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  1. you know it's inevitable... on Startram — Maglev Train To Low Earth Orbit · · Score: 1

    Whereas if you have a SPSS with a collimated high-power MASER beam with a range of 300 miles, you also can carve "CHA" onto the surface of the moon.

  2. Re:Space Mining on NASA Boss Says Mars Colonization Will Be Corporate Only · · Score: 1

    In the 1980's we all thought the Japanese were going to end up buying the world. Look how that turned out.
    Looks like China might be on the same path.
    I shudder to imagine a lost decade with a billion men who can't find wives. Starts to make Blizzard look like a crucial company for national (nay, global) security.

  3. Re:now it's just a minor matter of engineering on Startram — Maglev Train To Low Earth Orbit · · Score: 3, Informative

    There are two proposed configurations of Startram, Generation-1 and Generation-2. Gen-1 Startram is a cargo-only version which does not require levitated tubes (but instead is built up the flank of a tall mountain) and could be built within ten years at a cost of $20 Billion. Gen-2 Startram is a people-capable version which does require levitated tubes and could be built within twenty years at a cost of $60 Billion.

    [citation]

    ohmygod. I want some of whatever they're smoking. At those low, low prices, everybody can have one.

  4. now it's just a minor matter of engineering on Startram — Maglev Train To Low Earth Orbit · · Score: 1

    I'm assuming the weather control satellites will steer hurricanes away from this monstrous sitting duck?

  5. Re:bah plain old recipe on Linux From Scratch 7.1 Published · · Score: 5, Funny

    I dare someone to try this without gcc compiler and gnu userland.

    fuck off, RMS.

  6. the Sun is sentient on Large Solar Flare To Glance Off Earth · · Score: 2

    This overly drawn-out Republican primaries anger the Sun God.

  7. 3 rights make a left, 4 rights gets you nowhere on Man Barred From Being Alone With Daughter After Informing Police of Porn On PC · · Score: 1

    People who steal music shouldn't be allowed around impressionable children.
    People who steal music and instead get child porn (porn, not pr0n, because it's not the acceptable kind...) shouldn't tattle to the police.

  8. here comes the BOSTON STRANGLER! again. on Warner Bros: New Program To Digitize Your DVDs · · Score: 1

    DIVX killed Circuit City. Now they wan to kill Best Buy.

  9. oh, I don't BELIEVE it! on New Interface Could Wire Prosthetics Directly Into Amputees' Nervous Systems · · Score: 1

    I'd look at it more like a robot LEG plus bonus Vicodin for the pain.

    good grief, can't you do anything right?!!!

  10. Re:Wrong market on New Interface Could Wire Prosthetics Directly Into Amputees' Nervous Systems · · Score: 1

    I want a tail.
    (hey, be glad I'm keeping my imagination reigned in for your sanity's safety...)

  11. Re:Adverse Events on New Interface Could Wire Prosthetics Directly Into Amputees' Nervous Systems · · Score: 1

    Isn't that one of the applications TENS is for? I guess that would be difficult to apply to stuff that's not near the surface.

  12. Re:Cyborgs and Zombies on New Interface Could Wire Prosthetics Directly Into Amputees' Nervous Systems · · Score: 1
    that explains a lot -- zombies are actually evangelical early adopter FOSS extropian cyborgs!
    • when they're saying BRAAAAINSSS , they're actually trying to advocate your relocating your brain into a cyborg/zombie body
    • incomplete, faulty implementation, leading to control problems, including faulty speech processing
    • they smell
    • also, this gives us a plausible mechanism for zombies to be scientifically feasible, unlike "The Walking Dead", "I am legend", "Resident Evil", "Bubba Ho-Tep" or "Planet Fear"

    /jk!

  13. Re:Doesn't matter on Sony Ditching Cell Architecture For Next PlayStation? · · Score: 1

    Thanks for the hint about the Sony TV HD audio dropouts, AC! We've been blaming the cable box all this time.

  14. see, here's the fatal flaw with this idea... on Speech-Jamming Gun Silences From 30 Meters · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If conversation fails, people escalate to violence.
    If bigbro wields this against the masses, a riot's going to erupt. Might as well go straight for the teargas and flashbangs.

  15. Re:Stop it. on Santorum Defends Robocalls To Democrats · · Score: 3, Informative
    freakin' idiot troll.

    Frink:
    Why it's the AT-5000 Auto-Dialer. My very first patent.
    Aw, would you listen to the gibberish they've got you saying, it's sad and alarming.
    You were designed to alert schoolchildren about snow days and such.
    Well, let's get you home to Frinky. Hope your wheels still work, bw-hey.

  16. I apologize for this in advance, soon to be on Fox on Advertisers Co-Opting The Lorax With Half-Truths About Conservation · · Score: 1

    Actually, even the worst SUV is carbon-neutral given a broad enough time-frame when you think about it. It's those damn dinosaurs and ancient forests sequestering carbon from the environment that threw everything out of whack.

  17. meh, better than nothing, I guess. on Vatican Attack Provides Insight Into Anonymous · · Score: 1
  18. Re:Anonymous on Vatican Attack Provides Insight Into Anonymous · · Score: 1

    In any field of endeavor that the speaker is not masterful in, "genius" is anybody that knows more than you do.
    That's most slashdotter's parents call them "computer geniuses" because they can reboot the modem when the ISP hiccups.

  19. everyones' a critic.... on Vatican Attack Provides Insight Into Anonymous · · Score: 1

    the LOIC those "geniuses" came up with is a crappy tool.

    dude, if you think you can do better you can do better. Unless your kvetching about underlying design or strategy flaws.

  20. thanks submitter, on World's First Quadruple Limb Transplant Fails · · Score: 2

    great, now I've got Edgar Winter stuck in my head.

  21. damn Spielberg , get some original ideas on Submitting "Nuking the Fridge" To Scientific Peer Review · · Score: 1

    It was ludicroius when Michael Mann did it twenty four years ago.

  22. WHO CARES? on Obayashi To Build Space Elevator By 2050 · · Score: 1

    As long as it's got internet, it's got to have a better view than your mom's basement. Better enjoy that view too, because once you get to the moon, you're just in another basement -- just on another planet.

  23. BUGS on Ask Slashdot: Copy Protection Advice For ~$10k Software? · · Score: 1

    lots and lots of "bugs".
    Then charge $10K/year for support.

    The sweet thing about this approach is obvious -- most software houses already implement it.

    Oh, and downloadable updates. It gives you an excuse to spy on your users.

  24. It's a IRIX system! I know this! on Commercial, USB-Powered DNA Sequencer Coming This Year · · Score: 1

    The technology has a 4% error rate, meaning that 4% of the bases are read incorrectly

    Brundlefly likes those odds!

  25. destruction at the SPEED of light, man! on Ask Slashdot: What Would Real Space Combat Look Like? · · Score: 1

    Just imagine the damage we could deal to the aliens if we could convert 10% of the to <your least favorite sect> ! They could end up wasting a good portion of their GGDP on useless pursuits and in-fighting. GP may be on to something there....