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Dolphin Jumps Again with Artificial Fin
Ant writes "This Yahoo! News story mentions Fuji, a mother dolphin that lost 75 percent of her tail due to a mysterious disease, being able to jump again with the help of what is believed to be the world's first artificial fin. The 34-year-old dolphin held at Japan's largest aquarium in the southern island of Okinawa wears the rubber fin for about 20 minutes a day allowing her to jump and to swim at the same speed of other dolphins."
If we don't stop the dolphins now we'll be overrun with evil cyborg dolphins
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I'm curious how many more animals need prosthetics?
First Porpoise!
Not looking forward to artificial fin chunks in my Tuna sandwich
I expected that dolphin to be red with 'Marlboro', 'Shell' and 'Vodafone' painted on its other fins...
our bionic dolphin masters.
I hear they taste just like tuna...
I was confused by this statement in the article - " The breeders decided not to keep Fuji's fin on all day fearing that it may fall off and be eaten or destroyed by other dolphins." - I've read that sharks will eat just about anything, but do dolphins eat rubber?
Hulk SMASH Celiac Disease
I wonder where we are in bio research, getting humans able to walk, run, jump at the speed of other humans.
Of Code And Men
I ASKED for FREAKING LAZERS damnit... Whats a guy supposed to do around here?
When she saw the artificial fin for the first time, she ran away - did they graft legs onto her first?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/this_world/3 754310.stm
Hmmm?
...I really would like a new pair of shoes, can you help me?
This is less applicable being in a hman controlled environement. But I have to wonder if our attempts to "help" animals actually results in long-term harm. Like it or not, the weak are supposed to die out. Perhaps we should do less to help animals.
I will also temper my argument by saying that people need to stop intruding so much on animals' natural habitats so that they can have a healthy population that can rebound from the occasional disease or natural disaster.
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"Every dolphin wants prosthetic tail fins on their real fins..."
No they can't do that! This is their attempt to rebalance the karma loss from continued hunting (I mean research) of whales. It would be plain wrong to kill a defective animal for food when there are bigger healthier ones to eat (I mean research).
-- Instant Karma's gonna get you! [320848 = 2*2*2*2*11*1823]
That is all.
...that wearing this fin for too long makes the dolphin tyred.
This is just the first step in uplifting the dolphins.
Next step: decyphering trinary.
"We make tires; we specialize in foots of sort. If we see offers, we will consider them," he said.
I guess a fin qualifies under "foots of sort". You have to hand it to capitalism. What other manufacturing culture would even consider "foots of sort" for a lady porpoise.
Based on the following, "Visitors have told us she looks happy," he said. Inside Bridgestone a line of female prosthetics is undder consideration. An anonymous source reports, "There has been a sudden shift in our research departments interest in hootage. What was once considered locker decoration may soon beccome a significant contributor to our bottom line. Yes, pun on purpose, we are looking into booty enhancments as well."
Now I'm the grandest Tiger in the Jungle!
Does anyone know how the dolphin gets used to using the new fin? If people go through training to use a fake leg, how do dolphins do it?
There are more photos in the page of the Aquarium (in Japanese) Chura Umi Aquarium
The Vietnam vet is still sitting by the side of the road singing about how he has no legs.
Not to rag on a veteran, but what obligation do the Japanese have to make prosthetics for Americans? If you want to rail against our misplaced priorities, this is probably not the place.
"We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
Dolphins have been given artificial flippers on several occasions before this.
So long, and thanks for all the fins.
- "They misunderestimated me."
Actually whales and porpoises taste nothing like tuna. The meat is very tender and tastes a bit like premium beef. I doubt dolphins taste much different. Last time Rainbow Warrior was in port we had a Barbecue on the wharf right next to it. No prizes for guessing what we were barbecuing ...
Only to idiots, are orders laws.
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I, for one, welcome our new artificial fin wearing, dolphin jumping overlords.
...thanks for the fin.
[ducks, runs for cover]
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spending a few tens of thousands on a fun project, overstating the cost to your company to the press, and enjoying WORLDWIDE FEELGOOD PUBLICITY FOR NOTHING? doesn't sound that bad a deal to me. Look how much bridgestone spend on F1 tyres, for example...
