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Classic Toys For Christmas?

waterwheel asks: "Christmas is coming, and it's time to start planning our online shopping list for future Slashdot readers. This year I'm having a look at some of the more classic toys - and am finding that not only are some of the classic toys still around - but they are still educational and fun. Two good examples of this are the Rubik's Cube and the time honored gyroscope. The cube has been around for about 20 years, the gyroscope it seems for almost a 100. Both will be under the tree this year. Both of these toys are able to compete with video games - a true test of staying power. This begs the question - what other classic toys do you remember from your youth that are still fun enough that kids will play with them today?"

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  1. Dad, is that you!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now I know what's under the Christmas tree! Not to hurt your feelings, but I really do like the video games. When you're not looking, I'll just move the stickers on the Rubik's Cube.

    Oh, and mom hates it when you use "begs the question" on Slashdot. It just starts a whole "that's not the meaning" discussion that no one cares about.

    1. Re:Dad, is that you!? by isepic · · Score: 1

      hehe I did this (moved the stickers on the cube)... eveyrone was AMAZED! Then I found out that if you did, the online java solutions wouldn't work.

      Do this, move the stickers around, then mess it up again, and then get a "good cuber" to try and solve it... I guess if they're good, they'll know the stickers have been moved.. nevermind.

    2. Re:Dad, is that you!? by fracai · · Score: 1

      Pfft, I'd just break the blocks off and re-build the cube.

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    3. Re:Dad, is that you!? by Otter · · Score: 1
      hehe I did this (moved the stickers on the cube)... eveyrone was AMAZED! Then I found out that if you did, the online java solutions wouldn't work.

      You mean that you moved the stickers to a solved or an unsolved state? If the former, I don't see why solutions wouldn't work (except that you may have transposed some of the colors).

      For the latter, yeah, IIRC there are 16 exclusive sets of positions, where you can move within a set but need to move stickers or pieces to reach positions in the other 15.

    4. Re:Dad, is that you!? by vyke4lyfe · · Score: 1

      You could be cheap and download this: http://www.geocities.com/Athens/8424/rubik.html.

    5. Re:Dad, is that you!? by Naikrovek · · Score: 3, Interesting

      1.0109×10^38 (101097362223624462291180422369532000000) is the number of cube combinations that you can create by moving stickers.

      4.3252×10^19 (43252003274489856000) is the number of cube combinations that you can create by rotating cube faces (as it is designed).

      the odds that you'll create a valid cube combination by moving stickers is slim. Even if you make all faces solid color the chances that the internals of the cube correctly representing the face colors is slim.

      3.2×10^22 (32000000000000000000000) is the approximate number of stars in the universe.

      (all of this from http://www.greenhodge.net/g/read/math/numbers-6.ph p)

    6. Re:Dad, is that you!? by Apathetic1 · · Score: 1

      Don't move the stickers, just take the cube apart and reassemble it in the solved position. With a little practice you can get them apart with your hands. Just turn one edge 45 degrees and twist one of the corners until it pops out.

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    7. Re:Dad, is that you!? by WesG · · Score: 4, Informative

      Kids these days would probably just visit a cube solver webpage like http://www.wrongway.org/cube/solve.html instead of peeling stickers.

      Speaking of stickers - anyone remember sticker collecting. Do kids today even know about stickers?

    8. Re:Dad, is that you!? by eclectro · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, and mom hates it when you use "begs the question" on Slashdot.

      I suggest that it might be time to move out mom's basement when mom starts caring about what's on slashdot.

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    9. Re:Dad, is that you!? by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      At least get him the lego technics set so he can build a Rubick's cube solver-bot!

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    10. Re:Dad, is that you!? by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      If you take a solved cube and rotate one corner piece, the cube becomes unsolvable. It's also somewhat less obvious that it was tampered with than if someone moved the stickers.

    11. Re:Dad, is that you!? by willy134 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't think (most) people are just randomly moving stickers usually they are putting the stickers to solve the cube. However if you do just move stickers yes it very easily could be unsolvable.

      The internals are identical peices each corner looks the same and each edge looks the same and each center looks the same. You could make two colors from opposite ends of the cube to be edge "buddies" (whole cube face same color--a solution) and the solvers will fail (if they depend on color positions)---yet the cube still can be solved.

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    12. Re:Dad, is that you!? by Otter · · Score: 1
      Regarding the number of permutations -- my bad. The 16 sets is probably the permutations of dissasembling and reassembling the cube pieces, but obviously moving the stickers can generate far more possibilities. (Errr, maybe not obviously.)

      But I don't get the part about moving stickers to make solid colors. What difference does the "internals of the cube" make? As long as you move the stickers to an "acceptable" solution, you should be able to mix it up and solve it with any method that doesn't require specific colors, right?

    13. Re:Dad, is that you!? by inKubus · · Score: 1

      I'm going to shamelessly post the answer to all of your toy shopping needs:

      Amazing Toys has all the classic mind toys, tons of games, chess sets, science toys, etc. Probably the coolest internet shopping stop of mine every birthday and Christmas. And they are friendly and knowledgable--a geek toy shop run by geeks. It's cool, seriously.

      (I should mention I know the guy as I used to live in Great Falls, MT, where the store is..)

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    14. Re:Dad, is that you!? by Mordaximus · · Score: 1

      First off, impressive statistics, although maybe a little off...

      the odds that you'll create a valid cube combination by moving stickers is slim.

      Let me get this straight : you remove all of the stickers from the cube. Then take all of the red ones, stick them on one side of the cube, each on one square. Then take the white stickers, and put them on another side. Repeat with the remaining colors, placing them on unoccupied sides. You're saying the odds of doing this sucessfully is slim?

      Dude, you may have serious hand-eye problems, such a blindness.

      Even if you make all faces solid color

      Unless the glue dries out, you poke yourself to death with the implement that you removed the stickers with or you're utterly incompetent, the odds of success are pretty high.

      the chances that the internals of the cube correctly representing the face colors is slim.

      That's not the point of Rubik's cube. The point is to get the same colors on the same side. Without using the above process.

      Moral of the story : Math does not apply to cheaters.

    15. Re:Dad, is that you!? by AttillaTheNun · · Score: 1

      Kudos to those that can solve a Rubik's Cube.
      Hats off to those who can do it in under 15 minutes.
      I bow to those who can do it in under 5 minutes.
      I am humbled by those who can do so while drunk.

      But the prize goes to the sysadmin I once worked with who figured out, in under 2 minutes, while drunk, that I had switched a couple of stickers in the hopes of driving him insane.

    16. Re:Dad, is that you!? by techsoldaten · · Score: 5, Funny

      My Dad forced me to do it the hard way. He bought one of those Rubik's Cubes where the colors were built into heavy, glossy panels and surrounded with a white border - there would be no sticker swapping in my household. The cube itself was heavy, weighing at least 1.5 pounds (which was a lot of ask a 10 year old child to have to hold for 30 minutes at a time). The axes resisted attempts at rotation and it took great effort to make one actually turn. Any movement would audibly click into place, giving each action a sense of dreadful finality.

      My attempts to solve the cube would always end in failure and exhaustion, and I was very jealous of those who could take the Gordian approach and just move the stickers. Given a lighter, move wieldy cube I could have easily solved it using a traditional method, but that was not to be. It was like Rubik himself was laughing at me, giving me a problem so interesting yet so impossible to solve. When I was 14, I finally gave up on the cube and smashed it using a large rock. Pieces of it were still there years later when I went off to college.

      M

    17. Re:Dad, is that you!? by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1
      what other classic toys do you remember from your youth that are still fun enough that kids will play with them today?"

      Nothing beats a Glock 21, Dad.

    18. Re:Dad, is that you!? by foo2u2 · · Score: 1

      When I was in junior high, we (guyz) had HUGE sticker collections which we bought, sold, traded and stole (sad but true, lol). Mostly high performance auto parts. As I remember, the MOON eyes sticker was particularly coveted. Anyone else?

    19. Re:Dad, is that you!? by workboomer · · Score: 1

      Marbles anyone?

    20. Re:Dad, is that you!? by ajs · · Score: 1

      Oh, this is fun, let me try:

      Number of 9-character passwords made up of just letters (mixed case) and numbers: 1.354e+16

      Number of valid ".com" domain names: 7.009e+91

      Chance that two sites will have the same root password: priceless ;-)

    21. Re:Dad, is that you!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While I was not drunk I did this same thing when I was 10. The lady that watched me after school had a Rubik's cube and her daughter had switch two of the stickers. I found out in about 90 seconds that something was wrong with the cube. I could normally solve the cube in about 75 seconds.

    22. Re:Dad, is that you!? by bobv-pillars-net · · Score: 2, Interesting
      ... one of those Rubik's Cubes where the colors were built into heavy, glossy panels and surrounded with a white border ...

      On the remote chance that you aren't totally making this up for laughs, where could I buy such a beastie?

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    23. Re:Dad, is that you!? by techsoldaten · · Score: 3, Funny

      Check the darkest pit of Hell, see if they do shipping.

      M

    24. Re:Dad, is that you!? by abborren · · Score: 1
      I can regularly solve it in under one minute, haven't tried while being drunk though!

      If you want to learn speed cubing This is a good site.

      At least that's the site I learnt from.

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    25. Re:Dad, is that you!? by zonker · · Score: 0

      btw, here's a site for rubik's geeks that like to take apart their cubes and build even more interesting designs... the site has lots of cool pix too.

    26. Re:Dad, is that you!? by writermike · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I keep reading about folks moving the stickers around on their Rubick's Cube. The only way I could solve it was to pull it apart an reassemble it solved.

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    27. Re:Dad, is that you!? by eam · · Score: 1

      Kids 6 and under consider stickers to be a valuable thing. At least, my kids do.

      It's not so much that they are "collecting". They just like to stick them to things. Sometimes a piece of paper, sometimes themselves.

      They'll draw a picture and use stickers as part of the picture.

    28. Re:Dad, is that you!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your dad sounds like an interesting character. It's like one of those fairy tales where the evil stepmother scatters rice into the ashes of the fireplace, and the heroine has to collect all the grains into a pile.

  2. Extra $$ this Christmas? by SIGALRM · · Score: 0, Troll
    what other classic toys do you remember from your youth that are still fun enough that kids will play with them today?
    Oh, I'm sure "Lincoln logs" would be my 8 year old's favorite toy. I'll just return the copy of Halo 2 I bought for him. Thanks Slashdot, for saving me money--good idea.
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    1. Re:Extra $$ this Christmas? by grub · · Score: 3, Funny


      Nah, LEGO!

      Then your 8 year old can step on sharp blocks in the middle of the night just like you used to!

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    2. Re:Extra $$ this Christmas? by Pxtl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You know you can do both right? I've been a hardcore gamer since I was old enough to buttonmash (even though the C64 had only 1 button), but I still loved my legos and my gyroscopes when I was a kid.

      A good solid metal gyroscope is a fun toy that won't break or obselesce. I loved mine.

      Ones that are still big hits with the kids: anything with marbles. You can't go wrong with marbles. Pinball machines, chute kits, Fireball Island. While static boardgames might be a dead issue for kids, motile, kinetic boardgames like Crossbows and Catapults (unfortunately also a lawsuit magnet) have the novelty of actually having active, real world objects smashing into each other.

      Personally, I want to make a simple real-world RTS game involving a punchclock and some wind-up toys.

    3. Re:Extra $$ this Christmas? by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 1

      And you can step on the blocks just like your parents used to. It's the circle of life.

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    4. Re:Extra $$ this Christmas? by UNIX_Meister · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The problem with Legos now is that first, they are so damn expensive, and two, they aren't "generic" enough. The kits are made to be built into one "thing", whether it's a jungle or a spaceship or a whatever. You can use your imagination to make it into other things, but you're fairly limited. Instead, give me a big box of Legos from my childhood, where they aren't so specialized, and imagination is more important.

    5. Re:Extra $$ this Christmas? by PurdueGraphicsMan · · Score: 1

      It's amazing how you block things out of your memory... As soon as I read "step on sharp blocks" a grimace came across my face. Thanks for bringing back those bitter-sweet memories from childhood.

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    6. Re:Extra $$ this Christmas? by NardofDoom · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Which would you rather your child be doing? Blowing up stuff, or building things and then knocking them over?

      Besides, Erector sets are way cooler, sharper, and deadlier than anything else out there.

      I used to buy all my X-mas presents. But then I figured out that baking or making a present is cheaper and more personal than anything else.

      My mom can't eat flour, so I make flourless cookies. My grandfather's diabetic, so I make sugar-free cookies. And I know what each person likes, so I vary the recipes.

      15 containers from Dollar Store - $15
      Cookie ingredients for 8 dozen cookies - $50
      Total for X-Mas presents - $65
      Giving really great, personalized presents - Priceless

      This only really works if you like to cook and are good at it. But after a couple years, you'll be pretty damn good at it, and it doesn't take that long in the first place (30 minutes of labor per batch, so 4 hours).

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    7. Re:Extra $$ this Christmas? by Zorilla · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dude, the clear pieces were awesome because of that. I could always see where the pieces were, but my parents couldn't. "OW!"

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    8. Re:Extra $$ this Christmas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally agreed. Halo 2 is garbage, your 8yr old will have more fun with plastic toys, or a baking set perhaps.

    9. Re:Extra $$ this Christmas? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Apart from Lincoln Logs, there's also LEGO and Tinkertoys with lots of ambitious projects to build.

      Even a basic set of blocks can be fun. I remember building rooms for Fisher Price people out of a set of wooden letter blocks and designating a particular block (by having its colored letters face into the room) as each room's built-in computer. Back when exercising an independent imagination was encouraged and fun.

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    10. Re:Extra $$ this Christmas? by greenhide · · Score: 1

      Problem solved: buy LEGO tubs through ebay. Cheap and varied.

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    11. Re:Extra $$ this Christmas? by whmac33 · · Score: 1

      I wonder how my kid would react to a box of cookies christmas morning.

    12. Re:Extra $$ this Christmas? by Fade_to_Blah · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I know its the thought that counts and blah blah blah blah......

      If someone gave me a cookie for X-mas they would be wearing the thing.

    13. Re:Extra $$ this Christmas? by Sir_Dill · · Score: 1

      GOOO! Crossbows and catapults was awesome! I loved playing with those although I always "upgraded" mine with extra rubber bands to the point where 1 of two things would happen....either I would imbed the little plastic discs in the wall...or the catapult/crossbow would break from the stress.

    14. Re:Extra $$ this Christmas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      kinetic boardgames like Crossbows and Catapults (unfortunately also a lawsuit magnet) have the novelty of actually having active, real world objects smashing into each other.

      Of course, theres always Hungry Hungry Hippo. Guaranteed to be lots of fun and incredibly loud for hours and hours.

    15. Re:Extra $$ this Christmas? by sagenumen · · Score: 1

      If my parents gave me cookies for Christmas when I was younger, I would have run away from home... ...well, if I wasn't too fat to run.

    16. Re:Extra $$ this Christmas? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of the best fun I ever had was making marble ramps out of lego train rails (2 rails placed right next to each other). After making towers of various heights from normal lego bricks you could make huge systems that snaked throughout the room, with drops - knocking over dominos, etc.

      Wish I knew where to get these nowadays.

    17. Re:Extra $$ this Christmas? by mpost4 · · Score: 1

      That is a great idea, I think that the problem with sociaty today, is the question is asked, how much did you spend, not how much did you care.

      Some one could just go to any web site to get a gift citificate and be done with it, but how much did they care about it. Something like that cooking would be touching because of the time spent.

      And for those of you who would feal guilty about not spending alot of money, just do both -- but I think those that would feal guilty about not spending money have missed the point of Christmas (well I would say that is about 75% of the country)

      Plus one of the most touching thing you can tell your parents if they ask you what you want, (I said this last year, my mother was touched by it.) "it does not matter it not important"

    18. Re:Extra $$ this Christmas? by DotWarner · · Score: 1

      A Chinese Checkers game is an excellent source of cheap marbles, each with unique imperfections in the plastic guaranteed to fascinate the little ones for hours.

      When I was a kid, we had a big plastic sheet of some sort--I think we were supposed to color it or something--and we would pick it up roughly by the center and put it down, thereby making a mountain with a number of random channels and gorges. We'd take the "marbles" and try to predict how a given marble would roll down from any given drop point. It was a lot more fun than it sounds, and a lot less destructive than Construx Crash-Ups...

    19. Re:Extra $$ this Christmas? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "But then I figured out that baking or making a present is cheaper and more personal than anything else."

      Yeah, a few years ago, a friend of mine gave out home made Kaluha. Was really good stuff. I'm thinking about learning to make candy this year...and may make gifts out of that, home made specialty mustards...and maybe home made Bailey's irish cream.

      I think the personal aspect thing of this will be fun. The very close friends will probably get a DVD of some sort too...

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    20. Re:Extra $$ this Christmas? by netsavior · · Score: 1

      Personally, I want to make a simple real-world RTS game involving a punchclock and some wind-up toys.
      punchclock = turn-based?

    21. Re:Extra $$ this Christmas? by mikael · · Score: 1

      I remember being involved in a accident involving farm machinery - I stepped on a Matchbox tractor, and the bolt for attaching the trailer went right into my big toe - I had a 5mm deep punture in my big toe ow! ow! ow!

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    22. Re:Extra $$ this Christmas? by numbware · · Score: 1

      I agree, Legos are too expensive. I've spent nearly $3000 on my collection, but it was well worth the good memories. Then again, knowing about Ldraw could have saved me some money.

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    23. Re:Extra $$ this Christmas? by stanmann · · Score: 1

      I have a 1.5 inch scar on my chin from falling off a bunk bed and hitting the only lego on the floor. I believe I was 8 at the time.

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  3. Rubik's Magic by kamelkev · · Score: 1

    Anyone remember this game. The motto was "unlink the rings", I've been looking for one for about a decade, I can never seem to find a "good" one on ebay :/

    1. Re:Rubik's Magic by potus98 · · Score: 1

      Loved it! I could link the rings in 7 seconds. I haven't touched one in almost 20 years (gasp!) but I can still solve it in my mind. I should get one off ebay and see if I really can still solve it.

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    2. Re:Rubik's Magic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I loved that one. It became very easy to solve once you got the pattern down but was still enjoyable.

    3. Re:Rubik's Magic by teeker · · Score: 1

      Yeah it was called Rubik's Magic Puzzle....it was a flat puzzle, with a handful of tiles connected with a funny grid of monofilament line. I had one many years ago. Not only was it an awesome puzzle, but it was also really cool to see how it was constructed so you could flip the tiles over.

      Hard to describe if you've never played with one I guess. That was a great toy, thanks for reminding me of it.

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    4. Re:Rubik's Magic by vasqzr · · Score: 2, Interesting


      I've seen them on ebay but they're not that cheap. Example

      We got a Simpson-themed one from somewhere not to long ago...

    5. Re:Rubik's Magic by richy+freeway · · Score: 3, Informative

      Treat yourself to a brand new one straight from http://www.rubikshop.com/!

    6. Re:Rubik's Magic by ellocogato · · Score: 1

      Oh man, do I remember the Rubik's Magic. Hours and hours of entertainment. I could "unlink" the rings in less than 5 seconds. We also used to see how many different things we could make -- a chair, box with lid, etc -- with it.

      One thing I always hated, though, was what we called "the fix". If you folded things wrong, you could get the thing in a state where it wouldn't fold out flat anymore. You'd pop a string if you tried to force it. We'd have that thing laying around in "the fix" for weeks before someone accidentally did something to get it back to normal.

      I think I might even actually still own one of those.

    7. Re:Rubik's Magic by superpulpsicle · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Please, nowadays classic toys mean buying PS2 games from the Greatest-Hits bin at $19.99.

    8. Re:Rubik's Magic by DLWormwood · · Score: 2, Informative
      've been looking for one for about a decade, I can never seem to find a "good" one on ebay :/

      Seven Towns still makes Rubik's toys, though the current color scheme for the Magic puzzle isn't the same as the cooler original that Matchbox made. However, they now sell do-it-yourself kits that allow you to make your own Magic puzzles.

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    9. Re:Rubik's Magic by rick-o · · Score: 1

      Uh, you do know you can get a brand new one for ten bucks on rubiks.com, right?

    10. Re:Rubik's Magic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I loved that one. It became very easy to solve once you got the pattern down but was still enjoyable.

      I just loved the flexibility of playing with it, and all the shapes you could make. Though admittedly most of them were either some form of gun or a novelty hat.

    11. Re:Rubik's Magic by einTier · · Score: 1
      Yes. I quite enjoyed mine, but they have a penchant for breaking because idiots who don't understand the puzzle tend to force the pieces and pop|twist|misalign the strings.

      The puzzle isn't very difficult though. It's much more fun and challenging to use the puzzle to create sculpture, such as a cube on a stand.

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    12. Re:Rubik's Magic by MERVERNATOR · · Score: 1

      I had all the rubiks toys and the magics were my favorite. I could link the 3 rings in about 4 seconds (black puzzle), and unlink the 5 rings in about 6 seconds (silver puzzle). could do it with 1 hand, behind my back, blindfolded, etc.. I also had the magic create the cube.. was 8 tiles with colored corners that you had to force in to a 3D cube with the 2 remaining tiles as a stand. I used to fix them for kids in school when they would fall apart, and I eventually made my own with a garfield comic inside. (NOW 14 years later they sell a creation kit, lol).. had the rubiks clock, and to this day I still play with my cube.. Im down to 75 seconds on that one.. trying to improve.

    13. Re:Rubik's Magic by Oliver+Wendell+Jones · · Score: 1

      I've got one at home. Respond if you're really interested. I'll let you have it for dirt cheap - just grateful to get rid of one more dust collector.

      no box or documentation, just the puzzle - and I believe it's in the solved state...

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    14. Re:Rubik's Magic by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      The Magic was quite cool - more fun than the cube, since you could construct all sorts of 3D shapes with it once you had solved the puzzle. I preferred Illusion though, a two player game with a mirror in the middle. The aim was to produce a line of (exactly) 5 pieces of your colour. The catch was that half of your pieces were your opponent's colour on one side, and could be moved by your opponent. Moving any piece affected two piece positions - the piece and its reflection. It's about the only deterministic game I've found to be fun.

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  4. Rubik's Cube by mr.henry · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Make sure you get the official Rubik's brand cube, or else you risk the Dept. of Homeland Security coming down on you.

    God Bless America.

    1. Re:Rubik's Cube by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't you leave your bitter sarcasm behind... even for one little post?

    2. Re:Rubik's Cube by stratjakt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The facts are, DHS is made up of what once was INS and Customs.

      It's in fact their job to prevent bootlegged products from hitting American markets, so quit trying to spin this story as some kind of ridiculous "war on terror gone crazy" horseshit.

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    3. Re:Rubik's Cube by Nursie · · Score: 0, Troll

      It's something gone crazy!
      Patents on the cube have expired, meaning that these are perfectly legal.

    4. Re:Rubik's Cube by stratjakt · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It has nothing to do with patents.

      The look of the Cube is trademarked. If they used different colors, or maybe little symbols on the stickers, they might have been OK.

      It's the same thing as a counterfeit Gucci purse or Rolex.

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    5. Re:Rubik's Cube by arose · · Score: 0

      What kind of absurd is that? Since when can you trademark the look of a cube?! They are not trying to pass it off as the original so common sense says that trademards shouldn't apply. IANAL.

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    6. Re:Rubik's Cube by tverbeek · · Score: 2, Informative
      (IANAL but I know how trademark law works.)

      You can definitely trademark the "look" of something. That's what Coca Cola's red-and-white cans and Nike's swooshes are all about.

      The actual standard is whether there is potential for "confusion in the marketplace" as to whether your product is the original or not. It doesn't require outright fraud claiming that it is, just enough similarity that your hypothetical Typical Consumer might mistake it.

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    7. Re:Rubik's Cube by Thud457 · · Score: 3, Funny
      No. It's mandatory that we get drunk, fight in front of the children and ruin Christmas!

      It's a tradition!

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    8. Re:Rubik's Cube by eclectro · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It's in fact their job to prevent bootlegged products from hitting American markets, so quit trying to spin this story as some kind of ridiculous "war on terror gone crazy" horseshit.

      You know what the real horseshit here is?

      Being told that the Dept. of Homeland Sercurity was formed to "improve communications between agencies."

      So why didn't they go to the freakin' uspto website and spend 30 seconds there to see that the rubik's cube patent had expired, and the trademark office had granted the magic cube guys a valid "magic cube" trademark??? (like I did)

      Rather than sending some agents to shakedown a toy shop??

      It is in fact "war on terror gone crazy"

      Somebody needs to lose their job on this one. In fact, why don't they do away with that monkey-ass color thing that flips between orange and yellow all the time and no other colors???

      I say if they can't ever give us a green (aka peace) or at least a blue, they should fold the whole damm "homeland security" department and save us the tax money and stupid stories of agents looking to use the company card on a vacation to a toy shop.

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    9. Re:Rubik's Cube by arose · · Score: 1

      In that case I'd say that all the "intelectual property" laws are overreaching.

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    10. Re:Rubik's Cube by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      Because it has nothing to do with patents, and everything to do with trademark.

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    11. Re:Rubik's Cube by corbettw · · Score: 1

      It is in fact "war on terror gone crazy"

      Nah, it's "government bureaucrats without real jobs gone crazy". Same shit, dif'r'nt day.

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    12. Re:Rubik's Cube by shalla · · Score: 1

      It may not even be the way the cube itself looks, but possibly the packaging using a cube that looks like the trademarked cube for Rubiks Cube. I'm guessing here, mind you, but I see that Rubiks Cube has a trademarked drawing. If Magic Cube is using that same cube on their packaging, it's reasonable that that is trademark infringement. Show the cube from another angle or stylize it differently or something.

      Really, without more information, we don't know what was going on.

      That said, I still think they should have better things to do with their time. Hell, _I_ have better things to do with my time...

    13. Re:Rubik's Cube by arose · · Score: 1

      And the last slashdot "article" on the case was just awful. Copyright, patents and tradekmarks all over the place...

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    14. Re:Rubik's Cube by gstoddart · · Score: 1
      No. It's mandatory that we get drunk, fight in front of the children and ruin Christmas!


      Dad??? You post on Slashdot??? :-P

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    15. Re:Rubik's Cube by eclectro · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Because it has nothing to do with patents, and everything to do with trademark.

      Which part of my post did you not understand??

      The magic cube guys had/have a valid trademark for the "magic cube" (what the agents told the toy store to take off the shelf) given to them by the trademark office.

      Ser no. 76351080/reg no.2671747 look it up here or just stick in "magic cube."

      You know how to use the internets, don't you? Stop being a tool/troll or fool.

      Enough of those already work for the government.

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    16. Re:Rubik's Cube by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      Trademark laws aren't there just to protect the owner of the trademark. They also serve to protect the consumer from being tricked by look-alike products. It may not be a big deal with cube puzzles, but I appreciate the fact that if I grab a case of familiar-looking beer off the shelf in a hurry, it'll taste like I expect it to taste when I get home and drink it. If you think court rulings about "confusion in the marketplace" are overreaching, then you've got a problem with the judicial implementation of it, not the law itself.

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    17. Re:Rubik's Cube by arose · · Score: 1

      No question, packaging should be protected. But the look/taste/smell of the actual product should not be, except for patents for actual inovations (they expire unlike trademarks).

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  5. Hungry Hungry Hippos by Red+Weasel · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nuff Said

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    1. Re:Hungry Hungry Hippos by AvantLegion · · Score: 4, Funny
      For the more mature crowd, Hungry Hungry Hippies.

      Or less mature, as the case may be.

    2. Re:Hungry Hungry Hippos by rapcomp · · Score: 1

      We just gave one away.

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    3. Re:Hungry Hungry Hippos by Drunken_Jackass · · Score: 2, Funny

      It sure beats the Waiting Game!!

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    4. Re:Hungry Hungry Hippos by way2trivial · · Score: 1

      want some nostalgia, look for the
      Hungry Hungry Hippo ride on toy.

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    5. Re:Hungry Hungry Hippos by iceperson · · Score: 1

      Even the waiting game was better than the quiet game.

  6. Legos by tech_guru5182 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I remember playing with legos, and still see them on the market today.

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    1. Re:Legos by SithLordOfLanc · · Score: 0

      Too bad that all the lego sets are made to put something specific together. I remember when you could buy a firetruck that was made of all different sized rectangular blocks. There were very few "special" pieces. This made it very easy to turn that firetruck into a monster, or spaceship, or car. That versatility is what made Legos fun for me as a kid.

      Also had Construx, anyone remember them?

    2. Re:Legos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen to that!

      I managed to keep my Lego set that I got as a kid when I was 5ish (and added onto until I was about 14ish.) Now that I have a little one of my own, gave it to her and she couldn't be happier. She loves legos themselves, and she's even more impressed that she's playing with Daddy's legos.

      I had a blast playing with them as a kid, and they certainly hold up to the test of time.

    3. Re:Legos by xThinkx · · Score: 1

      I'm with ya on the legos man. Legos teach kids so much, and even come in handy later in life (for ghetto casemods, propping up the short leg on the couch, or building usefull small containers.

      I'm not a big fan of assembling those sets the way they are supposed to be, but don't let them stop you from buying it. Just steal the directions and tell the kid to build what he thinks he should build.

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    4. Re:Legos by catbertscousin · · Score: 1

      I agree. Classic Legos are best. Don't give your kids pre-made video game worlds - let them build their own worlds. It boosts imagination and creativity.

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    5. Re:Legos by crow · · Score: 1

      I almost always receive LEGOs for Christmas--they're not just kids toys. (Well, maybe I'm eccentric.)

      As to the direction of the LEGO sets, I usually find that most of them are junk, but some are cool, but what's cool will find widely-different opinions among different people. Personally, I'm disappointed that Harry Potter has pushed out most of the traditional castle sets, but I like the Star Wars sets. (Though I'm glad that both are making lots of money.) Mostly I buy the bulk tubs and train sets.

      Of course, stay away from Mega Blocks. They don't fit the same.

    6. Re:Legos by seanellis · · Score: 4, Informative

      In Europe, of course, the plural of Lego is Lego. Like sheep.

      But they are, I agree, an absolute must for kids of all ages, in order to instil a properly reductionist mindset :-)

    7. Re:Legos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've actually heard some old-salt mechanical engineers decrying the emergence of Legos. Their thinking is that the toys they replaced, Erector sets for example, *really* taught mechanical engineering. With Legos- their thinking goes- you just snap things together and learn no concept of how much torque it takes to tighten a nut, how to effectively cross-brace, etc.

    8. Re:Legos by warpSpeed · · Score: 1
      My sister is still pissed at me for getting my nephew the "1000 Piece Lego Bucket" for hid birthday. She had to buy a new vacuume after 6 months of picking up legos from the carpet.

      A double bonus of being educational, and annoying my sister. I guess we are all just kids at heart. :-)

    9. Re:Legos by BigBear8080 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Legos are a must-have for every Christmas tree. My offspring are now old enough, so this year they are getting the Lego Mindstorms robotics stuff. Very cool toys for nerds and their kids.

    10. Re:Legos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The package sets are great for the special pieces. I've loved the space and knights sets. But the current stuff (potter,SW, and what they're doing w/ the knights now) is too comical.

      I think the packages are great becuase the buckets of blocks are too limited in what they offer. But just building what the package shows you is junk. You've got to mix everything Up.

      I've been buying kids old lego sets from yard sales. It's a pretty good price.

    11. Re:Legos by phosphorous · · Score: 0

      Yeah legos are a wonderful toy. I remember having competitions with my friends to see who could build the shape which could withstand the highest drop without breaking apart.

      I guess I was born a geek.

    12. Re:Legos by genkael · · Score: 1

      I agree with you that Erector sets kick butt. I used to play with the set my Dad had as a kid. There are way to many cool things you can do with it, and agreeably it does teach mechanical engineering much better than Legos. I heard starting last year they were going to be available in the US again.

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    13. Re:Legos by effex100 · · Score: 1

      On this topic, I'm not a big fan of the premade Lego sets for Star Wars or Harry Potter or whatever. Kids need the generic box of bricks and plates.

      A few years back LEGO was the best. When the prebuilt sets were more generic. You had stuff like pirates, castle, space, town. The sets were made to be constructed one way, but they could work with other sets however you wanted and rebuilt into other things.
      Nowadays all the lego sets have some Liscenss like Star Wars or Harry Potter attached to it. It makes me sad.

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    14. Re:Legos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah! Them erector sets don't teach kids about designing the pieces themselves, choosing materials, the cost of designing special-purposes pieces, etc. They need to learn from the ground up, like in the recently-mentioned about building a metal toolset from scratch. Though I think a parent should help with the metal casting.

    15. Re:Legos by wanerious · · Score: 1

      Yep, I just picked up the Erector Construction Set at Wal-Mart (600+ pieces and motor) for my 8-year-old. I remember how cool it was to build robust stuff with METAL! when I was a kid. How long has it been since it was available?

    16. Re:Legos by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      I'm not a big fan of assembling those sets the way they are supposed to be, but don't let them stop you from buying it. Just steal the directions and tell the kid to build what he thinks he should build.

      What if the kid wants to build what's on the box?

      Using the directions isn't bad. In fact, when we (my brothers and I) were kids we'd first build what was on the box (instant gratification) via the instructions. Later it would be disassembled or modified using other blocks we already had.

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    17. Re:Legos by arminw · · Score: 1

      Indeed, legos will keep the little ones occupied for a long time. It is also surprising for how long the old fashioned slinky toy will fascinate them. Getting the thing to go down a set of stairs over and over again also gives the kids some needed excersise on a day when they can't go outside to ride their bicycle.

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    18. Re:Legos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen to that. When I was your age, I remember only being three sets of interest: Town, Space, and Castle. They were so inherently generic that you could easily mix the pieces among the sets (Including Castle if you wanted to put a renaissance festival or White Castle restaurant in your Lego city). Heck, I built a town with 49 pads that had a hospital, police station, fire station, neighborhood with houses, park, race track, airport, monorail and air force base.

      Although there's no substitute for the joy of spontaneously desiging lego sets in real life, I still think it would be interesting if Lego wrote an MMORPG-type software where people did nothing but build lego sets with an unlimited amount of legos. If they want money, they can have users submit sets and let them buy the blocks they'd need to make them in real life.

    19. Re:Legos by TheLoneIguana · · Score: 0

      ...and few things hurt worse when stepped on with bare feet.

    20. Re:Legos by LordNimon · · Score: 1

      If you do a search for "lego books" on any online bookstore, you'll find a number of books that show you how to build models from basic pieces, like this one. It's a great way to get extra mileage from your existing lego collection.

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    21. Re:Legos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My kids have boxes of Legos - not the themed sets, but just plain bricks and sticks. Call me whatever, but they don't get their hands on my legos until they stop losing the ones they have now.

      This year we are adding Lincoln Logs and Tinker Toys to their mix. The favorites of the moment are hot wheels, little people, play-doh, and things that can be used as weapons (specifically if aimed at my groin or a sibling). Barring the sharp and pointy - I like more abstract toys.

      Toy choice is a bit tough because my kids are ranged from 3 1/2, 2, and 6 months. The smaller toys for the oldest go right into the mouth of the youngest.

      The only high-techy thing under the tree this year for the kids will be a new keyboard (one of those chunky models) and some age-proper software for learning.

    22. Re:Legos by Jtheletter · · Score: 1
      I remember playing with legos, and still see them on the market today.

      No offense to the parent, but why did this get modded insightful? I think they were going for funny maybe?

      So as not to be offtopic I will add that the new star wars lego ships are amazing. I mean, come on, who doesn't need a 3000+ piece lego star destroyer? In fact, I need whole fleet of them. Ooooh, and you could get a couple kits and build yourself a super star destroyer!

      Off to append my christmas list!

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    23. Re:Legos by mr_snarf · · Score: 1

      Sadly, lego these days seems to be made up of pre-made chunks. You know, the sort of thing where the kid is supposed to just join together 10 bits and voila! Plus, its really expensive.

      I'm keeping all my lego technic for when I have children (or when I need to prototype something :)

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    24. Re:Legos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Fischertechnik construction system may be a little too advanced for a four year old, but he'll be five in a year, which means he'll be ready when you've finished playing.

    25. Re:Legos by lahvak · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can still buy just a big tub of assorted bricks and pieces.

      As far as the little pre-make sets go, they are kind of irritating, but the kids love them. They always beg for the little 10 piece sets, they think the star wars ones are really cool. The funny thing is, 2 days after they get a new set, it end up being all mixed up with the other sets, and they use them all together to build some totally fantastic spaceships. It's kind of funny to see a spaceship occupied by two Darth Vaders with Luke wearing a baseball cap between them. :)

      But speaking about classic toys, has anybody seen an erector set lately? The one with all the flat perforated metal pieces and gazzilion litle tiny bolts?

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    26. Re:Legos by ArsonSmith · · Score: 5, Funny

      The plural of sheep is lego in Europe? You guys are wierd.

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    27. Re:Legos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      packaged sets are awesome. They had some when i was a kid (the 80s, but I'm kinda jealous of what they have nowadays. Me and my younger brother would always build what the instructions said the first time we played it, and then it would just all end up in one big box to be used for our own creations at a later date. But those instructions are important, they help prepare childern for the future. They gotta be able to follow picture instructions to assemble their IKEA furniture in college.

    28. Re:Legos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still have my childhood box (~5 pounds) of assorted Legos that I keep in my office today for occasional stress relieving breaks.

      -A 35yo IT manager

    29. Re:Legos by rapcomp · · Score: 1

      The LEGO store at Disney World has bins of generic parts that you can buy. Just pick the size container You want and fill her up! My son and I spent half an hour figuring out how to get the most Lego's We could in the container.

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    30. Re:Legos by Sepodati · · Score: 1

      I've seen adverts for plastic and magnetic sets. Same idea for building stuff, but no screws/bolts. I doubt you'll ever see the classic sets anymore.

      ---John Holmes...

    31. Re:Legos by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I don't know what sets you're buying, but the Star Wars sets are all superb. No great big pieces, just really useful new stuff.

      The click hinges are absolutely awesome.

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    32. Re:Legos by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

      Lego is an adjective, not a noun. It's not like sheep at all.

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    33. Re:Legos by cosmic_0x526179 · · Score: 1

      Ummm... as the risk of sounding commercial, http://www.bricklink.com/ is currently the best place to find all those LEGO sets from your childhood. Yeah, I sell a few sets there... and thanks to dot.com.go.boom and outsourcing for my career change. Go ahead, /. the server.. I'll prolly get a nasty note from admin lol

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    34. Re:Legos by darthscsi · · Score: 1

      I too remember playing with lego. Oh, that was yesterday. Somethings are best kept in short term memory!

      And perhaps I am older than the average slashdotter...

    35. Re:Legos by hencethus · · Score: 1

      These are really cool, too. AFAIK they're relatively new compared to Legos, though.

      This guy seems to have had some fun with them.

      I loved Lego Technic when I was a kid, but the sets have gotten more and more lame since then. Too many special pieces, and too much $$. Of course the plain old blocks are awesome and timeless.

    36. Re:Legos by LeonardShelby · · Score: 1

      On this topic, I'm not a big fan of the premade Lego sets for Star Wars or Harry Potter or whatever. Kids need the generic box of bricks and plates.

      Actually, a decent percentage of pieces in the Star Wars sets are standard generic pieces. Yeah, you get some of the ultra-modern custom ones, along with some semi-modern non-traditional ones, but they don't take away from the fun factor any, IMO.

      Steve

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    37. Re:Legos by Bombcar · · Score: 1

      Next birthday, get another 1000 piece bucket, and (wait for it) a bedsheet.

      Putting the bedsheet on the floor before dumping out the Lego makes for teh esay cleanup.

      I am ashamed to admit that I didn't figure this out until I was 22.

    38. Re:Legos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... well you sort of hook up legos together. maybe europeans like to hook up with sheep?

      j/k ... we all know it's the Kiwi's that hook up with sheep =P

    39. Re:Legos by Bombcar · · Score: 1

      Take a look at the New Castle sets, and the Trains and the Return of older City sets and more.

    40. Re:Legos by Bombcar · · Score: 1

      Some people have developed that to a science: Pick-a -Brick packing

      I prefer the LegoLand Pick A Brick - it is by the pound.

    41. Re:Legos by TrevorB · · Score: 1

      A word to those who are horrified at the propsect of their parents giving their old LEGO away. I used to be horrified by this concept. Then I got kids of my own (my oldest just had her 7th birthday yesterday).

      DAMN those little fuckers hurt when you step on them. When you're down closer to the ground they're easier to see. A few of those 1x1 or 1x2 bricks strategically hidden in just the right spot can make a parent swear away lego forever.

      I still love lego and love to play with it (at 30!) but I can see why parents ditch it after the kids move out of the house.

    42. Re:Legos by Metropolitan · · Score: 1

      You actually made me guffaw while sitting in my office! Not a normal thing, that. Well done.

    43. Re:Legos by tusitala · · Score: 1

      An adjective? I thought it came from the Danish for "play well". It must be an imperative predicate that has undergone a function shift, 'cause it sure ain't no verb no more. (Ooh! Extra points for a triple negative!)

      I seem to recall that back in the early 70s/late 80s, LEGO used to print a paragraph on this topic in the little catalogues that came with the larger sets: "Don't call them 'Legos' [don't think they used all caps then]; they're 'Lego building bricks.'" Thumbed my nose at 'em, though--like I was going to let some Dane tell me how to talk to my toys!

      Still the best Christmas present ever, though. :)

    44. Re:Legos by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is, Lego sold something like that. I remember having a round denim sheet with a cord running through the circumference. All you had to do was gather the cord to pull the sheet closed into a bag.

      Of course, the serious lego enthusiast probably has a toolchest or something.

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    45. Re:Legos by Bombcar · · Score: 1

      Yup.

      They go overboard.

    46. Re:LEGOs by DJCF · · Score: 1
      fess up. how many of you still have Legos from 20+ years ago? :)

      My mum threw *all* mine away (I had so many) wen we moved. It's all the same to her - from electronic thermometers to driver cds and manuals (this was before we had the Net) to lego - if she didn't understand what it was, in the bin. Sad days. :'(

    47. Re:Legos by munboy · · Score: 1
      The plural of sheep is lego in Europe? You guys are wierd.

      X FUCKING D

    48. Re:Legos by MicroBerto · · Score: 1
      As a huge Ohio State fan, I was thrilled when I saw this on the Bucknuts message board:


      Ohio Stadium Project

      Hopefully this guy comes out with higher res pics, he did a fantastic job! I love stuff like that

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    49. Re:Legos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interestingly, Lego (the company) agrees. I believe they are currently reducing the amount of cross-licensed s**t and focussing on core products.

