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DoD Declassifies Flu Pandemic Plan Containing Sobering Assumptions

An anonymous reader writes "The Department of Defense has just declassified a copy of its 2009 Concept of Operations Plan for an Influenza Pandemic. Among the Plan's scary yet reasonable assumptions are that in the United States, such a pandemic will kill 2 percent of the infected population, or about 2 million people. The plan also assumes that a vaccine won't be available for at least 4 to 6 months after confirmation of sustained human transmission, and that the weekly vaccine manufacturing capability will only produce 1 percent of the total US vaccine required. State and local governments will be overwhelmed, and civilian mortuary operations will require military augmentation. Measures such as limiting public gatherings, closing schools, social distancing, protective sequestration and masking will be required to limit transmission and reduce illness and death. International and interstate transportation will be restricted to contain the spread of the virus. If a pandemic starts outside the US, it will enter the country at multiple locations and spread quickly to other parts of the country. A related document, CONPLAN 3591-09, was released by DoD in 2010."

337 comments

  1. Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I guess all the Preppers will have the last laugh as they eat their freeze dried food in their bunkers, with gun in lap, waiting for vaccine to become available.

    1. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by ruckc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Plan for the worst, Hope for the best.

      Sadly, the plan would be the same for a zombie apocalypse.

    2. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      More sadly is that you are comparing a flu pandemic to a fictional zombie problem which hasn't and most likely never will.

    3. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unlike many of the Doomsday Preppers, who seem to be worried about global economic collapse, nibiru, and the NWO a Pandemic is a likely occurrence over a long enough time period. Every hundred years or so one occurs that is deadly enough to kill millions.

    4. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      a fictional zombie problem

      Hush, don't say this to all the man-children praying for a zombie outbreak so they don't have to finally get a job.

    5. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by omnichad · · Score: 2

      If it's good enough for the CDC (who deal with things like flu pandemics), it's good enough for us:
      http://blogs.cdc.gov/publichealthmatters/2011/05/preparedness-101-zombie-apocalypse/

    6. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by ebno-10db · · Score: 3, Informative

      I guess all the Preppers will have the last laugh as they eat their freeze dried food in their bunkers, with gun in lap, waiting for vaccine to become available.

      I believe Mr. Poe already addressed that issue: The Masque of the Red Death .

    7. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by chill · · Score: 1

      A good chunk of the Preppers don't believe in vaccines to begin with.

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    8. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      It's a fun worse case to deal with.

      They should do the same with the unexplained apocalypse in "The Road".

    9. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Vaccine fear started creeping up in my more extreme Democrat friends far before it started creeping into my more extreme Republican friends.

    10. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Do you really think those twinks are a substantial percentage even of the prepper population? Realize that from a certain standpoint, Mormons are preppers, and they use vaccines. I don't think that the anti-vaxxer religious prepper types are really that big a blip. If you're sure god will take you, you don't need supplies for the rapture.

      On the contrary, many if not most prepper sites include notes on which animal antibiotics you can safely use — you can get them over the counter.

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    11. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by confused+one · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Trying to get people to consider preparation for a never to happen zombie apocalypse is effective in getting some people to incidentally prepare for a pandemic outbreak. If it works, then let it go; more people prepared for the inevitable emergency, the better -- it doesn't matter whether it's zombies, flu, or hurricanes.

    12. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      More sadly is that you are comparing a flu pandemic to a fictional zombie problem which hasn't and most likely never will.

      Why is that sad? While a zombie apocalypse will likely never happen, it's still a useful model for studying how diseases spread. Whether it's spread by bite or by some other method, the net effect is still the same. Besides, some diseases are spread by bite.

    13. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by NouberNou · · Score: 1

      Except they are more than likely insane if they are actually preparing for a zombie invasion and there really is no need to start shooting flu victims or people you might think have the flu.

      Flu, even particularly nasty ones, aren't even that bad to most healthy adults with a non-compromised immune system.

    14. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, it's so that we finally have an excuse to go on a shotgun rampage without guilt.

      Plus, we're already all zombies anyway so it doesn't matter much anyway.

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    15. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flu, even particularly nasty ones, aren't even that bad to most healthy adults with a non-compromised immune system.

      Most Americans are morbidly obese so...

    16. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      and then two of them in their 100 person doomsday community drops dead and everyone starts shooting everyone else for bringing IN THE DISEASEEEE... seriously 2% is bad. but it's really not the end of the world.

      but, aren't most of the against vaccination?

      slightly off-topic, but honestly the funniest doomsday preppers episode was the one where the guy was preparing to become a terrorist because he was afraid the terrorist(tm) nation would invade usa.

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    17. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vaccine fear started creeping up in my more extreme Democrat friends far before it started creeping into my more extreme Republican friends.

      Sounds as if vaccine fear is a pandemic. Maybe there's a vaccine against it?

    18. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by kilodelta · · Score: 1

      Perhaps. But think about all the social interactions you have every day even if you are a prepper. Each on is fraught with the risk so masks, minimum distances, etc..

    19. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by mhajicek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have non-adults in my family. If I want to protect them during an epidemic, that means keeping the infected away by any means necessary. There's also the likelihood of violent scavengers in the event our precarious food distribution system shuts down, as would happen if areas are quarantined. So instead of violent and infectious undead breaking into the house looking for something to eat, it would be violent and infectious fevered and desperate people, probably armed, breaking into the house looking for something to eat.

    20. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 3, Interesting

      More sadly is that you are comparing a flu pandemic to a fictional zombie problem which hasn't and most likely never will.

      Why is that sad? While a zombie apocalypse will likely never happen, it's still a useful model for studying how diseases spread. Whether it's spread by bite or by some other method, the net effect is still the same. Besides, some diseases are spread by bite.

      The difference being that a zombie apocalypse is presumed to have infected as hostile-actors who have to be murdered, not victims who need to quarantined but will most likely survive if treated.

      Although now I'm thinking it would be a hell of a thing to make a movie where the zombie-virus worked that way, since that would wind up being a fairly accurate model of armed-crazy people during a flu pandemic.

    21. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by undeadbill · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You do understand that the idea of prepping for a zombie apocalypse is an allegorical exercise, right? The biggest danger during any large scale disaster isn't the disaster itself, but in how masses of people react to it.

    22. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazingly, they start to believe pretty quick once things get serious. A few weeks ago I was reading (might even have been on slashdot) about a church in Texas where the pastor was anti-vaccine and encouraged church members to not vaccinate their children. Then the church was hit with a measles outbreak and suddenly the pastor was encouraging everyone to vaccinate their kids.

    23. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      as they eat their freeze dried food in their bunkers, with gun in lap, waiting for the pandemic to subside.

      Here, FTFY. Works universally.

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    24. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by cellocgw · · Score: 2

      They should do the same with the unexplained apocalypse in "The Road"

      ?? My take (on reading "The Road") was that a major nuclear war had taken place & enough of the infrastructure had been taken out that civilization was about to collapse. Just because we never find out why the war happened --arguably because all the communications channels died early -- doesn't mean it's really unexplained.

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    25. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by jeffmflanagan · · Score: 4, Informative

      The particularly bad ones are specifically bad for healthy adults with a non-compromised immune systems, so let's stop pretending that a healthy immune system protects against dangerous flu variants. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cytokine_storm

    26. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by mjr167 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Emergency prep teams use zombie and alien drills all the time. Zombie == unknown pandemic and aliens == unknown invasion force. If you run the drill using a real world example, people will tailor to that example and then be unprepared for the unknown incident. With zombies and aliens you get to make up the rules and if someone complains about "there is no way that x would ever be able to do y" you can say "Zombies! Now shut up and accept the scenario."

    27. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, the chances of anything even similar to a zombie plague occurring are insanely remote. However there is a saying in prepper/survivalist groups, "If you're ready for a zombie apocalypse you're ready for anything.". Prepping for a "zombie problem" as you put it, if done intelligently, can prepare you for many very real possible disaster scenarios. Having/knowing how to use weapons prepares you for civil unrest situations such as wars, riots, natural disasters, etc where there wouldn't be public safety infrastructure to call on if you were being robbed, attacked or murdered. Having ample provisions prepares you for natural disasters where the transportation network breaks down and food is no longer available at your local 7-11/supermarket. Having "bug-out" plans & preparations ensures that if you are caught in a situation such as flooding, wildfires or some acts of terrorism you can get out of the danger area more quickly. Sure some preppers/survivalists are nuts, but many are quite reasonable people. Personally I think people who have blind faith that nothing bad is going to happen on a regional level in their area are just as crazy that lady who was storing soup packets in her doors from Doomday Preppers. Life is change, and no matter where you live something bad will happen someday. Just hope it doesn't happen while your around, but at least take some reasonable steps to be ready for it if it does.

    28. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by sjames · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If the quarantine areas also end up in a food shortage, it will also have hungry infected people who don't care if they infect your whole family and leave them to starve as long as they get your food. Some of them may warrant shooting.

    29. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess all the Preppers will have the last laugh as they eat their freeze dried food in their bunkers, with gun in lap, waiting for vaccine to become available.

      No, they'll shoot anyone from the gummit that tries to poison them with a vaccine!

    30. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by cusco · · Score: 1

      Antibiotics are for bacteria. Influenza and most of the other real threats are viruses, antibiotics are useless against them. Are there any anti-virals available for veterinary use?

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    31. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by cusco · · Score: 1

      Should mention that pneumonia and anthrax are treatable with penicillin, available at your local Grange or feed store for cattle use.

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    32. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by citizenr · · Score: 1

      No, Preppers will be shot somewhere on the road by a military patrol while trying to "bug out" and "sticking to their guns".

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    33. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Worse yet, it's a completely invalid comparison since flu sufferers don't turn into mindless cannibals spreading the disease through bites. Apples and oranges.

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    34. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Probably not, but if it causes a large enough breakdown in infrastructure (food, power & gas distribution) looting and assault could become rampant in some areas. Such situations usually result in gangs forming, those gangs would likely become infected do to their tendency to travel in in their search for resources. If they are able to continue traveling after becoming contagious they may spread the disease further in their attempts to survive.

    35. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by deadweight · · Score: 1

      Not sure if you have ever had really really nasty flu, but I have. I did not eat one bite for 6 days and a small kitten could have protected anything from me. I could just barely move to go take a piss.

    36. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by BlackSupra · · Score: 1

      CDC has you covered - Zombie Preparedness

      Landing Page - http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies_novella.htm

      The Zombie Comic Novella - http://www.cdc.gov/phpr/zombies/

    37. Re: Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You really have no idea, do you? I am far from being a prepper or zombie apocalypse welcomed, but animals (insects) becoming zombies by way of fungus happens every single day. Why do you think it can't/won't happen to us?

    38. Re: Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fictional? You really have no idea, do you? I am far from being a prepper or zombie apocalypse welcomer, but animals (insects) becoming zombies by way of fungus happens every single day. Why do you think it can't/won't happen to us?

    39. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      2% die, but 4% barely live thru ICU support, 8% need less than ICU but major hospital, 16% need hospital, etc. etc. A 2% fatality rate in an epidemic disease would be far more crippling than you think

    40. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Antibiotics are for bacteria. Influenza and most of the other real threats are viruses, antibiotics are useless against them.

      Yeah, I get that, but the non-religious anti-vaxxers who are literally against all vaccinations have got to be a tiny, tiny subset of preppers. Whereas in general, preppers are promoting modern medicine by hook or by crook.

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    41. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by mhajicek · · Score: 1

      Not sure if you have ever had really really nasty flu, but I have. I did not eat one bite for 6 days and a small kitten could have protected anything from me. I could just barely move to go take a piss.

      Believe me, I've been there. I've also been infected by people who were not showing symptoms.

    42. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by VortexCortex · · Score: 2

      Imagine those symptoms in a kid. Now imagine that kid's parent...

    43. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by confused+one · · Score: 1

      I knew about those. The point is to get people to think about preparation. It's not a case of if but when...

    44. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Note to self: do NOT be visiting the US during a pandemic of any kind.

    45. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by Dancindan84 · · Score: 1

      "there is no way that x would ever be able to do y" you can say "Zombies! Now shut up and accept the scenario."

      The creators of 28 days later tried that tactic and people still whined that zombies aren't supposed to be fast. :P

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    46. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by bdwebb · · Score: 1

      The concept of an outbreak of some unknown agent that creates zombies is obviously fictitious but represents a worst-case scenario and also accurately represents some of the easiest modes of re-transmission. How is that not comparable to a flu pandemic, at least from a modeling perspective?

    47. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, Preppers will be shot somewhere on the road by a military patrol while trying to "bug out" and "sticking to their guns".

      I think you've overlooked how many of us have been in the military. I know exactly where to put a .308 round for optimal effect, and you can have all the ceramic armor in the world...

    48. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, the plan would be the same for a zombie apocalypse.

      Why?

    49. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      Note to self: do NOT be visiting the US during a pandemic of any kind.

      Note to AC: Pandemics are a poor time to visit anything but the insides of your bellybutton.

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    50. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Figured that out all by yourself, didja?

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    51. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Should mention that MOST human bacterial pneumonia is resistant to penicillin. Not a bad choice if it's the only thing you've got. Be sure to stock on the vet grade erythromycin and TMP/SMX (Bactrim, sulfa).

      Don't waste your time on Tamiflu - not very effective.

      Oh, and wash your hands.

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    52. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by surd1618 · · Score: 1

      Influenza does the most damage by prompting a massive immune response. The highest risk group is small children and the very elderly, but the next-highest risk group is thin healthy people in their 20's like me. A big fat person with slow metabolism has much less to fear than me.

