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  1. Re:The "Biggest" on Giant Sub-Woofer · · Score: 1


    Man, just imagine the sound from farting into a microphone hooked up to that speaker system...

  2. Re:There are some nasty ones on Unprecedented level of Virus Alerts · · Score: 1
  3. Re:In other news... on Star Wars Episode 3 Release Date Announced · · Score: 1


    Except those are probably some of the worst cartoons on TV...

  4. Re:HT & threads on FreeBSD on the Athlon64 in 64bit vs Pentium4 3.2E · · Score: 1


    FWIW, my personal simplistic non-HT vs. HT test on Windows XP showed that HT does make a difference. While, er, backing up a DVD to an XviD AVI file using AutoGK, second encode pass, non-HT took 142 minutes on my 3GHz P4 with dual channel DDR400 memory. After turning HT on, it took only 122 minutes...

  5. w00t! on Scifi Channel to Make Ringworld Miniseries · · Score: -1, Offtopic


    w00t!!!

  6. Gnarly, d00d! on Latest Research on Quantum Computing · · Score: 4, Funny


    Why don't you send me a quantum echo from the future when this is all running nicely...

  7. Re:Google don't use RAID... on Speculating About Gmail · · Score: 1


    Hmmm... I wonder if you could cut a deal with them to extract and replace their dead machines for them and get to keep the dead hardware for yourself. Then fix and eBay the suckers. Hell, just eBay them - someone will buy it!

  8. Re:Sent to Helene Chalifour Scherrer, Minister... on Canadian Minister Promises to Fix Copyright Law · · Score: 1


    Good one!!!

  9. Re:Two things stand out on Sun and Microsoft Settle Litigation · · Score: 1


    :s/applets/craplets/

  10. Yeah, right... on Sun and Microsoft Settle Litigation · · Score: 1


    Somebody tell them April Fools was yesterday...

  11. Sieg Heil Bush!!! on Homeless to be Implanted with Subdermal RFID Tags · · Score: 1


    America is Dead! Long live Amerika!

  12. Re:Converting from Opensource to Proprietary on The Worst Development Job You've Ever Had? · · Score: 1

    Obviously Microsoft has brainwashed you:

    MCSE -> Microsoft Certified Solitare Expert or Must Consult Someone Experienced.

  13. Re:Good News, Bad News, Who Can Say? on The Worst Development Job You've Ever Had? · · Score: 1


    Not funny. Not Engrish!

  14. Re:In the name of "software development" on The Worst Development Job You've Ever Had? · · Score: 1


    Doing development in India, eh?

  15. Re:The worst job you can have on The Worst Development Job You've Ever Had? · · Score: 1


    ...and then it got stamped "Top Secret", filed away and no one has seen it since!

  16. In other news... on Music Industry Loses In Canadian Downloading Case · · Score: 1


    Bandwidth usage in Canada has shot through the roof as every single Canadian is attempting to download the Internet after hearing of this judgement...

  17. Re:Translation on Hacker Indicted In France For Publishing Exploits · · Score: 1


    In Canada you can do it (marry) with a Guy...

  18. Re:You can post it AC on Fighting the Forced Ranking of Employees? · · Score: 1

    Company Management and HR have their heads firmly wedged up their backsides.

    Go somewhere else and tell them why.

    Corporate retards.

  19. Argh... on Ballmer On Microsoft's Search Goofs · · Score: 0, Troll

    'I want to make sure (a user) can't get through ... an online experience without hitting a Microsoft ad.'

    Two words: "F*CK OFF !!!"

    Your ads are gay and your products SUCK. People flying through the air for XP? Some guy in a butterfly suite for MSN are just totally bent (really gay). How much did you pay for this sh*t? Grade 2 kids could come up with better stuff than that spew.

    - getting more and more really ticked at MS

  20. Re:British Pornographic Industry? on BPI Threaten Uploaders With Legal Action · · Score: 1

    I had to read it like, 4 or 5 times, before it registered as Phono and not Porno...

    - Porno for the Peeps

  21. How To on Data Security on Windows Machines? · · Score: 1

    1) Format C:

    2) Download OpenBSD, FreeBSD or some Linux distro of the month before performing step #1.

    3) Install download from previous step.

    4) Profit!!! you clod.

    Surf some pr0n.

  22. Re:E Ink? on Sony To Launch E Ink-based eBook In April · · Score: 1


    Better than iSmell.

  23. Re:Where do they get their sample units? on Intel 32/64-bit Nocona CPU · · Score: 1

    Sure didn't take Intel too long to get this out...

    Think about it. Adding 64-bit extensions isn't something you do in a few months. Intel has been working on this for some time.

    Regardless, AMD caught them with their panties down...

  24. Re:Hmmm - it started earlier than that... on Muscle Cars And Smokin' Chips · · Score: 1

    Pffht...

    I overclocked a dot matrix printer in the late 70s. Replaced the 6MHz crystal with a 8MHz crystal. It printed that much faster.

    These days, as far as I am concerned, overclockers and especially modders, are a bunch of fags.

  25. Re:The problem with all these new processors is on Intel's Pentium 4 3.4GHz Processors Reviewed · · Score: 1


    Did those 12 case fans come with a lifetime set of ear plugs?