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HP and Apple Separate; Apple gets Custody

Kasracer writes "Yesterday, The Register reported that HP separated from Apple's iPod selling agreement. 'Doing its best to erase Carly Fiorina's mistakes, HP has culled an iPod reselling agreement in place with Apple since January of 2004.' It is unclear whether or not HP will create an mp3 player or partner with another computer to fill the void."

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  1. Is it just me... by optikshell · · Score: 2, Insightful

    or did I miss the point of the partnership in the first place?

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    1. Re:Is it just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You missed the point.

      It worked for Apple because it got iPods in more retail outlets, expanded production lines, spread liability and production expense, and got iTunes put on HP computers.

      It worked for HP by allowing them to associate themselves with the cool cachet of the iPod brand.

      That was the idea, anyway. I think Apple got a lot more out of the deal, though, which is why HP pulled the plug.

    2. Re:Is it just me... by happyemoticon · · Score: 1

      Salesmen used to pitch it at me that it was exactly the same, but that the HP version was designed to be more compatible with a Wintel PC (that is, that it was already formatted FAT32 instead of HFS+, please correct me if I'm wrong).

      But yes, I think the HP iPod was just a case of shameless corporate me-too-ism. They got a fabrication/marketing deal with Apple when they were selling like hotcakes. It probably pulled in some dollars, but to me it's just a sign of how intellectually bankrupt HP is.

    3. Re:Is it just me... by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 3, Informative

      That really isn't true anymore. There used to be separate Mac and PC models, the Mac used HFS+, The PC version used FAT32.

      FAT32 is the default file system for Apple iPod now, unless you reformat it. If you do have a Mac, reformatting it and putting Journaled HFS+ isn't that bad of an idea, though journaling itself isn't totally necessary.

    4. Re:Is it just me... by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      Let me clarify.

      The journaling helps in case a file gets corrupted. So long as you keep backups, it isn't all that necessary, but I think journalling can save time fixing the file, at the expense of a little bit of capacity.

      I think now, if you install an iPod using a PC, it defaults to FAT32 because there isn't a free or included HFS+ driver for Windows. On a Mac, I think you get the choice of FAT32 or HFS+, I am not sure. The manual claimed that to use iPod with a Mac, it has to be HFS+, but I managed to sync a FAT32 iPod to Mac as the default system.

    5. Re:Is it just me... by topham · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Journaling will allow the filesystem to be fixed, without causing further corruption.

      It doesn't guarantee a file isn't corrupt.

      The problem under OS X is the preference files are not flushed to disk when they should be. (They occasionally get corrupted and cause grief)

    6. Re:Is it just me... by tillemetry · · Score: 1

      http://www.mediafour.com/products/xplay/

      Allows you to use the journaled file format on the PC, and run your ipod on PC and Mac. Works well especially if you run both OS. Also can make moving files back and forth easier. Think there is a trial period.

      Doesn't do anything for the shuffle though.

    7. Re:Is it just me... by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, none of us who work at HP understood it either. Blame it on the fucking moron Carly.

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    8. Re:Is it just me... by rapidweather · · Score: 1

      Just got a Wal*Mart flyer in the mail, and they have the Apple iPod + HP on sale for $198.32.
      part number is PW753AA#ABA.
      I guess Wal*Mart has a few to sell before they are all gone.

    9. Re:Is it just me... by Mortlath · · Score: 1

      I didn't read the article above, but the Los Angeles Times mentioned that HP will be selling them until they run out of stock, which should be sometime in September.

    10. Re:Is it just me... by Van+Halen · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure that journaling is a great idea for an iPod. Before it was recently stolen, I had mine set to journaled HFS+. Almost every time I hooked it up, the Mac either complained about the journal being inconsistent or left a similar message in dmesg. Many times I'd have to do several attempts, disconnecting the iPod, resetting it, etc, before it would register on the Mac. My theory was that the iPod firmware doesn't do journaling (I would be really surprised if it did), so any updates it makes while you're out and about will not be reflected in the journal.

      I turned off journaling and never had a problem again when hooking it up to sync. Unfortunately that was within a week or so of its theft, but that's another story...

  2. No wonder they split. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Out of the $1.2billion from iPod sales made by Apple, HP contributed $15million.

    That's not much in the scheme of things, and even less when you consider the size of most of HP's other markets.

    1. Re:No wonder they split. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Having sold many many many ipods, I noticed an interesting trend where most buyers, including Windows users, preferred to buy the Apple branded iPod over the HP one.

      Many customers went so far as ordering an out of stock Apple version instead of buying the in-stock HP ipod - Last Christmas season we quiickly sold out of Apple iPods and only then did the HP units start to move.

      Technically the only real difference between the two is that Apple provides support for only the Apple branded ones, same with HP & their model. Many customers were not aware of that, so I think that the Apple brand itself was the draw.

    2. Re:No wonder they split. by antiMStroll · · Score: 1
      "...so I think that the Apple brand itself was the draw."

      Maybe. For me the HP brand is a major disincentive. As the owner of a Compaq/HP Presario R3000, what HP did to the OS alone will assure I never buy anything from the company again, at home or work.

    3. Re:No wonder they split. by Golias · · Score: 1

      Having sold many many many ipods, I noticed an interesting trend where most buyers, including Windows users, preferred to buy the Apple branded iPod over the HP one.

      Probably because everybody knew that the HP iPod was identical in every way except the branding, so the only reason to buy the HP one over the Apple one was to announce to the world, "I like the iPod for music, but I'm such a raging anti-Mac zealot that I'm simply not comfortable owning something with the Apple brand on it."

      Anybody buying the HP version because it happened to be what was in stock ran the risk of being mistaken for such a person.

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    4. Re:No wonder they split. by generic-man · · Score: 1

      Having dealt with both Apple's and HP's support, I would happily pay double the cost to have anyone but HP supporting my hardware. Total outsourced hell. Both Apple and HP do the typical tech support runaround (many tiers of intelligence, vagueness/lying when information isn't available) but Apple's level 1 techs are at least somewhat intelligent.

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  3. Any which way but up. by rob_squared · · Score: 1

    I mean there has to be some rational reason for this. -Their own device -An up and coming competitor -Perhaps they didn't think their profit margin on it was good enough -They weren't getting the mindshare of consumers But whatever the reason, it just seems bad to distance themselves from something so wildly popular. (Actually reminds me of when David Duchovney left X-Files*) *This statement is a joke, not a flame.

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    1. Re:Any which way but up. by plopez · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I mean there has to be some rational reason for this

      I've worked for 2 fortune 500 companies, and no, there often is no logic to these deals. My suspicion is that most of them get done in the club house after a round or two of golf and some cocktails.

      It was so bad that when we had ideas to make things run smoother the catch phrase was 'That would make sense'. Meaning, good idea, it would probably work and save the company a ton of money but either management will refuse to consider it or if they try to implement it they will screw it up so bad your name will be mud and your career at the company essentially would be over.

      See Dilbert for more insights...

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  4. Not too surprising by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The iPod line was changing quicker than HP was getting updated models, currently a sub-generation behind with just getting the 30GB Photo in and Apple cut it from their own line, I think that's about a three or so month delay.

    As the Register article points out, it points out that HP really wasn't about "invent", despite their logo.

  5. Partner with... what? by julesh · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Partner with another computer to fill the void?"

    Does nobody edit these submissions?

    1. Re:Partner with... what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Nobody does edit the submissions.

    2. Re:Partner with... what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Maybe it's like the common carrier excuse... If they edit the submission for grammar, people might start holding them responsible for all the annoying attitude, blatant factual errors, and misleading conclusions in the submissions too.

      Besides, it ain't stopping you from reading the site, is it?

    3. Re:Partner with... what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think his name is nemo. (no, not the fish)

    4. Re:Partner with... what? by blackcoot · · Score: 1

      what else would geeks partner with?

    5. Re:Partner with... what? by po8 · · Score: 1

      "Does nobody edit these submissions?"

      You're new here, aren't you.

    6. Re:Partner with... what? by SA+Stevens · · Score: 1

      I partner with my oscilloscope. But I'm a geek, not just somebody who hangs out at screwdriver shops with a credit card.

    7. Re:Partner with... what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Computer - (noun) A kind of machine that accepts input, processes it according to specified rules, and produces output. Example: a business, it takes investments, processes it according to specified rules, and produces marketing and product.

  6. If only, if only by Pingsmoth · · Score: 4, Funny

    What HP really needed to make this deal a winner was an "HP Store". They could have employees dress all trendy and sell HP products and accessories for their iPod, as well as explain this whole deal to the public.

    "So, this is an iPod, right?"

    "No way, man. It's an HP iPod"

    "But it looks like an iPod"

    (pause) "Righteous! But it's totally an HP iPod. See this logo on the back?"

    "But I wanted to get one of those iPods my friends have. I thought this was one."

    (longer pause) ...It's an HP iPod!"

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    1. Re:If only, if only by GFLPraxis · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I heard of a guy in a RadioShack, who, when asked the difference, said, "The Apple one only works with Macs, the HP one works with PC's!" ...idiots.

    2. Re:If only, if only by ZephyrXero · · Score: 1

      TV Advertisement: "Now when you buy any HP computer, you can get a 20GB HP Neuros for only $99 more..."

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    3. Re:If only, if only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard of a guy in a RadioShack, who, when asked the difference, said, "The Apple one only works with Macs, the HP one works with PC's!" ...idiots.

      An idiot who is smart enough to know this is the only way people will consider buying an HP iPod.

    4. Re:If only, if only by GungaDan · · Score: 4, Funny

      HP giving away Neuroses? Their supply of delusions of grandeur must've run out.

