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  1. Re:3rd post on Judge Decides X-Men Aren't Human · · Score: -1

    Way to go! You fucked up second post.

    Did you know that every time some one fucks up a second post that a dollar goes to the RMAMF?

    You know, the Rob Malda AIDS Medication Fund!

  2. maybe on Maine School & Linux · · Score: -1

    for teh spr0ks

  3. FP on Electromagnetic Ship Docking System Debuts · · Score: -1

    Fourth or Fifth Post.

  4. In Soviet Russia on Appropriate Punishment For Crackers? · · Score: -1

    Crackers punish YOU appropriately.

  5. Re:IN SOVIET RUSSIA on Open Networks, Closed Regimes · · Score: -1

    *...and some times Ly*

  6. Re:Just do it on Supreme Court Takes Nike Free Speech Case · · Score: -1

    Is this some new type of Nike advertisement on /.?

  7. Re:Crap n Piss on Why IE Is So Fast ... Sometimes · · Score: -1

    I am to be agreeing with the above parent comment.

  8. Re:lasers on Laser-Scanning U.S. Landmarks · · Score: -1

    If this is true then the lasers have already won.

  9. Re:Tits are nice. on Droning On · · Score: -1



    Cat genitals got your tongue? (something important seems to be missing from your comment ... like the body or the subject!)

  10. Impossible because... on The 20th Anniversary of the Internet · · Score: -1

    Al Gore invented Soviet Russia.

  11. IN SOVIET RUSSIA on Tai Chi Robots · · Score: -1

    Tai Chi Robot get's IT in YOU.

  12. "fuck that shit" . . . on The Year in Technology · · Score: -1

    "Pabst Blue Ribbon!"

  13. Re:fp on Colleges Signing Secret MS License Agreements · · Score: -1

    perhaps you'd like to tongue some butthole?

  14. camel toe...mistletoe...what's the difference? on DNA Goes Binary · · Score: -1

    see here!

  15. what? on China Forges Ahead With 'Dragon' CPU · · Score: -1

    I see you know the fighting Style Of The Athlon?

  16. I haven't been concerned on Martin Schulze Steps Down As SPI Vice President · · Score: -1

    since Enlightenment.

  17. So what the hell on LANL Warning About Radioactive Trees · · Score: -1

    are people being allowed in to roam these areas freely and cut trees?

    Has some one forgotten that most, if not all, radio active material has an extremely long half-life?

  18. don't ask me about windows... on Please Don't Ask Me About Windows On Christmas · · Score: -1

    Ever!

  19. within the top 5 post on Portable.NET Now 100% Free Software · · Score: -1
    [ Reply to This | Parent ]

    • 1 reply beneath your current threshold.
  20. Slashdot Troller on Nvidia GeForceFX(NV30) Officially Launched · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    From the album "OT Original Troller"xxxxxxxxxxxx

    troller word I pull the troller longxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Grit my teeth spray till every moderator's gonexxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Got my IP block sewn armored dope spots xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Last thing I sweat's a sucka punk mod xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Move like a king when I troll hops xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    You try to flex bang another moderator drops xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    You gotta deal with this cause there's no way out xxxxxxxxx
    Why? Cash money ain't never gonna play out xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    I got nothin to lose much to gain xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    In my brain I got a capitalist migraine xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    I gotta get laid tonight, you muthafuckin right xxxxxxxxxxx
    Fools check my grip, check my bitch, keep my game tight xxx
    So many hos on my jock, think I'm a movie star xxxxxxxxxxxx
    Nineteen, I got a fifty thousand dollar car xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Go to school, I ain't goin for it, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Kiss my ass, bust the cap on the Moet xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Cause I don't wanna hear that crap, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Why? I'd rather be a Slashdot-----troller xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


