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  1. as if! on Google/Earthlink Wins San Francisco WiFi Deal · · Score: 1

    Is that why the baby Bells are fighting for two-tier internet servercice? They're going to give away basic service for free? SWEEET!

  2. Re:I'd love to try it on Google/Earthlink Wins San Francisco WiFi Deal · · Score: 1

    Whatever happened to the plan to drive trucks with GPS & digital cameras around and map things at street-level? (That was google, wasn't it?)

  3. Re:do they care? on Climate Researchers Feeling Heat From White House · · Score: 1

    Actually, this is part of a covert war on Holland, Venice and Tuvalu. Dirty bastards!

  4. Re:I like my laptop case on Top Ten Coolest Laptop Cases · · Score: 3, Insightful
    I wanted something that didn't say "HEY, I'M AN EXPENSIVE LAPTOP COMPUTER, STEAL ME !"

    So I bought a Danish school bag at the local amy surplus. I got a sleeve for the laptop, which all fits in the bag. Then I grunged it up with some paint and iron-on patches to make it look like nothing nobody would want to steal. For extra padding, I can put my towel in it.

    About the only thing less likely to get stolen would be a diaper bag with Barney all over it.

  5. you're planning on dying? on Your Digital Inheritance? · · Score: 1
    Why not just put some money in a savings account with instructions for it to be used to resurrect your corporeal body when the principal is sufficient?

    Personally, I left a note in an infrequently used book at the library asking that any good samaritan time traveller rescue me.

  6. unneccessary and complicated on Lab-Grown Bladder Transplanted · · Score: 0, Troll

    why are these scienticians wasting so much time and effort when we have perfectly good baboon bladders lying all over the place?

  7. expensive useless crap for stupid rich people on World's Most Expensive Mp3 Player · · Score: 2

    I bet these guys or these guys can top that!

  8. Re:Nanobots on Bacteria Propel Themselves with Slime Jets · · Score: 1

    I think "bacterial slimejets" is almost as good a name for a nerdcore band as "titanium spork".

  9. in related news... on Pr0n's Effect On Society · · Score: 1
  10. Re:Apple will announce "Ipod Yocto" on Will Apple Disappoint on 30th Anniversary? · · Score: 1

    Make it look like Mr Spock's computer interface dohickey that he wears in his ear.

  11. are you MAD man?! on Will Apple Disappoint on 30th Anniversary? · · Score: 1

    I just bought a new Turion laptop and the Synaptics trackpad recognizes gestures. Tap the pad for clicks, slide your finger along the right edge for vertical scroll, along the bottom edge for horizontal scroll. It's the simplest, slickest, most intuitive thing I've seen in a long time. I already find my wife's Powerbook G4 to be confusing and annoying because it doesn't have it. And the whole thing can be implemented in a driver update.

  12. Eisenhower was right on NASA Priorities Out of Whack? · · Score: 1
    NASA's a WPA for the aerospace industry.

    Meh. I guess it's better than squandering it on bombs and blowing peoples up.

  13. Re:Oh, cry me a river. on Will Apple Disappoint on 30th Anniversary? · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Apple Computer - proudly going out of business for thirty years"!

  14. I have a followup question for you... on Beginning Ubuntu Linux · · Score: 1
    "What distro should I use?"




    BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!

  15. Re:His Master's Voice on Stanislaw Lem Dies in Krakow · · Score: 1
    I still think that pothead Carl Sagan ripped Lem off bigtime when he wrote "Contact", let me count the ways:

    • man recieves a tranmission from the stars
    • it's teh NAZIs!
    • the message is a palimpsest
    • two seperate teams are set up to work on decoding the message, one in secret
    • in the end, man doesn't really learn anything much from the experience
  16. Re:who? on Stanislaw Lem Dies in Krakow · · Score: 1

    As much as I admire PKD's work, he had only one main theme "reality is slippery". You're lucky to find a Lem story where he only explores one unusual idea.

  17. Re:The old guard passes away... on Stanislaw Lem Dies in Krakow · · Score: 1

    I think that letter just shows the sheer innovative genius of Philip K Dick. Who else but a brain-addled speed-freak would create a whole new literary genre around writing insane letters to the FBI?!! This is nothing less than a thinly-veiled and scathing review of Lem's work. Much like how Lem wrote the introductions to books that he knew he would never get around to wrting for one reason or another.

  18. you kids these days, don't cite your source materi on Stanislaw Lem Dies in Krakow · · Score: 1

    Seduced, shaggy Samson snored.
    She scissored short. Sorely shorn,
    Soon shackled slave, Samson sighed,
    Silently scheming,
    Sightlessly seeking
    Some savage, spectacular suicide.

  19. welcome to Plato's dungeon, er I mean CAVE on Stanislaw Lem Dies in Krakow · · Score: 1

    Hollyweird likes stories that play with what is real and what isn't. It makes them feel what they do is special. Just look at movies like "Vanilla Sky", "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind", "The Truman Show" and "Brazil". They particularly enjoy half-heartedly raping the oeuvre of Philip K Dick for this reason.

  20. top or bottom? on Jailed Spam King Caught Conspiring to Kill Witness · · Score: 1
    Why do people think it's OK to joke about this?
    If Richard Pryor can joke about lighting himself on fire while freebasing or having a heart attack, I can damn well joke about prison rape.
    And Fulcrum of Evil wins it by revealling a little bit more about himself than we are comfortable knowing...


    And what's that "destruction of state property" in Mississippi that was mentioned above earlier? Is that legit? You ass really does belong to da man?

  21. Re:Internet Stalking 101 on IRS to Allow Tax Preparers to Sell Your Info? · · Score: 1

    "I P Freely -- American Patriot !"

  22. Pay the Danegeld, never ger rid of the Dane. on Ebay and Microsoft Fight Software Piracy · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Doctrine of First Sale


    Goddamn corporate whores are colluding to not just monopolize an industry, but the market itself. That's just wrong.


    If I'm forced to buy a copy of Windows that I don't want with my new computer, I should be able to freely re-sell that copy. (Ok, so being software, someone could make a "backup" copy and sell their original. That's not right either.)

  23. Hats went out in the 40's on Microsoft to Publish Blue Hat Findings · · Score: 1

    whaddya tryin' to do, cover a bald spot?!!!

  24. two-year-old's rules on Gates Mocks MIT's $100 Laptop · · Score: 1
    Autism and greed are an awesome combination.

    sure, go ahead, use it as your .sig...

  25. Re:Education starts only with opportunity on Gates Mocks MIT's $100 Laptop · · Score: 5, Funny

    That proverb has great poetry to it in the original Klingon.