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dolphins r your friends, you shoudl not shit them
as the other poster put it "not to rag on vietnam vets" but that was 30 years ago. Hell before I was even born. Not that I think they don't deserve help just that at this point in the game they probably didn't want the help.
Though I have yet to see a dude in a wheelchair who was actually from a war and not just handicapped either from birth or another accident.
In Canada at least I don't share many thoughts with the homeless street bums. Shelters exist where you can get a shower, shave and food. There is no reason to be a disgusting totally unemployable slob on the streets other than you're too lazy to actually clean yourself...
Of course you have to be sober to stay at most shelters.... but no wait society forced those drugs into the guys arm. Yah....
Tom
Someday, I'll have a real sig.
"In a related story, the 1-8 Miami Dolphins announced that all player surgery will henceforth be performed in Japan."
now she has to be balanced and rotated every 10,000 miles.
I guess that everyone thinks that's the normal price for a chunk of rubber?
Bridgestone have an odd idea of marketing!
Or has no one else RTFA?
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wow, how does it feel to be so completely clueless. 30 years ago isn't that long ago - definatly not long enough for some scars to heal; particularly the mental ones.
Be glad you have no idea what war is like.
...for "scientific" purposes... maybe they are feeling guilty and want to save the species now. Yea!!!
USA charges an arm and a leg for AIDS medicine. Japan wants to do the same, but nobody agrees to trade an arm for an artificial leg...
So Long and Thanks for all the fish
Man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much... the wheel, New York, wars, and so on, whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely the dolphins believed themselves to be more intelligent than man for precisely the same reasons.
Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur
However, I'm drunk. So fuck youse all.
Time for Flipper and chips.
Just make sure some pub in Britain does the cooking. As bad as their food is supposed to be, it is the only place I've ever had good Flipper and chips.
Fool! Do you really think what what youve eaten to be tuna is really tuna? It's tuna that tastes like dolphin! bahaha ;)
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What was your point? You are on a mission to bad mouth sea-mammals? Uh right! Tuna are fish, they might absorb heavy metals but as carnivores so will dolphins. If you were trying to argue that fish are as intelligent as dolphins - then I call BS. Dilphins and tuna pack hunt together sometimes but it is quite possible that this is actually instictive cooperation. There is no evidence of cognition in fish that I know of. your post isn't even related to the artical appart from a slight reference to dolphins.
First, I generally agree with you, but this is still a worthwhile act. Corporations are, in a legal sense, people, and should act as responsible members of the community. Charitable corporate donations have plunged over the last twenty years. Any positive action, even helping a dolphin, is a good thing.
Considering that Bridgestone's primary product (tires) is environmentally quite destructive, helping an animal is the least that they can do. We can be critical about what other causes they could have chosen to support, we can even make fun of dolphins, but fundamentally it was a decent act to help the creature.
How much is a dolphin worth? It's market value, or it's value as a living, caring, creature? People spend fortunes taking care of their pets, though it would be much cheaper to purchase a new dog or cat. They do it because they recognize the moral value and ethical requirement to be a good caretaker for the creature that they own. This is a 34 year old dolphin, dependant on human beings for it's life. There is nothing wrong with being decent towards it.
All of the alternate uses are good, even better. But to get a corporation to do something good is in itself remarkable.
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Great for the dolphin but I think there are better things to spend your philanthropy on.
This is similar to what we see on the news every day. If the news has a story about some dog getting burnt in a house fire, people will spontaneously send in thousands of donations for the dog. If a family with children gets burned out of their house, they get jack in donations (except for help from the established relief agencies like the Red Cross and Salvation Army).
Hey, not a problem! Being able to give people such as yourself an outlet for their blinding sarcasm is what it's all about, right? You truly deserve a clap on the back for your zing in my direction! I believe that you deserve the "good work" more than I.
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Soylent Tuna is made of dolphins!! DOLPHINS I tell you!!
If life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, let's all get wasted and have the time of our lives.
Though I've never had body parts come through (at least, not as part of the Second-Hand Dealers and Pawnbrokers Act 1996), although many of my customers may have desired the transaction of the body parts of their rivals.
