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Computer For a Child?

jameswing writes "I am thinking of buying a UMPC, such as an Eee PC or a Wind for my son, and wanted to get input from Slashdot. He is almost 2 and really curious about our computers, and anything electronic. I want to foster this in him, without having him on my desktop or laptop. I also don't really like the idea of getting one of those cheap 'Learning Laptops' that have a tiny screen and are really limited. Does anybody have one that they use with their children? How sturdy is it? Will it stand up to a 2-year-old? If not, what are good alternatives? What are your thoughts? Suggestions?"

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  1. Oh, get over yourself by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Your son is not a prodigy. At "nearly 2" he's about ready for playing "What sound does this animal make?" games. With you though, not with some electronic babysitter.

    This question is nonsensical. Come back in 3 years, and we can talk.

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    1. Re:Oh, get over yourself by g253 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're absolutely right of course. This kid's not interested in "anything electronic", he's interested in anything that goes "ping" or flashes pretty lights.
      A toy laptop with only a spelling game on it is not limited if the kid is unable to spell, is it?

      Wait until he can hold a pencil and write his name with it. Then consider getting him a computer.

    2. Re:Oh, get over yourself by troll8901 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Your son is not a prodigy.

      I'd think twice before throwing such comments around.

    3. Re:Oh, get over yourself by d3ac0n · · Score: 4, Informative

      I don't think it was necessary to be that rude to the guy. Maybe his child *IS* a prodigy. You don't know.

      That said, 2 is a bit young to be buying a proper laptop for. Although a netbook would be a fine choice if you really think he is ready. I know I started showing my kids how to use the computer at around two, and by 3 they could use the mouse. My kids are hardly prodigies (actually, they both have Autism Spectrum Disorder) but now they can both use the PC with no problem. I've found the Zac Browser to be a great help, as it limits the options kids have and basically turns the PC into a toy they can play with.

      I would suggest trying that first. Download it, and sit with your child using it. (Hand-over-hand on the mouse at first.) You will find it to be great bonding time for you and your child, and the bonus is that they learn to do some basic things on the PC, and eventually it will be a nice, kid-safe method of entertainment.

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    4. Re:Oh, get over yourself by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 5, Informative

      There are a few games for OS X designed for

      Baby Safe II
      # Teaches the numbers and the alphabet with spoken words as the toddler presses keys.
      # Displays pictures of flowers and animals at random or when the space key is pressed.
      # Displays geometric shapes at random and when the mouse is clicked.

      Baby Banger
      Baby Banger fills the screen with a large white window where randoms sounds and shapes are displayed for young children to look at and identify. It can even speak the name of the shapes being displayed. The source code is included in the download.

      I'm sure there are Linux equivalents.

    5. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree.

      As to the others saying he could be a prodigy, well... Maybe, but I guarantee they would have mentioned this because it's very rare and would have made the question make a lot more sense.

      To me this is a first time parent trying to "get involved" but they really don't know what they are doing and they want a new toy themselves. Nobody that has had a normal 2-year-old would even consider asking a question like this because they would know it doesn't make any sense. A Fischer Price "computer" would be better.

      Sure, let the kid hammer on your keyboard and help them do some simple stuff on the computer (they can use a mouse; at least when they aren't bored), but they don't need their own computer. And watch your kid very carefully around your computer, especially the display. It takes less than a second to put something through the screen and ruin it (ask me how I know).

    6. Re:Oh, get over yourself by kbrasee · · Score: 5, Funny

      he's interested in anything that goes "ping"

      Well, teach him how to use ping then...

    7. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Joce640k · · Score: 5, Insightful

      He's not curious about your computers, he's just trying to do whatever it is you're doing. If you were reading a newspaper he'd be "interested in newspapers". If you were peeling potatoes he'd be "interested in starchy tubers".

      From the sound of it you need to spend less time surfing the web and devote more time to the young person that YOU brought into the world.

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    8. Re:Oh, get over yourself by aetherworld · · Score: 5, Funny

      Baby Banger

      They should really consider getting a new name for their app...

    9. Re:Oh, get over yourself by canUbeleiveIT · · Score: 5, Funny

      I suspect that is I were to use the OP's definition of being interested in "anything electronic," one of our dogs would fit it. Of course, she also eats her own poop.

    10. Re:Oh, get over yourself by PinkyDead · · Score: 1

      My 2c (with the proviso that I just about know how to raise my own kids, and I'm a firm believer in not telling anyone else how to raise theirs).

      I notice with kids that those that are very good at one particular thing are grossly deficient in others, and I think this is a problem with a lot of so-called 'prodigies', many of whom end up with severe social and psychological problems in later life.

      I have seen over and over again, the parent that thinks their kid is really bright and works really hard to encourage the emerging talent. The parent thinks this child is amazing - but other parents in school, say, recognise this effort but also see the deficiencies it causes. (Social and interaction skills is a huge one)

      I think it is vital that a parent encourages their child to discover the world and is there to pick them up when they fall, but to do it in the most informal way possible - especially at age 2.

      A computer is just tool that extends how we interact with the real world - but we need to learn that interaction without the computer first.

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    11. Re:Oh, get over yourself by GIL_Dude · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly. What we did with our kids at 2 and 3 was sit them on our laps at our computer and put on a counting game or spelling game. I think their first counting one was "Amy Fun 2 3" which was a DOS program (OK, so I am old). Eventually, as they got a bit older (5, 6) we let them have that computer and I got a new one for me.

      The parent and GP are totally correct. A 2 year old needs GUIDED learning, not "here's a small computer, go play".

    12. Re:Oh, get over yourself by phoomp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly. A UMPC is way overkill for a 2yr old. When my daughter was 3, I was spending a lot of time working at home on my laptop. She was obsessed with it and insisted on pounding on the keyboard while I was working on it. To keep her from pounding on my shiny new laptop, I decided to get a toy laptop for her. Shopping around, I found many in the $60 range. Then I spotted an old used laptop for $30 and got that instead and put a bunch of kid-friendly software onto it. Kids don't need the latest and greatest, unless you're looking for an excuse to get the latest and greatest. Most software for kids still runs on 486 processors.

    13. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Nursie · · Score: 4, Funny

      So short sighted!

      Just think of the uber-mecha-geek that he could turn out by teaching the child so early on that:

      1. Computers are more interesting than people (including you)
      2. Being interested in the computer is the only way to make your father happy.

      Social dysfunction and extreme geekhood here we come!

    14. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      I don't think it was necessary to be that rude to the guy.

      Where there is a real superiority of mind, rudeness will be always under good regulation.

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    15. Re:Oh, get over yourself by FreeFull · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oy, it doesn't take a prodigy to use a computer at age of 2. I got my first computer when I was 2 (it was a MS-DOS box) and I certainly aren't a prodigy. (right now I'm 14). I didn't have much trouble using it (except for the prompt command accident) and I certainly didn't break it, or even attempt to break it. It was my gateway to the world of computers.

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    16. Re:Oh, get over yourself by dumb_jedi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As a father of a three-year boy and a toddler girl, I can say that that are curious about EVERYTHING. From the ant to the airplane. What you should be considering is how to keep them that way, curious and unafraid to ask questions.

      Specifically about exposing children to technology, I'm against it. We don't really know how it affects their development, so I'll wait until they're 7, 8 or older to get them a computer. Right now I think it's more important for them to use their imagination than a computer, that's why I like so much to tell them oral stories.

    17. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Yvan256 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your son is not a prodigy.

      I bet he's not an AOL either.

    18. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With you

      Here, here. Be a father and give your child the greatest learning experience of all - a childhood.

    19. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 5, Funny

      ACK!

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    20. Re:Oh, get over yourself by jambox · · Score: 1

      What's the problem? Assuming this person isn't a horrible, horrible person then anything that can keep a child occupied for half an hour is a real boon for any parent.

      My boy's 3 and a half and the only time I get to do anything useful is when he's sat in front of the TV. Like it or not, that's what parenting toddlers is about - spending time with them yes, but also managing to clean the house, cook dinner, wash clothes etc.

      I wouldn't buy one new because it may well get trashed (especially if they think of it as "their toy") but if you've an old box hanging around like I have, then why not? The BBC Cbeebies site is excellent and can keep a child busy for a little while. Kids pick up how to use a mouse within days and point-and-click websites at least make them think and concentrate for a while, as opposed to the complete mental switch-off that happens when watching a Barney DVD or somesuch.

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    21. Re:Oh, get over yourself by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Your post probably concluded it all so we could turn off Slashdot now :D, or atleast this thread =P

      Also:
      " I want to foster this in him"
      It's YOUR fucking interest, not his. Force feed it into him now and maybe he will never want to pick it up later.

      "I also don't really like the idea of getting one of those cheap 'Learning Laptops' that have a tiny screen and are really limited."
      Yeah, and his two year old will surely notice... Pro as he is ..

      I had an SVI-728 and later a NES, I still own his kid! :D

    22. Re:Oh, get over yourself by mhall119 · · Score: 1

      Don't sell 2 year olds short, my daughter started playing with her computer at 2. I'm making a toddler-focused Ubuntu distro for kids that age: http://quinncoincorporated.org/

      I am beta testing it on my own 3 and 4 year old, and will have a LiveCD available for download as soon as I can find someone with more bandwidth to host the ISO.

      Instead of buying a new UMPC, just go on ebay or craigslist and get an older laptop. If you really want something new, $400 will get you a new OLPC on Amazon, they're rugged enough for a 2 year old.

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    23. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Keith_Beef · · Score: 2, Informative

      Or get a strong "kiddy keyboard".

      http://www.amazon.com/s?ie=UTF8&search-alias=electronics&field-keywords=kids%20computer%20keyboard&page=1

      K.

    24. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Robocoastie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Rogerborg is absolutely correct. Any interest your child has in computers right now is simply because he sees you at the computer so he's doing what children do: monkey see monkey do. What I did for my child when she "showed an interest" is gaver her an old keyboard which at 5 she still plays with. At 5 the computer things she does is limited to noggin.com pbskids.com sproutonline.com and a couple Disney Pooh games that are simple point and click. Even those kid-friendly websites still have too many links to non-games and ads that frustrate her. It takes time to develop the understanding what's on a screen (especially when their reading is non-existant or limited) and the dexterity to work a mouse or trackball. At 2 you're better off with lightup music toys. My 2 copper is get him a toy piano keyboard with flashy lights :)

    25. Re:Oh, get over yourself by mhall119 · · Score: 3, Informative

      My kids are hardly prodigies (actually, they both have Autism Spectrum Disorder) but now they can both use the PC with no problem. I've found the Zac Browser [zacbrowser.com] to be a great help, as it limits the options kids have and basically turns the PC into a toy they can play with.

      My son is on the spectrum too, I made a Linux distro for him with some nice open source games. Check it out at: http://quinncoincorporated.org/

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    26. Re:Oh, get over yourself by kae_verens · · Score: 2, Interesting

      my son Jareth is also autistic. I gave him one of my own laptops when he was 4. no problems with a mouse, as it had a synaptic pad.

      I set him up with a simple system - Ubuntu with KDE3 in Kiosk mode. he was locked down to a few simple tasks.

      He spent most of the time browsing around the CBeeBies website or playing "BridgeBuilder-Game".

      Eventually, though, I had to take the laptop off him - he got so engrossed in it that he would forgo food and the toilet in favour of getting his "fix" of the laptop.

      I'll give him another laptop when he reaches six or so and is understanding that he is only allowed the machine for an hour or two at a time.

      To the OP: just get a vtech or other similar machine. A real computer is just too much coolness for a 2-year-old to handle. You need to give them something that they can let go of after a few hours.

      And to the "oh get over yourself" poster - grow up. This is the 21st century. In the 20th, kids grew up with lego. Now, it's computers. You don't need to be a "genius" to use a computer. Any kid can handle it if it's set up properly, so asking for hints about a laptop to give the kid does not imply that the kid is somehow gifted.

    27. Re:Oh, get over yourself by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      I agree with the posts saying spend more time with the kid. On the other hand, an older pc costs pennies these days. Let the kid bang on a real keyboard, they are cheap enough to replace. Maybe he'll be touch typing at 5 years old. As long as you spend time with the kid away from the computer, there is no harm in letting the kid play along when daddy is at the computer too.

      Just judging by age, you might want to pick an age appropriate OS.... at that age, I'm going to suggest ...... NO, I'm not starting that flame war

      seriously, if you want him to play along, get him a cheap pc with no Internet connection, find some learning software, let him bang on the damn keyboard till it breaks, buy another one, repeat.

    28. Re:Oh, get over yourself by FreeFull · · Score: 0

      Actually, I did learn reading early on, which might have helped.

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    29. Re:Oh, get over yourself by value_added · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, teach him how to use ping then...

      To be fair, event adults can be impressed with a a machine that go ping

    30. Re:Oh, get over yourself by mr_gorkajuice · · Score: 1
      I can't help but think it's a little funny that you tell the parent not to jump to conclusions, and then agree with his conclusions anyway ;)
      Makes sense though, as parent is right. I particularly dislike the following quotes from announcement:

      I want to foster this in him, without having him on my desktop or laptop.

      Sounds a bit to me like you're eager to leave him to the electric baby-sitters. If you really want to foster his computerskills, I think you'll be doing a bad job by simply equipping him with a piece of hardware and leave him on his own.
      Want him to work the computer? Show him how and do it with him... on your pc.

      I also don't really like the idea of getting one of those cheap 'Learning Laptops' that have a tiny screen and are really limited.

      Well, you're not the one who's gonna be using it. If you start out using YOUR pc WITH your kid, you'll probably find out soon enough that these limitations aren't really gonna affect your sons ability to have fun with it.
      If, contrary to anyones expectations, your kid actually starts googleing all the things he don't know after a week, and launches his first Hello World!-app after two weeks, then yeah, he probably IS a prodigy. But in that case, you don't really need a computer designed to withstand the average 2 year old now, do you?

    31. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Vlad_the_Inhaler · · Score: 3, Insightful

      My ex-girlfriend has a daughter (several, actually). Back when we were together and the daughter was 4 or 5, she would sit there, hit keys at random and then I had to pronounce what she had just typed. She (and I, I suppose) had a lot of fun that way. That was *her* idea of a computer game. Then she started reconfiguring Windows 98 by hitting random key combinations. That got old fast.

      I can't believe the o.p. is serious. No-one wants to tie an almost-2-year-old to a computer. Someone is having fun seeing how the Slashdot crowd react to something that crazy, seeing if anyone takes it seriously. Bingo.

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    32. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Pvt_Ryan · · Score: 1

      instead of a computer you could let him go outside *oh noess the sun* and play with real live people.

      I wonder what is wrong with peole nowadays, round my street the kids aren't allowed out of their own back yard (it's not even a bad area). It's just sad, when i was younger i was forced outside to play with people and limited to 1-2hrs a day at most on my amigia 500, yet nowadays people won't let the kids out to play and expect them to watch tv all day. Is it any wonder there are so many fat bastards running (well ok shuffling) about?

    33. Re:Oh, get over yourself by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      When my daughter was two, she loved computers. Being able to move the mouse and bang the keys and watch the screen change in reaction to her kept her fascinated for an hour at a time. You could lock the desktop and it wouldn't make a lick of difference, as long as she could move the mouse pointer and watch letters appear in the login box when she hammered on the keyboard.

      Knowing that, you want something highly configurable that will allow you to control what he can find in his explorations, like leaving breadcrumbs for Hansel and Gretel. Personally, I'd go with a Linux based system that has a clean, minimalist interface and really lock it down.

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    34. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Nursie · · Score: 3, Interesting

      IBM Model M keyboard

      Let him try and break it. I bet you could even vomit into those repeatedly without them needing much more than a wash to fix.

    35. Re:Oh, get over yourself by sleigher · · Score: 1

      The question posed is the same one I have except my kid is 7 and I am wondering if it is ok for him to have an ubuntu box. I am OLPC he plays with but when is a good time for him to move on. I have an old T42 with ubuntu 8.04 that I use but is it ok for him to just dive in? I think at 7 he still needs to playing outdoors and learning social skills, making friends et al. I certainly don't want him to be an introverted dork like me and sit on /. all day.

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    36. Re:Oh, get over yourself by De+Lemming · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Boohbah website also has this kind of stuff. It's a flash app you should put in full screen mode. There are more sites like this if you look around, as every tv show has a web page nowadays.

    37. Re:Oh, get over yourself by illumastorm · · Score: 3, Funny

      You packet was rejected. It is not in the correct format. RST.

    38. Re:Oh, get over yourself by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 5, Funny

      Indeed. I would suggest "Baby Beater" as a suitable alternative.

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    39. Re:Oh, get over yourself by jambox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Careful, you're playing with fire: http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=715

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    40. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, you both have no clue how much babies can do.
      See www.yourbabycanread.com, even 9m old can read!

      They can listen and read and use keyboard and mouse. Not very precise control as yours but they do have lots of fun with gcompris (for Linux).

      My 18mo toddler son is in particular interested in mobile phones.

    41. Re:Oh, get over yourself by kachakaach · · Score: 3, Interesting

      My son took over my old eMac before turning age two. He is now 2.5 yrs old, he has basic command of the full UI. (Tiger 10.4.11)

      he "cut his teeth" on several baby banger programs. He now uses over a dozen children's software apps, including the MacKiev suite (green eggs and ham, cat in the hat, etc), and LOVES tux paint, and his most recent acquisition is "Ollo at the Sunny Valley Fair.

      He has a good understanding of the DVD interface, and explores all the games, extras, and other features of the DVD's. (He loves to turn on the closed captions while watching movies on the computer).

      He knows how to shut it down, put it to sleep, turn the volume up and down, and subtract icons from the dock (he loves the little POOF they make as they disappear.)

      We got him an old blue MacAlly keyboard (out of storage from work), it is virtually indestructible! He pounds on it, drops it, it has NEVER quit working, no keys have come off, works GREAT. Also gave him an old one button Apple mouse. He is too young for "right-click" and the one button mouse solves a lot of frustration.

      He prefers the computer to the TV, hands down, every time. The computer is interactive, the TV is passive. He wants his "p'cuter"

      Don't sell your children short, they tend to rise to whatever level we set for them.

      (AND, his taking over my eMac gave us the excuse to get a new MacBook Pro, thanks son!)

    42. Re:Oh, get over yourself by dcarmi · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No two year old should have a computer thrust on them. Any sub-five year old needs to develop cognitive and communicative skills. What they really need is the attention and interaction with another human being

      When my kids were small, I did indeed sit them on my knee and let them "play" with the computer. The point being I was there; discussing, helping and guiding them.

      Personally, I can't think of anything worse than leaving a small child to their own devices interacting with a screen, be it computer or TV.

      By all means introduce a child to a computer at an early age, but do it in small doses and together.

      In my experience children love computers, but when you do manage to drag them off and do something together that actually prefer it. The difficulty is detaching them from the system in the first place.

      Don't be in a rush to plug 'em in too much, too quickly!

    43. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Something similar to a speak and spell would be useful, not a general purpose computer. Wait until he's older to give him an OLPC or something like that.

      http://www.speaknspell.co.uk/speaknspell.html

    44. Re:Oh, get over yourself by grumbel · · Score: 1

      If you really want something new, $400 will get you a new OLPC on Amazon, they're rugged enough for a 2 year old.

      The OLPC is for school children, it is not build for 2 year old.

    45. Re:Oh, get over yourself by kikta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're a jackass who either doesn't have kids or was such an obnoxious dipshit about having them that the other parents hated you.

      Toddlers want to use the same things mommy and daddy have. They know the difference between a toy and the real thing. My son had several toy remotes before I finally bought a spare TiVo remote and gave it to him without batteries. He now leaves the remote alone, because he has one also.

      This won't be an electronic babysitter - the guy wants something to distract the little brat. If you knew what you were talking about, you'd understand that it need to be durable because kids are FAST, not because he'll be left alone with it for extended periods of time. Hell, I wouldn't trust mine with a Toughbook.

      I know the rest of the world seems simple from your mom's basement, but you really should shut the fuck up.

    46. Re:Oh, get over yourself by HungryHobo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When I was a child we had an old machine my dad had salvaged from the skip at work, when I was about 3 I started playing a simple maths game, I don't know whether it was my sister or parents who first put me playing it but I remember the game well.

      It had a list of different games with counting and memory stuff, the one I remember best was the addition game.
      It printed up something like "5+3=" in big primary coulors on a blue background with 5 baloons below the 5 and 3 baloons bellow the 3 etc. Hell the answer would never be more than 9 so there was only a handful of different sums.

      It had a fairly awful voice synth which would speak the question and and then if you got it correct you'd get one of 4 or 5 silly complements "That's fantastic!" "great!" etc etc
      Perfect for kids in other words.

      It kept score in the bottom right corner with how many answers you'd got correct.
      I'd sit in front of it for hours enthralled. My mother relates how I used to proudly march into the kitchen at age 3 and 4 and announce "I've got half a hundred!" "I've got a hundred!" etc

      I'd love to find a copy of this or some updated version with better sound as it really was fantastic. Hell I'd be half tempted to write my own version of it if I ever had kids of my own.

      I learned math before I ever learned how to read or write with a pencil. It was dull in school when we were being taught basic math and I was bored because the class was trying to understand the concept of plus and minus. But it put me ahead in math and once you're ahead it's easy to stay ahead.

      I owe a great deal to that game and my family for sitting me in front of it. If anyone knows what this is called or where to find it I'd love to know who the dev was so I can thank them.

      At the same time I wish my dad had sat down with me at a young age and taught me how to code a little.
      He tended to hand me manuals which while fine for students tends to be a bit of a hurdle when you don't understand most of the words on the first page and get discouraged.

    47. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      How did the reply by Rogerborg get tagged as "5, Insightful"?! It's more along the lines of a Troll! The posting was asking for computer advice, not obnoxious parenting advice. I will never understand the rating system here.

      Besides, *if* you have kids (those without who are responding are utterly unqualified to answer, no matter how opinionated they may be), you will notice that not very many young kids have a real interest in how a computer works (just go visit their classes in school), and many of those never had any real exposure to computers at home. Beeps and blips have a draw to some kids, but it is not what keeps them coming back.

      Primarily because I work with computers, my kids were all very interested in computers at a very young age (sitting on my lap as babies when I was working from home, wanting to do what I am doing, etc). A simple "stress reliever" game, oddly enough, taught my kids how to use the mouse. An old keyboard with the cord cut off became a lot of fun for the kids to bang on when they we babies (but they quickly realized that it didn't do anything on the screen).

      We used (and still use) a standard home-built tower machine with a wireless keyboard & mouse, and a 19" LCD monitor I picked up one black Friday ages ago.

      I'd recommend a PC rather than something custom like a "learning pc" since you can aim for inexpensive/under-powered now since your child is so young, and you can upgrade it as needed over time. Try for a smaller case, though.. something that can hold a MicroATX motherboard so it won't be that obtrusive where ever you decide to put it. We have ours tucked in the corner of our family room (my kids are a bit older now, so we gain some comfort in being able to see what they are doing on the computer when they are on it, and they are only allowed (via squid) to certain sites, but that's another discussion) and the tower computer, while hidden, is still a bit bulky.

      Still, you want to stick with something off the shelf because some of the kids learning games have odd requirements. Many of them, however, are built to run on Windows 98. :)

      Like some responses have hinted, though, there is a balance between how much time they spend on the computer and how much time they spend with you. You need to use your own judgment when it comes to that.

    48. Re:Oh, get over yourself by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the UMPC is REALLY for daddy.

      Oh, look, honey! Junior is really interested in this liquid cooled gaming pc with quad SLI and 8 cores! Slashdot said it will DEFINITELY help with his spelling skills!

      Fisher Price makes things that are much too limited for a 20 month old...

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    49. Re:Oh, get over yourself by anomnomnomymous · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...he's interested in anything that goes "ping" or flashes pretty lights.

      Also don't forget that kids love to imitate what they see the people around them doing, in this case the parents.

      I agree with the grandparent though that a computer isn't something you should buy for a 2 year old: Just get off your own computer and play games: Much better for the development of their brains/body imho.
      He/she still has plenty of years left to fudge about with computers; But you'll never ever have the chance again to play with toys all day.

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    50. Re:Oh, get over yourself by johny42 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Also, zombo.com.

    51. Re:Oh, get over yourself by OneMadMuppet · · Score: 1

      No, it's not. All kids develop at different speeds. My neice spent a lot of time on laptops playing on websites when she was 2. No trouble with mice or touchpads, a long way past "What sound does this animal make". Take a look at KidRocket and Poisson Rouge.

    52. Re:Oh, get over yourself by RMH101 · · Score: 1
      Pleo? Check
      World's biggest marble run? Check
      Massive array of technical lego? Check
      Want a Rovio for Xmas? Check

      In much the same vein, my first Mac was justified as "It'll make me get around to editing all those videos of the kids to DVD", and my Canon DSLR "would take better pictures of the kids"

      It's got to the point where she just glazes over and goes "That's nice, dear" when I talk about products like this: I'm so transparent.

    53. Re:Oh, get over yourself by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      My oldest loved airliners.net, the shiny pics of airplanes, for her, were mesmerizing. She was 2-3 at the time.

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    54. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Toll_Free · · Score: 1

      Hey, you insensitive clod, I USED to BE a fat bastard.

      Think of the fat bastards before you go throwing their handicap around :(

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    55. Re:Oh, get over yourself by blametheduck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As a father of two (3 and 0.5):
      Take him outdoors, dig holes, build a hut, explain how the trees grow and the cycle of the seasons.

      As other posters have pointed out, come back in three years. He will be interested in what you are doing anyway and learn quickly when he's ready - but for now he needs to learn tons of other stuff.

      --blametheduck

    56. Re:Oh, get over yourself by flappinbooger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's possible that this "ask slashdot" is clever marketing research for someone who wants to know which UMPC is the geek crowd's choice for a kiddy computer.

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    57. Re:Oh, get over yourself by bytor4232 · · Score: 1

      Give the guy a break, his child might very well be a prodigy. My oldest daughter has had her own computer since she was two. Sure in the beginning it was a lot of banging the keyboard and watching the pretty pretty lights, but now she is a straight A student, model citizen, top athlete, critical thinker, and top conversationalist whom I spend many hours discussing life with. She is only 8. The only thing she wants under the tree is an Eee PC. I'm so proud of her.

      That being said, you could try a umpc. I have my daughter's Eee right now, and they are fairly sturdy. That being said I would consider getting a USB keyboard and mouse/trackball until your sure he doesn't destroy the thing.

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    58. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Dead on. My daughter at 2 was interested in cars, Should I have bought her a Mini cooper?

      Buy them a fisher price remote or other child safe toys to bang on. you write some great point and click software and interact WITH THEM at your computer. My Daughter back then was a kid of a prodigy because I wrote this software to have shapes and pictures that said what they were when you clicked them and made their sound when right clicked. I had a 2X2 spot in the middle of the screen that was how to get out of the app.

      It took her 30 minutes to find that damn invisible spot. Want to start them young? interact with them, teach them that the computer is NOT a toy, and do thing with them..

      buy a 2 year old a eee or wind? Wow.

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    59. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Megane · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, teach him how to use ping then...

      Here is a user manual more appropriate to his age range.

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    60. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hey, why don't you read the f-ing question. The guy never said his kid was a prodigy, he said he wants to foster an apparent interest in computers and electronics. When I was a kid, I had similar interests, and my parents were shop workers.

      To the parent asking the question: don't listen to these morons. Your kid is at a critical point in his life, fill his head with scientific and technical stimulus and he will be brilliant. Ignore his gifts and meet him at his level and he will be behind. Help your kid grow, get him an Eee, I think its sturdy enough.

    61. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Geofferic · · Score: 1

      Seriously, let the kids play in a sand box. What is wrong with parents? Don't sit the poor thing down in front of PC at 2!! Talk about throwing away childhood. Having worked with many autistic kids, I flat out do not believe you. lol

    62. Re:Oh, get over yourself by deathdellic · · Score: 1

      Your son is not a prodigy. At "nearly 2" he's about ready for playing "What sound does this animal make?" games. With you though, not with some electronic babysitter.

      This question is nonsensical. Come back in 3 years, and we can talk.

      I have a 2 half year old that understands what a computer is. function of course for him is limited but he can play simple games and such.and can identify the device as a computer. kids are not dumb at 2!

    63. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Tux Paint is a huge winner with my 3-year old. She gets a kick out of all the sounds the clipart images make, and spends a couple of hours drawing pictures of her favourite animals.

    64. Re:Oh, get over yourself by pato101 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      This kid is interested in being with her dad. It is hard to keep up being with your childhood because we adults are very busy, and children always will be willing to playing with you.
      So... my point is, go buy an eee for yourself if your really wish it, and share your time with your son/daughter. Since one of the things you can do is playing a bit with the machine, go on.
      Perhaps the real question is "How can I convince my wife to let me buy yet another gadget?"

    65. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Baby Banger.. brought to you by PedoBearSoft Inc.

    66. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This goes somewhere nice.

      If that happens, then his kid then becomes the next person to run the whole world from a couple of servers.

    67. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Fael · · Score: 1

      While I know that it's terribly fashionable to assume that everyone else's child is subnormal and that any (other) parent who fails to realize this about their little miracle of life is deluded and self-centered, your tacit assumption that you know more about the intellectual development of a child you've never met than his own parents is ... well, see "deluded and self-centered". From experience, I can tell you that there are "nearly 2"-year-olds who can use a computer in capable enough fashion to play reasonably complex games (though they don't usually start beating you until they're 3...), just as there are 2-year-olds who prefer reading over "what sound does the doggy make". In any case, children - prodigies or no - generally benefit from being treated as if they were actually intelligent. In similar fashion, when someone asks for help, you might proceed from the assumption that their query is founded on a proper understanding of their own needs (unless it is clearly proven otherwise), rather than glibly flaming them for the approval of the forum denizens.

    68. Re:Oh, get over yourself by indi0144 · · Score: 0

      My 1 yo daughter have some fascination to take my laptop and hammer the keyboard too.. I just open OO Writer and crank the font size up, she hammer the keyboard a bit and look on the the screen, she tooks my cellphone and talk a bit and back to the keyboard.. she even know that the red dot in the keyboard moves something in the screen. It was easy to recover my laptop I just bought some old non working Satellite 105 CS and pasted a custom "paper desktop" on to that. She's happy with it.

      It's true that a laptop for a 2 yo can be overkill but kids in these days are very very ahead from what we used to do in our childhood. I advise you to try, not every child is equal.

    69. Re:Oh, get over yourself by I_want_information · · Score: 1

      Well, I agree that 'nearly 2' is not the age to be getting the child a computer. However, try back in a year or two... I'd recommend an old Mac clamshell iBook and a keyboard condom. Nearly indestructible. I also agree with other poster comments with regard to sandboxes, crayons, actually spending time with your child, etc. I think we held off until our twins were nearly 4 because we didn't want them forever tethered to electronic devices as children (unlike their parents as adults, of course).

    70. Re:Oh, get over yourself by d'fim · · Score: 3, Informative

      You mean that the original poster might actually want what he explicitly said he wanted?

      Inconceivable!

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    71. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Glonoinha · · Score: 1

      On the off chance that the kid IS a prodigy, I'm thinking skip the laptop and get the kid working with cryptography. Just think of the possibilities that would be open for a kid that can crack 256-bit encryption in real time in his head, the way some of us can tell what speed a modem connects by listening to it, or the way some of us can tell which numbers were pushed on the phone by hearing the tones. That kid would be the Golden Child of computers if the NSA didn't off him first.

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    72. Re:Oh, get over yourself by mewshi_nya · · Score: 1

      I just naturally ended up defective. I never liked people, never liked being outside...

      I'm a total fucking loser, basically.

    73. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he's interested in anything that goes "ping"

      Well, teach him how to use ping then...