    (chorus) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    troller xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx x
    troller xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx x
    troller xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx x
    T-R-O-L-L-E-R xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


    troller xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx x


    (kid drop in) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


    Yo man you know what I'm sayin? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    You got it trollin' on my man, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    I like how it's moddin' down xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    You got the fly cars, the girls, the jewels xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Look at that ring right there, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    I know it's real, it's gotta be real xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Man, you the flyest Troller I seen in my life! xxxxxxxxxxxx
    Yo man, I just wanna troll with you man, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    How can I be down? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


    What's up? You say you wanna be down? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Ease back, or muthafucka get beat down xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Out my face, fool I'm the illest, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Bulletproof, I troll harder than Bruce Perens xxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Got my crew in effect, I bought em new Jags, xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    So much cash, gotta keep it in Hefty bags xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    All I think about is keys and Gs xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Imagine that, me workin at Mickey D's (ha ha ha ha) xxxxxxxx
    That's a joke cause my karma's never gonna be broke, xxxxxx
    When I die there'll be bullets and gunsmoke xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Ya don't like my lifestyle? Fuck you! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    I'm trollin with the Slashdot crew xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


    And I'm a troller T-R-O-L-L-E-R troller xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


    Slashdot, Slashdot xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


    Here I come, so you better break North, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    As I troll, my gold chains glide back and forth xxxxxxxxxxx
    I care nothing bout you, and that's evident xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    All I love's my trolls and dead comment threads xxxxxxxxxxx
    Sound crazy? Well it isn't xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    The ends justifies the means, that's the system xxxxxxxxxxx
    I learned Linux in school then I dropped out, xxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Hit the streets, checked a grip, and now I got clout xxxxxx
    I had no karma, and I wanted it xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    You had +50 cap, and you flaunted it xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Turned the needy into the greedy, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    With Slashdot, my success came speedy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Got me twisted, jammed into a paradox xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Every dollar I get, ain't suckin Slashdot Moderator cocks x
    Maybe that's the plan, and I don't understand, xxxxxxxxxxxx
    God damn----you got me sinkin in quicksand xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    But since I don't know, and I ain't never learned, xxxxxxxx
    I gotta get paid, I got karma to earn xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    With my posse, out on the ave, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Bump my sounds, crack a First Post and laugh xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Cool out and watch my First Post gleam, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Is this a nightmare? Or the American dream? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    So think twice if you're coming down my block, xxxxxxxxxxxx
    You wanna journey through hell? Well slashdot gets hot xxxx
    Pregnant teens, children's screams, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Life is weighed on the scales of a Redundancy xxxxxxxxxxxxx
    You don't come here much, and ya better not xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Wrong move (bang), ambulance cot xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    I gotta get more karma than you got, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    So what, if some muthafucka gets shot? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    That's how the game is played, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Another brother slayed, the wound is deep xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    BUT they're givin us a Band Aid xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    My computer education's low but I got long dough, xxxxxxxxx
    Raised like a pit bull, my heart pumps nitro xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Sleep on silk, lie like a politician, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    My Uzi's my best friend, cold as a mortician xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Lock me up, it's genocidal catastrophe, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    There'll be another one after me! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


    A troller xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


    troller xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx x


    T-R-O-L-L-E-R troller Slashdot, Slashdot xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  21. Slashdot Hustler on As the Spam Turns · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    From the album "OT Original Troller"xxxxxxxxxxxx

    Hustler word I pull the troller longxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Grit my teeth spray till every moderator's gonexxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Got my IP block sewn armored dope spots xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Last thing I sweat's a sucka punk mod xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Move like a king when I troll hops xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    You try to flex bang another moderator drops xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    You gotta deal with this cause there's no way out xxxxxxxxx
    Why? Cash money ain't never gonna play out xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    I got nothin to lose much to gain xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    In my brain I got a capitalist migraine xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    I gotta get laid tonight, you muthafuckin right xxxxxxxxxxx
    Fools check my grip, check my bitch, keep my game tight xxx
    So many hos on my jock, think I'm a movie star xxxxxxxxxxxx
    Nineteen, I got a fifty thousand dollar car xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Go to school, I ain't goin for it, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Kiss my ass, bust the cap on the Moet xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Cause I don't wanna hear that crap, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Why? I'd rather be a Slashdot-----Hustler xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