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    5. Re:If only, if only by SA+Stevens · · Score: 1

      Correct. Carly is history.

    6. Re:If only, if only by zo219 · · Score: 1


      Wait. You said, "dress all trendy" and "HP" in the same sentence.

    7. Re:If only, if only by krunk4ever · · Score: 1

      Gatway did this and look where they are at. All of their stores I believe have closed. Trying to imitate Apple requires a lot of fan support, and personally, there is hardly any fan support for HP products.

    8. Re:If only, if only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Say what you like about Carly, she made pants-suits work for her.

  7. HP's "digital enterprise strategy" by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The day they quit making calculators is the day everybody knew HP's strategy was going to become utterly wrong. Whatever venture they decided to pursue after that can be safely regarded as not-very-sensible. The wording of their PR statement after the iPod settlement simply confirms that they still don't have a clue what to do next.

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    1. Re:HP's "digital enterprise strategy" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very happy somebody noticed this.

    2. Re:HP's "digital enterprise strategy" by Basehart · · Score: 2, Funny

      That gives me an idea for their new slogan - "what next?"

    3. Re:HP's "digital enterprise strategy" by jpostel · · Score: 1

      How long will it take for HP to start really hacking up the company to finish the "de-Fiorina" process?

      Printing is still their biggest business, but they also do a solid business in corporate Windows servers. Which of the other business groups will get chopped? Consulting? Digital cameras?

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    4. Re:HP's "digital enterprise strategy" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How long will it take for HP to start really hacking up the company to finish the "de-Fiorina" process?

      Well, hopefully they will start by taking down her portraits in HP lobbies. Check this excerpt from Wikipedia...

      Her unpopularity at HP was amplified by her many decisions which some thought to be provoking. When she first started at HP, she removed the portraits of HP founders, William Hewlett and David Packard, from HP lobbies, and replaced them with her own.

      Honestly, how unbelievably obscene is that? She completely defaced a company's founding heritage while parading around with the egomaniacal vanity of an ugly third-world dictator. I can recall the news mentioning that there was a big ruckus in the company because she was pushing a merger with Compaq, and it seems like her business decisions led to tragic results in the end. Just another CEO who walks into a corporation, majorly screws everything up pulling the usual boardroom merger/layoff crap without doing anything actually innovative or productive in the industry, screwing the livelihoods of thousands of individuals, and ending their tenure by leaving with a golden handshake. Look at that nice dive in HP's stocks when she was CEO from 1999-2005 and Chairman of the Board from 2000-2005. It's very hard to miss. You don't even need to look at the dates- just look at when it reached it's peak and then took a nosedive. And notice the recovering upward trend in HP's stocks since her departure in February of this year.

    5. Re:HP's "digital enterprise strategy" by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2, Informative

      HP stoped making calculators? Maybe for 1 year.

      But look at this....

      http://www.hp.com/calculators/

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    6. Re:HP's "digital enterprise strategy" by Golias · · Score: 1

      Look at that nice dive [yahoo.com] in HP's stocks when she was CEO from 1999-2005 and Chairman of the Board from 2000-2005. It's very hard to miss. You don't even need to look at the dates- just look at when it reached it's peak and then took a nosedive. And notice the recovering upward trend [yahoo.com] in HP's stocks since her departure [slashdot.org] in February of this year.

      Not that she wasn't a completely horrible and clueless CEO (she was), but didn't pretty much every technology company not called Apple Computer go straight into the crapper beginning in 1999 and continuing until at least 2003?

      We had this thing called a recession, maybe you read about it in the papers. It started in the technology sector, when a lot of speculative investments suddenly collapsed, and then continued as the single biggest tech company faced anti-trust litigation and dozens of companies (many of which were on the tech-heavy NASDAQ) were bitch-slapped for illegal accounting practices.

      Then a war started, because there are people in the world who think there's nothing more fun than blowing up our finacial towers.

      So, while it's easy to find fault with Fiorina's poor judgement and leadership, it's a little unfair to blame all of HP's stock-market woes on her.

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    7. Re:HP's "digital enterprise strategy" by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      No, they stopped designing new calculators. Look at their press releases, you'll see the last model announcment was 15 months ago, and even that was little more than a redesign of an older model.

      http://www.hp.com/calculators/press.html

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    8. Re:HP's "digital enterprise strategy" by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 1

      OK....so that tells me they are DUE for a new one. You call the new 49G+ a redesign? Well, partially. It looks, to me, to be a interim design until they have time to design one around something other then a saturn. The new ones run on a StrongARM and the emulate the Saturn processor. They are, in every way, better then the old 49G+. No where NEAR the build quality but WAY better then the last one they had before their break.

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    9. Re:HP's "digital enterprise strategy" by iroll · · Score: 1

      Sure there was a recession, and sure, sometimes a company needs to reorganize a little, shed a little dead weight (few people on /. question IBM's sale of its PC & laptop businesses, regardless of how much they like ThinkPads... some things make sense).

      But there's also blatant mismanagement. Nobody can defend Enron or Tyco as being "victims of the recession." HP, and (as I've heard from many many sources) Motorola were both strong companies that were turned upside down by incompetant management--in the middle of a recession, no less, which just made things worse.

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    10. Re:HP's "digital enterprise strategy" by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      Just venturing a possibility here, but could the driving factor here be chip availablity or standardisation? It just seems a bit odd that they'd close the design division if it was going to cause such long delays in new product development; but then again "odd" isn't such a stretch for HP recently.

      Still, I'm not about to ditch my 41C. 22 years and still going strong. That's quality!

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  8. Not sure about the rest of you by gunpowda · · Score: 4, Interesting
    But I came across little or no advertising for HP's version of the iPod. If I remember correctly, the only differences were the extended support time and the logo on the back.

    How did such an agreement ever make sense from HP's point of view? When people buy an iPod they're often buying into the ethos as well as the functionality. They want the brand. HP re-marketing iPods is just brand dilution. And there was nothing special about 'their' model anyway.

    1. Re:Not sure about the rest of you by modecx · · Score: 1

      The only place I've ever seen it was at Costco, just last week, for what it's worth. Of course, everyone with any sense knew that HP was doomed to fail in this, what with their only purpose being a tag-along. Incredibly stupid idea.

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  9. Don't be so hard on them by Y-Crate · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can totally understand HP's position on this. Selling the iPod doesn't fit into their current corporate strategy of offering products that absolutely nobody wants.

    1. Re:Don't be so hard on them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is funny, I just ordered a wide screen laptop (Pavilion zv6000) at Office Depot with Ath 64 3200, 100 GB HD, 512 MB SDram, 128 ATI Radeon, a DVD burner. This is something I want. I'll be putting Mandriva 10.1 for AMD64 on it. :]

    2. Re:Don't be so hard on them by gooman · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It isn't that no one wanted it. Apple just made it too simple.
      HP couldn't figure out how to incorporate a 50MB Windows driver that required 15 background processes to make it work.

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    3. Re:Don't be so hard on them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering that iTunes starts 3 background processes, you're barking up the wrong tree here.

    4. Re:Don't be so hard on them by sean23007 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sure it does. Did anybody buy one?

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    5. Re:Don't be so hard on them by hawaiian717 · · Score: 1

      I did, because Costco sold them at a little discount.

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    6. Re:Don't be so hard on them by antiMStroll · · Score: 1

      The marketing people are still working on the "selling" part. After spinning off research it's about all HP has left.

    7. Re:Don't be so hard on them by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nonsense, HP make highly desirable products*: I wouldn't anchor my boat with anything else.

      (*Even though its a joke, typing that still made me feel dirty, and not in a good way)

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    8. Re:Don't be so hard on them by The+Wicked+Priest · · Score: 1

      I have one, but I got it as a gift. (It also came from Costco.) BTW, I've never hooked it up to a Windows machine, much less an HP. It's still HFS+.

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    9. Re:Don't be so hard on them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just bought a 1977 Pinto. This is something I want.

      That doesn't make us smart.

    10. Re:Don't be so hard on them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well sure, with 8% of the iPod market obviously the HP iPod was doing better than any other hard-drive based MP3 player. Better than Creative, better than Rio, better than iRiver, better than Dell...

    11. Re:Don't be so hard on them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have one too, works like a champ. I hooked it up to my pc only so that it could be formatted win32. Then I started using it on my mac. I plan on using it under linux as well, that's why i reformatted it to win32.

  10. They have to wait until 2006 by IIDX · · Score: 5, Informative

    As far as I know, their contract stated that HP has to wait until 2006 before they can release their own MP3 player.

    1. Re:They have to wait until 2006 by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

      I'm sure Steve Jobs is quaking in his boots that it's only a year off.

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  11. Non-Competition agreement by moo083 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Unlike what the article says, at least for a while (a year I think), HP cannot make its own MP3 player or sell another one, because of a Non-Competition agreement they made with Apple at the beginning of their iPod selling. I mean, it is possible that they decided this period of time without an MP3 player for sale was worth it for what they would do after, but who knows what will happen at that point.

    1. Re:Non-Competition agreement by IANAAC · · Score: 1
      HP cannot make its own MP3 player or sell another one, because of a Non-Competition agreement they made with Apple at the beginning of their iPod selling.

      While not just a music player, does that include their IPaqs? I would think it wouldbe easy to get around it with their PDAs.

    2. Re:Non-Competition agreement by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      If they can't ell an mp3 player, they should make an ogg player. I'd laugh my ass off at that.

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  12. Not sure why that would matter. by rdunnell · · Score: 2, Informative

    All of the iPods HP ever sold were compatible with both platforms out of the box. I don't even think they sold the 3G ones, but I can't remember for sure. You have to use iTunes to set it up initially anyway and you can always reformat it to use the other platform later.

