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  1. Re:Personally on Student Faces Suspension For Spamming Profs · · Score: 1

    I would have given the poop a 65.
    Did you at least hop between the bathroom and his office?

  2. Re:Now _this_ is unfair on Automated Scripts Overrun eBay Holiday Contest · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sell them for $1. You'll be amazed how many you can sell at that exact price...

  3. Re:Near death != death on Mad Scientist Brings Back Dead With "Deanimation" · · Score: 1

    You forgot about mostly binary...

  4. Re:Very nice... on Replacing Metal Detectors With Brain Scans · · Score: 1

    I think that's how they brain scan the TSA employees.

  5. Not a problem... on Teacher Sells Ads On Tests · · Score: 5, Funny

    As soon as I can download cut-out overlay patterns from Adblock...

  6. Re:Don't do it. Not yet. on Computer For a Child? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now I'm a sad CS teacher finishing my ph.D. in high-performance computing. And I have 12 euros in my bank account right now.

    Don't worry- once you finish your Ph.D., you'll have at least 20-30 euros in your bank account.

  7. Re:Your Movie Rights Online. on Canadian Fined For Videoing Movie In Theatre · · Score: 1

    Oh, they just want to take the story and turn it into a movie...

  8. Re:Conservation of energy on Plasma Plants Vaporize Trash While Creating Energy · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...effectively neutralizing virtually every known toxin and hazardous substance, the only exception is radioactive elements...

    Are you implying that there are no non-radioactive elements which are hazardous? Let me introduce you to my friend, the periodic table...

  9. Re:Current reading? on Saving Energy Via Webcam-Based Meter Reading? · · Score: 1

    Your forgot to call him an insensitive clod.

  10. Re:Well..... on Is Windows 7 Faster Or Just Smarter? · · Score: 1

    I always thought my toilet was missing something. Now I know what it is: better lighting.

  11. Re:Tab on (Useful) Stupid Unix Tricks? · · Score: 1

    There is a work-around. Try inserting the letters 'a' thru 'z', and then 'A' thru 'Z' at the 'insertion line' thing until you find the one that works. Repeat for the next letter. You will have to do this until the bug is fixed.

  12. That's not bombs it's carrying... on Google Founders Buy Fighter Jet · · Score: 1

    It must be carrying pinatas full of candy and goodwill...

  13. Re:The real question... on 1000-mph Car Planned · · Score: 1

    They're looking at sites all over the world. Maybe they're worried about having TSA arbitrarily confiscate the car at the border?

  14. Re:Dumbing Down on New State of Matter Could Extend Moore's Law · · Score: 1

    For those using SI units, that's 837.2 times colder than the right testicle...

  15. Re:thieves standing around on TSA Employee Caught With $200K Worth of Stolen Property · · Score: 4, Funny

    Doesn't the TSA offer to do that for you? Maybe I just asked them too many questions...

  16. Re:It's just the opposite for me on Do Software Versions Really Matter? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did you just break an NDA?

  17. Re:Urgent message to mods re: Satan's rectum on World Bank Under Cybersiege In "Unprecedented Crisis" · · Score: 1

    Yes, it is like Satan's rectum, poised over our memes... Oh wait, isn't that where most of them came from?

  18. Would have been even better... on Couple Funds Honeymoon With Recyclables · · Score: 2, Funny

    Would have been an even better story if it was 2nd (or any number > 1) marriage for both of them. Talk about recycling and reusing!

  19. Re:Next stop, infomercial and/or MLM on Simple Device Claimed To Boost Fuel Efficiency By Up To 20% · · Score: 1

    (It doesn't perform sex acts, or at least I'm not sure which button it is)

    Did you check in the back seat?

  20. Re:how about Mccain? on Graduate Student Defends Right To Own Chicago2016.com · · Score: 1

    Well, if that's a U.S. presidential candidate, the clear choice for domain name is "mccainus.com" (this site is actually used/squatted).

  21. Re:This would be fun.... on National Car Tracking System Proposed For US · · Score: 1

    The speed cameras in Maryland take a picture of the rear of the car, so unless you are putting your latex mask over the rear license plate I don't think it will change much. And they don't care who was driving the car, they only care about which car it is- and they know that already. Not that it's much of a problem- the current speed cameras are very obvious (several atypical boxes on aluminum poles, and unusual striping in the street, as well as signs stating their location) and are very effective at reducing speed for about 100 feet of roadway.

    You must now help get the image of what an Obama, Mccain, Biden, Palin latex mask looks like out of my head...

  22. Re:Asimov was right on Compressor-Free Refrigerator On the Way · · Score: 1

    The results wouldn't be pretty.....

    But the results might be pretty cool....

  23. Re:social networking considered harmful on Researchers Build Malicious Facebook App · · Score: 1

    Right. Prepare to have spiders with lasers on their forehead (and nice sharkskin boots on all eight feet).

  24. Re:Answer: No on A Chinese Challenge To Intel · · Score: 1

    I think their cars pose a bigger threat to their customers than to their competitors. I didn't know you could get a crash test rating so low (at least until I saw this one).

  25. Re:Not reasonable on 88% of IT Admins Would Steal Passwords If Laid Off · · Score: 1

    Why bother storing it yourself? When the time comes, just download it from someone who has already stored it...