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88% of IT Admins Would Steal Passwords If Laid Off

narramissic writes "According to identity management firm Cyber-Ark's annual 'Trust, Security & Passwords' survey, a whopping 88% of IT administrators would steal CEO passwords, customer database, research and development plans, financial reports, M&A plans and the company's list of privileged passwords if they were suddenly laid off. The survey also found that one third of IT staff admitted to snooping around the network, looking at highly confidential information, such as salary details and people's personal emails."

448 comments

  1. Not a surprise. by Yeorwned · · Score: 0

    Big brother is always watching...

    1. Re:Not a surprise. by Paracelcus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Another reason to hire older admins, younger ones get bored easily and as a result commit more mischief, I remember the last few years I worked, it seemed that the younger people were always trying to find out how to bypass Squid to go look at porn sites, etc.

      It just made my job harder and more annoying. Short attention spans and an inability to function without continuous entertainment seems to be a common failing among millennials.

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    2. Re:Not a surprise. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is one of the things that I love about proxy firewalls. I have colleagues that try to run connections over port 80, and then get stopped because it's not HTTP. They come complain to me, and find a very unsympathetic ear.

      I am bothered by the poor ethics of those around me. They think nothing of talking in the aisles about which BitTorrent sites get them the best movies, or how they only watch screeners or play cracked games because only stupid people pay for entertainment. They get frustrated when they run into refusals when trying to get the discs or keys for Microsoft software for which they have no clear need, and try to talk me or the other two people who do have access to them into giving it to them. I tell them that if they need it cheaply that bad they should get a TechNet subscription. They usually just wander off at that point, or sometimes storm off, as if they were somehow entitled to it.

      I used to grab everything that I could off of various sites, pulling things down over Kazaa or eDonkey at the time, but I've left that in the past. I've got a job that pays well, and I know they're not underpaid.

      I think that ethics in IT have slid dramatically downhill, so that the norm seems to be that people don't want to get caught, rather than not wanting to break the ethics guidelines in the first place. I'm not sure what exactly to do about it, other than try to set a good example. But even then, I've heard some suggesting quietly to others that I'm just hiding my own sins (hint to those people: make sure I'm not in the cubicle next to you when you talk about me). I'm at a loss at that point.

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    3. Re:Not a surprise. by pete6677 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In other words, now that you've had your fun you're going to go criticizing the young whippersnappers having theirs.

    4. Re:Not a surprise. by Martin+Blank · · Score: 3, Informative

      Most of them aren't young. I'm 33, and the majority are about my age or older. With one exception, the youngest is 30.

      Even when I was 'having my fun,' I was smart enough not to talk about it out loud at work. Keys were sometimes passed along quietly, but that usually happened when walking between buildings. Bursting into a room announcing that you've found a download site for the movie being released this weekend is bad form, but it's happened a few times this year alone.

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    5. Re:Not a surprise. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got a job that pays well, and I know they're not underpaid.

      So much for snooping around the network and looking at salary details.

    6. Re:Not a surprise. by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      In other words, do as I say not as I've done?

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  2. Reminds me of the old joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    99% of men masturbate. The other 1% are lying.

    1. Re:Reminds me of the old joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, like that bash quote. Women wants a man who doesn't masturbate, "GOOD LUCK BITCH".

    2. Re:Reminds me of the old joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      99% of people masturbate

    3. Re:Reminds me of the old joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm part of that 1%

    4. Re:Reminds me of the old joke... by itsybitsy · · Score: 1

      Or they are lying while they masturbate.

    5. Re:Reminds me of the old joke... by couchslug · · Score: 2, Funny

      "99% of men masturbate. The other 1% are lying."

      I never masturbate, but I don't advise licking the stalactites in my cubicle.

      --
      "This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
    6. Re:Reminds me of the old joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1% of men masturbate, 99% of men are masturbating right now.

    7. Re:Reminds me of the old joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correction:

      99% of men masturbate, 0.8% are lying, 0.2% have problems with their hardware !

    8. Re:Reminds me of the old joke... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and bank tellers snoop into people's accounts to see what they earn and spend money on. People will be people that's not surprising at all.

  3. Not reasonable by linear+a · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Sounds like an unreasonable estimate to me. If people were that vindicative and dishonest then IT (and similar) systems wouldn't ever keep working.

    1. Re:Not reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      we store all our important details in a seperate UNIX user account, whose password we don't divulge to sys-admins, so good luck stealing our documents...

    2. Re:Not reasonable by MagusSlurpy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sounds like an unreasonable estimate to me.

      I would be much more interested in the percentage that has already stored such information just in case such an eventuality occurred.

      --
      My sister opened a computer store in Hawaii. She sells C shells by the seashore.
    3. Re:Not reasonable by lena_10326 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the reasons systems continue to work after a lay off (or firing) is that the last person laid off (or fired) would be the first suspect for criminal sabotage. IT people are usually of higher than average IQ... and it doesn't take a trained monkey to figure out you'd be the first to receive a knock at the door by a detective should entire databases or source code trees mysteriously disappear.

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    4. Re:Not reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      in most cases IT has root- and/or physical access to the servers which means your password is merely gonna hold any determined sysadmin back for a few minutes.

      Unless you're using additional measures (certain methods of encryption for example) the "security measures" you desribe arent worth a thing

    5. Re:Not reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the files are additionally stored in an encrypted winzip file (with maximum "military-level" compression), so i think they're pretty safe

    6. Re:Not reasonable by mweather · · Score: 1

      So the sysasmins don't have access to the computer where the key is stored?

    7. Re:Not reasonable by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A company hawking privacy management claims your IT department is filled with thieves and extortionists. Shocking, I tell you, shocking!!!!

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    8. Re:Not reasonable by MiniMike · · Score: 1

      Why bother storing it yourself? When the time comes, just download it from someone who has already stored it...

    9. Re:Not reasonable by diskis · · Score: 4, Funny

      I store my passwords on yellow post-it notes next to the computer. Never seen a sysadmin getting out of the basement, so I assume my passwords are safe.

    10. Re:Not reasonable by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's off topic, but please tell me more about your IT infrastructure. I promise to to do anything bad with it.

      I am constantly amazed at how willing people are to tell you how to attack their own systems, particularly on Slashdot, where simply implying somebody is doing poorly will practically get you full description, network maps, and vulnerability reports.

      Similarly, I was talking to a friend in the Army the other day about IT security, and he told me that he didn't think I could attack his unit's systems, then went into a long discussion about what protections are in place. Out of curiosity, I decided to find out what I could learn. He only clammed up when I started probing for specifics about password policies on a particular device.

      People: please don't tell anybody about your IT configuration. At least not on a public forum like /. Admittedly, a lot of it is easy to find out other ways, but that's no reason to give that information out.

      --
      "The cup is in turn designed for holding hot or cold liquids, and has an open rim and closed base." --US Patent #5425497
    11. Re:Not reasonable by Amouth · · Score: 1

      welcome to the world of digital.. just copy it.. then they don't "mysteriously disappear"

      - not that i would do that - just want to to state the obvious

      --
      '...if only "Jumping to a Conclusion" was an event in the Olympics.'
    12. Re:Not reasonable by D'Sphitz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree, this doesn't seem right. Regardless of any moral or legal implications, I would just simply have no desire to steal business data or passwords or open backdoors for myself. I can't imagine that i'm in the minority, what use would it be?

      I can't believe 88% of those surveys would steal data simply because they were layed off, presumably to turn to a life of crime that would likely pay less than just getting another IT job. We're not talking about janitors stealing trash liners here, IT Admins make a nice chunk of change and what we're talking about here could send them to prison, it just doesn't add up.

    13. Re:Not reasonable by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, it's security through obscurity, and I'm as big a fan of Schneier as anybody, but that is still no reason to give out information.

      It's no secret that with enough knowledge of the system, any system can be hacked. That alone is reason to not make knowledge of the system public information.

      To some extent, security through obscurity is absolutely necessary.

      --
      "The cup is in turn designed for holding hot or cold liquids, and has an open rim and closed base." --US Patent #5425497
    14. Re:Not reasonable by hedwards · · Score: 4, Funny

      And they thought to warn us, how considerate. Perhaps they also have the perfect solution to the problem.

    15. Re:Not reasonable by Thiez · · Score: 1

      Don't be so sure of that, I hear they come out at night.

    16. Re:Not reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I keep mine in Blue post-it notes. Yellow are "to-do" post-its and pink are porn websites I frequent.

    17. Re:Not reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I once got what I assumed to be an attempt at social engineering into our systems.

      Caller (who did not identify himself): "Hi, would you be interested in completing a survey?"

      Me (bored): "Uh, alright."

      Him: "Can you outline for me the steps you take to ensure the security of your IT systems?"

      Me: "Absolutely! First, I do not discuss my security configurations with unknown people. Have a nice day." and then hung up on him.

    18. Re:Not reasonable by brainnolo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Agreed. Security through obscurity is the only thing that makes passwords work for example.

      Infact, when people do not care about security discovering their password would require at most a superficial knowledge of the individual.

      As soon as someone is aware of the risks however, it becomes practically impossible to guess a password from what you know about him because the brain can do pretty contorted reasonings (a password is seldom random especially if you want to remember it instead of writing it down) which is obscure to other people. That's security through obscurity.

    19. Re:Not reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If IT people weren't that vindicative and dishonest, they'd never have made any headway getting their job done in most of the companies I've worked for.

      But yeah, that number sounds screwy. I want to know What was asked, and How it was asked. Sounds like Cyber-Ark managed to phrase it so they were guaranteed a smartass reply.

    20. Re:Not reasonable by torkus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      To some extent, security through obscurity is absolutely necessary.

      Not if your systems are properly secured. Unless you consider obscurity keeping your actual password(s) secret :)

      Seriously though: most systems have some vulnerabilities and explaining the details will occasionally open the door for someone who knows more than you do. Yes, it's good to keep this information private. BUT, when designing a security system you need to work based on the assumption that an attacker knows the entire layout. Knows exactly what hardware, software, version, firmware, etc. you have exactly. Anything less is NOT a properly secured system.

      If a network is properly secured the person/group/department who designed it should not be able to gain unauthorized access

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    21. Re:Not reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, since you ask...

    22. Re:Not reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I think most IT folks would like to believe they're of higher than average IQ.. They wouldn't be working in IT if that were true.

    23. Re:Not reasonable by torkus · · Score: 1

      Or worse, the number of companies who don't change access passwords on generic accounts every time an elevated user leaves the company. This is EXACTLY why many companies (i believe it's a SOX requirement, certainly an audit item) will not make generic accounts. Policy requires every account be tied back to a person so it can be immediately disabled upon their departure.

      Otherwise I could sit outside the building with a can-tenna or similar and download eveything I want while enjoying unemployment.

      --
      You can get rich if you own a politician, but you have to be rich to buy one in the first place.
    24. Re:Not reasonable by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      That's interesting and all.. but the sub-topic was "systems wouldn't ever keep working."

      But to continue with your deviation from that sub-topic, copying data can be fraught with risks also. Let's say you steal email addresses. Well, some organizations seed their email lists with spam trap or test accounts. Send something to one of those and they gotcha.

      So, let's say you grab the data and do a reputation attack. You contact all customers with a libel campaign. They gotcha by your sending host.

      Stealing the source code and using it in a competing business can be risky too. I worked for a company that was the victim of this. The thief was busted within a few months of going live and they were successfully sued. It's kinda hard to take the data & code and start a competing business while managing to stay off their radar. Most companies are quite aware of their competitors. If they can't prove data & code theft, then they'll get you on the non-compete.

      If it's credit card data, well.. abusing those doesn't really sabotage the business... it sabotages the paying customers and the credit companies (innocent bystanders). There's less motive to hurt the customers if you've got an axe to grind with your ex-employer.

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      Camping on quad since 1996.
    25. Re:Not reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To whom it may concern:

      If you are reading this message than it means that I have been laid off by my company. These sick son-of-a-bitches deserve what they get for letting such a good worker go, therefore I am hereby releasing the details of their usernames and passwords in the hope someone with a criminal mind will find a use.

      -Manager-
      Username: bigjim
      Password: I'mtheman!

      -Assistant Manager-
      Username: almostno1
      Password: Mynameissusanontheweekend

      Login page is at www.myshittycompany.com:8080

      Many regards,

      A pissed off ex-employee

      P.S. If I happen to have overslept and forgotten to reset the timer please disregard the above message. Or wait till I'm fired tomorrow.

    26. Re:Not reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Stealing the data vs. doing something with it are different things.

      How many developers copy source code? I've interviewed folks and asked for code samples and had clowns bring in copyrighted source code. Stealing from work is probably more common than anyone wants to admit, of course closing the loop and selling the stolen goods or doing something really damaging is much much more rare; that doesnt' make it right though.

      It's an interesting feedback loop, I've worked for more than a couple CxOs that I thought would be willing to kill someone if they knew they could get away with it and it would profit them, go ahead and steal their passwords, tell their wives about their affairs, those guys don't get on top because they're nice.

    27. Re:Not reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well,

      Since you're asking:

      You can access my network by going to http://192.168.1.1
      The password to get in is "admin". There is no username.

      Once in there you can make any changes you want. Just please remember to e-mail me when you're done.

      Thanks!

    28. Re:Not reasonable by Peeteriz · · Score: 2, Informative

      Seconded. I work in banking, and the primary assumption in fraud prevention is that your procedures have to reasonably control fraud/theft attempts where fully authorised employees are involved - and then 'purely outside' fraud gets covered by that as well.

    29. Re:Not reasonable by mccabem · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Sounds like an unreasonable estimate to me. If people were that vindicative and dishonest then IT (and similar) systems wouldn't ever keep working.

      Why is Parent comment not modded "Funny"?

      A) I don't know if I would have guessed these numbers exactly, but it certainly shouldn't be a totaly surprise to anyone who's worked in IT for any length of time. B) 300 is not even close to a statistically relevant sample size.

      That said, the part that I think is interesting is that this corruption is more intense the higher you go in the corporate ladder. What makes that funny upon interesting is that I think the C-level folks may think they're the only ones who do this - this article might actually be news to them. Now that is funny!

      Layoffs, by the same token, in practice are generally every bit as corrupt, vindictive (in who gets selected to go) and dishonest (they're usually to boost quarterly profits). Businesses still work (relatively speaking anyway) in spite of that as well.

      I'd say this article and the study itself are slanted against workers.

      -Matt

      P.S. This is another POS Computerworld article - Computerworld UK this time. IMHO, anyway.

    30. Re:Not reasonable by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      if your admins have backup tapes and can "magically" restore those files when you delete them, then they have access. It's pretty hard to cut admins out of the loop simply because they are the ones called in to find lost files or reset passwords and rebuild servers. Heck, even in the strongest systems if they have power to reset your password they can be you and open whatever you've got.

    31. Re:Not reasonable by mccabem · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I know you're just being funny, but to put a point on your post - you're still subject to the cleaning staff.

      Any idea what it takes to get hired on as a janitor? Not much I suspect.

      -Matt

    32. Re:Not reasonable by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      No, the address you give out is 127.0.0.1, not 192.168.1.1. Get it right. :-D

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    33. Re:Not reasonable by Mantaar · · Score: 2, Funny

      See, I already know that you're probably using a linksys router.

      Then again, it's /. Probably many of us use a linksys router. Aw, now the others know about my router, too...

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    34. Re:Not reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with Lobster...

    35. Re:Not reasonable by Translation+Error · · Score: 1
      You say that like you think Schneier would disagree:

      Of course "security by obscurity" works. It only works in specialized situations, but it works. I spent a lot of time on this in Beyond Fear.

      Posted by: Bruce Schneier at October 25, 2005 8:23 AM

      It becomes a problem when you rely on it as a relpacement for good practices and coding instead of a supplement.

      --
      When someone says, "Any fool can see ..." they're usually exactly right.
    36. Re:Not reasonable by thetagger · · Score: 1

      Not relying on security through obscurity means that if your practices were exposed, your system would still be safe. That doesn't mean you should post your practices on the Internet.

    37. Re:Not reasonable by kabocox · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am constantly amazed at how willing people are to tell you how to attack their own systems, particularly on Slashdot, where simply implying somebody is doing poorly will practically get you full description, network maps, and vulnerability reports.

      Similarly, I was talking to a friend in the Army the other day about IT security, and he told me that he didn't think I could attack his unit's systems, then went into a long discussion about what protections are in place. Out of curiosity, I decided to find out what I could learn. He only clammed up when I started probing for specifics about password policies on a particular device.

      People: please don't tell anybody about your IT configuration. At least not on a public forum like /. Admittedly, a lot of it is easy to find out other ways, but that's no reason to give that information out.

      I believe the Navy's heard about that for ages. They have a phrase loose lips sink ships that applies very well in that case. Be honest, it's much harder to crack a system completely blind. If I tell you the IP, the exact OS, service patches and what apps that I have running on it, you should be able to easily determine how crackable that system is within minutes. If all you know is that I have a computer on the planet Earth somewhere turned off and not connected to the net, you've got much more problems cracking it.

    38. Re:Not reasonable by Paaskonijn · · Score: 5, Funny

      They mostly come at night... mostly.

    39. Re:Not reasonable by Nicholas+Evans · · Score: 1

      Or access to the machine where the information in the zip file is used?

      Memory ain't encrypted.

    40. Re:Not reasonable by kdemetter · · Score: 1

      Yes , but someone knows the password to that encryption , i'm sure. That person could abuse it.

      It's simple : power always leads to a desire for more power. Not that many people can resist it.

    41. Re:Not reasonable by iron-kurton · · Score: 1

      They wouldn't go just to any prison. They would go to a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison.

      Seriously though, even IF they were to turn to a life of crime, and IF they somehow gained access to the CEO's important files and business data, I suspect they would have a very hard time selling that information for a lot of money before getting caught or killed.

      If I were a CEO of a competing company and I was approached by a character claiming to have secrets from my competitor, my first phone call would be to the FBI. If he went to a different country or a shady business, then I presume he would show up dead and the 'secrets' gone. Who wants to pay for that info when they can get it for free.

      So yeah, I find it hard to believe 88% of IT professionals would seriously subject themselves to a life- (and ass-) endangering criminal career rather than get their resumes ready for the next interview.

      --
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    42. Re:Not reasonable by BigZaphod · · Score: 1

      One place I worked at once had to fire a janitor for using people's office computers late at night to watch porn. If he was smarter, imagine what else he could have done with their unprotected workstations...

    43. Re:Not reasonable by justin12345 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well to be a janitor, you probably need experience cleaning up shit, so at least a MCSE.

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    44. Re:Not reasonable by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1

      Because an AC gives some snippets of info?

    45. Re:Not reasonable by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In real life, including 'banking', there are often holes that are left because of business requirements and policy. These holes include not patching core servers to avoid instability, retaining legacy systems that are no longer supported but for which there is no budget to replace them, or using internal applications that are unencrypted but for which source code no longer exists or for which encrypting them would overload the server.

