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Vegan Mayonnaise Company Starts Growing Its Own Meat In Labs, Says It Will Get To Stores First (qz.com)

Chase Purdy reports via Quartz: The maker of vegan mayonnaise has been working on getting lab-made meat onto dinner tables everywhere. It's just that nobody knew about it. Hampton Creek -- a company that built its name on plant-based condiments and vegan-friendly cookie doughs -- today revealed that, for the last year, it has been secretly developing the technology necessary for producing lab-made meat and seafood, or as the industry likes to call it, "clean meat." Perhaps even more surprising is that Hampton Creek expects to beat its closest competitor to market by more than two years. Since it was founded in 2015, Memphis Meats has raised at least $3 million from five investors for the development of its meat products, according to Crunchbase. By contrast, Hampton Creek -- just a 20-mile drive from its Silicon Valley rival -- has raised more than $120 million since 2011. It's one of Silicon Valley's unicorns -- a company that has a valuation that exceeds $1 billion.

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  1. Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 3, Funny

    Growing meat in their Axlotl tanks......

    The Gholas... They're made of meat!

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    1. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by CaptnCrud · · Score: 3, Funny

      You mean it slig meat, a half slug half pig creature that fed on garbage and body parts.

      I remember the books saying it was thought as the tastiest meat in the known universe (except no one but the tleilaxu knew what sligs were or what they fed on).

    2. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

      I'm not as smart as I thought. Forgot about the sligs.

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    3. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by ls671 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Growing meat in their Axlotl tanks......

      The Gholas... They're made of meat!

      More like laying eggs. Real mayonnaise is eggs and vegetable oil with a touch of vinegar and seasonings.

      So "vege" mayonnaise could possibly be mayonnaise without eggs. No thank you, I will stick with old school. It is comparable to people eating margarine instead of butter because butter contains cholesterol. Well, guess what? Your body will produce cholesterol with the overdose of margarine you may feed yourself although there is none in the intake. I eat butter. Just control your doses and you will be all better the end.

      For animal conscious people, there is nothing with eating an animal eggs.

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    4. Re: Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean man bear pig is real?

    5. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well the axlotl tanks were actually braindead cyborb women. And the Tleilaxy managed to keep that secret for thousands of years.

    6. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by oscode · · Score: 4, Informative

      The problem vegans have with the egg industry are that the hens are usually severely mistreated before being butchered as soon as their productivity declines at the age of around 6. Right now roughly 50% of chicks that are born are male, and they are useless to the egg industry, so they are killed usually by being ground up alive or by being suffocated using carbon dioxide, which is fairly slow and unpleasant process. Eggs are not a victimless food.

    7. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to Life. If you eat it, there's a victim somewhere; either in the animals that are killed, or the people/land/wildlife habitats that are exploited to get the food to you. If you don't like it, you're welcome to starve yourself.

    8. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 3, Funny

      roughly 50% of chicks that are born are male, and they are useless to the egg industry, so they are killed usually by being ground up alive or by being suffocated using carbon dioxide, which is fairly slow and unpleasant process.

      Third wave feminists are sponsoring research to see if the process can scale up to include human males.

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    9. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      So it's something like Soylent Green?

    10. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 2

      I'm not as smart as I thought. Forgot about the sligs.

      Don't feel bad, I thought sligs was "The beer that made Milwaukee famous."

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    11. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by sycodon · · Score: 0

      So this is a complete admission that the Vegan's issue with meat isn't health based, but rather politically based.

      Vegetarians make a huge deal about how bad meat is for you, but now they are going to eat lab grown meat?

      What bullshit. Just another group of pontificating, virtue signaling assholes.

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    12. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by iampiti · · Score: 1

      Well, I personally have met several vegatarians and vegans and none of them have told me meat is bad for health, all of them chose not to eat meat because of ethical reasons.

    13. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

      There are pontificating, virtue signaling assholes in any movement or social group, it isn't unique to vegans. Even Slashdot has one or two!

      Personally, I have no interest in eating lab meat. In part because of health reasons, but primarily because it just sounds gross and I'm quite happy with the vegan foods we already have. But the health concerns could in theory be 'weeded' out in the lab - the hormones, cholesterol and saturated fat can all likely be customized and reduced..so maybe this is what's on their minds. (Not trying to justify them, but it is a facet of lab grown meat.)

    14. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by harrkev · · Score: 1

      For some vegans, it has little to do with the treatment of animals, and everything to do with health benefits. Eggs and dairy, and even lab-grown meat are still from animals, along with the negative health impact that it implies.

      For the record, I am not vegan -- I love bacon, pizza, and hamburgers too much. However, eating less animal products so that I can live longer seems like a good idea.

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    15. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by SandorZoo · · Score: 1

      I've asked a few vegetarians why they don't eat meet, and they seem about 50/50 split between ethical reasons, and just not liking the taste. I also can't remember any saying it was bad for ones health.

    16. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would they grind up male chicks alive when there is a massive poultry industry waiting to sell meat? Did you get this off of some cartoon made by PETA?

    17. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by Pfhorrest · · Score: 2

      If you're going to be snarky, at least be accurate. The Society for Cutting Up Men (SCUM) was second-wave.

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    18. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      If you're going to be snarky, at least be accurate. The Society for Cutting Up Men (SCUM) was second-wave.

      Oh heavens no! I'm talking about the third wavers, the women who scream at men, and find that a man that doesn't sit like they like to be a rapist, and that plowing roads is symbolic of rape culture. Man these women want men dead. SCUM was mostly parody. These women are deadly serious.

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    19. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously though, if you're a manspreader you're probably a rapist as well, studies have proven this time and time again.

    20. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by lactose99 · · Score: 2

      Want to know if someone's a vegan?

      Don't worry, they'll tell you

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    21. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by bruce_the_loon · · Score: 1

      Nope, it is an admission that a company that found a market for selling vegan mayonnaise has also discovered that there is a potential market for meat that doesn't involve slaughtering Ferdinand the Bull.

      The market may be that segment of vegans that don't eat meat because of animal slaughter and butchery as well as a segment of current meat-eaters whose conscience is tweaked a bit, but not enough to quit eating it.

      Beans and lettuce bunny huggers won't change, neither will proper carnivores. But enough may will do so if the price and taste is right.

      Now please excuse me while I go and tuck into a prime rack of pork ribs with sticky sauce.

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    22. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by PraiseBob · · Score: 1

      Just to be clear, there are many well-researched and well-documented adverse health impacts to eating meat, especially "red" meat. That's not to say it is entirely bad for you, but there are proven links between heart disease and meat consumption.

    23. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by Megol · · Score: 1

      " find that a man that doesn't sit like they like to be a rapist"

      What? Can't parse that!

    24. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by Megol · · Score: 1

      So you haven't met any hard-core vegans then. The kind of that claim that humans aren't made to eat meat, that out teeth are a proof of that (while any reasonable person would recognize human teeth as those of omnivores) and that meat rots in the intestines and attach itself to the intestine walls etc.

    25. Re: Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Layers are not the same as meat birds, they're very different breeds.

    26. Re: Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by Nocturna81 · · Score: 1

      You've never witnessed what happens when two roosters come in contact with each other last alone a few hundred.....

    27. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      I think the first "that" is in error. The structure is "find X to be Y" (i.e. think that X is Y), where in this case X = "a man that doesn't sit like they like" and Y = "a rapist".

      Where that first "like" means "how"; "sit how they like". (And "they" is the person passing the judgement, not the person sitting).

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    28. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think the first "that" is wrong. I find that a man doesn't sit the way I like. I find that a man that doesn't sit the way I like is bad. I find that a man that doesn't sit the way I want him to sit is offensive. I find that a man that doesn't sit like I like to be offensive. Both "that"s are correct in my English grammar.

    29. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Want to know if someone eats meat? Don't worry, they'll tell you. And you can smell their colons a mile away.

    30. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      The "that" would be correct if the copula were "is" rather than "to be". You can find that an X is a Y, or you can find an X to be a Y, but you can't grammatically find that an X to be a Y.

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    31. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1
      Manspreading. http://meninthemovement.blogsp...

      Yes, if you sit with your legs too far apart, you are part of rape culture.

      In New York, manspreading is a crime. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men...

      In madrid Spain as well. https://www.nytimes.com/2017/0...

      Anyhow, it's an interesting DDGo search. I can't get some people to look this stuff up, but the links are there, and there are more of them.

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    32. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      I think the first "that" is in error. The structure is "find X to be Y" (i.e. think that X is Y), where in this case X = "a man that doesn't sit like they like" and Y = "a rapist".

      Where that first "like" means "how"; "sit how they like". (And "they" is the person passing the judgement, not the person sitting).

      Actually, it means that when sitting with your legs too far apart on public transit, you are often guilty of a crime, and many third wave feminists consider you as part of rape culture. See above links.

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    33. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pandas have the digestive system of a carnivorous bear but choose to eat bamboo, even though it makes them poop a lot. Pandas have chosen a more ethical diet.

    34. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you pro-abortion or pro-life?

    35. Re: Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw a gif of that, probably on 4chan. Little fluffy yellow chicks. Not nice. Can't unsee.

    36. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      find that X to be a Y is fine, to my ear, when X is long enough.

      I find that X, which I don't like the way they sit, to be offensive.

      Technically maybe it's not correct, but if you put enough words between the first "that" and the "to be" the message gets through to me at least. I was not confused upon reading the sentence in question the first time. Therefore, in my grammar, the original sentence was not in violation of arbitrary grammar rules designed by Latin teachers and forced onto English out of spite.

    37. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mourn for the pigs killed to satisfy your gluttony and wish you an early grave to decrease demand for murdered pigs.

    38. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can strive to minimize harm. Eating an apple is not equivalent in violence to killing a cow, because plants produce fruit that birds eat, thereby transmitting seeds to far-off lands. Edible fruit is a survival strategy for the plant, while being tasty to humans is not a choice for the cow.

      Jains have recognized that all eating involves some violence, and have championed a least-harm diet for millennia. The best death for a Jain is self-starvation.

    39. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many fast food restaurants have beat you to be first. I'm not sure they even have meat in tacos and such anymore. Just shredded Chinese newspapers.

    40. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by Pfhorrest · · Score: 1

      I wasn't telling you what was comprehensible to you or not, obviously; I was trying to help someone who didn't understand it to figure out what, specifically, might be throwing them off, and so to understand it with that removed.

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    41. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      That's farming for you.

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    42. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by stoatwblr · · Score: 1

      It's a good meme, but....

      Nice theory, but pandas will eat meat _if_ they can catch it. One of the artifacts of their vege diet is that they're so slow most things can run outrun them.

      Pandas are easily attracted with meat baits and I'm aware of at least one chinese guard in the panda reserves who got careless and savaged/partially eaten by one (happened in the 1990s)

    43. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by stoatwblr · · Score: 1

      "primarily because it just sounds gross "

      There's a paragraph in Chip Delany's "The Stars in my pocket like grains of sand" detailing the revulsion of a meat eater who discovered blood vessels in what he was eating and realised it had once been alive.

    44. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

      That's in part what happened to me as a kid - I was eating a chicken leg and noticed these big purple arteries. Really started questioning what I was eating at that point.

    45. Re:Those Dirty Tleilaxu... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rape culture?

      There is no 'rape culture' outside the minds of sick people who conceive of such a thing, and brought the concept into the public consciousness.

      Now of course, there are indeed rapists. Filthy scum that they are. They act as individuals though, following their own desires to overpower and demean women through rape. Gang rape isn't a culture - it's just a bunch of defective guys who commit a crime at the same time, and thus need to be exterminated.

  2. What's the point... by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...when you have perfectly good animals that are already made out of food?

    1. Re:What's the point... by fustakrakich · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yeah, but they're a tiny bit labor and resource intensive. With lab grown meat, you might be able to grow yer own on the kitchen counter top.

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    2. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But then you miss out on the fun of killing and butchering the animals.

    3. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...Just a pound of clean meat—grown inside high-tech industrial vats—can easily cost thousands of dollars..."
      So, all that they have to do is bring down the price by say a factor of a thousand.

      “By the end of next year, we’ll have something out there on the marketplace,”
      In less than two years. As if.

      This is even more whacko that that article yesterday about putting Vertical Farms in Grocery stores. What happened to the Good Old Days when VCs, gorged on Capital, invested in something sensible like Flying Cars?

    4. Re:What's the point... by ArmoredDragon · · Score: 1

      Hmm...I guess that makes sense.

    5. Re:What's the point... by Captain+Linger · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, but they're a tiny bit labor and resource intensive. With lab grown meat, you might be able to grow yer own on the kitchen counter top.

      But then it turns out that the $300 meat machine you bought could've just been replaced by hand squeezing the meat packs you buy.

    6. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      That cocktail weenie wouldn't satisfy even a toddler.

    7. Re:What's the point... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 5, Informative

      The first vat-grown hamburger cost $325,000. The cost is now about $12 per pound. That is a decline in price by a factor of 30,000 in four years. Progress happens.

    8. Re:What's the point... by godrik · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, it could eventually get cheaper to grow meat rather than raise the animals. It could also have implication for places were it is inconvenient to raise animals. Think in the polar region or the desert. Also, raising animal is not environmentally friendly and my not scale to a 10 billion human population at US consumption rate.

      Some people object to eating animal products (7+ million in the us, 350+ million in the world) but may not object to grown meat which could be a trillion dollar industry in itself.

    9. Re:What's the point... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Interesting

      With vat-grown meat, we can also avoid the methane emissions from cows that contribute to AGW.

    10. Re: What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They said "bring the cost down by a factor of 1,000..."

      Clearly bringing the cost down by a factor of 30,000 doesn't meet that requirement.

      #LearnToMaths #YesThisIsSarcasm

    11. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get the whole not killing animals bit.

      But if such fun adventures are to be had in the milking shed, why are vegans so against dairy?

    12. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With vat-grown meat, we can also avoid the methane emissions from cows that contribute to AGW.

      Well that's no good, it still gets too cold here in the winter.
      I guess we could just keep feeding the cows though, then both the cows and I will be happy.

    13. Re:What's the point... by glenebob · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I do not object, per se, to eating animals. Animals are yummy, and it's not my fault. However, the very instant a passable, affordable, non-animal meat product becomes available, I'm in. I would very happily do without the killing aspect of eating delicious animal protein.

    14. Re:What's the point... by Scarletdown · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'm a long term member of the other PETA... People Eating Tasty Animals. And there is a place for many of nature's creatures; right next to the mashed potatoes and gravy.

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    15. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry, I'll make sure twice as many animals are killed in your stead.

    16. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There's also the issue of routine use of antibiotics on factory farm animals producing antibiotic-resistant strains of infectious diseases.....which isn't an issue with vatgrown meat.

    17. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Do you kill them yourself, or like most people expect others to do the dirty work?

      What happens when all those immigrants Trump kicks out aren't working in the "tasty animal" processing plants?

      Will "real" Americans step up to work in the slaughterhouses? Or in the feed lots? Who is going to drive the "dead truck"?

      I mean if you spend any time outside of a restaurant and see where meat comes from, you might be less likely to make flippant jokes.

    18. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I grew up on a farm slaughtering animals. Only pansy-ass libtards get squeamish.

    19. Re:What's the point... by roman_mir · · Score: 0

      A vegetarian such as myself does not object to people eating meat, fish, eggs and such, I don't eat them because I am experimenting with my health, not because I care about not eating animals.

    20. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So instead of eating meat, you just smoke the pole instead?

    21. Re: What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More Whackiness. Tell me, Oh Mighty Hashtaginess, just where can one actually _Buy_ this mythical $12 a pound Hamburger?
      That nextbigfutile article makes a lot of claims, but as of earlier this year, they claimed that producing a Commercial product is five years away. It's going to be five years away for a long time to come.
      This is just like Moller and his Flying Car. The first of these for sale will come out in two years. He has been claiming this, and blown some $100M of OPM, for _three_ decades now.

      I quite like the idea of Industrial Meat, but not the chemically-bound Pink Slime that was passed off in the past. And that was using what was arguably actual Meat. People were revolting... that might be put a better way. Get Pink Slime right first, and then move on to Better Grilling Through Chemistry.
      People around here... if you told them that there was no such word as "Gullible" in the Dictionary, they would go to a lot of trouble to prove this claim wrong.

    22. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nobody who uses teenybopper words like "libtard" has ever been in the same area code as a live farm animal.

    23. Re:What's the point... by wierd_w · · Score: 1

      You have clearly never heard of Biovita steaks.

      Go read The Incal comic series, and come back later.
      https://www.amazon.com/Orphan-...

      In a nutshell, their main selling feature is that you have to kill the steaks yourself, and they can be quite deadly.

    24. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      There is simply no way that lab grown meat can be produced at industrial scale for less cost than products made from natural animals. First of all, lab technicians require more education and have higher labor costs than farm labor, but without lab technicians the risks of contaminated products are untenable. Second, it costs nothing for a cow to eat a pound of grass while standing in a field, but in a lab each small glob of meat goop will need to be carefully measured at considerable cost. Third, the more tightly you try to control the growing conditions in the lab, the more likely that the smallest mistake will contaminate the product. Animals have immune systems to take care of problems, but meat goop doesn't have any way to fight infections. So you either research and design a way for the meat goop to regulate itself, which will be expensive, or you design extensive protocols for handing contamination, which will also be expensive. The numbers just aren't going to add up in favor of a lab grown product.