    50. Re:Legos by stanmann · · Score: 1

      AS YOU WISH Or did you know about this? and were waiting for someone else to point to it

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  7. Classic toy by Indy+Media+Watch · · Score: 4, Funny

    What other classic toys do you remember from your youth that are still fun enough that kids will play with them today?

    Firearms.

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    1. Re:Classic toy by shadow303 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Or a red rider bb gun with a compass in the stock. Don't shoot your eye out.

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    2. Re:Classic toy by Meostro · · Score: 1
    3. Re:Classic toy by TheGavster · · Score: 1

      Indeed! Get the kids BB guns when they're young, allow them a .22 when they demonstrate responsibility. Not exposing your kids to guns yourself (or having a responsible friend expose them) will just leave their first shooting experience to their peers, which can/does end poorly.

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    4. Re:Classic toy by chill · · Score: 4, Insightful

      How true. My daughter (16) asked for her own .22 rifle this year and one of my sons (14) wants a new bow.

      Considering both require parental supervision at their age, target practice is a great way for the whole family to get outside and do something together.

      Or, were you being sarcastic?

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    5. Re:Classic toy by NardofDoom · · Score: 1
      Not exposing your kids to guns yourself... will just leave their first shooting experience to their peers, which can/does end poorly.

      So, by that logic, we should buy our kids cigarettes, booze, hookers, and illegal drugs for christmas.

      Wouldn't want their first experience with any of those things to end poorly, right?

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    6. Re:Classic toy by NardofDoom · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You know what else is good for that? Geocaching. And you can't kill anyone (easily) with a GPS receiver.

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    7. Re:Classic toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And do they teach reading comprehension in your country...?

    8. Re:Classic toy by moitz · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't forget the thing that tells time too.

      -moitz-

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    9. Re:Classic toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The people who support the NRA usually help thier children with getting sex experience.

    10. Re:Classic toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your a huge wimp! shooting guns is sooo much fun... but seeing as your a goddamn bleeding heart who views guns as nothing more than instruments for killing, i can see why you don't understand how guns can be fun. Flingin' lead is always a good time wheter you're shooting things that are living or as i prefer just some old inanimate objects...

    11. Re:Classic toy by FatherKabral · · Score: 1

      I'm not wholly familiar with the practice of "geocaching", though from it's name and your post I would assume that it has something to do with wandering around with a GPS receiver mapping out the area you cover.

      I can safely say that if my dad had ever suggested something like that I would have found him to be the most boring person in the world - and never agreed to go do ANYTHING with him ever again, for fear that the trip may have broken out into another "geocaching" extravaganza.

      Seriously. There are many more exciting outdoor activities you could have suggested...how about spelunking? White-water rafting? Or, how about a favorite pastime of mankind since, well, the dawn of time - hunting?

    12. Re:Classic toy by NardofDoom · · Score: 1
      My nieces and nephew *love* geocaching.

      And you go and look for caches, not mapping places.

      And hunting isn't my favorite pastime. But, then again, I'm questioning my humanity more and more these days...

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    13. Re:Classic toy by ReplicantSD1 · · Score: 1

      So, by that logic, we should buy our kids cigarettes, booze, hookers, and illegal drugs for christmas.
      Can you adopt me?

    14. Re:Classic toy by philipgar · · Score: 2, Informative

      no... theres a big difference. I remember as a cub scout learning how to shoot a bb gun. it was a fun and rewarding experience. Comparing a gun with cigarettes, booze, hookers and illegal drugs is just not valid. The above do not have many legitimate uses. Guns however can be a hobby.

      It teaches kids hand eye coordination as well, and the practice of aiming, being careful, thinking about what your doing, taking your time, and being responsible. All things a kid should learn.

      When used responsibly with supervision there's nothing wrong with them. Is shooting a coke can with bb's really such a horrible thing?

      phil

    15. Re:Classic toy by Wybaar · · Score: 2, Informative

      No, you're not mapping out the area when you geocache. Geocaching is a lot like searching for buried treasure. Generally, people hide boxes filled with random goodies in somewhat remote locations and post the GPS coordinates (the 'treasure map', basically) to websites like the one above. Then people go find the caches, record that they've been there on a log, and exchange an item in the cache for one they've brought.

      If you had permission from the owner of the land on which the cave was built, you could combine geocaching with spelunking ... make it truly a quest for some buried treasure. Just make sure you don't go overboard ... not like the characters in the Knights of the Dinner Table when one of them set up a cache and then decided to defend it (issue 64).

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    16. Re:Classic toy by DoraLives · · Score: 1
      we should buy our kids cigarettes, booze, hookers, and illegal drugs for christmas.

      Absolutely.

      After all, toys are all about fun, right?

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    17. Re:Classic toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Idiot. Guns are almost never used to wound or kill. They are mostly used as a threat. Your reaction shows they serve that function well.

    18. Re:Classic toy by rworne · · Score: 1

      Not exactly. Try "treasure hunt". Someone leaves a stash of something somewhere, and you find it via clues and GPS coordinate "breadcrumbs".

      It sort of sounds like a WTF? when you first hear of it, but I found some interesting puzzles and hiked in some areas I never knew existed in my own backyard.

      Try going to the Geocaching website to check it out.

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    19. Re:Classic toy by TheGavster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      There's no reason that you shouldn't teach your children about those things. If alcohol isn't a rebellious thing, but simply a beverage, then they are less likely to abuse it. Simply ignoring the existance of something dangerous will not protect your children from it; either you can educate them, or society can educate them, and society doesn't have a great track record in that respect.

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    20. Re:Classic toy by TheGavster · · Score: 1

      They are not meant solely for wounding and killing. Target shooting is an internationally recognized sport. It teaches patience, dedication, and enforces awareness of your surroundings.

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    21. Re:Classic toy by nicolas.e · · Score: 1

      I'm sure you can understand the parent poster's first language as well as he understands english.

    22. Re:Classic toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      booze, hookers, and illegal drugs are my hobbies, you insensitive clod!

    23. Re:Classic toy by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      I don't have much experience with guns- having only fired a Glock on one occasion- but I can proudly say that I have been forced to play paintball in order to keep my job. (This was for "team-building" purposes- the PHB decided that there wasn't enough "synergy" between the programmers and the salesmen, and he decided to solve the problem with mandatory paintball.) Overall I had to admit that even though it was forced, I had fun- but my girlfriend was alarmed, especially when I took my shirt off that night and was covered with welts.

      During the several minutes that one team was dispersing into the woods, the redneck who ran the place had the other team as a captive audience and would take the opportunity to parrot everything he heard on Rush Limbaugh that day- so we were shivering in the cold holding our paintball guns while we got inept lectures on how teenagers get partial birth abortions so they can look good in their bathing suits, etc. (Note to Rush fans: it doesn't sound like bullshit as much when Rush says it, which is why he's raking in the big bucks while you're a grumbling loser with a boombox in a cubicle.)

    24. Re:Classic toy by palutke · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Comparing a gun with cigarettes, booze, hookers and illegal drugs is just not valid. The above do not have many legitimate uses. Guns however can be a hobby.

      Cigarettes, booze, hookers, and illegal drugs are my hobbies, you insensitive clod!

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    25. Re:Classic toy by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      Oooh..another Ralphie fan I see!! I always wanted one of them leg lamps ;)

      Now on a completely different but related subject, what's everyone's favorite Christmas show/movie?
      Rudolph? Raphie? Home Alone?

    26. Re:Classic toy by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      The BB gun is the first kids FPS game.

      I remember many friends and I out in the woods playing a goog game of CTF with bb guns...

      Little timmy didn't see too well after that and David down the street..... well he never was right to begin with, but my team WON!!!

      Seriously, we did this often... BB gun wars were common, the rich kid in the neighborhood with the CO2 bbgun pistol always won as he could squeeze off 6 rounds at you in the time it took you to cock the damn rifle you were carrying.

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    27. Re:Classic toy by McFly69 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget now about cheery bombs. In my youth days, I remember putting a couple of those babies under a small garbage bin and run! This left the bin with a loud boom, plenty of smoke, and peices flying everywhere :) Ahh.. the joy of fireworks and using them in ways not intended by the manafacture :)

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    28. Re:Classic toy by PW2 · · Score: 1

      BB guns were fun when I was small -- I never owned one, but neighbor kids from hunting families did -- my family generally avoided guns

      one day they were doing target practice on a row of cans with 50-80% success rates and they let me try -- I hit every can -- I think they gave up on the sport after that :(

    29. Re:Classic toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about the venerable bicycle?
      There is _nothing_ like the 'applied physics' lesson learned while trying to master jumping a faux BMX bike off of a ramp constructed with cinder blocks, bricks, and ply-wood....
      Broke my nose before clearing the holy grail of 4 RubberMaid trash cans...

    30. Re:Classic toy by mcheu · · Score: 1

      How is this funny?

      I got a BB gun for Christmas when I was a kid. I was moved up to a .22 semi-auto a year later. I'm not sure I'd consider them toys, but they're certainly a lot of fun, and they're far cooler than a PS2 is. I still have the .22 rifle but admittedly, a "friend" stole, and later broke the BB gun (thanks for eventually bringing it back, dude).

      If your children are mature enough and you trust them enough with the responsibility, it really does make a great gift. Honestly, it's not for everybody, as there were some childhood friends that I wouldn't trust with a gun even now and if you're already using the TV and PS2 as baby sitter/roboparent, it's probably not a good idea for you. The range sessions provide some really good quality time with the kids, and teaches responsibility.

    31. Re:Classic toy by bluGill · · Score: 1

      Wow, you must really live in a messed up place. Never fired a gun in your life? You obviously don't know what you are missing. Come to the US sometime and I will be happy to show you how. It is a fun passtime, and nobody will be wounded, much less die. (And yes I will have guns there that can kill people)

    32. Re:Classic toy by GuardianAngus · · Score: 2, Funny

      My bet is on the daughter.

    33. Re:Classic toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Uhmm...sure...

      As a kid, I remember having been excited about being able to find the right kind of wood to make my own bow, whereas the time I got to shoot with a .22, it was just boring.

      In my social circles, the former gave me more freedom to do things on my own, whereas the latter required supervision. Still, I felt much more interested in building my own weapons and ammo.

    34. Re:Classic toy by demonlapin · · Score: 1
      Supervision?

      You really needed to live somewhere else. I used to go out in high school with my friends and shoot in the floodplain along the river (conveniently accessed from one friend's back yard). We only involved adults when we needed somebody to buy more ammo.

    35. Re:Classic toy by dubl-u · · Score: 1

      Simply ignoring the existance of something dangerous will not protect your children from it; either you can educate them, or society can educate them, and society doesn't have a great track record in that respect.

      That's a fantastic point. I learned to shoot when I was a kid, and a lot of that learning is about how thoroughly dangerous guns are unless you approach them with the proper attitude. I haven't touched one in a decade, but even thinking about them brings back that feeling of wary respect verging on fear. It's the same feeling I get sticking my hand into the guts of a running car engine, feeding wood to a big-ass bandsaw, or working near exposed electrical wiring.

      I can't imagine that kids whose only knowledge of guns came through toys and TV would be nearly as careful if they ever came across a real one.

    36. Re:Classic toy by chill · · Score: 1

      I live in rural Idaho, so it isn't a matter of nowhere to shoot. It is a matter of me as a parent mandating they will have proper adult supervision as long as they are young enough for *ME* to be liable for deadly incidents.

      Actually, they can target-shoot the bows behind the house, as long as I'm informed first. The high school gun range requires an adult to sign in and be present so that means a teacher or parent.

      -Charles

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    37. Re:Classic toy by sh00z · · Score: 1
      I always wanted one of them leg lamps ;)
      Don't know if you were kidding, but here you go.
    38. Re:Classic toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rule #2: If this your first revolution, you have to fight.


      I find your post funny, considering your signature. How do you expect a revolution to take place without weapons?

    39. Re:Classic toy by DarkMantle · · Score: 1

      Archery is a great way to help with hand eye coordination, same with a rifle (more so with the bow.) Also if there are places with arcery tournaments in it you can give the spirit of competition as well.

      Plastic tipped arrows are available and fairly safe. But if you live in the city, be carefull where you use it. Make sure there are no by-laws agains it being used in the back yard.

      I recommend a Recurve Bow for someone 14. The Compound bows can be stiff even with low weights. A quick google search came up with this site as a manufacturer of recurve bows. (I don't know how familiar you are with archery hence a site with explanation of what i mean)

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    40. Re:Classic toy by Jardine · · Score: 1

      And you can't kill anyone (easily) with a GPS receiver.

      You're just not buying heavy enough receivers.

    41. Re:Classic toy by Sebastian+Jansson · · Score: 1

      Well, atleast in Sweden surveys have shown that youths with parents that introduces them to drinking(with the reasons you stated) is more probable to get problems with alcohol later in life. What parents say has more inpact in the long run than most people think. If the parents tells a firm no to alcohol, it will ofcourse not stop the child from getting it and using it, but it will reduce therisk of the child abusing it.

    42. Re:Classic toy by JeremyALogan · · Score: 1

      If you live in the United States your daughter is (probably) old enough to drive a car on her own. A car is A LOT more deadly than a .22 rifle is. If you're willing to surpivse her in the latter then please surpivise her in the former. I'm tired of being almost killed by kids who can't drive. Disclaimer: I'm not some raving old man... Just 23.

    43. Re:Classic toy by Barryke · · Score: 1
      ??? OMG
      target practice is a great way for the whole family to get outside and do something together

      You scared me with that.
      I find the idea wrong. 16? You should tell your doughter simply 'I dont give you weapons'

      Unless you're american ofcourse, over there these things are considered normal.. +_+ ..i call it living in the past.
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    44. Re:Classic toy by MicroBerto · · Score: 1
      You are completely wrong. The problem isn't people like the parent poster - he is a RESPONSIBLE person with his firearms, equipment, and children.

      The problem is that we don't have enough people like him. The problem is that there are parents who don't know that their children have weapons, or the ones that don't take care of them.

      I'd much rather live in a society where people like the parent poster can have weapons than a society where only criminals have them. I'm actually very exited to get a gun and training after I graduate from school.

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    45. Re:Classic toy by chill · · Score: 1

      I find the idea wrong. 16? You should tell your doughter (sic) simply 'I dont give you weapons'

      Then you'll just be in love with the fact that not only does the local high school have its own firing range, but my daughter's Jr. ROTC (Reserve Officer Training Corps) class also gets to (sometimes) practice with a fully-automatic M-16.

      You need to look not so far in the past as the "wild west", but much nearer and closer to home (for you, if the .nl domain is accurate). Try May 10, 1940. Google for that date and the words "Netherlands blitzkrieg" for enlightenment.

      Better to have a gun, and trained properly and NOT NEED it than to need it and not have one.

      The Jews use the phrase "never again" for a reason. It dovetails nicely with the Boy Scouts' "Be Prepared". Neither imply sitting around hoping someone else will take care of the issue.

      -Charles

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    46. Re:Classic toy by Barryke · · Score: 1
      Then you'll just be in love with the fact that not only does the local high school have its own firing range, but my daughter's Jr. ROTC (Reserve Officer Training Corps) class also gets to (sometimes) practice with a fully-automatic M-16.
      It surprises me, but everyone can have it their way, i'm sorry. I just dont see/understand it. If its common at schools who am i to complain from over here.

      You need to look not so far in the past as the "wild west", but much nearer and closer to home (for you, if the .nl domain is accurate). Try May 10, 1940. Google for that date and the words "Netherlands blitzkrieg" for enlightenment.
      Yes, i'm dutch. Good point... weapons where used when there was a worldwar on top of this county. Are you expecting any worldwar soon in your area?

      Better to have a gun, and trained properly and NOT NEED it than to need it and not have one.
      I need no weapon, as i know there aren't any around me. Quite simple actualy.
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    47. Re:Classic toy by chill · · Score: 1

      I need no weapon, as i know there aren't any around me. Quite simple actually.

      Here is a blog with some nice numbers about that. The meat is the link to the Dutch Justice Dept. report in late 2000 about these things.

      There are about 80,000 people with a gun license in the Netherlands. The total number of illegal firearms is estimated to be between 85,000 and 120,000 depending on various assumptions on circulation speed and extrapolations from the numbers of confiscated arms. It's also estimated that up to 20,000 firearms trade hands each year. Most weapons are single-use. The criminals get rid of the weapon once its been fired.

      That would make 160,000 - 200,000 people "around you" with a gun. Quite simple actually.

      http://qsi.cc/blog/archives/000144.html

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    48. Re:Classic toy by Barryke · · Score: 1
      That would make 160,000 - 200,000 people "around you" with a gun. Quite simple actually.


      Read read this to understand what i actualy want to say but cant properly or bother to do so.
      Use babelfish or something alike if you cant read Dutch.

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    49. Re:Classic toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm also dutch 16,293,700 / 200,000 = 1,22747% Even when assuming 1 weapon per person, thats 1.2% of the population. Most own more than one weapon wich will make the number of people having them even smaller. Most of the guns, and most of the illegal in fact, are meant for hunt. We have two safely locked up ourselfs, luchtbucks as we call it - dont know the english name for it - 3mm and 5mm air-powered lead guns anyways, wich also require a licence. Not a firearm, but even these are considered a serious weapon and one can be jailed for it to, though i agree its stupid, but it demonstrates that the Netherlands call lots of things 'weapons', and in the case of our discusison 'firearms', and make everyone license them. Hence the total number would drop even more i guess. I'm perfectly comfortable with my situation. As you are with your situation. Thats great. Lets leave the discussion here, its quite boring.

    50. Re:Classic toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      try playing darts. its more fun and doesnt cost over 50 euros total for quality.

    51. Re:Classic toy by chill · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info. I was unaware of the classification issues.

      I'm not knocking the Netherlands. I've been to both Rotterdam and Amsterdam on business and enjoyed myself immensely. I seriously wish the U.S. could adopt a bit of the laid back attitude of NL, it would do us a world of good.

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    52. Re:Classic toy by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Fair enough, can't argue there.

  8. Legos! by Delusional · · Score: 1

    Need I say more?

    1. Re:Legos! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ditto!

    2. Re:Legos! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Robotic Legos!

      Maybe not classic, but someday...

    3. Re:Legos! by Indy+Media+Watch · · Score: 1
      No, you've said enough.

      The word LEGO® is a brand name and is very special to all of us in the LEGO Group Companies. We would sincerely like your help in keeping it special. Please always refer to our bricks as 'LEGO Bricks or Toys' and not 'LEGOS.' By doing so, you will be helping to protect and preserve a brand of which we are very proud and that stands for quality the world over. Thank you! Susan Williams, Consumer Services.


      Source http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Lego

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    4. Re:Legos! by Usquebaugh · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well hello lego nazi, what else do you do for kicks.

    5. Re:Legos! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      By doing so, you will be helping to protect and preserve a brand of which we are very proud and that stands for quality the world over.

      You know what, I don't give a flying fuck about protecting their brand. If they want to stay viable, they should start selling generic sets of Legos again instead of sets of specialized parts that can only build one boring thing.

  9. Ball and Glove? by sticks99 · · Score: 0

    How about the american standard....baseball and glove?

  10. Vintage Toys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whatever happend to the yo-yo? big fad than dropped off.

    1. Re:Vintage Toys by CaptainCaustic · · Score: 1

      From what I have seen during my 47yrs is that the popularity of the Yo-Yo comes and goes (or should I say "goes up and down"), but it never really goes away.

    2. Re:Vintage Toys by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      If they're not in style anymore, wait a couple years for them to come back.

      Fortunately, pogs don't share the same pattern.

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      It would be cool if it didn't suck.
  11. Tonka, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Nerf toys by dealsites · · Score: 1

    [plug] I have a self-updating toys page generated from Amazon with their new and sale toy items. [/plug]

    From the list, some of the retro items are: Tonka Trucks, Rubiks Cube, Teenage Mutant Ninja Vehicle Truck, Nerf footballs, WWE Classic Superstars, etc...

  12. LightBright by SlongNY · · Score: 3, Informative

    LightBright Pwns.

    1. Re:LightBright by happyfrogcow · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Seriously.. I think LightBright is what made making "Ansi Art" so appealing to me.

    2. Re:LightBright by slungsolow · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      It was one of the best toys out there. I remember burning my hand thousands of times while trying to change the lightbulb.

      I enjoy the virtual one as much as I enjoy the original.

    3. Re:LightBright by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      And that was followed by a cool DOS program called The Draw, which let you do animations in ANSI art.

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    4. Re:LightBright by rapcomp · · Score: 1

      We just tossed one in the trash.

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    5. Re:LightBright by mbbac · · Score: 1

      Thanks for warning us. I was thinking about buying a Light Bright for my neice. Now I know better!

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  13. Slinky and Superball by akweboa164 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The slinky was one of my favorite toys growing up.

    Also, the superball was awesome as well. I usually could be found with a superball in my pocket all the time and would be constantly bouncing it off walls, annoying my parents and everyone around me in the process!!! LOL, good times.

    1. Re:Slinky and Superball by devthrashnull · · Score: 1

      We had part of a Slinky. But I straightened it.

    2. Re:Slinky and Superball by jbarr · · Score: 1

      We used to bounce SuperBalls around the playground when I was a wee one, and were totally fascinated by the "accellerated double-bounce" effect: Throw the ball, it bounces once and nicely arcs, but when it bounces the second time, it "rockets" much farther. Still stumps me to this day...

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    3. Re:Slinky and Superball by CGP314 · · Score: 1

      annoying my parents and everyone around me in the process!!! LOL

      You still do.


      -Colin

  14. Kids always like a good fight. by LurkerXXX · · Score: 1

    rock'em sock'em robots.

    1. Re:Kids always like a good fight. by punkin · · Score: 1

      Hey! You knocked my block off!

    2. Re:Kids always like a good fight. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "People inside me are askin' me to blow up city hall... 'Cause everyone is rock'em sock'em robots"

  15. A kind message from pedants anonymous by JamesD_UK · · Score: 3, Informative

    This doesn't beg the question, it raises the question. See here.

    1. Re:A kind message from pedants anonymous by fishbowl · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The cause you're fighting is every bit as noble as that for "hacker", and just as lost.

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    2. Re:A kind message from pedants anonymous by yanyan · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. I've seen the phrase "begs the question" used wrongly far too many times on /. To "beg the question" means to found a conclusion on a basis which needs to be proved as much as the conclusion itself.

    3. Re:A kind message from pedants anonymous by Zebbers · · Score: 1

      It means what the speaker or writer intended it to mean. Whether or not the reader or listener understands is another matter.

      Id venture to guess 99% of the public would understand the way this poster uses it more easily than the way the term is used when discussing formal logic.

    4. Re:A kind message from pedants anonymous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how exactly does "beg the question" imply that meaning? I can see how beg the question could mean "This statement is just begging someone to ask a particular question about it." But your explanation doesn't seem to involve a question at all. I suppose it could just another bit of weirdness in that wacky wacky language known as English.

    5. Re:A kind message from pedants anonymous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It means what the speaker or writer intended it to mean. Whether or not the reader or listener understands is another matter.


      What?

      So, I can write "Zebbers is an idiot," as long as when I type "idiot" I mean "Really insightful Slashdotter," and you're OK with that? I mean, you can figure out what I intended it to mean, through PFM, no doubt, and not, y'know, what the word acutally frickin' means.

      Hey, while we're at it, let's just do away with definitions of words and phrases totally!

    6. Re:A kind message from pedants anonymous by eidechse · · Score: 1

      From wikipedia:

      "Part of the reason for the misunderstanding over what "begging the question" means may be due to the confusing term itself, which was translated into English from Latin in the 16th century. The Latin version, Petitio Principii, would be translated more accurately as "Petitioning the Principle," or "Claiming the truth of the very matter in question," but the more pithy "Begging the question" has become the well-known translation."

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Begging_the_question

    7. Re:A kind message from pedants anonymous by gotvim · · Score: 1

      and what was the topic again?

    8. Re:A kind message from pedants anonymous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but if the pendant is anonymous, what's the point?

    9. Re:A kind message from pedants anonymous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      You're wrong. It can mean either.

      It is blindingly, screamingly, painfully clear from the context which usage is being applied.

      Which begs the question, why don't you find something useful to be pedantic about? And why don't you start saying "circular reasoning" if that's what you mean, instead of confusing everybody with the archaic begs-the-question nonsense?

      Btw, I have a B.A in Logic. I learned that "begs the question" thing in first year, and the prof immediately admitted that it was a stupid phrase and shouldn't be used.

    10. Re:A kind message from pedants anonymous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whether anyone is okay with it or not is entirely besides the point ... language is defined in use, simple as that.

      Definitions are important, but they are determined by majority and not authority.

    11. Re:A kind message from pedants anonymous by Le+Marteau · · Score: 1

      The cause you're fighting is every bit as noble as that for "hacker", and just as lost.

      It may be a lost fight, but at least the fight brings to people's attention that it is, strictly speaking, incorrect usage.

      We may not be able to change the general usage, but at least we can help SOME slashdot readers, who care about the language, from sounding uneducated and vulgar in their future communications.

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    12. Re:A kind message from pedants anonymous by fishbowl · · Score: 1



      "It may be a lost fight, but at least the fight brings to people's attention that it is, strictly speaking, incorrect usage."

      No, it doesn't. The people whose attention it is capable of acquiring, are the same people who already understand about these things. The rest will *intentionally* misuse the expression *because* you complained.

      Try explaining that "presently" means "in a little while" to someone.

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    13. Re:A kind message from pedants anonymous by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but I still get to laugh at the person who uses it this way and I put it in the back of my mind that they are not a very good technical speaker or writer. (by which I mean communicator of technical information). Excelent speakers and writers will almost always know all these little rules and don't just talk off the cuff. They don't say something is "very unique." An completely meaningless phrase.

    14. Re:A kind message from pedants anonymous by The-Bus · · Score: 1

      I agree. He's literally fighting an uphill battle.

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      Small potatoes make the steak look bigger.

  16. Still fun to play with... by maxchaote · · Score: 1

    Firecrackers.

  17. Legos by genkael · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You have to love Legos. Not only are they fun, but they teach creativity, mechanical engineering, and design. If you are playing with someone else, they teach teamwork and sharing. Not to mention you can build some cool guns and spaceships.

    On this topic, I'm not a big fan of the premade Lego sets for Star Wars or Harry Potter or whatever. Kids need the generic box of bricks and plates.

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  18. Cookie Counter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cookie Counter taught me basic arithmetic when I was in kindergarten.

  19. does a commodore 64 qualify by isepic · · Score: 1

    does a commodore 64 qualify? I mean, you can emulate :) - that was my best childhood toy - I saw it (wrapped - but i peeked) sitting in the closet---thought I'd be able to "talk to it" (as in have a conversation, you know, like on Tron!).

  20. Battling tops by OwnedByTheMan · · Score: 1

    and Big Wheels. My youth in a very short sentence.

  21. Legos - timeless by scupper · · Score: 1

    I loved Legos. I never got the fancy themed ones, just made due with the basic sets. Made a tie fighter out of a service station set, and eventually managed to cobble together enough odd ball colored pieces to build the Galactica and a couple of BSG fighters. Legos are timeless.

  22. LEGO!!! by drfishy · · Score: 1

    duh...

  23. You're right... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

    ...classic toys are better! That's why I asked Santa for an FPGA System-On-a-Chip for Christmas! :-D

  24. Plain-Jane Lego, of course! by VE3ECM · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Don't forget your plain old Lego.

    Ignore all that fancy "Harry Potter" type themed Legos that are 3 times the price of basic blocks. You can buy a huge tub of basic Lego for around 20 bucks at Toys R Us or any Lego Store.

    You can get a MASSIVE amount of plain lego that's great for stimulating a kid's imagination at a fraction of the cost of some of that "themed" Lego junk.

    If that's not "creative" enough, find some Technics Lego. That stuff is neat to play with, too!

    1. Re:Plain-Jane Lego, of course! by Japong · · Score: 4, Informative

      And not just for kids either... this has been seen on slashdot before, but the things people can do with Lego Mindstorms is simply amazing. An expensive set to be sure, but it's a toy that will scale up as the child grows older, and it's probably the most user friendly robotics set ever created. Of course, for $179.99 US (MSRP) you might want to just get one for yourself and ignore the kids altogether.

    2. Re:Plain-Jane Lego, of course! by calzplace · · Score: 3, Informative


      Along that line of the "Technics" legos -- how about the old Erector sets (or the equivelant Meccano sets)?
      I used to play with those a lot -- mechanical engineering, electrical engineering, physics, gear/pulley ratios, etc. Although Techics Legos are cool, I think that Erector sets are much more time tested.

    3. Re:Plain-Jane Lego, of course! by Pxtl · · Score: 1

      Yes, unfortunately, Lego is eliminating their middleground. Back in the 80s/90s, the themed lego was still centred around standard pieces and was pleasantly versitile. A set would have, at most, one very non-standard piece, and sometimes it would be something that would have obvious reusabiltiy anyways (like a big blue transparent dome). Its unfortunate that they don't have much to fill the gap between over-custom practically-model stuff, and dull blocks.

      Come on, don't you remember the days of M-Tron, Black-Tron, Aquanots, etc? I built tons of twisted hovertanks and bases and airships with that.

      Unfortunately, Lego faced hard times and had to make hard decisions, hence the Star Wars stuff (like having the SW characters, but don't like the SW kits) and the wierd new islander robot things.

    4. Re:Plain-Jane Lego, of course! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with Erector as I remember it was that I'd build something and since it was such a pain to disassemble, it would just sit there until I got really motivated to make something else and needed the parts. Unlike Lego which disassembles very easily.

    5. Re:Plain-Jane Lego, of course! by GrouchoMarx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If that's not "creative" enough, find some Technics Lego. That stuff is neat to play with, too!

      I have to second the call for Lego Technic. I had much fun with those when I was younger. Even if the kid (does need to be at least about 8-9 to deal with them properly) just follows the directions and doesn't make anything new, he'll get to see how basic mechanics work up close without any danger of working with "real" fanbelts and motors and such. You can learn a great deal building a Technic car or motorocycle for far less cost and risk than building a real car or motorcycle. :-)

      I recall my major Technic custom project was a Borg arm that I could stick up my sleeve and control via the battery pack tucked into the sleeve. It just opened and closed a gripper arm on the end, but it looked wicked cool, and of course required me to do a lot of design work getting the motion of the spinning motor down the length of this contraption to the gears to turn the hinge to open and close the arm. Ah, good times. :-)

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    6. Re:Plain-Jane Lego, of course! by Atzanteol · · Score: 1

      I agree completelyi. Now-a-days you can build a tie-fighter with like 10 parts due to all the custom pieces...

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    7. Re:Plain-Jane Lego, of course! by mr_snarf · · Score: 1

      Ah yes. Lego technic is cool. Damn cool. My main project when I was little was building a pneumatic/electric robotic arm. Rotated around the base, had 2 joints and a grabber. Of course, it couldn't pick up much, but I was heaps proud of it. I plan on keeping my lego collection and adding to it, and passing it onto my kids.

      Pity lego technic costs so much, considering how simple it is.

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    8. Re:Plain-Jane Lego, of course! by Mercano · · Score: 1

      The one problem with the massive tubs is they tend to be a little short on some of the special pieces, like the turntables and hinges and wings you need to build a really awsome spaceship.

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    9. Re:Plain-Jane Lego, of course! by Bombcar · · Score: 1

      Actually, the price per piece is not bad for some of those themed sets, and when they go on sale, all bets are off. I picked up 20 of the Harry Potter Dumbledor's Office for like $5 each, which is really cheap.

      The number one rule of special pieces is: when you have lots of them, they're cool!

      But I do like the buckets, too.

    10. Re:Plain-Jane Lego, of course! by Bombcar · · Score: 1

      Actually, the Star Wars sets are pretty good about using reusable pieces. This TIE Bomber is 229 pieces, and the only custom pieces are the cockpit windows, the bomb, and the pilot. A very nice set.

    11. Re:Plain-Jane Lego, of course! by LSD-25 · · Score: 1
      Actually, the Star Wars sets are pretty good about using reusable pieces. This TIE Bomber is 229 pieces, and the only custom pieces are the cockpit windows, the bomb, and the pilot. A very nice set.

      The cockpit shape in used in six other ways in Star Wars models, with different colors and painted patterns. See http://www.peeron.com/inv/catpic/30366px2. The bomb and its launcher are used in many other sets too.

  25. I hate the cube by thered · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I've got a PhD in Mechanical Engineering - I can't do it, I can't stand it.

    Sure there's a bunch of steps you can follow, but where's the challenge in that.

    I can only stand in awe of anyone who independently is able to solve the Rubic's Cube.

    1. Re:I hate the cube by dfj225 · · Score: 1

      I used to find awe in people who could solve the Rubic's Cube quickly...until I found out that they come with instructions on how to solve most of the common patterns that appear. Apparently you don't need to be a genius to solve the cube quickly, you just need a lot of time on your hands.

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    2. Re:I hate the cube by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you stand in awe of someone who can spell "Rubik's" cube correctly, as well?

    3. Re:I hate the cube by nojomofo · · Score: 1

      Clearly an engineer :-) Those of us who were science majors (Physics, here) know that it's just like a scientific experiment. Fiddle with it for a while, see what happens. When I do this, what happens? When I do this then that, what happens? I used to be able to do it in a minute, but I probably can't get the bottom row at all any more without several hours of work to re-learn the patterns.

    4. Re:I hate the cube by lowe0 · · Score: 1

      Working out the pattern to change a particular square is the challenge. If they worked out the pattern by themselves, I can respect that. If they just Googled it... well, hey, it's no worse than a strategy guide for a video game.

    5. Re:I hate the cube by multipartmixed · · Score: 3, Funny

      I got mine in 3rd grade.

      I solved in my 2nd year of university.

      Perservere, you will eventually get it!

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    6. Re:I hate the cube by Mr.+No+Skills · · Score: 1

      Yes! It's like Pac Man without patterns. Just reflex baby!

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    7. Re:I hate the cube by yellowstone · · Score: 1
      I've got a PhD in Mechanical Engineering [...] I can only stand in awe of anyone who independently is able to solve the Rubic's Cube
      Solving the cube is a math problem, not an engineering problem. I bought my first cube in the late spring of 1981. I had it solved (on my own) before the Abstract Algebra class I was taking that summer started using it as an example. I got an easy 'A' in that class (while others were struggling), prolly at least in part because of my experience solving the cube...
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  26. My 2 1/2 year old... by asdfasdfasdfasdf · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...will be getting some lincoln logs this year. He's already way ahead of the game thanks to educational TV, electronics, and two voracious readers as parents, so we're looking to give him something to inspire good old fasioned fine motor skills and 3d perception..

    I never liked those big fat legos-- I'll wait until he can manipulate the "real" ones before I get him into legos...

    1. Re:My 2 1/2 year old... by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Man, I always loved Lincoln Logs but I never had any of my own. I remember going to a friend's house for the night and turning down video games in favor of Lincoln Logs. His mom kept saying, "Why can't you be more like lukewarmfusion?"*

      * No, that's not my real name. My parents weren't that cruel.

    2. Re:My 2 1/2 year old... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My 20 month old has been having great fun with the chunky lego for quite a few months. I can see how it's helped his motor skill when stacking them. Stickle-bricks are also great, but they hard to find these days.

    3. Re:My 2 1/2 year old... by 77Punker · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dude...this is Slashdot. You're a dork just for knowing about this place. Not only that, but you've registered, posted many comments, and obtained excellent karma. You too are a dork, just learn to accept it and you will lead a happier life.

    4. Re:My 2 1/2 year old... by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      I loved Lincoln Logs and Erector Sets... the problem is that, when you can find them, they seem very pricey for what they are. Even basic wood blocks seem pretty expensive for, well... blocks of wood.

      However, we bought a really nice, simple, wooden dollhouse for our daughter. she's a big Dora the Explorer fan, and wanted the crappy plastic Dora house with all the fancy sounds and everything... but while her Dora toys sit unused after the novelty of her singing/dancing/whatever wears off, she still plays with the wooden dollhouse and "rag" type dolls that go inside.

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    5. Re:My 2 1/2 year old... by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      My extremely high Slashdot ID does not yield a high dork index. Besides, you know how the karma system is. I had mine go from Good to Bad in a few minutes then up to Excellent a few days later.

      And if that isn't enough justification...I suck at Linux!

      (Not that I'm defending myself or anything, your post was pretty funny.)

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    6. Re:My 2 1/2 year old... by philipgar · · Score: 1

      > Thats why im glad to have an older brother. I remember having the duplos, but I was probably 3 when my brother started getting real legos (he was 5). I think my mom realized it was pointless to get me to try and play with the bigger ones by that point. I always loved building everything out of them. You just have to have room for it. I still don't know how my mom would put up with us having a city built across the bottom of my room for weeks at a time as it was being created. Oh those were the days. I think we even used the guest room for the lego room at one point. That worked great. You really need a place to keep them and build. Its just sad that today legos are more about the premade movie legos. While they're neat, they're just no match. I remember the generic things you could make. The city buildings, police buildings, fire stations etc. And then the fact that the instructions included pictures of other buildings made from the set. That was always half the fun to make something similar without instructions. I still think my favorite lego creations were my circuit city built of legos (that was fun), the cd factory, and my hotel. heh, and then of course there was the hotel after getting hit by hurricane andrew (including palm trees through the windows etc). Hmm, makes me want to bring them out again. Between legos, constructs, lincoln logs, and those wooden train sets, who needed video games... I never owned a video game system as a kid (although played enough at friends houses), and think im all the better for it. phil

    7. Re:My 2 1/2 year old... by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      Expensive

      I'm glad I've kept my wooden blocks, legos, and some other stuff to this stage in life. Along with the toys my dad gave me when he was a kid (erector set, trains) I'm set for several years for when I have kids. I have 3 large sets of erector sets and lots of O and HO gauge model trains at this point. They are a lot more expensive now, but all I really need is track for the trains, and the erector sets are easier to suplement than replace.

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    8. Re:My 2 1/2 year old... by FortKnox · · Score: 1

      My 2 1/2 year old already plays with the 'real' legos. Just put them in front of him, and let him figure them out himself. My son doesn't do much (mostly just stacks'm as high as he can), but once he learned them, him and I started playing legos together and he's starting to understand he can build more than just 'up.'

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    9. Re:My 2 1/2 year old... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Educational TV" (oxymoron at best), electronics, voracious readers as parents - Yah, good luck with that. How about spending time with him instead of using electronic babysitters and going off to read?

    10. Re:My 2 1/2 year old... by PFY+by+Day · · Score: 1

      Wow! This year, your toddler is getting the gift I bought for my 42-year-old brother last year. He was more excited about the Lincoln Logs (I found the ones with the real wooden slats, not the pre-made roof) than he was about the DVDs and the new stuff he got to go with his Treo. The other big hitters on the list: Silly Putty. It never gets old. Trust me. Spirograph, if you can find it. Fun with pens, colored pencils, and round cogs that can get caught in the vacuum cleaner! I have to thank the folks at Pixar. With the popularity of the Toy Story movies, more of my old favorite toys and games are back on the market. Mr. Potato Head, Etch-a-Sketch, dart guns... reminds me of time long past.

    11. Re:My 2 1/2 year old... by Torontoman · · Score: 1

      I flushed the best Lincoln log I had in years the other day. 1/3 of the damn thing stuck right out of the water.

    12. Re:My 2 1/2 year old... by asdfasdfasdfasdf · · Score: 1

      Hey there flaimbait, just for your info, we are voracious readers-- and that goes for reading to him, as well. You shouldn't dismiss it out of hand, either. Sesame Street, Blues Clues and the like have done wonders for my son. He's 2 1/2, and can out read any 4 or 5 year old at his school. He can easily count up to 20, down from 10, to 100 by 10s and straight to 100 (with a little help) Sure some of it is genetics (His mom & I both read chapter books at 3) But a reasonable amount of that sort of attention grabbing stuff can be really helpful-- Our son is already outpacing where we were at his age-- Plus he's a really sweet, polite and well adjusted kid.

    13. Re:My 2 1/2 year old... by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      My crappy (no pun intended) Japanese American-style toilet has a really low water level, so this happens every time, so ha-ha to you!

      Butthead: Captain's log, huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh

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    14. Re:My 2 1/2 year old... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget to sqeeze some social skills in there somewhere. It is important, you know.

    15. Re:My 2 1/2 year old... by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 1

      Does your Japanese "American-style" toilet have a bidet, massage jets, warm-air blow-dryer, and remote control?

      When I studied in Japan, both of my host families had this kind of toilet. I always wished I had one back home, so I could steal the remote and use the cold-water bidet while my brother was in the bathroom. That would have been fun. *sigh*

    16. Re:My 2 1/2 year old... by Pandarsson · · Score: 1

      I remember Lincoln Logs so fondly to this day that last year a friend gave me some as kind of a joke gift. In truth, I'd actually love to take a few minutes out to put them together somehow, but the problem I face is lack of room.

      This got me thinking... I wonder if space is one of the reasons so many of these older toys have lost so much popularity. Sure, sure, video games and the like go well with the "MTV Generation", but I suspect as well that with social bonds weakening and people drawing apart more and more that many of these items are left behind in the pursuit of things that can occupy without getting in the way. Maybe this doesn't affect everyone the same way, but for instance - I remember when I was a kid I had an awesome train set (the kind that would have sold for thousands today if I'd managed to keep them). I can't imagine having one today for the same reason I've heard others I know speak - where would you *put* it? But is there less space today than there was twenty years ago? I don't know, but it doesn't seem like it.

      On the other hand, the household babysitter (i.e. the television) is an ideal place for entertainment and generally keeps people in one place without requiring more room as the entertainment becomes more complicated. Simply one more reason for the popularity of game consoles. Or maybe I'm completely off.

    17. Re:My 2 1/2 year old... by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      Nope, no paper walls to smash through either.

      "I am honored to accept your waste."

