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Robot Piloted by a Slime Mold

TeknoHog writes "Robotics researchers from the UK and Japan have linked up a slime mold to remotely control a six-legged robot. The mold, which is naturally light-sensitive, is able to hide the robot in dark corners, and the scientists expect to further this technology for use in smaller, autonomous units. There is also a preprint of the research paper available from the University of Southampton."

212 comments

  1. well, i for one welcome our... by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    oh, never mind

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    1. Re:well, i for one welcome our... by Velox_SwiftFox · · Score: 1

      I was thinking "Gel-packs"?

      well, at least they don't have to drill into a mammal's brain to do this one. The molds are cool though; a neighbor once panicked when a bright orange one appeared on wood chip mulch in his garden, until I told him what it was. "It's harmless and it eats bacteria" seems to be one of the more reassuring things you can tell someone about a creeping slime.

    2. Re:well, i for one welcome our... by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      Is that the bright orange/yellow pouffy one? I've seen one of those before. At least I think it was mold. Maybe it was an alien?

      Well, whatever it was, I squished it.

    3. Re:well, i for one welcome our... by gold23 · · Score: 1

      Thank you. Exactly the post I had in mind.

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    4. Re:well, i for one welcome our... by Isotopian · · Score: 5, Funny

      What's the fun in doing robot experiments if you don't get to drill into any brains? I'll tell you, no fun at all.

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    5. Re:well, i for one welcome our... by Infernal+Device · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm still waiting for the whole cat-head spider-legged robot thing.

      You know, basically a robot that sleeps all day then suddenly has to be in another room *right the hell now*.

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    6. Re:well, i for one welcome our... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Meh, it seems like yesterday scientists were crazy-gluing flies to miniscule gliders and having them fly around.

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  2. I must say... by tcopeland · · Score: 4, Funny
    1. Re:I must say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I swear, it took at least thirty seconds before I figured out this article was about mould... Damn yanks and your crazy spelling ;)

    2. Re:I must say... by badman99 · · Score: 0

      Hmmmmm really makes you think. A robot that makes decisions based on the chemical reaction of slime, another that hunts down flys and powers itself on the digestion of these same flies....

      I was watching Austin Powers the other day and just what would a sex-bot run on ?

    3. Re:I must say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha, ha--I wrote that article. How embarrassing, having one of the least interesting entries I've ever written quoted on Slashdot!

      I'm not American, though, and wouldn't ordinarily miss out the "u" in "mould". I wrote it that way because that's the way it appears in Rogue, Nethack, and so forth.

  3. That's nothing by aussie_a · · Score: 3, Funny
    1. Re:That's nothing by laptop006 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but that was from a "Genuine Non-Accredited University"!

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    2. Re:That's nothing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So a robot piloted by a lawyer? What's the big deal?

    3. Re:That's nothing by sharpestmarble · · Score: 0

      I thought that it would be green, with yellow to follow!

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    4. Re:That's nothing by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Don't laugh. Some of the TV shopping channels sell "genuine faux pearls", or "genuine Diamonique".

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  4. Klaus-Peter Zauner's most recent publication. by wilburdg · · Score: 3, Informative

    If you're interested in the subject, check out Klaus-Peter Zauner's publication: Robot Control: From Silicon Circuitry to Cells

    1. Re:Klaus-Peter Zauner's most recent publication. by evil-osm · · Score: 1

      Also for those interested, a view into his lab, where he is working on the next generation of these robots..

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  5. is there some reason that... by Dance_Dance_Karnov · · Score: 5, Funny

    a photocapacitor or some other light sensitive electronics wouldn't suffice?

    1. Re:is there some reason that... by nick_davison · · Score: 3, Interesting

      a photocapacitor or some other light sensitive electronics wouldn't suffice?

      Simple:

      "Robot controlled by light sensitive electronics seeks corner" gets a quick nod before someone realises eight year olds have been doing it with the basic Lego Mindstorms kit for years.

      "Slime mold remotely controls six legged robot" gets the quirky and weird headlines. Quirky and weird headlines can be claimed as public interest. Public interest can be parlayed in to additional funding for your otherwise unfundable project.

      So, whilst it's not really any more exciting, it does get the trivia audience - which gets the funding. Thus, for PhDs who can't get Google to hire them, it's essential to use a cockroach or slime mold or something similarly quirky to keep you in tweed jackets and leather elbow patches.

    2. Re:is there some reason that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The slime mold is analog, not digital. It's arguably more suitable for interaction with the real world (analog world.) Also, you are likely to get interesting behavioral artefacts as a result of using biological components as a control mechanism (presumably, the robot will behave more like a biological organism.)

    3. Re:is there some reason that... by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      I got the impression that the slime mold was telling the legged robot not only which way to move but how to move its legs. i.e., if you give a slime mold legs it will figure out how to use them to do what slime molds like to do (hide in the dark).

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    4. Re:is there some reason that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      How about you read the paper then comment. There is the possibility that chance will render your conclusions correct - but first read the damned paper.

      You can then follow-up with a critique of all those pretender PhDs that have won Nobel Prizes, and the countless fraudsters in the university system.

      How about - you've arm chaired the problem now it's time to present the overwhelming evidence (not testimonials). I will also ask that you stratify the various classes of PhDs so as to avoid generalizations.