      I've seen all of these. I don't publish where they occur.

    46. Re:Not reasonable by kdemetter · · Score: 1

      If a network is properly secured the person/group/department who designed it should not be able to gain unauthorized access

      In a sense , no one should really have full acess to everything. It may be convient , but it's dangerous. The problem is that , even though your system might be perfectly secure , human beings aren't. They might give out information wich seems insignificant , but can lead an attacker to just the right information to break into the system.

      And that's the most difficult part to secure. After all , you can't really give your admin a gag order ( well you could , but you can't enforce it )

    47. Re:Not reasonable by JustOK · · Score: 3, Funny

      its not yours anymore

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    48. Re:Not reasonable by afidel · · Score: 1

      Heck, even in the strongest systems if they have power to reset your password they can be you and open whatever you've got.

      Untrue, with two factor authentication you can make it so that the person who can reset your password can't assign your device, so a single person can't impersonate you.

      --
      There are 4 boxes to use in the defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, ammo. Use in that order. Starting now.
    49. Re:Not reasonable by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      This is something that many of my colleagues don't understand. I have access to most of the security systems, but sometimes I need access to, say, a domain controller. I request temporary access, and I am almost always offered much further access (forest admin, for example) on a permanent basis. I always decline, and always for the same reason: I don't need it, so I don't want it. The fewer things I'm capable of unnecessarily breaking, the happier I am.

      --
      You can never go home again... but I guess you can shop there.
    50. Re:Not reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remembering a series of random characters is not difficult. If you can remember five 4-character passwords, you can remember a single 20-character password.

      You just teach your brain to tokenize the random password in parts rather than in single characters. You don't remember (say) "a", "b", "c", "d". You remember "abcd". Now your 20-character password is only five tokens long.

      (In practice, I find it easier to break the characters up unevenly rather than in even sets, since there are certain patterns that might be easier to memorize than others.)

      We do this all the time with telephone numbers. No one memorizes the area code of a 10-digit phone number as three separate digits. They memorize it as a single token. Now a 10-digit phone number is 8 tokens. Possibly less; many people seem to memorize the prefix as a single token, too.

      Strong typists with good physical memory can also memorize random passwords just by typing them in a few times. Rather than memorizing characters, they memorize the keystrokes.

    51. Re:Not reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it's not.

      "Security through obscurity" is when obscurity is your *only* means of protecting yourself. When coupled with other, effective protections, it's simply part of a system.

    52. Re:Not reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      12%

      Can't you read?

      =P

    53. Re:Not reasonable by rtechie · · Score: 1

      I am constantly amazed at how willing people are to tell you how to attack their own systems, particularly on Slashdot, where simply implying somebody is doing poorly will practically get you full description, network maps, and vulnerability reports.

      It's called learning. There is nothing worse in IT than thinking you know everything. The simple reality is that the biggest threat to your IT infrastructure is your own incompetence, regardless of how competent you think you are. Having other people "check your work" is a GOOD thing and it's how IT security is actually improved in practice. Trying to apply a theoretical security model in the real world ALWAYS fails because your model will not account for all variables, even if you had an unlimited amount of time to plan it, which you don't.

      The odds of running into a malicious hacker when looking for technical help are nearly nil. Hackers simply don't work this way. Do you really think there are hackers trolling web forums looking for tidbits of data that they could apply to attack RANDOM targets? Not even script kiddies have this kind of free time.

      Don't hand out your passwords and you'll be fine.

    54. Re:Not reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ditch the Linksys and get a Cisco ASA-5505... they're not much more expensive, and you get a router / firewall with some actual decent capabilities.

      (Posting anon for obvious reasons :)

    55. Re:Not reasonable by kdemetter · · Score: 4, Funny

      Doesn't work , my router is on 192.168.123.254
      However , if you enable remote access on your router , you have a chance of winning a lottery. All you have to do is sign up , and give your external ip as a reference , if your ip wins , you win the great amount of $50M ( fiftymillions US dollars ) . It's from my aunt in Nigeria who died in mysterious plane crash.

    56. Re:Not reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stealing them is one thing. Stealing them AND using them is another. The survey is for the former... you're thinking of the latter.

    57. Re:Not reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      maybe he was smart enough to know that they assumed all he was doing was looking at porn.

    58. Re:Not reasonable by brainnolo · · Score: 1

      Remembering a random 20 chars string (which should contain both upper, lower, digits and possibly symbols) would be impossible for me. It surely is not the same as remembering five 4-chars passwords, because the chance of swapping chars is a lot higher. After all I can remember every symbol in the latin alphabet, digits and punctuation. This does not mean I could remember any permutation of a string containing all of them.

      All this "teach your brain to do X and Y" sounds weird to me. Maybe is just me, but I do not manage to control the inner workings of my brains.

    59. Re:Not reasonable by kdemetter · · Score: 1

      Well , purely hypothetical , if i were to steal such information , i wouldn't use it myself. I'd give it to some competiting company who is able to defend itself , or at least come up with a good spin. I would make sure that company doesn't know who send the information. If that company gets sued , well that's collateral damage. The real damage is already done.

    60. Re:Not reasonable by pxlmusic · · Score: 1

      i had someone calling (i do tech support) trying that crap claiming to be tech asking for some customer info.

      fail.

      --
      "If for any reason you're not satisfied with our service, I hate you."
    61. Re:Not reasonable by Jerry+Smith · · Score: 1

      I agree. Sometimes users want to give me their password to help them fix things. I deny plainly, telling them more passwords will only confuse me. I reset their passwords to mine, do my magic, (clean out the profiles most of the time) then reset them to 'h1there!' with the obligation (yay AD!) to reset it at first login. And then explain why syncing 2 gig of desktop-items over slow-wi-fi causes problems.

      --
      All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.
    62. Re:Not reasonable by baggins2001 · · Score: 1

      I once had a VP demand that I tell him where the backups were. After we created a second set of backups he was happy. Only cost us another $5000 for the extra storage.
      He almost caught on when he noticed the original backup was updating. There was a clitch in communications between the two systems and we hadn't caught it because we were only checking the backup system he didn't know about.
      He went around for a week letting everyone know he had saved us from impending disaster. It wasn't until the end of the quarter where I had to explain the 5K to the CEO that he realized what we had done. He still got kind of pissed at me.
      I told him though that we had cases where whole directories of customer information had completely disappeared and I didn't want that to happen to the backups also and we really didn't have time to maintain more than 2 backups our on site and off site. The current backup they see is just for convenience. If the files there then whoopee. Only I and one other VP know where the real backups and passwords for access are.

      --
      He who said 1,000,000 monkeys on 1,000,000 typewriters would eventually type the great novel, never saw an AOL chat room
    63. Re:Not reasonable by QuantumRiff · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Really, Cause I was helping out a friends business that had a crappy d-link router.. Chose the cisco 508 router over the linksys. It was utter crap. Would randomly drop its wan connection, and take 10 minutes to reconnect. Tech support were idiots, and said it was the cable modem. Linksys router plugged in, setup in 5 minutes, and hasn't rebooted yet (its been 6 months!)

      --

      What are we going to do tonight Brain?
    64. Re:Not reasonable by Em+Ellel · · Score: 1

      we store all our important details in a seperate UNIX user account, whose password we don't divulge to sys-admins, so good luck stealing our documents...

      in most cases IT has root- and/or physical access to the servers which means your password is merely gonna hold any determined sysadmin back for a few minutes.

      Unless you're using additional measures (certain methods of encryption for example) the "security measures" you desribe arent worth a thing

      I think someone missed the joke.

      --
      RelevantElephants: A Somatic WebComic...
    65. Re:Not reasonable by PC+and+Sony+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      yes, most of us use a linksys router... but not with stock firmware.

    66. Re:Not reasonable by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The odds of running into a malicious hacker when looking for technical help are nearly nil. Hackers simply don't work this way.

      It's called Google, and hackers absolutely do work this way. I should know.

      Let me tell you a little story.

      I am a penetration tester by trade. I was tasked to look into a particular company's custom-built project-management app, which I had no prior knowledge of, access to, or even IP addresses for.

      After a bit of googling, I came up with the names and email addresses of a few developers (some of whom no longer worked for the company). Googling those email addies, I found posts on various forums for MsSQL administration, ASP coding, and cisco routers. Within only a few minutes, I knew the hardware that the system was running, the firmware version on the router, the technology in use, and even had some code samples pulled straight from the app.

      I located and compromised that application with no prior knowledge in less than an hour.

      Having other people "check your work" is a GOOD thing and it's how IT security is actually improved in practice

      Yes. Having Project Managers, your programming peers, and a security auditor with an NDA check your work is a good thing. Having some random guy on a forum check your work, and publish the results where they will be archived, index and searchable forever, is an extremely stupid idea.

      --
      "The cup is in turn designed for holding hot or cold liquids, and has an open rim and closed base." --US Patent #5425497
    67. Re:Not reasonable by kipman725 · · Score: 1

      it's not yours anymore either

    68. Re:Not reasonable by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 1

      Not if your systems are properly secured.

      This is precisely my point. It is impossible to completely secure your systems, and it is impossible to know how your systems are going to change in the future.

      New classes of exploits come out all the time, and there is absolutely no way that you can account for them. In addition, everybody here knows how quickly a project can go from well-designed theory to poorly implemented pwnage-bait.

      Lets say you have your theoretical Linux server locked down completely, following all the industry best practices and performing daily log audits. In the real world, this will never happen, but let's pretend...

      Would your server have stood up to the root exploit that came out last February? Maybe, maybe not. Would it have been compromised by the Debian OpenSSL fuckup? How about Kaminsky's DNS exploit? the BGP exploit? Maybe, maybe not. Will it stand up to the thousands of other unpublished exploits that are traded and sold on daily basis? Highly doubtful.

      The only thing you have protecting you is the fact that the people who will do the attacking don't know what valuable data is on that server, nor what configuration it is running. Don't be a dumbass and post that information on public forums.

      --
      "The cup is in turn designed for holding hot or cold liquids, and has an open rim and closed base." --US Patent #5425497
    69. Re:Not reasonable by AnonChef · · Score: 1

      IT people are usually of higher than average IQ...

      And you base this assumption on?

    70. Re:Not reasonable by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 1

      I didn't say he was wrong, and I didn't say it works very well.

      As I said, I am a big fan of Schneier (bordering on fanboy), but many people quote him without understanding a word of what he says.

      If an attacker wants to own your network, don't tell him what software, services and configuration it is running. Make him work for that information, possibly tripping a few alarms in the process.

      --
      "The cup is in turn designed for holding hot or cold liquids, and has an open rim and closed base." --US Patent #5425497
    71. Re:Not reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the last person laid off (or fired) would be the first suspect

      Only if they were stupid enough to do something right after getting fired. Anyone with two braincells to rub together would wait 4-6 months (at least) before the sabotage.

    72. Re:Not reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The mere presence of encrypted files presumes guilt.

    73. Re:Not reasonable by tumnasgt · · Score: 1

      Netgear use 192.168.1.1, as do lots of cheap store brand routers.

    74. Re:Not reasonable by mccabem · · Score: 1

      No offense, but why the assumption that he's "not smarter"?
      The job?
      The porn?
      Just cuz he wasn't acting maliciously?

      All I was saying is the job requirements are not steep. Anyone should be able to get that job. ;-)

      -Matt

    75. Re:Not reasonable by WgT2 · · Score: 1

      Yeah - Shutdown down a server - to go into single user mode or to boot off a USB distro - in order to access those files - WHILE there is a monitoring service on that server AND more than the sys-admins being notified when it goes down. That will get caught (depending on the diligence of the managers being notified).

      Besides, all the data centers worth the data they are protecting have such systems and cameras to boot. It's the smaller companies, without budgets or understandings on how to protect such data, or mismanaged big companies, that fall prey to these kinds of access.

      The above is not to say that physical security isn't the first line of all security, because it is, and that encryption can be a redundancy to that first line, because it can.

    76. Re:Not reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was being sarcastic you narbo.

    77. Re:Not reasonable by Phroggy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've been on the other end of that kind of thing. I had a client, who had an employee they suspected of doing something shady. The employee had already given notice that she would be leaving the company, and was finishing up her two weeks or whatever. Anyway, the boss asked me to set up her e-mail account to forward a copy of all her e-mail to him, so he could essentially spy on her incoming e-mail without her knowing about it.

      I weighed the moral implications briefly, and decided that since this is a company e-mail account intended to be used exclusively for business purposes, and there was a specific issue he wanted to investigate, I didn't have a serious moral objection. Not entirely comfortable, but he's the boss.

      The trick was, their ISP was hosting their e-mail accounts. They didn't have a domain name, just individual mailboxes for a couple of people. So I called them up, explained that I was the company's IT guy, and asked them to set the mailbox in question to forward a copy of everything to the owner's e-mail address. I gave them the address to forward the mail to. They set it up without question.

      --
      $x='S24;r)>63/* h@<5+oZ)32"5cz';$me='phroggy'x$];
      $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
    78. Re:Not reasonable by NM+Kuttiady · · Score: 1

      Just last week I saw an admin asking on a public forum whether his site was safe. And guess what he posted for the public to "examine" An nmap output from his main web server with all the public ips included.

    79. Re:Not reasonable by delt0r · · Score: 1

      What about Voting machines? Or crypto algorithms?

      We need to have some secrets for security like password and shared keys. But if all i need to know is the "IT configuration" to get around the security, there is no security. Determining the configuration is not the hard part of an attack.

      --
      If information wants to be free, why does my internet connection cost so much?
    80. Re:Not reasonable by lukas84 · · Score: 1

      Remember a full sentence, then only type the first and last letter of every word. Replace one letter with a number, and stick something at the end.

      e.G.

      I'd like to buy a new car.

      Idlet0bynwcr!

      Works better in German, as we have more uppercase words.

      It all depends on your learning technique - not everyone works for everyone.

      After about a month, i have the password "in my fingers", i can just type it out without rembering the sentence. Even worse, when i have ot enter it on a mobile device or similar, i have to type it out on a PC just so i can look at what it is.

    81. Re:Not reasonable by JustOK · · Score: 1

      good. cuz after what I did with it, i'm real glad its not mine anymore.

      --
      rewriting history since 2109
    82. Re:Not reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew of a person who had completed their degree subject in computer forensics and were working as a cleaner while they were looking for a job in their chosen field.

    83. Re:Not reasonable by Meneth · · Score: 1

      Sounds like an unreasonable estimate to me. If people were that vindicative and dishonest then IT (and similar) systems wouldn't ever keep working.

      They don't!

    84. Re:Not reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      shocking ya cunt ?more like stocking over yer heid

    85. Re:Not reasonable by will_die · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If you want to see how most military systems are locked down just go to http://iase.disa.mil/stigs/index.html and grab the documents describing the lock down procedure. Or you can just download the scripts and programs that do it for you, grab the DISA gold.

    86. Re:Not reasonable by brainnolo · · Score: 1

      This is actually security through obscurity! You do not chose random password, but they are obscure to anybody except you.

      The argument was that security through obscurity is often seen as a bad thing, while all forms of security requires some sort of secret. Bad security is when it relies on a secret shared by too many people (for example a weak but undocumented algorithm, because its implementation or output is supposed to be between the hands of many people) or worse when the obscurity is trivial, like rot13 (not that anybody would seriously use it nowdays).

    87. Re:Not reasonable by chrwei · · Score: 1

      the ISP will have records of which of their email addresses belong to which business clients, and probably at least know the owner's address for each account so it's reasonable that they knew that the address you asked to forward to was in fact the "owner" of the other address and thus also had no moral objection. now, whether or not they actually bothered to look this up, I don't know. I know that I would have. now would I have also added my own forward so I could see what was so interesting? hm... yeah that's why I run my own mail server, I've worked for ISP's in the past, I know what goes on there.

      --
      - Disclaimer: Information in this post deemed reliable but not guaranteed.
    88. Re:Not reasonable by AnonChef · · Score: 1

      Thanks, that was interesting reading.

    89. Re:Not reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      12%

    90. Re:Not reasonable by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 1

      It's a question of scale.

      There is a difference between open-sourcing a crypto algorithm and publishing your company's network specifications. The first is likely to be analyzed by many professionals in the industry and flaws will be found quickly. The second isn't likely to be analyzed by anybody who isn't trying to hurt you.

      Smart cryptographers don't use a particular algorithm for a non-trivial application until it has gone through years of scrutiny and has had centuries of processor time thrown at it.

      Compared to the complexity of an entire network, crypto algorithms are incredibly simple- just a few mathematical operations. And we still manage to break them all the time.

      --
      "The cup is in turn designed for holding hot or cold liquids, and has an open rim and closed base." --US Patent #5425497
    91. Re:Not reasonable by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      That had occurred to me, but the company in question had recently been bought by the owner of a different company, and it was the new owner who was asking me to do this. I'm pretty sure the ISP wouldn't have been aware of the change of ownership.

      I should also mention that I called the ISP from my cell phone, so the company's phone number would not have shown up on caller ID, and I was not asked for any form of identification.

      --
      $x='S24;r)>63/* h@<5+oZ)32"5cz';$me='phroggy'x$];
      $x=~y+ -xz+\0-Tx+;print$_^chop$me for split'',$x;
    92. Re:Not reasonable by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      That's fascinatingly awful. They should have had a lot of questions, like getting a written request, to do something like that. I've been asked to mirror a user's email to a company president, and made sure to get it in writing. Fortunately or unfortunately, in setting things up, I wound up having to glance at the comany president's email account, with his permission, to verify that it worked correctly, and noticed some other very suspicious traffic of the company president. It's why I made absolutely sure the off-site backups included his privately stored email, which it was supposed to do anyway, and that the backups were protected from casual flushing or re-configuraton.

      I never had to use that directly, but it helped provide me with confidence when I raised concerns to my manager about the legality of some of the president's activities related to it, where he was planning to violate a customer contract without our knowledge. We made sure the violation did not occur, at some cost to our own resources, but I felt it was worth it.

    93. Re:Not reasonable by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      If I have the typical IT department access to your laptop or desktop and its system configuration, I can put in any keystroke logger I'd care to, and access to any desktop files you're likely to use for secure system access. And I've got backup database access, and system log access to record the attempts to log in where you've accidentally typed in your password instead of your username. Physical security keys present a more interesting challenge, but password theft, email theft, and document theft remain likely vulnerabilities.

    94. Re:Not reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hm, systems at my employer break all the time ....

    95. Re:Not reasonable by subsoniq · · Score: 1

      Fundamental OPSEC, you're Army friend really should have known better. Unless Army training budgets have been cut so much that reoccurring OPSEC, COMSEC, INFOSEC, and COMPUSEC training no longer happens.

    96. Re:Not reasonable by subsoniq · · Score: 1

      While I agree that relying solely on security through obscurity is an obvious flawed approach to computer security, in the Military we had an OPSEC concept known as EEFI, Essential Elements of Friendly Information (a horrible acronym, I know). This Army guy *really* should have known better.

