What, did you learn to program from school advertising on a matchbook cover? Better triple-check your code. You don't want to be off by a few decimal places. Superman will come looking for you if Milton burns the office down.
1. have you mother feign car trouble and ask to use the restroom 2. while she's there, she leaves a remote-control smoke bomb in the trash. 3. find a sysadmin that's out on vacation (?wtf, that can't be right?) 4. make up a gift basket, hide some elemental sodium (hah! really?! Florida's pretty damn humid...) in it 5. send gift basket (4) to absent sysdamin (3), where it gets left sitting in the server room until his return 6. trigger smoke bomb (2) 7. smoke (6) triggers sprinkers 8. water from sprinklers (7) ignites elemental sodium (4) starting a two-alarm conflagaration 9. sneak into gangster's warehouse disguised as fireman 10. steal wifi
that's why they're trying to suck Florida's springs dry: 1. frack wells to release natural gas 2. contaminate groundwater 3. sell natural gas 4. PROFIT! 5. get tax breaks and water rights from state because you're creating "jerbs" 6. hoover up water from Florida aquifer 7. sell bottled water to people whose wells are contaminated 8. PROFIT! 9. people get cancer from nasty brew of sekrit fracking khemicals 10. open for-profit cancer treatment centers and advermatize all over teevee 11. PROFIT! 12. people go broke paying for unproven cancer treatments and die, leaving their families in debt 13. get sweetheart backroom deal on foreclosed land by bribing the local tax board 14.PROFIT!
protip : Christian Scientists are even wackier than your run-of-the-mill Christians. Strangely, the Christian Science Monitor has long had a reputation as a reputable, unbiased news source. Go figure.
How goddamned hard is it to soap down the intersections is a 6x6 block area? Two, maybe three trucks in 45 minutes. Have fun carting off a big screen teevee in that.
The Army should be mindful of respecting Gaia, and go green, using solar power for this.
And, we don't want those nasty insurgents blowing up the solar arrays to disable the drones, so let's put them -- in space!
I mean, really, doesn't it make more sense to bankrupt ourselves investing in useful infrastructure rather than just squandering our wealth in blowing up some rocks and brown people. At least this way, we can accomplish both at the same time.
I really liked when Ford turned on the OMG!1 CHECK ENGEIN LIGHT!11! because the gas cap wasn't tightened enough. Naturally, the first time that happened, the wife didn't believe me when I said "p0455 evap emissions gross leak detected." wasn't anything critical and took it in to the dealer. Luckily, since we recently got the car, it was still under warranty, so it was the dealer's headache. well, except for having to drag-ass into the dealer...
"Hi there! It looks like you're trying to disable the helpful automotive avatar!"
"Would you like to:" "Open the electrical panel" "replace the AE-35 module" "take a stress pill" "call AAAA for service"
"Sorry Dave, I can't let you do tha unhandled exception error at F837:9478 It's Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend...
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What, did you learn to program from school advertising on a matchbook cover?
Better triple-check your code. You don't want to be off by a few decimal places.
Superman will come looking for you if Milton burns the office down.
This is just despicable. It's just viral marketing for the movie "30 Minutes or Less". You've all been trolled.
You know what would come in real handy?!
A barge with a nuclear reactor to provide electricity!
Necessity may be the mother of invention, but laziness is the lil' bastard's father.
You probably posted that comment using software written in C++.
And you probably posted the comment using software written in C.
1. have you mother feign car trouble and ask to use the restroom
2. while she's there, she leaves a remote-control smoke bomb in the trash.
3. find a sysadmin that's out on vacation (?wtf, that can't be right?)
4. make up a gift basket, hide some elemental sodium (hah! really?! Florida's pretty damn humid...) in it
5. send gift basket (4) to absent sysdamin (3), where it gets left sitting in the server room until his return
6. trigger smoke bomb (2)
7. smoke (6) triggers sprinkers
8. water from sprinklers (7) ignites elemental sodium (4) starting a two-alarm conflagaration
9. sneak into gangster's warehouse disguised as fireman
10. steal wifi
Republicans?
I thought you just used music by musicians that don't like you and ignore them when they tell you to stop being an ass.
BITCOIN!1one!11
is supercavitating sonoluminescence close enough?!!
From the article:
A 250 MW unit weighing about 500 lbs. (227 kg) would be small and light enough to drop under the hood of a car, he says.
250 megawatts? Somebody is just making up numbers. Takeoff power for a 747 is about 100MW.
Alllll RIGHT, flying cars!
thorium, fuck yeah!
the gas companies are fracking people sideways?!!!
BASTARDS.
How do we know these cookies are made from real Girl Scouts? The could be substituting girl Scots for all we know.
that's why they're trying to suck Florida's springs dry:
1. frack wells to release natural gas
2. contaminate groundwater
3. sell natural gas
4. PROFIT!
5. get tax breaks and water rights from state because you're creating "jerbs"
6. hoover up water from Florida aquifer
7. sell bottled water to people whose wells are contaminated
8. PROFIT!
9. people get cancer from nasty brew of sekrit fracking khemicals
10. open for-profit cancer treatment centers and advermatize all over teevee
11. PROFIT!
12. people go broke paying for unproven cancer treatments and die, leaving their families in debt
13. get sweetheart backroom deal on foreclosed land by bribing the local tax board
14.PROFIT!
protip : Christian Scientists are even wackier than your run-of-the-mill Christians.
Strangely, the Christian Science Monitor has long had a reputation as a reputable, unbiased news source. Go figure.
How goddamned hard is it to soap down the intersections is a 6x6 block area? Two, maybe three trucks in 45 minutes. Have fun carting off a big screen teevee in that.
They still have a middle class over there?
How quaint.
that's because the goddamned Starship Troopers movie didn't have any fucking powerarmor in it!!!
not that I'm bitter or anything...
The Army should be mindful of respecting Gaia, and go green, using solar power for this.
And, we don't want those nasty insurgents blowing up the solar arrays to disable the drones, so let's put them -- in space!
I mean, really, doesn't it make more sense to bankrupt ourselves investing in useful infrastructure rather than just squandering our wealth in blowing up some rocks and brown people. At least this way, we can accomplish both at the same time.
I really liked when Ford turned on the OMG!1 CHECK ENGEIN LIGHT!11! because the gas cap wasn't tightened enough.
Naturally, the first time that happened, the wife didn't believe me when I said "p0455 evap emissions gross leak detected." wasn't anything critical and took it in to the dealer. Luckily, since we recently got the car, it was still under warranty, so it was the dealer's headache. well, except for having to drag-ass into the dealer...
"Hi there! It looks like you're trying to disable the helpful automotive avatar!"
:"
"Would you like to
"Open the electrical panel"
"replace the AE-35 module"
"take a stress pill"
"call AAAA for service"
"Sorry Dave, I can't let you do tha unhandled exception error at F837:9478
It's Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend...
damn lowlife guidos
go back to "Jersey Shore".
and was also seen floating on top of buckets used to collect rainwater, following a downpour.
How do crustacean eggs get from the ocean to buckets for collecting rainwater?
Ask Charles Fort.
Or that whiz-kid in "Magnolia".
more like the year of linux in your pants!
errr.... pocket.... yeah, that's what I meant...
someone will get a small bruise on the upper arm
Florida, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Tex-ass, Tamaulipas, VeraCruz, Tabasco, Campeche, Yucatan, Quintana Roo and Cuba ?