    5. Re:is there some reason that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The universe at a sufficient scale is probably discrete, not continuous. Not that this matters at all in this case where the movements of the mould are sampled discretely for making control decisions in the robot. Modeling the behavior of this single-celled organism into a NFA would actually be pretty easy. The claimed advantage is that at a sufficiently-small scale using material harvested from organisms adapted to certain behaviors will be more efficient than attempting to replicate the functionality using molecular structures designed by humans to reproduce their behavior. This is probably a non-starter for now, since integrating these compounds into a lithographic process simply isn't feasible.

    6. Re:is there some reason that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any success with meshing bio and electro is pretty nifty. I don't understand why your aren't impressed. Yea, they could have used electrical components to do this -- that wouldn't be news. Try reading the article.

      And the parent doesn't strike me as "insightful".

    7. Re:is there some reason that... by jheath314 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      IMHO, the whole point was to do it with a biological interface.

      Think about it... a slime mold, while naturally light-avoidant, won't naturally know how to manipulate robotic appendages. Rather than sneering dismissively, you might realize this is a significant step forward to creating hardware and software that can directly interface with your nervous system. Such technology has many awesome as well as frightening implications.

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    8. Re:is there some reason that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There isn't anything that is analog, everything is digital (discrete or quantized). You can count in whole integers the photons, neurons, sodium ions traversing cellular membranes, etc, as far down as you want to go. Only when the quantity exceeds the resolution of your inspection does it appear to be analog. That said there's still merit in using things that appear continuous simply because they have a much higher degree of resolution and therefore precision.

      No cameras yet rival the human eye, yet both are, in their way, digital.

    9. Re:is there some reason that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Exactly.

      And that's what makes this seriously cool.

    10. Re:is there some reason that... by Grab · · Score: 1

      That's bull. Suppose you give me a hand-drill to drill a hole, and then say "Look, we've got a biological interface for drilling, we don't need Black and Decker!"

      They shone light on a slime mould, it moved, and they tracked the movement. This does *not* count as a biological interface. And as other posters have pointed out, robots that could do this have been around since the 80s. It's been a schoolkid-level project since at the latest 1990.

      Grab.

    11. Re:is there some reason that... by m0nstr42 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think the point is actually that a single-celled organism can do this just as well, or probably better, than any complicated adaptive control system that we can come up with.

      Our task is to learn from nature, and that is what is being done here. People might want this to be more exciting, but great research is basic. They took two systems that were well-studied and well-understood (light-sensitive robots and single-celled organisms), smooshed them together, and found out just how well (or not well) we understood them to begin with.

    12. Re:is there some reason that... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      dude they used the mold as a light sensor. something that has been done in electronics for years using organics as sensors.

      It may be somewhat innovative, but the robot is simply using the mold as a light sensor and nothing more. They have been doing this in lab's for decades being able to read a cell's response to stimullation.

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    13. Re:is there some reason that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You can then follow-up with a critique of all those pretender PhDs that have won Nobel Prizes, and the countless fraudsters in the university system."

      Meh... Nobel Prizes...

      Whoever can gets cited the most this year wins!

    14. Re:is there some reason that... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      One could argue a discrete granulairity on spacial position implies a substructure to space.

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    15. Re:is there some reason that... by capt_mollusk · · Score: 1

      for this particular type of movement, maybe so. but the point is to develop the ability to have a robot-biological organism interface that might ultimately allow for far more complicated control scenarios. for example, the brain of a small amphibian would likey be much better at controlling a vehicle navigating varied terrain than the massive computers currently stuffed into "automated" robotic cars.

      of course, we may need to worry about the slime mold becoming self aware, forming SlimeNet, and then destroying humanity.

    16. Re:is there some reason that... by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Except it's not directly interfacing with the nervous system at all. The mold naturally moves through mechanical means. The movement (or attempted movement) of the mold is amplified by moving the robot legs. This isn't much different than steer-by-wire, or a mouse, or any other input device; just on a much smaller scale, and obviously in this case the user is (probably) not aware of his participation.

  6. Not impressed! by gasmonso · · Score: 5, Funny

    The mold in my shower has been doing this kinda stuff for years!

    http://religiousfreaks.com/
    1. Re:Not impressed! by robertjw · · Score: 4, Funny

      Hell, the mold in my shower just stole my car.

    2. Re:Not impressed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's not stealing if it's court-ordered, bub. next she's "stealing" half your paycheck to raise her slimy off-spring, isn't she?

    3. Re:Not impressed! by Sigg3.net · · Score: 1

      Technically, you're speaking about a 'roommate', correct?
      Just wanted to clear that out. So-called roomies have been found to lack the intelligence of avoiding daylight and the public eye, in contrast to the de facto Slime Mold.

    4. Re:Not impressed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, that's the mold from my shower. It's learned to read Slashdot and is framing your mold for its misdeeds.

  7. Living brain controls flight simulator by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Similar study last year. Experimental "brain" (25,000 living neurons, taken from a rat's brain and cultured inside a glass dish) interacts with an F-22 fighter jet flight simulator through a specially designed multi-electrode array and a desktop computer

    http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/11/02/brain.dish/

    1. Re:Living brain controls flight simulator by amling · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      No longer just the editors posting dups, eh?

      http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=04/10/2 4/0024241

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    2. Re:Living brain controls flight simulator by TaoJones · · Score: 1

      So how long before that exact scenario is a plot on a cheesy SciFi Channel Movie?

