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  1. pinko or realist? on Boeing Turning Old F-16s Into Unmanned Drones · · Score: 1

    I was only half seriously noting that we seem to like to sell weapons hither and yon where it sometimes comes back to bite us in the butt.

    That list seems a little longer than what you cite.

    Egypt was the example on the tip of my mind.
    How sure are you about Turkey in the next 25 years?
    Pakistan has serious trust issues as far as I am concerned.
    You always have the possibility of "accidental" "friendly fire" from Israel if it suits their agenda. It's happened before.
    Any state in the Middle East could flip at a moment's notice.
    Given 100 years of meddling in their internal affairs, and any state in Central or South America is a good candidate to give us a bloody nose if they can get in a cheap shot. Particularly if our influence wanes or we're distracted by some other quagmire.

    But hey, if we don't sell these guys killing machines, someone else will. And reap the resulting influence and economic benefit.

  2. honestly, no remote cutoff?! on Boeing Turning Old F-16s Into Unmanned Drones · · Score: 3, Funny

    These QF-16s, while older A/B models, will present a much more realistic target

    since that's what we sold to our future adversaries in the first place...

  3. not an effective strategy, seems bugs can't read on "Ballooning" Spiders Use Electrostatic Forces To Generate Lift · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The rule in my house is that if you have more than four limbs, you are a bug , and you belong outdoors. This policy is clearly stated on the signs underneath each door.

  4. 3D is overkill on What Will Ubiquitous 3D Printing Do To IP Laws? · · Score: 2

    Surely you only need a common 2-D printer to print IP laws.

  5. you stupid monkeys are pathetic on Fracked Shale Could Sequester Carbon Dioxide · · Score: 2

    There's something ironic about extracting oil, burning it, and then putting the resultant CO2 back in it's place.

    That must be the most roundabout way possible to use that fusion reactor that's just 8 minutes away.

  6. space elevator's made of soylent green on Fracked Shale Could Sequester Carbon Dioxide · · Score: 0

    personally, I'd rather sequester the CO2 by growing a space elevator.
    My greatest fear is that we don't have enough carbon to spare in the biosphere.

  7. at least he didn't electrocute circus animals on New App Aims To Track Your Dreams · · Score: 1

    Tesla thought he talked to Martians.
    just sayin'


    I'd be more interested in an app that could guide me into lucid dreaming. Maybe that'd need some sort of bluetooth dongle like a fitbit.

  8. Re:This is interesting on Google Tackles Health · · Score: 4, Funny

    1. google streetview cars will get caught stealing the password for grandma's pacemaker.
    2. google brainslug implant. back yourself up to the the cloud!
    3. google proctological exams -- taking privacy invasion to the next level.
    4. you know that 17.9% GDP the US spends inefficiently on healthcare? the good news, google's gonna streamline that to only 9.7%, the bad news, they're taking 1% of the total for their effort.

  9. the seemingly innocuous genesis of PURE EVIL on Google Tackles Health · · Score: 1

    I heard a rumor somewhere, probably on the internet, that step 2 in the next upgrade for cookie clicker. don't click that link. oh wait, maybe I should have said that first...

  10. what did the Canucks ever do to them?! on DARPA Launches Military Spaceplane Project · · Score: 1

    Actually, what I learned from it was that the Soviets were perfectly willing to nuke Cananadia . From space.

  11. WebRTC ? on Firefox 24 Arrives: WebRTC Support and NFC Sharing On Android · · Score: 1

    So my Chromecast will work now?
    sweet.

  12. Re:Econophysicists. WTF? on True Size of the Shadow Banking System Revealed (Spoiler: Humongous) · · Score: 4, Insightful
    You forgot this bit from "So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish"

    "I have a very special service for rich people..." "Oh yes," said Ford, intrigued but careful, "and what's that?" "I tell them it's ok to be rich."

    Actually, our planet has a whole industry telling poor people it's their fault for being poor and misdirecting their justifiable anger.

  13. Re:So what IS the plan? on Robots Join Final Assembly Line At US Auto Plant · · Score: 1

    No robots in Star Trek's utopian future.
    maybe one or two...