    I can see a salesperson saying something stupid like that. After all, mauve databases have the most RAM.

  13. Not really surprising by Wizard+Drongo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm not surprised at this. Apple weren't really all that bothered with this, it would only generate so many sales. Apple are all ready selling iPods in almost every shop imaginable, so it won't harm then, and HP aren't gonna make much money, since who want's an HP iPod when you can get a real one straight from Apple. Frankly I'm surprised it lasted this long. I doubt HP will bother trying to develop something. After all, Apple already have like 85% of the market wrapped up, and what they don't, Creative and iRiver can haggle over. By the way, just once could we please have some actual reporting from Slashdot, not reposts from The Register or BoingBoing.

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    1. Re:Not really surprising by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      I'd add that HP seem to be marketing themselves as a business/SOHO provider, so something like an iPod is possibly a bit frivolous to fit their strategy.

      By the way, just once could we please have some actual reporting from Slashdot, not reposts from The Register or BoingBoing.

      OK, everyone, on the count of three...1, 2, 3, "You're new here, right?"

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  14. Why the HP iPod failed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    No wireless. Same size as an Apple iPod. Lame.

  15. I bought one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I spent $50 ($349 vs $399) less than the going rate for my 40gb non-color ipod. They were not behind when I bought mine and it seems to be exactly the same except with a small hp logo on the back. It works fine with my mac, and sams club gave me a couple year warranty for it for $15... I don't see why they didn't sell more?

    1. Re:I bought one... by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      ...it seems to be exactly the same except with a small hp logo on the back. [Snip] I don't see why they didn't sell more?

      Apple's prices, with HP's reliability. A winning combination.

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    2. Re:I bought one... by SolvayGuy · · Score: 1

      a small hp logo on the back

      Yes because nothing says hipster like a HP logo.

  16. Good. by sootman · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I never got why HP did this. It looked nothing more than what it probably was--a desperate attempt to try to cash in on a popular name. Was there any reason to buy an HP iPod instead of an Apple one? Same price, same warranty, same everything, right? Didn't even have an HP logo on it, IIRC. I always thought the only people who would buy one were people who bought one at the same time they were buying a machine. Is it worth it to advertise, track inventory, etc., for what must have been only a handful of sales? (Evidently not.) No sense mentioning that carrying a competitor's product always seemed pretty dumb.

    I hate to sound like one of those people who say "Apple is perfect and everyone should copy them" but one of the good things Apple has done recently is simplify and standardize their line and ComHPaq should really follow. PowerMac and PowerBook have been around for ages, and even if people might not know the name "powermac" (thinking instead of it as just "a Macintosh") there are just as many people who think *any* notebook is "a powerbook." iMac and iBook have both been around for over 5 years. Those items, plus the iPod, are the core of their line and just about everyone knows them. Those items, plus the Mac mini, eMac, and displays, are pretty much Apple's *entire line*, so it's easy to figure out what's going on, there is very little overlap and, even more importantly, clear distinctions as to *why* you should buy one over another--not just categories for categories' sake. (The only fuzziness comes from the 12" PowerBook. Lots of people ask me about that versus the iBooks, especially now that the iBooks have G4s. Otherwise, everything else is clear as day. People pretty much look at the line and figure out what they want in a few minutes.)

    OTOH, only a few people even recognize the names 'Presario' and 'Pavilion' (nothing like carrying two lines that totally overlap; I see no difference today compared to how the lines were when HP & CPQ were two companies) and beond the general product names, look at the items--d4100y, d4100e, a1050y, a1010y, a1030e, a1000y, SR1020T, SR1010Z, SR1020V. (Yes, the mix of upper- and lower-case letters is just as ComHPaq describes them.) What the fuck is all that?

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    1. Re:Good. by boomerny · · Score: 3, Insightful

      yup, using cryptic model names is bad for business as far as I'm concerned. Do people go into a store and ask for an iPod or a Sony NW-HD5? An iMac or a Sony VGC-RB42G? Keep it simple, folks.

    2. Re:Good. by kevcol · · Score: 1

      In much of the 90s during St. Steven's exile, Apple's product line was similarly convoluted. The proliferation of pre-G3 PowerMacs and Performa models back then was Insanely Stupid.

    3. Re:Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Exactly how I feel. And the same goes with Dell too. They've got names like 3000, 4700, 5100, 5100c, 9100, XPS for their desktops and names like 2200, 6000, 6000a, 9300, XPS, 600m, and 700m for their laptops. WTF? They should simplify their lines too if they want to sell more computers... Oh, wait. Never mind.

    4. Re:Good. by DrEldarion · · Score: 1

      You mean like the Sony Network Walkman and the Sony Vaio?

    5. Re:Good. by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 2, Informative

      Keep it simple and keep it non-goofy too, please. Mod me down if you want, but I'm willing to bet that Creative has lost at least one sale because someone didn't want to tell their friends that they bought a "MuVo Slim" or "Zen Touch."

    6. Re:Good. by rreay · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm sure at least part of it was distribution. HP had distribution channels that Apple didn't. For example, the iPods selling in RadioShack were the HP models. It worked for both of them, Apple got iPods in places they normally couldn't, and HP got to sell iPods to retailers without directly competing with Apple.

      Recently however RadioShack and Apple started working together. If Apple is undercutting HPs distribution by going straight to the retailers why should HP stay in this particular game.

    7. Re:Good. by FCYTravis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Did you mean a Sony Vaio U101, a Sony Vaio VGN-A690, a Sony Vaio R505JL or a Sony Vaio PCG-C1VE? Is there some computer randomizer that comes up with these product codes?

    8. Re:Good. by toddestan · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, Apple isn't that different. For example, take the 20GB iPod. What generation is it? Does it have the clickwheel? Is it an iPod photo? What revision? There are many different things that can be called a "20GB iPod".

      Or how about the PowerMac G5 dual 2Ghz machine? What revision is it? Is it one of the machines from a couple years ago with all the goodies, or is it the newer low end 2Ghz model that's been stripped of some of the high end features?

      Or the iMac. Is it one of the gumdrop CRT ones? Does it have a tray or slot loading drive? Or is it a DVD drive? Does it have firewire ports? What revision is? What color is it? How much video ram does it have? If you're trying to buy a used iMac, these can be very important questions - a DVD drive and firewire ports means you can probably get Tiger on it, otherwise you might have settle for an older version of Mac OS.

      The model names may be cryptic, but to someone who knows them, they can be very descriptive. If I say I have a Sony SDM-S204 DVI-D monitor or a Sony STR-DE445 reciever, they'll know exactly what I'm talking about, as opposed to a "20 inch Sony flatscreen" or "some Sony stereo thingy".

      Of course, Sony also comes up with names like "Vaio" and "Walkman" for everyone else to use. If I say I have a Sony Vaio, atleast you'll know that I have a laptop.

    9. Re:Good. by snafumedia · · Score: 0

      If I say I have a Sony Vaio, at least you'll know that I have a laptop.

      I will?

      http://www.sonystyle.com/vaio

    10. Re:Good. by JimBobJoe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      yup, using cryptic model names is bad for business as far as I'm concerned.

      There are exceptions to this, but I'm not sure if they really are exceptions, or the companies think they are exceptions.

      One of the main ones is luxury vehicles. European brands (MB, BMW, Saab, Volvo) never named their cars, and stuck to number/letter combinations. When Honda introduced Acura, they kept to the Japanese idea of naming vehicles, but, when Infiniti and Lexus were introduced, Nissan and Toyota, respectively, wanted to emulate the European style of number/letter combinations. Eventually even Acura dumped names for number/letter combos. (As I said, I'm not sure if it makes any difference or not.)

      Another example is home appliances. You can go to Best Buy and find the exact same Whirlpool washer that's at Circuit City and the two of them will have completely different model numbers (which will be long and violently complex.) One hypothesis a friend of mine has, to explain this, is that all appliance stores have policies saying they won't be undercut on the same model, and the way they can get away with such a a policy is by not selling the same "model." I can't see any reason why Whirlpool would build the billions of different types of washing machines that's offered by the model number combinatorics, so I remain mystified.

    11. Re:Good. by CarrionBird · · Score: 1

      Simple, they're not one iota different, except for the model number.

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    12. Re:Good. by Vengie · · Score: 1

      12" pb v ibook is a cost question. the g4 in the pb and the g4 in the ibook are *not* the same "g4". pb = coreimage. If all you need it for is wordprocessing, surfing the web, etc, ibook. (i.e. "unless you're a power user, get yourself an ibook and be done with it. and if you are a power user, you still might not need the powerbook, but you might WANT it)

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    13. Re:Good. by The+Wicked+Priest · · Score: 1

      iMacs are the worst, with no less than three different form factors under the name so far, never mind all the other variations. The closest thing I can see to a meaning for the "iMac" designation is "Apple's current midrange desktop". But even that isn't a constant, since it used to mean "Apple's current low-end desktop"; now eMacs and Minis are the low end -- and the eMac is the true continuation of the original iMac design.

      As for "Vaio", I hate to tell you, but the label covers desktops as well as laptops. If it designates anything at all, I haven't figured it out. ("Stylish and overpriced", maybe? But I think that's covered by the label "Sony".)

      I like the old TRS-80 model numbers: 1, 2, 3, 4. But then they got inflated: 12, 16, 100, 1000, etc.

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    14. Re:Good. by generic-man · · Score: 1

      I own an iPod M9460LL/A.

