Sorry to hear the Stockholm syndrome's still a problem.
Hell, I'd have paid good $$$ extra to just not get political ads the last two years. Yeah, I could have recorded the network feed and FF, but I'm lazy and would prefer to delegate.
I was going to mod you up for that, but:
1. that joke's old enough to get it's learner's permit
2. hence, you should provide a link, since some posters won't be properly imbued in troll lore
3. CmdrTaco's loooonnng gone, so we don't get the added satisfaction kicking him again when we beat that dead horse some more.
but hey, kudos on keeping the memory of./'s salad days alive
A cybercrisis is a bored teenager forwarding a link on Twitter that surreptitiously calls 911 when stupid people click it. It has just been scientifically proven that there are a lot of stupid people on Twitter.
When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.
1. take a photo of your own face.
2. run it through google deep dream
3. inkjet print the result in makeup directly on your face
4. spend Halloween as a slutty beholder.
If you're any good, it doesn't matter what order the cards are in.
Mere humans draw a diagonal stripe across the top edge of the deck with a permanent marker.
Man 2016 is making 2000 look like a walk in the park.
If either of these chuckleheads gets electimacated, we're going to be tied up in Congressional investamigations and impeachament threats all the way to 2020.
Hell, the Republicans may even get distractimacated from trying to repeal ACA 60 more times.
Zoo keeper mauled to death 'after defecating on tiger'
A young Chinese tiger keeper has been mauled to death after apparently trying to defecate on one of his big cats.
The 19-year-old appears to have climbed the railings of the Bengal tiger cage and pulled his trousers down.
Evidence at the scene of the death at the Jinan animal park included toilet paper, excrement and a trouser belt.
Zoo officials think Xu Xiaodong either slipped into the cage or was pulled in by one of the four angry tigers.
According to the South China Morning Post, the man told a co-worker he needed to go to the toilet but police were called when he failed to return.
They found his body lying on the ground surrounded by tigers. The teenager had reportedly been bitten in the neck and was covered in blood.
Police believe Xu climbed the wall of a partially constructed building used to raise the tigers to relieve himself. They said the smell probably caused the tigers to pounce.
You can see more stories about tigers and zoos on Ananova, or read our Animal attacks file.
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.
Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.
This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.
Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.
Yeah, too bad Amazon is lax about policing their affiliates and counterfeit (or non-UL certified Chinese goods & etc &etc) goods can enter the stream from them.
In lieu of the obligatory posting of The Onion article "Area Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn't Own A Television", let me present this as an alternative : I did this all while you were watching TV
But seriously, WTF do I need a separate APP to stream each goddamned channel?!!! The function is standard, the endpoint just changes.
Slashdot Mirror
Sorry to hear the Stockholm syndrome's still a problem.
Hell, I'd have paid good $$$ extra to just not get political ads the last two years. Yeah, I could have recorded the network feed and FF, but I'm lazy and would prefer to delegate.
But we're all smart here and know it's all just heavily reprocessed dinosaur piss.
Joke's on them, HAH HAH HAH
OH GAWD
I can't wait to see how they manage to fuck this one up.
"bored teenagers set mailbox on fire" yeesh.
No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame
I was going to mod you up for that, but:
./'s salad days alive
1. that joke's old enough to get it's learner's permit
2. hence, you should provide a link, since some posters won't be properly imbued in troll lore
3. CmdrTaco's loooonnng gone, so we don't get the added satisfaction kicking him again when we beat that dead horse some more.
but hey, kudos on keeping the memory of
Pretty sure Anthony Weiner is going to have an autoerotic asphyxiation session that goes tragically wrong.
Why is he letting National Geographic spread these unpatriotic facts?!!!
He should be more like Florida Governor Rick Scott, who banned state employees from using the term "global warming".
Thomas Jefferson engaged in economic espionage against the Italians.
Which is pretty ballsy given that the Italians were rumored to assassinate your ass for that kind of behavior.
first person that licks it, it's theirs.
It's the LAW
A cybercrisis is a bored teenager forwarding a link on Twitter that surreptitiously calls 911 when stupid people click it.
It has just been scientifically proven that there are a lot of stupid people on Twitter.
When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp.
So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp.
So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp.
But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England.
1. take a photo of your own face.
2. run it through google deep dream
3. inkjet print the result in makeup directly on your face
4. spend Halloween as a slutty beholder.
If you're any good, it doesn't matter what order the cards are in.
Mere humans draw a diagonal stripe across the top edge of the deck with a permanent marker.
Man 2016 is making 2000 look like a walk in the park.
If either of these chuckleheads gets electimacated, we're going to be tied up in Congressional investamigations and impeachament threats all the way to 2020.
Hell, the Republicans may even get distractimacated from trying to repeal ACA 60 more times.
Throw them in jail and make India pay for it.
hmmm, sounds familiar.
Preferably laser-etched into millions of quartz tablets and shot into space.
http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_215916.html
Zoo keeper mauled to death 'after defecating on tiger'
A young Chinese tiger keeper has been mauled to death after apparently trying to defecate on one of his big cats.
The 19-year-old appears to have climbed the railings of the Bengal tiger cage and pulled his trousers down.
Evidence at the scene of the death at the Jinan animal park included toilet paper, excrement and a trouser belt.
Zoo officials think Xu Xiaodong either slipped into the cage or was pulled in by one of the four angry tigers.
According to the South China Morning Post, the man told a co-worker he needed to go to the toilet but police were called when he failed to return.
They found his body lying on the ground surrounded by tigers. The teenager had reportedly been bitten in the neck and was covered in blood.
Police believe Xu climbed the wall of a partially constructed building used to raise the tigers to relieve himself. They said the smell probably caused the tigers to pounce.
You can see more stories about tigers and zoos on Ananova,
or read our Animal attacks file.
kudos to Microsoft for forging ahead into the brave new world of crappy homemade VR!
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.
Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.
This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people living on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.
Many were increasingly of the opinion that they'd all made a big mistake in coming down from the trees in the first place. And some said that even the trees had been a bad move, and that no one should ever have left the oceans.
Yeah, too bad Amazon is lax about policing their affiliates and counterfeit (or non-UL certified Chinese goods & etc &etc) goods can enter the stream from them.
Knowing Musk's track record for naming other vessels, I guess we should be glad he isn't going to name it the UGSP Quark.*
* yes, I'm aware Quark was the captain's name, not the ship.
You talk like keeping stupid people off the internet is a bad thing.
What a strange position.
The penalty for mildly inconveniencing me is always death.
In lieu of the obligatory posting of The Onion article "Area Man Constantly Mentioning He Doesn't Own A Television", let me present this as an alternative :
I did this all while you were watching TV
But seriously, WTF do I need a separate APP to stream each goddamned channel?!!! The function is standard, the endpoint just changes.
they've developed eCoin
That's your solution to everything: to move under the sea.
It's not going to happen!