    53. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      2% die, but 4% barely live thru ICU support, 8% need less than ICU but major hospital, 16% need hospital, etc. etc. A 2% fatality rate in an epidemic disease would be far more crippling than you think

      This. Our medical system is not designed to have a significant amount of the population needing medical help. Figure, in a city of 100,000 there are perhaps 1500 hospital beds (1.5% of the population, that's generous but not unheard of in the US). Most hospitals run 80% full, so you have a couple hundred open beds on any given day. Add another 2% of the population, a pretty small number for a pandemic and you've swamped the system right there. Critical care is even worse, in the given mythical town there are perhaps 100 ICU beds. Smaller towns will get clobbered fast and most large cities can run up to 95 - 105% capacity most days (especially the ER).

      For the past decade most hospitals have drilled this sort of scenario - most places can handle it with enough backup from the outside (mostly FEMA and military). If the problem was widespread, like a real pandemic, you're toast.

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    54. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by onyxruby · · Score: 1
      You do realize that the flu has killedstanford.edu more people (est 20-40 million) in the last century than just about anything short of Communism, right? To quote the Standford site about the sheer scale of the pandemic:

      The pandemic affected everyone. With one-quarter of the US and one-fifth of the world infected with the influenza, it was impossible to escape from the illness.

      Now, I'm not defending the doomsday preppers, I'm rather inclined to think some of them are nuts from what I've seen on TV, but I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss the flu out of hand.

    55. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Zombies and aliens are also worst case scenario.

      Zombies:

      * food distribution is down
      * power and roadway infrastructure is down
      * sanitation isn't working
      * infectious vector is aggressive and mobile
      * symptoms are quick onset and un-treatable
      * disease outcome is always fatal and the dead are still infectious

      In the above scenario, you can approach it even without assuming "we need guns to shoot zombies in the head". You're basically looking at a full-lockdown, full-quarantine, high contagion scenario not that different than New Orleans some years ago.

      Aliens:

      * your foe has superior maneuverability
      * technological advantages are not present, requiring reliance on human guts and blood, mostly
      * you have to depend on your preparedness to hunker down and operate defensively
      * defensive fortifications and efforts are of priority

    56. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The difference being that a zombie apocalypse is presumed to have infected as hostile-actors who have to be murdered, not victims who need to quarantined but will most likely survive if treated.

      It may be unpleasant to think about, but it is possible for a virulent outbreak to cause people to become "hostile-actors who have to be murdered". Just look at rabies in the animal population. Sure, catch it early enough, and it is curable (at least, I imagine it would be, since this is true of humans). But beyond a certain point, you have no choice but to put the animal down.

    57. Re: Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Isn't it obvious? It's because FSM made us "special", so that such things that affect the other creatures that His Noodley Appendage hath created will not affect us. ;)

    58. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This sounds like the Zombie movie that Joss Whedon pitched during Comicon Q&A.

    59. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by grep+-v+'.*'+* · · Score: 1

      fictional zombie problem

      Well of course. I'm sorry, movies and games having people shooting and using a crowbar on threatening live people just wouldn't go over. That'd be like "anarchy of the strongest" or something.

      It's not a person you're shooting, just a zombie who happens to just _LOOK_ like a person. And besides, he's the one attacking me, I'm just an innocent bystander who would just happily just ignore them -- they're the ones that started it.

      And besides, zombies with all of their bleeding and moaning and shuffling and all look Nothing Like Us, forget about skin color or religion or anything else. They're dumb, offensive, illogical, not human, and they deserve to die. Again if necessary.


      Gee, if you have severely limited food stocks with some controlled depot concentrations, you can replace "zombie infection" with "hunger" (you can be infected if you share too much food), the "survivors" with the "ones in control of the local food depots" (?the rich?), and the panic, fear, angst and suffering that the infected deal with along with the power, control, and angst feelings that the survivors deal with, and you've got a uncivilized, more violent Soylent Green

      Oh, look: it's the news:
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      Don't worry though -- remember, the ones in control over government are here to help YOU -- once they finish helping themselves.

      And that's just human nature, that's pretty much what you can expect from everyone -- they take care of themselves and their friends, because -- they're friends. And the sad part is, I'm NOT against government at all -- especially ours -- I'm just again people in government with unlimited power and zero responsibility.

      "A government big enough to give you everything you want, is a government big enough to take away everything that you have." ...and I'm only anonymous here because I'm too lazy to figure out my password -- I'll claim this accidental article shortly.

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    60. Re: Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The ideas around "national security" used to have more of upside in implementation

      Not all that long ago we spend big money maintaining back up vaccine production facilities. It might have cost per year a few hours of some recent war. But we ended up *knowing* the local private sector would do better. Oops, remember the bird flu scare and all the triage. And most of the vaccine was imported.

    61. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, right up to the second their starving neighbors drop bleach and ammonia down those 'safe air filters" and saturate the filter stacks.
      Then there will be plenty of 'sharing' over the corpses of the idiots in the castle.

    62. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't waste your time on Tamiflu - not very effective.

      If it's taken on first exposure, it's very effective. If taken when symptoms first appear, it's basically useless. So, if you can predict the future, it's great.

    63. Re: Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by RockDoctor · · Score: 1
      I've never heard of anyone contemplating, for a moment, attempting to treat a rabid animal. I'd doubt the sanity of anyone considering it (including "Granny," who doesn't believe that "Darling Little Benjy Toohmonster" could possibly be a threat).

      Rabies treatment for humans is rough enough, with pre-applied prophyllactic vaccination (the vaccine is a rough one too - days of fever and joint pain, headaches), and even then a significant number of people treated early, still die. Amongst the un-vaccinated, death is by far the commonest response. So you kill a suspected rabid animal in sight, and then treat it's corpse like the highly dangerous biological warfare instrument that it is.

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    64. Re:Sounds like an episode of Doomsday Preppers by LandGator · · Score: 1

      No, for a Zompocalypse I'd stock up on .22LR, whereas I'd want .223 for a Flu Pandemic, for zombies need a head shot, whereas rapid fire would scare off the worried well as well as the infected who are transgressing on property rights.

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  2. noko by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The Best Military plans are the ones you never have to use.

  3. Pigs Vs Birds by cgfsd · · Score: 2

    I prefer the swine flu over the bird flu. Bacon tastes so much better coming back up.

    1. Re:Pigs Vs Birds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bacon tastes so much better coming back up.

      Heresy. Any who purge bacon must themselves be purged.

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  4. Assumptions Seem Dubious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The last great US flu epidemic only killed so many because of the crude state of medicine at the time and uneven sanitation in large U.S. cities. Even a virulent flu would be unlikely to rack up such a death toll in a first world nation.

    1. Re:Assumptions Seem Dubious by ColdWetDog · · Score: 5, Informative

      The last great US flu epidemic only killed so many because of the crude state of medicine at the time and uneven sanitation in large U.S. cities. Even a virulent flu would be unlikely to rack up such a death toll in a first world nation.

      That's correct. Instead of a 3-5% mortality rate they're expecting a 2% (TFA) rate.

      Progress as promised!

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    2. Re:Assumptions Seem Dubious by king+neckbeard · · Score: 1

      I think the real difference would be the spread of the disease. The assumption is that 200 million people in the US contract the disease. Such a rate would almost imply that everybody is TRYING to get sick.

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    3. Re:Assumptions Seem Dubious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The last great US flu epidemic only killed so many because of the crude state of medicine at the time and uneven sanitation in large U.S. cities. Even a virulent flu would be unlikely to rack up such a death toll in a first world nation.

      ORLY?

      What country has medical facilities to handle 70-80% of its population contracting a virulent disease all at once?

    4. Re:Assumptions Seem Dubious by bmo · · Score: 5, Informative

      World Population > The Infected Population.

      The article is calling out a 2% mortality rate for the infected population, not the population of the world.

      This is far less than the 3-5 percent mortality of the world population seen during the 1918 pandemic.

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    5. Re:Assumptions Seem Dubious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the real difference would be the spread of the disease. The assumption is that 200 million people in the US contract the disease. Such a rate would almost imply that everybody is TRYING to get sick.

      With the modern world's interconnectedness and much higher mobility, I'd be surprised if only 200 million in the US were exposed to a new airborne, contagious virus that left ~98% of it's victims alive to carry it.

    6. Re:Assumptions Seem Dubious by chill · · Score: 4, Funny
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    7. Re:Assumptions Seem Dubious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      To further support your statement:

      The global mortality rate from the 1918/1919 pandemic is not known, but an estimated 10% to 20% of those who were infected died. With about a third of the world population infected, this case-fatality ratio means 3% to 6% of the entire global population died.[29] Influenza may have killed as many as 25 million people in its first 25 weeks. Older estimates say it killed 40–50 million people,[4] while current estimates say 50–100 million people worldwide were killed.[30]

    8. Re: Assumptions Seem Dubious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus a lot of people will get ill simultaneously, so with hospitals etc overwhelmed all those medical advancements won't be as accessible.

    9. Re:Assumptions Seem Dubious by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

      You're assuming that they vaccinate against the right bug. There's hundreds of different flu bugs floating around, and usually they only vaccinate against one or two. There are people who are paid to predict which one is likely to make a resurgence, and sometimes they get it wrong.

    10. Re:Assumptions Seem Dubious by evilviper · · Score: 1

      The last great US flu epidemic only killed so many because of the crude state of medicine at the time and uneven sanitation in large U.S. cities. Even a virulent flu would be unlikely to rack up such a death toll in a first world nation.

      Let's see:

      "...the official World Health Organization estimate for the current outbreak of H5N1 avian influenza to date is around 60% [case mortality rate]."

      In summary: 1) 2% is mercifully low. 2) DON'T CATCH H5N1

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    11. Re:Assumptions Seem Dubious by H0p313ss · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You know you're in trouble when Sealand is the answer to a question.

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    12. Re:Assumptions Seem Dubious by CanHasDIY · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You know you're in trouble when Sealand is the answer to a question.

      You know, that statement seems scientifically sound enough to get it's own title.

      The Sealand Conjecture: anytime "move to Sealand" seems like a wise and/or appropriate response, you're already completely fucked.

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    13. Re:Assumptions Seem Dubious by H0p313ss · · Score: 1

      The Sealand Conjecture: anytime "move to Sealand" seems like a wise and/or appropriate response, you're already completely fucked.

      That's what I was hinting at.

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    14. Re:Assumptions Seem Dubious by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Well, see, now it has a name! All that's missing is a Wiki page.

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  5. So i guess all of those... by MetaPhyzx · · Score: 1

    ...films depicting chaos and societal breakdown aren't that far off, aye?

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    1. Re:So i guess all of those... by ebno-10db · · Score: 2

      ...films depicting chaos and societal breakdown aren't that far off, aye?

      Yes they are. Look at what happened in the US during the 1918-1919 flu pandemic. It wasn't all pretty, but it certainly wasn't Zombie Apocalypse 17-1/2.

    2. Re:So i guess all of those... by sjames · · Score: 2

      They didn't have to contend with FEMA being run by a horse show judge with connections.

    3. Re:So i guess all of those... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Spanish Flu epidemic of '18 and '19 was so horrible and hit so many families that so many were in such deep grieving that there wasn't enough energy to get a good riot going. Most flu epidemics hit the young, who at that time had high infant mortality anyway, and the old, who were getting close to the drain. That epidemic killed the middle, the bread winners, the homemakers.

      I pose that the most common use for the various officials, who don't immediately die off in such a future epidemic, will be processing and disposing of the mounds of corpses.

      I would guess, in absences of the usual democratic forms from a massed die off, from my reading of American history, that Vigilance and Militia companies would immediately form to take care of preserving order.

    4. Re:So i guess all of those... by ebno-10db · · Score: 1

      I pose ... I would guess ...

      History is a better guide than guesswork.

  6. really scary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's really scary because I work for an Internet startup. Without any technology to let us communicate and collaborate without being in the same room, we are forced to come into our open plan office every day and be exposed to contagious disease.

    1. Re:really scary by OakDragon · · Score: 0

      It's really scary because I work for an Internet startup. Without any technology to let us communicate and collaborate without being in the same room, we are forced to come into our open plan office every day and be exposed to contagious disease.

      VPN, IM, Hangouts, electronic whiteboards, etc. You should have these anyway, so you can coerce your employees/coworkers to work from home! ;)

    2. Re:really scary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe GP's remark was humour.

    3. Re:really scary by OakDragon · · Score: 1

      In that case - WOOSH!

    4. Re:really scary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not "humour" because most silicon valley companies believe that jamming everyone into the same open plan office is the best way to get software written, so they forbid telecommuting.

  7. Wasted time by mwn3d · · Score: 1

    They could've just played Pandemic 2 and learned about all of that. Maybe we should all just move to Madagascar.

    1. Re:Wasted time by PCM2 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually, the 2011 Steven Soderbergh movie Contagion is a fairly realistic depiction of a pandemic and the reaction in the US and around the world. Well-researched, keeps the fearmongering to a minimum while still depicting a scary scenario. Takes into account the role of fringe media in spreading panic/pseudoscientific "cures," among other clever touches. A public health organization arranged for a free screening in my area, with a Q&A period afterward, if that gives you any indication of its accuracy.

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    2. Re:Wasted time by crunchygranola · · Score: 1

      This is an excellent movie. I have long been interested in epidemic disease and its treatment, and I was very impressed by the thoughtfulness and care that went into making it.

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  8. Definition of 'scary' by girlintraining · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't find this scary at all. It's the reality of the world we live in. What would be scary is if the people in charge of managing such a crisis didn't have a plan, and instead choose to stick their fingers in their ears and sing "glory glory halleluja" while the country died. Literally. Why do people always seem to think things like this are "scary"? That kind of attitude is what creates truly scary situations: The kind nobody was prepared for and is now ravaging the population unchecked. That is scary. A plan... that's reassuring.

    Or maybe I'm just from some bizarro alternate universe where being prepared is frightening and living in ignorance is bliss.