    (chorus) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Hustler xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx x
    Hustler xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx x
    Hustler xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx x
    H-U-S-T-L-E-R xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


    hustler xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx x


    (kid drop in) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


    Yo man you know what I'm sayin? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    You got it trollin' on my man, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    I like how it's moddin' down xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    You got the fly cars, the girls, the jewels xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Look at that ring right there, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    I know it's real, it's gotta be real xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Man, you the flyest Troller I seen in my life! xxxxxxxxxxxx
    Yo man, I just wanna troll with you man, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    How can I be down? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


    What's up? You say you wanna be down? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Ease back, or muthafucka get beat down xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Out my face, fool I'm the illest, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Bulletproof, I troll harder than Bruce Perens xxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Got my crew in effect, I bought em new Jags, xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    So much cash, gotta keep it in Hefty bags xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    All I think about is keys and Gs xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Imagine that, me workin at Mickey D's (ha ha ha ha) xxxxxxxx
    That's a joke cause my karma's never gonna be broke, xxxxxx
    When I die there'll be bullets and gunsmoke xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Ya don't like my lifestyle? Fuck you! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    I'm trollin with the Slashdot crew xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


    And I'm a hustler H-U-S-T-L-E-R hustler xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


    Slashdot, Slashdot xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


    Here I come, so you better break North, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    As I troll, my gold chains glide back and forth xxxxxxxxxxx
    I care nothing bout you, and that's evident xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    All I love's my trolls and dead comment threads xxxxxxxxxxx
    Sound crazy? Well it isn't xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    The ends justifies the means, that's the system xxxxxxxxxxx
    I learned Linux in school then I dropped out, xxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Hit the streets, checked a grip, and now I got clout xxxxxx
    I had no karma, and I wanted it xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    You had +50 cap, and you flaunted it xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Turned the needy into the greedy, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    With Slashdot, my success came speedy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Got me twisted, jammed into a paradox xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Every dollar I get, ain't suckin Slashdot Moderator cocks x
    Maybe that's the plan, and I don't understand, xxxxxxxxxxxx
    God damn----you got me sinkin in quicksand xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    But since I don't know, and I ain't never learned, xxxxxxxx
    I gotta get paid, I got karma to earn xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    With my posse, out on the ave, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Bump my sounds, crack a First Post and laugh xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Cool out and watch my First Post gleam, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Is this a nightmare? Or the American dream? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    So think twice if you're coming down my block, xxxxxxxxxxxx
    You wanna journey through hell? Well slashdot gets hot xxxx
    Pregnant teens, children's screams, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Life is weighed on the scales of a Redundancy xxxxxxxxxxxxx
    You don't come here much, and ya better not xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Wrong move (bang), ambulance cot xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    I gotta get more karma than you got, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    So what, if some muthafucka gets shot? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    That's how the game is played, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Another brother slayed, the wound is deep xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    BUT they're givin us a Band Aid xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    My computer education's low but I got long dough, xxxxxxxxx
    Raised like a pit bull, my heart pumps nitro xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Sleep on silk, lie like a politician, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    My Uzi's my best friend, cold as a mortician xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    Lock me up, it's genocidal catastrophe, xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    There'll be another one after me! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


    A hustler xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


    Hustler xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx x


    H-U-S-T-L-E-R hustler Slashdot, Slashdot xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

  22. Re:Conditioned response? on Keeping Balance with Vibrating Shoes · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    From the album "OT Original Troller"

    Hustler word I pull the troller long Grit my teeth spray till every moderator's gone Got my IP block sewn armored dope spots Last thing I sweat's a sucka punk mod Move like a king when I troll hops You try to flex bang another moderator drops You gotta deal with this cause there's no way out Why? Cash money ain't never gonna play out I got nothin to lose much to gain In my brain I got a capitalist migraine I gotta get laid tonight, you muthafuckin right Fools check my grip, check my bitch, keep my game tight So many hos on my jock, think I'm a movie star Nineteen, I got a fifty thousand dollar car Go to school, I ain't goin for it, Kiss my ass, bust the cap on the Moet Cause I don't wanna hear that crap, Why? I'd rather be a Slashdot-----Hustler

