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Laser-Scanning U.S. Landmarks

MeanMF writes "The New York Daily News reports in this article that the National Park Service is creating detailed 3-D maps of national monuments such as the Statue of Liberty and Mount Rushmore using high-resolution laser scanners. Their goal is to create highly-accurate blueprints that can be used to reconstruct the monuments if they are damaged by a terrorist attack or other means." The same story is also available at Yahoo!.

259 comments

  1. hmm... by FS1 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So this is my tax dollars hard at work.

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    1. Re:hmm... by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course it is. Sure, we are the _largest_ deptor country in the world, sure we are spending billions of deficite dollars on the military; but isn't rebuilding an exact replica of Mt. Rushmore more important. After all, terrorists would never attack a major city, or infect our water supply, so there is no need to put some money into those defenses. We don't have people in our cities that can't make a living wage. As such a perfect country, we obviously have only to protect what really counts; a few statues and a mountain shaped like some dead peoples heads.

      Okay, so the idea is kinda cool, but this is definitely _not_ what the government should be spending their (^our^) money on. Oh, well, that's what happens when Texans are in charge.

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    2. Re:hmm... by sydlexic · · Score: 5, Interesting

      boy, if you think this is waste, I've got a few government agencies to sell you. this is probably one of the better uses of our tax dollars (relatively speaking).

    3. Re:Hmm... by jawtheshark · · Score: 1
      "iamdrscience"???
      The green colour is because of oxidation... Hence the bright shiny copper will become green after some time, as you should know if you are Dr. Science. The repaired parts would certainly become green and it would be nearly indistinguishable from the original.

      The Statue of Liberty undoubtly was shiny when they parts were constructed in France. I suspect they corroded quite fast by the transport over the ocean. She stand on an island (implying sea, implying salt water, implying faster corrosion), so expect the shiny parts to turn green very fast.

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    4. Re:Hmm... by BCoates · · Score: 2

      Hence the bright shiny copper will become green after some time, as you should know if you are Dr. Science.

      He's not a real doctor. He has a Master's degree.

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    5. Re:hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dont you mean mommy's tax dollars?

    6. Re:hmm... by gilroy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Blockquoth the poster:

      we obviously have only to protect what really counts; a few statues and a mountain shaped like some dead peoples heads.

      Yes, because after all, symbols don't have any importance to a people... I for one am glad to see my tax dollars spent on a project like this. And if the Statue of Liberty were to fall to terrorism, I would be among those donating for a replacement. Symbols matter. To same extent, they're all that does matter.
    7. Re:hmm... by FS1 · · Score: 1

      you mean don't you the coward mean your mommy's tax dollars

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    8. Re:hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its okay, being claimed as a dependant, your mom can save some tax dollars to buy more hotdogs.

    9. Re:hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your poor spelling ability betrays your attempt at a good argument. Perhaps our tax dollars should go more for education. Yours in particular.

    10. Re:hmm... by jxs2151 · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      "Oh, well, that's what happens when Texans are in charge."

      I realize that you are probably an idiot that will use any excuse to discredit the current administration to further the pathetic agenda of others, but surely you must realize that since the story said

      the scanning project got underway in the spring of 2001

      that means that it, like all government programs, was planned several years in advance, most likely during the sex fiend's administration.

      So, like every other pitiful attempt to heap scorn upon those currently in power, all you have done is lower your credibility to somewhere near zero.

      Take your little angsty, Chomsky-inspired rants elsewhere, because exposure to the truth once again blows your 'theories'.

      Now you have a choice readers: you can mod me down because the lie was exposed as a pathetic attempt to discredit, with no basis whatsoever in truth or, if you are a lover of the truth you can leave this post as is.

    11. Re:hmm... by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 1

      call down buddy. My rant was wholly about wasting gov't money. That thing about texans = hum()ur - m()1stur3 . in other words, a joke my friend. If my serious opposition was about the current addministration, and not just the system in general, i would have dedicated more that a quick line to it.
      Case in p0int = p0int is moot (wait, there are two definitions of moot, both the opposite of the other, amking moot a moot word)^_^
      you take my post far to serious mr paranoid.

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    12. Re:Hmm... by jxs2151 · · Score: 1

      He's not a real doctor, but he did stay at a Holidy Inn Express last night...

    13. Re:hmm... by jxs2151 · · Score: 1
      "p0int is moot"

      Well, I guess since you didn't say "The point is mute", we're OK.

      I just got done readin a chapter on the Intelligentsia during the Russian Revolution that *really* got me pissed off.

      BTW, just because I challenged the veracity of your remarks does not mean I am paranoid. Try to avoid the ad hominem.

    14. Re:hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So this is my tax dollars hard at work.

      No need to support it just with tax dollars I'd pay good money for really detailed laser blueprints of say Sandra Bbullock, Mariah Carey and Kim Basinger.

    15. Re:hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Take your little angsty, Chomsky-inspired rants elsewhere, because exposure to the truth once again blows your 'theories'.

      Or, conversely, you could blow me. Just because Chomsky doesn't knuckle under to the insipid rantings of the Shrub is no reason to denigrate him, you minor league comestain.

    16. Re:hmm... by withnothingtodo · · Score: 1

      Plus they give you a higher cultural score and make your citizens happy that in turn reduce the chances of a city falling into civil disorder for warmongering! sorry, been pathetically playing way too much Civ 3 during the holidays.

    17. Re:hmm... by rikkards · · Score: 2

      At first I agreed but then thought wouldn't this be denying history. I mean what if they had rebuilt the Alamo? The fact that a symbol gets damaged does not make it any less of a symbol. It just transforms it. Maybe reminding people of the sacrifices that need to be made to remain free. (fade out with patriotic music)..

    18. Re:hmm... by norweigiantroll · · Score: 1

      Oh, well, that's what happens when Texans are in charge.
      Hey man, don't mess with Texas.

  2. Replace them? by Encomium · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Would we really want to replace them though? Seems to me this would be like rebuildign the World Trade Centers exactly like they were, and noone is suggesting that, so why would monuments be different?

    1. Re:Replace them? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2
      The original world trade center has proven to be vulnerable to terrorist attacks and fire.

      Besides if they were rebuilt would you want to work in them? I certainly would not. It would be very unoccupied. Former employees of the world trade center would rather quit their jobs then return to the WTC for obvious reasons.

    2. Re:Replace them? by Mononoke · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Seems to me this would be like rebuildign the World Trade Centers exactly like they were, and noone is suggesting that, so why would monuments be different?
      A couple of definitions might help:
      Monument 1. A structure, such as a building or sculpture, erected as a memorial. 2. An inscribed marker placed at a grave; a tombstone. 3. Something venerated for its enduring historic significance or association with a notable past person or thing: the architectural monuments of ancient Rome; traditions that are monuments to an earlier era. 4 a. An outstanding enduring achievement: a translation that is a monument of scholarship. b. An exceptional example: "Thousands of them wrote texts, some of them monuments of dullness" (Robert L. Heilbroner). 5. An object, such as a post or stone, fixed in the ground so as to mark a boundary or position. 6. A written document, especially a legal one.
      World Trade Center 1. An ugly office building.
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    3. Re:Replace them? by Cyno01 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      With all this talk about developing the WTC site, my AP government teacher had an interesting idea. Rebuild the WTC, exactly as it was, except make both of the towers one storie higher.

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    4. Re:Replace them? by capnjack41 · · Score: 2

      They don't want to rebuild the WTC exactly as it was, for philosophical/religious reasons (it's considered sacred by many people, because so many died there; building on the original footprints is a no-no), as well as practical reasons: recently (AFAIK) very tall office buildings just aren't selling a whole lot of square feet of officespace these days. Rebuilding a monument is a different story.

    5. Re:Replace them? by Peterus7 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, one things for certain, the French sure aren't gonna build us another Statue of Liberty, with the way we've been acting lately.

    6. Re:Replace them? by garcia · · Score: 2, Insightful

      did you watch what happened?

      You expect to believe that another large structure would be able to withstand an explosion of that magnitude in the basement level and not collapse like these did?

      Then you believe that being hit by two fucking planes and the buildings standing strong for the amount of time they did doesn't mean that they were VERY well built?

      If you think that any building out there would withstand that you are a bigger moron than you seem.

    7. Re:Replace them? by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      The WTC was designed to survive a plane strike.

      Problem was, the worst case at the time was a 707. 757 and 767s are much bigger.

      http://revobiz.dyndns.org/group/seaint/2001c/msg 02 054.html
      "Try "Impact and Explosion, Analysis and Design " by M.Y.H Bangash, CRC Press, ISBN 0-8493-7742-0

      For aircraft impact on structures, there is the Stevenson's direct impact model, the Riera model and Wolf et al model; also included Impact force vs time curves for many aircraft models."

      http://www.engg.ksu.edu/kse/features/wtc.htm

      "At the time of construction, the buildings were built with the latest technology to withstand almost anything, even the impact of a 707. The 707 was the largest Boeing jet in existence at the time. Why did they still crumble to the ground if they were built to withstand the impact of a jumbo jet?"

      "When the towers were constructed, the engineers were confident that the towers could withstand the immense blow from the largest plane of the era, the 140-ton Boeing 707 airliner. What the engineers of that time could not have predicted were the larger, 767's that the terrorists flew into defenseless buildings. The Boeing 767 is a massive airliner half the length of a football field and just as wide, weighing 225 tons (over 80 tons more than the 707). If the jets hit the towers at Mach .8 (530mph, regular cruising speed), they would hit with a force of 42 million Newtons or 128 kilotons of force."

      And we know now that the biggest factor in the WTC strikes was the amount of fuel in the planes which weakened the steel.

      http://www.civil.usyd.edu.au/wtc.htm

      "However, as fire raged in the upper floors, the heat would have been gradually affecting the behaviour of the remaining material. As the planes had only recently taken off, the fire would have been initially fuelled by large volumes of jet fuel, creating potentially enormously high temperatures. The strength of the steel drops markedly with prolonged exposure to fire, while the elastic modulus of the steel reduces (stiffness drops), increasing deflections."

    8. Re:Replace them? by LittleGuy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, one things for certain, the French sure aren't gonna build us another Statue of Liberty, with the way we've been acting lately.

      Give a copy of the plans to Charlton Heston when the apes take over.

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    9. Re:Replace them? by Resseguie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I had already suggested to some of my friends (half joking / half serious) that it would be cool to construct at least a shell of the Statue of Liberty and store it somewhere in sections. Then if someone ever tries to hit that as an emotional target, you bring in the cranes and helicopters over night, assemble the "backup", and there she stands in all her glory the next morning. Turn an attempt at an emotional blow to the country into a patriotic high!

    10. Re:Replace them? by 5KVGhost · · Score: 2

      Because the WTC towers weren't monuments to anything. They were big office buildings with a prominent place in the city.

      Now, however, whatever takes its place will, indeed, need to serve as a monument.

      BTW, there were quite a few people who suggested rebuilding the towers to the original specs. The people who owned the propery and the city didn't feel that was the best course of action.

    11. Re:Replace them? by Snoopy77 · · Score: 2

      So you think Mount Rushmore should be changed to have the Bush family perhaps? George, Dubya and Jeb immortalized in stone .... wonderful!?

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    12. Re:Replace them? by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 2

      >>World Trade Center 1. An ugly office building.

      This is really just a matter of taste. I happen to think that they were 2 good looking buildings. I've photographed them extensively over the years.

      No matter where I went in the Tri State area(NY, NJ, CT) and PA too, I would always try to find those buildings. To me, they were a pointer to home.

      As someone who enjoyed seeing those buildings, has worked in them, and who saw them fall(I was on West Street In Tribecca for both collapses), I don't believe that they should be rebuilt.

      Whatever is done with that 16 acres of land, I think that is should be a fresh design, while at the same time memorializing the 1993 bombing and 911.

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    13. Re:Replace them? by Joey7F · · Score: 2

      Damn Troll...

      --Joey

    14. Re:Replace them? by JebusIsLord · · Score: 2

      Why all the name calling? The towers were designed to withstand an airplane strike but a) planes are bigger now, and b) they failed to account for hot fuel melting certain critical structural features. These ARE now considered structural deficiencies and if they were to rebuild the towers as they were, they could fix these couple of mistakes and in theory they wouldn't have colapsed.

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    15. Re:Replace them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Because the WTC towers weren't monuments to anything. They were big office buildings with a prominent place in the city.