    25. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How is that? Are you going to grow your meat goop in a clean room? You won't be able to do that at an industrial scale. Just look at what is being attempted: start with some organic material that can store energy into molecular bonds, and create an energy rich environment where this can take place. That environment isn't going to be ideal just for the stuff you have custom designed, but for life in general. Now you have to build an artificial immune system to keep your meet goop from being contaminated.

    26. Re:What's the point... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 2

      I personally am a vegetarian. I just like my vegetables processed into pork, or beef, or chicken...

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    27. Re:What's the point... by Gay+Boner+Sex · · Score: 0

      That cocktail weenie wouldn't satisfy even a toddler.

      That one made me laugh. The visuals. Seriously.

    28. Re:What's the point... by Anomalyst · · Score: 2

      emissions from cows that contribute to AGW

      shouldnt that be (B)ovinomorphic GW?

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    29. Re: What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I looked it up, gullible really isn't in there.

    30. Re:What's the point... by mwvdlee · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Because you have to put a lot of perfectly good food into those animals to get far less food out of them.
      Current meat production practices are unsustainable when expanded to a global scale.
      So unless you want to maintain the first-world/third-world gap, meat production or consumption has to change.
      Since we all know the latter is not going to happen any time soon, we need to tackle the former.

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    31. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bovinogenic

      But otherwise ... nice!

    32. Re:What's the point... by Pfhorrest · · Score: 4, Informative

      The "A" stands for "anthropogenic" (man-made), not "anthropomorphic" (man-shaped). So the analogous word you want is "bovogenic" (cow-made).

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    33. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      meat or vegetable, neither are realistically sustainable if you want to get rid of the first/third world gaps. EArths populations is growing too fast for that and most plant crops are also incredibly destructive, especially many of the vegan/vegetarians favourite alternative, ironically often they can be doing almost as much harm to the environment then help with their choices.

    34. Re: What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we can make modern CPUs, which are produced in a fab that has insane levels of quality control to prevent contamination (damage to the processor or equipment) I'm gonna say making meat in a vat will be a lot easier.

    35. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really. The world population of cows is a bit over sized because of human activity.
      Human net emissions of CO2 is zero, methane emissions are rather low. Its just our actions (driving cars, burning coal for heat, raising cows) that cause AGW.

    36. Re:What's the point... by wierd_w · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You dont really need to..

      You can do things in a processing line you cannot do on a feed lot. (and vise versa.)

      Feed lot: You can never keep it free of feces. The animals produce and exrete it in copious quantity. This creates an environment rife with dangerous microbes.

      Processing line: No feces. At all.

      Feed lot: You cannot keep it even 70% free for microbiota. It is open air, open environment. Germs from all over get all over it.

      Processing line: Microbes only get introduced at inlets and places where there are breaks in the closed environment of the processing system. One can keep much the intake free from microbiota by keeping inlets heated above 250F, with a cooloff section before it gets to the main processing line. If your culture system involves cultured whole blood as well as meat on scaffolds, then you also get cultured white cells in the mix, meaning microbes in the line are less of a problem.

      Keeping the goop from getting contaminated is less of a chore than keeping the system from plugging up though. Fibronectin and whole platelets in the system (if fed on cultured whole blood) will have the same trouble that artificial heart valves and artificial hearts have: getting coated in blood factors and then having blood and other tissues adhere there.

    37. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Animal husbandry is dirty and wasteful. Not to mention the use of antibiotics that creates the superbugs.

    38. Re: What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I keep pointing this out to people; "Gullible" isn't a real word. When they ask for proof, I just tell them to "Look it up in your Funk and Wagnalls."
      For some reason, they then just drop the subject, or sock it to me.

      Funnily enough, over at Wikipedia in the discussion section of "Pink Slime", there are some contributors there who really object to the term and denying that it is in common use, preferring instead LFTB, "Lean Finely Textured Beef". They have never cooked the goop, obviously.
      I did, once, as part of a Market Survey by Safeway. Forming patties out of it literally leaves slime on your hands that smells slightly of baby diapers, and patties thus formed shrink to half the size in a broiling pan, leaving some sort of liquid behind that doesn't taste of anything. (It was probably PFPE, Perfluoropolyether, trade name of Fomblin, which is allowed in the Food Industry.)
      The broiled patties tasted of... they smelled like... they had the texture of... slightly oily crumbled cardboard that had been slept in by a wet dog.
      LFTB was never supposed to be eaten directly; it was a "Meat Extender" to be put in such things as School and Prison Lunches, like TVP. ("Textured Vegetable Protein". These guys sure like initialisms...)
      Safeway declined to further commercialize.

    39. Re: What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not exactly, methane is much more potent than CO2 in terms of warning potential. While growing grass to feed to cattle to slaughter and eat is carbon neutral, some carbon gets converted to methane and released. That causes the net warning to be higher than if humans were not involved and the carbon was cycling around as CO2 and plant material. Also burning of forest for grazing land prevents that forest being a store of sequestered CO2.

      This is in addition to the fuel burning and other carbon-positive overheads (anything that removes carbon from long term storage and gets it into the air or sea) you mentioned.

    40. Re: What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      https://youtu.be/FXI21S4ZWJU

    41. Re: What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Microchip manufacturing does not rely on organic chemistry, it is primarily an engineering problem. The production of proteins is the essence of organic chemistry, and is primarily a biological problem, one where you have to create ideal conditions for organic reactions to take place while controlling for a world that has spent the past few million years taking advantage of organic materials. We already have organic machines to produce organic meat, we call them animals, they come with immune systems and a number of other self-regulating systems. Do you think we will be able to produce artificial animals that are actually cheaper?

    42. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you agree, we would have to create artificial systems to mimic the behavior of natural systems. I mean if we can actually do it, then your concerns about contamination by feces doesn't really matter, just crank up the production of "cultured white cells". But you have to do it in a way that is more optimized and truly cheaper than what we get out of nature, which is in no way guaranteed. And you still need a source of energy, some source of organic biomass to take the sun's energy and produce chemical energy, which is free in a field but not free for a factory.

    43. Re: What's the point... by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      "Not exactly, methane is much more potent than CO2 in terms of warning potential. "

      It also breaks down much faster, so no real net difference in greenhouse potential.

    44. Re:What's the point... by PoopJuggler · · Score: 0

      Maybe so that animals don't have to suffer and die to appease your addiction to meat.

    45. Re:What's the point... by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      Farming is labor intensive and requires land, while any automated industrial process, once developed, can be scaled up to meet the market. Watch for lab-grown meat to take over first in the places where the human population is most dense.

    46. Re:What's the point... by arth1 · · Score: 2

      Feed lot: You can never keep it free of feces. The animals produce and exrete it in copious quantity. This creates an environment rife with dangerous microbes.

      Processing line: No feces. At all.

      And no urine either. But don't assume that's good.
      There is no liver and kidneys that remove bad substances from the body. The cells stew in their own filth.
      With no immune system to take care of the infection vectors like your dangerous microbes.

    47. Re:What's the point... by triffid_98 · · Score: 1

      So unless you want to maintain the first-world/third-world gap, meat production or consumption has to change

      If you live in a country where your average citizen is making oh...$900USD per year, at $12/lb this "vegan" meat seems like something you totally wouldn't buy. I mean, not when you can get meat from a cow @ $4/lb or @ $2/lb from a chicken.

      At some point economy of scale and competition may make soylent-meat cheaper but right now it really only makes sense for people who have ethical problems with eating delicious animals, not people in the third world who just want to eat something besides relief agency rice and oppression.

    48. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get a lot of satisfaction from the suffering and death of my food. Far more than I ever could from the meat itself. I'll never eat lab-grown meat, and I take perhaps the greatest satisfaction of all in knowing how much that pisses off people like you.

    49. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you're basically counting on security through obscurity

    50. Re:What's the point... by oscode · · Score: 1

      It's actually the farmers funded by the meat eaters that impregnate cows, sheep and coats with their arms.

    51. Re:What's the point... by oscode · · Score: 1

      goats*

    52. Re: What's the point... by arth1 · · Score: 1

      They're not even useful for beef farming, as they're different varieties.

      That depends on what you mean by "useful". They're certainly useful enough that countries that use the same cattle for dairy and meat production do so.
      Dual purpose cattle may not be as economically profitable as specialization, but a NRF steak is certainly tastier than Angus or Belgian Blue.

    53. Re:What's the point... by Ian+A.+Shill · · Score: 1

      Reversing moderation.

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    54. Re: What's the point... by guruevi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Unless you know what's going into the vat you can't say that for sure. Most likely something has to be done to stave off the molds, bugs and other vermin that is going to be on the factory floor and in the source product (given the source is plant material)

      Keeping a lab clean is relatively easy, keeping an entire factory where food-products are grown and handled are going to attract something.

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    55. Re:What's the point... by Z80a · · Score: 1

      The point starts with vegans that can't see themselves eating meat due guilt etc etc etc..
      But then MCDonalds takes over, discovers how to make those huge meatplants that create the cheapest,greasiest and most addictive artificial groundmeat they can and have those massive machines that requires no farmers, no cow or advanced infrastructure. Direct from the tube to your burger.

    56. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I do not think this is going to be the case... I will assume that growing meat is going to be a lot like growing any cell in the lab, pharmabioprocess facility, or biotech manufacturing. If this is the case, then that media the meat will be grown in is a density rich solution, so it is a good place for bacteria to grow. Because of this, antibiotics and anitfungals are often added to tissue culture media. Now that being said, I have worked with cell lines long enough to know that if I am the only one with access,and the room is clean, then I do not routinely add antibiotics (pen / strep or gentamycin), or antifungal. However, when I worked with bioprocess they always did. Lab is different than production, where they have to control for any adventitious infectious agent that could get in... so there will most likely be antibiotics, anitfungal, and tight control for viral infections. Just cause you can control some parts more than a whole living organism, what you miss out on is the immune system of the living creature, and other innate features that make them easier to grow. But the end result of the synthetic meat should be something that can easily be tested for all types of normal beef / chicken / pork probelms (such as antibiotics, or hormones). There media used can be vegan, the cells themselves that make up the meat, still had to be harvested from a living organism, but that doesnt mean it was killed. However, this raises a important distinction, if vegans do not partake of the flesh, or the ovum, or the milk, of any living organism with a face, does it matter what is the real difference in this solution, as the meat is still going to be from a living organism... just not the whole of the organism. Granted no face, but still, its alive, until it is food.

      Food for thought.

    57. Re:What's the point... by houghi · · Score: 1

      The first thing that will go will be the quality. The way the food industry is dealing with things now (Let's put some more corn sugar in it) does not make me want to wait for it.
      "But there will be rules" you might say. Sure and they will have been made by the companies. Because seriously, who cares about the scheeple anyway.

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    58. Re:What's the point... by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      At some point economy of scale and competition may make soylent-meat cheaper but right now it really only makes sense for people who have ethical problems with eating delicious animals, not people in the third world who just want to eat something besides relief agency rice and oppression.

      Currenty, you are absolutely right.
      It's like the earliest hybrid/electric cars (remember the first Tesla, The one based on the Lotus frame?); way too impractical and expensive as a viable solution for the majority, but good enough for enough people to make it possible to build up the economy of scale you need for mass market adoption. We're still not there yet, but I dare say that few would be blind enough not to deny a future of non-petrol cars.

      You can bet that the first few artificial meat products will be far too expensive, but that won't stop Hollywood celebrities from buying it, and effectively handing those companies the money they need to scale up and reduce cost for the rest of us. At some point, artificial meat should be able to become cheaper than real meat (it's a more effective use of "ingredients", it's production method that is expensive), at which point artificial will become the norm, and real meat will either become a delicacy food item or go the way of fur coats.

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    59. Re:What's the point... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      They are actually losing money on that $300 press. A guy called AvE took one apart and it's massively over-engineered and incredibly expensive. He estimated at least $1000 worth of parts in it.

      It's just a way to hook you into the subscriptions, which start at $40/week. If you subscribe for six months the thing has paid for itself. It's basically just a shiny toy to keep you paying for their incredibly over-priced pressed fruit.

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    60. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true. You used it and you've molested plenty of farm animals in your life.

    61. Re:What's the point... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1, Interesting

      With no immune system to take care of the infection vectors like your dangerous microbes.

      If something goes seriously wrong with the proteins in a cow's muscles, it dies. Probably before it is even born. If something goes seriously wrong with the proteins in a vat of meat and they don't detect it, you die.

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    62. Re: What's the point... by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Keeping a lab clean is relatively easy, keeping an entire factory where food-products are grown and handled are going to attract something.

      It's not going to be an open vat. It's going to be a closed reactor. Even fruit paste (you know, like what they make those little fruit filling cookies with... or fruit roll-ups) is cooked in a sealed system — it's vented, but it's not permitting unfiltered atmospheric air to mix with the fruit paste.

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    63. Re:What's the point... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Because you have to put a lot of perfectly good food into those animals to get far less food out of them.

      This is why most of the world eats a lot of goat. It can eat stuff we can't. Anyone care to do a back-of-the-envelope calculation of what switching 100% from cows to goats eating Kudzu would do to CO2 emissions?

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    64. Re:What's the point... by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      When I'm eating I look for more then passable food.

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    65. Re:What's the point... by ausekilis · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but they're a tiny bit labor and resource intensive. With lab grown meat, you might be able to grow yer own on the kitchen counter top.

      I've never had much luck growing anything on my kitchen counter top. Last time I tried leaving ham out, it turned gray/green and fuzzy, no matter how often I watered it or how much sun it got.

    66. Re: What's the point... by gnick · · Score: 1

      ...And that was using what was arguably actual Meat. People were revolting...

      I've never tried eating people, but it sounds revolting.

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    67. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Keeping the goop from getting contaminated is less of a chore than keeping the system from plugging up though

      How exactly are you going to unplug it without introducing contaminants .... sorry, reality sucks.

    68. Re:What's the point... by gnick · · Score: 2

      "Of course we serve vegetarians. What do you think cows are?"

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    69. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool story, dog molestor.

    70. Re:What's the point... by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      ...when you have perfectly good animals that are already made out of food?

      Well, I'm a level ten carnivore, but if the taste and texture is good, I'll dump regular meat for artificial.

      Both on a philosophical and practical basis. Meat is yummy, but the act of killing isn't all that pleasant. I'll note that there are some people who enjoy the killing part. I'm in the former, but anything can become my next meal in extremis.

      Now for practicality, after becoming an industrialized process, meat can become very inexpensive. It can be virtually sterile. It can be of a huge variety. The exotic food oddballs can have pygmy hippo meat or salamander meat.

      It will be an interesting ride.

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    71. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I grew up on a farm slaughtering animals. Only pansy-ass libtards get squeamish.

      I am what you would probably call a "pansy-ass libtard"; I care about people I don't know, and understand we are all in this together. I have slaughtered animals and eaten them. Didn't have a problem with it. Where's your god now?

    72. Re: What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Except those with mad cow disease.

    73. Re: What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If what you say is true, we would probably never have pharma products recalled because of contamination, but wait...

      Don't underestimate how bean counters will undermine any inspection system designed to safeguard against the reality that no system is "perfectly" sterile.

    74. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even artificial meat is made by living cells. Previous "meat replacement" products might have been made from tofu or similar protein sources, but that was never a success. These new meat products are made from actual animal muscle cells, just not whole animals. This skips problematic parts like intestines (feces) and brains (mad cow disease). But if there's something off with the DNA, those cells will still fail to multiply. There simply won't be a product to sell.

      That said, your body is rather efficiently breaking down the proteins in meat, and cooking the meat already started that process. Mad cow disease is the real exception, and those aren't muscular proteins.

    75. Re:What's the point... by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0

      hand squeezing the meat packs

      I love it when you talk dirty.

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    76. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Second, it costs nothing for a cow to eat a pound of grass while standing in a field, but in a lab each small glob of meat goop will need to be carefully measured at considerable cost

      Oh, so that's free cows and free land for everyone?
      Depending on where you are, you may have to water the grass.
      In some places, there's also this winter thing where no grass is available on the ground.

    77. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "When it comes to food, all men are Nazis."

    78. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only pansy-ass libtards get squeamish

      Maybe. But I'm one of them.

      I'm not sure how intelligent some creatures are. From the research I've read, and the interactions I have, I am not willing to state that animals are automatons.

      I could be mistaken. Maybe all non-human animals are just a mix of unthinking, pre-programmed behavior no more sentient than an operating system.

      But while I have my doubts, I'm uncomfortable eating meat.

      And yes, I know a lot of animals have no problem eating meat.

    79. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I do not object, per se, to eating animals. Animals are yummy, and it's not my fault"

      Uh. Ok, it's one thing to be ok with eating meat, but it very well is your goddamned fault. Or I suppose rapists aren't at fault if she was wearing revealing clothing?

    80. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Up your ass.

    81. Re: What's the point... by KGIII · · Score: 1

      And beef is delicious. So worth it.

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    82. Re: What's the point... by KGIII · · Score: 1

      Well, you grew mold and bacteria. All is not lost.

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    83. Re: What's the point... by KGIII · · Score: 1

      I kill and process almost every meat product I eat.

      Next question?

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    84. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should see the numbers on farming insects for food.

    85. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will only work if they can accurately synthesize the taste of fear the animal feels at the last few seconds of it's life.

    86. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I never owned a cow, but harvested a few chickens in my day. Oh and I ma one of those libtards people here seem to think they know so much about.

