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  1. Re:Queue GM hacking in ... on GM Hooking 30,000 Robots To Internet To Keep Factories Humming (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    your knot funny.

  2. Re:Do you want Terminators? on GM Hooking 30,000 Robots To Internet To Keep Factories Humming (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    Because the new /. owners don't understand that those tags were supposed to be funny/witty. It seems entirely lost on them, and they'll just use something that sounds more or less appropriate.

  3. Re:I liked the dot-band technology on How the IBM 1403 Printer Hammered Out 1,100 Lines Per Minute (ieee.org) · · Score: 4, Funny

    because you had coded in Assembler.

    I really miss those days. Nowadays, everybody just codes in Compiler. meh.

  4. Re:I'm no chemistry expert, but... on Graphene-Based Sieve Turns Seawater Into Drinking Water (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    Oh, I didn't see the part where you said oxide. My bad.

  5. Re:Clone RFID on Companies Start Implanting Microchips Into Workers' Bodies (latimes.com) · · Score: 1

    The RFID protocol

    I think you're talking about one particular application/protocol, while i'm talking about a class of devices.

    There's nothing stopping you from using RFID in more elaborate ways. Once you have something that knows sort of a private key, but without the ability to reveal the actual key, you're on smartcard-level security. And that was my whole point when saying

    RFID chips can be made as impossible to clone as smart cards.

  6. Re:Clone RFID on Companies Start Implanting Microchips Into Workers' Bodies (latimes.com) · · Score: 3, Informative

    RFID chips can be made as impossible to clone as smart cards.
    No, gaining access to the smart card contact pads won't help you in any way, neither will MITMing it.

    IOW you're full of shit.

  7. I realize you're trying to be funny, but they did say 'degrees', which rules out Kelvin.

    And before you wonder, yes, I'm a blast at parties.

  8. Re:I'm no chemistry expert, but... on Graphene-Based Sieve Turns Seawater Into Drinking Water (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    pretty sure it's just C

  9. Re:When did it happen? on Researchers Detect A Mysterious Flash Of X-Rays From A Faraway Galaxy (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    The galaxy is *not* 11Gly away.

    The question was about the when, not the where.

  10. Re:When did it happen? on Researchers Detect A Mysterious Flash Of X-Rays From A Faraway Galaxy (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    Hey Mycroft! So what you're trying to tell me us is that this light, that traveled 11 billion light years, didn't take 11 billion years to travel?

    May I by any chance subscribe to your newsletter?

    Didn't think so.
    Sincerely, Sherlock.

  11. Re:When did it happen? on Researchers Detect A Mysterious Flash Of X-Rays From A Faraway Galaxy (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    Your point being?

  12. Re:When did it happen? on Researchers Detect A Mysterious Flash Of X-Rays From A Faraway Galaxy (nytimes.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    if they told us when the event happened. 11 billion light years away didn't happen last nite.

    Yeah, no shit, Sherlock.

    I wonder how long it takes light to travel 11 billion light years. Maybe if someone could figure that out, we could tell when the event happened.

  13. Re:It's obviously not that. on Two Activists Who Secretly Recorded Planned Parenthood Face 15 Felony Charges (npr.org) · · Score: 2

    You're not too good with reading comprehension, huh? That isn't a forecast, it's a question about where to draw the line.

  14. Re:It's obviously not that. on Two Activists Who Secretly Recorded Planned Parenthood Face 15 Felony Charges (npr.org) · · Score: 1

    s/Not/Note/

  15. Re:It's obviously not that. on Two Activists Who Secretly Recorded Planned Parenthood Face 15 Felony Charges (npr.org) · · Score: 1

    So what when there's 10bn humans on earth? What when there's 20? 50? Not that's not an 'if', but a 'when'.
    At some point, adding another life will actually harm other lives. Where do you draw the line?

  16. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... on Yes, You've Still Got Mail (recode.net) · · Score: 1

    Sure you can. You can setup trust systems like Bitcoin does with its blockchains (and there's already lots of research being started into how the blockchain concept can be used to decentralize other things while retaining a strong level trust.)

    True -- bitcoin managed to pull that off. But at the expense of a crapton of energy. I don't think that concept would be feasible for use with email, unless there's some strong incentive to participate in email-block-mining (which you essentially pay for via your utility bill).

    Email clients automatically generating and including PGP/GPG signatures would go a long way as well.

    I don't see how that helps with unsolicited mail at all.

  17. Re:Most of the alternatives he describes... on Yes, You've Still Got Mail (recode.net) · · Score: 1

    I think the problem is that you can't have both, decentral and no unsolicited mail, because if you want the latter, there's got to be some authority that gets to decide who's legitimate and who isn't.

    I consider spam a necessary price to pay for a truly open and decentral communication system.

  18. Makes my mind go on Playing Tetris Can Reduce Onset of PTSD After Trauma, Study Finds (cnn.com) · · Score: 0, Troll

    deee de de deee de de deee de de deee de de deeeeee de deee deee deee deee deee

    --- ignore below ---
    Your comment violated the "postercomment" compression filter. Try less whitespace and/or less repetition.

  19. who hasn't had experience with Windows in over a decade.

    That's surprisingly spot-on, but overall missing the point, because the same goes for the CLI and whatever tools are provided. protip: you don't have to provide a tool to turn off $feature.

  20. Re:All this Glitz but it's still posessed... on Slashdot Asks: Windows 10 Creators Update Goes Live On April 11, Will You Upgrade? · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'll never get some of you guys. When an OS doesn't force the user to update, its a security risk.

    If by 'updates' you mean fixing security issues, then yes.

    When an OS does force the user to update, its an affront to freedom and choice.

    If by 'updates' you mean fixing security issues, then no.

    It is my understanding that the sort of 'updates' we're talking about here, however, is more than 'fixing security issues'. If I were using Windows, I'd be fine with forced security updates, but not with forced addition of random crap and telemetry.

    either don't use Windows

    I'm running pretty much only NetBSD, with the occasional FreeBSD and Linux machines here and there. Doesn't change that i can be curious about the latest drama of the Windows world.

    or become enough of a power user to stop the OS from doing it.

    Seriously, who are you kidding? You can't just "become enough of a power user" to stop a blackbox OS from doing that.
    All you *can* do is a depth-first traversal of the entire GUI, unchecking every checkbox that sounds related. In no way does that mean that you can be sure everything is actually turned off, becuase, you know, software developers don't HAVE to add a checkbox to a GUI to control $feature.

  21. Re:All this Glitz but it's still posessed... on Slashdot Asks: Windows 10 Creators Update Goes Live On April 11, Will You Upgrade? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The average Windows user will have no idea how to disable updates. What's the point in taking away that possibility from above (should I say "below", given that they know better yet bend over for the clusterfuck windows is?) average windows users?

  22. Re:Unintended consequences on Scientists Turn Mammalian Cells Into Complex Biocomputers (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    What bizarre reason would that be?

  23. Hijacking worthless frist psot on Scientists Turn Mammalian Cells Into Complex Biocomputers (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    I see there's now a story below the story, on the story page as opposed to the front page. And it's all brown.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I have a batch of "Epygi Shares Advice on Hosted vs On-Premise PBX Options" to purchase.

  24. Re:Too soon. on The Galaxy S8 Will Be Samsung's Biggest Test Ever (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    In fact, some commenters are fanboys/tolls or shills i don't know.

  25. Re:Lies? on Ask Slashdot: What Are Some Lies Programmers Tell Themselves? · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I'll have sex later."