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  1. Festivus on Gov't Proposes "National Climate Service" For the US · · Score: 1

    A National Climate Service for the rest of US.

  2. Re:First beowulf cluster. on How To Build a 100,000-Port Ethernet Switch · · Score: 1

    I second. You are an unrecognized genius.

  3. Re:Halo shouldn't have Co-op. on No Online Co-Op For Halo 3 At Launch · · Score: 1

    wait, I thought you were the whiny kid. ;)

  4. Re:Teaching Arcana on Is Simplified Spelling Worth Reform? · · Score: 1

    There is a logical basis to english spelling. It's called etymology. Look it up.

  5. Re:Racism on Western Union Blocking Money Transfers to Arabs · · Score: 1

    Because marriage is a legal contract as well as a religious tradition, genius. Separation of church and state refers to the government's ability to tell you what religions you can practice, not, as commonly thought, that politics should be godless. You're confused with communism, but that's what I'd expect from a sheep that believes every bumper sticker that they read. Are you a fish without a bicycle or what? Loser.

  6. light on plot? on SiN Episodes - Emergence Review · · Score: 1

    Half Life 2 has one of the best game plots I've ever seen. The dudes at Valve have redefined what a good FPS can be. What rock did you just crawl out from?

  7. Re:Email is broken on Blue Security Gives up the Fight · · Score: 1

    "I don't know how the new one should work, but I'm sure a lot of people have ideas on how to do it."

    Will the lot of people with ideas please come forward? We have some work for you.

  8. I read that funny on ESRB Changes Oblivion's Rating to 'Mature' · · Score: 1

    I see the patch would allow me to "play with topless versions of female characters." Sounds like weird science all over again. I LOVE topless versions of femail characters!

  9. Re:Eight! on John Dvorak's Eight Signs MS is Dead in the Water · · Score: 1

    so, you're saying he's an analist (sp?)

  10. Re:Dvorak has some insight on John Dvorak's Eight Signs MS is Dead in the Water · · Score: 1

    1) wrong
    2) you resemble your sig

  11. Re:Dvorak has some insight on John Dvorak's Eight Signs MS is Dead in the Water · · Score: 1

    John Dvorak is a big fat idiot

  12. Dvorak: the keyboard, or the windbag? on John Dvorak's Eight Signs MS is Dead in the Water · · Score: 1

    John Dvorak has never been of any use, and he never will be. He's like the old Andy Rooney segment at the end of 60 minutes. Why do they call it a stool anyway? You can't sit on it...

  13. Re:Too much buying power... on Wal-Mart Controls Modern Game Design? · · Score: 1

    I'm appaled Walmart has this much influence. I have never shopped there. Now what, retard?

  14. Intelligent mold? on Robot Piloted by a Slime Mold · · Score: 1

    This may be stupid and pointless, but what if the robot was wired to go _toward_ light as a response to the mold trying to escape the light? Would the mold change it's behavior?

    There's potential for a self-cleaning bathroom in here somewhere...

  15. Re:Try McDonalds on MythBusters - The Lost Experiments · · Score: 1

    Thank heavens. I thought I was crazy all these years...I'm generally 'against' fast food and soda, but there is something about McDonald's fountain coke. Perfectly balanced.

  16. Re:How many Qubits? on U of Michigan creates first Quantum Microchip · · Score: 1

    I realize that my threshhold for humor is very low.

    I find the beowulf cluster bit hilarious, if applied to articles sparingly.

    That said, this is hysterical. Thank you for salvaging this IT nightmare of a Friday. It's like getting kicked right in the beowulf clusters. Mod the boy, wouldn't you?

  17. Re:Problem is downlink on Build Your Own Linux-Based Satellite · · Score: 1

    I think that joke is funny ever single time.

  18. check out the anti-spyware factory on Spyware or Researchware? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anti-spyware manufacturers? Is that like steel manufacturing? Is anti-spyware drop-forged, hammer forged, or die cast? Maybe it's extruded like cheerios.

  19. Re:Wrong on the Neutron Bomb on Lost Nuclear Bomb Found Off Georgia Coast? · · Score: 1

    how many tanks in are in a tilde, anyway?

  20. Re:Whiny Syssy Admins on Sysadmin Day. Yay. · · Score: 1

    The word you're looking for is 'hubris.' I'm sure it's in your microsoft thesaurus. See, you click the tools menu...

  21. Re:Unappreciated? on Sysadmin Day. Yay. · · Score: 1

    I worked construction for years before becoming an admin, and I am currently considering going back to the carpenter's union. You don't know what you're talking about, do you?

    By the way, laborers are the guys that pour the concrete and tie the rebar. They have their own union. The carpenters are the guys who build the rest of the stuff. Trust me, what they pull down in salary and bennies beats what I'm making now _and_ they get breaks, lunch, vacation, raises, and a higher ass.

    You wouldn't recognize romex or 100bt if I hit you upside the head with them, so lose the 'tude.

  22. Wow, you don't know you're talking about on Sysadmin Day. Yay. · · Score: 1

    You've been on both sides of the sys admin fence? Not bloody likely.

    The fact that you even wrote this post shows that you assume the only person on their worst behavior is the admin. You are absolutely clueless. Grouchy admins are made, not born.

  23. Re:It's for unexploded ordinance, not mines on US Army to Test Laser Based Mine Clearing Device · · Score: 1

    Lends a new meaning to blue screen of death...

  24. Re:Exercise on 'Beer Belly' Enzyme Discovered In Time For Xmas · · Score: 1

    I'm not laz

  25. Re:3D, voice and why its NOT a good idea... on The Next Computer Interface · · Score: 1

    the easiest way to get in a car accident is to drive. the easiest way to get fired is to have a job. the easiest way to get your clothes dirty is to get dressed. the easiest way to crash your computer is to turn it on.

    It's really a miracle you get anything done.