Slashdot Mirror


User: Thud457

Thud457's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
6,419
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 6,419

  1. Urectum! /snerk on Company Wants To Put Power Plants In the Sky · · Score: 0
  2. ELECTRIC EYE on Company Wants To Put Power Plants In the Sky · · Score: 1

    you call these things drones.
    I think they're trying to sell to the wrong audience.

    Sell them to the NRO as spying platforms.
    Sell them to Google as mapping bots.
    Sell them to Verizon as wireless stations.
    Then all that free, solar nrg can be sweet, sweet profit!

  3. just awaiting delivery of lemon-soaked napkins on Virgin Galactic Now Taking Bitcoin For Suborbital Flights · · Score: 1

    Bah.

    Will they honor Pan Am tickets?

  4. no, I'm not Jim Bell, really. or Ted K, either. on Microsoft Customers Hit With New Wave of Fake Tech Support Calls · · Score: 1

    I would gladly contribute some sweet, juicy BTC to a kickstarter to put these kind of annoying parasites out of business. The ones plying their shite via television and junkmail also. Preferably by at the same time removing them from the gene pool and the material realm.

    Actually, I have no idea why I even have a telephone. But everyone else thinks I should have one.

  5. Chevy Citation : most desired auto on teh intarweb on Cute Cat Photos Are Data-Driven Science Behind Cunning New Language Learning App · · Score: 1

    good grief, [citation needed]


    good grief, googled it, and it was a already thing

  6. still doesn't explain the ::cue::cat, cain't 'splain dat

    oh, wait, maybe it does

  7. give me, if not Pastafarians, at least Raelians on Cupertino Approves New Apple Spaceship HQ · · Score: 1

    Looks like the MindHead world headquarters.
    Shouldn't they all already have put on their purple Nikes and drank their poisoned Kool-Aid and burned the place down when their Master ascended?

  8. HEY! they're infringing on my business method pat on Warner Bros. Admits To Issuing Bogus Takedowns · · Score: 3, Funny

    PERJURY, with a computer!

  9. I'll give you GOODWIN, you insolent whelp! on And Now For Something Completely Different: Monty Python Reunion Planned · · Score: 2

    Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

    hee hee, saved by the slashtot umlat (tm)!!

  10. get real, people on Musk Lashes Back Over Tesla Fire Controversy · · Score: 3, Funny

    If Elon Musk and KAOS really wanted you DEAD , do you really think they're going to piddle around with setting your overpriced %1'er golfcart on fire?!!

  11. written by : Michael Fuckin' Crichton on Two Sailors Injured When Drone Crashes Into US Navy Guided Missile Cruiser · · Score: 1

    Dr. Charles Luther strikes again!

  12. the HD bubble is over on Alfred Poor Says HDTV Manufacturers are Hurting (Video) · · Score: 1

    HDTV was a once in a generation thing. Once everybody's upgraded, you're not going to maintain sales levels like that. Too bad for you if you didn't figure that into you depreciation model for your billion-dollar factory.

    They've tried gimmicks to bolster sales. 3D, actually at least requires they purchase a new set. "smart" TV is just plugging a common computer into their existing display, Samsung's come that realization and now sells an upgrade box for their sets.

  13. I thought it was quiet here lately... on Could Slashdot (Or Other Private Entity) Sue a Spy Agency Like GCHQ Or NSA? · · Score: 1

    has anyone heard from APK lately?
    Just sayin'...

  14. proof that drones are superior on Military Drone Lost Over Lake Ontario · · Score: 1

    At least we didn't lose a red-blooded patriot pilot.
    Don't Fear for the Reaper.

  15. Re:Not even then on US Gov't Circulates Watch List of Buyers of Polygraph Training Materials · · Score: 4, Funny

    I dunno, something smells fishy about that guy.

  16. Re:Peanuts on Physicists Plan to Build a Bigger LHC · · Score: 1

    no, "dry ice in a 2 liter plastic bottle" qualifies as a scary noise and makes you a TERRORIST.

  17. kids are the same every generation... on A Makerbot In Every Classroom · · Score: 3, Funny

    plastic penises in every classroom!

    crap, I posted a obXKCD link. I feel dirty now.

  18. Re:Retina burn on Demo of Prototype Virtual Retinal Head Mounted Display · · Score: 2
    great, so now I'll have the following burned into my retina:

    possible response:
    yes/no
    or what?
    go away
    please come back later
    fuck you, asshole

  19. HAHA SUCKERS! on Physicists Plan to Build a Bigger LHC · · Score: 2

    meanwhile, in the great state of Texas, we have a very large hole with nothing to show for the effort. YAY JESUSLAND!

  20. moi? bitter? on Microsoft Kills Stack Ranking · · Score: 4, Insightful

    stupid HR fucks don't understand simple statistics.

    Of course these are the same morons that want to play keyword bingo with your resume, think everybody in a 200,000 person company needs ethics training to make up for the moral deficiencies of the executives in the boardroom and want 5 years of experience with some technology that's only been around for 2.

  21. their kung fu is weak... on International Space Station Infected With Malware Carried By Russian Astronauts · · Score: 1

    It's a shitty virus that can't just change the gravimetric constant.

  22. useless on Physicists Smash Record For Wave-Particle Duality · · Score: 1

    good grief, what use is a teleporter just for cats?!!

  23. give me that ol' time kook-ligion on Bizarre Six-Tailed Asteroid Dumbfounds Scientists · · Score: 1

    BAH.
    Obviously it's the Ringmakers of Saturn doin' whatever they do.

  24. PR crapapalooza on A Playstation 4 Teardown · · Score: -1, Troll

    what a lousy teardown. Ifixit does 'em better.


    A spinning disc, in 2013? Who's the target market, people with toddlers that want to watch Fern Gully 7,433,245 times?

  25. global jellyfish apocalypse denialists: on Scientists Says Jellyfish Are Taking Over the Oceans · · Score: 1

    I just went to the beach yesterday. I didn't see any jellyfish.

    This is just a natural predator-prey cycle. Mankind has no impact on this.

    Whaddaya mean Orange Ruffy is $1,437 / lb?!!! That's an outrage!