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    3. Re:Living brain controls flight simulator by symphara · · Score: 1

      Yes, I can just see a pack of fully armed F22s asking us to surrender our cheese!

    4. Re:Living brain controls flight simulator by peragrin · · Score: 2, Informative

      What havne't you heard of Cylon's and BattleStar Galactica? Well it's not so cheesy but the cylon fighters are partially organic.

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    5. Re:Living brain controls flight simulator by ajlitt · · Score: 1

      They already did. But it predated the SciFi channel and the rat had to think in Russian.

  8. Biological sensors are and are not new... by zappepcs · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The news is that people are able to now work with them. Light sensors based on silicon and other materials simple take advantage of the light sensitive properties of the material. Using a biological material is no different, other than the need to 'feed' the sensor. As this story and experiment play out, there is no ready made practical application waiting for its development. The real advance here is working with biological sensors. Such work will hopefully lead to sensors that are sensitive enough to detect humans in the wreckage of a bombed building, or cancers (as some dogs can with smell) or other such sensitivities that simply don't seem possible with non-organic materials. This probably isn't going to lead to a bio-brain for robotics, but will make them much more sensitive in the sensor domain. Imagine if a robot could see or smell the way that some insects do? This would lead to robots that are much more capable, and much more useful for all sorts of dangerous work. Imagine a robot that works in water that can find even the tiniest of leaks on an oil tanker? Perhaps a robot that can sniff out drugs in cargo planes etc. The reason for sensors that are orders of magnitude better than what is available today goes without saying, more or less. This type of work will help make it more achievable, hopefully.

    Already, they are training bees (in minutes) to sense out things that takes months of training for dogs. This type of bio-sensor systems will hopefully make such work even easier to achieve. I can see that one day, a search and rescue helicopter can drop a truck load of independent water robots that seek out and locate humans in the middle of the ocean, saving lives by finding them faster than current methods, and bio-sensors may be the ticket to such advances.

    That's my take...

    1. Re:Biological sensors are and are not new... by woolio · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Wouldn't such technologies suffer the same problems that people/animals face in hazardous/hostile environments?

      What happens when a bio-sensor based robot walks into a cloud of chlorine gas? (e.g. chemical plant explosion/fire).

      What about high-temperature environments?

      What about cold/icy ones (e.g. avalanche)?

      Radioactive areas? (e.g. dirty-bomb explosion)

      Biological agents (viruses, pollen, etc)?

      Wouldn't it also be difficult to maintain live cells in a machine? (e.g. what about food, water, oxygen, etc)?

    2. Re:Biological sensors are and are not new... by atokata · · Score: 2, Funny

      Already, they are training bees (in minutes) to sense out things that takes months of training for dogs. This type of bio-sensor systems will hopefully make such work even easier to achieve. I can see that one day, a search and rescue helicopter can drop a truck load of independent water robots that seek out and locate humans in the middle of the ocean, saving lives by finding them faster than current methods, and bio-sensors may be the ticket to such advances.

      Oh, great, just what I need. A pack of ravenous killer bees attacking my groin because I happened to spill bong water on my pants before going through the bio-sensing sniffer bee line at an airport....

    3. Re:Biological sensors are and are not new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to bust up the joke, but the wasps are kept in a plastic wand.

    4. Re:Biological sensors are and are not new... by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Cockroaches are immune to the effects of radiation, unlike most microprocessors. Using a cockroach to control a robot means you can use much chunkier (physically), and therefore more radiation-resistant electronics because they don't have to do any 'thinking'.

      Can't think of a use right now, but a trained cockroach perhaps?

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    5. Re:Biological sensors are and are not new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're more resistant than mammals, but they're hardly "immune" to radiation.

    6. Re:Biological sensors are and are not new... by Illserve · · Score: 1

      Admittedly bio sensors are cool, but you should read the FA.

      Sensors picked up the light, and then lights in the chamber simulated that light for the slime mold.

      There's not much point in using a biological sensor if you first record it on silicon then replay a replica of it.

      This may be useful at some point, but as of now it seems pretty silly.

    7. Re:Biological sensors are and are not new... by LocoMan · · Score: 1

      Already been done.. :)

      http://www.conceptlab.com/control/

    8. Re:Biological sensors are and are not new... by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      Okay, with some sleep and coffee, the finer point goes sort of like this: This proof of concept work allows researchers the opportunity to work with the bio-matter (slime) in order to do more than simply observe the 'properties of the material' so that in the future, perhaps, they can grow sharks olfactory senses (like stem cell research) so that they can load the shark senses into a robot, allowing it to guide search and rescue robots to bleeding (or otherwise) humans that are in the ocean from a ship wreck. Upon arriving at its 'prey', the shark sensor robot turns on a beacon signalling that the rescue team needs to come pick up a human in the water. It will take a lot of proof of concept work, and a lot of research, but using bio-sensors and bio-control of mechanical systems to make such things work. In such cases, I imagine that they only have to keep the shark-sensors 'alive' for up to 5 days or so... like batteries that are discarded after use, these bio-sensors could be a disposable package for the robots ??? Anyway, that is the idea. I'm sure we are nowhere close to this type of end product yet. It will take the sensors, and the control parts. Despite the moral issues with this, growing such sensors from stem cells (or similar process) is not so bad... its not like they have to have a canister of slime attached to the robot... this slime experiment is just proof of concept.

