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  1. Re:Nasa on Fly To Mars In A Plastic Ship · · Score: 1

    Research makes the baby Jesus cry.

    Won't you think of the baby Jesus?

  2. Re:It's a real shame on Zotob and Mytob Worm Authors Arrested · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    It's a shame that these idiot kids can't make a program that every computer [that runs Windows anyway] could use

    Sounds like they already did.

  3. Re:Frightening shortage? on The Greying of the Mainframe Elite · · Score: 5, Funny

    Guess what? I got a fever! And the only prescription... is more Cobol!

  4. Re:A good idea on Apple Rumored to Be After Samsung Flash Memory · · Score: 1

    I have, at last check, >68GB of MP3s, which is more than can fit on the largest iPod. I own a mini because (a) it has a screen, so I can read my calendar and contacts and leave my Palm at home, (b) it's large enough for a week-long trip and/or carrying non-music files around.

    Sure, I could have more storage or color with a larger iPod, but I don't really care. I have my standard playlists, and a smart playlist of randomly-selected stuff I haven't listed to in a while to keep things interesting. As far as I'm concerned, anything else is just wasted money. (Speaking of which, I had planned to get a mini even before I got mine free from Citibank.)

  5. Re:The doctor can now look forward to... on Another Major Spammer Busted · · Score: 1

    You're right, that's terrible. You'd think a blogger would figure out that his HTML was screwed up.

  6. Re:Haunted House on Synthesizer Pioneer Bob Moog Dies · · Score: 3, Funny

    When it happens, I'll blame those meddling kids.

  7. Re:I must be old. (710.77345) on TI Calculators Play Movies · · Score: 1

    In the early 1970s when the oil shortage was a big deal and people still thought big-ass calculators with red numbers were pretty nifty, this joke made the rounds:

    "142 Israeli soldiers fought 15,469 Arab soldiers for 5 years for oil rights. Who won?"

    On the calculator type in 142 X 15469. When you enter the "=" key the result is 710.77345. Now turn the calculator upside down for the answer!

    Yeah, it's pretty lame, but remember that people still thought calculators were pretty freakin' cool. Whoa. Words on a calculator.

  8. Vonage might have more subscribers on 2.7 Million VOIP Subscribers in the United States · · Score: 1

    If their commercials weren't so fucking annoying.

  9. Re:Help me out here on Reintroduce Megafauna to North America? · · Score: 2, Funny

    But there's still a risk of danger.

  10. Re:Not so sure about this... on Strong Emotions May Cause Temporary Blindness · · Score: 1

    Up until your post, I thought it was the tree branch as well. /AOL

  11. Is it just me? on Search Engines Break AU Online Gambling Ban? · · Score: 4, Funny

    Or does damn near everything in Australia having to do with computers, telephones, or ISPs seem to have problems? What's with the Australian government and high tech stuff?

  12. Re:and Apple should be worried about the Beatles on Real Worried About Apple Lawsuits · · Score: 1

    Agreed. Like some baby boomer with a gray ponytail might confuse a Beatles record with an iPod and suffer harm by, like, totally blowing his mind. Right.

    Seriously, who, besides Beatles dorks even *knows* what label they're on? No one cares. It's The Beatles. It's not like (Beatles) Apple has done anything lately.

  13. Scanner? on Exploits Circulating for Latest Windows Holes · · Score: 5, Funny

    "...eEye security, which has released a free scanner to help network admins identify vulnerable computers.

    What, the Windows startup screen wasn't sufficient to identify vulnerable computers?

  14. Re:Actually, I live in Japan on 60 Years Since Hiroshima · · Score: 1

    I could go into why but that would be a really long post

    Perhaps because the last time you lot got political the yanks had to detonate two nuclear devices over your respective asses?

    ; )

  15. Re:Americans feel guilty about crap they shouldnt. on 60 Years Since Hiroshima · · Score: 2, Funny

    Fucking-A, baby.

    u-s-a! u-s-a! u-s-a!

  16. MAC != Mac on Is It Wrong to Love Microsoft? · · Score: 1

    Those two extra capital letters that scream the user doesn't know jack about Apple's product.

  17. Re:Remote control submarines... on Homebrew Underwater ROV · · Score: 1

    Not sure if you could equip a toy with an emergency blow apparatus.

    What about a sex toy?

  18. Re:Good. on HP and Apple Separate; Apple gets Custody · · Score: 2, Informative

    Keep it simple and keep it non-goofy too, please. Mod me down if you want, but I'm willing to bet that Creative has lost at least one sale because someone didn't want to tell their friends that they bought a "MuVo Slim" or "Zen Touch."

  19. Re:Not that much of a drain... on Google and Yahoo Creating Brain Drain? · · Score: 1

    I would also point out that considering the few "innovations" Microsoft seems to be able to generate in-house, maybe their selection of "brain" wasn't so great.

  20. World's best operating system? on If Microsoft Went Open Source · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yeah, right.

    Microsoft spends millions on a UI lab every year and the biggest innovation they can come up with is hiding Clippy.

  21. Summary on E-mail Is For Old People · · Score: 2, Insightful

    IM is synchronous; e-mail is asynchronous. See the literature for corresponding behavior.

  22. Re:Why? on Apple's Colossal Disappointment? · · Score: 1

    Universal binaries.

    You're dating yourself, old timer.

  23. Re:Testing "intolerable heat" - in NEW MEXICO? on Riot Control Ray-Gun for Use in Iraq · · Score: 1

    Entertainment.

  24. Re:nail on the head man on Video iPod May Arrive in September · · Score: 1

    I have been messing around with HandBreak and have been able to use that snazzy new H.264 codec and compressed NapoleonDynomite to 652mb with no noticable quality loss at all.

    You could probably delete the film altogether and not notice any loss of quality.

  25. Microsoft should hire this author on The End of a Floppy Era · · Score: 1

    He announces an idea that Apple put into practice seven years earlier and thinks he's gonna win a contest.