      Basically it boils down to even the most basic tidbits of unclassified information can be used by an intelligence agency to piece together classified missions and operations and that you should always be tight lipped about any aspect of your job, no matter how mundane it seemed.

      This is something that the civilian sector really needs to adapt as well, even in so called software security company's the amount of useful information leaking out (almost pouring out) is alarming.

    97. Re:Not reasonable by wkcole · · Score: 1

      I once got what I assumed to be an attempt at social engineering into our systems.

      Caller (who did not identify himself): "Hi, would you be interested in completing a survey?"

      Me (bored): "Uh, alright."

      Him: "Can you outline for me the steps you take to ensure the security of your IT systems?"

      Me: "Absolutely! First, I do not discuss my security configurations with unknown people. Have a nice day." and then hung up on him.

      that's not just funny, it may partly explain the results of this survey. If you ask a serious pro about his active security measures, particularly the ones that are not pure technology and so are not readily detectable, he will not answer. The people who will happily chat with a vendor about IT security practices are bozos. That 88% of bozo admins are unethical is not so hard to believe.

    98. Re:Not reasonable by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Yup. I wonder how much of this percentage is due to how the questions were worded vs. how they're presented in the study abstract/results? IE, they might have asked something like, "After being laid off, did you maintain password access to the employer's systems?" Due to poor security practices, I can only assume this is a "yes" in several locations I've worked. I've never tried the credentials, but I've no reason to doubt at least one system-level account remained open to me.

      And as I naturally memorized many of the passwords I used day-in and day-out, I "took them with me".

      --
      ~/ssh slashdot.org ssh: connect to host slashdot.org port 22: too many beers
    99. Re:Not reasonable by rtechie · · Score: 1

      I am a penetration tester by trade.

      You're not a hacker.

      You have a fixed target. Hackers do not.
      You are being paid to waste time. Hackers are not.
      You (probably) are not lazy. Hackers are lazy.

      REAL hackers fall into three categories:

      1) Paid professional hackers, usually involved in corporate or government espionage. These people have guys with guns backing them up and/or huge budgets. Most commercial outfits can't do a thing to protect against these guys.

      2) Organized crime looking for easy marks. These people do broad scans and give up quickly since they aren't being paid to beat on a system all day.

      3) Stupid kids. The ONLY people that might be willing to waste this kind of time.

      After a bit of googling, I came up with the names and email addresses of a few developers (some of whom no longer worked for the company). Googling those email addies, I found posts on various forums for MsSQL administration, ASP coding, and cisco routers.

      So your saying if he hadn't posted in the webforums you NEVER would have discovered the problem and your penetration testing would have failed? I don't think you're really saying that.

      I located and compromised that application with no prior knowledge in less than an hour.

      What you're saying is that the online postings SPED UP the process, I suspect your would have found the vulnerabilities anyway. But, as I said above, that only applies to YOU. Real hackers usually don't have a fixed target so they won't know what to look for online, and if they DO have a fixed target and they're professionals you're probably fucked anyway.

      Since we're talking about time: How much time do you think was saved by the engineers looking for help with problems online vs. just trying to figure it all out themselves? How much additional time do you think it took to repair the vulnerabilities exposed by your testing? Would you, as a developer, be willing the accept the tradeoff of having your app slightly more secure if you can NEVER ask for help online developing it?

    100. Re:Not reasonable by torkus · · Score: 1

      Amazing how much detailed information people willing give out about how 'secure' they are :)

      --
      You can get rich if you own a politician, but you have to be rich to buy one in the first place.
    101. Re:Not reasonable by torkus · · Score: 1

      If your systems are PROPERLY secured. Emphasis added. 'Locking down' a linux box is not properly securing a server. In a high-risk enviornment you take additional steps to protect the integrity of the server. Firewalls, port filtering, proxy, etc. all add layers of security.

      Are there day 0 root exploits? Yes. Are there day 0 root exploits that will get past a properly configured firewall, NAT, proxy, etc. all at once? That's not nearly so likely.

      Time/cost/usability constraints do often lead to less than optimal security. Those systems, thus, are nor properly secured. Companies use obscurity as a cost cutting method for proper security. Granted it's often easier to use social engineering (or even criminal trespass) to gain illicit access that otherwise appears to be properly approved.

      --
      You can get rich if you own a politician, but you have to be rich to buy one in the first place.
    102. Re:Not reasonable by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 1

      That is an interesting, arbitrary definition of what a hacker does. You have no idea what you are talking about.

      You have a fixed target. Hackers do not.

      Hackers often have fixed targets- or do you not consider Kevin Mitnick or in recent news, Gary McKinnon to be hackers?

      The really good hackers- the ones that you should be scared of, absolutely do attack specific systems. Of course, a random script kiddie probably won't search for forum posts, but if you're a large company, hopefully those aren't the people that you are concerned about.

      You are being paid to waste time. Hackers are not.

      This is neither true nor relevant

      You (probably) are not lazy. Hackers are lazy.

      Put that next to your later quote:

      What you're saying is that the online postings SPED UP the process

      As you yourself stated, "real" hackers are lazy and pressed for time, which means they want to crack the system as quickly as possible... which means that reading the developers' forum posts provides a fantastic tradeoff, as evidenced by my own example.

      Pick up any basic book on security, and the first chapter is usually about footprinting- finding as much information about a target as possible. "Real" hackers read these books. Googling your target is standard procedure for attackers on both sides of the law. I have seen enough vulnerable systems, and done forensics and damage control on compromised systems, to know that the most damaging attacks are the targeted ones.

      This is all disregarding the fact that you have a very narrow and ill-informed view of what a "real" attacker is. Let's talk about that now.

      A large company has a lot of vulnerable surface area. Payment applications, databases full of customer information, backup procedures, development systems, and much more. They also have lots of enemies- bored kids looking to make a name for themselves, corporate spies, people looking for lists of credit card numbers, disgruntled customers, disgruntled employees, friendly and unfriendly government agents. You simply cannot throw all of those into 3 categories, and developing a security plan based on those flawed assumptions is equally stupid.

      There are many ways that your systems can be attacked, and every attacker has a different goal, motivation and resources. Naturally, there will be a wide variety of results and methodologies.

      Since you don't have any idea how you will be attacked, (and given enough time, you probably will get hit by everything), it doesn't make sense to hand out information about your systems.

      What does make sense is to develop a security plan that doesn't address specific threats. This means you need to carefully control the exposure of seemingly benign data.

      Would you, as a developer, be willing the accept the tradeoff of having your app slightly more secure if you can NEVER ask for help online developing it?

      As the developer, maybe- maybe not. That decision isn't usually up to the developer though. Most companies have security policies in place, developed by the management along with security specialists. It is rare that these policies don't have something like "Employees must not use company resources to post publicly accessible messages or posts" and "System users must not reveal any information about company clients, employees, business practices, technology, schedules, or any other information not already publicly available without the express permission from their supervisor."

      These decisions aren't be up to the developer, they are the responsibility of management, whose job it is to understand the value of the resources they are supposed to be managing.

      --
      "The cup is in turn designed for holding hot or cold liquids, and has an open rim and closed base." --US Patent #5425497
    103. Re:Not reasonable by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 1

      Considering that professional attackers generally have a toolbox of exploits that aren't even 0-day yet, it is entirely feasible that they could get past the firewall, NAT, proxy, and even evade the IDS in the process.

      Granted, those exploits aren't exactly a dime a dozen, but any attacker above the level of 'script kiddie' has at least a handful of them.

      Even in your fantasy world of 'fully-patched-everything', you can't protect against that. You can avoid the attack completely by not telling the world how to attack you.

      --
      "The cup is in turn designed for holding hot or cold liquids, and has an open rim and closed base." --US Patent #5425497
    104. Re:Not reasonable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahahahaha Awesome I never even picked up on that it's just like a insurance salesman telling you that everybody is out to hurt you and you should buy life/auto/home etc... insurance

  4. a survey by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yea, and I'm training to be a cage fighter.

    More like 88% of IT Admins like to say they would steal CEO passwords if laid off, but something tells me when the time came to break the law they would let the opportunity slide.

    --
    "I only speak the truth"
    Karma: null(Mostly affected by an unassigned variable)
    1. Re:a survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I could program a virus that would rip that place off bigtime......bigtime

    2. Re:a survey by apathy+maybe · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I would probably keep a record of confidential information too. But I probably wouldn't do anything about it, just keep it safe.

      Keeping a copy of the password and using it to do something that is obviously breaking the law, are two different things.

      --
      I wank in the shower.
    3. Re:a survey by BobMcD · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ...but something tells me when the time came to break the law they would let the opportunity slide.

      And they'd be wise to do so. Anyone who thinks that stealing such things once laid off is a bright idea just does not have a criminal mind.

      Think it through, fellas - what, exactly, do you plan to DO with this data?

      Do you intend on working in your field, ever again?

      How do you feel about seeing the inside of a federal prison??

      Seriously, lay off the power trip. It's just a fucking job. Don't screw up your ENTIRE life just because you have the password...

    4. Re:a survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I could program a virus that would rip that place off bigtime......bigtime

      I believe you have my stapler.

    5. Re:a survey by Deaddy · · Score: 1

      I guess it's such a high percentage because sysadmins know the urge to snoop, even just out of curiosity. Nethertheless I guess you're right, maybe not with 88%, but a big share would not steal data.

    6. Re:a survey by ivanmarsh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Uh... as the admin what need do I have for the CEO's password? I have more access to the network than he does.

      I'd have to agree this whole article sounds like BS to me.

    7. Re:a survey by jav1231 · · Score: 3, Informative

      I dunno. I know a co-worker who was offered some good money for a customer database. He didn't sell it but could have and likely could have gotten away with it.

    8. Re:a survey by digitalhermit · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I dunno..

      I've worked at some companies that were really strange. In one particular place the CTO had some interesting files in his share. Now I'm a not a prude by any means, but this guys share had some weird sh*t. At least my p0rn is wholesome (yeah yeah, one man's wholesome is another man's bestiality... baaaah and moo to you). It's tough not to notice when the guys fileshare took up close to 80G out of the 100G allocated to the entire company (this was the days before 1TB drives were common).

      They guy was also an ass though. When I left I made sure that I held onto the offsite mail spool backup because he wasn't above writing a check and then stopping it at the bank. I still have that backup, btw. Hi Mark.

      In every other place though, I could not care any less about what they kept in their mail spool or fileserver. If their raccoon and chihuahua p0rn and watermelon fetish is clogging up the backups I'll send them an automated email telling them to clean up, but that's it. None of my business.

    9. Re:a survey by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 1

      Anyone who thinks that stealing such things once laid off is a bright idea just does not have a criminal mind.

      You appear to be suggesting that a bright criminal mind would show itself wiser by doing something else that *is* bright.

      And I agree. Drugs, weapons, strippers, and foreign invasions have made me the billionaire that I am today.

      Ok, I admit that I bought a little MSFT in the 80s, too.

      --
      Rich And Stupid is not so bad as Working For Rich And Stupid.
    10. Re:a survey by Ancil · · Score: 2, Funny

      How do you feel about seeing the inside of a federal prison??

      Depends.. Would that be "Conjugal Visit Prison", or "Pound Me In The Ass Prison"?

    11. Re:a survey by mikael · · Score: 4, Interesting

      If you are that good as a IT admin (or any other position, for that matter), if you are that good, they will have already done more damage to the company by firing you, that you could do deliberately back to them.

      Recruiters estimate that simply by firing one person and hiring another, a company will lose around $120,000 in productivity alone; HR and accounting paperwork to fire that person, redundancy payments for several months in advance, along with recruiters fees to find someone new, time taken by existing employees to interview possible candidates, more HR and accounting paperwork to hire the person if there is a match, and time taken by the new employee to get up to speed. Not even considering that other people may be waiting for various tasks to be completed by the person in that position.

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    12. Re:a survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you feel about seeing the inside of
      a:\federal\prison\shower??

      Fixed that for you.

    13. Re:a survey by rhathar · · Score: 0

      Seriously? Previous two parents get +1 Funny but this guy gets -1 Offtopic? Is there really a /.er that didn't get the reference, but didn't touch the first two because they'd already been +modded?

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    14. Re:a survey by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I agree, accidently deleting a huge database is better. go in, yank 1 cable from the back of the server and plug it back in from one of the power vaults to the Raid 50 and the raid will eat it's self over the course of 2-3 days. Without any admins familiar with it, they will not get the pile of raid failure warnings until most of the DV and files are corrupt. Bonus points if it takes 2-3 weeks and all the backups are corrupted as well.

      Impossible to trace or prove anything was intentional, and it screws them good.

      There are at least 80 other ways to cause gradual data corruption that without familiar IT staff on hand will grow out of control by the time someone finds it.

      Screw stealing passwords or data, just start a chain of unfortunate events.

      MY favorite is to make some very restrictive rules in the company firewall and then save it, revert to the old rules right before you're laid off. the date stamp will be from months previous and confuse anyone tromping around in it.

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    15. Re:a survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      feels good to be a gangsta... let yo homies know who done it.

    16. Re:a survey by aero6dof · · Score: 1

      And they'd be wise to do so. Anyone who thinks that stealing such things once laid off is a bright idea just does not have a criminal mind.

      Right on! The correct way to make them feel sorry is to get the company agree up front to pay a ridiculously huge severance package - you know something like 5% of the company's profits for the year... Oh wait, that only works for CEO's.

    17. Re:a survey by khellendros1984 · · Score: 0, Troll

      The first one was a movie reference about the "sysadmin"-type characters getting laid off; completely germane to the topic. The next was the logical response. The take-a-penny thing was just a reiteration of the first post, and frankly, it wasn't that funny.

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    18. Re:a survey by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Good for you that you don't have a criminal mind.

      Snagging the CEO's password isn't about access to the network.
      It's about impersonating the CEO.

      E.g. Go to some underfunded public library far from your home, install the VPN client from the disk you have laying about at home... whoala... You can send,receive,reply to,and delete email as the CEO. Imagine the damage you could do. Likely the best tactic would be to not "invent" anything, but just forwarded well chosen items from his Sent Items folder to the right (aka wrong) people.

      And no I'm not a shady character. It's just good practice to think like the enemy.

      Also, I agree the article seems like BS. Just look at the source.

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    19. Re:a survey by SwordsmanLuke · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Conjugal Visit Prison", or "Pound Me In The Ass Prison"?

      Depending on your perspective... Yes?

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    20. Re:a survey by ilikejam · · Score: 1

      And this is why layoffs are actioned on a friday night. Accounts are locked and badges disabled so the recently deprived of work can't get into the building or access machines.

      Any company laying off root-access people and not utilising the element of surprise deserves what they get.

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    21. Re:a survey by visualight · · Score: 1

      Please read my post above. Surprise layoffs are stupid and ultimately more expensive imo.

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    22. Re:a survey by Hyppy · · Score: 1

      Any company laying off root-access people will have to imprison them in order to stay completely safe. It would far less time for me to drive home than it would take for most companies to change all the passwords, reconfigure remote access, and clear out any backdoors that may be in place.

      Remind me again why IT personnel don't get the "golden handshake" that is customary with CEO-types who can bring down the company on a whim once they're gone?

    23. Re:a survey by nickswitzer · · Score: 1

      I just finished a job where the CIO asked one of the systems people to open up someone's email just so he could see what he was looking at before, instead of just calling and asking them. A little messed up if you ask me. One of the reasons why I left. He also joked about putting key loggers on people's machines for fun (THIS IS THE CIO!)

    24. Re:a survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know why I bother, but wouldn't it be impossible to prove anything is really that guy's stuff this long down the line? I mean, couldn't you just go download a bunch of nasty stuff from some random groups and put it in a directory by that dude's name?

      Personally, I avoid looking at other people's stuff as much as I can. It's the same reason I don't want to learn too much about my favorite band... they always disappoint me.

    25. Re:a survey by OneMadMuppet · · Score: 1

      Cut just one wire in a scsi cable. Hours of entertainment.

    26. Re:a survey by Have+Blue · · Score: 1

      If you have enough experience with getting fired that you can draw up a list of favorites, you may want to re-evaluate your work habits.

    27. Re:a survey by John+Whitley · · Score: 1

      Anyone who thinks that stealing such things once laid off is a bright idea just does not have a criminal mind.

      Actually, such a person DOES have a criminal mind: criminals are that because they make poor risk/reward assessments. This is part of what makes a lot of criminals seem fairly dumb, because poor judgement of risk is what led them to their crime in the first place. The myth/legend of the mastermind criminal falls down here (i.e. becomes unlikely) as brighter individuals tend to find lower risk ways to succeed in life.

    28. Re:a survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because you smelly & pasty nerds have a really shitty golf handicap?

    29. Re:a survey by pxlmusic · · Score: 1

      and i won't flex -- 'til it's time to have sex

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    30. Re:a survey by baggins2001 · · Score: 1

      Really it is. The CEO gave me his password, even after I told everybody that I didn't want to know there passwords. It was so easy I couldn't forget it. And god forbid we force the CEO to change his password. We also tried to tell him that we shouldn't name his computer using his name. But he couldn't remember the name we had given to his computer and had a tech change the name of the computer to his last name. Same for the finance guy.

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    31. Re:a survey by dangitman · · Score: 1

      If you are that good as a IT admin (or any other position, for that matter), if you are that good, they will have already done more damage to the company by firing you, that you could do deliberately back to them.

      But what if you're not that good?

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    32. Re:a survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bright psychopaths become CEOs and politicians

    33. Re:a survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think it through, fellas - what, exactly, do you plan to DO with this data?

      To have my personal collection of http://thedailywtf.com/ ?

    34. Re:a survey by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Perhaps in 88% of cases you have a CEO that will ring up the sysadmin and ask "What is my password?". I know far more passwords than I should for exactly this reason. I set the starting passwords as fairly good ones because there is a large chance that people will not change them unless you show them how and stand right next to them while they do it.

    35. Re:a survey by dbIII · · Score: 1

      But what if you're not that good?

      Then it's even worse. Whoever comes in next has to deal with trying to work out how the computer systems run while trying to work out who is feeding you nothing but lies, who is the practical joker and who is honest. A bad IT admin can be very popular if they were in the habit of giving away company computer equipment to co-workers and hosting mp3 and porn DVD collections on the company webite (at enormous bandwith costs). People will be suprisingly nasty to whoever comes next out of loyalty to their fired co-worker. Everyone else will just see an incompetant for the first few weeks until finally everything starts to improve.

      Losing a good admin will cost you to find another good one - lose a bad one and you'll need expensive consultants for a while.

    36. Re:a survey by ahodgson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because we don't go to their schools, date their daughters, or otherwise count as being human beings in their world.

    37. Re:a survey by mandelbr0t · · Score: 1

      I had the opportunity once to grab a good half million credit card numbers used nationwide, and was working on an application that queried the correct parts of the database to slip one in unnoticed. But I did the math first. I actually have connections where I could unload these numbers wholesale, but I figured I'd get maybe 20 grand for it at most, while looking at a minimum of 5 years of jail time, plus a felony record if I did somehow get caught.