    87. Re:What's the point... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Well, it could eventually get cheaper to grow meat rather than raise the animals.

      How about cows that photosynthesize? You know, Monsanto-style gene splicing. If they can make cows spherical, they can make them panel-shaped.

    88. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are actually losing money on that $300 press. A guy called AvE took one apart and it's massively over-engineered and incredibly expensive. He estimated at least $1000 worth of parts in it.

      It's just a way to hook you into the subscriptions, which start at $40/week. If you subscribe for six months the thing has paid for itself. It's basically just a shiny toy to keep you paying for their incredibly over-priced pressed fruit.

      AvE's videos are amazing! That guy's depth and breadth of knowledge on all aspects of engineering is incredible. He's quite funny too.

      I'll have to watch that one. I hope it's as good as the Dyson hairdryer episode.

    89. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Processing line: No feces. At all.

      LMAO, someone's never worked in manufacturing. Ever heard of rats?

      There's actually a government standard for how much rat shit is allowable on/in processed foods.

    90. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of, how's your mom doing anyway?

    91. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If lab meat doesn't wallow in its own shit like regular livestock, you won't have to choose between being incidentally innoculated against the effectiveness of antibiotics and being killed or injured by dangerous bacteria.

    92. Re:What's the point... by Megol · · Score: 1

      Hey! Your mother isn't a farm animal!
      (she just looks like one)

    93. Re:What's the point... by Megol · · Score: 1

      Fun* fact: cows do willingly eat meat sometimes. Rats, cats and other small (dead) animals make for a nice treat.

      (* well not really, not too interesting either... still fact)

    94. Re:What's the point... by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      What kind of weird ethics is this?

      Other people manufacture clothes, appliances, and household goods for me. Dishwashers clean my dishes.

      How is that incriminating?

    95. Re:What's the point... by Megol · · Score: 1

      So what can go wrong in the proteins that isn't detected? It's clear that you have no fucking clue about anything you like to comment on but it would be nice to see your reply to this simple question.

    96. Re:What's the point... by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      You are growing synthetic premises faster than anyone can keep up with.

    97. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the best part is that you can replace the leather with fungus.

      You'll be able to wear a newly made leather jacket to a dinner data with fresh steak on Mars. And even order it off kombucha scoby parchment menus.

    98. Re: What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought mad cows were who failed their SAN checks?

    99. Re: What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He said the fact that they were "yummy" wasn't his fault, but that didn't matter to you, right? Facts be damned, must. serve. agenda.

    100. Re: What's the point... by phoenix_rizzen · · Score: 1

      Maybe even some larvae that would become full-fledged flying insects! From ham to flies in just 7 days!!

    101. Re:What's the point... by drinkypoo · · Score: 0

      So what can go wrong in the proteins that isn't detected?

      Good question! At minimum, though, cancer. And cancers sometimes excrete hormones which can interfere with the normal operation of the body.

      It's clear that you have no fucking clue about anything you like to comment on but it would be nice to see your reply to this simple question.

      It's clear that ur mad, bro.

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    102. Re:What's the point... by DMFNR · · Score: 2

      It was indeed a skookum choocher.

    103. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it could eventually get cheaper to grow meat rather than raise the animals.

      And so the human race unwittingly condemned the cow, pig, chicken, and turkey to extinction, for they were no longer needed. After all, the global horse population dropped SUBSTANTIALLY after the development of the automobile. They probably would have fully died off if it wasn't wasn't for the idle rich and country-western culture.

    104. Re: What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "world population of cows is a bit over sized"

      1.3 billion cattle, weighing (and presumably eating and farting) in total almost twice as much as 7 billion humans is perhaps more than a bit over sized.

    105. Re: What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Not exactly, methane is much more potent than CO2 in terms of warning potential. "

      It also breaks down much faster, so no real net difference in greenhouse potential.

      Maybe so, maybe so, but is the methane-related warming anthropomorphic?

    106. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Processing line: No feces. At all.

      Patent pending.

    107. Re: What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enjoy your pink slime, you cancerous fuck.

    108. Re:What's the point... by triffid_98 · · Score: 1

      It's like the earliest hybrid/electric cars (remember the first Tesla, The one based on the Lotus frame?); way too impractical and expensive as a viable solution for the majority, but good enough for enough people to make it possible to build up the economy of scale you need for mass market adoption. We're still not there yet, but I dare say that few would be blind enough not to deny a future of non-petrol cars.

      I hope you're right but that's a genuinely funny statement. The earliest modern electric car came out in 1996, not 2008. The EV1, from General Motors of all people. They weren't impractical or hugely expensive but they weren't popular and GM lost money, so...away they went after a 4 year run.

      Speaking of which, the Tesla Model 3 came out last year, they just called it the Chevy Bolt. Like GM's EV cars before it I'd never call it sexy but range/price wise? It's a dead ringer.

      I am no kind of GM fanboy but I can give credit where credit is due. It's no Model S but it's also no $130,000.

    109. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With vat-grown meat, we can also avoid the methane emissions from cows that contribute to AGW.

      Methane is a highly reactive chemical. Its half-life in the atmosphere is on the order of four years. In geologic and climatic time scales, this is nothing.

    110. Re: What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Increased number of cows gives a net increase in greenhouse potential though.

      So it's not so much about reducing the methane we already produce, it's more of preventing (or lessening) it's increase once the the third world becomes more and more 1st world.

    111. Re:What's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not just the killing, but what happens throughout the animal's life. Under factory farming, most animals are tortured extensively before they are killed.

    112. Re: What's the point... by Scarletdown · · Score: 1

      Q: Why is PMS called PMS?

      A: Because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

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    113. Re: What's the point... by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I know nothing about vat grown meat, but genetic testing/sequencing plummeted in price quite fast.

      I suspect the real difficulty will be finding the magic that makes it tasty, but that marginal cost of production will be quite low.

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    114. Re: What's the point... by stoatwblr · · Score: 1

      "I've never tried eating people, but it sounds revolting."

      It's supposed to be the tastiest meat - and it's been the subject of an artficial meat story (one of Asimov's)

    115. Re:What's the point... by youngone · · Score: 1

      Feed lots are the real problem there. The major reason US beef is raised on feed lots is because corn is subsidised so it is super cheap.
      Some countries raise beef on grass, which is better for the cows and better for the environment.
      It's also better for taxpayers who are not funding the massively profitable corn industry through subsidies.

    116. Re:What's the point... by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      Prions would be another problem that could come up. And I'm not sure they can detect prions that easily, if at all.

      And if the prions make it out and you eat it, then your body starts making your proteins that way too and you get sick and die.

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  3. Re:can't outsmart Nature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's worse than that. Vegans are mostly animal molestors.

  4. Re:can't outsmart Nature by aliquis · · Score: 1

    Still nature.

  5. clean = fake by geekymachoman · · Score: 1, Insightful

    > or as the industry likes to call it, "clean meat."

    I mean just call it what it is... artificial or fake (shorter, and more precise) meat. So annoying this "industry", always have to imply that something they do is "better", cleaner, or moral (implying at the same time, that what we do is the opposite and wrong).

    What's up with this ?

    Also, if you don't eat meat, why make (or EAT) fake meat ? Why not stick to grass, nuts, carrots and potatoes and just leave it be ?
    It's like mormons. Going around the world and trying to make people think same way they think (the correct way, mind you)..

    Just another religion. Keep it to yourself.

    1. Re:clean = fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Veganism is just another name for zoophilia.

    2. Re:clean = fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They aren't calling it fake meat because it's not fake meat. It's fucking meat. It's just grown in a lab instead of inside an animal. Also, if you're eating meat products derived from animals, you're an asshole and part of the problem that's going to be solved by lab grown meat. There. Everything clear now?

    3. Re:clean = fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because meat tastes good. what are you, an idiot?

    4. Re:clean = fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did they wave a magic wand to get the tissue, or did they kill an animal and take it? Do they just some cow meat on life support and they've grown this one cow to 12 million pounds? I mean, why not just let it die and rest in peace?

      Why do you have to torture braindead cows to get your rocks off instead of just learning how to cook so that those beans taste good?

    5. Re:clean = fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, if you're eating meat products derived from animals, you're an asshole and part of the problem that's going to be solved by lab grown meat.

      Says some pasty, obese, limp-wristed libtard.

    6. Re:clean = fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For every pound of fake meat you eat, I'll make sure to shoot an animal just to make you extra butthurt.

    7. Re:clean = fake by Captain+Linger · · Score: 1, Interesting

      A lot of what you're saying boils down to "why does the industry choose to use attractive and truth-stretching narratives to sell us stuff?", which I think should be evident. We've been buying "preowned" cars for 2-3 decades now. You ever give your new car to a buddy for the first 30,000 just so you can have it pre-owned for you?

      I eat meat, and eat it voraciously. Meat substitutes suck, hence my continued buying of meat; your black bean burger does not have a damned thing on the brisket sandwich I had for lunch. I have no problem with butchering animals, and have done so myself. Much like a lot of the free market, I do have a problem with how low animal husbandry standards have gotten. Equal parts of my concern are the cruel conditions (which offend farmers too, not just the outraged left), and my own health. My consumer options are to buy humanely produced meat (we do buy from a CSA that's very cost-competitive but there's no option at retail here unless you want to pay 4x), or buying antibiotic-stuffed, questionable-origin meat from the store. I definitely do more of the latter, but I'd be happy to pay a bit more for some of that lab meat. Or, as the article does suggest, roughly equal cost.

    8. Re:clean = fake by by+(1706743) · · Score: 1

      I'm a vegetarian, but *certainly not* because meat tastes bad. There are many people who share a similar view.

      Since this is /., an analogy might be an open source enthusiast who uses OpenOffice/Abiword/GNOME Office/KDE's Words/etc. -- why not just use Microsoft Word, given that (to some extent) the open source solutions are just clones? If the only reason you don't use Word is because you don't like Word, then...well, yeah, you should probably stick to vim or emacs. But if the reason you don't use Word is something else (doesn't run on your platform, has some [perceived moral or financial] cost associated with it, etc.), then a clone is a pretty good choice.

    9. Re: clean = fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While the comment you replied to was rather stupid. I think this is a case of the "pot calling the kettle black."

      Good luck being in denial about everything in your day. Ignorance is bliss so be happy.

    10. Re: clean = fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you so precious that you can't take some criticism? I eat meat, I also think it's quite a horrible thing to do, and look forward to an alternative. Nobody expects you to be perfect, just accept that mass slaughter of animals is not exactly ideal and move on.

    11. Re:clean = fake by arth1 · · Score: 1

      They aren't calling it fake meat because it's not fake meat. It's fucking meat. It's just grown in a lab instead of inside an animal.

      It's tissue, not meat. Meats are tissue, but not the other way around.
      We're nowhere near telling new cells what kind of cells they should grow into. It's a grail of embryonic stem cell research, but for now, what we can grow in a vat will be undistinguished purposeless cells that aren't more similar to muscle tissue they are to intestinal tissue.

    12. Re:clean = fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A whole lot of us won't eat lab grown meat, so unless all of you vegan wankers take up eating this lab-grown meat, it's going to go out of business before its even started. Oh, and its you self-righteous twats on high-horses that are the real assholes. Go ahead, ask your friends to be honest - I guarantee they talk about how stupid they think you and your ideals are behind your back. The bulk of society has no respect for you people.

    13. Re:clean = fake by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      It's meat, as in, muscle tissue. It's almost certainly not grown from embryonic stem cells, but rather already differentiated muscle stem cells. Also, we can tell embryonic stem cells what to become:

      https://www.google.ca/search?q...

      The holy grail is being able to take an adult, fully differentiated cell, and turn it into a stem cell, in a simple way that doesn't involve potentially dangerous and imprecise viruses or gene editing.

    14. Re: clean = fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, do you support aborted fetal stem cell research? Leave them alone and let them rest in peace, right?

    15. Re:clean = fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it is cleaner, and not just from an ethical perspective. Real animals get infections, roll around in feces, eat things they shouldn't, etc. Factory grown meat allows for very controlled conditions that eliminate a lot of problems.

      But hey, I get it, you hate vegetarians and wish they'd stop making you feel uncomfortable about your dietary habits.

    16. Re: clean = fake by KGIII · · Score: 1

      No. I will still hunt and fish. Moose is delicious.

      --
      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
    17. Re: clean = fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you fling insults at everything you don't understand?

    18. Re:clean = fake by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

      It's meat like sugar water with a bunch of additives is honey.
      I suspect it will have the same general properties as real meat without any of its subtleties. Probably good enough for McDonald's but not for those who actually enjoy meat.

  6. Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by kelanos · · Score: 0

    This is clearly against the heart of the philosophy.

    They are still torturing and exploiting the device of life in an artificial situation.

    The real point of vegetarianism/veganism is to live in harmony with the Earth, reducing your consumption of energy by choosing the simplest path available to sustain yourself.

    Spending tons of energy and cash to grow flesh in a laboratory is antithetical to this in every way.

    1. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Wycliffe · · Score: 5, Interesting

      People are vegan for different reasons. Some are vegan for health reasons, Some are vegan for the environment, but most are vegan because they are against killing animals that feel pain.

    2. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by kelanos · · Score: 1

      And I would say to you those people are just copying a real substantiated philosophy and picking the parts they like best and don't know any better.

      This test-tube semi-animal creation is a step into insanity.

    3. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      They are still torturing and exploiting the device of life in an artificial situation.

      So does plowing a field.

      The real point of vegetarianism/veganism is to live in harmony with the Earth, reducing your consumption of energy by choosing the simplest path available to sustain yourself.

      Maybe you don't eat anything that casts a shadow, bit other people make different decisions.

      Spending tons of energy and cash to grow flesh in a laboratory is antithetical to this in every way.

      Maybe to your weirdly concocted ideology, but others don't have a problem with it.

      Funny how that works.

    4. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, only psychopaths kill animals for fun. Fortunately 99.999 percent of the general public do not have that major psychiatric malfunction. Ima guessing you do.

    5. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cry moar.

    6. Re:Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It only takes a ton of energy to grow because the processes are not mature. In the future, it will be cheaper than natural meat, and potentially even cheaper than vegetables (why not?).

    7. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MAGA!

    8. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I would say to you those people are just copying a real substantiated philosophy and picking the parts they like best and don't know any better.

      >No true vegan.

    9. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I would say to you those people are just copying a real substantiated philosophy and picking the parts they like best and don't know any better.

      And you would be objectively wrong.

    10. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      No, Vegans are all doing it for the same reason... so they can feel Superior.
      People who don't eat meat for other reasons are simply people who don't eat meat.

    11. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is exactly one reason to be vegan: being "in" with other people who identify as vegan.

      Allergies won't get you there (there's non-vegan food that doesn't flare up your particular allergies).
      Environmental concerns won't get you there (you will reject even those things that you have no idea of the environmental impacts of, if other vegans don't like it for *any* reason).
      Not killing animals that feel pain won't get you there (you'd still complain if they lived a happy life and were anaesthetised before being killed).
      You didn't mention feeling bad for animals living with separation anxiety from dead family, but that still wouldn't get you there (not all non-vegan food is that aware).
      You didn't mention the instinct of suffering from imprisonment, which also wouldn't get you there (again, awareness lacking).

      Veganism is a loose conglamorate of people who *often* went part way there for good reasons, but *all* jumped on the bandwagon to become full-fledged vegans. I don't have a problem with you not eating anything you don't want to eat, whether I think your reasons are good or not, but please stop pretending veganism is anything but a conformist social movement.

    12. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Plants bleed when you cut them.

    13. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Type44Q · · Score: 0

      You're a great example of why this thirty-year vegetarian owns lots of high-piwered weapons. :)

    14. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So, if we breed animals that don't feel pain then it's ok to eat them? Ok.

    15. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maple blood is delicious.

    16. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    17. Re:Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is clearly against the heart of the philosophy.

      They are still torturing and exploiting the device of life in an artificial situation.

      The real point of vegetarianism/veganism is to live in harmony with the Earth, reducing your consumption of energy by choosing the simplest path available to sustain yourself.

      Spending tons of energy and cash to grow flesh in a laboratory is antithetical to this in every way.

      I do agree with the conclusion you come to, but to my mind the reality of life on planet Earth is that more complex organisms need to consume other organisms (acting as "nutrient aggregators" (and thus "energy aggregators" to connect with your line of reasoning) to cover all their nutritional needs. The whole food chain thing. I have been a vegetarian for almost 40 years, being brought up like that. But I have discovered that some red meat and other foods of animal origin (certainly not to the level of the standard american diet (SAD)) are highly beneficial to my health. Getting the necessary nutrients from sources that are tuned through ages of evolution to provide them in a near-optimal mix and not leaving any out seems to my mind the most (energy-) efficient way. And of course I'm talking of a balanced omnivorous diet, mixing both plant and animal derived foods.

      I'm leaning more towards the "clean eating" philosophy (eschewing processed and artificial foods as much as possible, including battery/feedlot raised animals). General nutritional doctrine concentrates on macronutrients (protein, carbohydrate, fat), and maybe includes others like fiber, vitamins, minerals - but that is not nearly the end of the story. "Original" foods contain a lot of other contents like enzymes, probiotics and beneficial bacteria, and co-factors, most of which may not have been discovered yet or their role in good nutrition are not understood yet. To put that into vat grown "meat" or plant based mayo seems to be potentially expensive... (Also see this comment below.)
       