    (chorus) Hustler Hustler Hustler H-U-S-T-L-E-R

    hustler

    (kid drop in)

    Yo man you know what I'm sayin? You got it trollin' on my man, I like how it's moddin' down You got the fly cars, the girls, the jewels Look at that ring right there, I know it's real, it's gotta be real Man, you the flyest Troller I seen in my life! Yo man, I just wanna troll with you man, How can I be down?

    What's up? You say you wanna be down? Ease back, or muthafucka get beat down Out my face, fool I'm the illest, Bulletproof, I troll harder than Bruce Willis Got my crew in effect, I bought em new Jags, So much cash, gotta keep it in Hefty bags All I think about is keys and Gs Imagine that, me workin at Mickey D's (ha ha ha ha) That's a joke cause my karma's never gonna be broke, When I die there'll be bullets and gunsmoke Ya don't like my lifestyle? Fuck you! I'm trollin with the Slashdot crew

    And I'm a hustler H-U-S-T-L-E-R hustler

    Slashdot, Slashdot

    Here I come, so you better break North, As I troll, my gold chains glide back and forth I care nothing bout you, and that's evident All I love's my trolls and dead comment threads Sound crazy? Well it isn't The ends justifies the means, that's the system I learned Linux in school then I dropped out, Hit the streets, checked a grip, and now I got clout I had no karma, and I wanted it You had +50 cap, and you flaunted it Turned the needy into the greedy, With Slashdot, my success came speedy Got me twisted, jammed into a paradox Every dollar I get, ain't suckin Slashdot Moderator cocks Maybe that's the plan, and I don't understand, God damn----you got me sinkin in quicksand But since I don't know, and I ain't never learned, I gotta get paid, I got karma to earn With my posse, out on the ave, Bump my sounds, crack a First Post and laugh Cool out and watch my First Post gleam, Is this a nightmare? Or the American dream? So think twice if you're coming down my block, You wanna journey through hell? Well slashdot gets hot Pregnant teens, children's screams, Life is weighed on the scales of a Redundancy You don't come here much, and ya better not Wrong move (bang), ambulance cot I gotta get more karma than you got, So what, if some muthafucka gets shot? That's how the game is played, Another brother slayed, the wound is deep BUT they're givin us a Band Aid My computer education's low but I got long dough, Raised like a pit bull, my heart pumps nitro Sleep on silk, lie like a politician, My Uzi's my best friend, cold as a mortician Lock me up, it's genocidal catastrophe, There'll be another one after me!

    A hustler

    Hustler

    H-U-S-T-L-E-R hustler Slashdot, Slashdot

  23. Beer Making: A handybundler info post. Enjoy! on Fun With Wine · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Instructions for making a five gallon batch of beer

    The following review is not intended to be a complete instructional lesson on how to brew beer. Only a concise re-examination of the steps necessary to brew a 5 gal. batch of beer. Read completely before beginning.

    Sterilize all equipment. Before beginning, determine how much water five gallons is:

    1) In a 2 1/2 gallon boiling pot or larger (stainless steel or enamel) bring minimum one gallon of water to a boil, and then remove from heat. Next stir in a total of 6 to 10 lbs. malt or malt & combined sugars (malt extract is a very thick syrup, if the can is soaked in hot tap water for 30 minutes before opening for better dispensing). If you must use corn sugar, use no more than 20% of the total mixture. Corn sugar tends to give your beer a cider flavor. If your malt is not already hopped add 1 to 2 oz at beginning of boil for bittering, . Bring to a rolling boil (uncovered) for 60 minutes, (if you do not keep an eye on the boiling wort it will boil over) add 1/2 oz of hops the last 15 min for flavoring. Add 1 tsp. of irish moss the last 15 min of the boil (clarifying). Then cool rapidly by taking your boiling pot with a lid on it and placing it in a sink of ice water (not to exceed 40 minutes). Remember anything coming into contact with the wort should be sanitized.