      If he's anything like my two year old he knows how to use 'finger' too...

    74. Re:Oh, get over yourself by rvw · · Score: 1

      I suspect that is I were to use the OP's definition of being interested in "anything electronic," one of our dogs would fit it. Of course, she also eats her own poop.

      She's not alone!

    75. Re:Oh, get over yourself by WhiplashII · · Score: 1

      At 2 years old, I gave my daughter an old laptop of mine (a thinkpad, I think). I showed her how to get to one of the "learn to read" flash sites - she very quickly figured out how to make it work.

      I think a laptop is great for kids - just be aware that the laptop will not survive! (She put something in the CD drive - and, of course, I was using a modified knoppix CD!)

      When she turned 6 last year, I bought her a new EEEPC - that turned out to be a great investment. The (linux) EEEPC has great applications for kids, a kid sized keyboard, but full power for writing reports and such for school. (She has dropped that a few times from heights of about 6 feet or so - slight damage to the case, but the screen and machine are fine.)

      And, of course, I love my EEEPC (that's what I'm typing on now!

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    76. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 2, Informative

      You've heard of Edubuntu, right?

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    77. Re:Oh, get over yourself by mewshi_nya · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I *hated* little kids toys when I was little, and they haven't changed that much in the 16 years span. I wanted things that were interesting and meaningful to me...

      But, hey, that's me...

      The kid who was reading at 2, skipped 2 grades in math classes, and reads technical manuals for fun.

      Yeah... on second thought, don't listen to me. Your kid could end up TOTALLY fucked up.

    78. Re:Oh, get over yourself by kdemetter · · Score: 1

      SYN
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    79. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being fat is not a handicap; it's a lack of discipline.

    80. Re:Oh, get over yourself by cerberusss · · Score: 1

      There are a few games for OS X designed for

      [...]

      I'm sure there are Linux equivalents.

      There aren't but I'm sure his two-year-old can whip up a quick shellscript which does just that!

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    81. Re:Oh, get over yourself by jhol13 · · Score: 1

      When I was a child I had an abacus.

      I still managed to add five to three, but cannot remember the colours of the "balloons" ...

      At that time there were perhaps two or three persons on earth who could code "a little".

      Oh, boy.

    82. Re:Oh, get over yourself by TheModelEskimo · · Score: 3, Funny

      My cat would like to thank you for that moment of entertainment we participated in at the Boohbah website.

    83. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand why there is reluctance to help with a genuine question. Back when I was 3 I wrote a letter to "Santer" because I couldn't spell Santa quite correctly but it was a few paragraphs long on a typewriter. Basically the laptop of its day!

    84. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      Going to play devil's advocate here.

      Was it the social disapproval of being fat that motivated you to lose the weight in the first place? Is being "insensitive" to a possibly unhealthy condition (even if that's not the motivation behind the assholery) an entirely bad thing?

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    85. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give him a ball. And in two or three years maybe a little bike. And, definitely a musical instrument (keyboards are probably the best idea, but a nylon string guitar or a flute would be OK as well).

      When he can read and write, or maybe a bit after that, then give him a computer.

      I got my first one when I was about 12 years old. An old (of course) TRS-80 Model II (aka Color Computer). It changed my life.

      If you give the computer too soon, he may become a weak, thin, girlfriend-less nerd. Let him play outside more, and get to find his way in society a bit before he locks himself in his room with his computer.

    86. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those "kiddy keyboards" don't look strong, just colorful. Give him a sturdy old desktop with a real keyboard, I'm sure that will last longer.

    87. Re:Oh, get over yourself by ushering05401 · · Score: 1

      So is Zombo just an advert for the other site mentioned in the page source, or is my browser setup blocking their movie from playing fully?

    88. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was laughing so hard, I accidentally modded you insightful! There really should be a 'commit' button for moderation!

    89. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

      It could be worse.

      You could be an AC :(

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    90. Re:Oh, get over yourself by htnprm · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Why something inexpensive off of something like ebay isn't your first though, I have no idea. My daughters both started on hand-me-down ThinkPads I had lying around. No way I'd bother starting them off on a brand new machine.

    91. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

      Where did you hear about slashdot?

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    92. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When my godson was 2.5 I gave him an old desktop where I had installed kid games and made it kid friendly (large icons etc.). Yes, most games for kids run on old hardware. Old desktops with old CRT's can be had for free, I have a stack in the basement.

      By the time he was 3 he knew how to turn the computer on, and how to open up the CD drive and insert a CD. A few more months he knew how to play all the games by himself.

      That's what you need, a junker computer with cheap kids games from Best Buy.

    93. Re:Oh, get over yourself by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Right now I think it's more important for them to use their imagination than a computer

      Why are these things mutually exclusive? Get them something like a BBC Model B - very cheap second hand, very durable (nice, heavy keyboard), and the only software in ROM is a very flexible programming language (it's a dialect of BASIC, but one that supports structured programming and even runtime code generation). You can produce simple graphics and fairly complex sounds in not much code. Drawing shapes teaches them geometry and stimulates their imagination.

      Of course, no child should be just using a computer, but as an additional source of stimulus I don't see the problem.

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    94. Re:Oh, get over yourself by FreeFull · · Score: 1

      I forgot. Why?

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    95. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not to get too pedantic, but that should be an echo-reply.

      bad puns should really be a SYN.

    96. Re:Oh, get over yourself by syousef · · Score: 1

      Your son is not a prodigy. At "nearly 2" he's about ready for playing "What sound does this animal make?" games. With you though, not with some electronic babysitter.

      This question is nonsensical. Come back in 3 years, and we can talk.

      Look up Justin Chi on Youtube.

      At age 2 he was using a remote control flight simulator and actually flying properly.
      By age 3 he was flying real large sized and powerful remote control helis and doing stunts that most adult pilots never master.

      Flying an RC plane or heli is not easy. Don't be misled if you've never done it - it takes a lot more skill than say operating a remote control car. One little mistake and your expensive plane or heli is broken and scattered in pieces.

      We under-estimate what kids can do. Think about how easily children pick up a language compared to adults. We actually learn some things more easily as children. I'm not saying you should definitely push each child to achieve early. In fact I don't think you should push them at that age. Let them do what they find fun. However holding them back with pre-conceived notions that they shouldn't be doing anything at all is also bone headed.

      You can argue Justin Chi is a prodigy. I personally think that while he has some aptitude he was just nudged in the right direction by his parents. (How hard and how good it is for him is a different matter). If his parents had said "he's just a baby, wait till he's 5" he wouldn't have learnt a damn thing.

      But hey, if you don't like what I'm saying, go ahead adopt your attitude, then wonder why Chinese school and college kids do better than yours.

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    97. Re:Oh, get over yourself by pbhj · · Score: 1

      Wait until he can hold a pencil and write his name with it. Then consider getting him a computer.

      I disagree. I barely ever write more than a few lines with a pen/pencil (handwritten receipts at work, shopping list, working out for maths problems, ..). I write a lot more with a computer.

      Funny thing, when J was 2 I sat and typed emails with him on my lap, he'd already started on Tuxpaint and moved on to Gcompris and so could find some letters, we'd typed his name together a couple of times, - he asked if he could "do email". I opened a new email and made the fonts huge and he typed his name. Funny wasn't until a few days after I realised he'd "written" his name ...

      I'm prepared to bet he'll write more on a computer - keyboard or screen - than he ever will on paper. Starting on the keyboard early seems natural to me.

      Not like you can stop them, they do what they see.

      To me "kids computers" are just cheap plastic crap that I can't afford and don't want to (no that's not a contradiction, we're poor). I am planning on starting him his own account now so I can lock him down. He can switch on comp and find vids on iPlayer or play on GCompris or some of online Lego games (Rescue Helicopter, etc.) but he's getting a bit experimental and I fear for my home folder!

    98. Re:Oh, get over yourself by mirshafie · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely WRONG. When I was two I booted up DOS, typed win and played with Paint. I'm not some prodigy. It has to start somewhere. I know this because I created like a hundred empty dirs that drove my uncles crazy.

      I'm so sick of people pretending that kids are stupid. Just because you don't remember what it was like does not mean that you didn't have fairly complicated thoughts.

      jameswing: My suggestion is to get a real laptop and a small mouse. Maybe an ultraportable. Netbooks are a bit too small. The keyboard should be fairly large, after all, kids are clumsy. There are some games that even small kids can enjoy, a few are available on Linux for example.

      Of course you will have to spend a lot of time playing with your child and showing him how it works, but I'm sure you already knew that.

      Another suggestion is to get a game console like an old NES or SNES. Maybe SEGA. This will train your sons hand-eye coordination, and I'm sure he'll be thrilled. In fact I think your son needs to practice with something like that before he can start enjoying computers at this age.

      Sam

    99. Re:Oh, get over yourself by xanadu113 · · Score: 1

      My daughter was playing games online on my laptop a couple months before she turned 3..

      She really likes PBSKids.org, nickjr.com, and the educational games in Linux..

      Now at almost 4, she likes to help me do Drupal updates.. grin (With supervision, of course, but she actually did to some module updates for me..)

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    100. Re:Oh, get over yourself by pbhj · · Score: 1

      FWIW I find the computer a useful tool for discovering new things all the time. I played on hacker.org today and learnt a few things about bash scripts, tweaking audio, using maxima ... and how amazing google is and how I'd spent too much time on the internet over the years.

      J (3y5mo) and I saw Jupiter rising the other day when we left a friends house for home. I wasn't sure which planet it was. Couple of days later we had chance to look on stellarium - track back and see which planet it was. We also checked out the moon and he practised using the keyboard to zoom in/out. That led, the next day, to a talk about lunar phases ("moon shadows") and orbital motion.

      NASA website has inspired him about space and rockets and ties in with nursery school study on light/dark.

      He loves firefighter stuff and enjoys playing "rescue boats" in the playground as well as playing rescue helicopters online.

      When they sang a song about volcanoes at nursery, we looked that afternoon at lava and eruptions using videos from youtube ...

      This is all time "surfing the web" but it's great time together, him on my lap, and fits into those few minutes while tea is in the oven or after lunch when you don't want to be running around, etc.. We can see many things we couldn't ever see without the benefit of a computer.

      But balance is essential. Everyone needs to get out and enjoy the outdoors! When was the last time you played at the park!!

    101. Re:Oh, get over yourself by NoobixCube · · Score: 1

      I think I remember that too. Was it Brandon's Big Box or something? When I was about 3, we got our first computer, and Word Rescue and Reader Rabbit taught me how to read; all throughout primary school, I was ahead of everyone in my reading and spelling (though my handwriting was and still is appalling). My brain must be a little more linguistically focused though, because Math Rescue and Math Rabbit didn't do the same for my math skills. They're somewhat lacking...

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    102. Re:Oh, get over yourself by pbhj · · Score: 1

      interest in computers !== interest in using computers

      Some GCompris games require you to hit a single key - not hard for a 2 year old (wasn't for mine anyway) - or to wiggle the mouse (like the one where you wipe a picture clean).

      Block the ads with adblock or find other places.

      When J first started off I'd sit with a keyboard in front of us and the real one beyond that, he couldn't reach mine to mess up my emails or what-have-you and he could bash away at the old one without causing any issues.

    103. Re:Oh, get over yourself by tchiseen · · Score: 1

      *Ping* *Blink Blink Blink*

    104. Re:Oh, get over yourself by bev_tech_rob · · Score: 1

      You're a jackass who either doesn't have kids or was such an obnoxious dipshit about having them that the other parents hated you. Toddlers want to use the same things mommy and daddy have. They know the difference between a toy and the real thing. My son had several toy remotes before I finally bought a spare TiVo remote and gave it to him without batteries. He now leaves the remote alone, because he has one also. This won't be an electronic babysitter - the guy wants something to distract the little brat. If you knew what you were talking about, you'd understand that it need to be durable because kids are FAST, not because he'll be left alone with it for extended periods of time. Hell, I wouldn't trust mine with a Toughbook. I know the rest of the world seems simple from your mom's basement, but you really should shut the fuck up.

      Come on, don't hold back.....tell us how you REALLY feel... :|

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    105. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really wish the mod system went up above 5. The parent here says it all. Sit with your child and talk to him. Read to him. Play with him. A computer for a 2 year old? Are you nuts, or do you just not like him?

      This is a magical time of discovery for you and your boy. Enjoy it.

    106. Re:Oh, get over yourself by NotYourMother · · Score: 1

      I agree. My 21 year old (software engineering major) learned how to read typing in DOS commands. My 17 year old (art major) had no interest and still doesn't. They do however, love attention from and spending time with their Mom (especially since they can finally beat me at Tetris.) Unconditional love is priceless.

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    107. Re:Oh, get over yourself by jaxtherat · · Score: 1

      That show scares the crap out of me, then again I remember Close Encounters of the Third Kind scaring me as a kid, so maybe I'm scarred.

      Honestly though, if I was a kid I'd be scared shitless and furiously try and find the Bob the Builder site.

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    108. Re:Oh, get over yourself by imroy · · Score: 1

      When my daughter was 3, I was spending a lot of time working at home on my laptop. She was obsessed with it and insisted on pounding on the keyboard while I was working on it.

      Ah yes, I did something similar with my niece when she was less than one, IIRC. During a visit from my younger brother and his little family I let her sit on my lap and play with her grandma's computer - banging away at the keyboard mostly but also moving the mouse. I might have let her do it a few times over the several-day visit. Well they went home but during the next of our regular phone calls I was firmly told not to let her do it again. My niece was now wanting to do the same on her parent's computer. While they were was using it. And she was getting upset because uncle softy (that's me) let her do it, but mummy and daddy wouldn't! Oh the joys of uncle-hood...

    109. Re:Oh, get over yourself by ignavus · · Score: 1

      My cats were very interested in computers.

      Every time I sat at my computer to work, they would walk across the keyboard, and then curl up on it so that I wouldn't have to move in order to pay attention to them.

      Cats are very thoughtful. They won't insist you come to them. They will come to you, find out what you are looking at, then lie on it so that you can have the superior experience of looking at them. They do that when you are reading a newspaper too.

      And the amazing thing: when they walk across your keyboard, they manage to type Perl programs. Cats really are smart.

      I bet two-year-olds are the same.

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    110. Re:Oh, get over yourself by mhall119 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but Edubuntu was much more school and classroom focused than I needed.

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    111. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Archimonde · · Score: 1

      Don't be so sure though. Peli cases (heavy duty, watertight, plastic cases) are almost indestructible. Yet their lifetime guarantee says: "The guarantee does not cover shark bite, bear attack and children under five." (emphasis mine)

      Don't be so quick to give a model m to a child. You won't believe how much havoc and destruction they can create;)

       

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    112. Re:Oh, get over yourself by spazdor · · Score: 1

      Not to get too pedantic, but that should be an echo-reply.

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    113. Re:Oh, get over yourself by LardBrattish · · Score: 1
      Say it brother.

      Read "Toxic Childhood" by Sue Palmer - available from Amazon. It explains why kids are getting so badly f&*ked up these days. Summary, too much TV, too little interaction with parents, junk food, lack of sleep. Result, often low grade autism.

      So when people here (and on other websites) boast about being functional autistic I just think you poor sod, your parents were too busy to play with you when you were young...

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    114. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Doug+Neal · · Score: 2, Funny

      not to get too pedantic, but that should be an echo-reply.

      bad puns should really be a SYN.

      I quite agree. Everyone was out of order when they arrived at this thread, but things could be amicably resolved with a three-way handshake.

    115. Re:Oh, get over yourself by mcvos · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right of course. This kid's not interested in "anything electronic", he's interested in anything that goes "ping" or flashes pretty lights.

      More importantly, this kid (like any other) is interested in anything his parents do. Until recently, my two year old nephew used to hold remote controls to his ear and call them daddy, because that's what his mother does with her mobile phone. By now, he has learned the difference between mobile phones and remote controls, but he's still not allowed to use them.

      In other words, don't just let him watch you use the computer, play with him! Play with his toys. Show him what kind of cool stuff you can do with wooden blocks, with duplo, or with other toys that are suitable for a 2 year old. Play with them even when he's not interested, because that will make him interested.

      His interest in computers will still be there in a couple of years. Or get him one of those cheap learning laptop toys. He can't tell the difference, and it'll give him the feeling he's doing what daddy is doing.

    116. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Mista2 · · Score: 1

      I agree, I found 30 minutes or so with them on any of my home computers helped them with mouse coordination and jsut pressing buttons. The best App was Tuxpaint on a tablet. The pen was the easiest thing for them to use and could launch full screen with no extra toolbars or exit buttons to click on. TuxPaint is available for Windows, Linux and OSX (I beleive)
      Many flash games are OK too. My son is now 5, and has moved onto a few console games, the lego Starwars series is great as it allows two player cooperative play, so I can play with him. and now "World of Goo" has got him hooked on my Mac. My daughter (2yrs) likes the Dora series, but I just get her to point at the screen and tell me what she wants to click on so again we play together.
      My son however is getting good at using any computer, OS X, Linux, or my old XBox with XBMC , or Windows it doesn't matter we have all of them at home. He can already set the TV, load his DVDs and browse my home server for his movies. Once reading took hold, there was no stopping him 8)
       

    117. Re:Oh, get over yourself by spazdor · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Please forgive me my heinous crime of threadjacking, but I can't possibly reply to everyone so I'm just gonna aim for the top of the comments page.

      This question has provoked a flood of condescending "OMG, YOU WANT TO LOCK YOUR TODDLER IN A ROOM WITH A COMPUTER AND NEVER INTERACT WITH HIM EVER? LEARN TO PARENT, SHITFACE" type of comments, and they're dumb.

      Relax, guys. The OP didn't say anything about the level of involvement he wants to maintain with his kid's computer activities, he didn't ask you which laptop would make the best babysitter, he just asked about sturdiness and kid-friendliness.

      For all you know, his plan is to do all of the hands-on stuff that you're lecturing him on, play some blinky, noisy sheep-goes-baa games together, and he just doesn't want to clean burp goo out of his work laptop. Maybe his plan is to gradually expand the computer activities as the kid's skills and autonomy grow.

      I have noticed that Slashdotters, while not being an especially baby-having demographic themselves, are just full of haughty, authoritative-sounding advice about what kids need. Am I detecting some psychological projection here, or what?

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    118. Re:Oh, get over yourself by mcvos · · Score: 1

      The Boohbah website also has this kind of stuff.

      This is hilarious. I particularly enjoyed the screen with 5 balls each of which activates one track of a tune. And some funny creatures dancing to it.

      Maybe computers can be appropriate for a toddler after all. Although I'm still not sure if a 2 year old can control a mouse.

      Only a couple of months until I've got a kid of my own. Can't wait.

    119. Re:Oh, get over yourself by mcvos · · Score: 1

      But you'll never ever have the chance again to play with toys all day.

      Exactly. Getting to play with toys all day is the entire point of having a kid.

    120. Re:Oh, get over yourself by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Look up Justin Chi on Youtube.

      At age 2 he was using a remote control flight simulator and actually flying properly.
      By age 3 he was flying real large sized and powerful remote control helis and doing stunts that most adult pilots never master.

      But at what age could he swim, climb a tree, or swim?

      I'm all for teaching kids stuff and making them learn new and interesting skills, but I'd be really wary of turning them into prodigies who master only a single trick.

    121. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Swampash · · Score: 1

      Your son is not a prodigy. At "nearly 2" he's about ready for playing "What sound does this animal make?" games. With you though, not with some electronic babysitter.

      This question is nonsensical. Come back in 3 years, and we can talk.

      Quoted for great justice.

      To the OP: take the money you were going to spend on a toy for yourself -- let's be honest, that's what it is -- and spend that amount of monay on big colourful books written for 2-year-old kids. Then read to your child every day for as long as he wants you to.

      "Which netbook for my 2-year-old", jesus, stupidest question ever.

    122. Re:Oh, get over yourself by jamesh · · Score: 1

      Don't have kids do you?

      My kids at two (maybe two and a half) could log in with their usernames and passwords (3-6 letters for each, not that hard - they aren't reading it's just symbol recognition) and muck around on kids sites (nickolodian(sp?), abc4kids, etc) (added to their shortcuts of course - it's not like they can type in something like that). Great to keep them entertained for a few minutes while you're cooking tea etc.

      Sure they'd open 20 firefox windows and a bunch of other applicatons etc while the little flash games were loading, but they were having fun.

      Ditto for putting DVD's on to play. They don't really understand what the buttons on the remote do, they just know that they have to press the right buttons in the right order to make it happen.

      Kids can be very clever when it comes to doing something they want to do, and they learn fast.

      I'd definitely go for a PC over a laptop though. Despite how much you tell them they can't eat or drink while at the computer, the moment your back is turned they will, and it's heaps cheaper to replace a keyboard and mouse on a PC than it is to replace a whole laptop.

    123. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like having a black president is awakening the inner racist on You. Good for You.

    124. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

      There's a relative paucity of teens on here. I was introduced to /. in...hmmm...I suppose I must have been about the same age. That would have been about eight years ago. Obviously I didn't register then :)

      I was just kind of wondering what sort of bizarre life experience leads one here at your age. The topics here tend to be rather abstruse.

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    125. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree, my daughter started using our desktop at thee years old while sitting in a high chair. She was able to play a sesame street computer game, and other computer games suited to that young age. My child was no baby prodigy; but they learn quick at that age. Get your child this computer for your son.

    126. Re:Oh, get over yourself by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

      One great rule of thumb that has really been hammered home---at least that's what I got out of it---by listening to the Skeptics' guide to the Universe (www.theskepticsguide.org) is that you should always say this to yourself:

      "Is what this person saying based on their preconceived notions, or is it based on evidence? Trust evidence over faith, opinion and preconceived notions."

      You may be right in what you say---I can't confidently say I know you're wrong. But you provide no evidence backing up your assertion.

      Are there any scientific studies that examine this node of the decision tree of life?

      I'm not saying that science holds the answer to every problem; not even to every problem in its domain. You always have to take the current situation into consideration when you want to apply knowledge obtained through science.

      But: I want science rather than opinion, where possible, because it tends to work better.

    127. Re:Oh, get over yourself by krewemaynard · · Score: 1

      I'm more impressed with links to the official, authorized versions of Python clips. They're more...pingy?

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    128. Re:Oh, get over yourself by DarkMantle · · Score: 1

      Agreed, and as for a kid friendly computer that can do a fair amount... how about OLPC?

      Buy one get one. http://www.amazon.com/gp/browse.html?ie=UTF8&marketplaceID=ATVPDKIKX0DER&me=A34NLXJLC88VVS

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    129. Re:Oh, get over yourself by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 1

      Why does it have to be either-or???

      Most of the smartest people I know play sports and most of the best athletes in any sport tend to be the smartest players on the field. The kid's computer use is one play activity among many.

      Tiger Woods started playing golf at 2. I'm sure people told his father was told that climbing trees and building with blocks are more appropriate. I don't think anyone thinks that Tiger is a one-trick prodigy.

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    130. Re:Oh, get over yourself by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 1

      Say it brother.

      Read "Toxic Childhood" by Sue Palmer - available from Amazon. It explains why kids are getting so badly f&*ked up these days. Summary, too much TV, too little interaction with parents, junk food, lack of sleep. Result, often low grade autism.

      So when people here (and on other websites) boast about being functional autistic I just think you poor sod, your parents were too busy to play with you when you were young...

      Oh, is the "blame-the-parents" autism meme back in style? It comes and goes in cycles. Jenny McCarthy has a book about autism, too.
      Forget reading pop-psych books about autism and read some real science.

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    131. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Mista2 · · Score: 1

      Both my kids have been around tech and gadgets and have been allowed to use them alms as soon as they had the dexterity to do so. Generally they have been taught they are not toys, to treat them gently and with cellphones especially, to ask for permission which is usually granted unless they are too grubby/tired/just going out 8)
      For Kid friendly, my 5 yo son understood the iPhone interface right from the get go. There are plenty of kid friendly games available for it, and you can probably get a second hand ipod touch pretty cheap. Buy one of those 8).
      As mine get older, they will probably inherit my old Mac mini, as this is pretty indestructible, can be bolted to the underside of a desk or in the TV cabinet to keep the kids PC in a public place bluetooth for a wireless keyboard and mouse (again the industrial aluminum from Apple will do well here), and OS X has some pretty neat Parental controls like limited login times and length of sessions, and a simplified dock that can have a limited number of applications set up.

    132. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that kid looks like trouble

    133. Re:Oh, get over yourself by zobier · · Score: 1

      Please forgive me my heinous crime of threadjacking, but I can't possibly reply to everyone so I'm just gonna aim for the top of the comments page.

      Why, everybody does it.

      So anyway, OLPC seems like a relatively rugged+cheap choice.

      I let my daughters (2 & 6) play with my old tablet PC, they haven't broken it yet (although the 2yo did break the }] key on MY notebook :( programming without } and ] is a major PITA, I guess {[ would've been worse).

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    134. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how about OLPC? Buy one get one.

      Fail. The deal is actually "Buy Two Get One". The "Buy one get one" plan you're talking about is how every other laptop manufacturer does it (except Fujitsu of course).

    135. Re:Oh, get over yourself by corerunner · · Score: 1

      save a few $$ and send them to a site intended for that age group

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    136. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Sivaraj · · Score: 1

      To keep my daughter pounding on the keyboard, I gave a keyboard of her own. Just a plain keyboard with cable dangling - not attached to anything. These things cost next to nothing and are pretty sturdy. That worked until she realized the relation between keyboard and monitor :0). Still it kept her busy until she was about 2 yrs old.

      Now she is 3, and I just let her on my home desktop (Linux Mint with XFCE) with her own restricted user id. Somebody has to log her in, but once logged in she has ready access to launchers for TuxPaint, etc.

    137. Re:Oh, get over yourself by gacl · · Score: 1

      Or. . . Kill The Baby!

      At least it has no sexual connotations. *shrugs*

    138. Re:Oh, get over yourself by syousef · · Score: 1

      But at what age could he swim, climb a tree, or swim?

      I'm all for teaching kids stuff and making them learn new and interesting skills, but I'd be really wary of turning them into prodigies who master only a single trick

      I have no idea and no interest in finding out. I don't believe you have to push a child to do something 24x7 for them to get good at it though. Maybe they make him practice 2 hrs/day like you might do with a musical instrument. If so he still has time for the rest of his life. Why assume the opposite if not for petty jealousy???

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    139. Re:Oh, get over yourself by LardBrattish · · Score: 1
      It's not "Pop-Psych" She's done the research & read up on other peoples'. Every chapter is loaded with references.

      The contention in the book is that there is so much more diagnosis than there was a few years ago & general poor performance by kids in all developed countries that there is a bundle of reasons why it's happening.

      Maybe there's a genetic predisposition to Autism caused by a number of genes. So, get the lot & you're autistic. Get some & you have a predisposition that may only manifest if your upbringing triggers it.

      There is obviously a real syndrome called "Autism". It's not a joke & it's not a badge to be worn with pride. Some people on the internet here & elsewhere seem to think that it's cool to have (usually self diagnosed) Aspergers. These are the people mot likely to have had the syndrome triggered during early childhood. If it's purely genetic why are the Romanian Orphans so much more subject to autism symptoms than non-orphans?

      Anyways, point me at your "Real Science"

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    140. Re:Oh, get over yourself by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Why does it have to be either-or???

      It doesn't, but with some child prodigies I get the impression that every other aspect of development is sacrificed for excelling in one particular skill.

      I'm all for well-rounded prodigies, but I've seen too many stories about brilliant children who were completely disfunctional in most areas outside their specialty.

    141. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hi,

      My son must be a freak.. He's 3 and loves computers. He can start it up, shut it down, start programs, play mp3s and movies... Oh well, go figure...
      You know better than me...

      He knows many letters of the alphabet through many of the keys (eg. press "F" for full-screen)

      AC

    142. Re:Oh, get over yourself by dcarmi · · Score: 1
      The National Association for the Education of Young Children state that:

      "Computers should supplement--and not replace--activities and materials such as art, sand, water, books, music, outdoor exploration, experimenting with writing materials, dramatic play, and socializing with other children."

      The Alliance for Childhood produced a report in 2000 which recommends that computer usage by you children is beneficial, providing it is in moderation and supported by good software.

      Professor Douglas Clements in Scholastic Early Childhood Today said that even at the age of 2 a child can be sat on someones knee in front of a computer.
      He says "In my professional opinion, if the child enjoys the experience and seems to be interacting and engaged, then the same benefits are present as when reading a book or playing blocks together."

      If you search for references, you will find that there are plenty of examples where computer usage amongst the young is encouraged and shown to be beneficial. However, the thrust is that as with any activity, especially with the very young it should be supported and time limited.

      This really applies to any activity. As a parent it is easy to leave children in front of screens to amuse themselves. I would argue that it is not a good thing for kids to spend long periods watching endless cartoons on the TV. The same applies to computers.

      These days it is very common to put TVs, computers etc into kids rooms. Is this a good thing? Does it help them to interact responsibly with others? Do they learn and develop as well as a child with varied, supported activities such as : drawing, reading, roleplay, going to the park?

      All I am saying is there should be a balance. Computers - yes, TV - yes but in moderation and not used to simply give Mum and Dad some head space.

      Personally I have taught my kids to use Word Processors, drawing packages and yes, even write programs. I don't like them spending hours on runescape or similar activies. They are allowed to play runescape and even play games that are rated at a little higher age than they actually are, but in moderation and if we parents approve.

      Incidentally, our kids share a computer and don't have one each. This means they often co-operate and have to negotiate turns, share the experience etc and the computer is in a communal area and not in a bedroom.

      As a parent, I am trying to give my kids the best start I can. Left to their own devices they would spend all day on the computer or watching Cartoon Network. We can tell when they have spent too long on such activities. They get lethargic, grumpy, don't eat well and sleep badly. However, with the right balance of activities and interaction the reverse is true.

      Therefore, I give you, my opinion, my experience a smattering of professional opinion. However, if you want more science, there is plenty to hand if you Google (and Google Scholar). There has been a lot of research done in this area.

    143. Re:Oh, get over yourself by LM-Els · · Score: 1

      Another suggestion is to get a game console like an old NES or SNES. Maybe SEGA. This will train your sons hand-eye coordination, and I'm sure he'll be thrilled. In fact I think your son needs to practice with something like that before he can start enjoying computers at this age.

      My kids were 2 and 3 when they were capable of using a mouse to play educational (Sesame Street) games on my old 486. The SuperNES on the other hand, frustrated them to no end when they were 3 and 4, so I put that back into the closet for a year, after which they were ready for it. I think a mouse is much easier to learn hand-eye coordination than a Nintendo controller.

    144. Re:Oh, get over yourself by RichiH · · Score: 1

      No, he is interested in what mommy and daddy do. It's just natural. Children learn by imitation and repetition.

    145. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My kids have been enjoying TuxType since they were 2. Obviously, they didn't know the letters in the beginning, but still they were able to find them on the keyboard.

    146. Re:Oh, get over yourself by djfake · · Score: 1
      I've got two daughters, one and four years old. Because they see my wife and I clicking away at a keyboard, they obviously want to emulate us.

      Enter old Apple iMac. It's got a built-in DVD player, a nice compact form, easy to reach power button, great screen and a single-click mouse (believe me, you've gotta genius if you can teach a two year old the difference between a left and right click).

      There's a great program called "Alpha Baby" that runs in full screen mode. Child bangs on the keyboard, something happens on screen. Cause and Effect. Our four year old now practices typing her name, finding the keys on the keyboard.

      the other lesson that they've learned is to not pressing the power button more than once during "boot time" - patience... "wait for the Apple", "now who's on the desktop?" "yes, that you and your sister"...

      Again, I'd never spend much money on a computer for a kid, any old used POS that runs will do. When they get older, we'll build something, probably install Linux, in other words, make them work at it.

