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The Touch Bar Could Replace the Keyboard on Future Macbooks (cnet.com)

Apple's new patent applications hint at more touch-sensitive surfaces and virtual keyboards. From a report: In the wake of user complaints and multiple lawsuits concerning problems with the "butterfly switch" keyboard Apple has used in its laptops since 2016, the company may be developing new user interfaces that depend less on moving mechanical parts. The company has filed three new keyboard-related patents, Mashable reported on Monday. One of the patent applications describes a laptop with a digital panel where a keyboard traditionally sits. This could be interpreted as a plan to replace the conventional keyboard with technology similar to the Touch Bar -- the row of virtual, customizable buttons that Apple debuted on the Macbook Pro in 2016. The patent also includes information about sensors and haptics embedded beneath the envisioned digital panel, which would allow it to detect and respond to user inputs such as keystrokes, taps and clicks.

211 comments

  1. Macbook Wheel anybody? by rlitman · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Re: Macbook Wheel anybody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that would solve the keyboard crumbs problem.

    2. Re:Macbook Wheel anybody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Everything is just a few hundred clicks away."
      LOL

    3. Re:Macbook Wheel anybody? by Tough+Love · · Score: 2

      How do you top this? To which mystical lands can your courage possibly take you now? Only one thing left to take away. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you: The New Macbook With No Screen.

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    4. Re:Macbook Wheel anybody? by arglebargle_xiv · · Score: 1
      They've also got the title wrong, it should be:

      Will the Touch Bar Replace the Keyboard on Future Macbooks?

      to trigger Betteridges Law.

    5. Re:Macbook Wheel anybody? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Done.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJyMEkb_8to

    6. Re:Macbook Wheel anybody? by Rhipf · · Score: 1

      Everything is just a few hundred clicks away.

  2. The Onion couldn't do better... by samwichse · · Score: 5, Insightful

    As usual, life imitates art.

    https://www.theonion.com/apple...

    This is a stupid idea and Apple should feel bad.

    1. Re:The Onion couldn't do better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First thing I thought of too!

    2. Re:The Onion couldn't do better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I'll buy almost anything, if it's shiny and made by Apple!

    3. Re:The Onion couldn't do better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      apple actually seems proud of their stupidity

    4. Re:The Onion couldn't do better... by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      This is a stupid idea and Apple should feel bad.

      Companies file patents for silly stuff all the time. That doesn't mean they are going to do anything with it.

      Apple already has a good solution to their keyboard problem: Go back to the 2015 keyboard.

      They just need to give up a millimeter of thinness.

    5. Re:The Onion couldn't do better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article is stupid. Trying to guess what Apple is going to do next from their patent filings is an exercise in predicting things that never seem to happen.

    6. Re: The Onion couldn't do better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We should be with our stock price! My kids will be going to the best schools...

    7. Re:The Onion couldn't do better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll buy almost anything, if it's shiny and made by Apple!

      Yes yes.. Amen my fellow iSheep brother... We in the cult of Apple, will do anything that the ghost of Steve ask of us...

      We are in great company, children, airhead movie stars and other important people that we must view as role models!

      We must keep buying Apple products.. no matter how stupid, crappy and useless they get! We MUST!

      All hail the great Apple! We must NEVER question the wisdom of Apple... We simply must obey, buy their products and rejoice that we, one day, may enter the great Apple HQ in the heavens and be given our personal TURLENECK sweater with an Apple logo by none other than the great Steve himself!

      Always rememeber my brothers... an Apple purchase a day keeps the Androids away!

    8. Re:The Onion couldn't do better... by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      How it works. Keyboard to create content vs touch pad to consume content. It depends whether it is a content creation computer in the hands of a content creator or a content consumption device in the hands of an empty headed content consumer. So the difference between interacting with the device many times a second and interacting with the device a few times per hour. Different devices for different users and Apple is a content consumption company and not really a content creation company. It used to be, but it kind of fell by the wayside. They might create a division specifically targeted at content creation but that would be more Steven Jobs than Tim Cook.

      Interesting thing though, content creators often have less money to spend than content consumers. Starting out, Apple hardware is simply not a reasonable choice, for content creators.

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    9. Re:The Onion couldn't do better... by Hallux-F-Sinister · · Score: 2

      Apple's entire product line has the design-equivalent of an eating disorder. Apple CEO Tim Cook looks at the prototype of the next generation of each product and thinks, "Oh gawd, it is SO fat and disgusting and worthless! Thinner! It needs to be even thinner!"

      Then he sends his designers back to the drawing board telling them, "THINNNERRR!!!" On the plus side, I think we know which is Tim Cook's favorite adaptation of a Stephen King novel.

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    10. Re: The Onion couldn't do better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can do it with stunning accuracy. Phones get bigger, tablets will get smaller until they cease to exist.

    11. Re:The Onion couldn't do better... by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      The 2015 keyboard was crap too, just less crap than the current one.

      Flat keys are really bad for typing, no matter how much travel they have. The reason proper keys are concave is so that your fingers can feel when they are off centre and you subconsciously correct any errors as you type.

      Lenovo Thinkpad keyboards are short throw and thin but retain that curvature. Many other manufacturers copied Apple with the flat, useless caps that look nice but fail badly for usability.

      It doesn't surprise me that Apple is contemplating a touchscreen keyboard. They clearly have no idea or no desire to make something that is good to type on, it's all about the aesthetics.

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    12. Re:The Onion couldn't do better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So Star Trek should've had keyboards instead of touch screens also? Sometimes you have to make changes to move forward. You probably complained with Apple got rid of DVD drives inside their laptops XD you are so behind XD

    13. Re:The Onion couldn't do better... by dkman · · Score: 1

      I've wondered for a long time why nobody has developed a keyboard with clear chicklet-style keys with an led screen underneath.

      That way you can display your normal keys, when you hit shift you could technically flip between upper and lower case letters. When you change keyboard layout (a-la dvorak) the keys can show appropriately.

      When playing a game (like WoW) you can show spell icons. When playing an FPS game WASD could show the directions. The flashlight, grenade, chat keys could all show icons.

      It doesn't even need to technically have "keys", but i think some sort of cover that simulates the feel of keys would make it easier to use.

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    14. Re: The Onion couldn't do better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FCP still has the best cromakey and lowest learning curve - for the simple minded and none professional content creators. This is true.

      Ahh youtubers, broke and in debt with thier MacBook Pro , which is also broke.

      FCP is the only reason Iâ(TM)d use Mac anymore. They used to have retina as a advantage but true 4K is much much better like on a Samsung flipper top.

      So yeah ... my MacBook is mid 2012 and I doubt Iâ(TM)ll get a new one. Probably a used one if it breaks.

      But Iâ(TM)m not a fucking retard with my money and looking cool to my fellow student (Iâ(TM)m not in school) doesnâ(TM)t matter when I drive a Benz and rock a old MacBook and they have a new MacBook and a fucking Kia ...

