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  1. Re:Curiousity has a true color camera... on NASA Rover May Contaminate Its Samples of Mars · · Score: 2

    I'm a tetrachromat you insensitive clod!

    Never mind the 720p part. phah!

  2. reinventing the wheel on Google Blockly — a Language With a Difference · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought Minecraft had comprehensively solved the problem of creating a Turing-complete graphical programming language. It's redstone all the way down.

  3. Re:This story is familiar. on FunnyJunk v. the Oatmeal: Copyright Infringement Complaints As Defamation · · Score: 3, Funny

    She's got a bright future writing for Cooks Source magazine.

    Obviously, we're not doing enough to correct and re-educate jackholes like this.

  4. Re:$100,000 and counting on FunnyJunk v. the Oatmeal: Copyright Infringement Complaints As Defamation · · Score: 1

    FunnyJunk is cancer. And AIDS.
    The only useful purpose it serves is to segregate it's mouth-breathing minions from the rest of teh intarwebs.

    Makes it all the more funnyer that The Oatmeal is donating to research to curing cancer.

  5. FU FF 13! on House of Commons Could Force Social Networks To Identify Trolls · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    1. about:config
    2. browser.newtab.url = about:blank

    FF doesn't need to show every goddamned shoulder-surfer in the coffehouse my top 13 pr0n sites.

  6. Re:Thank God. on 2013 H-1B Visa Supply Nearly Exhausted · · Score: 2

    Heckuva job, job creators.
    Would you like some more money or special dispensations?

  7. gravity's sundae on Researchers Say Flame and Stuxnet Share Common Authors · · Score: 1

    I simply find it hard to believe that bullying souvereign nation states or their governments can have positive net effects in the long turn.

    But

    Bananas are an excellent source of vitamin B6, soluble fiber, and contain moderate amounts of vitamin C, manganese and potassium.

  8. intelligment design: on Researchers Say Flame and Stuxnet Share Common Authors · · Score: 1

    You don't believe that Jayzus caused Stuxnet to spontaneously generate in the bowels of the intarwebs because Jehova 1 didn't want Iran nuking his chosen people?

    You probably also don't believe that the matrix has become sentient and is using stuxnet to communicate with the space aliens.

    What a sad, gray world you inhabit.

  9. well, DUH! on Researchers Say Flame and Stuxnet Share Common Authors · · Score: 1

    This is what we're paying the CIA for.
    If the possibility existed and they didn't take advantage of it, then they'd wouldn't be doing their duty.
    I take this as a rare sign that our guys are actually taking care of what needs to be done regardless of whatever manufactured distraction the politicians blather on about.

  10. the googles, they burn! on John Carmack Is Building a Virtual Reality Headset · · Score: 1

    You go first.
    I really don't want to get retinal burn-in of something like this! (not goatse, much worse.)

    Kudos to whatever troll replaced Jaron Lanier's wikipedia profile picture with that of a Psychlo from the movie Battlefield Earth!

  11. Re: Fahrenheit 451 on Ray Bradbury Has Died · · Score: 2

    not gonna tan his hide and turn him into a helicopter then?
    pity.

  12. Re:It will be a pain in the ass to remember... on World IPv6 Launch Day Underway · · Score: 1

    ixnay on the ostshay ilefay talk!

  13. job creators? how about cancer creators? on China Secretly Clones Austrian Village · · Score: 1

    And I'll point you at the Clean Air Act (1956). Because, you know, we realized things were wrong and did something about it.

    And subsequent generations forgot that lesson, and are going to re-learn it the hard way. Silly asses.

  14. as bricks and mortar burn on Ray Bradbury Has Died · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What really bothers me about 451 is how just about everything but the book burning turned out true.

    WHY DO YOU THINK IT'S CALLED A KINDLE MOTHERFUCKER?!!![*]

  15. let's be honest here... on Fighting Counterfeiters With Quantum Money · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe I'll pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

  16. SAVE THE ENZOS! on Space Shuttle Collides With Bridge In New York · · Score: 2

    I'm confused, do I go to the Cargo Letter or Airdisaster.com for news on this ?
    Guess I should check Wrecked Exotics while I'm at it.

  17. this is ground control to X37-B on After a Year In Orbit, US Air Force's X37-B Will Conclude Its Secret Mission · · Score: 1

    Going to space is an illuminating experience, like others, X37-B just didn't want to return to the mundane world.

    Either that, or the original flightplan was for a three hour cruise.

  18. Re:Now watch... on South Korea Surrenders To Creationist Demands On Evolution Textbooks · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ok, so like, evolution is proven technology. So, given that the IDer's say that the hand of god is guiding things, and that hand is working via random mutation, QED, the IDer's god is Eris. fnord.

  19. awww mannn... on Artist's Catcopter Causes a Stir · · Score: 1

    1. I don't think PETA would approve any more of giving live cats quadricopter backpacks
    1a. There's a noise issue, I don't think the cats' sensitive hearing will enjoy
    1b. Have you priced feline-sized hearing and eye protection?!!!

    Granted that we can resolve those issues, and the system design issues of giving the cats control of their own flight, I heartily endorse this project, please point me to the kickstarter.
    But I think it may be an insurmountable task training the cats to recognize the importance of recharching/refuling their quadcopters when the yellow light comes on. Hmmm, maybe build in automatic override to the nearest automated refuling point as needed? Oh wait, in-flight-refueling! How could I have missed that!!

  20. no, not funny at all, in any manner on Artist's Catcopter Causes a Stir · · Score: 4, Funny

    dear god help me, there's a guy running a leafblower outside my office while I look at those damn pictures!

  21. been around a while on Artist's Catcopter Causes a Stir · · Score: 1

    You think that's bad, don't read up on Walter Potter's work.

    Or does making it a zombie cyborg (cyborg zombie? what is the proper nomenclature here? ) make it somehow worse?

  22. Ceiling cat is watching you first post. on Artist's Catcopter Causes a Stir · · Score: 1

    A flying zombie kitty?

    Does it spew guns from it's mouth while giving out helpful life advice?

  23. I'm nineteen years old and what is this ? on The Real-Life Doogie Howser · · Score: 1

    What's a "Doogie Howser" ?!

  24. here's your explainatiion on What Struck Earth in 775? · · Score: 1

    1908 - 775 = 1133.
    I've checked this several times and it always comes out the same. It's factually correct, so it must be the explanation.

  25. Re:What a dummy... on War and Nookd — eBook Regex Gone Haywire · · Score: 1

    Lowlife scumsuckers like this should be named and shamed. Publicly. Preferably prominently on google and Amazon reviews. Then they should be destroyed. These bitches are probably fleecing public libraries and schoolboards.