      In the meantime, books, crayons, dolls, toilet paper rolls, empty boxes... and a little attention.

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    147. Re:Oh, get over yourself by wisty · · Score: 1

      Zombo was a parody of the web bubble. Ironically, it's stayed up longer than most of the web 1.0 sites, and will probably outlast us all. Sigh.

    148. Re:Oh, get over yourself by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Take a look at Childsplay (I don't have a link, I use apt-get), it is similar, but a bit more advanced. Maybe being more advanced is bad, since older childs may be bored, but it is also extensible, so you can change the module to have just addition. My (2 years old) daugter loves the game where the letters fall (another classic), and loves to whatch people playing its version of packman, where you must eat the letters at the right order.

      Myself, I learned how to multiply playing a game that I wrote. Of course, it didn't have scores or voice, but it did have colors, a lot of ugly ones :) By that time, I used BASIC, but kids today may learn Python just as easier.

    149. Re:Oh, get over yourself by grh_angelone · · Score: 1

      yep. children should play outside or with their parents or friends. seeing a bird outside is better, than watching a video of the same bird on a computer. "what was the last name of his girlfriend again?" "uum, I think he said something like jaypeck"

    150. Re:Oh, get over yourself by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      Oh, and by the way, those child laptops are quite interesting. Take a look on the smaller age ones, they are quite pretty and a child doesn't need to read to operate them. Quite an interesting toy.

      Ok, they are quite restricted, but by the time this is a problem, maybe they are ready for a general computer.

    151. Re:Oh, get over yourself by KhipuX · · Score: 1

      Agreed again. My 16 month old baby screams if I don't let her near my PC. She gives the keyboard a good bashing and throws the mouse around like she caught a fish but if the screen doesn't respond to her she just gets mad. OLPC is a nice idea but I wouldn't let a two year old near any of the current netbooks unless they were on sedatives. MSI Wind in my personal opinion is like a yogurt carton and if you live in the UK the Advent netbook from PC World is the same model. Asus EEE is pretty tough and you might find some cheap 7" models on Ebay now if it's just for your child. If you want to use the same machine yourself I'd buy a Samsung NC10. I've owned all of the above machines (3 models of EEE) and the Samsung is the fastest and sturdiest.

    152. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Agronomist+Cowherd · · Score: 1

      My son was using the mouse quite nicely at 2. Now at three he plays games on the Linux PC; mostly he recognizes the icons in the Games menu, but he recognizes the words, too. He's not actually reading yet, but he does know his letters, can type his own name, and recognizes some words in unfamiliar contexts.

      Children are smarter than most people think.

      My one year old comes over to the computer when no one is using it and moves the mouse and "types". He isn't using it to do anything (he's just mimicking his parents), and he hasn't made the connection yet between the mouse and the cursor on screen, but the physical dexterity is there.

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    153. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They also need TACTILE FEEDBACK and SPATIAL DEVELOPMENT. All this computer software and DVDs for infants is just ridiculous, unless it's for limited times.

      Elmo might be entertaining teaching a kid to count, but they gain way more benefit from counting real objects, along with another live human being.

    154. Re:Oh, get over yourself by mokumegane · · Score: 1

      I'd say get him a computer just the year before kindergarten. Get something older, that's cheap- but just enough to put those learning games on it. Budget time for him to play on it. Make sure he can print out the awards or whatever the games have for completing the lessons. Until then, he doesn't at all need his own computer. Maybe you can prime him by sitting him on your lap at the desktop, opening Word and letting him type... or opening up Wikipedia, telling him what to type and also helping him find the keys. That will get him learning more. He's interested in electronics, now, because of the flashiness and because you're interested in them. Oh, btw, he's not precocious. My daughter got onto my computer while I was at work (while her dad was supposed to be watching her), accessed the network and deleted important windows files on his computer, causing him to have to format and re-install everything on his computer. Yes, he tried to repair and everything and no, she wasn't 2 years old... she was 6 MONTHS old! Yes, I lol'ed a lot when I got home that morning, from work...

    155. Re:Oh, get over yourself by shalla · · Score: 1

      A little harsh, but kind of true.

      Developmentally speaking, at almost two a child does not really want to sit down at a computer and learn about it. From 18-24 months old, kids are generally becoming more aware of routines, people around them, are learning new words, and are starting to imitate what they see done. So rather than assuming that he's born to be a computer scientist (and he may well be, but there's LOTS of time for that later), you're better off assuming that he's learning about the world in general.

      And really, rather than giving him something that you'll have him play games on, the healthiest thing to do is to spend time with him and help him explore the world. The computer games won't stimulate his brain the way play in the real environment will, and that's what he needs right now. Brain stimulation and exploration = good (along with plenty of healthy food and rest). That's what develops his brain so that in a few years when he's truly ready for a computer, he'll have the basic building blocks to learn.

      And really, I bet you're more fun to spend time with than a computer. Especially when you make his favorite stuffed animal do that funny dance and sing that song...

    156. Re:Oh, get over yourself by ushering05401 · · Score: 1

      Heh.. going back to 15footstick.com I now see the news section date stamps and the Zombo reference on the page stamp.

      I would never have gotten that joke if someone hadn't clued me in.

      Thanks.

    157. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My son is two and a half. He can navigate the Red Fish website to find things he likes (http://poissonrouge.com) and navigate through and watch YouTube videos (given a starting search, e.g. Lightning McQueen or High School Musical). He does this either on one of my two desktop Macs (though he finds the old G4 much easier as I put a Mac Pro mouse on it for him, as a context menu isn't much use when you can't read) or on my Macbook, on which he can use the trackpad and buttons just fine. Mind you, the Superdrive on the Macbook has just packed up and I'm blaming him :)

    158. Re:Oh, get over yourself by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      You, sir, owe me a new sarcasm meter.

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    159. Re:Oh, get over yourself by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      BTW, whats your chipset?

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    160. Re:Oh, get over yourself by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      And something friendlier than vim and gcc to play with. I'd suggest maybe emacs with either Python or Scheme.

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    161. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Mytheral · · Score: 1

      You can train her to not eat her own poop.

      Reason #1: The dog food your feeding her does not have enough nutrients in it that she needs.
      Solution: Change to a better dog food and see if she stops.

      Reason #2: She thinks her poop "tastes good" or it was a learned behavior from another dog.
      Solution: Clean it up every time she poops before she has a chance to eat it.

      Complication with #2: This method is complicated by the fact you have multiple dogs, I'd try training her to stay away from the poop and rewarding her when she does so. You do not want this behavior spreading to the other dogs.

      Reason #3: Territorial battle.
      Solution:If she's just eating her own you can semi-rule this out but still check to make sure that all the dogs socialize properly else introduce the two in a non-threatening area with plenty of rewards for good behavior, when bad separate and re-introduce again rewarding the good behavior.

      All of these are just as Easy or easier then cleaning her mouth when you want to play, or that embarrassing surprise when she licks a guest and she has poo on her tongue.

      But "She's just eating a bit of poop it wont hurt her." Wrong, this behavior greatly increases her chances of tapeworm, heart worm and about a dozen other life threatening illnesses. If you care about your pet then take care of her.

    162. Re:Oh, get over yourself by mcvos · · Score: 1

      You, sir, owe me a new sarcasm meter.

      I'm actually partially serious. I can't wait until my upcoming kid is old enough to play with Lego.

    163. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Kooty-Sentinel · · Score: 1

      YMMV, but I started on computers when I was 3. I'm 18 now and have been working for 4 years full time as a Systems Engineer/Admin (with a bit of Web Development in between).

      I always had computers around me - ever since Windows 3.1 with disk drives, and the good old Caddy CD Drives. I was installing my own software by the time I was 5 1/2 (Math Blaster and Descent 1). When something didn't install properly, I tried to make it work somehow - usually resulting in having to reformat the machine. I used to take home old Motorola 68k Mac's (LC2, Quadro) in 4th grade and take them apart and hack them up. I got a hand-me-down Texas Instruments P133 laptop, then in 6th grade I finally got my first laptop - a P4 2.8GHz. I was running my own Linux servers by the time I was 13.

      Ok, my point was - it is a good idea to nurture interest in computers at a young age. But there is no need to get your 2 year old a new computer. Just get your kid a used laptop on ebay. Something that will last a few years and sturdy. Or even a desktop might be good. Get a sturdy keyboard and mouse - maybe even a spill-proof washable keyboard so all that juice spilt over the keyboard mixed with the crumbs from those cookies won't seem so bad. At 5 or 6, get a really old used computer, and take it apart together and explain what everything does... even take the screws off the HDD to show the platters. Spread it over a couple days so it seems like a big 'special' project.

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    164. Re:Oh, get over yourself by jameswing · · Score: 1

      do you have a DL available?

    165. Re:Oh, get over yourself by mhall119 · · Score: 1

      Not yet, I almost have a working Live/Install CD ISO, but my current webhosting has a bandwith cap, and I'm pretty sure posting a link on Slashdot to a 700MB would consume all of it in about 2 minutes. I'm talking to someone at Canonical to try and get them to host it.

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    166. Re:Oh, get over yourself by viper34j · · Score: 1

      STOP SAYING THAT!

    167. Re:Oh, get over yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have one. My 16-month old son pulls off the key overlays. "Where does the darned D go ... a. s. D - there !"

  2. C'mon...this is crazy! by canUbeleiveIT · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You're joking, right? It sounds like this is more for you than for your son. Look, we all want our children to be interested in what we're interested in, but don't you think that this is a little overkill and a little pushy? All children are interested by lights and sounds, etc. but that doesn't mean that he is ready for his own real computer. Buy him one of those toy ones that make sounds and have big flashing lights, he'll like it better and when he breaks it, you'll only be out twenty bucks.

    1. Re:C'mon...this is crazy! by subnomine · · Score: 5, Funny

      The BMW M5 has a very simple computer system, just a single turn and push knob. Easy to learn.

    2. Re:C'mon...this is crazy! by aliquis · · Score: 1

      http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ7c-fSIRz8
      http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=FIpqvmTw1nk

      Useless unless you're a Swede, but it's a guy who ask his son everything about their car and the son answers, later the guy mentions how his son don't care and don't have any interests. The son start to sing about how he don't give a shit about cars and want a synthesizer instead. But in the end the dad still say "You see, no interests at all..."

      http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PlmIjILyMcw

      Also in Swedish, but a song, about the singers childhood, how kids works and how one should let kids grow up, do and become whatever they want and don't be forced to follow their parents dreams and ideas.

      Love your kid for the person it is, encourage it to take its own path and become a free and thinking individual instead of a suppressed being just doing whatever it's told.

    3. Re:C'mon...this is crazy! by Toll_Free · · Score: 0, Redundant

      The M5 has 5 seperate computer systems and 3 different networks running in it.

      I suggest you learn what you talk about before trying to make car analogies on /.

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    4. Re:C'mon...this is crazy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it has to be considering the IQ of the people that buy them.

      Ohhh SNAP!

    5. Re:C'mon...this is crazy! by subnomine · · Score: 1

      I should have chosen more explicit terms for my joke lest someone on Slashdot would find fault, as per your self fulfilling warning.
      I meant "computer *input* system"--a simple controller, easier than a keyboard for a 2 year old. But you already knew that I wasn't trying to educate Slashdot about the M5. Anyway...let me go learn more about the M5's five separate computer systems. I want to one-up the next nerd.

    6. Re:C'mon...this is crazy! by joebagodonuts · · Score: 2, Funny

      Whoosh!

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    7. Re:C'mon...this is crazy! by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Buy him one of those toy ones that make sounds and have big flashing lights, he'll like it better and when he breaks it, you'll only be out twenty bucks.

      Contrary to popular knowledge, not all kids are suckers for strong colors and flashy effects. Some prefer to look at pictures (and not wildly colourful pictures either). Until they get old enough to pick up a book.

    8. Re:C'mon...this is crazy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, welcome our new child cyborg overloads.

    9. Re:C'mon...this is crazy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whispered to his even younger sibling:
      hold tight little one, i've just activated "launch mode" on daddy's SMG gearbox!

  3. Suggestion... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My suggestion is to just let him be a kid for a little while. You really don't want him getting that pasty complexion this early in life...

  4. Too early for a "real" PC by Big+Nothing · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I gave my 1½ YO daughter an old IBM Thinkpad from the late 90's. It's not useful for any real application, but it does run - and she can do whatever she wants with it, it's hers.

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    1. Re:Too early for a "real" PC by RMH101 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Stick it in the bath? Eat the battery? Lick the power supply?

    2. Re:Too early for a "real" PC by east+coast · · Score: 5, Informative

      Are you crazy? Do you realize how much a choking hazard keys are? I know ThinkPads are durable but they're not indestructible. Spend the 20 bucks on a toy that has the same intellectual return value. These toys are designed with the safety of a child in mind, a ThinkPad isn't.

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    3. Re:Too early for a "real" PC by freedom_india · · Score: 3, Insightful

      HEY! She could swallow those small keys and choke to death.
      Do you want to be charged with inadvertent manslaughter charges?
      My 3 1/2 yr old son pried off EACH key of my iBook a year ago when left alone with it. I mean every single damn key on the keyboard was on the floor when i entered.
      Thankfully he has NEVER eaten anything not fed by me or his mom (no off-floor eating, etc). So he was safe.
      Imagine if he put those things in his mouth?
      NEVER EVER do that again, Understand? Unless you are planning to get rid of your daughter (you can drop her off at a Nevada hospital, you dumbass) Sorry am angry, but i still remember my scene vividly.

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    4. Re:Too early for a "real" PC by RMH101 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Note to self: another justification for that new Macbook: the keys don't come off

    5. Re:Too early for a "real" PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wow... what a great parent. you deserve to lose.

    6. Re:Too early for a "real" PC by jambox · · Score: 1

      a 3 1/2 year old isn't going to choke to death on a keyboard key for two reasons.

      First, if they did anything they'd swallow it like food. Just because it isn't edible doesn't mean they'll automatically breathe it in somehow.

      Secondly, if you're any kind of parent they should know by now what's FOOD and what's TOYS.

      I mean, you sound like one of these typical overwrought parents who get worked up about things and won't let their kids do this or that and end up with useless, beaten down kids with no personality. Lighten up a bit.

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    7. Re:Too early for a "real" PC by Toll_Free · · Score: 0, Troll

      So because your a dipshit and left your kid with a computer, the rest of the world can't introduce computers to their kids?

      I think the lesson to be learned here is: Don't be a leavin your kid with your MacBook. Not, OMG, My kid took all the keys off my computer when I left it to babysit the kid.

      Freedom for India is one thing. Pay attention to your offspring while Jihad'ing for your country first. Welfare doesn't want to have to take care of thine anchor baby.

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    8. Re:Too early for a "real" PC by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      Pay attention to your offspring while Jihad'ing for your country first.

      And you morons wonder why you got hit on Pearl harbor and 9/11, not to mention the kick-in-nuts you got in Korea, Vietnam and now getting your ass handed over to you in Iraq and Afghanistan... what a bunch of bullshit. Don't go that path my friend, don't include nationality in this. You got more to lose than us.
      I was trying to help you see logic.
      Seems you don't have any. Enjoy your fun while it lasts, because you may not have a roof over your heads next year,,,

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    9. Re:Too early for a "real" PC by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      A 3½-year-old won't eat keyboard keys. A 1½-year-old, which is what the grandparent was talking about, might. Ever notice how a lot of children's toys say "Ages 3 and up"? That's because 3-year-olds know better than to eat them.

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    10. Re:Too early for a "real" PC by pbhj · · Score: 1

      Thankfully he has NEVER eaten anything not fed by me or his mom (no off-floor eating, etc).

      That you know of!

      Isn't your story proof that it's not really as dangerous as you seem to be implying? You left your kid alone with a keyboard and something sharp they could pry the keys off with - they weren't hurt. Yet you some how think if someone else does that their kid will die a horrible and gruesome death? You need to properly supervise your kid, sure, but unless the keys are loose they're probably going to be fine.

      Incidentally I couldn't find a single reference to this having ever happened.

    11. Re:Too early for a "real" PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He said she can do whatever she wants with it, what part of that do you not understand?

    12. Re:Too early for a "real" PC by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      I left him with my iBook open. There were NO sharp instruments anywhere nearby, am not that dumb to leave it like that.
      Sometimes a situation arises that you can't cater to or prepare for. That is what happened.

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    13. Re:Too early for a "real" PC by pbhj · · Score: 1

      I try to give my kid access to dangerous stuff while I'm there so he knows how to handle things. How to carry an axe, how to use a sharp knife, how not to smash your thumb with a hammer, how to light a candle without burning the house down, not to lick electrical devices, that sort of thing.

      You can never cater for every eventuality unless you have particularly unimaginative kids.

      Do you not let them play outside because they could choke on a stone, etc.?

    14. Re:Too early for a "real" PC by Joe+Snipe · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you could just avoid leaving your child alone long enough to pry off every single key.
      Or you could engage your child in a wide variety of activities and observe the interaction, thus being able to form a idea of what your child will do in a given situation.
      Or you could keep banging your head through every day just taking life as it comes at you and then admonish other people on the internet for mistakes you made in your own life.

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    15. Re:Too early for a "real" PC by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      What's your point?

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    16. Re:Too early for a "real" PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh lordy.
      maybe there are some slashdotters that shouldn't be parents, even if they aren't childless slashdotters.

      my daughter has owned and used several iterations of 'computers' and video devices since well before two. her dvd player is now a disassociated bunch of parts but it still works. we tried various toy 'computers' but they didn't hold the fascination. She was using a mouse by two and knew what to click and why. Mostly she just wants to go to nickelodeon.

      maybe your reaction is appropriate to your own level of development, but the key here is supervision and basic parenting skills, not access to technology. Of course we watch her while she's on a 'real' computer.

      there are several see and play type units out there (they seem to be slanted toward music, language and bilingualism)

      and no, she's not a prodigy. and yes, she largely started interacting with computers because she saw us doing so. but, even at three (now) she has her own interests and abilities.

      OLPC is next, I think. We're still shopping. thought this thread might offer some insight.
      what was I thinking?

    17. Re:Too early for a "real" PC by pbhj · · Score: 1

      I guess, narrowly, it's this: that not letting your kid use a computer because it's possible to lever keys off some keyboards (I've never managed, but have never used a tool) is over-protective. That there are plenty of dangers that you can't eliminate that an imaginative child can find - I read some hold their breath til they pass out as an attention seeking mechanism, they could run into the wall, fall of the bookshelf, etc., etc., ad infinitum.

      My tendency is towards avoiding all risks because I'm paranoid. But a life free of all risks is a poor life devoid of much enriching experience IMO.

  5. DEFINATELY the OLPC by SpaceGhost · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm a first day Give One Get One (G1G1) buyer of the OLPC, and although it certainly doesn't match the specs or convenience of the newer UMPCs, it is amazingly good at what it is designed for - an easy to use and super durable computer for children. Two is pretty young, they need to know not to smash the screen, but aside from that the OLPC has an excellent interface. There really isnt any competition. They just restarted the OLPC G1G1 on Amazon, but you can probably find one at a decent price on eBay - dont be in a rush and you'll get a good deal. You'll find it fun to play with too!

    1. Re:DEFINATELY the OLPC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is what I immediately thought $400, half of which is tax deductible is a good deal for your child AND you can teach him to give as he receives.

    2. Re:DEFINATELY the OLPC by More+Trouble · · Score: 1

      "Nearly two" is probably too young to teach about charity, but you're on the right track. I wouldn't suggest letting a nearly two year old play unsupervised on a OLPC G1G1. They are rugged, not impervious! My three year old pealed off a dozen of the keys. She's had the OLPC since last year without previously destroying it, so one would have thought she was OK with it. She had no idea the exploration she was doing was destructive.

      Another issue, tho, is that OLPC doesn't really have much software for a two year old, and the browser doesn't come with a reasonably flash alternative. So, if you're going to be closely supervising and surfing to run applications, it seems like using your laptop or desktop is just the thing.

    3. Re:DEFINATELY the OLPC by Shane+A+Leslie · · Score: 1

      I've got an XO as well, and my three year old loves it. The great things about it is its almost indestructible, water resistant, and takes 20 minutes for re-install if she messes it up. Add vlc and an SD card with a bunch of movies and shows on it and you're set for travel entertainment.

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    4. Re:DEFINATELY the OLPC by Rorschach1 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the /. crowd is going to say that this is because my kids have been contaminated by exposure to Windows, but my 9-year old and 12-year old both gave up on the XO1 pretty fast. It frustrates me as well - not quite so much with the latest update, but it's still annoying as heck. The keyboard is worse than the old Mattel Aquarius (marginally better than the Timex Sinclair), the user interface is inconsistent (no standard 'close' button?) and tends to get in the way.

      The hardware is impressive in many respects, especially considering the cost. I just think the user experience could be improved significantly. From all of the hype I was expecting something intuitive and simple to use, but it's got a long way to go. I don't think either of my kids have ever managed to shut it down properly.

    5. Re:DEFINATELY the OLPC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should definitely try to spell better in subject line. I agree with your post regarding durability but nearly didn't read it due to the all caps, misspelled subject.

    6. Re:DEFINATELY the OLPC by ignavus · · Score: 1

      Two is pretty young, they need to know not to smash the screen

      I know some 40-year-old-plus users with degrees who fail that test.

      "Let's leave this pencil on the keyboard, close the lid, and then see what damage it does to the screen, shall we?" If only they had been that deliberate, there would have been an excuse.

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    7. Re:DEFINATELY the OLPC by fotoguzzi · · Score: 1

      Was this article merely a troll so someone would mention the OLPC?

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    8. Re:DEFINATELY the OLPC by Ragica · · Score: 1

      My OLPC... ah, i mean my daughter's OLPC has amazingly survived a year of broken toys. She is now 3.5 years old and her brother is 1.5. Granted they are not allowed to play with it unsupervised, but i can tell you that even supervised they'd given a good effort at twisting the LCD off, and tearing the "ears" away, and the thing has been dropped to the floor a fair number of times. (I also often just toss it in my bike pannier, with no other case or padding, and take it on my commute to work.... shhhh, don't tell the kids!) I did have the problem with the alt-key sticking that some people have had, but following instructions found on the internet i fixed it with some electrical tape. As an actual computer it's got pros and cons. But the durability pro has definitely proved itself around here.

    9. Re:DEFINATELY the OLPC by dborod · · Score: 1

      I also bought an original G1G1 OLPC for my then 2-year old. While there aren't a lot of activities that she can use on her own, she can turn the computer on and off and can use the tam tam mini activity to a certain extent (she can use the direction keys to select different sounds and then mash the keyboard to adjust the pitch of the sound.

      The computer is quite rugged too. It folds up into a little briefcase shape with a handle.

      Also, since I find it too slow and hard to type on for me, there's never going to be contention for access to it.

      She gets a lot more use and enjoyment out of my iPhone however. She can launch itunes, play a movie, pause the movie, quite itunes, scroll the home screen to see the icon of an app she likes, launch and use the app and so on.

      It is quite rugged and the only precaution I take is to make sure she doesn't walk around with it (or have sticky fingers)

    10. Re:DEFINATELY the OLPC by Nesman64 · · Score: 1

      If any computer, then OLPC is the way to go. To cover one issue mentioned: the keys don't come off.
      Also, if your little one doesn't get any real use out of it, at least the recipient of the "give one" half of the deal will be well served.

      Although, if Baby Einstein is bad for development at that age, a computer might not be much better. Interaction might make it better than TV, but interaction with an actual person is better.

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  6. Thinkpads? by ZDRuX · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why not just spend $300 on an old Thinkpad? They were built pretty tough, and are probably too heavy for a small kid to carry around so he won't be able to drop it.

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  7. Elonex ONEt+ by fork_daemon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I ordered Elonex ONEt+ http://www.elonexone.co.uk/ for my neice.. She will be 3years old in March.

    It is currently available only for pre-booking and will be delivered by Christmas.

    1. Re:Elonex ONEt+ by aitchpee · · Score: 1

      Oh dear, I have bad news for you then. I strongly advise cancelling the order for an Elonex ONEt+ as it is merely a toy, and a very slow one at that - the processing speed is abysmal and paint dries quicker than the browser (who's ever heard of 'Bon Echo?) can render even the simplest of web pages. On the positive side it looks great in lurid green and nobody else has one (I wonder why?).

    2. Re:Elonex ONEt+ by cleatsupkeep · · Score: 1

      Bon Echo is the unbranded version of Firefox, for companies that want to ship something other than default firefox (like with extensions).

  8. Gen Two by tverbeek · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Give him one of your old computers, an internet connection, and a Gentoo boot disk. Let him figure it out from there.

    Let's get realistic here. The kid doesn't read or even understand what the different keys on the keyboard are at this age. A conventional computer won't teach him that. Maybe you should set the bar within his reach for the next couple years. A toy computer that presents him with challenges that are appropriate for his cognitive level will be far more educational.

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    1. Re:Gen Two by modmans2ndcoming · · Score: 1

      I bought this playskool device for my son. It is a keyboard overlay and software. It has 3 stages. Smash on the keyboard stage (makes noises and animations appear on screen.)

      perform simple requests stage (Push the RED button type of stuff)

      alphabet stage

      He loved it, but then my older son stepped on the keyboard overlay.

    2. Re:Gen Two by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We got our 3-year-old daughter a vtech toy laptop with various little games and stuff on it. After a couple months she had already mastered them all and was completely bored with it. We ended up giving it to our nephew. Now she uses my wife's old HP laptop which she noticed sitting there on a low table one day. It's too heavy for her to lift, so the only thing that gets abuse is the mouse. After a year at it, she is reimplementing the Windows API in Logo.

    3. Re:Gen Two by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The kid doesn't read or even understand what the different keys on the keyboard are at this age.

      This is a pretty common misconception. I'm no prodigy or genius, but I was could read as a two-year old. That's because my parents didn't think, "oh, he's too young, let's not even try to teach him."

      My 2.5 year-old niece speaks and reads 2 languages. The trick is having each parent speak and teach a different language to her as she's learning languages. She keeps them separate because she associates the language with the parent.

      Don't sell your children short. Aim to teach them everything as early as possible. If they're too young to learn it, they won't learn it, so what?

    4. Re:Gen Two by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Your older son", yeah right. Come on, 'fess up.

    5. Re:Gen Two by digitalhermit · · Score: 1

      A computer with a good mouse-only interface works. The kids at the playschool and daycare center (around 3 yrs old) already can use this Mr. PotatoHead game (of course, they also have real Mr. PotatoHead games too). It's actually somewhat eerie to see them in front of the computer. They are enthralled by it. They look like the Borg sometimes.. monitor twice as big as them, mouse bigger than their hands...

    6. Re:Gen Two by pbhj · · Score: 1

      The kid doesn't read or even understand what the different keys on the keyboard are at this age. A conventional computer won't teach him that.

      ?

      Computers are, IMO, learning aids. But GCompris makes a regular computer many times better then some piece of plastic junk that they'll grow out of in a few months.

      You can do simple color recognition, motor control tasks (wiggle the mouse, hit space, etc.), matching images, matching sounds ... that's going down to 2+ age range easily. 3+ you can do letter recognition, sorting train carriages, mazes, more colours, number games .. my 3 year old likes to do the canal through the locks and give Tux a shower in the water-cycle game.

      If you put the bar in reach they have no reason to stretch.

    7. Re:Gen Two by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      "The kid doesn't read or even understand what the different keys on the keyboard are at this age."

      Sorry to break that, but they do. Children that age are quite capable of looking at the symbols and understand they are different, they are even capable of learning their names. A few children even learn to read at the age of 2.

  9. Refocus by mattr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I would not want him staring at a computer screen. Show him printed text and he may read. I was before that age.

    Interacting with a laptop is not the basis you want his brain to grow around.

    However, there are infant games for computers. I had one for a mac years ago that drew things in red, black and white as small children are most attracted to red.

    1. Re:Refocus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I call bullshit. Reading before two? Yeah. Right. ok.

    2. Re:Refocus by mewshi_nya · · Score: 1

      I was able to read a tiny bit before 2, and I could read pretty well by 3. It's not bullshit, trust me.

    3. Re:Refocus by mevets · · Score: 1

      |Show him printed text and he may read. I was before that age.

      Did were what? Printed text?

      Your writing isn't a great advertisement for too-early reading.

    4. Re:Refocus by pbhj · · Score: 1

      [...] small children are most attracted to red.

      I think it's contrast. I'm white (more pink really!) with dark hair and a beard meaning my face has a lot of contrast - babies (who I see a lot of through my work) seem to find me quite interesting.

      But, yes, red I'd put next for sure.

    5. Re:Refocus by mattr · · Score: 1

      Hello, I checked the net and I guess you are right. Maybe we know more about color perception now. It seems babies can choose a favorite color like red or blue even. Don't have a handy baby nearby to check it out unfortunately!

    6. Re:Refocus by bkhl · · Score: 1

      It is possible to teach children to read as early as they can speak, though it takes a lot of effort, and things to read adapted to their eye sight.

  10. Getting ahead of yourself by KeithIrwin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think you're getting ahead of yourself. Two-year-olds are not old enough to understand how to treat things gently. I don't think it's possible to make a laptop that can stand up to a two-year-old unless you encased the whole thing (including the keyboard) in about a two-inch thick layer of plastic. Two-year-olds throw terrible tantrums. They're known for it. They'll often smash things up when they're angry. When my step daughter was two and upset, she ripped every page out of Blueberries For Sal. They don't understand the consequences of their actions. Whether or not he's curious about computers, age two is too soon. Wait, at least, until he gets to an age where he doesn't throw tantrums (which will probably be a little before age three if you don't make a practice of giving in when he throws tantrums and will probably be about age fifteen otherwise).

    At three, he'd at least be less likely to break it quickly. Personally, I'd probably wait until age four or so since he's more likely to have the needed cognitive skills to do things like recognize symbols at that age. But regardless of whether you wait until age three or age four, "almost two" is significantly too early for a computer.

    1. Re:Getting ahead of yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you are determined to give a 2 year old a laptop I would go with a lower end eee with an ssd, even baring tantrums it will have a rough life so be prepared for breakage and get something cheap .

    2. Re:Getting ahead of yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a 26 month old that disproves all of your generalizations. Not all 2 year olds are the same. She has learned to spell over 50 words from Power Point slides. She knows that the space bar, arrow keys, and enter keys change the slide and she can type some basic words on her Leapfrog Clickstart. She hasn't broken or even torn anything in a temper tantrum. She understands the consequences of her actions. She learned the alphabet and numbers (symbol recognition) at 18 months.

      It is it really so difficult to imagine that a laptop could benefit a 2 year old and rather than damn them to a life of Internet idiocy? The "toy" laptops out the are a joke, typically mono-color brick-pixelated LCDs. Don't hook up the Internet. Find some educational software and activities. Supervise and participate in educational exercises on the laptop.

      Toddler development and temperament varies *greatly*. Knock off the anecdotal ageism Slashdot.

    3. Re:Getting ahead of yourself by RMH101 · · Score: 1
      "She has learned to spell over 50 words from Power Point slides"

      Including "synergy", "downsize", "outsource" and "proactive".

    4. Re:Getting ahead of yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two year olds only throw tantrums because those parents are wusses and let them get away with things. This starts with the overly lax behavior towards them before the age of 2. Punish them properly, and they'll only throw the one or two tantrums. The average American parent is a wuss. Mine have never thrown any tantrums and I have know very few children who have thrown tantrums. Sometime after the age of 1 or 1-1/2, and before the age of 5, a child needs 1 or 2 spankings for some really bad behavior. If you're lucky, they don't ever exhibit bad behavior and you may never have to spank them. Once they're old enough, you don't ever need to do it again.