    15. Re:The Onion couldn't do better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      star trek is fiction.
      Maybe you want to hold your hands up in the air all day long and choose some stupid "holographic interface" from some fiction movie or anime, over a good working solid keyboard?

    16. Re:The Onion couldn't do better... by q4Fry · · Score: 1

      Let me introduce you to Sonder Design. I check back periodically to see if their product is finally for sale. The GIF on the homepage appears to show layouts for Photoshop, Half-Life 2, and a normal keyboard with hotkeys.

      I'm a lamer, I know, but I'd like one of these to help learn more Vim/Emacs commands.

    17. Re:The Onion couldn't do better... by dkman · · Score: 1

      That is pretty close to what I'm talking about. It look like it's black and white e-ink. I'd like color, but certainly not a deal breaker.

      But I do want the number pad keys. Even the laptops I buy have them because I miss them dearly when they're not there.

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  3. So basically... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

    So basically, a clamshell iPill ... I mean iPad ... with two fragile/glass screens. I guess typing on it would be OK with some sort of clear overlay with squishy keys, but I still prefer a real keyboard.

    1. Re:So basically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess typing on it would be OK with some sort of clear overlay with squishy keys

      They are called dongles !!!! you insensitive clod. We want more dongles, less computer - I just haven't figured out WHY yet...

    2. Re:So basically... by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      Too bad Apple doesn't really have any proprietary video game franchises. Because this sounds like a Nintendo DS to me. Maybe they could take the 3D screen idea while they're at it.

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    3. Re:So basically... by omnichad · · Score: 1

      In all their avoiding having touch screens on the Macbook line, they managed to come up with something worse.

    4. Re:So basically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just be done with the whole laptop thing Apple. Its where you are forcing everybody. Just bolt^W Glue two ipads together with a hinge. Its really an elegant end game. You don't even have to do much, just extend continuum or whatever you call it.

    5. Re: So basically... by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      You need the dongle in order to run MacOS.

      Though MacOS has dwindling appeal to most hackers.

    6. Re: So basically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      pretty_pretty_pretty_good ?>

    7. Re:So basically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have the vision:

      https://assets.amuniversal.com/8ee5c3509fad012f2fe600163e41dd5b

    8. Re:So basically... by Dracos · · Score: 1

      Apple will be lavished with praise for inventing a Nintendo 3DS with no physical buttons.

    9. Re:So basically... by tsa · · Score: 0

      Appleis becoming like Trump. Every time you think he has hit rock bottom he surprises you with something worse.

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    10. Re:So basically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We want more dongles, less computer - I just haven't figured out WHY yet...

      Because you get to buy more things that say " Designed by Apple in California ".

      I bought a laptop that says that and now they have also allowed by to buy a USB-C to HDMI cable that says it and a USB-C to USB-A adapter and a USB-C SD-card reader. Every time I get a new device to plug in it almost certainly not USB-C so I get to go any buy a dongle "Designed by Apple in California" for it, and when I do that the people that the Apple Store say "congratulations on your purchase" <3

    11. Re: So basically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You need the dongle in order to run MacOS.

      Though MacOS has dwindling appeal to most hackers.

      The iDevices must be slick and smooth so they can go up the behind as easily as possible and the dongles help to make it possible to jank the device out again when it needs to recharge before being reinserted

    12. Re: So basically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a horrible thing if that happened. Not having a physical ESC key pushed me over the edge to remapping caps lock to ESC. Not having physical feedback is horrible. I kinda manage to hit the esc âoekeyâ but Iâ(TM)m never spot on and it just feels weird too.

    13. Re:So basically... by Agripa · · Score: 1

      So basically, a clamshell iPill ... I mean iPad ... with two fragile/glass screens. I guess typing on it would be OK with some sort of clear overlay with squishy keys, but I still prefer a real keyboard.

      At this rate, they will catch up to the Atari 400.

  4. Noooooooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The Touch Bar Could Replace the Keyboard on Future Macbooks"

    Dear God, please no.

    1. Re:Noooooooo! by reboot246 · · Score: 1

      Can anyone type 120+ words per minute on one of these horrid things?

    2. Re:Noooooooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But a typical mac user is typing at most some instagram messages, which could easily be selected by touch bar from a list of a dozen phrases and emojis. So nobody will blame Apple for increasing their profit margins by yet another feature removal.

    3. Re:Noooooooo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure if you mean the current apple piece of shit keyboard or the touch bar one.

    4. Re:Noooooooo! by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      I doubt That most people cannot type 120 word per minute in general.
      I can normally do 60-100 myself and I have been typing for about 35 years.

      Mostly what is slowing me down is making sure that I am am spelling the words correctly and making sure my fingers do not go out of sync with what I am trying to write.

      Normally the old typing speed calculations of 120 wpm is for straight transcription typing where what you need to type is in front of you and you are copying what needs to be written. However being that most people don't do normal secretary jobs anymore. So they are thinking about what they will want before they type it.

      With that all being said. I still would like a keyboard, I use a Mechanical Keyboard normally myself, also when getting a laptop the quality of the keyboard is on my list too. (Hence why I avoid Toshiba laptops like a plague). Having a physical response for an action that you actually do a high speed is actually extremely helpful if there is tactile feedback. I am good at typing with my phone as well with a touch screen. But I cannot continue with a long message, otherwise I have to constantly realign with my eyes to the keyboard to make sure I am correct vs feeling for the F and J key that have an indent on them to realign you hands quickly and easily.

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    5. Re:Noooooooo! by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      You only need, like, 30 keys or so - for the 30 most-common emojis. What's a computer? What's an alphabet?

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    6. Re:Noooooooo! by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      The average user functions at the brain power of the GUI.
      Just as past generations of users could only work with one mouse button.

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    7. Re:Noooooooo! by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      I type on the fly, as I think...I can generally type faster than I can write by hand....and it is more legible too.

      ;)

      I have a MBP late 2011 set up as my desktop for my photo work. I have a wacom tablet hooked to it, a large IPS screen and one of the remakes of the old IBM buckling spring keyboards.....

      I don't think I could type with any measure of accuracy or speed on a non-tactile keyboard.

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  5. Outstanding by llamalad · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I was hoping that someone would take my least favorite aspects of the newer macbook pros (a picture of an escape key (vi much?) and pictures of other buttons that take zero force to activate, littering my typing with garbage when a finger strays past the top row) and extend that frustration to every key on the keyboard.

    Hey, Apple- while you're at it, why don't you give me a nice papercut and pour lemon juice in it?

    1. Re:Outstanding by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Apple laptops aren't designed for work anymore -- they're made for hipsters to look cool.

    2. Re: Outstanding by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1, Funny

      Sounds like their marketing is failing, since I wouldn't use a new MacBook even if Apple paid me to.

    3. Re:Outstanding by iggymanz · · Score: 2

      my employer gives a choice between Dell Windows or Macbook pro laptop... hey at least it's BSD. So the thing does very well plugged into a couple of monitors, keyboard and mouse. But take it outside the building? nah, that keyboard and giant touchpad sucks. It's tolerable to take to meetings...

