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  1. Oh hey! This looks fascinating! on New Technique Promises Much Faster Hard Drive Write Speeds · · Score: 1

    I think I'll - $32?! Jeezus, if I was still a student I'd be set..

  2. Re:OH, NO! Interceptors! on DARPA Works On Virtual Reality Contact Lenses · · Score: 1

    ... IntercepTORS. Crap. This site needs an edit button. Or for me to drink coffee before posting.

  3. OH, NO! Intercepters! on DARPA Works On Virtual Reality Contact Lenses · · Score: 1

    ... They put 'em in MY eyes, too! *Car crash*

  4. Soon.. on Embryonic Stem Cell Retinal Implants Seem Safe, So Far · · Score: 1
  5. Re:Looks like the terrorists have won on Supreme Court Rules Warrants Needed for GPS Monitoring · · Score: 1

    0/10 would not be trolled again

  6. An anomaly?! on Senator Rand Paul Detained By the TSA · · Score: 2

    Patdown soon, fellow STALKER!

  7. Re:Handwringers & luddites on Mutant Flu Researchers Declare a Time Out · · Score: 2

    "Our biochem corpus is far in advance of theirs, as is our electronic sentience. And their...ethical inflexibility has allowed us to make progress in areas they refuse to consider. "

  8. Re:Shit. on Mutant Flu Researchers Declare a Time Out · · Score: 1

    Just don't ask that fella for a tarot reading. Unless you really like naps.

  9. Shit. on Mutant Flu Researchers Declare a Time Out · · Score: 2

    I'm going to dream about an old woman in a cornfield on a porch soon, aren't I?

  10. Re:Ban the use of faucets! on Megaupload.com Shut Down, Founder Charged With Piracy · · Score: 1

    No. The recording industry is not the person who bought the bottle of water. They sold that bottle of water to a customer. That costumer then says "hey, who wants some of my water?" Suddenly, "criminal enterprise."

  11. Re:Ban the use of faucets! on Megaupload.com Shut Down, Founder Charged With Piracy · · Score: 1

    Actually in this case it's more like a bunch of people putting taps on someone's bottle of water that they bought..

  12. Re:Excellent! on IBM Shrinks Bit Size To 12 Atoms · · Score: 1

    Right, right, of course. Of course. I think that film gave me brain damage and I've forgotten the details of the original story as a result.

  13. Re:Watch out Indonesia on Totally Drug-Resistant TB Emerges In India · · Score: 2

    "Of all the people to survive, he's not the one you would have chosen, is it? But if you could choose, Doctor, if you could decide who lives and who dies... that would make you a monster."

  14. Yeeeesss. on Carmakers Prepare For Augmented Reality Driving · · Score: 1

    Officer: You're not really driving at night with a tinted windshield, are you? Driver: My vision is augmented.

  15. Re:Excellent! on IBM Shrinks Bit Size To 12 Atoms · · Score: 1

    And before anyone asks, no, nobody ordered a pizza.

  16. Excellent! on IBM Shrinks Bit Size To 12 Atoms · · Score: 2

    Now give me my subdermal and/or extraneural memory storage, dammit.

  17. Re:Also, rental time on Russian Official Implies Foul Play In Mars Probe Failure · · Score: 1

    Right... As I was trying to say ... So ... Why was I modded down as a troll? Go figure..

  18. Re:Well, obviously... on Russian Official Implies Foul Play In Mars Probe Failure · · Score: 1

    What, dude?

  19. Re:Well, obviously... on Russian Official Implies Foul Play In Mars Probe Failure · · Score: 1

    A little IDCLIP and you can just take a straight shot to Phobos without regard for any flight planning!

  20. Re:No on Russian Official Implies Foul Play In Mars Probe Failure · · Score: 0

    Right, and why the hell would the US be interested in cockblocking geological research?

  21. Well, obviously... on Russian Official Implies Foul Play In Mars Probe Failure · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... Phobos Grunt? We all know what happens on Phobos when you get a grunt up there. IDDQD, Russia, IDDQD!

  22. inb4 on Researchers Show How Cellular Complexity Can Evolve · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    inb4 anyone mentions Creationism. But seriously, this is incredibly fascinating and I'm looking forward to how this knowledge can/will be applied.

  23. Re:Pirate Bay to blame for SOPA on Finnish ISP Forced To Block the Pirate Bay · · Score: 1

    Brief addendum to my response: Your complaint seems to be akin to "Car owners are speeding and street racing in your vehicles. If these are criminal acts, then so is your manufacturing plant."

  24. Re:I certainly hope they don't think.. on Finnish ISP Forced To Block the Pirate Bay · · Score: 3, Funny

    Cripes, I can't think of any puns. That's what I get for Russian myself.

  25. Re:Pirate Bay to blame for SOPA on Finnish ISP Forced To Block the Pirate Bay · · Score: 1

    Filesharing is not inherently illegal nor immoral. I do not like the fact that the term "filesharing" is being used to mean "exchanging strictly proprietary media." If users utilize your service to exchange proprietary media, that is on them, not you. So, I'm not nitpicking, no.