    18. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dishonest representation. Even if it was provably cheaper and more efficient than all food alternatives, it seems a virtual certainty you would continue to object to it on philosophical grounds. You would just find something else you object to about it. Vegan of the gaps, if you will.

    19. Re:Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      The real point of vegetarianism/veganism is to live in harmony with the Earth, reducing your consumption of energy by choosing the simplest path available to sustain yourself.

      Do vegans/vegatarians think that predatory animals are not living in harmony with the Earth ?

    20. Re:Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Genetically engineering (including selective breeding) plants and animals for industrial intensive farming to the detriment of the the rest of the ecosystem is pretty rare in nature. A few ants maybe do it, arguably, but even there its perhaps more of a symbiosis.

    21. Re:Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      ... still torturing and exploiting the device of life in an artificial situation. The real point of vegetarianism/veganism is to live in harmony with the Earth

      So they're pissed about the Neolithic Revolution, too, I assume?

      --
      Ezekiel 23:20
    22. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly, yes. If someone bred a cow that didn't have a brain and just stood, vegetate, in an electrostimulation vat or something and grew until slaughter, I'd rather eat that, as long as there's not major deficit in nutrition or taste. Raising something that can feel pain in pretty grim conditions, herding it into a shed and killing it sloppily is something that should be avoided on general principle. Not many animals get the wagyu treatment with massages.

      Downsides to the farmer: you'd have to fed it yourself and move it yourself, unless you can use some sort of robo-roach implants to do it with an arduino on a collar or something!

      Bonus points if the zombie cows need fewer antibiotics because you can plumb them right into the sewerage rather than letting them release dung and urine everywhere.

    23. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We could go a bit further than that:

      “What's the problem Earthman?" said Zaphod, now transferring his attention to the animal's enormous rump.

      "I just don't want to eat an animal that's standing here inviting me to," said Arthur, "it's heartless."

      "Better than eating an animal that doesn't want to be eaten," said Zaphod.

      "That's not the point," Arthur protested. Then he thought about it for a moment. "Alright," he said, "maybe it is the point. I don't care, I'm not going to think about it now. I'll just ... er ..."

      The Universe raged about him in its death throes.

      "I think I'll just have a green salad," he muttered.

      "May I urge you to consider my liver?" asked the animal, "it must be very rich and tender by now, I've been force-feeding myself for months."

      "A green salad," said Arthur emphatically.

      "A green salad?" said the animal, rolling his eyes disapprovingly at Arthur.

      "Are you going to tell me," said Arthur, "that I shouldn't have green salad?"

      "Well," said the animal, "I know many vegetables that are very clear on that point. Which is why it was eventually decided to cut through the whole tangled problem and breed an animal that actually wanted to be eaten and was capable of saying so clearly and distinctly. And here I am."

      It managed a very slight bow.

      "Glass of water please," said Arthur.”
        Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

    24. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a meat-eater and I disagree with that.

      It's perfectly reasonable to look at the state of the meat industry and want no part of it. You don't need meat to survive, and all but the highest-welfare animals suffers in some way before use. You'll have to be spending a ridiculous amount (or doing all yourself) before you can truthfully say "my meat doesn't hurt then animal". Many people take the heavy environmental cost extremely seriously and consider cutting out an expendable part of the diet a small price to pay for it. Many dislike the health implications of eating meat, either the effect on the bowel of red meat, the antibiotic overuse in all meats (including farmed fish), or any other number of suspicions. Again, meat is strictly optional, so that's a valid trade-off. Ethical concerns about killing a feeling living being are also valid in my book. I don't have a major qualm about humanely killing a fish (done it) or even a cow (haven't done this) but I'd honestly rather not, and I can understand someone drawing the line at killing any animal for food, even by proxy. I can also understand the financial aspect - it's much cheaper to get the nutrients directly from plants than processing though a highly wasteful animal carcass, except perhaps if you treat the animal like total shit. Again, meat is optional, and if you didn't even like it, why bother?

      This is vegetarian-releated, but the exact same arguments hold up for vegans, except perhaps the economical one in some cases (not a vegan, but some vegan stuff is hella expensive).

      Perhaps there are some products that don't fit the bad-for-you, bad-for-nature, bad-for-animals, bad-for-the-wallet, bad-for-the-soul pattern but if you're not wedded to the idea of those products anyway, and you're willing to make the trade off anyway, that's OK too. As an example: milk is probably not amazing for you (as long as you get calcium, I guess). Some people might just be happy with nut milks instead when needed (an enviro-vegan might want to consider the ecology of intensive nut farming, but dairy farms are hardly an eco-paradise).

      All in all, I doubt many vegans are vegan for any one reason or another. I know a few, and while a lot of them fit your definition (let's just say "Whole Foods" and leave it there), some put a lot of thought into it.

      Do a lot of vegans become or stay pure vegan due to peer pressure and desire to remain in the in-group? Absolutely. By the same token, I eat more meat than I personally feel I should (mostly health-wise, but also ethically and environmentally) because my wife doesn't think a meat-free diet is "real food for life". If I lived on my own, i'd probably have one red meat, one chicken and one fish dish a week and get much more into vegetarian foods and cut down on dairy (I'd keep the eggs though, sorry hens).

      I also think that the constant mockery from the meat-eating crowd probably cements the in/out-group divisions more than anything else. It really doesn't affect me if someone I know is vegan, except they might eat slightly wierd cakes and go out to eat at restaurants I wouldn't normally frequent. That's a good thing in any case, variety is the spice of life: live and let live.

    25. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Hentes · · Score: 1

      That's true, but the ones objecting to mayonnaise are not going to be of the pragmatic sort.

    26. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, not for much longer now that you've publicly made veiled a threat to use them in that manner.

    27. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by thegarbz · · Score: 2

      but most are vegan because they are against killing animals that feel pain

      [Citation needed]. Of all my vegan friends none of them give a shit about animal killing. Perceived health reasons seem to be the number one reason I have witnessed, but I'm happy to be proven wrong by a study.

    28. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I would say to you those people are just copying a real substantiated philosophy and picking the parts they like best and don't know any better.

      And that's what most people do. Christianity forbids mixing garments of different fabrics and yet most believers choose to ignore that part. People pick the parts they like best, get over it.

    29. Re:Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

      1) You don't get to tell other people why they act the way they do. Different people are vegetarian for multiple reasons - health, moral, and simply taste preference are common reasons in addition to the incredibly smug reason you proclaimed. Your attitude is a stereotype that many vegans despise.

      2) You are describing a minimalist stoicism, not vegetarianism.

      3) Growing meet in a lab is still better for the environment than doing it on the hoof. Brains, bones, hooves, hair, organs, etc are all nutritionally expensive that labs avoid. We can do it in the middle of the city, avoiding transportation costs. We can grow it in steak sections, avoiding butchering costs.

      --
      excitingthingstodo.blogspot.com
    30. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Zontar_Thing_From_Ve · · Score: 1

      People are vegan for different reasons. Some are vegan for health reasons, Some are vegan for the environment, but most are vegan because they are against killing animals that feel pain.

      Actually I think you mean this:
      ... but most are vegan because they are crazy.

      I've known vegetarians who fit your reasons, but vegans are basically vegetarians' crazy cousins who nobody wants to talk about. People rarely become vegan because they are against killing animals. They'd be vegetarians in that case. They become vegans because they've gone off the deep end of the non-meat eaters segment of people.

    31. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People are vegan for different reasons.

      No people are vegan for only one reason. They are stupid dumbass morons.

    32. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      And I would say to you those people are just copying a real substantiated philosophy and picking the parts they like best and don't know any better.

      You can't eliminate all pain just like you can't not buy from all companies that supports X. Everything is completely interconnected. That being said, voting with your dollars is still a good way to help bring about change. Whether it is attempting to not support sweat shops, child labor, environmental exploitation, or animal cruelty, you can help make a difference by attempting to buy ethically sourced items. Eliminating meat and leather is the bulk of the profit for factory farms. Likewise, if you are against veal, the number 1 way to stop veal production is to not drink milk. Same goes for eggs. Where did all the male chickens go? I think vegans that look at ingredient lists and/or won't eat someone's birthday cake because it is made with eggs and milk are probably taking it too far but by not buying meat, leather, eggs, and milk, vegans significantly reduce the amount of animals that have to suffer and die for them to live.

    33. Re:Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The answer to that is yes. I volunteer at a raptor rehabilitation facility and we'll have newbies comes in who are the hippy vegan types and they can't accept that we kill a lot of animals to feed to the birds. They come in thinking how nice it'll be to work with wild animals, getting in touch with nature and then the reality that in any given day we may kill as many as 50 mice, rats and quail hits them and they start freaking out. Some will say "well, I guess it's what's best for the birds, but I really don't like it" and others will try to convince us that we really shouldn't be feeding the birds animals.

    34. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by pak9rabid · · Score: 1

      No, only psychopaths kill animals for fun. Fortunately 99.999 percent of the general public do not have that major psychiatric malfunction. Ima guessing you do.

      You should try stepping outside of your metropolis "utopia" sometime. Plenty of decent country folk enjoy hunting; none of which I've encountered showed signs of being "psychopaths".

    35. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by ichthus · · Score: 1

      Some are vegan for health reasons

      Then, they still wouldn't want to eat meat (as ignorant as that is).
          And, as we all know, processed food (and that's what this is) is always better than natural. *rolls eyes*
       

      Some are vegan for the environment

      It's still not clear that laboratories manufacturing "meat" on a large scale would be any better for the environment. The labs may claim it is, but that does not make it so.
       

      Most are vegan because they are against killing animals that feel pain

      Not just killing -- harming. Tell me, where did the seed tissue for growing this "meat" come from? Some animal had to be harmed along the way to enable this manufacturing process.

      --
      sig: sauer
    36. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 2

      Citation provided - the definition of the Vegan Society, who coined the term in 1944 states:

      "Veganism is a way of living which seeks to exclude, as far as is possible and practicable, all forms of exploitation of, and cruelty to, animals for food, clothing or any other purpose."

      https://www.vegansociety.com/go-vegan/definition-veganism

      Veganism is better described as a philosophy, or a mindset. If someone is eating vegan food only for health reasons, then they technically aren't vegans but 'strict vegetarians'. You can't be vegan and accept the exploitation of animals. It'd be like calling yourself a feminist but being okay with exploiting women.

    37. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      Not just killing -- harming. Tell me, where did the seed tissue for growing this "meat" come from? Some animal had to be harmed along the way to enable this manufacturing process.

      This is the kind of thinking that makes people hate vegans. Many of our modern medicines can be traced back to experiments done by the nazis and many of our technologies can be traced back to slavery. The goal shouldn't be to not cause any harm. That's impossible. Plowing a corn field likely harms a ton of animals living in the soil. The goal should be to reduce the amount of pain and suffering in the world not eliminate it. You can't eliminate it. You should also definitely not worry about stuff twice removed. Everything can be traced to something horrific if you talk about stuff twice removed.

    38. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      Tell me, where did the seed tissue for growing this "meat" come from?

      Voluntarily donated by the lab assistant.

    39. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a vegetarian, and actually there are some pretty solid ethical reasons not to eat eggs or dairy either. Profit motive has made farming a very cruel process for a lot of animals even outside of being slaughtered.

    40. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So it's not solely due to your micropenis?

    41. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      It's still not clear that laboratories manufacturing "meat" on a large scale would be any better for the environment. The labs may claim it is, but that does not make it so.

      1. There is a possibility of it being better for the environment - their claim may or may not be true, which has a "may be true" component.

      2. There is a lot of energy wastage in animals. They think, move around needlessly, want to have sex, sometimes even run around. All of this also wastes water and needs real estate. Of course, the lab will have its own energy / environmental costs - but if overall costs for the lab are lower we win environmentally. Again, possible but not necessarily.

      3. Companies developing this kind of lab meat might go for the "cheap meat", as the traditionalists, "appeal to nature" fallacists, general ignoramuses might make it difficult to sell it. Cheap has won many battles in the world of technology over quality - there is no reason it may not be true in this case too. And one good way to produce cheaply is use less resources, and that in turn might harm the environment less.

      --
      Bingo Dictionary - Pragmatist, n. A myopic idealist.
    42. Re:Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Animals rape and murder each other all the time. Mother nature is a bitch. As human beings we are capable of comprehending concepts like ethics and morality, which is why we don't think it's ok to murder and rape people (well, most of us). Ethical vegetarians and vegans extend that philosophy to cover eating meat: just because it happens in nature doesn't mean it is moral or ethical.

    43. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Citation failed. A definition of a group no one has heard of is utterly irrelevant in a world where the vegan diet is trumpeted and supported by various health nutters promising everything from better sex to curing cancer.

      Your citation is completely meaningless as the existence of a society is no reason to change a lifestyle and not in control of that lifestyle.

      So give me a citation or a study of reasons from people, not from some definition no one other than a few pedants know.

    44. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hunters are by definition psychopaths

    45. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      Today its about protecting animals.

      There are judges in Europe who are calling them "people".

      There are science fiction shows where "Holograms" and AI are called people.

      After AI, ordinary rocks and ideas will be considered people.

      Eventually everything will be "protected" equally in that nothing will be protected.

    46. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Wycliffe · · Score: 2

      Today its about protecting animals.
      There are judges in Europe who are calling them "people".
      There are science fiction shows where "Holograms" and AI are called people.
      After AI, ordinary rocks and ideas will be considered people.
      Eventually everything will be "protected" equally in that nothing will be protected.

      If AI or holograms can suffer and feel pain then why shouldn't it be protected? The new show Westworld is exploring some of that. At one point slaves were considered "just animals" and were treated like animals. How much protection different animals should receive is debatable. We have plenty of laws already making it illegal to abuse dogs and cats and what constitutes abuse. We have ethic boards which decide which experiments are ethical and which are not whether it includes humans or other animals. Just like almost any ethical decision, some people are going to take a harder stance than others but most people can agree that you shouldn't torture small furry animals just for fun and that, yes, animals can feel pain.

    47. Re:Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by kelanos · · Score: 1

      What part of simplest path do you not understand

      Learn how to read

    48. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most are vegan so they have a moral high horse to virtue signal from.

    49. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 2

      Huh? They coined the term in 1944. This is the group that invented the term 'vegan'. It didn't exist before they made it up. This is where veganism started, generally credited to Donald Watson (and his wife) in the UK. Do a little research, just because you haven't heard of something doesn't mean it isn't known by others.

      People like you think that it's just some random word, and define it as they want, but that's not what history dictates. Ask any other significant vegan organization where the term came from, they'll all say the same thing.

    50. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Citation provided - the definition of the Vegan Society, who coined the term in 1944 states:

      "Veganism is a way of living which seeks to exclude, as far as is possible and practicable, all forms of exploitation of, and cruelty to, animals for food, clothing or any other purpose."

      https://www.vegansociety.com/go-vegan/definition-veganism

      Veganism is better described as a philosophy, or a mindset. If someone is eating vegan food only for health reasons, then they technically aren't vegans but 'strict vegetarians'. You can't be vegan and accept the exploitation of animals. It'd be like calling yourself a feminist but being okay with exploiting women.

      Well ... I've met lots of self-proclaimed Christians who seem to have no problem judging and condemning other people for the most trivial of reasons. When confronted about this, they follow the usual pattern of making excuses that amount to "it's okay because I really want to, so clearly I'm a special case". They certainly don't humble themselves, repent, and tell me that really practicing Christianity is truly difficult. Yet I am told that I may not refer to them as non-Christians, because their status as Christian rests solely on their self-declaration.

      What makes Vegans and Feminists so different?

    51. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      No you don't understand. I asked for reasons for people to become vegan, not some definition from a group no one cares about.

      What a word means and the reason for adopting its lifestyle are two different things. Vegan may have a definition, but as I said in my original post veganism is proclaimed as the panacea to a wide variety of health problems, from health to environmental problems. There are many vegans around the world that couldn't give a shit about animals dying. Hell I even know a vegan who is a big game hunter who proudly displays trophies on his wall yet refuses to put any animal product in his fridge.

      A dictionary definition is not a motivation.

    52. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

      No big game hunter is a vegan. Even if they call themselves a vegan. The definition is relevant. I can't go calling myself a lawyer or a priest or a big game hunter since I don't subscribe to the definition of any of those terms. The person you know is some perverse kind of vegetarian.

      If people don't know what vegan means, chances are they're not a vegan. Just like someone isn't going to become a lawyer one day if they don't understand you need to go to school and follow particular ideas. Not saying you have to go to school to be vegan, but if you don't understand the term (it's not a 'diet' for starters), then you can't define yourself by it. I also know people who eat plenty of meat and call themselves vegetarian, what does that say? Are they vegetarian? No. Can they call themselves that? I guess so. Are they correct? Again, no.

      People start eating a *vegan diet* for many reasons, yes. But if they don't believe that animal exploitation is wrong, they aren't vegan. They don't subscribe to a vegan ideology. They're just eating vegan diets (and probably better described as vegetarians, since there is no firm definition of that.)

    53. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

      The ability to feel pain is not what makes you a person. Agency is the quality of being able to make choices reflecting your values and priorities and fighting for them over time. You know how you can be certain AI's are not people? AI has never come even REMOTELY close to winning a Turing test ... to the point where AI competitions have made it a forgone conclusion that can't be the criteria they use ... since all AI's will always fail that way. And, btw, why is it fetus's are not viewed as people? It's so the more powerful (their dark, dark parents) can rule over and murder those who aren't capable of protecting their own interests.

