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  1. Re:I'm more worried about verbalizing space! on U.S. Deploys Orbital Communications Jammer · · Score: 1

    Verbalizing nounification is the most powerful weapon the enemies of clear speech have!

  2. MIDI? Dear God, NO! on Searching for a Decent Scanner? · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    "some funkadelic 'music OCR' thing that lets you scan sheet music and transforms it automagically into MIDI files"

    Your sister, sir, is worse than Hitler!!!

    (I will retract my statement if she's actually using it to drive instruments. If she's using it as background music on her web page, you need to hold an intervention, NOW!)

  3. Re:Sounds arrogant on ESR Gets Job Offer From Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Hell, he shoulda played along, took the job, and pissed in the punchbowl at the company Christmas party. That'd show them!

  4. $20?! I wanted a peanut! on ESR Gets Job Offer From Microsoft · · Score: 1
    With the new accounting rules making stock options less attractive to offer by employers, Microsoft is probably having a harder time recruiting.

    That, and they probably thought a FOSS weinie would work for peanuts -- hell, they usually work for free!

  5. too easy! on Das Keyboard: Hit Any Key · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's the black one.

  6. Re:lol on Recent Solar Flare Could Disrupt Communications · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Have they found out who's jamming radio communications in New Orleans yet?

    Or was this one of them rumors you hear on the internets?

  7. Simple solution for idiot websites: on FEMA Demands Use of IE To File Online Katrina Claims · · Score: 1

    Why can't these browsers have a IE compatability setting? It'd probably just need to spoof the browser ID. Then automatically email webmaster@idiot_site telling them they're a shithead and worse than Hitler.

  8. I am the very model of a modern online trendsetter on A Review of the iPod nano · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "Less space than a Nomad. No wireless. Lame."

  9. Re:But... on 6.8GHz 1TB RAM and 2TB HDD Laptop? · · Score: 1
    "Does it run Linux?"

    " It has to exist first!"

    It's possible to write an emulator and run Linux (or anything else) on a totally imaginary architecture.

  10. Re:Vaporware? on 6.8GHz 1TB RAM and 2TB HDD Laptop? · · Score: 1
    I'm surprised the whole ACC / transcapacitor / alien story hasn't been written up in Wikipedia.

    (The Internet Archive has it, though...)

  11. Re:Wow, what utter BS on 6.8GHz 1TB RAM and 2TB HDD Laptop? · · Score: 1
    " unless there is a dead tree edition about which I don't know."

    One of the many little-known perks of being a /. subscriber! (The football phone is still my favorite!)

  12. Gilligan goes to the big isle in the sky on 6.8GHz 1TB RAM and 2TB HDD Laptop? · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    Itd be pretty hard to knock off the Skipper, the Professor, Mr & Mrs Howell without Ginger or MaryAnne getting suspicious.



    But it would be SO worth it.

  13. Re:howmuch science is needed? on Rebuilding New Orleans With Science · · Score: 1
    I was kind of tounge in cheek pointing out that this is a typical case where the rabid Free-Marketers would chime in.
    In my opinion, they're right, for the reasons you state.

    But you lose me right about here:
    "Human life is valuable. I'd support free bussing to get people out of danger even if they were idiots for being there in the first place. However, their homes are less valuable. If they're dependant on government assistance for having someplace to live, the government should at least find someplace cheaper to put them..."

    Government has a bad habit of exempting itself from the rules that they make everybody else play by. I figure that low-lying land that's uneconomical to build on because of insurance costs would be attractive for an eminent domain grab, to put civic services, like, say, public housing on. Whoops, we're back where we started.

  14. Re:howmuch science is needed? on Rebuilding New Orleans With Science · · Score: 1
    "If those homeowners and businesses had to pay a MARKET cost for insurance, how many would have built there? And if there wasn't a FEMA (which has historically compensated flood/hurricane victims even or especially if uninsured) would people be so lasseiz-faire about their families, dwellings, and belongings in the path of destruction?"

    So... you're saying that the Free Market could have ensured that this disaster could have been much less worse? ;-)

  15. Jetskis for everybody! on Rebuilding New Orleans With Science · · Score: 2, Funny

    Like The Palms?

  16. Re:High Resolution Computer Graphics and Broadband on Pornified · · Score: 2, Funny

    Repost of pornalized version of the review in 5... 4...