      I suppose given a REAL opportunity to steal information of value with a method of unloading it very quickly, I might yield to tempation. But I'd certainly do the math first, and assume that I'd have to spend some time in jail. I certainly wouldn't say as much in a survey in which I'd given my real name, though ;-)

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    38. Re:a survey by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      I actually have a list of at least 650 ways of sabotage. I am the "fixer" that these companies hire to come in and fix the problems that others create.

      I reevaluated my work habits and discovered my troubleshooting skills can make me a crapload of money on the side. This past year I have made more money in my part time adventure than I do on my regular job.

      My favorite is the amateur attempts at hurting the company. Many of these IT staff are so undereducated and skilled at their job they think that zipping up all the companies documents into a password protected zip file is damaging or will make it impossible for them to recover them. I have tools to crack a password protected zip in 2 hours (most fall in 10 minutes).

      That's a common tactic. So thanks! My work habits make me lots of money.

      P.S. never been fired, only promoted. and I'm a smartass and will lay it all out as well as happily tell a CTO he is stupid to his face.

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    39. Re:a survey by ivanmarsh · · Score: 1

      With a back-door admin password you could download his entire machine, including his e-mail, and poke through it at your lesiure.

      Hell... I could set up a cron job that does it for me every few weeks and leaves no trace that it's done anything.

      A conversation I once had with my CEO:
      Me: I'm the admin, I have the ability to read anyone's files or e-mail.
      CEO: Well, what prevents you from reading my e-mail?
      Me: Ethics.

    40. Re:a survey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everything you say you fine. But, after scrutiny, nobody will believe you impersonated him if you didn't use his password. They'll be hunting for a criminal. The whole point of impersonating somebody is so people can have a 5 minute hunt and an easy witch to burn. They're never going to go after some outside possibility seriously if you hand them any CEO

      I can't imagine being a major CEO without having a damnable outbox.
      It's fun to play criminal. Important too. The system needs to be monitored.

      Realize though, as admin, you're the first geek-witch to burn. Your only defense is that the system makes the user reset their password, so no, you can't pretend to be somebody else on the network. Never let a user give you their password. Their is no instance where that should ever take place. Remember, the guy with the magic Tech-Power (you) always seems suspicious.

    41. Re:a survey by ivanmarsh · · Score: 1

      Google: how-to forge e-mail headers.

  5. why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    people need more integrity.

  6. you know what they say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...with great power comes great responsibility.

    1. Re:you know what they say... by DamienNightbane · · Score: 1

      ...to abuse that power.

  7. In other news... by steveo777 · · Score: 4, Funny

    12% of all admins were laid off today in order to clear up resources for paying ransom on old passwords...

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  8. New Poll by Mishra100 · · Score: 4, Funny

    88% of IT Admins Would Steal Anything to get Laid

    1. Re:New Poll by BillGannon · · Score: 1

      88% of IT Admins Would Steal Anything to get Laid

      But that's exactly what the link to the original story is! http://www.itworld.com/security/54579/survey-it-staff-would-steal-secrets-if-laid

    2. Re:New Poll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy crap! Mod Parent Up!

  9. The solution: by Alexpkeaton1010 · · Score: 1

    Don't lay off the IT guys.

    1. Re:The solution: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      ... yea just shoot them instead :P

    2. Re:The solution: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup:
      Sounds like job security to me.
      Ever heard of the BOFH? He has taught EVERY Admin across the globe the right skillz to not get laid off.
      the HR dude is gonna tell on you, lock him in the server room and hit the Ansul button. Boss gonna can you, threaten you'll "Anonymously email his wife all of those 'dirty emails' he's been sending his secretary".

      Most people dont get it. Just because they have pocket protectors, and allergies, doesn't mean they don't have it figured out. Christ, they know 10 different computer languages, all the ISO standards related to computers since 1983, and all of the ISBN numbers of the O'rielly computers books! And Yes, all the filthy, sinful emails that YOU send to Ironogirl3214, and there only a bash script away from making your life a living hell!

    3. Re:The solution: by SnEptUne · · Score: 1

      Only lay off the IT ladies?

  10. And Cyber Ark are selling? by Colin+Smith · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Let me guess...

     

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    1. Re:And Cyber Ark are selling? by dropadrop · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My thoughts exactly...

    2. Re:And Cyber Ark are selling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is obviously marketing at work. In general front line IT staff are treated like total crap by management from the top down. There are probably some that would consider retaliating after being used, abused, then kicked to the curb once management has found a less expensive short term alternative.

      Sometimes I think we really need a medieval style guild (NOT a union) that punishes companies that habitually abuse IT workers. But alas, greed and the lowest common denominator make that basically impossible.

    3. Re:And Cyber Ark are selling? by nine-times · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In related news, IT admins have done a survey of security firms and have found that 95% of them will provide you with useless and even harmful advice and services if it will make them any money.

    4. Re:And Cyber Ark are selling? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      Sometimes I think we really need a medieval style guild (NOT a union) that punishes companies that habitually abuse IT workers.

      Oooh! Can I be one of the people pouring boiling oil on the CEOs? Pleeeeaaasssse?!

    5. Re:And Cyber Ark are selling? by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Sometimes I think we really need a medieval style guild (NOT a union) that punishes companies that habitually abuse IT workers.

      Do you think we could have a cool outfit ? With a pointy hat ?

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  11. This is silly. by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 1

    Better go the pre-emptive way: make offside backups before the shit hits the fan.

    1. Re:This is silly. by spun · · Score: 4, Funny

      Better go the pre-emptive way: make offside backups before the shit hits the fan.

      Bad idea. You'd get a 5 yard penalty on the play.

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    2. Re:This is silly. by gollito · · Score: 1

      Informative? Really?

    3. Re:This is silly. by Hyppy · · Score: 1

      Offsides is offsides. He was very informative about the penalty.

  12. Stunning results. by saintlupus · · Score: 1

    So, 88% of IT administrators are antisocial clowns?

    Well, you could knock me over with a feather. I'm shocked.

    (Honestly, I think that number is ridiculously high and inaccurate. But I work for a college, so maybe I'm just underestimating the evil of corporate IT.)

    --saint

    1. Re:Stunning results. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, you are.

    2. Re:Stunning results. by blantonl · · Score: 1

      (Honestly, I think that number is ridiculously high and inaccurate. But I work for a college, so maybe I'm just underestimating the evil of corporate IT.)

      Exactly.

      When is the last time a university laid off people?

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    3. Re:Stunning results. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  13. Figures Seem Inflated by dthrall · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm actually surprised at this claim. It would be nice if they posted some additional info, like their sample size, etc. Sorry, I just seriously can't believe that 9 out of 10 people would maliciously act in this manner. Snooping over the network out of curiosity, I'll buy that one.

    1. Re:Figures Seem Inflated by dthrall · · Score: 1

      Identity management firm Cyber-Ark conducted the survey of 300 IT professionals in its annual review 'Trust, Security & Passwords'.

    2. Re:Figures Seem Inflated by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

      Snooping over the network out of curiosity, I'll buy that one.

      Snooping over the network is part of an admin's job.

       

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    3. Re:Figures Seem Inflated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously,

      I call bullshit.

      None of my admin teams were part of the survey.

      Only goes to prove that statistics can prove ANYTHING when the sample is salted.

      It's FUD.

    4. Re:Figures Seem Inflated by NonSequor · · Score: 1

      Here's my guess:

      They probably asked a series of questions (Would you steal passwords if you were laid off? Would you if you felt you were treated unfairly? Would you if you had knowledge of unlawful activity by the company? etc.) and the 88% number is the percentage that answered yes to any of the questions.

      Tactics like that are commonly used by political campaigns to coax favorable statistics out of polling results.

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  14. But... by lucky130 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How many of them are just saying that to sound cool?

    1. Re:But... by s_p_oneil · · Score: 1

      Damn, you beat me too it. I'm surprised you got modded funny. It's probably true to some extent.

    2. Re:But... by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      How many of them are just saying that to sound cool?

      But the problem is, it isn't cool. No reputable business would take advantage of that information by hiring such a person, and many would call in the authorities if they became aware of it.

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  15. Inaccurate? by ilovegeorgebush · · Score: 1

    I hate these sensationalist statistics. How many people did they ask? What's the report's definition of 'admin'? etc etc

    95% of statistics are made up on the spot.

    1. Re:Inaccurate? by yerktoader · · Score: 1

      The article says 300 interviewed, as for who they actually interviewed and how they ask the questions, who knows?

    2. Re:Inaccurate? by ilovegeorgebush · · Score: 1

      That's still a shocking survey. 300 people? That's entirely non-representative.

    3. Re:Inaccurate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      most likely the poll was taken online and anyone could post anything they wanted to.... so I doubt highly it was a very serious

    4. Re:Inaccurate? by D'Sphitz · · Score: 4, Funny

      as for who they actually ... who knows?

      300 felons recently paroled for computer and technology related crimes.

    5. Re:Inaccurate? by phageman · · Score: 1

      Without knowing the sampling procedures, you can't draw any conclusions about whether this is or is not a non-representative sample. Now, I agree, absent such info, a prudent person should be highly skeptical about the validity of any conclusions drawn from a sample which might be biased.

    6. Re:Inaccurate? by wkcole · · Score: 1

      as for who they actually ... who knows?

      300 felons recently paroled for computer and technology related crimes.

      300 IT professionals who:

      1. Are willing to answer a survey about their employers' and their own personal security practices
      2. Are working in companies where the level of management/IT hostility and distrust is such that someone has been talking to Cyber-Ark about ways to protect company secrets from disgruntled IT staff.

      Seems to me like a recipe for a sample weighted towards pissed-off incompetents.

  16. Strong morals? by FliesLikeABrick · · Score: 5, Funny

    What ever happened to sysadmins being known for having strong/good morals and ethics?

    1. Re:Strong morals? by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

      The PHB has beaten it out of them.

    2. Re:Strong morals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BOFH happened.

    3. Re:Strong morals? by Poohsticks · · Score: 1
      Not sure why the mods see fit to mark this as funny. I take that as a serious question.

      I'm also glad to say that I AM a Sysadmin and I've NEVER stolen passwords or data. And I DO have strong morals and ethics. 88% ????

      I call bullshit.

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    4. Re:Strong morals? by sorak · · Score: 1

      What ever happened to sysadmins being known for having strong/good morals and ethics?

      Hey, did you hear about that kid who hacked something...I think it was a hospital or something. He made all the pacemakers play a bad midi of "stayin alive" constantly, at full volume...Three people died, but the hospital was impressed and offered him 175,000 a year to work from home as their head computer guy...I know it happened because I have heard about it from several corroborating sources.

    5. Re:Strong morals? by voodoosoup · · Score: 1

      What ever happened to sysadmins being known for having strong/good morals and ethics?

      their jobs got off-shored to india

    6. Re:Strong morals? by pla · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What ever happened to sysadmins being known for having strong/good morals and ethics?

      And they do - Those morals and ethics just don't overlap 100% with "corporate policy" (or for that matter, "the law").

      And I don't mean that as a joke... IT pros have a rather unusual role in the history of humanity, in that without trying, we become aware of far more details of peoples lives than they realize. Even priests in the confessional don't have the insight we do - People can lie to their priest. They can't lie about logfiles.

      People, as a whole, count as (by their own standards) hypocritical perverted criminals. They all (and I mean that deliberately as an unqualified universal quantifier) do things they would themselves describe as disgusting and/or reprehensible if asked in a neutral context. They all steal, they all lie, they all cheat, they all put #1 ahead of everything else unless pretending to do otherwise will result in a self-preferable outcome.. And you expect those of us who know (rather than merely suspect) this to have a traditional world-view when it comes to right and wrong?

      I think the survey should have asked a slightly different question, to make it more meaningful... "Do you already have memorized enough info about the company to bring it to its knees if you decide they've really screwed you over"? And I'll bet you'd get a similarly high percentage answering "yes".

    7. Re:Strong morals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would lay all those admins off. What kind of admin has passwords in plain text so it can be stolen?

    8. Re:Strong morals? by Le+Marteau · · Score: 4, Informative

      Scoundrels always think everyone else is a scoundrel, too.

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    9. Re:Strong morals? by mollymoo · · Score: 1

      Wanna buy a bridge?

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    10. Re:Strong morals? by Ux64 · · Score: 1

      When I were young I had excellent morale, ethics and I believe that people would to the right thing. After watching corrupted and totally selfish corporate bosses for years. I really think that I should not have any morale at all. I also though that Dilbert is funny cartoon. But it's just the reality.

      It's just life.

  17. Survey is Pants by Fox_1 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    nothing to see here:

    "According to identity management firm Cyber-Ark's annual 'Trust, Security & Passwords'"

    Making the IT folk out to be bogeymen is great business for security pros. I'm sure there are some idiots out there, but most IT people are normal honest people like anybody in any other profession. I don't buy that we are so far off the curve, 81% is bullcrap and makes me question everything about that company and it's motivations and methods for the survey.

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    1. Re:Survey is Pants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "but most IT people are normal honest people like anybody in any other profession."

      Which is why I don't trust'em.

    2. Re:Survey is Pants by bjdevil66 · · Score: 1

      I think I get the gist of the phrase, but I want to be sure... What exactly does the phrase, "Survey is Pants" (or " is pants") mean?

    3. Re:Survey is Pants by D'Sphitz · · Score: 1

      I think it's like saying the "survey is bollocks", if that helps. Freakin limeys...

    4. Re:Survey is Pants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DITTO THAT!

    5. Re:Survey is Pants by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

      "Lloyds is pants" was a customers password at Lloyds bank. Lloyds changed it against his will. There was a story about it on slashdot a few days ago.

      Expect to see everything being pants for a while. Maybe forever, this is slashdot.

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    6. Re:Survey is Pants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It comes from the recent slashdot story on Lloyds of London and the caller whose voice password was "lloyds is pants" and had it changed. Pants being the british slang for underwear...

    7. Re:Survey is Pants by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Imagine a Beowulf cluster of Natalie Portmans pouring hot grits down your pants, in Soviet Russia!

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    8. Re:Survey is Pants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No it's not!

  18. Nothing to see here by Arc+the+Daft · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A firm selling data security products claims that people with access to sensitive information can't be trusted. News at 10.

    1. Re:Nothing to see here by Monsuco · · Score: 1

      People on site who's catch phrase is "news for nerds" deny nerds are dishonest, news at 11.

  19. Post here if you're a minority as well by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 4, Informative

    I haven't, I wouldn't. At best you encounter some of those things during ordinary work or even unproductive boredom.. but I totally see no value in having such details of a place you no longer work.

    (Of course here in Europe there's a due notice so you have plenty of paid time to find a new job, but still..)

    Maybe I'm just daft or weak?

    1. Re:Post here if you're a minority as well by sam_paris · · Score: 1

      Same here, this study is clearly bullshit. I do quite a bit of DBA'ing for my company and have access to all the various DB's including customers and staff, blackberry etc and to be honest, i've never snooped or been inclined too, I find it all very boring. In addition, it's never smart to burn bridges, if I did leave the company why risk a good reference or criminal charges?

      If i'm using the DBs i'm either making some necessary modifications or doing some sort of profiling/tracing. If i'm not using the DBs i'm doing something more fun, like reading Slashdot.

    2. Re:Post here if you're a minority as well by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      No fucking kidding. Look at the guy in San Francisco? Think anyone will ever let him get access to a computer more complex than one that has "BIg Mac" "Large Fries" "Diet Coke" on it?

      Maybe we should find out how many people employed at security firms snoop on their customers' networks, keep lists of passwords and would potentially hold networks hostage if they're contract was suddenly torn up.

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    3. Re:Post here if you're a minority as well by jimicus · · Score: 1

      I agree.

      More to the point, I note that they focus on something which a lot of people people think is available to IT admins (the passwords) but no competent admin will ever ask for, store in unencrypted form or allow to cross the network unencrypted.

      Perhaps they only asked at companies which have already had to hire them owing to obvious security issues?

    4. Re:Post here if you're a minority as well by Hyppy · · Score: 1

      (Of course here in Europe there's a due notice so you have plenty of paid time to find a new job, but still..)

      Well, here in the U.S., there is no such thing. Most states have an "at will" law, which basically means you can be fired at any time, for any or no reason, and with no severance pay. Due to the complete lack of laws regulating vacation (many positions offer ZERO time off), you can't even count on being paid out for unused vacation.

      When the paychecks stop at a moment's notice, and the economy is sluggish enough that it takes a few months to find another job that makes a living wage, tempers flare.

    5. Re:Post here if you're a minority as well by Hyppy · · Score: 1

      Terry Childs has a CCIE. I doubt that he will have to look hard to find another job, even with what happened.

    6. Re:Post here if you're a minority as well by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Maybe he could become a professor at MIT, like Robert T. Morris? Of course, his father was the head of the NSA at the time Robert released the "Morris Worm". That's always helpful on a resume. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Tappan_Morris,_Jr. for reference.)

    7. Re:Post here if you're a minority as well by k2r · · Score: 1

      > I haven't, I wouldn't.

      Same here, and I'm absolutely positive that none of my colleagues or any of the people I taught "would".

      However, I'm in Europe, too, and have 6 months of notice...

    8. Re:Post here if you're a minority as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't, I wouldn't. I'm not a sysadmin, but I could do a lot of damage with what I know... and I work for a bank.

      But no, I never would - even if they screwed me over. There is such a thing as ethics and this security company selling their crap clearly needs a lesson.

    9. Re:Post here if you're a minority as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if your company (say a big multi-national) were to make you redundant with zero notice? Sure it's blatantly illegal and sure you can hire a solicitor to act on your behalf in a tribunal on a no-win-no-fee basis for 50% of your winnings but that doesn't stop the fact that this is a long-winded procedure (over 6 months in the uk) and in that time you've lost your home, your spouse and you're working 12 hours a day stacking shelves for minimum wage just to pay for the shithole bedsit you've been forced to move into

      Morals are one thing, but being able to feed yourself is quite another

      If I were ever in the same situation again I'd have no qualms about holding the company to ransom. Eating tesco value spaghetti in tomato sauce 7 days a week is too much to cope with for the 2 years it took me to get back into IT

    10. Re:Post here if you're a minority as well by Glendale2x · · Score: 1

      Sometimes the company does this to itself. A place I recently was doing work for decide to stop paying me. They got pissy when I asked if they were going to pay and said my services were no longer needed. (They later told me they didn't think they had to pay me on time because I was an ex-employee turned contractor.) What they didn't know is that I never finished some of the stuff I was doing, and nobody but me has access to it since it was cut off in mid-stride. I certainly won't help them transition to anything; it's their problem now.

      Well, maybe I would help. For a metric asston of money upfront in something they can't put a stop payment on like gold bars. I guess one could interpret that as holding them hostage, but i really, really hate them now, so it would have to be a lot of money to make it worth it to me.