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  27. Crossfiiiiiiiiii-yaaaaa!!! by ArmenTanzarian · · Score: 4, Funny

    This game entertained me well into High School for no apparent reason. There's really no skill to it, but trash talk and rematches kept it going for hours on end.

    1. Re:Crossfiiiiiiiiii-yaaaaa!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      God, I remember wanting that game so bad, but never got it. Oh, well :(

  28. Crossbows & Catapaults! by jodonn · · Score: 2, Informative

    What a fantastic game. Blended the best between mindless destruction and strategic annihilation. You can still get copies off eBay.

    1. Re:Crossbows & Catapaults! by falcon5768 · · Score: 1

      They still sell a newer version of it too... I got this game from my cousin and it ROCKED it seriously did! Many a bout of destruction and flipped flags was wrought by me and my sister

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    2. Re:Crossbows & Catapaults! by staynz79au · · Score: 1

      I LOVED Crossbows and Catapults. Really fun to have to build a strong defence then try to find your opponents weak spots. Brilliant game, if I had kids I'd buy it for them.

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  29. Erector Set by spookyfluke · · Score: 0

    Don't know if it's still around, but It was one of my favs!

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    1. Re:Erector Set by Trunklebob · · Score: 1

      You can still find them on eBay
      http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&cate gory=724&item=5933914701&tc=photo

      Disclaimer: This is the company my wife works for; the crane in the picture was put together by me.

    2. Re:Erector Set by 3nuff · · Score: 1

      Now sold under the name Viagra.

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  30. Etch-A-Sketch by rogue555 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Nothing like trying to draw a circle on that sucker.

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    1. Re:Etch-A-Sketch by bmcmurphy · · Score: 0

      A friend of mine brought his old Etch-A-Sketch over the other day for my kids to play with. I started wiping off what I thought was regular dust from the screen with my finger, which soon took on a hazardous-looking bright silver sheen. Obviously this thing was leaking. Does anyone know what the silver granules were that they used in these things? Some sort of magic lead or mecury derivative? Needless to say, my kids never saw the toy...

    2. Re:Etch-A-Sketch by rogue555 · · Score: 1

      If memory serves me, it's a mixture of aluminum and plastic powders and most likely non-toxic. That doesn't mean you don't want the kids to be inhaling the stuff, however.

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    3. Re:Etch-A-Sketch by KUHurdler · · Score: 2, Funny

      Plutonium. Generally they find the most toxic substances possible to put in kids' toys. Just in case.

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    4. Re:Etch-A-Sketch by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      It is indeed aluminium. In fine powder form. Very fine powder. A good source of one of the ingredients in thermite (iron oxide powder is a lot easier to make).

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  31. Legos Legos Legos! by blueZhift · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I played with these every chance I got when I was a kid. And now my own kids can make literally anything out of legos. Currently their favorite creations are Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails!

  32. Fridgets by FatRatBastard · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'll go with Fridgets. I don't know if they're considered "classic" in terms of age (I'd never seen them before a few years ago), but I think of them as "classic" in the sense that they're simple, creative, low-tech and a lot of fun to play with. And all the rug-rats in my neighborhood love 'em.

    1. Re:Fridgets by Negadecimal · · Score: 1

      Wow. You just made my day... (grabbing credit card)

      "They're for, um... my son. Yeah."

  33. for a 2 yr old, the box by esilva · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Depending on the age of your kid but as far as my 2 yr old is concerned, he still enjoys the big empty cardboard boxes. You can make castles, tunnels, houses.. And I like it this way ;)

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    1. Re:for a 2 yr old, the box by beeshman · · Score: 1

      I'm 41 and I still like a nice box!

    2. Re:for a 2 yr old, the box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG! My son was the same when he was that age. As he got older, he naturally got more creative with the boxes and would always ask for the bigger ones before we'd trash 'em. The last thing he made (@ 7 yrs. old) was a school house for his 4 yr. old brother, made from the box for a new washing machine we bought. It just tickled me that he could enjoy creating from such simple things. Of course, both he and his little brother are also K'nex and video game fanatics, which makes it all the more amusing to me.

      Feed their minds, yes, but be sure to let them feed their own as well.

  34. Lawn Darts by hAkron · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not the plastic tipped ones either...

    1. Re:Lawn Darts by jazman_777 · · Score: 1

      Or even better: a BB Gun.

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    2. Re:Lawn Darts by HaeMaker · · Score: 2, Funny

      From IMDb:

      [Ralphie is seeing Santa, only he can't remember what he wanted]
      Santa Claus: How about a nice football?

      Ralphie as Adult: Football? Football? What's a football? With unconscious will my voice squeaked out 'football'.

      Santa Claus: Okay, get him out of here.

      Ralphie as Adult: A football? Oh no, what was I doing? Wake up, Stupid! Wake up!

      Ralphie: [Is shoved down the slide, but he stops himself and climbs back up] No! No! I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!

      Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.

    3. Re:Lawn Darts by myz24 · · Score: 1

      My parents still have a set of the REAL lawn darts. They are called Jarts. Great fun.

    4. Re:Lawn Darts by trailerparkcassanova · · Score: 1

      I was going to suggest these. They teach kids about gravity and heavy, pointy things.

    5. Re:Lawn Darts by Ken+Hall · · Score: 1

      I still have a set too. Not only fun, but supposedly good for aerating the lawn (in very small areas).

    6. Re:Lawn Darts by hAkron · · Score: 1

      Those are the ones! After further research on this topic, it appears that Jarts were banned for manufacture and sale in the US in December of 1988. So a good set of Jarts (4 jarts, 2 hoops, and a box) sells for $40-200 USD (the higher priced ones were unused vintage 1960's Jarts).

    7. Re:Lawn Darts by nCnt++ · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, I think they are called Yard Jarts. We went through a few sets of those. Got quiet good at it too. Once we found that the front lawn wasn't big enough to offer a challenge so we put one target in the front yard and one in back and tossed them over the house. "Ready? ... Here they come"

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    8. Re:Lawn Darts by Ced_Ex · · Score: 3, Funny

      Those were a great toy. It was all fun and games till someone gets hurt.

      *flashback*
      I think we were 5 years old playing on my friend Scott's front lawn. Merely throwing them across the lawn was not challenging enough for us, so we decide to throw them over our heads backwards. This was not obviously well thought out, albeit it was a riot. This other kid Joel (or Jowol as I pronounced it) came running over to see what was the commotion. He comes at the perfect time to catch a downwards spiralling lawn dart with the top of his skull.

      The lawn dart ends up sticking straight up from the top of his head, firming embedded into his cranium. He didn't start crying till he saw the blood stream down his face. Scott's father comes running out, picks the kid up and runs him back to the house, lawn dart still sticking out of his head.

      Needless to say, we never saw those lawn darts again. Whatever happened to Joel, I'll never know. Moved away that summer.

      * end flashback*

      Ahh... great toy.

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    9. Re:Lawn Darts by fataugie · · Score: 1

      It also helps teach the youngsters that some mistakes are a one-time only deal.

      Only the strong (and quick to move out the way) will survive.

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    10. Re:Lawn Darts by cdrudge · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh. So you're the case that spoiled it for the rest of us. Thanks alot.

  35. Buy Yourself an Projection HDTV by ralf1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Give the kid the box. He'll make a fort and have hours of fun, and you get yours too.

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    1. Re:Buy Yourself an Projection HDTV by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hopefully when your child grows up s/he won't want to murder you for giving them an freaking _box_.

    2. Re:Buy Yourself an Projection HDTV by kaleco · · Score: 1

      This was modded Informative?! Excellent!

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    3. Re:Buy Yourself an Projection HDTV by spitefowl · · Score: 0

      Why is everyone misusing 'an'? Seems I've been a grammer nazi as of late.

    4. Re:Buy Yourself an Projection HDTV by ralf1 · · Score: 1

      Apologies extended to all on my misuse of of 'an'. The subject was originally "Buy Yourself an HDTV", but I edited it and added the word 'projection' prior to posting because I wanted to avoid some smartass telling me a kid couldn't fit into a plasma HDTV box, or a Sharp Aquos LCD box. Figured a projection box would imply appropriate size. I failed to edit 'an' to 'a'. BTW - allow me to be the spelling nazi and point out the correct spelling of the word you were attmpting to use is 'grammar'

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    5. Re:Buy Yourself an Projection HDTV by armer · · Score: 1

      Thanks dad, this has SO much more room compared to the DVD box you got me last year!!! You're the best dad....

    6. Re:Buy Yourself an Projection HDTV by spitefowl · · Score: 0

      I was referring to the city Grammer in Indiana. Don't be so touchy, I only replied because another reply to your post also misused an.

    7. Re:Buy Yourself an Projection HDTV by nurbman · · Score: 1

      From the classic Spongebob episode: http://www.telery.com/Idiot_Box.htm

    8. Re:Buy Yourself an Projection HDTV by MicroBerto · · Score: 1

      This is actually a brilliant post. I had a huge box from a big fridge my dad bought, and my brother and I made a time machine spaceship and it had warpdrives and all sorts of stuff. That was an awesome, free, 2 week toy.

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  36. In a word, LEGO. by jpellino · · Score: 1

    Still hard to beat.
    Low threshold, no ceiling.
    Go old school and just build, or get a Mindstorms kit and you can use all your existing LEGO and add anything else to it.

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  37. Re:Tonka, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Nerf toys by tbase · · Score: 1

    That's it, I'm leaving you negative feedback.

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  38. Gyroscopes don't last more than a day by Drunken_Jackass · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I mean really, how many times can your re-wrap the string, yank it and hold it in your palm (i'm talking 'bout the gyroscope you perv)?

    I'd rather have something that makes use of the stupid gyroscope. Where are all of the fun toys that use the gyroscope? Where's the home segway kit? Why doesn't someone make more toys that USE these classic toys instead of leaving someone uninspired and wanting more?

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    1. Re:Gyroscopes don't last more than a day by DirkNiblick · · Score: 1
      How exactly is this insightful? I don't know how old you are but a young child can play with something as simple as a spoon for hours at a time.

      For most adults who know exactly how something like a gyroscope works, the mystery of the toy itself is gone. A child on the other hand sees wonder in everything new. How many of your old toys do you find now and say "Why the hell did I play with this?"

      To know why the submitter is putting a gyroscope under his x-mas tree you have to have the insight into a kids mind.

    2. Re:Gyroscopes don't last more than a day by Ba3r · · Score: 1

      fun toys that use gyroscopes...

      hmmm how about a YOYO

    3. Re:Gyroscopes don't last more than a day by Atario · · Score: 0, Redundant

      How about yo-yos?

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    4. Re:Gyroscopes don't last more than a day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This awesome gyroscope will stay fun forever: http://www.powerballs.com/neon_green2.html. I play with mine all the time.

    5. Re:Gyroscopes don't last more than a day by Twanfox · · Score: 1

      A toy doesn't have to have mystery to be entertaining. Lego's are certainly not mysterious. It's more of a way to play, to do something that inspires joy or amusement or excitement in you. If a Gyroscope doesn't do that, then cool, it doesn't do that for you. However, blanketing "all adults" as having outgrown the gyroscope is like saying all adults have outgrown toys.

      Goin' on 30 soon and I still have a good number of mine. Now, if I could ever find my Micro Machines...

  39. Pre-Mades are OK by Black-Man · · Score: 4, Informative

    Because, at least with my kids, the end in the huge box along with the other sets and are re-used with their own creations.

    I've always just bought the packaged sets. I kinda wish they had those when I was a kid.

    1. Re:Pre-Mades are OK by Genkobar · · Score: 1

      I was born in 1983 and played with Legos helluva-lot when I was a kid. I never knew anything but the pre-made packages, and I would at first carefully build the models according to the manual. But quickly I got bored of those creations, took everything apart and built something completely different. I'm sure most kids would do the same - or at least I hope they would.

    2. Re:Pre-Mades are OK by mowler2 · · Score: 1

      I must say I agree with you. When I was a kid (which was not too long ago) I always got the prepackaged models and built the car or crane or whatever, and then sooner or later I would dismantle the model to use the parts for something more fun. Building a model from a schematic, following instructions correctly is educational, fun and can learn a great deal on how to build sturdy and stable lego constructions.

      So as long as the kids gets several packages during the years (so they have lots of pieces :), I think there is no problem with model-packages.

      I guess the dream-package for many older kids (and adults :) would be the various mindstorms robotics invention kits. :)

  40. Not the Drinking Bird! by nekoniku · · Score: 1

    I have been on the lookout for several years for a robust version of the classic Drinking Bird I remember seeing as a kid in the '60s -- http://www.stevespanglerscience.com/product/1169 -- but every version I've found lately is made of incredibly fragile, thin glass too easily breakable; the pivoting mechanism hangs and (metaphorically) sputters as the thing tries to work.

    What this country needs is a good $10 Drinking Bird!
    nn

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    1. Re:Not the Drinking Bird! by nothingtodo · · Score: 1

      Now that's something I havent seen in a long time! Had one as a kid except I never could get it working. I understood how it worked to some extent, but never found out what the problem was.

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  41. Lawn Darts by razvedchik · · Score: 1

    I wonder how they even remotely thought those things were safe. Lots of fun, though.

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  42. Rubik's Cube... by bje2 · · Score: 4, Informative

    "The cube has been around for about 20 years"

    Actually, the cube has been around exactly 30 years (this year)...i have one sitting in my cube (no pun intended) as we speak...

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    "Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true." - Homer Simpson
    1. Re:Rubik's Cube... by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      Actually, he didn't say the cube was invented thirty years ago, he said it's been *around* for about 20 years. Assuming he lives some place in North America, that's definately true. I remember they first started appearing *around* me in 1982 or so. Before that, they were unheard of (and I don't remember seeing any in Western Europe in the 70s, either).

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    2. Re:Rubik's Cube... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is simply incorrect - unless the mass marketing didn't happen for quite some time. I got my cube the first Christmas they were out. It was somewhere around 1980 or later. Wikipedia doesn't explain the 6+ year lag between invention and marketing, but I guess it's possible.

    3. Re:Rubik's Cube... by johnw · · Score: 1
      Before that, they were unheard of (and I don't remember seeing any in Western Europe in the 70s, either).

      I do. I got my first one when I was a student at Oxford in 1979. True, they didn't hit the mass market until the early 80s, but they were definitely around in the 70s.

      John
    4. Re:Rubik's Cube... by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm pretty sure that the ancient greeks, at least, conceived of the cube, as well as a number of other interesting solids, such as spheres, dodecahedrons, and so forth.

      But they so rarely applied anything they came up with that I can believe that no one ever got around to actually building a cube until the 70's.

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  43. LEGOs by fracai · · Score: 1

    I still have a box somewhere that I'll pull out for my kids when I have 'em. I would follow practice of building the intentioned model and then figuring what similar things I could make followed by something with no resemblance and then followed by something completely different with no resemblance. After that stage, the blocks joined the pile. I remember building bridges that spanned my living room and at one point I think I built a Ghostbusters pack, though that may have been with Constructs.
    I still have the RotJ Endor speeder bike that I built (about 6" long) on my desk at home.
    Man, I can't wait 'til I get to see what my kids will create.

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  44. Playmobile by Phixxr · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I'm going to have to say Playmobil. Just simply action figures and such, but so very very detailed. Expensive, as those european toys always are, but well worth it in my opinion. http://www.playmobil.com/

    -Phixxr

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    1. Re:Playmobile by VdG · · Score: 1

      My young nephew rather likes them. It makes it easy for me at Xmas and birthdays, too: I just have to walkinto the local toy shop and choose between Playmobil or Lego, (with the occasional toy car or motorbike for variety). All done in ten minutes.

      I think Lego this year, as he's getting old enough to really appreciate it.

    2. Re:Playmobile by JhohannaVH · · Score: 1

      I LOVED Playmobile. Funny you don't see them more often. I had the whole rescue crew sets, because my dad was a firefighter, so it was really special. Wonder what ever happened to them.

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    3. Re:Playmobile by Mr.+Jax · · Score: 1

      I had playmobile as a kid and to this day I find it a pitty that my parents didn't give me Lego in stead. The possibilities of Lego are greater. My cousins had Lego and I was always thrilled when my family went to visit theirs.

    4. Re:Playmobile by VdG · · Score: 1

      Last time I looked - last Christmas - they were still around over here, (UK). Loads of different sets in my local shops.
      For my nephew, anything with a motorbike in it goes down well.

  45. THE classic toy from our youth by lbmouse · · Score: 2, Funny

    Girls
    Oh wait, I'm on slashdot... nevermind.

    1. Re:THE classic toy from our youth by spleck · · Score: 1

      I always wanted the cop toys with the handcuffs. It was always fun convincing the girls they were the bad guys and that cops usually cuffed them to a pole...

    2. Re:THE classic toy from our youth by rizzo420 · · Score: 1

      i was actually gonna say... kids already have the classic "toy" taht they love to play with... hell, i still love to play with mine... and i've had it since birth.

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  46. My favorites by acvh · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Tinkertoys - I got one of my creations published in the Tinkertoy magazine.

    Lego - the rectangular block kind. None of this Star Wars/Pirate/Bionicle nonsense.

    Anything else that fosters imaginative thinking: PlayDoh, Etch-a-sketch, and the like.

    1. Re:My favorites by justforaday · · Score: 1

      Anything else that fosters imaginative thinking: PlayDoh, Etch-a-sketch, and the like.

      I'm giving my kid access to mspaint.exe for christmas this year...

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    2. Re:My favorites by richg74 · · Score: 1
      Tinkertoys and Legos are really good choices, as is an Erector Set (do they still make those ?). Also, when I was young, we had a set of large (roughly shoebox-sized) corrugated cardboard blocks; they were sturdy enough to sit on, make forts with, etc.

      The toys I remember playing with most were the ones that left some room for the imagination.

      For more active toys: trikes and bikes, and, if you live in the right climate, a Flexible Flyer sled.

    3. Re:My favorites by FifteenSquids · · Score: 0

      Definitely Tinker Toys. Other favorites were Lincoln Logs & Erector Sets. The old Mousetrap game was pretty cool for learning a bizarre assortment of mechanicals...

    4. Re:My favorites by Estrellita · · Score: 1

      No one has mentioned Lite Bright yet. I absolutely loved that toy when I got it for Christmas and I've seen them on the market. I wonder if they have made them safer since, when I got curious as to how hot lightbulbs got, the toy enabled me to test this out and get a giant blister on my finger.

    5. Re:My favorites by KUHurdler · · Score: 1

      I think I saw a light brite with a flourescent bulb in it now (behind a plastic cover so it doesn't explode). Its a shame how they keep making things idiot proof.

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    6. Re:My favorites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Tinkertoys - I got one of my creations published in the Tinkertoy magazine.
      Or you can substitute IKEA furniture!
    7. Re:My favorites by DotWarner · · Score: 1

      Am I the only one for whom the very distinct woody smell of Tinker Toys was more evocative than the actual building part? Come to that, I got them when I was young enough that taste may have been a factor.

      I didn't get into building things and creating vehicles to crash until I was older and had Construx to work with.

  47. My first toy by ajiva · · Score: 2

    When my family moved to the United States the first toy my parents bought me and my brother were a set of *metal* Tonka Trucks! Those things were industructable! We would smash them, throw them, hit them with hammers, basically do kid things with them. And those trucks still held on...

    1. Re:My first toy by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 1

      Also good for smashing into younger siblings. Not that I have any personal experience ...

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    2. Re:My first toy by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      My older brothers had a metal Tonka bus that got ran over by a pretty big vehicle (I think it was the old Chevy van we had) and all it had to show for it was a slight parallelogram smash effect.

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    3. Re:My first toy by kettch · · Score: 1

      They get even more fun when some of the pieces get jagged and rusty.

      My tonka's reduced many a nice neat pile of landscaping dirt/gravel to a spread all over the yard mess.

      In our field we had a dump truck full of some kind of sand due to some sort of mixup with the hauling company. It was the kind that after a winter of rain, it was hard for the first several inches. I think there might still be a tonka buried out there somewhere.

      The coolest thing was when we got a pile of decomposed granite. When it first comes, it is soft and fluffy. But after it has been rained on and dried out by the sun it becomes rock hard all the way through. We used to dig a vertical shaft about a foot deep at the highest point and then push a garden hose down it. Then we would turn the hose on really low. For the next four hours we would build cities and play with the tonka trucks around the artifical river we built. It was cool because the little river had all of the characteristics of a real river. Sometimes we would guide the river along a path to maximize the length within the area we had to work with. But there was erosion and the "river" would change courses and build deltas.

      So I guess that is my recommendation metal Tonka trucks and a dump truck full of decomposed granite.

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    4. Re:My first toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My brother bought my son one for Christmas last year. This year he better buy my osn some sand paper and varnish for the wood work that got trashed.

      Mike and I still have our old tonka toys (we're 31 and 33 now). The truck has a fine coat of cement in the bed now and a little rust, but my kids play with them outside.

      Joe

    5. Re:My first toy by Xibby · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nothing beats a classic metal Tonka truck. My Grandfather worked for Tonka, designed some, made parts for others. My Dad and his two brothers tested alot of Tonka stuff. You know, dumptruck with the littlest brother in it pulled behind a bike kind of testing.

      Grandma still has lots of them. Some "new" in boxes still, most rusty and well loved. Even rusty with no paint left they will still dig up, dump, and roll. My brother and I played with them for hours on the beach at Grandma's cabin...

      And for added fun, you can teach your kids how to sand, mask, and spray paint metal. Fun stuff!

      Ah die cast construction. It's a lost art...

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  48. physics toy! by Chronoch · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I remember when I was little my parents bought me a radiometer, not really a toy but a cool gadget nonetheless.

    It's a physics device: four squares attached to a vane in a bulb of glass rotate when placed in the sun. I still have it with me in my college dorm room on a window sill.

    If your child likes science it's a neat little gift. :)

    1. Re:physics toy! by dlakelan · · Score: 1

      The funny thing is that they go the wrong way.

      The first order analysis says that light bouncing off the white side should cause the white side to recede (change in momentum is larger than when the light is absorbed on the black side).

      Does it?

      Then you might consider that the black side is hotter, and maybe the low pressure gas molecules bounce off the hot side with more momentum.

      Nope.

      It turns out that the physics is rather complicated. I can't remember where I read it, but there was a detailed account of the edge vortex or some such thing that produces the effect online somewhere.

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  49. The box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I usually just play with the box.

    And if it has a cellophane front, that's a bonus.

    1. Re:The box by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      How dare you not mention bubble wrap! To this day, I still find myself playing with the bubble wrap first rather than the contents of the package.

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      It would be cool if it didn't suck.
  50. Yo-yo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Talk about staying power. Yo-yo!

  51. Capsela by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Damn hard to find, but kick Lego's ass anyday

    http://www.discoverthis.com/capsela.html

  52. Rock-em Sock-em Robots by itsnotthenetwork · · Score: 1

    I think those robot wars TV shows were based on this....

    1. Re:Rock-em Sock-em Robots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to unlike Gnip Gnop with the ping pong balls.

      My brothers and sisters got so sick of that thing that if we wanted to play it, we had to take it to the attic.

    2. Re:Rock-em Sock-em Robots by anewsome · · Score: 1

      I can't believe there are not more rockem sockem robot posts on this thread. This toy was the best. What kid would not have endless hours of fun, trying to "knock his buddies block off". Freaking classic! I loved this thing.... Matter of fact, I'm 35 years old and I am seriously considering swinging thru the Toys-R-Us on the way home and calling up some buddies who think they can knock my block off.

  53. Easy by friek · · Score: 0

    pr0n.

  54. Matchbox Cars by north.coaster · · Score: 1

    I spent many, many hours playing with Matchbox Cars. They were cheaper than Hot Wheels, and less prone to problems if you played with them outside in the dirt.

    1. Re:Matchbox Cars by Skraut · · Score: 1
      Along the same line as a kid I had a lot of Hot Wheels track that had a motor for shooting the cars down the track. Well as all good toys do, the motor broke, but that track entertained me for ages. I'd build "bobsleds" out of Legos, and time the cars going down the track, trying to make them more aerodynamic and faster. A friend of the family was a college science professor and he helped me hook up photocells to the track, wire them to my Atari 800, so I could more accurately time my results.

      About a month ago I came across a box of graph paper that I used as a hand made speadsheet for listing all my results.

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    2. Re:Matchbox Cars by javaxman · · Score: 1
      I spent many, many hours playing with Matchbox Cars.

      I can't believe yours was the first post to mention toy cars!! Matchbox or Hot Wheels, they're one of my three-year old's favorites, and I'd hate to meet the poor sad sack who didn't play with them. I'd mod you up if I had points.

      The Matchbox are the cheap version, Hot Wheels are more high-end. Matchbox for playing out in the dirt. Hot Wheels for inside on plastic tracks. They're both made by the same company, just marketed and manufactured as low-end and high-end products, respectively.

    3. Re:Matchbox Cars by Spamlent+Green · · Score: 1

      It didn't used to be that way. Now that Mattel owns both, their preference is clear. It could be a matter of taste, but at the time when I was growing up, Hot Wheels was flame-decaled crap and Matchbox was the real deal. No longer. It's a shame.

    4. Re:Matchbox Cars by javaxman · · Score: 1

      Interesting... somewhere there's a collector who knows the exact date that Mattel bought Matchbox and the cars started getting crappy.

  55. Master Mind & Nintendo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  56. YO! by sanferrera · · Score: 1

    Yoyos are cool. I enjoyed them a lot, and I think kids could still like'em.

  57. Lego's, Jarts, Slinky by ColoradoSkier · · Score: 1

    Nothing beats a good set of Jarts...

    1. Re:Lego's, Jarts, Slinky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wtf is a jart?

    2. Re:Lego's, Jarts, Slinky by Spamlent+Green · · Score: 1

      It's a rather crude tool used for trepanning and/or barbeques.

  58. Harry Potter's 12 inch Magic Wangd by Japong · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's not a classic, but the Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 is a fun toy for younger children, and surprisingly for a lot of older girls (13-18) as well. Just straddle the broom's comfortable girth, activate the magic vibrating switch, and away you go for blissful sessions (about 15-35 minutes, varies) of fantasy fun!

    1. Re:Harry Potter's 12 inch Magic Wangd by bplipschitz · · Score: 1

      Harry Potter's 12 inch Magic Wangd

      Harry Potter has a 12" Wang, *and* it's a daemon?

      Not for my kids. . .

  59. anything remote controlled by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

    remote control cars. boats too. or a kit for building them. or even just model kits and a model paint set. they are definately a classic.

    add some rechargeable batteries too. I loved having rechargeable batteries as an 8 year old. I thought they were the coolest things :) Sure, 18 years ago rechargeable didn't hold their charge very long in remote control cars, but they were still neat.

  60. a real classic by lmh2671772 · · Score: 1
    Something that used to brighten up our days way back when:

    Microsoft Bob

  61. as I am an american by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    im buying my kids handguns.

  62. Obligatory Monty Python Joke by Eviljay · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can't..... resist..... desire... too... strong

    When i was a kid all i got for christmas was a lump of coal and a kick up the arse. Then for dinner our mother and our father would kill us with a breadknife and dance on our graves singing Hallelujah.

    You tell that to kids today and they won't believe you

    1. Re:Obligatory Monty Python Joke by Ubergrendle · · Score: 2, Informative

      Luxury.

      You were lucky.

      I used to have to get up half and hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold poison, head off to work at the coal mine and pay for the luxury of working there, come home 2 hours after I went to sleep, and THEN father would cut us in two with a breadknife and dance on our graves singing Hallelujah.

      And you tell kids these days about how they have it so easy, and they don't believe you...

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    2. Re:Obligatory Monty Python Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right! I had to get up in the morning, at ten o'clock at night, half an hour before I went to bed, eat a lump of cold
      poison, work twenty-nine hours a day down mill and pay millowner for permission to come to work, and when we got home,
      our dad would kill us and dance about on our graves, singing Hallelujah!

  63. And what about Stratego? by VE3ECM · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Stratego was (and still is) a fun game to play that doesn't require the sometimes hours and hours it takes to play Risk.

    Easy enough for a kid to learn, but strategies are so varied, it's hard to ever master it against another good player...

    As an aside, I loved throwing a few Major and Colonels at the front with all my scouts and a couple of Miners and decimating my opponents' lower ranks... that gambit usually only works once or twice on them... unless they're slow to adapt.

    1. Re:And what about Stratego? by maiden_taiwan · · Score: 1

      I still have my Stratego set from childhood. Taught it to my 5-year-old daughter and she loves it.

    2. Re:And what about Stratego? by (trb001) · · Score: 4, Funny

      Stratego was also good because it didn't seem to cultivate the hatred among my friends that Risk did. We've ended marathon Risk games in fistfights, comparing each other to Hitler and Stalin. We may take it a little too seriously.

      --trb

    3. Re:And what about Stratego? by acvh · · Score: 1

      I loved Stratego. In high school we'd get high and play for hours. After a while we started modifying pieces and rules - even numbers take odd numbers, movable bombs, etc. Our mods never quite improved the game, but we felt creative.

    4. Re:And what about Stratego? by word+munger · · Score: 1

      We always used to play with the values reversed: the 1 was the strongest and the 10 was the weakest. Made for some interesting strategy.

    5. Re:And what about Stratego? by bplipschitz · · Score: 1

      I still have my Stratego set from childhood. Taught it to my 5-year-old daughter and she loves it.

      Taught Stratego to both my kids when they were little. Coupla weeks ago, while recovering from the flu, my 12-yo daughter kicked my ass at *both* Stratego and Battleship. I must be getting old.

      BTW, did you know that the 'ranking' system on Stratego pieces has been reversed! Makes playing the game with someone who has the 'new' version difficult for us OF's.

    6. Re:And what about Stratego? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if it is a matter of degrees.....

      Absolutely nothing will test friendships like Diplomacy. Never, ever, play this with people who are not:

      a) very good friends, or
      b) total strangers.

    7. Re:And what about Stratego? by mbbac · · Score: 1

      What? No comparisons to Bush?

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    8. Re:And what about Stratego? by q2k · · Score: 1

      I've played a lot of Stratego with my son - it's one of the few games I can still beat him at! However, at some point between my youth and his, they reversed the ranks in the game. That still screws me up when we play.

    9. Re:And what about Stratego? by Proteus · · Score: 1

      We've ended marathon Risk games in fistfights, comparing each other to Hitler and Stalin. ... Bush voter and proud of it!

      Wow, a story and and explanation!

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    10. Re:And what about Stratego? by buckeyeguy · · Score: 1
      Stratego! One of my favorites... my friends never liked playing it because I won all the time.

      All that ended when one or two of the pieces were broken and glued back together. Kinda tough to hide what they are after that.

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    11. Re:And what about Stratego? by robsteele · · Score: 1

      I've noticed that too--Risk loosers get really upset. Stratego is a hoot.

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    12. Re:And what about Stratego? by dlelash · · Score: 1

      Considering your history, my advice to you is to never play Diplomacy. Unless of course you're completely tired of your friends and want to lose them for good.

  64. Erector Set by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
  65. Estes Rockets by Skjellifetti · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Estes Rockets, Legos, Lincoln Logs, Slinkys, Frisbees. There were model airplanes with gas engines that were guided by a string when I was a kid. Are those still available or has rc become so cheap that those are not worth it anymore?

    1. Re:Estes Rockets by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1
      Are those still available or has rc become so cheap that those are not worth it anymore?
      Control line (U-Control) airplanes are still alive and kicking, up to and including international competitions and events. Visit your local hobby shop; they should have some and they won't cost a lot either.

      Parental supervision strongly advised :)
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    2. Re:Estes Rockets by Tenebrious1 · · Score: 1

      I grew up with model rockets. They are still available... but unfortunately with urban sprawl there's nowhere to launch them anymore, at least in the NY burbs. It used to be that you could find a nice field, wave at the farmer and launch your rockets. Nowadays you just look wrong across someone's property and they've got the police on the way. Times have changed since those carefree days.

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    3. Re:Estes Rockets by mbbac · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      But Estes rockets are the tools of terrorists.

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    4. Re:Estes Rockets by Skjellifetti · · Score: 0

      But Estes rockets are the tools of terrorists.

      Is there a difference between terrorists and teenagers besides the scale of the damage they inflict?

    5. Re:Estes Rockets by Xibby · · Score: 1

      Parental supervision strongly advised :)

      Something that requires less supervision but is still good for the younger crowd are Hobby Zone's
      Zig Zag Racer 2 boats. The price is low enough that you can get one for kid 1, one for kid 2, and one for kid 0.5 (yourself).

      Good fun if you live somewhere where ice skating isn't a popular winter activity...

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    6. Re:Estes Rockets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My latest Safeway flyer had an R/C plane or TWO R/C cars for $45 cdn (all electric I assume). That stuff really is getting ridiculously cheap.

      That said, I want a couple of those little Matchbox-sized table racers.

  66. Erector Sets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know if ou can still get them, I haven't seem them around for a while, but I absolutely loved my erector set. And now I'm an engineer....coincidence?

    1. Re:Erector Sets by lahvak · · Score: 1

      Yeah, what happened to those? I haven't seen one in a toy store for ages. One of the greatest toys I have ever had. It sure beats Lego!

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    2. Re:Erector Sets by mjweyland · · Score: 1

      Im with ya on this on. There was just something wonderful about screwing bolts to beams with motors that made my years before puberty so much fun. Funny thing was that some of us played with these 'unsafe' toys and lived to talk about it. Heck, beleive it or not i used to ride a bick without a helmet. Oddly enough I sit here typing. I made it with no helmet. Heaven forbid a kid ride a bike with out helmet now. Hell, a woman I worked with made her kids wear helmet when they went out on the lake to go ice fishing. Maybe there is too much protection of kids these days. Some hard lessons I learned growing up: Dont like a metal pole in the dead of winter. Dont put metal in an electrical outlet Even if the glass is out of a bulb and in the socket it can still shock you. If you get the wind knocked out of you your not gonna die. Just some thoughts.

    3. Re:Erector Sets by Spamlent+Green · · Score: 4, Funny

      you do realize you just posted your sister's photo, name, job and location to thousands of desperate single geeks? is this some kind of subconscious retribution for her getting you shocked?

    4. Re:Erector Sets by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      They're plastic these days.

      I purchased an Erector set about five years ago, and it was still almost all metal. A few of the panel-type pieces were plastic -- nobody's figured out transparent steel yet -- but all the "structural"-type pieces were galvanized steel.

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    5. Re:Erector Sets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just curious, are you referring to the Meccano Erector or the Gilbert erector? Gilbert was first, then Meccano, and I don't even know who owns the name now.

  67. Rubik's Cube sucked by Gothmolly · · Score: 1

    A totally frustrating toy, until you learned to rip it open with a screwdriver and reassemble the pieces into some semblance of order. The best was when other, sympathetic relatives bought you the 'how to do the Rubik's Cube' book, where you were immediately buried under a pile of obscure, set theory-like math, which only PROVED that you were a moron.
    No, don't get your kid a Rubik's Cube.

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  68. Bonus for the parents by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Not only are Legos an ideal gift for kids, but dad will still enjoy them as well, at least Slashdot dads. I have fond memories of the monstrosities I created with Legos as a kid, mostly of the How-Baroque-a-Car-Can-I-Make-And-Still-Have-It-Gli de? variety. Lots of odds and ends sticking every which way, yet always coming down to the same level as the rest and with a wheel underneath. Both those things were ugly -- I loved 'em!

    Put me in a room with Legos to this day and you know what? I'm gonna play.

    1. Re:Bonus for the parents by ryanb100 · · Score: 1

      Lego, ahh the memories, we used to build ever more fancy cars and race them into each other and see which one would survive. The thing with Lego is that even now you can ensure you geekness by owning a mindstorms set. I can still remember the first legged creation that I built which moved and reacted to the outside world..... I want the mindstorms big brother. ie lots more sensors, memory, outputs, motors etc etc

    2. Re:Bonus for the parents by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Odd as it may sound, I did most of my mechanical engineering with Constructs. Glow in the dark vehicles cars. anphibous assult vehicles, tie fighters, and a (very practical) lighted book reading station were all Construct creations. Legos turned out to be much more fun for detailed (ha ha) models. For example, I tried creating the starship Enterprise with Constructs, but it just didn't work right. With Legos, I was able to produce reasonable facsimiles of Enterprise A, Enterprise D, and the Excelsior. (The later benefitting greatly from the upside-down 45 degree angle blocks. It was the only way to get a smooth "bulge" at the bottom.)

      I still have a few metric tons of both sets that I plan to pass on to my kids. Right now they're scattering their Duplos among the winds, so I don't think they're quite ready. ;-)

    3. Re:Bonus for the parents by Gleep · · Score: 1

      I still have buckets of lego from my youth-like days. I spent hours and hours building things and then hybridizing them together and tearing them apart. I bought lego for my niece and she's only 2 but she loves to bang them together.

      In my mind they are the best toy out there. I still get mine out and relive old architectural triumphs every few months. Awesome stuff.

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  69. Classic by blackmonday · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The Classic Football handheld. Fun, cheap, nostalgic.

    1. Re:Classic by KUHurdler · · Score: 1

      Or better yet, the classic Football:handheld, fun, cheap, nostalgic.

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  70. Big Trak by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My first "programmable" toy.

    1. Re:Big Trak by warlock71 · · Score: 1

      I loved my Big Trax. I have fond memories of running through the house with a tape measure, measuring the distance from point A to point B to point C, firing and then coming back.

  71. Obvious answer.. by mowler2 · · Score: 1

    LEGO! I always got LEGO for christmas, and I loved it - and I bet the kids today also love LEGO.

    A tip: Buy the LEGO robot invention kit, and let the kids teach themselves both basics of engineering and programming while having lots of fun! :) (this can be a great gift for adults too.. :)

  72. Aside from Legos by ShelbyCobra · · Score: 1

    My favorite toys were the Slinky, Tinker-Toys, and the Erector Set.

    Slinky: Not as creative of a toy as the latter two, but very hypnotizing. Also very fun outdoors in urban environments with really, really long stairwells. (Urban environments would probably require more parental supervision.)

    Tinkertoy: Real creative toys made from wood.

    Erector Set: While this has the most potential for creative play, you really need to have patience and attention to make anything happen. If you have a child with these qualities, and the motor skills to handle all the small parts, definately a winner.

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  73. It's not Legos damnit! by Indy+Media+Watch · · Score: 1
    Several people have suggested "Legos" as a classic toy.

    The word LEGO® is a brand name and is very special to all of us in the LEGO Group Companies. We would sincerely like your help in keeping it special. Please always refer to our bricks as 'LEGO Bricks or Toys' and not 'LEGOS.' By doing so, you will be helping to protect and preserve a brand of which we are very proud and that stands for quality the world over. Thank you! Susan Williams, Consumer Services.


    Source: http://encyclopedia.thefreedictionary.com/Lego
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    1. Re:It's not Legos damnit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lego's
      Lego's
      Lego's
      Lego's
      Lego's
      Lego's
      Le go's
      Lego's
      Lego's
      Lego's
      Lego's
      Lego's
      Lego 's

      Bawhawhaw... Get over it.
      You should be grateful. You think the Kleenex people get their knicker's in a twist when they hear folks refer to them as something other than "Disposable Facial Tissue"? Take the compliment and tell the marketing and legal departments to move on to something that's actually productive. Sheesh.

    2. Re:It's not Legos damnit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All you use kleenex for is wiping the jism off your face, bitch.

  74. Riiight.... by Last_Available_Usern · · Score: 1

    Something tells me that little Timmy is going to be a little disappointed if he gets a Gyroscope instead of Halo II.

  75. Bored? by Malicious · · Score: 1

    Board games will always be popular. They're also good for bringing a family together in something you can all enjoy.
    Make some popcorn, break out Monopoly/Life/Candy land on a Tuesday night and see how hard it is to pry the Kids away from the Television. Normally the smell alone will do it.
    Got older kids? Play Risk. Everyone loves a 9 hour game of Risk.

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    1. Re:Bored? by gfxguy · · Score: 1

      The last thing I want to have the kids whining "dad, come play candyland with us!" while I'm trying to watch the big game or play CounterStrike.

      Just kidding. I play the Lord of the Rings Risk and monopoly with my 5 year old. I don't know if he'd be interested in playing otherwise. Playing Candyland with the girl (3 years old) is like getting a root canal, though. We usually just push her piece along when she's not looking and then "hey, you win!!!" She is a fan of Lego and Playdoh, though, so she's got that going for her...

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  76. Lego Technics? by Enigma_Man · · Score: 1

    Whatever happened to Lego Technics (sp?)? I believe the "Mindstorm" Lego sets come with gears, axles, actuators and such, but can you buy non-Mindstorm technic sets still? I used to have the most fun with those.

    -Jesse

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  77. If yo can afford it... by Moby+Cock · · Score: 2, Informative

    LEGO is a great toy except it costs a friggin' mint these days. The old style stuff that was all blocks and some smaller specialty pieces is the best. The stuff today is too specific for many different projects. So I guess I am recommending LEGO from 15 years ago.

    When I was kid I had Mecano, which was like Lego, except it used little nuts and bolts and pieces of thin sheet metal. I could make a car with it. It was really cool. Is that still available?

    1. Re:If yo can afford it... by Poseidon88 · · Score: 1

      In the US we had Erector sets, which is essentially the same thing. And no, I don't think they are manufactured anymore, but you can still find places selling them occasionally.

    2. Re:If yo can afford it... by VdG · · Score: 1

      You can still get the plain Lego. They do a few starter packs of various sizes, which contain just ordinary blocks in various colours, a couple of bases and a booklet of ideas. I bought a couple of them last year for my nephew.

      I've also seen plastic buckets of assorted blocks: about a gallon (Imperial) or so.

    3. Re:If yo can afford it... by radish · · Score: 1

      Indeed it is still available: Meccano. As someone else pointed out, it was called Erector Sets (guffaw!) in the US.

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    4. Re:If yo can afford it... by dagnabit · · Score: 1

      Re: Mecano...

      I had a real Erector Set, with the metal plates, mini girders, a whole pile of nuts, bolts, and screws to assemble it with, etc. The coolest part - the DC electric motor and battery clip you could use, with some string and pulleys (also included), to power a car, run a crane up and down, etc. That was an *awesome* toy...

      I found some for sale (and lots of other cool stuff there too BTW), might have to get some for under the tree this year...

    5. Re:If yo can afford it... by Moby+Cock · · Score: 1

      COOOOOL...