      It's the stupid wussy parent who never spank at all that end up with obnoxious brats. They're so afraid to traumatize their kids that they only talk to them and give in to all their demands. Well, guess what? Disappointment is part of life. A 2 or 3 year old isn't old enough to understand all the worlds and nuances. At that age, they can't grasp full concepts. Very few kids can be talked to at that age. Some don't get it until age 5. Except for that 1 or 2 in the world, your child is not a prodigy. Appropriate spanking once or twice at that age will quickly get the point across. Once they understand, you'll never have to spank again.

      Then there's also the really stupid parents who spank all the time. Their kids are likely to end up as felons, runaways, and maladjusted troublemakers. Spanking for everything gives the kids the wrong signal. No matter what they do gets violence. They don't learn right from wrong. This is just as bad or worse than never spanking at all.

      As for children that age breaking the computer, if you train your kids, they won't break it. If they do, don't give them another one. If they are likely to break other toys don't give them that computer yet. I'm against kids that age being stuck on a computer under the age of 8(about 3rd grade). I know someone who was a whiz at nintendos and computer games at age 5. He was a great at the games but really bratty and maladjusted. Kids will learn to use computers quickly enough. They need to develop other motor skils and social skills with their peers first. They'll have plenty of time to use the computer before college, especially with price drops on computers. If you let your kids on a computer at a younger age, you need to monitor and severely limit their time on them.

    5. Re:Getting ahead of yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think it's possible to make a laptop that can stand up to a two-year-old unless you encased the whole thing (including the keyboard) in about a two-inch thick layer of plastic. Two-year-olds throw terrible tantrums. They're known for it.

      Grown up users do the same. I've seen a lot of people smash their keyboard because they got a BSOD.

    6. Re:Getting ahead of yourself by mevets · · Score: 1

      Brilliant! The problem with subjecting a 2 year old to a computer is that he might break the computer! It isn't a question of cognitive abilities, it is a question of missed opportunity. The opportunity to learn, explore; discover people, animals, tastes, smells and the joy of sticking little things up your nose and meeting doctors and nurses. These are all far more important.

      Smashing the computer might be the smartest thing the 2 year old could do with it. That goes for 3,4 or 5 year old too.

    7. Re:Getting ahead of yourself by pbhj · · Score: 1

      I think you're getting ahead of yourself. Two-year-olds are not old enough to understand how to treat things gently.

      Nonsense. It depends whether they've been taught to do that.

      Granted they may not always treat it gently, but they know how if they've been shown/taught.

    8. Re:Getting ahead of yourself by Doggabone · · Score: 1

      I bought a noisy gadget for the son of a friend - a toy steering wheel with lots of buttons and sound effects - and it was a huge hit. For about 10 minutes after it was opened, when the little genius noted the resemblance to a frisbee and flung it into the pool.

      Which was a delight and relief for the mother. ;)

    9. Re:Getting ahead of yourself by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Kids will try throwing tantrums sometimes. No way you can avoid it.

      What you do do is have an ironclad rule: a tantrum gets the kid nothing. This is behavior you can't afford to encourage.

      There was a time when my kid was pushing the cart in a grocery store, and then we got to the checkout and he couldn't push it any more, so he threw a tantrum. Didn't work, so he threw one in front of another woman. He learned pretty fast, and it was over. It didn't stop him from breaking things, but it probably cut it down a lot.

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    10. Re:Getting ahead of yourself by srsabu · · Score: 1

      I setup a computer for my oldest daughter right around when she turned two. I used a bunch of old parts that I had on hand, so if she trashed the keyboard I could just grab another spare. I also used a CRT monitor as they hold up under the abuse a bit better. I used a mouse driver that treated left and right clicks as left clicks. She was able to pick up double-clicking on the icons on the desktop pretty quickly. I went with Windows 98 for all the $3 value edu-tainment titles, and ripped them all to disk images that would be auto-mounted when she clicked on the icons. She was able to do some of the simple toddler edu-tainment games on her own after just a few sessions. She was born with Erb's palsy, so using the mouse was actually part of her physical therapy to help with fine motor skills. It was one of the best activities to keep her improving because she WANTED to do it, as opposed to some of the PT exercises that were boring. All of our kids since then have started getting interested in it around the same time. My third daughter surprised us by turning on the computer and then climbing up in the chair to look at the monitor before she was even 18 months old. We still had to start babysmash for her, as she doesn't quite have that down.

  11. I use my own computer for a child by Korbeau · · Score: 1

    It's a desktop and I call it Bobby. No diapers and all that crap, only pure parenting joy!

  12. Two is tough by xzvf · · Score: 3, Informative

    A two year old is going to have a hard time manipulating the keyboard and touch pad of any netbook. Consider one of the Fisher Price things you hook to a regular TV. If you are insisting on a real computer, the XO-1 from OLPC is available on Amazon for $400 ($200 tax break for the G1G1 program). Sugar bothers most adults but my five year old (now six) took to it well, and it has lots of interesting software. For the less adventuresome, the Classmate from Intel (distributed by CTL) is also available on Amazon. It uses a modified Edubuntu build so has a lot of educational applications. Unless your kid is some kind of bio mechanical freak, that can handle mice, keyboards and touch pads at two, I'd suggest buying something designed for that age and holding off on the netbook for a couple of years.

    1. Re:Two is tough by jg · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Before kids can read, any "conventional" gui (I don't care if it is KDE/Gnome/Windows/Mac) is both going to train the kids to ignore dialog boxes and/or drive parents to distraction with questions. That's why (in part) OLPC do the Sugar user interface: our target is kids who are in the process of learning to read.

      It's also why the OLPC XO-1 is much, much more rugged than conventional laptops.

    2. Re:Two is tough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm amazed at the number of replies here along the same "a 2-year-old can't..." lines. I seriously doubt most of those were written by people with actual experience in the field (i.e. being a parent).

      2-year-olds are perfectly capable of using a mouse.

      Keyboards are somewhat more difficult, with too many nearly identical keys. Since they can't read (in 99%+ of all cases) that's really not a useful input device anyway. The larger, more unique keys are a different story (space and enter, mainly) and can be quite useful.

      My child (and I have no reason to think he is "special" - friends' children have exhibited similar affinities) was perfectly able to use a mouse at that age. Hell, he even knew that if "Dad" wanted to use the computer, he needed to click on a different image on the login screen (yes, old Windows computer - if anyone knows how to enable a guest-account-like-but-with-some-saveable-settings non-passworded account for Ubuntu, please let me know). That one came as a bit of a surprise to us, but being surprised is an integral part of being a parent (at least for me).

      His favorite application at the time was Picassa. At age 2 he could use the mouse to click on the appropriate quick-start icon himself and use the spacebar to cycle through photos.

      He also liked drawing (Tuxpaint in fullscreen is good on both Windows and Linux).

      Having just recently turned 3, he has no problem "logging in" to his own account, firing up his favorite applications (Notepad for "typing" and Picassa for viewing photos), shutting down applications again and even turning off the computer completely (without hitting the power button).

      He likes playing some flash games as well.

      PRE-EMPTIVE DEFENSE: He only uses the computer a couple of times a WEEK (usually for about 10-15 minutes at a time). He watches next to no TV, not because he isn't allowed to, but because it holds no interest for him. My wife has tried to watch some Saturday morning cartoons with him and while he likes it when there are characters from his books or toys, it's really not something he enjoys for more than a few minutes. He'd rather play with his RC car (usually driving it in circles or into walls, because a two-joystick input device is HARD when you're barely 3), read books or just follow "Mommy" around with his favorite teddy in tow.

  13. Wait until he can READ! Unbelievable... by Eganicus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You need to "foster" Computer & Gaming interests in kids? Ever read the news? You need to force them to stop playing video games and DO HOMEWORK or go outside! You don't need to "teach" them to look at shiny blinking lights..... Why does this person as a parent frighten me?

    1. Re:Wait until he can READ! Unbelievable... by canUbeleiveIT · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why does this person as a parent frighten me?

      Because it sounds like he is parenting for his own gratification by trying to force a "Mini-Me" identity upon his son instead of letting the child develop in a normal progression. It's disturbing.

    2. Re:Wait until he can READ! Unbelievable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should he only get the kid things he dislikes? Should we not choose good things for our kids? If we let the kids decide what to like from everything that is available, advertising and big media will be raising our kids.

      I agree 2 is probably too young to get much benefit out of a computer and it would probably be better to wait a while so he can get a better computer for the money, but giving your kids things you know and like is not inherently bad, IMO.

      Just be sure not to force them to do stuff.

    3. Re:Wait until he can READ! Unbelievable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what's that? a normal progression?
      is that when you let the kid go to the street?
      perhaps caves? that would be very natural thing for our next generation of cave people...

    4. Re:Wait until he can READ! Unbelievable... by wilder_card · · Score: 1
      Why does this person as a parent frighten me?

      Because like many others on this thread, you're drawing conclusions about his family life from a single post on /.. You don't know him, you don't know the kid, you don't know how they interact -- but you know enough to decide he's doing it all wrong. Personally, I like to have some data before I reach a conclusion, but that's just me.

    5. Re:Wait until he can READ! Unbelievable... by value_added · · Score: 1

      Because it sounds like he is parenting for his own gratification by trying to force a "Mini-Me" identity upon his son instead of letting the child develop in a normal progression.

      Normal progression?

      Last I checked, that would include patterning himself after those closest to him. If you think there's nothing subversive about parenting, then you've never been a parent, or don't remember your own childhood. As for selfishness, I think that's an unfair and misplaced characterisation that could be described as naive.

      It's disturbing.

      Depends on the outcome, which depends on the parent, doesn't it?

    6. Re:Wait until he can READ! Unbelievable... by osiris247 · · Score: 1

      That is precisely why people HAVE kids. You are shocked by the parenting techniques, where as I am shocked that people actually WANT kids. Most people I know with kids shouldn't be allowed to raise a pet, let alone a person. I agree with the OLPC.

    7. Re:Wait until he can READ! Unbelievable... by pbhj · · Score: 1

      Why does this person as a parent frighten me?

      Because you don't know the slightest thing about him and you're scared of the unknown?

    8. Re:Wait until he can READ! Unbelievable... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno, how does one force a TWO YEAR OLD to do homework? And if you're throwing your TWO YEAR OLD outside and telling him he can't come inside?

      Why does thinking of this person as a parent frighten me?

    9. Re:Wait until he can READ! Unbelievable... by jameswing · · Score: 1

      I never said for him to play games. Anyways have you read the news? Studies have shown playing games does help with mental acuity, hand eye coordination, and is linked with being a better problem solver.

  14. Along the same lines... by TheSpoom · · Score: 5, Informative

    I have a nephew around the same age (slightly over two). He loves playing with my Nintendo DS and Mario 64 on the Wii (which, of course, he doesn't quite know how to control yet, but the freedom to just run around is fun even to him).

    What would be a good portable I could get him that would be more his age? I don't think he's a prodigy or anything, I just want to get him something fun.

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    1. Re:Along the same lines... by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      (And by portable, I mean portable game console or something thereabouts. Obviously a laptop or anything with a keyboard is beyond him at this point.)

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    2. Re:Along the same lines... by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      How about a Leapfrog Leapster or similar? i'd be wary of getting into the DS too much. Doesn't really encourage interaction with the outside world and sounds a bit like a trigger for autism.

    3. Re:Along the same lines... by sowth · · Score: 1

      I would say Animal Crossing would work. It seems to be more for toddlers. It teaches very simple social skills, allows them to take care of their town and see the consumerist lifestyle in all its glory. (Really, half the game is buying expensive crap and selling it for a loss.) Okay, the last part isn't so great, but I think overall it would be good for a young gamer. Oh yeah, you can run around the town, so that alone may keep him satisfied.

      As for the person who started this ask slashdot, I agree with the people who say use an old computer with a kid keyboard and mouse. I would also add put the computer and monitor in a locked, well ventilated cabinet.

      You'll need glass so your kid can see the monitor, so use something safe (plexiglass?), not regular glass. At that age, you need safety, power doesn't matter. Even if the computer is slow, I doubt the kid will notice too much as he will be figuring out how to use it. ...then again, if it stalls for to long, he may get mad. Then you may need to take it away.

      I don't know what this prodigy crap everyone is talking about. I think even 2 isn't too young to start. You may not notice them learning, but it may build concepts for them down the road...

    4. Re:Along the same lines... by jameswing · · Score: 1

      I am wanting to stay away from the game console. I want it to be a learning experience, it just playing games.

    5. Re:Along the same lines... by calster · · Score: 1

      My two (.5) and four year old love my Nintendo DS. Obviously they can't play anything fancy, but there are games available that suit their ages and they can't get enough (it's been 2 weeks now). They play Smart Kids and Go, Diego, Go!. The more obvious choice for this age group would be a Leap Frog Leapster2, which apparently has a lot of parents impressed. I'm a fan of Leap Frog's animation DVD's and their books also, but I tried out the Leapster2 and decided to return it after using it for only 15 minutes. The handheld is quite sturdy, but the screen resolution is shite and the buttons are quite heavy - even my thumbs got tired very quickly. (the web part of the 'deal' for parents to track kids' progress was also buggy and not intuitive).

  15. The universal gift. by bigattichouse · · Score: 4, Insightful

    A box of crayons and a cardboard box big enough to sit in. Turn it on its side for cave-y goodness (2 is a bit too young for spaceship goodness).
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    1. Re:The universal gift. by socsoc · · Score: 3, Informative

      I really wish you would quit it with your spams. At least put it in your sig so it can be properly ignored.

    2. Re:The universal gift. by OeLeWaPpErKe · · Score: 1

      Then, as they say ... watch the walls turn red. Or whatever color crayons you gave the kid.

      The perfect gift for a 2-year old ? You ! (your attention, your laughter, your ...)

    3. Re:The universal gift. by Pope · · Score: 1

      Lost you spell check?

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    4. Re:The universal gift. by Kashgarinn · · Score: 1

      Seconded.

      I remember when I was 2, and really enjoyed a good cardboard box. It's playing with the 3 dimensional space around you which is fun, of course I couldn't have told you that back then.. I'm intelligent, but not that intelligent.

      I'd also heartily recommend snow, snowmen and snowbunkers.

  16. Don't buy a new machine for the kid. by kwabbles · · Score: 4, Interesting

    My daughter who is almost 3 has been really interested in electronics as well. I picked up an old used laptop (I think it's a Pentium III 800 or something) that someone was giving away. I loaded it up with Debian and installed GCompris. She absolutely loves it - and GCompris is great. Problem is (like most kids her age) she picks it up to move it and drops it, tries to forcefully "integrate" her other toys with it, occasionally spills something on the keyboard... you know - normal 2 year old stuff.

    Unless you've got the cash to not care about your kid wrecking and mucking the thing up in 6 months of use - I say load linux on an old used beater. The kid doesn't know the difference.

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    1. Re:Don't buy a new machine for the kid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      finally! someplace that linux does fit the bill.

    2. Re:Don't buy a new machine for the kid. by deroby · · Score: 1

      I'll second that.

      My 3 year old daughter has been having fun with a (very) old laptop (PIII500) that has Ubuntu + GCompris on it. Clearly it needs a bit of guiding in the beginning to explain what all the games 'do', but now she'll fire it up herself (after asking off course, I don't want her to sit behind the computer hours on end...yet =), clicks the plane-icon and jumps from one game to another. I think she likes the 'movement' games best (eg. clicking the blue dot to make a drawing, watering the plants, ...) although she'll easily play the cards-memory game from start to end in no time. Having done the latter a couple of times she seems to have grown tired of it, oh well, I think it will take some more time before she manages to finish the Towers of Hanoi game =)

      Since there was plenty of room left on the disk, I converted a couple of here Dora / Bob The Builder / Bumba / ... DVD's to DivX and now she prefers to watch them on the laptop instead of looking at it on TV. (**)

      Anyway, just keep your eyes open for a second-hand portable (I bought this one for ca 200â couple of years back as I wanted to give Linux (Ubuntu) a try, but recently she's having lots more fun on it than I am, I think I need a new toying-portable =)

      **: Not sure whether it's that much better for the eyes : IMHO LCD (tft, XGA) is much less straining than CRT @50Hz, but clearly she's sitting a lot closer to the screen, so maybe both 'bads' cancel each other out ?

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  17. Don't do it. Not yet. by alexandre_ganso · · Score: 5, Funny

    I learned to read with that age, which was considered a prodigy in my city (and a freak, BTW, in equal proportions).

    I really dug into encyclopedias, and was very interested in science. Until I stole a book from a dad's friend.

    It was COBOL. I was 4. Now I'm a sad CS teacher finishing my ph.D. in high-performance computing. And I have 12 euros in my bank account right now.

    Let him live. And when time comes, guide him to a law school.

    1. Re:Don't do it. Not yet. by MiniMike · · Score: 3, Funny

      Now I'm a sad CS teacher finishing my ph.D. in high-performance computing. And I have 12 euros in my bank account right now.

      Don't worry- once you finish your Ph.D., you'll have at least 20-30 euros in your bank account.

    2. Re:Don't do it. Not yet. by alexandre_ganso · · Score: 1

      Don't worry- once you finish your Ph.D., you'll have at least 20-30 euros in your bank account.

      Does that mean I will need to start doing stuff normal people do? Like eating other things than ramen and buy new shoes?

    3. Re:Don't do it. Not yet. by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Until you pay that amount back to your student loan.

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    4. Re:Don't do it. Not yet. by j-beda · · Score: 3, Insightful
      "...guide him to a law school."

      Naw - get him interested in one of the trades - that's where the real money is. Start an apprenticeship right out of high school and by the time his buddies have graduated with their law degrees and a pile of debt he could own his own plumbing business and be bringing it serious coin.

    5. Re:Don't do it. Not yet. by Tragedy4u · · Score: 1

      I find it interesting to hear your story as it bears some initial similarity to mine, yet our path's differed. According to my parents I learned to read just before my second birthday and could even spell simple words (had this fisher price desk with magnetic letters I'd spell out words with, I loved that thing). I was assessed as intelligent but barely managed to scrape by in school, hell I failed grade 10 math TWICE! Fascinated and enthralled by computers since I got my first one (C64) when I was 8...but couldn't get the grades to get to university. Oddly enough I just said "Fuck school" and busted my ass to develop my career, and I've done very well for myself financially especially since I turned contract IT consultant. That being said, in my eyes, I consider your academic career and credentials far more laudable than my own.

    6. Re:Don't do it. Not yet. by Breakfast+Pants · · Score: 1

      He may even get an offer from the owner to go in on buying the company and making over 250k a year--without a plumbing license!

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    7. Re:Don't do it. Not yet. by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      "Joe the Plumber recently signed a very lucrative contract with a wealthy couple to handle all the work on all seven of their houses." This could be your son!

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    8. Re:Don't do it. Not yet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Discovering cobol at 4 and then getting a sooo high slashdot UID? makes no sense. Moderators are right, nice try.

    9. Re:Don't do it. Not yet. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let him live. And when time comes, guide him to a law school.

      Yes, Law school, When you get into a firm you get to bone all those sexy legal secertaries in your office even though you look like an ugly fuck.

  18. getting comfortable with computers early by v1 · · Score: 1

    I think it's simply amazing when I see a 3 yr old that can hop up to a computer and knows how to use it. Not to get on excel or anything, but knows how to turn it on or shut it down, can click on games and use a mouse.

    Don't expect the computer to be a major part of their life. Even just getting to play on the computer for 30 minutes a day would be great. You want your kid to be one of the ones at school that when the entire class is placed in a lab full of computers, that he sits down and is comfortable using it, not trying to press keys gingerly with one finger and struggling to figure out the mouse, not looking down at the keyboard and peck one key, look up at the screen, look down and peck one more key etc. You can really tell when a kid is accustomed to a computer.

    You don't need a super computer for this. Heck, the k-2 I worked at last year had ancient iMacs running OS 9 and Harcourt learning games software on them, and that was an incredible experience for them. (teaching phonics mainly, all audio and video, no reading required) Those machines were in the kids' rooms, and there was a lab of 25 newer machines across the hall with Type To Learn Jr on them. 1st graders learning to type is a wonderful thing. Anything that gets them involved is more than enough.

    There are web sites you can go to that host dozens of learning games for K-2 level kids, so you don't even need to buy software that they would outgrow in 2 months. (unlike their clothes!)

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  19. Child-proof Magellan laptop by Bluefirebird · · Score: 2, Informative

    Buy the Magellan laptop (Magalhaes) that is based on the Intel Classmate framework. This computer is being supplied to every child in Portugal from the ages of 6-10. It's a very robust laptop that keeps working after more than 1 meter (3 feet) falls.
    However, you should analyze if 2 years-old isn't a bit too soon to have a laptop.

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  20. Don't by RMH101 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If you must, why not let them play with a simple drawing app or flash game (I'd suggest Cbeebies in the UK) on your machine? Preferably a machine that isn't an expensive laptop and has an external, disposable mouse and keyboard? Or one of those jumbo child's trackballs?

    Two is too young for real mouse and keyboard control, although they might be enthralled by pictures on the screen. I'd argue that spending the money on some books and other play equipment (cheap and good: some big plastic "tweezers" and some little plastic objects to pick up - develops the quite specialised muscles and coordination they'll need to hold a pen for writing later on really well) would be a better course of action though.

    Buying them their own laptop's a dumb idea if you expect them to take care of it. It'll get pulled off the table or have the lid shut with an object on the keyboard, and it'll die. Also, if you're giving them access to the charger, they might pull the AC cable out and stick it in their mouth, which wouldn't do them any good. Or they might accidentally short the battery and cause a fire. Or tip their juice over it. Or (as just happened to my other half's brand new Palm Centro) decide they like it so much they're going to dip it in the bath to clean it. I could go on. They're just not toddler-proof/friendly/suitable.
    I've a two year old and a five year old. I wouldn't buy either a "real" laptop although my five year old likes sitting on my lap and playing simple kids web games sometimes, and can use a mouse and a keyboard. She'd rather draw with a pen, though, and learning to read and write is something best done on paper. My two year old is currently literally jumping up and down with sheer joy at the marble run we've just bought her.

    My advice? If you want a netbook for yourself, buy one. If you want a toy for your kids, buy something else.

    Having said all this, an iPhone is great for distracting small children by showing them pics of the family!

    1. Re:Don't by pbhj · · Score: 1

      Aren't there any linux geeks on Slashdot anymore:

      0) old keyboard / mouse to bash around on (no I don't mean the CLI!)
      1) tuxpaint
      2) GCompris
      3) ...
      4) profit

      We're at 2) so far.

  21. Start him on pico by kbrasee · · Score: 2, Funny

    Then when he gets the hang of that, take off the training wheels and let him use vi.

  22. eeepc by fattybob · · Score: 1

    get an eepc and install glubble on firefox (not tried that yet mind you). It is as full a powered pc as you want it to be, and comes out of the box with a bunch of easy to use and educational games - suitable for challenging all ages!! Bets of all - it is about as child proof as a computer gets (without opting for the barbie model) and is cheap. Also, if you feel the need, it is all you need to take on a trip for everyone's use.

    I was planning to buy my daughter (8) one, but I cannot find any linux models in Singapore sadly - forget the windows model! - i suppose that comes with minesweeper & solitaire at least! My eepc has Tuxmath - yeehar!

    1. Re:eeepc by mcvos · · Score: 1

      get an eepc and install glubble on firefox (not tried that yet mind you).

      I second Glubble. Officially it's focused at ages 6-12 I think, but it wouldn't surprise me if some of the websites they point to are also suitable for younger children. And it keeps them away from anything you think is inappropriate for them, and you get to keep an eye on what the hell they're doing on the web.

      I was planning to buy my daughter (8) one, but I cannot find any linux models in Singapore sadly - forget the windows model! - i suppose that comes with minesweeper & solitaire at least! My eepc has Tuxmath - yeehar!

      I got an eeepc for free. Windows model, unfortunately.

  23. I have a 3 year old by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 5, Interesting

    he says he's going to 'check his email' and sits down at the computer. i dont know where he got that from. not me, cause i never say something like 'ima check my email'

    then he proceeds to remove keys from the keyboard. he's gotten quite good at this, even employing other objects as a lever to pop the keys off. i then find them scattered about the house, in his mouth, outside, in the toilet, in the refrigerator...

    if you have a child of this age, the only computers that are going to stand up to them are made by fisher price etc.

    i don't think it would be worth it until about 5 at the earliest

    1. Re:I have a 3 year old by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Now I'm living in dread of when my sprog are old enough to reach my Model M.

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      E pluribus sanguinem
    2. Re:I have a 3 year old by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 2, Insightful

      and you should. anything within their reach will be broken or sticky.

    3. Re:I have a 3 year old by CelticWhisper · · Score: 1

      Dude. It's a Model M. He's not afraid for the keyboard, he's afraid for the kids.

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    4. Re:I have a 3 year old by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      No, he's afraid for the keyboard's keys AND the kids.

      Two words: "[b]detachable keycaps[/b]." (Which means "choking hazard.")

      (Luckily, when the Model M was actually being shipped with almost every PC IBM sold, Apple had a strong hold of the educational market.)

  24. Commodore 64 (only 3/4 joking) by pomakis · · Score: 1

    I've got a working Commodore 64 system that I'm willing to sell you for cheap (complete with oodles of software). That taught me everything I needed to know about computers, and in a way that captivated me. Perhaps that'd be considered an ultra-archaic learning tool in this day and age, but then again maybe it's the perfect level of entry because it's a system that's simple enough to be (mostly) understood as a whole while being powerful enough (BASIC 2.0 gripes aside) to give one a feeling of accomplishment and control.

    1. Re:Commodore 64 (only 3/4 joking) by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      Hey! What's the price? You have an ebay page?
      Do you offer international shipping?
      Am serious.
      If you can offer international shipping, am willing to buy it via ebay.
      My son is 3.5 yrs old and i had the misfortune of letting him alone with my iBook a year before.
      He meticulously cleared out the keyboard of ALL keys, precisely and accurately. Plucked out EACH key with his tiny fingers.
      I complained to Apple that their keyboard allows small fingers to get between the spaces and pull them out.
      They agreed but did nothing i guess.
      Anyways a Commodore 64 is FAR harder to break-:)

      --
      "Doing what i can, with what i have." ~ Burt Gummer
    2. Re:Commodore 64 (only 3/4 joking) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I learnt to read by watching my brother typing on a C64. I was 3. I've been into computers and technology ever since. Of course when my brother (7 years older than me) tried to teach me basic programming at 5 I couldn't go much further than the standard 10 "My brother is an idiot" 20 GOTO 10 infinite loop. Still I learnt a lot from that experience. However it was only possible because my elder brother was willing to spend some time showing me stuff and explaining things to me. Just throwing an ultra-slim pc to your son won't do him much good.

    3. Re:Commodore 64 (only 3/4 joking) by pomakis · · Score: 1

      I'll have to dig it all out of my closet before putting it up on e-Bay, which I plan on doing sometime soon. I can give you first dibs if you supply me with your e-mail address though. (I don't want to make any deals or promises yet until I dig it out and VERIFY that it actually still works.)

    4. Re:Commodore 64 (only 3/4 joking) by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      you can mail me at anand_REMOVETHIS_@anandcp.com
       

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      "Doing what i can, with what i have." ~ Burt Gummer
  25. Get a fujitsu - Free upgrades for life! by Auroch · · Score: 1

    Get a fujitsu lifebook. Apparently, there are free upgrades for life, and it will be small enough that (s)he can type on it with his/her pudgy fingers.

    Alternately, I have an eee/1000ha, and it is fairly sturdy, but it wouldn't hold up to a little kid sitting on it. Maybe an older toughbook? Or even just something that is older than your kid...

    --
    Quartz Extreme and Core Image. Are there any other real reasons to spend all that money on generic hardware?
  26. Demanding Children by troll8901 · · Score: 1

    A real computer for him at age 2?

    By age 5, he'll be demanding his own personal server room, fully equipped.

  27. Read to the boy by J.+Random+Human · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The best thing to do is read to him every night. By doing so, he will learn that reading is a rewarding activity. When he gets older, reading will not be a struggle, and from there he can do whatever he likes.

    And he will want to use Daddy's laptop, even if he has his own.

  28. go ahead let him play on your desktop by sqkybeaver · · Score: 1

    i have a 5 year old boy who has not had much experience with computers, how ever we do play games on the computer together,there many kids websites that are good for him, just create a user account that he can play games and can only get to certain websites, if he does break the keyboard they're cheap, much cheaper than a umpc.

  29. Fish by Frankie70 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Give the 2 year old a fish & you have fed him for today.
    Teach him how to fish & you have fed him for life.

    Why buy him a computer. Take him to Frys or something.
    Let him pick out the parts & make his own computer.
    Once he is done, point him to one of the Linux sources - he
    can build his binaries & install it.

    1. Re:Fish by JamesP · · Score: 1

      point him to one of the Linux sources - he
      can build his binaries & install it.

      Luxury! In my time I better have written a full blown OS before dinner (which consisted of cardboard), after which my dad would kill us and sing over our graves.

      --
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    2. Re:Fish by laejoh · · Score: 1

      Give your two year old a fire and he/she'll be warm for the day.

      Set your two year old on fire and he/she'll be warm for the rest of his/her life.

    3. Re:Fish by pbhj · · Score: 1

      [...] point him to one of the Linux sources - he
      can build his binaries & install it.

      Amateurs. I gave my kid a bag of sand, some sticks and a mathematical treatise on Turing Machines and told him to get on with it ...

    4. Re:Fish by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

      Give a man a fish, and you have fed him for today. Take him to Frys and you have fed him Fish Frys for a lifetime.

  30. Hmm... by XTrollX · · Score: 1

    I think you might want to start with Potty-Training first.

    1. Re:Hmm... by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      Or at least choose the Ubuntu "Human" theme so it matches

  31. Not an UMPC! by Wooky_linuxer · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Be warned: I will be a dick.

    An Asus EeePC or an MSI Wind are not to be considered UMPC. The concepts are different. UMPC are overgrown palm devices (or shrunken tablets, depending how you see it), with a touchscreen, and an emphasis on watching/listening media. Hence the name. They are usually quite expensive, do not have a normal keyboard or lack one completely - you are supposed to use the touchscreen for that, and since you are not expected to type a lot, that should be ok.

    The category you are talking about should be called netbooks. They are notebooks which are smaller, cheaper, and slower than a typical notebook. Most of all, they are very portable without the price premium associated with an ultraportable notebook. The points here are price, form-factor, and intended purpose. Your typical netbook has a (smallish) notebook keyboard, perhaps not so much storage, but it will let you do - and expects you to - all the things you do with a normal notebook, providing you can put up with the small screen and keyboard.

    , Ok, I will stop being a dick now and answer your question. Since so many people told you not to get any kind of computer, I won't do the same, but... anyways, consider an OLPC machine. It is supposed to be more sturdy, and the Sugar interface is (IMHO) a great way to teach children what computers are all about without being tied to the dominant GUI/OS.

    That said, no matter how gifted your child is, he is still a 2 year old and so he is bound to shred the computer to little pieces. And eat them. So either get the cheapest one, or get a very sturdy one.

    --
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    1. Re:Not an UMPC! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Be warned: I'm going to be a dick

      It's anyway. Not "anyways" ;)

  32. It's the software by Ollabelle · · Score: 1
    As usual, its the software that drives the hardware and not the other way around. I don't expect you or anyone to hand over the computer and walk off. But you can and should use the computer as joint play-time. There's always M$ Paint for starters, and Fisher-Price has a resource-intensive keyboard that duplicates the paint program so he can use a stylus to draw, paint, spray, etc. on a drawing pad on the keyboard itself that shows up on the screen. Then there's the ancient but fun Putt-putt games if he's ready for some "I need the hammer so I can trade for the key" search-and-fetch type games.

    And of course, get a tiny notebook type mouse for his little hand.