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    15. Re:Good. by Graymalkin · · Score: 1

      VAIO stands for "Video Audio Integrated Opteration". The line started in 1997 IIRC with so-named desktops. The VAIO brand covered desktop towers and monitors, usually sold as a kit. The original monitors were nice Trinitron screens with built-in speakers and a subwoofer. The towers themselves weren't really anything special but did come loaded with a suite of video and audio editing applications. Anymore the VAIO moniker has lost its original meaning and all of Sony's PCs are branded as VAIOs.

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    16. Re:Good. by Grym · · Score: 1

      yup, using cryptic model names is bad for business as far as I'm concerned. Do people go into a store and ask for an iPod or a Sony NW-HD5? An iMac or a Sony VGC-RB42G? Keep it simple, folks.

      One might think that, but it's not necessarily the case. I recently had the joy of upgrading my videocard after two years of not keeping up with the trends. For anyone who doesn't know, the videocard market is the most convoluted, overlapping, granulated market known to man.

      First there two separate branches of architecture (ATi and Nvidia). Then each branch has its own miriad of model numbers that offer no real bearing on the performance or value. Then each model number has an assortment of different flavors ("ultra", "OC", "FX", etc.) of cards, which--again are often misleading. To finally complicate matters, each of the various flavors of models of branches of videocards are then manufactured by countless different companies which often deviate from the specifications or use better or worse parts.

      The net result is that it's nearly impossible to intelligently analyze the market. Even enthusiest sites such as Tom's hardware have trouble keeping up with it. The best they can do is ignore the variations between the different manufacturers and only compare different models and flavors. Even when they are able to come up with an accurate comparison, it only is valid for a few months before the companies begin releasing new models--forcing down the prices of all the other models, which changes everything from a consumer's standpoint.

      So what ends up happening? The average consumer either ends up trusting the generic and/or misleading descriptions of many of the video cards or simply cutting though all the riff-raff and buying the most expensive models.

      In the vast majority of cases, I believe that the companies stand to profit from this strategy (if you can call it that)--at least for now. (One could argue that such confusion will lead to more console sales in the long-term)

      -Grym

    17. Re:Good. by lushmore · · Score: 1

      I never got why HP did this. It looked nothing more than what it probably was--a desperate attempt to try to cash in on a popular name. Was there any reason to buy an HP iPod instead of an Apple one? Same price, same warranty, same everything, right?

      Go to Costco or Target and see how many non-HP iPods you see there. Now think a little bit. Now a little bit more. Wait for it... there! You figured out why HP did it.

  17. Re:Do you think... by ThePatrioticFuck · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think Godwin needs to come up with another law, the one that says at some point in a discussion, someone will find a way to point the finger of blame at Microsoft.

  18. Re:Do you think... by bsquizzato · · Score: 1

    No, Microsoft currently doesn't have anything to compete against the iPod. Just the fact that Apple and MS are market rivals doesn't mean that MS would try to threaten a company like HP from promoting Apple products.

  19. Re:Do you think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But, you know, what we've learned about Microsoft's tactics in the past....
    It is a legitiment question. :)

  20. Invent? by sapgau · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Wouldn't this be a perfect opportunity to engage their creative forces and reinforce their "Invent" slogan?

    1. Re:Invent? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might think that...but no.

  21. This means an end of iTunes bundling with HP PCs by aristotle-dude · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I think MSFT put some pressure on HP to drop this partnership. Sure, there were other issues such as price protection and what not but I certainly don't buy the "not invented here" excuse.

    Just look at their line of PC's. They are just branded and assembled from off the shelf parts and motherboards leaving really nothing to distinguish them from the hundreds other PC assemblers. They don't even have unique software to offer as it all comes from another company (MSFT) now. HP Invent? Sure, if the definition of Invention is it take some product and slap on a sticker.

    Their whole business model, outside of printers, is to resell other companies products as their own brand.

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  22. Apple gets Custody by daviq · · Score: 1, Funny

    Apple gets Custody
    Duh! Who do you think invented all of ipods anyways.

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    1. Re:Apple gets Custody by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      Mmm, custardy apples!

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    2. Re:Apple gets Custody by The+Wicked+Priest · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but who do you think invented Apple? A couple of HP employees, that's who.

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  23. HFS+ is the default file system by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    For an iPod out of the box. They are all HFS+, but if you install the PC software before connecting the iPod it will prompt you to restore it to be FAT32. If you connect the iPod before installing the software, things get all confused, the OS will prompt you to reformat it, and it'll cease to play music until you restore it.

    There used to be FAT32 iPods and HFS+ iPods from the factory, but not any more.

    iPods don't journal their HFS+. I'm honestly not quite sure what good journalling HFS+ is anyway, I've seen many friends have their drive go corrupt even with journalling on, and it does slow things down a skosh too.

    1. Re:HFS+ is the default file system by Graff · · Score: 1
      Actually my stock 4G iPod looks like this out of the box:
      [main:~] username% diskutil info /dev/disk2s3
        Device Node: /dev/disk2s3
        Device Identifier: disk2s3
        Mount Point: /Volumes/PodName
        Volume Name: PodName
       
        File System: Journaled HFS+
                            Journal size 8192 k at offset 0x19b000
        Owners: Disabled
        Partition Type: Apple_HFS
        Bootable: Is bootable
        Media Type: Generic
        Protocol: FireWire
        SMART Status: Not Supported
        UUID: ABCE2833-786C-44E6-D935-9C1A207162B3
       
        Total Size: 18.6 GB
        Free Space: 3.7 GB
       
        Read Only: No
        Ejectable: Yes
      As you can see, it is Journaled HFS+ by default.

      Journaling doesn't totally prevent corruption on a drive but it does help identify and correct problems when they occur. It doesn't really slow things down that much because journaling only really matters when you are writing information to the disk not when you are reading from it. Most of the times that you need quick disk access its for reading, not writing and journaling doesn't really get in the way of reading quickly.
    2. Re:HFS+ is the default file system by hawaiian717 · · Score: 1

      For Apple iPods, yes HFS+ is the default. But as far as I know, HP iPods come FAT32 formatted, but can be reformatted HFS+ on a Mac as easily as Apple iPods can be reformatted FAT32 on a PC.

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    3. Re:HFS+ is the default file system by julesh · · Score: 1

      They are all HFS+, but if you install the PC software before connecting the iPod it will prompt you to restore it to be FAT32. If you connect the iPod before installing the software, things get all confused, the OS will prompt you to reformat it, and it'll cease to play music until you restore it.

      That's not true of all of them. A friend of mine has an iPod Shuffle, for instance, and tried to make it work without the software before he installed the software (he was used to other models that simply play whatever files you store on them). He put files on there, got annoyed that they wouldn't play, and then installed the software (which he's constantly annoyed about, because it never seems to do quite what he wants... I thought Apple were supposed to be masters of UI design?). I'm pretty sure he didn't reformat it. There certainly wasn't a restore step to make it work afterwards.

      The Shuffle, though, is a Flash-based model. That may be the difference.

    4. Re:HFS+ is the default file system by QuaZar666 · · Score: 1

      yes Apple is masters of UI design, but I'm sure they hate programming for an OS such as Windows and they program like 85% of the software of windows and sure make the software works only half of the time (just to make sure windows users feel more at home)

  24. Apple did it by fsterman · · Score: 1

    For HP's expanded retail market presence.

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  25. Um, almost a good point. by piecewise · · Score: 3, Informative

    Same price, same warranty, same everything, right? Didn't even have an HP logo on it

    Quick correction.......

    Same price, different warranty, different accessories, and yes, an HP logo. But nice try! Go work for CNN or Fox. ;-)

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    1. Re:Um, almost a good point. by The+Wicked+Priest · · Score: 1

      How did the accessories differ? My hPod came with earbuds, a USB cable, a FireWire cable, and a charger. Isn't that the same as an Apple iPod? (I don't know; I'm asking.)

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    2. Re:Um, almost a good point. by Graymalkin · · Score: 1

      Your accessories are the same but your warranty is entirely different. If you go into an Apple Store to get your hPod fixed they'll basically be able to reset it for you and that is about it. The hPod's warranty is entirely up to HP or the retailer to bought it at if you bought their warranty. I believe the software CDs are different. IIRC the hPods came with two CDs, one for Windows and the other for Mac.

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  26. ARCHOS by leon.gandalf · · Score: 0

    Its not an I-pod. Has features that I-Pods need expensive add ons for. AND it doe not RUN that MS Windows Media Player SHIT. Notheing like a MPeg 4 encoder and player for the same price range as a photo Ipod. WITH MP3 and WMA support.

    1. Re:ARCHOS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, sir, are barely intelligible. The irony of it is that your website says "Welcome to The United States of America. Now SPEAK English!"

      Its not an I-pod.
      "It's not an iPod." Alternatively (and preferably), "It isn't an iPod."

      Has features that I-Pods need expensive add ons for.
      English sentences need a subject, and it's bad form to end with a preposition.
      "The ARCHOS player has features for which an iPod needs expensive add-ons.

      AND it doe not RUN that MS Windows Media Player SHIT.
      Uh...? Sentence fragment, again. Are you saying that ARCHOS doesn't run the program "Windows Media Player"? Are you saying that it doesn't play WMA? Are you saying ARCHOS is better because iPods use Windows Media Player? It's very hard to tell from this 'sentence' what on earth you mean.

      Notheing like a MPeg 4 encoder and player for the same price range as a photo Ipod. WITH MP3 and WMA support.
      So, now you're saying that Windows Media is a selling point?
      "There's nothing like an MPEG 4 encoder and player, with MP3 and WMA support, for the same price range as an iPod Photo."

      You should follow your own good advice with regards to the English language.