    9. Re:Biological sensors are and are not new... by Illserve · · Score: 1

      It's not proof of concept if they can't expose the biological sensors to real stimuli. Why not? I'm guessing that light gradients in the real world aren't sufficient to drive the slime strongly enough to react quickly enough to be interesting.

      You have a good case with olfactory receptors being better in bio form than silicon, but it is almost certainly true that photoresistors are more sensitive to light than the slime. So why bother with it? (hint, the answer is grant money)

      All this proves is that they can detect the slime's movement, which is interesting, but has nothing to do with bio sensors.

    10. Re:Biological sensors are and are not new... by woolio · · Score: 1

      Great...

      Now all we need is a "RAID" array (Redundant array of inexpensive devils) of roaches to guard against at a Raid attack....

    11. Re:Biological sensors are and are not new... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      independent water robots that seek out and locate humans
       
      Strap a bomb on this and you got DARPA funding.

  9. pilot? by musonica · · Score: 2, Funny

    Thats no way to talk about the geeky research assistant holding the joystick... tho this description could be apt, I'm sure it applies to a fair few here on slashdot including myself after a late coding session (slimey, moldy, and avoiding light)

  10. In other news... by Txiasaeia · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...attempts to merge a gelatinous cube with a Honda Civic have been less than successful. Kobold scientists blame this frustrating failure on a lower fuel efficiency due to the inefficient wind flow design. "We'd like to take these experiments to the next level," the designers said, "but we just don't have the experience at this time."

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    1. Re:In other news... by JonToycrafter · · Score: 1

      I had a very similar thought to this, but yours is much funnier. I'd give you some karma if I had any.

    2. Re:In other news... by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2, Funny

      attempts to merge a gelatinous cube with a Honda Civic have been less than successful.

      I dunno, from what I hear the Element is selling pretty well.

  11. meh by Clover_Kicker · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let me know when they get a robot piloted by a gelatinous cube or a gibbering mouther.

    1. Re:meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget the Shoggoth...

    2. Re:meh by blake3737 · · Score: 1

      truthfully, I would be more impressed if a goblin piloted one correctly, perhaps without injuring itself or others.

  12. Replaced by a Machine by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0

    Cue the "backseat mother-in-law driver" jokes...

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  13. Employment Opportunity: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Liberal Party of Canada is seeking anyone or anything to be the new party Leader.
    Currently most human beings and other vertebrates have declined the oportunity.
    Perhaps dark seeking slime molds could fulfill this roll. Cephalopods could also apply.

    1. Re:Employment Opportunity: by Hannah+E.+Davis · · Score: 1

      As awesome as it would be to have a robo-fungus prime minister/opposition leader, I'm afraid I'd be voting for the cephalopod. Ia fhtagn! :D

    2. Re:Employment Opportunity: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well there is good precedent for party leaders - looks like Canada has an asshole for PM at the moment- though I suppose an asshole could be considered a higher lifeform.

    3. Re:Employment Opportunity: by jalet · · Score: 1

      > Cephalopods could also apply.

      Cthulhu ?

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    4. Re:Employment Opportunity: by Grab · · Score: 1

      Why settle for the lesser of two evils?

  14. Let me guess... by chriswaclawik · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... this particular robot now favors unreasonably large subsidies to the slime mold planet, doesn't it?

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  15. Just what we need by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 4, Funny

    moldy robots lurking in dark corners.
    Am I the only one that finds this somewhat creepy?

    1. Re:Just what we need by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
      moldy robots lurking in dark corners.
      Am I the only one that finds this somewhat creepy?
      Yes.

      All the others were ambushed and killed by robots lurking in dark corners.
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    2. Re:Just what we need by Skythe · · Score: 0

      Actually, i believe all the others were 'persuaded' by the brain parasites.

    3. Re:Just what we need by grassy_knoll · · Score: 1

      Yes... good robots should be foul-mouthed alchoholic chain smokers. With blackjack. And Hookers.

    4. Re:Just what we need by CptNerd · · Score: 1


      Instead we've got robots that say "Bite my moldy metal ass".

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  16. One of a kind.... by aapold · · Score: 5, Funny

    when they finally made that pilot, they threw away the mold.

    whoops.

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  17. Where's My Mech??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How the hell was a slime mold able to get a mech before me?!?!?

    1. Re:Where's My Mech??? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Because he likes a challenge, set the game on hard, and solved the problems to get promoted to pilot before you could unrwap the box, install, and go surfing for cheat codes to make you tha winnah.

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  18. They *WHAT* the mold? by John+Nowak · · Score: 1

    Broke the mold - 143,000 hits
    Threw away the mold - 2,140 hits

    Where do you people come up with this stuff? It's broke I say, broke!

    1. Re:They *WHAT* the mold? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meh. I've noticed with things like this a lot of time geographic subcultures say it differently. Do you say "cut off the light" or "turn off the light?" Southern folk tend to use the former while most others use the latter.

      In this case, either one works. If you're trying to complement someone/something "threw away the mold" is probably better, since its obvious that it was done after the fact. When you say they "broke the mold" there is some question as to whether the mold was broken during the process of forming the individual/item (which would suggest the individual/thing was abnormal) or whether they broke the mold after the process (which would suggest the person/thing is one of a kind).

    2. Re:They *WHAT* the mold? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      I have never heard either phrase uttered as a complement.

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    3. Re:They *WHAT* the mold? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Evidently they broke the mould after you!

