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  1. wait, who am I talking about again? on Amazon Warehouse Envoys Rally To Tweet Upbeat Comments About Working Conditions (seattletimes.com) · · Score: 0

    Arrogant bastard, thinks you're dumb enough to fall for something this blatant.

    And enough of you are.

  2. 1. that name is provably incorrect, if offends me
    2. who hires somebody with a whackjob name like that? they might be a wackjob. Let alone the N S A.
    3. this is the kind of thing that leads me more and more to the conclusion that the scriptwriter for this show is a hack of the lowest caliber, doesn't even care any more and is probably a habitual drunkard.

  3. I just made myself a level 99 algebra!

  4. A man has a chip, the gubbamint knows who he is.
    A man has two chips, the gubbamint can never be sure.

    They need a version of this with a hole in it and a way to coax your body to grow a nerve connecting to it. Then the games can begin!

  5. Re:deathtrap (HEAVY METAL UMLAT!) on Return of the Bubble Car? (reuters.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Give it only three wheels, you can sail by NHTSA with anything.

  6. not all doctors make $150k on NYU Offers Full-Tuition Scholarships for All Medical Students (wsj.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Do you want more doctors?
    Because that's how you get more doctors."

    This way someone can become a doctor and take a not-as-well-paying position in under-served areas or research.

  7. there's an APP for that! on Engineers Say They've Created Way To Detect Weapons Using Wi-Fi (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 2

    I'll stick with my trusty ADE 651, thankyouverymuch!

  8. "30 micrometers per minute" I can run faster than that. I'm gonna live forever!

  9. Re:People are stupid, "leaders" are no exception on Warning Over 'Panic' Hacks on Cities (bbc.com) · · Score: 1

    And even when we do learn our lesson from hard experience, latter generations ignore the perfectly unmistakable warnings their forefathers left behind. Apply this wisdom to current events as you see fit.

  10. 1G is for wussies on VP Pence Lays Out Trump's Vision For Establishing a US Space Force (nbcnews.com) · · Score: 1
  11. security risk on VP Pence Lays Out Trump's Vision For Establishing a US Space Force (nbcnews.com) · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Delusional assholes like that need to be literally ripped apart by dogs, not put in the Oval Office.

  12. so NORAD's not a thing? on VP Pence Lays Out Trump's Vision For Establishing a US Space Force (nbcnews.com) · · Score: 0
    A bit on the nose, don't you think?

    "Whoever wins... We lose. "

  13. No, really, that leaper looks like a Sanrio facehugger, it REALLY wants to be your friend!

    And good grief:

    "My name is Sparkydog. You can call me Zander, all my friends do"

    No they do not. That's no-friend-having-guy talk. Also that zoot-suit makes you look like a child molester.

  14. Apparently they're inspired by David Cronenberg's eXistenZ

    biomechanical creatures called Leapers that attach to people through a bio-tether proboscis and induce hallucinatory visions of an imaginary world

    OMGWTFLOLBBQ


    anyone find a link to the comic book?

  15. OH SHIT, I RTFA, I FAIL IT! on Apple Tells Lawmakers iPhones Are Not Listening In On Consumers (reuters.com) · · Score: 1
    Apparently they're inspired by David Cronenberg eXistenZ

    biomechanical creatures called Leapers that attach to people through a bio-tether proboscis and induce hallucinatory visions of an imaginary world

    OMGWTFLOLBBQ

  16. remember old Western Bell dial phones? on The Touch Bar Could Replace the Keyboard on Future Macbooks (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    Buy the rights to the model M keyboard and build a tactical laptop that you could murder a man with. Several men. And the vintage black would look cool, too.

  17. "I've got a great idea guys, the Stasi, but on the internet!"

  18. this is GOOD NEWS! on Scientists Stunned as Medical Non-Profit Group Abruptly Ends Research Grants (nature.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Obviously somebody has discovered a cure for polio and they're about the break the news. We don't need the March of Dimes any more!

  19. They're after my Lucky Charms! on Rare Blue Diamonds Lurk Deep In Earth's Core (washingtonpost.com) · · Score: 1

    Real Lucky Charms only had pink hearts, yellow moons, orange stars, and green clovers.
    None of this blue diamonds bullshit. Or horse shoes. Or shooting stars. Or blue moons. Or rainbows. Or red balloons. Or UNICORNS!
    No wonder kids are fat these days.

  20. Enjoy your world burning to death stupid Earthicans!


    oh. wait. crap...

  21. BEHOLD! The zenith of tech journalism: on Apple Becomes the First $1 Trillion US Company in History (reuters.com) · · Score: 1
    As mandated by 2008 7 CFR 1940.337:

    No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame.

  22. Re:$1 billion? on Apple Becomes the First $1 Trillion US Company in History (reuters.com) · · Score: 1
    As a great philosopher noted,

    If you want to get rich, you start a religion.

  23. welcome to America, MoviePass! on MoviePass Will Increase Price, Limit Availability of New Movies (theverge.com) · · Score: 1

    Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, does this sounds like a man who had "all he could eat"?

    RIP Phil Hartman, we still miss ya, man

  24. sorry DHS but... on DHS Forms New Cyber Hub To Protect Critical US Infrastructure (wsj.com) · · Score: 2

    only the Commander-in-Chief has the power to create a new branch of the military.

    In this case, my .sig is not applicable.

  25. "inauthentic behavior?" on Facebook Has Identified Ongoing Political Influence Campaign (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    So if I authentically believe grieving parents of murdered children are crisis actors paid off by George Soros, we're still cool Facebook?