  17. Re:It's not that he failed the Turing test... on How I Failed the Turing Test · · Score: 3, Funny

    I don't like music.
    I just like stealing things.

  18. Kanye West, American PATRIOT. on Europe Plans a New Type of Fusion Facility · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    Why are those people dying at the Superdome?
    George Bush hates Black people.

    Why did the Supreme Court make such a WRONG ruling on Kelo v. New London?
    George Bush hates Black people.

    How do you get rid of thousands of unsightly poor people in order to push forward your urban redevelopment plan?
    George Bush hates Black people.

    When was the last flooding study done for New Orleans?
    George Bush hates Black people.

    What do you call someone that votes to re-elect the current regime after seeing just the tip of the iceberg at Abu Grahib?
    George Bush hates Black people.

    Why didn't the Army Corps of Engineers get the requested funding to upgrade the levees?
    George Bush hates Black people.

    Where were the evacuation buses before the storm hit, mr Mayor?
    George Bush hates Black people.

    Why was FEMA so slow in providing assistance?
    George Bush hates Black people.

    What did the looter say to the rescue pilot?
    George Bush hates Black people.

    Where was the National Guard?
    George Bush hates Black people.

    Has the Army Corps of Engineers ever had a project that wasn't a deadly disaster?
    George Bush hates Black people.

    What do you call 10,000 drowned niggas?
    George Bush hates Black people.

    What color is a baby dying from dehydration?
    George Bush hates Black people.

    What did the rapist say to the nine-year old girl in the womens' restroom at the convention center?
    George Bush hates Black people.

    Who's gonna get me down off my roof?
    George Bush hates Black people.

    Why did FEMA prevent the Red Cross from providing assistance?
    George Bush hates Black people.

    What did the fifteen-year-old crack addict say when he shot you in the face?
    George Bush hates Black people.

  19. Re:Unfair! on Charges Against High School Hackers Dropped · · Score: 2, Funny
    Our bad --

    turns out the kids were just using Firefox.

    Sorry about that whole destroying your life thing.

    -- The Mgt.

  20. Re:Concept car only. on Mazda Switches To USB Keys · · Score: 1
    "turboed three cylinder 1.0 litre direct injection petrol engine."

    That sounds more like an MP3 player than a real automobile. /dirty American

  21. Re:great, another point of failure on Mazda Switches To USB Keys · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but have you ever driven the candle truck over your speaker bracelet? Man, what a disaster that was!

  22. Re:Calling Captain Obvious, come in please. on 9 Weeks to Pump Out New Orleans? · · Score: 1
    Sticks. Sticks! That's what I did wrong!

    My idiot brother is squandering a pretty penny on bricks, the fool!

  23. Please, show some class! on 9 Weeks to Pump Out New Orleans? · · Score: 1
    "I was with Strom in SC when Hugo came through. "

    I really have no interest in your reminescences about your sordid love-life!

  24. My theory about brontosaurs... on 9 Weeks to Pump Out New Orleans? · · Score: 1
    My plan to save New Orleans ^W^W Des Moines from the inevetiable ravages of global warming:

    1. Build nukes - NOW no electricity generation from fossil fuels in 20 years
    2. Kill McDonalds' - everyone goes on a forced vegetarian diet. No more bovine flatulence cluttering up the atmosphere. And it's more healthy, too.
    3. Seqways for all - no more private transport burning fossil fuels.
    4. Plant a million forests - You know those great plains that are experiencing a precipitous population drop that those wackos want to re-introduce buffalo to ? Plant trees over the whole area, and re-intorduce elk instead. Trees are Nature's carbon sink. Build up a corps of woodmen to look after these crucial trees, and then cut them down. (These woodsmen could also keep in check any big bad wolves, who also reside in forests.) Seal this lumber up in the deepest mineshafts, so their trapped carbon never endangers our oceanfront beachhouses ever again!
    5. Cities on stilts - why do you think the Jestsons live in a purple martin house?!!!

    If you make me dictator with a solid gold Cadillac and agree to follow my eminently rational and simple plan, along with any whims I have along the way, like, say damming up the Mississippi and making it flow backward, I can 100% guarentee that you will be safe from any nasty storm surge.

  25. gullible's not in Webster's 2005 dictionary on Video Tombstones · · Score: 1

    You do realize that Snopes just tells people what THEY want you to believe, don't you?