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  19. I for one... by guruevi · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I for one welcome our new molded slimy robot-controlling overlords AND In Soviet America slimy molds control you (slimy molds being president/politicians/RIAA)

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    1. Re:I for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You totally forgot to mention Natalie Portman naked, robotified, and covered in hot slime mold...

    2. Re:I for one... by John+Nowak · · Score: 1

      Continue with that story and I'll be naked and covered with my own hot sl.. er ...

  20. It wont be long by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 1

    until some idiot gets the user name slimmold and posts here and everyone will give him a 5 funny.

    1. Re:It wont be long by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      You misspelled slimemold.

  21. Slime-controlled robot overlords can have my... by zymurgy_cat · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...mold and mildrew remover when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.

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  22. I remember that... by Zantetsuken · · Score: 1

    I remember that... last I knew of it, it could only keep the plane (simulator in level flight, but even so its really something and is a start towards non-human pilots and learning just how brains are formed and work.

  23. What they don't say by serutan · · Score: 1

    It hides from the light but gravitates toward Sarah Connor.

  24. Doh... by Apocalyps3 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Kinda wish I hadn't cleaned up earlier, I had a sandwich old enough to give Deep Blue a run for its money.

  25. already got 6 billion+ of these roaming around. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Robot Piloted by a Slime Mold

    human = a very complex robot
    human brain = big mass of slime/goo

    So how is this news? We already have over 6 billion on the planet. :)

    1. Re:already got 6 billion+ of these roaming around. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Human beings are created by God in his own image, we are not robots! And we are controlled by our souls, not brains!

  26. Ahh, why!?! by WaR.KiN · · Score: 1

    Why did they have to do a nasty thing like that and take the pseudo out of pseudopod???? :(

  27. There goes the insult... by Deathbane27 · · Score: 1

    ...about being slower than mold. :(

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  28. One's in office by smvp6459 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    No big deal...one's VP of the U.S. already.

    1. Re:One's in office by ratnerstar · · Score: 4, Funny

      That's completely inappropriate. Slime molds don't shoot people.

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    2. Re:One's in office by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Have some respect, thats your boss we are talking about!

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  29. Pffft...we've done better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here in the US we've got a slime mold running our country.

    1. Re:Pffft...we've done better by Belseth · · Score: 1
      Here in the US we've got a slime mold running our country.

      Is it fair to call Karl Rove a slime mold? Look what he's got to work with, he's doing the best he can.

    2. Re:Pffft...we've done better by savorymedia · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Modded INSIGHTFUL?!?

      *rolls eyes so hard they fall out of their sockets*

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    3. Re:Pffft...we've done better by Lummoxx · · Score: 1
      > Modded INSIGHTFUL?!?

      Probably by the Slashdotter who was abducted to be the slime mold in the article.

      That's one way to geek fame, I suppose.

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    4. Re:Pffft...we've done better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be new here.

  30. Cue Dr. Who music. by Irvu · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dalek "little green blobs in bonded polycarbide armour". And it's even a british research team!

    1. Re:Cue Dr. Who music. by Megane · · Score: 3, Funny

      The problem is, it sounds like these things will hide behind the sofa when they see you, not the other way round.

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    2. Re:Cue Dr. Who music. by British · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A Dalek would work. I was moreso thinking Kang from the TMNT series(I think in the original comics the "kang" race were good guys). Ie that brain-shaped creature inside the big humanoid robot body to walk around in.

    3. Re:Cue Dr. Who music. by FusionDragon2099 · · Score: 1

      *ahem* It's spelled Krang, and his race was the Utroms.

    4. Re:Cue Dr. Who music. by KennyP · · Score: 1

      Exterminate... Light.... Exterminate... Light...

      Now if they only come with the toilet plungers for one hand, and a blaster for the other.... They can keep my house clean!!!

      Visualize Whirled P.'s

    5. Re:Cue Dr. Who music. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I spoke to Klaus on the way into work this morning. (I'm a sysprog in the same research dept.). He's never heard of daleks. He missed a proper British sci-fi upbringing, I'm afraid.

  31. It's not just a slime mold.. by kiyuki · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's intelligently designed!

  32. Perfect for France. by PopeOptimusPrime · · Score: 0

    This sounds like the perfect technology for France.
    The robot army can just hide in the corner 'til America arrives to bail them out.

  33. Um... this sounds familiar... but from where?... by ZeusAndHades · · Score: 5, Interesting
    This sounds like something I would find in low level dungeons in Angband...

    You hit the slime mold.
    The slime mold hits you.
    The slime mold's robot hits you.
    You hit the slime mold.
    The slime mold hits you.
    The slime mold's robot hits you.
    You miss the slime mold.
    The slime mold hits you.
    The slime mold's robot hits you.
    You are dead.
    -hit spacebar for high scores-

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  34. The Slime Mold Hits You For 4 Pts... by Trikenstein · · Score: 2, Funny

    Slime Mold: "You call that a proper welcome for your Over Lord?"

  35. Re:Um... this sounds familiar... but from where?.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is a great idea. We could use this technology to create a whole army of slime controlled robots that hide in dark corners. AlQaeda are known to frequent dark corners and when they do BLAM!

  36. Need some turtles now... by elguap0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So they've invented Krang?

  37. Ooo! Ooo! I wanna do this one! by SeaFox · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our new invertebrate overlords, and their psychicly controlled killing robots which will help them enslave the human race.