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    1. Re:Definition of 'scary' by ColdWetDog · · Score: 5, Interesting

      What I find scary is the TFA:

      "The first priority of DOD support in the event of a PI is [REDACTED]".

      OK guys, just what exactly are you up to?

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    2. Re:Definition of 'scary' by MetalliQaZ · · Score: 1

      The plan isn't scary. The 2 million deaths from a rapidly spreading flu is scary. Seriously dude, do you have to be so pedantic?

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    3. Re:Definition of 'scary' by Nidi62 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't find this scary at all. It's the reality of the world we live in. What would be scary is if the people in charge of managing such a crisis didn't have a plan, and instead choose to stick their fingers in their ears and sing "glory glory halleluja" while the country died. Literally. Why do people always seem to think things like this are "scary"? That kind of attitude is what creates truly scary situations: The kind nobody was prepared for and is now ravaging the population unchecked. That is scary. A plan... that's reassuring.

      Or maybe I'm just from some bizarro alternate universe where being prepared is frightening and living in ignorance is bliss.

      Luckily there is a large number of people that do work on and plan for such situations. The CDC, National Guard, FEMA, and even state and local emergency management departments. The good thing is that the same basic response is needed for most types of disasters; only a few details differ (containment of pathogen, isolation of infected people, etc). They still have to manage crowd control, logistics and evacuations, etc. The biggest problem isn't the government freaking out and not doing anything. The bigger danger is the general population freaking out and killing other people over things like food or gasoline, even if the pandemic is relatively short-lived. People scare easily, and when people can't go outside or interact with others in person they will flock to the internet, where fear and misinformation would spread faster than the actual virus would. THe government's response doesn't scare me; they train and plan for this all the time. Everyone else's reaction is what scares me.

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    4. Re:Definition of 'scary' by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2

      Ack! My head asplode. I tried to read more of the TFA --

      [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [REDACTED]

      (I'd go further except I think I'm going to hit the lameness filter soon.)

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    5. Re:Definition of 'scary' by MetalliQaZ · · Score: 1

      "Defense"
      Glad I could help.

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    6. Re:Definition of 'scary' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My guess is the possibility that another country would see the confusion and panic as an opportunity to launch an attack. It is the DoD so their first thought is going to be the threat of military action and how to defend against it.

    7. Re:Definition of 'scary' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is scary about that? What's REALLY scary is if people STOP dying. That Justin Timberlake movie was one of the most terrifying things I've seen.

    8. Re:Definition of 'scary' by DigiShaman · · Score: 2

      The DoD plan isn't what's scary from a logistical point of view. It's the fact our own government might be forced to shoot people as they flee in panic. Nobody wants to be boxed in against their will. Unfortunately, that's what it might take to contain a nasty pandemic. For example: you live in an apartment complex where 50% of the residence are known to be infected. That means you must quarantine the remaining 50% of the healthy and hope they too won't get infected??? Civil unrest is not something that will bode well for our nation. Respect for law cannot be maintain once trust has been shattered.

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    9. Re:Definition of 'scary' by Nidi62 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What I find scary is the TFA:

      "The first priority of DOD support in the event of a PI is [REDACTED]".

      OK guys, just what exactly are you up to?

      The first priority of the DOD is probably the defense of the nation, ie the preservation of the government and therefore civil order. There are 2 ways to survive a pandemic: a coordinated, controlled response, and fragmentation. The first one requires the government to stay intact, to direct the medical and relief responses. They have to ensure that basic services stay intact, that people still have access to food and clean water, and are protected. The bigger cities probably look like Boston did after the bombing. Society stays intact, and the pandemic is defeated by a coordinated response including medical treatment as well as isolation and quarantine of infected populations. In the second response, everyone goes into survival mode: people hole up and refuse human contact, there will probably be looting as well as some killing. Society erodes, and the pandemic peters out through a lack of transmission: carriers die without passing on the virus to others. I think the first option is by far the better of the 2.

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    10. Re:Definition of 'scary' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought that number was actually pretty optimistic when some illnesses have much higher mortality rates.
      10 or 20 million would seem like a reasonable worst case estimate for me.

    11. Re:Definition of 'scary' by jcgam69 · · Score: 1

      The scary part is watching loved ones suffer and die while there's nothing you can do, and waiting for your turn. I agree with you though - the plan itself is not scary.

    12. Re:Definition of 'scary' by Kohath · · Score: 0

      This argument assumes the people "protecting" us are less dangerous than the flu.

    13. Re:Definition of 'scary' by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Please stop making sense. It's disturbing to the rest of us.

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    14. Re:Definition of 'scary' by girlintraining · · Score: 5, Informative

      "The first priority of DOD support in the event of a PI is [REDACTED]".

      They're the military. It's redacted because it's not politically fashionable to say what they'd have to do, but put yourself in their shoes and it's obvious: Protect key government officials by evacuating them in secret while reassuring the public everything is fine and they haven't been disappeared and are now in a secret bunker somewhere.

      Military thinking on this is obvious to the point of being painful: You have to coordinate your response to the crisis, and that means first securing your chain of command, then securing communications, then securing your chain of supplies, and then finally deploying resources into the field to secure key assets.

      That's the response plan because that's what the situation dictates. You don't need a security clearance to figure this out... but confirming that's what they would do could complicate those efforts by a panic'd populace. And that's why it's classified. It's not because they're "up to something", it's because sometimes a little knowledge is a bad thing.

      It's like the Joker said; "You know... You know what I've noticed? Nobody panics when things go 'according to plan.' Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell the press that, like, a gang banger will get shot, or a truckload of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all 'part of the plan'. But when I say that one little old mayor will die, well then everyone loses their minds!"

      Chew on that awhile when you're wondering next time why the government classifies so many things; It's not because they're up to no good... it's because people are fucking stupid, and they panic at nothing. The whole point of the government during a crisis is to keep people separated and not in large groups where panic and hysteria can take over. Any crisis. It just so happens, it's a particularly good idea during a pandemic.

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    15. Re:Definition of 'scary' by girlintraining · · Score: 1

      ou live in an apartment complex where 50% of the residence are known to be infected. That means you must quarantine the remaining 50% of the healthy and hope they too won't get infected???

      No, it means you shoot anyone who comes out just long enough to evacuate the surrounding areas... and if it's highly virulent, you drop napalm and call it a day. Something like Ebola would dictate this response.

      On the other hand, if it's not as contagious... maybe a 1 in 8 chance of death... then you have two options: On-site treatment, or you secure the area, and evacuate the person one by one to a treatment facility if they show symptoms. If they don't show symptoms, isolate them from everyone else and wait out the incubation period.

      Either way, isolation is the answer. And as far as shooting someone... that wouldn't happen in a worst-case scenario. The moment containment was broken, everyone would be incinerated. He wouldn't die by bullet... that would be too kind. He will die painfully -- burned alive. Unless a sniper happened to take pity on him before fleeing the soon to be rather large blast radius.

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    16. Re:Definition of 'scary' by Baby+Duck · · Score: 1

      More likely "saving the lives of The President, Joint Chiefs of Staff, and Legislators." Or what the GP is worried about, "culling the infected." Why would they bother redacting "Defense"?

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    17. Re:Definition of 'scary' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I find scary is the TFA:

      "The first priority of DOD support in the event of a PI is [REDACTED]".

      OK guys, just what exactly are you up to?

      Most of the document is redacted. The people that process documents before declassification are more than a little conservative about what they redact. That's always been a bone of contention between the public that wants to know everything, and the military that operates on a need to know basis.

      Much of the redacted content is likely of little significance, but there's certainly plenty that should be redacted as well. For example, specific locations and methods, and references to other plans/programs might help inform the public, but could be an intelligence boon to people without the best of intentions.

      In a few decades we can all read the report free of redactions, at least those of us who survive the pandemic.

    18. Re:Definition of 'scary' by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      We're talking about the Pentagon, not HHS. Worrying about redactable stuff is their job.

      My assumption is that their priority would be maintaining the health and status of nuclear weapons crews.

    19. Re:Definition of 'scary' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The first priority of DOD support in the event of a PI is [REDACTED]".

      An overwhelming, retaliatory strike against Nature herself.

    20. Re:Definition of 'scary' by durrr · · Score: 2

      Don't be ridiculous. Assuming a biological attack on said complex you'd seal off the area and then evacuate with normal health hazard protocols(hazmat suits, isolate, remove and discard clothes, belongings, wash people, keep under observation.) And for normal airborn contagion(as in no biological attack, just normal spread pattern) you'd likely not do decontamination and isolation protocols for everyone in the area, you'd track down friends family and coworkers, put them on sickleave and observation and that's it.

      You've watched too many zombie movies. You don't just napalm sick people. End of story.

    21. Re:Definition of 'scary' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is scary about that? What's REALLY scary is if people STOP dying. That Justin Timberlake movie was one of the most terrifying things I've seen.

      Which one?

    22. Re:Definition of 'scary' by EmperorArthur · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yeah, I'll bet it's "Put dissidents in FEMA internment camps." Just like in Deus Ex: Human Revolution.

      More seriously. While you're probably correct, classifying things for political reasons is almost always a bad thing. This kind of mindset, that normal people can't handle the truth, is what leads to an unaccountable government. Government accountability can only happen with transparency.

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    23. Re:Definition of 'scary' by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      You've watched too many zombie movies. You don't just napalm sick people. End of story.

      Do zombie movies really turn people into sociopaths?

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    24. Re:Definition of 'scary' by mrchaotica · · Score: 2

      Oh god, there's another one?!!

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    25. Re:Definition of 'scary' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not because they're up to no good

      Call me crazy, but I consider the Dr. Strangelove scenario squarely on the side of "up to no good". So the politicians have a multi-million dollar bunker to wait out the pandemic while the people who paid for it die.

      Call me naive, but I much prefer the (old) ethic of the sea--if the captain can't fix it, he goes down with the ship. One of two things will happen if this were applied to our rulers... er, representatives--either the costs will go way down, or the representatives will care a lot more about the citizenry in such preparations.

    26. Re:Definition of 'scary' by Nidi62 · · Score: 1

      Please stop making sense. It's disturbing to the rest of us.

      Would it comfort you to know that, even after saying all that, I would still make sure I had a pistol and a long gun with me at all times should something like this occur? Or would that just scare you more?

      Basically, hope for option one, but plan for option 2

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    27. Re:Definition of 'scary' by moteyalpha · · Score: 1

      I am glad that government employees aren't people too because then they would be prone to panic as well. I hadn't realized the emergency workers had all been completely replaced by super intelligent emotionless cyborgs that are incapable of human response, I will have to take a closer look at my nephew the next time he stops by to see what implants the fire department gave him when he was hired.

    28. Re:Definition of 'scary' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      zing.

    29. Re:Definition of 'scary' by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      You've watched too many zombie movies. You don't just napalm sick people. End of story.

      Do zombie movies really turn people into sociopaths?

      Oh no, no, no - the personality disorder manifesting itself in extreme antisocial attitudes and behavior as well as a lack of conscience is what turns them into sociopaths.

      Zombie flicks just help them feel like their psychosis is justified.

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    30. Re:Definition of 'scary' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally concur...

      Except for the long-gun thing. Pistol and SHOTGUN here... Despite what hollywood shows, pistols rarely stop people in their tracks, but they are easy to make sure that one is always around.

      If your serious about armed self-defense, You either have a shotgun, or a really good, and situation-specific reason why you don't.

      ...

      Just my opinion; I could be wrong.

    31. Re:Definition of 'scary' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pistol, shotgun and rifle (and more than one each is good, too). Pistols are for the really close-in attacks by individual assailants OR to use while retrieving my long guns. Shotguns are for short-range attacks by one or more assailants. Rifle are for the long-range attacks on my home. In the best case, none of them get used. In the worst case, we use them all and still die.

    32. Re:Definition of 'scary' by cusco · · Score: 1

      evacuate the person one by one to a treatment facility

      There aren't enough treatment facilities, nor the possibility to set up enough temporary ones since sufficient equipment doesn't exist in the modern "just-in-time" inventory management systems. The Clinton administration carried out a mock terrorist attack scenario in cooperation with DOD, FEMA, NIH, the Colorado Health Department, healthcare industry staffers, and others. The model was a release of pneumonic plague into the ventilation system of a Boulder concert hall. Pneumonic plague isn't especially contagious compared to something like influenza, but still within a week the Colorado healthcare system would have collapsed and a couple of other states were on the edge. Within two weeks the plague was seen in almost every state, most Canadian provinces and several other countries, as far away as Singapore. Judith Miller and her associates portrayed the exercise in their book 'Germs', the only book that I have ever read in my life that gave me nightmares. I highly recommend it, in spite of Miller's later decline in reliability.

      The exercise apparently scared the crap out of Clinton, who established "Push Packs", pallets of medical equipment prepared and distributed around the country, available to be deployed wherever needed. The incoming Bush Madministration almost immediately killed the project, before it was even fully deployed.

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    33. Re:Definition of 'scary' by girlintraining · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'll bet it's "Put dissidents in FEMA internment camps." Just like in Deus Ex: Human Revolution.

      Why does everyone assume the most dystopic video-game fueled paranoid delusion is the most likely outcome? Prison is about the worst place to be during an outbreak... they're already breeding grounds for bacteria, worse than hospitals even. If the government had any sense at all, they would not be arresting and imprisoning people during an outbreak... they'd be gassing them. You don't fuck with getting close enough to people who may be infected when they're violent... you either knock them out and then separate them or kill them and move on, depending on the risk level and manpower available for containment. But whatever you do, you do it from a distance. Since this scenario predicts only a 2% fatality rate, I suspect normal crowd control methods would be used... water cannons, rubber bullets, gas... whatever it takes to get people separated and away from each other. That's always Priority One in this situation. If people are dumb enough to go violent once martial law is declared... arresting them is not on the menu. It's either neutralize them with less than lethal, or just kill them, burn the body, and move on.

