more reasons I DON'T WANT THIS:
1. The potential for gangstalking (it's a thing, I read it on the internet) . You think the low battery warning and the random 3 AM beep is annoying now? Put your therapist on retainer now.
2. Do you really want to give big brother a 85-decibel compliance enforcer in your own home?
3. Does this thing have a warning strobe? I bet it has a strobe. Yet another high-intensity sensory overload device for script kiddies and the KGB to attack you with. Lord help you if someone in your household is photosensitive or suffers from migraines.
These infernal devices are guaranteed to come from the factory infested with the ghost of George Hayduke.
au contraire, I think a internet-connected EEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEE
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Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.
Hey, don't blame me, my snazzy new intarweb smoke alarm seems to have a infestation of/b/'s.
I can't wait until the first sleep-deprived murder rampage blamed on one of these. Many lulz to be had.
shouldn't take too long to print out one page saying "ALL of them"
They just filter Congress from the copy they send to the Israelis.
And Goldman-Sachs from the copy the SEC gets.
They should just open source the data and let reddit crowdsource the terrerist finding./snrk! Hey, "if you're not doing anything wrong, you've nothing to hide"(tm), right?
Just license the technology used to produce Lil' Lisa brand Fish Slurry from Mr. Burns. It would be a simple matter of rebranding. Once again, the fount of all wisdom shows the answer.
tax every transaction. Also tax rolled back oops, my bot "ran amok" transactions. Also track these and send the history to our regulatory watchdogs who, supposedly, will take an interest in the chicanery of anyone abusing this "feature" of the markets. Or just don't allow them to be undone in the first place. caveat emptor, bitches.
Slashdot Mirror
Too soon.
Also, Goodwin.
holy copyright infringement Batman!
There's people out there that'd do that just to piss off Lars.
geometries which are impossible to achieve
Now they just need to work out the Transformations that were too hard to find.
Just beware of poisons in your bloodstream.
What's the big deal, Amazon delivers, you don't need to mount an expedition to Saturn.
more reasons I DON'T WANT THIS:
1. The potential for gangstalking (it's a thing, I read it on the internet) . You think the low battery warning and the random 3 AM beep is annoying now? Put your therapist on retainer now.
2. Do you really want to give big brother a 85-decibel compliance enforcer in your own home?
3. Does this thing have a warning strobe? I bet it has a strobe. Yet another high-intensity sensory overload device for script kiddies and the KGB to attack you with. Lord help you if someone in your household is photosensitive or suffers from migraines.
These infernal devices are guaranteed to come from the factory infested with the ghost of George Hayduke.
Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted! Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING.
Hey, don't blame me, my snazzy new intarweb smoke alarm seems to have a infestation of /b/'s.
I can't wait until the first sleep-deprived murder rampage blamed on one of these. Many lulz to be had.
I'd be more worried about the DEA spying on my smoke detector.
just sayin'...
"Last of the Wild Ones", Roger Zelazny, Omni Magazine, March 1981, pp 53+
I thought they also published "Devil Car" in Omni, but I can't track that one down.
Wasn't there some discussion about how the NSA couldn't really store "zettabytes" of data at this site as claimed?
Maybe they really do have all that capacity. Them transcapacitors are power-hungry, I hear.
conversely, grammar NAZI is still a volunteer-only position, only pursued by those in it for the glory and fiiiiiinnne bitches
Maybe they shouldn't have built it in Utah?
More likely they didn't account in the power budget for the seven secret sub-basements and the underground vacutrain for the reptoids to commute from the Denver International Airport.
honestly, it's like the right hand doesn't know what the left talon is doing these days.
"I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man.
-- some godless pinko and human trafficer
give me apathy or give me cheetos
shouldn't take too long to print out one page saying " ALL of them"
/snrk!
They just filter Congress from the copy they send to the Israelis.
And Goldman-Sachs from the copy the SEC gets.
They should just open source the data and let reddit crowdsource the terrerist finding.
Hey, "if you're not doing anything wrong, you've nothing to hide"(tm), right?
Man, I really hope jellyfish can't regenerate from a bud. Otherwise these JEROS jellyfish killer robots are a bad idea .
Man those things are bad!
no no no no no. They've got it all wrong.
It's for five million FEMA coffins.
For five million vampires.
I'm shocked, SHOCKED to find that gambling is going on in here!
You don't think some naive teabagger malcontents in the House are going to interfere with biddness as usual, do you?
Stay out of my territory.
-- Unka Sam
Just license the technology used to produce Lil' Lisa brand Fish Slurry from Mr. Burns. It would be a simple matter of rebranding.
Once again, the fount of all wisdom shows the answer.
According to this Soylent Oceanographic Survey Report, 2015 to 2019 , the seas are dying.
pshaw, these are going to be "Beats by Dre" with low-oxygen Monster cables.
WHO RUNS BARTERTOWN?!
"Journalistic standards"
You people from the 20th century are so cute with your silly archaic ideas.
DEMOCRATS say "You WILL eat bugs."
tax every transaction.
Also tax rolled back oops, my bot "ran amok" transactions. Also track these and send the history to our regulatory watchdogs who, supposedly, will take an interest in the chicanery of anyone abusing this "feature" of the markets. Or just don't allow them to be undone in the first place. caveat emptor, bitches.