two lions escape from the zoo, split up to increase their chances but agreed to meet after 2 months. When they finally meet, one is skinny and the other overweight. The thin one says: "How did you manage? I ate a human just once and they turned out a small army to chase me â" guns, nets, it was terrible. Since then Iâ(TM)ve been reduced to eating mice, insects, even grass." The fat one replies: "Well, *I* hid near an IBM office and ate a manager a day. And nobody even noticed!"
Because Republicans can't stand the thought that a Black man receive health care unless it involves giving him a placebo and telling him he's being treated for syphilis.
Easy peasy, make up the difference removing teeth from the poor unfortunates that experience hyperdontia as a result of this treatment. nb - do not GIS that if you want to sleep tonight
Good grief, do I have to tell you apes how to do everything?!!!
Obviously the optimal way to store solar power is to use the electricity to run bitcoin mining servers. Then the bitcoins can be used to buy electricity at night.
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In other news, the only thing humans will retain dominance in is GS (genuine stupidity).
John, your former country needs YOU now more than ever! Only YOU can defeat Trump with his own tenuous grip on reality.
FUCK IT, we're going straight to seven layers!
Not relevant to the HTTP/S issue, but not too long ago, the UK was spoofing slashdot to attack their targets, so it could happen.
Lynmouth says hi!
or more like "blub blub"
With apologies to Richard Nixon
bitch, there's never any reason to apologize to Richard Nixon.
Well, except for calling him "worst president ever".
Or "most corrupt president".
sorry, Dick.
two lions escape from the zoo, split up to increase their chances but agreed to meet after 2 months.
When they finally meet, one is skinny and the other overweight.
The thin one says: "How did you manage? I ate a human just once and they turned out a small army to chase me â" guns, nets, it was terrible. Since then Iâ(TM)ve been reduced to eating mice, insects, even grass."
The fat one replies: "Well, *I* hid near an IBM office and ate a manager a day. And nobody even noticed!"
Theirs your problem...
"Tin Whiskers" is Optimus Prime's cat's name.
Jesus Christ, that thing's more complicated than the Moon Lander!
And if you get it wrong, it pisses right back at you!
protip: thousands < millions
yeah, I know that wrecks your quote. This is slashdot, where technically correct is the best kind of correct.
DVDs?
You mean like grandmas, truckers and sea captains use?
Because Republicans can't stand the thought that a Black man receive health care unless it involves giving him a placebo and telling him he's being treated for syphilis.
Strange, it appears from a cursory search that Amazon doesn't sell live hornets.
?
Yeah, I didn't think so.
That's still five landings more than ULA, right?
Point is with a sea landing, you can make it physically impossible for the booster to land in someone's backyard.
This is Florida we're talking about.
Or maybe Texas.
Come on.
liberal internet billionaires want to force their bananas down our throats.
Repeal BezosCatering now!
This would be a great way to demo drone delivery!
Free banananas on demand for all!
Do I have to sign up for Prime to be eligible?
First they took Apple from the Beatles, then they grabbed iPhone from Cisco, now they're going to try to wrest eyePhone from Momcorp.
eyePhone
aaiiiiiPhone it's a direct ocular implant, see...
arrrrPhone pirate patch extra charge
Easy peasy, make up the difference removing teeth from the poor unfortunates that experience hyperdontia as a result of this treatment.
nb - do not GIS that if you want to sleep tonight
TIL Osteo-odonto-keratoprosthesis is a thing.
I bet some people would give their eye-teeth for a tooth eye.
Geeze Louise, The Bard was right when he wrote "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. "
The Marketing Division of LG is a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.
2016 says "Hi, remember me, beeotches?!!"
Good grief, do I have to tell you apes how to do everything?!!!
Obviously the optimal way to store solar power is to use the electricity to run bitcoin mining servers. Then the bitcoins can be used to buy electricity at night.