As much as Mike Myers gets under my skin sometimes I did have to laugh my ass of when playing Evil Genius and found the mission to go get the Freaking Lazer.
It is not tender at all. It is stringy like horse.
Please stop lying.
It does not taste liek beef either, it is very gamey and potent. Not mild in the least like corn fed beef.
Wow, who modded him down to a 0? Your post really is a bit cynical as he notes.
> > > Dolphins aren't "always smiling". That's just an optical illusion[...]
> > > Dolphins don't use radar. It's sonar.
> > > If dolphins are that smart, why haven't they built cities?
> > > Finally, why does every can of tuna say on it "Dolphin friendly" ?
> > > They aren't beautiful, they're overrated. Dolphin-worship culture is merely an excuse for whiney new-age types {who probably believe in aliens as well} to make their own miserable existences seem a little less pointless. {And for people to make a quick buck selling tat decorated with dolphins to gullible people.}
I work at an aquarium, and I've the liberty of preserving the rest of the reply to this thread.
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> > "Tee-hee! You're an orca, aren't you? Got the cute little eye patch thing goin' on, but we warned you about the primates and their looking-boxes. The primates, especially the ones on Slashdot, are really protective of their mascot. Silly Orcas, always thinkin' with your stomach, not your brain.
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> >VOTE LEVIATHAN-2008! THE ILLUMINATED CHOICE!!!k!ik!"
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> "Yeah, yeah, yeah... So Shamfoo ate one fuckin' penguin in front of a National Geographic expedition, and we never hear the end of it. Fuck you, fin-boy, and your blowhole end up lookin' like that guy on tunase-cx. Oh, and Leviathan's a pussy.
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>CTHULHU-2008, YOU COMMIE FINBERAL WUSS!!!wo!o!!oo!!oo!o!"
Dolphins are vastly superior to human beings : they don't need to have cities nor vehicules ; they're fit to their environement far better than we are to ours. They're actually among the fastest creatures in the water. Our best boats are just close to their top speed, after 15.000 years of so-called "scientific evolution". They don't need to work to buy food : they can grab a snack whenever they want, wherever they want. Try to catch a rabbit on your own ! They're smarter than humans : no dolphin would attack one of its sibblings. So they can spend an entire laid-back life, probably telling themselves fun stories about us, forever enslaved and fighting hostile conditions.
But there is more : being a dolphin, you would have a lifelong erection, and not having to go to the old trick of "- Here is your aspirin darling ! - What for, I've got no headeache ? - Fine, let's shag!" to have sexual relationships.
If I were on metempsychosis, I would DIE to reincarnate into a dolphin.
Now that would be cool.
--- Ban humanity.
And in Other News.... Restaurant owners accross the Far East have noticed a sharp increase in the supply of dolphin fins for their soups. "Mysterious ilness" indeed... It's called a knife.
Do you know how many condoms that would buy?
--- Ban humanity.
at first I was gonna start with the age old Shark-laser thing, but think about it Dolphins with prosthetic lasers! They are more intelligent than sharks, and could be trained to fire lasers on cue!
First came sharks with frikkin' lasers attached to their heads and now bionic finned dolphins... when did we decide to go Inspector Gadget on our sea creatures?
Isn't it in Japan where they have a sport of clubbing dolphins to death?
Stupidity: it's a renewable resource
"When she saw the artificial fin for the first time, she ran away. She was so scared of the object. It took us five months to make her get used to the artificial fin. Now she is perfectly fine with it," he said.
Wow! They got her artificial feet too?
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I like
Isn't that the fluke rather than the fin
they're talking about?
for a long time, they're called Swedes.
...still no cure for cancer
dolphins are not porpoises, will the real anal retentive shade please stand up?
it's the first "first post" joke with some actual humor in it. not like any of us think dolphins are actually porpoises.
Well. I agree that pure basic research is a very good use of money, and in the long run, research is a better investment in the betterment of mankind's situation than one-shot charity. For example, pure research in atomic reactors and fusion, while perhaps not immediately leading to a commercial product, ultimately brings us closer to cheap clean engery and a better life for everyone. I however fail to discern how 'questions' like "Can a dolphin adapt to a prosthesis" will lead to bettering humanity's condition in life.