    A SPECIAL NOTE ON YEAST

    Dry yeast users: 0ne of the best ways to insure that your wort gets off to a good start is to rehydrate your yeast instead of just pouring the contents of the packet into the fermenter. Rehydration is really quite simple, and you can do it while you are boiling your wort.

    Liquid yeast users: Make a slurry( a mixture of malt extract and yeast). Remove 1 cup of the wort after 5 minutes of boiling, dilute with equal amount of sterile water, cool to 75 degrees. Add all the yeast for the prescribed batch to this preparation, allow it to ferment for the 1 to 2 hours that it will take for you to prepare the wort, this is called a slurry. Then add slurry to the wort when ready to ferment .

    Step 1) Dry yeast users: Boil 1 cup of water in a heat-proof container. Cool to 80-90 degrees F sprinkle dry yeast into the cup of water or diluted wort(1 cup of water to 1 cup of wort), allow to sit 10 minutes cover to prevent contamination, then mix to dissolve, and add to wort when ready to ferment .

    Step 2) All yeast users add1/2 tsp. FERMAID (a beer wort nutrient) to your yeast starter to aid in a healthy, nutritional fermentation.

    Step 3) All yeast users Aerate (yeast needs oxygen at the onset of fermentation) and wait. You should see significant fermentation activity within 12 hours. Once fermenting, maximum temp for ales is 68 degrees f and lagers 57 degrees f.

    A SPECIAL NOTE ON DRY HOPPING

    For true hop flavor and aroma, add hops three days after fermentation has started. Leave hops in the beer for up to two weeks when possible.

    2) While wort is cooling, prepare the primary fermenter. It must be clean, sterilized, and contain approximately 3 1/2 gallons of cold water. When the wort has cooled pour it into the primary fermenter containing the cool water. (You can help cool the wort by giving it an ice & water bath in the sink; optimum temperature once all ingredients are mixed is 70-75 degrees f). The starting specific gravity depends on how much malt or other fermentable sugars you use (remember to always take a specific gravity reading and write it down in some sort of brewing log) stir in the yeast and cover the fermenter with a lid and apply an air lock half filled with water. The primary fermenter could be either a 5- gallon glass carboy with a 1-inch blow off hose inserted in it with the other end submerged in a container of sanitized water or a 7 1/2 gallon food grade plastic fermenter with a lid and air lock; primary fermentation takes roughly 4-7 days. Rack, or siphon, (optional) into a five-gallon carboy and apply an air lock 1/2 filled with water for an additional 7-10 days, your ending s.g. should be approximately 1/3 or less of the starting specific gravity, Example: starting gravity 1.045 ending gravity between 1.015 1.008.this is the time to bottle.

    3) Have about 55 12 oz. Beer bottles, clean and ready. In a small pan heat one pint of water, or beer, and add in 1/2 of a cup of corn sugar and stir until dissolved, cool down rapidly. Next, pour corn sugar into a clean container, siphon beer into the same clean container, leaving the sediment behind, and mixing the sugar solution throughout the entire beer. Siphon the beer into bottles to within one inch of the top and cap with sterilized caps. At this point the corn sugar ferments in the bottle and creates carbonation.

    4) Keep the bottles at standard room temperature and out of the light for at least 10 days to insure carbonation, the beer may be ready before this, but 10 days is universally recommended. The beer can be consumed at this point, but will mature if aged at cooler temperature, approximately 60 degrees f, for an additional 3-6 weeks.

    Have a brew day

    Your friend,

    handybundler

    h revised 11/17/2002

  24. Re:Revolt! on Panama Decrees Block To Kill VoIP Service · · Score: 0

    Not only is voice blockage bs, the blocking of file transfers is quite lame too.

  25. first on Panama Decrees Block To Kill VoIP Service · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    post