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    11. Re:Post here if you're a minority as well by omglolbah · · Score: 1

      It is tempting as hell but I didnt do it.

      Hell, I've seen enough 'fun' stuff end up in lost and found dirs on the server... stuff I really should -not- have seen. Like a performance review of myself where my performance was being thrashed in a period of time where I worked 80 hour weeks...
      (the legal limit in norway is 42 a week, over that and the boss is breaking the law :-p)

      So no, some things are best left alone...

    12. Re:Post here if you're a minority as well by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I haven't, and won't - consciously. I'm pretty new into my career, but the number of "important" passwords I've memorized simply through accident or frequent use is staggering. I've forgotten more than I can remember, and even that's a fairly high number.

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    13. Re:Post here if you're a minority as well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well,
                1) The European-style due notice would make a BIG difference in this. Most companies in the US at least give 2 weeks notice, but SOME businnesses, you show up to work, your cubicle stuff's in a box, someone says "You're fired, get out" and you're either handed your box, or let in to get it yourself (under escort).

                2) I wouldn't do it either. There's a post where someone said my competence is the best revenge, and it's true. I don't have to sabotage things, I've done a great job everywhere I've worked, and in several cases just finding a replacement threw a wrench in things for them.

  20. I'll go you one better.. by Jaysyn · · Score: 3, Funny

    .. I have a 120dpi scanned transparent GIF of the CEO's signature.

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    1. Re:I'll go you one better.. by c0d3r · · Score: 1

      I've got hundreds of signed timesheets signed by the CEO.

    2. Re:I'll go you one better.. by Andrew+Hunter · · Score: 1

      Blah Mostly useless unless he used his nice rubber stamp. Now on my last job i had to evaluate a terminated graphics designer's computer to see what he was really doing while on the clock. One of the files i found contained: the CFO's signature file, the templates used for company checks, and the companies that make the rubber stamps and prints our checks. Seriously who cares about passwords when the most important info can be found in tons of random places.

    3. Re:I'll go you one better.. by retchdog · · Score: 1

      Who cares about a little bit of fraud, when your graphics designer is simulating at least two corporations in silicon!

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    4. Re:I'll go you one better.. by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      I have a 120dpi scanned transparent GIF of the CEO's signature.

      And what would you really do with such a low-res scan? 120dpi is definitely not good enough to print it out again as a "fake" signature. I suppose you could use it to learn his style of handwriting, but you could've done that with a physical piece of paper with his signature. I don't really see how that relates to the subject of admins at all...

      I'm NOT an admin, and I have 600dpi scans of MANY people's signatures - not because I am trying to steal them, but because I archive all of my paper correspondence in an electronic filing system before destroying the original.

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  21. I stole all the passwords by hoofinasia · · Score: 1

    Yeah I "Stole" all the admin / management passwords when I quit my last IT job, by virtue of a thing called long-term memory. this "memory" is usually accounted for by the remaining IT pros, and the passwords are often changed anyway. Big deal. My last instruction was to change all the passwords, as was the last instruction of my predecessor. Lay-offs have even more notice than quits, so 88% might steal, but if they can use it for anything, then more layoffs should promptly follow.

    1. Re:I stole all the passwords by T3Tech · · Score: 1

      Just like I "stole" all those files and databases when I quit, because they happened to exist on all those server backup tapes that I took home when the backup tape medium used in servers changed. So rather than see perfectly good tapes that were suitable for my home backups thrown into a dumpster (where they could have been stolen), I reused them for my own backup system.

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  22. It's an ethics issue, not a technological one... by Vexler · · Score: 1

    Just because we are talking about technology workers does not imply that they are a more virtuous bunch. Unethical behavior has existed as long as man, and if anything a scumbag is helped immensely by the power of technology to do immense damage.

  23. In other words by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

    88% of IT Admins are unethical dirtbags.

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  24. Let me guess by Kjella · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ....you take a survey saying something like "Have you in your work had access to..." or "Have you known company information after leaving..." which you often have then tweak it into "IT admins spy on you and will steal your IP" in order to make FUD and sell your product? I think I know enough people in the IT business to tell that these numbers are horribly off.

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  25. The other 22%... by AioKits · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It could be just me, but I honestly don't care enough about what other employees or coworkers are doing to bother sneaking about their crap. If it's anything like their desktops, I'm probably going to see hundreds of cute kitten photos, pictures of family and a bunch of music hidden under folders named things like, "NotMP3s".

    When I was an admin (short stint so I could pay bills, 3 years) I usually didn't give a rat's ass about what the users stored on their system unless it showed up in my virus scan reports or I was told to investigate someone due to "suspicious behavior". (BTW folks, before you get off on the 'evil spying on users' tangent for me, it was only twice and it was two girls working in tandem selling info to another company on how much certain people were paid.) I never could understand the whole "I have the power!" attitude some people showed when it came to passwords or how they'd screw the company if they were laid off. If I felt I was unfairly fired or downsize or funsized, whatever, that's what my lawyer is for (he works for cheap cause I fix his laptop, heh). Why complicate issues by fudging with the network access?

    Maybe I'm just too young to understand yet. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to play with my army men, we're planning an attack on the tan army on the coffee table and I gotta move equipment for em.

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    1. Re:The other 22%... by AioKits · · Score: 1

      The other 12%, damned carpal tunnel... Must proofread more often. *sighs and puts on giant bullseye* Hit me where it counts boys, in the math skills.

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    2. Re:The other 22%... by CFTM · · Score: 4, Insightful

      As a system admin who has access to ten years of email at an institutional finance firm, I can tell you that I have absolutely no desire to go through these records; sure there would be juicy tidbits about office relationships, hot stocks, whose getting what promotion etc but your integrity is way too valuable for any such tomfoolery. Moreover, my experience is that my coworkers have pretty much all been of like-mind. There's just no upside to doing any of the things listed in this article; it most certainly will not get your job back nor will it help you get another job and as has been said before it will get you put in jail.

      And, as was said earlier, it's so shocking to find a company that does security consulting say that the weakest link in your security chain is your people, I mean who would of thunk it? Oh wait, Michael Milken did way back in the 80's and I'm sure someone else did it before him...

    3. Re:The other 22%... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      man. you are really giving 110% today.

    4. Re:The other 22%... by CFTM · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was more thinking Kevin Mitnick not Michael Milken...

    5. Re:The other 22%... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The other -10% more than cancel out the 22% who aren't power tripping.

    6. Re:The other 22%... by denalione · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Amen to this. People seem to get all wide-eyed over getting root access and such. Personally, I don't want any more access than is necessary to do my job so I can earn my paycheck and go home. You want to take away some access from me. Fine. Here is how I can do my job with these limits. You decide.

      Once when I was brand new in the IT field I found the salary information for the company I was working for. Well, my curiosity got the best of me. It was quite anti-climactic and was probably the event that I need to realize that I really don't care about most of what is out there. 15 years later I'm the IT director of a company with root access to every router, database and server. I didn't care what anyone made. I had years to look at any information in the payroll system or anywhere else and didn't care. On the day that I left (not on the best terms) the guy who took my place called me at home and asked me to fix something on one of the routers that evening. I did using the same password I'd used the day before. I never tried again to see if worked or had been changed. It's been years. I still know it, it may still work and I still don't care.

      On a few occasions I was asked by those with authority to do so to examine a some systems to see if there was any evidence of criminal activity. During that time I saw stuff that the system's users might not want me to know and uncovered some unethical (but not illegal) activity. I told those in authority only the information they had asked me for, left the rest of it alone and didn't tell anyone else about it. Again, I don't care. Want me to design your database or set up your server room? OK. Want me to get involved in high school office politics and get me on you office "team?" Stop wasting my time and go hump someone else's leg.

      I just want to do job I'm assigned and go home.

    7. Re:The other 22%... by hoofinasia · · Score: 1

      Its going to get old quick, and funny slowly, so I'll just do this once: 12%?

    8. Re:The other 22%... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      by 22% you mean 12%... unless your not honest.

    9. Re:The other 22%... by iknowcss · · Score: 1

      Apparently, the other 22% don't know percentages very well ...

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    10. Re:The other 22%... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      100% - 88% = 22%???

      Maybe you are too young because even my 4 year old can do that.

    11. Re:The other 22%... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you belong to the 110% population?

    12. Re:The other 22%... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      88% + 22% = 110% awesome.

      Personally I am among the sysadmins who fall into this additional 10%, if you give us cause to mistrust you, we will just leave.

      Your corporate IT infrastructure is likely to later implode without any intervention on our part.

    13. Re:The other 22%... by jrumney · · Score: 1

      Moreover, my experience is that my coworkers have pretty much all been of like-mind.

      Financial Institutions are more careful about who they hire, usually doing background checks or requiring government security clearance before hiring anyone who will have an opportunity to obtain personal or financial data on others.

    14. Re:The other 22%... by CFTM · · Score: 1

      Excellent point sir.

    15. Re:The other 22%... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would never snoop around like that. Er, wait, where did all these mp3s come from?

    16. Re:The other 22%... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Maybe I'm just too young to understand yet.

      Or maybe too young to realise 88+22 doesn't add up to 100%.

    17. Re:The other 22%... by zaffir · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I have more important things going on at work, and in my life. I don't have time to care about how much other people are making or who's telling who about whose office romance. The power bestowed upon me as an admin is not the most exciting, fulfilling part of my existence.

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  26. I think the operative word is 'suddenly'... by LibertineR · · Score: 2, Interesting
    ...which almost never happens.

    Typically, (at least in companies with some sense) the decision to remove an IT worker is made in advance, with steps taken to drastically reduce that individual's ability to do damage.

    Rarely, is an IT worker told about their demise until steps are in place to have someone watch that person pack their belongings, upon which they are escorted to the door. They would be lucky to steal their favorite coffee mug is such cases.

    Stupid is the company that gives notice to someone with keys to the kingdom, except in cases where the person is needed to stick around to train their own replacement.

    But then, anyone who would agree to do that without MASSIVE compensation, is a pussy.

    That said, I do know a guy who kept a series of special GPOs at the ready when he figured he was on his way out of HP back in the day...

    1. Re:I think the operative word is 'suddenly'... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Typically, (at least in companies with some sense) the decision to remove an IT worker is made in advance, with steps taken to drastically reduce that individual's ability to do damage.

      This is why we build those little backdoors into the system, and go the public library to wreak havoc.

      Don't forget to run an automatic browser simulation on your home computer and leave your cell phone at home though!

      Just kidding, of course.

    2. Re:I think the operative word is 'suddenly'... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think about it from the sysadmin's side.

      If you suspect you're about to be laid off without notice or severance (illegal in the UK, but it happens often), do you get ready to spend a few years stacking shelves waiting for the tribunal, or do you take information that will aid you in "negotiations" for that all-important pre-tribunal settlement

      I'll take the blackma^Wmotivated settlement option and sleep safe knowing I've got food to eat tomorrow

    3. Re:I think the operative word is 'suddenly'... by omglolbah · · Score: 1

      In much of Europe you cant throw someone out the door in that fashion unless you can document serious charges of misconduct etc.

      You are required to give notice. In some cases 3 months, in others maybe as much as 6 months.

      It is rarely black and white when it comes to firing someone so you cant always fault the company ;)

  27. So it is not just me? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cool, glad I am not alone. I don't feel so bad about reading the hot receptionists email.

  28. In completely unrelated news.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A new study shows 88% of all IT workers are employed by hosting companies running adult websites.

  29. In other news... by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

    80% of people talk big about all kinds of hypothetical situations and then turn tail when push comes to shove.

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  30. HOw do they do that? by KasperMeerts · · Score: 1

    I thought all passwords were hashed now instead of just stored as plain-text. If those IT admins store passwords like that, they deserve to be laid off.

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    1. Re:HOw do they do that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keylogger

  31. Layoffs vs. Firings by saterdaies · · Score: 1

    Seriously? You'd steal passwords just because you were laid off?

    Remember that layoffs aren't the same as being fired. If you're laid off, you're likely to get a good recommendation from your boss for new jobs you apply for. Why would you want to burn that bridge?

    Now, if you were fired because your boss was incompetent and used you as a scapegoat I could sympathize, not condone, but sympathize.

    1. Re:Layoffs vs. Firings by MattBurke · · Score: 2, Informative

      What if a company decides to make you "redundant" with zero warning (illegal in the uk) and zero severance package (also illegal in the uk)

      You're being fired on the spot without being paid for the last few weeks work, but they call it a layoff, so you're fine, right? You'll get your severance in 6-12 months through a tribunal. Well, half of it after the no-win-no-fee solicitor's had his share...

      Your potential employer wants a reference. Do they get it? Do they hell. Legal recourse? None. You want to pay your rent but even working 24/7 at minimum wage doesn't cover it, but that's ok because you were "laid off" not sacked. Sure the landlord will agree... And of course the local convenience store will give you credit on food so you can feed your self because you were "laid off"... yeahright

      At the end of the day taking information is essential to a sysadmins survival outside the workplace. Sysadmins get special treatment because there's the perceived threat that once sacked we can and will do whatever we like, so getting rid of us is a quick process, usually involving the cutting of all ties such as the company's contractual obligations in regards to pay, even pay that we've already worked for

      Having a little ammunition to "motivate" them in pre-tribunal discussions is essential

      Of course, if companies behaved responsibly like my last redundancy, there'd be no need for any of this childishness, and you'd be laid off with the understanding that yes, you know all the root passwords but you promise not to use them. An industry-standard severance package, clear reference procedure and an honest handshake means I'll uphold my end of that bargain with no problem, but god help any company that ever tries to fuck me over again...

      Sysadmins generally don't go looking for ways to fuck companies, they just know how to protect themselves, and not forgetting passwords is one way to achieve that

    2. Re:Layoffs vs. Firings by jimicus · · Score: 1

      There is a world of difference between printing off and taking home copies of email which you think may be useful in the future and keeping backdoors on systems so you can hack them later.

      One of them is a sensible precaution. The other is a criminal offence under the Computer Misuse Act.

  32. This just in! by Usefull+Idiot · · Score: 1

    100% of douchebag security companies will manipulate data to sell you something!

  33. And BY THE WAY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We offer a solution to this for the mere price of ...

  34. Ethics FTW by Pat+Attack · · Score: 1

    I know I wouldn't steal company info if laid off. I guess I've always realizes that I'm in a position of high responsibilty and need to act accordingly. Plus, if I ever got caught doing such a thing, I'd never have that type of position again. Snooping though... Well I do get bored sometimes.

  35. Survey Results, bah by iPhr0stByt3 · · Score: 1

    We all understand how figures never lie, but liers figure. So it all depends on the wording. Personally, I'm an IT admin, and I've gotten dumped before (employer got sued, but instead of admitting financial problems he claimed I lacked project management skills so as not to scare other employees... whatever, I was mad). But even so, I didn't steal any passwords, and yes, I had full admin passwords to everything (even if they changed those, they didn't know all the passwords I DID have. at least I could've purchased stuff from their TechData account or whatever). That's a little off-topic, but the point is that I didn't steal anything and most IT admins I've worked with would not steal anything either. As for snooping... well, I've never done it on purpose, but in the process of helping people they often leave e-mails and stuff in an open window on their screen after they ask me over to help them... so, ok, whatever, I'm guilty of reading it.

  36. 88% of IT Admins Are Stupid by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If I'm ever show to the door, I would insist on my ability to operate on the system being terminated at that moment. I don't want VPN access. I don't want an email account. I don't want SSH keys. I sure don't want the boss's password. Why? Because I don't want to be accountable for anything that goes wrong afterward.

    Think about it, people. If the IDS catches you SSHing in a couple of weeks after you've left, then they have carte blanche to hold you responsible for whatever breaks, even if it's totally unrelated. Good luck convincing a jury that Oracle coincidentally just happened to explode an hour after you logged into your old workstation. Seriously, what good can possibly come from putting yourself in that situation?

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    1. Re:88% of IT Admins Are Stupid by mweather · · Score: 1

      Don't log in to your own workstation.

    2. Re:88% of IT Admins Are Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me too.

      (Alas, poor Usenet, we barely knew ye...)

    3. Re:88% of IT Admins Are Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you 100% please change all the system access, I don't want in, I don't want to be tempted and I certainly don't want a former employer saying that because I had access I must have sabotaged the system.

    4. Re:88% of IT Admins Are Stupid by Trojan35 · · Score: 1

      Changing someone's auto-correct of names, verbs, and adjectives in Outlook is *always* worth it.

    5. Re:88% of IT Admins Are Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ur account get hacked (or they fake it) and it appears uve been login into it (even if u didnt)

      so backup all paswords put a trojan then ask for ur account to be deleted. then use their pass or trojan. ez!

    6. Re:88% of IT Admins Are Stupid by Penguinisto · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Make damned sure they blast all accounts, ssh keys, whatever in your presence, and have a piece of paper waiting for them to sign on your way out the door once they complete the dismantling.

      I usually take it one step further: I insist on them transferring my /home directory to a sysadmin-only storage spot if they want to save the stuff, then (either way) nuke the HDD's on my desktop, with both of us present to see it happen.

      This way they cannot come back and claim anything without compelling proof.

      /P

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    7. Re:88% of IT Admins Are Stupid by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      Hear, hear. At my last job I terminated my own access by sending an email to the TERMINATED@myoldcompany.com address. I also scrubbed my laptop of anything that wasn't on it when I got it, and generally made it clear that I was leaving with clean hands.

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    8. Re:88% of IT Admins Are Stupid by tbuskey · · Score: 1

      I've been through a number of layoffs. I use random passwords and keep a list of accounts & passwords. I make sure I delete/burn the list so I don't have access.

      A few times I was called up about the passwords & had to say I don't have them. I wanted to help, but I didn't have them. In any event, they have physical access, they shouldn't need anything I might have.

  37. Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? by rwillard · · Score: 1

    Who watches the watchmen?

  38. I bet they would... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http ://www.itworld.com/security/54579/survey-it-staff-would-steal-secrets-if-laid

  39. and the results aren't tainted by joeflies · · Score: 1

    by the fact that Cyber Ark's business is privledged account management, would it?

  40. I have my doubts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article and survey do not seem to realize the difference between IT staff and IT Admins. Also, from the article:

    "The survey found that one third of IT staff still keep passwords on post-it notes. And 35 percent admitted to sending highly confidential information via email or couriers."

    There is no distinction made between secure emails or transporting information via couriers on encrypted drives. The credibility of the survey is highly in question if they can not even define the questions they ask with some specivity.

    How may slashdotters would help a coworker open an excel file? What if they are not supposed to have access to that file? According to my own survey, 87% of all survey results are bullshit.

    Posted as a coward to circumvent our IT security policy.

  41. What a discovery dude! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Takes second best right after penicillin! lol Kidding, I believe it's the normal side-effect of any "power", small or big.

    Kudos.

  42. The other 12% by ArmyOfAardvarks · · Score: 2, Funny

    It was also discovered that 12% of IT Admins lie on surveys.