  27. Re:This means an end of iTunes bundling with HP PC by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

    Yes. This is why they don't need research anymore. It looks and sounds great to the management holding shares. But in the end when you don't add value to a product the people will eventually cut you out of the equation.

    With the emergence of Taiwan, I would be shorting HP pretty soon.

  28. My favorite quote from the article... by amper · · Score: 3, Insightful
    And finally, the new VAIO Pocket is touted as the "iPod Killer" and it's easy to see why. Apple should be afraid; very afraid indeed.


    Don't make me laugh. Sony pre-announced the VAIO Pocket over one year ago. In that time, Apple has sold, what, something like 18 million plus iPods?

    3Q2005 iPod sales ~= 6.2 million units
    2Q2005 iPod sales ~= 5.3 million units
    1Q2005 iPod sales ~= 4.5 million units
    4Q2004 iPod sales ~= 2.0 million units
    3Q2004 iPod sales ~= 0.86 million units

    Do Mr. Robinson and The Register seriously think that the VAIO Pocket is going to "kill" a product line which has sold nearly 20 million units just in the time since Sony pre-announced the VAIO Pocket? Never mind what the rest of the world has already said concerning the viability of the VAIO Pocket...

    Apple isn't stitting in Cupertino on their hands, I'm certain.
    1. Re:My favorite quote from the article... by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      Oh my, what's this? The Television is the "Radio Killer"? How many houses have radios? There have been so many Radios sold that the TV will never catch on.

      Wow, so many people have older Hondas. Why does Toyota still bother making new cars?

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    2. Re:My favorite quote from the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that iPod and iPod "killers" directly compete for exactly the same audience. TV and radio may overlap (home entertainment being the overlapping point where TV 'killed' radio), but they also serve different audiences, where each have strengths over the other.

      A better comparison would be "ZOMG!!1 'Time' is the 'Newsweek' killer!!"

    3. Re:My favorite quote from the article... by Jay+Random+the+Other · · Score: 1

      Nice way to disprove your own point. After 60 years of TV, how many houses still have radios?

      'X will not knock Y out of the market' != 'There is no market for X'. Write that on the board 50 times, and get back to me when you feel better.

  29. and what of iTunes? by sharrestom · · Score: 1

    I wonder if that same contract requires HP to install iTunes on every PC shipped through the contract period. I suspect that was what this deal was all about from Apple's standpoint.

    1. Re:and what of iTunes? by IIDX · · Score: 1

      I remember reading that HP plans to continue to ship iTunes with its PCs (for now).

      If they removed it, what would they replace it with? Better to have a the Apple brand music player than musicmatch (or other), since the brand is currently hot.

  30. Re:This means an end of iTunes bundling with HP PC by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

    And one more point to add that I just thought of. The strategy of rebranding depends heavily on 'brand' recognition. How does selling a strongly recognized brand like 'ipod' enhance the brand recognition of HP? It doesen't.

  31. WAL-MART by slashpot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Its all about selling iPods in Wal-Mart. HP could get them on Wal-Mart shelves fast - so Apple "partnered".

    Do you see any Apple powerbooks or ibooks in Wal-Mart? No - and soon you won't see iPods anymore. So the bulk of joe blow americans who buy all their crap and wally world will soon only have the choice of non-iPods mp3 players. Like creative's zen. Which supports wma (i.e. joe blow can use it with yahoo music and not have spend money buy iTunes songs). Which leads us back to Microsoft waging a DRM war.

    1. Re:WAL-MART by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Clearly that demographic isn't important to Apple sales. The HP branded iPods only accounted for 5% of total iPod sales each quarter. Wal-Mart can push cheap household goods, but not the iPod.

    2. Re:WAL-MART by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Our Walmart now has a iPod section. For the moment, they have BOTH versions. HP and Apple iPods. Sure, Walmart already had a in with Walmart and Apple did not. I think part of this was so Apple could see how to get into Walmart. Either that, or Walmart went to Apple upon rumors of the HP stopping the deal and now that is why the APPLE iPod is now on the shelf at my local Walmart.

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    3. Re:WAL-MART by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not sure why people insult Wal-Mart. It's a Christian All-American store which helps out the neighboorhoods it moves into. Wal-Mart brings jobs and prosperity to towns which before were having to eat fumes from the factories which Unions destroyed. I just don't get it, I'm not trying to be a troll.

    4. Re:WAL-MART by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a Christian All-American store

      Exactly why everyone hates it. Christian and All-American should not be in the same sentence. That statement contradicts itself, as not all americans are christian, nor is america itself based wholey on christian values. Wal-Mart attempts to market, not products, but a lifestyle and an ideology. The censor and refuse to sell products that don't live up to their moral ideals, rather than be driven by customer demand. They also do not help out communities, the centralize commerce under one corporate name. Centralized commerce is more command-and-control communistic than all-american.

      You douche.

    5. Re:WAL-MART by The+Wicked+Priest · · Score: 1

      Walmart: Always low wages. Always.

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    6. Re:WAL-MART by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      As much money as wal marts lose in stolen merchandise it seems idiotic for htem to carry such a small high-dollar item. I wonder how many they actualyl *sell*

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    7. Re:WAL-MART by Jay+Random+the+Other · · Score: 1

      Actually, Wal-Mart has made a deal directly with Apple to carry the iPod, so HP's departure makes no difference there. Ditto RadioShack, if AppleInsider can be believed. That eliminates the two most significant retailers that carried HP but not Apple. The only big holdouts now are the office-supply chains, and it wouldn't surprise me a bit to see Staples or Office Depot make a deal with Apple next.

    8. Re:WAL-MART by sambira · · Score: 1

      Walmart already had a in with Walmart

      Dude, I hope so.

  32. HP Store = Best Buy by theurge14 · · Score: 1

    Seriously, as I walk through there I wonder what HP doesn't sell...

  33. No just the calculators. by Zordak · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Carly Fiorina was their mistake. I hate that woman. She ruined one of the most respectable companies in engineering. It's not just the calculators. HP used to be synonymous with quality in instrumentation. That's what Bill Hewlett and Dave Packard started doing in their garage fer cryin' out loud! Now that's been spun off (how can you buy an instrument named "Agilent" with a straight face), the Australian Calculator Division is closed, THEY MERGED WITH FRIGGIN' COMPAQ, MAKERS OF THE CRAPPIEST COMPUTERS SINCE PACKARD BELL, and the HP brand means nothing more than "Mediocre PCs." Honestly, does she go and piss on their graves every week too? Is she sleeping with Satan? What's up with that woman?

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    1. Re:No just the calculators. by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

      You know she's not at HP anymore, right?

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    2. Re:No just the calculators. by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      The best part of HP went to Agilent. HP was no longer HP long before Carly came along.

    3. Re:No just the calculators. by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      COMPAQ, MAKERS OF THE CRAPPIEST COMPUTERS SINCE PACKARD BELL

      While I'd agree that Compaq makes some awful computers, my gf's Packard Bell is ok - good performance, silent, okay styling.

      Admittedly, both the motherboard and the hard drive died after about 18 months...

    4. Re:No just the calculators. by jridley · · Score: 1

      So it's OK now that the mainboard and hard drive have been replaced with generics? or it was OK before?

      Back in the hayday of PB, a whole lot of independent computer repair places I walked into had hand-lettered signs:

      "$25 additional bench fee for Packard Bell computers"

      They were that much of a pain in the ass to work on. Plus they cheaped out in ridiculous places, like having mainboards that could take 2 simms but saving 20 cents by not soldering in the 2nd socket. Great fun when it came time to expand.

    5. Re:No just the calculators. by Zordak · · Score: 1

      Yes, like any good whore, she seduced HP, screwed it, took its money (to the tune of $42e6), and then left it a shattered and bitter shell of its former self.

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    6. Re:No just the calculators. by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      FRIGGIN' COMPAQ, MAKERS OF THE CRAPPIEST COMPUTERS SINCE PACKARD BELL

      While the consumer models generally sucked, the business models were great for me.

      The Compaqs I own are the most reliable x86 computers I have ever owned. Most of the desktops were Xeon based workstations that I bought used, the remainder were ATX-based Deskpros that perform very well, no problems there. Apart from one from a failing hard drive, and one piece of bad third party memory, I never got a BSOD or instability when running Windows. The Compaq servers I bought haven't given me any trouble at all.

    7. Re:No just the calculators. by sunwukong · · Score: 1

      As much as she was incompetent and just plain wrong for the previous HP, keep in mind that you must invite the Devil into your life before (s)he will appear.

      In this case a powerful member of the board, Dick Hackborn, was both her primary evangelist and her eventual executioner. Btw, Hackborn is both a former techie (so the /. crowd thinks he should know better) and the guy who led the printer division in its glory years.

      While HP is no longer anything important where it had its former glory (except in, maybe, printing), the company has been remade, the person (publically) responsible has been thrown out, and the former ruling family has less influence than ever before, and the people on the board who were the movers behind the mess are largely untouched or more powerful than before.

      Maybe all of this is part of some grand "vision" people like Hackborn have for the "new" HP (plus their own revitalized careers/reputations)? As a tech story it reads like a tragedy, but maybe from the corporate politics angle we're just entering the third act where the hero saves the day?

    8. Re:No just the calculators. by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      Minor nitpick, I"d really dub eMachines the crappiest computers since packard bell. Compaq might be second place.

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  34. Re:This means an end of iTunes bundling with HP PC by Doctor+Memory · · Score: 1

    I think MSFT put some pressure on HP to drop this partnership

    Now that they're moving towards just supporting Windows Server on Itanium (no more HP-UX on PA-RISC, Tru64 and VMS on Alpha, or NonStop), they've become Microsoft's bitch.