Its a matter of priorities. In this case, IMHO, building a water purification unit (which will last for years) for a village in Africa serves the long term interest of humanity better than putting a prosthesis on a dolphin.
I am curious HighOrbit ... what do you do for a living? Do you better humanity's condition daily? What do you spend your money on? Anything for yourself? Any luxuries? Lecturing on Slashdot is all well and good ... but I doubt you hold up to your own standards ... most people don't hold up to their own. Can you? I would welcome a reply.
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One of those few times that /. get's beat out by the US press.
I'm here for the experience, not the Hyperbole.
To get personal, I am a civil servant and I have worked in public service my entire adult life. And yes, I do give to charity (mainly the March of Dimes).
We live in a world of scare resources and waste is irrational. Luxury is not necessarily evil because it is an element of human happiness. But waste is evil because it squanders resources while maximizing no moral good. There are only so many resources to go around and yes, sick children do rate higher on my list of priorites than animals. If I had $95K extra to give to charity, I would be interested in prosthesis for human beings and not animals.
In a way, this is a strange argument for me to make because I am a libertarian influenced strongly by Rand. In Objectivist though, altruism is mostly considered to be bunk and self-interest is considered the superior morality. Generally, I agree with that analysis. However, when charity is given (for whatever reason it suits you to give it), I would hope that rationality and reason would prevail instead of irrational "the dolphins make me cry" misguided altruism. If you consider youself part of humanity, then the advancement of humanity is rationally also in your own self interest (although in a roundabout matter). Since I wish to live in a world free of disease, war, and poverty, I think it is rational to work toward those goals and that is where my "charity" is directed.
And yes, there are always better uses of money. Without getting on a logical slippery slop that many people seem to falsely imply, spending money on your fellow human beings is both more rational (and in IMHO therefore more moral) than wasting it on an animal.
Keep the whitehouse white, vote Trump & Palin 2020.
The point isn't that Japan should be giving our veterans prosthetics. The point is that in Japan, a dolphin has a prosthetic, while in America, vietnam veterans still lack prosthetics.
I dare you to spent 2 hours with a vietnam veteran. Ask him to tell you what it was like over there, and what it was like when he got back.
I for one am glad that we now make a distinction between supporting the soldier and supporting the war, and that the former does not require the latter, in fact if may preclude it (in the case of an unjust war).
Most of the time I hear conservatives liberal bashing, it's just a load of crap. But people really screwed up by hating vietnam vets; most of them didn't want to be there, they had to serve. And we, the country screwed them double - in what we put them through, and in how we have treated them since.
Those who came back with their psyches relatively intact at least had a chance to try to live the rest of their life - however haunted it may be. But MOST people who are in an extended war - I think it's 6 months - fall into one of two categories: 1) mentally scarred by the experience (this is around 90%) and 2) not affected heavily, but these people are predisposed to anger, violence, killing, etc anyway.
Oh, but it got moderated flamebait, so I'll just forget about all that... yeah, screw that guy on the side of the road who's short an arm or leg or both, who can't see or hear, who spends every night of his life in nightmares running from through dark paddies with a legion of hidden pursuers on his heels; yeah, screw that guy who can't speak full sentences because he's so screwed up from booby trapped bodies and following orders to machine gun 8 year olds. Yeah, he's lived through more than you and I will probably ever suffer in ten of our lifetimes, but it's his fault right? He was drafted, but so what? He was under duress and direct orders in a war zone, but he had a choice right? He's PTSD and schizo now, but hey, he should just "snap out of it" right? It doesn't work that way.
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Stupid gimpy fish! Oh yeah?!! Whatta ya goin' ta do aboot it?!!!
the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
mmmmm.... tastes just like chicken of the sea!
the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff
They were after a rubber that is easy on female skin, it too has to endure physical stress and is often wet. Wink wink, nudge nudge you know what I mean.
MMO Quests are like orgasms:
You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.
So she would have to get used to having something attached to her but she is a trained animal with reasonably intelligence. Even dogs manage to get used to being attached to wheels instead of legs and you can't get much dumber then dogs. (oh and dog lovers bite me. Only a braindead creature can keep up a bark for hours on end before getting bored)
So how do dolphins do it? Simple same as we do when we hurt our foot and use a crutch for a while. No training needed.
