Reminds me of a short story "The Last of the Wild Ones" from the 1980s. (Think pack of roving, feral cars running amok. Or Bender getting bitten by the Werecar.)
You know those black bands you get when you watch a letterboxed movie?!!! They can sell banner ads the fill that wasted space!!! Technically, this should be minor to implement. Their customers (who apparently, are the media companies, not the people who actually subscribe to their "service") will love it!
I can't believe you freaking geeks actually liked the "Ayn Rand Squad". What insulting, elitist cack! "Ohh! Look at all the cool retro-modern design!" Never mind the thinly-veiled hatespeach against lawyers and social security! And the villian is teh uber-geek! Come on, the big musclehead trounces they guy who invents the cool gizmos?!!! Next they'll want to put us in cube-camps!
Firefox, choice of the pr0n-loving generation!
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Face it, the only reason you get mal-ware is from cruising the seamier side of the internet looking for free pr0n. If you were good, upstanding, moral Christians, you would use IE.
Firefox : tool of The Devil, it's right in the name!
goddamn I wish I could post this drek Anonymously...
Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all week. Be sure to try the jugged borcsht, it has less dioxin in it!
Snopes sez: Shiny side in !!!
Does Winders count as a proof of concept?
mmmmm.... tastes just like chicken of the sea!
Stupid gimpy fish! Oh yeah?!! Whatta ya goin' ta do aboot it?!!!
Or you could just make one film, and completely change cast and crew from scene to scene. It'd be like a mental breakdown!
I think ZB's drawing an analogy to "The Lion King 1 1/2". A pathetically obvious attempt to squeeze some more $$$ with an crap direct to video sequel.
To paraphrase:
To err's human,
to really screw up, you need to automate the error-making process.
That's called a train.
Reminds me of a short story "The Last of the Wild Ones" from the 1980s. (Think pack of roving, feral cars running amok. Or Bender getting bitten by the Werecar.)
"Real men don't do backups -- the upload their TV on p2p and let everyone else do the work"
-- Linus T Farnsworth
These damn sims keep ignoring my commands. And the refresh rate is abominable. I sure hope they have a patch for this pronto!
So it's not a matter of their installers being idiots and not calling tha 800 number before digging?
"And now, a musical interlude..."
I can't believe you freaking geeks actually liked the "Ayn Rand Squad". What insulting, elitist cack! "Ohh! Look at all the cool retro-modern design!" Never mind the thinly-veiled hatespeach against lawyers and social security! And the villian is teh uber-geek! Come on, the big musclehead trounces they guy who invents the cool gizmos?!!! Next they'll want to put us in cube-camps!
Firefox : tool of The Devil, it's right in the name!
goddamn I wish I could post this drek Anonymously...
Makes you really wonder who shorted American Airlines 9/11/2001. </tinfoil hat<
I'd be worried about stuff like Parkinson's from long-term use of any sort of "neural interface".
Method:
Pour all ingredients over ice in a shaker. Shake well. Serve in Cocktail Glass. Strain into glass.
So can I file a worker's comp claim for reading slashdot all day?!!!
Do you even watch the show?!!!
A: Not enough Wang in it.
Don't forget the firecrackers!