    4. Re:Outstanding by xeoron · · Score: 1

      Apple did buy up Fingerworks, which made some really cool touch based programmable keyboards. They merely killed the product line and used the patents for swipes and other gestures for the touchpads/iphone/ipad. Maybe they should bring back the Fingerworks boards, but for laptops.

    5. Re:Outstanding by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Old joke:

      Employer: You have the choice. A, a MacBook Pro, or B...
      Employee: B.

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    6. Re: Outstanding by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 4, Informative

      You put BSD on the Dell? Because that's not BSD on the Mac. It's a stale FreeBSD userland on top of the kernel from crochety old NeXT Step.

    7. Re: Outstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think their Macbook (nor pro nor air) interesting. Some sort of netbook with 16GB RAM, high end screen, fanless variant of desktop CPU though retarded with its single port but that's like phones with USB-C + headphone jack.
      You might as well take things to their conclusion and get the most sealed, less featured, lightest computer.

      Still a lame keyboard layout. Surface Go just came out and manages to fit in a row : home, end, PgUp, PgDn, del. These are some of the keys I use the most. Well done for putting them there. Apple has the "interstate exchange" key. It might also overheat and throttle if using something other than OSX, or maybe not.

    8. Re: Outstanding by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      OS X is still mostly BSD from command line and POSIX/BSD point of view.

      kernel is mix of mach and some BSD

    9. Re:Outstanding by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      Windows is still the worst OS I've ever worked with, and I've worked with over a dozen

    10. Re:Outstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I tried one of those keyboards: cool, but impossible to type on. I was more interested in it as a super touchpad that covered the entire keyboard, and that kind of worked. I gave up after their free trial month.

      I no longer use anything by Apple, but I suspect that their big separate keypad (was it the Magic Mouse?) with a usable (non-Apple, duh) keyboard would be almost as good and drastically cheaper.

    11. Re:Outstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. That really is an old joke grandpa!

    12. Re:Outstanding by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      No lemon juice, it'll liquid damage the laptop.

      It'll be glued together with "no serviceable parts" inside, but it will still let in liquid.

    13. Re:Outstanding by tsa · · Score: 1

      I agree. It makes me cringe every day I have to work with it. It has design faults and inconsistencies that were in Win3.1 and still haven't been fixed.

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    14. Re:Outstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows is still the worst OS I've ever worked with, and I've worked with over a dozen

      That's the IT department's problem. I dont care what OS it is because I dont work with the OS, whatever it is is fine so long as it runs my programs. Now if the computer running my programs has a rubbish interface like butterfly keys and the touchbar (personally I quite like the touchpad) then that's a problem.

    15. Re:Outstanding by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, they are working on a new iLightning connector, too - that will replace all connectors on that Macbook, and require a dongle that will only change the iLightning to regular Lightning. Then you can use the already-existing dongles to change to what you really want to do. You like dongles, don't you?

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    16. Re:Outstanding by mrbester · · Score: 1

      Ah, but what courage to want a keyboard that is even worse than a ZX81's membrane monstrosity was!

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    17. Re:Outstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everything you run on a computer interfaces with the OS, you utter moron!

    18. Re:Outstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      except we are long past it making them look cool. it actually makes them look like gits and is a great indicator of someone to avoid.

    19. Re:Outstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm typing on one right now, and while slow and error prone, they have merits. To start with, it is a lot easier on the tendons, if that is a problem for you. The pointer is always right under your fingers, and simple configurable gestures can replace common multi-key sequences. One of my favorite features is text pointing, where the "pointer" on the other surface outputs arrow key events, and navigation of pages or the command line is often easier than with a mouse.

      Its a technology that has a lot of potential, and could be much better today. I'd love one made of etched glass over a display, and the keyboard could be made adaptive to reduce errors. Perhaps the greatest potential though is masked by conventional software only aware of dumb input devices, and with the (obvious) patents owned by Apple, they killed the incentive to actually innovate with it.

    20. Re:Outstanding by Cederic · · Score: 1

      You never used a VIC-20 then, or a Spectrum, or an Atari ST.

      Great computers for their time. Glad I'm not constrained to their OS now.

    21. Re:Outstanding by 605dave · · Score: 1

      Funny thing is in reality employees prefer Macs

      https://www.macrumors.com/2018...

      Sorry to ruin your joke.

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    22. Re: Outstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Citing a mac source, primarily focusing on the US market...

    23. Re:Outstanding by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Do it worry. With the advent if autocorrect out does nits matter of you misstype dir the lack of tactile feedback anymore. I an using a touch keyboard and I an fine.

    24. Re:Outstanding by bazorg · · Score: 1

      It has design faults and inconsistencies that were in Win3.1 and still haven't been fixed.

      That's a very strange kind of inconsistency.

    25. Re:Outstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first two didn't have an OS.

    26. Re:Outstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should just paint rocks to sell and be done with R&D.

    27. Re:Outstanding by tlhIngan · · Score: 1

      a picture of an escape key (vi much?

      Actually, I wonder why GVim for macOS doesn't have support for the Touch Bar. Seems like at the very least, you could turn the entire bar into the Escape Bar.

      Why make it an itty-bitty key when you have the ability to get out of whatever mode you're in by tapping with either hand.

    28. Re:Outstanding by ausekilis · · Score: 1

      Chicken-poking typists UNITE!

    29. Re:Outstanding by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      TOS was fine

    30. Re:Outstanding by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Curious. So when I interacted with the storage device on a VIC-20 via the command line what was receiving, interpreting and acting upon my commands?

    31. Re:Outstanding by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      KERNAL - the ROM resident "operating system", there was also BASIC in ROM

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    32. Re:Outstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      right but once im in my application i shouldnt be exposed to any of that.

    33. Re:Outstanding by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I know. I was mainly curious why that wasn't considered an OS.

    34. Re:Outstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, um, macrumors? and in other news, Ilovewindows.com says that everyone loves windows.

    35. Re:Outstanding by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      it is, just as commodore 64 and first Mac had a ROM OS

    36. Re:Outstanding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yo, if you are still using any FW products, we're looking for you at http://fingerfans.dreamhosters.com/index.php

  6. So a expensive iPad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So basically Apple would create a clamshell iPad. Like a type screen is so much better then a mechanical one. Although Apple can't do those very well lately. So at least a type screen you can get crumbs in it. I'm glad I got over the whole Mac thing years ago, what a bunch of idiots at Apple these days designing Mac's. Must be some strange just out of college weird freaks who want to change everything.

  7. cos hitting the escape 'key' isnt weird enough.. by Idimmu+Xul · · Score: 2

    This will never fly, it's probably pre-emptive in case someone else thinks its a good idea or for their war chest.

    Just like the touch bar itself, no one else gives it positive feedback either ...

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  8. Alternative solution by lbates_35476 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Quit trying to make the damn laptop so thin and put a good keyboard in it. IMHO Apple's obsession with thin is form over function.

    1. Re:Alternative solution by sit1963nz · · Score: 0

      Their new laptops are AMAZING.