  38. Whats happened to slashdot user base by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When i see am interesting article on Slashdot, i like to click on "Read more" to see the comments. Often you find lots of posts from knowledgable people on the subject matter, who really contribute meaning and insight to the article. As of late though, it seems like the vast majority of comments are from people trying to be "funny". Funny is all well and fine, but it seems the articles most blasted with this tripe are the ones that are science based. What happened to the slashdot that used to be a feeding tough for real geeks?

    1. Re:Whats happened to slashdot user base by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boobies!

  39. I seem to remember by Belseth · · Score: 1

    Wasn't there a Japanese movie about that? Godzilla verses Slimydra or something?

  40. I am the controller by dilvish_the_damned · · Score: 1

    ...have linked up a slime mold to remotely control a six-legged robot...
    Me, being in charge of personell, am generally viewed as slime, and I generally view my subjects as six-legged robots. So doing the math I fail to see this inovation as something more than curcumspect.

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  41. Re:Um... this sounds familiar... but from where?.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Or Nethack...

    What do you want to eat? [b-h or ?*] h

    My, that was a yummy slime mold!

  42. Creepy but... by Snuggly_Soft · · Score: 1

    It still doesn't creep me out as much as Asimo.

  43. Poor guy is going to get his research hijacked by Darth · · Score: 2, Funny

    As cool as this is, i feel bad for the guy. But he's had plenty of warning.

    It's just a matter of time before Davros hijacks his research to create the Daleks.

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  44. I'd welcome our new overlords, but... by Khyber · · Score: 1

    They'll be too busy hiding in the dark for me to even notice them. :)

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  45. this will help my handcaped slime mold pet by bxbaser · · Score: 1

    The poor thing cannot move on his own so every few hours i have to make sure he is in a dark enviroment.
    With that robot thing my harry (harry is his name) can finally regain his mobility and lead a full life again.

    Im so happy right now im crying, does anyone know where to buy these robots.

  46. oh comon just say it... by Heembo · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our light-sensitive autonomous slide mold human-killer-robot-pilot overlords!

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  47. Serious comment by INeededALogin · · Score: 1

    I am not impressed by this at all. If you read the article header, it makes it seem like the Green slime somehow controls the robot in a way that it knows it is moving the robot to a dark corner. Instead, all that has been done is to sense the natural movement of the slime away from light and carry those command over to a robot. This, for me, is no different than the way we make CG characters like Gollum in Lord of the Rings. This is no new technology, just a new subject with a nudge to force the slime to do something.

    1. Re:Serious comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. The first logical post so far. And this my friends is why I don't bother reading slashdot much anymore. Most of the articles are crap, and 99% of the replies are nonsense.

    2. Re:Serious comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and yet here you are, whining about how you don't read slashdot much anymore.

    3. Re:Serious comment by INeededALogin · · Score: 1

      Hey, backoff off my indirect Mod-Parent up reply. I don't get many of them and would like to bathe in its glory.

  48. Job prospects yet for Darl then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh come on, I know it's group-think, but those mod points are burning a hole in your pocket.

  49. I thought they were just for food by Sippan · · Score: 1

    When is this going to be in Nethack?

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  50. World Domination by bjoeg · · Score: 1

    What is wrong with this story. We actually give superhero suits to molds now.
    Mars attacks go home, the new thing is Slime attacks.

  51. It's Outsourcing Gone Made by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Outsourcing of pilot jobs to slime mold, I tell ya it's insane. Sure they're cheap, sure they have MBAs from Harvard but what you save on the pilot costs you lose on the crashes and lawsuits and the uuurrrhhh slime.

  52. the real question.. by dartarrow · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...is can they win the fight against the koreans..?

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    1. Re:the real question.. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1
      ...is can they win the fight against the koreans..?

      In Korea, only old robots win.
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  53. [insert standard /. response] by pidge-nz · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our Robotic Slime-Mold Overlords.

  54. Coming soon... by zenmojodaddy · · Score: 4, Funny

    The future of law enforcement... Blobocop!

    Sorry, that's all I have.

  55. It's like politicians directing civilization ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    >> Well, I for one welcome our...

    It wouldn't be such a big change, since since we already have slimy overlords.

    At least real slime molds aren't susceptible to bribery and corruption, and have far higher competence in the area that they are directing.

  56. Already predicted! by riflemann · · Score: 2, Funny

    1000 years from now even people will be controlled by slime. This is just the start! Resist the slime!

  57. Don't trust the slime mold! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once they get machine guns you'll see how dumb they are.

  58. Holy Crap by Gleng · · Score: 1, Funny

    Errr, I work at the University of Southampton. I just came into my office and read this while having my morning wake-me-up coffee.

    Should I be shitting myself right about now?

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    1. Re:Holy Crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That depends. If your office is dark, humid and moist, then yes, you should.

    2. Re:Holy Crap by Mostly+Monkey · · Score: 1

      Just carry a flashlight and extra batteries. A laser pointer may give you more wiggle room.

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  59. Sapphire & Steel by ogma · · Score: 1

    Does anyone remember that weird British science-fiction show called Sapphire & Steel? I seem to remember that at end of the series the main characters encounter some not-so-nice living/robot hybrid. An amalgamation of the brain tissue of various animals hooked up to hardware. Not very pleasant if my childhood memories are correct.