      While you're probably correct, classifying things for political reasons is almost always a bad thing.

      Everything is political in some way. And why is it a bad thing? We have plans on how to assassinate, say, the leader of Britain. Or the leader of every other country. These are just there, on file, routinely updated, just in case the decision is made that assassination is necessary. Most of what the pentagon does is draft up action plans for every possibility, from pandemics to civil unrest, from nuclear, biological, or chemical attack, to responding to a broken dam or flood conditions. All of these are classified and compartmentalized because if there's one thing about the media... it's that conspiracy theorists can thrive in a purely anarobic environment... god help us if they actually get ahold of an actual fact or two while they're busy spinning one delusion after another. Remember -- almost 8% of Americans either aren't sure, or believe, that lizard people have infiltrated our government and are impersonating key officials. How many people believe in aliens again?

      No. Classifying things is in the public interest, because the public... is really. Really. fucking stupid. Normal people can't handle the truth because normal people aren't educated on how to analyze the truth. They'll believe what they're told by whoever wants to make a political power play. Take Fox News -- it's been proven most of what they pass off as news is shit, but so many people believe it because it's formatted with flashy effects, theme music, and angry dudes in suits wagging their ties around talking about how the government is screwing you over. All of this is political. Even non-political things can be co-opted into politics. Global warming -- not political, it's scientific fact. But find me a congress critter who hasn't made a political statement about it. Hell, look at the theory of evolution! It's as established as gravity, but yet political miscreants are constantly stirring up trouble.

      No sir, I am sorry, but normal people can't handle the truth, because normal people are fucking stupid. Really fucking stupid.

      Government accountability can only happen with transparency.

      No, it happens with checks and balances. That's what our founding fathers realized when they created the three major branches of government, and tried to keep the two-party system out of it. They created a counter-balance between the federal government and the state as well. They tried to spread power out as much as they could. That's how they opted to achieve accountability... not with buzzwords like "transparency" but by pitting people's self-interest against each other at various levels of the government. And it's worked far better than anyone on the internet blubbering on about "government transparency".

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    34. Re:Definition of 'scary' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course the bad thing is that those are all government agencies with solutions designed by committee to protect themselves and not necessarily us. This pretty much guarantees failure on all fronts.

    35. Re:Definition of 'scary' by guises · · Score: 1

      The scary part to me was the fact that a flu preparedness plan was classified in the first place. That every document and plan would be classified by default, no matter how unthreatening it may be, that's the the scary thing.

    36. Re:Definition of 'scary' by girlintraining · · Score: 1

      You've watched too many zombie movies. You don't just napalm sick people. End of story.

      Really, the movie Outbreak didn't have any zombies. If you have a rioting population that is actively resisting quarantine, you don't move your troops in close-range because they can damage the protective suits. Also, the United States is special in that a significant fraction of the population has guns. Are you really going to put your troops in the line of fire trying to save people by separating and isolating them for blood samples, etc., when they're shooting at you?

      Nope. Napalm, move on. If we're talking about a highly contagious disease, this is exactly what has to happen -- you can't save everyone. This is just military reality... sometimes you have to sacrifice a few people to save a lot more. And zombies has nothing to do with it, though if you'd like, the CDC did outline their response to a zombie outbreak. As they note, "if you are generally well equipped to deal with a zombie apocalypse you will be prepared for a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake, or terrorist attack."

      So laugh all you want; Though zombies are fictional, the response wouldn't be different from an actual public health crisis, as the CDC pointed out when they created some preparedness posters with zombies on them.

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    37. Re:Definition of 'scary' by EmperorArthur · · Score: 1

      Whoops, forgot the sarcasm tag on that first sentence. Remember that in a dystopian future like Deus Ex, dissidents dying is a bonus, not a bad thing. It actually looks worse when a crowd is fired upon vs quietly rounding up dissidents, and then them dying of "natural causes." <-- Not actually advocating this (more snark)

      As for everything else you said. I see that we are on the opposite side of things like the Snowden leaks and yelling back and forth will not solve anything. Though, I'm more likely to believe that 8% of people are trolls or were mismarked answers, rather than them actually believe in lizard men.

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    38. Re:Definition of 'scary' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would think their first priority would be "containment". If they can keep all the infected people at the port of entry and wait for them to be non-infectious, they won't need to worry about the chain of command. Your thoughts are for once containment is no longer viable.

    39. Re:Definition of 'scary' by ducomputergeek · · Score: 1

      I don't think people understand how quickly things break down. If there is mass panic, there police aren't going to be there. Just ask the people who lived in Koreatown in LA 20 years ago.

      I live in an upscale volvo driving neighborhood. I've gotten dirty looks from neighbors carrying a rifle case to and from my car to go to the range before. They've even ask, and in once case, demanded to know why I own firearms.

      First answer, most of my guns I inherited from my grandfather. Some of them even belonged to my great grandfather. He bought me my M1903 springfield, from the government, when I was 10 thanks to the Civilian Marksmanship Program.

      Secondly, I'm under no illusion of what would happen if social services break down. Not likely, but not impossible. That's why I keep a water purifier around along with a generator, 50 gallons of fuel, and guns with ammo. Although that used to be 2 boxes per gun. (Basically enough that if I wanted to go shooting at the rage and didn't have time to buy ammo on the way). Now after this past year I've started stockpiling ammo. I used to buy a small case of 125 rounds of .223 a year. I've been buying that a week for the last 2 months.

      If things got that bad I have the family farms I could retreat to down in the country that has its own fresh water supplies. I know the farmers down in there, they know me from years of overseeing and doing some work on the farms. I even know the sheriff. Guess what one of their plans are for their county emergency plan? It's a four page muster of volunteers to form a county Militia to be deputized in the event of extreme emergency. My name is on that muster.

      I tell people that up here in the suburbs and I think it blows some of their minds that there, in fact, still government organized militias still on the books and outside of the national guard in this country.

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    40. Re:Definition of 'scary' by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Look behind the right ear. There is a little wire....

      It's simpler than that. People have figured out that first responders do better when they know that their own personal well being and that of their loved ones is taken care of. That takes some fairly easy planning. First or all, responders are encouraged to have bugout kits and enough supplies to shelter in place depending on the specific circumstances.

      Our FD and PD staff have cached supplies - clothing / medical supplies / toys / pet supplies in a locked closet in our local high school which will be the likely center of any major disaster response. Families are taught to head the high school if they are evacuating and there are specific communications protocols to have families check in. Thus, if it works, the first responders know that they are taken care of which allows them to help others. Took a couple weeks to implement, costs are minimal. The system has worked in other places and makes quite a bit of sense.

      Plan ahead....

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    41. Re:Definition of 'scary' by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      But the 9/11 panic brought most of it back.

      Unfortunately, a lot of it was bought with the lowest bidder mentality and the packs didn't last very long. This brings up a rarely discussed issue: Since Zombie Apocalypses are rare events, how much money do you front load to treat it? Replacing 20 foot storage containers scattered all over the country every five years gets pretty damned expensive.

      Hopefully round 2 will have a bit more attention to longevity but you'd best hope that the economy is doing well in the few years before the apocalypse. Ripping open your prepacked supplies to find they have melted into a plasticized mess is going to be a big downer.

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    42. Re:Definition of 'scary' by moteyalpha · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, I see the wire, my eyes aren't so good anymore.
      The problem is that the universe is a harsh mistress and she always comes up with new material for the Darwin survival scholarship tests .

    43. Re: Definition of 'scary' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I would think their first priority would be "containment". If they can keep all the infected people at the port of entry and wait for them to die, they won't need to worry about the chain of command. Your thoughts are for once containment is no longer viable."

      Fixed

    44. Re:Definition of 'scary' by chihowa · · Score: 1

      Plan 1 would certainly have a better outcome than plan 2, but plan 1 would still involve looting and killing (just less of it, hopefully). In addition to lawless looting and killing, which would be largely controlled by governments being intact, you would have unfair distribution and redirection of supplies and murders carried out by the government agents themselves. This would be a situation where every tin star sheriff becomes the baron of his little fiefdom with little oversight or accountability (at least during the outbreak). While there would likely be justice for them after the event, some of them would be likely to rule their little town with an iron (and extremely corrupt) fist.

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    45. Re:Definition of 'scary' by durrr · · Score: 1

      Last time I had the flu, rioting in the streets weren't exactly on the top of my todo list.

      But of course, because movie plots exist then people in real life will behave strangely too.

  9. Lobbying for new tech? by khb · · Score: 2

    While such plans do have potential practical value, isn't the usual thrust "what new pet program do our sponsors want funded?"

    The way we create vaccines is overly calendar time long (but sidesteps questions about safety of new techniques).Also our general anti-viral stocks are low.

    Sponsors from either (or both) camps may be influencing both the generation and now the distribution of the report.

    1. Re:Lobbying for new tech? by mathew42 · · Score: 1

      Have you considered that the more likely candidates for sponsors are video conferencing and communications companies?

  10. Scary? by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

    A fatality rate of only 1~2% sounds extremely good for an epidemic. At 10% it becomes scary, at 25% the shit's going to hit the fans and 50% of above it's going to be hard to recover.

    1. Re:Scary? by confused+one · · Score: 1

      They're assuming only 30% of the population gets the flu; and, only 2% of those succumb.

    2. Re:Scary? by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      To put it in perspective, if the fatalities are spread over a year, 1-2% is about double the normal rate.

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  11. from-the-no-shit-department by Icepick_ · · Score: 1

    When it happens, It's going to be really bad.

  12. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by Nemyst · · Score: 1

    In the case of a real pandemic on such a scale, I think you'd see labs working around the clock for a cure, and many of them. Not only would governments be putting a lot of pressure, the people working there would very likely feel the pain themselves (relatives, friends, etc.). Plus, for all the money grubbers, making a vaccine that needs to be used on millions of people is a surefire way of getting rich.

  13. After the Pandemic plan by Danathar · · Score: 2

    This is all fine and good but what happens AFTER the Pandemic could be just as important.

    After millions of people dying the social upheaval politically would be insane. The current order of things would be put on it's head, and what it settled out to be could be anybody's guess.

    For example, assuming that most infections happened in cities that could dramatically change voting patterns.

    1. Re:After the Pandemic plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look how the Black Plague ravaged Europe, and a similar plague killed about 90% of native Americans.

      Had it not been for the nobles not having enough backs to flay to keep their way of life, the West would have not seen anything like the Renaissance or any technological advancement other than better swords.

    2. Re:After the Pandemic plan by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

      Well, it's nice to know there is an upside.

    3. Re:After the Pandemic plan by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

      Just think about how much shorter the queues will be!

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    4. Re:After the Pandemic plan by cusco · · Score: 2

      Actually that's wrong. The Black Plague killed off enough people that economies collapsed and labor became more valuable. Craft unions, guilds and syndicates representing the middle and lower class workers were able to extract a larger portion of the recovering economy for their members. The increased wealth among the middle and lower classes increased the demand for goods and services, which led to the Renaissance.

      Europeans of the late Middle Ages were possibly the filthiest people in the history of humanity. The combination of influenza, smallpox and tuberculosis spread by the Europeans (all diseases that originated in the domesticated animals that they quite literally slept with) is what caused the Great Dying in the Americas.

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    5. Re:After the Pandemic plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realize that 2% of the population dying is negligible compared to the 3-6% or so of the whole world's population which died during the Spanish Flu Pandemic (in 1918), right (10-20% of those infected)?

      Society did not collapse. There were mass graves and bodies burning in the streets of major cities, but people were cautious as hell.

      Like most deadly flus, those impacted the most are the very young, and the very old. Young adults during the 1918 pandemic were the most likely to die, IIRC.

    6. Re:After the Pandemic plan by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Yes. An interesting bit of historical fiction concerning these events: World without end.

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    7. Re:After the Pandemic plan by cusco · · Score: 2

      I liked Barbara Tuchmann's 'A Distant Mirror' myself.

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  14. That's actually *better* than the Spanish Flu by T.E.D. · · Score: 2

    For reference, the Spanish Flu pandemic of 1918 is estimated to have killed anywhere from 3 to 6 percent of world population. It presumably would have been worse in more densly populated areas.

    You'd like to to think we've gotten a bit better at treating the flu in the last century or so. However, I don't think you could seriously argue that 2% is too high for a worst-case scenario. It might be too low.

    1. Re:That's actually *better* than the Spanish Flu by confused+one · · Score: 1

      The 2% number assumes only 30% of the population gets the flu. With the Spanish Flu pandemic, it appears to have ended only once the flu had passed around the world and everyone who could get the illness did so. So, it did not end until every man woman and child had had been infected by the flu, in one form or another.

    2. Re:That's actually *better* than the Spanish Flu by kamapuaa · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Another factor is that WWI and medical practices at the time are blamed for making that flu much more deadly. Quoting wikipedia: "In civilian life, natural selection favours a mild strain. Those who get very ill stay home, and those mildly ill continue with their lives, preferentially spreading the mild strain. In the trenches, natural selection was reversed. Soldiers with a mild strain stayed where they were, while the severely ill were sent on crowded trains to crowded field hospitals, spreading the deadlier virus"

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    3. Re:That's actually *better* than the Spanish Flu by Kohath · · Score: 1

      For reference, the Spanish Flu pandemic of 1918 happened 95 years ago. We probably won't be seeing another WWI-style transition where previously relatively isolated populations are suddenly exposed to a whole new world of infectious diseases.

    4. Re:That's actually *better* than the Spanish Flu by Kjella · · Score: 1

      More densely populated and much, much more mobile. Those guys who flew halfway across the country for a conference? Wonderful, you now have hundreds of distribution vectors spread across the country. Shutting down airports helps a bit but people drive far and once you start trying to quarantine that you're fighting a mass panic and people looking to get the hell out every which back road they can. We suck at fighting viruses, we've been fighting HIV for 30 years now and we're still just slowing them down, a new strain of an unknown virus that we don't have any auto-immune response to? Maybe we can scramble the development of a vaccine, but against a rapidly spreading epidemic it'd be way too slow.

