When I first came here, this was all ocean. Everyone said I was daft to build a wind farm on a ocean, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the ocean. So I built a second one. That sank into the ocean. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the ocean. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest wind farm in all of Scotland.
It's been long-standing policy to spread NASA projects around the country to spread the pork around to ensure Congressional support. In this case, gotta keep those rednecks and NAZIs employed.
If it becomes cheaper to artificially manufacture meat, what are we going to do with all those obsolete cows? The species will go extinct in a generation if it's not economical to keep them.
I'm sorry, what do YOU call a 95-story linear accelerator? Sounds like a bloody giant goddamn space gun in disguise to me.
Probably could do double duty in some sort of civil defense program to drive off any aliens that attempt to molest the Earth.
Now they just need an advanced AI that can see a few seconds into the future so they can arrive right before a passenger needs them.
Then they can go sulk in the basement.
Spam is the very manna that John Frum brought to the islands on the silver birds. It is the perfect food and requires no refrigeration. Grill it up, maybe add some pineapple or some soy sauce and you're good to go.
I'm sorry, if I invest my capital in automation to make my employees more productive, I should give them some of the proceeds of those productivity gains? Hah.
Maybe after I exhaust all other better ideas of what to do with the money.
Underground coal mining used to be the canonical shitty job. It was dirty, dangerous, and you died young from black lung disease. Not sure why any rational human being would want to bring those days back. But I answer my own question.
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Moffett is 28.3 minutes closer.
When I first came here, this was all ocean. Everyone said I was daft to build a wind farm on a ocean, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the ocean. So I built a second one. That sank into the ocean. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the ocean. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest wind farm in all of Scotland.
It's been long-standing policy to spread NASA projects around the country to spread the pork around to ensure Congressional support. In this case, gotta keep those rednecks and NAZIs employed.
If it becomes cheaper to artificially manufacture meat, what are we going to do with all those obsolete cows? The species will go extinct in a generation if it's not economical to keep them.
No.
Obviously they should arm the kangaroos with stinger missiles.
that's not hacking.
meh. Against stupidity even the gods themselves contend in vain.
I'm sorry, what do YOU call a 95-story linear accelerator?
Sounds like a bloody giant goddamn space gun in disguise to me.
Probably could do double duty in some sort of civil defense program to drive off any aliens that attempt to molest the Earth.
Major Conglomerate?
Admiral Appliance?
Syria for Sirians!
But now that he's giving it away, I am forced by principle to pirate it.
Now they just need an advanced AI that can see a few seconds into the future so they can arrive right before a passenger needs them.
Then they can go sulk in the basement.
goddamned lazy physicists, wasting time studying rolling luggage instead of curing cancer!
"SEE?!
We TOLD you encryption was a problem!"
Spam is the very manna that John Frum brought to the islands on the silver birds. It is the perfect food and requires no refrigeration. Grill it up, maybe add some pineapple or some soy sauce and you're good to go.
Hey, I'm sure all those cashiers will retrain to be lawyers and doctors, thusly increasing their earning potential. Everybody wins! /S
Some guy named Clifford Stoll would like to talk to you about a $0.75 accounting discrepancy in the computer usage accounts.
Apple:Apple::Tesla:Tesla
Oh my, what a frisson of inceptionally lawsuit goodness!
Chrome's not done until EMACS will run.
Wait. That's not how it goes...
why do they have to SLASH their staff, that's just barbaric. Couldn't they just fire, errr, terminate, uh, lay them off?
geeze getta load of all these would-be 9-fingered wonders.
I'm sorry, if I invest my capital in automation to make my employees more productive, I should give them some of the proceeds of those productivity gains? Hah.
Maybe after I exhaust all other better ideas of what to do with the money.
Underground coal mining used to be the canonical shitty job. It was dirty, dangerous, and you died young from black lung disease.
Not sure why any rational human being would want to bring those days back. But I answer my own question.
story headline should be "Jack Ma threatens WORLD WAR III"
Also modular construction, although I expect this is nowhere what Google has in mind.
conditions in the bitmines were deplorable back in '17...
We lost 217 coders to Starbucks butt just in April.