  60. wikipedia says... by jamesh · · Score: 4, Informative

    Slime Moulds are basically single celled organisms, and while they can achieve some interesting feats, they don't have a nervous system that could in any way be called central.

    Fascinating things though... never knew anything about them before just now :)

    1. Re:wikipedia says... by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 2, Funny

      I have one in my batroom named big bob. Big bob is now chlorox resistant. He also has a .357 and a bad attitude.

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    2. Re:wikipedia says... by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      Slime Moulds are basically single celled organisms, and while they can achieve some interesting feats

      Got that right. Canadians in the 80's had slime that reacted to the words "I don't know".

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    3. Re:wikipedia says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eat my head, Master Shake. It is made of penicillin. - Drippy

    4. Re:wikipedia says... by lazarus · · Score: 1

      All I have ever known of Slime Moulds I learned from Nethack... My, that was a yummy slime mold!

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    5. Re:wikipedia says... by dingbatdr · · Score: 1

      Wow, that is a heck of a batting average.
      How does he hit for power? How's his throwing arm?

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  61. spelling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MOLD is the English name for a town in Wales, called Yr Wyddgrug in the local language. Grid reference is SJ238644; lat 53.171301 long -3.141119. A container in which a liquid is solidified so as to take on its shape, or a usually-fluffy fungal mass, is called a MOULD. With a U in it.

    1. Re:spelling by Random+Destruction · · Score: 1

      unless you dont speak british english, then there isn't a u. Go read a dictionary before you complain.

      mold2 ( P ) Pronunciation Key (mld)
      n.

      1. Any of various fungi that often cause disintegration of organic matter.
      2. The growth of such fungi.

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  62. Re:Um... this sounds familiar... but from where?.. by maxwell+demon · · Score: 5, Funny

    You see here a robot. t
    What do you want to throw? [adfh or ?*] h
    In which direction? 6
    The slime mold hits the robot.
    The slime mold takes control of the robot!
    The robot hits!

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  63. interface with the nervous system.. by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    it's a pressure switch.. it's not hardwired to the cells... when the mold moves, the motion is detected.. and then the robot moves.

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  64. That's nothing by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

    People have been electing Slime Mold since the dawn of democracy

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  65. Slime mold - a threat to the economy? by yfkar · · Score: 1
    First, manufacturing went to China. After that, services went to India.

    And in the future, slime mold will take over the legal departme... oh, forget it.

  66. Eh What? You say Battlebots is on the air again? by jpellino · · Score: 1

    Ooh! Cool! Better go RTFA!

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  67. I know what to do with ... by ta+ma+de · · Score: 1

    Cylons. These scientists are out of their fracking mind. Don't they know that this is going to throw a serious wrench into the colonists ability to reach earth.

  68. yay.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    scientists invent dialeks!

  69. Thats not news! by Veneratio · · Score: 1

    Lawyers have been operating vehicles for decades! And they lurk in dark corners too!

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  70. obligatory Bill Murray ref? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Disappointing, this board is really slipping.

    I've been slimed!

  71. Road rage by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

    Given how many cars around here are driven by slime molds, does it exhibits road-rage behaviour????

  72. One small step for mold... by WheelDweller · · Score: 1

    Well, we couldn't give legs to Superman, but we managed to make mobile, something that never was. That should count for something, shouldn't it? :)

    Good work, guys!

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  73. ghostbusters ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    isn't this how they piloted the statue of libery?

    1. Re:ghostbusters ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why am i dripping with goo?
      -yanosh

  74. Not impressed by I+Like+Pudding · · Score: 1

    Slime molds have been at the helm of large multinationals for years

  75. Yeah, but can you run Linux on it? by plate_o_shrimp · · Score: 1

    How long before someone ports Linux to slime mold?

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  76. The Next Step... by CaroKann · · Score: 1

    Hook up the robot to Plankton, steal the Crabby Patty secret formula, and achieve world domination.

  77. This is how the Daleks got started! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Davroooooossssss !

    Exterminaaate ! Exterminaaaate ! Exterminaaate !

    Need I say more?

  78. Re:well, i for one squish our... by Velox_SwiftFox · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now you've got me wanting to create a "hunting slime molds by remote control" website. Like the big game ones that they've banned here and there already, but I suspect even PETA would find it hard to attack hunting a one-celled organism, even if a large and colourful one.

  79. Again, by kadathseeker · · Score: 1

    Peter Watts's Rifter trilogy will be of interest to anyone who finds this or toxoplasma or even just very well researched hard SF entertaining. Until his first two books resume printing, they are available on his website http://rifters.com/real/shorts.htm under the Creative Commons licencse. Enjoy!

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  80. This is WWII technology (they used pigeons). by argent · · Score: 1

    This kind of technology, using an animal to control a vehicle by converting the animal's responses into control inputs for the vehicle, goes back at least to WWII... you can see a picture of one of Skinner's pigeon-guided bombs here and here, and more details here.

    It was never deployed, but it worked more than half the time in test runs... how good are today's "precision" munitions?

  81. They built a Dalek? by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 1

    They built a Dalek?

    1. Re:They built a Dalek? by FusionDragon2099 · · Score: 1

      If you're looking for me, I'll just be upstairs...

  82. dust bunnies by flabbergasted · · Score: 1

    You could add this to a Roomba to create a vacuum cleaner that lives under the bed during the day and comes out at night to vacuum the house. But I hope you don't own a cat.