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  35. Partnering with a Computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, because as we Slashdotters know, there is nothing like "partnering with a computer" to fill that void.

    1. Re:Partnering with a Computer by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      ...there is nothing like "partnering with a computer" to fill that void.

      That sounds rather painful, especially if the case has sharp corners...

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  36. Farly Ciorina by bayankaran · · Score: 1

    I can even understand buying a waste like Compaq...but agreeing or even wanting to sell IPOD was ridiculous.

    If this idea of selling IPOD through HP was indeed Mrs. Ciorina's idea she deserves to be kicked out.

    I think she spent most of her time on being trim and fluffy. She should not have been made CEO, but a chief PR officer, or something similar.

    Then most of the CEOs are like her...trim and fluffy.

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    1. Re:Farly Ciorina by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

      Apparently you've never run a Proliant. Nice servers.

  37. Re:This means an end of iTunes bundling with HP PC by HardCase · · Score: 1

    They are just branded and assembled from off the shelf parts and motherboards...

    That's true in some cases, but not the entire story. HP doesn't just place a giant order to the factory for a bunch of motherboards. The company has specific performance and compatibility standards that must be met. If that can be done with off the shelf products, so much the better - it's less expensive because a new part does not need to be manufactured. But you'll find that in many instances, the parts in an HP computer (as well as a Compaq, IBM and even in a Dell) are not the same as the brand X part that you buy at the computer store. For better or for worse, those parts have been designed to meet HP's specifications.

    What has really happened is that instead of designing their own parts, HP, et al, have shifted that design work to the component manufacturers. That makes sense to me because it's a significant cost reduction and puts the design work in the hands of the engineers who know the part the best.

    I do it every day - I'm part of the design team that engineers memory modules for HP and others. They are industry standard DIMMs, but they are designed to the customer's specifications.

    -h-

  38. Re:Do you think... by phillymjs · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No, Microsoft currently doesn't have anything to compete against the iPod.

    Microsoft is not concerned about the physical player per se, but every iPod that's sold means there's one more person who won't be buying music from an online store that uses Windows Media format. So Microsoft does have something to lose.

    Just the fact that Apple and MS are market rivals doesn't mean that MS would try to threaten a company like HP from promoting Apple products.

    What are you talking about? They've already done that! Years ago, when PC makers started trying to bundle Netscape Navigator, Microsoft pressured them to stop with threats like increasing the price they paid for Windows, or revoking their Windows distribution license entirely.

    It's not really likely that MS threatened HP in this case, but MS is certainly no stranger to such behavior (Read from paragraph 230 in the above link).

    ~Philly

  39. HP calculators by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    The day they quit making calculators is the day everybody knew HP's strategy was going to become utterly wrong.

    Yea I was real disappointed HP stopped maker their calculators. I've still got my HP 15C but wanted to replace it with an HP 28. Then I found out they discontinued their calculators.

    Falcon
  40. Halo Effect by seven+of+five · · Score: 4, Funny

    Carly just wanted to hang out with Steve Jobs and see if some of the coolness would rub off.

    It didn't.

  41. Re:This means an end of iTunes bundling with HP PC by IANAAC · · Score: 1
    Now that they're moving towards just supporting Windows Server on Itanium (no more HP-UX on PA-RISC, Tru64 and VMS on Alpha, or NonStop), they've become Microsoft's bitch.

    Where'd you read that? They support a full range of OSes on Itanium and will for the foreseeable future.

  42. Re:This means an end of iTunes bundling with HP PC by NutscrapeSucks · · Score: 1

    I think you hit the main reason -- Originally, HP announced that they were going to make a custom version of the iPod that could be identified as an HP product. They eventually just repackaged the "Apple iPod By HP", which really did nothing for them. They don't need to put their name on the box to resell iPods.

    As for the original point about Microsoft, that's really the effect more than the cause. HP also pushes Linux a lot, and anything else they can get off-the-shelf with minimal effort. The entire computer industry is now reselling commidified stuff and only making a margin by exploiting branding and sales networks. HP has huge brand-recognition, and they don't "Invent" anything, only resell it. Even Apple has finally gone this route for hardware.

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  43. I bought two, owned three by paiute · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I bought two HP iPods for my daughters at Costco for Christmas last year. They were 20 bucks cheaper each than other places, and they worked fine with an iMac and an eMac. I discovered the hidden benefit to buying them at Costoc when one got dropped and the screen cracked. It was unusable and unrepairable. It looked like I was out of luck until I called Costco. No problem, they said. Return anytime up to a year. No questions asked. So I did, and they did. I bought another iPod, same style, same Costco.

    I drop several hundred bucks each month at Costco just on food. Now I look there first for all other items on my wish list.

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    1. Re:I bought two, owned three by rikkards · · Score: 1

      I have a Costco membership. I have been there twice this year. I probably won't renew and most likely cancel before the end of the year.
      Couple of Reasons:
      1. No Deep Freeze. Everything there you need to buy 10 of. I can understand if you have a family with multiple kids but it is just two of us in an apartment.

      2. Prices aren't that much better on everything else. The nice thing about them is the stuff they carry is different. In other words something that the normal grocery stores don't carry. Plus since there are only three in my city (soon to be 4) it is more inconvenient to go to. See #1 why not to stock up.

      3. Electronics. My parents have always done their Xmas shopping there and they seem to only carry specific models that no one else does. The difference in prices for electronics there may seem good until you look at the details. I was looking at a big screen a while back and the price seemed decent until I looked elsewhere and realized for an extra $100 I get more and better input methods.

      3. Biggest problem: Payment methods. They only take Amex. Sorry I don't want another credit card.
      Hell they still take checks!

      I can understand why people go there but it isn't the be all that it is cracked up to for everyone.

    2. Re:I bought two, owned three by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I Bought one, owned three

      Thanks to Apple and norwegian consumer laws ;) Ship the old in and get a free replacement in the mail. Done it twice. Excelent. Defeated the 18 moths battery life too.

    3. Re:I bought two, owned three by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well you see Costco is a discount warehouse as in they sell stuff in bulk. So why you're surprised about them only selling in bulk is beyond me. Also the whole amex thing, if you had bothered to visit costco.com you could have checked and found out *gasp* they only take amex if anything it sounds like all the problems you have with them are from your own fault for not researching a store before you plunk down the membership.

  44. Re:Tomorrow's headline. by steelfood · · Score: 1

    HP and Blue Gene reach nuptial agreement.

    IBM and Earth Simulator could not be reached for comment.

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  45. Obvious reasons why HP sold the Ipod by trixy_1086 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    At the time that HP began to sell the IPod, it was a brilliant move on the part of Apple, because their distribution network was not as robust as HP's at the time. It was only during the deal that Apple began letting anyone that wanted to sell Ipods, and not just their approved retails like CompUSA or the Apple Store. HP was able to sell them at places like Fry's and Circuit City. I know that only reason that I have an HP Ipod is that when my father went looking to buy me one last christmas, there seemed to be a large number of HP ipods from various retailers.

    1. Re:Obvious reasons why HP sold the Ipod by cosmic_0x526179 · · Score: 1
      HP was able to sell them at places like Fry's and Circuit City.

      Also WalMart and Radio Shack. When I checked WM a few weeks back (right after the new color iPods were released, they had... 20GB b/w screen (HP branded), 4GB mini (HP branded) and 512MB shuffle (no sign of HP branding). So maybe Apple is now direct distributing to WM.

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    2. Re:Obvious reasons why HP sold the Ipod by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 1

      Yep. I saw regular iPods at my Walmart. No HP logo and they did not have the icky HP iPod brown box.

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    3. Re:Obvious reasons why HP sold the Ipod by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      Just to correct you, I can assure you (since I work for one) that Circuit City carried the Apple IPod's before we ever carried HP's IPod's. In fact as soon as Apple came out with PC compatable versiosn we've carried them.

      Wal-mart and Radio Shack (as mentioned in anotehr reply) were ones that didn't carry Apple til more recently.

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  46. Re:Do you think... by Blondie-Wan · · Score: 2, Informative

    Not so. In 1998, they purchased $150 million worth of non-voting stock in Apple as part of a larger agreement between the two companies. They've since sold it, and don't currently own any substantial stock in Apple, I believe.

  47. Carly Fiorina was their mistake. by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Agreed %110!!! And I was shocked to hear that she was on the list for the president of the World Bank.

    Falcon
    1. Re: Carly Fiorina was their mistake. by squarefish · · Score: 1

      Aha! then she must be sleeping with satan!

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  48. Carly Farina and Patricia Russo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....." Betty, you would never believe it but i was just on the phone with Betty and she was talking to Carly about this thingy called an IPOD. Anyway, I think Patty is on the other line...by Betty"

    This makes no sense, but just reiterates the fact that Patricia Russo and Carly Farina inexperienced disasters. Company shareholders should now kick out Russo with a big proverbial, novelty clown boot.

    enought with my rant

  49. Why does everyone misunderstand journaling? by Some+Random+Username · · Score: 5, Informative

    Journaling is 100% purely a way to repair the filesystem quicker than doing an fsck. It does not prevent any corruption on a drive ever, and it does not identify or correct problems when they occur. The journal is just a log, and instead of an fsck you replay the operations in the log file to ensure that every operation that was supposed to happen actually finished happening.

    1. Re:Why does everyone misunderstand journaling? by calzones · · Score: 1

      So how do you benefit from journaling? Does only Apple's Disk Utility use it when it's repairing the disk? Does DiskWarrior use it? Or is there some secret way to use it no one ever talks about?