  14. paging JonKatz! on Getting Afghanistan Online · · Score: 1

    hey, this reminds me of a story from 2001 : hee hee C= OMGWTFBBQ!

  15. angry birds? on DoD Declassifies Flu Pandemic Plan Containing Sobering Assumptions · · Score: 1

    But I can do without eggs and fried chicken.
    A world without bacon would be unbearable. As Homer aptly put it "A wonderful, magical animal." I believe that was in the Odyssey.

  16. lame, sad, pathetic, try harder on NSA Chief Built Star Trek Like Command Center · · Score: 1

    This story is useless without pics

    Thanks for pointing out that this was done a while ago FLM, I was starting to worry about the prevalence of CRT monitors in this purported "high-tech" panopticon. And that "captain's chair" looks kind of just stuck-in there, not nicely integrated like a real H*llywood control center.

    All-in-all, I'm disappointed congressmen would be wowed by this, it certainly doesn't pass muster with my highly-refined aesthetic sense.

    Also, shouldn't this really be all Tom Cruise "Minority Report" style?!
    Or with VR googgles like Klytus' secret police monitoring center in the 80's Flash Gordon movie?

    Maybe the best way to mock this is to start digging up real cringeworthy ST fan apartment remodels to compare it to.

  17. FAK this ST:NG BULLSHEET on NSA Chief Built Star Trek Like Command Center · · Score: 1

    Alexander, you st00pid n00b, I like my world control centers ST style.
    no :TOS here, since that would be recognizing inferior sequels...

  18. see, because America doesn't make anything anymore on NSA Chief Built Star Trek Like Command Center · · Score: 2

    recent tapes by Ayman al-Zawahiri ... calling for ...not buying stuff made in America.

    That's OK, I'm pretty sure Doritos aren't halal.

  19. Re:Simple solution on Verizon's Plan To Turn the Web Into Pay-Per-View · · Score: 1

    gee, that sounds sort of like the infighting we regularly see between the networks and cable operators.
    ex : CBS vs Time Warner and AMC vs Dish TV

  20. prime example of the American spirit on Man Trying To Fly Across the Atlantic On Helium Balloons · · Score: 1

    Lawnchair Larry was truly an American visionary. An inspiration to us all.
    And had to deal with the hardship that all such visionaries endure, one way or another.

    This guy, and that double-Darwin award winning priest are lame-ass plagiarists.

  21. man, that is some lame LOLcats fanfiction on Social Media Is a New Vector For Mass Psychogenic Illness · · Score: 1

    "... At last all the nuns meowed together every day at a certain time for several hours together." The meowing went on until neighbors complained and soldiers were called, threatening to whip the nuns until they stopped meowing.

    jeeze, trigger warnings there. You just blew the circuits of like three different groups of people while getting off another six.

  22. Re:In other news on Social Media Is a New Vector For Mass Psychogenic Illness · · Score: 1

    Cynic version: government finds new justification to censor social media.

    good./grumpycat
    go outside and go to a bar.

  23. a step away from the wrong direction on First Bay Trail Windows 8.1 Convertible To Start At $349 · · Score: 1

    holy crap , $349, with the keboard included ?!!! And it's a less crappy keyboard than the current crop of surface POSes.
    This a real game-changer, it's almost not deludedly idiotic.

    Any Atari 8-biters out there remember the dirty membrane keyboard peasants that could only afford the Atari 400 back in the day?

  24. in space, no one can you you "whoosh" on Space Food From Space Farms · · Score: 1

    Trying to recycle human waste into fertilizer would be extremely energy intensive and potentially hazardous contamination-wise.

    Exposing human waste to hard vacuum and direct sunlight for a while wouldn't be sufficient to sterilize it? I'm actually curious about that.
    That would make space toilet design a lot easier. You just need to avoid what happened to U-1206

  25. Re:Why is this even on Slashdot? on British TV Show 'Blackout' Triggers Online LOLs · · Score: 4, Insightful

    -1 we already have a way to deal with this sort of thing

    if some of us lazy asses would mod the submission queue, maybe crap like this could be avoided.