  43. It depends on your definition of "stealing" by Ohio+Calvinist · · Score: 2, Interesting

    TFA was very vauge in how they frame "stealing." When I have left (of my own accord) a job, there is invariably a certain amount of information written in my notebooks when I pakc up my cube that probably contain some user/password items, hostnames, door codes, etc. If you call that "stealing" i'd say the statistic is right.

    When I am leaving a job, I'm not actively concerned in making sure every piece of knowledge about my tenure is forgotten and every napkin I may have scribbled something on is returned or destroyed, and every backup I've made is destroyed because I use a lot of the scripts/docs/etc... as part of my new job hiring interview. Conversely, most firms I've worked at haven't changed their admin passwords or door codes when I left, so they don't seem particularly concerned either. (Which may or may not be normative.)

    I would say that the time when most IT folks are going out of their way to collect information is if they feel like they're being setup for the fall guy. At my last gig my project lead liked to broadcast the whole group when a server went down (blaming me) so I was maticulous to keep a copy of every log, logon time, email from her, so when I was accused, I could defend myself to our supervisor. If you're being laid off for some straight-up BS; and you're acute enough to see it coming, you better bet I'm going to collect as much as I can to clear my name. Beit to that firm or my new employer should I get a bad reference.

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    1. Re:It depends on your definition of "stealing" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Conversely, most firms I've worked at haven't changed
      > their admin passwords or door codes when I left, so
      > they don't seem particularly concerned either.

      How do you know?

    2. Re:It depends on your definition of "stealing" by Ohio+Calvinist · · Score: 1

      Friends that still work there; said that they hadn't changed anything (mostly because they were frustrated because the upper management didn't deem it worthwhile to change service account uid/pwds.) That and the gig was in a public building and I'd drop in from time to time and go to the IT office to go to lunch with the old crew.

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  44. Betray the betrayer? by knarfling · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When someone is laid of for no apparent reason, they often feel hurt and betrayed. A natural reaction is that the trust between them has already been destroyed.

    At one company I was with, a sysadmin was on a conference call, and had his hands full when the call ended. The CEO never hung up the phone, and started talking to his assistant about people loosing their jobs and how much severance would be paid. The sysadmin, who probably should have hung up when he was first able to, couldn't resist listening for a short time. After a couple of minutes, the CEO finally realized that his phone was still on, and hung up the line. By that time, the sysadmin knew that several people would be laid off soon, but not how soon, or which people.

    He informed a couple of his friends that the company was in worse shape than he had realized, and discretely began updating his resume. Within a month, the company was bought out and closed down by another company and everyone lost their jobs. He was asked to stay on as part of the transition team and that the new company would pay him, but after a couple of days, it was clear that he had been working for free and the new company was not going to honor the agreement.

    At that time, he still had sysadmin access, and began to look through emails of the former employees. Some, including the CEO, were still getting and sending emails through web access through the old company server. He learned that although the board of directors did not want to spend the money to make sure that the fired employees could still have health insurance for a couple of months, they were willing to give the former CEO $25,000 for his efforts.

    I have always said that a good sysadmin knows all the secrets of a company, but a great sysadmin knows when not to look. In this case, was the sysadmin justified in looking after he had been promised to be paid and then told he was not being paid? (Yes, his access should have been cut off, but he was the one who would have had to cut himself off and he was never told to do so.)

    Although this situation may be unique, I think that many sysadmins may feel the same way. Once they are betrayed, they no longer feel the need to stay loyal to those that betray them.

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    1. Re:Betray the betrayer? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      That, in a nutshell, is the reason I don't look. You inevitably find out stuff you'd have been happier not knowing...Not necessarily vis a vis the whole "company is going to shut down" thing (always nice to know when to look), but I'm in financials, so I'd know that before they would.

      As for bonuses and pay scales and crap like that, you don't want to know what people make. There is no faster way to go nuts on the job than to know what all the people whose job is apparently only to annoy you are making.

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    2. Re:Betray the betrayer? by Calyth · · Score: 1

      Maybe a lot of these Chief Execs in transition are paid well to prevent trouble, but people often forget about the sysadmin, the guy who's responsible for the machines and all the data's in it?

      It's only human nature that once betrayed, they won't feel loyalty. I've seen that sysadmins are often burdened with responsibility at the level of some of these Chief Execs, and these CEx would cause major trouble for the sysadmin, and not provide the proper budget, but the sysadmin would never be compensated appropriately. That's just starting off at the wrong foot, if they expected loyalty from the sysadmin.

    3. Re:Betray the betrayer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeh
      "its payback time bitchs"
      a good sysadmin doesn't get caught for it, either

    4. Re:Betray the betrayer? by MerlynDavis · · Score: 2, Insightful
      There's still self-respect and honesty.

      You may stab me in the back, but I will still treat with you fairly, for my sake, not yours.

      But don't expect me to trust you again.

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      -merlyn
    5. Re:Betray the betrayer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know. I've snooped before, saw how underpaid I was compared to everyone else, and told management to pay or up I was leaving.

      Guess what? They payed up.

      It was a small business and I figured that everyone's salaries were below what they should be, but in truth, it was just mine.

      I intentionally leave a lot of processes that I could automate to be manual, so that if they do fire me one day, they'll be soon to regret it as everything starts to fall apart. Again, though, this is a small business. I doubt they would be willing to hire someone to replace me at "market" salary.

    6. Re:Betray the betrayer? by delt0r · · Score: 1

      In this case, was the sysadmin justified in looking after he had been promised to be paid and then told he was not being paid?

      Another question. Do you think the FBI is justified in going through your email without a warrant?

      If I'm up with ./ then you would say no i guess. Something about privacy. So why are CEOs less entitled to privacy than others?

      What he did was not just wrong but most likely highly illegal as well.

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      If information wants to be free, why does my internet connection cost so much?
    7. Re:Betray the betrayer? by knarfling · · Score: 1

      Sorry to abuse any notions you might have, but there is no expectation of privacy on email. Companies can and do set policy that an employee's email can be monitored and read without cause and at any time. The FBI might need a court order to read emails, but would not need a warrant. At another company that I worked at, it was quite common for our legal department to request email histories from different people to provide to someone that was suing us or that we were suing. (IT was never told which it was, just that there was a lawsuit and that we had to provide the archive.)

      Futhermore, one of the other sysadmins at that company (there were 3) was told to monitor emails. The legality of emails being private or owned by the company came up (as I am sure that it has on ./ before), and it was ruled that the emails were owned by the company and that there was no expectation of privacy. The policy stated that emails were monitored. If someone forgot that clause and "expected" privacy, that does not mean that they would get it.

      I agree that reading the email was probably wrong. But illegal? No.

      So why are CEO's entitled to more privacy than their employees?

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    8. Re:Betray the betrayer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet there are a percentage of people out there that will characterize this as unprofessional. Professionals never look after their own interests! When push comes to shove, a real professional backs down?!

    9. Re:Betray the betrayer? by delt0r · · Score: 1

      So why are CEO's entitled to more privacy than their employees?

      If what you say is true for the US (I presume) then they shouldn't have any more privacy. In my country however I would think that none of the above is legal.

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    10. Re:Betray the betrayer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good sysadmins keep tabs on what is going on in the company because at the end of the day "managers" do not provide solutions; they divvy up resources in the least efficient MBA-approved manner. IT people are generally smarter than managers and possess a higher degree of morality than they do because of that intelligence; they understand if all you have is piss and vinegar you will destroy the bee hive.

      So many of these managers and higher ups are the cut-throat types that are absolutely immoral and incredibly shitty at their jobs. They do not know how to lead, and people with high intelligence see that. So yeah, they're going to copy e-mail archives to a CDR and take it home for viewing later, hack into conference calls and keep tabs on where data is going and what data is stored.

      Because, at the end of the day, having sensative company information for defensive purposes keeps you one-up on the company. Keeping that information around forever and a day is dumb, but keeping a few copies hidden in a secure location for a month or two after termination for the eventuality your employer tries to fuck with you. For example, you hand them a full list of passwords/logins and list of systems access you wish to have terminated on the day of leaving, and a week later they lose it and come after you for someone else logging in and hacking their systems, stating they tried to hiest information. Since you cleaned off your desktop and they're good n' gone, and you are at a new job, you refuse to give them anything. A week later they sue you for damages as a coercive tactic; it's a frivilous lawsuit. You agree to meet with a manager, mano-a-mano at a caffe' and escalate as necissary.

      You know when not to look when the company's VP Are planning murder, espionage, and doing generally illegal crap. That is when you plan an exit strategy and start storing data for your own defense and/or espionage operation; they types to do crime are particularily messy and generally dumb. Heinrick Kieber, for example, outed tax cheats for years and eventually exited the country. He's probably got hired assassins after him now, but the point is that is the kind of espionage companies are most afraid of becuase it's the sysadmin that can best attack immoral, self-destructive, know-nothing top managers that waste people's time.

  45. Not Exactly News To Me by strelitsa · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've watched three IT admins get escorted out of the building in the past 5 years due to my sending of emails carefully salted with bogus salacious information about our department. If the fake information doesn't make it to a certain vice-president, then their job is safe. If it does, then there's only one person who could have known it (besides me of course), and out the door they go.

    This little collateral duty of mine has been quite lucrative - I receive a percentage of whatever money the company saved by firing the dirtbag admins who couldn't keep their noses out of other people's data. And if they were willing to pass on what essentially is inter-office gossip, then who is to say that they wouldn't be just as willing to pass our trade secrets to outsiders?

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    1. Re:Not Exactly News To Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sir, are epic sellout.

    2. Re:Not Exactly News To Me by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

      This little collateral duty of mine has been quite lucrative - I receive a percentage of whatever money the company saved by firing the dirtbag admins who couldn't keep their noses out of other people's data. And if they were willing to pass on what essentially is inter-office gossip, then who is to say that they wouldn't be just as willing to pass our trade secrets to outsiders?

      Ummm...I'd watch your ass. First off, someone that is passing off trade secrets isn't going to be interested in petty office gossip and if they're smart they'll keep their nose clean elsewhere while they bleed you dry. Secondly, it's not going to take even the dullest admin long to put two and two together and come looking for you.

      Just saying....

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    3. Re:Not Exactly News To Me by pegr · · Score: 1

      While I have a hard time believing you actually do this, the idea is brilliant! I may use it.

    4. Re:Not Exactly News To Me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      have been in the business 15 years and worked for many many places, never have i been laid off though, but to this day there are still companies i have worked for that when i left, they changed the passwords, then when they were in need and my phone rang, i still had a way in that they forgot about or something like that.
      Just goes to show you... some of us ARE trustworthy, just think to yourself would i have this person babysit my kid? or take care of my ill grandmother? If noto then why the heck have them working on your network?? can i intrest you in some stupid??

      I think the stats are way way off, however i have had my share of people i would not trust with my granny as well.

    5. Re:Not Exactly News To Me by Calyth · · Score: 1

      I think that's just a silly way to prune people for no good reason.

      There are lots of office with inter-office gossip, and inter-office politics. Does that me those people are ready to betray trade secrets to outsiders?

      It's easy for one to say that one have cracked passwords on his friends machine for shits and giggles. Often, the same people wouldn't dream of doing the same thing for say their workplace, unless it was part of the workplace audit. Slippery slope arguments aren't valid logically.

    6. Re:Not Exactly News To Me by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I've watched three IT admins get escorted out of the building in the past 5 years due to my sending of emails carefully salted with bogus salacious information about our department. If the fake information doesn't make it to a certain vice-president, then their job is safe. If it does, then there's only one person who could have known it (besides me of course), and out the door they go.

      And the "most likely to be found face down in a gutter to the applause of everyone who knew him" award goes to...

      This little collateral duty of mine has been quite lucrative - I receive a percentage of whatever money the company saved by firing the dirtbag admins who couldn't keep their noses out of other people's data.

      So basically, you get people fired for your profit but it's okay because they were "dirtbags". I guess it takes one to know one.

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    7. Re:Not Exactly News To Me by chord.wav · · Score: 1

      If it does, then there's only one person who could have known it (besides me of course), and out the door they go.
      MMmm The avobe is true only if you are sending such salted e-mail to yourself.
      If you send an e-mail to X and X is part of the plot, then fine. But how can you tell X (or you, for that matter) didn't let it out so that the alledegly sooping admin can be fired?

      Unless you are specifically asigned the task to do this, I'd fire you too, as you proved to be well skilled in the machiavellian arts and you've become a risk to the current status quo.

    8. Re: Not Exactly News To Me by rs232 · · Score: 1

      "I've watched three IT admins get escorted out of the building"

      You're talking b****x .. :)

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  46. Umm... by JHolt · · Score: 1

    Why would any IT admin admit in a survey that they would steal passwords? I could only think that they were tricked into saying that they would do that: Q1: Do you like Candy? yes/no *note by selecting yes you admit that you would steal company secrets if given the chance* Q2: Is the Sky Blue? yes/no *See above*

  47. And yet they complain when they get the walk . . . by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 1

    IMHO, even a 10% chance* of these sort of breach justifies the dickish practice of immediately cutting off all access to laid-off/fired employees and having security walk them out. For the 90% that don't deserve to be treated that way (and will be justifiably bitter), it's a shitty thing to do. That 10%, however, represents such a huge security risk that I don't really see a better option.

    * I make no statement whatsoever on what the actual fraction of admins would do such a thing. I don't think TFA is particularly credible, considering the company. *

  48. You missed a more important question Chief by ThoreauHD · · Score: 0

    How many IT Sysadmins would steal passwords/accounts for no reason whatsoever? I don't know about you folks, but I'm a good sysadmin because I remember IP's and l/p's. In fact I remember all of it from 3 jobs ago- all of it private and all of it confidential.

    "Stealing" aka "Knowing" these things doesn't mean that you will use it to do harm. If a sysadmin wanted to harm you, he could fuck you so hard that you would question if there really was a God. That's the truth ladies, and you all know it. If a sysadmin gets pissed ala the San Francisco IT Guy- he could fucking own you all. 80% my ass. 80% know it. The other 20% are retards.

  49. Hmm, my thoughts... by Drakin020 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I work as an IT Admin, if I was let go or hell even fired, I would like to keep tabs on my network. I might make an account in the background with admin rights so I can see how the new guy did...See if the exchange store is still mounted, check the SAN and so on...

    Sorry I might be straying slightly off topic. It's just...being replaced you feel like part of your territory was taken over, and you want to check in on your baby (network) and see how it's doing.

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    1. Re:Hmm, my thoughts... by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      Wow, that's REALLY sad. And a great way to get your ass TOTALLY owned in court!

      Too bad you don't pay as much attention to the fuel level in your motorcycle as you do your exchange stores and SAN.

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    2. Re:Hmm, my thoughts... by Drakin020 · · Score: 1

      Really sad to know that the network you help designed is doing well? I disagree. I'm not out to attack anyone, it's just the fact that I like knowing what's going on.

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    3. Re:Hmm, my thoughts... by Drakin020 · · Score: 1

      And let me guess, a fellow member of the 250 forums? Nice to see you to.

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    4. Re:Hmm, my thoughts... by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      I can understand wanting to know how your 'baby' is doing, but it's best not to do something like that.
      If something happens and your account is discovered, then it's you who will be screwed over.
      Curiosity killed the cat, don't be the cat.

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  50. An explanation for other issues. by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

    Maybe this is an explanation for all the HUGE leaks of customer information from large Corporations.

    Simply a way of "getting back at the man" for being laid off. Steal the data, then release it to the web, or specifically, to people that would put the info to nefarious use.

    Another good reason to make it these companies financially responsible for damages incurred by the loss of such private data. Put the onus of security firmly in their hands, and maybe, just maybe, the losses will begin to decrease.

    I remember a story from back in Santa Cruz many years ago about a Taco Bell restaurant that fired an employee, then made him finish his shift. He went in the back of the store, SHIT in the huge pot of simmering refrieds, finished his shift then left. The result was dozens of seriously ill customers (due to some intestinal parasite the guy had). Taco Bell got the pants sued off of them. I am sure they do not make employees finish their shifts after firing them now.

  51. Most people probably would by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This doesn't surprise me a bit to be honest. Sure maybe not all of the 88% will end up stealing the data when it comes down to it but I think you will find a majority will.

    If I leave my current employer (regardless if I am fired or quit) you can bet that I will bring the contact details of people I have gotten to know through the years which can be handy to know in the future.

    I bet that most of the people who said they would steal it in that survey said yes not because they are going to steal a database with 10 000 customers but to keep the important ones you have a close relationship with.

  52. BOFH by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 5, Funny

    You've never seen my personal IT Bible, the Archives of the BOFH.

    He exemplifies keeping a system running smooth THROUGH vindictive and dishonest means.

    He's my Hero.

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    Agent K: A *person* is smart. People are dumb, stupid, panicky animals, and you know it.
  53. Laid off? by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    Hell I am stealing passwords right now!

    Seriously though, if you wait until you are laid off, it might be a bit late. Of course if you are stealing passwords just in the off chance you may get laid off you are probably a bit cynical and perhaps defeatist enough that you will unwittingly construct that reality for yourself anwyay. Irony would dictate that you be laid off for stealing passwords I suppose...

  54. Who are these people? by Pontiac · · Score: 1

    I know it's a bunch of marketing drivel to scare the CTO into buying the security scare of the week tool.

    Honestly they can go ahead and give me a layoff notice.. Hell last time around I was looking forward to it.. 26 weeks pay and the summer off.. Hell yeah.. why risk that to get a look at what the CIO's wife found on craigslist that week..
    Most people are boing and the ones who do have something worth hiding are hopefully smart enough to use an outside email service.

    There's no need to "hack" in to the system.. They will be calling in 3 weeks asking for help anyway.
    I hope they like my consulting rates $$$

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    1. Re:Who are these people? by RembrandtX · · Score: 1

      As a CTO .. rest assured, I'm one cynical motherfucker when it comes to this stuff.

      My sys admin is going to steal my passwords !!? oh no .. I better install your magical software, which his department will be responsible for maintaining, and have full access to .. THEN .. and ONLY THEN .. will my pr0n filled smut email be safe.

      Unless he steals that password FIRST I guess.

      well shitmonkeys, good thing you saw through his nefarious plan, and have ANOTHER layer of software to protect my new purchase, of course .. his department will have to set it up and maintain it ....

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  55. i don't know if i'm 'stealing' them, but... by Bill+Wong · · Score: 1

    if i get laid off, i would walk away with a lot of passwords, but, not necessarily because I'm stealing them...
    i know the local admin passwords on all the edge networking gear and all the servers on the dmz at work.
    and, if i get laid off, i'll still know the passwords. it's not like I'll forget them magically when I'm laid off.
    and, like most places, no one will even bother to change those passwords ever.