      Horseshit -- they were monuments to capitalist greed.

    16. Re:Replace them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So you think Mount Rushmore should be changed to have the Bush family perhaps? George, Dubya and Jeb immortalized in stone .... wonderful!?

      No problem -- just ratchet it around so the stone butts in the back face forward.

    17. Re:Replace them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you're right... they've been awfully buddy-buddy with Iraq over the last few years. They must be doing something right, eh? Perhaps they've surrendered in advance?

    18. Re:Replace them? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2

      wonderful!?

      Smashing, actually.

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    19. Re:Replace them? by Peterus7 · · Score: 1

      Well, what if Iraq does manage to destroy the statue of Liberty? In your scenario, where France is with Iraq, the remade statue of liberty might just go to the Iraqis. Or it'll be a statue of Hussain... That would be interesting.

    20. Re:Replace them? by Latent+IT · · Score: 2

      I think that while the WTC was designed to survive an airplane strike, their calculations were incorrect, though I don't really fault them for that.

      If a 707 had impacted the towers with a full fuel load at its top speed, the tower would probably have fallen, though it certainly would have stayed up longer. The computations done on the tower design were only for the impact force of the airplane. The tower was assumed to be safe because of the fireproofing of the steel beams. However, the impact of the plane blew off vast ammounts of the fireproofing...

      The 707 would still have done extensive damage to the steel fireproofing, and the building may very well have gone down, even though the impact force may have been much less.

    21. Re:Replace them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Namecalling stems from internal insecurities and conflict. Instead of dealing with problems within, the person lashes out at anything that threatens his/her own worldviews. Such a person will have no tolerance regarding others who are of a different, even wrong, opinion. Often the person deems him/herself superior in knowledge.

      Whereas a stable and balanced person will accept that everybody has different views of the world, and if everybody knew the same, everybody would be the same person.

    22. Re:Replace them? by bryan1945 · · Score: 2

      Sadly, some people believe this is true.

      Of course, they are probably the same people who think NASA faked the moon landings.

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    23. Re:Replace them? by CokeBear · · Score: 1, Troll

      Not necessarily.
      The moon landings clearly happened. There is no doubt in my mind about that. There are also no aliens at area 51, and never were.

      There is, however, a small shadow of doubt about whether the US government had anything to do with Sept 11th, or at least knew about it and failed to prevent it. This is the same government, remember, that killed its own leader back in '63.
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    24. Re:Replace them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The apes didn't take over, we nuked the planet...

    25. Re:Replace them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The WTC towers were interesting in a High Modernist way with their use of positive/negative space and that they were purely Form-Follows-Function. But lets face it, they were big ugly out-of-scale boxes that pretty much single-handedly killed the International Style's popularity.

      Meaning when you were driving around, you would have been much happier to see 110 story chrysler buildings or something.

      The only good thing about them is that they weren't prefab concrete like those other brutalist pieces of shit that were built in the 70s.

    26. Re:Replace them? by pointwood · · Score: 2

      Just adding to what others have already said.

      The towers where build with a central "kernel" (sorry, english is not my primary language) with all the elevators and such, next there where a pretty large open space around the "kernel" and around that a "frame". When the planes hit the tower, they essentially cut the central "kernel" and suddenly only part of the outer frame where left to keep the tower standing.

      That is not the complete explanation, but combine it with some of the others have said (melting steel because of the fire) and you will have most of the explanation.

    27. Re:Replace them? by cafebabe · · Score: 2

      My favorite (positive) description of the WTC buildings were that they looked like two stacks of staplers plucked from god's supply closet.

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    28. Re:Replace them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They did withstand the airplane strike (the kinetic force of the impact). They were not designed to deal with the fire caused by a full load of fuel, from a 707 or a 757.
      The original 707 hypothetical scenario was a low-and-slow 707 on approach to land, likely without much fuel on board.

      The collapse of the WTC therefore had nothing to do with planes being bigger, but was instead caused by engineering not being strong enough to deal with an unplanned-for event.

  3. Wow by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 5, Funny
    So a team from Texas Tech University was dispatched to document the tone of her copper skin, the undulations of her flowing gown, the muscles in her outstretched arm, the curve of her lips and the height, width and depth of her wide-open eyes.


    Lady Liberty is sexy sexy sexy! They forgot to mention her heaving bosom though.
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    1. Re:Wow by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 1

      Ok, this is completely off-topic, but it's kind of creepy how when I went to dictionary.com (had to make sure I had the correct spelling for bosom) a popup for match.com popped up with a bunch of ladies with my city and province (canadian) in their listings.

      I should use an anonymous proxy. I'd switch to Mozilla but IE is just so fast for some reason :) [/joke]

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    2. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Lady Liberty is sexy sexy sexy! They forgot to mention her heaving bosom though.

      Son, Daddy only drank so the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off.

    3. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "detailed 3-D maps of national monuments" How about a detailed 3D map of a national monument like Jenna Jameson? I think that would go down well amongst the slashdot crowd.

    4. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well obviously we need to throw Jenna Jameson, Patricia Ford and Chloe Jones in a room to be scanned and documented. I'd buy a replica of each...and it would be useful when the statue of liberty gets knocked down to have a few options of people to put back up.

    5. Re:Wow by netsharc · · Score: 2

      It sounds like you may have a spyware that monitors keywords in IE (Microsoft made it easy to do, programs can attach themselves to IE windows and see what the browser is doing).

      Try AdAware, and switch to Opera, it's even faster than IE with less security exploits. As for ad-filtering proxy-server (assuming you're in Windows, try Proxomitron. :)

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    6. Re:Wow by lommer · · Score: 1

      nope, I'm using opera and adaware (addmittedly under windoze, on this box...) and I get the targeted ads too, i dunno how they do it.

    7. Re:Wow by jez9999 · · Score: 2

      I suspect they look at your IP range. If you're using a local ISP or even a national ISP with regional IP blocks, your location can be roughly identified.

    8. Re:Wow by sapped · · Score: 1

      Sir,
      I - and millions of others applaud you for your diligence. Going to check the spelling of a word!? What is /. coming to? :)

      Seriously though, I know everybody always goes on about content rather than the spelling, but it just drives me nuts when I see loose instead of lose.

      Thank you! (especially on important words like bosom)

    9. Re:Wow by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 2

      Yup, parent post (while very useful) missed my point. I meant using an anon proxy on the net to mask my ip address. I already run ad aware.

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  4. lasers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia the Lasers ARE the terrorist attack!

  5. Next on Slashdot: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Mysterious burning marks all over the US!"

    -$|{

  6. This I gotta see.. by Cali+Thalen · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's one thing to rebuild the Statue of Liberty, I can see how that might be accomplished (albeit at quite a cost).

    What I dont' get is...why Mt. Rushmore? They're going to have one hell of a time re-carving that thing back into the mountain, expecially after being demolished by something...well, big enough to blow something like that up.

    Cool idea, all in all though.

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    1. Re:This I gotta see.. by sulli · · Score: 2, Funny

      This is so they can add Bush and Rumsfeld to the replacement Mt Rushmore.

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    2. Re:This I gotta see.. by outsider007 · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's one thing to rebuild the Statue of Liberty, I can see how that might be accomplished (albeit at quite a cost).

      Yeah right. they still haven't gotten around to fixing that crack in the liberty bell.

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    3. Re:This I gotta see.. by geeknik · · Score: 0

      why Mt. Rushmore? They're going to have one hell of a time re-carving that thing back into the mountain papier-mache.

    4. Re:This I gotta see.. by Zeinfeld · · Score: 3, Funny
      This is so they can add Bush and Rumsfeld to the replacement Mt Rushmore.

      Nah, that would be Mt Rush Limbaugh.

      You know, just saying "Mount Rush Limbaugh" is enough to make any person of taste feel queasy.

      There is a bunch of looney Americans currently planning to carve the face of Alexander the Great onto the hills of Macedonia. Never mind the fact that nobody kniws what he looked like

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    5. Re:This I gotta see.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So what? Let them do it if that's what they want to waste their money on.

      Worse than that is this group of Americans who think that Ronald Reagan's face should be carved into Rushmore along side the other four.

    6. Re:This I gotta see.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No doubt they'd re-carve the Crazyhorse mountain.

    7. Re:This I gotta see.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just change the low power input laser for the high power output laser (say one of those anti-missile ones that fit on a 747) and select the 'write' option on the menu ...

    8. Re:This I gotta see.. by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
      Worse than that is this group of Americans [reaganlegacy.org] who think that Ronald Reagan's face should be carved into Rushmore along side the other four.

      Now, now, they are only proposing to rename the highway leading up to Mt Rushmore.

      Of course there should be more political monuments. For a start the ANWAR oil field should be named for Ralph Nader without which it would have never existed (well not for 4 years at least).

      The FBI HQ is in desperate need of renaming, Hoover having been a crook. How about Bill Clinton since he spent so much of his Presidency on FBI matters.

      The Mall of America would be renamed for Nancy Reagan.

      Enron's corporate jet to be renamed the George W Bush since he made so much use of it during the campaign.

      The shroud purchased to cover the spirt of Justice in the DoJ to be renamed the John Ashcrof Imperial Buqua.

      John Poindexter's Total Information Awareness project to be renamed the George Orwell 1984 project.

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    9. Re:This I gotta see.. by cornflux · · Score: 1

      Shall the Oval Office be renamed the Oral Office? I think Clinton would be proud.

      Because of Mike Espy, we should call the Agriculture Department the Tyson Foods Outlet.

      The Internal Revenue Service should be called Clinton Auditing Service, as he directed many audits aimed at his critics.

      There is now a new form of temporary, selective amnesia that is being researched in honor of Hillary Clinton's performance when she testified to the House.

      The Fifth Amendment is now to be called the "Friend-of-Clinton CYA Opt-Out" in honor of Johnny Chung, James Riady, John Huang, and Charlie Trie.

      The Merriam-Webster dictionary will soon be editing its dictionary entry for the word "is." It seems that Bill Clinton was an amature etymologist in a past life, and has reminded the folks at M-W that the word "is" has a recursive, self-cancelling, and meaningless definition which can be traced back to nothing, ever.

      During the early years of Hillary's, er... , Bill's presidency, The White House Travel Office was renamed the "Arkansas Reunion Travel Office" when Hillary fired the existing Office staff to make room for new blood.

      Gore seems to bring out the best in people, including large cash donations from monks that have taken a life-long oath of poverty. Let's call them moneysteries instead of monasteries.

      I'd post more, but I'm tired. Maybe next time I'll take on other funny ones.

    10. Re:This I gotta see.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Now, now, they are only proposing to rename the highway leading up to Mt Rushmore.

      That may be what they are going for now but it wasn't that long ago when they were seriously calling for Reagan's face on Rushmore. I think the park service that maintains Rushmore told them it couldn't be done either because there wasn't enough room or because more construction would put too much stress on the mountain.

      BTW, I don't have anything against Reagan, I just think these people are a little out of whack in thinking his accomplishments would warrant his face on a mountain, or the 10 dollar bill, etc.

  7. No vision? by Rainier+Wolfecastle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Not to sound crass or anything, but is that really what people would want? If an historic monument is destroyed, replacing it doesn't mean that it never happenend, it just means that it was replaced.

    I would think that if something like this were to happen, then some new, awe-inspiring monument could be built. However, It seems to me that there has been a dearth in people eligible for immortalization in a mountain face (for example) for quite a while now.

    1. Re:No vision? by MacAndrew · · Score: 2

      I would want the Statue of Liberty replaced. It's a historical symbol.

      The WTC were big office buildings, and frankly not very attractive ones. It makes a lot of sense to update their appearance and functionality in the course of rebuilding. They will endure as symbols, in our memories.

      Their goal is to create highly-accurate blueprints that can be used to reconstruct the monuments if they are damaged by a terrorist attack or other means.

      I was thinking the project sounded cool until I read the reason. Sigh.

    2. Re:No vision? by iamr00t · · Score: 1

      Monuments are a tourist major attraction.
      I doubt tourists would go the site that says "this monument marks the place where another monument stood untill it was destroyed by tornado".

      Also, some monuments are symbols, like another post here says. Not all of them, mostly the ones that were specificaly built to be a monument (WTC wasn't for example).