      Seriously, if journaling is such a good thing, they should act like those supermarkets that force you to use discount cards. When you check out, they make a point to tell you how much you saved today with your club card.

      Journaling should advertise: "hey, I just saved your butt! Check it out, file blah.foo is all happy now. Thank you, have a nice day."

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    2. Re:Why does everyone misunderstand journaling? by vought · · Score: 1
      Journaling should advertise: "hey, I just saved your butt! Check it out, file blah.foo is all happy now. Thank you, have a nice day."

      This is the way Windows works. If I wanted Windows, I'd buy Windows. I don't want Windows. I have a Mac.

    3. Re:Why does everyone misunderstand journaling? by alienw · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The only benefit you get from journaling is that the filesystem check doesn't take half an hour if the computer isn't shut down properly. There are no other benefits.

    4. Re:Why does everyone misunderstand journaling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Why would I want software to tell me everytime it successfully does what its supposed to do.

      Do *you* want software like this? Your puttering around double click a spreadsheet on your desktop.

      Popup:

      Hey! I just freed up some RAM that wasn't being used! This memory allocation can be hard what with all the crappy memory leaking software out there. Have a nice day!"

      Popup:

      "Hey! Someone on your LAN, your laptop I think, just pinged you, but I STOPPED that ATTACK! Hurrah for me and have a nice day! And Be Safe!"

      Popup:

      "Hey! The window you are about to see was going to be partly off the screen, I've decided to resize it a bit. Just thought you should know that I'm here doing my job!! Have a nice day!"

      Popup:

      "Hey, this is the filesystem, I just disk a disk access, the spreadsheet was actually link, but not ro worry I followed it good and found your file!! Have a nice day!"

      Its how I envision an operating system from Norton.

    5. Re:Why does everyone misunderstand journaling? by calzones · · Score: 1

      ok, now I get it. thank you.

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    6. Re:Why does everyone misunderstand journaling? by calzones · · Score: 1

      I guess my facetiousness was too subtle, or did you all miss the comparison to those annoying club cards?

      The first part of my post was serious, however, and the reply I got makes me see that earlier posts in the tree were wrong, or at best, confusingly worded.

      It's clear to me now that journaling is not a norton filesaver type deal, but simply something so the system can clean up a mess after the whole system gets improperly shut down.

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    7. Re:Why does everyone misunderstand journaling? by The+Tyrant · · Score: 1

      Journaling should advertise: "hey, I just saved your butt! Check it out, file blah.foo is all happy now. Thank you, have a nice day."

      This is the way Windows works. If I wanted Windows, I'd buy Windows. I don't want Windows. I have a Mac.


      Yes, except windoze does not tell you quite how much space is wasted by keeping logs and cache which never get flushed, just to be able to tell you useless bits of info like that :)

      Not long ago I had a poke round my windoze machine and found IE cache files from sites I know I havn't visited in at least four years.

    8. Re:Why does everyone misunderstand journaling? by happyemoticon · · Score: 1

      I depsise Norton with a vengence. Actually, I'm going over to somebody's house tomorrow morning JUST to remove Norton anti-virus. Their computer is essentially pwnd by their security software: it is preventing them from using Firefox at all, causing crashes when they try to open a Word file with the anti-virus disabled, and causing the internet to not work at all when it's enabled. Way to go, Norton.

    9. Re:Why does everyone misunderstand journaling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, can we re-rate this -1, misleading?

      Journaling certainly does prevent corruption. It prevents the corruption that happens when a filesystem operation is interrupted (such as a power failure, system crash, etc). What you might have meant is that fsck can also correct such corruption. Well, yes, usually, but not always in the "right way", because fsck has no way to know what the disk is supposed to look like. It just gets rid of inconsistencies.

      Now there are other kinds of corruption that can occur... for example if the kernel filesystem code has some bugs (and I suspect Mac OS X does have bugs, probably in the synchronization of multiple kernel threads, since you tend to see disk corruption when running super-multi-threaded java programs like LimeWire). Also, root processes running amok can screw up the disk, of course, but that's pretty rare unless they are explicitly malicious (or buggy disk-repair software).

      Finally, the contents of a file can be corrupted. I don't know of any desktop-level filesystems that journal file content, so a crash can easily leave your word processing document in some half-saved state or whatever.

    10. Re:Why does everyone misunderstand journaling? by AaronLawrence · · Score: 1

      Are you sure? Surely some file systems can also be corrupted beyond repair; you can only repair where enough information actually exists (ie. redundancy). Journalling guarantees you a way out of that, because there is guaranteed redundancy for the things that were in progress.

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    11. Re:Why does everyone misunderstand journaling? by Some+Random+Username · · Score: 1

      Wow, can I mod you -1, too thick to listen?

      Read what I posted, it is accurate. Journalling does not prevent corruption. If you think it does, you do not understand it, period. Journalling is purely a way to REPAIR (not prevent) inconsistencies in the filesystem. It is faster than fsck, but it also does not know how the filesystem should be, it just replays what was logged. A reliable filesystem like FFS+softupdates does not need an fsck or a journal replay, and an unreliable filesystem like reiser will corrupt and lose data regardless of fscking or journalling.

  50. I never quite got,,, by MaxPowerDJ · · Score: 1

    ...what was the difference anyways between and iPod and a HP iPod. Was it just a different filesystem by default? or was it like the branding of the product? I don't remember anything on the packaging (I got an HP iPod a couple of months ago) like an HP tie-in for other HP Products. Anyone knows?

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    1. Re:I never quite got,,, by Colol · · Score: 1

      FAT32-formatted by default, USB cable (which became a moot point), HP logo added on the back, and a longer phone support period than Apple.

      And the HP packaging.

      Technologically, they're completely identical.

  51. Re:This means an end of iTunes bundling with HP PC by 8-Track · · Score: 1

    Their whole business model, outside of printers, is to resell other companies products as their own brand.

    This is not entirely true for printers either. Only the inkjet line is truly HP's own design. All of the laserjet engines are manufactured by Canon according to some design specs HP sets. The original Color Laserjet had a Konica Minolta engine, and so does the relatively new, but already ditched, digital copier line.

  52. Hewlett-Compaqard by deejer · · Score: 1

    HP logo:

    Hewlett-Compaqard
              Invent

    er...

    Hewlett-Compaqard
              Copy

    Boy, how do I beat the "Your comment violated the "postercomment" compression filter. Try less whitespace and/or less repetition. Comment aborted." lameness filter?

  53. The Original IPOD? Compaq PJB100 by projektx · · Score: 1

    I guess this product was totally forgettable

    http://research.compaq.com/SRC/pjb/

    ah well...

    1. Re:The Original IPOD? Compaq PJB100 by mhotchin · · Score: 1

      Still kicking! There's more info on it here: Wikipedia article.

  54. Re:Do you think... by Nugget · · Score: 4, Informative
    Only if "like some 40%" means "an insignificant amount"

    In 1997 Microsoft bought $150 million of special, non-voting Apple stock. $150 million bucks might sound like a lot of money, but remember that at the time Apple had over a billion dollars of cash on hand and a market cap in the 8 billion dollar range.

    Microsoft's holdings in Apple today don't even make the top ten institutional holders. You are completely wrong, in other words.

  55. Re:Do you think... by MrHanky · · Score: 2, Informative

    No, no, no! We'll call it ThePatrioticFuck's Law.

    It sounds so much better.

  56. Re:Do you think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is called the Edelman law.

  57. Dell shoppers don't care about the model number by green+pizza · · Score: 1

    I know dozens of Dell owners, heck I even points friends and family towards Dell when they need a Windows PC and I don't feel like building (and supporting) one for them.

    Dell shoppers look for the most specs (GHz, GB, pixels, pages per second, etc) in their price range. The Dell site is actually quite fun in that respect, they have many models and lots of accessories, one can easily spend an hour comparing prices and features.

  58. Carly Fiorina.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Carly Fiorina, and the thousands like her, will ultimately destroy our economy. Unskilled, unintelligent, they use their lack of morals and moronic execu-speak BS to slither to the top, where they inevitably fail, costing the economy millions.

    Personally, I think such people shouldn't be fired or allowed to quit. They should be publically executed on the show American Executive Survivor. Something for the family.

    1. Re:Carly Fiorina.... by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      > where they inevitably fail, costing the economy millions.

      Condemn her if you want, I rejoice in her stupidity as confirmation of evolution in action. For all those who fear the huge soulless corporations, let her be an object lesson. If we can get the government out of the business of propping them up, most of those corporations can't survive the loss of their founder by more than 10-20 years. Small nimble companies are much better adapted to serving the customer.

      Think about it. how many 19th century corporations still exist here at the open of the 21st? Not many and none anywhere the prime of their strength. Some of the once great rail corporations lumber along. Sears barely limped into the 21st as an example of walking dead, only to be bought out by the bond ghouls who leveraged ownership of K-Mart out of bankruptcy court. Doesn't matter, the world has moved on and it is Walmart's day now. But Sam Walton is dead and their day will soon pass.

      HP didn't long survive Hewlet & Packard's exit. And neither will Microsoft survive Gates and Balmer's retirement as anything like what they are now. Too big to outright fail, too impotent to matter anymore. Sometimes a large zombie corporation falls under control of a new leader and revives for a time, see IBM. But again, the leader moves on and the decline begins anew.

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    2. Re:Carly Fiorina.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Coke, tobacco companies, pepsi, johnson and johnson... Stop spreading neo-con bullshit.

