Don't forget the infinitely deep credit card known as the Federal Reserve -- that just keeps 'printing' more money by entering numbers with more zeros after them into a computer terminal deep in the bowls of the Eccles building.
So, if the hardware is failing, corrupting memory or data on external storage, and the lockstep mechanism is keeping things synchronized really well to the shadow VM(s), how many microseconds after the shadow VM comes up, does it go the way of the primary VM, as in totally tits up?
So, if the software running in the primary VM has a problem causing it to go down pretty hard (think near or BSOD class), and the lockstep mechanism is keeping things synchronized really well to the shadow VM(s), how many microseconds after the shadow VM comes up, does it go the way of the primary VM, as in totally tits up?
Or is the definition of FT (fault tolerance) "when some marketing droid pulls out a network cable or shuts down a server during a demonstration while trying to sell tens of thousands of dollars worth of [pretty useless] software"?
Leave him alone. It's called Darwinism. Either if he doesn't kill himself by sitting in front of the computer all day, then he won't develop the necessary social skills to have "S.E.X" and reproduce, thus avoiding polluting the gene pool with his strands.
Alas shakey cam seems to be the latest fad in movie and TV show shooting. Time for people to start sending vomit bags to Abrams and all the other 'tards that use this and the time travel crutch.
There is this new fangled thing called a "video camera". It takes moving pictures. You can also record a "voice over" describing what you are seeing. I understand that there are even "video cameras" that shoot in "High Definition" and record to something called a "hard disk". Apparently you can even upload your moving pictures, or "videos", to some web site called "YouTube". Try it, you might like it.
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It's called marketing spin. Somewhere an MBA is proud of themselves.
Just wear a traditional burqa. Problem solved.
"We are out of money."
Quick, someone fix the keyboard on the terminal used to 'print' money in the bowls of the Federal Reserve...
Don't forget the infinitely deep credit card known as the Federal Reserve -- that just keeps 'printing' more money by entering numbers with more zeros after them into a computer terminal deep in the bowls of the Eccles building.
... 1% market share ...
In our data center, Linux has 100% overall operating system market share. FWIW.
So, if the hardware is failing, corrupting memory or data on external storage, and the lockstep mechanism is keeping things synchronized really well to the shadow VM(s), how many microseconds after the shadow VM comes up, does it go the way of the primary VM, as in totally tits up?
So, if the software running in the primary VM has a problem causing it to go down pretty hard (think near or BSOD class), and the lockstep mechanism is keeping things synchronized really well to the shadow VM(s), how many microseconds after the shadow VM comes up, does it go the way of the primary VM, as in totally tits up?
Or is the definition of FT (fault tolerance) "when some marketing droid pulls out a network cable or shuts down a server during a demonstration while trying to sell tens of thousands of dollars worth of [pretty useless] software"?
You must be a Republican.
Seriously, there is an Onion article just waiting to happen here...
Leave him alone. It's called Darwinism. Either if he doesn't kill himself by sitting in front of the computer all day, then he won't develop the necessary social skills to have "S.E.X" and reproduce, thus avoiding polluting the gene pool with his strands.
You mean American Idiot....
Summer Glau and Morena Baccarin are "hot". Jewel Staite is "lumpy dumpy".
Then explain 'Lost'.
Alas shakey cam seems to be the latest fad in movie and TV show shooting. Time for people to start sending vomit bags to Abrams and all the other 'tards that use this and the time travel crutch.
"Rectalus Expulsivus!"
Welcome to modern capitalism in accordance to The Cult Of The Pod People (c)(tm).
How many stones is that?
Why is it when i connect to slashdot in IE, the page is broken, the javascript doesnt work, and it takes forever to load?
This too happens in Firefox. Especially when the idiots at /. started with this AJAX/Web 2.0 "beta index" crap.
Not tubes. Pipes! Why? Pipes are bigger than tubes.
There is this new fangled thing called a "video camera". It takes moving pictures. You can also record a "voice over" describing what you are seeing. I understand that there are even "video cameras" that shoot in "High Definition" and record to something called a "hard disk". Apparently you can even upload your moving pictures, or "videos", to some web site called "YouTube". Try it, you might like it.
Something only an MBA (Master Bullsh*t Artist) would want.
Nuke spammers from orbit.
You realize that the chances of missing from orbit are greater than hitting...
Some people call the time around 2000 "the turn of the century" - you know, going from 1999 to 2000.
Since I run my own servers, I wasn't affected by the Google outage one bit whatsoever.
Work with Google to rid search results of links to the pirated version.