    3. Re:No vision? by infolib · · Score: 2
      However, It seems to me that there has been a dearth in people eligible for immortalization in a mountain face (for example) for quite a while now.
      • Linus Torvalds
      • Richard Stallman
      • Eric S. Raymond
      • Bruce Perens
      would fit just nicely at Mt. Rushmore.

      Not to mention we'd give the Statue of Liberty the face of Lawrence Lessig...
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    4. Re:No vision? by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2

      * Linus Torvalds
      * Richard Stallman
      * Eric S. Raymond
      * Bruce Perens


      And Stallman and Raymond could be sort of looking at each other and snarling.

  8. But... by dapuk · · Score: 0

    I wonder what security is in place to ensure that these blueprints remain accurate...

  9. That's what I call a backup! by FurryFeet · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sure gives a new meaning to the phrase "disaster recovery", don't it? Altough, if restoring from tape is a bitch, now imagine this one...

  10. Usable by free flight simulators? by GlassHeart · · Score: 2

    I hope they release the raw data. It can be used by flight simulator games to enhance the visual quality when rendering these monuments.

    1. Re:Usable by free flight simulators? by Karamchand · · Score: 2

      Show me one single flight simulator which is able to use data this accurate. For flight simulators it would be a new features to show the statue of liberty as seen by a fly.

    2. Re:Usable by free flight simulators? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like exactly where (as in weak spot) to fly your plane to cause the entire Statue of Liberty to collapse?

      Posted anonymously to protect my precious, precious karma :)

    3. Re:Usable by free flight simulators? by setiyeti · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I hope they release the raw data

      Then terrorists may be able to use it to their advantage to find weakspots in (for eg) Mount Rushmore. I imagine they will be able to find flaws in rushmore that could be exploited by high explosives.

      I wish I hadn't thought of that...

    4. Re:Usable by free flight simulators? by BCoates · · Score: 5, Funny

      Then terrorists may be able to use it to their advantage to find weakspots in (for eg) Mount Rushmore. I imagine they will be able to find flaws in rushmore that could be exploited by high explosives.

      Well, There's this exhaust port, but it's at the end of this narrow canyon and only like two meters wide...

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    5. Re:Usable by free flight simulators? by GlassHeart · · Score: 2
      Show me one single flight simulator which is able to use data this accurate.

      First of all, virtual reality systems have the concept of using different models for the same object, depending on the distance to the viewer (camera). Thus, a tree might be drawn with thousands of polygons when nearby, and only a few when it's barely visible.

      Secondly, given the full data, there are well known pre-processes to reduce polygon counts so that they can be rendered in real time.

      I wasn't talking about "the statue of liberty as seen by a fly", although that might be interesting.

    6. Re:Usable by free flight simulators? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Then terrorists may be able to use it to their advantage to find weakspots in (for eg) Mount Rushmore.

      Why is everything these days "because of the terrorists"? It used to be "the commies", before that "the Nips", before that "the blacks" and before that "the Injuns". Are we at war with Eurasia or Eastasia just now? Can you not see a trend?

      Why can't the US people see how easy they are being manipulated?

    7. Re:Usable by free flight simulators? by AnyoneEB · · Score: 1
      Well, There's this exhaust port, but it's at the end of this narrow canyon and only like two meters wide...
      No, don't tell them about that! Hitting that destroys the whole space station err... planet!
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    8. Re:Usable by free flight simulators? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Then terrorists may be able to use it to their advantage to find weakspots in (for eg) Mount Rushmore. I imagine they will be able to find flaws in rushmore that could be exploited by high explosives.

      Where does that leave you if trerrorists become able to use your dick to their advantage. Were I you, (phew!), I'd think long and hard. (Oh, a pun -- oh, well.

    9. Re:Usable by free flight simulators? by BCoates · · Score: 1

      The Communists and Japanese were made up?

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    10. Re:Usable by free flight simulators? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      American Imperialism in Europe and the Pacific was certainly real.

    11. Re:Usable by free flight simulators? by BCoates · · Score: 1

      American Imperialism in Europe and the Pacific was certainly real.

      Something of an oversimplification, but whatever. Why would that mean the American public is being maniuplated? Most people around here I know seem to like having a reasonably secure and stable world to do their business in.

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  11. Except if these maps didn't exist. . . by kfg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    no one would know the replacements weren't *exact*, would they?

    How many millions do they intend to spend to replicate every ding and pidgeon dropping aquired over decades and not intended by the original artist in the first place?

    When you total your car, you can have it fixed or you can buy a new one, but attempting to *duplicate* the old one down to the placement of the least little old molocule not only pretty much defines "prohibitively expensive", but A: Isn't possible, and B: As an idea is just plain doofey.

    KFG

  12. I can see it already by Kylow · · Score: 2, Funny

    Step One of our diabolical terrorist plan: Destroy the National Parks Service Headquarters!

    1. Re:I can see it already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work with (NOT for) the NPS at the Presidio of SF,and from everything I have seen The National Park service is well on it's way to destroying itself .

  13. Waste of Money Period! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am sure we have more urgent needs...

  14. 15 seconds after they are done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    15 seconds after they are done, the currect administration will classify the records so they will never be seen again...

  15. Important by Jon+Peterson · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is very important. If our monuments are destroyed, we have to build them again exactly as they were before. That's because the key thing about monuments is not what they represent, but their particular physical specifications. By rebuilding exactly as before, we send a message to the terrorists that we keep very good records, and aren't afraid to use them.

    Contrast this to the way our enemies behave. When we bomb their command centers, rather than rebuilding them exactly as they were before, they rebuild them to be more bomb proof. This shows how little respect for their own history they have.

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    1. Re:Important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hahaha. excellent :)

      funny thing is i can imagine shrub saying this.

    2. Re:Important by Edgy+Loner · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Rather than destruction, think maintainence. After all the biggest threat to these structures is age. Documenting their condition now gives a benchmark to comapre against future conditions. That will make it possible to detect slow changes.

    3. Re:Important by dagg · · Score: 2

      I'd be willing to bet that the architect of a replacement would certainly think about improving the original work. This doesn't mean having to change the outward appearance necessarily, it just means using electricity instead of fire, for example.

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    4. Re:Important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pft. Why not just rebuild the statue of liberty as a massive statue of Tux? Nothing like a gigantic penguin to scare away would-be terrorists.

    5. Re:Important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not all things last forever y'know

    6. Re:Important by EvanED · · Score: 2

      Or, just rebuild it as it was built in the 1890s or whatever the decade was. (I beieve the centennial was 1996, so I think that's right.) The awesome thing is that it's copper. Copper tarnishes, which is why it has that green look. If it were rebuilt, it would return to it's original, copper shinyness.

    7. Re:Important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cant they get some of that tarnish remover, like they sell on tv at 3am and clean the statue? heh

    8. Re:Important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... it also means you're a 14 year old gaybo instead of a 23 year old woman, for example.

    9. Re:Important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah! And a sweet window kit! and watercooling!

      Then we can overclock it!

    10. Re:Important by 0x0d0a · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If our monuments are destroyed, we have to build them again exactly as they were before. That's because the key thing about monuments is not what they represent, but their particular physical specifications. By rebuilding exactly as before, we send a message to the terrorists that we keep very good records, and aren't afraid to use them.

      I assume that everyone realizes that this has little or nothing to do with terrorism. It's almost certainly simply that the Park Service wanted to produce maps of the damn things (to fix stuff later on, to let people build models with, etc), and couldn't get the funding. The way everyone has been getting funding for the past two years is claiming a terrorist tie-in, so the Park Service went for it.

    11. Re:Important by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Contrast this to the way our enemies behave. When we bomb their command centers, rather than rebuilding them exactly as they were before, they rebuild them to be more bomb proof. This shows how little respect for their own history they have.

      Well, perhaps we will put high-powered lasers in Mr. Lincoln's eyes. Looks can be deceiving, you know. Lincoln will give the terrorist one hell of a stare right before he meets the 71 smokin' virgins.

  16. We should scan Dubya by sakusha · · Score: 4, Funny

    and replace him with a robot replica.

    1. Re:We should scan Dubya by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      and replace him with a robot replica.

      And the difference would be...?

    2. Re:We should scan Dubya by Ig0r · · Score: 1

      Laser eyes.
      Also super-strength.

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    3. Re:We should scan Dubya by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 1

      Robots are logic, Georgy boy isn't.
      Of course, we would probably be better of with the robot.

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    4. Re:We should scan Dubya by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's OK -- when you don't have anything truly insightful to say, you should always just make fun of Dubya, that always works.

    5. Re:We should scan Dubya by Have+Blue · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Too late.

    6. Re:We should scan Dubya by shnarez · · Score: 1
      and replace him with a robot replica.
      ...or just a small shell script.
    7. Re:We should scan Dubya by theCoder · · Score: 1

      Like Al Gore?

      :P

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    8. Re:We should scan Dubya by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re:We should scan Dubya (Score:3, Informative)

      The Irony!

    9. Re:We should scan Dubya by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The robotic al gore missed out.

  17. send her back to France by ademko · · Score: 3, Funny

    If anything happens to the Statue of Liberty, why not just send her back to France and get them to do warranty repair. I'm sure the French wouldn't mind, especially if you've purchased the extended warranty :)

    1. Re:send her back to France by dr_dank · · Score: 4, Funny

      If anything happens to the Statue of Liberty, why not just send her back to France and get them to do warranty repair.

      No way! We'll get the Statue of Liberty back with both arms up!

      *ducks*

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    2. Re:send her back to France by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      No way! We'll get the Statue of Liberty back with both arms up!

      And find she doesn't shave her armpits!

  18. -1 NOT funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    filter

  19. IMHO... by neildogg · · Score: 2

    I think what makes most of the US landmarks great is that they're originals. Anyone that's studied the history of Mount Rushmore knows that one of the great things about it is that it was so hard to make. To reproduce something like that nowadays rids us of the pre-destruction history. I like what they're planning on doing at ground zero, instead of recreating the two towers, they are planning on doing... something else... I don't like "undoing" bad things that happen, I think bad things are important to everyone and should be left as such. Hmm, so maybe they can make 3d models in the future for us to remember it. Life is life, bad stuff happens, people die. I don't know why America wants to prevent ANYTHING bad from happening. Errr, anything bad happening to them.

    1. Re:IMHO... by zenyu · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Anyone that's studied the history of Mount Rushmore knows that one of the great things about it is that it was so hard to make.

      You do know it was built as a turist trap for auto travelers and as a "Fuck You!" to the natives to whom the mountain was a major monument before it was, ummm, defaced?

      I would think it hilarious if some vandal managed to carve Osama into the mountain, it shouldn't be destoyed if they manage it, just like the presidents shouldn't be taken off just because of the sad history of the place. Erasing the evidence of history doesn't make it go away.

  20. We're not rebuilding the World Trade Center... by dpbsmith · · Score: 2

    --at least, not in the sense of building it the same way, even approximately the same way, as it was before.

    Why does anyone think that we would try to rebuild exact copies of any other monument?

    Surely the emotional resonance of these monuments comes from the knowledge that they ARE original to the time in which they were built. How could a replica arouse any more genuine feeling than those in Las Vegas or Japan?

    1. Re:We're not rebuilding the World Trade Center... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > We're not rebuilding the World Trade Center...Why does anyone think that we would try to rebuild exact copies of any other monument?

      Because the WTC was never a monument in the first place; it only became one after 9/11. It was an impressive collection of commercial office space. All the other places have always been monuments, and their form is an important part of their being, well, monumental.

      Surely you can see the difference between a Las Vegas replica, not to the same scale, and a restoration built on the original site after a disaster?..

    2. Re:We're not rebuilding the World Trade Center... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look what they did to our (dutch) monuments:

      http://www.huistenbosch.co.jp/foreign/english/in de x.html

      turned it in to a themepark...

  21. Michael Jackson .. by Macka · · Score: 5, Funny

    ..had the same thing done for his face last month; just in case he accidentally stepped out into a strong wind!

    Macka

    1. Re:Michael Jackson .. by smithmc · · Score: 1

      Actually, I thought it was the frequent laser scanning that was slowly eating his face away...

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  22. The real Target by Malicious · · Score: 4, Funny

    [devil's advocate]
    Shouldn't the US Gov concentrate harder on getting the DNA sequences of every American citizen, so that they can clone anyone killed in the terrorist attacks, wrather than focus on the materialistic parts of the country?
    What's more important?
    [/devil's advocate]

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    1. Re:The real Target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ha ha, you are so funny.