      Thanks man!

  78. Be careful or you'll shoot your eye out. by DamienNightbane · · Score: 0

    A Red Ryder BB Gun.

  79. Language Nazi hat on by Mwongozi · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    It does not beg the question

  80. endless hours of fun by call_me_leon · · Score: 0

    that thing with the cup on top of the stick with the ball attached to a string. the purpose was to get the ball into the cup. that was really fun. so was the paddle ball thing,..you know with the rubber ball attached to the elastic string.

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  81. School House Rock by eaddict · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I just ordered a copy of School House Rock for my kids...er ... me.
    I am also looking at the multi purpose electronics kits and an erector set for my oldest daughter.
    I can't seem to get enough of the older toys and neither can my kids. They are so tired of plastic.

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    1. Re:School House Rock by HaeMaker · · Score: 1

      Do you have the Preable to the US Constitution memorized? Can you say it without singing it?

  82. Two Words... by tallpole · · Score: 2, Funny

    Lawn Darts

    1. Re:Two Words... by Peyna · · Score: 1

      We had Lawn Jarts when I was a kid.

      Needless to say, they're apparently no longer legal. Did they make any "safe" versions?

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  83. You really want to know? by Swamii · · Score: 5, Funny

    What other classic toys do you remember from your youth that are still fun enough that kids will play with them today?

    Coal. You insensitive clod.

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    1. Re:You really want to know? by raddan · · Score: 1
      Coal. You insensitive clod.

      It's funny, one year, I came downstairs, eagerly awaiting the goodies filling my stocking, and to my dismay it was filled with COAL! After I got over the initial shock (What did I do? Did I pick on my little brother one too many times? Aaaaaagh!!!), I discovered that it was actually licorice-flavored rock candy. Phew!

      I'm sure my parents were laughing their asses off. I should ask them about that...

    2. Re:You really want to know? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you get coal for christmas, you are allowed, nay obliged, to write on the walls with it.

      That'll teach them to mess with you.

    3. Re:You really want to know? by hey! · · Score: 4, Funny

      Reminds me of a story my Grandpa used to tell. He told his parents he wanted a pony. He came down on Christmas morning to find a stocking full of horseshit. "Oh, Santa left the horse," his parents said, "but he ran away."

      Gotta love that sensitive 19th C. parenting.

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    4. Re:You really want to know? by foobsr · · Score: 1

      Gotta love that sensitive 19th C. parenting.

      Extended further. I recollect that when I was in the "electric train set" age on Christmas they presented me a layout without a train (it was hidden in the tunnel) telling me it would arrive next year.

      CC.

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    5. Re:You really want to know? by Silverlock · · Score: 1

      I didn't play with the coal, but I did burn it...

      When I was about 9 years old, my family was very poor. We lived in an old two-story farmhouse where you could feel the wind in the bathroom because it was pretty much just some boards tossed up around an old porch. Our only heat was from a stove. One year things got so bad that we couldn't buy firewood and we were walking a mile or so to the woods to get it. Then, a friend of my parents rolled up in his old pickup on christmas eve, said, "Ho ho ho! You've been very naughty!", and proceeded to dump half a ton of coal in our backyard. Being warm for the rest of the winter was the best present ever. So, don't knock coal. :)

  84. Compete with video games? by GabeK · · Score: 1

    "Both of these toys are able to compete with video games - a true test of staying power." I don't think so. A Rubik's cube - maybe, but not for long. And a Gyroscope? No way can that hang tough with a video game. If you give a kid a Gryoscope and have him in the same county as a PS2, he'll play with the Gryoscope until he realizes that it only does one thing, then move on to the video games.

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    1. Re:Compete with video games? by digitalgiblet · · Score: 1
      "Both of these toys are able to compete with video games - a true test of staying power." I don't think so. A Rubik's cube - maybe, but not for long. And a Gyroscope? No way can that hang tough with a video game. If you give a kid a Gryoscope and have him in the same county as a PS2, he'll play with the Gryoscope until he realizes that it only does one thing, then move on to the video games.

      Oh! I know, I know!

      How about a PS2 game that has a high res, 3D rendered gyroscope?!!

      And you could use the gyroscope to kill people and steal their cars!

  85. Electric Trains by Samlind1 · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Believe it or not, Lionel is still in business.

    Coincidently, Tom Hank's Christmas movie (why not, he's done everything else) - the Polar Express opened Wed. Lionel got the in on the act, and they have the official toy for the movie and are expecting to double their best year in the last 20. They are probably right.

    Electric trains are still fun, I still remember the one I had at age 5.

    1. Re:Electric Trains by Ken+Hall · · Score: 1

      Hear Hear! Although I'm seriously tempted by those new trains that you can control individually on the same layout without kludging.

    2. Re:Electric Trains by GabeK · · Score: 1

      I still have all the trains I had growing up. My dad and I were really into it, and had a layout that took up half the basement. I even had a little HO layout for me that slid under the big table. Every year, I put my S-Gauge American Flyer under the Christmas tree, and it never fails that I just sit there and watch it go around in circles. Now THAT competes with Video Games! I have one Lionel engine that was a prototype toy, and haven't been able to find anything about it on the net anywhere. Surely a collectors item, and probably my favorite train (it was the first one given to me).

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    3. Re:Electric Trains by Magnifico · · Score: 1

      Yes, many people think electric trains aren't being made anymore because they don't often see them at big box retail outlets. Lionel is still around and primarily sells O-gauge trains. The nice thing about O-gauge as opposed to HO or the other scale model trains is the size of the models and how rugged they are. O-gauge is funny, because there are two types of trains: 0-27/0-31 which isn't built to scale and runs on 3-rail track and 1:48 O-scale which is built to scale and can run on 2-rail or 3-rail track.

      Some of the best electric trains being made today are done by one of Lionel's competitors: Mike's Train House based in Columbia, Maryland. They have a nice variety of high-quality starter sets such as a Pennsylvania RR 2-8-0 steam freight train or a Union Pacific F-3 diesel passenger train that make a good beginning point for those interested in trains.

      Also, model trains rank pretty high on the geek-o-meter. MIT has had Tech Model Railroad Club since 1946. Getting involved with model trains allows a person to hack on both hardware and software, and is a lot of fun.

    4. Re:Electric Trains by spockman · · Score: 0

      Was always a highlight of XMas morning to come down and have the 4x8 Lionel train setup and ready to run. I spent many hours enjoying that and am toying with the idea of setting up my own HO layout. Thanks for reminding me of the good times!

    5. Re:Electric Trains by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

      The problem with electric trains is that it is easy for the father to get overly helpful. My grandfather bought my uncle a train set for Christmas one year. He was setting it up and fooling around with it. Hours later, my uncle asked him, "Daddy, can I play with your train set?"

  86. Classic what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My impression from the article is that the author refers to classic as the convetional toys that you would get in an independent toy store.

    Personally, I think a "classic" toy from my IT standpoint is the first NES.

    I still play it, the kids love it, house guests love it.

    The gameplay is entertaining, the strategy is not overly complex, and the graphics are endearing.

    Games that the kids love? RiverCityRansom, DuckHunt, WWF Wrestlemania, World Cup Soccer, etc.

    Really. I wouldn't have any problems with buying this "classic" toy for other kids.

    Now all I have to do is to figure out a way to start it up without blowing on the cartridge; inserting it in to the game system like I'm Indiana Jones, switching a bag of sand for a statue; and pushing the Power button in various manners.

  87. Capsella and more by dead+sun · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I think Capsella (if that's the right spelling) were pretty amusing given the number of things that could be done with simple reconfiguration.

    Also interesting and undermentioned is Erector sets. They aren't as easy to configre as Capsella, but certainly give you more freedom to do what you want. I got some good milage out of those as a kid.

    Lego is already mentioned a billion times, but I'd recommend the old school bricks as opposed to the recent specialty bricks that aren't nearly as configurable.

    Tinker Toys and Construx were good fun, though I haven't seen either around recently. I also haven't really looked.

    If you have aspiring artists consider some honest to god nice drawing pencils, some high quality paper, and a good eraser. There's about an endless number of things one can draw.

    Board games are up on my list too. Consider a nice chess set if there isn't one around the house. That's a game that's stood the test of time.

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    1. Re:Capsella and more by RailGunner · · Score: 1

      Capsella ruled. I think that toy more than any other fostered my inner engineer. The gears, the floaters, the batteries, the propellors, designing a machine out of capsella that would walk, etc... man I wish those were still on the market - I'd buy them for my nephews.

    2. Re:Capsella and more by dead+sun · · Score: 1

      I think my favorite part about Capsella was that it was all so very modular. Every piece could be replaced by any other piece, and it was all about configuration rather than putting every little gear on an axle like Lego and Erector sets generally were. It was very fast to redesign something to work in another way. There was no frustration of things being slightly out of place. It was great.

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    3. Re:Capsella and more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      an Erector set!! hahahahhahahaha Funny! hahahahaha!!

    4. Re:Capsella and more by jtrask · · Score: 2, Informative

      Wow, Capsella. First of all, it's still on the market, even though I haven't owned any in years. It's the most amazing toy I ever had, loved the thing and definitely is better than Lego, Erector, etc. at making an engineer out of someone - what I wouldn't give to have one right now, because I'd still love it - and I never really did like Erector.

      As for a chess set, I've been without one for a while, and just got one for my 17th birthday. My brothers and I have been playing several games a day for the past... 9 days. Still fun.

  88. Re:does a commodore 64 qualify by StarWreck · · Score: 0

    Kids today are so spoiled they don't deserve a Commodore 64. Get them a Sinclair Spectrum. or a Commodore VIC-20.

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  89. Pyraminx & Missing Link by mforbes · · Score: 1

    I don't remember how long it took me to solve the Missing Link puzzle, but I remember finding a pattern that would solve it if I just kept repeating the same moves over & over again-- I actually started keeping track at one point, and discovered that it never took more than 70 iterations of the pattern to solve it.

    The Pyraminx I bought in an airport shop in Frankfurt when I was 13 years old, right before we left to return to the states. I had it solved (again, with a repeatable pattern that solved it if I just kept repeating it) before we landed in New York.

    Both were great fun, though :)

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    1. Re:Pyraminx & Missing Link by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

      Pyraminx was trivial. Rubic's Revenge, though - /that/ was a puzzle of evil. I got to the point where I could solve the Cube in under a minute, but it always took me hours to get the Revenge into a solvable configuration.

    2. Re:Pyraminx & Missing Link by mforbes · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there's something I forgot to say in that previous post-- I'm -horrible- at trying to imagine what happens to forms when shifted in three dimensions. On standardized tests, I (like most /.ers, I imagine) score very highly in nearly every category-- but when it comes to spacial relations, I'm well below average. So the fact that I could solve -either- of those puzzles on my own tells you they -had- to be easy.

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  90. Meccano by fiannaFailMan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I loved my big Meccano kit.

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    1. Re:Meccano by Sirius · · Score: 1

      I second that (Erector Set on this side of the pond).

  91. yeah... by heistgonewrong · · Score: 0

    So Johnny, what do you want Santa to bring you this year? A super cool retro GYROSCOPE?!?!?!?!?!?! Or that new game thing... you know, the Nintendo... ohh... what was it, "DS"? *Johnny kicks Santa in the shin*

  92. Yes, my son, you're getting a Sybian! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Now, *that's* what I call a classic toy!

    1. Re:Yes, my son, you're getting a Sybian! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shit, I thought you said *sibling*, the present that takes 9 months advanced planning and is much harder to hide under the tree.

  93. I spent a lot of time with... by mr_z_beeblebrox · · Score: 2, Funny

    what other classic toys do you remember from your youth that are still fun enough that kids will play with them today?

    Power outlets, broken glass and matches.

    1. Re:I spent a lot of time with... by johnlcallaway · · Score: 1

      I used to take the small lights off the Christmas tree strands, pull them out of their little sockets, and stick the bare wires in to the outlets. They glowed REEEALLLY bright for a very short period.

      And lets not forget lighter fluid. What good are matches without lighter fluid. I get nostalgic if someone uses a Zippo lighter and I get a whiff of it. I wonder if the round burn holes are still in the wood floor where I used to live....

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    2. Re:I spent a lot of time with... by jjoyce · · Score: 1
      Absolutely, and you don't have to spend lots of money for those. Don't forget these classics:
      • household cleaning solvents
      • glue
      • oil-based lubricants
      • gasoline
      • batteries
      • dry ice
      • hairspray
      • aerosol cans
  94. Lincoln Logs by kkrista · · Score: 1

    They were great. You could use them to make all kinds of things like cabins and err... more cabins. I love Lincoln Logs. They really spark the imagination.

    1. Re:Lincoln Logs by FlatBlack · · Score: 1

      I have three kids. 7, 5.5, and 2.5 years old. I purchased Lincoln Lumber for them last Christmas and they were not interested. They are great to step on but don't have the power to slice right through the flesh of one's foot like a Lego brick does.

  95. Re:Lego having a rough year by borkus · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you like Legos, this would be a good year to include Lego on your shoppng list. Sales for Lego have fallen over 25% in the last two years and the company is looking at a record setting loss for this year.

  96. Legos by Pontiac · · Score: 1

    Well I have a list here

    Legos (My girls have my old legos plus new ones we Bought)

    Hot Wheels

    Wooden Blocks

    Lincon Logs

    Tinker Toys

    Little People are still out there although changed quite a bit

    Barbie Dolls (They are girls, it can't be avoided)

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  97. Erector Sets by overshoot · · Score: 1

    Still, IMHO, the all-time classic. Digging around in my grandfather's basement I even came across a set that my uncles had used as kids, so (I even got permission) I added the parts to my own collection. If you think Legos let you build great stuff, you've never used an Erector set to put together a meter-high four-legged walker -- and that was forty years ago.

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  98. How about... by LWATCDR · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A bicycle?
    A tree house?
    Legos.
    Lincon Logs.
    Estes Model rockets.
    Cox Control line airplanes.
    Any of the new RC airplanes.
    Rubber band powered planes.
    Swing set and slide?
    Anything to get them out of the house and moving in the sun shine and fresh are and not sitting in front of the TV/Monitor.
    I have to say that toys that invole the real world beat the heck heck out of video games. I have to wonder what we are teaching our kids. Even the coolest Slashdot stories tend to involve things like making your own roller coaster in your backyard. A battle meck tree house. Or a full scale space ship in your back yard. Not sitting in front of Doom3 day after day.

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    1. Re:How about... by zx75 · · Score: 1

      This won't work down in Florida there, but up here in Canada... a small snow shovel and a clean roof! My father used to shovel off our roof into the backyard which would create a 4 or 5 foot house-long snowpile. Leave for a few hours and then tunnel in! Beats a treehouse by a mile any day!

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    2. Re:How about... by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1
      I have to say that toys that invole the real world beat the heck heck out of video games. I have to wonder what we are teaching our kids.
      Heh, you mentioned R/C planes too, which reminds me of an interview I read recently with one of the world's leading scale R/C modellers. The guy was driving a turbojet-powered R/C model of an F18 up and down the street. Every now and then some kids on bicycles passed this model, but didn't spare it more than a glance. Dunno, but in my days any R/C airplane (or even a control line one) had the all neighbourhood's kids out in force to gape at it (including the girls, I might add)
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    3. Re:How about... by silicon+not+in+the+v · · Score: 1

      Really, you said it all with the bicycle. I guess this isn't something you can get for Christmas very often, but every kid needs a great bike to play around on--a good BMX-style on/off road with the semi-knobby tires--not a road bike with the narrow tires. Really, that was the funnest "toy" I ever had because I would use it all the time. I built ramps to jump from and even actively searched for whatever kinds of little ridges I could find at the edge of a road, manhole covers, dirt trails, etc. that could be used for new jumps. It also got me well on my way to good coordination/balance by doing wheelies and other bike tricks. And of course, it goes without saying that it's a great way for the kids to stay healthy and in shape.

      I don't see many kids out riding bikes like that these days, and I wonder if it is because of the popularity of video games. I was born in 1977, so this would have been mid 80's when I was doing most of my biking. I also wonder if the overprotectiveness of parents is contributing to the decline in biking among kids. It seems like most kids I see riding around are wearing bike helmets. The parents are making them wear those, and I'm sure the kids think it looks totally dorky(well it does!) so they may not want to ride very much so they don't have to look dorky as often.

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    4. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in California, those dorky helmets are the law. However, both my dad and I have had massive off-road bicycling accidents, and would be dead if it weren't for a few shattered $30 helmets.

    5. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > Estes Model rockets.

      Awesome. I was about to suggest this.

      Estes Rockets

      It's harder and harder to find a place to shoot these things off without the neighbors calling the police, especially if you live in an urban environment or even most suburbs. Used to be able to go to schools after hours and do it, but now you'd be arrested as a terroist....

    6. Re:How about... by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      Road bikes are good also. I wonder how many kids might get into biking as a sport now that Lance Armstrong has become an international hero. BMX and ATBs are also great fun. Why should a kid only have one bike? As to looking dorky with helmets I have seen some pretty cool looking ones these days. I wear mine on the road or if I am doing serious off road riding. When I am just riding light single track I often go helmetless.
      With all the weight problems we seem to have in the US I have to think Videos and Video games are not helping. We as a whole need to get out more and move under our own power. I seek people DRIVING there kids two or three blocks to school bus stops.

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    7. Re:How about... by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      I don't see many kids out riding bikes like that these days, and I wonder if it is because of the popularity of video games.

      I think the main reason is that they are useless in a big city, and painful anyplace with lots of hills. The real use of bikes is not to visit a friend, but to a) go somewhere without a car, and b) explore. Both those are too difficult in hilly, spread-out areas.

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    8. Re:How about... by Chalupa · · Score: 1

      ...that great, dangerous standby:

      LAWN DARTS

      Chalupa

    9. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After being in America I've noticed that many cities seems to be designed only for cars to exist in. In many European (esp. Scandinavian cities) you can go everywhere by bike. People here in Sweden commute roughly as much by bike as by car.

  99. Mattel Electronic football by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I cant be the only one who was addicted to this game for at least a week, and the baseball one too.
    http://www.areyougame.com/interact/Mattel_Cl assic_ Football_2_Electronic_Hand-Held_Game__iMA43567.htm l
    I used to thing this game was amazing, I was in a target a while ago and so they had re-released it, so I picked it up, thinking oh, this is so cool and retro, I'll get it, I played it again and couldn't do it, it was the lamest thing I had ever seen, I couldn't believe this was hours of entertainment, 20 + years ago.

  100. chemistry set by cbdavis · · Score: 2

    My favorite Xmas toy. But, I would guess that the PC police has outlawed this. Way too much fun if you are nerdy. Hey, you even get chlorine gas from clorox if you work it right.

    1. Re:chemistry set by kb1cvh · · Score: 1

      Where can one get a fun Chemistry set now?
      I remember the alcohol burner.
      I had fun later with metallic sodium, organic synthesis, and Quantitative Analysis.

      Liability sure is a bummer. But then again, I don't want my eight year old son burning the house down.

      What are the coolest Chemistry/Physics/Electronics sets for the 8-9 year old crowd ?

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    2. Re:chemistry set by radish · · Score: 1

      I was always useless at Chemistry, but don't you just need something to liberate the Cl from the Clorox? I thought there were other household products (acid based cleaners?) which did the job. I remember my teacher saying that the reason for the warnings on bleach bottles saying "don't use with other products" were to prevent accidental release of Cl2.

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    3. Re:chemistry set by radish · · Score: 1

      Oh and another thing....why do you say "the PC police"? There's nothing non-PC about chemistry sets. I can imagine the "won't somebody think of the children" paranoia crowd getting worked up about it, or even the homeland security everyones-a-terriorist nutjobs, but not the PC crowd.

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    4. Re:chemistry set by Phrack · · Score: 1

      I've seen some limited ones at Michael's (craft store). Some of them specifically designed for crystal growing and such.

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  101. Train Sets are classic geek by davidwr · · Score: 1

    Geekdom owes a lot to MIT Model Railroad Club of half a century ago.

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  102. Don't forget Voltron by style7711 · · Score: 0

    Voltron had some great toys. And I mean the Voltron made out of tigers not the space one. To me Voltron only came second to GI JOE. Speaking of robot toys. At the same time of Voltron I used to watch this cartoon Transor Z. Did anyone ever have any of these toys? I never saw one. Maybe the female robot with it's breast missles raised to many eyebrows.

    1. Re:Don't forget Voltron by mink · · Score: 1

      For TranzorZ try searching for it's Japanese name Mazinger.

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  103. Red Rider BB Gun? by ZipR · · Score: 1

    Isn't that THE classic Christmas toy?

    1. Re:Red Rider BB Gun? by hanakj · · Score: 0

      Yes, but you'll put your eye out!

      And watch those BB's, they run all over!

  104. Monopoly! by Mad_Rain · · Score: 1

    Monopoly - since 1934, over 5 billion little green houses have been built!

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    1. Re:Monopoly! by hey · · Score: 1

      Sure, other board games, like Risk, Clue, Scrabble.

  105. Erector set, and slot cars! by Darth+Muffin · · Score: 1
    The kind with the steel girders, nuts and bolts, pulleys, gears, motors, etc.

    Lots of fun playing with that when I was a kid.

    The other big toy in the house (besides Legos, already mentioned) was electric slot cars (Tyco, AFX, etc). We had enough track to run all around the basement, and even up the walls :)

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    1. Re:Erector set, and slot cars! by FlatBlack · · Score: 1

      These are two I didn't think of. Ever ask for a Tyco race track and get the hotwheels strips instead? By New Year's I had already been cracked with the orange highway several times. A buddy of mine purchased a slot car track from Australia (I'm in the US) that was around $500. It was so tits. Took up a whole room. Erector sets are cool but take forever to build something. Maybe that is a good thing. If my youngest tries to wreck the tower his brother built, I'll be hauling him off to the ER to have the metal extracted from his chest instead of simply listen to a 5 year-old freak.

  106. And the best part! by spyrral · · Score: 1

    Your kid will despise you!

  107. toys are evil by theMerovingian · · Score: 5, Interesting


    Toys represent everything that's wrong with modern western civilization. They enforce the notion that there is a difference between "work" and "play".

    Toys are an artificial construct popularized by the Rockefeller and Carnegie foundations in the late 1800's. The inherent psychological principle is that if you mentally dissociate your job from the context of your normal life, then you are willing to put up with a constant low level of dissatisfaction in exchange for a reward of "play time" or "toys".

    Thus, by encouraging your children to "play", you are psychologically destroying them and reducing their future potential to that of an assembly line worker. People endure 40-60 hours of pure crap every week of their lives with the dubious reward of "vacation", or a nice car, or time to watch TV as their only reward. Toys simply lay the groundwork for this type of pathological motivation.

    What's the solution for this madness? Teach your children to enjoy working hard to accomplish their independent goals. Learning and discovery and adventure are rewarding without the need for false constructs. Hard work and proportional reward are the foundations of our country, and the entrepreneurial spirit should be encouraged at a very early age. Teach your children to live and enjoy life, rather than to simply endure it.

    But, failing all that, buy them a Nintendo 64 and Goldeneye... that game rocks my face off.

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    1. Re:toys are evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I honestly have no idea if you are trying to be sarcastic or not... which is it?

    2. Re:toys are evil by echocharlie · · Score: 1

      I know your post was meant in jest, but I'm curious why you say "modern western civilization". Toys have been around since the dawn of time. Baby rattles are available around the world, not just in the west.

    3. Re:toys are evil by maiden_taiwan · · Score: 1, Funny

      Wow, Burgermeister Meisterburger reads Slashdot!

    4. Re:toys are evil by B5_geek · · Score: 1

      Or, if you are lucky (like I believe I am) you will find a job where you have fun.

      I love computers. After "working" on them for 8 hours, I go home and "play" on them for 10 more hours.

      I honestly can't believe these people actually pay me to do this job. I'd do the same thing if they only paid me minimum wage.

      I enjoy what I do.

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    5. Re:toys are evil by radish · · Score: 4, Funny

      Guess Santa always passed by your house, huh?

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    6. Re:toys are evil by style7711 · · Score: 0

      Wow that is the most absurd thing i've heard in a while.

      I love my job. I'm a software engineer that does R&D for a defense company. If anything my fondness for GI JOE helped me by brewing a love for military machines. Right now i have a can of playdoh and a JI GOE cobra viper (surpentor edition) sitting on my desk.

      Secondly, when i go I still play with my toys. They just take on different forms. I play video games pc and console, computer modding, and others.

      Everyone plays with toys. Adults usually just call them hobbies. I actually pitty the person who does not. There are a couple people at my job like that. What a sad life they lead.

    7. Re:toys are evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I honestly can't believe these people actually pay me to do this job. I'd do the same thing if they only paid me minimum wage.


      Jim, this is your boss. Times are tough at the company, so it was either lay you off, or find some other way to cut costs. Your pay has just been cut.

    8. Re:toys are evil by Zebbers · · Score: 1

      except that toys and "play" have been around for fair longer than industrialization and working class societies. In fact...animals have "play" and even toys. Have you ever played with a cat?

      I hope you don't reproduce. Play is essential to child development.

    9. Re:toys are evil by maiden_taiwan · · Score: 1
      For anyone who doesn't know: Burgermeister Meisterburger is the classic "Toys Are Evil" villain.

      "Toys are hereby declared illegal, immoral, unlawful AND anyone found with a toy in his possession will be placed under arrest and thrown in the dungeon. No kidding!"
    10. Re:toys are evil by discord5 · · Score: 1
      The inherent psychological principle is that if you mentally dissociate your job from the context of your normal life, then you are willing to put up with a constant low level of dissatisfaction in exchange for a reward of "play time" or "toys".

      I don't think that toys themselves are the cause of disasociation of work- and play-time, but the mentality parents give their children when it comes to toys. If you get toys that are both educational and entertaining (no, that doesn't include "Harry Potter legos") you can stimulate a child to get interested in other things.

      Also, the amount of toys parents buy for their children contributes to this. I don't know a single male person my age that didn't own a Transformer, but the ones that owned dozens are the ones that are most likely to make the distinction between work time being horrendous and relaxation time the ultimate goal.

      Thus, by encouraging your children to "play", you are psychologically destroying them and reducing their future potential to that of an assembly line worker.

      Playtime for me included also reading. Encouraging your kids to read books about things they like (or things they might like if they picked up a book every now and then) will get them interested in other things. Instead of buying the 50$ game, get a 50$ book on the working of the human body (a kids book, not an encyclopedia), or perhaps on astronomy. No, that doesn't mean every single kid needs to become a geek/nerd, but if you stimulate children to read, they'll make leaps in their education instead of small steps.

      People endure 40-60 hours of pure crap every week of their lives with the dubious reward of "vacation", or a nice car, or time to watch TV as their only reward.

      After I come home from work, I need some form of entertainment, even for a short while. I need to be able to divert my thoughts from work, or else I'll be pondering about some problem until I go to bed and wake up with the next morning. Man is not a machine designed to work all the time. I don't work in order to have a fast car, some expensive vacation, but in order to have food on my table and a place that has a roof to put that pesky table in. I enjoy my work to a certain degree, but if I can leave it in the office, you can be damned sure that I will.

      Teach your children to live and enjoy life, rather than to simply endure it.

      Failing that, use shock collars that are controlled by remote control and zap'm for being slackers.

    11. Re:toys are evil by Mordaximus · · Score: 0

      Toys represent everything that's wrong with modern western civilization. They enforce the notion that there is a difference between "work" and "play".

      Welcome back Mr. Katz, glad to see you're well, and that you've moved on from Columbine and 9/11. One question, are toys are ok for eastern civilization? I hear they have toys there too.

      Toys are an artificial construct popularized by the Rockefeller and Carnegie foundations in the late 1800's. The inherent psychological principle is that if you mentally dissociate your job from the context of your normal life, then you are willing to put up with a constant low level of dissatisfaction in exchange for a reward of "play time" or "toys".

      Toys have been around for centuries, we've found them buried in ancient Egypt, Greece, Rome, Germany, England etc. Rockefeler and Carnegie may be attributed with many things, but not the invention of Toys.

      The two specific toys mentioned in the writeup were Rubik's Cube and a gyroscope. Rubik's cube help children to develop many analytical and mechanical skills . Gyroscopes hopefully at least impart some scientific curiosity. Which certainly outweigh any of the nefarious plots that you imply.

      Thus, by encouraging your children to "play", you are psychologically destroying them and reducing their future potential to that of an assembly line worker.

      Repeat that to yourself three times, then open your eyes and look where you posted this. Hint : News for nerds, stuff that matters? Geeks live here? Dreamers. Peolpe who think outside the box. We've likely all had lots of toys in our lives. Lot of rocket scientists and starship captains, not too damn many assebly line workers though. Christ, this place is chock full of people who work for FREE, where the only reward is a job well done! You might want to either rethink your theory or put it somewhere that is not self defeating.

      People endure 40-60 hours of pure crap every week of their lives with the dubious reward of "vacation", or a nice car, or time to watch TV as their only reward. Toys simply lay the groundwork for this type of pathological motivation.

      People "endure" pure crap for 40-60 hours a week so that they can enjoy the dubious rewards of food, shelter and clothing.

      What's the solution for this madness? Teach your children to enjoy working hard to accomplish their independent goals. Learning and discovery and adventure are rewarding without the need for false constructs...

      Absolutely important lessons to teach your children. This has nothing to do with toys. Toys can and have been valuable learning tools for children. Toys help and encourage childern to learn and discover. Allow them to "live" adventures they otherwise could not. Same with adults too.

      I must say that I feel sorry for your (maybe furture) children if this is truely your attitude. I don't know who shaved your GI Joe's head, but you might want to rethink your philosophy before robbing them of an important learning and development tool.

    12. Re:toys are evil by asr_man · · Score: 1

      Toys...enforce the notion that there is a difference between "work" and "play".

      by encouraging your children to "play", you are psychologically destroying them

      Uh, no Mr. Burns. Toys enable children to engage in imaginitive play (some toys better than others). And there most certainly needs to be a difference between work and play here. Like when the ankle biters are all shooting their toy guns at each other.

      Toys are an artificial construct popularized by the Rockefeller and Carnegie foundations in the late 1800's.

      But Mr. Burns, toys have been around a lot longer than the industrial tycoons that we so lazily use as scapegoats for society's ills.

      I don't doubt you spend 40-60 hours a week on pure crap, but don't blame it on your exposure to toys.

    13. Re:toys are evil by Hans+Lehmann · · Score: 1
      then you are willing to put up with a constant low level of dissatisfaction in exchange for a reward of "play time" or "toys".

      And 100,000 years ago people were willing to put up with a constant risk of being trampled by a mastodon in exchange for a reward of "dinner". So what.

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    14. Re:toys are evil by bored_lurker · · Score: 1
      Toys are an artificial construct popularized by the Rockefeller and Carnegie foundations in the late 1800's.

      Are you for real? Every museum I have ever been in has toys from through out the ages, transcending not only time but cultures. Think glass marbles where invented by Carnegie? Egyptians had them. Think dolls where invented by Rockefeller? Who through out history has not had them?

      And yes, I did see that you said made them popular but I would say be the ubiquitous nature of them they were already popular.

      The inherent psychological principle is that if you mentally dissociate your job from the context of your normal life

      Come on. Even nature shows this to be the absolute opposite of the truth. Why do Lion cubs, puppies and every other cute little animal out there fight play? Because they are learning, not becoming disassociated. The point with toys is to encourage them to learn with them. There is nothing evil about that.

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    15. Re:toys are evil by orac2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Best. Troll. Ever.

      I tip my hat to you, sir!

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    16. Re:toys are evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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      Toys are an artificial construct popularized by the Rockefeller and Carnegie foundations in the late 1800's. The inherent psychological principle is that if you mentally dissociate your job from the context of your normal life, then you are willing to put up with a constant low level of dissatisfaction in exchange for a reward of "play time" or "toys".
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      Bullshit.

      Playthings have existed for thousands of years, they predate human civilization. The desire for pointless and unproductive recreation is innate to a variety of species. There's no conspiracy by rich people to ruin our lives here, it's a biological instinct that manifested in man-made toys several millennia before these two jokers were even a speck in the mind of God.

    17. Re:toys are evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guess you've never watched children play.

    18. Re:toys are evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The desire for pointless and unproductive recreation is innate to a variety of species.

      It's like pulling out after sex. (Or using contraception). I wonder if the original poster thinks that you should only have sex for the purpose of procreation and nothing else.

    19. Re:toys are evil by iota · · Score: 2, Funny


      Toys represent everything that's wrong with modern western civilization. They enforce the notion that there is a difference between "work" and "play".


      I guess the producers at EA read Slashdot after all...

    20. Re:toys are evil by zenofjazz · · Score: 1

      I agree with all your points but one... You seem to not understand that you are "the cat's" toy, not vice-versa.
      *grin*

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    21. Re:toys are evil by fleener · · Score: 1

      Ahhh, teach kids to enjoy hard work... so they can... what? Work 80 hours a week for The Man? No thanks!

    22. Re:toys are evil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Guess Santa always passed by your house, huh?

      I'm Jewish, you insensitive clod!

    23. Re:toys are evil by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

      plz mod up, gold right here folks!

    24. Re:toys are evil by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      Children need to play, games like Tetris, Dr. Mario and Yoshi Cookie involve thinking and why not use a fun game to work out the mind?

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  108. Really Classic by StarWreck · · Score: 0

    How about a baseball bat and a baseball...
    How about a Jungle Gym?
    How about some green plastic Army Men?
    How about a playskool playset?(Farm, Town, Airport, Circus Train)
    How about a bouncy ball?

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  109. Electronics Kits by Lev13than · · Score: 1

    Not exactly low tech, but definitely old school:
    Get your 10-12 year old kid hardware hacking with a 200-in-1 Electronics Kit, crystal radio kit etc... I still have my kits from 20 years ago stashed in the closet. These packages are an inexpensive way to teach kids what's behind the UI of electronic devices. They're also safe because it keeps kids away from 110/220v equipment. If nothing else, it'll keep them from tearing apart your electronics to see what's inside (or could give them the confidence to disassemble your stereo...).

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  110. My Christmas List by baconbit · · Score: 1

    M.U.S.C.L.E guys Serpentor (GI Joe) Slush Mug A Red Ryder carbine-action 200 shot range-model air rifle Garbage Pail Kids Chia Pet Stomper 4x4 Ranger Rick magazine

  111. I never had one... by Conception · · Score: 1

    But the erector set has a history of not only being fun, but sparking all sorts of engineering action in the brain for them youngsters out. I have no idea if you can find a place that sells them though.

  112. Toys of Chanukah past by msblack · · Score: 1
    Some of my favorite toys:


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    1. Re:Toys of Chanukah past by rworne · · Score: 1

      Wow. Were you born in the 60's?

      I remember those and:

      Gnip Gnop
      Micronauts
      AFX and Tyco slot racing sets
      Sizzlers and the big oval track
      Shogun Warriors and GI-Joe (with kung-fu grip!)

      and:

      SST's

      These were cars that were a plastic shell with a big-ass flywheel in the center. The flywheel was spun up by pulling a t-shaped ripcord that was inserted through the roof of the vehicle. Later models generated sparks from underneath.

      These were pure horror indoors because they were fast and had pretty good mass behind all that velocity too.

      There were also those Evel Knievel dolls and motorcycles that worked on a similar principle.

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  113. Lego by JustJon · · Score: 1
    Even after all these years, I still love playing with Lego.

    Between the ability to by bulk bricks, Technics, Mindstorms, etc. you can really build anything you think of.

    1. Re:Lego by jonwil · · Score: 1

      If you want basic bricks then (depending on where you live) you can still get buckets or boxes of bricks or whatever.
      Plus some shops (i.e. LEGO brand shops in USA and some others in europe) have Pick-A-Brick which lets you get assorted individual pieces directly.
      Not to mention service packs at shop.lego.com

      And if you want sets that arent highly specialized as to what you can make, start with the Designer line
      http://guide.lugnet.com/set/?qc=lego/system/ design er&qn=20

      And (as someone else pointed out) www.briclink.com is a GREAT source of parts and sets.

  114. Big Metal Trucks by nooch · · Score: 1


    Well, they may be educational for the blue collar kids, but I think the old school metal Tonka trucks were a lot of fun. The new plastic crap doesn't hold a candle to the metal trucks of my childhood. If it did hold a candle, it would probably melt.

    I took a stroll through the toy section at a store recently, and frankly most of the toys look like crap. The new Transformers are junk compared to the Autobots and Decepticons of 15+ years ago. I don't think it is just nostalgia, but a real decline in the quality of the toys. I am sure this holds true for many things, and is probably a reflection of modern manufacturing practices and cost cutting requirements, but everything seems so crappy now.

    I would like to get rubik's cube, but they make me angry. My 17 year old (female) cousin knows the trick but she isn't sharing. Guess I could google it.

    -J

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    1. Re:Big Metal Trucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm wondering how your cousin's gender and age are relevant.

    2. Re:Big Metal Trucks by nooch · · Score: 1

      Because teenage girls are stupid. What do you think I meant by including that information? Jeez. I can't include the information without being a sexist, agist, chauvinist pig. Thanks. You probably believe in gender equality. Well, let me know when you are able to post without the veil of Anonymous Coward. Then maybe your views/thoughts/opinions/questions, other than being troll-tastic, might be relevant. -J

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  115. I Know! by dteichman · · Score: 1

    Playboy magazine. Classic and still popular among kids.

  116. Blocks... just wooden blocks.... by parmenio · · Score: 1

    I see a lot of people touting Legos, and I agree. However, I also want to throw in just for good old wooden blocks. They are larger than Legos, so the younger tykes can use them without risk of swallowing them. Also, Legos snap together, and wooden blocks depend on finding the right balance when stacking to keep your structures sound.

    1. Re:Blocks... just wooden blocks.... by mr_snarf · · Score: 1

      I remember we had heaps of 'metric blocks' at our primary school. Like, heaps and heaps. I assume they were for teaching counting or something. Thing is there were the 1x10x1 blocks. Then there were the 10x10x1 blocks, and then the 10x10x10 blocks. We used to make huge towers out of them, building in a 'destruction button', so a single 1x10x1 was supporting the main frame. Push the button, and the whole thing falls straight downards (sort of implodes). Was great fun, not very safe though :P (towers were larger than us!).

      The really good thing about making towers out of these however is learning to interact with other kids. Everyone starts of making their own tower, trying to make the hugest, but soon you all either run out of blocks or start having trouble keeping it stable. So, the kids start working together. Start discussing what the best design is, who does what and all that. Great way of teaching kids to work together.

      For christmas donate a shitload of these blocks to a kid's school. (I assume they have these in the US? I know they are used to teach metric stuff, but are normally used just for building :P)

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    2. Re:Blocks... just wooden blocks.... by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1
      You can go the whole hog and get 30,000 year old ancient kauri blocks :-)

      Or go for cheap pine I suppose.

    3. Re:Blocks... just wooden blocks.... by jcadow · · Score: 1

      Yes! Blocks! As kids my sibs and I always went for these first. We still have them 40 years later.

      We built towers, houses, marble raceways, roads, & other stuff. Our set came with rectangles, cubes, arches, columns, and wedges from 1" square to 2x4x24.

      Get maple ones - they feel nicer, don't splinter, and last forever. Check out http://www.barclaywoods.com/wooden_blocks_lg_fir.h tm for example.

  117. A Classic by Lbase · · Score: 1

    Is the ancient and honorable YoYo.

  118. Survival of the fittest by motorsabbath · · Score: 1

    Erector Sets with the little DC motor, and a chemistry set so you can mix all the "do not mix these together" chemicals together and see if you survive....

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  119. Simon rules! by static0verdrive · · Score: 5, Informative

    Anyone else remember Simon, the (highly addictive)electronic game where you have to repeat the beeping light tone sequences? Fun, great for toddlers to get into memory games and build ... ya know, character I guess. I loved it, and not only can you find it on Ebay but they apparently still sell it (albeit smaller now, and with a transparent plastic body to jive it up for the 90's...)

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    1. Re:Simon rules! by wkitchen · · Score: 1

      I found that I could get higher scores by closing my eyes and playing it by sound alone.

    2. Re:Simon rules! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer Merlin to Simon. More games.

    3. Re:Simon rules! by ottergoose · · Score: 1

      Simon for OS X.

      My friend wrote it. It's a fun little app.

    4. Re:Simon rules! by DevolvingSpud · · Score: 1

      I was too dumb for that - I could only play with this version.

      I was *really* good though.

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    5. Re:Simon rules! by abb3w · · Score: 1
      Anyone else remember Simon

      Apparently.

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    6. Re:Simon rules! by altek · · Score: 1

      90's???

      Dude... Must be time to get out of Mom's basement, shave the beard, and stop muttering 'rm -rf *' when waiting in a long line at the supermarket (with a cart full of ramen and mountain dew). ;)

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    7. Re:Simon rules! by apt142 · · Score: 1

      I find I play better these days by remembering the pattern in two bit binary or if I stretch a little base 4.

      I know this sounds like a bit out there but, it's easier for me to remember 3241 than beep boop bop bleep.

    8. Re:Simon rules! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can get a version with plastic mat with colors/symbols on it. The mat is touch sensative. The lights and sounds come from a box at the edge of the mat.

      Overall this version is a bit like all those dancing games they have at arcades, except its uses the rules of simon.

      It great for 2-5yr olds. Encourages memory, dance/excercise and can be played alone or in a group.

  120. Lots of options by calibanDNS · · Score: 1

    Here are a few things that spring to mind. I have two youner brothers-in-law (12 and 13) that I need to find gifts for and they are particularly hard to shop for.

    Legos - This is a classic. I'd stay away from the sets that are designed to build a single item and try to buy bulk lego boxes. If you have a technically curious child to shop for, the Lego Mindstorms kits are awesome. Link here.

    A model train set. For a kid interested in learning about this kind of thing, it's a great experience. This isn't a gift for everyone; I think most kids wouldn't give it a second look.

    A Bicycle. Every kid should have one (provided you live somewhere that it's reasonable to ride). Lots of excercise, time outdoors, and a good social activity.

