"Confession: I'm a Windows/PC user. Win XP works fine for me. I use it at work. I use it a home. I can run pretty much anything I want on it. It's stable and mostly trouble free for me."
Only after he bought out my company for $1 billion (give or take a few hundred million).
Has this friend ever sent you any revealing pictures?
Vegas. 'nuff said.
How much do you think this friend spends on entertainment? clothes? shoes? online services?
More than most small countries.
Please estimate the odds that this so-called friend might be a terrorist?
He's a completely different kind of Evil. Greater than any boogeyman (aka 'terrorist') 'threat'.
If you had to describe this friend to Facebook and the DHS, which of the following descriptions would you use: creative? avant-garde? obedient? disruptive?
It's the information right in front of your eyeballs that's the future.
No, the Real Future (c)(tm) is having the hardware jacked right into your brain. No need for dorky eyewear or sticking things in your eyes. The hardware would see what you see by tapping your optic nerve. Your brain would interface directly with the hardware, augmenting your intelligence. That is the future that I want. Not this horse and carriage, post dark ages, middle of the industrial age, steam powered nonsense you call The Googles.
'they need the killer app' comment though... something to make them something that everyone wants.
Duh, Porn. Killer app for VHS. Killer app for The Internet. Killer app for The Googles.
Is that creepy Gnerd at the coffee show browsing the Internet or is he watching a porn star get her bunghole stretched out? Or is a virtual porn app stripping the clothes off of the teenage barista he's staring at?
BTW, I've already patented, copyrighted and trademarked all these ideas and their implementations, so bugger off trying to copy my innovations!
I usually price stock at 1:1 price:revenue (a very traditional measure), in which case it's a $2-3 stock, reaching maybe $5 over the next couple of years.
I priced, and continue to price, Facebook shares at the value of a wet fart. No more, no less.
I'm sure they're really looking out for our freedom.
Republicantards are looking out for their freedom to charge people for anything and everything (just look at the United States of Dumbtardia's health care system) so that they can pad their offshore bank accounts with even more zeros...
Slashdot Mirror
Android rhymes with Hemorrhoid.
You fanboi of product that sound like rectal condition...
Anyone with less than half a brain would have not bought Zynga or Facebook in the first place...
Who makes decisions like this, and the re: the laptop resolutions?
Sales, Marketing and Bean Counting Derptards.
"Confession: I'm a Windows/PC user. Win XP works fine for me. I use it at work. I use it a home. I can run pretty much anything I want on it. It's stable and mostly trouble free for me."
reverse engineer the Obama campaign's strategy.
Do not say and do stupid shite? Do not have a questionable and shady financial background?
Don't be a dumb-arse Republicantard?
You mean Bullwankium. AKA the stuff the drops out the backside of a politician or upper management type or MBA.
You mean "Made in China"...
I'm waiting for Firefox 42.0 -- that should be here, what, next spring give the proclivity to versionNumber++ so often...
Motorcycles aren't about narcissism, they're about freedom.
Bullcrap. Harleytards are about posing. No more, no less.
The word you are looking for to refer to Romney and his ilk is "Republicantard".
You can also refer to him as Romneytard (just like Bushtard before him).
So what happened?
Steve Jobs is no longer with us.
He wouldn't have let the fuster cluck that is maps in iOS 6 happen.
Nor would he have let the pile of shite that is the new iOS app store app happen.
Is this your friend's real name?
No. His real name is Mark Douchebag-Berg.
Do you really like this friend?
Only after he bought out my company for $1 billion (give or take a few hundred million).
Has this friend ever sent you any revealing pictures?
Vegas. 'nuff said.
How much do you think this friend spends on entertainment? clothes? shoes? online services?
More than most small countries.
Please estimate the odds that this so-called friend might be a terrorist?
He's a completely different kind of Evil. Greater than any boogeyman (aka 'terrorist') 'threat'.
If you had to describe this friend to Facebook and the DHS, which of the following descriptions would you use: creative? avant-garde? obedient? disruptive?
Money grubbing, privacy invading Semite.
There will always be lemmings willing to pay for shiny bragging rights.
Same reason you see all the Audis, BMWs, Mercedes and other over-priced automaboobles all over the place...
I'm going for an S3
Good luck getting the Gay Pink Candy version of Android 5.0 for it next year...
Whack Off. Whack On.
DO. NOT. WANT Web crApps on mobile or desktop devices. DO. NOT. WANT.
It's the information right in front of your eyeballs that's the future.
No, the Real Future (c)(tm) is having the hardware jacked right into your brain. No need for dorky eyewear or sticking things in your eyes. The hardware would see what you see by tapping your optic nerve. Your brain would interface directly with the hardware, augmenting your intelligence. That is the future that I want. Not this horse and carriage, post dark ages, middle of the industrial age, steam powered nonsense you call The Googles.
'they need the killer app' comment though ... something to make them something that everyone wants.
Duh, Porn. Killer app for VHS. Killer app for The Internet. Killer app for The Googles.
Is that creepy Gnerd at the coffee show browsing the Internet or is he watching a porn star get her bunghole stretched out? Or is a virtual porn app stripping the clothes off of the teenage barista he's staring at?
BTW, I've already patented, copyrighted and trademarked all these ideas and their implementations, so bugger off trying to copy my innovations!
...it needs more cowbell!
They managed to sell the company for twice the current market price!
Truly amazing what you can sell a turd for when properly polished and packaged...
I usually price stock at 1:1 price:revenue (a very traditional measure), in which case it's a $2-3 stock, reaching maybe $5 over the next couple of years.
I priced, and continue to price, Facebook shares at the value of a wet fart. No more, no less.
You meant to write "Too many crapps".
he is an American citizen
hiding his wealth in off-shore bank accounts.
I'd rather have my data go to Google
So you'd rather have your data end up in the hands of the Gooberment of the United States of Dumbtardia?
The proper choice is 3) None of the above.
I'm sure they're really looking out for our freedom.
Republicantards are looking out for their freedom to charge people for anything and everything (just look at the United States of Dumbtardia's health care system) so that they can pad their offshore bank accounts with even more zeros...