    2. Re:The real Target by Lord_Breetai · · Score: 1

      [devil's advocate]
      Shouldn't the US Gov concentrate harder on getting the DNA sequences of every American citizen, so that they can clone anyone killed in the terrorist attacks, wrather than focus on the materialistic parts of the country?
      What's more important?
      [/devil's advocate]



      Why bother, when we can wish them back with the Dragon Balls?



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    3. Re:The real Target by Natchswing · · Score: 1

      You're Batman, eh?

    4. Re:The real Target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i thought it was kinna funny. dragonballs comment was better though. no mod points today, unfortunately

      (hmm... my spelling and grammar get absolutely atrocious when i post AC)

    5. Re:The real Target by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People who think they're clever, by responding to .sig's should be shot. Survivors, shot again.

    6. Re:The real Target by Renraku · · Score: 1

      This comment rules. Normally I'm not for trolling, but I think this was a pretty intelligent troll. At least it gets back to the grass roots of caring about the people instead of caring about landmarks.

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  23. I have a better idea by Stanley+Feinbaum · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    How about the USA changing its destructive foreign policy so we don't have terrorists trying to kill us and destroy monuments.

    Like that would ever happen though...

    And no. I didn't vote for Bush.

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    1. Re:I have a better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, because it's America's "destructive foreign policy" that causes terrorism. NOT a totally immoral, savage worldview (i.e. fundamentalist Islam) that helps breed it and make it a reality. That's like saying McDonald's causes obesity, and not the fat motherfuckers who decide to eat Big Mac's for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Personal responsibility for everyone -- including terrorism.

      Come on. Terrorists choose to be terrorists -- there is a clear line between those who are unhappy with American policy, and those who decide to kill innocent people in protest of it.

    2. Re:I have a better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      true.. but the US government is the biggest proponent of state-sponsored terrorism on the planet. It is the only country condemned by the World Court for international terrorism; a UN resolution was even drafted up when it failed to heed the World Court, calling on all members to respect international law.

    3. Re:I have a better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BUT! BUT! BUT! you cry. It doesn't matter. Even if the USA is the "biggest proponent of state-sponsored terrorism" (which is debatable) it still doesn't give other terrorists a moral excuse to commit their disgusting acts. NOTHING "causes" terrorism except for immorality and savagery. Can we agree on that? I can't make you blow up a building... you have to decide to do that. And if you do, you've made the wrong decision.

    4. Re:I have a better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      NO, NO, NO...you've missed the point here entirely. You must blame America first, for all things, because that's what's popular today. After all, it's not like the damned Americans have ever done anything right at all. You act like they cured polio, or invented the transistor, or created the Internet itself. Those things were done by...well, I'm can't think of it right now, but it can't be Americans becuase they're bad people who do everything wrong.

      Americans oppress people hideously! And for a good example of a free people, Americans should look at Cuba, the bastion of freedom. Look how happy and peaceful the people are in socialism! And they oppress women. Why can't the U.S. be more like the Taliban? They obviously had this whole womens rights thing worked out...after all, none of the women ever complained about not being able to stay home with their seventeen children! That's nirvana, I tell you!

      Of course, they won't listen...none of the damned Americans ever listen. They're too busy producing more technology, more medicines, more wealth through foreign investment, and more durable goods for the rest of the world. They're too busy educating the rest of the world in U.S. universities. They're too busy providing financial aid to just about every country on the face of the planet. See how self-centered Americans are!

      Yessiree...the world would certainly be a much better place without these damned Americans, who do nothing right and everything wrong. Somebody should just up and kill all of them with anthrax, and if they can't do that then they should find a few thousand of them in a building somewhere and crash a fully loaded jetliner into it. After all, it's what they deserve for not subscribing to a religious worldview where women are treated as property, Jews are pushed into the sea and exterminated, and all those who don't follow Islam are beheaded.

      Yes, let's all blame America for all of our ills. That's much easier than blaming ourselves, since everyone but Americans are nice people who would never hurt a flea...as long as it wasn't an American flea, that is.

      The preceeding program was brought to you by my intense sense of sarcasm and my desire to show that, although we Americans have faults, we have done much good in this world and it damn well deserves to be stated as such.

    5. Re:I have a better idea by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1
      I find it funny that you posted this as an AC.

      You're right. Terrorists chose to be terrorists, right. It's the situations that drive them to these despicable (though I hate to use that word. Americans kill far more of each other each year than 9/11 did) acts that are under question here. You, evidently, are giving too much credit to the idea of 'free will'. Humans do have free will, to a point. Environment and history play a HUGE part in the decision making abilities of people.

      Think about it, you live in a country with the death penalty (forget the debate on that one, It doesn't matter at this point). Now, the death penalty is either about 1) revenge 2) removing a menace 3) retribution to the victims. Terrorism by a country that keeps getting bombed is like the death penalty on a mass scale. Non-State terrorists are getting 1) revenge against the country that wronged them. 2) removing a menace (if they do it enough) and 3) retribution to the victims of state terrorism.

      I'd wager to bet that the terrorists were *directly* affected by american foreign policy in such a way that they felt that they were personally wronged. Perhaps a family member died in a US/UK blitzkreig, or their mosque was destroyed, etc. Most Americans didn't lose a family member, or someone they knew in a terrorist attack, yet they'd still be willing to kill innocent middle-easterners (and a huge majority of those living in the middle east are innocent bystanders. They may even support the terrorists, but are doing nothing themselves, not unlike american "ra! ra! war! down with saddam!" types)

      Now, if America really wanted to be intelligent about stopping terrorism, performing it against Iraq (or wherever... what is it with iraq anyways? there are tons of dictators in the world, most of them not benevolant, but yet US presidents like to focus on iraq.) would not be the way to do it, it's just a way to invite retribution (weather called for or not)

    6. Re:I have a better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not a good flow. I give it a C-, but I'm at work so it was sporatically added to.

      Also, bye-bye karma.

    7. Re:I have a better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think we should bomb the middle easterners. i think we should NUKE them and rid the fucking world of them. we should be able to wipe them all out with maybe a couple dozen of our ICBMs. fuck all them all. what have they done for the world in the last 100 years but mass produce terrorists, insane governments and such forward looking societies as Afghanishtan, Pakistan, and Saudi Arabia.

    8. Re:I have a better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what has ameriKKKa produced it the last 100 years but weapons, facists the likes of joe mccarthy and pastor fred phelps, and insane copyright/patent law (how's that workin' out for ya?)

      If you are so quick to dismiss human life as that, perhaps you should've been on the top floor of one of the WTC towers on sept. 11.

    9. Re:I have a better idea by RockyJSquirel · · Score: 2

      How about the USA changing its destructive foreign policy so we don't have terrorists trying to kill us and destroy monuments.

      Like that would ever happen though...

      And no. I didn't vote for Bush.

      Stanley Feinbaum, professional journalist. I have no tolerance for bad journalism!


      Since I already responded to this idea, in the wrong part of the thread (sigh), here's a link to my answer:

      Link
      Of course, basing your conclusions on false premises is bad journalism.

      Rocky J. Squirrel

    10. Re:I have a better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wasn't condoning any terrorist actions; on the contrary, I think ALL terrorist violence is sickening, and that includes that perpetrated by the US.

    11. Re:I have a better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is YOU who is missing the point. I'm not blaming anyone, nor am I anti-US; just anti-hypocrisy. The US government has been sponsoring terrorist attrocities for years, yet no-one questions it. As soon as it is directed the other way.. well, those dang terrorists! ANY terrorist act is abhorrent, including those that are US-sponsored.

    12. Re:I have a better idea by radish · · Score: 2

      Wow.

      I honestly never thought I'd see an american write that. Kudos.

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    13. Re:I have a better idea by radish · · Score: 2

      Yeah, because it's America's "destructive foreign policy" that causes terrorism.

      Sigh. If people don't hate you, they don't try so damn hard to kill you. And people don't hate you that much for no reason. They feel you have wronged them so much that they have no choice but to fight back. I'm not saying they're right, but to simply ignore the problem is not going to make it go away. Likewise, doubling your efforts in pissing off the rest of the world is unlikely to help much.

      I mean, if you lived next door to a guy with a flashy car, and every couple of weeks you took a key to the paintwork right under his nose, how surprised would you be if one day you came home to find someone had smashed all your windows? He was wrong to take the law into his own hands, he was wrong to extract revenge against you. But would anyone really blame him? Would you actually believe yourself to be totally blame free?

      Remember the old saying - One man's Terriorist is another man's Freedom Fighter.

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    14. Re:I have a better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd stand by in rapt fascination while you listed some of the "terrorist attrocities" you are citing. Please, enlighten one who is so obviously less educated than your all-knowing self.

      Translation: if you're going to make grand, sweeping statements like the above, back them up if you expect to be taken seriously.

    15. Re:I have a better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The involvement of US governenment agencies in international terrorism is widely known and documented.

      An example: a truck bomb planted outside a mosque in Beirut in 1985 timed to kill a maximum number of civilians:80 dead and 250 casualties. (reported in the Washington Post 3 years later). Was Oklahoma a terrorist attack? Sure, so why not this?

      Another: the destruction of the Al-Shifa pharmaceutical plant in Sudan. What would the reaction be if such an attack occured on US soil, wiping out half the pharmaceutical supplies? Sudan sought a UN inquiry into the bombing - blocked by the US. According to Germany's ambassador to Sudan, the estimated death toll as a result is in the tens of thousands.

      Operation Condor? Where CIA officials facilitated the planting of a car bomb by Chilean agents in Washington DC in order to target a leading dissident.

      The supply of arm to Turkey to be used in the assaults on the Kurdish population; the support for Indonesian aggression against East Timor, wiping out 1/3 of the population.

      The US bombing of Lebanon is another example.
      Does Nicaragua ring any bells? The US assault prompted World Court condemnation for international terrorism; the US subsequently vetoed a UN resolution calling on all members to respect international law. The US then stepped up its assault in defiance, specifically seeking out 'soft targets' - undefended civilian targets.

      Is it all that surprising that the US is considered a terrorist state by much of the world? I see no difference between the above actions and those carried out by 'rogue states' such as Syria and Iraq. Moreover the US considered Iraq an ally during the time of the atrocities against the Kurdish population. The tide has turned only because of the events in Kuwait, where US interests were threatened.

    16. Re:I have a better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sorry, that should read Libya, not Lebanon (US bombing).. by bad.

    17. Re:I have a better idea by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 1

      WHY YOU INSENSITIVE FUCK. America gives people reason to hate it. For example, America is rich. People hate that. America has a representative democracy. People hate that, too. America has premarital sex. Everybody hates that. America is a powerful nation. People hate that shit, man! People want nations that do things for everyone else, not those who act in their own damn best interest all the fucking time! Like France. Every time something bad happens, France moves their entire country to the disaster site and rebuilds it all in nine seconds with this masssive WHOOOSH sound. Canada does that, too. Selfless Canada. WHOOOOOSH! That was the sound of Japan flying overhead because they heard that there was going to be a Pepsi-syrup spill in Argentina. And lets not forget all the economic aid to developing nations that Switzerland gives out! BILLIONS of dollars of aid to Mexico just for being poor! And African countries like Zaire! Why, when the United States was attacked by terrorists, Zaire sent every bulldozer and front-end loader to New York just to help clean up! REALLY, THEY DID!
      what?
      You mean they don't?
      oh, uh, *click*

    18. Re:I have a better idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An example: a truck bomb planted outside a mosque in Beirut in 1985 timed to kill a maximum number of civilians:80 dead and 250 casualties. (reported in the Washington Post 3 years later). Was Oklahoma a terrorist attack? Sure, so why not this?

      I asked for proof, you give me unabashed speculation and your opinion. If this is the best you can do, you're hopeless. Your comparisons to Oklahoma are absolutely stunningly stupid. Timothy McVeigh was a disturbed anti-government domestic terrorist, not some agent of the U.S. government. If you have some evidence to the contrary, again, I'd like to see it...and so would the New York Times, the Post, and a hundred other papers. Your Pulitzer is on the way.

      Another: the destruction of the Al-Shifa pharmaceutical plant in Sudan. What would the reaction be if such an attack occured on US soil, wiping out half the pharmaceutical supplies? Sudan sought a UN inquiry into the bombing - blocked by the US. According to Germany's ambassador to Sudan, the estimated death toll as a result is in the tens of thousands.