      Every time you feed it some data, the laptop races off to the toilet to vomit.

      I Think they are going to call this the Applerexia. The Pro model comes with a "Beats dieting Pill" for less than sound ideas.

  9. Maybe Apple wants out of the laptop business by Streetlight · · Score: 1

    After all, with the kind of keyboards described here, Apple's laptop computer sales would likely tank. They may want to be just a cell phone company.

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    1. Re: Maybe Apple wants out of the laptop business by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 2

      They do need to maintain a development platform for their line of gadgets, though. I suppose they could port an iOS toolchain over to BeOS or some other viable platform.

    2. Re: Maybe Apple wants out of the laptop business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It should be AmigaOS, because that refuses to die.

    3. Re:Maybe Apple wants out of the laptop business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC, hasn't it been reported that Apple is removing the Apple transparent logo from the tops of their newest Macbooks as well?

      You may be onto something here. Maybe Apple wants to sell the laptop business, as IBM sold their hardware business to Lenovo.

    4. Re: Maybe Apple wants out of the laptop business by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 2

      They are just waiting for the next generation of iPad Pros to be able to run the compiler toolchain. Then they are free of macOS altogether.

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    5. Re: Maybe Apple wants out of the laptop business by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      its cute that you equated beos as some viable platform. its 6 users will applaud you.

    6. Re: Maybe Apple wants out of the laptop business by Teckla · · Score: 1

      Until iOS supports mouse input, it'll never be a good laptop replacement.

    7. Re: Maybe Apple wants out of the laptop business by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      Apple was considering buying BeOS to be their next generation OS for a time. Instead they let themselves be bought by NeXT and adopted that.

  10. A robust keyboard without contacts to wear out by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    I use a keyboard that uses hall effect (magnetic) sensors instead of physical contacts. Theoretically it is nearly waterproof and won't wear out, with an exception for the bamboo version.

    Hall effect, capacitive sensing, or opto-mechanical are all viable options for keyboards that are more robust than traditional rubber dome keyboards. If there were only a company that prided itself on innovation. It could perhaps make a thinner and lighter version of these designs.

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    1. Re:A robust keyboard without contacts to wear out by GuB-42 · · Score: 2

      Except almost no one wants super thin keyboards, except as a trade-off. The actuating mechanism is irrelevant, it is all about the course and tactile feedback. Very thin keyboards don't have enough course and are uncomfortable.

      About longevity, even well designed rubber dome keyboards can last for more than a decade and be water resistant. Fancy switches can make things even better but they are not really a necessity for the average user.

    2. Re:A robust keyboard without contacts to wear out by viperidaenz · · Score: 1

      It's possible to make rubber dome keyboard water resistant. It just costs more to manufacture

    3. Re:A robust keyboard without contacts to wear out by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      They rubber domes do wear out though. And the feel is usually not great, but laptops are certainly a place where compromises are often made.

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  11. Time for a mass boycott of Apple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only thing people like Cook and Schiller will listen to is when hundreds of thousands of people ( millions would be better ) quit buying the crap they are trying to shove down our throats.

    Apple has made some good hardware. But recently Apple has made a bunch of poorly designed hardware and if this continues I will spend my money elsewhere, or I will keep my money and not spend it at all.

    Steve Jobs was a hell of a salesman / bullshit artist and a very effective taskmaster, but if his legacy is going to be incompetents like Cook and Schiller, Steve Jobs will be defined as a loser in my view. You don't create a great company and hand the reins to fools. That would be like selling your daughter as a crack whore.

    1. Re:Time for a mass boycott of Apple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An all fruit diet is to Steve Job's pancreas as Tim Cook is to the legacy of Apple Computer. Jobs destroyed his pancreas with his crazy diet, leaving Cook all alone to destroy the company.

    2. Re: Time for a mass boycott of Apple. by that+this+is+not+und · · Score: 1

      Steve was a cocaine dealer for most of the years his daughter was a child. But he was rich and white so it wasn't crack. Also, his daughter wasn't part of his life for a lot of her childhood.

    3. Re:Time for a mass boycott of Apple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jobs may have eaten fruit, but Cook IS a fruit !

      .

      ( The setup you wrote was just too perfect to resist )

    4. Re: Time for a mass boycott of Apple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, his daughter wasn't part of his life for a lot of her childhood.

      -

      Frankly, when you factor this behavior into the big picture, Jobs wasn't much of a man, no matter how much money he made. This makes me glad the fucker is no longer with us.

    5. Re:Time for a mass boycott of Apple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey it's offensive to refer to goddamn cocksucking faggots using pejoratives as "fruits"

    6. Re: Time for a mass boycott of Apple. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even the kids that were with him weren't with him. Total asshole.

  12. How about FIXING THE KEYBOARDS? by mykepredko · · Score: 5, Insightful

    When it comes right down to it, all smart devices need a text entry mechanism. I hate using the touchscreen on my iPhone for basically anything other than a text and the examples here seem to be pushing users in that direction.

    Apple Engineers: Rather than trying to come up with new ways for users to enter text into Macbooks, why don't you accept the input method that has been around for more than a century and come up with a keyboard that fixes the problems that were introduced in 2016? If you don't feel like they can be fixed than either go back to the old mechanicals or come up with new ones.

    When you have a problem with your hardware, the optimal solution is not to change everybody in the world's approach to interfacing with devices, you should fix the problem.

    1. Re:How about FIXING THE KEYBOARDS? by markdavis · · Score: 2

      >"Apple Engineers: Rather than trying to come up with new ways for users to enter text into Macbooks, why don't you accept the input method that has been around for more than a century and come up with a keyboard that fixes the problems that were introduced in 2016? If you don't feel like they can be fixed than either go back to the old mechanicals or come up with new ones."

      Or perhaps contact Lenovo and license their designs. They seem to make perfectly good laptop keyboards that last forever, feel good, and are quite functional, all while being thin and nice looking too.

    2. Re:How about FIXING THE KEYBOARDS? by joh · · Score: 1

      >"Apple Engineers: Rather than trying to come up with new ways for users to enter text into Macbooks, why don't you accept the input method that has been around for more than a century and come up with a keyboard that fixes the problems that were introduced in 2016? If you don't feel like they can be fixed than either go back to the old mechanicals or come up with new ones."

      Or perhaps contact Lenovo and license their designs. They seem to make perfectly good laptop keyboards that last forever, feel good, and are quite functional, all while being thin and nice looking too.

      Except that Lenovo makes their $700 Yoga keyboards crappy (they feel like stabbing a bowl of dough) so you relent and buy a $1800 Thinkpad instead while the keyboard as a spare costs $50. Also the Macbook Pro keyboard is a quarter as thick.

    3. Re:How about FIXING THE KEYBOARDS? by markdavis · · Score: 1

      >"Except that Lenovo makes their $700 Yoga keyboards crappy (they feel like stabbing a bowl of dough)"

      Good point- I was talking about the Thinkpad, not Yoga and not Ideapad. I should have been more specific.

      >"so you relent and buy a $1800 Thinkpad instead."