    54. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But they have no problem with killing a bunch of animals (that certainly feel pain) for their precious vegetables:

      Millions of animals are killed every year, Davis says, to prepare land for growing crops, "like corn, soybean, wheat and barley, the staples of a vegan diet." The animals in this case are mice and moles and rabbits and other creatures that are run over by tractors, or lose their habitat to make way for farming, so they are not as "visible" as cattle, he says. And that, Davis says, gives rise to a fundamental question: "What is it that makes it OK to kill animals of the field so that we can eat [vegetables or fruits] but not pigs or chickens or cows?"

      I guess a small ugly hidden-from-view animal like a mouse doesn't count.

    55. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      No big game hunter is a vegan. Even if they call themselves a vegan.

      Sure, if you follow the vegan society's definition. However the general accepted term on the other hand has to do with the food you eat.

      The definition is relevant. I can't go calling myself a lawyer or a priest

      Of course not, there's a certification that comes with it. On the other hand vegans can call themselves vegan whenever they want. There's no certifying board of vegan. You don't need to go to someone to get approval to use the name. You don't need to show pieces of paper to people who ask.

      If people don't know what vegan means, chances are they're not a vegan.

      Probably not by the "official" definition, but they are most definitely vegan by the common accepted "definition" which in the English language is the only one that matters unless a title is protected under law (like e.g. lawyer). But to go back to your original assertion of what those people are: Show me restaurants that cater to vegetarians. Then show me restaurants that cater to strict vegetarians, that's right they don't exist because people call it by what they serve: Vegan food. Likewise there are plenty of restaurants that have vegan offers but also serve meat. Maybe you should go on a war against the rest of the world and tell everyone to change their definition. But you won't because that battle is lost, both by you and by the vegan society. While you're at it maybe you should call all the health food experts and those people who do studies on the subject and get them to change vegan to strict vegetarian simply because you can't cope with the way people use the word.

      People start eating a *vegan diet* for many reasons, yes.

      Good. Thanks. Not sure why you had to go through 2 days worth of no true Scotsman fallacies to get to this point. We'll just leave this conversation with this very line you just said since that's exactly what the fuck this conversation was about in the first place.

      I think a better description is apt for vegans. No true vegan is vegan unless they are infuriatingly painful to talk to because they can't hold a conversation without splitting hairs, going on tangents, and then complaining about everyone else who isn't precisely as "vegan" as them. Whatever the hell the rest of the world thinks that means.

    56. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      The ability to feel pain is not what makes you a person. Agency is the quality of being able to make choices reflecting your values and priorities and fighting for them over time. You know how you can be certain AI's are not people? AI has never come even REMOTELY close to winning a Turing test ... to the point where AI competitions have made it a forgone conclusion that can't be the criteria they use ... since all AI's will always fail that way. And, btw, why is it fetus's are not viewed as people? It's so the more powerful (their dark, dark parents) can rule over and murder those who aren't capable of protecting their own interests.

      Current AI is nowhere close to any level of sentience (or Agency). A housefly or earthworm has a million times more sentience than current AI. That doesn't mean that if we ever crack the "what makes a person conscious", we won't be able to have AI that have that same quality. As far as your fetus comment, there are plenty of people that do view fetuses as people which is why we have double homicide laws for pregnant women and the whole prolife/prochoice debate.

    57. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      But they have no problem with killing a bunch of animals (that certainly feel pain) for their precious vegetables:

      Millions of animals are killed every year, Davis says, to prepare land for growing crops, "like corn, soybean, wheat and barley, the staples of a vegan diet." The animals in this case are mice and moles and rabbits and other creatures that are run over by tractors, or lose their habitat to make way for farming, so they are not as "visible" as cattle, he says. And that, Davis says, gives rise to a fundamental question: "What is it that makes it OK to kill animals of the field so that we can eat [vegetables or fruits] but not pigs or chickens or cows?"

      I guess a small ugly hidden-from-view animal like a mouse doesn't count.

      This argument would hold a lot more weight if 80% of crops grown weren't feed to animals. It's impossible to live in a world without suffering but that doesn't mean that you can't try to minimize it. Also, there is a huge difference between a mouse or deer living a free and natural life until it's untimely demise and a chicken raised in a cage where it can't move and then scheduled to be killed before it's even reaches adulthood.

    58. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Vegan+Cyclist · · Score: 1

      Sigh...you're just being argumentative - those were just examples, I could say I couldn't call myself a feminist while mistreating women, etc.. There's no certifying board there either.

      There are plenty of vegetarian restaurants, what are you talking about? Vegan restaurants are far and few between. India is a country full of vegetarian restaurants with few vegan ones.

      Terms are misunderstood all the time, thanks for making a case that whatever some dope on the internet thinks 'makes it so'. Words should be defined by what the majority thinks they mean, not how they came about or are actually defined as! Now go give Donald Trump a big hug, because he's your current word champion.

    59. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Definitions of words change with common usage. In 2017 the word "vegan" literally means "a person who does not use products derived from animals". It has nothing to do with the motivation behind that behavioral choice.

    60. Re: Corruption of vegatarian/vegan philosophy by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      I think you are confusing vegan with vegetarian. Vegan is more about using animals for any means. Even honey is not allowed because it had to be stolen from the bees. It does not matter if they make extra, what matters is that they did not say you could have it. Vegetarians eat eggs and milk and sometimes fish. That is where the health stuff is a main focus. When you go further into vegan, you are doing it for much more extreme reasons.

      This is how I understand the two terms and how they differ.

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  7. Silicon Valley is the new Wall Street by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's one of Silicon Valley's unicorns -- a company that has a valuation that exceeds $1 billion.

    Nifty fucking shit. Hey, I could get a jackass in a green visor to say my car has a valuation that exceeds $1 billion - think I can get the guy at the dealership to call me a "unicorn?"

    1. Re: Silicon Valley is the new Wall Street by backslashdot · · Score: 1

      I had the idea for this shit first -- I should have started a company back then and got VC money ... Oh well. I even posted a comment on slashdot https://m.slashdot.org/story/6...
      Scroll to the bottom and click load more then search for the word steak or back slashdot.

    2. Re:Silicon Valley is the new Wall Street by Megol · · Score: 1

      Perhaps - but it is probably easier if you grow a horn first.

  8. Memphis Meats by kaoshin · · Score: 1

    "Memphis Meats is a food technology company headquartered in San Francisco"

    I'm totally going to try this stuff, but I think I'm going to call it decepticon meat instead.

    1. Re: Memphis Meats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Decepticons are actually from Endor. They were disguised as Ewoks, which explains how they easily defeated a crack regiment of Storm Troopers.

  9. No, fake = fake, meat = meat. by skam240 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Calling it fake meat would be inaccurate. Soy deli slices are fake meat. This would be meat, just not from an anaimal.

    As for "if you dont eat meat why eat this?", anyone who doesnt eat meat because they have an ethical issue with killing an animal but still enjoys the taste and values the level of nutrition provided by meat would be very interested in this.

    On top of that, there are many of us who love eating meat but recognize that it's a very inefficient means of making food in a world where food and water scarcity is becoming more and more of an issue and who believe this could be a great way to get meat with less resources used.

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    1. Re:No, fake = fake, meat = meat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meat is the flesh of an animal. If it isn't cut off an animal's corpse, it is most definitely not meat. We don't need to redefine the word meat to help this new industry, if this isn't stock market hype they will be dominating the market in a few years with their fake meat.

    2. Re:No, fake = fake, meat = meat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meat is the flesh of an animal. If it isn't cut off an animal's corpse, it is most definitely not meat.

      The second doesn't follow from the first.

      If you can grow animal flesh without growing a whole animal, what makes it not animal flesh?

    3. Re:No, fake = fake, meat = meat. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If you can grow animal flesh without growing a whole animal, what makes it not animal flesh?

      It's not that it's not flesh, it's that there's no animal. It's not animal flesh. It's vat flesh.

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    4. Re:No, fake = fake, meat = meat. by infolation · · Score: 1

      Calling it fake meat would be inaccurate

      Fake Meat News! Sad!

    5. Re:No, fake = fake, meat = meat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its not exactly clean how many fossil fuels were burned and water wasted (to be cleaned by fossil fuels) to make it at scale?

    6. Re:No, fake = fake, meat = meat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Synthetic meat would be more accurate, but I don't think that near-term, it's likely to be much like natural meat.

  10. Too Expensive by Scarletdown · · Score: 0

    I can't imagine anyone being able to afford Vegan mayo. Not only is it prohibitively expensive to import it from Vega, but the Customs charges added on have to make it unobtanium.

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  11. "Vegan mayonnaise" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    Vegan mayonnaise does not exist. By definition, mayonnaise contains egg. That's not just me speaking, it's US law.

    1. Re:"Vegan mayonnaise" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Nope, they got the right to sell it as mayo after the industry challenged them. It also tastes just like the stuff.

  12. Perhaps Seth Brundle can help with the coding by SensitiveMale · · Score: 1

    so the computer can understand what meat is.

    1. Re:Perhaps Seth Brundle can help with the coding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not ever ordering Brundledogs.

  13. Re:can't outsmart Nature by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1
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  14. Did you know by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Funny

    dyslexic jihadists get 27 vegans.

    1. Re:Did you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 27 vegans are known to be male.

    2. Re:Did you know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dyslexic jihadists get 27 vegans.

      Actually, 27 vegans IS the original wording. Justice for all!

  15. What is the meat "eating"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Cows consume grass -- and in very high volumes. What is the lab grown meat consuming?

    I would want to make sure the "lab grown meat" is similar to the real meat, not fed a chemical stew.

    Real meat has small quantities iron, zinc and magnesium. Where is lab meat getting these trace contents?

    1. Re:What is the meat "eating"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      There's a hell of a lot in there other than the bulk nutrients and those three minerals. That said, cows can produce it all from a few plants, so it's clearly not impossible to synthesise somehow. I suppose the question will be do you add the traces manually from some sort of soylent-type powder and hope you get enough of them, or use a biological feedstock (plant/algae perhaps) that is processed by some sort of pseudo-disgestion analogous to a real animal and re-use existing biological mechanisms.

      On the other hand, if your diet is so unbalanced that you're relying on meat for any nutrient, you're probably doing it wrong, as you can get everything you need from a varied vegetarian or vegan diet. You might need a bit more care if you have specific protein needs, but meat is certainly not a requirement for most people. I for one wouldn't be averse to solylent-fed meat as a raw source of tasty proteins, as long as it's not actively harmful (which will take a long long time to establish). Even if it's not up to hand-reared $30+ steak, it's probably easy enough to be better than some chlorinated antibiotic-soaked, hormone-enhanced mass-market meat. For a certain level of "easy".

      Even if all lab meat was a perfect nutritional, taste and texture clone of some sort of wagyu-level supermeat, it's still going to be healthier to cut down on the meat in the first place, as it's just not good for you to eat too much of it, especially cured and red meats. I'm still working on that, as it's just so tasty: quorn and tofu can only go so far.

    2. Re:What is the meat "eating"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cows consume grass -- and in very high volumes. What is the lab grown meat consuming?

      Astroturf?

    3. Re:What is the meat "eating"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "not fed a chemical stew."

      "small quantities iron, zinc and magnesium."

      I'm going to blow your mind, iron, zinc, and Magnesium are CHEMICALS!! Scary horrific chemicals!

      Magnesium has an LD50 of ~2,800 mg/kg
      Iron around 10–20 mg/kg
      Zinc about 186-623 mg/kg

      STOP FEEDING YOURSELF THESE DANGEROUS CHEMICALS!!!

    4. Re:What is the meat "eating"? by religionofpeas · · Score: 3, Interesting

      cows can produce it all from a few plants,

      No, there are lots of things cows cannot make from plants. That's why they have 4 stomachs, where they get a lot of help from a bunch of microorganisms to do all the hard work for them.

      as you can get everything you need from a varied vegetarian or vegan diet.

      Deficiencies in vitamin D, calcium, iron, zinc, and especially B12 are pretty common among strict vegans. And that's just the obvious things we know. To get enough B12 as a strict vegan, you basically need supplements, as it is not naturally found in plants. For the other nutrients, you need to spend considerable effort to get a diet that's balanced and varied enough. Just for a fun challenge: try to come up with a vegan menu that contains all nutrients that you can find in a 1 oz serving of liver (that's one good bite)

    5. Re:What is the meat "eating"? by ranton · · Score: 1

      Cows consume grass -- and in very high volumes. What is the lab grown meat consuming? I would want to make sure the "lab grown meat" is similar to the real meat, not fed a chemical stew. Real meat has small quantities iron, zinc and magnesium. Where is lab meat getting these trace contents?

      Someone modded this up? What the hell is a chemical stew? You do know everything is made up of chemicals right?

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    6. Re: What is the meat "eating"? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Except industrial chemicals are notorious for causing Cancer and all sorts of other fun stuff. Plus you have to make that stew somewhere. You aren't magically avoiding the energy and pollution issues 's just free range grazing. You are replacing what can be a dead simple natural one with a highly industrial one and then kidding yourself.

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    7. Re:What is the meat "eating"? by spaceman375 · · Score: 1

      Nutritional yeast. Every amino acid, not just the essential ones. 50% protein actually. Liver is only 25%. Yeast also has B12; your claim that strict vegans need supplements is wrong. It's true that most plants haven't got much B12, but yeast isn't a plant, it's bacteria. No cholesterol, every B vitamin known, high in RNA and DNA (keep your control systems well fed and everything down the line benefits): Yeast is far better than any meat nutritionally.

      It just tastes horrible.

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    8. Re:What is the meat "eating"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >cows (and their guts) aren't making the cowgut-made product
      guys pls.

    9. Re:What is the meat "eating"? by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      Every amino acid, not just the essential ones. 50% protein actually. Liver is only 25%

      Proteins aren't everything. Liver also contains a large amount of vitamins (A, D, and several of the B's in large quantities), and heme iron that's easily absorbed by the body.

      It's true that most plants haven't got much B12, but yeast isn't a plant, it's bacteria.

      Yeast doesn't have B12.

    10. Re:What is the meat "eating"? by quenda · · Score: 2

      Cows consume grass -- and in very high volumes.

      Not American cows. They eat grain, lots of it. And probably washed down with 32oz cups of HFCS.

    11. Re:What is the meat "eating"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeast is a fungus, not a bacteria.

    12. Re:What is the meat "eating"? by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      It's true that most plants haven't got much B12, but yeast isn't a plant, it's bacteria.

      Yeast doesn't have B12.

      And it isn't a bacteria either!

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  16. Re:I have a better idea by Pfhorrest · · Score: 2

    Those essential amino acids are plentiful in high-protein plants like legumes, nuts, seeds, and grains. There's no single plant that will provide you will all of them, but it's really easy to pick a combination of two that will, usually a grain and a legume, or a nut and a seed. That's why large swaths of the world, most of whom are too poor to afford meat, live off staples like rice and beans. Be it the rice and pinto beans of Latin America, the rice and soy beans of east Asia, the wheat and garbanzo beans of the middle east, the maize and tepary beans of indigenous North Americans, etc.

    About the healthiest (albeit most boring) diet you could eat would be to lightly snack on the widest variety of nuts, seeds, legumes, and grains you can find slowly across the day, maybe supplemented with some fruits and green leafy vegetables (mostly for the vitamins, not the macronutrients or essential amino acids that are all provided by the "trail mix" core of the diet). Which shouldn't be surprising, because that's largely what our pre-agricultural ancestors evolved to eat, wandering around foraging all day. Meat was a rare treat that we could only begin to eat in quantity a significant way into the invention of civilization (look at our bodies, we are not natural-born hunting machines, we had to invent tools first to enable us to hunt), and then for a large part it was still reserved for the upper classes only.

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  17. No product = non-story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Still, there’s a lot of work left to complete before the company is ready to sell a product, Tetrick says"

  18. Not real meat by religionofpeas · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Superficially it will look like meat, but when you study the details, I'm sure you'll find plenty of differences. The chemicals that make up a piece of steak, for instance, are not all made locally in the muscle that it's cut from. For instance, the iron comes from red blood cells that are made in the bone marrow. The B12 vitamins are made by bacteria in the gut of the animal. Other things are made in the liver, spleen, gut, kidneys, and even the skin, and all transported through the bloodstream, where they infuse the muscle. Other things come the animal's food, or are made by microorganisms that form a symbiotic relationship with the animal. For instances, cows can survive on grass, but grass contains very little protein. The cow's stomachs work as fermentation tanks, using fungi and bacteria to create proteins (among other things) from grass. If you do a chemical analysis, you'd probably find thousands of different chemicals, made in different places. Some of these chemicals may be vital for our health. Some of them, we haven't even identified yet.

    The problem with "fake meat" is that all these nutritional deficiencies are hidden. People just a piece of meat by taste, smell, and texture, not by availability of nutrients. At the same time, the industrial producer is only interested in profit, so they have every motivation to cut corners and produce a cheap but tasty piece of food, with little regard for nutrition.

    1. Re:Not real meat by speedplane · · Score: 1

      Superficially it will look like meat, but when you study the details, I'm sure you'll find plenty of differences.

      I entirely agree. At the end of the day, it'll be a completely different product, but it will be able to carry the "meat" branding. A far better use of money and resources would be to do better branding around current meat alternatives like Seitan and Tempeh, which are often an already excellent substitute for lower quality meat like in chicken nuggets and the like. A good Ad Campaign making these meat alternatives mainstream would go a lot longer distance.