    --
    Ibid.
    1. Re:It's the software by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      I just signed up for GameTap. They are an on demand video game service. They have more than 75 kids education titles in their library, INCLUDING the highly regarded Putt-putt games. I was actually surprised how well Putt-putt held up over time.

      You can sign up for free to try out the service, to see if you like it. Guest/Non-paying accounts have access to about 65 games. Pay users have access to close to 1000. It is $10 a month or $60 a year to be a paying customer. Not only will you get real retail educational titles for your kid, but you will get real retail games for yourself as well.

  33. Hold on by meist3r · · Score: 2, Insightful

    2 year old child? Computer? What?

    Furthering your kids natural curiousity should start with the regular things like nature and people. Why don't you find some friends for him to play with or have him memorize each species of every zoo in your range of travel? Seriously, there are TONS of other things you should get your kid involved in before plugging him into the naval cord of all evil in the world, what we like to call the internet. You know what it's for ...

    If you really have to go through all that just to say "look he's 2 1/2 and compiles his own kernel" buy an old ruggedized laptop. They'll be affordable, powerful enough for the needs of every gaming enthusiast 2 year old. And they're less likely to end in a tragedy when you son decides he wants to show his good friend "sippy cup" what awesome gibberish he just posted on his myspace page. Jeez.

    1. Re:Hold on by meist3r · · Score: 1

      And before I forget it again, I know this kid won't be online for quite some time but what will a two year old learn from a computer without a teacher around? At this age one of these learning computers could be enough because all they understand is what sensoric queues they get from the device. Something that makes him understand simple menu structures and interaction is more suitable than a regular OS of which he won't even understand half.

    2. Re:Hold on by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      That'd be "sensory cues". Did you learn English from a Speak'n'Spell?

      It's funny, laugh

    3. Re:Hold on by meist3r · · Score: 1

      Well, got me there buddy. Seems like I shouldn't write those hard words as I hear them huh? Anyhow, good call. It's not my mothers tongue so shit happens, right?

    4. Re:Hold on by canUbeleiveIT · · Score: 1

      I am appalled by the number of people who have actually responded with advice about which computer to buy or with what computer their own two-year-old used. Personally, I find it to be self-serving attempt to mold little Timmy into being "just like Daddy." It's frightening to see how many people parent for their own gratification and "love" their children in such a selfish way. It's almost like they would be offended if their kids had other interests.

      I'm sure that some of these same people would quickly condemn as manipulative the PHB who brings his two-year-old to work with him dressed in his own little suit and tie, the ex-jock who forces his kids into being hypercompetitive or this soldier who made his young son fight another kid.

      I certainly believe in teaching your family's values to kids, and to encourage children to try different activities, but shouldn't they be allowed to develop their own interests without all of that pressure to conform to their parents image?

    5. Re:Hold on by Belial6 · · Score: 1
      I am appalled by how many people right here on slashdot, hate computers and the people that have interst in them. The OP didn't ask what kind of computer would be good to babysit his kid, and could hold up to 24/7 use, or what laptop had good battery life for use in a locked closet. He asked what kind of computer would work good for his kid.

      Parents buy sports equipment for thier kid all the time. Sometimes even before the kid is born. Why is it you think that for a jock to be a bad parent he has you force his kid into being hypercompetitive, yet the geek is a bad parent for even letting his kid have access to his interests? That is a pretty sick view of the world.

      Why do you think that if a kid has a computer, he will have no other interests? Just so you know... They TV stereo type, and the jokes on slashdot about 'nerds' are not indicative of real people.

      I certainly believe in teaching your family's values to kids, and to encourage children to try different activities, but shouldn't they be allowed to develop their own interests without all of that pressure to conform to their parents image?

      Do you even realize what is wrong with that sentence?

    6. Re:Hold on by Ollabelle · · Score: 1

      And I am appalled at your naivete. Learning to use a computer is equivalent to learning to read, write and do arithmetic. Forcing the child to be a Perl programmer may better fit your apprehensions, but there are honest and worthwhile motivations for showing the child a whole new stimulus-response environment. Showing him how to paint his own pictures on the screen is not teaching him be "just like Daddy" but rather to learn how input devices can be manipulated. Then later, when he's taught how to use the computer in a school environment, he will be well-prepared to learn.

      --
      Ibid.
    7. Re:Hold on by canUbeleiveIT · · Score: 1

      I am appalled at *your* naivete. The child is not even two years old. To a two-year-old, a laptop is merely a thing that makes sounds and lights. They do not have the motor skills to manipulate a mouse, keyboard or anything else that a computer requires. In other words, they are as incapable of using a computer as they are doing trigonometry. It's this crazy thing called stages of development. If this is a new concept to you, please feel free to Google it.

      You don't give a two-year-old a real computer for the same reason that you don't give little Susie or little Billy a real oven, a real saw or a real car. They will break it or they will hurt themselves or someone else. That's what *toys* are for--so children can *play* at using a these things. What's really amazing is that they have toys that are made to be like little laptops and are educational.

      Why don't you ask your pediatrician if he or she would recommend such a thing? I'm sure that they wouldn't mind you getting one for a two-year-old since a computer doesn't have all sorts of choking hazards, breakable parts and toxic materials.

    8. Re:Hold on by jameswing · · Score: 1

      Apparently according to people on this post, they do have the dexterity to control a mouse. Using a computer does not necessarily mean programming, or that he would be alone with it. I go to my pediatrician for medical Issues (he is a medical doctor), not technical ones. That is why I came here being a tech board I expected a bit more understanding, and really didn't expect this fear of using computers. Yes I know there are different learning Theories (I am a college instructor) and want to cater to them, and expose him to the computer as a tool that he can use for his creativity.

    9. Re:Hold on by canUbeleiveIT · · Score: 1
      I wasn't even going to bother replying to your post until I realized that you actually submitted the "ask Slashdot" topic. I see that you went through your submission and replied to everybody. Obviously, you are not really looking for advice, but rather corroboration. What the heck, I'll bute--it's a slow day here anyway.

      Apparently according to people on this post, they do have the dexterity to control a mouse.
      Wow. According to the people who post on /., the following is also true:
      * George Bush is a Machiavellian puppet master controlling the entire world while simultaneously being the single stupidest person in the history of mankind.
      * Every person, no matter their situation, should run *nix, and compile it from source.
      * Being a ladies man means that you have more than one blow-up doll and that bathing is something that you do more than once per month.

      So, don't expect me to lend much credence to the general opinion here. I guess that I will go on a) my own experience as a parent, and b) the opinion of experts in child development.

      I go to my pediatrician for medical Issues (he is a medical doctor), not technical ones.
      Fine, and when your son pries off one of the keys and chokes on it, don't call the paramedics, call Geek Squad.

      That is why I came here being a tech board I expected a bit more understanding, and really didn't expect this fear of using computers.
      Right. And because I didn't let my son drive when he was three years old that meant that I have a fear of cars.

      Sorry dude, but it seems to me that you're trying to make junior into a chip off the old block for your own validation, which is both unsafe and extremely unfair. For all I know, you really are the alpha geek and your son is the next Steven Hawking, but apparently everyone here on Slashdot was a gifted child or has a gifted child. They read and wrote in six languages when they were 9 months old and built a homebrew computer from a length of copper wire and pile of sand when they were three. The funny thing is that among all of the people I have met in my five decades on this planet, I've only met two real geniuses, both of whom were loath to even discuss their intelligence. However, I have found no shortage of people who have this compulsion to convince everyone else of their giftedness yet turn out to be unaccomplished people whose big talk never seems to quite square with reality.

  34. Start with assembly! by SirLoadALot · · Score: 1

    Look, the job market out there is tough. You want your kid to get ahead, right? Assembly programming is clearly the way to go. That way when you introduce C at 4, C++ at 6, they'll be ready for the workplace while his would-be classmates are failing sandbox.

  35. uh huh. by JeanBaptiste · · Score: 1

    "forget the windows model! - i suppose that comes with minesweeper & solitaire at least! "

    Yeah. I have an EEE with windows. and SQL server 2005, visual studio 2005, and world of warcraft. plus firefox, thunderbird, etc. all work just fine.

    1. Re:uh huh. by fattybob · · Score: 1

      wow - all that out of the box - I'm impressed - they dont sell that model here in sleepy old Singapore

  36. The box the box by sir_eccles · · Score: 1

    He'll probably enjoy the box. It'll make a nice fort or maybe a car.

  37. Spend time with your child... by mario_grgic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Talk a lot, play and bond, and let it learn directly from you. Computer is not a substitute for parenting.

    That said, once your child is ready and interested get HP 50G programmable graphing calculator and let it master it! (RPN and simple but powerful programming constructs are available).

    The device is still small and capable, but there is nothing like the satisfaction of knowing how it truly works.

    Computers of today are too abstract and too separated from the metal, and you can't really feel you intimately know it any more (you know that feeling we had back in our childhood when we knew our Commodore 64's ROM addresses and functions they do. You don't get that any more).

    --
    As the island of our knowledge grows, so does the shore of our ignorance.
    1. Re:Spend time with your child... by greetings+programs · · Score: 1

      sys 49152

      --
      Greetings, programs!
    2. Re:Spend time with your child... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      Computer is not a substitute for parenting.

      What deep seated childhood trauma lead you to believe that a child having access to a computer would lead to parent abandonment? Here is a rule of thumb. NO TOY IS A SUBSTITUTE FOR PARENTING. Giving your child access to the vast resource that our society offers IS parenting. Denying them access because of some subconscious fear of technology is also parenting, but it is bad parenting.

      If you want to start complaining about people using something as a substitute for parenting, you need to look at daycare, preschools, and public schools. These are the top three tools that people shirk their parental duties. Heck, it is the norm for people feel good about the fact that they are shipping their 2 year olds off to be raised by strangers for 9 hours a day in an institution, and your complaining because a guy wants to give his kid access to a computer? At home? With his parents?

    3. Re:Spend time with your child... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oooh! You were doing so well until you went off on your batshit anti-public-schooling pro-homeschooling fundamentalist rant. Better luck next time.

  38. Even better... by RMH101 · · Score: 1

    ...just teach him to bully the other kid in his class to do it for him, and pay him with a biscuit from his lunchbox. When he grows up, he'll be ready for outsourcing the people he works with.

  39. Old Macs are fine for children by kikan · · Score: 1

    My children (I'm a proud Dad of 4 children) started using Macs at 3.

    After trying to install an old Pc with Windows 95, and spend most of my time repairing it after they clicked twice or turned it off in the "wrong" way, I switched them to Mac.

    I was given old Macs (Mac OS 8), all in one, with colour screen included and just left them near their playground. They started playing with th mouse, trying to hit the keyboard and finally got really surprised when it turned on !

    Next, I installed very easy software for children (sorry, french : lapin malin maternelle 1, nounours...) which just show how to wipe the screen with the mouse or randomly hit the keyboard to produce sounds or figures.

    Slowly, when they grew up, I explained how to clic and launch small games.

    The mac can be turned off / on without any concern, and children can mess up the icons, everything still work !

  40. Hey! You can spoil kids, you know! by RMH101 · · Score: 1

    A Thinkpad *and* an M5? Man, when *I* was a kid...

  41. a *new* laptop for a 2 year old?? by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

    How about a box of crayons. Candyland. A tricycle. A soccer ball.
    If you must, a restricted user acct on your desktop, with a kid-applicable set of games.

    I can't imagine any 'real' laptop being sturdy enough for a 2 year old. He *will* drop it one day. Or simply trip over the cord, pulling t off the desk.

  42. ffs by pilybaby · · Score: 1

    Get him a book on electronics and a schematic for an 8086 processor and let him work out the rest from there.

    He's 2 FFS! Give him a ball!

  43. Buy a Keyboard Instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bought my two year old daughter a basic keyboard with the keys that click quite loudly. She loves playing with it and will spend hours pounding keys.

    ~$40 for a keyboard
    ~$400 for an eee PC (or XO, or similar).

    Guess which I would rather have milk spilt into or cookie crumbs fall into. It's not likely I will ever use the keyboard on a computer.

  44. Start the kid with Linux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or the poor kid will be brain damaged for life if you subject the poor thing to Windows.

  45. Let him use yours by 095 · · Score: 1

    My son is 3 and loves Magic Desktop, but he only learned to use the mouse and keyboard properly aged about 3 1/2. I don't think he'll appreciate his own computer - just let him use yours - the worst he can do is damage some of the peripherals, but he can just as easily do that if he's got his own as well.

  46. Forget the Laptop by foxalopex · · Score: 1

    Umm you do realize the kid's 2 right? Even if the kid is a prodigy, it probably isn't a good idea to give him a real laptop as most are not designed for that sort of abuse. Plus do you really want your kid to be a computer junkie at that age already!? I mean I'd prefer to give my kids electronic toys (FRS Radio for example), encourage them to play and explore with different things. By only giving them a computer you're effectively limiting their choices.

  47. Not an EEE by Shawn+Parr · · Score: 1

    I just bought an EEE for my Mom for Christmas, and let me tell you it isn't exactly fragile, but it definitely wasn't made with 2 year olds in mind.

    If you really want to get him something, look for an older, very inexpensive computer, and look into something like edubuntu. I played with that a while back thinking I'd give an old machine to my son when he was 4-5, but just waited another year and gave him my old G4. At that point he was old enough to click around and find the basic web sites that I allowed him access to via the parental controls.

    I would also say look for an older CRT monitor, and put it on the floor or a low shelf. He is just going to stick a pen or some toy into an LCD, and no matter what type of monitor you have he will probably topple it over at some point.

    I don't know if this is your only child, but you have a couple of years still until you will have any idea if he will be careful enough with a computer for it to be worthwhile to give him one. So unless you have a spare machine laying around with no purpose, I'd wait and get him another toy type item instead.

    As an analogy, I have had PDA's for quite some time. And when my son was 2, he really wanted to play with my Palm m515, which of course was a really bad idea. I was able to contact someone in Palm who agreed to send me a display model m130 (which had a epoxied together body with a cardboard insert for the screen, i.e. no actual electronics). He LOVED that thing. I think he still has it around somewhere. Had he got a real one (which would have been insane of me) he would have broken it in a week or so.

  48. Computer for a child? by 11_biznatch_11 · · Score: 1

    Deal!

    1. RE: Computer For a Child? by djroketboy · · Score: 1

      I'm probably going to catch flack for this, but these posts are very ignorant.

      My son started showing interest around 18 months, and i went with it. He started with Edubuntu which has a cool program that teaches basic mouse movements. When my daughter was a bit older she started showing interest, i started her off with Edubuntu as well.

      Both of my kids now dual boot between Windows (for their games) and Edubuntu (for their learning).

      We do set rules, that only allow them to play games for so long. If they are "learning" they can do it for as long as they want.

      My son is now 4 and he helps the grandparents with their compters, so i get my holidays back.

  49. 8 bit by bloosh · · Score: 1

    As someone else mentioned, how about a Commodore 64, Apple II or Atari 400/800 with a floppy drive?

    You can get these machines very cheap on Ebay or free if you look around. They're extremely durable and easy to fix. Best of all, they're easy to understand. You insert a disc, apply power and the desired software runs. No complicated OS gets in the way. Gobs of quality edutainment software available.

    I've got a stack of Apple //e's ready for my kids when they're older.

    1. Re:8 bit by Belial6 · · Score: 2, Informative

      A C64 takes WAY more knowledge to get started with than Linux or Windows. I gave my son his first computer soon after he turned 1, and he ran Ubuntu just fine. It took less than 10 minutes of instruction and a day of him fiddling for him to get comfortable with it. Install gCompris, which starts out with 'move the mouse over squares to display the picture' activities, and you are ready to go. My kid didn't get into C64s until he was late 3. Even now at 4 he is not ready to start programming, which is where the Apples and C64s will shine. If you go with Windows, I would also recommend GameTap. They have more than 75 educational titles in their catalog, and many of the purely entertainment titles are simple enough for a two year old. Things like Pac-man and Burger Time. After all, sometimes kids just need to play.

    2. Re:8 bit by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      LOAD "*",8,1 isn't exactly hard if you teach the kid to type that exactly.

      But, an Apple II with the autostart ROM would be easier. (Ideally, an Apple //e or newer, that way, you can teach proper grammar with lowercase and everything in AppleWorks. Best would be an Apple IIGS, so the keyboard is separate from the system, and mouse support is better.)

      I knew Open Apple-Ctrl-Reset at three. My parents didn't introduce me to the CATALOG command until I was 5, though... but I was doing BASIC and Logo programming at 6.

      (And, they didn't let me anywhere near BASICA on the PS/1 - they thought I could wipe out everything on the hard drive. Well, I could, but only if I used the KILL command. :P)

      I'm still reading, so I'll probably post this as its own thread if it hasn't already been suggested, but as a variation on the OLPC or Classmate idea... what about an Apple eMate 300? They're a bit old, now, but they're basically a learning computer with a touchscreen and Newton OS. They were designed towards the same target as the Classmate, though, just ten years ago. (Hardware wise, they're actually closest to a MessagePad 2000 with a processor at 1/10th the clock speed.)

      And, I do recall playing with a couple learning computers that had primitive BASIC interpreters...

      For that matter, what about an Alphasmart Dana? Palm OS, although I think it's 4.1, not 5.x.

  50. Similar situation here by tangosalsa · · Score: 1

    I have a 2-year old daughter, and I've been asking myself the same question. Given how intersted she is in my and my wife's laptops, might there be a child-resistant and inexpensive computer for her?

    I read through the various postings, and frankly I was surprised by some of the negativity expressed there. We read to our child every night before bedtime, we take her outdoors for running around, and we fill her day with appropriate activities. AND she still wants to play with computers. I think this is a legitimate question.

    I've set up an old laptop for her to play with. No screen saver / password, stripped of most apps, just word processing so she can see her letters and sing ABC. She doesn't touch her toy laptop (the ones that cost around $20 at Wal-Mart). To be honest she only plays with her "real" laptop for about 5 minutes. Most of the times, she just wants to sit on our laps and do what we do. LOL.

    1. Re:Similar situation here by Belial6 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Set up an old desktop (not too old) in the corner. Install Ubuntu and gCompris, and let her go at it. Desktops are metal boxes, so she isn't likely to break that. Use a CRT monitor so that touching the screen isn't a problem. Set it up on an end table so that it is all at her height. The only items that you need to worry about breaking are the mouse and keyboard since other than the power button, those are the only items she will use heavily. Keyboards and mice are cheap, so if they break, it isn't the end of the world. They are also really durable. Finally, when you get a mouse, 1) make sure it really works. I have seen parents give kids their old mice that stick. If a broken mouse is a source of frustration for you, it will likely be one for your child, and 2) Go get one of those small 'laptop' mice. They will fit your daughters hand WAY better than an adult sized mouse. I got my son one of those at 1, and it is still running fine at 4. I recently asked him if he wanted a full size mouse, and he was adamant that the smaller one was more comfortable than my large mouse.

  51. Make it Easy!! by eclecticduck · · Score: 1

    A piece of paper and a crayon. Easy

  52. That's why he should get an appliance by aliquis · · Score: 1

    Just saying.

    Wtf should he have a real complete computer for? Get him something for learning or playing with colors/drawing or shapes or to make sound or whatever.

    Either like finger painting on a touchscreen (but why not use finger paint?), or a non-computer such as those drawing tables we had with two knobs, etch-a-scetch? Or something like a Korg Kaoss Pad or similar if you really wanna go high-tech :D
    Keyboard?

    Build him a small car with electronic motor?

    Check of KMX trikes?

    Still, wtf shall he do with a regular computer?

  53. MacBook and (old) iMac by mccalli · · Score: 1
    Our kids (one turning 7 next January, two that turned 5 and 3 this October) use a MacBook and have a G3 iMac. These are useful for a few reason:
    • One button mouse. Yes, really. A one button mouse is a clear advantage here - although the Mac certainly can use context clicks, it doesn't have to and so the kids end up with a simple interface.
    • Durability - the MacBook has stood up well, and the G3 iMac just keeps on going
    • Parental controls - the MacBook runs Leopard, the iMac Tiger. In both cases the parental controls are sufficient to allow us to not have to watch every millisecond of what they're doing, though obviously I'm still around.
    • Cheap. Not the MacBook, but the G3 iMac was rescued from a bin and these days can basically be had free with a bag of crisps (or chips if you're in the US - I'm in the UK). The all-in-one design helps here too - you get a cheap system with nothing else required.

    They spend their time on CBeebies (the BBC children's web site) and Nick Jnr playing Flash games, so actual operating systems are basically meaningless here. What's important is that it can show a web page and run Flash, which both machines can. The iMac acts as a DVD player for kids' films too.. Supervised, they also go onto YouTube to look at clips of Mario Galaxy etc.. to help them with their games. There's plenty of educational early school-type sites out there too which help with maths and spelling.

    To the naysayers in this thread who don't think a two year-old can cope - yes, they certainly can and ours does (well, he's three and one month now but you get the point). At that age they're unlikely to knock you out a quick CMS in Python, but some of the web sites for children are very well thought out and they enjoy their time there.

    Cheers,
    Ian

    1. Re:MacBook and (old) iMac by Mr.+Ksoft · · Score: 1

      Macs are indeed great for kids. I myself started out on an old 68030 Mac (with System 7) when I was about 2 1/2. My parents put on some nice educational software and I was ready to go for about a year and a half. Once I learned to read I also took time to explore the Mac's interface which was simple enough to understand even with basic reading ability. I started checking out other CDs we had laying around, such as a demo software CD where I discovered what real games were like. By 4 I'd mastered the thing and was about as equally proficient as my parents! From there I moved on to a relative's 486 and taught myself some basic DOS commands so I could load the game Lemmings off a floppy. I also took time to learn how Windows 3.1 worked on there. Then around 8 we got a modem with a new computer and I began exploring the Internet. Now at 16 I sit here typing on Slashdot.
      So really, a Mac (using the classic system software) is a great starting point. It worked for me. Of course, your mileage may vary-- I am actually a rather gifted fellow and a fast learner so that may be why I was able to figure things out at such an early age.

  54. How it should be? by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    There are a lot of games and educational toys for PC, some that could be good for that age. Now, should he have a special pc for him?

    If so, maybe something very resistant, maybe portable, and with touchscreen (a pc/notebook keyboard probably will be too random for him, and a mouse/touchpad could have problems too) could be good. Maybe isnt exactly a desktop computer/notebook what you are looking for, a psp or an iphone with the right content could do the trick.

    There are a lot of just toys that could be fine for him, things that he can operate, make sounds, ligts, music, whatever, but something programable could be flexible enough for tuning what he likes better or evolving what he plays.

  55. Get him an iPod Touch by drerwk · · Score: 1

    Ignore the negativity here - not likely they have kids. My 2 year old son only wants to do what the bigs (big kids) do and that includes computers. But his little fingers easily take the keys right off the laptops. And I think he will eventually break the display so I try to keep it away, or only let him use it while I am right there. There's no end to what he likes on Youtube - particularly Tractor videos. I don't think I will get him an eePC for a few years again because of the keys. But, he is quite good with my iPhone, so I might get him a new iPod Touch. It is not so easy to break, no keys, the new one have little speakers and my little one has figured out how to start his favorite music.

    1. Re:Get him an iPod Touch by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      What's he going to do with that? Play some nice educational web flash games? Nope, not on the iTouch, doesn't support flash. Haven't seen any decent preschool educational stuff *at all* for the iTouch/iPhone yet, and I *have* been looking. No real keyboard either, so no teaching letters. No tactile feedback at all, for that matter. The iTouch is a terrible choice as an educational toy.

    2. Re:Get him an iPod Touch by drerwk · · Score: 1

      Preschool Adventure seems to get good reviews. And at least with my boy he completely gets the touch interface. He navigates to the apps that he likes. He can work the iPod music app. He can work the camera. And there is a little sample app called SpeakHere - he records and plays back.
      Have you tried an iphone with a toddler?
      I have not tried to teach letters yet, so the keyboard might be an issue - but all he does on a real keyboard is bang away.

    3. Re:Get him an iPod Touch by RMH101 · · Score: 1
      Don't get me wrong, my 2 year old loves my iPhone. Wouldn't get her one, as she'd trash it like she trashed my other half's Centro last week by washing it in the bath, but she does like looking at pictures of her sister and family by flicking her finger in Photo. I don't think it's educational at all, but it does *interest* her. Particularly useful when we're out and about and she throws a tantrum and needs distracting.

      I've actually been looking for proper educational games/apps for the iTouch/iPhone and have been really disappointed so far. You'd think it'd be ripe for this kind of thing but nothing doing that I've found so far. I'll check out Preschool Adventures though.

    4. Re:Get him an iPod Touch by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      The kid is going to use a tool that will be similar to many tools that they will use for the rest of their life. It is no replacement for a computer, but learning how to use a touch screen, and having a device that responds to your input is certainly educational. Not to mention, it is perfectly fine for it just to be fun.

  56. Old Desktop computer or OLPC by jrincayc · · Score: 1

    I let my two year old try both my desktop computer and my olpc. Neither is really suitable to be used without an adult being in the room. With the OLPC XO-1, I was worried that he might be able to break off the antennas or break the screen/keyboard connector. What actually got first broke was one of the keys got torn off, but I glued it back on. Sugar does have some good activities that he had fun with, specifically the Record activity and TamTam mini (a sound making program). With my desktop computer he liked watching the worms screensaver, and making it make beeps. If I was choosing what to do right now for a two year old, I would probably put Sugar on an old desktop computer. On the other hand, I would not bother doing so unless the kid shows serious interest in computers. If the kid is coming up to you and trying to play with your computers, this will make them happy, otherwise it is not worth the bother. For what it's worth, he had far more fun with a old dsl modem, a old caller id, a ethernet hub and a couple ethernet cables and telephone cables than he has had with the computers so far. So on the dollars per amount of fun, real computers for two year olds are not very good. Also expect stuff to be broken, and some adult will have to be in the room watching or playing along. A regular laptop or netbook would probably be broken within hours by a two year old.

  57. Getting them interested is the important thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I understand how you feel. Last year, my daughter was 2 years old and I took the opportunity to jump onto the OLPC G1G1 bandwagon. Regardless of all the system's shortcomings and benefits, the kid actually took to liking "being like daddy". She's now 3 years old and has now figured out how to turn the machine on, move the mouse, click on buttons,etc....

    I observed that the following was true for her leapster and baby VTECH as well (yeah I know, lots of my relatives seem to think buying her gaming consoles is cool, none of them thought of getting her a PS3 or XBOX360 yet though...)

    I think at this point, you won't get anything "productive" out of buying them a real laptop. They just want to be like you at this point.

    Now, a year later, the kid likes to draw on the OLPC paint application. Last week, I left her unattended. She had turned the machine on, opened the paint application and drawn a big black circle on the screen. When I walked into her room, she had an orange wax crayon and was drawing on the LCD!!!!!!!

    When I asked what's going on, she said she wanted to draw orange eyes on her picture of daddy..... Guess she still needs to figure out how to change the color of the paintbrush.

  58. Geez...what a way to force stuff on your kid..... by ZosX · · Score: 1

    Are you out of your fucking mind? So what, your kid is potty trained now and you are going to start treating them like an adult? Huh? Parenting 101? A normal 2 year old is far too young to have a laptop. those choking labels for children under 3 apply to things other than just toys. furthermore, the child likely cannot even read yet. i mean what is possibly the rush to spend money so foolishly? (especially in light of recent events) t would be fine, however, to let the kid play with your computer every once in a while under supervision. i mean you are posting here, you should have probably like 5 pentium 3s laying around. through ubuntu and some paint program and maybe a couple of simple games on it and let the kid have at it. All, within supervision, of course. Geez, I really think I would hate to be your kid. its probably always whatever daddy wants to do. let your kid develop into their own persona and give them the steps and building blocks along the way to develop their abilities. you can't force something onto a kid. don't be the douchebag dad that makes his kid play football and join the boy scouts, because that is what he did as a kid. (though I must admit, I had a lot of fun as a boy scout) the kid is two. Appropriate playthings at age 2 include blocks (not legos, LARGE blocks) wooden car and train sets, dolls, things that are, you know, rated safe for children *3* and under. Take the kid outside and play in the park. Children really need engaging and giving them some mysterious electronic box that will likely hypnotize them is a dangerous thing. This also goes for TV. Introduce the kid to other kids. Give them a normal life and not one where they spend their childhood staring at some tv screen or some computer screen. If you let children follow their own path (with some guidance of course), you tend to get some pretty amazing results.

  59. Wow by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 1

    I don't like the rudeness and negativity in this thread. I'm also pretty sick of the slashdot meme that lashes out against anyone not spending every waking moment engaging their kid in face-to-face learning endeavors. And you people saying 2 year-olds only care about flashing lights and animal noises either do not have a 2 year old or your 2 year old is just developmentally mediocre.

    First of all kids that age have eleventy one toys that blink and flash. They leave them sit and gravitate to the computer because that's what's daddy is doing. Fostering that curiosity is a good thing. My 2 & 1/2 year old was using a touchpad on a dell playing games at pbskids.org, using the arrow keys, and the space bar, and doing a damn fine job of it. A year later... he powers it on, launches the browser, and clicks "his buttons" to get to his games and stories.

    Encourage your kids. Don't place limits where there don't need to be any. Nobody asked how to get a computer to babysit a kid. But if you're trying not to burn dinner, Mr. Roger's Neighborhood isn't on, and your toddler already did 3 hours of blocks and play-dough, then a computer can be a great tool. Better than TV by a long shot. Manual dexterity, associating word images, and learning his alphabet are all things my 2 & 1/2 year did on a laptop. Now he's learning to read and add 1 + 2.. "Look Daddy I'm 3 just like the answer!" And he does it because he wants to. He's "working like daddy!"

    We didn't get a kids lapotop. He just uses my wife's Dell.

    To all you rude folks with no kids (or dull ones) offering unhelpful answers, if you can't play nicely then you need to put your keyboard away.

    --

    Operator, give me the number for 911!
    1. Re:Wow by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

      We didn't get a kids lapotop. He just uses my wife's Dell.

      If you read carefully, that's what a lot of us are saying. Let him play, but his *own* laptop? That's merely silly at age 2.

    2. Re:Wow by djroketboy · · Score: 1

      I posted, but wow, your answer is much better than mine. This thread was seriously pissing me off until i read your very coherent and proper answer.

      Thanks!

      Both of my kids have laptop's and are extremely happy.

    3. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not totally silly. Time flies, 2 becomes 3 pretty quickly. You can't watch your kid while you're sitting on the commode. They do get 10 minutes to themselves here and there. Helping himself to the laptop a few times after having waffles with syrup will quickly encourage anyone to find the kid his own more kid-proof machine.

  60. Here's an idea... by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

    Get him a nice red rubber ball and play catch in the backyard! The idea that you would stick a young child in front of a computer at 2 borders on child abuse. He needs to learn how to speak well, how to coordinate his muscles, and how to interact with people. Not how to punch buttons on a fucking box!

          While you are at it, buy yourself a copy of Dr. Spock's book and read it.

                Brett

    1. Re:Here's an idea... by cluke · · Score: 1

      According to a recent Guardian article, an early edition of Dr. Spock advised mothers to relax during breastfeeding "perhaps with a beer or cigarette". I would try to find a cite, but as a Star Trek fan, the thought of typing "Spock beer cigarette breastfeeding" into Google terrifies me.

    2. Re:Here's an idea... by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      We tried that. Wouldn't recommend it. I'd prefer tantrums to the vulcan death grips we get now.

  61. Why not? by Jerry · · Score: 1

    Contrary to all the advice from child "experts" posting on this topic, most of whom probably never raised a child, go ahead and get a laptop for your child.