      Or you buy a $600 Thinkpad, which does have the same keyboard as the other Thinkpads (you aren't forced to buy a super-high end with Lenovo to get the good keyboard). Although it is not backlit.

      >"Also the Macbook Pro keyboard is a quarter as thick."

      Than the CURRENT Thinkpads?

    4. Re:How about FIXING THE KEYBOARDS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [...] Apple Engineers: Rather than trying to come up with new ways for users to enter text into Macbooks, why don't you accept the input method that has been around for more than a century and come up with a keyboard that fixes the problems that were introduced in 2016? If you don't feel like they can be fixed than either go back to the old mechanicals or come up with new ones.[...]

      Another option would be for Apple to exit the computer business.

    5. Re: How about FIXING THE KEYBOARDS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They may as well go the whole hog, exit business entirely and declare themselves a religion.

    6. Re:How about FIXING THE KEYBOARDS? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      People will have to go back to hunt-and-peck typing while staring at the keyboard. After all, the layout can change at any time and there is no tactility to help you find keys.

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  13. didn't read by bmimatt · · Score: 1


    <rant>
    Unless it is massively improved, as a mac user, I have zero interest in such 'innovation'.
    These guys need to get a reality check. They're becoming the Microsoft of the early 2000's, where each new release felt like a downgrade with a barely 'better' UI.
    Fix the broken pieces, before adding new ones @apple
    </rant>

    1. Re:didn't read by RogerWilco · · Score: 1

      Tim Cook is the Steve Balmer of Apple.
      He makes shareholders happy, but will be the death of the company.

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  14. Re: Moderators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dammit. I spent all my mod points before I saw this thread.

    APKuck

  15. Re:cos hitting the escape 'key' isnt weird enough. by GuB-42 · · Score: 1

    This will never fly.

    It will, most like through a window.

  16. Are these "inventors" really that dull... by mspring · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...to never have noticed themselves the positive value of tactile feedback??? Seriously!

    1. Re:Are these "inventors" really that dull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Ultimately, it's Apple's fault phones don't have buttons anymore, so I'll go with no.

    2. Re:Are these "inventors" really that dull... by markdavis · · Score: 1

      >"...to never have noticed themselves the positive value of tactile feedback??? Seriously!"

      It isn't just tactical or hepatic, either. I would imagine trying to "type" on a flat surface will create all kinds of new repetitive stress injuries; on top of being unfriendly, slow, and uncomfortable.

    3. Re:Are these "inventors" really that dull... by sttlmark · · Score: 1

      Or maybe they're just too young to have experienced the nightmare of the Atari 400: https://upload.wikimedia.org/w...

    4. Re: Are these "inventors" really that dull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tactile and Haptic.

    5. Re:Are these "inventors" really that dull... by Megane · · Score: 1

      At least the Atari 400 had little bumps at the edges of where the keys went. A full-size "touch bar" keyboard wouldn't even have that to give you a tactile clue where to put your fingers. And it would probably be too thick anyhow. Did they also remove the bumps from the F and J keys on the most recent keyboards in the interest of thin-uber-alles?

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    6. Re: Are these "inventors" really that dull... by markdavis · · Score: 1

      >"Tactile and Haptic."

      LOL! Not sure where my mind was when typing that. Not wanting to use my keyboard as a weapon, generally, although it has been a difficult day...

    7. Re:Are these "inventors" really that dull... by ortholattice · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I actually learned "touch typing" when I was young, meaning I can type while looking at the book or whatever I'm referencing, and not looking at either the screen or the keyboard. Is this even a thing anymore? It definitely requires tactile feedback, along with bumps on F and J to align my fingers to their home position. All I know is that I can type far faster than about anyone else I know. Except on a touchscreen, where my speed slows down to a snail's pace, which is why I have avoided buying a tablet.

    8. Re:Are these "inventors" really that dull... by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 0

      Ultimately, it's Apple's fault phones don't have buttons anymore, so I'll go with no.

      Oh, I thought it was the fault of the LG Prada. Afterall, all the Slashtards say that Apple COPIED the Prada, even though it came out like a couple of MONTHS before the iPhone was demoed.

    9. Re:Are these "inventors" really that dull... by YuppieScum · · Score: 1

      Oh, I thought it was the fault of the LG Prada. Afterall, all the Slashtards say that Apple COPIED the Prada, even though it came out like a couple of MONTHS before the iPhone was demoed.

      No, Apple copied the variety of HTC devices that came out *years* before the iPhone existed.

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    10. Re:Are these "inventors" really that dull... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have to imagine, my experience is that a FingerWorks keyboard is less stressful on the tendons. Addressing RSI is one of the points for which it was initially marketed, and an adaptive keyboard could make typing more accurate. There are many ways it could have been improved if Apple didn't buy them out and kill it.

    11. Re:Are these "inventors" really that dull... by TheFakeTimCook · · Score: 0

      Oh, I thought it was the fault of the LG Prada. Afterall, all the Slashtards say that Apple COPIED the Prada, even though it came out like a couple of MONTHS before the iPhone was demoed.

      No, Apple copied the variety of HTC devices that came out *years* before the iPhone existed.

      Right. That's why the Slashtards ALWAYS point to the Prada. Which of course is bullshit, too.

      You might as well point to the Newton, or a Palm xxx. Those had essentially buttonless control surfaces, too. Or, how many HUNDREDS of Sci-Fi movies and stories, back to the 1940s had some sort of touch/gesture display/control methods?

      But all the Slashtards focus on the Prada. So, tough.

  17. remember old Western Bell dial phones? by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    Buy the rights to the model M keyboard and build a tactical laptop that you could murder a man with. Several men. And the vintage black would look cool, too.

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    1. Re:remember old Western Bell dial phones? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I still maintain the older model Ms can stop 9mm bullets.

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    2. Re:remember old Western Bell dial phones? by iggymanz · · Score: 2

      but with Apple's you can do the anime or movie katana meme where you run by the opponent moving the thin thing so fast the eye can't see it, then the opponent takes a step before either torso slides off waist or head or face falls off.

  18. and apple will be kicked out of bar test + may oth by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    and apple will be kicked out of bar test + maybe others as well.

  19. Called it by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 2

    About a month ago, I speculated (only half jokingly) that Apple was knowingly and intentionally putting really crappy keyboards into their "Pro" laptops so that they could subsequently move to completely fake keyboards without the users noticing any further degradation in keyboard experience (because basically, at that point, Apple users would already be used to basically drumming their fingers on a piece of metal).

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    1. Re:Called it by joh · · Score: 1

      About a month ago, I speculated (only half jokingly) that Apple was knowingly and intentionally putting really crappy keyboards into their "Pro" laptops so that they could subsequently move to completely fake keyboards without the users noticing any further degradation in keyboard experience (because basically, at that point, Apple users would already be used to basically drumming their fingers on a piece of metal).

      They came with flat chiclet keyboards starting with the late 2008 MacBook exactly for this reason. And it worked, since all keyboards look this way now. The thing is not that Apple has plans, the thing is that Apple's plans WORK.