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    2. Re:Not real meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Superficially it will look like meat, but when you study the details, I'm sure you'll find plenty of differences. The chemicals that make up a piece of steak, for instance, are not all made locally in the muscle that it's cut from. For instance, the iron comes from red blood cells that are made in the bone marrow. [...]

      No, the iron in meat, and its red color, is from myoglobin, made locally in the muscle cells. The blood is drained during butchering, and growing muscle cells aren't gobbling up red blood cells to get their iron. Iron endocytosis is mediated by transferrin.

      The rest of the comment is similarly poorly informed, and the argument of what is and isn't "real meat" boils down into a pointless "no true Scotsman." If a substance doesn't kill you right away and tastes good, people will eat it.

    3. Re:Not real meat by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

      No, the iron in meat, and its red color, is from myoglobin, made locally in the muscle cells. The blood is drained during butchering, and growing muscle cells aren't gobbling up red blood cells to get their iron. Iron endocytosis is mediated by transferrin.

      Thanks for the correction. Nevertheless, transferrin is made in the liver, not in the muscle, so the overall point still stands.

      If a substance doesn't kill you right away and tastes good, people will eat it.

      That was my point. However, that doesn't mean it's good for long term health. Trans fats also taste good and don't kill you right away. They do kill you 25 years down the road.

    4. Re:Not real meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is all true, but on the other hand, very few people require meat for a complete diet. Even a balanced and varied vegan diet (I'm not a vegan, but I wouldn't kill myself if I was) can provide all you need. If you're using meat as a cheap and convenient protein-and-fat filler (as many people are when they buy cheap mince and nuggets from Walmart), getting a full micronutrient balance might not be that critical, as I would bet a lot of those animals aren't exactly rocking a fully balanced diet themselves - they'll be eating essentially industrial artificial feed designed for rapid growth, and they'll never get old enough to die of the consequences.

      Now, explaining to people that Monsanto Tay-Stee-Meet lab-meat needs to be part of balanced and varied diet due to unquantifiable micronutrient deficits might be a stretch, since anyone cramming down gobs of Walmart's cheapest is probably not eating a complete diet anyway.

    5. Re:Not real meat by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      On the other hand, we have people who are currently subjecting themselves to be lab rats, testing whether we can survive without meat. There are actually quite a few doing a long term study, even, who have not been eating meat for years now (and counting), and it should be possible to observe in them whether not eating meat is going to be viable or if we have to add certain nutrients to a meat-deprived diet.

      If these people (IIRC that test group is called "vegans") manage to go for, say, 30-40 years without meat and don't show any signs of malnutrition, I think it's safe to say that this artificial meat is not going to mean any loss of valuable nutrients if we replace animal-grown meat with this vat-grown variant.

      And should they show malnutrition signs, we know what to add to the vat-slabs.

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    6. Re:Not real meat by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      the industrial producer is only interested in profit, so they have every motivation to cut corners and produce a cheap but tasty piece of food, with little regard for nutrition

      same is true of animals raised industrially, a lot of cheap or artificial inputs, and genetic modification will increasingly make the whole process unnatural

    7. Re:Not real meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And what about fat? Too much can be bad, but none at all would be awful. Meat needs fat to taste like meat.

    8. Re:Not real meat by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If these people (IIRC that test group is called "vegans") manage to go for, say, 30-40 years without meat and don't show any signs of malnutrition, I think it's safe to say that this artificial meat is not going to mean any loss of valuable nutrients if we replace animal-grown meat with this vat-grown variant.

      But that's not what happened. Vegans are so at-risk from malnutrition that even vegan and vegetarian sites have to include articles on how to avoid it, which is much more difficult if you don't eat meat.

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    9. Re:Not real meat by Kjella · · Score: 2

      While all of that may be true, we have plenty experience making vitamin supplements and vegans/vegetarians make it without meat so they can't be all that essential. Hell, I hear some people live on Soylent. And then you have all the bacteria you don't want in there and the antibiotics they put in the feed. If they can grow pure meat in sterile lab conditions that tastes well at a reasonable price, I'm sure we can get the rest some other way. Like here you have refined sugar, almost pure carbs. Here you have refined meat, almost pure proteins. I doubt there's such a thing as too pure, unbalanced and incomplete diets yeah but that's s different problem.

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    10. Re:Not real meat by religionofpeas · · Score: 2

      There are plenty of stories in the news of kids from vegan parents suffering from malnutrition, even death. And some of the deficiencies could be very subtle, and develop over many years.

      Poor nutrition is already costing us billions in healthcare. Just the cost of diabetes is over $250 billion per year, most of which could be avoided by better food.

      I agree we have the capability to come up with a fake meat product that is just as nutritionally good as real meat, but there is no incentive for the producer to do so, except when ordered by law. And the law is dictated by corporate lobbyists, so there's not much hope. We're still dealing with trans fats, for instance, even though we know they are bad for us.

    11. Re:Not real meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, but the point is that this thread started with the speculative statement that artificial meat might be lacking in some _unknown_ nutrients. That's just nonsense. Humans are opportunistic omnivores evolutionary, we can't be reliant on too many nutrients. And we've figured out the ones we do need, by observing the diseases we get from restricted diets.

      Chiefly, we know we need B12 from meat. As long as the replacement has it, we're fine.

    12. Re:Not real meat by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 5, Informative

      On the other hand, we have people who are currently subjecting themselves to be lab rats, testing whether we can survive without meat.

      Hardly lab rats. A sizable percent of India (the world's most populous country) have been eating a vegetarian diet for centuries. The longest lived communities in the world all share a common trait: very little meat consumption.

      It's not an experiment. You can survive without eating meat, and you will probably live longer if you don't eat much of it. It's not that we can't live without meat, it's that meat is tasty and we enjoy eating it.

      I know less meat and more veggies is healthy for me, but I'm not giving up meat because I love meat.

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    13. Re:Not real meat by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      There are plenty of stories in the news of kids from vegan parents suffering from malnutrition, even death. And some of the deficiencies could be very subtle, and develop over many years.

      Poor nutrition is already costing us billions in healthcare. Just the cost of diabetes is over $250 billion per year, most of which could be avoided by better food.

      I agree we have the capability to come up with a fake meat product that is just as nutritionally good as real meat, but there is no incentive for the producer to do so, except when ordered by law. And the law is dictated by corporate lobbyists, so there's not much hope. We're still dealing with trans fats, for instance, even though we know they are bad for us.

      It's hard to NOT get the nutrients you need from a plant based diet. You'd have to eat the same unbalanced meal over and over again. I'm sure there are way more cases of kids suffering from malnutrition from their parents feeding them hamburger and fries, or chicken nuggets for every meal.

      There is nothing in meat that you can't easily get from plants. You don't even have to TRY that hard as long as you eat a varied diet. The real problem caused by malnutrition is almost certainly not eating a varied diet rather than eating a vegetarian diet. It's probably easier to suffer malnutrition from eating too much meat rather than not eating any meat. (that probably wouldn't be newsworthy though). The average health of the population would probably be higher if we had more vegetarians. (Disclaimer: I eat meat and love it).

      Whether you eat meat or not, if you eat the same thing every day you're not going to have the best of health.

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    14. Re:Not real meat by clodney · · Score: 2

      If you go to India you can find tens (hundreds?) of millions of people who have been vegetarian all their lives. Not strict vegan, but vegetarian. I think you will find that it is a perfectly normal and sustainable dietary regimen.

      Excepting outliers like Eskimos or nomads that live almost exclusively on animal products, I suspect that for most of human history people's diets have been primarily vegetarian with sporadic meat consumption.

      Sporadic meat consumption is probably enough for a bunch of trace nutrients, and non-vegan vegetarians have it easier than pure vegans.

    15. Re:Not real meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hardly lab rats. A sizable percent of India (the world's most populous country) have been eating a vegetarian diet for centuries. The longest lived communities in the world all share a common trait: very little meat consumption.

      You mean the same India that has 68-year life expectancy, a decade shorter than the West?

    16. Re:Not real meat by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Great! That way we'll know what to do when the current batch of test subjects can get dissected so we see what killed them.

      Science is learning from mistakes. Let's do good science!

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    17. Re:Not real meat by Opportunist · · Score: 2

      Little meat consumption is not no meat consumption. It could well be that we can survive on little but not on no meat, what then?

      No, we need the data from those brave men and women risking their lives so we learn what additives we have to pump into the artificial meat.

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    18. Re:Not real meat by religionofpeas · · Score: 2

      It's hard to NOT get the nutrients you need from a plant based diet

      Provably untrue. Where would you get your vitamin B12 for starters ?

      It's probably easier to suffer malnutrition from eating too much meat rather than not eating any meat.

      Unlikely. Meat is very filling. Protein digestion is rate limited.

    19. Re:Not real meat by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Yes, and in the distant past the life expectancy was in the 30s or maybe 40s. In India it's in the 60s. I'd prefer to retain the life expectancy of about 80 years that we enjoy today in the western world, so we do need that data.

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    20. Re:Not real meat by religionofpeas · · Score: 2

      Most Indians do eat dairy products though.

    21. Re:Not real meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All hail Seitan !!!

    22. Re:Not real meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Part of the profit motive will be selling your factory meat as "nutritionally complete". McDonalds is only interested in profit, yet their food actually has relatively decent nutritional content because being linked to malnutrition was hurting their image. Of course their food is still full of ludicrous levels of salt and fat, but what isn't that tastes good?

    23. Re:Not real meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I've known way too many people who end up skinny, weak, and with strange chronic health problems from eating a strict vegetarian diet. Also it's been proven that being chronically deficient in certain amino acids (like l-lysine) causes a progressive cognitive deficit. Plant protein is low quality. Soy protein may be complete, but it's not as high quality as from animal sources, and there are other problems with eating soy regularly. Plus, there are substances in animal products that don't exist in plant sources, substances that are highly beneficial to humans thriving. I've never known any Vegan or strict vegetarian that didn't have to take supplements for the things they're lacking, and I've never known anyone who was even remotely athletic who was a strict vegetarian or Vegan either. *I* am an athlete, I've paid close attention to my nutrition for over 15 years now, and more than once I've worked the numbers on macro- and micro-nutrients for a vegetarian diet -- and they just don't add up; you can't get enough protein without getting too many carbs and fiber (and you do NOT want to eat too much fiber for too many days, believe me!) without resorting to something like soy products, which are just plain not very good for humans to consume. Then you still have to take vitamin and mineral supplements to fill in the gaps, because you can't eat literally a bushel of vegetable matter every day, you don't have the time and your digestive system won't handle it anyway. Humans are clearly omnivores, it's been proven over and over again.

      Oh, and by the way, it just occurred to me: Indians eat milk products; they're not strict vegetarians. So that's where they get some of the high-quality protein essential for humans to thrive. :-)

    24. Re:Not real meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meat eaters are often malnourished too, look at all the overweight people

    25. Re: Not real meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're going into it with eyes open, you can always supplement the few missing essentials. Becoming vegan is a deliberate choice and there are trade offs to make. I'm a meat eater, but I'd probably be relatively happy on a vegan diet, and quite like to eat veggie sometimes. You just have to be aware that you can easily miss out on certain things and compensate. I'd wager that a careful vegan diet is still better for you than an low variety diet rich in junky food.

      Pragmatically, a widely varied diet with a little bit of almost everything is probably the best bet. Even a few bites of meat here and there can fill out the complete diet, and won't put a huge dent in health or environment (compared to scarfing down pounds and pounds of intensively farmed processed glop as many people do). Some things like cream donuts and bacon are probably only ever net negatives but a little bit here and there probably won't cause measurable effects. There's more to health than diet, too. It doesn't matter if you're on a perfect diet if you're stressed, sleep deprived, sedentary, have a heavy tan or smoke. These things probably damage more.

      However, I can totally understand a vegan making a wholesale switch on any combination of health, environment, ethics and to some extent, economy. I'd expect anyone capable of reasoning their way that far to be able to compensate for deficiencies, but some people will always be idiots. If you're going to feed your children strict vegan diets, be very careful, and consider if you're doing that for their health, or your own beliefs. Funnily enough, that's not limited to food!

    26. Re:Not real meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Citation needed.

    27. Re:Not real meat by jwhitener · · Score: 1

      They do eat animal products though, like Milk/Cheese, Eggs, Honey, etc..

      It would be interesting to see larger studies of vegans. There are a few, like: http://ajcn.nutrition.org/content/89/5/1627S.full - scroll down or search for "POTENTIAL NUTRITIONAL SHORTFALLS". There were 5 deficiencies. I wonder if vegetarians do not have those deficiencies because they consume some types of animal products.

    28. Re:Not real meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would say that is not really fair to vegans, the main reason it's harder to make varied vegan food for beginners is because they haven't been taught how to make vegan meals since they were little.

      Sure there is some B12 and D deficiencies in general vegan food but a meat diet also needs to be varied and adhere to rules (i.e. "Eat more vegetables") or there will be some deficiencies.

      I think veganism is a sound decision both from a moral standpoint (the meat/milk/egg industry is not pretty) and from an environmental standpoint. However I was raised on meat and I love the taste, so far I have been too weak to go vegan (And even if I did I wouldn't have an issue with game animals or sustainable fishing etc.).

    29. Re:Not real meat by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      Hardly lab rats. A sizable percent of India (the world's most populous country) have been eating a vegetarian diet for centuries. The longest lived communities in the world all share a common trait: very little meat consumption.

      It's not an experiment. You can survive without eating meat, and you will probably live longer if you don't eat much of it. It's not that we can't live without meat, it's that meat is tasty and we enjoy eating it.

      I know less meat and more veggies is healthy for me, but I'm not giving up meat because I love meat.

      The only reason the vegetarian diet in India works so well for the people there is because they end up eating a lot of insects that infest their grain. If they did not get the missing nutrients from accidental animal matter, then they would have much more problems with malnutrition.

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    30. Re:Not real meat by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      And your points about problems with soy can be expanded. I understand that soy does not digest very well in humans unless it was fermented first. This would be how they made soy in the past, but now it is done differently and no fermenting is done.

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    31. Re:Not real meat by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      It is the lies that people like the GP spew out that lead to people having miscarriages or dead children because they don't know the difficulties in getting all the nutrients when you don't eat meat.

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    32. Re:Not real meat by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

      Rather sadly, we do in the west too. (although probably fewer than they do). There's the classic report from ABC News a few years ago that said that the average chocolate bar had 8 insect parts in it.

      http://www.nbcnews.com/health/...

      It's not just chocolate. Almost all our processed food has insect parts in them.

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  20. Gahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Soon I'll be able to sell regular meat as lab meat to those dirty vegans.

    1. Re:Gahaha by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Shhh, you're giving away our devilish master plan!

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    2. Re:Gahaha by oscode · · Score: 1

      What's dirty about vegans?

    3. Re:Gahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    4. Re:Gahaha by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Their dicks after being dislodged from a farm animal's anus.

  21. Re:I have a better idea by religionofpeas · · Score: 2

    look at our bodies, we are not natural-born hunting machines

    Well trained humans are among the best long distance running animal in the world, especially in the heat. By chasing down an animal, until it's overheated and completely exhausted, you can kill it with simple tools. Some tribes still use the technique:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  22. Re:I have a better idea by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

    It is also not necessarily efficient because it very well can be that more calories were burned running, than a dead animal can provide.

    Humans are not carnivores, fruits, roots and seeds were an important part of human diet - at least 50%.

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  23. Re:I have a better idea by religionofpeas · · Score: 2

    it very well can be that more calories were burned running, than a dead animal can provide.

    No way. That animal weighs about 250 kg, and will easily provide 125 kg of edible meat, at about 3000 kcal/kg. I'm guessing the 8 hour run would cost somewhere between 3000 and 6000 kcal, depending on how fast he was going.

    Humans are not carnivores

    Humans are omnivores, eating both meat as well as plants, roots, nuts, and seeds. Meat is high in calories and high in nutrients, and it's much easier to get all your essential nutrients from meat.

  24. Re:I have a better idea by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

    No way. That animal weighs about 250 kg, and will easily provide 125 kg of edible meat, at about 3000 kcal/kg. I'm guessing the 8 hour run would cost somewhere between 3000 and 6000 kcal, depending on how fast he was going.

    You assume that a sole hunter would hunt one animal for himself only. This assumption is false and an animal as large as you describe would give a sole hunter the finger. You also assume that the hunter would be able to find and kill a large animal every day, which is even more ridiculous.

    Humans are omnivores, eating both meat as well as plants, roots, nuts, and seeds. Meat is high in calories and high in nutrients, and it's much easier to get all your essential nutrients from meat.

    Lean meat is certainly not high in calories and humans can only metabolise a few hundred grams of protein per day without getting problems with their health. Ever heard of "rabbit starvation"?

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  25. Re:I have a better idea by chthon · · Score: 1

    But current research indicates that humans burn appr. the same amount of calories doing nothing or performing intensive ways of obtaining food. This was tested in current hunter/gatherer societies. So, yes, it is worthwhile doing this.

  26. Re:I have a better idea by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

    You assume that a sole hunter would hunt one animal for himself only

    No I don't.

    You also assume that the hunter would be able to find and kill a large animal every day.

    No I don't.