      The attack you speak of was orchestrated by the Clinton administration, one of the most vile and corrupt presidential administrations this country has seen since Nixon. The attack was based upon incomplete intelligence and seemed rushed. It was rushed, and for a very "good" reason -- Clinton needed to deflect attention from his Oval Office dalliances and pending impeachment. I didn't support the attack then, and I don't now, but it's far from a "terrorist" attack. Clinton needed some political points, and he got them at the expense of these Sudanese people. The U.N. veto was likely the result of the Clinton-appointed U.N. ambassador doing exactly what he was told to do...by the Clinton administration. Do not color all of America with the same brush you use to describe Clinton's actions.

      Operation Condor? Where CIA officials facilitated the planting of a car bomb by Chilean agents in Washington DC in order to target a leading dissident.

      Facilitated? How? I googled for this incident and found concrete evidence that the CIA "knew" what was going on and did nothing to stop it. That could be construed as collusion, but it's a far cry from actually planting the bomb. All other information I was able to find (since you provided no sources -- a vital part of "proof", in case you didn't know) speculated that the CIA was more deeply involved, but it is nothing more than speculation at this point without additional evidence.

      The supply of arm to Turkey to be used in the assaults on the Kurdish population; the support for Indonesian aggression against East Timor, wiping out 1/3 of the population.

      The U.S. was not the only supplier of weapons by far, so it's specious and misleading to blame the U.S. for all the carnage in that nation. And let's not forget that these people chose to have a war, and us not selling them weapons would not have changed that fact. Again, you seek to blame the U.S. for other people's actions.

      The US bombing of Lebanon is another example.
      Does Nicaragua ring any bells? The US assault prompted World Court condemnation for international terrorism; the US subsequently vetoed a UN resolution calling on all members to respect international law. The US then stepped up its assault in defiance, specifically seeking out 'soft targets' - undefended civilian targets.


      The World Court is widely used as a political bashing arm for nations that have an axe to grind against the U.S. Their opinion carries little weight and even less relevance. And again, you state things like "soft targets" without any damned evidence, links, proof, or anything. I'm about done looking up sources for you. Do some of the work yourself for a change and then I'll spend time refuting it. Until then, your comments are just that: comments. Your opinion. No facts. No proof. You have failed miserably to make a cogent argument, and have revealed yourself to be very anti-U.S. despite earlier claims.

      Is it all that surprising that the US is considered a terrorist state by much of the world? I see no difference between the above actions and those carried out by 'rogue states' such as Syria and Iraq. Moreover the US considered Iraq an ally during the time of the atrocities against the Kurdish population. The tide has turned only because of the events in Kuwait, where US interests were threatened.

      I'm not surprised that you see no difference, given that you have obviously swallowed the anti-U.S. vitriol hook line and sinker without bothering to actually check on anything yourself. I say that because, again, you have not bother to provide any proof or sources with your argument. I am therefore forced to assume that you have no proof, and that you're an idiot. When you learn how to debate properly, logically, and objectively, then perhaps you will be better equipped to argue your point, but until then you're just spouting crap.

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  25. Ghostbusters by stephenisu · · Score: 2

    Now, if only we had this before protoplasmic slime, a few wacky guys with a nintendo controller and bad music caused all those unsighlty stretchmarks on the statue of liberty..

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    Sigs? We don't need no stinking sigs!
  26. Never heard of this by neildogg · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    '"Sept. 11 heightened fears that we could lose this thing -- along with other high-profile American icons -- to cultural terrorism," said Glenn Hill, an architecture professor at Texas Tech who heads the scanning team.'

    What's cultural terrorism?

    The real God is only Allah, and all other false gods should be removed." This statement from the one-eyed cleric Mullah Omar sent a chill through the international community following an edict issued by Afghanistan's fundamentalist Taliban regime announcing that all pre-Islamic statues in the country were to be destroyed. That edict, and the resulting destruction, has been universally condemned as "cultural terrorism."

    If stuff like this is cultural terrorism, wouldn't it mean that America was founded on terrorism? (relating to native Americans)

    1. Re:Never heard of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, ha ha. So I guess we should all pay for something a bunch of dead dudes (the early Americans) did 100 years ago. I didn't have anything to do with that shit, so I refuse to apologize for it.

    2. Re:Never heard of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > If stuff like this is cultural terrorism, wouldn't it mean that America was founded on terrorism? (relating to native Americans)

      Yep, not to mention a near genocide (unsuccessful not for a lack of trying).

    3. Re:Never heard of this by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      If stuff like this is cultural terrorism, wouldn't it mean that America was founded on terrorism? (relating to native Americans)"

      If one looks at the history of inter-tribal relations in the pre-European and post-European periods in North and Central America, you would see that by in large, Indian tribes were as bad to each other as the Europeans were.

      I mean, at one point the Aztecs had a little party where they had 86,000 human sacrifices in 3 days, killing more people per minute than the Nazis ever did on a good day.

      I'm a registered 1/4 PBP who lived 21 years on the Cheyenne River Reservation.

    4. Re:Never heard of this by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 2

      I mean, at one point the Aztecs had a little party where they had 86,000 human sacrifices in 3 days, killing more people per minute than the Nazis ever did on a good day.

      86000/3 = 29000 daily, eh?

      The European Axis did 10,000 daily, so that one (alledged*) mega-death incident is less than their average week. With an uneven rate of killing, it's very likely that Nazis occasionally did triple their average on a "good day".

      In WWII, the US twice accomplished 40,000+ killings in a single day. (With a peak rate of 11,000 per second)

      Between the Aztec losing control in 1519 and 1530 the population of Mexico went from 30 million to 6 million, so in that time there was a sustained death rate of 6,000 daily. Smallpox humbles the fiercest works of man.

      * I've never read of Aztecs killing more than 20,000 in a year, and even that sounds exaggerated.

  27. plastic surgery + mount rushmore! by Superfarstucker · · Score: 1

    i have a vision.. michael jackson's plastic surgeons and the rebuilding of mount rushmore... nuff said!

  28. it's funny... by mansoft · · Score: 2, Insightful

    From the title, I imagined that having accurate 3D models of monuments could serve educational purposes... But it was just to reconstruct them in case of terrorist attacks! I mean, really, is anyone else sick of terrorism being the number 1 excuse for everything?

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    Engage!

    1. Re:it's funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is anyone else sick of terrorism being the number 1 excuse for everything?

      A whole lot of people, but use what you can to get good ideas past brain dead voters. Think about it a minute.

      "Terrorists may attack Monuments"
      Actually they might, but most would more likely attack centers of population. They want to kill to cause terror. Attacking monuments simply pisses people off. However many many monuments and other items of historical significance are under attack right now by natural degridation. If not maintained and checked properly they will be ruined. People don't see it. They say "I don't want my tax dollars going to do something so expensive. It won't happen in MY lifetime." When the fact is that it probably won't but it's still nice to preserve such things for later. Pushing the terrorist button gets it past the sound byte stage that most people listen on. I even seem to remember someone trying to get something like this done a few years ago, in order to stop the ravages of time, and getting ignored.

      "We need to protect ourselves from ICBM attack by terrorists" Come on. Even Bush can't believe this one, but it does get things past some influential individuals. Has it occured to anyone that something to deflect or destroy incomming asteroids would look a awful lot like an ICMB shield? To most people, Asteroids are science fiction, nuclear missles are a fact. They just don't buy the idea that destruction by asteroid is more likely than destruction by nuclear war. Since nuclear war is more real, you tell them you're protecting them from nuclear weapons in order to get the funding to protect from asteroids. If no asteroid comes, nothing happesn, if an asteroid comes, supprise, this ICBM shield will also work for astroids. Bush may have miscalculated the stupidity level of the common public, but not by much.

      Terrorism is a very convienent emotional button to push to get things done that really should be done, but aren't getting done because people just don't believe that there's a need to do it.

      One could give the argument about democracy being the way to go, but historically democracy was only able to work when people cared to be informed and actually decide when they had all of the facts. These days we get a 4000 page bill condensed into a single sentence for the news, and that's what people make their decision on, and a completely emotional one at that. The CDA is a good example. Nobody bothered to actually read it. They simply heard 'children', 'cyber', 'pornography', and 'protect' in the same sentence, and insisted that it be passed. A number of representatives later supposedly said candidly that they didn't want to vote for it, but not doing so would be political suicide. They voted for it having confidence that the supreme court would fix it.

      If the American people were aware of the actual issues, and not lulled into complete stupidity by the mass media, I could go for the Democracy argument, but as much as I don't like a lot of the stuff going on, I can't really say that I would behave differently if I thought something were important enough, and I could get the strings loosened by pusihing the terrorism button.

  29. Corporate Sponsorship by Billy+the+Mountain · · Score: 1

    I think if any of these landmarks get destroyed, they should be rebuilt with corporate money. Then, the corporation can add it's own name, just like they're doing with paying money to rename civic sports venues. How about the "Tyco Statue of Liberty" or the "Global Crossing U.S. Capitol Rotunda"?

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    1. Re:Corporate Sponsorship by BrainInAJar · · Score: 2, Funny

      Mount McRushmore.

      4 Dead presidents and a set of golden arches.

  30. Even though the researchers... by xaxat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    May not admit it, this project probably has a far more mundane purpose than the stated one of restoration in the event of terrorist attack. I think documentation and preservation are probably their goals. They want this information to record and document the process of oxidation on Lady Liberty, or how long Washington's nose is on Rushmore. However with the current climate it is far easier to get funding if there is a terrorism angle as opposed to boring old historical preservation. (When was the last time you read an article on monument preservation?)

  31. Terroism = more funding for this project by release7 · · Score: 5, Informative
    I read about this project in the NYT a while back even before the WTC attack. So this project was under way before 9/11/01. As evidenced by this link, they are using the terrorist attacks to seek more funding for the project. For those without Acrobat Reader, the article says, 'The event [9/11] has raised the significance of the project. "There was dedication before but now the sense is there will be more funding."'

    So the project wasn't started as a direct result of the attacks as this headline would lead you to believe.

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  32. Got to watch out for those terrorists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're plotting to blow up Jefferson's nose with a briefcase nuke as we speak.

  33. Lego, are you listening? by Kaz+Riprock · · Score: 3, Funny


    I'd imagine that if we were to give these plans to Lego, we'd have some really kickass home versions of all of the monuments. Or how about the 3D puzzle people? Or a craft store? There's consumeristic profit to be reaped from these laser scans...I wonder if the park system will see it.

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    Mordor...a magical, mythical land where women are more rare than dragons--but where every man would rather find a dragon
    1. Re:Lego, are you listening? by tsangc · · Score: 2
      I'd imagine that if we were to give these plans to Lego, we'd have some really kickass home versions of all of the monuments.


      You don't even have to ask:


      http://guide.lugnet.com/set/3450


      calum

  34. Same Construction Methodology? by Josuah · · Score: 1

    Will they also be able to reconstruct these memorials with the original materials and methods? Seems to me a green plastic Statue of Liberty wouldn't mean as much as a copper one done the same way as the original. (Of course, natural deterioration is different too.)

    Anyone else see Armitage III? There's a comment about how they're building Statues of Liberties everywhere.

  35. Great export idea by martindp · · Score: 1

    USA should export this idea to the rest of the world.
    I imagine the Iraq government would be very interested. I'm asuming that they have children too.

    1. Re:Great export idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of a joke....
      What do Nagasaki, Hiroshima and Baghdad have in common ?

      Nothing...
      Yet.


  36. Money better spend elsewhere by Simon+Lyngshede · · Score: 1

    Im not saying that it's a bad idea, you could use it to show future generations how something looked, but in general the money could be spent better.

    I suggest a very large bomb, maybe two. Or larger paycheck to soldiers, police, fire department and people like that.

    1. Re:Money better spend elsewhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I suggest a very large bomb, maybe two.

      Moderated -1, Redundant. We already have very large bombs (daisy cutters, fuel/air bombs) and thermonukes. What other kind(s) did you mean?..

      > Or larger paycheck to soldiers, police, fire department and people like that.

      Strongly agreed.

  37. It's about the SYMBOLISM by Trillian_1138 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I agree, to some extent, that the idea of replacing the Statue of Liberty, Mt Rushmore, the Capitol Building, or any other well-known national monument as exactly as possible is slightly silly. The comment made about replacing a car after a crash, and not wanting to replicate all of the origonal dings and scratches is somewhat reasonable.