  20. don't like soft-keyboards by sakono · · Score: 1

    I hate typing on the soft-keyboards on my phone. It looks like i hit the right keys but I'm always off. I will never like this nor ever buy any laptop or keyboard like this.

  21. You would think by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    You would think Apple would at least be able to build a decent keyboard. At least it looks pretty and makes you think you're look cool when you show it off to people.

  22. Re:cos hitting the escape 'key' isnt weird enough. by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Just like the touch bar itself, no one else gives it positive feedback either ...

    Hey, who started with giving no feedback! Or any for that matter, hell, those damn things giving you no feedback when typing IS one of the key complaints.

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  23. Re: Moderators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At ow dey be. It am de way ob dey kind.

  24. They did fix the keyboard by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    The latest revision of the MacBook Pro actually fixes the keyboard problems with better dust barriers.

    That's why the notion that the touch bar will expand to be the whole keyboard is absurd.

    What they really need to do is offer force feedback on the touch bar for presses.

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    1. Re:They did fix the keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes im sure its 5% less shitty than the last keyboard.

  25. Eight Years old crap by Crass+Spektakel · · Score: 1

    Apple is still selling computers which are based on eight years old technology being outmatched by current Goldmont Atoms but still selling at insane prices.

    Who ever thinks there is something coming up soon is a religious zealot.

    I am not making fun of apple. They are another greed company. I make fun of their customers.

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  26. "Atari 400" keyboard too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the article :

    And a third patent outlines a keyboard that's been sealed beneath a protective membrane designed to keep out, presumably, destructive substances like water and dust -- the culprit accused of compromising some current-generation MacBook keyboards.

    This is the most interesting of the options.
    I semi-joked on other articles about wanting a laptop with a sensitive keyboard like low end things of the 70s/80s.
    This might be halfway between this and a real keyboard. I'd be curious to see it. We can moan about the flat but at least there would be a benefit.

  27. RIP macbook by mr.dreadful · · Score: 2

    RIP is a bit much, but honestly, as a developer and long time Apple user (25+), I can't remember the last time I got excited about a new macbook. In fact, I've spent the past several years wondering where to go next.... (ubuntu + dell XPS is leading the pack these days).

    1. Re:RIP macbook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry to say I'm with you.

      They've completely jumped the shark.

      I'm a happy long-time Linux desktop user, but I wanted to buy a professional Macbook for, reasons.

      But since Apple doesn't sell them any more, I'm looking into some nice 17 inch Linux laptops. I need to give React OS a whirl and see if it can handle the few no-Linux-versions-available proprietary programs that I still need that I was hoping to use a Macbook for. If so, then I'll run React in a VM and never look back.

      Microsoft and Apple both just completely suck now. Linux seems to be the only option on the market, even for laptops. To Steve Jobs and your surviving friends and family, I'm sorry your work was all in vain and trampled over by Apple the minute you were gone. Such fleeting quality. Such fleeting respect.

      I'm sure there's a lesson for us all in this. Nothing good lasts.

  28. This could be interpreted as a plan... by dfghjk · · Score: 1

    A patent is not a product plan, it's speculation on valuable future technology. Patents cannot be interpreted as a plan to do anything.

  29. Umm. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The touch bar sucks ass. No feedback. It's a horrible input device.

  30. A DS has physical keys by tepples · · Score: 1

    Because this sounds like a Nintendo DS to me.

    At least a Nintendo DS has a Control Pad, four face buttons, two shoulder buttons, and two system buttons. It's why a lot of game genres work better on a DS or 3DS than on the flat sheet of glass that is the input device of an iPhone or Android phone.

    1. Re:A DS has physical keys by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the DS can play games because of their superior GPUs. macs are shit for games.

    2. Re:A DS has physical keys by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      Absolutely, I wasn't trying to imply that a button-less Mac would even be as good as a DS.

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  31. Oh JOY! by Chas · · Score: 1

    Another shitty virtual keyboard with only the absolute MINIMUM of haptic feedback!

    Sorry I ever complained about chicklet keys! I TAKE IT ALL BACK!

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  32. Apple staff and Apple fans, emperors clothes? by AbRASiON · · Score: 1

    Do people within Apple just continue to agree with stuff because someone higher up suggested it? No critical thoughts?

    They had 'laser' based keyboards nearly a decade ago, keyboard directly on your desk surface. Not only would tapping the table endlessly hurt the finger tips, the lack of tactile feedback is awful. Also, how do you "hold down" a key or repeatedly press it?

    Between this and the touch bar itself, the headphone jack (sorry, no, I'm not a luddite, I'm just someone doesn't need or want to charge inferior, bulky, expensive, bluetooth headphones) Apple is going bad places. At least for me.

    1. Re:Apple staff and Apple fans, emperors clothes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Still better than the alternatives, on balance. This sad fact keeps getting sadder.

  33. Vote with Your Money by BrendaEM · · Score: 1

    Don't buy it if you don't like it.

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    1. Re:Vote with Your Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would, but they're the only thing provided at the last couple jobs I've worked. Since win10 is not great for development, that leaves Apple or Linux. I suspect I'll be switching back to Linux, and providing my own machine, because Apple is making their hardware increasingly less usable

    2. Re:Vote with Your Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't buy it if you don't like it.

      Everything else sucks worse.

    3. Re:Vote with Your Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only thing worse to develop on than Win 10 is OS X, so I call bullshit on your statement. the bastardised version of BSD makes Apple the worst of all worlds except for when developing for Apple devices.

  34. Timex Sinclair 1000 Lives!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's like membrane keyboards are back. But worse!

  35. "Butterfly switch" by joh · · Score: 1

    Just for being precise, the butterfly mechanism isn't the "switch". It's just a clever mechanism to keep the keycap level when you press it. The actual switch sits under this mechanism and other than with basically all other laptop keyboards this isn't a rubber-dome switch, but a mechanical stainless steel micro-switch. That's the reason this keyboard is so loud. Apple did it this way because with a traditional rubber-dome switch and a scissors-mechanism you just can't arrive at the short travel and thinness that Apple wanted.

    And yes, you of course you can do the same thing more or less with a pressure-measuring touchscreen and some haptic feedback under it just as Apple already does since several generations with the iPhone home button and the MacBook trackpad. This would reduce the travel to zero, but you'd still get feedback and would have not only to touch but to press the key.

    You can hate that or like it, but the thing is that apart from Apple nobody seems to even think of any kind of progress here. All other manufacturers just hesitate and then move after Apple. It was this way with the chiclet keys, it was this way with the notch and it will be the very same with laptop keyboards.

    Hate it or like it, but laptops aren't the same as they were 20 years ago and won't be the same in the future. If you hate all of that, just move back to the mechanical typewriter.

    1. Re:"Butterfly switch" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or we could, you know, stop buying crap and tell them NO. Not all change is good. In fact, most change isn't good because most change is driven by morons. People who notice this and react logically to it get called all kinds of names because of thinking clearly.