    1. Re:i don't know if i'm 'stealing' them, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have been in the business 15 years and worked for many many places, never have i been laid off though, but to this day there are still companies i have worked for that when i left, they changed the passwords, then when they were in need and my phone rang, i still had a way in that they forgot about or something like that.
      Just goes to show you... some of us ARE trustworthy, just think to yourself would i have this person babysit my kid? or take care of my ill grandmother? If noto then why the heck have them working on your network?? can i intrest you in some stupid??

      I think the stats are way way off, however i have had my share of people i would not trust with my granny as well.

  56. Are they teaching Ethics in computer school? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let me guess, it's an elective?

    Although, I realize some universities are teaching their Commerce students that whistleblowing is despicable.

    Gotta get 'em when they're young!

  57. The new admin should be smarter or just face it by dashesy · · Score: 1

    Admin is the root directory who wants to delete root without a backup? The new admin should be knowledgable enough to secure everything.

  58. Seems pretty off to me by lokiz · · Score: 1

    These just seem way off. If this was the case security would be non existent. IT admins would be stealing stuff all the time and no one could take a helpdesk position without signing a contract saying they are staying for life. Admitting they've snooped at people's email and files? How much of that was as part of the job? With the keys comes the job of checking on the dishonest. Hell sometimes troubleshooting you end up seeing some of their email while working with them etc. I know for myself I only want what access I need to do my job and no more. Since this is a security company sounds like trying to scare idiot CIO's into buying their crap. Wouldn't be the first time, won't be the last. Are there some dishonest crappy admins in the world? Sure. But any decent sys admin knows better. Reputations follow you around. In the age of the internet an employer can find out a fair amount just by a simple web search. Especially when they have your resume so they know where you went to school and worked.

  59. guild by Brain-Fu · · Score: 1

    Sometimes I think we really need a medieval style guild (NOT a union) that punishes companies that habitually abuse IT workers.

    The problem is not limited to IT workers. Every business has a direct (and obvious) financial incentive to cut costs as much as possible. The skill with which they do that varies, but in general people tend to do what you incite them to do (NOT what you ask them nicely to do....nor what you threaten or attempt to force them to do).

    You will not solve this problem by forming a club. The incentive will remain despite your punishment. If the club (union, guild, or what-have-you) gets powerful enough to disallow businesses from just working with non-club members, it will become a business unto itself which winds up having the same problems.

    You also will not solve this problem by converting to communism or socialism. You will merely change the symptom of this problem.

    I am convinced that humanity is as incapable of solving this problem as monkeys are incapable of building airplanes. It is simply beyond us. Maybe our evolutionary descendents will, with their superior intellectual capacities, figure out an effective and sustainable solution.

    But we won't. All we can do is continue to react to the symptoms as they arise...continue the cyclic battle between the classes...more-or-less indefinitely.

    1. Re:guild by BobMcD · · Score: 1

      The problem is not limited to IT workers. Every business has a direct (and obvious) financial incentive to cut costs as much as possible. The skill with which they do that varies, but in general people tend to do what you incite them to do (NOT what you ask them nicely to do....nor what you threaten or attempt to force them to do).

      I agree completely, and would underscore one thing that most of us who work in IT tend to forget:

      WE ARE ENTIRELY COST.

      Yes, yes, you can argue cost/benefit until you are blue in the face, but at the end of the day you're part of the infrastructure and little else. If they can replace the systems they're currently using with ones that require fewer man-hours to operate, laying you off in the process, you need to remember that they made the right choice.

      ANY GOOD BUSINESS SHOULD CUT COSTS, INCLUDING YOUR JOB, IF THEY CAN GET AWAY WITH IT.

      Any delusions of grandeur you may have to the contrary are only going to cause you unhappiness at some point in the future. You, dear IT worker, are a commodity. The upshot is, so is your job. And chances are the next one will pay better...

  60. so its the majority by Bizzeh · · Score: 1

    i always thought i was in the minority when i did this, turns out pretty much everyone does it.

  61. Yes, and... by Mr.+Spock · · Score: 1

    ...74.3% of slashdot editors will post sensational BS in an attempt to get a rise out of sysadmins. It works 94% of the time.

  62. How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    12% of IT Admins would lie about stealing passwords if they were laid off?

  63. What? by rickb928 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I probably already had them, no need to steal them on the way out the door.

    Seriously, I'm kinda glad to not be doing sysadmin stuff any more, except for my own systems. I was called in pretty regular in the old days to 'secure' the system just in advance of the incumbent being dismissed. Always a nasty business, both because the incumbent was usually capable of great harm, and because their boss was invariably 'difficult', and often wanted guarantees that the fired employee would never get back into their systems. I told one CFO that you could only be sure if you cut off both hands, put out both eyes, and seal him in a grave. Funny, the CFO took more than a moment to tell me that wasn't an option. I know he was wondering if the lawyers could be more effective.

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  64. Brought to you by... by lymond01 · · Score: 1

    This survey brought to you by "Stone Tablets, Inc." in affiliation with "Carrier Pigeon Corp".

    Seriously, that is some major FUD of which IT just became a victim.

  65. Wouldn't it be easier just to get another job? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or freelance for a while? I mean, what's the payoff here? So you've got the data? Who buys it, and for what? And if you're caught, you're doubly-screwed (running from authorities AND out of work). This whole thing sounds very unlikely to me.

  66. Dumb insolence works better by grikdog · · Score: 3, Funny

    I routinely gave my superviser written memoranda with my passwords written on it, the last time I worked in the shrinkwrap software industry. When the inevitable (and somewhat volatile) parting of the ways finally came, I got even by doing absolutely nothing. Information entropy had miraculously lost, hidden or evaporated every memo of mine, along with every trace of me in my spotlessly clean cubicle, so when my work (plastered with non-disclosure agreements in effect for two more years) suddenly became unavailable in plain sight -- Microsoft Windows 2000 was one thing they did VERY well -- I'll be doggoned if I could recall my password! Struth, too. I always picked 32 character secure passwords, just like Best Practice, and those things are darned hard to reconstruct after a week or so of cooling off. They didn't offer hypnotherapy. They fired my super, too. Moral: Never, ever call a damn fine programmer analyst a "coder."

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  67. Might Be Reasonable by reallocate · · Score: 1

    I've worked a couple of places where fired admins sabotaged their network on the way out.

    Lesson: Lock them out before you send them out the door.

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    -- Slashdot: When Public Access TV Says "No"
    1. Re:Might Be Reasonable by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I've worked a couple of places where fired admins sabotaged their network on the way out.

      Lesson: Lock them out before you send them out the door.

      And since this means that you can't give any advance warning or notice, the morale of the rest of the staff will go through the floor, not to mention the precautionary actions they have just been given a huge incentive to take and a perfect excuse to carry less ethical of them out.

      The real lesson is: if you make enemies, you will eventually take a beating. Not that the businesses are capable of learning that, apparently...

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    2. Re:Might Be Reasonable by reallocate · · Score: 1

      No, the lesson is to have at least one trustworthy employee on staff who can disable an admin's account the minute he turns in his notice.

      If an employee is willing to subvert his ethics to get back at an employer, that's reason enough to fire him.

      If you're my employee and you decide you don't like me and then you sabotage me on the way out, I'm getting a lawyer and chasing you down. And I'm looking at filing charges.

      Sabotaging a network is no different than setting fire to the building.

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      -- Slashdot: When Public Access TV Says "No"
    3. Re:Might Be Reasonable by SwordsmanLuke · · Score: 4, Funny

      Sabotaging a network is no different than setting fire to the building.

      B-b-but, but but, they they took my stapler. It's the - the red swingline model.

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      Any plan which depends on a fundamental change in human behavior is doomed from the start.
    4. Re:Might Be Reasonable by visualight · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I've been through a couple of layoffs. In one, the company was concerned about stealing, sabotage, and other vindictive behaviours. So they surprised everyone with two week severance packages and an escort out the door one morning. They brought in people at the butt crack of dawn to turn off every computer in the building. Later, "core" people started deserting the company, taking whatever they wanted with them.

      In the other one, there was an announcement, something like, "The 20 people in this room are being laid off. Starting in two weeks we're going to lay off 4 people per week for 5 weeks. We expect you all to continue to do your jobs as well as you can *while* you look for work. Let your supervisor know of any scheduled interviews, they will be considered paid time off. As you find work report your start date so each week we can try to lay off people who already have new jobs."

      The second layoff went without a hitch. The people laid off kept relations with the company, some came back later.

      I know it's not the same as firing someone, but it does seem to me some companies treat laid off employees as if they've been fired.

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    5. Re:Might Be Reasonable by reallocate · · Score: 1

      No one ever said management is any smarter than employees.

      Frankly, I don't think your second example is an example of a business doing the right thing. If you're going to fire 20 people, you need to do more for them than simply post a tiny notice.

      But, regardless of how people are treated, there's no excuse for theft and sabotage. Crime is crime.

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      -- Slashdot: When Public Access TV Says "No"
    6. Re:Might Be Reasonable by nabsltd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And, of course, check every server for cron jobs...like the one that just exits if the last login time of "joeuser" was within the past day/week/month/whatever, but otherwise does very nasty stuff as root.

      Seriously, as others have said, treat them like you would want to be treated, and you won't have any problems, and might be able to continue to find people that want to work for your company.

    7. Re:Might Be Reasonable by visualight · · Score: 1

      Well, you seem to disagree with my post, but I can't quite pin down what you disagree with. No one could possibly equate the second example I gave with posting a tiny notice, so that can't be it. I didn't even imply that stealing was okay, so that's not it either.

      Are you saying the first company is doing the right thing? Is it the number 20? As in a business should follow a different path depending on how many people are affected?

      My intent was to illustrate how fear (fear makes people do stupid things) motivates the first company down a path that is more expensive than decisions motivated by compassion. Seriously, are you reading my post in a way that I don't see?

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    8. Re:Might Be Reasonable by reallocate · · Score: 1

      In your second announcement, you provided an announcement that consisted of a couple of sentences. To me, that's a "tiny notice". Did that company do something more that you did not mention?

      The first example is of a stupid business.

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      -- Slashdot: When Public Access TV Says "No"
    9. Re:Might Be Reasonable by visualight · · Score: 1

      I was paraphrasing 2 hour meeting. But anyway, I think giving paid time off to look for work is pretty generous.

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    10. Re:Might Be Reasonable by reallocate · · Score: 1

      A two-hour meeting is good. Time off to job hunt is great. I hope they made someone available to meet with each employee to discuss issues like insurance, etc.

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      -- Slashdot: When Public Access TV Says "No"
    11. Re:Might Be Reasonable by visualight · · Score: 1

      That was a whole separate meeting, all the cobra stuff.

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    12. Re:Might Be Reasonable by ColdSam · · Score: 1

      Did they offer free massages during this stressful time, cause that would be great too.

      Your original point was very clear and insightful, but by humoring this kibitzer it's getting lost.

  68. Where did they run the poll? by Venik · · Score: 0, Troll

    Where did they run the poll? India?

  69. Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you run a business, don't give any one person full control of any business-critical resources. Have encryption practices and multiple backups/mirrors of critical information, and multiple trusted users such that compromise of accounts held or accessible by one person have minimal effect on the security of data.

  70. Now I Know by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Now I know why I.T. personnel are goose-stepped out of the facility a millisecond after they're notified of their firing.

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  71. surprise by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And the horse's patoots at Cyber-Ark magically sell stuff to protect against such theft. Phooey. I know dozens of sysadmins and not a single one of them would steal passwords or look at something that they were not authorized to observe. Did I suggest that the survey takers have an axe to grind?

  72. More silly PR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yawn yawn, more PR from a security solutions firm no doubt out to spread fear and uncertainty with this 'useful' and 'convenient' survey. These folks need to get creative because these surveys are lame now when media has lots its power and any tom dick and harry can see through their intentions.

  73. Skewed Statistics by Technomonics · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Making a blanket statement like this only seeks to infuriate the less-informed. I wonder, if the same study was done, for those individuals who hold a security clearance, would the same hold true? ABSOLUTELY NOT! Integrity is one of the big assets you can carry with you in life, and even if you are dealt shit, it doesn't mean you have to compromise your integrity or ethics. The time will come when you perhaps have the ability to even the scales, but do it within the scope of keeping your own respectability and integrity high. All it takes is one random comment to start a ball rolling that will soon destroy you. Then again, if you are just a poser in a job, then you deserve everything that happens to you.

  74. MAC by markcant · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Moral issues aside, some companies are so lax in their security policies that they make it easy for those so inclined to take revenge. On my first day at a drug and alcohol rehab place where I used to work, I found a floppy disk (remember those?) in one of my desk drawers with everyone's salary, social security numbers, etc. I turned it in to management with a suggestion they be more careful, but I could just as easily been a dick about it. I found out later that a previous sysadmin had done just that, locking them out of the network when they fired him. You'd think people would learn. Just more proof that you don't have to be particularly smart to be in charge.

  75. DId you know.. by steveo777 · · Score: 1

    4/5 women are easily impressed by statistics.

    Try that one as a pick up line. It'll let you know if they're smart enough (or dumb enough, depends on what you're looking for, I suppose)

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  76. Personal security policy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    That is why personal security is an important aspect of any security policy.

    In Poland where live if you have a nontrivial IT job as admin it almost certainly requires you to have government certificiates. Such certificates allow you to handle secret information. Without it you basically cannot do any serious job. So I would think twice before geting information I am not intended to.

    Also it should be a part of security policy that accounts and passwords are not shared and so on. So even if I would need to sack an admin and resulting conflict I would probably first lock all his access and then fire him. Not the other way around.

    But to be able to do that you need strong and mature policies (which IMO is 80% of success) and technological support such as identity management system (which IMO is 20% of success).

  77. immorality by spineboy · · Score: 1

    It's still a relatively high number. Do you think that movie, mp3, pirating is a slippery slope, and thus leads to a relaxation or contempt with boundaries? Or is it just a feeling of contempt, since they are a "super user", and thus get used to doing what they want. Not unlike cops parking where ever the hell they want, and not getting in trouble for it.

    The high number is still somewhat surprising to me, since that is a behavior that I would never even contemplate.

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    1. Re:immorality by k2r · · Score: 1

      > It's still a relatively high number.

      It implausible to me. Within 15 or so years of working in or with System Administration I only met people who I trust, who look away when somebody enters a password, who actively forget any private information they get to know during their work and who never gossiped about anything they may know from "tainted" sources.

      However, you get what you pay for - all of those admins have been and are in more than the dimension of salaries very valued employees.

  78. Next week.... by DeusExCalamus · · Score: 1

    IT admin workforce drops by 88%.

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  79. That is nothing by aepervius · · Score: 1

    88% of the slashdot reader would steal their boss password of they were promised to get laid.

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  80. Misread by Altesse · · Score: 0

    English is not my native language, and at first, for a few secs I understood the title as "88% of IT Admins Would Steal Passwords If (given the possibility to get) Laid"...

    And then I thought "88% only" ?

  81. This happened wehre i work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This happened at my town of about 30k citizens this was before i was their as an intern. The previous person was replaced since she stayed on even after a new person came as head of IT. The other had passed away a few years before this and she was essentially the head of IT. Well the they got a new head of IT my boss and she was replaced as she tried to get out of the job and she deleted all records and she had to be sued to get the passwords. Never mind all our servers were a mess at the time and since then we have fixed everything new servers on vmware new switches as all the stuff was out of date. This is a 3 man team by the way or 5 if you count use interns might as well as we get paid and do the same stuff as the regular guys.

  82. And do what with them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I wouldn't go out of my way to steal the passwords, but I keep the passwords I use in a password database type application. I had copies of that database at home for work-at-home use.

    I still have them from my previous employer, and have never used them, but I don't have any intention of getting rid of them either. You never know when they might be useful for non-malicious purposes.

    My local export of the Subversion repository (mostly stuff I wrote) is also a useful reference on occasion.

  83. Confidential salaries? by Sparr0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the company considers salary information "highly confidential", they have bigger problems than their IT staff.

  84. lunch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Heh, that is why you take them to lunch and give them "the news." All the while your other sysadmins are disabling their accounts and removing access to company resources...

  85. Re: two words by An+anonymous+Frank · · Score: 1

    "misinformation", oh and "layers". ;)

  86. "Security through obscurity absolutely necessary" by Layth · · Score: 1

    I take it you're not a fan of open source software?

  87. Wait, what? by adriccom · · Score: 1

    I was with you all the way up to "nice chunk of change". *grumble*

    Still, the idea of TFA is ridiculous.

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  88. Sounds right to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My /. RSS feed truncates for a more interesting title:
    88% of IT Admins Would Steal Passwords If Laid ...

  89. Gotta fire my admin by rewter · · Score: 1

    Gotta fire my admin for snooping on monday. Suddenly.

  90. A word from Roseanne Roseanadana by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm, maybe it was just that the width of my browser was just right so that the last word in the headline appeared separately on a second line.

    So when I parsed that headline, it seemed to say 88% of IT Admins Would Steal Passwords in exchange for sex.

    WTF? How could it be less than 100%?

    Oh wait. I guess 12% of IT Admins are women.

  91. see!? by nimbius · · Score: 2, Funny

    there was this article on slashdot that said he would steal my password!!!

    thats why after i fired our it staff and outsourced it to india, who subcontracted it to the phillipines, our network started to have problems and we cant find the data for the deloitte audit!

    obviously he's stolen my password that windows requires i change.

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  92. Simple rule by kosmosik · · Score: 1

    In information security there is one simple rule: Need to know vs. Nice to know. And that is basically it.

  93. 88 + 22 = Profit ?? by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 1

    Because sysadmins always give 110%?

  94. Re:"Security through obscurity absolutely necessar by kdemetter · · Score: 1

    Well , i'm a fan of open source , but that doesn't necessarily make it safer.

    I *can* be safer , if it's significantly reviewed by security experts , but there aren't that many who would spend their time in it , compared to the amount of people with bad intentions.

    security trough obscurity should never be the main part of security. But it definitly helps.

    It certainly helps when it comes down te server side scripting , like php. If you create your own site , no one else knows how's it's made , what database you are using , etc.

    When you use a ready made open source application , you put your fate in their hands. And if an attacker finds it , he will be able to take on every site using the open source software.

    So security trough obscurity does stop the large amount of would-be hackers using some ready made exploit script.

  95. Re:"Security through obscurity absolutely necessar by kdemetter · · Score: 1

    That's It *can* , not I can . I'm not a security system. Why doesn't Slashdot have an edit button.

  96. As a former admin who was laid off... by MerlynDavis · · Score: 4, Interesting
    I not only insisted that they change all the passwords I knew by heart, but I asked them to go through the entire list of passwords I might have access to and change them. I worked with my replacement to make sure that every password was changed properly, and that any access I might have had was closed off.

    The last thing I wanted was to be in a position where someone hacked the systems and I got blamed because I "knew the passwords"....

    I even handed over my personal notes on the network and had my boss shred the ones he didn't need before I left.

    I can't believe there are that many admins who have that little respect for themselves that they'd be willing to steal passwords.