    But I think you're missing the point about the symbolism and memories contained in these monuments. If my car was totaled, I would be sad not only because I would have lost simply a means of transportation, but I would have lost a location where memories were made. Driving on the highway while friends taunted the 18 year-old engine ("Wow! It hit 55! You think it can get to sixty?"), packing 7 people into a 2-door hatchback, etc. I'd miss all that had happened in the car, as well as the car itself.

    Likewise, losing the Statue of Liberty to terrorists, a giant space-crane, Godzilla, or whatever won't simply mean there's new real-estate open on Liberty Island. It'll mean a national monument that watched over hundreds of thousands of immigrants, saw the USA through two World Wars, a presidential assasination, putting people on the moon, the Cold War, Vietnam, etc, etc, etc, will be gone.

    I use the Statue of Liberty as an example because I think it's America's 'best' and 'most important' monument. I don't particularly care for Mt. Rushmore (I think it's vaguely creepy), and the Capitol Building doesn't impress me much. The Statue of Liberty represents ideals that America hasn't always been great holding true to, I admit. I'll be the first to criticize the current administration and have no problem pointing out ways we've screwed up in the past. We've fucked up a lot, both internaly and with the rest of the world, and I'm sure we'll continue doing it. But I think the Statue of Liberty, or the Lincoln Memorial, or the Jefferson, or the Washington represent what is, has, and (I _really_ hope) will continue to be great about the USA.

    So. I don't think mapping these monuments down to a quarter inch is 'silly' or 'stupid' or a 'waste of time.' Having recently visited New York and seen Lady Liberty up close, and still strongly remembering my 8th grade clase trip to Washington D.C., I would be heartbroken if any of a number of our national monuments fell. I can't honestly say I would support rebuilding the Statue of Liberty exactly as she stood. It would be kind of weird, I recognize that.

    But I definatly think we should have the option. At the very least, it will allow for faithful 3D models to be replicated. Maybe someday my kids will be able to walk through a 3D model of New York City _exactly_ the way it stood on September 10th, 2001.

    So maybe these 3D models will be completely useless, either because the monuments will not be attacked or because people won't want to rebuild them exactly the same.

    But I think it would be a horrible shame not to have the option.

    -Trillian

    1. Re:It's about the SYMBOLISM by deop · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Isn't it important to get beyond icons? What good are these symbols of freedom and liberty, if the land for which they stand no longer holds firm to those ideals in the face of some threat from abroad? How can Lady Liberty mean anything in this country today, where immigrants are rounded up and shipped off for the slightest violation of the conditions of their stay?

      Map the monuments, but understand that without truth and ideals behind them, they are only rusting metal and eroding stone.

    2. Re:It's about the SYMBOLISM by zandermander · · Score: 1
      "Driving on the highway while friends taunted the 18 year-old engine ("Wow! It hit 55! You think it can get to sixty?"), packing 7 people into a 2-door hatchback, etc. I'd miss all that had happened in the car, as well as the car itself.
      What were you driving? A Gremlin?

      ;-)
    3. Re:It's about the SYMBOLISM by Trillian_1138 · · Score: 1

      deop wrote: "Isn't it important to get beyond icons? What good are these symbols of freedom and liberty, if the land for which they stand no longer holds firm to those ideals in the face of some threat from abroad? How can Lady Liberty mean anything in this country today, where immigrants are rounded up and shipped off for the slightest violation of the conditions of their stay?

      Map the monuments, but understand that without truth and ideals behind them, they are only rusting metal and eroding stone."

      I don't totaly disagree. I think some of our current foriegn and domestic policies are abysmal and tragic, and I honestly fear for what the future of the USA could look like. But I think the Statue of Liberty (just look at the _name_, I mean come on...) or the Lincoln Memorial (or etc. etc. etc.) are still important.

      While their truth and ideals may not currently hold as strongly in this country as many of us would like, I don't think they _can_ be errased entirely. Regardless of the actions of whoever is in the White House, Dr. King, Jr stood on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial and communicated to the world how there were still people would not stand for inequality. Even if we bomb another country without merit (or UN approval...) the monument is still to someone who kept the nation united, for better or for worse, and struck down slavery, one of the most disgusting human practices.

      Lady Liberty might cry at the denial of civil rights to immigrants or illegal detainees, held with secret evidence and no legal council, but she has seen worse. She watched across the Atlantic while Hitler slaughtered millions, and back to America while the National Guard gunned down our own students for protesting our own war. But she has also seen America at its best.

      We're going through a rough time, yes. I looks like, with the possible invasion of Iraq and trouble with North Korea, that things will get worse. But our current actions can NOT erase what has gone before.

      Lincoln curtailed civil liberties of reporters in the North who felt the South should be let go, and many (all?) of the Founding Fathers kept slaves. America does not have a 'pretty' history, full of love and peace. But America's monuments are built to remind us of when we were at our best.

      We DO need to learn from past mistakes, and try to prevent and undo mistakes we're making right now. But to say the Statue of Liberty or Lincoln Memorial are without meaning is bullshit, regardless of what America's actions are. We could slaughter Iraqi women and children wholesale and have a party about it, and the Lincoln Memorial will still and always stand for a time when people would have stood up and protested. As long as we remember what is true and good, the truth and ideals behind our monuments will remain.

      Lady Liberty stands for Liberty, and when she cries for our poor choices she continues to stand tall in remembrence of better times, and hope that they will return.

      -Trillian

  38. fix the statue! by reconn · · Score: 1
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    Everything that was once directly lived has receded into a representation. -debord
    1. Re:fix the statue! by Wingnut64 · · Score: 1

      What I find really scary is that Deus Ex is feeling less and less like a game, and more like my life in 30 years.

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  39. Seriously... by Sayten241 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who leaves a job like this up to college kids. I can just see a post-apocolyptic era in which the statue of liberty is a girl in a bikini waving a sign that says "Texas A&M blows" on it.

  40. here's an idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...how about implementing foreign policy that doesn't piss off the citizens of other countries so much that they fly big planes into those landmarks to begin with. Nothing like threatening a foreign government with bombing if they don't let you run an oil pipeline through their country to make for friendly neighbors.

    Nah, better to have lots of make-work and keep that top 1% fat and happy.

    Christ.

  41. Not The Panacea by limekiller4 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    From the article:
    "The world-famous lady has posed for millions of photos, but since her creator left no blueprints and only minimal design sketches, replacing her in the event of a catastrophic loss would have been all but impossible.

    Nonsense. The difficulty would be the engineering, but quite far from "all but impossible." What laser mapping the surface does is give us an accurate measure of the skin (both inside and out). Laser mapping doesn't tell us jack about the underlying structure which is where the vast, vast majority of the work would be. And the skin can be replicated from the extremely high resolution pictures we already have.

    In other words this makes a difficult task a bit easier. This does not bridge some do-or-die gap where if we didn't have it we couldn't accomplish the task.

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    My .02,
    Limekiller
    1. Re:Not The Panacea by Meowing · · Score: 2

      Rebuilding the "skeleton" part of Liberty was already figured out for the rehab about 15 years ago. Where the laser mapping gets interesting is for the problem of refabricating any damaged plates. If that part isn't done exactly, preserving defects and all, it's going to show.

  42. Funny Story by rmsousa · · Score: 1

    Here in my hometown there was once a metallurgic strike. The siderurgic here is the biggest in the country, so the government sent the army to stop the strike. The army, being as subtle as in every other country, killed three people in the process. The sindicate made a monument in the middle of a big square, for the three men killed by the military. The military didn't like the monument. It happens that the thing exploded, and although there _were_ found remains of a kind of bomb, the military kept giving some lame excuse about a plane breaking the sound barrier causing the explosion. Well, it was a monument about the army killing innocents, then the people thought that the destroyed monument represented the military truculence a lot more than the old one, so they left it destroyed. Until recently when it was restored (but the results of the explosion are still visible, they left some parts of the monument a bit twisted...)

    1. Re:Funny Story by rmsousa · · Score: 1
      I love the way HTML does not recognize two linefeeds as a paragraph...

      Well... Just use the fucking preview button, I already know that.

    2. Re:Funny Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thats fuckin hillarious

      but not the dead people part
      fuck the army and fuck the police and fuck the usa

  43. Hmm... by iamdrscience · · Score: 2

    I want to know what they would do with the statue of liberty because it's made of copper so any repairs made to it would be bright shiny copper with the rest of it being the green corroded copper. I suppose they'd more likely knock the whole statue down and rebuild it. I think if there were large salvagable pieces of the feet, torch or face that they should be preserved some way as a monument instead of rebuilding it though.

  44. here comes hollywood by f00zbll · · Score: 1

    Anyone think these models will be used by hollywood to make perfect replicas for movies? I could be synical, but part of me says if it's in the library of congress and available, why not use it in a movie.

  45. I just hope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that folks who can really use this data can get ahold of it. Like id software. A Quake level that takes place inside the statue of liberty would be way cool. Or TuxRacer down Mount Rushmore.

    (Personally, I'm a Descent fan. I can't wait to fly my Pyro GX through the capitol building. I bet I can get scanned images of my congressmen on the web, and make fairly accurate robots out of them. Uh-oh, here comes the FB

  46. Finally ??? is solved! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Create a plan, any business idea is ok.
    2. ??? = Update plan to include "terrorism" everywhere.
    3. PROFIT!!!

  47. Great. Now we have disposable landamarks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like our culture. Is this what the artists intended when they created these works?

    1. Re:Great. Now we have disposable landamarks. by BCoates · · Score: 3, Funny

      Just like our culture. Is this what the artists intended when they created these works?

      It is a statue of Liberty, not a statue of Respect for History.

      (imagines a giant copper statue of an elderly librarian with coke-bottle glasses, sitting behind a desk with a 'sssh!' gesture)

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      Benjamin Coates

    2. Re:Great. Now we have disposable landamarks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ssh has gestures now? ;)

  48. Legal problems? by radon28 · · Score: 1
    Their mission: "Reverse engineering." That's what they call it when a physical object is the source for blueprints -- instead of the other way around.

    Does this violate the DMCA?

    1. Re:Legal problems? by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 2

      Does this violate the DMCA?

      No, the DMCA only forbids reverse engineering where the intent is to create unauthorized copies of a copyrighted work.

      This is not an issue with the Statue of Liberty because works created in the 1870s are now in the public domain.

    2. Re:Legal problems? by Nightpaw · · Score: 2

      This is not an issue with the Statue of Liberty because works created in the 1870s are now in the public domain.

      Are you sure? She might have just snuck in with the last Mickey Mouse extention.

  49. Think repairing the Pentagon, not rebuilding WTC by MyNameIsFred · · Score: 2
    Not every terrorist attack is going to be of the scale of the World Trade Centers. Don't forget the other 9/11 attack, the Pentagon. It didn't destroy the whole building, just one wedge. And they repaired it, trying to match the original appearance as much as possible.

    In fact, it is more likely that terrorist attacks will damage a landmark and not completely destroy it. In those cases, having accurate information on the original will be invaluable.

  50. The real target is people by Sophrosyne · · Score: 1

    Last time I checked the typical target for terrorism was people. I don't think they would hit a target unless their was a considerable amount of lives at stake, or a disruption of services.
    This seems like a big waste of money. Put that money into protecting people, not restricting civil liberties and mapping everything with some lasers.

  51. Reverse-engineering by Trogre · · Score: 5, Funny

    So they're reverse-engineering architectural features for the purpose of making replacement copies. I wonder if this falls under the jurisdiction of the DMCA?

    Hopefully it would fall under 'fair use' as it is (reportedly) for backup purposes.

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    1. Re:Reverse-engineering by rmsousa · · Score: 1

      Maybe it IS fair use, smart guy, but the LASER industry is obviously "devising a tool with the objective of reverse engineering". They cannot escape the DMCA. I wonder if axe and hammer manufacturers can be sued for making a hacking tool...

  52. You stole my line by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Though I was going to say "bondo".

    Your idea is more festive though when the next attack hits and spills out the candy...

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  53. Total insanity. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Terrorists KILL PEOPLE.

    If somebody had destroyed Mt. Rushmore, The Statue of Liberty - and every single other monument in the continental United States - nobody would have given a shit on Sept. 11th. It would be have been: "Gosh, there goes our backwoods tourism, huh?"