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    5. Re:That's actually *better* than the Spanish Flu by girlintraining · · Score: 1

      For reference, the Spanish Flu pandemic of 1918 is estimated to have killed anywhere from 3 to 6 percent of world population. It presumably would have been worse in more densly populated areas.

      You know there's wrong, then there's Wikipedia wrong. First, let's get a real authority in the mix. 2.5--5% is the number you're looking for; 3% is probably closest to accurate. And no, it wasn't worse in "more [densely] populated areas". It was better. People in urban areas are regularly exposed to more pathogens, which means their immune system is better equipped to handle a new strain or mutation of something previously exposed to than an isolated person would be. The average cold today would kill someone from the 1950s like it was the black death. Isolation does not work in your favor prior to a pandemic; it just makes you more vulnerable.

      However, I don't think you could seriously argue that 2% is too high for a worst-case scenario. It might be too low.

      2%, the number quoted by the DoD, is actually quite high. The average flu outbreak claims less than a 0.1% fatality rate. It's a good number to target, and if you read carefully, you'll note the plan has some flexibility to account for a higher rate than this. The first stages of the plan, mobilization, assumes a far worse potential than this, and so there's a lot of "standby" resource activation, because the logistics of calling up so many people incurs considerable delay (from a miltary standpoint) .. so it's better to activate resources you later don't need than come up short. While that's happening, scientists are focusing on pinning down pathology, so when it comes time to deploy into the field, they know how bad it's going to be. It is likely these numbers wouldn't be immediately available to the public... or would be understated.

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    6. Re:That's actually *better* than the Spanish Flu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The summary says: "kill 2 percent of the infected population"... So it's 2% no matter what percentage of the population gets infected.

    7. Re:That's actually *better* than the Spanish Flu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you seriously comparing the control of a sexually-transmitted disease like HIV (in other words, spread primarily by the intentional activity of horny people getting it on) with a contagious disease like influenza, where you can get it simply by being in the same room with a carrier who might not even show symptoms for another few days?

      HIV might be a tricky beast, but with a few exceptions (such as Issac Asimov getting it from blood transfusion), you're not going to get HIV (and a few other diseases, too) if you simply don't participate in certain non-essential behaviors.

    8. Re:That's actually *better* than the Spanish Flu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TITCR. I wonder whether they'd list AIDS/lymphoma/TB/etc. as the ulitame cause of death or the flu as the ultimate cause of death in their calculations. IRL, this would make a substantial difference in mortality calculations, which is why biostatisticians and epidemiologists get into fierce debates over it. I haven't read the study the article's based on, so I don't know. For those who aren't in medical research, it's important to realize that in most modern American death certificates, there are three lines for cause of death. In EU death certs, there are usually 3-5 lines. Mortality statistics for immunocompromised individuals can be changed quite a bit depending upon which disease goes on which line, and are bitterly contested.

      The mortality rate would probably be higher once you factor in people with compromised immune systems are split between individuals who are (a) genuinely living longer than they used to due to advances in treatment (e.g., individuals with HIV/AIDS/TB in developed nations) (and no, I don't consider the U.S. to be a developed nation) and (b) individuals with compromised immune systems who are only appearing to live longer than they used to due to various statistical artifacts (e.g., people with most types of cancers (en.wikipedia.org/Will_Rogers_Phenomenon). I suspect the flu would have adverse impacts on both populations, but in different ways.

    9. Re:That's actually *better* than the Spanish Flu by confused+one · · Score: 1

      The OP indicated "such a pandemic will kill 2 percent of the infected population, or about 2 million people" They're making the clear assumption as to the number infected. That's why I mentioned it. .

    10. Re:That's actually *better* than the Spanish Flu by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      Ironicaly, the 1918 pandemic hit hardest amongst young folks with healthy immune systems, not the old and/or infirm. The current prevaling theory is that that strain had a way of inducing an over-reaction out of human immune systems. If yours happened to be more robust than average, it would kill you.

      So in this one case, trying to "factor in people with compromised immune systems" would not significantly affect things.

    11. Re:That's actually *better* than the Spanish Flu by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Well, that probably won't ever happen again, because this time we have vaccines. After a few months, the number of people that can have the flu will reduce fast.

      But the next flu pandemics will spread faster too, making the vaccines way less usefull.

    12. Re:That's actually *better* than the Spanish Flu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except they said 2% OF THE INFECTED. So if everyone's infected, it's 2%. With the 30% infection figure that becomes 0.6% dead; for total infection, it's 2% dead, which is better than the ~3% of the 1918 pandemic.

    13. Re:That's actually *better* than the Spanish Flu by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The average cold today would kill someone from the 1950s like it was the black death.

      [citation needed]

    14. Re:That's actually *better* than the Spanish Flu by T.E.D. · · Score: 1

      That's true. However, this is now a much more densely populated world than we had in WWI. We now have about 7 billion people, as opposed to 1910's 800 million. More than 50% of that population is now packed into our cities, where in 1910 it was about 20%. Whereas borders and oceans used to be barriers to transmission, air travel has essentially erased all such barriers. So in many ways we are much more succeptible now than ever to communicable diseases we may not happen to have vaccienes or cures for, for whatever reason.

  15. Crisis budgeting by Kohath · · Score: 1

    It has to be an emergency or they might not get their funding.

    1. Re:Crisis budgeting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Plans are worthless, but planning is everything. There is a very great distinction because when you are planning for an emergency you must start with this one thing: the very definition of "emergency" is that it is unexpected, therefore it is not going to happen the way you are planning." - Dwight Eisenhower.

  16. afterwards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we will be able to find good parking spaces
    so at least something good will become of this

  17. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And your assumption is based on what?

  18. this research makes some untenable assumptions by nimbius · · Score: 1, Troll

    such a pandemic will kill 2 percent of the infected population, or about 2 million people.

    thats a pretty generous statement considering 34 million americans go without health insurance. even if they dont seek medical attention, which isnt likely considering the media hype surrounding the condition, we're assuming a nation 36% obese and 74% overweight is nutritionally capable of weathering this. workplace policies that forbid or restrict sick days will also amplify transmisison vectors.

    sequestering people into their homes for a protracted amount of time isnt going to work as we've intended. whereas 50 years ago the average american kitchen would be prepared to spend two weeks without leaving the house, the average american today is barely capable of anything more than zapping a burrito once weekly in lieu of going to a restaraunt. based on consumer spending data, during an emergency most americans simply stock up on poptarts and beer. http://www.hurricaneville.com/pop_tarts.html

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    1. Re:this research makes some untenable assumptions by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      MREs (very high calories and tastes good) and bottled water. That's all you need to maintain sustenance during a natural disaster. Anything else food-wise is just creature comforts.

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    2. Re:this research makes some untenable assumptions by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      The obese and overweight will be at an advantage, they can go a long time without eating. I on the other hand would be in trouble in short order as I lack those kind of energy reserves.

      Beer provides clean water and many nutrients as well as valuable calories. Its dehydrating properties are far exaggerated. Poptarts are shelf stable, consumable without cooking, highly portable and as a survival food not too terrible at all. The combination seems fine for someone who merely needs to exist for a couple weeks at maximum while waiting for assistance.

    3. Re:this research makes some untenable assumptions by RussR42 · · Score: 1

      The obese and overweight will be at an advantage,

      They will be at a distinct disadvantage as they contain many calories and move slowly. They will be easy to catch.

    4. Re:this research makes some untenable assumptions by confused+one · · Score: 1

      obese and overweight can't go without food... but they can go a lot longer on a much reduced caloric input. They would need fewer calories than "normal" weight persons and could last a lot longer.

    5. Re:this research makes some untenable assumptions by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Why can they not go without food?
      Humans with normal body mass can go weeks without food, I would have to assume the obese could go longer. It would not be pleasant, nor healthy, but clearly they should last longer.

    6. Re:this research makes some untenable assumptions by confused+one · · Score: 1

      because the body begins to break down muscle tissue, including the heart, when there is a deficit of protein. Obese people would not be immune to this. They would last longer on a much reduced caloric intake; but, if there is no food, they would succumb to organ failure almost as fast as a person of normal weight.

    7. Re:this research makes some untenable assumptions by confused+one · · Score: 1

      I should have been more clear. No one, iregardless of weight can go "a long time" without eating. a couple of weeks to a month, I believe, is the safe limit. There are plenty of studies... Beyond that, well... go too long and a person begins to suffer organ damage as your body begins to break down tissues in search of proteins; or can't make the proteins necessary to keep the organs healthy. It's not a matter of how much fat reserve a person has... although having fat reserve does allow a person to last somewhat longer. However, a person with fat reserves can tap that reserve in times of famine and go much longer on a much reduced caloric intake. There has to be some intake of proteins and amino acids that the body just can't make or you go right back to my previous statement, ending in organ failure.

    8. Re:this research makes some untenable assumptions by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      I would call 2-4 weeks a long time. I guess they should buy slim jims and beer then instead of pop tarts and beer.

    9. Re:this research makes some untenable assumptions by dpilot · · Score: 1
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    10. Re:this research makes some untenable assumptions by confused+one · · Score: 1

      That 2-4 weeks applies to everyone, not the obese. Almost anyone who is physically fit should be able to go for 2 weeks without food. they will be very unhappy; but, they will be alive.

    11. Re:this research makes some untenable assumptions by h4rr4r · · Score: 1

      Ah, my assumption was the obese likely had more muscle and fat that I. Since they need the muscle to move their giant bodies about. Thus I assumed they would outlive me in a no food situation.

    12. Re:this research makes some untenable assumptions by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Soap. You want soap. Diswashing soap is best - you can clean clothes, hair, bodies and dishes with it. And some bleach. And a way of purifying water as it's hard to keep enough bottled water for washing, etc.

      And you forgot the towel.

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  19. Why is this from DoD, not CDC? by Scowler · · Score: 1

    Centers for Disease and Control would still be running this show, if it were to happen, right? With the military's assistance if needed?

    1. Re:Why is this from DoD, not CDC? by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      God I hope not, they are bigger scare mongers than the DoD.

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    2. Re:Why is this from DoD, not CDC? by confused+one · · Score: 1

      DoD always does their own projections. They have to plan for a disaster's affect on their strength and resources. They also have to consider what might happen if another country tries to attack a weakened U.S. -- perhaps because they themselves are desperate for resources. It's a thought experiment they run periodically internally.

    3. Re:Why is this from DoD, not CDC? by necro81 · · Score: 1

      It would ultimately be run from the Executive branch (i.e., the President), who has purview over both DoD and CDC, as well as FEMA, the NIH, the Public Health Corps, etc. The President also has broad powers to respond to domestic emergencies: nationalizing pharma companies to produce vaccines, enforcing quarantines, broadcasting emergency messages, etc.

      One would hope that FEMA and the CDC would be providing a lot of the direction, since pandemics, public health, disasters, and emergency relief are their areas of expertise. However, those efforts will need enormous and well-coordinated resources - manpower and equipment - to carry out the response, which only the military can supply. People within the DoD, and elsewhere, need to have a sense of what they may be asked to do. So it makes a lot of sense for the DoD to have plans for how to respond, to anticipate the need.

      Then, too, it provides an opportunity to have another set of thinkers - military planners - work through the scenario, then see how their plans and strategies stack up against those of, say, the CDC. For something so serious and multifaceted, I hope that everyone down to the United Association of Janitors has come up with a plan.

      Finally, the DoD is responsible for the lives, well-being, and livelihoods of a few million Americans (not just soldiers, but families and civilian workers, too). What happens to America, to some extent, happens to them, too. The brass needs to work through the scenario to understand what they'll need to do in order to continue to operate in such dire circumstances. If the military collapses because of the pandemic, they can't do much to help anyone else, can they?

    4. Re:Why is this from DoD, not CDC? by wcrowe · · Score: 1

      The military (and just about every other essential agency) have to do their own planning. Only they know their needs and capabilities.

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    5. Re:Why is this from DoD, not CDC? by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      DoD always does their own projections.

      Iraq?

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    6. Re:Why is this from DoD, not CDC? by confused+one · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying they are always right. Iraq was a huge intel. failure. The psychopath running the country might have needed to go; but, In my opinion, as long as they kept to themselves, we had no reason to go there.

    7. Re:Why is this from DoD, not CDC? by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      No, you miss the point.

      The DOD didn't have a plan for Iraq. They had a plan (thrown together in a couple of months) for invading Iraq, they had no plan for what to do next.

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  20. Redactions by intermodal · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I find it disturbing how many redacted gray boxes are found on something clearly marked "unclassified".

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    1. Re:Redactions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer known unknowns to unknown unknowns.

    2. Re:Redactions by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Not "unclassified". Declassified. Unclassifiedd means that it never had secrets. Declassified means it was classified but has been sanitized and then released.

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    3. Re:Redactions by cellocgw · · Score: 1

      Sadly, "Unclassified/FOUO" is treated as "more than Unclassified but less than Confidential." The redacted stuff was deemed FOUO, and us peons aren't "official users"

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    4. Re:Redactions by intermodal · · Score: 1

      The released documents are not marked in such a manner. They are marked UNCLASSIFIED/FOUO. Typically, declassified documents display evidence of former classification. Admittedly, it seems contradictory that FOUO is also used, but unclassified is unclassified. Even if usage is restricted.

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    5. Re:Redactions by intermodal · · Score: 1

      Well I agree, but the very idea of "unclassified" meaning "classified, but less so than CLASSIFIED" is an affront to the idea that somehow we are still a nation governed by We the People.

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    6. Re:Redactions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they're just gray boxes, who cares that they're redacted?