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    -merlyn
    1. Re:As a former admin who was laid off... by masdog · · Score: 3, Interesting

      That's what I did when I was walked out two weeks into my three week notice. I walked down to the office of the guy that was going to be handling my work until a replacement was found, disabled my VPN access and account in front of him and the Security manager, and then left the room as the administrator password was changed.

      Even with those measures, I was still the first person blamed when one of the plant networks went down two weeks after I left (and on the first day of my new job of all times) due to a hardware failure (fiber-to-ethernet converter...and had I been allowed to have that last week, I would have been able to a few peopel to fill in for me...turning a two day outage into a five to ten minute outage).

    2. Re:As a former admin who was laid off... by cheros · · Score: 1

      I can't believe there are that many admins who have that little respect for themselves that they'd be willing to steal passwords.

      That's only an issue if you are willing to trust this survey. Which I don't, from practical experience I know most of the guys I have worked with are ethical to a point when it stops their career advancing so whatever the study say does not correlate with my own experiences - over 15 years.

      I think it may be worth examining what the study is trying to sell.

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  97. I don't buy that percentage by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    I think that is really high and not reality.

    Sure there are crooks everywhere but 88% does not sound right to me.

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  98. Internal privacy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "The survey also found that one third of IT staff admitted to snooping around the network, looking at highly confidential information, such as salary details and people's personal emails.""

    A thought just occurred to me. Remember the Slashdot story awhile back about changing the nature of the information in such a way that only the absolute essentials would be released and it would be in a form that would protect the users privacy? I would think the same relationship would apply to an internal network. The admin would only have access to the essential information in a form that would protect internal privacy AND allow the admin to do his/her work.

  99. this is an advertising troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    in such grand MS style

  100. obfuscation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'd be much more concerned about the trade secrets that roll out of management offices when overpaid idiots redeploy... And insofar as real "damage" has been done, it was NOT sys admins who loaded laptops with highly sensitive data and then LOST the damn things. Put some eyes on some of the idiots hired into non-IT MANAGEMENT positions. Jeesh. -- btw, I'm not anon -- I'm the "ITG"

  101. no firewall by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To some extent, security through obscurity is absolutely necessary.

    The San Diego Supercomputer Centre does not have have any firewalls and keeps their network secure for four years (as of 2003):

    http://www.usenix.org/publications/login/2003-12/pdfs/singer.pdf
    http://searchsecurity.techtarget.com/news/article/0,289142,sid14_gci1191993,00.html

    Not sure if things have changed now.

  102. release it anonymously on the intarwebs. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't try to profit, just put it out there for all to see and let what happens happen? Revenge of a sort?

    I wouldn't do it myself, I'd rather get revenge in other means that wouldn't compromise my career.

    But that seems like a relatively safe way to get your revenge.

  103. 300 by shellster_dude · · Score: 1

    ...government employees? ...Oracle employees? ...Spartans? Guess we'll never know.

  104. And who is surprised by that? by houbou · · Score: 1

    I'm not surprised to see such high figures. Information is power. I'm less surprised to read that highly confidential information is being snooped by them. It's a boring job! Gotta have something juicy to read :P

  105. Most security threats are from within. by itsybitsy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    As they say "most security threats are from within".

    Just take the security of personal freedoms in the USA. Those in charge of the government at this time have stolen much freedom in the double speak name of freedom. Having passwords "stolen" or "remembered off site" is potentially just the same. Much damage could be inflicted upon companies depending on the range access that the admins have that are laid off. Identity theft can occur, etc...

    Escorting people out is one way. I've been "let go" a number of times. Usually it's simply two weeks notice and all works out. Other times it's two hours and they have someone watching you the whole time and escorting you out with your two weeks severance. One time it was after I arrived home on a Friday night with a phone call and stuff sent to me via courier. It all depends upon their paranoia factors. Often the reasons are not even told to us. In many ways employees and even contractors and consultants are modern day indentured servants.

    Of course finding out that the system admins stole passwords or used them afterwords generally means it was wise for the company to let them go as those kinds of admins are dishonest (maybe more honest than whom they used to work for but still).

    Systems really are brittle with many ways to subvert them. Rather than subvert your past employers systems I'd recommend building your own path to financial independence so that you don't need to work for companies that have the power to fire you!

  106. How not to threaten to fire... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I spent four years working as a school sysadmin--one for an elementary school and three for a high school.

    Unhappy with an incompetent and micromanaging elementary-school principal, I interviewed for the sysadmin job at another school. That principal called my principal to facilitate handing me over, and I subsequently received the third degree for being "disrespectful and underhanded", along with "I could say things about you to make sure you never work in the school district again." Said principal then twisted my new principal's arm enough to get me split part-time each between the two schools.

    Fortunately, I got a post as the sysadmin for a high school--one full-time job instead of two part-timers.

    After two years and two micromanaging, incompetent principals, the principal threatened to not reappoint me for a third year. Among other reasons, he received hearsay that I had applied for another job.

    So what did I learn working for a public school district? Four years of long hours and low pay, three supervisors who shouldn't even have been working at McDonald's, and two threats to get rid of me for something legal I did while off the clock.

    I didn't sabotage anything, but I could have. Thank God for my personal ethics. And they wonder why they can't hold onto IT staff...

  107. Re:"Security through obscurity absolutely necessar by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 1

    I'm a huge fan of open source, and from a macro-perspective, it has done wonders to help the security community.

    That still doesn't mean you should publish the details on what software you are running. From an individual perspective, that is absolutely stupid.

    As a penetration tester and web app auditor, I have broken into countless sites by looking at the badge at the bottom of the site ("Powered by WeakTemplates 1.2.4"), downloading a copy of that specific version, and finding an unpublished hole in it.

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  108. I think all sysadmins should review this by Abattoir · · Score: 4, Interesting

    League of Professional System Administrators Code of Ethics. I have a copy hanging on the wall by my desk and I refer to it regularly to keep me honest. Integrity is the biggest asset for any system administrator.

    1. Re:I think all sysadmins should review this by DragonTHC · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree with you on all points. I too have integrity and work by the lopsa code of ethics

      Unfortunately, my unwillingness to violate that has kept me from advancing in my career. Someone else is always willing to forego ethics for the almighty dollar.

      I am not.

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      They're using their grammar skills there.
    2. Re:I think all sysadmins should review this by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      For me it's part of my personal principles, a matter of personal honour.
      In turn I have gained great levels of trust of a lot of people, this helped me advance my own career.

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    3. Re:I think all sysadmins should review this by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I have one of those too. But it's not for me - it's for everyone who walks into the office. My code of ethics is stored in my head, and while it covers everything on the one posted on the wall, it also covers a lot more.

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  109. Best Revenge Ever... by IBitOBear · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... Is being missed.

    I was vindictively fired by a total idiot. I made sure that everyone I knew at the company knew the hows and whys of my dispute (including where I _was_ at fault). I also always start grooming my replacement the first day I take a job or can identify the best guy to replace me, because who wants to be stuck in the same job forever.

    In the days following my firing I took several opportunities to talk the guy who replaced me (my friend Dan) how to lock me out of various machines and such.

    For almost eighteen months people at that job were forced to say "is a good thing (my name) made sure we had extra capacity laid in while the trench down the block was opened", or thing-x was purchased, or policy-y was in place.

    By the end of that eighteen months, the guy who had fired me had been shown to be the kind of person who he was, and he was invited to leave the company. (I was long gone and made no attempt to return.)

    If you have to "do something" to your company to make them feel the pain of your absence when you are gone, you weren't previously doing your job.

    Competence, and never looking back except to laugh, is the best revenge ever.

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    --"Code Complete" Microsoft Press
    1. Re:Best Revenge Ever... by omglolbah · · Score: 1

      I can fully agree.

      Though at the company I left there -was- nobody to replace me.

      They have no IT tech people at all and are now forced to use hugely expensive external support for everything.

      I wasnt fired, but left due to disagreements about quite a lot of policy ;)

      They still havent hired anyone.. and I still get phonecalls *snickers*

    2. Re:Best Revenge Ever... by Killjoy_NL · · Score: 1

      You magnificent bastard ;)

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    3. Re:Best Revenge Ever... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup. One IT job I worked at (as a college student), once I graduated they had to get some other students. I came over to visit like a year later, a few people were like "Oh man you kept things running smoothly, we've got 3 guys doing your job now and it's still not all running quite as well."

                That was quite a long time ago; I had both samba & Appletalk (using Columbia Appletalk Package, I would use netatalk now) for both cross-platform printing and file sharing, running on some old version of redhat. P90. The hard disk in the box was very slow, but since the building only had 10mbit ethernet back then, it could peg the ethernet.

                The job I'm at now, I get along well with my boss. But it's the same situation, I wouldn't have to do ANYTHING to "get back" at my boss if he fired me for no reason; it'll be hard to match my competence at the job.

  110. Firefox RSS truncation by ozbird · · Score: 1

    "88% of IT Admins Would Steal Passwords If Lai..." Laid? Yeah, that figures. So who is this cyber Mata Hari?

  111. If I was about to be fired.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd take those fractions of a pennies from accounting that get rounded down and slide them into a bank account.

  112. Wow, by gmezero · · Score: 2, Informative

    88% though?!? That's staggering, I have a hard time believing that ethics in the IT industry are so poor to validate a number that large? I want to know details about who they surveyed to qualify that number.

    I know that the sociopath mentality is the way of the road at the top of some parts of corporate American (especially in the energy industry it would seem), and I wouldn't be surprised to see this number if it related to executives based on the nightly news, but in my IT circles we look on that behavior with scorn rather than having envy to aspire to it. And frankly I just don't see this type of thinking any place within the company I currently work for, top to bottom.

    This is really an amazing report. Frankly it makes me fearful at what type of reprise knee jerk reaction management types are going to take based on this story.

    Sigh...

    1. Re:Wow, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds likes good news to security companies, like RSA (one time passwords), or other up and coming companies than monitor data flow on their networks.

    2. Re:Wow, by wkcole · · Score: 1

      88% though?!? That's staggering, I have a hard time believing that ethics in the IT industry are so poor to validate a number that large? I want to know details about who they surveyed to qualify that number.

      RTFA

      Or simply note that this survey was conducted by a company which is in the business of selling snake oil products to people who are prone to fear that their technical staff is out to screw them. Hmm... I don't suppose they would ever perform a survey in such a way as to assure that they got a paranoia-inducing outcome...

      I know that the sociopath mentality is the way of the road at the top of some parts of corporate American (especially in the energy industry it would seem), and I wouldn't be surprised to see this number if it related to executives based on the nightly news, but in my IT circles we look on that behavior with scorn rather than having envy to aspire to it. And frankly I just don't see this type of thinking any place within the company I currently work for, top to bottom.

      I was recently fired for the egregious misbehavior of being more expensive than a sysadmin in Mexico. I had 3 months of formal notice, and over 2 years of "writing on the wall" notice as a team of 12 was dwindled to 3. I took no data or docs out of the company that I was not authorized to take, and had to actively reject the plea that I leave myself a back door so that I could be leaned on in an emergency. In the preceding years of having the unpleasant task of "exit audits" I never found anything more heinous than sysadmins taking copies of the tools they had written for work, an act that was approved for me when I bothered asking for permission as I left.

      I do not believe that this survey represents reality. It may well represent the reality of the companies Cyber-Ark has scared into buying their products.

      This is really an amazing report. Frankly it makes me fearful at what type of reprise knee jerk reaction management types are going to take based on this story.

      Sigh...

      That seems like the entire purpose of the survey. Some will buy Cyber-Ark's products.

  113. That brings up a good point... by msimm · · Score: 2, Informative

    This is a press release after all. A sales tool which provides none of the security questions, nothing about the sample group or methodology and none of the responses for you the reader to review.

    I'd guess that they probably used a lot of leading or misleading questions in a poorly defined sample group simply to release some press kit.

    Which makes them sales people and that's a much lower rung in the IT world.

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  114. by Computerworld UK staff - Thats the way to... by xgolferx · · Score: 2, Insightful

    stand behind your article. Bet if we look further the survey consisted of the same idiots at their local pub after a few too many pints...

    What a crock, who are these IT Admins working for? Are they right out college? Did they read some BS hacking book off of amazon? SO LAME, when did slashdot become the national enquirer?

    people get canned, people get laid off, if you don't want to have it to happen to you know more about the business than anyone else. Yes know more than just IT, be able to justify and defend IT objectives to the business folks. Yes those individuals that read some airline magazine or talk to their kids friends and then think they know it all.

    Don't be afraid to point out the error of their ways, just make sure if it is the CEO or CFO that you give them an out. OR YOU WILL BE OUT...

  115. Re:"Security through obscurity absolutely necessar by linear+a · · Score: 1

    If only there was a way to preview before submitting.

  116. Re:As a former pirate who was laid off... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I can't believe there are that many admins who have that little respect for themselves that they'd be willing to steal passwords."

    Why? People who illegally download content eventually grow up and take the same ethics with them.

  117. insert free advert for Cyber-Ark .. by rs232 · · Score: 1

    :) dhdhdhdhgff

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  118. SEC Charges Former KLA-Tencor CEO With Fraud .. by rs232 · · Score: 1

    Fucking DOH !

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  119. Re: unbelievable .. :) by rs232 · · Score: 1

    "the boss asked me to set up her e-mail account to forward a copy of all her e-mail to him"

    The CEO actually talks it the IT staff, now that is unbelievable

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  120. why would they need to steal the CEo's password by rs232 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why would they need to steal the CEO's password, when there is any number of ways to get access. Especially as letting the CEO have admin access is highly dangerous as he keeps his excel documents in the C:\Recycler folder to save space .:)

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    1. Re:why would they need to steal the CEo's password by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Why would they need to steal the CEO's password, when there is any number of ways to get access. Especially as letting the CEO have admin access is highly dangerous as he keeps his excel documents in the C:\Recycler folder to save space .:)

      I actually knew a secretary who did this. She used the recycle bin as a convenient place to put documents she wasn't working on but might wish to refer back to.

      She wasn't the sharpest tool in the box. I had a lot of trouble getting the message across that this could be a bad idea.

  121. Bullshit. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    I can tell you all about any properly secured machine and reasonably expect most people will be unable to launch any successful attack.

    Most security problems arise from insiders, clued up companies have procedures in place to make sure an insider stops being one pretty much the moment a working relationship ends.

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    1. Re:Bullshit. by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 1

      Most security problems arise from insiders

      Do you know why insider attacks are so damaging? It's because they have something called insider knowledge of the system. You know, things like network configuration, applications in use, etc... The same stuff that I was saying you shouldn't post on public forums.

      Regardless, your logic is wrong. Taken to the extreme, you are saying "most security problems come from insiders, so I don't have to protect from outsiders".

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  122. Don't work in shitty places .... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    ... all those problems are easily solvable by clued up people without lots of extra spending.

    Firewalls, SSH, VPNs and other tools (often available for free) can mitigate very effectively all the problems you just described.

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    1. Re:Don't work in shitty places .... by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, clued up people can use thought and available tools and little money to address these. But the clued up people need time and permission to act, especially in a larger organization where there's a real tension between 'let me just do what I want or need' and 'obey the central office policies'. We can't always negotiate that ourselves: it's easy to overwhelm the core infrastructure staff with requests for special exceptions and resources, and even easier to step on their toes by pointing out when they've been complete idiots about security. So sometimes you're stuck with addressing these issues step-by-step, or accepting them as a cost of doing business and work with the tools that are available or supportable.

  123. You obviously .... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    "IT people are usually of higher than average IQ... "

    don't understand how averages work.

    Which makes the above sentence doubly ironic.

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    1. Re:You obviously .... by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      "IT people are usually of higher than average IQ... " You obviously don't understand how averages work.

      How so? Are you claiming that any given set will always be statistically representative of any sets it is a member of? If you can show that is the case, you'll win a Nobel prize in Mathematics.

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  124. Security firm scaremongers about security. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Quelle surprise.

    Pardon my Swahili.

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  125. Bullshit. by choke · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Having been in the field now for 20 years, I've met all manner of IT people, and interviewed thousands. Several of my interview questions were designed to try and test the interviewee's character and drew on hypothetical situations that I have been faced with in the IT field.

    I know that 88% of my coworkers, mentors and affiliates do not bother to violate the trust of the environments that I have worked in.

    This is FUD - intended to generate an environment of fear to motivate potential clients. It's destabilizing propaganda and dishonest.

    I take personal offense at this, being that this is my field and this encompasses most of the people I call my friends and have known and admired in my professional life.

    Considering the difficulties and often long hours of the job, it's a serious injury on top of insult to have some vendor-slash-consultant-slash-propagandist snake oil peddlers call us criminals too.

    I'll make a counter assertion. 88% of all consultants whose assessments determine if you need their services are lying assholes.

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  126. Obsession with blocking porn by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

    I find it amazing how much time and energy goes into blocking "inappropriate" content at work. Because while it is admittedly a waste of paid worktime, blocking it will still leave tons of semi-legitimate sites to goof off on. Like Slashdot, been guilty of that myself at times ;-)

    So I think a lot of energy goes to waste there.

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    1. Re:Obsession with blocking porn by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Blocking porn is just as much about trying to mitigate a workplace legal liability - if not more so - as it is about preventing people from wasting company time. IE, what happens when someone of the opposite gender, or someone with strong religious/moral/etc. convictions (one way or the other) views you viewing porn? Yeah, that can result in sexual harassment suits against the company.

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  127. Re: unbelievable .. :) by Phroggy · · Score: 1

    Small business with no full-time IT staff.

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  128. Why would I need to "steal" the passwords... by supremebob · · Score: 1

    When I as the IT administrator already know what all of them are! That's one of the benefits of being the IT admin... you already know what all of the root/administrator/dba passwords are because you did a lot of the original product installation and configuration.

    Sure, they may change many of those passwords eventually, but they'll probably never change ALL of them. There is always that one stupid legacy app with a hard coded password in it somewhere... which blows up every time someone tries to change the password for a reason that nobody bothered to investigate it throughly. It only takes one of those accounts with admin rights to reek some havoc... or more likely bail out a buddy six months down the road when they ask you for a favor at your new job.

  129. Is it a Micro$oft world thing? by whitroth · · Score: 1

    Having worked in the field for a looong time, and been in Unix most of the time since '91, and being one of two sysadmins under my manager now, let me say that the admins I've worked with have been a hell of a lot more ethical than some of the developers, and way more so than most of upper management.

    I can't think of one I've worked with who would pull that kind of crap.

    Of course, when I call tech support for things like my cable modem, I get a *lot* of support staff that are M$ oriented, and ask for my password, so that's why the subject line.

              mark

  130. get a new team by Phist · · Score: 1

    You're not sure what to do about it? But, you gave the answer already. You don't break the ethics guidelines because you get paid well at your job. This implies that you could lose your job if you were to deviate from ethic guidelines. Now, about how you took the high road to discredit your team mates on slashdot...grow up.

  131. the obvious question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    what % of Cyber-Ark IT admins would steal passwords if laid off?