When the entire leg is gone and people have to train to use a completly different set of damaged and weakened muscles to walk, that is when the months of retraining start kicking in. You don't need to retrain seeing when you finally get the glasses you have been avoiding to get do you?
MMO Quests are like orgasms:
You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.
I think he's just trying to illustrate the ideas of Shishi-o Makoto.
"Tsuyokereba iki, yowakereba shinu."
The strong live and the weak die. muahahaha *ignites sword on fire*
No they haven't.
=Shreak
Dept of Assertions
Our best boats are just close to their top speed.
I didn't know that dolphins swim faster than 100 km/h!
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smile tuck - check
exfoliation - check
lose 20 lbs - check
blowhole piercing - check
dump husband - check
Those suckaz flip over for no good reason.
If that don't just beat all. But, if they can fix a Bobbitt...
Available figures are ranging from 20 km/h to 40 km/h for "normal speed" (depending on the species), with a record of 56 km/h. I agree it's nowhere near 100 km/h, but 100 km/h is for a racing motor boat with over 250 hp ; how much HP are packed in a dolphin ? Not much more than a couple, I bet (optimisticaly). Add to that that race boats are far from being all weather - if the waves get in, they'll flip over pretty easly. So compared to normal, usable boats, the dolphin still does pretty well.
That's dolphine for "Look ma no hands!". The fin.
Smile.
Well, they are the second most intelligent animal on our planet....
#1 - RTFA
There was no money spent (as in exchanged), Bridgestone (Japan) donated their employees time to the project R&D, the $$$ comes from the man hours for the R&D.
#2 - Happy captive dolphin in aquarium (public) = happy people (esp. children).
Nuff said.
#3 - Get off it!
This type of research *can* be used to better mankind, esp. if you consider for a moment, a tyre company can build a prosthesis for an animal, they can probably build one for a human also (read -- cheaper). Think of what this could do for the third world everyone is bleeding over.
Cheers!
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Winks as good as a nod to a blind man
Now I'm the grandest Tiger in the Jungle!
Its nice to see humans doing something kind for another creature.
;)
I personally think its our best and most uniquely human attribute. Bravo Japan. The Japanese continue to enrich our world with their kindness, and technological "know how"
Nice fuzzy warm story... Maybe we as a human race should do more kind things like this and a little less bombing.
We might just learn to like living in peace with our planet and ourselves.
Back to doom3
Really? If I were on metempsychosis, I would DIE to reincarnate into a unicorn.
Why do they always say "mysterious" disease? If they don't know anything else about it, why isn't it just referred to as an "unknown" disease? "Mysterious disease" just sounds like a cover up for some guy who ran into the dolphin with a boat, or something.
"Our best boats are just close to their top speed" Yeah, I've seen lots of dolphins that swim at 120 mph. http://www.powerboatmag.com/2001tests/may3.php
I for one welcome our new evil cyborg dolphin overlords.
Have you metaroderated recently?
Watch me meta-bitch-slap your asses from "moderators" down to "readers".
(Burning karma, and proud to do so.)
Please help metamoderate.
The first, and most important thing (that you missed from my earlier post) is that the money that went to the dolphin's new fin could not have gone to charity. It was eithor dolphin research money or rubbers research money.
The fact that there's no way to randomly reach into an aquarium or corporate R&D lab's budget and use it to build water purifiers for villiages in Afria is a good thing. Pure research would grind to a halt if there was a comittee of nonscientific citizens who approved each research project beforehand. ("100 square mile array of satilite dishes for radio astronomy or buy food for ten thousand starving kids in Uganda for a year...")
Second, how can you possibly know that the question "Can a dolphin adapt to a prosthesis" isn't important? Are you an expert in marine mamals? Mamilian nervous systems?
The thing about pure research is that you don't know where it will lead or what you might learn.
You mention "Long term interests of humanity". Perhaps if you could show a specific case where a single water treatment facility would allow a town or city to get in a position where they wouldn't need aid like that again it would be arguable, but the simple fact of having answered a scientific has long term value all by itself.
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