    This is a little offtopic from your original question, but don't forget about not-so-classic but still fun toys. Two years ago I gave my brothers-in-law a copy of Ico for the PS2 and they fell in love. Their parents basically bought them whatever video game they wanted, which amounted to whatever was popular at the time. I like to think that I opened them up to the idea of playing games that required a little more thought than the average shooter. They've started buying less mainstream games since then, and I think it's helped them become more well rounded (they went from 'Halo is t3h best ever!' to 'Hey, have you tried Katmari Damacy?') which is a refreshing change. I'm not saying that one video game did that - I also made a point to show their mom the ESRB ratings on the games that she'd been buying them. Being educated about what's available for your kids is important, and it's nice to see Slashdot encouraging folks to look into not-so-hip but good presents.

    Can anyone recommend any great games that have come out recently that will generally get overlooked due to the flashier titles (e.g. HL2, Halo2, Metroid Prime 2, etc)?

    1. Re:Lots of options by calibanDNS · · Score: 1

      Hate to reply to my own post, but I didn't want to start a new thread.

      Anyway, I completely forgot about board games! Risk, monopoly, chess, all of these are fun. Also, they just released a 1990s version of Trivial Pursuit, just in case you want to start training junior to be the next Ken Jennings...

  121. Begs the question... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This doesn't "beg the question." It "asks the question," "suggests the question," or, "poses the question." Begging the question is a different concept.

    petitio principii

  122. Re:Tonka, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Nerf toys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about one of those electric vibrating football tables rather than Madden 2005.

  123. construction toys by peter303 · · Score: 1

    I spent days building the classic construction toys like Erector Sets, Kenner Panel and Girders, and Legos. Alas, some of these are banned as too dangerous with swallable small parts.

  124. Capsula by Ann+Coulter · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If they still make Capsula sets, try getting one. They are modular units that allow one to create mechanical devices and vehicles. I don't know if they are still being made, but I used to love them when I was a kid.

    1. Re:Capsula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It's capsela, and I loved em' too:

      www.discoverthis.com/capsela.html

    2. Re:Capsula by Phishcast · · Score: 1
      I loved my Capsela set too. Somehow what really sticks in my memory is pulling those plastic connectors off the capsules with my teeth when they got stuck.

  125. Hot wheels! by ffunky · · Score: 0

    I used to build towns with legos, and race my hot wheels around in them.

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  126. Don't Forget Tinker Toys by jangobongo · · Score: 1

    ?.Jly has accumulated about 4 different sets of Tinker Toys in various incarnations. My three kids play with them often. Anything that they can use their creativity with is good. Other classic toys that my kids like include:

    Tinker Toys
    Playdoh
    Building blocks
    Lincoln Logs
    Legos
    K'nex (not necessarily a classic, but will be)

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  127. Might I suggest: by longbot · · Score: 0

    Legos, Tinkertoys, Capselas (if you can find them anymore).

    I remember much youth mispent building things with any and all of those three. :)

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  128. Big cardboard box by nuggz · · Score: 1

    I liked my big cardboard boxes.
    One year I even got a set of large cardboard bricks to build a house.
    So I'd play lego inside my own cardboard block house.

    The other toy I like a lot are balloons. Every two year old I know thinks it is funny that I bounce a balloon off their head, over and over.

    And of course at christmas a hockey stick, hockey net and a road hockey ball.

  129. model trains by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    unfortunately, my kids consider model trains and slot cars to be beneath contempt. I don't even bother setting them up any more.

  130. How come by geekoid · · Score: 1

    no one has mentioned LEGO? ;)

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  131. Nanny by b374 · · Score: 1

    How about a blonde 20 years old nanny... Great toy for both kids and fathers...

  132. Making kinematics fun it's...NERF! by Onimaru · · Score: 1

    I remember as a kid, I always wanted to know how things worked (and I ended up in IT...go figure). Anyway, my dad figured this out pretty quickly after I disassembled my 15th transformer.

    His solution was to get me a lot of toys that relied on principles of physics to work. Nerf projectiles, particularly the stomp on me to shoot a projectile from h=0 types, are really fun. It's like playing the artillery game in real life. Also, boomerangs, kites, home-made electromagnets, microscopes, lawn darts, croquet sets, giant styrofoam planes...all these things are both educational and genuinely fun.

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  133. Magnifying glass by drdanny_orig · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's a known fact: boys from 7 to 70 _love_ to play with a big magnifying glass, say 4" or larger diameter. Remember looking in the mirror with one huge eye? Discovering you can project images onto a wall? Or best of all, frying ants on the front sidewalk? It's all still fun!

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    1. Re:Magnifying glass by mbbac · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm an ant, you insensitive clod!

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    2. Re:Magnifying glass by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      More fun is getting your hands on a scientific 14 inch glass magenifying glass. My dad brough one home from the army.

      It felt like carrying a huge rock, but I swear I could set wet grass on fire with it.

      I remember playing with it for a couple hours and then going inside and panicking because I could not see. the brigh spot was so bright that I gave myself temporary blindness (snow blindness) from it.

      probably did damage myself, but it was insane fun until it was stolen.

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    3. Re:Magnifying glass by simon_clarkstone · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I have (at home) the *best* fire-starting lens: a square plastic "flat" (with concentric circular ridges) lens about 45cm == 18in across, from an overhead projector, but found (with ~10% broken off) in a junkyard. When used the right way round, it is so powerful that viewing the spot leaves temporary dots on your eyes *even through a welding glass*. I have perfected the "shadow maximising" technique of burning things not on a flat surface but in mid-air. You can even burn rocks or concrete with it.

      I always store it between books, in a huge brown-paper envelope that my copy of Knuth came in, just for safety.

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    4. Re:Magnifying glass by dj245 · · Score: 1
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  134. Re:Lego having a rough year by Neil+Watson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That's not suprising. Many recent Lego products lack complexity and imagination, especially the movies sets like Harry Potter and Star Wars. They are also much more expensive than I remember.

  135. Great classic (read 80s) toys by Zorilla · · Score: 1

    How about...

    (Insert cheesy heavy metal bgm)

    Crossfire! Crossfire! You gotta get into the crossfire! (Heavy metal scream) CROOOSSFIiIiIRrRrRE!

    Just make sure you kid isn't the one on the opposite side of the table who gets humiliated. Bad for self-esteem.

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    1. Re:Great classic (read 80s) toys by Enigma_Man · · Score: 1

      Hahaha. My friends and I will bring that up on occasion.

      "Cross-fi-yuuuh"

      -Jesse

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    2. Re:Great classic (read 80s) toys by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      Yeah, to this day, I still end up mentioning the classic kid going, "YEAAAAH!" in every toy commercial from the 80s.

      Unless of course it was a Milton Bradley commercial. "I WIN!"

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  136. Jarts by Night+Goat · · Score: 1

    The metal ones we used to have were called Jarts. They were OK. I still prefer croquet.

  137. Good ole Legos by Wyldstar · · Score: 1

    I remember growing up with Legos/Duplos. Didn't have to be any of the special sets like they have now, just the big bucket and I'd be lost for hours....

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  138. Orange Hot Wheels track. by jestered1 · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Something that I would love to buy for my kids (but can't find) is about 100 feet of that orange track for Hot Wheels model cars that I had back in the day. I don't want the $25 1'x1.5' Shark-Rocket-Blast-em' kit or whatever. Just track we can run off the couch, down the stairs, and off a pile-of-books ramp.

    Mattel, why hast thou forsaken me?

    1. Re:Orange Hot Wheels track. by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      I believe you mean something like this Foxtrot?

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  139. a REAL kaleidoscope ... by foobsr · · Score: 1

    ... I mean a true phsical instance with moving parts :), not a virtual one.

    CC.

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    1. Re:a REAL kaleidoscope ... by FlatBlack · · Score: 1

      Give a kid LSD?

    2. Re:a REAL kaleidoscope ... by foobsr · · Score: 1

      Myself is still undecided (about half a century later) whether this kaleidoscope (which I still have) was harmful or not :)

      CC.

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  140. Simon! by querencia · · Score: 1

    Simon is the classic toy that has 4 big buttons. The buttons flash and play tones in sequence, and the game is to repeat the sequence. It starts with one button/tone and adds one at each step. After the computer plays the sequence, you play it back by hitting the buttons -- if you mess up, you lose.

    This is an awesome toy to build memory skills. It is also great for musical skills -- I used the tones to remember the sequence, and I subsequently had an easy time with musical instruments memorizing tunes.

    Best of all, there is a new Simon on the shelves now. If you flip it over, it has a new "head-to-head" Simon game, but the original game is still there on the front side, unchanged.

  141. Boxes by PineHall · · Score: 1

    You may be surprised to find out that one of the most popular "toys" that young children play with is the big box other toys came in. Year after year those boxes are a favorite.

  142. Radio Shack 100-in-1 electronics kit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That was a really great kit-100 different elecronic projects, suitable for kids, and educational, too!

    Seriously, I learned all kinds of stuff from that kit, skills and knowledge that have come in handy many, many times in real life.

    I don't know if they still make this anymore, but if they do, I would get one for my kid in a second!

  143. Re:Lego having a rough year by stratjakt · · Score: 1

    They don't make a "big bucket of generic lego" anymore, at least I can't find it at Toys'R'Us.

    All of their products are 10-piece kits that can only make one movie-tie-in thing and cost 29.99.

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  144. Yoshimoto Cube by Daedala · · Score: 1

    These cubes are great. The outer surfaces are flat and the inner surfaces are pyramids. They fold and unfold from a cube to a rectangle to two pretty stars. Then you put them back together. They're not really a puzzle so much as a piece of worry-geometry. I could spend hours fiddling with one.

    The stars are stellated rhombic dodecahedrons.

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  145. Dangerous toys were always the best... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BB Guns, slingshots, darts, lawn darts, boxing gloves, fireworks, etc...

    Man I miss being a kid.

  146. Air Blaster and Whee-lo by Torqued · · Score: 1

    The Wham-O Air Blaster. I had such fun with that as a kid in the early 70's.. of course, the cats hated it.. Since my currents cats have not had the pleasure of experiencing the Air Blaster, I may just have to build my own.

    I also enjoyed my Whee-lo - especially trying to see how fast I could get it to go...

    1. Re:Air Blaster and Whee-lo by Locutus · · Score: 1

      the ultimage air blaster was one which looked like a bazooka and had a red pump arm on the top. My older brother had one of these and I saw this in a photo a few years ago but can't find anything on it now.

      The Wham-O Air Blaster looks pretty cool but a shoulder held bazooka was dabomb.

      I remember the Virtibird helicopter toy being fun too.

      LoB

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  147. Legos only modded to 3?!?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Lordy, what are young 'uns these days playing with?

    Nothing - and I mean nothing - is a better toy for a kid than Legos. Especially a boy - and as a parent, let me tell you that there are differences between boys and girls. Anyone who says it's just environment or upbringing or education has an agenda - probably to fight reality. Period.

    As a kid, I had three or four shoeboxes full of various Legos, and a bunch of the big pieces that didn't fit in the boxes. I'd spend hours making all kinds of things from dinosaurs to race cars and taking them apart in various ways. Or play with my brothers and friends in making dinosaur race cars and having a smash-up derby with the cars. Last one in one piece wins!

  148. Mecano by Night+Goat · · Score: 1

    I saw a kit that sounds like what you're describing in one of those specialty gift catalogs that you only seem to get during the Christmas season. No idea what the name of the catalog is though, sorry.

  149. What about Log? by ThePolkapunk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Isn't everyone forgetting the greatest toy ever? The one always advertised during Ren and Stimpy cartoons? Log!!! It's log! It's log! It's big it's heavy it's wood! It's log! It's log! It's better than bad, it's good!

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    1. Re:What about Log? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A woodworker would have a field day. :)

    2. Re:What about Log? by FlatBlack · · Score: 2, Funny

      I kid you not, my younger cousin saw that cartoon and ask for Log for Christmas. I remember watching my grandpa etching the L O G into the bark. Duncan seriously had a log under the tree. He's since asked for consoles and guitars and such. Behold, the power of Television.

    3. Re:What about Log? by pegboy · · Score: 1

      I'm all of sudden reminded of the DIY Mr. Hanky Kit advertised in the first South Park Christmas Special...

      "Mommy I wish daddy was still around... "

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  150. Yo-Yos Yo-Yos and More Yo-Yos by GhengisCohen · · Score: 2, Informative
    I always suggest yo-yos.

    www.yoyoguy.com

    They also have Unicycles.

  151. 200-in-1 Electronics Lab by nautical9 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I toy I absolutely loved as a kid was the 200-in-1 Electronics Lab. It's basically just a bunch of raw electronics bits (diodes, transistors, resistors, a small numerical display, etc) all hookup up to little springs, a whole bunch of wires to connect pieces together, and a huge book with simple projects and diagrams on how to create little "apps".

    Hours of fun playing around with basic-level electronics, and you get to learn some stuff too!

    You used to see them all the time at Radio Shack and other stores, but I haven't seen one in person in over a decade. There are also different "sizes", but I can't recall what they are.

    1. Re:200-in-1 Electronics Lab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      So many hours of happy tinkering. I liked the circuit to give your victim an electric shock. I still remember my dad's reaction...

      And now, I'm sat here designing an RF T/R switch for an MRI scanner. Maybe it did teach me something.

    2. Re:200-in-1 Electronics Lab by borgasm · · Score: 1

      I have one of these.....and I learned more from it than any academic course

      Mind you I have 3/4 of an EE degree under my belt...

    3. Re:200-in-1 Electronics Lab by Norgus · · Score: 1

      I had one of these, was great fun. Although I don't think you could buy it for a kid thats too young, or someone with a short attension span.

    4. Re:200-in-1 Electronics Lab by JamesP · · Score: 1

      I have one of these...

      Payed 59.99 at a Radio Shack in N.Y. in 1996

      It's pretty cool, and fun to play. I guess it would be for kids 12-15, something like that... (teen, I mean)

      Ok, I was 14 when I bought it. Still have it. (it kind of doesn't work by now...)

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    5. Re:200-in-1 Electronics Lab by WhaThe · · Score: 1

      OMG did I love mine. Played with it longer than just about any other toy, with the exception of Lego possibly. I bought one for my son when I felt he was old enough but he never really got into it. Kids today, harumph!

    6. Re:200-in-1 Electronics Lab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.radioshack.com/category.asp?catalog%5Fn ame=CTLG&category%5Fname=CTLG%5F011%5F005%5F000%5F 000&Page=1

    7. Re:200-in-1 Electronics Lab by lpangelrob2 · · Score: 1
      Ha ha ha... it was after I was done playing around with one of these that I realized, "Holy crap, I can't become an electrical/computer engineer... I don't understand any of this!".

      Took a couple of EE courses in college, confirmed said theory... now I'm just a software developer.

      For sure, it was fun... I actually used mine as an alarm clock (it had a photosensor) for about three months after I built it, since that was one of the only ones I could understand the electrical diagrams for!

    8. Re:200-in-1 Electronics Lab by leighklotz · · Score: 1

      I toy I absolutely loved as a kid was the 200-in-1 Electronics Lab.
      Come join us over here

    9. Re:200-in-1 Electronics Lab by Bimo_Dude · · Score: 1
      You used to see them all the time at Radio Shack and other stores, but I haven't seen one in person in over a decade.

      This was the best gift I had ever been given. Years of entertainment using this, and then expanding into creating my own hacks using PC boards and general project cases from Radio Shack. Incidentally, I bought another 200-in-one kit for myself from Radio Shack about 2 years ago. I think they may still carry it.

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    10. Re:200-in-1 Electronics Lab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I feel deprived, I only had the 100-in-1 version. Had a lot of fun with it though. The lie dectector was the best project. Now that I have a BSEE, I guess it really did help me during those formulative years.

    11. Re:200-in-1 Electronics Lab by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The best thing I ever made out of that was a circuit that'd make our television get a lot of static on it. Sneaking that behind the couch and activating it during the folks' favorite shows was classic. Funny.. I wonder what happened to that..

    12. Re:200-in-1 Electronics Lab by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      I toy I absolutely loved as a kid was the 200-in-1 Electronics Lab.

      Yes! I had one of these (I think it was the "150-in-1", a little more old-school).

      I recall seeing a program about the state of science education in the U.S., where they went to graduation at some ivy league college and gave new graduates a battery, a lightbulb, and some wire, and asked them to make the bulb light up.

      For older kids, you could buy some proto-board and some of Forrest M. Mims III's electorics experiements guide, and a $20 gift certificate to your local Radio Shack (if you have one that has a decent parts department).

      IIRC only about 10% could do it. As a veteran of many hours with an X-in-1 electronics lab as a kid, I was (pardon the pun) shocked.

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    13. Re:200-in-1 Electronics Lab by Apathetic1 · · Score: 1

      They have newer versions of this idea intended for slightly younger kids. You get a board and some pieces that snap together (with regular clothing-type snaps). My little cousins have them.

      They don't do quite as much as the real ones (I have two, one of which my dad had from the 1960s) but a four year old is not as likely to injure him or herself or fry the components.

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    14. Re:200-in-1 Electronics Lab by nothingtodo · · Score: 1

      I had one too, although it wasnt a radio shack one. Mine was in a little wooden box and had a little latch holding the top closed. Same spring terminals though. Anyone remember the old radio shack electronic kits? These were maybe a 6 inch diameter plastic breadboard, and components you plugged into it and wired up. I don't think soldering was required. I had one that made LEDs blink in sequence and my older brother had one that was a sound detector.

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  152. Learning Box Sets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Chemistry Set?
    Electronic Circuits Learner's Kits?
    Robotic kits?

  153. Too early by Starji · · Score: 1

    Can we please worry about christmas AFTER Thanksgiving please. Thank you.

  154. Megabloks by Gulthek · · Score: 1

    Megabloks are the new lego, now that lego is focused on specialized piece models.

    Check out the awesome dragon series.

  155. K'NEX are great! by birk_man · · Score: 1

    We got our kids a large K'NEX kit http://www.knex.com/ last Christmas. It was enjoyed so much we added another big kit at birthday time.
    Highly recommended.
    Even though our kids were only 5 1/2 years old at the time, they could handle it quite well with just the occassional assistance from a parent in getting a difficult piece assembled.
    Like LEGO, K'NEX has the generic kits for building whatever you can imagine but also the special kits for building monsters/fighters/etc. As with LEGO, I'm a big generic fan.

    1. Re:K'NEX are great! by corngrower · · Score: 1

      K'NEX are based on the older Tinker Toys. K'NEX are much better.

    2. Re:K'NEX are great! by amulder · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      They don't fit the original posters definition of "classic", as they haven't been around for decades. However, I think they are just as good at Lego in termns of stimulating creativity, and offering a huge variety of options.

  156. Legos by Bequita · · Score: 1

    How can you forget the classic toy Legos? I spent three years stealing my brother's Pirate legos to create the perfect Final Fantasy 2(e) airship. Not to mention the hours that my brother and I spent creating castles and keeps and little lego armies, (and some really pretty cool prisons, especially when those lego skeletons showed up). We set them up on big pieces of plywood on either side of the staircase up into the attic, and put a narrow strip of plywood over the stairs for a bridge, and conducted campaigns.

    But he quickly got too cool to play with either Legos or his sister.

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  157. lincoln logs by cjsteele · · Score: 1

    ...hells yes! and legos!

    anything you can build with.

    -C

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  158. Back to the Future by Zemplar · · Score: 1

    "Toys? Where we're going, we won't need toys"

  159. Checkers, Chess, Scrabble, and Monopoly by SoftwareJedi · · Score: 1

    I have three children, (7, 4, and 1 month). The 7 year old and 4 year old love these games. The like the way they have to think (read out-think dad). Nothing gives them greater joy than knowing they figured something out that they did not know before or that someone else did not notice when they were looking at the board.

  160. Do both by lowe0 · · Score: 1

    You want to challenge and stimulate their minds. Your kid probably wants the video games.

    Just do what my father did - give them a computer built out of all that spare hardware lying around. Make sure it can't play games to start, but have the hardware lying around to fix that.

    If they want those games, they'll get those mental powers going real quick.

  161. hrmmmm by Ogrez · · Score: 1

    what other classic toys do you remember from your youth that are still fun enough that kids will play with them today?

    BOOBIES!

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  162. Mr. Potato Head? by lunchboxj · · Score: 1

    Has anyone else noticed that way fewer kids play with Mr. Potato Head these days? Man, there's the generational gap for you...

  163. Adults? Playing Legos? by FortKnox · · Score: 1

    Sure, as a kid, I played legos a lot... but as an adult, I never got into them.

    I bought a big box of them for my two year old recently. Once he got it, I started playing with him to get him used to the different things you can do with legos... and I just couldn't stop.

    Yer damn right I plan on buying a whole lot more for him! Its a GREAT father-son activity!

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  164. All I wanted was ... by Chihuahuabot · · Score: 1

    an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle with a Compass in the stock.... .. but i'd probably shoot my eye out. =(

  165. Marklin trains by macbeth66 · · Score: 1

    at http://www.marklin.com/Any starter set will do. Trix is fine if it must be two rail.

  166. Move the stickers? jeesh! by way2trivial · · Score: 2, Informative
    twist a top 9 box about 20 degrees,
    now counter a side 9box, and apply a little pressure- POP! goes the corner..

    remove all pieces except the axes center pieces, and reassemble, along the way, study the fascinating mechanism that is a rubiks cube...

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    1. Re:Move the stickers? jeesh! by nizo · · Score: 2, Informative

      With the old orig. rubiks cubes you could pop off the white center cube's face to find a screw behind it. This made taking it apart/putting it back together much easier. Sadly the new ones don't seem to have this feature :-(

    2. Re:Move the stickers? jeesh! by Thud457 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Always remember to remove one of the 2-corner (as opposed to 3-corner) pieces and put it in backwards. And the scramble the cube so they don't catch it. Kids love when you do that!

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    3. Re:Move the stickers? jeesh! by kzinti · · Score: 3, Interesting

      ... remove all pieces ...

      And when you reassemble the cube, make sure you assemble it into a solved state... even if you know how to solve it. If you assemble it into a random state, there's only a 1 in 12 chance that it's solvable without another disassembly.

    4. Re:Move the stickers? jeesh! by Estragon · · Score: 1

      You left out the most important step! Before reassembling the cube, apply a little vaseline to the joints. Then reassemble. It greatly improves the "feel" of the mechanism.

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    5. Re:Move the stickers? jeesh! by Jetboy01 · · Score: 2, Funny

      no no no you'll never solve it like that, you have to do alternate corners... no not so fast, okay, now spin the middle side 'topwise'

    6. Re:Move the stickers? jeesh! by thebudgie · · Score: 1

      Strange... My granny's cube aleways had the yellow face pop off. Are you saying my aunts and my dad cheated at completing the original cube? ;P

  167. Lego Death! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fun with Legos!

  168. You are not only a Nazi, you are obsolete. by porkchop_d_clown · · Score: 1

    Like the word "hacker" the original meaning of "to beg the question" has been overwhelmed by the popular meaning.

    Resistance is futile.

  169. Gifts for a lifetime by RealProgrammer · · Score: 2, Insightful
    My list would have to include things that can be enjoyed on many levels, and are assured of a longer useful life:
    • Baseball, glove, and wooden bat. Instructions and lesson for care of same, including the esoterics of neatsfoot oil and pine tar.

    • Large box of generic legos. Forget the little men, just give in bulk, including the long pieces. Instructions and lesson for use and care of same, including the esoterics of planning the project before building it, so as not to run out of the aforementioned long pieces.

    • Pocket knife and sharpening stone. Instructions and lesson for use and care of same, including the esoterics of blade oil (and keeping it off aforementioned stone).

    • Estes Rocket. Instructions and lesson for use and care of same, including the esoterics of making it go faster through the use of pin striping and how to use a power strip as an ignition switch without causing electrocution.

    • Microscope. Instructions and lesson for use of same, including the esoterics of what's in saliva.

    • 50-in-1 electronic project kit. Instructions and lesson for use of same, including the esoterics of using the FM transmitter project to override the sibling's favorite FM station.

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    1. Re:Gifts for a lifetime by Epona · · Score: 1
      including the esoterics of neatsfoot oil and pine tar.

      Neatsfoot oil isn't esoteric, I use it everyday after I clean my boots to keep them soft and prevent water damage :)

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    2. Re:Gifts for a lifetime by RealProgrammer · · Score: 1

      You and I know all about neatsfoot oil, but to confer that knowledge on a child is a gift that will last forever, as is the memory of the lesson itself.

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  170. Old toys that I want under the tree.... by myz24 · · Score: 1
    If you want classic toys you gotta go 80's! http://www.inthe80s.com/toys/

    eBay has quite a few of what is listed there available such as

  171. Nahhh, Centuri! Re:Estes Rockets by StefanJ · · Score: 1

    Well, I built and flew both brands. But when it comes to cloning ancient out-of-production kits from my childhood, I build Centuri. The designs have a rakish retro charm.

    Look at my recreations of an Aero-Dart, and a Hustler. These flew on honking big black-powder F motors that had to be delivered by Railway Express. I was about nine when these went out of production, and never thought I'd get 'em. As it was, I had to turn the balsa parts on a lathe and cut the decals from colored tape. (These flew on modern composite motors.)

    StefanJ

    1. Re:Nahhh, Centuri! Re:Estes Rockets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate Centuri rockets. The damn fins kept falling off because the hard cardstock they used for fins was very non-porous and the glue wouldn't hold as opposed to the balsa finned rockets of Estes.

      Also, the Centuri rockets have as many neat variants as the Estes rockets: the camara rocket, the egg lofter (also good for moustronauts) and the funky one that transposed center of gravity with center of pressure at apogee so it flew up and tumbled down.

      Stylewise, I think the difference is Century rockets resemble actual military rockets and the Estes rockets are totally science fiction inspired and IMHO the Estes rockets are cooler.

  172. BB Gun by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

    An official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time

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    1. Re:BB Gun by scharkalvin · · Score: 0

      You'll shoot your eye out kid!
      HO HO HO!

  173. Erector Set by soapee01 · · Score: 1

    Not sure if these are still around, but I loved playing with it as a kid. Motors and sharp metal parts ...mmmmmmm

  174. Re:Lego (removed S so lego nazi's don't attack) by gfxguy · · Score: 1

    I agree... they are making very specific sets, with a lot of very specific pieces, which is contrary to what lego should really be (generic - make anything). On the other hand, I do like the sets that are not marketing tools...

    I like the train sets, including the old fashioned ones they have now, and for that reason I like the newest Harry Potter train - because it's a very traditional type of train.

    The problem is that there are plenty of cool pieces that you can only get in sets. Even the online store doesn't let you buy many of the things I'd be inclined to buy...

    I'd like to take this opportunity to point out that you can kill two birds with one stone with Lego train sets - both electric trains and Lego were my favorite things when I was little. Using these sets you have an excuse to build whole Lego cities.

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  175. Robots! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My five-year old and I have an extensive collection of Bionicle and Star Wars lego. Combine it with a motor or two from Inventor's kits and you have the ability to create stuff that's way WAY cooler than you can do with the basic bucket-o'-parts. If you've got a mechanical engineer for a kid (rather than an architect (plain legos) or a hacker (Mindstorms)), I'd go with the Inventor's kits and the Bionicles. Of course, the big problem with Bionicles is you need a critical mass of sets before you have enough parts to put together the really cool stuff...

  176. Good Old Fashioned... by Lansphere · · Score: 1

    Car, Ship, Airplane Models.

    1. Re:Good Old Fashioned... by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the firecrackers!

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  177. pogs are back. by mcmonkey · · Score: 0, Redundant

    This year's hot toy will be the Alf pog.

    1. Re:pogs are back. by Zorilla · · Score: 1

      You got modded offtopic. Apparently the mods don't watch The Simpsons.

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  178. Screw the kids, LEGO for ME! by TiggertheMad · · Score: 4, Informative

    I am an AFOL (Adult Fan of Lego), and I think that they are the coolist thing ever. Check out some of the more interesting LEGO sites on the net:

    http://www.brickshelf.com/cgi-bin/recent.cgi A massive gallery of uber cool models made by AFOLs. There are some really amazing models posted here.

    http://www.brickset.com/ A lego set refrence that has just about every lego set ever made. Want to get a list of every classic space set made in 1978? This is the place.

    http://www.bricklink.com/ Want 150 tan 1x3 bricks? Buy them individually from fellow collectors all over the world.

    http://www.lugnet.com/ LUGNET is the Lego User Group. It has an interface to all all of the Lego USENET groups, and is an easy way to keep on top of all the relevant lego news.

    http://shop.lego.com/ Of course there is LEGOs homepage. Online shopping, and all sorts of other interesting stuff. They just released a program on the lego site that allows you to build virtual lego models. That isn't really amazing, since LEGO cad programs have existed for years. However, they seem to be ramping up to allow people to build virtual models, and then order the parts to build them online! Every lego fan's dream come true...

    There is much more, but that is a quick rundown of some of the major sites. Indulge yourself, you know you want to....

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    1. Re:Screw the kids, LEGO for ME! by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Do you still get those catalogs every year that showed off the new model selections? I loved getting those in the mail. As soon as it showed up, I'd flip straight to the "Space" section, and look for the latest base or 10 guy moon rover. (The Lego characters never build anything small! ;-))

      It was a sad day the year they switched from building with flat plates and blocks to the large "hull" pieces for ships, castles, and bases. They canceled the $100 monorail at the same time, so I missed my chance at ever getting a Lego train set.

    2. Re:Screw the kids, LEGO for ME! by Dracoirs · · Score: 1

      I have the lego monorail and we put it together this summer while family was visiting for July 4th. It was displayed on the dinner table for everyone to enjoy. Of course, the kids got a kick out of running over lego guys with it. I was surprised the train still worked so well after all these years.

    3. Re:Screw the kids, LEGO for ME! by nwf · · Score: 1

      And my favorite, FBTB.net for all the Star Wars LEGO fans.

      I've been involved there for a few years. Good discussions and custom ships from the Star Wars universe. (Plus, a good way to keep up on the LEGO sales!)

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    4. Re:Screw the kids, LEGO for ME! by zoloto · · Score: 1

      Oh hell. I thought for a minute AFOL was your way of cursing "America Fucking On-Line" as if there were not better alternatives where you lived. Thank goodness b/c I was wondering what this was doing on a discussion about Legos. HAHA!

    5. Re:Screw the kids, LEGO for ME! by infinite9 · · Score: 1

      I missed my chance at ever getting a Lego train set.


      You mean like these? Lego trains are in sort of a revival at the moment. If I were you, I'd get a metroliner (or three) and some club cars before they go away. Also, check out the other legend sets. They're re-releasing some of the best lego sets from before the dark times, before juniorization.

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    6. Re:Screw the kids, LEGO for ME! by Scorchio · · Score: 1

      Lego is wasted on the kids. This year, my wife bought me a Lego advent calendar. I love her!

    7. Re:Screw the kids, LEGO for ME! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here is another link ... with a more um blasphemous bent http://www.thebricktestament.com/

    8. Re:Screw the kids, LEGO for ME! by stanmann · · Score: 1

      My wife and I got one too.. The Marriage that Legos together stays together.

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  179. Re: Still asking for Legos by billster0808 · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I'm 17, and I'm asking for legos for christmas. That 300 dollar Star Destroyer model would be awesome santa! http://www.starwars.com/collecting/news/2002/09/ne ws20020923.html

  180. just a few suggestions by miseryinmotion · · Score: 1

    This may be me finally hitting the "stay off my lawn" stage of my life, but oh well.

    Stay away from the chemistry set. It's interesting and educational, but once most kids find out they can't cause giant explosions or create acid that eats through anything, they'll put it in the closet and never open it again. Nerf, Super Soaker, and even Lego Bricks all seem to have been castrated since my childhood. Nerf is barely alive, Super Soakers only come in weak 'squirt gun' versions, and even Legos seem to have gone entirely into specialized custom piece and movie tie-ins instead of the plain bricks that sparked so much creativity.

    So with all the classic toys of my youth dying, what is left?

    Model Rockets: Fun, safe (you'll be there, sharing the experience with your kid), and the explosion factor will cause most kids to enjoy it.
    Marble Racing Sets: sort of an actual version of 'marble madness.'
    If they're old enough, get them a chess set and teach them how to play.

    But most of all, just spend time with your kid when he/she plays with the toys. They'll remember it for longer than you think.

  181. Lego train set by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's two classic toys in one gift!

  182. Xmas Fun by wom · · Score: 1

    I liked my magnet set (magic action at a distance!), made electric motor, rail gun etc. I also liked the model steam engine I got with various attachments, weeks of smelly fun. Watch that the boiler doesn't run dry though, the solder they use melts too easily.

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  183. POGS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone remember POGs? Yup yup...good times...

  184. You know for kids.... by E+Zimmer · · Score: 0

    a hoolahoop

  185. Here are a few. by Facekhan · · Score: 1

    Brio wooden train sets. Lionel and HO size electric trains. Lego and other building sets.

    1. Re:Here are a few. by Gwenna · · Score: 1

      I second Brio wooden train sets! Thomas the Tank Engine makes a compatible (and much cheaper) set of trains and tracks as well. I never had them as a kid, but a department store we shopped at had a huge set to play in the the kids' clothing department, and I could sit for hours with it.

      My husband and I gave a set to our 2 year old friend, but her parents said it would have to wait a few more months, as she was getting frustrated putting the tracks together.

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  186. Themed lego are good by geekoid · · Score: 1, Insightful

    People on slashdot have this knee jerk reaction to think that themed lego is bad.
    It is not.
    1) Great way to get a child interested in Lego
    2) You don't have to use the themed pieces as they where intended. When you see a child use those themed pieces in a creative way to create something that owuld have been IMPOSSIBLE to crate 20 years ago, you'll relize the themed piece can ADD to the imangination process.

    3) If A child only build a kit as per the intrustions, and them leaves them alone they weren't going to get anything out of Lego anyways.

    4) they help keep the Lego company around.

    Hah! Take that!

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  187. Classic as in oldschool: new Optimus Prime rocks! by Jtheletter · · Score: 1
    The 20th anniversary edition Optimus Prime is fantastic! The chest opens to reveal the matrix which lights up and can be removed and opened. The wheels have spring shocks, his mouth plate moves (identical movement to the animation) so you can make him talk. Tons more detail on everything, and his joints are quite flexible, more posable than most action figures out there, plus individual fingers!

    And of course he still transforms into one bad-ass semi.

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  188. Re:Lego having a rough year by Gwenna · · Score: 1

    I have read that each new Lego set needs to include a new piece. After how many years of new sets, I would imagine this would get pretty difficult, and would explain why some sets come with pre-built walls and weird (dumb) stuff like that.

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  189. Toys I Remember by AnXan · · Score: 1

    The following list comes to mind: Light Brite Legos Tinker Toys Etch-A-Sketch Rubik's Cube Erector Set (metal one with nuts and bolts) and of course the Red Ryder BB Gun (you'll shoot your eye out)

  190. Homemade toys by Organism · · Score: 1

    I'm going to be getting me a load of dowell, some rubber bands and make some transtegrity sets like these.

    Christmas presents should provide fun on Christmas day, and shouldn't be so expensive that the recipient feels bad about chucking them on boxing day.

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  191. Re:Lego having a rough year by macrom · · Score: 1

    I was mentioning the steep price of the big Lego kits to my mother the other day. She commented that Lego sets were equally expensive when I was a child. The main catch is that sets now come with a high number of specialized parts that are only good for the set they come with. Where else will you use the battlements from the Harry Potter castle unless you want to make a freaky-looking brown Tie Fighter?

    My favorites were always the space sets, and I remember getting a handful of specialized parts (like the doors, the windows, the engines, etc). For the most part, though, you got a crap load of generic bricks that you could use to build your own stuff.

  192. A gun! by thebra · · Score: 1

    Red ryder bb gun with compass in stock...
    Daisy
    And get the DVD Christmas Story to go along with it.

    1. Re:A gun! by emtboy9 · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but you'll shoot your eye out, kid.

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  193. peace on earth by ReagansUndeadBrain · · Score: 1

    but war & pestilence will do if you're in a pinch 5pm on xmas eve

  194. Staying Power! by abb3w · · Score: 1
    Let me add in to legos praises: they LAST. True, kids will lose some pieces, but usually not too many-- and those sometimes turn up again later. My parents started buying legos in 1970 or so. Aside from one small box around 1973 (when Lego briefly switched plastics, until realizing the new one was lousy), all of the massive collection Legos bought for us are still perfectly usable, some 10000 pieces or so. My older sister's kids rebuilt my LL924 Space Cruiser and several other sets last Christmas, and I expect that most of the pieces will survive until either I or they start having kids in turn. They're good for thousands of hours of entertainment.

    How many of those battery powered gizmos will still work at all in five years, much less thirty? Although, come to think of it, there's an old pre-Technics Lego gears-and-motor set in our stuff that still works....

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  195. Magic Designer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Generates curves from harmonic motion via mechanical arms and a rotating turntable. Real metal construction w/paper discs for output.
    (Picture (scroll down) and instruction sheet here, please be gentle!)

    Predated the Spirograph, which draws epicycloids. Magic Designer appears to be out of production, but you might find one on ebay. (And yes, I still own mine, and no, it's not for sale.)

    When I grew up, I wrote a Magic Designer emulator in Pascal as a class project.

  196. Toy trains! Skip the UL listing! by xtype2.5 · · Score: 1

    Can't go wrong with big Lionel toy trains! Get the old transformers that you can also use to electro weld with. We don't need no stinking UL labels! Smoke, 290 Watts of AC under the aluminum tinsel of the tree is great fun for all!

  197. MANY alternatives to Lego by museumpeace · · Score: 1

    A local store Massachusetts has a bewildering variety of construction toys...Forget yer kids: Buy these things for yourself and let them see you having a great time with them!

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  198. Then look at lego designer line by TiggertheMad · · Score: 4, Informative

    Lego is actually listening to people like you. They released the Designer series that has a lot of great basic bricks. You tend to get more bricks for the buck, and less hyper-specialized pieces.

    There alot of people in the Adult Fan Community that have been saying this for yeats, and lego is paying attention.

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    1. Re:Then look at lego designer line by Neil+Watson · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Then look at lego designer line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There alot of people in the Adult Fan Community that have been saying this for yeats

      Yeah, I guess someone has to speak for Yeats, he is dead after all, and did not have the opportunity to write about legos in his time.

  199. HAHAHHAHA by geekoid · · Score: 1

    to late lady.
    We call them Legos.
    People are going to call them Legos regardles of which company made the inteconected bricks.

    Thats the price of extablishing a well know brand name with a great product. welcome to MY worls.
    Signed
    --Thermos

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    1. Re:HAHAHHAHA by Morphine007 · · Score: 1

      ditto

      --Kleenex

    2. Re:HAHAHHAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ditto. Wow, +5 insightful! I want the .3 seconds I used up to click on that back.

  200. Instead of a laptop... by nganju · · Score: 1

    Instead of giving a laptop for Christmas, I decided to give an Etch-A-Sketch. It's just as useful; here's a short how-to guide:

    How do I turn my Etch-A-Sketch off?
    Pick it up and shake it.

    What's the shortcut for Undo?
    Pick it up and shake it.

    How do I create a New Document window?
    Pick it up and shake it.

    How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
    Pick it up and shake it.

    What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
    Pick it up and shake it.

    How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
    Pick it up and shake it.

    How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
    Don't shake it.

    --
    There are 2 kinds of people in this world. Those that can keep their train of thought,
  201. LOG! by anactofgod · · Score: 1

    What rolls down stairs
    and over the chairs
    and into your neighbor's dog?
    It fits on your back,
    It's good for a snack,
    Everyone knows it's log.
    It's log, it's log.
    It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
    It's log, it's log.
    It's better than bad, it's good.

    BEST TOY, EVER!

    That, or Happy Fun Ball.

    --

    ---anactofgod---

    "Equal opportunity swindling - *that* is the true test of a sustainable democracy."
    1. Re:LOG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      do not taunt happy fun ball :-D hahahahahaha!
      i 3 log also!

    2. Re:LOG! by DevNova · · Score: 1

      Close but not quite... (although I may not be 100% on this)

      Log rolls down stairs
      alone or in pairs
      Rolls over your neighbor's dog
      It fits on your back
      It's great for a snack
      It's Log, Log, Log.
      It's Log. It's Log..

  202. two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    gasoline and matches

  203. Re:Lego having a rough year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually some of the Harry Potter sets have been the best that LEGO has done in a while. Check out the car in the "Escape from Privet Drive" set. http://shop.lego.com/product.asp?p=4728&cn=90&d=20 &t=3 That's not one big piece, but made up of many little pieces. And one of my personal favorites of the past few years.

    Star Wars has introduced a lot of new, larger LEGO elements, but you still can't top the "Imperial Star Destroyer" http://shop.lego.com/product.asp?p=10030&cn=8&d=5& t=3 for hours of LEGO fun.

  204. Hmm by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 1

    "Video" games? I thought we were beyond such crude terms here at Slashdot...

    Lego is by far the best old toy there ever will be. Because it's a toy and not some new gimmick. How often do we see some new weapon in a FPS game and go "man that is going to rock!" and then run back to the trusty shotgun? It's the same principal. If it works don't mess with it, since lego works no one wants to mess with it.

    Kids today all want to "grow up" and become "Teenagers" at 6. They won't have these toys and I don't see many people going "in my childhood we did drugs! Lets give our kid drugs".... wait maybe I do...

    Either way if your kid is a druggy the bright colours will be fantastic :)

    --
    I like muppets.
  205. Vertibird by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesn't anybody remember that little orange plastic helicopter game where you go round and round trying to clip the rescue guy with rotor blades. Hours of fun with that game.

    1. Re:Vertibird by JoeCommodore · · Score: 1
      I had a later one which was the Vertibird "Star Trek" playset where the enterprise was in the place of the helicopter! Talk about ubergeek sci-fi retro cool.

      Here's a link with the pics.

      --
      "Enjoy what you're doing! If it becomes drudgery, you're doing it wrong!" - Jim Butterfield
  206. Re:Lego having a rough year by discord5 · · Score: 1
    Many recent Lego products lack complexity and imagination

    When I was a small kid there were 3 kinds of legos: ordinary legos, technics (more special cubes and moving parts), and big cubes for the smaller children. I visited a toy shop a couple of weeks ago, and when I came to the lego department I saw 200 (number exaggerated for dramatisation) spin-offs including the movie spin-offs, etc. Lego had a good product, branched out trying to reach "new audiences" (read: make more profit) and in the end destroyed a succesfull toy by making too many variations.