  21. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by girlintraining · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'd say 18-24 months for a vaccine, and 12%-14% population loss due to a real influenza pandemic.

    And your credentials, sir? Internet pundit. Okay, how about a citation? Don't have one of those either. Okay. Well thanks, but I think I'll go with the formerly classified document released by actual experts over your knee-jerk "I think it's optimistic, and here's some numbers I think are more realistic!" post.

    Purely for shits and giggles, I went and looked up what unclassified documents had to say about the likely timeline. Those numbers look similar to what's been revealed in this document. They, uhh, don't look like your numbers. According to WHO, it would take 5-6 months to produce a vaccine. Not nearly two years. If you were right, we would never have a flu vaccine available, yet every year like clockwork they show up at hospitals and clinics with those reminders to get vaccinated before the season starts. So I'm going to go with the DoD, CDC, and WHO's assessment on that timeframe, thanks.

    However, it's just re-arranging deck chairs on the titanic either way. Our vaccine production, whether optimistic, or pessimistic, won't matter; From start to finish, the entire pandemic would last from 6-8 to perhaps 12 weeks. That's about as long as it takes the vaccine to take effect. In other words, even if we developed a vaccine the same day as patient zero showed up, and completely eliminated the production side of the equation and assumed limitless vaccines available to everyone, and that somehow, by magical fairy dust, everyone got the vaccine that same day... over a third of the population would still get infected and still suffer whatever the casualty rate is. Knock that timetable out by a month and it's everyone. Vaccine is useless.

    In other words, the strategy outlined by the DoD -- containment and isolation, remains the only effective strategy. A vaccine being put in development would be there to prevent secondary infection and to have confidence that it is safe to end quarantine procedure. That's all a vaccine buys you; Some after-action security. Vaccination is not a priority. Even under super-optimal conditions, it's of limited value to us. We could throw billions at the problem trying to create a rapid response infrastructure and it would amount to exactly dick at a huge cost.

    Now as far as your population loss numbers... There's just no way to predict that with confidence. The numbers they quoted are based on a historical evaluation of data over the last 50 years... which seems reasonable from a statistical standpoint... but the Pandemic of 1918 killed over 90% of the population. It was on par with the Black Death. That's pretty much the worst-case scenario -- the average case is much, much more mild. But we do know it can happen... and it's just a gamble as to when.

    So I'm with the CDC and DoD on this; Containment. Isolation. Quarantine. That's our strategy, and given our current level of technology... it's the only viable one.

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  22. That Duh Factor Strikes Again by b4upoo · · Score: 0

    Is it just me or does this confirm that we need to restrict international travel rather strictly. Perhaps all international travelers should be required to use the same point of entry. Perhaps international air traffic should be banned and cruise ships only used for such travel. That way if illness breaks out on a ship we can isolate the ship until the danger passes.
                        Do we really need international travel so badly that we are willing to suffer more losses than we have had in any war from an epidemic? Although businesses may profit from such travel why should the general public allow it as the risk is to the public and the public is not paid to accept the burden of such risks?

    1. Re:That Duh Factor Strikes Again by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Is it just me or does this confirm that we need to restrict international travel rather strictly.

      It's just you. Nothing short of a 72-hour quarantine with invasive medical for every traveler would do what you want to do. What you want to do would also shut down international commerce, which would lead to international war.

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    2. Re:That Duh Factor Strikes Again by durrr · · Score: 1

      Single entry point for international travel wouldn't help it would likely make it even worse as a once that place is infected then everyone travelling into the US will be a vector, that will then take domnestic flights to their hometown and whatever.

      And closing the borders? Don't be ridiculous. What about work? export? import? That's international travel of both goods and people. Close the borders and the economic implosion will be worse than having to deal with pandemic flu.

    3. Re:That Duh Factor Strikes Again by confused+one · · Score: 1

      Nah, we want to share. we'll get it one way or another. It's possible that the 1918 flu pandemic started here, in the U.S., in Kansas (it's one of the proposed origination points.)

  23. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 4, Informative

    but the Pandemic of 1918 killed over 90% of the population

    Umm, no.

    The 1918 pandemic killed 10-20% of the people infected.

    Note that that particular flu infected ~25% of the world's population.

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  24. OMG WORLD ENDING!@$!@% by BitZtream · · Score: 1

    I'm so sick of this crap.

    Every freaking year, the bird/swine/carbonfiber/alien flu is going to kill us all ... and yet ... nothing happens different than the year before.

    I remember a couple years back, the CDC was putting people on television talking about how its the worst epidemic they've ever seen, pandemic, catastrophe, this is the worst we've ever seen!!! (Yes, I said it twice in the same sentence ... just like they did.

    But you go to their website ... and the year was actually statistically below the previous several years, and lower than the rolling average of the last 20 or so years.

    My sister-in-law came home from the doctor and said OMFG I HAVE H1N1!!?!!

    Guess what, SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE, thats the standard fucking strain of flu that floats around 98% of the fucking time. And saying 'H1N1' doesn't mean shit, thats a CLASS of virus, not a specific strain. H1N1 is not special, its more or less the definition of opposite of special.

    The CDC has turned into a fear mongering agency just trying to get themselves more money and the hypochondriacs of the world eat it up and wear their shitty little $0.99 face masks that have absolutely no effect what so ever on virus transmission as they aren't that type of filter, nor do they fit the face well enough to actually filter the majority of your breathing air, which comes in around the side. They are extremely useful to prevent a doctor from breathing directly into an open wound/surgical incision, thats it.

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    1. Re:OMG WORLD ENDING!@$!@% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because there are fearmongers, this does not prove there is nothing to fear.

    2. Re:OMG WORLD ENDING!@$!@% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm so sick of this crap.

      That's ok, we who are intelligent are sick of YOU
      and your idiotic comments.

      So we hope that you are one of the first fatalities in
      the coming pandemic.

      Without question, when you die, nothing of value will be lost.

  25. Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you think by Salgak1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You mean, fictional, SO FAR.

    Consider the progress of biotech. Then give it another 5-10 years, and imagine the biotech equivalent of a script kiddie. Playing with, for example, rabies. Then imagine some angry bio-scriptkiddie releasing an airborne, virulent rabies variant with a very short incubation period.

    No, it's not the hordes of the Living Dead, feasting on human flesh. But the effects might well be similar. . .

  26. 2% of US Population? by dcw3 · · Score: 0

    will kill 2 percent of the infected population, or about 2 million people

    Current US population is well over 300million, so that's 6 million+, not 2 million.

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    1. Re:2% of US Population? by dcw3 · · Score: 1

      Okay, back to the reading comprehension class. Yes, I missed the fact that they're assuming a much smaller "infected population".

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    2. Re:2% of US Population? by wcrowe · · Score: 2

      They said infected population, not total population. They are assuming that about one third of the population could get infected.

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    3. Re:2% of US Population? by Kufat · · Score: 1

      I understand not reading the article, but you didn't even read the line you quoted. Congratulations!

      2 percent of the infected population

    4. Re:2% of US Population? by confused+one · · Score: 1

      The 400+ page paper, which I admit scanning through, indicates they expect 30% of the population to become infected.

    5. Re:2% of US Population? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming 100% infection, yes. Whoever wrote the document didn't assume that.

  27. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 1

    Of course, a much lower percentage of the population would have been infected back then - people were much less mobile in 1918. I don't think twice about driving 100 miles a day.

  28. What is so scary? by wcrowe · · Score: 1

    Well, yes, huge pandemics are "scary". Stephen King's "The Stand" is based on the premise. But they are also historical realities -- it is possible that there will be a flu pandemic at some point. The fact that the DoD has done some planning for such a scenario is not scary. What would be scary is if they did NOT do any planning.

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    1. Re:What is so scary? by VortexCortex · · Score: 1

      The fact that the DoD has done some planning for such a scenario is not scary. What would be scary is if they did NOT do any planning.

      No, that's not what would be scary. What would be scary is if what they were doing was using retro-virus vaccines to tag your for identification purposes, and also so that someone could selectively infect targeted geographical regions keyed to the prior "vaccine" batches they developed.

      Suspected Spy? Take a blood sample, check the H1B1 -- er, I mean H1N1 batch number... Out of resources and economy in a slump? Population control is no problem! Selectively eliminate the people you want, no Vietnam needed!

      Not saying that's what was done, just that doing nothing could be a hell of a lot less scary than doing certain kinds of planning.

  29. So are Preppers still crazy? by suprcvic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Shutting down interstate travel, social distancing, sequestration. Seems like I may need to start stockpiling that water, food and ammo.

    1. Re:So are Preppers still crazy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My wife and I installed an in-ground pool for the enjoyment of swimming, and to have a 10,000 gallon reservoir of chlorinated water should it become necessary.

    2. Re:So are Preppers still crazy? by cusco · · Score: 1

      They know that sequestration or quarantine of an area won't work, people are far too mobile. Granted, 90% of the people with a 4WD SUV don't know how to actually drive it off pavement, but that other 10% will be on the move. People will bicycle and hike and swim and sewer crawl out of affected areas to get their offspring out of supposed danger while denying to themselves that Junior has anything more than "just a cold". Soldiers have kids, and are NOT going to want to shoot people that are just doing the exact same thing they would do. When it happens it's going to be ugly.

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  30. Long walk by photosonic · · Score: 1

    So in other words, the rich and powerful live and the rest can take a long walk on a short pier.

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  31. I have a plan. by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

    President "Hello, Blizzard? We've got a pandemic coming up, so need to keep people from personal contact for a while. Would you mind putting some limited-time-only lucrative dungeons up in World of Warcraft?"

    1. Re:I have a plan. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can an epidemic kill that which has... no life?

  32. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2

    Knock that timetable out by a month and it's everyone.

    Is your assumption that nobody has more than a month's worth of supplies? You should try visiting middle America sometime. Heck, especially Utah.

    There are millions of people who will stay home for six months; some you'll see two years later.

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  33. angry birds? by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    But I can do without eggs and fried chicken.
    A world without bacon would be unbearable. As Homer aptly put it "A wonderful, magical animal." I believe that was in the Odyssey.

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  34. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by confused+one · · Score: 1

    Flu pandemic of 1918 was spread by the soldiers who contracted it. They were fairly mobile, more so than the typical person.

  35. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why play with the flu when you can try to do something fun with zombies?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ophiocordyceps_unilateralis

  36. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by deburg · · Score: 1

    Funny you should mention zombies and rabies in an article about a flu pandemic.

    John Ringo just published a fictional book about a zombie apocalypse involving a customized rabies virus hiding in a flu stain

    Under a Graveyard Sky - http://www.baenebooks.com/chapters/9781451639193/9781451639193.htm?blurb

  37. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Of course, a much lower percentage of the population would have been infected back then - people were much less mobile in 1918. I don't think twice about driving 100 miles a day.

    Except that one of the reasons cited for its spread is that lots of soldiers were returning from WW1. This caused a far greater than normal movement and concentration of people. Not sure how it would compare with the average for today, but compared to the standards of the time it was a significantly above average amount of movement.

  38. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, every major nation in the world had mobilized a few years before 1918. Something to do with some Australian duke getting shot by some other guy that nobody ever really cared about?

    What, you thought the timing on the flu pandemic was a coincidence?

  39. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

    Austrian, not Australian (but I suspect you knew that).

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  40. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny you should mention zombies and rabies in an article about a flu pandemic.

    John Ringo just published a fictional book about a zombie apocalypse involving a customized rabies virus hiding in a flu stain

    Under a Graveyard Sky - http://www.baenebooks.com/chapters/9781451639193/9781451639193.htm?blurb

    Funny you should mention a modern, derivative work, David Morrel wrote about this decades ago: http://davidmorrell.net/books/the-totem/

  41. Defense? Declassified? by edibobb · · Score: 2

    a. When was the Department of Defense put in charge of health matters? Aren't the CDC, NIH, and (of course) NSA supposed to handle that?
    b. Why was the country's response to the flu classified in the first place?

    1. Re:Defense? Declassified? by confused+one · · Score: 1

      When was the Department of Defense put in charge of health matters?

      They're not. if you read the report, it discusses how they handle the loss of manpower and resources necessary to maintain force. It's normal for them to periodically assess what would happen if... and how they would continue to function in those scenarios. The discussion assumes they have to support civilian population because of the mass casualties and because they are so very, very dependent upon the civilian population and manufacturing base for their support.

      Why was the country's response to the flu classified in the first place?

      First, this is a military response plan to a pandemic. Some aspects of a military response would, of course, be classified. Second, they don't want to induce panic. Or engender complaints. A simple example... They might leave out the lines that read: "Mass casualties are to be placed in pits, the bodies burned, and then buried using available backfill material."

    2. Re:Defense? Declassified? by edibobb · · Score: 1

      Good points.

    3. Re:Defense? Declassified? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the answer to that is 'under martial law'...

    4. Re:Defense? Declassified? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because their priorities are that of self preservation.

      By the time the populace gets help they would havve evacuated all off the government/military/societal(riches) elite.

      It is not very glamurous , as true as it might be, to admit that the ruling class will put all of the allegedly common resources to save itself and its pals.
      And then, maybe if they got something to spare, they will help the populace.

      Specially since their power, resources and authority stem from the very representees they prioritize last.

    5. Re:Defense? Declassified? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if the flu finds out?
      More seriously, it's so that any other country that plans to use this as a weapon doesn't know the exact details of the US response.

  42. So the report was the script... by YalithKBK · · Score: 2

    for the movie Contagion?

  43. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by girlintraining · · Score: 0

    Is your assumption that nobody has more than a month's worth of supplies?

    You're really bad at contextual reading, aren't you? The timetable was on the ability of the government to produce vaccines. It's not an assumption; A new strain of the flu at day zero means there is nobody on the planet with any supply of vaccine.

