Like it or not this is a huge issue nationwide and Tesla is looking for special treatment. It's not big bad republicans getting in the way of progress here. Tesla is crying because they don't want to play by the same rules everybody else has to and trying to pretend they are innovative because of it.
So this is like the Uber thing, where outsiders come in to innovate, and are willfully clueless about how things currently work, and why.
I am eagerly awaiting the day when Watson is capable enough to replace 93% of doctors and lawyers. What's good for the plebs is good for the elite, right?
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This is obviously the work of Deros.
Like it or not this is a huge issue nationwide and Tesla is looking for special treatment. It's not big bad republicans getting in the way of progress here. Tesla is crying because they don't want to play by the same rules everybody else has to and trying to pretend they are innovative because of it.
So this is like the Uber thing, where outsiders come in to innovate, and are willfully clueless about how things currently work, and why.
HOLY SHIT! The National Corvette Museum was just swallowed whole by the earth!
Ever heard of collateral damage?
You mean "future terrerists" (parse that as you will...)
Hoy! Many errors you can spot!
I am eagerly awaiting the day when Watson is capable enough to replace 93% of doctors and lawyers. What's good for the plebs is good for the elite, right?
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Doom 3 in VR is easy!
I bet Waze is relieved that their business model is safe.
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gee, that sounds strangely familiar...
yeah, that didn't work out too well...
Idiocracy + Star Trek combined
"Welcome to Costoco, I love you ... Lt. Cmdr. Worf"
And why the hell hasn't there be a decent comedy set in the ST universe since "Quark"?!!
and we complete the loop back around to the reference in the story title by re-inventing scramble suits! +10 pts
Dick York or Sargent?
More importantly, Julie Newmar, Eartha Kitt or Lee Meriwether. Those are the only choices.
People used to hunt them with spears ! Man up, you wussies!
If we had more people like you, we'd be overrun with mammoths.
nobody tell David Cronenberg about this!
yeah, but is that convertible into airline miles?
and the spreadsheets involved are less complicated...
sweet, sweet, meta-metadata!
Can it print nano-tubes and graphene?
please, STOP thinking about the children!
Her NAME is Dr Eleanor Abernathy MD JD
Just as long as they aren't M.U.L.E.s. Those tend to run off every time there's an electrical storm.
I've got a 10^26 Watt fusion reactor I'd like to sell you. cheap.
stupid monkeys...
bedbug trap invented in New Jersey
figures.