    Lean meat is certainly not high in calories

    I never said "lean meat", I said "meat". The kudu in the video isn't just lean meat. It's the whole animal.

  27. Re:I have a better idea by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

    But current research indicates that humans burn appr. the same amount of calories doing nothing or performing intensive ways of obtaining food.

    Not really. Doing nothing burns about 2000 kcal/day. Top athletes can burn up to 1000 kcal/hour.

  28. Re:I have a better idea by Freischutz · · Score: 4, Interesting

    No way. That animal weighs about 250 kg, and will easily provide 125 kg of edible meat, at about 3000 kcal/kg. I'm guessing the 8 hour run would cost somewhere between 3000 and 6000 kcal, depending on how fast he was going.

    You assume that a sole hunter would hunt one animal for himself only. This assumption is false and an animal as large as you describe would give a sole hunter the finger. You also assume that the hunter would be able to find and kill a large animal every day, which is even more ridiculous.

    The typical size of a hunting party is 3-4 men. So at 125*3000 ~ 375.000 kcal/kg per carcass out of which the hunters would consume 9000kcal/kg to recoup the 8 hour run there is plenty left over for the rest of their group. The average size of a hunter gatherer band can range between ~12 to 50 individuals. If we assume a meat consumption of one kilo of meat per day for each individual in a group of 30 hunter gatherers, one carcass like that would last them for four days. However, a group of 30 would easily be able to field two hunter teams of 3-4 men each (or women, since women hunted in some of these societies) with, one group hunting and one either preparing for a hunt, or inbound with a carcass. At the same time these 6-8 people are out hunting the rest of the group would be out gathering fruits, vegetables, seeds roots herbs to supplement the diet and easily matching the contribution of the hunters while others are making equipment, clothing shelters etc... in short religionofpeas numbers seem perfectly plausible to me, especially since hunter gatherers ate every scrap of the animal down to the offal and the marrow in the bones and then used inedible parts including bones to make arrowheads, harpoons spear heads, knives and sinew to make rope, thread and as a component in bow making. Leather of course would not have been wasted either nor would horn or the wool of the animal if any. Many apex predators leave that stuff behind, a large animal killed by humans was likely to completely disappear simply because every bit of it's carcass was used up for some purpose.

    Humans are omnivores, eating both meat as well as plants, roots, nuts, and seeds. Meat is high in calories and high in nutrients, and it's much easier to get all your essential nutrients from meat.

    Lean meat is certainly not high in calories and humans can only metabolise a few hundred grams of protein per day without getting problems with their health. Ever heard of "rabbit starvation"?

    I think that if hunting was an inefficient activity humans would not have continued doing it for millions of years. Rabbit starvation is also one of the reasons why the women would be out gathering fruits, vegetables, seeds roots herbs to supplement the diet while the hunters were doing their thing. There is a good reason why hunting and gathering is a package deal. I live in a region where there are still aboriginals who largely live off of hunting and let me tell you something, these are supremely practical and no-nonsense people who would not bother with hunting if meat was not a viable source of nutrients. They certainly would not hunt animals purely for the fun of, many of them still pray for the spirit of the animals they kill.

  29. Re:I have a better idea by oscode · · Score: 1

    "There's no single plant that will provide you will all of them". There are many plant based foods which provide all of them. Off the top of my head soya beans, lentils, kidney beans, tempeh and tofu. http://jacknorrisrd.com/comple... http://www.veganhealth.org/art...

  30. Vegans will not eat this, but no problem by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    The big misconception going on here is that Hampton Creek is developing lab meat for vegan consumption. Actually this will be a totally different market, sold first to environmentally conscious meat eaters and then, as the process scales up and comes down in cost, as a replacement for meat in the regular marketplace.

    Vegetarians might eat lab meat because their objection to meat is specifically the idea of killing for it, but veganism is a religious movement that is going to automatically reject it as being 'artificial' and therefore objectionable as a cheat around the pose of self-denial inherent in eating nothing but plant matter. Hampton Creek is in this because the company is already a supplier of those vegan products that are made to resemble meat in cuisine, without being close enough for vegans to consider it cheating.

    1. Re:Vegans will not eat this, but no problem by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      So as long as it tastes as crappy as the current meat "replacements" it's ok, but as soon as the artificial meat is on par in taste, texture and everything with the real deal it's verboten?

      Yup, sounds like a cult.

      In the meantime, I'll go to the vegan restaurant near my apartment, they have an awesome tofu based roast that tastes just like pork but can (by definition) not be stringily.

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    2. Re:Vegans will not eat this, but no problem by Megol · · Score: 1

      IMHO some meat replacements are really tasty. They aren't like good meat (actually not as meat at all) but have a good taste, good texture etc. They tend to be very expensive though.

    3. Re:Vegans will not eat this, but no problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So as long as it tastes as crappy as the current meat "replacements" it's ok, but as soon as the artificial meat is on par in taste, texture and everything with the real deal it's verboten?

      Yup, sounds like a cult.

      In the meantime, I'll go to the vegan restaurant near my apartment, they have an awesome tofu based roast that tastes just like pork but can (by definition) not be stringily.

      You should know that only fermented soy is good to eat (soy sauce, miso, etc). Tofu is precipitated soy. It still has all the phyto-estrogens and other really undesirable chemicals present in soy. I wouldn't presume to tell you what you should do, but I personally avoid tofu for just this reason. Before I learned about what's REALLY in soy (and why many Asian cultures consider it unfit for direct human consumption) I thought tofu was great...

  31. Schmeat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Schmeat.. Yum

  32. Re:I have a better idea by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Well, we're looking at a serious problem: Growing meat is expensive. Less so in terms of money, but in terms of energy. Animals waste a lot of the precious energy we pump into them to live rather than to grow meat. Unfortunately animals need to live to grow meat. Classic catch 22.

    If we find a way to create meat in a way that consumes less energy than it takes to grow meat in animals, that's a huge step forward. Simply because more and more people want (and can afford) to eat meat. And we simply cannot produce that much. The choice is probably going to be growing meat in tanks or not have meat at all, because with more people wanting to eat, food prices will go up.

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  33. Re:can't outsmart Nature by oscode · · Score: 1

    You're chipping in to pay farmers to collect semen and artificially inseminate cows, goats and sheep every time you buy meat and dairy.

  34. Naughty lab talk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd like to grow my meat ;) If it has to be in a lab, so be it.

  35. A lot of people are about to get sick by TheOuterLinux · · Score: 1

    A lot of vegetarians can't handle meat without getting sick because their body stops producing enzymes to help digest it. A lot of people are going to get sick and confirmation bias kicks in. It will be the new MSG.

    1. Re:A lot of people are about to get sick by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      A lot of vegetarians can't handle meat without getting sick because their body stops producing enzymes to help digest it. A lot of people are going to get sick and confirmation bias kicks in. It will be the new MSG.

      There will be some but not many. A lot of complete vegetarians won't try this, if they've been vegetarian for a long time they probably don't miss meat. Also it appears that the enzymes recover in a day so if they start with small amounts (which will probably be a recommendation) they will probably be OK.

    2. Re:A lot of people are about to get sick by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      A lot of complete vegetarians won't try this, if they've been vegetarian for a long time they probably don't miss meat. Also it appears that the enzymes recover in a day so if they start with small amounts

      They're going to have to eat some real meat to get those enzymes, right? Presumably the vat meat will be produced without the enzymes which break it down, to increase shelf life.

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  36. Interested to see where it will go by GingaFlash · · Score: 0

    As long as its GMO free, grass-fed, and organic I'm in! /s All in all a cool concept though. Thinking globally, perhaps if it becomes more affordable this is something that could be used to combat world hunger in areas of the world where it isn't practical/possible to raise traditional livestock.

  37. Re:I have a better idea by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

    I think that if hunting was an inefficient activity humans would not have continued doing it for millions of years.

    Exactly. And if you look at our physical differences with other great apes, pretty much everything you see makes us better (long distance) runners. Humans have lost most of their body hair, to make sweating more effective. We have less muscles overall to save weight and increase flexibility, efficient bipedal motion, bigger buttocks, more flexible neck, and long tendons to act as springs to store energy. This suggests that persistence hunting was not a fad. It was a major phase in our development as a species.

  38. Here's the point... by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    What's the point... ...when you have perfectly good animals that are already made out of food?

    You're an animal. A perfectly good one. Made out of food. But we don't eat you. Why? Because we respect the life and potential and feelings you represent, and find the idea of causing you pain, or harm, or loss of life, to be repugnant.

    Some of us extend that to other animals. Consequently, we don't want to eat those other animals any more than we want to eat you.

    For us, "clean meat" as TFS has it, is very welcome.

    So that's the point.

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    1. Re:Here's the point... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You're an animal. A perfectly good one. Made out of food. But we don't eat you. Why? Because we respect the life and potential and feelings you represent, and find the idea of causing you pain, or harm, or loss of life, to be repugnant.

      I, for one, give up the right to kill other humans because I want them to give up the same right — the only inherent right of any being with a will being to do as you will. It's an example of giving up freedom so as to increase the freedom of the community. I don't necessarily give two shits about someone else's life — I do care about certain people, but frankly, my brain doesn't have time to care about all the people in the world at once. It can, however, lead me to make agreements which benefit others because they also benefit me, whether directly or indirectly.

      With that said, at the point at which vat meat is as good and as safe as real meat, I'll think about eating it regularly. As it is, I'd probably try it once. I've eaten "food" that came in a foil wrapper in under heat lamps at 7-11, taking a bite of Chicken Little seems fairly minor on the risk scale.

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    2. Re: Here's the point... by KGIII · · Score: 1

      No, we don't eat humans because that is really unhealthy. Stuff like prions are problematic.

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      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
    3. Re:Here's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an animal. A perfectly good one. Made out of food. But we don't eat you. Why?

      Prion diseases spread via cannabalism.

    4. Re:Here's the point... by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      at the point at which vat meat is as good and as safe as real meat, I'll think about eating it regularly.

      Seems perfectly reasonable to me.

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    5. Re:Here's the point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Because we respect the life and potential and feelings you represent, and find the idea of causing you pain, or harm, or loss of life, to be repugnant."

      Except for ugly, hidden animals.

      Millions of animals are killed every year, Davis says, to prepare land for growing crops, "like corn, soybean, wheat and barley, the staples of a vegan diet." The animals in this case are mice and moles and rabbits and other creatures that are run over by tractors, or lose their habitat to make way for farming, so they are not as "visible" as cattle, he says. And that, Davis says, gives rise to a fundamental question: "What is it that makes it OK to kill animals of the field so that we can eat [vegetables or fruits] but not pigs or chickens or cows?"

      Being a human and not starving causes animals to die. Get over it and stop being a complete hypocrite.

  39. Start ups and the good old Pump N Dump by Ian+A.+Shill · · Score: 1

    Off the top of my head it seems to me these guys were caught doing some pretty heavy channel stuffing in the last few months.

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  40. Short Story - Food of the Gods. (Arthur C Clarke) by BlackSupra · · Score: 1

    It's only fair to warn you, Mr. Chairman, that much of my evidence will be highly nauseating; it involves aspects of human nature that are very seldom discussed in public, and certainly not before a congressional committee. But I am afraid that they have to be faced,; there are times when the veil of hypocrisy has to be ripped away, and this is one them.
    You and I, gentlemen, have descended from a long line of carnivores. I see from you expressions that most of you don't recognize the term. Well, that's not surprising-it comes from a language that has been obsolete for two thousand years. Perhaps I had better avoid euphemisms and be brutally frank, even if I have to use words that are never heard in polite society. I apologize in advance to anyone I may offend.
    Until a few centuries ago, the favorite food of almost all men was meat-the flesh of once living animals. I'm not trying to turn your stomachs; this is a simple statement of fact, which you can check in any history book...
    Why, certainly, Mr. Chairman, I'm quite prepared to wait until Senator Irving feels better. We professionals sometimes forget how laymen may react to statements like that. At the same time, I must warn the committee that there is very much worse to come. If any of you gentlemen are at all squeamish, I suggest you follow the senator before it's to late...
    Well, if I may continue. Until modern times, all food fell into two categories. Most of it was produced from plants-cereals, fruits, plankton, algae and other forms of vegetation. It's hard for us to realize that the vast majority of our ancestors were farmers, winning food from the land or sea by primitive and often back breaking techniques; but that is the truth.
    The second type of food, if I may return to this unpleasant subject, was meat, produced from a relatively small number of animals. You may be familiar with some of them-cows, pigs, sheep, whales. Most people-I am sorry to stress this, but the fact is beyond dispute-preferred meat to any other food, though only the wealthiest were able to indulge this appetite. To most of mankind, meat was a rare and occasional delicacy in a diet that was more than ninety-percent vegetable.
    If we look at the matter calmly and dispassionately-as I hope Senator Irving is now in a position to do-we can see that meat was bound to be rare and expensive, for its production is an extremely inefficient process. To make a kilo of meat, the animal concerned had to eat at least ten kilo's of vegetable food â"very often food that could have been consumed directly by human beings. Quite apart from any consideration of aesthetics, this state of affairs could not be tolerated after the population explosion of the twentieth century. Every man who ate meat was condemning ten or more of his fellow humans to starvation...
    Luckily for all of us, the biochemists solved the problem; as you may know, the answer was one of the countless byproducts of space research. All food-Animal or vegetable-is built up from a very few common elements. Carbon, hydrogen, oxygen, nitrogen, traces of sulphur and phosphorus-the half-dozen elements, and a few others, combine in an almost infinite variety of ways to make up every food that man has ever eaten or will ever eat. Faced with the problem of colonizing the moon and planets, the biochemists of the twenty-first century discovered how to synthesize and desired food from the basic raw materials of water, air and rock. It was the greatest, and perhaps the most important, achievement in the history of science. But we should not feel too proud of it. The vegetable kingdom had beaten us by a billion years.
    The chemists could now synthesize and conceivable food, whether it had counterparts in nature or not. Needles to say, there were mistakes-even disasters. Industrial empires rose and crashed; the switch from agriculture and animal husbandry to the giant automatic processing plants and omniverters of today was often a painful one. The danger of starvation has been banished forever, and we have a richness and var

  41. Gross by kelemvor4 · · Score: 1

    Just gross.

  42. Re:I have a better idea by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    Not just top athletes. A 90 kg man running at a slow to medium pace will burn around 1000 kcal/hour.

  43. Re:I have a better idea by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    While we did evolve to eat meat, we weren't designed for it. We could change our diets, adapt to the new conditions, and eventually evolve to be efficient without eating meat.

    I have no plans along these lines, but it could be done.

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  44. Re:I have a better idea by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Not really. Doing nothing burns about 2000 kcal/day. Top athletes can burn up to 1000 kcal/hour.

    Your logical fallacy is moving the goalposts. A lot of the time spent "hunting" is actually spent sitting still. And meat is so energy-dense that you don't necessarily need to do it every day.

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  45. Carbon footprint?.. by mi · · Score: 1

    lab-made meat onto dinner tables everywhere

    This will allow people objecting to slaughter of actual animals to eat the necessary protein, which is good.

    However, there is no mention of the "carbon footprint" of this method — how much electricity, labor, and materials is it going to take per pound? The (real) meat is wasteful, we are told. Will this be better?

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  46. Re:can't outsmart Nature by turp182 · · Score: 1

    Artificial insemination is perfectly reasonable, it's common for humans to do to other humans (my kids were actually produced this way due to some fertility issues we were having).

    You want something to make a stink about?

    What if we put portals into cow's bodies so we could just reach in to collect samples to analyze their digestion?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sci...

    There are videos of this, it's rather gross (OK, very gross is more accurate).

    Full disclosure, as a child my family raised, butchered, and ate cows, pigs, chickens and rabbits. But we didn't put portals in our cows...

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  47. Is this the same company by topham · · Score: 1

    That lied on the label, and was accused of buying up their own product off store shelves to boost their standing?

  48. Soylent Green is People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, we're not perfectly good food. We're disease vectors. All critters that practice cannibalism show a high incidence of diseases that pass through that, with the exception of some interesting spiders.

    How can you claim to extend that respect to "the life and potential and feelings" of predators when you deny their existence. Give you a hint. feel those eye teeth. We're omnivorous predators, and have been for a long, long time.

  49. A lot of psychos in this thread by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is good reason we call the most murderous Humans "butchers"- history has taught us that once you can look a cow in the eye, then split its skull with a hammer, you are pretty much ready to do the same thing to people. Torturers are usually people with a background in killing animals. Serial killers almost always begin their career killing animals.

    Yet in this thread a disgusting number of people dismiss the advantage of synthetic meat eliminating the need to kill anaimals. I think this speaks volume of the current neo-liberal warmongering targte audience Slashdot seeks. Evil on the rise, especially in the USA, as America prepares its population for war with Iran. So the neo-liberal idiots that voted for Clinton, yet cheer Trump's wars, are going to be proud to express their lack of interest in animal suffering. Those Japanese doctors who called their Human victims 'logs' during WW2 clearly share a near identical pschological make-up to far too many of Slashdot's remaining visitors.

    But then Clinton loving neo-liberals don't lose a moment's sleep over America's destruction of Iraq, Libya and Syria. Some animals are more equal than others- eh guys.

  50. Dukes Mayonaise. End of story. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it ain't Dukes, it pukes.

  51. Re:I have a better idea by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

    A lot of the time spent "hunting" is actually spent sitting still

    I was commenting on the GP who said "performing intensive ways of obtaining food", such as running for 8 hours after the kudu, as from the link to the youtube video I posted up the thread.

