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  1. good thing this isn't France! on Self-Driving Trucks Begin Real-World Tests on Ohio's Highways (cbsnews.com) · · Score: 1

    Or these self-driving trucks would have to be able to cope with human-driven trucks blocking all lanes of the freeway in protest.

  2. cheap shot, incoming! on US Navy's High-Tech Ship Loses Power In Panama Canal (usni.org) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Still a better aircraft than the F-35.

  3. yes, a resistor color code joke. you're welcome on Hacker Explains How He Hacked Into Tel Aviv's Public Wi-Fi Network In Three Days (vice.com) · · Score: 2

    awwww all I have is a gold red purple yellow, now I can't hack

  4. Tesla Runs an Entire Island on Tesla Runs an Entire Island on Solar Power (engadget.com) · · Score: 0

    Who runs Bartertown?

    It'd be a real shame if Ta'u can't keep up the payments to Solar City and their power controllers all stopped working at the same time.

  5. Wot, not enough exploits for ARM? on Microsoft's x86 on ARM64 Emulation: A Windows 10 Redstone 3 Fall 2017 Feature (zdnet.com) · · Score: 1
  6. you get to pick which 50% on Terminally Ill Teen Won Historic Ruling To Preserve Body (bbc.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    What's the furthest back you could go and still have the person relatively well-integrated into society?

    Judging by recent events, 50% of people aren't well suited to fit into society -- without displacing them in time %N years.

  7. It means Shelly Duvall has joined the ranks of Margot Kidder, Randy Quaid, Dave Chappell and Martin Lawrence in falling afoul of Hollywood's ruling elite reptillians.

  8. good for the goose wasn't good for the gander on NSA Chief: Nation-State Made 'Conscious Effort' To Sway US Presidential Election (aol.com) · · Score: 1

    Hey, not being George W. Bush worked for Obama...

  9. Back in the 90's Walmart made a big deal about trying to carry goods "Made in America".
    We all see how that worked out.
    Most consumers, even patriotic the ones, value cost above all else.

  10. There are THREE lights! on Thanks To the Princess, Han Wasn't Always Solo (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    ChrisMaple, why did you feel the need to list the titles of the the three Indiana Jones movies, surely everyone on slashdot already knows what they are. Seems a bit redundant.

  11. wow, talk about tone-deaf on Google Security Engineer Urges Hackers To Focus Less on Anti-Virus and Intrusion Products (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    So Trump sneaks off to have a private dinner at a restaurant adorned with 33 lawn jockeys

    First of all if it's Club 21 , why is it 33 lawn jockeys? Yeah, no reptilian Illuminati codes there.

    Yeah, he's not racist.
    I have no idea why racists seem to flock to support him.

  12. just stop it. on Google Joins Microsoft's .NET Foundation (venturebeat.com) · · Score: 0

    now you're just fucking with us 2016
    I'm tired of this crap. Have you run out of beloved pop culture icons to kill off?

  13. FUCK YOU 2016 on Microsoft Joins the Linux Foundation (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    YASOTET - Yet Another Sign Of the End Times
    Note that rapture index - record high 189 - 10 Oct 2016

    Satan says "damn Russian hackers hacked my Nest thermostat"

  14. Seriously??? Yes, they installed it on 500,00 computers FOR NO FUCKING REASON AT ALL. Makes perfect sense. Go to all the effort of rolling it out everywhere because nobody wants to use it.

    See, this guy gets it.
    Welcome to the Navy.

  15. silicon or carbon, we're all the same on Google Hits Back at EU Claim Over Android Abuses (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    it's ethically wrong to abuse your android.

  16. Obviously this is all a plot by Obama to declare an emergency, declare Trump unfit to lead and install himself as permanent dictator. Then finally he can get around to taking our guns. It's the only way Hillary is going to stay out of prison.

  17. like they made a diff in NV or OR. on Silicon Valley Investors Call For California To Secede From the US After Trump Win (theguardian.com) · · Score: 2, Funny

    O'bummer better quit dilly-dallying, only 70 days left to take our guns!

  18. still no birth certificate^W^W tax returns on Silicon Valley Investors Call For California To Secede From the US After Trump Win (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    I hope his supporters take a cue from her and start behaving with some class and dignity.

    TFTFY.
    ouch. awkward.

  19. WTF turkeydance?!! on New Theory of Gravity Might Explain Dark Matter (phys.org) · · Score: 1

    Forbes (Warning: source is anti-adblock and WILL serve ads with MALWARE):

    TFTFY.

    Also, Forbes, used to be a business magazine. Not really a authoritative source on science an technology.

  20. no, no double entendre there... on Facebook Puts Deep Learning in the Palm of Your Hand (fortune.com) · · Score: 1

    Dirt Devil puts the power of an upright in the palm of your hand.

  21. Jack Byrnes is sooooo disappointed in them.

  22. take THAT, Slartibartfast! on Leaked NASA Paper Suggests The 'Impossible' EM Drive Really Does Work (sciencealert.com) · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would think a space drive powered by experimental error would be quite useful, considering what a unlimited resource it could tap.

  23. pissing off the mob == pageviews++ on US President Barack Obama Criticizes Facebook of Spreading Fake Stories (www.bgr.in) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Some people are saying that Hillary is a shapeshifting reptoid.
    Myself, I wouldn't know.
    But that's what they're saying on the Facebooks.
    We just provide the lies, you pick which one fits your preconceived bias.

  24. makes you wonder what those Sumerians had going on on Slashdot Asks: Is It Time To Dump Time Zones In Favor of Coordinated Universal Time? (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    I have twelve fingers you insensitive clod.

  25. I think you must use aluminum foil instead of proper tin foil.

    All in-the-know Illuminati watchers know that Hillary paid Trump to be her stalking horse and to destroy the Republican party from the start. The problem is that the rubes were too dumb to get the joke and jumped on the Trump train with both feet.