    Oh sure, when I was a kid there were a few spin-offs like medeaval castles or some space-like setting, but never the blatant "hop along the latest hype so we can make more cash"-type of thing. Parents aren't much inclined to fork over 75€ for small Harry Potter lego-set when the 50€ Harry Potter videogame makes their child equally happy.

    A lot of discussion has gone into this at my workplace, because as it turns out, most geeks have at some point owned legos. The general concensus is that most kids are more interested in video games than lego anyway. Lego takes more effort to play with (construct it yourself) than the average video game. I'm 26 and played with legos between ages 6 and 12. Most kids aged between 8 and 12 have computers (or consoles), and who wants to play with bricks if you've got a whole assortment of games at your disposal?

    They are also much more expensive than I remember.

    Legos never were really that cheap, but it was a toy that lasted years instead of the couple of days it takes to finish or get bored with a video game. When I have kids I'll keep that in mind, if lego is still around by then.

  207. The cube a classic? by sixpaw · · Score: 1

    I'm not convinced that Rubik's Cube is that much of a classic. It's a fine mathematical puzzle, but given that it doesn't even have as much replay value as the 'traffic jam' puzzles, I think it still fits into the 'fad' category. What you're seeing this year isn't the sign of a classic, it's the sign of a fad rebound. Logic puzzles taken as a whole (the cube, traffic jams, burr puzzles, etc.) are a classic category, but for most of them the replay value is low. You're better off finding something that serves as art after you're done with it as a puzzle.

  208. Legos! by Mustang+Matt · · Score: 1

    I don't know how old legos are but they are classics to me.

    --
    The man who trades freedom for security does not deserve nor will he ever receive either. - Benjamin Franklin
  209. Future proof by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The big Duplo bricks are actually compatible with normal Lego, so a small set of Duplo will continue to be useful when he moves on right up to to the Mindstorms robotics sets.

  210. Coal, no way. by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    Give them a pack of Camels. You even get to keep the Camel points!

    "Smoke 'em up, Jr.!"

    --

    HA! I just wasted some of your bandwidth with a frivolous sig!
  211. We were poor, you insensitive clod! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The best Christmas ever was when I got a lump of coal AND a shiny rock! Wooohooo! Also, some neighbors gave us a can of scrapple, so we didn't have to have Potted Meat(TM) that year. My last Christmas before going to college, my parents had scrimped and saved enough to buy me a pair of shoes. That rocked..

  212. Big Trak by CumInHerTaco · · Score: 1

    I loved the Big trak when I was a kid. It was great fun to program it to go through the house and stop and shoot the parents/pets/siblings. Nothing better than a light bulb "laser....

    --
    The only way to end war is for everyone to get a piece!
  213. Re: Still asking for Legos by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

    3000 pieces?! 1 meter long?! (That's three feet y'all.) Why can't they make a Star Trek Starbase like that?!

    *sigh*

  214. How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    my penis.

  215. Re:Lego having a rough year by pleumann · · Score: 1

    The real problem ist that many of today's kids lack complexity and imagination. LEGO are just following that audience.

  216. 2-XL Robot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That tape player was awesome!

    Press a b c or d now.

  217. So who's having more fun? by arbi · · Score: 1

    This got me thinking philosophically. Are today's kids luckier than we were as kids growing up? Did we derive more enjoyment out of our low-tech toys compared to a kid nowadays with the latest games on a PS2 or XBOX? I tend to think the latter but I'm not sure. And I'm 38 now.

  218. Difference between a Mac and an Etch-A-Sketch by eutychus_awakes · · Score: 1

    You don't have to shake a Mac to clear the screen.

    --
    This sig is a test. If this had been an actual sig, you would be reading something quite a bit wittier than this now.
    1. Re:Difference between a Mac and an Etch-A-Sketch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Etch-A-Sketch doesn't have a cp command with an -update flag. Hey, neither does Windows!

  219. Having kids is fun by Dethboy · · Score: 1

    It's fun to watch my kids and see what they play with and what holds their interest.

    We have a closet full of unused, battery powered 'interactive learning' gizmos.

    What DO they like? Legos. Crayons. Sidewalk chalk. Wooden train tracks. Puzzles. Simple things that fire their imagination.

    My five year old DOES love TuxPaint however :)

  220. BRIO! by frogg320 · · Score: 0

    I don't know if anyone else had this, but Brio train sets were pretty awesome. Nice wooden pieces of track with wooden cars, coupled by magnets! Everyone loves magnets...probably explains why I'm a physics major today!

    I'll also second the Lego vote...those two toys made my childhood worth it.

    1. Re:BRIO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would agree that Brio is definently worth getting a kid. When I was little the Brio wooden trains gave me hours of fun.

  221. Not A Classic but... by FJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I got my son a Chaos Tower this Christmas. He is still too young to do it himself, but he loves these kinds of toys. It definitely isn't cheap, but it isn't as mind numbing as a video game either.

    I know what I'll be building Christmas morning...

  222. fickle foam by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 1

    and an orange, and a bag of m&m's, a sled and a foam bat to hit people on the way down the hill. Trippy space-age color-changing stuff, food, and transportation -- That's a few days'worth of vacation time well spent!

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    stuff |
  223. One word: Lego by Zerbey · · Score: 1

    (which actually means two words.. "Play well"). I played with Lego from the time I could pick up the blocks, and 26 years later I'm still playing with lego. It's a great educational toy as well.

  224. Top Non-Video at My House by unfortunateson · · Score: 1

    My kids (16 & 14) are getting a little old to be interested in Lego much, except for the Robotix system (Thing2 is currently in the FIRST Lego League).

    MtG is still big.

    D&D is still occasionally played.

    Board/Boxed games such as Settlers of Catan still proves popular, although newer ones such as Munchkin, Apples to Apples, etc. get more play time. I'm trying to get them interested in some old Avalon-Hill boxes I've got lying around such as Kingmaker, Diplomacy (probably not mature enough) and Rail Baron.

    --
    Design for Use, not Construction!
  225. legos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    legos legos legos

  226. Re:Lego having a rough year by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

    Wow, your Toy'R'Us sux. Hell even the overpriced grocery stores I check out their sets have more than 10 pieces and are under $5.

    --
    Paying taxes to buy civilization is like paying a hooker to buy love.
  227. Hover-Copter Flying Saucer by mikeob · · Score: 1

    Gotta check this one out.... http://hover-copter.com and http://hoverdisc.com

    1. Re:Hover-Copter Flying Saucer by Locutus · · Score: 1

      The hover-copter is pretty cool. A friends kid has this and we had a blast playing with it the last time we visited. :-)

      LoB

      --
      "Anyone who stands out in the middle of a road looks like roadkill to me." --Linus
  228. LEGO'S !!! by bluemiracle · · Score: 0

    Plain and simple. I eventually plan on turning a room into my house to build and construct with legos. It's a nice small, time consuming hobby that I never grew out of!

  229. My dad's getting a GPS for his gameboy BUT... by Sai+Babu · · Score: 1

    I'm gonna have to speculate on kids. Mine are in larte teens and early 20's snd too busy with studies to have made any grandkids yet.

    Before starting the list some don'ts.
    Sea monkeys
    mice without a snake
    ant farm
    0) Popgun
    1) Slide whistle (wolf whistle but you can actually play songs on it, remember spike jones? didn't think so)
    2) Slingshot
    3) For little kids there is nothing better than a handful of big nuts, bolts, washers, wingnuts, and a bunch of angled bits of metal with holes in them. It's like an erector set for toddlers. The plastic crap nut and bolt stuff is BAD BAD BAD because it does not have the feel of real life hardware. As your child develops in dexterity he will learn to appreciate the feel of something that fits together as it sould as opposed to the binding that occurs with the plastic substitute. He'll also learn about dropping heavy things on his toes ;-)
    4)Animal trap.
    5)Fishing pole, hooks, etc.
    6)Gun or bow if he is old enough
    7)Swiss army knife
    8)leatherman
    9)electronics tools and radio receiver kit.
    I know you said toys, but classic tools are important too.
    10)rubber band powered airplane.
    11)kite
    12)yo-yo
    13)top
    14)taxidermy kit
    15)magic rocks
    16)metal friction toys (plenty coming from china and cheap)
    17)steam engine
    18)two stroke engine from old lawnboy(tm) mower or if you can find one, small OMC wankle from snowmobile

  230. MICRONAUTS by Lego-Lad · · Score: 1

    MICRONAUTS were the coolest toys. And the Marvel Comic wasn't too bad, either. They developed a good background story to support these really interesting and diverse toys made by mego.

  231. Gyro Wheel by ramk13 · · Score: 1

    http://ramk.net/archives/000065.html

    Hours of fun with this one.

  232. Don't let corporations dictate language usage by BetterThanCaesar · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's double-plus ungood.

    Besides, writing Lego in all-caps is really annoying. There is no reason for that other than making their name standing out in context. Like .NET or ATi. One capital letter is enough.

    Calling the bricks "Lego bricks" is a valid request, though, since there really isn't anything called "a lego". At least not in my vocabulary. But that might be a matter of taste.

    --
    "Stop failing the Turing test!" -- Dilbert
    1. Re:Don't let corporations dictate language usage by MattBurke · · Score: 1

      ATI refer to themselves as "ATI". It is in capitals because it is an acronym. To use only one capital would be as wrong as Tcp/Ip or Hp-Ux. They use a lower-case 'i' in their logo because it looks better - Are you going to have a go at Starwars for using all caps in the logo?

      Similarly, LEGO is derived from Leg Godt. It's either LEGO or LeGo. I know which one I think looks best...

    2. Re:Don't let corporations dictate language usage by BetterThanCaesar · · Score: 1

      Sorry, ATI was a bad example. Take nVidia instead. Or Yahoo! (with the exclamation mark, thank you very much).

      Anyway, the way the name Lego was derived does not motivate spelling it in all-caps in this case. It's not an initial-letter-only acronym like TCP/IP, and it's read like a word: Lego. I know for sure that standard English rules do not condone mixed-case spelling, and even less so Danish.

      Yes, we're talking about everyday language. Don't be afraid to write Ikea, Nvidia, Dotnet and Lego. It does wonders for readability. If you want to write it as --->>LEGO!!!!<<--- in your Lego reports and advertising, then be my guest.

      (Now, to be honest, I'm not sure how HP-UX is pronounced, but I'm pretty damn sure it isn't Hp-Ux, so don't try to equate that to Lego.)

      --
      "Stop failing the Turing test!" -- Dilbert
    3. Re:Don't let corporations dictate language usage by MattBurke · · Score: 1
  233. Whats the name of that game? by altarace · · Score: 1

    Back in the late 70's early 80's we used to play a game which was a
    plastic football shaped thing with two wires going through it, two
    payers held the end of the wires (handles) and the one who had the
    ball on his side would rapidly span open his arms and shoot the
    plastic ball to the other player.

    Anyone remembers the name of this game? I want to get it for my kids

    Thanks

    Mike

  234. Re: Still asking for Legos by Greedo · · Score: 1

    Bah, you kids today ...

    Get a whole bunch of other sets and make your own Star Trek base. That's what we did.

    --
    Tuus crepidae innexilis sunt.
  235. myself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the past I have found playing with myself very enjoyable. In fact, I still enjoy playing with myself to this day.

  236. KING DING!!! (my list) by arfonrg · · Score: 1

    My most memorable toy - KING DING! - http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shire/4011/html/ki ngdingviews.htm

    Other toys on my list:

    Mattel Hot Birds - http://www.hwprotos.com/menu-grp/hotbirds.htm

    GI Joe Iron Knight Tank - http://members.aol.com/wheretoysr/tank.jpg

    GI Joe Sea Wolf Sub - http://www.users.vance.net/grayarea/1152%20sea%20w olf.html

    Mattel Vertibird - http://www.nostalgia.condoris.net/vertibird.htm

    1976 Mattel Space 1999 Eagle 1 - http://www.space1999.net/~catacombs/main/merc/eagl e/mattel_big_eagle_small_writeup.htm

    and finally, a 1976 Testor's SPIRIT OF 76 gas powered tethered plane.

    --
    Your thin skin doesn't make me a troll
  237. Tonka Toys by Zerbey · · Score: 1

    Or, just give your kid the ones you played with. They're probably still in great condition :) Our tonka trucks survived my older brother, me, and 20 odd years of visiting children to my parents. My son plays with them now.

    Fisher Price are similar, I don't think it's possible to kill a fisher price toy. He plays with my old fisher price stuff as well.

    No, I'm not cheap. He has new toys of his own, but I'm impressed how well mine have held up.

  238. Re:Classic as in oldschool: new Optimus Prime rock by Paladine97 · · Score: 1

    There's no way in hell I would give such a high quality toy to a child. The 20th Anniversary Prime is so masterful is many ways, it would be a waste to have a child shred it. A better suggestion would be to get him the 1984 remake of Optimus Prime! Just like we used to have (and cheaper too).

  239. Re: Still asking for Legos by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

    I built all of the ships when I was a kid, but I don't think I EVER had enough pieces to build a Starbase of that magnitude. Besides, mine would have been rainbow colored. ;-)

  240. teach'em topology! by claussenvenable · · Score: 1

    What, nobody here likes yoyos? or yoyo tricks anymore?
    Get'em a 15 dollar ball-bearing yoyo and a copy of The Yonomicon and watch'em turn into amateur knot-theorists!

    It took me until college to realize I had the disposable income to buy lots of cool yoyos -- I just wish they'd been making cheap, good ball-bearing ones when I was a kid...

  241. Froebel Gifts by RandomCoil · · Score: 1

    I don't remember these from my youth, and that's unfortunate. The "gifts" are actually a series of educational toys to help in child development. They were created by a crystallographer who also happened to invent kindegarten. There's a surprising amount of math buried in the toys.

    Froebel Gifts

  242. ahh the memories... Lego car-crash contests! by Black+Perl · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Lego, ahh the memories, we used to build ever more fancy cars and race them into each other and see which one would survive.

    My brother and I would do the same thing!

    Rules:
    1. Build a car--it had to roll freely and have four wheels. Sometimes we used a rule variant that it had to contain a lego man.
    2. On the count of 1,2,3, roll 'em toward each other and wait for the crash.
    3. If a piece breaks off, you lose. Otherwise if your car flips off its wheels, it's a loss. In the lego man variation, if your man is shaken loose, it's a loss.
    4. Repeat Steps 2 & 3 until you have a winner.
    5. Winner keeps his car, loser gets to rebuild in order to try to beat it.

    We'd try different techniques--increasing the mass, using as few pieces as possible, trying different centers of gravity, building a ramp front-end to try to flip the opponent, building a "lance" aimed at what we thought was the opponent's weakest piece, etc.

    We played this game from elementary-school age even through high school. It was a fun exercise in creative thinking and we were learning engineering skills as well!

    Now I'm teaching my daughters the game--they like it too.

    -bp
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    bp
    1. Re:ahh the memories... Lego car-crash contests! by RPI+Geek · · Score: 1

      You story reminds me of oen of my lego games.

      A friend and I used to make bungee-cars out of legos. We'd make bungee cords out of lots of rubber bands and try building a strong anchor point on the car. We had lots of fun, especially when the cars wouldn't survive and the car would smash to pieces on the floor.

      We quickly got good at making these vehicles so that they would survive multiple bungees, and moved on to using twine instead of rubber bands. We had a balcony with a railing that we'd tie the twine to, so that the height was constant. It turned into a contest to see who could make the heavier car that would survive the drop without pieces snapping off.

      --

      - "Nobody came out that night, not one was ever seen. But Old Man Stauf is waiting there, crazy sick and mean!"
    2. Re:ahh the memories... Lego car-crash contests! by pete-classic · · Score: 1

      That's really amazing. I did the same think with my sisters. We'd go with the same two cars 'till one couldn't roll, though.

      Wild.

      -Peter

    3. Re:ahh the memories... Lego car-crash contests! by potus98 · · Score: 1

      Two lego games we devised were...

      Lego Wars: Evenly divide pieces and plates between 2 players. You had 30 minutes to build a fortress, then arrange Lego people on/around/in your fortress. Lego people had to be at least 50% visable and only standing on one leg. Alternate turns throwing pennies at the opposing fortress to knock down Lego people. There was no limit to force of throw so the strategy was part aim, part obliterate the other fortress. Boy did we get popped in the hand sometimes! My favorite strategy: devise walls and shields that would drop into place after the game started. The shields would be held up by a very fragile support. When the pennies started flying, my walls would drop down and provide 100% coverage of the Lego person!

      Lego car race down our steep driveway. Rules basically consisted of evenly dividing all legos amongst competitors. The really good wheels were distributed based on coin flips. Idea was to get all the way to the bottom of the hill ahead of everyone else (much like an actual race!) Main problem was vearing off into yard.

      Jeeez, I was kinda dorky way back then too?

      --
      This one gang kept wanting me to join cause I'm pretty good with a bo staff.
    4. Re:ahh the memories... Lego car-crash contests! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me and my brothers used to do the same with K'nex. I played with a lot of lego when I was a kid, but the K'nex seemed to be better for car crashes. The rules with ours were that you repeatedly smashed the two cars together, until one no longer rolled.

      K'nex was so much better for this because the cars could either be VERY durable or quite weak, and you can build much more sturdy 'bumpers' or 'walls' on the front of the car. Usually, weight was the trick, and the momentum of the bigger car could destroy the little one.

    5. Re:ahh the memories... Lego car-crash contests! by DrEasy · · Score: 1

      A cousin and I used to play the same game, but using Lego engine in the cars (yeah, those were some expensive sets, but our parents spoiled us). So we'd run the cars against each other using the remote. My cousin would come up with the most impressive trucks, and he always won. Funnily enough though, I was the one who ended up an engineer.

      --
      "In our tactical decisions, we are operating contrary to our strategic interest."
    6. Re:ahh the memories... Lego car-crash contests! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I played the same game with my friends - the car had to be capable of rolling in order to continue to the next round. Flipping over after the crash didn't matter.

      This meant it became a good idea to have multiple sets of wheels and led to designs that tried to go in low and take out the other car's wheels.

      Ack - a mouse just ran across my living room!

      We played another game where you had to build a boat and see keep a certain weight above water for as long as possible. Last boat left floating wins. But we got a bit good at that one and they started to float forever.

      ~ Will

    7. Re:ahh the memories... Lego car-crash contests! by zonker · · Score: 0

      i used to attach low powered rocket engines from my model rocket sets to lego cars i use to make and shoot them off in the street in front of my house. they would invariably loose control and shoot off the street and sometimes land in such a way that they would melt a little, but it was a blast to watch and had an aire of i'm-not-supposed-to-be-doing-this in it that made it all the more fun.

      of course i used to also put firecrackers in some of my other toys and straight out blew them up. come to think of it, i was pretty harsh to all of my toys in general. which brings up a point i like to make with my girlfriend whenever i'm wandering the toy isle of a store. many of the toys around today are cooler looking than the ones i had as a kid, however the build quality of most of them is crap and wouldn't stand up to much abuse. i know if i had any of these toys they'd be gone in a week...

    8. Re:ahh the memories... Lego car-crash contests! by zonker · · Score: 0

      argh, shoulda proof read. lose not loose. ;p

  243. Classics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Annonymous Coward here. Last Christmas I found some rainbrow Bright dolls for my little cousins. They love them. they were, in fact, their favorite presents. Just goes to show you that a simple concept never really goes out of style. they are not obsessed with rainbrow Bright (but not, i think, in an unhealthy way).

  244. Obligatory Begs the question flame by barfy · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Begs the question" is not the same as "raises the question."

    "Begs the question" refers to a specific logical fallacy, where you use an unproven premise to define itself. This is NOT a case of this.

    Raises the question, is a conversational phrase meaning that if a is true, then what are the ramifications of a.

    This is similar to ESL folks that are taught "too much" instead of "a lot", and say things like "there is too much sand on the beach" or "there is too much people dancing at the party." It is just safer to say "Raises the question" and never say "Begs the question" because you will be correct too much more often.

  245. Re:Lego having a rough year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because all the harry potter, star wars crap is dumb! Nobody wants that stuff.... what happened to building the town with the police station, space shuttle, etc? I used to spend DAYS at a time building that stuff. Now, all I see on store shelves is worthless "harry potter sorcerer" crap.

  246. How about Happy Fun Ball? by Protoclown · · Score: 2, Funny
    It's a classic.

    Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly and children under 10 should avoid prolonged exposure to Happy Fun Ball.

    Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

    Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

    Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

    HFB

    1. Re:How about Happy Fun Ball? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

  247. LEGOs by dmnic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    the perfect toy for boys and girls, young or old.

    fess up. how many of you still have Legos from 20+ years ago? :)

  248. slingshot, machete, hatchet, blowgun, crossbow... by r00t · · Score: 2, Funny

    Get a wrist-rocket style slingshot. This is the type
    that has a wrist brace to allow for more power.
    To go with it, get some marbles (cheap) and some
    3/8" steel balls (better, and lead-free).

    A machete is fun.

    A hatchet (hand axe) is fun.

    A blowgun is fun.

    A crossbow is fun. You can get a compact one
    that will take normal-sized darts.

    See a pattern here? If the consumer product safety
    commision or law enforcement would get nervous,
    you've identified a fun toy.

  249. Construx by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1
    I still have a few sets languishing in closets in my parents' house. *wry grin* Those pieces that didn't wind up getting embedded in feet during the night, that is. They were a very interesting set if you were interested in construction frames and support, but I found the orthogonal limits, well, limitting... Combined with the relatively flimsy nature of the longer spars, structures often wound up collapsing under their own weight. Still, their ringes, rotating connectors, glow-in-the-dark wheels, and paneling were nice touches.

    We also had Capsella and Erector Sets (both the old metal one that came with an electric motor and the later lame plastic set). Now the one I always lusted after was Robotix, a set of which a friend down the street owned. Solid pastic pieces that connected with hex-connecters and all sets came with motors and generally an associated remote control. Building vehicles to battle each other was fun, as was the time we built a working arm.

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    1. Re:Construx by museumpeace · · Score: 1

      do they still make construx? This site sells every kind of construction set currently made AFAIK but I don't see Construx. I liked construx...it came along when my kids were the right age...sometimes I let them use it too. Mechano was the what the budding ubergeeks used when I was a kid...damn expensive and I haven't seen it around for about a decade.

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    2. Re:Construx by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      What I found works best is a combination of Construx, Erector, and Lego: the metal beams from the Erector set provide structural strength, the Construx beams give overall shape, and the Lego bricks provide the detail work.

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  250. Erector Sets by Belegothmog · · Score: 1

    I always loved my erector set. I don't know about these new-fangled sets, but maybe they'd be ok.

  251. Microscope by gosand · · Score: 1

    One of my favorite toys growing up was my microscope set. You could either get a new high-tech one that hooks up to the PC, or you could just get a classic one. There are also lots of cool toys at http://shopping.discovery.com/ . And for Jebus' sake, don't get them any "themed" toys like Harry Potter or Mickey the Corporate Whore.

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    1. Re:Microscope by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1
      The cheap microscopes I've owned have been unbearably poor quality: bubbles and dirt built into the lenses. It can't cost more than a few pennies to make better lenses.

      Buy a few unmounted surplus lenses or some of the experimenter grade stuff from Edmunds. Encourage the kid to make his own telescope, microscope, or projector.

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  252. Merlin by hornrimsylvia · · Score: 1

    One of my favorite christmas gatherings was the one when my cousin got a Merlin. I learned how to play music and play blackjack in the same day. There was a simon/memory game function, magic square strategy game...it was fantastic!

    1. Re:Merlin by frogblender · · Score: 1

      Still got mine!

  253. Seamonkeys by nostromo.operator · · Score: 1

    nanotech seamonkey robots that REALLY LOOK LIKE MONKEYS. ...monkeys that really do tricks. ...and build little towns. ...and cover the world in grey goo in a 48hour period. mmmm, goo.

  254. Re:Tonka, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Nerf toys by nelsonal · · Score: 1

    Are Tonka trucks still unbreakable? When I was a kid, I had one that was outside and abused for a decade and worked just fine. I hope they are still made from the good stuff.

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  255. Lego Bricks by devphaeton · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You can never go wrong with Lego.

    Rule of thumb.

    Besides, they're in dire financial straits and we need to help them out. Maybe they'll bring back just plain ole bricks vs. specialised or licensed stuff.

    check out their online store:
    www.lego.com

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  256. My list for a 4-6 yr old by t482 · · Score: 2, Informative

    The complete list

    Magic School Bus - we like most of the original series by Joanna Cole.
    Leapster Multimedia Learning System - Daughter has as severe addiction to this. But hey its eductional. We got the K and GR 1 cartridges
    Math Mat Challenge Game - active learning
    6" Disney Princess Scooter with Lights - Scooter. Learn to balance - call it a pre bike riding tool.
    Schoolhouse Rock! (Special 30th Anniversary Edition) DVD (DVD) - Fun
    Classic Tinkertoy Construction Set - Jumbo - Classic toy - favorite of several nobel prize winners.
    The New Way Things Work - Classic - save it for later.
    Is a Blue Whale the Biggest Thing There Is? - Gives kids an idea of how big the universe really is
    Too Many Kangaroo Things to Do! - Well done series of books that teach math concepts - check out all of them.
    Cardinal Chess & Checker Cabinet - Checkers is a lot of fun after dinner
    The Adventures of Tintin - Tintin in Tibet is her all time favorite. Tintin teaches you about friendship, travel, and other cultures.
    Encyclopedia of the Human Body by Richard Walker - Amazing illustrations
    What Makes a Magnet? - Nice description of electricity and magnets. She loved the experiments. Check out the other books by Franklyn M. Branley or read a loud science books.
    A Street Through Time by Anne Millard
    The Penny Pot by Stuart J. Murphy - Stuart Murphy has several books that are great - they teach math. My daughter loves money and loves this book.
    The Gods and Goddesses of Olympus by Aliki (Paperback) - Aliki does a great job of bringing history to life - check out her other wonderful books as well.

  257. What do I remember fondly? by frank_adrian314159 · · Score: 1

    Chemistry set, microscope, telescope. Oh yeah - Mouse Trap (the game, not the object, though we had several of the later around the house to play with, too)...

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  258. Eventual conclusion by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    We'll only be happy when all words and phrases mean "urgh" again. :)

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  259. Mechano Rules... by SubDude · · Score: 1

    My Mechano set was one of my favorite toys for a number of years. As my ability increased, additions were made, including geared electric motors and gearsets.

    When I entered my teens, the Mechano set was almost thrown out as my interests moved to grils and motorcycles. My parents put it away and I completely forgot about i until my son was six when it re-appeared as his birthday present.

    As with many things, my thrill at seeing that amazing engineering toy when I was 8 was not duplicated by my son who preferred his new C64.

    I fondly remember chemestry sets, many different construction toys and electric trains.

    1. Re:Mechano Rules... by JoeCommodore · · Score: 1

      Can even lead to computer related experimentation... Like building your own Differential Analyzer! You could have seen it last weekend at VCF

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  260. Abstract Algebra... by Glove+d'OJ · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Have you taken any advanced math courses? I took a degree in math undergrad, and took two courses in Abstract Algebra. Very interesting stuff...

    One of the topics deals with commutators... elements in a group such that they are of the form aba^-1b^-1 (a, b, a inverse, b inverse) where a and b are in the group.

    You can show that the various moves on a cube are a group, and then show that various commutators (such as FRONT CLOCKWISE, RIGHT COUNTERCLOCKWISE, FRONT COUNTERCLOCKWISE, RIGHT CLOCKWISE) relate to 3-cycles. Plainly speaking, a 3-cycle on a cube is when 3 edge pieces or corner pieces rotate amongst each other, and the other pieces STAY THE SAME!

    Armed with this knowledge, it is straightforward (but sometimes laborious!) to solve a cube in random position without resorting to canned moves.

    I wrote a paper on this for the second course, and while speaking about it, solved a cube "live." Clearly I used the "canned move" approach, and could have solved it earlier than the end of the speech, but just kept it close and cycled through a 3-cycle until the speech ended. 10 seconds later, I set the (solved) cube down and walked off.

    Drama king? No. Geekest link? You betcha.

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  261. The Big Wheel! by Mike+McCune · · Score: 1

    I had one of these babies as a kid and passed it down to all my brothers. You can still buy them at your local Wally World

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  262. Japanese Skill Toy by Chapium · · Score: 0

    This'll probably be lost in the great pool of lost replies, but here goes: This one can be quite fun. Its a wooden stick which you try to catch a ball on top and on the sides. One of my favorite skill/puzzle type toys. (Besides the get the ring of the horse shoes puzzles :D ) Linky-- Here

  263. Are you kidding me? by dan_sdot · · Score: 1, Informative

    Man, I really hope you don't have kids. They're just kids, man.
    "Fun" is not socially constructed. Toys have existed in one form or another throughout history. If kids were too poor to afford any toys, then they sang (for example this).
    Or played some sort of game.
    Or played with a dog.
    Or just run around and chase each other.
    Kids need this early time in life to develop everyday skills that we take for granted, especially social skills. Even though games may not have the tangiable benefit that you are looking for, they do provide something useful for kids. The skill that they learn at this time through games is what allows them to provide the useful benefits for society they will use later as adults that you want them to produce as kids.

  264. Erector Sets by SeanDuggan · · Score: 4, Interesting
    They're plastic these days. :( We still have one of the old metal sets at home, compete with electric motor with two gear ratios. There was just something inherently solid about creating your mechanisms with metal beams and bolts. Heck, after we accidentally broke a bed by jumping on it, my oldest brother Michael fixed it with one of those corner pieces from the Erector Set and it took months for my parents to realize the bed had ever been broken.

    Sadly, I suspect that the metal sets would no longer be considered safe for kids anymore. *shrug* Which makes sense from a pure safety perspective, as I know we banged ourselves up repeatedly making weapons out of the pieces in addition to scrapes from burrs on the pieces and a few cases of hair or skin getting caught in the open workings of the motor. *wry grin* And then there was that incident where I got thrown across the patio by an electric shock. But in retrospect, yanking the cord out of the outlet when on a rain-soacked patio was not the brightest of moves for all that I had good intentions. (My little sister, Eileen, was reaching for the plug. Her being a toddler, I knew she wouldn't remove it safely, so I did so. Ouch...)

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  265. Classic Toy List by pbegley · · Score: 1

    I'm a 'boomer' with three daughters. They suffer from having an engineer for a father, but there *are* benefits to having a geek for a father. We will buy just about any cool toy in a heartbeat. Well, at least something *we* consider cool or remember playing with as a child.

    Lincoln Logs - wood is good

    Tinker Toys - more wood

    Erector Set - metal is good

    Checkers, chess, dominos - wood boards and pieces, even little kids can learn to play.

    chinese checkers - my girls use a cool >50 year old metal set that rotates to cover storage bins for the marbles.

    Duncan tops - wood with replacable plastic tips. I was playing around with one in the mall and we had a group of 10-15 kids gathered around who had never seen a top 'in real life'.

    Duncan yo-yo's - available online as a 'classic set' including the butterfly and double diamond

    kites - the simple, easy to fly ones, not the fancy stunt kites

    boomerang - more wood, if you get a good one, they really return. Either the banana or 'X' type are easy to find and even the kids can get them to return with a little practice.

    microscope - go for good optics, not maximum magnification, then look at stuff like newspaper print, pond water and maybe some old food in the fridge.

    telescope - look for good optics, not maximum magnification and a good tripod, then take it out into the country at night and find as many planets as you can.

    rockets - in order of price - baking soda and vinegar, water and air pressure, Estes. They are all really cool. We used to shoot baking soda rockets the height of the house (and onto the roof). The water pump rockets could clear the roof and the Estes rockets can get you arrested.

    chemistry set - they still don't include saltpeter, but you can some kits pretty cheap that include experiments that will hold the interest of grammar/middle school kids.

    frenel lens - I got mine at Edmund Scientific before they closed. Its a large, flat plastic lens consisting of concentric circles to focus sunlight into a small diameter 'furnace'. We used to melt lead weights used to balance automobile wheels, and used Air Force issue goggles used to track objects across the face of the sun to protect our eyes. God knows if the lead fumes will shorten my life...

    slide rule - just checking to see if you read this far, but I'm also serious that everyone should know how to perform multiplication and division on a slide rule. Just because.

  266. Books? by mtgarden · · Score: 1

    How about classic children's literature? Tom Swift was great as were many of the boys fiction from the 40's and 50's (e.g. Dave Dawson). Give a gift that will last.

  267. The Box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has always and will always be the best gift for young children (and some geeks).

  268. Re:Tonka, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Nerf toys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I loved my Tonka trucks. Had them when they still made them out of metal, with lovely sharp edges and corners. It was a shame when they switched to those bloated looking plastic things.

  269. erector set! by little_blaine · · Score: 1

    The 150 piece bucket. Endless hours of nut and bolts fun.

    And some board games too: parcheesi, monopoly, hungry hippos, candyland.

  270. Nothing more classic than by Man+in+Spandex · · Score: 1

    video console. Man, I remember having the nintendo when it first came out. Every friend I saw I was like "HEY GUESS WHAT, I GOT A NINTENDO!" everybodY "WOAH." and we'd play for hours at Kid Icarus. Nowadays, not so sure. Electronics are always great welcomed gifts from portable audio to entertainment systems or whatever. Anything with buttons that does beep beep beep.

  271. Re:Lego having a rough year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who would like to bet that Wal-Mart is causing Lego to hurt? From what I understand, Wal-Mart is extremely aggressive in buying from their supplier at the cheapest price possible.

    Many of the US Toy comanies are hurting badly because of Wal-Mart aggressiveness.

    PS - Harry Potter legos suck, but the Star Wars sets have some cool parts that could be used on other things. When I used to buy the specialty kits as a kid, I would build them in under an hour, then destroy them and build something from scratch with all the cool parts!

    There's nothing better than a Pirate piloting my Lego Dune Buggy for the Baja 1000 (with laser blasters on the dune buggy)!

  272. Ladies and Gentlemen... by greenhide · · Score: 1

    I give you, LEGO Video Games.

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  273. Ummm .... by gstoddart · · Score: 5, Informative
    the odds that you'll create a valid cube combination by moving stickers is slim. Even if you make all faces solid color the chances that the internals of the cube correctly representing the face colors is slim.


    Maybe I'm missing your point ... but have you seen the inside of a rubiks cube? The individual pieces don't "know" they correspond to the blue face.

    There is no direct correlation between the internals and the faces -- other than the stickers are attached to the faces and preserve their relative placement on the pieces.

    It's just got the nice sane starting point of each face is all one colour when it's complete. By definition once you've made all of the faces a solid colour, the internals of the cube will be consistent with that arrangement of faces.

    If I take all of the stickers off of a rubiks cube, the faces don't know that. Heck, remove all of the stickers and re-surface each face in its entirety in one colour like a brand new cube. That will give you a fully working rubiks cube which appears to have been solved. Thereafter it will work exactly like all other cubes do.

    Now, if you arbitrarily move stickers, you're in for a world of hurt. But most anyone moving the stickers to cheat isn't going to put them on randomly. If you're doing it to drive someone insane it would probably work, 'cus as you pointed out, a whole lot more permutations.

    But I most decidedly saw a lot of people in the 80's just re-do the stickers to get a finished cube.

    It might change wether blue and green are on opposite or adjacent faces and the like, but it is a rather effective way to get a cube 'finished'.

    But you'd be really incorrect to think that if you made all of the faces each with one solid colour that the cube would cease to function. It's built in such a way as to guarantee it will continue to work.

    Cheers

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    1. Re:Ummm .... by isepic · · Score: 4, Interesting

      if you move the stickers, you'll have to learn a new way to solve it. ALL the published techniques (and java engines, etc.) to solve it are based on the original placement of the stickers. Most of the automated solutions I've seen even state, it will not work if the stickers have been rearranged, or if the cube was apart and put back together differently.

      Nuff said.

    2. Re:Ummm .... by darkgreen · · Score: 1

      Actually, I remember some of the books in the day, and they taught their techniques with dot or line patterns instead of colours. The solver would just have to assign colours to each pattern, so it didn't matter where the colours appeared in relation to each other.

      I think the main reasoning behind it was to have it still be applicable to the many copycat cubes that were coming out, as well as the people who had changed their stickers around.

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    3. Re:Ummm .... by gstoddart · · Score: 4, Interesting
      if you move the stickers, you'll have to learn a new way to solve it. ALL the published techniques (and java engines, etc.) to solve it are based on the original placement of the stickers. Most of the automated solutions I've seen even state, it will not work if the stickers have been rearranged, or if the cube was apart and put back together differently.


      Well, since I can solve the cube, and I have disassembled and re-stickered literally dozens of cubes, I must again say NO.

      Assume for the moment that each face has been correctly re-assembled with one colour/face -- the nominal position. Most of the solving techniques involve identifying the opposite and adjacent faces, and the patterns of moving pieces are to make them line up. From there it's not all that complicated.

      I concur that if you take apart the cube and re-assemble it in a randomized pattern, you won't solve it. Same goes for randomly moving the stickers. But I'm specifically saying that once you have each cube face as being exactly one colour, it's all the same, and just variations on the same theme.

      Solve the cube, re-sticker it. If Blue and green used to be adjacent, make the opposite. Solve the cube again. The moves are all relative to the known configuration (each face is one colour), not which colour is on which face.

      Again, taking it apart and re-assembling it randomly is not what I am saying works. If you start with a cube in a known-good state (all faces have one colour), you will always have a cube that behaves self-consistently.

      But I can gurantee you that if you take a cube to someone who can manually solve it, have them solve it, then switch the colours of two faces, that person will still be able to solve that exact cube.

      You can take this all the way to moving all six faces, because the pattern is based on an association between the elements, and the assumption you don't have a truly randomized cube. In that case, the colours of a corner piece would not match up to the relative orientation of the center faces (the only pieces which never actually change their location).

      I'm saying there are a bunch of valid "original placement of the stickers" which can be made to work. Wether the blue face is opposite to green, yellow, red, orange, or white, the mechanism for solving the cube does not change.

      This doesn't mean I expect any reassembly of the cube to be solveable, but if you strip off the stickers and assemble it as a finished cube, that cube is solveable by the exact same techniques always used.

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    4. Re:Ummm .... by ryanr · · Score: 1

      I *think* he's saying that the solvers have hard-coded relative color face positions. I.e. they "know" that Green and Blue share an edge. (as an example. I don't have a Cube in front of me to see the real color positions.) If you've re-arranged the stickers such that Green and Blue are now on opposite sides of the cube, the solver is hosed. Of course, a human under that circumstance is still good.

    5. Re:Ummm .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why hasn't the rubik's cube evolved into using actual colored plastic faces instead of stickers? Is it just more evil marketing because the rubik's people know that someday your stickers will start to fall off and you'll want a new cube?

    6. Re:Ummm .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just make all the center squares of each side blue. No one can solve that one.

    7. Re:Ummm .... by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      Actually, the reasoning behind using patterns is that it's a lot cheaper to publish in black-and-white than to publish in color.

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    8. Re:Ummm .... by thebudgie · · Score: 1

      The tetrahedron (4 sides total) is much easier than the cube. My sister has threatened to take all the stickers off the thing but I showed her how to solve it and now she is liking the cube a bit. I can't solve the cube either but i can get 2 'layers' done. If I could get the corners on the bottom correct I'm sure icould manage, I refuse any help on the cube matter.

    9. Re:Ummm .... by PudriK · · Score: 1

      There is a manner to rearrange the stickers that will both enable a proper solution (all sides monotone) and may require learning a new solution algorithm. If your algorithm is based on a specific relationship of the colors (ie white, red, and blue being on arranged relative to each other a certain way), then rearranging the final solved cube to have a different face-color relationship would frustrate the canned method.

    10. Re:Ummm .... by Thaelon · · Score: 1

      Wow that was more than anyone needed to know about the Rubix cube.

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    11. Re:Ummm .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The technique I used was color independant. You started by solving a single face (any face!) and went from there. Also, what about cubes that had odd colors or pictures on the sides. I take it you never could solve those?

      If you take a cube apart, you can't put it together in such a way as to rearrange the faces unless you also resticker the corners because the corners have an orientation.

    12. Re:Ummm .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Well, since I can solve the cube, and I have disassembled and re-stickered literally dozens of cubes, I must again say NO.

      I can almost solve the evil device and unleash Pinhead, but I cannot figure out how to properly place the corner pieces when completing the top level. Any secrets?

  274. Don't think anyone's mentioned it yet... by evanbd · · Score: 1
    But the classic top is rather cool. Or, to be specific, a precision-machined brass top with tungsten carbide tip and laser balanced weighting that spins for 15 minutes is very cool.

    See here.

  275. Sim City, Zork, Oregon Trail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the original sims! Or, if you really want to go classic, get them an Apple IIe w/ 48K, and a copy of The Oregon Trail, and Zork.

  276. a box ... and sheet! by kriegsman · · Score: 1

    Don't forget to add a sheet or blanket, too. Our 2-year-old (as of this past Tuesday, actually :) is endlessly entertained by a cardboard box and a sheet which can be used to line the box like a nest, or to cover the upside-down box, making it a picnic table, or to cover the opening of the sidewise-lying box, making it a cave ("tunnel!", she insists, and who am I to argue? We haven't covered 'topology' quite yet).

    The box itself was a great find, and the addition of the sheet multiplied its uses manyfold.

    It also made me unbelievably happy when she spontaneously grabbed a book and a flashlight, and scampered into the darkened cave ("TUNNEL!") to "read" the book to herself.

  277. Pong by corngrower · · Score: 1

    Or maybe asteroids?

  278. memories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My favorite xmass was the year (I was 10) that my Dad bought me a hooker, a 45 auto, & a big sack of ganja.

  279. Re:Lego having a rough year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > They don't make a "big bucket of generic lego" anymore, at least I can't find it at Toys'R'Us.

    Bullshit. It is even featured on the main page of legoshop.com

    http://shop.lego.com/product.asp?p=4411

    Legos are awsome. I buy about 1 set a month for my childs (okay, we probably now have 20K pieces...).

    Some sets are better than others, but specialized pieces are not the problem (it is amazing how you can recycle those). The problem is that:

    1/ Lego pieces last forever. You run out of reason to buy new ones.
    2/ You ability to build don't scale with the number of pieces. (Contrary to computers, it takes a *lot* of pieces/time to do something big). Hence the 20K pieces are not *that* usefull

    And for people that says that todays set sucks, it is because they have not tried things like http://shop.lego.com/product.asp?p=8455 (amazing)

  280. The best toy a boy could ever want..... by hanakj · · Score: 0

    Then there was the time I found my wife under the tree wearing that really hot teddy i got her at Victoria's Secret. Really provided hours of fun(and learning too!) Never gets boring, and can alway find new things to play!