  52. Re:I have a better idea by wvmarle · · Score: 1

    The switch from hunter/gatherer to farmer caused humans to actually shrink in length, and that's been explained as due to the far less varied diet of the farmer, especially far less meat. Those hunter/gatherers did get a good amount of meat in their diet, the main reason to switch to farming is that your food supply becomes so much more reliable even if it's less nutritious and definitely less varied.

  53. This is that thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That KFC was accused of doing some years back (and was BS). Funny someone managed to pull it off. If this turns out to be the exact same thing as regular meat. minus the killing of an animal with no weird side effects (in the RL one does NOT get superpowers from eating toxic stuff sadly), then it's a viable option. Puts the farms out of business tho so there will be a disruptive economic impact as well.

  54. Re:I have a better idea by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

    Well, you need to run about 7.5 mph, which I wouldn't call "slow". And very few 90 kg men can keep that up for long enough to burn a large amount of calories.

  55. Next up by Jiro · · Score: 1

    Muslim companies start creating "artificial depictions of Mohammed" which combine light in such a way that there's never actually a full image of Mohammed in one place, but when you look at it you see what looks like an image of Mohammed anyway.

    We can follow up with special Amish computers built out of wires instead of transistors because computers built that way can do exactly the same thing as normal computers while being less objectionable to Amish principles.

    Maybe instead of creating artificial meat, they should figure out that their aversion to real meat has gone just a little bit too far? If you're making fake meat out of soy, that's a little weird, but people grow soy all the time. If you're developing a complicated and obviously inefficient laboratory growing process just so you can indulge in eating meat that doesn't violate your taboo against meat, things have gotten out of hand and you probably should take a second look at your taboos.

    1. Re:Next up by Megol · · Score: 2

      Maybe you should realize that _good_ quality "artificial" meat could have many benefits for normal people? There could be reduced costs, reduced environmental impact and better control of meat properties.

      In theory that is. To reach the point where factory grown meat can have those qualities there is a need for research, if anybody want to eat the expensive _bad_ quality meat possible to produce now so that everyone can benefit in the future I'll applaud those heroes!

    2. Re:Next up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is another reason to continue the research in to lab grown meat. space travel. of course now I've provoked the anti space travel people.

  56. redundant livestock by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    If it becomes cheaper to artificially manufacture meat, what are we going to do with all those obsolete cows? The species will go extinct in a generation if it's not economical to keep them.

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    1. Re:redundant livestock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll sell them off to Hindu nations. They'll be ethically compelled to buy every last one.

    2. Re: redundant livestock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Refugee status for cows!

    3. Re:redundant livestock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The vegans will keep them as wives.

    4. Re:redundant livestock by eaglesrule · · Score: 1

      Extinct? Setting aside the cultures that venerate cattle, there will always be a demand for 'organic' meat and milk.

      If however there are less feed lots that pack in cattle in inhumane conditions, producing pollution and requiring antibiotics, then fewer bovines in the world would be a good thing.

  57. Re:I have a better idea by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

    Humans are designed to eat meat. We require large amounts of unique amino acids that are virtually impossible to get from plants. Why cater to those idiots?

    Actually it's very easy to get amino acids from plants. Any one grain + any one legume = the complete complement of amino acids.

    As for humans being designed to eat meat- the communities that have the longest living populations (such as various Mediterranean regions, and parts of Japan) have always eaten very little meat., and usually just fish when they do have meat.

    I eat meat, I like meat. I'm not coming at this as a vegetarian, just pointing out that you're incorrect. We don't require huge amounts of meat. We can get amino acids very easily from plants. Vegetarians most certainly are not idiots- they just have a different lifestyle to you and I. (and they'll probably live longer as a result of it)

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  58. I'm sure thats by rossdee · · Score: 1

    a lot quicker and cheaper than shipping it all the way from Vega (26 light years)

  59. hypocrites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if god had meant for us to be vegans, we'd have dead brown eyes and go moo. we are at the apex of the food chain for a reason. embrace it.

  60. This is NOT Veganism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is not veganism the way veganism was meant to be. The point of veganism is to defend animals from human abusers by refusing to partake in their slaughter for human consumption.

    Eating pretend meat is still eating meat, at least symbolically. You can sit in a restaurant and eat a black bean burger, but you're sending the message that it's okay to eat burgers. Nobody sitting 10 feet away can tell that you're not eating meat. They think you are.

  61. Re:I have a better idea by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    Calorie approximations are pretty approximate, but IIRC the Harvard study puts a 185 lb man (approx 80 kg I think) running 7.5 mph (about 12 km/h) at 1000 kcal/h. 90 kg can get away with a little slower. 10 km/h is pretty standard for those 10k learn to run groups, so although it's (sadly) not something the average person can just get off the couch and do, it's a long way from elite athlete status.

    I ran 10 km up a hill once with a semi-elite marathoner. She was very encouraging.

  62. Batcrap crazy by RogueWarrior65 · · Score: 1

    For people to think THIS is a good idea and GMOs are an evil scourge on the face of the planet just proves that they are nuts. Organic, free-range, fair-trade, locally-sourced, non-GMO nuts.

  63. hypo-allergenic lab grown red meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is an interesting article as it comes to me just after reading about the tic that can make you allergic to red meat. There's a particular sugar in the tic's saliva and once your body reacts to that you become allergic to meat containing the same sugar, primarily the red meats. This lab grown meat could be produced with the genes for producing that sugar disabled so that it would become hypo-allergenic for people who have been affected by the tic bite.

    I hope someone mentions this to them.

  64. Re:I have a better idea by religionofpeas · · Score: 1

    the communities that have the longest living populations (such as various Mediterranean regions

    Meat has always been popular around the Mediterranean. Beef, lamb, goat, and plenty of seafood. For some reason (I blame Ancel Keys, who visited the area during Lent), people have popularized the idea that the Mediterranean diet was low in meat. That's just wrong.

  65. Gross by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Vegan's rail against GMOs but expect us to eat this sh*t.

  66. It's not 'vegan' by Rick+Schumann · · Score: 1

    The Vegan 'philosophy' (if you can call it that) states that Vegans may not eat, own, or use anything with an even remotely animal origin. Therefore this vat-grown 'meat' cannot be Vegan: they had to get the DNA from an animal.

    1. Re: It's not 'vegan' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can they use internal combustion engines or anything made with fossil fuels? Or is there a statute of limitations?

    2. Re: It's not 'vegan' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically they should not be able to use anything powered by fossil fuels, including anything electric, unless it's powered by solar, wind, or other non-fossil fuelled sources -- so most Vegans are a fraud. You can't even ride a bicycle if you're Vegan, because the synthetic rubber in the tires also comes from petroleum, which contains dead animals. They'd have to find natural latex rubber tires and tubes for their bike. If you want to take it all the way to the wall, a Vegan can't use paved streets, either, because asphalt is also an animal-derived product. For that matter, pretty much everything a Vegan could ever buy or use was in some way produced or delivered using something from an animal origin, even if it's the tires and fuel in the vehicles that delivered it. So in order to be a 'good' Vegan you have to use NOTHING, be naked 24/7/365, and only eat what you can scratch out of the ground that grows natually. Assuming that is you can get to those places without walking on streets paved with asphalt, and without being arrested for public nudity. Overall Veganism is completely pants-on-head retarded nonsense, which is not surprising considering the progressive cognitive deficit that these people expereince from the amino acid deficiencies that is inherent in their retarded Vegan diet. Really, these people should be outlawed, and be forced to eat animal products until they're no longer a danger to themselves.

    3. Re: It's not 'vegan' by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Can they use internal combustion engines or anything made with fossil fuels? Or is there a statute of limitations?

      The amount of animal-based content in crude petroleum amounts to a rounding error compared to the plant-based content. It amounts, essentially, to eating the occasional minuscule insect mixed in with your salad greens.

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    4. Re: It's not 'vegan' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pics or it didn't happen.

  67. Re:I have a better idea by Oswald+McWeany · · Score: 1

    the communities that have the longest living populations (such as various Mediterranean regions

    Meat has always been popular around the Mediterranean. Beef, lamb, goat, and plenty of seafood. For some reason (I blame Ancel Keys, who visited the area during Lent), people have popularized the idea that the Mediterranean diet was low in meat. That's just wrong.

    And not all Mediterranean communities have especially long lives; but the ones that do have lower meat intake. (they eat some, mainly seafood when they do). Same with Okinawa in Japan which is also home to the oldest living people, It's common with every one of the communities on earth with large numbers of people reaching 100. They all eat very little meat. (although they also all eat at least some meat).

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  68. Vegan mayonnaise does not exist in the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In the US, to be called mayonnaise, the food must contain eggs. If it's vegan, then it's not mayonnaise.

  69. Industrial Meat - More Feed from Big Corp by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    So vegans want to promote centralized big corporate industrial production at the expense of local sustainable economies. Not a wise choice.

    I can produce tons of meat on pasture locally without the need for industrial or petroleum inputs.

    Stick with the real meat.

  70. Re:I have a better idea by boa · · Score: 1

    I'm with you all the way on this one, except that meat is high in calories. Wildlife typically has very little fat, and meat itself has about 1200 kcal/kg. Not much compared to e.g. nuts and seeds.
    (randomly chosen source: http://matvaretabellen.no/beef... )

    Meat could also be preserved and stored, a valuable property. Animals provided much more than just meat. Tendons, fur, minerals (in bone), omega-3 fatty acids (the brain), to mention a few.

    Of course humans are omnivores. Only idiots say otherwise.

  71. Re:I have a better idea by boa · · Score: 1

    Good comment.

    Just to add to the discussion: People used traps, snares, pits, and nets to catch their prey thousands of years ago. It's not like humans had to spend eight hours running after animals to get their meat.

    I've seen natives in Africa make bird traps out of bushes and bark. Took'em less than five minutes without using any tools, and the bird supply was endless.

  72. Which came first? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Which came first? Does veganism cause insanity, or vice versa?

  73. How quaint by rsborg · · Score: 1

    Except industrial chemicals are notorious for causing Cancer and all sorts of other fun stuff.

    You think your ranch grown ones fed on hormones, antibiotics and feed-that-isn't-the-natural-diet is free of carcinogens or other harmful substances? You think that nice sizzle on your steak isn't carcinogenic? Enjoy your illusions.

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    1. Re:How quaint by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You think your ranch grown ones fed on hormones, antibiotics and feed-that-isn't-the-natural-diet is free of carcinogens or other harmful substances?

      There is no such thing as a natural diet for a cow, because a cow doesn't naturally exist. So we can scratch that objection right off the list. But let's address it anyway; you can buy grass-fed beef. It literally eats nothing but grass its whole life, at least after it's weaned. Most beef of any notable quality is "hormone-free" (as in, not hormone-injected) and it's also not given antibiotics unless it actually has a health problem.

      You think that nice sizzle on your steak isn't carcinogenic?

      The PAHs are carcinogenic, but they come in trivial amounts.

      Now let's turn all those same objections back around on vegetables. If they're not organic, then the same stuff applies. Plus they might be transgenically modified with genes from something from a whole different part of the tree which might not turn out to be fully compatible. I'm not talking about flipping switches that are already in there that you could eventually get just by breeding, I'm talking about fish tomatoes.

      Feedlots are shit, and I mean that literally. But meat doesn't have to be bad. In order to be efficient, though, we're going to need a lot less factory farming and a lot more gallenas de patios.

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  74. Are you from the 1950s? by rsborg · · Score: 1

    On the other hand, we have people who are currently subjecting themselves to be lab rats, testing whether we can survive without meat.

    You might want to check out the millions (now hundreds of millions) in India who have done fine without meat from before Christ was born. 30-40% of India is vegetarian and has been for much longer than most long-term tests if you open your eyes.

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    1. Re:Are you from the 1950s? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Yes, but I'd like to keep life expectancy at Western Europe levels. It's great that you can survive on grains for 30 years, but we have evidence that twice that is possible. I'd like to know if it's possible without meat.

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    2. Re:Are you from the 1950s? by Agent0013 · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, we have people who are currently subjecting themselves to be lab rats, testing whether we can survive without meat.

      You might want to check out the millions (now hundreds of millions) in India who have done fine without meat from before Christ was born. 30-40% of India is vegetarian and has been for much longer than most long-term tests if you open your eyes.

      The only reason people in India can be vegetarian and be healthy about it is because their food is so dirty and infested with insects.

      It is true that Hindu vegans living in certain parts of India do not suffer from vitamin B12 deficiency. This has led some to conclude that plant foods do provide this vitamin. This conclusion, however, is erroneous as many small insects, their feces, eggs, larvae and/or residue, are left on the plant foods these people consume, due to non-use of pesticides and inefficient cleaning methods. This is how these people obtain their vitamin B12. This contention is borne out by the fact that when vegan Indian Hindus later migrated to England, they came down with megaloblastic anaemia within a few years. In England, the food supply is cleaner, and insect residues are completely removed from plant foods (16).

      Myths of Vegetarianism

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  75. From the company that the Feds are investigating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://www.bloomberg.com/features/2016-hampton-creek-just-mayo/

    Hampton Creek never publicly admitted its numbers were wrong. It scrubbed its site of sustainability claims, and the Cookie Calculator vanished. Such quiet backpedaling might be forgivable at many young companies—overeager math isn’t unheard of in Silicon Valley. But at Hampton Creek, it fits a pattern of mistaken or exaggerated claims that may prove to be deliberately deceptive.

    In August the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission and the Justice Department launched probes of Hampton Creek for possible securities violations and criminal fraud. The investigation follows an Aug. 4 Bloomberg article that revealed the company deployed a national network of contractors to secretly buy back Just Mayo from grocery store shelves. Hampton Creek denies any wrongdoing. When news of the SEC inquiry became public, the company’s founder and chief executive officer, Josh Tetrick, wrote in an e-mail, “We’re aware of the informal inquiry and we’ll be sharing the facts, as opposed to the inaccuracies reported by Bloomberg.” The company declined to comment on the DOJ investigation.

  76. Re:I have a better idea by hawkfish · · Score: 1

    No way. That animal weighs about 250 kg, and will easily provide 125 kg of edible meat, at about 3000 kcal/kg. I'm guessing the 8 hour run would cost somewhere between 3000 and 6000 kcal, depending on how fast he was going.

    You assume that a sole hunter would hunt one animal for himself only. This assumption is false and an animal as large as you describe would give a sole hunter the finger. You also assume that the hunter would be able to find and kill a large animal every day, which is even more ridiculous.

    The typical size of a hunting party is 3-4 men. So at 125*3000 ~ 375.000 kcal/kg per carcass out of which the hunters would consume 9000kcal/kg to recoup the 8 hour run there is plenty left over for the rest of their group. The average size of a hunter gatherer band can range between ~12 to 50 individuals. If we assume a meat consumption of one kilo of meat per day for each individual in a group of 30 hunter gatherers, one carcass like that would last them for four days. However, a group of 30 would easily be able to field two hunter teams of 3-4 men each (or women, since women hunted in some of these societies) with, one group hunting and one either preparing for a hunt, or inbound with a carcass. At the same time these 6-8 people are out hunting the rest of the group would be out gathering fruits, vegetables, seeds roots herbs to supplement the diet and easily matching the contribution of the hunters while others are making equipment, clothing shelters etc... in short religionofpeas numbers seem perfectly plausible to me, especially since hunter gatherers ate every scrap of the animal down to the offal and the marrow in the bones and then used inedible parts including bones to make arrowheads, harpoons spear heads, knives and sinew to make rope, thread and as a component in bow making. Leather of course would not have been wasted either nor would horn or the wool of the animal if any. Many apex predators leave that stuff behind, a large animal killed by humans was likely to completely disappear simply because every bit of it's carcass was used up for some purpose.

    A small comment about everyone's assumptions: It seems that most hunter-gatherers consume far more of the animal than muscle tissue. Which just means that hunting is even more efficient than the numbers you give.

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  77. No, it's not been about prions by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    No, we don't eat humans because that is really unhealthy. Stuff like prions are problematic.

    This is true - but we didn't know that until very recently. And it's not why we don't eat each other; resistance to doing that has been in place for longer than anyone remembers, free of knowledge or common experience with consequences to health. Free enough, in fact, that cannibalism keeps showing up in various forms, just as do other unhealthy but socially disfavored practices such as bloodline incest. There's been no inherent knowledge of the unhealthy nature of the act until someone actually engages in it, which, being very rare, hadn't been in the general knowledge base of the people until very recently.

    Avoidance of cannibalism has been about empathy, primarily. For the victim, for the victim's relations. Knowledge about prions is, relatively speaking, a brand new factor. In one sense, it's good we know; in another, we don't have to, as cannibalism represents an obvious failure of empathy, a critical factor in healthy socialization, and the vast majority of people integrate the idea without needing a medical justification.

    Also, just as an aside, there are plenty of red health flags WRT eating meat of other species. That should be sufficient to start up several relevant chains of thought that support what I've described here.

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  78. Fact right, conclusion wrong. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Prion diseases spread via cannabalism.

    That's a very recent bit of knowledge, and one that was not available for most of history - yet we still didn't eat each other. Even the most ignorant and isolated peasants didn't do it. Try again. This time, think about empathy.

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  79. Maybe Meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll be first in line to buy a slab of delicious Maybe Meat!

    Oh no, wait, no I won't.