    There are millions of people who will stay home for six months; some you'll see two years later.

    That's nice. There are hundreds of millions who don't live in in Middle Earth, aka Utah. 78% of the population lives in a city.

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  44. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And Yahtzee Croshaw published a book about an apocalypse involving jam, titled "Jam".

  45. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 4, Informative

    In the case of a real pandemic on such a scale, I think you'd see labs working around the clock for a cure, and many of them. Not only would governments be putting a lot of pressure, the people working there would very likely feel the pain themselves (relatives, friends, etc.). Plus, for all the money grubbers, making a vaccine that needs to be used on millions of people is a surefire way of getting rich.

    It's not labs though, it's raw materials. There's only so many chickens and chicken eggs you can get to grow vaccine from, it can only be done so fast and there's a definite lag in converting existing production lines to create a new vaccine (since everything has to be isolated and grown up).

  46. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

    I heard that it started when a bloke called Archie Duke shot an ostrich 'cause he was hungry.

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  47. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by Mitchell314 · · Score: 1

    Not a flu

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  48. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by chooks · · Score: 3, Informative

    with a very short incubation period.

    You actually want a long incubation period so that the infected stay symptomless (but infective) for as long as possible. If the symptoms are severe and the incubation time short (e.g. flaviviridae like marburg or ebola) they kill the host before they have time to infect enough people. In essence, the virus is *too* virulent that it goes through the available susceptible people too quickly.

    More deadly would be a virus that has is lethal but does not show symptoms for a period that exceeds its infective period. A good example is the early years of the HIV era -- lethal virus, long time before symptoms start, and infectious much earlier than any symptoms start to show up.

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  49. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by Shortguy881 · · Score: 2

    No need for script kiddies, Ebola's symptoms can be described by a zombie like state in its later stages. Apart from multiple organ failure prior to death (walking dead), you experience "sludging" of the brain leaving you incognizant but retaining motor control. Then, the sloughing off of tissue in the esophagus leads to spewing of infected blood. All in all, a nasty way to go, but very comparable to a classic slow zombie.

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  50. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It all depends on whether the pandemic is natural or man-made, like global warming. If the pandemic is natural then the powers that be will divert all the resources available to fighting it so they will survive. If the pandemic is man-made, as a method to reduce the surplus population, then it will only be made to look like they are searching for a cure because it will already have been made, along with the disease of the pandemic, and the powers that be will have already inoculated themselves against it.

    I'm hoping for a real, live, cut a swath through all levels of society pandemic like the good old days. Then I have the same chance as all the rich and powerful who were hoping to eventually prune the useless eaters.

  51. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The 2.5-5% figure is of the world's total population. The post you are quoting, which you apparently did not bother to read in full, stated that it killed 10-20% of the people infected and that 25% of the world's population was infected. 10-20% of 25% is... *drum roll* 2.5-5% of the world's total population.

  52. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

    Try Michael Crichton's The Andromeda Strain or Richard Matheson's I am Legend if you want to go back to as original source as I can come up with.

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  53. the fatal pandemic failed by emilper · · Score: 1

    the fatal pandemic failed to take place, it's time to make public the imaginary plan of action to counter the failed pandemic ... how about the plans to respond to aliens dropping KEWs on Earth ?

    1. Re:the fatal pandemic failed by confused+one · · Score: 1

      The fatal pandemic will happen, eventually. It's a matter of time and statistics. As for the response to an alien invasion, that's a different report.

    2. Re:the fatal pandemic failed by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between preparing for something that hasn't happened yet and something that isn't likely to ever happen. A pandemic will happen again, though it might not happen in our lifetimes. You might as well mock earthquake planning.

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    3. Re:the fatal pandemic failed by emilper · · Score: 1

      no, I will not mock earthquake planning, but a disease passing from birds to humans I will mock any day, and the same for fearmongering

    4. Re:the fatal pandemic failed by emilper · · Score: 1

      the pandemics are happening now: the resistant TBC, hepatitis C, MRSA, malaria and probably a few others I have not heard about yet, but the bird flu will not happen: it's a matter of biochemistry

    5. Re:the fatal pandemic failed by Valdrax · · Score: 2

      no, I will not mock earthquake planning, but a disease passing from birds to humans I will mock any day, and the same for fearmongering

      Then you are grossly ignorant of zoonosis and where "new" diseases come from. Most human pandemics come from animal hosts. Humans are very rarely the host in which initial mutations develop, and pandemic deaths are generally a sign of a disease with poor evolutionary fitness in its new human environment (because it destroys its primary ecosystem too fast to effectively spread in perpetuity).

      Influenza A is a pathogen regularly crosses between species. Birds & swine are the most common crossover species, but flu can also infect dogs, horses, and bats, among many other species.

      It's by far not the only one. West Nile virus has birds as a primary reservoir and is a major issue for horse owners. Mice are the origin for hantaviruses like the Sin Nombre virus (aka "Four Corners disease") as well as the most common carriers of Lyme disease (not deer). The black plague persists to this day in rodent populations including rats, squirrels, and chipmunks. Shellfish can act as reservoirs for cholera. SARS came from bats, and they're our best lead for where Ebola came from. Snails are the carriers between human hosts for schistosomiasis. Salmonella comes from bird and reptile hosts (especially turtles).

      Birds, as warm-blooded creatures, are an excellent host for many human pathogens. They are also nigh ubiquitous, have a relatively fast breeding and replacement cycle, and migratory species can pick up and spread diseases over an amazingly wide area. Scoff all you want, but the only thing that's more of a threat to humans as a source of infectious disease than birds are bats, because bats are the second most diverse order of mammals after rodents and have many of the same flying habits of birds.

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  54. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought it had something to do with a Scottish indie band?

  55. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been brought to understand that people with large stocks of supplies have been required to register their stockpiles with the government so they can be drawn on by the general community if something were to happen. In other words, yes, you have two years worth of rations stockpiled, yes something happens and then the government comes in and confiscates it for the general good. Usually so that the joint chiefs, the congress, the senate and the executive branch are not inconvenienced while the useless eaters starve to death.

  56. Sounds like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a great way for a government to keep its subjects in line.

  57. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by JaiWing · · Score: 2

    Frank Herbert's 'The White Plague'

  58. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Flaws in this theory:

    1. 1. There are almost ZERO rewards to entice a bio-scriptkiddie into bio-tech as a hobbyists interest to begin with. I mean watching little blobs form on petri dishes over the course of hours is just SO much more enthralling than watching grass grow, or paint dry.
    2. 2. Special, expensive, breakable equipment may be required for most enabling behaviors.
    3. 3. Gratification is often severely delayed, and not instant. This is not like playing video games.
    4. 4. Much like other dangerous activities, a "bio-scriptkiddie" is likely to bite it in a self-induced accident, before ever hoping to inflict a pandemic, or even trigger an epidemic. It might nail 20 or 30 people in a localized accident, but there would be an opportunity to clamp down on the area of effect, and man-hunt missing persons of interest to the ends of the earth. Contrast this with the ridiculously unlikely possibility of a bio-scriptkiddie NOT self-owning, and circumventing a bypass of clamp-down behavior through deliberate, carefully conceived strategy. Very doubtful.
    5. 5. Proving lethality and hazard would probably require animal sacrifice, which is bound to set off red flags and raise alarm, long before a disaster-scale event.
    6. 6. Non-existent bio-scriptkiddie communities means no one to impress. There's no way to earn reputation and respect. Even so, who would be impressed with things that have all the appeal of moldy bread, or jars of mucous?

    Sorry, but your fear-mongering hasn't won me over.

  59. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by Salgak1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ebola kills TOO fast. For an honest-to-god Zombie Virus, you want one that deactivates/destroys higher mental functions and possibly ups aggression.

    Which I why my script-kiddie scenario suggested a rabies variant. . .

  60. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

    Rabies isn't a virus. There's your first problem.

  61. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by CanHasDIY · · Score: 2

    You know, I was thinking of saying something to the effect of, 'are we actually trying to work out the most effective way to engineer a zombie plague?'

    Then I remembered what crowd I'm talking about... that said, carry on.

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  62. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by realityimpaired · · Score: 1

    that's half of the equation. the other half is the preemptive vaccination program. usually, the vaccine that shows up in hospitals is a best guess as to what we're most likely to see in the flu season. I can't find the link at the moment, but there was a discussion earlier this year on CBC's Quirks and Quarks about how they do it: they look at what new bugs show up in the southern hemisphere in the April, and vaccinate against that in October in the northern hemisphere. For the southern hemisphere, they look at the north and vaccinate in the south.

    Usually, they do pretty well at predicting what the next season's bug is going to be. Sometimes they get it wrong, and there will always be some viruses showing up that weren't vaccinated against (in fact, that's how they choose what to vaccinate against for the next season), but for the most part they have an accurate enough guess to improve herd immunity to the point that a pandemic of the scale that happened in 1918 is significantly less likely.

  63. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And more mobile that usual, as many of them were demobilizing and returning home as the war ended, rather than staying in the trenches on the various fronts.

  64. Plan A by harvey+the+nerd · · Score: 1

    Intravenous supplies for several 50-100 gram infusions of sodium ascorbate per person with a few mL of magnesium sulfate or choride, a little understood viricidal treatment.
    50,000 iu capsules of cholecalciferol for a week or two.

    Some have already dealt with uglier viruses in real 3rd world countries. See also, Curing the Incurable, by Thomas E Levy. I keep a few boxes of cheap 500 mg amoxicillin, too, in case of bacterial infections...

    1. Re:Plan A by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So your solution is a crapload of Vitamin C, Vitamin D and Epsom Salts?

      You expect to cure what exactly with that, other than scurvy?

    2. Re:Plan A by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Instead of the silly and largely useless fake antiviral treatments, shave your beard*, stock up on N95 masks and get a whole bunch of soap.

      Wash you hands, take lots of showers, wash your clothes and stay in your basement. You'll be fine.

      * N95 masks work well except for persons with facial hair. You need full face hoods if you want to keep the whiskers. Those are expensive and very uncomfortable (I've tried them). Shave it off, it'll grow back.

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  65. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by CanHasDIY · · Score: 1

    Well, possibly.

    But the real reason for the whole thing was that it was too much effort not to have a war.

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  66. problem solved,.... by harvey+the+nerd · · Score: 0

    Read this book. Injectable sodium ascorbate

    1. Re:problem solved,.... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Settle down dude. Don't you think that if this was viable then the CDC (or it's equivalent in other countries) would wrap themselves around it? You cannot use the greedy Big Pharma excuse for everything you know. Sometimes difficult is just that.

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  67. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by Salgak1 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Really ??

    http://www.cdc.gov/rabies/

    Rabies is a preventable viral disease of mammals most often transmitted through the bite of a rabid animal. The vast majority of rabies cases reported to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) each year occur in wild animals like raccoons, skunks, bats, and foxes.

    The rabies virus infects the central nervous system, ultimately causing disease in the brain and death. The early symptoms of rabies in people are similar to that of many other illnesses, including fever, headache, and general weakness or discomfort. As the disease progresses, more specific symptoms appear and may include insomnia, anxiety, confusion, slight or partial paralysis, excitation, hallucinations, agitation, hypersalivation (increase in saliva), difficulty swallowing, and hydrophobia (fear of water). Death usually occurs within days of the onset of these symptoms.

  68. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I am continually impressed by you. You can manage to get facts wrong while trying to sound more intelligent than you really are yet you always get a +5 on your posts. My hats off to you.

    Do you think it has to do with the "girl" in your screen name? I know slashdotters are hard up, but I'm still trying to figure out if that plays into the high ratings or not.

  69. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by RavenLrD20k · · Score: 1

    Ummm....yes it is.

  70. Wouldn't 2% = ~6 million by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There's a little over 300 million in the US isn't there?

  71. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by cusco · · Score: 1

    I'd never compare Utah with Middle Earth, except maybe Mordor. Sure, there's some pretty desert, but I don't recall any desert in Middle Earth anywhere else. The Desolation of Smaug was just depopulated.

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  72. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by mbourgon · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but that was intelligent jam. Totally different.

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  73. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by Essellion · · Score: 1

    Try Michael Crichton's The Andromeda Strain or Richard Matheson's I am Legend if you want to go back to as original source as I can come up with.

    A little earlier is 1949's Earth Abides, haven't read it in years, but I recall it as being very good. No zombies though.

  74. Hand-lead by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Have a contingency plan to rapidly scale up vaccine productin. You don't need costly facilities with infinite safety checks, especially in an emergency.

    Remember a few years ago when there was a flu vaccine shortage? It was due to a plant in Europe being shut down (the US ones don't exist due to regulation and liability issues, another flaw in the system.)

    Here's what should have happened, but didn't:

    1. Keep the plant running. Just because some manufacturing standard wasn't met doesn't mean the batches are bad or contaminated.

    2. Manually do extra testing of batches as necessary or desired. You could culture things out of dog shit as long as it tests fine.

    Too much subgenius working hand-in-hand with government arrogancy leads to this silliness.

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  75. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even earlier than that is Romeo and Juliet written a long freaking time ago, I haven't actually read it, but I'm told it too does not contain zombies.

  76. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by Essellion · · Score: 1

    Or even farther back: 1826 The Last Man by Mary Shelly. Alas, again no zombies.

  77. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by AJH16 · · Score: 2

    Except that rabies wouldn't make people start eating other people. It just makes them hallucinate, delirious, causes partial paralysis and fear of consuming water or fluids (and a few other things, but none of which are eating people.)

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  78. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Keep trollin', sister, there's plenty of us Mormons outside UT - even (gasp!) in cities! My family wouldn't make it 2 years, but we would last a good while.

  79. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by i+kan+reed · · Score: 1

    Well, oops.

