Some people have proposed taking areas of the Great Plains that are experiencing drasticly dropping human population and repopulating them with tasty, tasty buffalo.
Obviously Bush is just looking out for the interests of his constituents in the internet filtering business. If you just need to block.xxx sites, why does your state need to shell out $76,000,000 for NetNanny licenses for all school computers?
"So, I was like, waiting in line at the Henrico County iBook sale, and there were lika a lot of people there who wanted $50 iBooks. And people started pushing and shoving, and I was like "hey, don't be pushing in front of me beeeeeotch!", but she just wouldn't listen. So I raised my aluminum folding chair over my shoulder and BAM!, smacked that bitch up good. But then the police came and told us the iBooks were all gone.
... I bet it would've been a pretty sweet $50 iBook, though.
Don't forget the part about the size of the Space Shuttle SRBs being ultimately delinated by the width of two horses' asses side-by side pulling a chariot!
mmmm.... space shuttle slashfiction. I do believe that you've actually come up with a niche of sexual depravity that the interweb hasn't filled yet. Fascinating...
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erm... considiering what funeral groupies would be like, maybe not.
Psychopaths are by definition, aren't gong to limit themselves to following the rules and norms of society.
That goddamned Marty Fromme took advantage of me! Lying bastard!
I think it's time we introduced Linus to Marty Fromme, the Sausage King of Chicago!
Some woo woos see this as a blatent sign of the NWO depopulation agenda.
You mean like this?
Don't even ask what J-E-L-L-O is made of!
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Obviously Bush is just looking out for the interests of his constituents in the internet filtering business. If you just need to block .xxx sites, why does your state need to shell out $76,000,000 for NetNanny licenses for all school computers?
Look at the movies that were out the same year as Casablanca (And that's just the ones beginning with "C"!)
Maybe the person that programmed it intentionally named it for idiots getting burned in the crotch and frivolous litigation.
That was just a publicity gimmic. Think hard, what was one of the crucial plot points of that movie?
Probably cheaper & safer than hiring "Luigi's take your stuff and jack up our rates while we hold your stuff for ransom movers".
If you didn't hand-assemble it yourself, who says that you haven't been p0wn3d?!!!
Proof our system doesn't work, and has no similarity to justice.
And Eli Whitney and the interchangable parts.
Welcome to sunny Florida! T-storms every afternoon 3:30 - 4:00. And don't forget the hurricanes.
Yeah, there's a good place to build a spaceport.
Or maybe they should learn to cope with the local conditions.
I bet you've never even tried it!
How about some links? (I've already read the goatse entry...)
I propose the Pentagon start a multi-billion-dollar crash "Blowjobs4Nerds" program!
I'd like to remind them that as a trusted slashdot poster, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground karma caves.
mmmm.... space shuttle slashfiction. I do believe that you've actually come up with a niche of sexual depravity that the interweb hasn't filled yet. Fascinating...
New hotness : I ain't gonna touch that one...
Gotta include the fact that KJI invented the time-machine, otherwise how do you explain his having written "Guilliver's Travels" in PL/I ?
You could win the Idiotroid race!
(Maybe even the Iditarod race!)