    3. Re:Carly Fiorina.... by smallstepforman · · Score: 1

      Tsk tsk, the problem is not with the slimey executive, the problem is with the stupid board of directors who appoints the executive. And who puts these people up? The majority shareholders, thats who. Big financial institutions (banks, pension funds, insurance funds, etc). They put Carly there to make a quick buck. And make bucks they did. Who looses? Day traders, and mom and pop. Think of it as a form of Darwins Evolution theory, but for making money. A new sucker is born every minute.

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    4. Re:Carly Fiorina.... by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      > Coke, tobacco companies, pepsi, johnson and johnson... Stop spreading
      > neo-con bullshit.

      Ok, I'll give you Coke (incorporated around 1893), they certainly don't look like they are going anywhere soon and have tentacles everywhere. But Pepsico isn't that old (incorporated 1903: i.e. 20th Century) and big tobacco will be dead and buried in another decade or so. J&J was founded in 1887 so ok, it qualifies as late 19th century and is still fairly strong. No rule is absolute, I'm looking at the general trends and there just aren't very many 100+ year old corporations and even fewer that hit 150. At some point stupidity sets in, they stumble and get picked off. Corporations are mortal it seems.

      But I figured somebody would bring up Proctor & Gamble founded fifty years earlier in 1837. They seem to have dug themselves into a nice boring market niche and damned if can see how anybody is going to blast em out it.

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    5. Re:Carly Fiorina.... by Lord+Flipper · · Score: 1
      Ok, I'll give you Coke

      That's big of you...now, try 1870, Rockefeller...Standard Oil...better known, in it's various forms, today, as: Amoco, Mobil, Esso, Conoco, Chevron, and of course, Exxon.

      Research, and business, not exactly your strong suits, eh buddy>

    6. Re:Carly Fiorina.... by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      Yep, Standard Oil got zorched into little bits. And the little ones are already losing numbers.

      Exxon and Mobil did the merger mambo. Looks like the new entity is strong enough to last a bit.

      Conoco is done, merged with Phillips, along with Amoco.

      Esso... Are they still operating elsewhere? Google hints they are now part of Exxon in some places, or at least Greenpeace thinks so. I'd guess they are toast except for the name lingering on.

      A little more Google.... Looks like even more bits of Standard Oil are now borged into BP.

      Need I continue?

      Of course they rarely go totally bust, all those resources aren't going to be wasted. But let em get weakened and somebody will absorb them.

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    7. Re:Carly Fiorina.... by sp0rk173 · · Score: 1

      No rule is absolute, I'm looking at the general trends and there just aren't very many 100+ year old corporations and even fewer that hit 150. At some point stupidity sets in, they stumble and get picked off. Corporations are mortal it seems.

      A more realistic explanation is that corporations with substantial marketing and lobbying power stay in business, regardless of the quality of their product. Those that have no clue on how to trick the public into liking them die, again regardless of the quality of their product. There are some exceptions when you get down to small businesses and small corporations, but once you get to the multinational level, quality doesn't matter - what matters is past reputation and how many subsidies your lobbyists can get congress to enact.

      I also like how since pepsi co is 10 years older than coke, and 3 years past the cut-off, it doesn't count as a long-lived corporation. 102 years is pretty damn long in my book, and it's going strong. Why? Marketting.

  59. Nice to be right once in a while by gregwbrooks · · Score: 1
    When I initially said this was a boneheaded move, several Slashdotters disagreed. They made great points in rebuttal, but HP still disregarded a lot of basic branding wisdom when they tried to become iPod sellers.

    Having said that, the question is: Are they any smarter now? If you look across their total product landscape, it's hard to see how.

    HP, like Coca-Cola, is one of those brands that's both massive and powerful -- but not especially smart or self-aware.

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    1. Re:Nice to be right once in a while by westyx · · Score: 1

      Difference being that Coca-Cola has a product that people want (and in most cases are somewhat addicted to), with only two main competitors (pepsi and generic), and a huge installed userbase.

  60. HP/Compaq Invented Hard Disk MP3 Players by meehawl · · Score: 1

    Who do you think invented all of ipods anyways.

    HP did. Well, specifically Compaq.

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  61. Hewlett or Packard by spewfurd · · Score: 1

    Who would be more upset at the state of affairs with their legacy company?

  62. Like celeb weddings by Charles+Jo · · Score: 0

    I saw it more like a celebrity wedding. Stars (filmmakers or boxmakers) can always use more PR. Apple's bragging rights: Wow, a giant PC company is making iPods. HP's bragging rights: Yeah, we can be cool too. Which begs the question: why didn't HP brand it as hPod?

  63. Re:This means an end of iTunes bundling with HP PC by Doctor_Jest · · Score: 1

    "Foreseeable future" is about 45 minutes when Microsoft's involved.




    ...It's funny... laugh. :)

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  64. Used computers by Dog135 · · Score: 1

    Or the iMac. Is it one of the gumdrop CRT ones? Does it have a tray or slot loading drive? Or is it a DVD drive? Does it have firewire ports? What revision is? What color is it? How much video ram does it have? If you're trying to buy a used iMac, these can be very important questions - a DVD drive and firewire ports means you can probably get Tiger on it, otherwise you might have settle for an older version of Mac OS.

    If I'm looking for a used computer, and they don't give the specs, but just the model #, then I wouldn't bother buying it.

    I'm on one of the CRT iMacs, 600Mhz, CD-RW, firewire and USB1.0. This is pretty much the minimum specs on any Mac since Steve's return. (Except the Mhz rating for the older computers) If I were to sell my computer, saying I have a "Graphite iMac, CD-RW, 60G HD" is enough information.

    The OS is on CDs, if the CD drive doesn't work, just about all Macs have at least one firewire and USB port, so get an external. Any Mac without a CD drive is probably too old to run OSX. (I still have my OS 8 install CD)

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    1. Re:Used computers by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Well, part of the problem in the "low-end" Mac market is that Apple has some arbitrary (and stupid IMHO) restrictions on OSX. Like you need to have Firewire ports to install 10.4. Why? Just cause. And you need a DVD drive, or pay an extra $10 fee to get CDs.

      Now, in the $100-$200 range, there are plenty of iMacs with G3's with processors in the 300-400Mhz range. Apparently some models in this range have Firewire, and some (most?) don't. Also some have DVD drives, but most don't. If I have a model number, I can just punch that into Google and find out if it has firewire (or even better if I could just visit apple.com and check a compatibility list). But instead most sellers say something like "Its a G3 400Mhz with 256MB of ram and a 8GB drive. Oh and it's blue." - which tells me very little.

      I should note that it does appear that Apple does have some model numbers. The iMac M5521 is (as far as I can tell) a later G3 based system with firewire ports but a CD drive. But Apple seems to like to pretend these model numbers don't exist - doing a search for M5521 on apple.com yields nothing.

    2. Re:Used computers by gryphokk · · Score: 1

      "Its a G3 400Mhz" ...is enough to tell me it has firewire.

      Anything 333mhz and below is non-firewire. Anything 350 mhz and above includes firewire.

      I only know this cause I was ebaying for a used iMac for the wife, and firewire was the dealbreaker (for videos of the grandbaby, y'know ;-).

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  65. Correction by Dog135 · · Score: 1

    Oops, I meant to say:

    "600Mhz Graphite iMac, CD-RW, 60G HD, 256M RAM"

    I guess the speed and RAM are important too.

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  66. That's how it works at the top by Infonaut · · Score: 1
    I was shocked to hear that she was on the list for the president of the World Bank.

    Once you're in The Club, it doesn't matter whether you screw up or not. Win, lose, or draw, you're still in The Club. It's not how well you do, but how you play the game!

    They're on your Board of Directors, you're on theirs. You go to Vail, they go to Vail. You go to Davos, they go to Davos. Your kids go to Philips Exeter Academy, so do theirs.

    She's been anointed. She's in The Club and can do no wrong.

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  67. Sam's club. by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    They'll take Debit cards.

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    Cache In, Trash Out!

  68. So much for those rumors about HP selling IntelMac by wemgadge · · Score: 1

    Well, this is a bummer... I guess all those rumors about HP selling a rebranded Intel based Mac really were just rumors. It's a shame too, because I personally think that Will from Maximum PC is right and Apple should release OSX through specific partners (ie: Dell and HP) well... I guess HP is out of the loop now!

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  69. Re:Do you think... by bsquizzato · · Score: 1

    But that's what I mean about Netscape... perhaps I wasn't clear. Netscape is direct competition to IE, unlike the iPod which MS has nothing directly to compete against (although your WM argument does make sense, didn't think of that).

    What I'm saying is I don't think it'd be logical for MS to force competitors out of using a product they don't have an alternative for themselves.

  70. Branding mistake by tm2b · · Score: 1

    HP's big failing in this better was that they were coming from a world, the beige box PC world, where a brand means the label you slap onto the beige box. The logo is your brand, and represents everything else that comes with your company's reputation.

    I think HP honestly believed that people would look at an iPod with an HP brand and think of them primarily as HP products. After all, that's essentially what happens with all of their PCs ("Intel Inside" campaigns aside).

    Apple's strength in this matter is that their logo is not the single indication of their brand - every cubic centimeter of their products scream, "hello! I'm made by Apple!" Their products are their brand. It's with good reason that Apple agressively pursues trade dress litigation against imitators - like a car, Apple's distinctive industrial engineering is the branding every bit as much as the fruit silhouette.

    HP never saw it coming. Apple sucker punched HP, used HP's channels and connection while they were useful, and HP sat there confused, wondering why the mojo didn't rub off onto their brand.

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  71. quality by zipods.com · · Score: 1

    In my opinion, HP should work improving the quality of their own products instead of selling the best products of other companies.

    HP decision to stop selling iPods is going to affect negatively their brand. Apple noted that HP is responsible for supporting the iPods that it sold.