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  1. Re:P800 0wnz0rzz (quickie rejoinder) on Microsoft Orange SPV Phone Review · · Score: 1
    > P800 POSM

    Too small to be useful, too big to be a suppository...

  2. Re:This has been postet a lot of times, but still. on Gentoo Offers PPC LiveCDs · · Score: 1
    AC, please enter following command:

    pkg_add RemoveHeadFromRectum.tgz

  3. Bottom line... on Correcting Lens Aberrations in Digital Photography? · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    pocket-sized digital

    No wonder. What did you expect? Sheesh. Get a better camera!

  4. Bottom line... on Correcting Lens Aberrations in Digital Photography? · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    pocket-sized digitalNo wonder. What do you expect? Get a better camera!

  5. Re:don't speed bumps ... on Motorola to Boost 0.13-micron PowerPCs · · Score: 1
    Why do we call them "speed bumps" when you have to slow down for them?

    Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?

    Why do we spell knife with a "k"?

    Why are Yanks so full of themselves?

    The many mysteries of the 'modern' world...

  6. Re:Drunk? on Absolute OpenBSD · · Score: -1, Troll

    The puffer fish is a very apt visual representation of the prickly people that work on OpenBSD... Join the mailing lists and see their excellent people skills! g,d&r

  7. Re:Just in From CNET on SCO vs Linux.. Continued · · Score: 1
    If that shitehead Linus had been using a version control system since day one. All (the royal) we would have to do would be to go through the history logs and see who checked what in. But no. He had to micro manage the damn thing. This is going to bite him even harder in the future - mark me words!

    Or, use *BSD instead...

  8. Re:*Cough* * Cough* on SCO vs Linux.. Continued · · Score: 1
    The solution is very simple.

    Give Linus, Linux, SCO, IBM the finger. Start using one of the *BSDs. Problem solved. QED. Etc. Etc. Etc.

    Next topic...

  9. Re:You can't on Famous Last Words: You can't decompile a C++ program · · Score: 1

    9) Profit!

  10. Re:"Do You Know UNIX Secrets?" on Do You Know UNIX Secrets? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    My butt speaks stronger than your butt - prepare to be excreted!

  11. Re:This is going to be instantly moded down on Philosophy, Reality and The Matrix · · Score: 1
    The deep philisophical meaning of The Matrix is a bunch of wankers out to make [lots of] money. If you believe there is any depth to "The Matrix", then you are very shallow indeed...

    "Java sucks, Linux sucks, The Matrix Reloaded sucks" - me, myself and I

  12. Re:ool, but a Waste of Time on Recycling Parts From Dead Motherboards · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Where are the cold cathode lights? The faggy case mod?

  13. Re:IBM response to SCO : on Today's SCO News · · Score: 1
    Why dosen't IBM just jingle some pocket change, buy SCO, and fire all the useless knobs...? They've sunk megabucks into Linux already, this would just be another minor investment in Linux...

    Or use *BSD.

  14. Re:How stable? on OpenBSD Hackathon Summary · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Stay with 4.8 until at least 5.2 (or 5.3). 4.8 is running very well for us as firewall, bug tracking, cvs server, etc.

  15. Re:Does it actually matter? on Managing Enterprise Content · · Score: 1

    IMHO, Microsoft's web site also blows chunks out the rear exit. The number of times I tried to find something, downloads, KB articles, whatever, and haven't been able to, I couldn't count. If I was to charge them for the time I waste supporting and using their products, I would be almost as rich as Billy Gates hisself...

  16. Won't work worth shite... on Using Password "Keyprints" as Another Form of Authentication? · · Score: 1
    You should have of done a study to see how often people type things the same way. Me, I'm a spaz and never type things the same way all the time. Especially when changing keyboards, machines, chairs, etc.

    Try again...

  17. Have you tried... on Changing Your Filesystem's Locale? · · Score: -1, Troll
    > Is there a tool out there that can convert

    Have you tried FORMAT C:?

  18. Does not matter a wee bit... on SCO DOS'ed · · Score: 0, Troll

    Who cares about SCO, IBM and Linux? We always have the *BSD's to fall back on...

  19. Re:Why? on OpenBSD 3.3 Released · · Score: 1
    > Why should someone who's using linux be interested in OpenBSD?

    Because they have an OpenMind(tm) and are always looking for something better.

  20. Re:I miss the SysV init scripts. on OpenBSD 3.3 Released · · Score: 1
    > I don't care for rc.conf at all.

    Give it time. One day you will wonder how you got along without it...

  21. Re:One word: on 802.11 Security · · Score: 1
    > Laptop

    Five finger discount...!

  22. The Internet on Satellite Monitoring in a Turbulent World? · · Score: 1

    cnn.com

  23. Re:How I use usenet today on Spaf's Farewell, Ten Years Later · · Score: 1

    What is a "Jennifer Rigley" and why should I care?

  24. Re:Why not use OpenBSD? on Interview With The FreeBSD Core Team · · Score: 1
    > OpenBSD hasn't even moved to ELF format binaries yet

    Oh yes they have - quite recently.

  25. Re:BSD on Interview With The FreeBSD Core Team · · Score: 1
    > Re:BSD (Score:2, Flamebait)

    Eh, just proved my point above...