    The WTC was a disaster because 3000 people died, not because of an act of vandalism against public art.

    PEOPLE ARE IMPORTANT, NOT STUPID STATUES.

    Preserve such monuments for posterity, sure - but not so they can be rebuilt. Their uniqueness is what makes them so special. Besides, nobody would *want* to rebuild them the way they were before after an accident.

  54. Re:curious.... by morgajel · · Score: 5, Funny

    so far every post I've read is complaining about "taxpayers money at work" or "why bother?"...you're looking at it the wrong way-

    think of the uses of these maps!
    ut2003, doom3, quake 10, counterstrike:anti-terrorist unit, etc... what ever.

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  55. implications beyond simply rebuilding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This means that long after the monuments are gone, they are not lost. Sure, you can rebuild if you want, or you can be satisfied with the true to life models that have captured the glory of the monuments. They could be used anywhere from in encyclopedias to hollywood productions.

  56. The Curtains?! by Natchswing · · Score: 1

    ... It was attacked by terrorists. So, I built a second one. That was attacked by terrorists. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then was attacked by terrorists, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest monument in these islands.

  57. I wrote some of the firmware in the Cyrax 2500 by RealTime · · Score: 4, Interesting

    About two years ago, I worked for Cyra, the company whose Cyrax 2500 they are using to scan these monuments. The device is pretty cool, but expensive at US $125,000 for one unit, not including any license seats of the Cyclone software you need to manipulate the HUGE data sets that the device generates. All you get from the device is a cloud of individual points. It really takes the software that runs on the PC (Cyclone) to turn the point clouds into surfaces and then into files compatible with CAD systems like AutoCAD and Microstation.

    By the way, it is a good thing that none of these monuments that they are scanning with the Cyrax 2500 are red. The green laser used by the unit doesn't even see some shades of red. There was a bright red toolbox in the lab that would crash the scanner every time until we got the "no-return timeout" code right.

    It's too bad the company is in such a bad financial situation. The device is really cool, but the slowing US economy has really put the brakes on large capital expenditures like the Cyrax 2500, even though many studies have shown that the labor costs savings and the improved accuracy of the results more than make up for the cost of the device and the training.

    For those of you who live in the San Francisco Bay Area, a Cyrax 2400 (the previous model) was used to scan the existing I-880 / US-101 interchange in order to obtain a starting point for designing the new interchange they are currently building. The next time you are travelling south-bound on I-880 near the Montague Expressway exit, look at the paved shoulder and see if the spray-painted "scan 101" etc. marks are still there, indicating where the parked the "scan van" to take each of the scans they stitched together to get the entire interchange model.

    I guess I've rambled on long enough...

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  58. Buddahs in Japan by cosyne · · Score: 2

    We had guy visit our lab from Japan a few months ago- he's been working on a similar project there to take laser scans of huge Buddah statues and temples. IIRC there were a couple of reasons for doing this- the obvious one being to preserve their cultural heritage. I think one reason was a ban on military research due to WWII, so they have to find ways to apply neat tech which don't involve blowing shit up. (don't quote me on that). I believe they also did a computer reconstruction of a temple which used to be around one of the statues but was destroyed in a tsunami, so you could do a virtual walkthrough of a nonexistent temple, with an accurate virtual statue inside.
    He also talked about some of the neat texture mapping they're working on to map the images back onto the laser scanned models.

  59. What is it with him and statues? by Mr_Icon · · Score: 2
    National Park Service is creating detailed 3-D maps of the Statue of Liberty using high-resolution laser scanners.

    Ah, I see Mr. Ashcroft is going ahead with his plans of fitting her with a burqa.

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  60. purchase the scans? by denny_d · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised they've not considered selling the scans.

  61. Laser Scanning a Comfort? by cervo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oh well guess I should cancel that trip to the Statue of Liberty.

    The US Government has money troubles, and this technology is not cheap, definitely not to scan all the monuments. It takes time so you have to pay the workers to run the scanners, transport the equipment, and so on. Once the images are scanned they have to be processed using up computing power. The article mentions "But after 9/11, the project won a renewed commitment, increased funding, a speedier timetable and access to government helicopters for overhead photography." If the government is short on money but is funding these projects they think an attack is coming(and they should know, they sure take away enough freedom to spy on terrorists and everyone else). The real question is if the US Government thinks an attack is coming, shouldn't the US Citizens and non US Citizens who come to tour the country?

    1. Re:Laser Scanning a Comfort? by jwcollins · · Score: 4, Informative
      I think you're overestimating the cost of this technology. I worked for the company that manufactures this laser scanner (Cyra Technologies, www.cyra.com) from 1998 to 2000. Now, mind you, I was an electronics engineer, not one of the modelers that do the scans and manipulate the data sets. But I'll nonetheless provide some guesstimates.

      For something like the Statue of Liberty that's not overly big and that you can scan from the ground, 1 or 2 people could probably do the ~10-20 scans it would probably need in about a day. All you would need to do would be to rope off the area immediately around the scanner (ie. no need to close the Statue of Liberty while they're doing it). A Cyrax 2500 I believe sells for the order of ~100 US kilobucks. Rental on it for a day or two, you can estimate as well as I can.

      As for computing power to process the scans, all you need is Cyra's software running on a high end PC. For something like the Statue of Liberty, say 10-20 scans, simple stitching together, you're talking one skilled modeler working on it for maybe a day. Definitely not more than 1 person-week. I won't claim that all US landmarks would be this straightforward to scan, but this technology is very fast, very accurate, and cheap to use. Using old fashioned techniques (ie. photogrammetry), yes, this would cost a fortune. Photogrammetry would require scaffolding, closing the site, cutting and pasting photos, etc.

    2. Re:Laser Scanning a Comfort? by RockyJSquirel · · Score: 2

      The real question is if the US Government thinks an attack is coming, shouldn't the US Citizens and non US Citizens who come to tour the country?

      I think Al Qa'eda's promise to kill 4 million Americans and Jews was a good hint.

      Do you know anyone who thinks we're safe?

      Ford stood up. "We're safe," he said.

      "Oh good, said Arthur."

      "We're in a small galley cabin," said Ford, in one of the spaceships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet."

      "Ah," said Arthur," this is obviously some strange usage of the word safe that I wasn't previously aware of."


      Rocky J. Squirrel

    3. Re:Laser Scanning a Comfort? by CvD · · Score: 2

      So how is the stitching happening in Cyra's software? This is a nontrivial task, to reconstruct a surface from a set of data points. Or is this proprietory information? :-)

      One of the coolest 3d surface reconstruction algorithms I've seen to date is the crust algorithm. With a clever combination of Voronoi cells and Delaunay triangulation it does a very very good job of recreating the surface. Very cool stuff!

      Cheers,

      Costyn.

    4. Re:Laser Scanning a Comfort? by jwcollins · · Score: 1
      Oh, it is most definitely a non-trivial task. I'll once again remind you that I'm a digital hardware and embedded C coding geek. I'm not an expert on computer graphics, modeling, etc. This is restricting me more than my NDA agreement. ;-) Jon, Chris, Mark, Dimetrios, Guy, Dennis, Benedict, any of you guys reading???

      Creating a surface from the data points is not that difficult. We're usually dealing with datasets with 1 point every couple of millimeters in the X and Y (left-right, up-down) axes. We did a shrink-fit algorithm to generate the surface. Manually or automagically eliminate outlyer points (often caused by someone walking in front of the scanner, pigeon flying through during one scan line, etc.). Then start with a large piece of virtual saran-wrap covering the whole scene. Shrink it until it hits real data points. Voila.

      Stitching multiple 3-D scans together is achieved by having overlapping features between two adjacent scans. If the target being scanned has enough unique and recognizable features that you can easily find those features in the adjacent scans (ie. right foot on Statue of Liberty), then you're set. In the event of something very large and symmetrical (think long run of pipes in an oil refinery), you can add scan targets to the scan to help with the stitching process.

      When I was still working there, stitching multiple scans together was something relatively easily but also manually done once all the data sets were sitting in a PC running Cyra's CGP (now Cyclone) software. Cyclone, which was in alpha/beta test when I was still working there, may have tools to automate this process somewhat.

  62. Paranoia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Isn't this just the height of George Bush's paranoia? I would have to ask just about anybody here if they consider all the places they want to scan to be what makes up your country, or are they mere symbols of what your country is supposed to represent?

    If it's the former, I would then suggest that your country really does worry too much about superficialities, and not what lies underneath. Beautiful clothes, but soiled underwear.

  63. The Italians scanned Michaelangelo's David . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    . . . and other classic sculptures because all of classical Europe is fizzing into oblivion because of acid rain.

    The David sculpture is over 4 meters high and was scanned at 0.2mm resolution. The thing had 2.7 billion triangles in it!

    You could see the tool marks in the pupil.

    This was 2-3 years ago. Can't find the site.

  64. Re:The Curtains?! [MOD PARENT UP] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not even a frickin FUNNY?
    C'mon. You're not geeks anymore! Give the nice man your card and your tux on the way out...

  65. hey, retard by deadsaijinx* · · Score: 1

    Actually, oh retarded one, only debtor was misspelled, and only by one letter. By the way, your last sentence was incomplete. Hmmm, I wonder what this means. Your right though, more money should be spent on education, however, not mine. After all, your the one who cannot make a complete sentence. Cya latta, flama'

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    1. Re:hey, retard by Latent+IT · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Actually, oh retarded one, only debtor was misspelled, and only by one letter.

      Uh, no.

      Sure, we are the _largest_ deptor country in the world, sure we are spending billions of deficite dollars on the military...

      Deficite? Oddly enough, try popping 'deficite' into google. It will smartly come back with: Did you mean: deficit? Even better, the first link it recommends is a link for an Attention Deficite Disorder page! Check it out, okay? =p

      After all, your the one who cannot make a complete sentence.

      I'm sure you meant "you're". I doubt I'd be bothering to mock you if you weren't trying to talk like such a hotshot, though.

  66. Mapping Moments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does this mean we'll see these objects appear in Counter-strike maps?

  67. Re:The Italians scanned Michaelangelo's David . . by Ryu2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    It actually wasn't the Italians, but a team from my alma mater, Stanford University, lead by professor Marc Levoy. While I wasn't directly involved in the project myself, I knew many of the folks behind it.

    The project site is http://graphics.stanford.edu/projects/mich/

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  68. Funding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please. This is probably something the park service has wanted to do for years.

    Unfortunately, "anti-terrorism" is now buzzword compliant. Especially with a department of homeland security and its oodles of cash to throw around.

  69. I remember by 0x0d0a · · Score: 3, Informative

    After the French got together the money to build the Statue to gift us with and built it, they couldn't convince us to pony up the money to actually have the damn thing shipped over. It took Hearst and a bunch of media work to get enough people to pay for the transportation.

  70. You know you're going downhill as a nation when... by CustomDesigned · · Score: 1
    you find yourself making cheap imitations of national treasures. There are lots of uses for the scans (e.g. maintenance), but using monument scans for "disaster recovery" reminds me of Solomon's son Rehoboam in I Kings 14:

    25 And it came to pass in the fifth year of king Rehoboam, that Shishak king of Egypt came up against Jerusalem:

    26 And he took away the treasures of the house of the LORD, and the treasures of the king's house; he even took away all: and he took away all the shields of gold which Solomon had made.

    27 And king Rehoboam made in their stead brasen shields, and committed them unto the hands of the chief of the guard, which kept the door of the king's house.

  71. Visions of ordinary people by RockyJSquirel · · Score: 2

    It seems to me that there has been a dearth in people eligible for immortalization in a mountain face (for example) for quite a while now.

    That's crass. There's lots of people I care about more than anyone on a mountain face...

    I think monuments with the faces of the innocent victims would be appropriate.

    By the way, I'm tired of reading that 9/11 was our fault. It was our fault for not being members of Saudi Arabia's Wahhabist invasion cult.

    You know, 9/11 happened because Osama Bin Laudin is no weirdo to the Saudis, he's a pretty typical result of the Saudi Wahhabist education system. It's an education system that the Saudis use all that oil money to spread to the rest of the world (Pakistan and Afganistan are filled with their schools).

    Sheikh Muhammad Ibn Abd Al-Wahhab was an 18th century Islamist cult founder who the Saudis princes claim to be descended from.

