Because marriage is a legal contract as well as a religious tradition, genius. Separation of church and state refers to the government's ability to tell you what religions you can practice, not, as commonly thought, that politics should be godless. You're confused with communism, but that's what I'd expect from a sheep that believes every bumper sticker that they read. Are you a fish without a bicycle or what? Loser.
Half Life 2 has one of the best game plots I've ever seen. The dudes at Valve have redefined what a good FPS can be. What rock did you just crawl out from?
I see the patch would allow me to "play with topless versions of female characters." Sounds like weird science all over again. I LOVE topless versions of femail characters!
John Dvorak has never been of any use, and he never will be. He's like the old Andy Rooney segment at the end of 60 minutes. Why do they call it a stool anyway? You can't sit on it...
This may be stupid and pointless, but what if the robot was wired to go _toward_ light as a response to the mold trying to escape the light? Would the mold change it's behavior?
There's potential for a self-cleaning bathroom in here somewhere...
Thank heavens. I thought I was crazy all these years...I'm generally 'against' fast food and soda, but there is something about McDonald's fountain coke. Perfectly balanced.
I realize that my threshhold for humor is very low.
I find the beowulf cluster bit hilarious, if applied to articles sparingly.
That said, this is hysterical. Thank you for salvaging this IT nightmare of a Friday. It's like getting kicked right in the beowulf clusters. Mod the boy, wouldn't you?
Anti-spyware manufacturers? Is that like steel manufacturing? Is anti-spyware drop-forged, hammer forged, or die cast? Maybe it's extruded like cheerios.
I worked construction for years before becoming an admin, and I am currently considering going back to the carpenter's union. You don't know what you're talking about, do you?
By the way, laborers are the guys that pour the concrete and tie the rebar. They have their own union. The carpenters are the guys who build the rest of the stuff. Trust me, what they pull down in salary and bennies beats what I'm making now _and_ they get breaks, lunch, vacation, raises, and a higher ass.
You wouldn't recognize romex or 100bt if I hit you upside the head with them, so lose the 'tude.
Wow, you don't know you're talking about
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Sysadmin Day. Yay.
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You've been on both sides of the sys admin fence? Not bloody likely.
The fact that you even wrote this post shows that you assume the only person on their worst behavior is the admin. You are absolutely clueless. Grouchy admins are made, not born.
the easiest way to get in a car accident is to drive. the easiest way to get fired is to have a job. the easiest way to get your clothes dirty is to get dressed. the easiest way to crash your computer is to turn it on.
A National Climate Service for the rest of US.
I second. You are an unrecognized genius.
wait, I thought you were the whiny kid. ;)
There is a logical basis to english spelling. It's called etymology. Look it up.
Because marriage is a legal contract as well as a religious tradition, genius. Separation of church and state refers to the government's ability to tell you what religions you can practice, not, as commonly thought, that politics should be godless. You're confused with communism, but that's what I'd expect from a sheep that believes every bumper sticker that they read. Are you a fish without a bicycle or what? Loser.
Half Life 2 has one of the best game plots I've ever seen. The dudes at Valve have redefined what a good FPS can be. What rock did you just crawl out from?
"I don't know how the new one should work, but I'm sure a lot of people have ideas on how to do it."
Will the lot of people with ideas please come forward? We have some work for you.
I see the patch would allow me to "play with topless versions of female characters." Sounds like weird science all over again. I LOVE topless versions of femail characters!
so, you're saying he's an analist (sp?)
1) wrong
2) you resemble your sig
John Dvorak is a big fat idiot
John Dvorak has never been of any use, and he never will be. He's like the old Andy Rooney segment at the end of 60 minutes. Why do they call it a stool anyway? You can't sit on it...
I'm appaled Walmart has this much influence. I have never shopped there. Now what, retard?
This may be stupid and pointless, but what if the robot was wired to go _toward_ light as a response to the mold trying to escape the light? Would the mold change it's behavior?
There's potential for a self-cleaning bathroom in here somewhere...
Thank heavens. I thought I was crazy all these years...I'm generally 'against' fast food and soda, but there is something about McDonald's fountain coke. Perfectly balanced.
I realize that my threshhold for humor is very low.
I find the beowulf cluster bit hilarious, if applied to articles sparingly.
That said, this is hysterical. Thank you for salvaging this IT nightmare of a Friday. It's like getting kicked right in the beowulf clusters. Mod the boy, wouldn't you?
I think that joke is funny ever single time.
Anti-spyware manufacturers? Is that like steel manufacturing? Is anti-spyware drop-forged, hammer forged, or die cast? Maybe it's extruded like cheerios.
how many tanks in are in a tilde, anyway?
The word you're looking for is 'hubris.' I'm sure it's in your microsoft thesaurus. See, you click the tools menu...
I worked construction for years before becoming an admin, and I am currently considering going back to the carpenter's union. You don't know what you're talking about, do you?
By the way, laborers are the guys that pour the concrete and tie the rebar. They have their own union. The carpenters are the guys who build the rest of the stuff. Trust me, what they pull down in salary and bennies beats what I'm making now _and_ they get breaks, lunch, vacation, raises, and a higher ass.
You wouldn't recognize romex or 100bt if I hit you upside the head with them, so lose the 'tude.
You've been on both sides of the sys admin fence? Not bloody likely.
The fact that you even wrote this post shows that you assume the only person on their worst behavior is the admin. You are absolutely clueless. Grouchy admins are made, not born.
Lends a new meaning to blue screen of death...
I'm not laz
the easiest way to get in a car accident is to drive. the easiest way to get fired is to have a job. the easiest way to get your clothes dirty is to get dressed. the easiest way to crash your computer is to turn it on.
It's really a miracle you get anything done.