  80. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by dinfinity · · Score: 1

    If the way in which malware has evolved over the years is an indication, the most effective use would be to be able to remotely control the zombies and make them do whatever you want without them ever knowing that they were infected. All you need is a centralized C&C mechanism that tells all those zombies how to act and what to do.

    Wait..

  81. This is why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Larry bought Lanai

  82. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by girlintraining · · Score: 1

    The 2.5-5% figure is of the world's total population. The post you are quoting, which you apparently did not bother to read in full, stated that it killed 10-20% of the people infected and that 25% of the world's population was infected. 10-20% of 25% is... *drum roll* 2.5-5% of the world's total population.

    From my link: "Case-fatality rates were >2.5%, compared to 0.1% in other influenza pandemics." That means that for every person that got sick (case), somewhere over 2.5% died. That means, *drumm roll* 2.5-5% of the infected died.

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  83. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

    but for the most part they have an accurate enough guess to improve herd immunity to the point that a pandemic of the scale that happened in 1918 is significantly less likely.

    True for the USA. Probably true for Western Europe.

    Maybe true for China and Russia.

    Alas, most of the rest of the world would be screwed.

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  84. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    :clap:

    Well done.

    "I have a cunning plan...."

  85. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quoth the article:

    An estimated one third of the world's population (or 500 million persons) were infected and had clinically apparent illnesses (1,2) during the 1918–1919 influenza pandemic. The disease was exceptionally severe. Case-fatality rates were >2.5%, compared to

    So, you think that 50-100 million people dying out of ~500 million cases is 2.5%? Are you unable to do basic arithmetic, or did you not bother reading even the first paragraph of your own link?

  86. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by WindPwr · · Score: 1

    Regarding the 1918 pandemic, the factor that troubles infectious disease and public health researchers is who died - not only the elderly, infirm and very young as is typical with influenza, but significant numbers of seemingly normal healthy adults. There are lots of hypotheses and plenty of conjecture as to why, but the best guesses reason that the 1918 strain was genetically novel and thus may people exposed had no (partial) immunity whatsoever derived from previous influenza exposure. This newly emerged virus was also thought to be better able to "take up residence" deeper in the lungs resulting in much more severe infections with complications like pneumonia and accompanying greater mortality.

    This is the situation the DoD is expecting in a pandemic.

  87. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mangled because of a greater than sign. Attempt #2:

    An estimated one third of the world's population (or 500 million persons) were infected and had clinically apparent illnesses (1,2) during the 1918–1919 influenza pandemic. The disease was exceptionally severe. Case-fatality rates were >2.5%, compared to <0.1% in other influenza pandemics (3,4). Total deaths were estimated at 50 million (5–7) and were arguably as high as 100 million (7).

    So, you think that 50-100 million people dying out of ~500 million cases is 2.5%? Are you unable to do basic arithmetic, or did you not bother reading even the first paragraph of your own link?

  88. Fairly low death rate, actually by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    To be frank, this is not a very high death rate.

    If Yellowstone goes, it would have a much bigger impact.

    The main problem is incubation period and death period. If it infects but kills off quickly, it's not the same as a long incubation period with moderate lethality, as this allows it to spread more widely.

    Personally, I'd be far more worried about other risk factors.

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    1. Re:Fairly low death rate, actually by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      With Yellowstone though, we're kind of screwed either way. If a Super Volcano blows it's top... there's not much we can do as a species except wave good-bye or live in hellish conditions. Great, the government and super-rich might survive a couple of generations under ground while the rest of the world dies. It's hard to call that a win.

      At least with a super flu we have a chance at fighting back or preventing the damage.

  89. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by isorox · · Score: 1

    Flu pandemic of 1918 was spread by the soldiers who contracted it. They were fairly mobile, more so than the typical person.

    My neighbour isn't very mobile, he tends to live in a 50 mile radius.

    I however have been to 5 continents in the last 3 months, so unless he doesn't take his bin out each week, he's going to be stuck.

  90. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

    1982, but I thought it interesting when I saw it, although slightly implausible. Now I'm not too sure. I am Legend is 1954.

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  91. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by girlintraining · · Score: 1

    So, you think that 50-100 million people dying out of ~500 million cases is 2.5%? Are you unable to do basic arithmetic, or did you not bother reading even the first paragraph of your own link?

    You're really bad at this.I mean, laughably bad. Let me clear a few things up; Multiple data points and sources. The '500 million cases' are those who were infected and had clinically apparent symptoms. As with flu anywhere else, many can mistake it for a cold, or be asymptomatic. It is a rough estimate extrapolated from medical files available in... 1918. It's not robust; It's the result of a data model.

    Case-fatality rates are calculated based on those who were treated by a physician and they could track the infection rate versus the death rate for confirmed cases. 2.5% is the death rate if you are infected, regardless of sample size. It is estimated to be somewhat higher because records from that era are spotty, and doctors were overwhelmed, meaning they were more concerned with keeping patients alive than documenting how they died (or didn't). This is called the systemic error rate. The systemic error rate is typically around 3-5% if you're taking a poll today... if you're going after written records from a hundred years ago, it's higher. That's why they can only estimate it as being between 2.5 and 5%.

    50-100 million people eventually died worldwide. the 500 million cases were those for which we have medical records; It is not the number of people who were infected and simply died without medical treatment.

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  92. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, just to clarify, what do you think the world population was in 1918? Because you've conceded that 50-100 million people died total. Since the population was somewhat under 2 billion, that gives a total worldwide death rate of *drum roll* 2.5-5%. Which is exactly the original claim.

    Go ahead and keep on digging yourself in deeper, though.

  93. Re: Sounds way to optimistic... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

    You're really bad at contextual reading, aren't you?

    No, you're just really bad at analysis. Oh, see what I did there?

    A vaccine is going to be really helpful for anybody who can stay isolated. That's millions of people. Writing off millions of people is just sociopathic.

    BTW, the 1918 flu killed 3-5% of the population not the 90% you quoted. Big diffrence

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  94. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The term "zombie apocalypse" is a PC way to refer to (list of potential calamities) which otherwise trigger emotional responses.

    For example, if I'm at a gun show contemplating suitable equipment to ensure I stay alive and avoid getting a "Reginald Denny" beatdown in a riot (before you think that's a joke, check the armed Koreans in the LA riots) or can defend my property effectively day or night in all weathers, I might refer to the Zombie Apocalypse as the threat. :-)

    If the excrement hits the Emerson, it is better to have tech (be it weapons, medical supplies, food, hand-pumped water or whatever is useful) and not need it than need it and not have it. We've seen what happens in countries where law and order collapse. The logical and common response is local militia groups dedicated to defending their area. This is a team sport and requires both gear and friends.

  95. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You forgot to add in Bath Salts.... Rabies and Bath Salts = Zombie Apocalypse

  96. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

    I've been brought to understand that people with large stocks of supplies have been required to register their stockpiles with the government so they can be drawn on by the general community if something were to happen. In other words, yes, you have two years worth of rations stockpiled, yes something happens and then the government comes in and confiscates it for the general good. Usually so that the joint chiefs, the congress, the senate and the executive branch are not inconvenienced while the useless eaters starve to death.

    ????

    Speaking of Middle Earth - where the Hell do you live?

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  97. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

    No, it's fairly well understood now. It's called a cytokine storm which is basically a positive feedback system for people with good immune systems. The immune system gets 'too good' and kills the patient.

    Currently difficult to treat. Potentially it could get much more amenable to treatment although it would likely need sophisticated biopharmaceuticals and as such, would be ill suited to treat a pandemic.
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  98. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by girlintraining · · Score: 1

    Since the population was somewhat under 2 billion, that gives a total worldwide death rate of *drum roll* 2.5-5%. Which is exactly the original claim.

    Actually, it was 3-6%, and my numbers from the CDC were somewhat lower; 2.5-5%. The anonymous coward claimed 10-20%. That man, is a moron. And I'm not digging myself in deeper by calling a moron, a moron. If it had killed 10-20%... it would have been the second worst pandemic in recorded history -- eclipsed only by the black plague which had a 75-80% fatality rate.

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  99. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

    All you need is a centralized C&C mechanism that tells all those zombies how to act and what to do.

    That's caled television.

    I guess we can skip that "virus" part, telecontol is a builtin feature of humans.

  100. Want some perspective on film? by terrywirth5 · · Score: 1

    Watch the SK drama "Virus" on Hulu and let your conspiracy fantasies run amok.

  101. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by HiThere · · Score: 1

    Yeah. Instead you should be thinking of biochem labs with sloppy procedures. Expect that to happen in startups. And the problem probably won't be active malice (unless they're angling for a military grant, or funded by some essentially terrorist organization).

    P.S.: By "terrorist organization" I don't intend to exclude either standard governments or for-profit criminal organizations thinking of "protection money". Political groups that are out of power aren't the only terrorist organizations.

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  102. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 1

    I would imagine something like 'The White Plague' could be done if a person with the correct knowledge had the kind of rage and personality disorders suffered by "John O'Neill". And as we learn more about our genes, I think it will become much easier to target a group of people based on shared, unique to the group, sets of genes... and that is a very sobering thing to consider given the volume of unbalanced people there seem to be on this damp ball of rock we inhabit..

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  103. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I look forward to seeing your rotting corpse in the gutter
    during the first few weeks of the coming pandemic, you
    pathetic little jewboy faggot.

  104. Check by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Measures such as limiting public gatherings, closing schools, social distancing...

    Slashdotters have those down already.

    1. Re:Check by minstrelmike · · Score: 1

      That is true. But imagine what would happen if the Chinese hackers were able to combine a computer virus and flu virus!?!?!?!
      My oh my oh my.
      We'd better increase the funding for DHS yet again.

  105. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by dinfinity · · Score: 1

    Yes. That was the joke.

  106. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are quite the google expert.

  107. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Neither of which involved a rabies-like virus causing zombie-like qualities. I am Legend is at least close, with vampires instead of zombies.

  108. Re:Sounds way to optimistic... by girlintraining · · Score: 1

    You are quite the google expert.

    At least I bother... most people on slashdot these days are all like "Let's pull some numbers out of my ass and make wild assumptions, then argue with anyone who disagrees!" ... Like, wait, what happened to the scientists, engineers, and geeks here that were more concerned with the truth than their own self-importance? I think they evaporated into the ethers when Dice bought Slashdot out... and now the hipster scum have moved in and taken up residence. They care not for facts, this is a WAR goddamnit.. a WAR to determine which random hipster idea is right, and everything else is wrong. Facts? They just slow down our pursuit of THE TRUTH!!!!11!!! wharrrgrrrble.

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  109. Re: Sounds way to optimistic... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Regarding the 1918 pandemic, the factor that troubles infectious disease and public health researchers is who died - not only the elderly, infirm and very young as is typical with influenza, but significant numbers of seemingly normal healthy adults. There are lots of hypotheses and plenty of conjecture as to why, but the best guesses reason that the 1918 strain was genetically novel and thus may people exposed had no (partial) immunity whatsoever derived from previous influenza exposure. This newly emerged virus was also thought to be better able to "take up residence" deeper in the lungs resulting in much more severe infections with complications like pneumonia and accompanying greater mortality.

    This is the situation the CDC is engineering in a pandemic."

    Fixed

  110. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also, consider that a "bio-script kiddie" capable of doing what you claim would literally dwarf the achievements of Alan Turing, Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, and Linus Torvalds combined in one fell swoop in the sense of computer achievements, extrapolated to the bio-tech field.

    In other words, your analogy is so flawed, the analogy to compare it to is laughable at best. But it's still more realistic than what you said.

  111. Re: Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you th by Yaztromo · · Score: 1

    Much earlier is a roughly 1800 year old book called "The Bible". Only contains one zombie though. Yaz

  112. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

    Ok, than, woosh for me.

  113. Dont Forget by Gallomimia · · Score: 1

    Last fall CNN put a bit on about the government holding a zombie apocalypse preparedness drill. People dressed up like zombies and mulled around and got shot by non-lethal training rounds and "died" like zombies. If you think it's fictional after seeing they're doing a drill and putting it on their mouthpiece news outlet, then I get all your MRE's and bullets. And I want your cot in the zombie castle.

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  114. Soviet peasants will understand... by harvey+the+nerd · · Score: 1

    ....that things just don't always work that way in government. Have a nice life.

  115. "tailgator" by harvey+the+nerd · · Score: 1

    At least one of us has an industrial research background that includes growing and killing exotic microorganisms. At least one of us has gold medals, trophies, scholarships and paid patents for their science work. At least one of us has had paid invitations to large pharmaceutical research and manufacturing facilities. At least one of us has clinical data on the subject at hand. You might learn to actually investigate things before you open your ignorant yap.

  116. Inhaler "vaccine" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since it appears that the main vector the flu virus is currently spread is through the live virus inhaler, I suppose that the pharmaceutical companies should have a very good idea -- well in advance --of when/where/how much a flu pandemic would spread.

  117. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by dinfinity · · Score: 1

    That is a very gentleman-like response.
    I salute you, good sir!

    (no sarcasm!)

  118. Re:Think again. . . ."zombies" aren't what you thi by LandGator · · Score: 1
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  119. Actually None Of You Get It. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The DoD plan is useful for what it does NOT say and my reading of it says it is about continuity of Government at Federal level and preservation of vital infrastructure and NOTHING else.

    To put that another way, all Federal resources will first be invested in itself. If there is anything left over then the general population can fight for it. The problem for us is that we now live in a highly specialised environment that relies heavily on critical infrastructure to keep us fed, warm, watered and healthy. If any of it goes down we have only hours to restore it before panic ensues. New orleans in Hurricane Katrina is the perfect example, now imagine that happening across the nation.

    At any given time, New York has about Eight hours food supply. What happens then?

    The redacted bits of the report will be about: Preservation of Congress and designated officials, securing of infrastructure, rationing of available resources and draconian quarantine measures and triage.

    To put it mildly, you will be on your own with no support in a sea of other desperate people.