    He taught that his followers were destined by god to invade the rest of the world that it is their duty to be everyone else's enemy, to take everything for themselves and to convert by the sword. Among his wonderful fatwas is one that forbids his followers to have friends who are not muslims - hatred is required. It is also forbidden to wish a non muslim well on his holidays etc. etc.. In Saudi Arabia, preaching Christianity is punishable by death.

    Here's some quotes from modern Saudi society and education taken from various places :
    http://www.mideastweb.org/index.html
    http://ww w.memri.org/index.html
    http://www.amarji.org/inde x.htm

    Sheikh Majed 'Abd Al-Rahman Al-Firian recently stated in the Suleiman Bin Muqiran mosque in Riyadh: "Muslims must... educate their children to Jihad. This is the greatest benefit of the situation: educating the children to Jihad and to hatred of the Jews, the Christians, and the infidels; educating the children to Jihad and to revival of the embers of Jihad in their souls. This is what is needed now..."

    A schoolbook for the 9th grade on Hadith introduces a famous narration known by the name, "The Promise of the Stone and the Tree."It tells a story about Abu Hurayra, one of the Prophet's companions who quoted the Prophet as saying: "The hour [the Day of Judgment] will not come until the Muslims fight the Jews and kill them.A Jew will [then] hide behind a rock or a tree, and the rock or tree will call upon the Muslim: 'O Muslim, O slave of Allah! there is a Jew behind me, come and kill him!' - except for the gharqad tree, for it is one of the trees of the Jews."[27] The Hadith is accompanied by a number of statements:

    "It is Allah's wisdom that the struggle between Muslims and Jews shall continue until the Day of Judgment."

    "The Hadithbrings forth the glad tidings about the ultimate victory, with Allah's help, of Muslims over Jews."

    "The Jews and the Christians are the enemies of the believers.They will not be favorably disposed toward Muslims and it is necessary to be cautious [in dealing with them] ."

    The book asks questions for class discussion:

    "Who will be victorious in the Day of Judgment?"

    "With what types of weapons should Muslims arm themselves against the Jews?"

    "Name four factors leading to the victory of Muslims over their enemies."

    "On a television programme that provides religious counseling [fatwa] a viewer asked the counseling Sheikh if he could travel to Egypt to hand an item he had in safekeeping over to a Christian friend's family. The Sheikh reprimanded the viewer for having a Christian friend in the first place - Muslims were not permitted to take Christian friends. He then went on to advise the viewer to keep the item in question for himself, since all possessions of kuffaar [non-believers] were the rightful property of Muslims."

    "The same Sheikh was asked for advice by a Saudi student who was leaving to the U.S to study, and feared for his virtue. The Sheikh advised him to marry an American as soon as he arrived to the U.S., on condition that he would not have any babies by that 'wife,' then divorce her once his scholarship was over and he was ready to head back home."

    All the while the only really accepted view of Israelis in the Arab world is that every last Israeli (down to each baby) deserves death. Look out, we've always been second on their hate list.

    As it's been in Israel it's going to be here.

    The One Narrative Crisis
    September 5, 2002

    Dr. Mohamed Mosaad

    A large group of Arab intellectuals, reflecting the whole spectrum of Arab intelligentsia, was presented in a talk show program broadcast on one of the Arab satellite channels. The subject was the Arab Israeli conflict, Intifada and the suicide bombing. The guests included Marxist, Nasserist, Nationalist, Islamist, and right wing intellectuals. One, thus, should expect a variety of conflicting ideas, a heated debate and an exciting show. One should, at least, expect an exchange of strong arguments, a reflection of different sources and a presentation of multiple analyses. Different ideologies, paradigms and historical, economic, political and cultural grounding of the subject must be displayed in a show like this, with guests like those discussing an issue like that!

    The surprise, which is not really surprising to an Arab audience, was the absolute consensus prevailing on the stage. Israel is evil, peace is a big deception, the Israelis are monsters, Israel lives on extending its borders, and those who favor peace are daydreamers, not to mention betrayers and collaborators. There were some differences though. For instance the Nasserist representative said a suicide bomb is more effective than an atomic bomb. The Marxist representative objected, not to say it is immoral, Heaven forbid, but rather to say it is an exaggeration. Of course an atomic bomb is more effective; we should be objective and scientific, the Marxist said. The Nasserist, however, challenged him by saying that he is not exaggerating anything. An atomic bomb could be expected, but no one can know exactly when and where the suicide bomber will blow him/herself, he proudly commented. When the question of the victims being civilians was raised, the guests all murmured and waved their hands. There is not a single Israeli civilian; all of them are a part of the military establishment. The Nationalist frankly said that a one-day old baby living in Tel Aviv is an occupier who is naturally a legitimate target of suicide bombing.

    This two-hour show is a drop in the Arab media ocean. But the other drops are no different. The same boring song has been chanted day and night for years in the Arab World. Western commentators are usually amazed and sometimes panicked by this propaganda, wondering how peace would be possible in such a context. My point, however, is not the content of the song, but rather, that it is the only song one can hear. The single narrative is not just the only view of Israel and the Arabs. It dominates the entire program of Arab national life. A conflict with a tiny country in a small corner of the Arab world has pushed almost all other issues off the stage for over half a century. Crazy people do say crazy things all the time, but we might expect to see and hear some other voices too.. Some other reasonable people should be also presented. Why are those reasonable people muted, and why is the crazy discourse flourishing? ....

  72. kick-ass quake map by algernon7 · · Score: 1
    I say we re-enact a scene from North-by-Northwest, only giving Jimmy Stewart a BFG...

  73. DIE STINKY COMMUNIST FUCKER by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stupid commie

  74. Interesting but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Each person is worth more than their DNA. Each person's experience is just as important, if not more important, than the DNA they are composed of. That is to say, if you were to create a genetic material clone of a citizen who died in a disaster, the clone will never look or act like the same person that it was to replace.

  75. My Car by Trillian_1138 · · Score: 1

    I was (and still am) driving a 1984 Tercel Hatchback 2-door. Myself being 18 (born in 1984), it's probably older than I am. I inherited it from my grandmother, the traditional "once a week to the grocery store" lady. The car is 18+ years old and has a whopping 45,000 miles on it... Still running great, by the way! I love my car! -Trillian

    1. Re:My Car by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sad thing is that an 84 Tercel is probably good for 200K miles and you will be driving it until you are 35.

  76. Just one word for you Americans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    !paranoid!

  77. Renting Laser Scanners? by phorm · · Score: 2

    I wonder how much these lasers are worth? I bet that if the rented them out to - for example - movie companies, they could get some nice cash inflow. If anything, the porno industry would probably have a great time animating real models/stars into meshes (make Brittney do anything you want, now in 3d!).

    How much do these things cost for less industrial versions anyways, I'm surprised the slashgeeks haven't made on that runs on linux (if you have, please send me a link or put it up here).

    1. Re:Renting Laser Scanners? by jwcollins · · Score: 4, Informative
      These things cost on the order of USD$100k for the hardware, more for the modeling software.

      And these have been used in several movies. If you remember Starship Troopers from several years ago, the ending scene with the 2 humans captured in a cave with about a zillion "bugs". The initial Cyrax prototype system was used to scan and model the cave (a real life set made from styrofoam). With the computer model of the meatspace cave, the computer animators could add the bugs and not have them hanging in mid-air or their legs halfway buried in the floor, etc.

      A 1st generation Cyrax (model 2400) was used to model the sharks in Deep Blue Sea. It was also used for the climax scene in some circa 1999 Arnold movie, whose title escapes me. There were several other movie uses that also escape me. Some disney/Robin Williams flick I think.

      How do I know? I used to work for Cyra Technologies (www.cyra.com) from Aug 1998 to Apr 2000.

      Cyra and several surveying companies that own Cyraxes (cyraxen?) do rent them out and rent out operators and modelers. Cyra and possibly others also provide training to cyrax customers.

      As for the obligatory linux question, I'm sorry to disappoint you. The Cyrax 2500 runs a real time OS from ATI (no, not that ATI) called Nucleus on an embedded PowerPC processor. (Note: website appears to be down right now). There are other embedded processors also in the system. How do I know? I designed the initial versions of 3 circuit boards boards and 2 FPGAs for the Cyrax 2500. The PC-side modeling software runs under windoze NT (probably now 2K/XP--dunno; I left in 2000). The modeling software was originally prototyped on SGI boxes under opengl. It was ported to windoze before the first commercial release of a Cyrax.

      All hope is not lost, however. One of the hats I wore while working there was linux sysadmin. We had 3 linux servers to run e-mail, web, and file servers for the firmware engineering and manufacturing groups. I don't know if this setup still exists after Cyra was bought by Leica Geosystems in early 2001.

    2. Re:Renting Laser Scanners? by phorm · · Score: 2

      It wasn't really an obligatory linux question... it's just that if something seems impossible or somewhatnutty to try then oftimes a linux geek will be the one with a solution. It could have been a windows app too, but linux is more likely - more dedication to forging new frontiers - or possibly a Mac addict.

  78. You remember? by gvonk · · Score: 2

    Wow, you remember that? In 1886? Damn, you're old. ;)

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  79. Simcity USA by broeman · · Score: 1

    oh come on... they are doing this because they need better landmarks in the new Simcity 4... they are talking about real simulated models of cities in the US, a game that will be called Sim city USA.

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  80. why so few? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The next step for the evil-doers is to nuke DC so why just measure the capitol dome? How about the White House, Lincoln Memorial, Jefferson Memorial, the Library of Congress, Supreme Court building... one rogue suitcase nuke makes the concentration of political power seem foolish in the horrifying light cast by 9/11. :( The net was designed to survive a nuclear attack but DC wasn't. Perhaps distributed government will be key to the Republic's survival.

  81. So they will rebuild the Statue of Liberty... by piku · · Score: 1

    ...but not the World Trade Center? Something is wrong here.

  82. Don't look at Laser with Remaining Eyeball by billstewart · · Score: 2

    Agreed. There's certainly no point in reprinting the poem at the bottom until it's true again. "Take your poor, your tired, keep them at home, or ship them off to some free country, but if you let them come here, we'll jail them for a while and maybe ship them back." This certainly isn't the country I grew up in, though it's becoming more like the one most of my ancestors moved to, a colony with a nearby theocracy and a distant tyrrany that was rapidly decreasing in its respect for the traditional rights of Englishmen.

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  83. Other applications than disaster recovery by born_to_live_forever · · Score: 1

    Laser-scanning significant sites has other applications than disaster recovery. For instance, long-term erosion tends to wear down anything, and the effects of this can be clearly seen on older buildings.

    In the 18th century, many prominent buildings in Europe (for instance) were ornamented with decorative sandstone figures. These figures have not stood up well to time, and the people restoring them would have loved to have a detailed digital scan to work from. Preserving our era's monuments for the future is, if nothing else, destined to make restoration work of all kinds easier.

    Another application is the recreation in virtual space of these monuments. Who knows, maybe the virtual spaces of the future will be teeming with sphinxes, statues of liberty, mounts rushmore, and other dime-a-dozen virtual monuments?

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  84. And ironically.... by gnovos · · Score: 1

    These scans are JUST the thing an enterprising terrorist would need to find the best place to attack one of these monuments to do the most damage... What is it about Americans and irony? They seem to have cornered the market on it recently.

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  85. Mod parent down by KrunZ · · Score: 1

    "If you think that any building out there would withstand that you are a bigger moron than you seem."

    Who modded this up and why? Please explain!

    1. Re:Mod parent down by garcia · · Score: 1, Troll

      they can't explain or the moderation would drop and be a waste.

      What building in existance right now do you believe to be able to withstand the impact of 767s?

    2. Re:Mod parent down by KrunZ · · Score: 1

      "What building in existance right now do you believe to be able to withstand the impact of 767s?"

      E.g. Most western nuclear power plants should be able to withstand the impact.

  86. Lego have the answer by shanksd1 · · Score: 2, Funny
    Looks like Lego have already done reconnaissance of their own - here and here.

    Hang on - maybe we could just rebuild the monuments with Lego. Wouldn't that be a whole lot easier for all concerned..?

  87. Fair enough. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but Clinton didn't hire Ashcroft.

  88. Replace Mt. Rushmore?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do you replace a mountain?

  89. Last Post! by alpg · · Score: 0

    BOFH excuse #247:

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