  281. Big tub of mud! by lahvak · · Score: 1

    Kids will have fun with that for days.

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  282. Mattell handhelds! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The remade Football and Football II are just as much fun as the original LED versions from 25 years ago (Ack! 25 years!), and they're about half the price now--in unadjusted dollars, no less.

  283. It goes down stairs... by Shadowhawk · · Score: 1

    A slinky of course.
    The plastic ones work well and don't get tangled like the metals one did (memories of burying my metal slinky cause it was too tangled).

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  284. Get them the same thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you always wished you could have: a drum set

  285. Did No one else have Wood Blocks? by OctaneZ · · Score: 1

    I LOVED my blocks, and they augment rather than replace legos.

    A little quick googling got me found me a set that reminds me of my blocks.

    Countless, castles, pyramids, forts, were built with my wooden blocks, often with lego vehicles and figures running around, through them, and often falling vitim to hidden booby traps.... round columns placed on their side perched above some isosolese blocks can wipe out whole hordes of invading legomen when let loose!

    1. Re:Did No one else have Wood Blocks? by jcadow · · Score: 1

      Yeah, blocks were awesome. There weren't any legomen to crash upon when I had them 35 years ago so I had to use my little brother.

  286. Lionel Trains by MadHungarian1917 · · Score: 1

    This is a truly classic toy been around for 100+ years and now has all sorts of electronic controls.

    Plus well made enough so that this year's set will be around for your grandchildren

    1. Re:Lionel Trains by MortgageMan · · Score: 0

      Not wanting to brag but...

      I still have a real steel Lionel train engine - it's quite heavy but it moves!

      --Richard

  287. Speak and Spell by Locdonan · · Score: 0

    Speak and Spell, no longer around, but MAN! that thing was fun. you could play all sorts of games on it, buy new cartridges, and no matter how many times you played, you could never remember the 6 letter word for the guessing game.

    I miss that. What was the other? It was green, and had math. Speak and speel was Red, see and say was yellow? well, it wil come to me.

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    1. Re:Speak and Spell by sagenumen · · Score: 1

      Hmm...Speak...See.....so...Hear and Spell?

      /me ducks

  288. My top 3 favorites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Legos never got old, never! Especially when you can build computer cases out of them.

    Constructs (though these don't seem to be around anymore.) I built tons of neat vehicles for my GI Joes out of these.

    And I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Erector sets! You call yourselves nerds! Sheesh!

  289. Re:Lego having a rough year by Wanker · · Score: 1
    They don't make a "big bucket of generic lego" anymore, at least I can't find it at Toys'R'Us.


    You should look and/or call around more. For example, Lego item 4496 is a 1000-piece bucket of nonspecialized blocks:

    http://shop.lego.com/product.asp?p=4496 -- Lego info/purchase page
    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000 284YR0/ -- Amazon/Toys R Us -- $14.99
    http://www.google.com/froogle?q=lego+4496&btnG=Sea rch+Froogle&scoring=p -- Froogle search
    http://stores.ebay.com/ibuyifdpriceisright_Lego-Br icks -- Ebay seller 1.5lbs of bricks for $22.25, your choice of colors
  290. ROCKS! by GadgetMountainMan · · Score: 1

    How much more classic can you get (I mean besides maybe light)

    As a kids rocks (and not the damn pet kind either) held quite a lot of our attention. We used them for everything from ammo to structural members of the dams we built over the streams of water running down the street. They were easy to come by and more durable than either legos or erector sets.

    When we discovered that they came in house sized and larger models we were really hooked. We'd spend all day just trying to climb to the top. And after that the smaller versions didn't maintain nearly as much of our interest.

    Now that I am an adult (by some standards) and have a child of my own (she'll be ~7 months old at Xmas) I'll be introducing her to the joy rocks have to offer. She'll be getting a trainer rock. Through the wonders of science, some genius has come up with a toddelerized inflatable rock wall that'll be more appealing to the wife than planting a full pitch sized piece of granite in the back yard.

  291. Classic gifts from Hanukkah Harry by COLUG · · Score: 1

    Socks?!

    EIGHT pair, can you believe it?! And Scott, for you, some slacks!

    1. Re:Classic gifts from Hanukkah Harry by PFY+by+Day · · Score: 1

      The holiday's coming fast... start practicing now. Say (in as monotone a voice as possible, so as not to incur similar gifts in the future): Look. I got a sock. Thanks, Aunt Joyce.

  292. Evel Kneivel Stunt Cycle by woobieman29 · · Score: 1

    I have no idea if the Evel Knievel Stunt Cycle is still being made, but it should be. This was the Evel Knievel action figure that rode on top of a motorcycle that had a gyro inside to keep it upright. You put it on the platform and gave the crank a couple of turns and hit the trigger, and it would take off and do a wheelie. It was able to make a jump and land properly, so we had hours of fun setting up more and more death-defying stunts for poor old Evel, such as the "Flaming Hoop of Death". We even did a remake of the classic "Jump the Shark" Happy Days episode starring our toy rubber "Jaws" shark. :-)

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    1. Re:Evel Kneivel Stunt Cycle by mabeesman · · Score: 1

      I had one of those, great toy. I lined up WorldBooks into ramps. Jumps of 15 feet were not uncommon.

  293. Meccano! by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

    Nuts and bolts beats bricks in the technical innovation stakes...

  294. Tinkertoys of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And plain old basic wooden building blocks in various shapes and colours...

  295. Only if you don't melt them... by blueZ3 · · Score: 1

    Ask me how I know :-)

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  296. Erector Set! by stuporg · · Score: 1

    Anyone else get one of those big ol' Erector sets full of nuts, bolts, screws and metal pieces?

    Especially great were the sets that came with motors! Throw in some gears and pulleys and the imagination was the limit.

    Another back from the 70s were the Riveton (Rivetron?) sets, a plastic sort of Erector set with rubber rivets instead of nuts & bolts.

    And who could forget the classic "Girder N Panel" sets? Anyone else have those sets of little columns and girders that came with plastic window and roof panels? In the 70s there were a couple of different sets, one with special pieces for bridges and one with window/roof panels for skyscrapers. But before that there were many many different types of sets.

  297. Re:Lego having a rough year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bought a few of the star wars episode 1 themed lego sets.

    The darn things fell apart. The individual legos were made of some soft, flimsy plastic that cracked after being re-arranged a few times.

    These were NOT the legos of my youth. It is as if they expected you to assemble the destroyer droid and let it collect dust, without ever disassembling it to make anything else.

    So, I would recommend that they stop cranking out legos that you can't actually play with.

  298. Correction by RealProgrammer · · Score: 1

    I don't think they make a 50-in-1 project kit that comes with an FM transmitter. AM transmitter, yes, FM, no.

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  299. Cardboard Boxes Rule by 4of12 · · Score: 1

    For kids just a little older, give them a large cardboard boxes and let them take out the top and bottom flaps (with scissors, if they're responsible, or just rip `em out).

    With crayons, you can color the outside of the box with headlights, tail lights, etc.

    Then you can run around for hours with the "car" held up around your torso playing as if you're driving a real automobile.

    Works best with largely blank outsides of boxes: it wouldn't do if Junior was running around the neighborhood with either the old Smirnoff Vodka box or the old Kotex Tampons box....

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  300. Ooo! Good one! by boredman · · Score: 1

    Wow! Thanks for bringing back a lot of great memories! My microscope was one of my absolute favorite toys as a kid. Given that this is Slashdot and all, I guess I shouldn't be too ashamed of many happy afternoons spent trying to find all kinds of neat "bugs" in a drop of pond water, despite how hopelessly nerdy I'm sure it must sound.

  301. Construx Availability by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

    According to this page, Fisher Price no longer makes them.

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  302. Tinker Toys and Lincoln Logs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tinker toys. You can't beat them. They are re-released now, with bigger pieces (probably so it is harder to choke on them). I liked the smaller ones better, but the one ones are still cool.

    Lincoln Logs are also cool. It is easy to build, and even easier to smash things!

  303. Lionel Trains by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    learn all about electricity, construction, complex systems and whats better they've started integrating A/V stuff, wireless controllers.

  304. Vaseline to improve the feel? by SeanDuggan · · Score: 2, Funny

    For some reason, applying vaseline to my toys to "improve the 'feel'" sounds vaguely wrong, let alone my kids' toys...

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  305. Half Life 2 by Tom7 · · Score: 1

    Half Life 2. I hear that it's an "instant classic."

  306. 2 cups sugar, 3 cups saltpeter, matches by wash23 · · Score: 1

    See subject. Approximately a 2:3 sugar/potassium nitrate ratio, melt on stove over conservative heat until fully combined but not caramelized. Can be formed before cooling. Shoots flame and massive quantities of smoke. Good for bus shelters, mall food courts, and school yards. Potassium nitrate can be usually purchased bulk at large Chinese groceries if you have such things. I'm not sure what Chinese people use it for, but the clerks usually tell you that it's not a seasoning and you shouldn't use it on your food.

    1. Re:2 cups sugar, 3 cups saltpeter, matches by Phishcast · · Score: 1
      I think it's used for preserving meats. When I was too young to be doing this stuff we "obtained" a canister of potassium nitrate from my school's chemistry lab and created something similar. We didn't melt the sugar and potassium nitrate together though -- I guess we weren't very good at reading the recipe I got from the local BBS.

      We put the stirred mixture in a large glass mug and placed it out on a frozen pond by where we lived. When we lit it up it had a really cool purple flame and burned for quite a while. There was a lot of smoke... When it was out we went to look at what was left and there was nothing. It had melted the glass as it burned down to the ice.

      Good times...

  307. Lego, that is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I converted my daughter's Thomas the Tank Engine train table to a Lego workbench at her fifth birthday. She hasn't gotten into it too much, but her friends love it. However, the one who has used it most of all is me. My wife often has to yell several times to get us (me) to come downstairs for dinner.

  308. polaroid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just bought a polaroid 200 for a nieces 4 yr old birthday. She loves being able to take pictures. She's done a great job with it too, because she can see how the picture looks as soon as she takes it. She knows to wait for the flash, and how to set the exposure with the little pictures of the house/ sun/ clouds. I wanted to get her a digital, but I didn't trust her mom to transfer images to their pc.

  309. Oblig SNL Reference by el_gordo101 · · Score: 1

    Mainway Toys Pretty Peggy Ear-Piercing Set, Mr. Skin-Grafter, General Tron's Secret Police Confession Kit, Doggie Dentist, and of course, the Bag O' Glass.

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  310. classic Christmas by BeannieBrewer · · Score: 0

    I'd have to say good ole' greed based, capitalism at it's fines Monopoly.

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  311. carton of smokes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Greetings,

    I represent the tobacco lobby. Nothing in this country gets done without our say so.

  312. Building engineering skills. by althalus · · Score: 1

    Models - The classic ones that are near impossible to find anymore. Not the dump snap in ones either. I remember sitting as a kid in a closed room with that glue.... uhh. where was I?
    Anyways, your kid wants a toy plane or something, get them a model set so they can build one. It's even more fun. Then they can paint it, canniblize parts to build cooler things, and then blow them up when they become teenagers.

    Erector Sets
    Tinker Toys
    Lincoln Logs
    Blocks (for the smaller kids)
    and of course, classic legos (but that's already been mentioned enough here.

  313. Face with iorn hair and a magnetic wand by karrooseun · · Score: 1

    Dont know if you still get this. It was a bald mans face, printed on a board base with a transparent cover about 1/4" above it. Inside the transparent cover were lots iorn whiskers which you could drag around to form hair, beard etc. And whats more the force field lines when the magnet was near look just like those hi res pictures of the sun. The same physics! Meccano was also cool, and chemistry set, even electric trains, although we never built ours up very large.

  314. The classics by the_truk_stop · · Score: 0, Troll

    Halo and an XBox. I think that was the turning point in my development.

  315. Re:Legos - on the right track by nokiator · · Score: 1

    Until about a few years back, Lego was in quite a bit of trouble. They had decided to go down the merchandising route, but the Harry Potter, Star Wars, etc. sets did not sell anywhere near as expected, resulting in large losses for the company which had been historically profitable. After a few executive changes, Lego did the right thing: Focus on basic sets that let children build countless different creations. Lego was able to offer these new sets at lower prices since they did not have to pay any merchandising fees to studios, etc. The new Designer and Creator sets from Lego are much more suited to letting the imagination of the kids dictate the play.

  316. Not just for fridges! [ Re:Fridgets ] by KE1LR · · Score: 1

    Don't forget that a lot of whiteboards are magnet-friendly these days so they make an awesome whiteboard toy. You can even embellish with diagrams, instructions, etc...

  317. Super Stunt Dirtbike by stettin · · Score: 1

    I think i was maybe 5 or 6 years old when I got this for Christmas around 1984 or so. This was one of my most favorite toys of all time. It was a motorcycle that was held in a "launch pad" with a gear. You would crank this sucker to how ever fast RPM you could crank this and as soon as you reversed the crank it would kick the back wheel out and the bike would take off. Now this doesn't sound too exciting in itself, but when you start making ramps and seeing how high/far you can jump this toy bike it's a blast.

  318. Even worse... by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

    Construx. Those beams would shatter into multiple shards of plastic that would embedd themselves in your foot. And then there were thr connectors, which were essentially miniature plastic caltrops.

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  319. I can't believe I'm doing this, but... by boredman · · Score: 1

    ... I just bought the "Ren and Stimpy" DVD boxed set, so I've heard this a few times recently :

    What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs?
    Rolls over your neighbor's dog?
    What fits on your back and great for a snack?
    It's Log, Log, Log!

    It's LO-OG! It's LO-OG!
    It's big, it's heavy, it's wood!

    It's LO-OG! It's LO-OG!
    It's better than bad, it's good!

    Come on and get your Log!
    You're gonna love it: Log!
    Everyone needs a Log! (trails off)

    (voiceover)
    Log! From Blammo!

    Oh, how I need to get a life, but R&S is one fantastic show!

    1. Re:I can't believe I'm doing this, but... by boredman · · Score: 1

      and even I screwed it up! d'oh!

  320. Dark Tower! by dbretton · · Score: 1

    !! Dark Tower !!
    !! Dark Tower !!
    !! Dark Tower !!

  321. Definitely! by youlogee · · Score: 1

    When I was a kid I always wanted Optimus Prime As I'm sure most of you know he's the leader of the Autobots (the good-guy Transformers). Anyhow, one year when I was about 8, I got Megatron - leader of the Decepticons (the baddies). Stuff the pic of that bastard. What can I say... I was crushed. So much so that I had dreams that I had gotten Optimus instead.... fast forward 17 years (ya know... roughly) and they had a 20th anniversary Optimus Prime and my Mom gave it to me for my birthday. Needless to say I was ecstatic, and 7 months later I'm still playing with it. ...insert cruel joke here ... So... although it's not exactly a classic toy, it sort of is, and I couldn't have been more happy about it!
    Megatron is teh ghey

  322. Matchbox cars and Mousetrap by Yardboy · · Score: 1

    Hasbro had a sale recently on board games and I picked up Mousetrap to play with my 5 and 3 year old children. I remember loving that game as a kid, and they get a real kick out of it too. PayDay was another favorite, because of the funny business names and taglines on the cards. Who can forget/resist getting three friends' worth of track together and stringing a matchbox raceway down the stairs and out the door to see how far they'd fly, a-la FoxTrot?

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  323. wooden toys by Phrack · · Score: 1

    The classic wooden cars, trains, tops, etc. Find them at lots of different places, from large chain craft stores (Michael's, Hobby Lobby maybe) to flea markets, or make it yourself if you're handy. Big on imagination, fairly indestructible, can be used as chew toys for younger siblings.

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  324. NAMCO Games by Striikerr · · Score: 1

    They didn't have them for home when I was young but I sure pumped enough quarters into the machines that I could have owned 'em all! Buy one of those cheap NAMCO type joystick boxes for the TV. (Bestbuy has them) Grab some rechargable batteries and plug it in. Pacman, Ms Pacman, Gallaga, etc. etc. I can still remember playing all of them for the first time and being awe-struck. Sure, they will not blow away the kids but you can show 'em how it's done!! I know that you can dload ROMS and build your own cabinets etc. but this is a cheap, simple way to get the kids playing some of the arcade video games which we all grew up with.. (Well, not all of us..)

  325. Legos are the best. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1

    Legos are pretty classic toys, and I like that they come in different themes. One of these days, when I'm old and gray and have nothing better to do, I'll buy a 100,000 square foot warehouse and fill it with all kinds of legos. And then I'll sit in the middle of my enormous piles of the stuff and wonder what the hell to do with it all. Ok, maybe I won't do that after all.

  326. Re: Still asking for Legos by AttillaTheNun · · Score: 1

    Bah, you had it easy.

    In my day, we had to chisel the blocks from a tree to build our Start Trek base.

    And we liked it.

  327. Marx Electro-Shot Shooting Gallery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pre-video toy shooting gallery. BBs and a rapid fire machine gun shooting arcade clowns and ducks rather than Halo 2 and Doom threats.

  328. still Slot Cars! by awfar · · Score: 1

    Not the toys (Mattle, etc.) but the original '60's versions like Aurora. There is still quite a large group of enthusiasts, many scales, and highly collectible (HO is still my favorite; Playing Mantis/Johhny Lightning has released a brand new chassis/bodies in HO) among many others.

    Yes, Slots are always problematic for young kids, both mechanically and fine motor skills, but rebuilding, modifying, and racing something with real motors/brushes that you rewound and hopped up can be fun.

  329. Talking about Christmas before Thanksgiving? by hellfire · · Score: 1

    Why are we promoting the idea of talking about Christmas before Thanksgiving? Perhaps we should stop and think about that for a while, and maybe this should have been posted on black friday instead?

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    1. Re:Talking about Christmas before Thanksgiving? by Futaba-chan · · Score: 1
      What are you talking about? Thanksgiving was a month ago! [1]

      [1] Here in Canada, at least.

  330. What about musical instruments? by Sir+Pallas · · Score: 1

    Walmart sells $50 beinnger guitars, which I wish I would have gotten oh-so-long ago when I was a kid. But I did get a harmonica once, and kazoos and tambourines can keep kids busy forever. (Though, these are less than quite gifts.)

  331. How about everyone's favorite toy by fataugie · · Score: 1
    It's SLINKY, It's SLINKY, the fun and wonderful toy...


    It's SLINKY, it's SLINKY, its fun for girls and for boys....


    Principles of potential and kinetic engery are explored all the while facinating youngsters and adults...at least until the god damn think kinks and then doesn't work for shit.

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  332. Young whipper snappers dont know what a toy is. by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    I remember playing with something called "quick silver".. and it was a blast.

    yes, you guessed it.... we were playing with mercury.

    the stuff is cool to play with... you can take it in your hand and throw it hard at the groun and it dissappears!

    (Ok creating mercury vapor and scattering 6-8 ounces of mercury all over the house was probably a bad idea.)

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    1. Re:Young whipper snappers dont know what a toy is. by Greyfox · · Score: 1
      Not to mention that shit absorbs into the skin and causes all sorts of mental development problems.

      Yeah we played with it too heh heh heh. Also: Asbestos.

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    2. Re:Young whipper snappers dont know what a toy is. by Mikail · · Score: 1

      Yeah, my dad had a small bottle of it. I thought it was pretty cool, so I swiped it for show-and-tell one day in the first grade. My teacher freaked out and called my parents. But I recently got some of my own that I play with, and I hope to someday hand the toxic substance to my kids for their enjoyment.

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  333. Play-Doh, Silly Putty, Slinky, Legos... by Jagasian · · Score: 1

    ...various ball games, holla-hoops, etc. Classic toys tend to be inexpensive, so I suggest using them to supplement modern toys such as video games.

  334. Bike helmets by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1
    Actually, I'm one to advocate bike helmets for the same reason I advocate seat belts. There's often some fairly high speeds involved and there's a lot of concrete around these days for kids to ram their heads into. I have a cousin who fell into a concrete embankment while bicycling, hit it head first. The impact was enough to total the helmet, but he came away with just a few scratches. As a 24-year-old, I wear a helmet when biking. I've got too much invested in this head.

    On the other hand, I'm a believer that kneepads and elbowpads for skating/skateboarding isn't necessary until you get to the really acrobatic stuff. Yes, they'll get some nasty scrapes from time to time, but for the most part, it heals without a scar and it gives the kid a reminder not to fall next time.

    And lastly, let your kids roughhouse. Tussling as a child taught me a lot about how to fall and how to react to an attack. We occasionally wound up with the odd bruise or scrape, but it healed and bad feelings seldom festered between me and my brothers. ^_^ Then again, from an early age, we were sparring with boffer weapons. Lastly, I'm a firm believer in letting your kids wander about the neighborhood without supervision, but then again, I grew up in a fairly suburban area with next to no crime and a lot of friendly neighbors.

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    1. Re:Bike helmets by jnik · · Score: 2, Informative
      Actually, I'm one to advocate bike helmets for the same reason I advocate seat belts. There's often some fairly high speeds involved and there's a lot of concrete around these days for kids to ram their heads into.

      Helmets are great; I'm a convert (especially since I like my helmet-mount mirror). But proper riding techniques are better. The helmet's the last line of defense in safety and sadly over-emphasized. With kids, who are more likely to fall and still developing both motor skills and interaction with other traffic, they're most important.

      To get back on topic, depending on temperment of the kid and financial situation, a bike can be a great gift.

  335. Warning! by LittleGuy · · Score: 1
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  336. Heh heh LEGOs... by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    I astounded a friend's kid a couple years ago when I showed him the LEGO "hinge" I "invented" back when all we had were rectangular LEGOs. He couldn't figure out how I did it. You end up a protruding LEGO piece that can swivel about 240 degrees around the LEGO housing that holds it -- great for those movable wings on my LEGO spaceships. I don't like all the newfangled LEGO shapes -- if you can't make an X-Wing with movable wings out of plain rectangular pieces, you're not trying hard enough! heh heh heh...

    I can describe the hinge if anyone wants me to, but I'd be very surprised if we didn't ALL "invent" it when we were growing up.

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  337. Seamonkeys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gotta thrown the Seamonkeys in there. :)

  338. buckets of legos by gaylenek · · Score: 1

    Is it me, or is it getting harder and harder to find fun buckets of just blocks. No themes, no final goal of build X, just blocks.

    The buckets I've seen in my area don't as nifty as the buckets I remember as a kid, the piece count is less, the cost is more.

    And as a plus, buckets of legos weren't geared toward any specific gender. Blocks were blocks. Open the lid and build away.

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    1. Re:buckets of legos by Bombcar · · Score: 1

      The buckets of 1000 pieces should be easy to find. Here they are at the Lego store.

      Keep an eye open for the sales at Toys R Us - I got 40 of these tubs for $10 each.....

  339. Re: Stratego - Risk - Diplomacy by clnelson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hah! Good point. Risk always did seem to end that way especially since the end game has more to d with timing than anything else. At least an hour later you could probably talk to your friends again ... unlike Diplomacy.

    Diplomacy http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diplomacy_(game) Now here is a game that will lose you friends. Simultaneous moves, social interaction and high-stakes negotiations. With Gamers. A recipe for destruction.

    I have a friend who still recounts to people (who are rolling on the floor laughing) about getting chased around the room with a knife after he negotiated the sabotage and destruction of another player.

    Classic.

  340. The best Lego deal right now... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...is the 1000-piece tub for $15 at Wal-Mart.

    This is a good starter set for the young ones. Just basic bricks, slopes and plates, and at 1.5 cents per piece, it's as cheap as Lego comes.

    I plan to buy a bunch of these at Xmas for the charity bin at the front of the store.

  341. How about erector sets? by irg1231491 · · Score: 1

    I prefer erector sets - you can generally get a lot more creative and functional with an erector set than you can with lego bricks. The only problem with erector sets is that they don't have nearly the money invested into them that Lego does, so you don't have things like Mindstorms, although you can improvise them with commonly available parts. Also, I like K'Nex - it provides a lot more freedom than Lego does in terms of structure and functionality (hey, build your own buckyball!).

  342. A chemistry set by grasshoppah · · Score: 1

    Your kid won't do any of the experiments in the booklet but combining a wide range of chemicals to make bizarre sludge is worth something in its own right.

  343. for us poor kids: by Phybersyk0 · · Score: 1

    cardboard & styrofoam -- reprazent!

  344. Buy Lego for future Slashdottters! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The best deal on plain Lego is the 1000-piece tub for $15 at Wal-Mart.

    Buy a couple of these and put them in the holiday charity bin at the front of the store - some future Slashdotter will thank you!

  345. This one never gets old by skadork · · Score: 0

    My 20 gauge shotgun never gets old. Kids will always love explosions, therefer they will always love guns. Knives are also a definate keeper.

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  346. Radio Flyer by spike2131 · · Score: 1

    Every kid needs a Little Red Wagon

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  347. Did anyone have a Sit 'n Spin? by cschmidt · · Score: 1

    The Sit 'n Spin was the source of many a vomit stain in my basement. Maybe I should make my own and relive the good ol' days...

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    1. Re:Did anyone have a Sit 'n Spin? by JUSTONEMORELATTE · · Score: 1

      No, my folks could only afford to buy me a Sit.

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  348. Re: Still asking for Legos by Hyecee · · Score: 1

    Heck, I'm 25 and just stumbled across this website and renewed my love for Legos. I'm pretty sure my parents still have a big @ss Rubbermaid tub of my Legos at home, so I decided to take an extra, empty suitcase when I go home for Thanksgiving so I could cart some of them back with me.

    I'm looking forward to a couple of evenings re-assembling all my sets and getting the replacement bricks!

  349. Rivetron by dlm85 · · Score: 1

    Rivetron was great, but they had a recall due to the choking hazard from the rubber rivets. It was easier to remove the rivets with your teeth than with the tool they provided. Mom made me take it back after she seen me with about 15 rivets between my teeth.

  350. Packaging by wickedj · · Score: 1

    Tried and true, little children usually 4 or less are more interested in the packaging the gift comes more so than the gift itself. I bought a child a big stuffed animal in a box and they played with the box for the next week before they took a second glance at the bear.

  351. Wooden blocks by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

    ^_^ Indeed! My grandfather made me a set when I was a child and they're still in use by my younger siblings. Nice varnished hardwood, gorgeous looking things. Only thing is, I'd warn any parent getting blocks for their kids that kids figure out that blocks make excellent projectiles early on and some of them have amazing arms on them as well as unerring accuracy...

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    1. Re:Wooden blocks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My grandfather made me a set too. Nothing fancy, just picecs of 2x4s (I think) cut into various lenghts between about 2-8 inches, no varnish but very well sanded. There were various triangles which I guess were scraps. My brother and I played with them for a long time. They come in handy later too when you need to prop something up a few inches. We never had problems with throwing blocks (that I remember). They are still around so I am sure they will be passed on.

  352. I read everyone's Answers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was very very shocked not to see an erectorset...

    http://www.ideafinder.com/history/inventions/ere ct orset.htm

  353. A box. by Nosf3ratu · · Score: 1

    It depends on the age of your children (I hope, anyway) but get a big box from a local store. Or even go all out and *buy* a box from UPS or FedEx. Endless free-to-cheap entertainment.

    The greatest toy a child can have is is or her own imagination. Remember to fuel it with plenty of books, though.

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  354. I'm Jewish... by FirmWarez · · Score: 1

    you insensitive clod! Oh wait, this isn't a poll...

  355. Rocks, dog crap, rusty appliances by StefanJ · · Score: 3, Funny

    Kids today are far too coddled. They need to play in weed-infested vacant lots where they can get a chance to play with rusty pieces of metal, weathered 2x4s with nails in them, and construction debris.

    I remember dog crap playing a big part in street play in my childhood. No one picked up after their dogs back then, nor leashed them. Dog crap could be hurled at other kids, or rubbed into item which were then handed, all innocent-like, to other kids. At the Fourth of July, toys loaded with both fireworks and dog crap were a source of excitement and an incentive to great speed and agility.

    To heck with your Gameboy Advances and LEGO Star Wars Episode VII sets. An old washing machine can with a little imagination serve as a time machine, and a discarded refrigerator makes a SWELL gas chamber for the final scene in Cops n' Robbers games and that actually kind of works for real!

    Stefan

  356. Tetris! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'nuf said.

  357. Here's what you want: Electronic Snap Circuits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Available at Amazon

    A little more "Lego-like" but still all the fun (and a little bit of the danger) of playing with electricity.

  358. Hookers can be a hobby. . . by Excen · · Score: 1, Funny

    I collect them in 55 gallon drums in my backyard!

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  359. Snap Circuits by godzillion · · Score: 1

    "Snap Circuits" are a similar concept which my kid has had some fun with. No springs, like the old 200-in-1 kits, but a variety of large, easily manipulated pieces you snap together to connect. Some projects are fun, some teach electronics. Go for one of the larger kits (at least the 200 modes) if you want any kind of variety.

  360. Re:Lego (removed S so lego nazi's don't attack) by Bombcar · · Score: 1
  361. Re:KING DING!!! (my list) by Neurowiz · · Score: 1

    1976 Mattel Space 1999 Eagle 1 - http://www.space1999.net/~catacombs/main/merc/eagl e/mattel_big_eagle_small_writeup.htm

    That, combined with the Six Million Dollar Man "rocket" and the Star Trek Bridge playset and the Space 1999 Moonbase Alpha playset would entertain me for hours.

    And I think my parents kept all that stuff as well.

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  362. Toys for Boys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    HOT WHEELS ! and the tons of orange track with loops, jumps and 180 degree turns. I owned a Hot Heap. My favorite. Lost every race in race. Aerodynamics was way over my head.

    Zeroids (four mobile robots with spring loaded launchers)

  363. History of Yo-Yos by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

    Well, for one, it really was kind of a fad. As more of an expanded answer, Duncan damn near bankrupted themselves by selling too many units back when they had the wooden yo-yos (As orders mounted, getting the good wood was more and more costly) allowing for the cheap plastic crap to compete. After a while, people started equating yo-yos with the plast ones. But yeah, yo-yos used to be one of the standard gifts at elementary school parties for me. My mother had found a large amount of Duncan yo-yos at bulk pricing, so they became standard gifts for us. That and, for a long time, those little sun-catcher things where you have a metal frame and some crystals, then cook it in your microwave.

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  364. ancient SNL ref by EaterOfDog · · Score: 1

    Bag 'O Broken Glass

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    1. Re:ancient SNL ref by MortgageMan · · Score: 0

      Happy fun ball...

      {This article is in no way an endorsement of happy fun ball. The author cannot be held liable or in any way indemnified for writing about happy fun ball.}

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  365. Hornby railways by ader · · Score: 1

    Here in the UK, Hornby has just launched a live steam model of the Flying Scotsman in OO gauge. At 500UKP though, it's probably aimed more at dads with disposable income, which is just as well unless you want to burden your kids for life with the stigma of railway enthusiasm.

    Ade_
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  366. Operation! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's still around. As good as ever. The kids will beat the caffeine-addled grownups every time.

  367. BigWheel by PDubNYC · · Score: 1

    Big Wheels ruled. You can get moved pretty fast on them, yank the brake and spin out. The kid gets some exercise, spends some time outside, and even the wee ones can use them.

    Gets a little tough when the plastic front wheel gets bald and your driveway has an incline, but nothing a running start can't get you past.

  368. Best educational toy for children? by EaterOfDog · · Score: 1

    Your time.

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    1. Re:Best educational toy for children? by cmpalmer · · Score: 1

      Amen, now if I could convince my boss of that...

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  369. Roleplaying game! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    About the only Christmas present I remember from my childhood is the 2300AD sci-fi rpg I got. Me and my friends played it for 5 years or so.
    And I remember having so much fun with it, being a gamekeeper and creating adventures for other players. *Sniff*

  370. Wooden Dinosaur Models and Fire! by mephistus · · Score: 1
    When I was 8, my parents came up with these wooden dinosaur skeleton models. You could put them together with Elmer's glue, and the kits we had came with a paint brush and little pots of tempra paint. A good thing to keep you busy for a few hours at time. Not to mention the educational value of general anatomy.

    And then there was one holiday when I got a wood burning kit... :)

  371. Heh Heh by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    I inherited a book from my grandfather called the "American Boy's Handbook" that had instructions on building most of that stuff and a lot more. It has chapters on chemistry, electronics (Such as they were in the '50s) and a outdoor survival chapter. Sadly some of the things they suggest are somewhat more difficult to do these days (It's so hard to find a good source of "black powder"...)

    It'd give anyone in the educational establishment today an aneurysm. Needless to say, if I ever actually manage to reproduce, my kids will be getting a good healthy dose of those subversive recipes...

    Hmm... I should see if the copyright's expired. That'd be a good one to put in Project Gutenberg.

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  372. best maybe worst old toy by rufuseddy · · Score: 0

    Not sure if its still around for sale but my favorite is the teddy rumpskin, rupskin? something like that. it was a bear that you put a tape in his back and his lips move with "the story". i always thought it was fun to put recordings of my dads porno on to audio tape and watch his lips move with it. sometimes i kind of liked it to much..........

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    1. Re:best maybe worst old toy by Mikail · · Score: 1

      That hilariously disturbing. It was Teddy Ruxpin, BTW. They were a sure-fire way to be the coolest kid in kindergarten when I was growing up.

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  373. Ooo - Alexander's Star by schon · · Score: 1

    Probably my favourite, because I solved it by myself, and it wasn't completely trivial (like the Missing Link.)

  374. Spud Guns were great by donbrock · · Score: 0
    The spud gun was a gun where you stick the end of the barrel into a potato to load it with a small bit of material, cock it by pulling back a spring loaded device and then fire it by pulling a trigger to release the spring. I remember the original spud guns using a spring loaded firing design but the current models appear to use air pressure to push out the potato. Also, many of the new ones are now called a potato gun.

    The original spud guns were mostly popular back in the 60s but have always been around since but rarely seen. I have occasionally seen them advertised since then in catalogs.

    The original models were pretty cheaply made and I remember mine falling apart. Also, my parents weren't too happy when they found potato pieces all over the porches, sidewalks and yard.

    I did a quick search on google and found many sites that sell them by either the name spud gun or potato gun. There's also countless sites on making your own. Here's a site that sells one: http://grandpasgeneral.com/k-pgun.html

  375. Playdoh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who didn't love playdoh? Better than legos - you could form it into the shapes you wanted, and it tasted great!

  376. Kim Peek, is that you!? by KnarfO · · Score: 1

    ...you forgot to sign off with your customary:

    "K-Mart sucks!" sig... :-P

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  377. Re:Lego having a rough year by TheQwe · · Score: 1

    I think if Lego wants to increase their profits, they should drop *everything* in their current product line, then go back to, say, 1987, and reissue every set from that year. Next year, they can do 1988 etc. I'd buy a lot more Lego if they did this.

    I think the decline of lego began when the first glut of star wars sets were released-- sure, the first ones they did were surprisingly good, but it set a precedent for future years(meaning right now). I don't think I've bought any new Lego since 2000 or so, but I have made several purchases at Bricklink, which is sort of an eBay for Lego.

  378. My faves - are they around? by anon*127.0.0.1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There was an Erector Set, lots of girders and nuts and bolts and stuff. Even an engine.

    My Chemistry set. I still remember what color you get when you mix Ferric Ammonium Sulfate and Tannic Acid! I remember starting to play with it Christmas afternoon, and my Mom insisted that my Dad sit in the room with me, I assume to make sure I didn't blow anything up. He sat there reading the whole time, only looking up when I said "Hey Dad! Look! I can pour this into this and it turns blue!"

    My first Microscope. I forget the name of the set, it was a set of cardboard tubes, and lenses you could plug into either end. It worked great, and I remember Dad giving up a drop of blood so that we could take a look at it.

    Kids today.. yeah, Gamecubes are cool, but they don't know what they're missing.

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  379. Only toy with *real* staying power by Raunch · · Score: 1

    fire.
    melting stuff never goes out of style

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  380. Favorite classic toys by shawn99452 · · Score: 1
    I always liked erector sets. Like legos, but way stronger, and you could bend them yourself if you needed a new shape. Plus, they taught people the correct direction to turn screws.

    Also fun was the board game Stratego, but it's been difficult to find recently, at least for me (I no longer have my copy).

    1. Re:Favorite classic toys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always liked erection sets. Like flaccids, but way stronger, and you could bend them yourself if you needed a new shape. Plus, they taught people the correct direction to screw.

      Also fun was the board game Masturbation, but it's been difficult to find recently, at least for me (I am a eunuch).

  381. Re: Stratego - Risk - Diplomacy by (trb001) · · Score: 1

    One buddy (same group as I referred to in Risk) now refuses to ever play Diplomacy again. He lost it and destroyed multiple CD cases and half the damn board when we gang raped his Turkish ass.

    --trb

  382. My favorite were Tinker Toys and Tonka trucks by jocknerd · · Score: 1

    I'll be buying my 21 month old son Tinker Toys and a Tonka truck for Christmas. I'll go with the wood Tinker Toys but I'll stick with plastic for the truck at least for another couple of years.

    And man are TinkerToys hard to find now. They don't carry them at Target. One of the places I have found them is Cracker Barrel restaurant.

  383. Erector Sets linkage by KnarfO · · Score: 1
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    1. Re:Erector Sets linkage by lahvak · · Score: 1

      Thanks, you just made my day! I figured out what kind of set I had as a kid. It was one of the Merkur ones, made in Czechoslovakia (at that time). It looks like they still make them, you can order pretty decent set for as low as 20 bucks. I think I know what I am buying myself for christmas - even though lot of the other toys mentioned here sound pretty tempting. I guess if I didn't have kids, I would have money to buy some of this stuff :)

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  384. Yo-Yo's by amulder · · Score: 1

    subject says it all.

    Every 8-12yr old should have a *GOOD* yo-yo. Builds hand-eye coordination. No batteries. Get some books from the library and learn some easy tricks. Fits in your pocket, carry it anywhere and play when you get a few moments.

    Make sure you also provide extra strings!

  385. Re:Ummm .... NO by kevinmf · · Score: 1

    I remember when I was a kid, I was babysitting for my neighbors who had a rubix cube. The dad solved it back in his college days. Anyway, I decided to see how much I could mess it up and be able to solve it again. Needless to say, I found the answer.

    He was pretty upset when he came back and saw his cube all messed up. But I went online and found a site that someone made where you type in the configuration of your cube, and it gives you step-by-step instructions on how to solve it.

    I fixed it back to how it used to be and he couldn't believe it. Thought I was some kind of genius or something.

    =)

  386. Lesser-known constuction toys by Atario · · Score: 1

    Check out a pretty good listing of construction toys here. I love Lego, of course, by Erector is a close follower. My personal favorite, though, is the much-neglected and rather underrated Capsela -- quirky plastic capsules with surprising possibilities (working pontoon swamp boat, anyone?)

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  387. Another vote for Lego by SwedishChef · · Score: 1

    My wife and I spent 5 years on a 32 foot sailboat cruising around the Pacific with our two children (a girl 2-1/2 when we left and a boy who was born along the way). There is not much room for extras on a 32-foot sailboat but there was enough room for books and for legos. Our daughter would make elaborate constructions from her legos while we were anchored or in a port but then we would have to break them up and store them away when we went out to sea again. She hated this but there was no alternative if we didn't want things flying around the boat underway (you would be AMAZED at the amount of motion in a sailboat at sea... we had bruises everywhere). Then, safe in the next anchorage, she'd make something even better. Really, all the toy a kid needs because with legos and an imagination they can make almost any toy. But I would advise you to buy the standard legos and not the themed sets because the kids can do more with the regular blocks.

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    1. Re:Another vote for Lego by MortgageMan · · Score: 0

      Here here!

      My was is and always will be favorite toy is LEGOS!

      I used to build aircraft carriers that had working elevators with planes in the hangar deck. I also used to build cruise missile launchers that used rubber bands to shoot mini missiles...

      Then I grew up and got a job...

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  388. Blocks by notshannon · · Score: 1

    Wooden blocks, cut from different kinds of hardwoods with nontoxic natural finish. Blocks are fun to build with and nice to just handle. They stay crisp and crunchy in milk, too, and stand up to attempted eating. One can also get more exotic shapes than rectangular parallelopipeds. Blocks are very safe, except when I used to play with them. I made a T, with a long narrow block standing on its small face, and then built a structure atop the crosspiece. Then I waited for nature to take its course.

  389. Silly putty by abb3w · · Score: 1
    ...is another good one. Nowadays, you can get off-brand in medium quantities, or direct from Dow in industrial amounts. What would your kid do with their weight in Silly Putty?

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  390. christmas hatchet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're even close to any woods at all, a Christmas hatchet is a right to manhood for any young boy.

    Nothing says hours of outdoors fun like being able to cut down anything in sight.

  391. Hovercraft by leighklotz · · Score: 1

    Weren't we all promised flying cars and hovercrafts when we grew up?

    I bought one for $3 from Edmund Scientific, but my 3-year-old cousin stepped on it.

    Well, they still make them, probably from the same vacuum mold.

    I got a 3-pack, since the shipping was the same. Buy it now.

  392. Rosebud by KnarfO · · Score: 1

    I always had fun on my American Flyer

    :-)

    Now, an updated version for 'kids nowadays' ;-)

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  393. Wooden Blocks by VeriTea · · Score: 1
    My dad made me a set of wooden blocks out of 2x4s. It took a little work as he had to cut them up into 12", 6", 3", and 6" diagnal-cut pieces but they were hours of fun.

    The best part was that I could make buildings that were large enough to be useful (wood has that special property :) )

    Later on, my parents got my younger siblings a set of cardboard blocks. The blocks were about 12" x 6" x 3". There were enough that we could actually make little houses and forts, and strong enough to hold our weight. Of course we could also hurl them at each other while hiding behind walls made of the same. That was pretty cool, since the blocks weighed enough to knock out portions of the opponents wall but not enough to cause any serious damage to the basement. It was a little like real-life space invaders

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  394. Wheelo by Fortran+IV · · Score: 1

    Here it is. My kids are still fascinated by this (come to think of it, so am I). Just how fast can you make it go before the wheel flies right off or you get Carpal Tunnel Syndrome?