      For example, most high end notebooks are thin enough now. Doing dumb crap to screw up things we've been doing right for decades now, like keyboards, is just indicative of corporate management desperate to continue to seem relevant.

    2. Re:"Butterfly switch" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can hate that or like it, but the thing is that apart from Apple nobody seems to even think of any kind of progress here.

      No. You are confusing change with progress. Change can be used progress, but not always. And isn't with this idea.

      Change: "make or become different" --> What this is.

      Progress: "develop towards and improved or more advanced condition"

  36. Der by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I knew this was coming. Go right ahead Apple. I can spend my money somewhere else.

  37. The *nix is slowly eroding away by fyngyrz · · Score: 2

    OS X is still mostly BSD from command line and POSIX/BSD point of view.

    You know Apple "deprecated" cron, right? That kind of idiocy is a strike at the heart of "being *nix" as far as I'm concerned. The less *nixy it is, the more work it is to use it for me, because I have to support both types of OS — I have considerably better things to do than figure out what Apple's screwing up, or planning to screw up, in the latest OS.

    Back OT, the awful chiclet keyboards on the macbooks weaned me off ever buying another one again. That was well before they choked the macbook's physical connectivity down to almost nothing.

    Apple keyboards aren't designed to get work done that requires, you know, typing. The touch bar... that's evidence of drug-addled interior decorators getting control over Apple engineering. What a travesty. A poster-child worthy example of "form over function." The whole surface with no keys? Ridiculous.

    On my Mac desktop, I use a Matias Tactile Pro, which is a decent keyboard. This thing is actually worthy of typing on.

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    1. Re:The *nix is slowly eroding away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know Apple "deprecated" cron, right?

      And just how much did systemd "deprecate"? It sounds like Apple is behind the curve here.

    2. Re:The *nix is slowly eroding away by iggymanz · · Score: 2

      cron still works though

      on the other hand, some scripts that worked for years in GNU/Linux are fucked up by systemd and needed a lot of work. The Debian SJW systemd-tards shit on GNU/Linux and the other major distros picked it up

    3. Re:The *nix is slowly eroding away by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Idunn:develop angelos$ cron
      cron: can't open or create /var/run/cron.pid: Permission denied

      Seems to work as intended

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    4. Re: The *nix is slowly eroding away by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try the crontab command - you may get better results ...

    5. Re:The *nix is slowly eroding away by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      You use systemd? Wow, how foolish.

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  38. It takes courage by lamer01 · · Score: 1

    To do something so stupid. Most people like mechanical keyboards more than any other input device. You cannot beat the tactile response of a mechanical keyboard but hey, more power to them.

  39. useless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At this point the keyboard is so error-prone that an external keyboard is required for the laptop to be useable: one more slot in the 4 USB spitters I have daisy chained into the required USB dongle. Apple would probably be better off forcing people onto tablets at this point.

  40. What I want by grumpy-cowboy · · Score: 1

    A laptop with a mechanical keyboard. Don't care if the laptop is 2" tick. :)

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  41. Real work done on external keyboard ... by perpenso · · Score: 1

    Apple laptops aren't designed for work anymore

    *Laptop*, where mobility and compactness may be more important. When at your desk at the office or home, where people may do more typing, plug in the external keyboard, mouse and display. Working from the laptop's display and keyboard at the office is a joke, its only for those idiotic open floor plan offices that provide nothing more than crappy tables and chairs. Any employer with half a brain will provide external displays, keyboard and mice, as will any half serious home worker.

    1. Re:Real work done on external keyboard ... by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Maybe you want to get work done while traveling and don't want to lug external crap around. Or maybe you want to sit comfortably on the couch and get work done. Or maybe it's not work at all, but you find a desktop easier to surf the web on, instead of hunting-and-pecking on a shitty touch-screen.

    2. Re:Real work done on external keyboard ... by perpenso · · Score: 2

      There is no need to lug around an external. One for the office and possibly a second for home. Most users probably do a relatively small amount of *work* related typing when traveling and on the couch.

      Also note I was responding to a claim that *current* Apple laptops are not designed for work. These current keyboards are sufficient for travel and couch. I am *not* defending the notion of a touch screen keyboard, I agree that this would be a bad idea. However I disagree regarding the current keyboards. Which I am typing on right now while on my couch. My desk upstairs has a G4 era mechanical USB Apple keyboard. I prefer these over the current Apple externals, I'd probably use a Unicomp Mac keyboard if my 2 G4 era keyboards died.

    3. Re:Real work done on external keyboard ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any employer with half a brain will provide external displays, keyboard and mice, as will any half serious home worker.

      My experience has been that I haven't needed anything external when working with macbooks. The keyboard and trackpad are good enough, and I don't do software development on mac so I don't need a large screen. I do a lot of writing, though.

      I have an external display, keyboard, and mouse at home, but I haven't plugged the macbook in for years and only use them when I do 3D modeling on a windows laptop.

      For the last several updates Apple has been changing macbooks to a direction where I don't want to go. I've used almost exclusively macs for my private stuff for almost 15 years and I've bought a lot of mac-only software during the time. It's a shame if I have to scramble for windows replacements for them when my current machine eventually breaks down just because Apple is committed to destroying their laptop platform.

    4. Re:Real work done on external keyboard ... by JD-1027 · · Score: 1

      Current MacBook Pro keyboards are ok for "on the go" EXCEPT the lack of physical escape key. That absolutely destroys my very quick keyboard based gui navigation in any application. Hopefully the new ones are a bit more quiet as well.

  42. The real alternative is an external by perpenso · · Score: 1

    Quit trying to make the damn laptop so thin and put a good keyboard in it. IMHO Apple's obsession with thin is form over function.

    The real alternative is to get an external keyboard (and mouse and display) for office and/or home. You only need to use the built-in keyboard when away from home or office.

    And yes, that includes the modern Model-M keyboards from Unicomp.

    1. Re:The real alternative is an external by b0s0z0ku · · Score: 1

      Why bother with a laptop then ... might as well just have desktops and a damned tablet aka torture device for anyone used to typing on a real kb.

    2. Re:The real alternative is an external by perpenso · · Score: 1

      Why bulk up a laptop with a real keyboard when the laptop's primary features are mobility and compactness. That for any extended duration typing a person is more likely to be at the office or at home. The tradeoff that has a more broad appeal seems to be compactness when mobile and the flexibility of external for home or office when the extended typing is more likely.

      Its kind of hard to think of not using an external display at the office or home when in "work" mode, so an external keyboard and mouse seems quite natural.

    3. Re:The real alternative is an external by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Why bulk up a laptop with a real keyboard when the laptop's primary features are mobility and compactness.

      I added the hardware keyboard to my Surface Pro because it adds no more thickness than a decent case would, provides the same protection and includes some rather excellent utility.

      for any extended duration typing a person is more likely to be at the office or at home

      In the office I'm likely to be in the canteen drinking coffee. If I want to do work I'll work from home, so at work I'm talking to people.

