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  1. Re:Oh, that's all right then on Facebook Scrambles To Contain ToS Fallout · · Score: 1

    The Boston Tea Party wasn't a boycott, it was blatant destruction of property.

    A blatant destruction of property while dressed as minorities.

    What a bunch of pussies. In Rhode Island they were already burning British warships.

  2. Re:You're looking at this wrong on Repairing / Establishing Online Reputation? · · Score: 1

    If you ask, you'll get a vague response like "We don't think you're a good fit".

    "That's what the little boy said."

  3. Re:There's no way they'll abuse this on Washington State Wants DNA From All Arrestees · · Score: 1

    This reference is over 20 years old, but at that time only New York state required footprinting for newborns.

    And that's why I had to lean how to shoot people holding a gun in my hand.

  4. Re:hiring Woz for his brain, or for PR? on Wozniak Accepts Post At a Storage Systems Start-Up · · Score: 1

    Twenty years is a long time for a creative type to be mostly kicking back and enjoying the good things in life. Rust sets in quickly, dulling the drive that keeps one working nights and weekends and eating bad takeout food while crazy project deadlines loom. I wonder how much Woz has left.

    After that plane crash? Not so much.

    For the company, it might not matter. Hiring Woz helps build the brand - people will now have heard of them and start paying attention to them. Like Transmeta hiring Torvalds.

    Oh yeah, I remember them. They were going to build a chip or something, gonna change the whole world. Kinda like pets.com, but with Linux.

  5. Re:Two words. on Google Earth To Show Ocean Floor · · Score: 1

    remember goatse? well think deeper and darker

    But not as large.

  6. Re:Reality is closing in around the RIAA... on Associated Press Wants RIAA Case Webcast · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Jeeves & Wooster has a 30 second "You wouldn't steal..." ad at the beginning

    Which is pretty funny considering that Jeeves & Wooster starts off with Wooster in court for having stolen a policeman's helmet.

  7. Re:Whisky on Power In Scotland From Tides and Whiskey · · Score: 1

    Jack Daniels is definitely not bourbon.
    It is a Tennesee Whiskey.

    Is that like a special olympics?

  8. Re:Sub nano data recovery??? on Stanford's Quantum Hologram Sets Storage Record · · Score: 4, Funny

    They should do it with positrons.

    Are you sure?

  9. Re:Not my Grandmother on Happy 25th, Macintosh! · · Score: 1

    How do you explain the difference between quitting an application and simply closing the window?

    It's the same difference between shutting off a car's engine and stopping the car at a red light.

    Personally, the whole close-the-last-window-quits-the-application thing annoys me. Nothing like looking through a directory of files, opening each one, waiting for the program to start up, realizing that's not the file you were looking for, closing it, and then having to reload the whole program again with the next file.

  10. Re:This is news how? on The Presidential Portrait Goes Digital · · Score: 1

    What next? The first president to create his own daily you tube channel, blog, website/forum, on-line poll asking the public who he should pick for cabinet positions, or owning/using his own PDA/Cell phone?

    No, the first speaker of the house doing a rickroll.

  11. Data Mining on Obama Proposes Digital Health Records · · Score: 3, Informative

    I understand the potential problems with security, cost, screwups and stuff, but part of me wonders how much of this data could be used for diagnostic analysis by looking at symptoms, vital signs, treatments and outcomes over a very large population.

  12. Re:Long history on Another Attempt At Using the Courts To Suppress an Online Review · · Score: 1, Funny

    Chiropractors have had many detractors over the years and have a long history of using political manipulation

    But that crack from the manipulation is so goooood.

  13. Re:*Finally* matches/betters the iPhone? on Palm Announces Killer New Phone · · Score: 1

    Palm was screwing Mac users even before they imploded. I'll never buy another Palm device.

  14. Re:Ethics, line 1... on More Brains Needed · · Score: 1

    The first is that there is a huge shortage of tissue across the board. The second is that most of the hospital staff knows this and they aren't going to work as hard to save your life if you've got one of those organ donor cards.

    Sorry, but your comment is made of FAIL. ER docs don't harvest organs, and their jobs are some sort of test where they get partial credit for saving the organs but not their owners.

    Learn what you're talking about. Until then, keep your urban legends to yourself.

  15. Try it! on Google Over IPv6 Coming Soon · · Score: 0

    I upgraded to Google over IPv6 and the whole thing just seems snappier.

    Kudos, Google.

  16. Re:Really? on Apple's Life After Steve Jobs · · Score: 3, Funny

    None of them look good in a black turtleneck.

    That video engineer guy was sure trying, though. Pity about the Office Space obsession, though.

    "I'm just gonna go ahead and..."

  17. I only sleep with Windows users on Review of 'MacHeads' Documentary · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're used to lousy performance.
    No mater how bad the sex is, I just promise that next time it's going to be better than ever and they believe me.
    If I "crash" while they're trying to, y'know, get things done, it's no big deal.
    They're used to getting boned in the ass.

  18. Re:We won already. Geez. on Open Source Victories of 2008 · · Score: 1

    Get laid.

  19. Re:whyiseverythingtaggedstory on FIRST Robotics Competition Announced · · Score: 1

    And how come even though I've unchecked tags in the my preferences tags are still displayed?

  20. This is a bad idea on Avoiding Wasted Time With Prince of Persia · · Score: 1

    If levels are less cumbersome then it will take drug dealers' accountants less time to get to level 10 to do their nefarious spreadsheet deeds.

  21. Re:Install Ubuntu on Configuring a Windows PC For a Senior Citizen? · · Score: 1

    For example he could use restore points.

    I am interested in your RPG and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

  22. Re:Best books? on Your Favorite Tech / Eng. / CS Books? · · Score: 1

    Although it's not programming, I think Donald Norman's *The Psychology of Everyday Things* (also goes under the title of *The Design of Everyday Things*) deservers a place in every programmer's designer's library.

  23. Re:These clones suck on Psystar Claims Apple Forgot To Copyright Mac OS · · Score: 1

    Me too.

    I bought a Power Computing clone and it was fine at first, right up until it was time to start updating the system. All of a sudden things like the CD-ROM drivers didn't want to work and required third-party software and the whole experience just became a pain in the ass. Y'know, the kind of pain in the ass up until then I had willingly paid more for Apple computers to avoid.

    After that I only bought the real deal from Apple and things worked out well. It's just gotten even better now that I can buy reconditioned stuff that are just a few months old for huge savings from the Apple store.

  24. Re:without any humans ever having been involved on Using Speed Cameras To Send Tickets To Your Enemies · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It's a perversion of justice for the profit of the state, but right now the judges let it pass constitutional muster.

    That's just because nobody bothered to do the the same trick with the correct government or state official plates.

  25. Re:for all the founding fathers did right on Barack Obama Is One Step Closer To Being President · · Score: 1

    I've never been a fan of the straight popular vote for President - it really takes away from the rural states and some of their voice in government

    Yeah, what would the last eight years been like without that rural voice in government?