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  395. Ah ... by gstoddart · · Score: 1
    I *think* he's saying that the solvers have hard-coded relative color face positions. I.e. they "know" that Green and Blue share an edge.


    Well, algorithmic deficiency isn't my problem. "True" and "True with my unstated constraints" are two very different things. :-P

    I don't have a Cube in front of me to see the real color positions.


    I don't remember if the specific, branded Rubiks had only a single colour combination or not. I know I've owned a bunch of more-generic cubes in which there was a lot of variation on which colours were adjacent to each other. (I've seen 'em with a totally different colour palette for example)

    Besides, any such algorithm should be trivially capable of being told the relative orientation of the center pieces and solve from there. If it can't, it's deficient. :-P

    Cheers

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    1. Re:Ah ... by ryanr · · Score: 1

      I don't disagree with you that the solver is deficient if it can't adapt, I was just explaining what I thought the discrepancy was.

      Also, you would think that the person using the solver could make a quick color translation table to account for the hard-coding. You only need to look at the center squares to see what the layout is...

  396. Screw classics. by someonehasmyname · · Score: 1

    I'm buying myself a new Virus.

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  397. Responsibility by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

    If you give a youngster a BB gun, you've got to be there when he uses it and make sure he understands the damage he can do. Make sure to impress upon him that he must think through all the consequences of its use each time he fires. Give examples: don't fire up into the air, don't fire in a direction such that if you miss you might hit someone, don't shoot pets, don't shoot mommy's flowers, etc..

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  398. Fun classic a couple years ago.. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
    I was thrilled a couple Xmas's ago when I found they had re-issued the old Mattel hand held football game...the one with the led's. Showing my age here...but, remember when those hit the streets when I was in high school. I remember them trying to finally ban them from campus with the noise distracting others in class while we played it.

    The newer ones seemed to be cheaper made than the ones of old...lighter, cheaper plastic. I liked the original much better than the Football 2 they put out. The baseball one was pretty fun too...

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  399. Christ almighty! Which bastard mod "Troll"'d me? by Nursie · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    That's an opinion based upon the facts of the case as highlighted by slashdot in a previous story! Not a ffriggin' troll. I was genuinely trying to set the guy straight.

    Crissakes, some people....

  400. Re:Gyroscopes are GREAT!!!!! by Torontoman · · Score: 5, Funny

    I had a die-cast metal gyroscope when I was a kid. One day I wound 15 feet of fishing line onto it, tied the end to a door knob and ran accross the room. I no sooner had put it on the floor when it started making this freakish humm - before I could reflect on the drawbacks of overclocking my Gyroscope it shattered and the spokes shot off in all directions - including two into my lower legs drawing blood. Some stuck into a pine bench accross the room, and some into the wall. Awesome - I'll never forget that. I think it must have been like starting the first nuclear chain reaction... "how high can we rev this sucker?"

  401. jacob's ladder by nhtshot · · Score: 1

    I had one of these little wooden toys during my alpha version stage and it was WONDERFUL.
    Jacob's Ladder history

  402. timewarp by evilmousse · · Score: 1

    -optimus prime, megatron, and soundwave.
    -MASK boulder mountain
    -castle greyskull & extra ooze

    they don't make them anymore?!?
    they SHOULD, dammit!

    seriously tho,
    -a bad-ass sled
    -slip-n-slide (for those with warm xmas's)
    -hotwheels (are micro-machines still around?)
    -anything nerf or super-soaker (nerf fencing was my fav)

  403. Nerf... anything! by buckeyeguy · · Score: 1
    The idea was to create toys that wouldn't get anybody hurt or break stuff... hah! Those Nerf footballs could leave a mark if you threw them hard enough.

    How many different Nerf things were there, anyway?

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  404. Ant Farms... by antdude · · Score: 1

    Uncle Milton's Ant Farm (the ones with green frames). Ants are educational and fun to watch. ;)

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  405. Spray paint ..... ? by gstoddart · · Score: 1
    Why hasn't the rubik's cube evolved into using actual colored plastic faces instead of stickers? Is it just more evil marketing because the rubik's people know that someday your stickers will start to fall off and you'll want a new cube?


    It's left as an exercise to the reader to determine how paint would apply in this situation. ;-)

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  406. It's a hang em all out to dry kind of Chrisssstmas by gelfling · · Score: 0, Troll

    Squeeze em till they bleed.....

    In George Bush's America I imagine that the number #1 Christmas gift for most of us will be almost adequate food to eat and Good Christian Cheer. The wealthy, "MY Base - haw haw" will as always, get slaves.

  407. Re:Legos - not just for boys by smudge · · Score: 1

    Girls love 'em too!

    Lego put out a pink set a few years back that didn't do all that well. Not because girls don't play with them, but Legos are non-gender-specific.

    When you throw in a good dose of primary colors you add artistic value. Or suggest a "blue only ______" this adds mathmatical (sorting) skills.

  408. Microscope by charlie763 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I had a microscope and a telescope when I was a kid and I remember them being the coolest things I owned. A microscope or a telescope will introduce a child to a whole new world that they can't see on their own. They may even get to wondering about other aspects of life that they can't directly interact with or see with their naked eyes (e.g. how a tree works).

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  409. Mr. Machine by underworld · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that's right - the original personal robot. Forget RoboSapien, you want Mr. Machine.

    I, for one, welcome our plastic robot overlords....

    And most importantly - imagine a beowolf cluster of Mr. Machines.

  410. It's not really the same by Nursie · · Score: 1

    if the packaging (or the cube itself) said "rubiks" on it anywhere you might have a point.

    Maybe you do0 have a point - either way I consider the action to have been unreasonable. The point of IP laws is to have things invented and made and eventually enter the public domain whilst allowing for reward of the inventor. In this case the inventor made many millions or dollars over at least 20 years - they've had their state mandated monopoly.

    I agree that it's silly to scream about the Homeland security agents though, clearly it is their jurisdiction and paranoia about that is just silly.

  411. Oops by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

    Honestly, it was one of those impulse things. I periodically link random things in an effort to keep hyperlinks relevant. Eh, my sister can handle herself, I figure.

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    1. Re:Oops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No worries, big bro.

      Sure, she's cute... but obviously she's also a red eyed demon from the deepest pit (of a place like Mordor).

      Only those geeks (sad and lonely, knowing where 'Mordor' might be) willing to volunteer for a "soul-ectomy" are gonna contact this she-demon. Yes, being an uncle is fun, but let's face it... it just ain't in the cards for you, my friend.

    2. Re:Oops by Justin205 · · Score: 1

      You must be new here.

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  412. LEGO!!!!!!!!! by compro01 · · Score: 1

    ok, so many people have probally said this already, but, what the heck?

    LEGO!!!!!!

    i still build stuff with it. it's fun and something to keep my hands busy when there isn't a computer available and there's nothing good on TV(which is almost 24 hours a day)

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  413. a real classic (100+ years) by frog23 · · Score: 1

    How about an miniture steam engine???

  414. .22 Rifle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No greater gift for a young child, although it would be good for his 7th birthday too.

  415. Too much safety concern...no more fun... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
    "Funny thing was that some of us played with these 'unsafe' toys and lived to talk about it. Heck, beleive it or not i used to ride a bick without a helmet."

    I hear ya. It seems kids today are almost forced to be such 'weenies'. No competitive sports..at least early on. No dodge ball (how in the world does THIS hurt self esteem?). Helmets for bikes? That sure would make it difficult to jump the over the big dirt pile in the neighbors yard over 4 of your friends laying underneath...while playing Evel Knieval...

    We made our first skate boards out of old metal roller skates and a 2x4...and went flying down large hills. When we got store bought ones...we stole wood from the nearby house construction sites and built big ramps at the end of the streets. Hell...we used to take off on our bikes all day long in the summer...just had to call home every 2-3 hours from a neighbors house to check in. Hell, now, kids don't seem to play outside at all. When did things get so PC when it comes to kids. Why did we take away all the fun things we could do? Sure, got some scrapes and scratches...broke my arm once at the skatepark when our town got one...but, survived, have great memories, and still have long term friends from the old neighborhoods made surviving these things back then.

    I don't think I've been driving through a neighborhood in years, and seen a bunch of kids in a front yark playing kill the man with the ball ..sigh...I guess someone would get sued over it today...

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    1. Re:Too much safety concern...no more fun... by squidfood · · Score: 1
      No dodge ball (how in the world does THIS hurt self esteem?)

      Let me ouch! let me ow!Let me "Target the nerd!!! ouch! oof! ow! oof! ooh! count the ways.

  416. Re:Classic as in oldschool: new Optimus Prime rock by james_r_boyer · · Score: 0

    I have the US and the Japanese version is enroute as we speak >:)

  417. Ah, a classic. by abb3w · · Score: 1
    Coal. You insensitive clod.

    A good choice, still available if you so choose. My sister has a couple tins hidden in her Xmas supplies, just in case one of her rugrats really deserves something special one year.

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  418. Watch out, man... by fritter · · Score: 1

    My parents were very careful to get us mostly "classic" toys when we were kids - lots of construction sets. Legos, Robotix, Capsela, Construx, lots of stuff where you could let your imagination run wild and create whatever toy you wanted. This went hand-in-hand with Lionel trains, and pretty much anything with a German name that was made out of wood. (Brio, anyone?) They also strictly limited our TV time, didn't get cable, and encouraged us to pursue a myriad of interests to give us a wide range of hobbies and experience.

    So what happened? Instead of going to college and studying Computer Science, I decided to try a liberal arts major in English and study a wide variety of subjects. Now I can't get a job and in all probability will die peniless and alone in the gutter. Want my advice? Buy them a McDonald's Play Restaurant Set and teach them to hang drywall. Trust me, they'll thank you in the long run.

  419. Favorite Classic Toys by infochuck · · Score: 1

    The original Civilization on floppies.

    It's funny. Laugh.

  420. Christmas Toys by ctstone · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I am a bit younger than most who post on here, but K'Nex is another exciting toy that fosters creative and engineerng skills. I remember just building lots of planes that would bomb the crap out of unsuspective people below (yes i actually made K'Nex bombs my planes would carry).

  421. Favourite Toy by chrisjwray · · Score: 1

    I really miss my BigTrak (I think thats how you spell it). 10m forward, right 40 degrees, forward 5m. Shit batteries died. Awesome toy. Bring them back I say

  422. Erector Set by facet · · Score: 1

    A great toy, but a little difficult to find in the US these days. ...or as a friend suggested: get him a gun and yourself some body armor for some family fun!

  423. The full quote by genner · · Score: 1

    Milhouse:

    Rember Alf? Well he's back....in pog form.

  424. Spirograph by MonkeyTrial · · Score: 1

    Spirograph taught me that I could create art through mathematical principles. Actually, I didn't know why it worked, but thought the resulting drawings were cool.

  425. Dr. Nim by peter+hoffman · · Score: 1

    I loved my "Dr. Nim" from E.S.R. which I had in the mid-1960s. I would have loved to have had an "DigiComp I" or "DigiComp II" also from the same company.

    Toys like "Erector" (or "Meccano") and "Tinker-Toy" were always appreciated as were science toys like chemistry and electronics kits. The "All-in-one" was cool too (it had a telescope, a microscope, a compass, a mirror, and other stuff in a Swiss Army Knife sort of package).

    Another toy I liked was the "Whizzer" which was gyroscope in a top.

  426. my best gift by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    shotgun

  427. Re:Lego having a rough year by Unordained · · Score: 1

    I've been noticing that Wal-Mart's been carrying less and less of the Lego inventory, and what they do carry is Bionicle and Harry Potter, not so much the Designer sets. A customer looking at the meager space allocated to Lego might not even realize that you can still buy good stuff online. Our local toy stores also started carrying less, and now I only buy online for lack of any other useful source. (We actually considered opening our own Lego store!) I don't think Lego entirely did it to itself, I think its retailers also participated. Lego's doing better, they're giving up on franchise themes and moving toward purely Designer sets (bad name, sadly) and buckets of bricks. The sad part is that it might be too late, that retailers and customers will never trust them enough again to carry and buy their products like they once did. Considering the others toys I see for sale at Wal-Mart in particular, I see that as a terrible disservice to kids growing up right now -- they'll wind up with one-use crap that won't teach them anything but violence and greed. (Maybe I'm too harsh, but the classic boys/girls toys really just seem that way to me.)

  428. Blacktron! by falser · · Score: 1

    What they should do is bring back the Blacktron Lego series. They were my favorite of all types of lego pieces as a kid. With several of those sets you had a lot of pieces from which to make just about any kind of vehicle you wanted. Everything from galaxy class starships, low-altitude flyers, moon-rovers, battle tanks - I came up with tons of my own designs. I made fun of the kids who only played with "castle lego", that crap was for babies.

  429. Toilet paper by ZappaSoft · · Score: 1

    In communist Poland, it was nice to get toilet paper for a change, instead of having to use newspapers. Black and white were ok, but the color glossy ones were too thick and slippery.

  430. +Holldöbler & Wilson for the paren(t)s .. by foobsr · · Score: 1

    Oh yes. And for the interested parents I recommend some Holldöbler & Wilson (1991).

    CC.

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  431. Real doll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  432. favorite toy has always been my floppy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    magic, happy, floppy

  433. Begging the Question by Bob+Uhl · · Score: 2, Informative
    This begs the question...

    No, it doesn't. It raises the question. Petitio Principii, as it is called in Latin, or 'begging the question' in English, is circular reasoning: assuming that which is to be proven.

    This is not rocket science. It's the sort of thing one learns in any semi-decent grade school. Sheesh.

    That said, this Christmas I'm hoping to receive a sweater or two--it's indeed sad when one gets so old that the dreaded gifts of one's youth are looked forward to.

    1. Re:Begging the Question by The-Bus · · Score: 1

      Bah. Your argument is stupid because it doesn't make sense.

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  434. Speaking of stocking stuffers... by Chazmati · · Score: 1

    My grandparents threatened their kids with the story where if they didn't behave then Santa would leave them a 'bundle of switches' instead of toys in their stockings.

    My uncle (now an engineer) said he never understood the threat, always thought it would be really cool to get some switches in his stocking...

  435. I have two words... by Lunch2000 · · Score: 1

    ERECTOR SET Despite what you might say I am younger than Thiry, I had one when I was a kid (no Legos) they were fun. Also if you have dexterity issues erector creations tend to be easier to handle because they are bolted together if you fumble your creation it won't smash into 1000 pieces when it hits the floor. Also what about Capsula (sp) that was a pretty neat building toy as well. Between those two you should get a good mechanical engineer out of the deal...

  436. Allow me to stand up, and take my hat. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Respect man.

    Your trolling powers are on a class of their own.

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  437. Lego Geekiness by Seraphim_72 · · Score: 1

    ..no discussion would be complete without the ability to draw this stuff -

    MLCAD

    LDraw

    Sera

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  438. Toy railroads by LanceUppercut · · Score: 1

    Toy trains, of course. Unfortunately, in US the toy market got screwed up the same way as any other market - the manucfacturers flooded it with worthless crap in order to push the real toys into the upscale "model" market. For this reason you'll have to pay a pretty penny for a real toy train set, but IMHO it is worth it.

  439. Lawn Darts (best when played at night) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We only did it once, but it was great fun. That is til we punched a hole in the garage roof.

  440. Re:+Holldöbler & Wilson for the paren(t)s by antdude · · Score: 1

    Yep, but that book is too technical. ;)

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  441. Action Figures by Noraa · · Score: 1

    I was obsessed with Star Wars when I was a kid and had a shitload of figures. When I got older it was Transformers and GI Joe. Boys will always love Action figures, so long as there a cool franchises to base them on. oh yeah model kits a fun too.

  442. No way i have the nerve to not be an AC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Not only are Legos an ideal gift for kids, but dad will still enjoy them as well, at least Slashdot dads.

    So Legos are like breasts, huh? Made for the children but Daddy gets to play with them anyway?

    going to hell now...

  443. The view from a son of a third world country. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    I rarely go religiously through all the thread, but I did this time (I am orphaned tonight, so have lots of time on my hands).

    The list of industrialized toys of all kind is very telling to somebody with a different cultural background (most people are USians here).

    Some mentioned yo-yo, but not s single person mentioned simpler toys:

    -Marbles. I spent unncountable hours playing with marbles, organizing tournaments against my friends, winning and lossing marbles in bets, and then building tracks for them with all kinds of materials to roll and roll and roll.

    - Did you guys have trompos?

    - What about baleros?

    -Roller skates?

    The most telling thing is that nobody mentioned a ball of any kind. Being Mexican I played with footballs most of my childhood to emulate the heros of the most popular sport in the world, but basketball and even volleyball where all close to my heart. Few things were more appreciated in Xmas time than a football, but most importantly a match with teams formed by uncles, cousins and the odd girl in the extended family after Xmas day brunch.

    You guys north of the Rio Bravo, did not mention a bat and a baseball, a pitcher's glove, and US football ball, if there are any UKians, not a single cricket bat?

    If somebody would have wanted a thread to highlight a geeky stereotype, this would be the one: mechanical contraptions, electronic gadgetry, all branded and commercialized, simplicity and physical activity sorely missing in the image that geeks have of chilhood's pleasures.

    But perhaps this is also telling of the culture of fear permeating US society (fear of lawsuits, feel of being harmed)...

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  444. viewmaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know if it will work, but I plan on giving the kids viewmasters and seeing if I can cut down on the gameboy and leappad batteries.

  445. When did Alf get his own talk show? by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

    Apparently, not everything is coming up Milhouse.

  446. Big Wheel and The Green Machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was younger, every kid's must have transportation device was the Big Wheel. But you were even cooler if you owned the Green Machine. And I noticed that the Green Machine was re-introduced this year and is available at Toys R Us.

    http://www.huffybikes.com/products/greenmachine. ht ml

  447. Does anyone remember TOGL's? by frogblender · · Score: 1

    Sort of a cross between lego/tinker/erector. Plastic cubes with one hinged side, four sides having holes, two sides with pegs. The hinged detail made for more dynamic creations. Also had steel axles and toothed wheels that resembled tires but would mesh like gears. Made some neato whirly-gig contraptions, lunar rover clones, alien masks with articulated features, etc....

  448. Surely a mishtake? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When i was a kid all i got for christmas was a lump of coal and a kick up the arse.

    I thought the kick up the arse does not derive from MP? Rather, it was a seasonal gift distributed within the Bacon family?

  449. The SOMA cube by tkrotchko · · Score: 1

    I think it was invented by a swiss mathemetician.

    But its my favorite all-time puzzle.

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  450. Armatron by auburnate · · Score: 1

    A really neat mechanical robotic arm. A classic!!

  451. Puzzles, stacking toys by ozbird · · Score: 1

    Last Christmas I asked for some distentanglement puzzles - the kind where you have to remove the ring without bending, breaking or cutting the rest of the puzzle etc. There are a bunch of different puzzles of varying difficulty, so there's something for everyone.

    A few years ago, I got some "Stack-a-Roos" - a box of eight wooden kangaroos roughly two inches tall and two inches wide; a friend has a different set with five or size different sized and shaped kangaroos, and I've seen one with different animals. The object is simple enough - stack them in any way you like! The shape of the blocks is quite cunning so that they hook together (sometimes precariously), so you get can make some pretty crazy stacks. I'm sure there's something equivalent where you live.

  452. You sunk my Battleship! by frogblender · · Score: 1

    ...okay, so I'm showing my age... If you clicked on this you're an old fart too...

  453. Matches and gasoline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Always one of our favorite playthings when we were kids. They made a nice compliment to model cars/rockets and legos too.

  454. Playmobile trains by matts-reign · · Score: 1

    I only ever got playmobile when i was a kid for the trains. They were the first model trains i have, and they were what got me interested in them. I stil have all my playmobile, and i've upgraded to proper model trains now...

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  455. Re:toys are evil - evil toys by Tandoori+Haggis · · Score: 1

    How about a rubik cube that automatically scrambles and solves the puzzle fifty times a minute, while belching green smoke, leaking ectoplasm and chanting
    "melborp a deretnuocne sah swodniw...."

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  456. Got one! by StefanJ · · Score: 1

    Daisy released a special collectors-edition Red Ryder BB gun to piggy-back on the Christmas Story fad.

    My dad got one for me for my birthday. When I was like, 32.

    He was still coming home drunk 5 days a week at this point. It wasn't as bizarre or outrageous a gift as the toddler's Mickey Mouse bowling set I got when I was 14, so I counted myself lucky.

    Still, I had absolutely no interest in it, so I stuck it in a closet.

    I imagine it might be worth money, someday, which could be handy paying for therapy.

  457. Re:Tonka, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Nerf toys by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

    I hope they are still made from the good stuff.

    You mean Tonka-tough steel? Better be. I don't hold with playing with dumptrucks made out of bronze.

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  458. (sigh) The Girder and Panel Building Set by TaleSpinner · · Score: 1

    Simply the best construction toy ever. Build
    skyscrapers, bridges, roads - all sorts of stuff.
    You can still get sets put together from bits by
    various collectors, but they are hard to come by.

    I wish someone would bring that one back!

  459. Model Rocket Kits by jonwil · · Score: 1

    If the person the gift is being bought for has any interest in Space or Rockets, buying them a model rocket kit is a great way to encourage that.

    Oh wait...
    Using model rockets will lead to the ATF comming after you for using an "illegal explosive device" without a licence.

  460. Jar of Vaseline by Nybble's+Byte · · Score: 0

    for Mr. Happy

  461. Capsella by dumfrac · · Score: 1

    I always liked my Capsela sets, although I don't know if children still play with this.

  462. Lego and Mechano by NerdENerd · · Score: 1

    Lego and Mechano are my favorites I remember as a kid in the 70's. Lego these days is pretty crap as they come in very small packs that are made to build a stupid little space ship or some thing. In the 70's it came in a bucket where you had hundreds of the same type of block and you could make anything you could imagine. Radio Shack electronic kits and chemistry sets were also cool but I never used to stray too much from the examples in the books. Lego and Mechano definately expand your mind to a greater extent.

  463. 80's Toys Reborn!! by ebooher · · Score: 1

    Now, since I just got to work, and hence just online to see this story, it's a pretty good piece of the way down and no one may ever even read this. Also, I skimmed, searched and read most of what's here and there is a toy missing that I feel needs to be highlighted.

    That toy? M.A.S.K. The Mobile Armored Strike Kommand. (Hey, it had to be K to fit with the acronym, poor spelling skills be damned). As a child I skrimped and saved my allowance and pretty much had the entire toy line. Sure, it meant I couldn't buy He-Man or even G.I.Joe most of the time. But who needed them when you had M.A.S.K.?

    With all the revisiting the 80's toy lines, including Star Wars (all of them) and Master of the Universe, it's curious to me that M.A.S.K. hasn't been similarly resurrected. For those too old or too young to remember the toy line, let me put on my "When I was your age..." cap and begin to knit my yarn.

    The entire toy line was based on real vehicles. It was, I guess in a way, our answer to the Japanese invasion of Transformers. Instead of robots, however, the M.A.S.K. vehicles all transformed into massive vehicles of battle. All covered with weaponry, death and destruction. Did the combatants end there though? No. They each also had a helmet, or MASK, that was also itself a weapon and each one had it's own individual power. Not unlike a nod to the huge comic property of superheroes in the day. Some even came with hand held weapons. These toys were just ready to take out the world.

    On further introspection, maybe I can see why it hasn't been resurrected, however He-Man certainly has massive amounts of weaponry as well. G.I.Joe is most openly a military body ..... any way, I digress.

    Now, while I'm geek enough to remember each of the vehicles, weapons, drivers, and masks in turn. I will not bore you with those details. But I will hit highlights of the back story surrounding the toy line and a grand overview of the vehicles involved.

    Matt Trakker, leader of the forces of M.A.S.K. and on the side of light and good, came by his weaponry from his brother, Andy. His brother had been partners with Miles Mayhem, leader of the forces of V.E.N.O.M. (The Vicious and Evil Network Of Mayhem) who together found the crystals that powered all the devices in the series. Andy knew that Miles was getting ready to pull something, and built a second series of masks and hid them for Matt to find.

    Then we get into the standard cliche villian plot. Miles wanted to take over the world and to that end had hundreds of schemes that Matt and M.A.S.K. were always there to thwart.

    This toy line touched it all (at least for a boy) It gave you cars to "drive," figures that could get into the cars. Cars that transformed into weapons platforms. Back story to relive battles with the toy line. Interchangable components. (The masks were removeable, and could fit different figures, etc. Unlike some toys even today where they are basically cast plastic figurines that don't even move ..... toy my eye.) Superhero like powers. Really cool villians to fight (I mean come on, Stink Man? [He-Man Villian])

    *sighs* Ah well .... and look at the DVD run of items coming out. Knight Rider, Munsters, Strawberry Shortcake?? .... and yet, still no M.A.S.K. love ..... truely a forgotten artifact of the past. Now all we need is Indiana Jones to help us find it!

    Thanks for letting me ramble about the past

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  464. A ball by dronkert · · Score: 1

    To play with on the street with your friends.

  465. mod parent to the ceiling. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -not that I want more people on bricklink, the other thingy... reissue sets!

  466. Stratego was very good by nortcele · · Score: 1

    We played many variations of it.
    One variation was that you had to turn your flag around. Or your 1 and 2's.
    Another was you set up your side and then flip the board so the other guy has to play your setup. Only rules was that you couldn't surround the flag with bombs. Flag had to be on back row. One space had to be open up front.
    It's a great game. Can be demoralizing.

  467. Two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lawn darts. Poke around in your grandparent's attic. Worlds of fun.

  468. Wham-O Magic Window by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    These things are totally cool. Would love to find one for my four year old daughter. It's the perfect toy: QUIET!

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  469. Dildos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lots and lots of dildos, the toys that keep on giving, and giving, and OH OH OH GIVING...

  470. geared toys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to have several toys with between 6 and 50 plastic gears. The toys were meant to be pulled apart and put back together. I particularly remember a helicopter and a clock.

  471. Re:Gyroscopes are GREAT!!!!! by Gaewyn+L+Knight · · Score: 1

    Heh... my father and I pulled a similar trick. We found one that seemed to be particularly well balanced at the store and took it to his machine shop. This was one of the spoked ones not these new smooth plastic wheeled ones.

    Anyways... So you take an air hose from the compressor and aim it so that it pushes on the spokes. About 45 seconds of this and you are quite sure you no longer wish to be holding the gyro. We set it on the floor and watched in amazement as it went 13+ minutes without even wiggling... about a minute later it finally fell over totally.

    We tried getting a tachometer reading on it but could never get anything reflective enough to stick. If only we would have thought of shiny paint. :}

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  472. What about an Aqua Diver - does it still exist ? by haloric · · Score: 1

    I used to play with a cartesian diver - the instructions for which can be found here: at hasbro

    This was a great toy, simple concept but tricky to use to pick up treasure.

    Has anyone seen anything like it in use today.

    Oh - and of course there was always trick-track, for those of you over 40...

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  473. Re:KING DING!!! (my list) by JoeCommodore · · Score: 1

    King Ding was just one of the Ding-a-Ling robots, there were different ones. Never had a new one but as a kid I did get my mits on one from a Salvation Army (I was thrifting as a kid, never stopped!)

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  474. Go and try to find a kaleidoscope by hypertex · · Score: 1

    I posted a question to Slashdot about Low Tech Toys last Christmas. I sure got the runaround at the stores. But I did find them online thanks to the post.

  475. Transistor Radio Kits by paddywagon · · Score: 1

    How about transistor radio kits. I got one when I was a kid and still wish I had actually made it. I think I broke something, then gave up. Or if you're REALLY cool, you can get a Russian transistor radio kit: http://www.tompolk.com/radios/russian.html
    Cool

  476. Industrial & dangrous Toys by JoeCommodore · · Score: 1
    Here are some that inspired my imagination, or taught me some hard-earned wisdom...

    Chemistry Set (my brother had this)

    Erector Set (loads of fun and minor cuts)

    Creepy Crawlers (back during the hot-plate era; burnt fingers anyone?)

    Hydrodynamics Experiments Set (never owned one but saw an old one recently, pretty different and interesting)

    Electronics Experiments Set (circuits and build your own radio/motor etc.)

    Office Building/skyscraper playset (white and clear wall panels, and snap-together beams, pretty interesting)

    Computer planning models (you know like those ones the IBM sales rep used) never had one but looks like it would be a good boy companion to sis' Barbie set.

    Matchbox, Hotwheel and Corgi toys especially the articulated fire engine with the extending ladder.

    Wood Burning Set (no nned to comment on the potential flesh/home burning potential)

    Die-cast Midevil seige weapondry (don't know who made them but really fun)

    Legos (ah, I remember as a kid the refreshing feel of the 2x2 brick corners stabbing into my bare feet in the middle of the night)

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  477. Re:Matchbox Cars: More than you want to know! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was great when Hot Wheels and Matchbox used to coexist, as different companies, as they were completely different takes on the miniature diecast car idea. It was almost like a version of Ford vs. Chevy played out in miniature!

    When Lesney created the first Matchbox car (sometime in the 1940's I think) in England, it was a revolutionary idea. The vehicles were somewhat crudely made, with thin wheels that freely wobbled about think axles, and no interiors to speak of, but they were tough and durable. They also were pretty small, and in fact could fit in a Matchbox: hence the name.

    Throughout the 50's and 60's these cars gained popularity throughout Europe, and people started bringing and them importing them to the US. The choice of vehicles was almost exclusively European, however the detail and quality of castings improved steadily over time.

    When Mattel came out with Hotwheels in 1968, it was a direct attempt to capitalize and Americanize (yah, kind of redundant, I know) on the Matchbox phenomenon. Mattel made certain that their cars would be faster by using thin wire axles and thick wheels that were not quite cylindrical; indeed most Hotwheel wheels have had a slight conical essence to them as a tangential edge provides the least rolling resistance. Whereas Matchbox cars were true authentic miniatures of the real thing, Hotwheels (and then even more cartoonish Johnny Lightnings released a couple years later) were at best often just passable caricatures of real vehicles. However, Mattel set the stage by consistently keeping their product at an inexpensive price point... to this day they still do not cost more than 1 dollar... whereas Matchbox cars were a bit pricier.

    This strategy paid off big time for Mattel... the American designs and "it's cheap enough for me to buy 4 of them so my damn kid will shut up" pricing helped rocket them into one of the truly genuine toy product success stories of the last century, and these colorful fast-rolling cars captured the imaginations of a generation, and continues to capture their wallets decades later.

    These two philosophies reached an interesting nexus in the 70's. Now competeing directly with each other, Matchbox cars became faster with crazier paint schemes, and Hot Wheels gradually became more realistic. Yet in comparing pouplar castings done by each company from, says, 1974-1992 (such as the 57 Chevy, fastback Mustang, Porche 911, Mercedes sedans, etc) Matchbox clearly had the upper hand in terms of casting fidelity, what with defined head and taillights, molding trim, and better interiors. Hotwheels were still not as well done in most cases. Matchbox always listed the exact scale equivalent on their cars, Hotwheels have never done so. Lesney eventually started making their cars in cheaper asian plants, to compete on a cost basis with Mattel. The variety of subproduct lines was great too... with different wheels, paintjobs, and other gimmicks reglary coming out year after year. Matchbox even started the current trend of super-realism in 1/64 with their "World Class" collection of the late 1980's.

    But what really made Matchbox cars the cherished choice in for me, was that fact that they had a damn good suspension! You could drive over all sorts of crap, simulate braking and cornering, or even have a rockin' good time with a van, and those wheels would always spring back to neutral! Whereas a hotwheel car became instant, nonrolling garbage as soon as you tried. My bin became filled with hotwheels where the wheels were bent under the frame, and those were the cars that eventually met their maker via sledgehammer or train... ;). They also were of more consistent relative size compared to each other, and just a little bigger than Hotwheels.

    Over time it seems that Lesney just could not compete with Mattel's economies of scale. The company went into receivership a few times starting in the 1980's, and was eventually sold to Tyco (of slot car, cheapass junky toy train, and R/C car fame) in th

  478. Toys that involve tactile stimuli by Facekhan · · Score: 1

    Things like toy train sets, water/bathtub toys and other toys that require a lot of moving things and touching things are probably going to be with us for a long time. Video games still have almost no tactile feedback. Vibrations are a start but until you can literally feel a magnet pulling on another magnet or the buoyancy of a water toy and other forms of precise tactile-visual feedback that even adults find strangely curious and satisfying (like smacking her ass and watching her reaction) there is going to be plenty of demand for toys and kinky girlfriends.

  479. Ultimate way to cheat the cube by ModernGeek · · Score: 1

    is to take it apart and then reassemble it. you can tell if you did that with the stickers, but can't tell if you disassembed it and put it back together, you just gotta turn it a certain way.

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  480. To hell with all this! by Badboy+Recovered · · Score: 0

    Bring out - DARK TOWER! :)

  481. Favorite toys as a kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I remember Gilbert Chemistry and Physics sets (it even had a radioactive sample and a detector) -- much fun. Also Erector Sets, Microscope, Telescope, a simple Electric construction kit from somebody (could make a telegraph, "traffic light" etc.), the Magic 8Ball, Etch-a-sketch, model cars, bags of cheap plastic army men, walkie-talkies, a gyroscope and some kind of wheel on a magnetic axle that would follow a steel hand-held frame.

  482. Slinky by kcfrome · · Score: 1

    Gotta have a Slinky!

  483. I still collect/have them; they are everywhere... by awfar · · Score: 1

    I still love them; I have turned my kids on to them. I still get out the old luan plywood box and wire up a radio or a light buzzer. Way too much fun, especially today when many toys I have seen take away the electrical build-it aspects. A radio kit with a pre-built circuit board? no thanks.

    I started with the 100-in-one in 1970, roughly, the 20-inone, the 60 in one, the 120-in-one (1972?), and now the 200-in-one, EBay them for cheap, and I have found them in good shape at garage sales. A little work cleaned them up and they all work.

    The biggest problem with them seemed to be that they put no support under the cardboard, causing them to sink in. Careful removal and placement of styro peanuts and the problem is solved.

  484. Toy from my youth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My genitals!

  485. 1) Magic kit, 2)"Operation," 3)"Jenga," 4)cards by neitzsche · · Score: 1

    1) Magic kits are a lot of fun. Coordination, timing...all that.

    2) "Operation" was another great game.

    3) "Jenga" is a more recent favorite (even though it's ancient, I first saw it only in the last 10-15 years.)

    4) Playing cards (and maybe a couple rule books) are great if you ever are having gender-gap communication problems.

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  486. Re: Stratego - Risk - Diplomacy by Guiness17 · · Score: 1

    I've played all of two live games of this. The tension when you have a full board is amazing. Both ended badly, and I seriously saw the begginings of a divorce during one. Wouldn't trade the experience for anything!

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  487. How to get what you want by cdw3423 · · Score: 1

    If we are making a list of what we geeks want for christmas lets put it where are friends and family can see it. On The Wish Zone

  488. Try a Levitron by peshewa · · Score: 1

    If you want to try something really cool for Christmas, try out the Levitron - a levitating magnetic top. Once you get the hang of how using it, it's absolutely the coolest thing. It's very non-obvious from a physics perspective, in fact there have been several papers written on how it works (here's one).

  489. FischerTechnik by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I enjoy Lego and have lots of sets, including Mindstorms, however there is no better geek building toy than FischerTechnik. They have many levels of sets and their robotic line puts Mindstorms to shame with respect to build quality. The only problem is finding them in stores, effectively, they are only available online and they are not cheap.

    http://www.fischertechnik.com/

  490. Re:Lego having a rough year by JoshWurzel · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why everyone's so annoyed with star wars lego. Is it because star wars is no longer cool on slashdot? I agree that some of the smaller sets have more unique pieces that are less versatile. But has anyone tried looking at the Ultimate Collectors Series sets? Those more expensive sets with LOTS of little parts. No unique parts in that darth maul model or the star destroyer.

    I don't have space in my apartment for real scale model building, so this is as close as I get and I don't mind it at all. Of course, those new designer sets look pretty cool too...

  491. Re:+Holldöbler & Wilson for the paren(t)s by foobsr · · Score: 1

    Yep, but that book is too technical. ;)

    Nah, it is art - just think of (look at) pp. 83 ff. .

    CC.

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  492. Re:Lego having a rough year by chrysrobyn · · Score: 1
    Sales for Lego have fallen over 25% in the last two years and the company is looking at a record setting loss for this year.

    Oh, sorry, my bad. I stopped buying them when my wife got pregnant. I only intended to put them away until their choking risk lowered significantly, but that hasn't happened yet. So far the kid is cheaper than the Lego habit though.

  493. LEGO by VanillaCoke420 · · Score: 1

    Lego, no question. I've played with it for as long as I can remember. I liked it all, city, space, mideaval and of course technic.

  494. trains, model by whitroth · · Score: 1

    Jeez, not a *single* mention on the first page of replies about the Classic Holiday toy: trains. Not too expensive to start, not to expensive to continue (unless you're one of those who think that a "hobby" is a way to dispose of excess money....)

    Under $100 for a basic set, $4-$40 for more cars, or scenery, etc.

    And if that's too much, the Wham-O wheel, makes noise, drives viewers nuts....

    mark

  495. Encourage engineering creativity! by Money+for+Nothin' · · Score: 1

    Get them Legos or Erector (laugh at the name) sets.

    I spent years as a kid building all kinds of stuff with Legos, and it was a blast. Great for improving one's spatial thinking, and they can do it while building Lego cities or Lego cars to crash into each other (and then the pieces go flying everywhere!).

    Fun stuff. :-)

  496. want 400 of them? cheap by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    go to samsclub.com type in 'bouncy ball' and search...

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  497. re: your sig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    #define try(x) ( do(x) ? do_not(x) : -1 ) /* do(), or do_not(), there is no try() */

  498. Forrest Mimm's Getting Started In Electronics by xtal · · Score: 1

    If your child has any interest in electronics, get them this book - I assume it's still in print - it is the best introduction to electronics and electricity I have ever seen. I got it when I was 12 or so, and it's probably why I have an EE degree now.

    It is a perfect match to one of those 200-in-one kits, or better yet, a $200 gift certificate to digikey and a prototype board. ;)

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  499. Mechano rocked... by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

    I recently collected up all the old Lego and Mechano from my parents house when they moved. I'm keeping them for when/if we decide to have kids.

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  500. collateral damage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in the usa more people die or get hurt by guns pointed at them than other 'evolved' country...

  501. Rubik's Cube Perpetual Calendar by ApproachingLinux · · Score: 1

    i keep this on my desk - much easier to solve just the one face for today's date than solving the whole thing - but co-workers are still amazed that it can be done. too bad you can't find it anywhere anymore.

  502. Here's some great ideas! by nothingtodo · · Score: 1

    Great topic. I'm replying based on others' suggestions as well. Lincoln logs were always fun. Even better when smashing houses down with tonka trucks. Still available, but probably not wooden like they used to be. Erector set is the best toy I think. I had several made by Gilbert when I was a kid. I also had the 3 speed motor which provided great power for cranes and such. I prefer the mid70s stuff since the earlier type is probably not size compatible and I had a late model smaller set, and the plastic panels and thin beams just didn't inspire me at all. I like the stamped metal beams that would rust and the tiny wrench you got the tightening bolts. Tinkertoys were fun too. Remember making crude gears with the wooden hub and the short (yellow?) sticks? I always wanted one of those glass bulbs with a vane inside that would spin if you put it near heat or was it light? I also say a gyroscope was fun. Put it on a string, or try to twist it around whilst spinning. The hardest part was just trying to wind the string good so it would not pull out while getting it up to speed. Tonka trucks were the best. As a kid, we had over 10 vehicles and 3 tons of sand to play in. I made my brother play demo derby with his dump truck against others, and never really damaged the front of it. I even had a little backhoe that worked. The new trucks are nowhere near as good. They need to be all metal so they can stay outside for years to get a nice worn finish. Isnt it amazing that none of these toys are electronic? Kids need to get back to toys that run on creativity and imagination.

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  503. PC in action... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... seen a bunch of kids in a front yark playing kill the man with the ball
    Is it just me, or did most of us call this "Smear the Queer"? Admittedly, back then, I thought "queer" just meant "odd or unusual", but I thought I'd just comment based upon your complaint on how PC the world was getting.

  504. Logic? by iceperson · · Score: 1

    That reminds me of this conversation on home schooling
    My neighbor was picking my brain about getting the public school to challenge her first grader. She was concerned because my first grader was already reading while her son of the same age was just learning the sounds of letters. Nonetheless she challenged my home schooling saying my son would still miss out. "It's important for him socially too. He needs to be offered drugs so he can turn them down."
    Who can argue with that logic?

  505. The joys of a huge fresnel lens. by raygundan · · Score: 1

    I have a couple of 12" fresnel lenses-- they were all of $10 each from edmund scientific when I was in college. Looks like they have 11" square fresnels for $5 now.

    Their industrial optics catalog can probably get you larger ones.

    The 11" square is enough to melt pennies, and you don't have to be nearly as patient as you would have to with a piddly 4" round glass lens. I recommend adding a pair of welding goggles to the box when you give it to your kids as a present, though-- the "bright spot" it makes is more than a little bit dangerous to look at, even indirectly.

  506. Re:Gyroscopes are GREAT!!!!! by netringer · · Score: 1

    You sir, just made my friends list! I haven't laughed so hard and long in quite a while!

    It did always seem that we had to always figure out a way to ADD MORE POWER! If it used 4 batteries, see what happens when you put 6 MORE in series! Plug it in the wall!

    One year in MY youth the hot toy was the Marx Mystery Spaceship Gyro. It has considerable mass in the spinning metal disk inside, although like most things from my youth I probably wouldn't think it was so heavy today. It would twist your arm if you put in motion or changed the orientation while it was screaming away. Had we had today's high speed cordless drills we could have REALLY gotten that sucker spinning and might have done some damage!

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  507. Re:Laa-hh Drtsss by The-Bus · · Score: 1

    Haha! I had friend too! I played toy game outside! One time I had hit and got me inside one. Daddy kam to help. Daddy save me from bad things.

    Daddy sometimes angry have to tak care uf me. Cant work all the time. But Jowoll like it ha! Jowoll don't mind. Jowoll like friends at home. Its fun! I get seatbelt for my arms.

    Jowoll need TV now, the lady is on, the friend lady.

    Daddy put TV on for Jowoll! Please!

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