      At home I'm going to be sat on the recliner, feet up. Or maybe sat in the garden, cat lying beside me. Sometimes I'll be working from home while sat at the local pond, bait in the water, teleconference through my headset.

      Basically I need devices that work away from desks, and that includes text input capabilities that let me type effectively.

    4. Re:The real alternative is an external by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You clearly don't do much work, have been brainwashed, or both.

      I, like millions of people, do work during my train commute and in the airport when I travel. I used to have an external keyboard (which is an additional item on my desktop -don't like clutter-) with my previous laptop (macbook air) that I ditched for a laptop with a better keyboard.

      A couple of people from work combine desktop/laptop (all with macs, btw) and they need to be constantly syncing the computers, and guess what, I'd rather not be adding tasks (or clutter) to something as simple as sitting down and do your work.

  43. Think of the censorship by AHuxley · · Score: 1

    Type the wrong word and further letters just cant be accessed until the word is removed.
    Only approved words can be entered.

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  44. Touchstream by Tom · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised nobody mentioned Touchstream yet.

    They developed this keyboard:
    https://www.engadget.com/2010/...

    Maybe 8 or 10 years ago?

    If you don't see it at first glance: It doesn't have keys. The whole thing is a big multi-touch surface, long before multi-touch appeared on smartphones. So you can type and the next second use it as a touchpad. It was pretty nifty.

    FingerWorks, the company that made it, was acquired by Apple. Then the iPhone appeared, with multi-touch. Ever since, I've been waiting for an all-touch Apple keyboard to appear.

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    1. Re:Touchstream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They also made one that could be retrofitted into a PowerBook, back when they had replaceable keyboards. The extremely negative reaction to Apple imposing this on everyone could mitigated by just making it an option. A replaceable battery would also be cool, along with RAM and storage, maybe even provide some ports. I'd also love it if Apple reintroduced the screw, instead of gluing everything together.

  45. Apple says... by ayesnymous · · Score: 2

    "What's a computer?"

  46. Not the first I believe by Carlitox · · Score: 1

    Didn't Acer had the same idea in the past and didn't catch? https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  47. Canâ(TM)t wait .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....to see the battery life on that thing ......

  48. The Lenovo Book already does this by jools33 · · Score: 1

    The Lenovo Book already does this - Its basically 2 touchscreens one in the position of the keyboard, and you have a non tactile touchscreen to type on (and in my opinion it sucks).

    1. Re:The Lenovo Book already does this by Gilgaron · · Score: 1

      Yeah it seems like an interesting idea, but the reviews for such devices have been poor from a usability standpoint. I wonder if a phone in that format would be useful, but it might be too fragile.

  49. i lol'ed by sad_ · · Score: 1

    i really lol'ed when i read this, until i realised that probably others will copy Apple and as a result we will end up with a lot of laptops that have this kind of keyboard. just, you know, to be cool like Apple is.

    just like with the phone nodge, Apple their silliness is affecting us all!

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  50. Patent? by sabbede · · Score: 1
    What are they patenting, this? https://www.extremetech.com/co...

    Clearly not. So what the hell are they going to get a patent for?

  51. They finally realize the target level of tech IQ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I assume Apple has finally caught on that most of their customers (at least for the home/small business market) are absolute fucking morons that have no idea how to use a computer in the first place. It's nice that they can do away with physical keyboards and move on to a touchscreen since they know most of their users are probably hunt-and-peck typers in the first place.

  52. I'd rather stab my eyes with hot forks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have the 2017 MBP with the butterfly switch keyboard and it's not that bad, but the touchbar can be super annoying because all it takes is a light brush against any of the "keys" to activate said button. As long as there is SOME kind of mechanical feedback, I am ok with it, but turning the entire keyboard into one big touchbar is just a braindead idea because it essentially turns it into a glorified tablet with none of the benefits of a tablet or a traditional laptop. But don't worry, Apple will be sure to sell you an iTac "advanced tactile-feedback" keyboard!

    Dynamic keyboard buttons are a really cool idea, but why not make them actual buttons? That way you could remap the entire keyboard as you see fit and still have tactile feedback.

  53. *vomit* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *vomit*

  54. Touch Screens with Tactile Feedback and Relief/Dep by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    Two thoughts on this before everyone overreacts (Sorry about those of you who already did overreact):

    1. The touch screen style keys could bulge up slightly and depress slightly when pressed. This would give us the tactile feedback we're used to having with mechanical keyboards with the advantages of non-mechanical devices that would last longer, possibly indefinitely (compared to your short human lifespan). Sound can be played through the speakers to give you the auditory feedback you so love (or don't in which case you can turn off the sound feedback).

    2. The entire keyboard can be a display so when you don't want to use it as a keyboard you can have a clamshell book that has two displays, the primary and the keyboard. Advances in materials sciences with nano-surfaces will help those of you with greasy fingers keep your keyboard and display clean.

    These are existing technologies. Time to implement them and get away from physical keyboards.

    I've been a 'typist' for 50 years. I type very fast on a mechanical keyboard. I have a MacBook Pro 17" late-2011. I love it. But the dirt getting under the keyboard and wearing out of keys is a real issue that could be solved improving the experience.

    For those of you who still want a traditional mechanical keyboard to lovingly stroke and fondle you can get one that connects via Bluetooth or USB. Everyone's (reasonably) happy.

  55. Where we're going, we don't need keyboards by drew_kime · · Score: 1

    Someone's been watching too much Star Trek.

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  56. This Is Trumpian-Level Logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...take an idea that no one likes (the Touch Bar), and double down on it. If a bar is terrible (Yuge!), then let's make an entire shifty (Courage!) keyboard out of it!

    So Courage. Much Engineer. It Juxt Wosrk-bllleeeeeppp-zzxyrrrrsstt-sqeeerrnnnnnngggggg!!!

  57. Old patent they already own by Kancept · · Score: 1

    They bought Fingerworks' patents already. It's why I don't have a new Touchstream. I know it may just to be a filing to add haptic feedback, but they already own what they need to make a keyboard with no keys.

  58. Re: Moderators by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Moderators are the people.

  59. Where you been? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They did that years ago in like 2008 or 9. It's called the Optimus Maximus. There are several knockoffs now. The issue has always been one of cost. LCD panels have been dropping in price though so they're getting out into the wild more often.

    And yeah it does need "keys". I have used several varieties of projection keyboards and touchscreens. Without something bouncy to absorb the key pounding, your finger tips start hurting after just a few hundred words. Writing a whole novel on one would be excruciating. The cover you suggest already exists in the current keyboards. It's the silicone membrane that's under the key tops. Your suggestion that I'm sure you didn't realize, is that you want them to charge you more for 1/3rd of a keyboard. It's just like thier stooooopid headphone dongle.

  60. Scotty says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "A keyboard? How quaint!"

  61. Atari 400 by Tony+Isaac · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of the Atari 400, which had only a touch keyboard.

    Well, most Mac users I know don't touch-type anyway, so it's probably just the same to them.

  62. No one wants to use this thing... by fedos · · Score: 1

    so we're going to take away every other option.