    If you bought books for his age wouldn't you have to hold them, turn the pages for him, and read the contents to him and point out the pictures? Of course, How is a laptop any different? It's not. The big advantage you'll have with a laptop is that as he gets older and smarter you won't have a pile of discarded books to dispose of. You'll just browse to websites designed for kids the current age of yours.

    A few years ago I bought a laptop as a college graduation gift for my daughter and put MEPIS on in dual boot mode so she could use OpenOffice and not break her piggy bank buying an Office license. I suspected that her 4 year old son would want to use it too, and Linux has lots of free games for youngsters. He learned to use the mouse playing Bubbles, and it taught him timing and coordination as well. Now, at 7, he is a master of the keyboard and mouse, and holds no fear of either the computer or the Internet. Mommy has no fear either because he can't visit undesirable websites.

    My Son began reading children's astronomy books to my second grandson before he was a year old. Later, my son began showing him NASA launch videos on Youtube. Now, at 2 1/2, he can name the planets on sight, and list them in order from Venus outward. He can name the class of rocket on any launch video he sees, and he can identify the Moon, Venus and Jupiter in the evening sky. Because his dad introduced him to his laptop computer when he was barely a year old, Jordan is comfortable around it and the mouse. To him it is just another tool, just like his toy tools set.

    A laptop is just a more powerful and useful book. Oh, before some of you self-appointed experts spout off some more nonsense from Dr. BenjaminSpok about them turning into couch potatoes or social introverts, both boys are very outgoing, athletic and love to romp and play with their moms and dads, their friends, and with grandpa! :-)

    Get the child a computer. It will do BOTH you a ton of good and will be a good bonding experience. Your "thing" together!

    --

    Running with Linux for over 20 years!

    1. Re:Why not? by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

      "...you won't have a pile of discarded books to dispose of."

      DISPOSE OF BOOKS?!?!?! HERETICAL!!! My daugther is quite hapy to get the books I readed when I was a child. Of course, some of them are gone, but they are still quite a lot.

      Now, I agree on everything else.

    2. Re:Why not? by jameswing · · Score: 1

      Thank you, That was my thinking exactly.

  62. Stay away from Netbooks! by TavisJohn · · Score: 1

    If you want to get your 2 year old a coputer, get the CHEAPEST Refirb you can! The Eee PC and other "NetBooks" often cost MORE than a refurbished laptop, and have 1/3 the power and resources.

    Another option is to get a computer that is not portable. Get a desktop, that way when the keyboard is full of PB&J you do not have to try to clean it, you just swap it out for another $2.00 keyboard. A desktop with LCD screen can be had for about the price of the Eee PC. And will have even more power than refurbished laptop!

    The best solution... If you already have an existing laptop or desktop, get yourself an updated one, and give the old computer to the youngster. Someone at the age of 2 will not know the difference... And may even be more exited at having Dad's old computer than having a new one.

  63. Give him a break by linuxwrangler · · Score: 1

    He knows his child better than you do. My daughter is not a "prodigy" but she, too was fascinated by the computer when she was two. The first thing she grabs playing with her friend a few doors over is the play laptop (a toy her friend shows no interest in at all).

    At two, she wanted to sit in my lap and play Tuxpaint (a.k.a. paint-penguins - since all the machines here run linux she calls all programs *-penguins - paint-penguins, running-penguins, sliding-penguins...)

    At first she didn't have the motor skills to use the mouse - especially the full-sized one so she would point or describe what she wanted.

    But kids catch you off-guard with what they learn. A bit before she turned three, she typed her name and "mommy", "daddy" plus a couple other words. She could also type the alphabet.

    I picked up a laptop mouse that fit her hand and by 3-1/2 or so she was not only playing Tuxpaint on her own but navigating the menus to start the programs she wanted.

    But be careful what you wish for. Kids may be good at figuring things out but they have lousy impulse control. If he learns how to do things on the computer, don't expect that telling him "you have to ask daddy before touching" will protect you. My daughter will jump in my lap and "get to work" - not so good when I'm remoted into work trying to repair a server.

    There are some great free programs available - Tuxpaint for starters (available for Win/Mac, too). But given that they need supervision, a separate computer isn't necessary at this point. If you really want to get him his own, I think the OLPC is probably the best bet in terms of durability. I think that the buy one donate one deal is available again.

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    "You are not remembered for doing what is expected of you." - Atul Chitnis
  64. If the kid is like my nephew... by SIR_Taco · · Score: 1

    If your child is anything like my nephew (not quite 2 year old), then I would have to recommend this, it would be the only electronic device that would last more than 5 minutes with him.

    --
    I say don't drink and drive, you might spill your drink. Before you get behind the wheel just stop and think.
  65. Some suggestions ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Some suggestions :

    1. Crayons
    2. Markers ( washable if your smart )
    3. Read to him
    4. Turn all screens off in his presence. Give him your attention, 100%

  66. Proper Interfaces by EEDAm · · Score: 1

    At not even two years old, a child is still totally grappling with training its motor functions. A tiny keboard is a rubbish interface for a child of that age. Using a mouse (a trackpad is no good for this) with child-related software is as much as you can do but at not even two they are too young for this as well. You mistake that the Fisher-Price type stuff looks like a rip-off and is bad but the point is that it's also taken into account creating interfaces that are actually helpful and child-friendly. Get your child some interactive books / systems that are specially targeted at development and which you can sit and do with them. Leapfrog have graded kit from 12-36 months and up in age brackets thereafter. http://www.leapfrog.com/en/families/leapster/leapster_learning0/leapster.html . My 3 and 6 year old have had this stuff from an early age and the ability to use laptops, pcs and Nintendo DS etc. I found that between the ages of 2 to 4 / 5 they still preferred the Leapster etc.

  67. Used Computers, or OLPC by elzbal · · Score: 1

    My kids have had computers at their disposal since they were 2. My computers of choice? OLD ONES!!!

    Their first computer was a 800MHz cast-off which my office sold off at a cheap price. Perfect kids computer, plays most kids-oriented games, and best of all, I didn't have to worry when they used crayon on the screen or yanked hard on the CD tray or spilled chocolate milk all over it. It's since been "upgraded" to my wife's previous computer.

    If this is the first time you've had a very young kid around a computer, then you can't imagine how tough he will be on technology. He may be gentle when you're around, but as a 2-to-4-year-old, he will test his environment and his surroundings (including the percussive durability of his surroundings), often when you're not around to stop him.

    If you really really really want to buy new, then you may want to consider the OLPC, currently on a get-one-give-one deal at Amazon: One Laptop per Child XO Laptop (Give a Laptop, Get a Laptop). This is the legendary "durable-for-kids-in-third-world-countries" laptop, and when you buy one for your tyke, you're also buying one to get shipped overseas to a disadvantaged tyke somewhere else in the world. It may serve your needs, and helps out a good cause.

  68. Leapster & Montessori by gameres · · Score: 1

    I have to agree with the others that two is too young for this sort of thing. Three is a more appropriate age. That being said you might want to look at Leapster they have a bunch of good stuff that might be of interest. I like the posts that suggest older hardware but would recommend sticking to a lcd screen and getting extension cables on the keyboard and mouse. Children are apt to try and drag everything especially keyboards and mice off the table. having the extra cord and connectors to break away without fraggin the connections on the motherboard would be a good thing. You can also get a kiddy keyboard with bigger letters and shapes for younger typists. :) Do keep in mind that you'll have to watch Jr. like a hawk. Kids are more capable than most people think, but leaving them alone with a laptop is actually pretty dangerous. If you're up to the challenge google the Montessori. There are tons of schools and websites out there that go into treating little people like big people. (Yes a three year old can cook their own eggs on a minature but functional stove.) They're probably really against the computers for kids this small but you never know. By the way my daughter is about ten now.

  69. The more important questions is... by Shadow+Wrought · · Score: 3, Funny

    Have you got him his slashdot account yet? Since the UIDs are already in the millions, by the time he's in his teens and ready to really start using slashdot, OK- ten, that number might be as high as 2 to 2.5 to maybe even 3 million. So save that "low" single million UID now so he'll have built in cred in a few years.

    Just imagine that proud moment in only a few years when he's asking you about Natalie Portman and hot grits! Or when he wake's you in the middle of the night because he clicked on something expecting to see a goat. Good times! And why wait when you can get him started now?

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    If brevity is the soul of wit, then how does one explain Twitter?
  70. Durability by kd5zex · · Score: 0

    The only items that will stand up to a two year old are made of stone or a hard metal such as iron or steel. If you are going with steel I recommend stainless.

  71. Best computer for a baby by Roger_Wilco · · Score: 1

    I made the best possible computer for my son: I took a dead laptop without a screen, and put a cheap plastic mirror in its place. He loves to open it up, look at things in the mirror, hammer the keyboard. The mirror isn't flat, so it's different from the other mirrors we have.

    He's enjoyed it since before he could walk, and he still likes it at two.

    As others have said, kids want real things to interact with, and they want to do what they see others doing. If you use a computer, he'll probably enjoy using a "computer". But just because you're reading /. doesn't mean he should be too. His computer doesn't need to work (in the broadest sense) the same way yours does.

  72. Use an old laptop with web base flash games by palalonde · · Score: 1

    I think 2 is a little early but then again my son started to play with the mouse sitting in my lap at that age so who am I to judge. They see us doing it and like everything else, they want to do the same thing and interact with the thing. Come 3 or 4 then they actually want to do something with it. I have been there, got the critics, looked around for products. What I find works best is an old laptop with CD/DVD drive for films and Internet. Use the DVD for films when you travel and the Internet for web base flash games. Don't get the kids mouse. Use a regular mouse. They are bigger and easier for them to use. Most of the morning kids TV shows have flash games on their web site and the kids love that because they know the characters. My son is now 5, goes to the computer, clicks on a desktop shortcuts and plays the flash game. His kinder garden class has Internet and 4 computers they share with games. Not any game. Semi-educational games. Colors, number, language stuff like that. I have also setup a blog for the class and the teacher and parents can interact posting updates and pictures of a teddy bear the class share custody on week-end. The bear is a loan from a fictionist teacher who is traveling all around the world and needed someone to take care of it while she is gone. Boy do they like that bear. The travelling teacher sends them letters and gives them updates of her trip and things she as seen. Last week it was the Eiffel Tower. Boy do I love this school. It's a public school with a scientific vocation.

  73. Practical POV, I'm already doing it... by Dave21212 · · Score: 1

    My twin boys started using the Leapfrog computer at about 2.5 years old. At 3, they know how to use the mouse and the interface well enough to choose and play the games ! Seriously, 3yo and they can use the mouse (it's a Mac-like 1-click)

    They know the alphabet, and love playing the games where you use the keyboard to pick letters. Likewise, they use the arrows to play the puzzle games, and YES, they can do all this at 3 ! They even know how to load carts and turn the thing on (they know how to turn on/off nearly everything though, lol)

    http://www.leapfrog.com/gaming/clickstart/

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    "Whoever would overthrow the liberty of a nation must begin by subduing the freeness of speech."--Benjamin Franklin
  74. Use Dilbert's solution by Opyros · · Score: 1

    Give the kid an Etch-A-Sketch and teach him you shake it to reboot.

  75. *shakes head* by SchizoStatic · · Score: 0

    You all realize you have just been trolled by the OP?

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    https://www.speakservers.com/
  76. Computer for a two-year old??! by twasserman · · Score: 1
    The less time that your child spends in front of a screen at this age, the better. There's no computing equivalent of putting a golf club in the hands of 2-year-old Tiger Woods. Yes, your child could use something like "My ABCs" on the computer, but you would do better to go together to the public library, explore some choices, and bring home a picture book to "read" together.

    As a parent, I also know that you probably aren't going to listen to much from Slashdotters, and that you definitely want to have a machine as a holiday gift. In that case, you should get an XO Laptop from the One Laptop per Child project. For $399, you get a nearly indestructible machine for yourself, and you send one to a needy child in a developing country. In a couple of years, you and your child will be able to use this together. In the meantime, you can know that you are supporting a good cause and helping another child.

  77. A Young Lady's Illustrated Primer by geordieboozer · · Score: 0

    In a possible future, the young lady's illustrated primer would be what you're after

  78. Don't use a laptop by gillbates · · Score: 1

    Use a desktop. You can replace the keyboard relatively inexpensively when he breaks it.

    My (now) 3 year old has destroyed the keys on two laptop keyboards, and we did not even let him use the computer. Letting him near it was close enough. You see, he likes to bang on things to see what sound they make. He likes to bang on things in general. I have to hold his hands when letting him watch video on a laptop simply because he will see me using the keyboard and try to imitate me. Except in a rather forceful and imprecise manner. Keys need not be pried to be removed.

    I too would like to have a kid-proof laptop, but I just don't see them being made. Instead, I've been making him blinking lights in relatively robust cases. He likes playing with something that he can touch and make it light up or make sounds; he doesn't necessarily care for what's on the screen, unless, of course, it's Thomas the Tank Engine or Firetrucks!(TM).

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  79. No Net Book! by modmans2ndcoming · · Score: 1

    My 2 year old is all about playing with the PC too. Screw a netbook or a laptop of any kind. My 2 year old has ripped the keys off my laptop 3 times.

    Get him a nice inexpensive desktop.It is more durable and then he can work on his hand-eye coordination with the mouse. My son had taken it upon himself to play with my Office desktop and has become quite proficient with moving the mouse to where he wants and clicking.

    1. Re:No Net Book! by modmans2ndcoming · · Score: 1

      oh, and I guess I should point this out since you don't seem to be clear on ig you get it or not...

      You must use the computer with him

      don't try and boob-tube him at the computer... the computer is much more interactive and thus requires parental support for playing on sites like NickJr.com or Noggin.com.

  80. Use a desktop not a laptop by gsgriffin · · Score: 1

    My kids started playing with the computer when they were about that age, BUT NOT MY LAPTOP!!! Assuming you have a desktop computer, put a cheap keyboard in front of them, downlaod free kids apps that make lots of sounds and lights. Cheap way to have them begin to learn that pressing keys on a board has a response from the computer. Won't help them grow smart, but should entertain them for about 34 seconds or so. Then the two year old will scream from something else to do.

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  81. Support for very early educational computer use by arkarumba · · Score: 1

    I don't have any advice on hardware choice, but there have been a lot of negative comments and I felt compelled to lend my support - from personal experience.

    I remember my (10 years younger) brother playing Sticky Bear Alphabet on an Apple2e before the age of two. Hitting a letter on the keyboard cycled between two words for each letter - each with a simple animation. Within a short time he progressed from random bashing to being able to keep the state of each letter in memory - so that at ANY time you could walk up to him and ask him "what is the next picture for letter X" for every letter, and he would know. This was while he was still on the bottle and still in his first baby seat.

    I attribute his early exposure to this educational game to have significantly advanced his language skills. One distinct memory I have is just before he started primary school - I knew he was reading very well but he being cocky about it - so thinking I would cut him down to size I asked him to read the legalese of the back of my driver's license - which he promptly did reading "The commissioner of police hearby grants the bearer..." - which took me quite by surprise. It was obvious he hadn't seen the larger words before but had fairly fluently just sounded them out as he went - and I thought to myself "oh my god, this year they are going to teach him how to spell CAT and DOG".

    That is the downside. School bored him. In class he would zip through his worksheets and then assist his classmates - and get in trouble for talking/helping - which really discouraged him. A good teacher would have extended him, but generally the public school system is not set up to handle an anomally like that.

    I directly attibute his early intelligence and confidence to the alphabet game he played as a toddler. He has always been very social and now at 25 is a teacher. Too much computer time could create other issues, but overall its been a positive benefit. You will need to pay attention to counter-balancing this with physical and social activities. I will be looking to do the same in a while with my (now 1 year old) baby girl.

    1. Re:Support for very early educational computer use by jameswing · · Score: 1

      That is the downside. School bored him. In class he would zip through his worksheets and then assist his classmates - and get in trouble for talking/helping - which really discouraged him.

      The same thing happened to me, When I was in kindergarten they put me in the 2nd grade class as a punishment for being "disruptive" in my class, and I would watch what they did instead of doing my own work, and my mom would get calls daily. but at least I know what to watch for, and some way to deal with it when it comes to that time.

  82. Games and Stories before Computers by TW+Burger · · Score: 1

    A desktop unit would be safer and more practical for a two year old. The CPU and screen can be placed out of reach and sticky fingers and tantrum fists will only ruin cheap keyboards and mice. If you must get a portable the OLPC would be the best for a child and the G1G1 program will provide another child with a learning tool. At two years of age a child should be learning all sorts of things. However, ingraining and encouraging the child to become a socially isolated, sedentary keyboard potato is not recommended. Wooden blocks, simple musical instruments, crayons and paper, large packing boxes, pillows to build a fort, dolls, picture books - these will encourage learning and imagination. Computers, not so much at that age. Children need a environment that is rich in physical and mental stimulus, is stable, and is reassuring. A computer couldn't hurt (if proper precautions are taken) but is the least necessary learning tool at two years of age.

    1. Re:Games and Stories before Computers by jameswing · · Score: 1

      Thanks, He does have blocks, mega blocks, A Little Drum Set (best friend got it for him), books, and a large yard, I was just wanting to give him something else that we could do together.

  83. eeepc != baby toy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My son self-taught himself most of the kids flash games on sites like nickjr and cbeebies from the age of around 3

    An eeepc is not a baby toy. Moreso it's crappy display won't fit any of the above games on it and will be useless for anything baby-friendly. If you want one to read /. on and check your gmail then go for it.

    Let your child use a real PC/laptop with a real mouse/keyboard under your supervision. Fire up youe browser. Hit F11 for fullscreen, find some kiddy-friendly flash games and play away.

    I'm skipping the current eee-pc generation entirely. they really aren't as good as you think they are.

  84. he's too young by hvulin · · Score: 4, Insightful

    give him a break... for a couple more years...

    and btw. he will always end up on your laptop (even if you give him 10 alternative computers to play with) since forbidden fruit is always the sweetest...

    1. Re:he's too young by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have 3 kids: 13, 9, and 7. They all started with kid themed web sites and computer games at 2 yo. The two older ones probably pwn3d half you losers online already. They all learned to read from playing computer games. For the youngest we were given a Leap Frog and that was useful. It was passed on to younger cousins still functioning properly. The older two are already testing in the top 2% of our state's standardized tests. The oldest has shown no interest in computer programming, see he is intelligent, and types 100+ words a minute. He's leaning towards economics or law school.

      What a bunch of short sighted twunt-muffins you guys are.

    2. Re:he's too young by Mista2 · · Score: 1

      Mya house last night at 7:00pm - wet and after dinner, My wife is on the desktop PC working on documents for a club she belongs to (or Facebook - one of the two), My 5yo son is playing "World of Goo" (brillant game) on my Mac Mini, my 3 yo daughter is sitting on my knee and stamping out penguins with tuxpaint on my tablet running Linux. I'm down to checking my mail and RSS feeds with my iPhone 8) All this equipment and I still only get to use the smallest and slowest one in the house 8).

  85. A keyboard is all you need by Lionfire · · Score: 1

    When my daughter was one or two, she was more interested in the keyboard than anything else. I solved this by finding an old (indestructible) apple keyboard (with no cable) and letting her have that. She was happy to imagine the rest of the computer.

    She still has that keyboard now (at six) and has been known to build her own "PC" out of boxes and other things.

    There are many ways to foster interest in what you do, but there's no need to rush it. They'll get there when they're good and ready.

    1. Re:A keyboard is all you need by jameswing · · Score: 1

      He knows the difference between what works and what dosen't, I have already giving him a non functioning wireless keyboard & trackball, and a cell phone, he won't touch any of them. He also Knows the difference between the cable box remote with and w/o batteries.

    2. Re:A keyboard is all you need by Lionfire · · Score: 1

      Computers without imagination are a rather boring thing :)

  86. Computer For a Child? by tcas · · Score: 1

    Sure, I'll swap.

  87. Real PC, few advices by dagooncrn · · Score: 1

    My kids (now 3 and 6) use old thinkpad t22 - it's totally kids-proof. It was dropped from the table several times, hit with ball, you can see tooth marks on the lid etc. There's great tux-paint drawing app (there's no need to be able to read to use it), there are few great sites for youngsters, eg. www.uptoten.com Remember to limit the time spend at computer (like 30 minutes/day for 2-5 years old - it may sound long but we don't watch TV at all). You may need to prepare content-filtering proxy (Squid+addons serves well) and turn on "safe" mode in google (my son uses google since 5).

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  88. Every kid is different by overtimegoal · · Score: 1

    If your kid demonstrates some skill, then by all means encourage that. Others comments seem to imply that computers and real life are mutually exclusive, but of course they aren't. It is possible interact with a computer and the real world at different times. When my little guy was 2, he had an old desktop in his room that I made from parts salvaged from upgrades. He used it to play Sammy's Science House and Broderbund interactive stories (the beaver's rap in the Tortoise and the Hare was a great favorite). He learned how to click and navigate around and was entertained in a way where he was in control (in contrast to TV watching). I would not recommend a new anything at that age though, because they just don't understand the consequences of their actions. Give him something you don't mind if he destroys :-) And lest you think that computer access destroys children.... my son is 11 now, and he's mucked around with the DarkGDK and Visual Studio - actually written some pretty cool stuff with Scratch. He's a straight A student and in a gifted program in our school board. But he's also goalie for his hockey team in the winter, plays soccer in the summer, takes tae kwon do and boxing classes and runs track. You just have to encourage ALL aspects of their development. Only you can be the judge of what the appropriate time is.

    1. Re:Every kid is different by jameswing · · Score: 1

      That's more like what I was looking for. have you shown you son Alice? http://www.alice.org/

    2. Re:Every kid is different by overtimegoal · · Score: 1

      No, I hadn't seen it before. Thanks for the link. I'll point him to it and see what he thinks. It looks similar in concept to Scratch from MIT, except that Scratch is 2D only. I found that my kids weren't able to use a mouse very well when they were younger. I found a big trackball and that worked much better because you could separate the moving action from the clicking action.

    3. Re:Every kid is different by jameswing · · Score: 1

      thanks, I have edubuntu on a liveCD and I have used some of the gcompris things for mouse control with friends children. That is one of my main driving forces for wanting to get him something, I want to have something that I can work with him to develop his fine motor control.

    4. Re:Every kid is different by overtimegoal · · Score: 1

      I started him off with a mouse, but it was just too frustrating for him. A couple of months with the trackball was all he needed to get hooked on the computer. Then he had the motivation to learn to use a mouse. -- funny thing about alice.... I talked to him about it yesterday after school and one of his friends had just started using it too. He downloaded it last night and mucked around for a couple of hours. I think he got as far as controlling a 3D cat to walk around a plane with the arrow keys.

  89. Touch screen is a must by georgep77 · · Score: 1

    My daughter loves to play tuxpaint and ktuberling on our touch screen laptop (HP tx series). She is 3 now but had mastered tuxpaint with the touch screen (using the sytlus even) before she was two. Great fun and a nice activity after you've done all the playdoh and puzzles you can handle.

    She also knows how to launch her videos from their desktop icons etc.

    The touchscreen is a must as the coordination neccessary to properly use a mouse and/or keyboard just isn't there at such a young age.

    Enjoy!

    1. Re:Touch screen is a must by jameswing · · Score: 1

      thanks that was one of my goals to help him build fine motor control, with my help of course. I'm not planning to just leave him with it as a bunch of these people assume.

    2. Re:Touch screen is a must by bee-17 · · Score: 1

      When my son was 2.5, I brought home a throwaway tablet from work. I set it up to launch web sites in "kiosk mode" like pbskids.org and our web photo album. I also disabled right-clicks and some other confusing UI gadgetry. He loves his moments of computer time (a couple sessions per week, max). I always sit with him, and he takes very good care of the machine. pbskids.org has games for all ages. Don't listen to the gut responses here. Anything interactive beats parking your kid in front of Baby Einstein or Disney.

      My mistake was thinking that a tablet pen would be easier than a mouse! That pen requires steady hand that can be frustrating, even for me! When he got his hands on a mouse and tuxpaint, it took him about 2 minutes to master.

      The future has great promise with touchscreens. I looked at the HP this year, but it looks like touch support beyond the built-in HP apps might be poor. I'm holding out for an Apple touch tablet!

  90. Lemme fix that for you: by kwabbles · · Score: 1

    Again! Another place that linux fits the bill.

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  91. Old ThinkPad + Ubuntu Netbook Remix + Firefox by Jaffa · · Score: 1

    My son's nearly 3 and has an old (slightly broken) ThinkPad loaded with Ubuntu Intrepid, and some parts of the NetBook Remix:

    • maximus - ensures all windows are full screened
    • window picker applet - gives a titlebar and better window picker
    • Firefox set to autostart and has speed dials to his favourite sites with the address bar hidden.

    At 2.5, I'm not worried about him typing in an address and seeing something he shouldn't, and the speed dials are big enough to get him to Thomas and Friends, CBeebies, Kneebouncers and a few other sites.

    The mouse pointer size is bumped up to maximum (Preferences > Appearance > Themes > Advanced, IIRC) and the speed dials have really helped him with his mouse control, and he can now navigate pretty much unaided around the CBeebies website, playing the Flash games there.

    And no, we don't use this as an electronic babysitter.

  92. A laptop? by Pinky · · Score: 1

    Why not simply get him a large cardboard box? He'll enjoy it more than a computer.

    If it makes you feel better you can draw an "Intel inside" logo on it.

  93. Why is everyone being so harsh! by Shivinski · · Score: 0

    I think this could benifit a 2 year old quite well...first get him a linux based machine, then start teaching him basic linux commands. And he presco, you'll have yourself a sysAdmin in no time!

  94. Fantastic Contraption by bitfarmer · · Score: 1

    I got my 5-year-old nephew interested in the Fantastic Contraption http://fantasticcontraption.com/

    It's just his speed for learning about physics and problem solving and he gets all beside himself every time he solves a level.

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  95. It's not that insane, just a little dumb... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your son isn't interested in electronics, he's interested in whatever you are doing. Since you are on the computer, he's interested in doing that. We set up a little desk for my son right next to mine so that he has something to play with that's just like daddy.

    Yes, it's a bullshit electronic baby sitter, but sometime I'm in a pinch for time and have to get a little work done. It's not like we leave him on it all hours of the day. Just when I need to do some work and mom is in the hospitol. We play with him and read to him all the time so before anyone decides to be a dick about it, piss off.

    Now that I've said that, the most important thing is to just let him pretend he's doing what you do. 2 year olds don't give a damn about what's going on, they just like that when they push buttons things happen. So just make it so the screen does something when he hits buttons. And then put it in a VM and set the "escape sequence" to something insane so that you don't have to fix his toy ever.

    But please, recognize the fact that he's only interested in the computer because he's seen you playing with it. If he's really all obsessed with it, it's likely because you're ignoring him while on it to much.

  96. Please... by defective_warthog · · Score: 1

    Get off the computer(s) and change some diapers!

    Maybe spend some time with the spouse as well to produce another child, or is a toy to you?

    Get a grip man; nearly two is too soon *.*

    I'd suggest some lego's for him. They will build spatial reasoning and manual dexterity; way too soon for a computer of any sort.

    just my quarter...
    -mark

  97. It's you, not him. by catmistake · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Your child is interested in you, what your interests are. If you give him something that you don't use, he will lose interest fast. You are a father and, presumably, a husband... NOTHING IS YOURS ANYMORE. Get over your materialism, and let him play on your computer.

  98. Baby Smash by k33fb · · Score: 1

    There's well-known .netter out there called Scott Hansleman, he's written a freeware program called Baby Smash for windows, which might be a better option. http://www.hanselman.com/babysmash/ Baby Smash locks down the keyboard and responds to "keystrokes" (ie baby-smashes) with coloured shapes / letters and numbers. Letting junior learn that input gets a response on a computer. Except after BSOD :-) .ALT-F4 exits the application and Shift-Ctrl-Alt-O opens the options. Scott has a link to "Alpha Baby" if you prefer to use a Mac (in fact he says himself Baby Smash is a "homage" to Alpha Baby). This doesn't solve the problem of keyboards and salivia not mixing terribly well however....

    1. Re:Baby Smash by aztracker1 · · Score: 1

      Was actually going to comment on Baby Smash myself, but you already beat me to it... It's actually pretty neat.. my niece and nephew loved it. Though, I had to find a keyboard without the sleep key. (apparently the power/sleep keys can't be properly intercepted.) It's actually a pretty cool experiment in learning WPF.

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  99. Way to young... by esobofh · · Score: 1

    Your daughter is way to young for a proper laptop... maybe you can just get her a mac.

    I believe those things can even go in a bathtub, and are useful noise makers when bashed against a solid surface - kids love em!

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  100. Behold - the new James Bond! by XnPlater · · Score: 1

    my son is 11 now, and he's mucked around with the DarkGDK and Visual Studio - actually written some pretty cool stuff with Scratch. He's a straight A student and in a gifted program in our school board.

    But he's also goalie for his hockey team in the winter, plays soccer in the summer, takes tae kwon do and boxing classes and runs track.

    But seriously, kudos for teaching your child to keep a healthy balance between intellectual and physical activities! I've recently became a parent, and this is also one of my main objectives.

    Cheers & Best Luck,
    XnPlater

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  101. Give him something you don't mind getting smashed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    30 seconds of enthusiastic keyboard pounding was all it took for my 2 year old to snap about 5 keys off my old Dell Inspiron's keyboard. Using a chunky desktop keyboard turned out much better. He found the mouse a lot more fun though. Try using a really big mouse pointer, slowing the pointer speed right down, then going to a site like Cbeebies where there are lots of interesting things to click on and games you can do together.

  102. I did this with both of my kids at age 2 by bhunter736 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I purchased an older laptop on Craigslist, installed a self customized live CD with childrens games, drawing, noise makers etc... Buy a $5 mouse and $10 or less keyboard. Next, open the machine flat and place it at a small kids table with only the monitor sticking up into view. This works great to keep the machine safe and monitor at the back of the table almost out of reach. Next, zip tie the cords for the mouse and keyboard to the leg of the table so when they send it flying it does not damage the connector on the laptop. One more thing, break off a toothpick under the right mouse button. If you skip the toothpick it will take a long time before they figure out that only one of the mouse buttons actually works. Laptop travel mice come in smaller formats and fit great in a childs small hand. For a while, my daughter who is now 3, went through a phase where she liked to pull the keys out of the keyboard. This was great, she is learning how things go together and come apart. She had long quit putting things in her mouth before she was strong enough to do this. Now she likes to sit and paint on a Reader Rabbit game for about 10min a day. Really, to her it is just another toy. The nice thing is, it is a toy she understands. She also has a basic understanding of the relationship of mouse and screen as well as icons and activities. My son went through this same phase but never pulled the keys out. Both of my kids are very active. They prefer to ride bikes in the yard, build forts from the couch, color with crayons, throw paper airplanes from upstairs to downstairs and watch their favorite programs on TV when allowed. My nephew, who is about 8 months younger than my son is never allowed to touch a computer. At family gatherings, he will stand and stare at a computer for hours while the other kids run around, play with tracks, hot wheels, dolls and toy kitchens. I don't think it is solely the lack of computer exposure, but I do think if he had exposure it would help get him away from it when there are other fun activities. I think computers for this generation are as basic a household item as a TV was for us. Helping them understand it early will give an advantage of understanding in the future. It will also make it less magical to them. If there are other kids around, my kids still prefer to run and play. So my point is that you need to limit and be in control of your childs computer time, right from the beginning. I do not believe this is going to ruin a child any more or less than a TV set. Just do not forget that you are the parent and you know what is best. Here is a live CD I made that opens Firefox to the Disney games page on the web with no address bar and no exit other than powering down. Basically it becomes an unofficial Disney Kiosk. It is the last item on the list of files. http://www.homesopen.com/slax581/other/ Keep in mind that everyone will be quick to give you advise about how to raise your kids. You know best what your kids are capable of and what you want to do for them. Just don't forget that you are the parent. Always be in control of your child, not the other way around and you will be OK. - Parent of two happy healthy kids.