  83. And thus man created the... by FredMenace · · Score: 1

    Cylons.

  84. First Zombie Roaches now Zombie Robots??? by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Wasps zombify roaches. Check.
    Computer viruses take over machines. Check.
    Slime molds control robots. Check.

    What's next, machines controlling people?

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  85. Killer ninja slime robots? by Max+Threshold · · Score: 1

    This has awesome potential. The article mentions that the slime mold also has sensory organelles for detecting prey. Some other type of robotic sensor could be used to stimulate those organelles, and the slime's predatory activities could be fed back into some giant robotic claws or something.

  86. Nethack by Hieronymus+Howard · · Score: 1

    So how long until this finds its way into Nethack?

  87. turn the interface around by White+Yeti · · Score: 1

    I imagine the same research could help develop human prosthetics. Having to grow and feed a sensor might someday apply to artificial skin or retinal tissue. Or maybe just a better connection between the mechanical implant and the cells that control it.

  88. Yeah but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...if you somehow convinced the robot to clean the mold in your shower, would that be considered genocide?

  89. Lord Running Clam? by good+soldier+svejk · · Score: 1

    Perhaps our intrepid robot pilot is that famous Ganymedean slime mold, Lord Running Clam. I believe he also has an advanced degree in Anthropology.

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  90. Yikes by slackbuster · · Score: 1

    This sounds like a very poorly written Sci-Fi plot, or maybe the precursor to Daleks.

  91. Re:Um... this sounds familiar... but from where?.. by sankyuu · · Score: 1

    We could have NPCs on MUDs and MMORPGs controlled by slime molds! Server rooms will have to be kept dark and damp... gaming will never be the same.
    </prior art>

  92. Doubly Not impressed! by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    The shower in my mold.... should I continue?

  93. WOW by AlienSlav · · Score: 0

    I DIDn't know my girlfriend's mom knew how to operate a robot! AlienSlave

  94. Re:Um... this sounds familiar... but from where?.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What do you want to eat? [b-h or ?*] h

    My, that was a yummy slime mold!
    You enjoy it for a few seconds before you choke to death on the robot it was piloting. YASD.

  95. groan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome the day that the paraphrasing of that old joke gets one shot.

  96. Comp Sci bias by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A holy crap, this parent should be modded 'troll,' with all it's Comp Sci bias. You know, there ARE OTHER SCIENTISTS BESIDES COMP SCIS, YOU SILLY BOY/GIRL/HERM! Just because you surround yourself with bit pushers, doesn't mean everyone with a PhD doesn't know how to do things in real space and can only be hired by Google.

  97. Bah, this is nothing new... by Gruneun · · Score: 1

    I've seen far scarier things driving taxis.

  98. I for one welcome our slime mold masters by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    And look forward to the appearance of their mold-controlled Giant Robots!

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  99. So that explains... by zaqintosh · · Score: 1

    why my athletes foot caused me to crash the car this morning!

    Looks look my insurance has some extra paper work to do :)

  100. Oh Dear by Mad+Ogre · · Score: 1

    Looks like the D&D Guys are going to have to update their Monster Manual.

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  101. Re:It's like politicians directing civilization .. by CrazedWalrus · · Score: 1

    At least real slime molds aren't susceptible to bribery and corruption [...] ...yet.

    Leave it to the Abramoff's of the world. They'll find a way.

  102. Re:well, i for one welcome our... lost stuff? by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 2, Funny

    As if enough things in my life don't already find ways to hide in dark corners?

    ``Honey, where's the hammer?''

    ``Oddly enough, when I was vacuuming, I found it under the desk in the bedroom. I could have sworn it was scurrying.''

  103. Oh, this is brilliant... by Acts+of+Attrition · · Score: 1

    Mark my words, one day these light-hating slime molds will gather together their robots and use them to block out the sun forever!

    1. Re:Oh, this is brilliant... by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

      Great. two Saturday afternoon movie classic monsters, the robot and the mysterious glob, rolled into one efficient murdering machine!

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  104. Re:well, i for one welcome our... lost stuff? by soft_guy · · Score: 4, Funny

    ``Honey, where's the hammer?''

    That's your problem. You only have one. My dad taught me (by example) that if you can't find a tool, it means you don't have enough instances of that tool and you need to buy another one. Once you have thirty or so hammers, you won't have any trouble finding one around the house within 5 minutes or so.

    Same goes for socket sets, screw driver sets, drills, etc.

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  105. Oblig nethack quote by peter1 · · Score: 1

    "My that was a tasty slime mold"....

    Well somebody had to do it! :-)

  106. Intelligent mold? by hdh · · Score: 1

    This may be stupid and pointless, but what if the robot was wired to go _toward_ light as a response to the mold trying to escape the light? Would the mold change it's behavior?

    There's potential for a self-cleaning bathroom in here somewhere...

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  107. I for one, Welcome Our SlimeMold Robotic Overlords by AustinSlacker · · Score: 1

    Cool...

  108. Oh, come now. by adam.skinner · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows slime molds are for eating!

  109. Sounds familiar by John+Guilt · · Score: 1

    Taciturn?...check!
    Hates light?...check!
    Bad skin?...check!
    No sex ever?...check!

    Write your own punchline.

  110. Not single-celled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No they're not, they have several nuclei. The cell walls ("membranes") are just missing.