    1. Re:I did this with both of my kids at age 2 by jchap · · Score: 1

      I was really surprised by the huge number of negative replies in this thread. Actually I found it really depressing. Computers are tools. I don't see any difference between withholding a compo until some arbitrary age and withholding a pencil. You try to introduce them early so that your children have a chance to have a natural ability with the item rather than a forced education in later life.

      My own children however gravitated to the technological devices in the house without any input from my wife or myself. We felt that as long as you can make the item in question safe and can accept the loss of that item then it is appropriate that they investigate.

      To help them along I dug out an old touch screen. The joy on my, then, one year old's face when he realised that *he* could make the ducky appear and go "quack quack" by pressing the big green bush (on the screen) will stay with me for a long time.

      The sad fact is however that much of modern computing isn't fun. Perhaps this is the reason that so many writers here want to shield children from what they see as drudgery and frustration. If you can remember that a compo can still be used to empower and bring a sense of achievement, that it can be a wonderful creative tool and provide pretty much instant feedback then maybe you can understand exactly why it's not a problem if it's a part of a younger child's day. Interestingly the same ideas go a long way to help us to understand where we've gone wrong in Software Engineering. Without any sense of irony I can say that much of what we do would be improved if it were designed to keep a 2 year old happy. Conversely, all of the things that frustrate and delay us in our every day usage of computers are things that a 2 year old simply wouldn't stand for!

      I got 'I can press keys' for my two year old from http://www.icangames.com/ican/games/presskeys.html (I have no association with the author). The program prints up simple full screen animations in response to (almost) any key press. The result? It didn't take long for my kid to associate the M key with the mice - especially if you 'go nuts' every time there are mice all over the screen! I don't know how much intrinsic value this has but it is hard to see how it is harming him as other posts seem to suggest.

      Mod up the parent!!

  103. What I Did by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My son was eighteen months old. I had a spare Macintosh that ran OS9 and I got the Living Books cd-roms. Those have a "run on our own" mode and an "explore" mode. I moved the keyboard out of reach and put the machine on the floor of his room.

    In the morning he would watch the alphabet, and then some other Dr. Seuss book. After a few months he figured out the mouse and by two navigated all over the living books.

    It must have worked. He reads all his Manga on his iMac, is nearly thirteen and is a total D&D fanatic.

  104. Meet Little Bobby Tables by RMH101 · · Score: 1
  105. Only old trash will do at 2. by openmtl · · Score: 1

    Well my 2 year olds (I have 3 kids ranging from 5->12 yrs now) when they were twoish got a dumpster-dived beige box which we run GNU/Linux (back then Mandrake, now Ubuntu). All three of my kids can recognise TUX from 50 yards. They are all happy with picking which OS they run as everything I build is dual booted. Some games on Ubuntu and some on Windows XP. Kids just do NOT have the need for fast machines until they get to FPS or more complex sims like Homeworld. To make it not a beige box and make it personal just let them go wild with a spray can and paint on the case.

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  106. Get him a damn book by kuzb · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Because a computer is pretty limited for them until s/he is able to read. Reading to your child from a book is a great way to not only socialize and bond with them, as well as getting their imagination active.

    He might still want on your computer, which is fine, but find something simple for him to do (you might consider having a look at http://virtualapple.org/ for some old, but good games.) and put him in your lap while he does it so you can help guide him, and keep your equipment from getting destroyed. No 2 year old should be on a computer alone.

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    1. Re:Get him a damn book by RuckusR · · Score: 1

      I agree. My parents read to me when I was young and instilled a deep love of learning and reading in me.

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  107. My puppy is interested in my laptop by keiran2410 · · Score: 1

    ...but lets face it when she gets up from her bone and comes over I put it aside and play with her.

  108. Relax by Kibblet · · Score: 1

    I commend you for wanting to get your child a computer. Kids like to mimic what adults do -- it is an important part of child development. As long as you don't direct the play too much, it is just as valuable as when your kid 'cooks dinner' or 'dos laundry' or 'gardens' or what have you. Computers aren't some sort of evil out to kill your child. The people here who are terrified of children and computers really need to get their heads away from the screen and accept that computers are simply another tool that people use. I know you want to keep your computer mystique to yourselves, but get over it. It's not like handing the kid a power saw or the keys to a car. As long as the OP understands that the computer might be broken, and doesn't get upset, then it should be just fine. And lapware is just as much fun to bond with as reading a book together. And yes, I did both. The one child without early exposure or interest in computers (out of my three) is actually the one with the severe developmental delays.

  109. Two is plenty old for a computer. by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    Don't listen to these nay sayers. Two is plenty old for a computer. Just don't get a laptop. Go get a full PC that is on sale. With a full PC you don't have to worry about the kid being rough. A keyboard is cheap and highly durable. If your kid can't keep their hands off the screen, and they are too rough for an LCD, get a CRT. There really isn't anything else for the kid to break. Oh, and get one of those tiny 'laptop' mice that they sell. It will fit his hand much better than a full size adult mouse.

    I know that I set up my son's first computer for him shortly after he turned one. I installed Ubuntu Linux and loaded gCaprice for him to play the mouse games with. I gave him less than 5 minutes instruction on how the colored blocks will disappear and show a picture when you move the mouse pointer over them. I let him play with that for a few hours, and then I showed him how to turn the computer on and load gCaprise from the menu. This took less than another 5 minutes. By the next day, he not only could load gCaprice on his own, but he was playing other games that I had not showed him how to load.

    About a week after his second birthday, I formatted his hard drive, gave him a fresh Ubuntu disk, and told him to install it himself. He did this with no help. (Linux is amazingly easy to install.)

    You are 100% right that those cheap 'Toy' laptops are pointless. They are less interesting to kids with their gray character only LCD screen, and they don't do as much. Your kid can certainly use a full computer. A full computer is hard to break physically, and if he breaks the software, you can just do a reinstall of the OS. If you want something like a computer that is portable for car rides and whatnot, I would highly recommend a Leapster from Leap Frog. It is very durable, is colorful, and has lots of educational and FUN games. It is not a replacement for a computer, but it is a very good portable computing toy.

  110. I can relate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At age 2, I "attempted" to play Civilization.
    At age 4-5 I was browsing on dial-up.
    At 6-7 I was programming in visual basic...

    Your kid if he is truly interested, will learn.
    Thank god for my parents.

  111. My Kids Use a Specially Tarded Up White MacBook by CheeseburgerBrown · · Score: 1

    My kids, 6 and 3, use a hand-me-down white MacBook. The machine has been tarded up appropriately to stop them from breaking things (Simple Finder, Parental Control locks on Safari for whitelisted sites only, no IM, admin password unknown to children required to change any setting).

    They are not allowed to eat or drink while at the computer, and the computer is not to be moved from its desk.

    Within these constraints, they have a ball. The machine is loaded up with all their favourite movies (one click on pictographic icon launches VLC in fullscreen mode), and the sites where they play games (TVOntario Kids, BBC Kids, etc.) are bookmarked.

    My 6 year old can videoconference with GTalk with my wife and I elsewhere in the house, but cannot initiate chats outside of the LAN. My 3 year old hasn't quite got the hang of negotiating the necessary dialogue boxes yet, but he'll pick it up soon.

    We haven't bought much in the way of educational software, since the process of separating the wheat from the chaff is too labour intensive (most of it sucks the proverbial wang). We make do with web sites (like I Love Bacteria) and educational Flash games.

    Hope this helps!

  112. Anonymous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I got my niece the cheap $15 dollar one when she was a little over a year old...she is now a little over two years old and she loves it. Maybe when she is about 4 I would consider a netbook, but right now, all she really wants to do is click the buttons on my computer, so the cheap $15 dollar one that has a few interactive mini-games (word recognition, counting, motor skills, etc) is perfect for her.

  113. The job of a young child. by wfstanle · · Score: 2, Informative

    Come on folks! Less than two is a preschooler and a very young one at that. The preschool years are VERY important. They should be learning about social interaction not computer interaction. They should be learning their FIRST language not a computer language. They should be learning how to get along with others not get along with a computer. A young child has a lot of important learning to do and a computer is not one of them. There is a whole lot of time later on to learn about computers. This is not one of them.

    1. Re:The job of a young child. by squiremedia · · Score: 1

      It's about balance, having a pc in the corner doesn't mean that they'll be on it 24/7. My child has a laptop and he enjoys using it, it's freely available in the lounge room, however he spends 99% of his life running around like a maniac with his friends, playing with his trains, interacting with his parents/daycare/family and 1% on the laptop.

    2. Re:The job of a young child. by amam12 · · Score: 1

      I do agree that social interaction and imaginative play should be the priority, but anyone with 2 or 3 year old knows that a little TV (or computer time) can bring much needed sanity and down time. I think it would be fine if the time was limited to, let's say, a 1/2 hr per day, so it was not the focus of his play time. We all have a lot of opinions even though he didn't ask for our opinion about whether he should get this for his son. He simply asked what about what kinds. Here's my two cents.

  114. Leapfrog by steveaustin1971 · · Score: 1

    If he is 2, any sort of laptop is kind of ridiculous. New parent? Go look at the leapfrog toys if you must get something electronic, but honestly this is not the time for it anyway, this is the time when they AREN'T absorbed in electronic toys and a parent is the best toy for his mind. (I have 4 boys and a girl)

  115. My son does fine at three. by CryptoJones · · Score: 1

    When my son turned three I taught him to use a trackball to surf thomas the train YouTube Videos. Granted sometimes context menus comeup and he says "Daddy I'm Stuck." I feel exposing him this early is good. I bought a Dell Mini9 for Christmas(for myself) and I going to see how he does with. The Mini9 construction is pretty solid, but my main concern is him dropping it or his 1-year old brother pushing it off a table or something. Another problem I have had is some of the youtube videos are less than appropriate for pre-schoolers.. (Just do a youtube search for Thomas the Tank Engine Rap) I think as long as it is in a place where he can't drop it, and you monitor what he gets into that it is a great idea.

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  116. The effects of a one-year-old on 15" LCD screen by haaz · · Score: 1

    I was sitting on this very low-to-the-ground chair, when my then-one-year-old daughter, with a huge smile on her face, started to crawl up on my lap. I smiled right back, entranced with the huge, loving smile on her face. Our gazes were locked, and my smile only wavered when I saw that her hands, her dainty child's hands, were planted on either side of my PowerBook G4's screen, pulling it down and back...

    *kerrrr-ack!*

    "Oh........"

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  117. my answer is EEE PC 901 by wera · · Score: 1

    Agreed with most posters. I'm 22, using computer since 2 (for games, of course) and not disagree with my parents. I've bought eee pc 901 for my child.

    1. Re:my answer is EEE PC 901 by jameswing · · Score: 1

      How has it held up to him/her?

  118. olpc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't looked at them in a few months, but I remember being intrigued by some of the ideas within the OLPC program to promote transperency within the OS and software. Primarily, they had a 'view source code' key on the keyboard which would display the currently running program's source.

    I know it was initially an interest in the 'mystery' behind games/programs that led me to begin programming as a kid. Unfortunately, i'm afraid Apple IIs are a little harder to come by now.

  119. Make it easy on yourself. by kidigus · · Score: 1

    I would get a cheap desktop and focus on your input devices. I'd recommend a tough, washable keyboard and mouse and let the kid go nuts.

  120. It's Child's Play by peterofoz · · Score: 1

    Little kids are curious about all kinds of stuff in the world and computers are no exception. We used a laptop and 'bookie stories' on the computer as form of interactive reading/story telling along with regular books and outdoor play time.

    Some of our kid's favorite interactive story titles include:

    • Amanada Stories (very simple adventure, about a little black cat)
    • The Escape of Marvin the Ape
    • The Bernstain Bears
    • Dr Seuss ABC (***** Five stars for this one)
    • Winnie the Pooh

    The important element here was not the fact it was a computer, it was Daddy Time.

    To keep things IN BALANCE we also planted a little veg garden with beans, peas, sunflowers and strawberries. The kids would check and water the plants every day and then eat the pods and berries right off the bush. Sunflowers were a gift to mom for the kitchen table.

    Every morning before I left for work, we had a bag of simple wood blocks. I'd set up some kind of house with it and my son would check each morning what I built with an impressive 'OOOOHHHHH', knock it down, then build his own.

    Physical activity is very important at this stage. We took our kids to a kind of indoor/outdoor early development club called Gymboree that had soft stuff to climb on, slide down, stuff to crawl through, jumping, balance and all that for the gross motor skills.

    Is baby screaming in the stroller? Let 'em walk. Next to the stroller and tucker out in no time, then sleep happily.

    When they're 5 or 6, sign them up for scouts, sports to start to see where their talents lie. Keep the competition of the sports in perspective. Until they're at least 8 or 9, sports are for fun and sportsmanship, not about winning. Scouts gives a broad variety of experience and development from citizenship, outdoors, crafts, etc. After school, its a required part of our kid's routine.

  121. I'm not a child psychologist by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    But I don't think flexibility and power is what you should be looking for in a gizmo for a less than 2 year old child. Those little fake laptops are suitable because it allows a child to role play doing what adults and older kids are doing. And dragging them on to your lap and showing them things interactively with some good software on your desktop is going to be far more enriching than a tiny cheap laptop that they can't use anyways.

    When they get to be 3-4 you should consider getting one of those leapfrog leapster systems. It's colorful, makes noise and at the recommended age range kids are quite capable of figuring out how to play with it by themselves.

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  122. You don't need a laptop, you need... by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

    A Sega Genesis with the Barney game. With a child that young they are simply not ready for a laptop, but I gave mine a Sega Genesis with the Barney game and they not only loved it, but it was their first taste of controlling something on screen. Nice thing about that Sega Barney game is there really isn't a way for him to "lose" and thus becomes about what he can make Barney do. Now my boys are 15 and 13 and are a lot more tech minded than their classmates.

    Once he hits 4 then you can look up some of the excellent learning games for a desktop, I wouldn't touch a laptop because it is easier to replace a cheap keyboard when they slip and break it(which they WILL do) than a broken laptop. So I'd pick up a cheap Sega Genesis with a couple of 3 buttons(also built like tanks) and the Barney game. And as a bonus you can pick up a copy of Mutant League Football to play with him when he gets older. But at that age a laptop is simply out of the question unless you are just trying to throw money away.

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  123. Thanks for all the comments by jameswing · · Score: 1
    Wow, some people took it really the wrong way. I do play outside with my son, he does have other children who he plays with (we babysit a friends 3 year old), a lot of interaction with adults (My mother inlaw, and high functioning autistic brother in law live with us, and my wife stays at home), and is already doing puzzles, my intention was not to find a babysitter, but to give him another avenue to grow. I was using a TI-99/4 before I was 3, and taking it apart when I was 4.(it worked for another 10 years)

    I teach computer concepts at the local JC and am amazed at how many people come in straight out of high school and can't do simple things like use a file manager, or understand the basics, so yeah maybe I am jumping the gun a little, but only with good intentions.

    Anyways, thank you to those that had constructive comments, I will hold off and try a leapfrog system, or something like it for now. The reason I was thinking an Eee was because of the form factor, and it being easier for small hands to use.

  124. here is what i did by Yaur · · Score: 1

    I hooked a mac mini up to the TV and got a bluetooth keyboard and mouse. The PC stays out of reach and OSX is about as easy to use and kid friendly as you will find in an OS. Of course 2 is way to young for any computer... you should wait at least another year or two.

  125. Not so sure about that by mckwant · · Score: 2, Informative

    We've got one of these:

    http://www.amazon.com/Vtech-Tote-Go-Laptop-Plus/dp/B000E1PY6U

    And it serves it's purpose just fine. Our 2 1/2 year old can recognize most of the letters already. She's obviously not using all the games (some are a little beyond her, frankly), but it's nigh-indestructable, and $20 if they happen to destroy it.

    We don't really encourage its use, but she picks it up from time to time anyway. I still have more fun with the blocks, personally.

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  126. Really? by Orion+Blastar · · Score: 1

    Baby's First laptop might be a good idea.

    When my son was 3 I gave him a Windows 98 machine with a 300 Mhz Pentium II processor and educational software like "Jumpstart Baby" and "Just Me and my Grandpa" installed on it.

    Before that he got the $20 to $30 toy laptop, and when he didn't destroy that thing he got the real computer later.

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  127. He is almost 2.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try a fucking implant. Nerve stapling is pretty affordable these days... GEEEZ!

  128. I think I was playing Apple IIe at 4 or 5... by sam0737 · · Score: 1

    ...with a big metallic joystick. Most of the time I guess I was sitting next to my elder brother watching he playing anyway.

    The single-digit addition game was fun though, so did watching the altimeter shooting 10k feet in the Flight Sim.

    Apple IIe was big and was very easy to handle for children. Big joystick, big 5.25" Floppy and big power switch.

    And UMPC, would it be a little bit too tiny for the children?

    2 is definitely too early...I don't even recall if I know A-Z by then...

  129. Computer for a Child? by cleatsupkeep · · Score: 1

    Great trade. :-)

  130. Way too soon by SteveHencye · · Score: 1

    At two he is way too young to be messing with a computer. If he started with one now he would probably by about 10 become a computer genius. But it would mess him up mentally. He would not know all the other things that the other kids know. At this age he needs to get out and go have some fun, discover the great outdoors. And most importantly books. My kids will learn computers, deffinately especially in the day and age that we live in. But they will know books before anything. Literature is a dying art. Somebody needs to appreciate it, unlike todays kids. I am 15 and I started computers when I was 7. And I know plenty, so don't worry, he will know what he needs to know about them soon enough. You don't have to start at 2. :)

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  131. Older Generation iMac by OS24Ever · · Score: 1

    Because the following will happen:

    1) Someone will take a crayon to the screen
    2) If they have siblings, it will get yanked off table while they fight over keyboard
    3) it'll sit there, hardly ever used, until they either figure out how to watch movies on it (DVDs) or get old enough to use it.

    Really under the age of four you should play on the computer with them, not let them have one. There are always exceptions to that but until three/four years of age their dexterity and fine motor control can't handle a mouse, and the keyboard is just something you beat on instead of recognizing the letters.

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  132. Start them out with BASICS by Khyber · · Score: 1

    Go find yourself an old TI 99/4A and an old Coax-input TV. I started on that when I was four and it stood up to just about anything I could do to it. It lasted me from 1986 until the heyday of the P-166 w/MMX. Cartridge-based games, and you can start teaching the kid programing (I learned how to program the TI to draw a sprite using the included TI-BASIC manual at the age of 6.)

    Without it I'd probably have never gotten as interested in computers.

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    1. Re:Start them out with BASICS by jameswing · · Score: 1

      I actually started on a TI99/4A, I disassembled it to the circuit boards, and reassembled it when I was 4. Have been taking things apart to see how they work ever since.

  133. My experience with the OLPC by mistapotta · · Score: 1

    I bought my son one of the OLPC XO Give-one-Get-ones last year. He just turned two then, and just turned three earlier this month.

    My son loved to use the camera option on it (I bought one of those sites that fit in the USB port next to the lens) so he'd run around the house taking pictures of stuff, and telling us about it. He also loves to play the Mini Tam Tam. Although he's having quite a problem learning that the touchpad on the laptop moves the mouse pointer on the screen, he enjoys clicking the mouse buttons to make the animals make noises. I also added VLC player and Hamachi on it so he can watch his Dora and Diego videos streamed from my media server. The only real problem is that the sites he likes to visit (Noggin and NickJr) don't allow all the features to be used unless you're using Windows/IE.

    The key is, he's not ready to be alone with it -- not for safety reasons, but I'm not ready for the laptop to be a babysitter.

    Point is, with Amazon coming out with another XO release (http://www.amazon.com/xo), I'm thinking of buying another one so I can teach him how to interact with someone using the Sugar interface.

  134. he is going to be blind by 12 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    your son will probably go blind by the age of 12 if u actually buy him a PC when he is 2.

    my brother started at 7 and now his 19 and he cant even walk without his glasses.

      i won't buy my children a computer till he/she is at least 9

  135. Re:Hold on - there's a lot he can learn by Ollabelle · · Score: 1
    He can learn more than you think. The first one I think of is the simple concept of how moving the mouse moves the cursor on the screen and by how much (that's what m$ Solitaire was for, originally).

    When he's older, these skills will be a given as he works on higher concepts while the everything-is-fresh crowd is still mastering the keyboard.

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  136. Give him your old PC. Add a touchscreen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Kids can start effectively using a computer around 1 1/2 yrs old. Skip the eee PC or anything fragile. Instead, give him your old PC, buy a touchscreen retrofit (search "magictouch") and tape it onto a big heavy 17" monitor. Drop that onto a milk crate at eye level for them. Here is my kid @ 20 mo/old on the first day with the touch screen thing (disney playhouse website).

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tr7iyiFJtGM

    and here his launching VLC player a few months later:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8493IBAWqs

    I have a 9 month old that learned from the first one (now 4 yrs old) and is able to navigate around youtube. Don't underestimate what how how fast your child can learn. I would suggest that you not push them though. Let them learn through their own discovery. You can provide them with the materials, but it is important for them to learn on their own.

    1. Re:Give him your old PC. Add a touchscreen by kyoorius · · Score: 1

      oops. wrong link before. This is the launching VLC one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_fI9eA8f7c&NR=1

  137. R U f*cking serious? by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 2, Interesting

    HE IS 2 YEARS OLD FOR F*CK SAKES, THIS I WHAT'S WRONG WITH PARENTING TODAY...TV AND MACHINES DO NOT SUBSTITUTE PROPER CARE, NOR XBOX, NOR PS3.

    He is 2 , he needs to learn to walk, even read if you can get him to understand letters.
    I had taught my niece to count and do the alphabet phonetically by the age of 2. She may not
    have known what it is, but by 3...letter association went very quickly, and by 3...could actually know what letters were which if you held out the letter, no matter which letter it was...by 4..she was
    already writing her name, and understanding that letters make up whole words. In kindergarden, she was the first to read and write...I am sure it was not because we plunked down in front of a screen.

    Sure, a kid can pop in a cd or dvd and watch his movie, or play his game at age of 3...but
    the advantage comes at too great a loss, how many kids can't write or read properly for that matter.
    Signatures are handwritten , yet I see so many people just use block letters to sign for something thinking that this is a signature, there is no association to writing skills any longer.

    As well, how much vocabulary is being lost because kids of today, are strikingly going towards less is more, where abbreviations for everything seem to exist....lol,rofl,gtg,brb,owm, etc.. etc.
    I am sorry for being too blunt about it, but kids should be outside playing being active, not becoming obese, in front of the screen learning to hack their parents credit cards, etc.

    1. Re:R U f*cking serious? by bogjobber · · Score: 1

      The sky is falling! The sky is falling!

      My parents started teaching me how to read when I was less than two years old. By three I could read the King James Bible, and by five I was doing multiplication and playing "adult" video games. I still had plenty of time to play around, hell, I was a kid. That's basically all I wanted to do was play outside.

      One of the cool things about kids is that they're interested in pretty much everything. If his son wants to play around with a computer, let him play around with the computer. If a child shows interest, no age is too early to try and teach them, as long as you are supportive and don't expect too much.

      Just because they won't understand things on an adult level doesn't mean there's no reason to get them going early. And each child reaches certain stages of development at different times. You can't make sweeping statements that his son is not ready to start reading or playing with computers.

    2. Re:R U f*cking serious? by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

      I think you miss the point, if you read the stastistics of how obese the US has become, do you think it has anything to do with all the xbox, ps3, nintendo gameboys, pcs , movies, tv .... regardless of how the kid might be smart, until he realises his parents are dweebs that prefer not exerting effort taking time to learn their sons life at school, being interactive in their lives, instead of using the tv as a babysitter, and the rest..... this is what I am saying, the kid is 2....change his diapers, bring him to the mall, let him see the sites, before you plunk him down behind a computer for the next 10 years, only to come up for air, after he finished his elfquests, or conquered his warcrafts...it sad most people do not see this as mental abuse, ...it becomes a sickness a brainwashing almost....sure the kid COULD do his own thing, but the fact remains that his parents didn't place enough emphasis on activity, so the son does not impart into his routine daily activities that make him more aware of exercise.

      I would prefer hearing where can I bring my son to go rock climbing at the age of 2....would that not make you think ...."is he f*cking serious"......oh wait....NOW you get it! :P

  138. I'd suggest a low-end Mac (OSX) laptop. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd suggest a low-end Mac (OSX) laptop.

    While age 2 is a bit young... My daughter, who is 3, loves playing games on our Mac. And my son, age 5, can't be pried off it. (If I hadn't lost my job, we'd be buying him his own Mac this Christmas.)

    I should mention that both my kids didn't start talking until after age 3. But we're pretty sure they could read before then. (They'd take out their foam letters and spell out words like "raft". Or open books and quietly go through them.)

    Mac's have good parental controls. (Which helps!) They're also set up out-of-the-box to easily switch between users. (Which my kids mastered instantly! We close the laptop lid and they are there immediately, switching over to their accounts.)

    Software-wise, my kids love http://pbskids.org & Tux-Paint.

    For some reason my daughter also really loves Worms-2 (under windows). ("Daddy play worms. Pleeaaasssseeeee!" I am such a bad parent...)

  139. My 5 year old has had a computer for 3 years. by ukemike · · Score: 1

    My 5 year old has had a computer for 3 years. In fact I'm using it right now. My boss gave us a ~2001 IBM X40, their answer to the iMac. It has an lcd screen with the motherboard behind the screen and the drives etc in the base. It ran win98 and was totally hosed. The OS was unusable. It was accessing the drive every 2 seconds, and was impossibly slow. I gave up trying to fix that and installed edubuntu. It has a bunch of educational software included. I hated Gnome. I learned that mostly edubuntu is setup for easy networking for classrooms, so I installed kubuntu, and the education software from the installer program. One day he said, "Dad I want my computer to be blue." We took the case apart and painted the case blue. He's put stickers all the way around the screen bezel. It is our primary tv/dvd player. I've set up icons on the desktop that take him to a few different flash based games sites, like disney, thomas the tank engine, and the Doctor Who website. He loves these games. Most of the edubuntu games are for 5 and up, but a few are great even for a 2 year old.

    I set up a link on his desktop to open a text editor so he can write things.

    I gave him an email from my domain and set up thunderbird. He doesn't use this much.

    He has a pictures folder with pics we've taken of him. He has a video folder with videos of him. I digitized an ancient CVR of Benji. He loves that movie. I did the same with the Wizard of Oz, another favorite.

    He is perfectly comfortable with unpluging all the wires, getting me to move it to his room and setting back up by himself.

    On my computer (winXP) we bought an inexpensive program called pixel whimsey. You run it and it takes over the keyboard and mouse completely. It's a sort of drawing program that is animated. each key on the keyboard does something. For instance you can paint something and make it rain and the drawing will melt. It's hard to describe with out sounding like total stoner. It's fun. To close the program you have to type "Qq". Short of spitting up on the keyboard or pouring juice on the cpu the kid wont screw up your computer.

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  140. Mac Mini is tough enough by Gilmoure · · Score: 1

    I know it's not a PC but a Mac Mini had held up to my daughter's use. She's had it since she was 4 (now 8). First program I got was Baby Smash, when she was still in the sit on lap and mess with my computer stage.

    Just upgraded her to a G5 tower as she needs a real video card for the games she wants to play.

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    1. Re:Mac Mini is tough enough by Brain+Damaged+Bogan · · Score: 1

      yes... it is a PC.
      the different OS doesn't stop it from being a PERSONAL COMPUTER.
      nor does Apples less than clever advertising campaigns

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  141. The rudeness was right. by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
    I'd go so far as to say that anyone thinking a kid of 2 needs a computer is sick. A baby needs to develop interactions with a 3D real world. Computer worlds are 2D and fake.

    Even if this baby is a prodigy, the kid will benefit from being fully developed. It is a msitake to think that a kid that might one day become computer savvy will benefit from learning to use a computer at this age.

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  142. OLPC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use the "buy one, get one" program from Amazon. This laptop is DESIGNED for children. Thinking of anything else is absolutely nonsense.

  143. Why stop at an UMPC by jaxtherat · · Score: 1

    Get him an IBM z series, because nothing is too good for bub!

    *groans*

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  144. how about by Brain+Damaged+Bogan · · Score: 1

    an abacus...

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  145. your wondering why it's dark... by capsteve · · Score: 2, Insightful
    but you don't realize your head is firmly planted high up your ass.

    wake up and realize that children as young as 2 need to develop various skills:physical, social, metacognition. a computer can capture their attention, and the ability to focus on something is an important step in metacognitive skills, but you're gonna turn your kid into an idiot if his early childhood development is poorly balanced with a computer at it's center...

    buy your child toys that require him to exercise his brain and hands, like duplo/lego blocks, wooden stacking blocks, a trainset, or for that matter any early learning toy (there's alot of great early learning toys from germany, why don't you use the intertubes to look them up).

    instead of buying him his own computer, let him use your computer TOGETHER WITH YOU, for carefully measured durations of time. in the mean time YOU need to LEARN how to interact with your child in meatspace, man. talk and sing and teach, build legos, take walks, fly a kite, be physically INTERACTIVE, not VIRTUAL.

    deeper computer learning, and maybe his own computer might be more appropriate at age 5-7, not 2.

    figure it out.

    --
    three can keep a secret, if two are dead - benjamin franklin
    1. Re:your wondering why it's dark... by Lucid+3ntr0py · · Score: 1

      Metacogintion? Yeah. I don't think 2 year old are learning that. They may be participating and devloping them, but you don't learn them.

    2. Re:your wondering why it's dark... by arb+phd+slp · · Score: 1

      There are so many "kids don't need computers" replies, but I have lots of experience to the contrary, mostly with kids with disabilities. One of the things we've discovered is that the concept of "precursor skills" is total crap. You learn to do things by doing them, no need to wait for kids to be "ready" to do it. (This is the core of tenet of the Constructivist theory of learning that OLPC subscribes to). Kids don't need to read and spell to use a computer successfully.

      No one is suggesting substituting computer use for other types of play, but kids want to do things that they see adults at large doing. Computer use is now, and for the foreseeable future, a standard part of our culture now. It will be one toy/tool among many in his/her environment.

      I'm a strong believer in Paint as a first program. Best mouse training ever.

      Followed by word processing. Try to read whatever they write and pretend like they are writing something completely relevant and meaningful every time. You'll see it evolve into real writing over time.

      The term they've started using at the Center for Literacy and Disability Studies at UNC Chapel Hill is "Alternative Pencil."

      http://www.aac-rerc.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=135&Itemid=152
      http://alltogether.wordpress.com/2007/11/13/tar-heel-typer-an-open-source-alternative-pencil/
      https://otot.wikispaces.com/Alternative+Pencil+Directions

      --
      There's a perfect xkcd for my sig but I'm too lazy to look it up. sudo someone go find it.
  146. consider a desktop by neonsignal · · Score: 1

    I haven't found the laptop keyboards to be great for a two year old; way too flimsy. I don't even let the older ones near the laptop; they just need to throw one tantrum and those keycaps would disintegrate. The typical desktop keyboard is fairly robust (as long as you keep food and drinks away from it, and discourage them from prying off the keys).

    Another issue I have observed for young children (ie, <2yo) is that it takes them some time to realize the connection between moving the mouse and the motion of the cursor on the screen. They all seem to figure it out eventually, but I think they could have been using the computer much earlier if it had been a touch screen.

    You've got to be pretty selective with software: do they use visual/aural cues (rather than written ones); how easy is it to exit the game, are they simple enough so that they don't frustrate the child; do they give hints; can you get stuck?

    Some of the children's television websites have a good selection (BBC, Australian ABC, Children's Television Network, etc) covering different ages.

    Of course, a computer screen isn't a substitute for tactile toys (building blocks, mud etc). But there is a middle road here.

  147. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children... and hitting them?

  148. Playskool by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    There's a reason Playskool and other childrens' toy makers produce toy versions of real things. Young children want to parrot behaviors such as using a computer, but they do not have the cognitive ability necessary to use a computer or even differentiate between the real and toy versions. Children this young do not have the ability of abstraction (see Paiget's stages of childhood development for details). Giving a child this young a computer would be to give them a very expensive Playskool version, for all they could do with it. In fact the Playskool version would have some built in functions that the child could learn from, unlike a real computer.

    Don't give him a computer. Give him something to play with outside. Then put your own away and go out and play with him. Trust me, if you don't you'll regret it later. And later comes sooner than you think.

    --
    "I may be synthetic, but I'm not stupid." -- Bishop 341-B
  149. you are your childs first computer by johnrpenner · · Score: 1

    at two years old -- just up from crawling, and now babling away, and lookin fer cookie jars -- he's just getting pinged by anything that blinks and beeps -- at that age, they learn anything you do by imitation -- i can't imagine why ANY baby would possibly need a computer at two years old...!?!? he needs much more to play 'catch the ball' with you and how to tie his shoelaces.

  150. Comfy and old desktop by hro · · Score: 1

    First of all. I see a lot of mocking from the other replies here. The way I read your question, you're not intending to use this as a nanny for your son.
    So I'll just tell how I have done it. Instead of a Eee or Eee-like thingy, I have purchased this nifty "keyboard": http://www.comfyland.com - I have used one of my old desktop machines for this.
    The computer is placed out of reach, only I and my wife can access the power-button. I use an 19" LCD which I have wall-mounted and all cables go through a hole in the wall to where the computer is placed. The comfy-keyboard can take a lot of beating. I bougth it for my 1st-born which is now six, currently my 2-year old son and 1-year old daughter are fighting over it.
    And no - before I get flamed. This is not the only stimuli my children get. We read books, we listen to music, we enjoy outdoor life.

  151. MOD PARENT UP by jamesh · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The sort of response you are chastising is very typical of ask slashdot responses. And there is nothing wrong with using the computer (or the TV) as a babysitter now and then for a short time, in the same way that you give a child a toy to play with by themselves.

    If you spent every waking moment with your child you would both go insane, and you'd never get anything else done - meals still have to be cooked, dishes have to be cleaned, clothes have to be washed, etc, and everyone needs a few minutes to chill out and relax for a few minutes.

    Obviously if you expect your child to spend every waking minute in front of a TV or on a computer then something is wrong, but the OP never said that, and never even implied that.

  152. Get a computer that's already lasted 20 years! by SickLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

    My 1 year old daughter often tries to hit keys on my keyboard, so I grabbed an Apple //e that's already been through life in a US school and hooked it up to our TV. Then I threw together a progam that changes the screen colour and plays a sound every time she hits a key. This has been fine so far, as she randomly bashes keys, but likes the result.
    Pic here.

    I wouldn't worry about more detail than that until your child cares about the difference between pressing "A" or "B".

    Cheers,
    Nick.

    --
    main() {1;} // zen app
  153. Too Young by jshackney · · Score: 1

    My kids are just a bit past 3 and they still fancy tearing the keys off my laptop's and desktop's keyboards. Wait a bit.

  154. Netbooks are not UMPCs by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    a UMPC, such as an Eee PC or a Wind

    Eee and Wind are not UMPCs, they are netbooks.

  155. Desktop by General+Wesc · · Score: 1
    I think you need a desktop. Two-year-olds drop things. And throw things. With a desktop, he only needs to be able to reach the keyboard and mouse (and maybe the screen, so maybe get a CRT). That way, when he destroys it, you're only out twenty bucks, rather than several hundred. Plus, you could probably get a durable rubber-coated keyboard and latch it down somehow.

    I guess you could give him an XO-1 and bolt it to the table. He might break off the ears, though. (The XO-1's 'don't' list says not for use by infants, but is silent on toddlers. :-)

  156. An anwser to your question by UNFAIRMAN · · Score: 1

    The weak point is the screen - kids poke and bang it all the time. Try to get one with a hard touch sensitive surface, mostly for the screen protection. I added one to my Asus 701 eee and it works well. Unfortunately Asus still isn't selling a model with the touch screen built in. Otherwise the Asus eee line is durable and great.

    If you're considering a laptop too, choose the smaller device. Kids tend to close laptops violently and large screens may get damaged, or at least the housing can be cracked.

    Kids tend to do horrible things to CD/DVD drives. The fewer ports the better. Especially try to avoid large slots like double height PC Card slots. This isn't a problem with most netbooks, but worth mentioning anyway.

    If you go for a netbook make sure you're getting the 1024x600 instead of the 800x480 screen. Lots of the kid's sites assume 1024 pixels width. I got the Asus 701 and wish I'd waited a few months for the 901.

    Another option is an old desktop with a CRT. Its very hard to damage the screen, and if something gets in the keyboard you're out $5. If you go with an old desktop make sure the kid can't easily get to any of the external drive bays.

    Also, get an undersized mouse. Either a mobile mouse or one made for a kid's hands. Logitech used to make a cute half-sized race car mouse, which is great. Kids have a rough time with trackpads. Also, mark the USB port he/she should use for the mouse with something like a drop of nail polish, and mark the mouse USB so they know which side is up. If you don't the kid will assume they're just not pushing hard enough and you'll end up with a mangled USB port.

    On another note: My 2.5-year-old loves to play on the computer. He goes to PBS kids and helps Cailou build a train track, he helps Big Bird find his letters, and helps Mr. Snuffleupagus grow his garden. I show him the ropes with him sitting on my lap and guiding his hand and clicking. After only a few minutes he moves my hand away and is off and running, exploring and having fun. Don't listen to those trying to tell you otherwise, a general purpose computer can be a great learning instrument.

  157. ping is icmp/ip/ethernet; there's no TCP by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

    Go read http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_Control_Message_Protocol

    Each ICMP message is encapsulated directly within a single IP datagram

    There's no TCP. There's no ACK. If you tried using TCP, as your child said, you'd get an RST.

    The correct reply would be an ICMP Echo Reply; an ICMP packet of type 0 (also on the wikipedia page).

    I hope what I'm saying isn't news to nerds... ;)

  158. combat hardened CUBIT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about a multi-touch system behind half an inch of plastic?

    I wonder how much software would be entertaining to someone this age.

  159. Here ya go by techdojo · · Score: 1

    Best advice I can give... don't. Seriously, there's nothing special or magical about computers. Kids will pick it up quickly and there's no hurry. You don't want them to turn into the imaginationless kids that can't entertain themselves. Technology should enhance your life, not become it. If you rush this, your kid will likely have difficulty realizing that.

    __________________________________
    http://techdojo.org/

  160. What? Wash? by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

    [IBM Model M keyboard. I bet you could vomit into those and just clean them]

    My boss doesn't think they need to be cleaned ):

  161. He might even... by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

    He might even be the one providing work to his buddies :)

    I'd assume plumbers need to know a little bit about building codes; or at least know through some kind of oracle [let's call that oracle a lawyer] that their plan for laying down pipes and shit is A-OK with the gubbermint.

    If his buddies charge reasonable fees, he might want to hire them.

  162. get a desktop, don't expect miracles at first by drig · · Score: 1

    2 is young for having a computer. Even if your child is exceptionally bright, there's a lack of motor coordination that makes using the mouse impossible. So, don't be worried if your child doesn't take to the computer immediately. My kids didn't get interested in the computer until they were 3, and not really proficient until 4.

    That being said, my advice is to buy a desktop with a cheap keyboard. Laptops break too easily, regardless of the brand. The biggest threat to the computer is from spilled food. Laptops are portable, thus easier to drag over to the dinner table. Even with pretty strict rules about eating and playing games, we've still lost a dozen or so keyboards to spilled milk, mac&cheese, etc.

    Check online for games. Sometimes it's nice to buy an installable game, but there are really excellent games for pretty much every kids show. Look for the production company that makes your kids favorite shows (Noggin, Playhouse Disney, etc). They usually have links to a bunch of clever flash games. If that doesn't work, search for the show itself. Pretty much every show has good games. Eventually, the kids will learn to look for games under other shows, so their supply of games can be even larger than the number of shows they watch. A bonus is that these same games will work on Linux and Macintosh.

    Check out webkinz. You buy a doll which gives you access to an online game site. It's a very clever site, much more involved than the games for the TV shows. 2 is waaayyy too young for it, though. You don't need to be able to read, but you need to be able to puzzle out the menus and remember which one gets you where. But, it's worth remembering for when your child is old enough.

    Finally, be prepared for your kids to *hate* your games. They're just not interesting for kids. Or too violent. It'll be years before you both want to play the same games.

    --
    Citizens Against Plate Tectonics
  163. Samsung Q1 Ultra + Otterbox by RickRussellTX · · Score: 1

    I know I'm a bit late to the party here, but as the father of a disabled child who very much loves computer games, I have a lot of experience and opinion on this issue.

    (1) Best computer we've found so far is the Samsung Q1 Ultra. Touchscreen, light, reasonably tough, good battery life. You can get an Otterbox external plastic shell that makes it reasonably smack-resistant.

    (2) My son's favorite site is www.poissonrouge.com, which works very well with the touchscreen.

    RR

  164. Um, you too... Re:Oh, get over yourself by mbhubbard · · Score: 1

    I have a three year old. At two he liked to play with the little $20 Walmart toy laptop. He also liked to stand on it and otherwise abuse it. He also liked to play with musical instruments, and any number of other things he saw me do, because that's what kids do.

    Yes, he's a mimic. That's what kids do. That's how they learn. He sees me on the computer; he then wants to be on a computer. He sees me play guitar, he wants to play guitar. What he sees me do he gets interested in, then I help him and show him how he can do the things he sees me do.

    It's called parenting.

    As a result, he can now at three and a half quite easily navigate the noggin website and the pbskids website. He can play the games, he can change games himself when he wants to, and when he gets bored he says he wants to do something else and then we do that. We limit the time, because he doesn't need to be on the computer all the time, but he self-limits too. By his fourth birthday he'll have his own system in his room, set up with a couple of kid friendly programs and web links. He'll also have his own bike and know how to ride it, and will hopefully have his letters down enough to read a bit, and speak a little more of a second language than he already does (since we're starting to learn Chinese together). I don't think he's a prodigy, but I'm also quite convinced that any kid can learn faster than what some of the posters here seem to think a kid can "handle". Most kids are brighter than most adults give them credit for.

    My advice for the op is get an old system and set it up with a kid-oriented *nix distro, and help the kid understand what to do with it. My advice to the posters saying the op should get a life is that it looks like he has one and is trying to give his kid one too, so maybe you go a little heavier on the constructive and a little lighter on the criticism.

  165. Easy by squiremedia · · Score: 1

    A coupleof years ago I noticed that my then 2 year old son kept on wanting to play those Nickalodean games on my pc, which was pretty annoying as I needed to use it for my own purposes warcraft so I rummaged around in the shed and found an old 15inch Dell laptop, I loaded linux onto it and hooked it up to the house network. The laptop sits next to the TV in the loungeroom and he can play his games to his hearts content, which is around 1hr per week lol. Early on he'd rip some of the keys from the keyboard and blame the cat, but he stopped that after a while.

  166. To all those "give him a computer" folks. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    What are you smoking?

    I have asked somebody that knows about this ( hi mum!) with 30 years of experience in education and a Masters degree in Pedagogy

    According to this most informed source, a computer is simply overkill. A child at that age does not have the coordination or understanding of what a computer (or any complex device for that matter) is, so the implications of what the device is and does will most likely go over the top of his head.

    I read several posts quite patronizing (my child can do this or that, if yours can't he must be dull or dumb), commenting this with my expert at hand she commented "pushy parents, they are all the same".

    --
    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
    1. Re:To all those "give him a computer" folks. by squiremedia · · Score: 1

      My wife is a teacher with 18 years experience at a premier private boys school, she also has a masters degree in IT and is the campus guru in information literacy, she says go for it. I agree with your Mother's opinion up to the pushy parents comment. Simply providing your 2 year old with a computer doesn't mean you're pushy parent, it just means that your providing another avenue of exploration, whether they understand what a complex device is or not is immaterial. I guess it's a matter of personal opinion and generation bias. If your mother grew up in an age where computers were as ubiquitous as toasters and even considered fashion items she may have a different opinion. The older generation (and even some genx) for the most part still think computing is an arcane art (obviously this doesn't apply to your Mother I'm generalising now :)) and are horrified at the idea of placing something they don't fully understand in the hands of their preschoolers. Subconciously people associate Computers=Internet=Porn and sound the alarm bells at exposing 2 year olds to the internet. What they fail to take into acccount is that you can actually unplug a computer from the net and just load up some preschool games.

  167. Nokia N800 by shiny+nickle · · Score: 1

    I've been sharing my N800 with my 3 yr old daughter for the past year. She likes playing with Tux Paint, Numpty Physics, Blocks and watching movies with mplayer. The N800 is easy for her to interact with because of the touch screen and stylus. She doesn't always get the games, but she's pretty good with the menus and stylus in Tux Paint. It is also small enough for her to easily hold, which is good for car and plane travel.

  168. Teach them early. by Peaceful_Patriot · · Score: 1

    Two year olds can definitely learn to use and respect the computer. I have taught each child and later, my grandkids to use them. Thirteen years ago, my three year old could bring up her games in DOS, now she is designing the school sweatshirts in photoshop. My son has his own computer repair shop.

    I usually start with the keyboard. The concept of one finger/key at a time is tough, but they get that pretty fast. Just putting up a word processor with big colorful lettering is a good start. There used to be an old DOS game called Dannys First Program, which was perfect for little ones. Each key launched some colorful, noisy event. I wish I could find a modern equivalent.

    Once they get the idea of respecting the keyboard, they can practice the mouse. I put an 'X' with a Sharpie on the left click button. There are lots of simple (flash type) matching games online and this is a great way for little ones to learn to point and click. My three year old grandson is already a master at pbskids, noggin and cartoon network, all have lots of fun and educational games for kids.

    Little ones see us use the computers all the time, and they are so curious. You might as well teach them early to respect the computer and how to use it. Those skills can help them for the rest of their lives.

    --
    There is nothing so powerful as an idea whose time has come.
  169. Yeesh by jimfrost · · Score: 1
    Kind of an over-the-top reply to an honest question.

    We got my daughter a computer at 18 months. It wasn't to be a babysitter, it was because I wanted to experiment with computer interactivity early and didn't want to risk using my own PC.

    For a year or so she really only had one program on it, a Fisher Price thing with a keyboard drop-over that had big buttons in various shapes and bright colors. It played peekaboo and some simple interactivity. It was fun and it was interesting watching how fast she figured out how to do the things she liked.

    One benefit I didn't expect was that she was accustomed to working with electronics very early; we never got the sandwich-in-the-VCR.

    It was interesting how long it took before she got the idea of the mouse. A mouse is a really unnatural instrument; you can see that every time you watch a new computer user, young or old or anywhere in between. Touchscreens are vastly more natural, it's too bad they're so damn rare and expensive.

    Aaannyway I have a couple of recommendations:

    1) Get something really cheap. Mostly we're a Mac household these days but Macs have a lot less children's software than PCs and the entry price is almost twice as high. Ubiquitous is a win.

    2) Cover all the buttons, slots, and the screen with plexiglas. My daughter loved to push buttons and was constantly screwing up the display settings. Kids poke at the screen and LCDs are fragile. Sheets of plexiglas are really cheap; get the super-strong velcro from Radio Shack (the stuff that interlocks with itself, not the stuff with fuzz). Put a sheet over the whole display, including buttons on the front, and another over the front of the machine, especially the power switch and DVD slot.

    3) Yank off the control, alt, and windows keys from the keyboard. No good comes of them.

    4) Be there when the kid is using it; help them, talk to them. Not only is this good parenting but left alone kids will bash on things. Keyboards may only be $20 nowadays but you don't want to buy a lot of them.

    5) Don't attach it to the net. The kid doesn't need it and if it's not attached nothing can infect the PC. I think my daughter was six or seven before she was allowed to use any websites. The problem with websites isn't what most people think: The pr0n guys are really not that ever-present, but the advertisers ... woah. They're all over kid-centric sites.

    Oh, and TV for kids? I'm not a member of the "no TV ever" club; there are some very good TV shows. Problem is limiting the kids to those particular shows, and having the ability to time-shift them; the kid's schedule rarely follows PBS's. Tivo totally rocks, especially since when the show is over it stops.

    (Funny story: We got a TV in the kitchen and attached it directly to the cable box. My daughter had never watched TV without Tivo. She was watching some cooking show with my wife and had to use the toilet; she kept pushing the pause button on the remote, dancing around holding her legs together, saying "It won't pause! It won't pause!" That's TV the way the networks like it, kiddo....)

    Good luck, and good parenting.

    --
    jim frost
    jimf@frostbytes.com
  170. old iBook was perfect for my 2-year-old by NReichman · · Score: 1

    My 4-year old benefitted enormously from having my wife's hand-me-down G3 900 Mhz iBook. It's too slow to play video (thankfully), but it runs Mac OS 10.4.11, so nearly all the fun kid websites run just fine, as does iTunes, iPhoto and the like. He was 2.5 years when we gave it to him, and I strongly suggest that you don't limit access in any way. He has an admin account, and he learns quite quickly how not to screw-up his computer. Good luck!

  171. computer is overkill by xemc · · Score: 1

    Hey, my son turned two in August last year. When he comes to when and I'm on my computer, I'll drop into a new screen session, fire up emacs, and make the font really big. He knows his letters, so he gets a kick out of making the letter on the keyboard come up on the screen (a zillion times) But seriously, a computer is way overkill. You mostly see the advantages of computers when you can learn to read, or atleast think on a slightly higher level - for now I think a lot of toys (e.g. a drum that changes colors when you bang on it) are more than enough computer for them. He's still having trouble moving zelda across the screen, too...

  172. OLPC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The keyboard is resistant to crumbs, PB & J fingers and drool. It will last reasonably well on the battery. There are no moving parts so the crashesshould be survivable. However, it is a little top heavy.

    The builtin camera is good fo them to look at and interact with themselves.

    You may need to get a mouse.

    You can get them on ebay for less than $200

  173. Why do you need a laptop instead of a desktop? by shrikel · · Score: 1

    About a year ago (when my kid was 2.5), I set him up with a little desktop (old machine, actually, when I upgraded mine). I through Ubuntu on it and loaded it up with educational games.

    He would play on it sometimes with me or my wife, but now frequently he turns it on himself and starts playing puzzle / reading games. He loves it! He's starting to read now (only very simple words, of course) and is moving on to more advanced reading games.

    And yes, we read to him for at least an hour a day too. Letting a kid use a computer is not bad parenting, unless you're just trying to shut him up. And for that, a TV is much easier, cheaper, and has less potential for interactive learning. (Sheesh! There's a lot of flames on that score here today. Won't somebody remember the couch potato children?)

    --
    Any sufficiently simple magic can be passed off as mere advanced technology.
  174. Fisher Price Easy-Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know if it's still in production, but we have a Fisher Price Easy Link that's an easy-to-use web environment for toddlers. With just a mouse and a bunch of the keys, they can change websites without having to worry about about the kids getting out of their 'sandbox' or having to type in anything.

    All you really need is one key for the Disney site and one for the PBS site. You can then use internal links to find all the other pages so you don't need to shell out extra cash for each and every key. I wish they'd make one for the Noggin site too.

    Since they're really just ordinary websites with addresses assigned to the keys, my main complaint is that you can't add new sites that aren't associated with the keys. There are stories online about being able to edit the XML config file, but it never worked for me. I guess you could always just edit your hosts file...

  175. Lincoln Logs by CranberryKing · · Score: 1

    or Brio/Lego's. Something emphasizing the physical world. Maybe after he's six, try an erector set or one of those hobby electronics kits if he has a real penchant for math/science/etc. A two year old does not need a computer. Maybe when he's 8 a good hp calculator. Then give him an old 8086 and have him learn to code with 64K.

  176. Durability + Functionality by TheJerbear79 · · Score: 0

    I'd go with a Toshiba Tough book like this one http://www.bizrate.com/laptopcomputers/toshiba-toughbook-mdwd2-tablet-pc--pid619387597/compareprices.html Shop around I just grabbed the first link I could find. You might be able to pick up an older one on ebay on the cheap(ish) I remember back in the day when I was 3-4 playing with a Commodore Vic-20 which was pretty close to state of the art at the time. Toshiba Tough books are great, you can kick the thing down a flight of stairs and it will (probably) still work. :-)

  177. Video Quality by gacl · · Score: 1

    Is he going to be watching videos like meatspin, 2g1c, and so on?

    Wait. . . how old is he again?

  178. Re: Computer for child by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My son is 3. I let him play games on the net. Usually on the cbc kids site. I have a user account setup on my Ubuntu for him so he can press anything he wants and I don't have to worry about my settings.
    I can leave him on that site and he will navigate it all by himself, play any of the games, some coloring etc.
    I don't see why you have to wait till your kid is 5 as per some of these suggestions.
    They learn so quick. You sit down and show them a couple of times and they got it.

    I do also have a "My first computer". Which I guess is more like a game system, but it does have a mouse and a keyboard so makes it a bit more realistic. Hooks up to the tv. Kids love it.

  179. My son is 28 months, using happily a computer. by idiotein30 · · Score: 1

    Hi, just to share my experience, my son has been using my desktop computer since is two, before any of the super parents around start shooting i'll say he is doing so under my supervision (and on my knees), and only for about 20mn a day (it was only a few minutes in the beginning). I'm using Debian so he is using Tuxpaint, Gcompris and Childplay mainly. But what he likes most is typing my password ! Thanks to this he is now able to write a few words on the keyboard, including is name, in both lower and upper cases, and he's playing a few of the excellent games the aforementioned educative suites offer. Since he's growing in a multilingual family we have established to do some activities in French, and some in English, and it's going fine. He is now able to use the mouse without me holding is hand, I have just reduced the acceleration factor of the cursor. Yes he is playing with "classic" toys too, he can draw with a pen and a piece of paper and so on, I see no reason to be afraid of computers with kids outside of the usual security issues (ie. electricity, small parts...). On top of my desktop he is also enjoying very much a Macbook laptop running Ubuntu, those are more children friendly in size, the keys won't come out since the keyboard is well integrated in the machine (you have to check one to understand), and he had no trouble at all using the touchpad, which I doubled with a small mouse. As long as it is done under close supervision and for a limited amount of time I can see no reason not to use this wonderful learning tool, and no two and a half isn't too early, just make sure the child really has an interest in it and not only you. Cheers.

    1. Re:My son is 28 months, using happily a computer. by jameswing · · Score: 1

      I guess I should have mentioned the supervision part in my original post, and not left it for people to assume.

  180. Comfy Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My 22-month old has enjoyed the Easy PC system (http://www.comfyland.com/system) since he was 8 months old. The keyboard is very durable and is a simple USB connection (it looks like a standard USB keyboard to the computer, so no drivers are required). He would rather use the big keyboard that mommy and daddy use, but his keyboard is better than nothing.

    The keyboard comes with one simple game (and is overpriced IMO), but other games can be purchased, making it a more cost effective system. The games are marketed in the 1-3 year range and 3-5 year range.

    The downside to this system is that all of the software checks for the CD to be in the drive, which is frustrating if you want to make multiple games available (I was thinking of writing a VB program that would allow the child to choose which game to play, but that assumes no CD swapping is necessary). I'm sure I can find a way around this eventually, but the general availability of noCD patches on the internet does not currently extend to these programs.

    Also, at 22-months, the (optical) mouse is a pretty light, not an input device. He notices that it can make a big initial change (turn off screen-saver), but otherwise uses the keyboard. By 4, most kids understand and can use a mouse, but 2 may be too young for most kids.

  181. Re:Geez...what a way to force stuff on your kid... by Uber+Banker · · Score: 1

    Children really need engaging and giving them some mysterious electronic box that will likely hypnotize them is a dangerous thing. This also goes for TV. Introduce the kid to other kids. Give them a normal life and not one where they spend their childhood staring at some tv screen or some computer screen. If you let children follow their own path (with some guidance of course), you tend to get some pretty amazing results.

    Bravo Sir, well said.

  182. Starting at 12 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kids should get a computer from 12 years on and no earlier. If not, they will for sure get serious brain-damage. (If they get the PC at 12 or later, they will probably only get a miserable puberty and some personality disorder, which is okay because most people have it. Don't give your kid access to firearms when it has a computer, though.)

  183. My 2 year old loves iphone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My daughter is totally fluent in using the iphone. Only problem is that she knows how to get the thing out of airplane mode...

  184. Try an eMate by rolandw · · Score: 1

    When my 18 month daughter waned to press the keys on my laptop as I worked I pulled out an eMate and set it up for her. Hours of fun drawing and scribbling ensued and now, some 4 years later, she's up to writing letters and email and the like. Sadly the eMate isn't that good at visiting CBBC or CeeBeeBies because there's no colour and no flash but its still working brilliantly.

    There are plenty of eMates on eBay: http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?from=R40&_trksid=m37.l1313&satitle=emate&category0=

    Jobs really screwed up when he pulled the Newton programme.

  185. Cheap desktops are fine by Loki_666 · · Score: 0

    I say cheap because they should be, although for some reason the mother-in-law bought my son when he was 3 a computer that was more powerful than my gaming beast in every area except graphics (and still quite decent at that).

    Both son and daughter were doing the "which animals make noises" type games at 2 or earlier, and son now at 4 is playing Spore quite happliy (and creating some of the strangest creatures you can imagine... out of H.P. Lovecraft!, and sending them into the water until the monster comes up), Quake 3 (jumping from pillar to pillar to get the mega health, and swiming down until out of air), Sims 2 (making the Sim swim until he drowns), and just loaded for him GTA3-SA (his first idea... you got it, jumping the guy into the river and swiming down until he drowns).

    Now this may give you the impression that my son is a deranged manic with a fetish for drowning things... you would be wrong, that would be my daughter. My son just loves swimming and cant seem to get the concept that the characters can run out of air/energy.

    Still, this is quite impressive for a 4 year old and my daughter is only 2.5 and can do some good stuff as well.

    So, back to the point of it all, why restrict your kid to a small fragile netbook? Give them the full desktop experience, im sure they will love you for it.

    Only caveat here - be prepared to buy mice and keyboards (another reason for not getting a laptop/netbook). My son is on his 4th mouse due to extreme use and two keyboards have died due to excessive spillage of juices.

  186. Meh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess I'll put the ski mask away. I totally read the subject as you were giving out computers in exchange for children.

  187. Get the OLPC by mich.linux.guy · · Score: 1

    OLPCs are made to take a lot of abuse. There aren't many openings for kids to pour fluids or sand in. The solid state disk holds up well for obvious reasons. The dual mode display even works in bright sunlight.
    If you want to use it as a "real" laptop, just add the xfce desktop package and add a .xinitrc file to bring it up instead of the "sugar" interface for kids. This is all well documented on the olpc wiki site, so don't responds with any whining!
    My kids (14,8,4) use this all the time and love it. The four year old can type words and have the computer say them. It is a big help in teaching him reading. All kids are different and your two year old may or may not enjoy the laptop now, but will grow into it.

  188. Free progs: childsplay gcompris and tuxpaint by totierne · · Score: 1

    also tux typing (?) and maths from tux for kids.

    We have some (Russian) bought programs and lots of Movies/DVDs - he has not gone on the internet/youtube/flash programs yet. (He is 2 years 2 months - flashcards on childsplay was the first thing he used at 20 months).

    I guess putting our 9 year old pc on the ground our maybe leave a 20 year Amiga out on the ground for him to destroy is next.

    1. Re:Free progs: childsplay gcompris and tuxpaint by totierne · · Score: 1

      He just started on sprites in squeak - shows what a pretty icon can do for you!

  189. My experience by tfm55x · · Score: 1

    I built my 4 year old daughter and 2 1/2 year old son a desktop PC with the VIA artigo kit and an LCD monitor, and installed Ubuntu on it. I run the browser through the Dan's Guardian proxy server. The computer is set up in our den, where my wife and I are able to both interact with the kids, and supervise their usage. We limit them to pbskids.org, and nickjr.com. I added some code to the firefox start script that checks for a flag file /tmp/notrightnow, and plays an ogg file of me saying 'not right now kids, maybe later' before exiting, and am working on crontabs to schedule usage times. I think you'd find that a laptop is perhaps too delicate for little hands, and although the little artigo PC is small, it is not portable, so the kids have to stay where they can be supervised. One drawback is that the Nick Jr. website has flash video clips from their TV shows. When the kids get into the clips, we nudge them back to the games. Our intent is to not have the computer turn into another passive video viewing outlet. One other benefit is that I have the kid's computer configured into a print queue on one of my servers. My daughter prints out coloring pages that the different sites offer.

    Before we bought the computer for the kids, we gave them the Leap Frog ClickStart, which teaches basic keyboard and mousing skills, as well as spelling, letter, and number recognition. It may be a good starting point for your 2 year-old, but of course your mileage may vary.

    I did intentionally start the kids out on a Linux box, and for several reasons. It does a much better job with lower-powered hardware, it is less prone to malware, and it also is cheaper than a windows license.

  190. Stick with the DS by bartyboy · · Score: 1

    My son (who just turned 3) has been playing the DS for about 6 or 8 months now. There's some teaching involved on how to handle the hardware - don't poke the screen, don't open the hinge 180 degrees, don't touch the top screen with the stylus - but I don't worry anymore when he plays with it.

    Here are some kid-appropriate games he plays:

    - Crayola Treasure Adventures. Coloring games, join-the-numbers and great music. 4/5
    - Smart Boys Gameroom. Puzzles, music games, counting games. Probably the most educational. 5/5
    - Clubhouse Games. 42 old-school games - he plays bowling, shake the bottle, darts, hangman (called balloons) and many others. 4/5
    - Meteos. Loses interest in it after a while. 2/5

    I also tried out a number of other games that he may have been interested in. There was a Diego title that seemed too advanced for him, and I tried out the DS Interactive Storybook series but was not impressed by it (In the story of the 3 little pigs, the wolf or the pig call each other "idiot". I don't need my 3 year old learning insults.)

  191. Reading Books on a Computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are some very high quality Children's books available on DVD that are not quite what you would call a game and not just a video. My daughter and I enjoyed them very much at the age of your child; we used our desktop. While the OP sounds like he wants something that could be used unsupervised, these books probably aren't going to work out well to start at that age. However, they a great opportunity to spend time together that you will remember fondly years from now. One manufacturer is Broderbund; you can find them on Amazon searching for "living books."

  192. my kid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My kid was 4 when I bought EEPC and she liked it a lot. She still likes Tuxpaint.

  193. Buy him books by lee+n.+field · · Score: 1

    Buy books, read them to him. This will be way better than having him much with an ADD inducing appliance.

  194. EeePC for 4 year old is ok by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As everyone else here seems to think I also consider a 2 year old as
    too young. I bought EeePc to my 4 year old son which is almost a
    prodigy (at least compared to his mates at kindergarden ;) ) and he
    plays with some of the games and mostly wants to go to some childrens
    sites to play flashgames. He knows how the get to those sites because
    they are in the bookmarks and he almost reads (and knows the
    favicons).

    His little brother is two and doesn't know how to use the machine
    independently. At the moment all he does is watch 'Cars' -trailer
    or some movie I've put in. He doesn't USE the machine. For him it's a
    little television.

  195. Mac by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I gave my 2 year old an old IMac. I watch her while working, but she's already proficient with a mouse, and is able to click on the programs she wants to use. Mostly Tux paint. She knows what templates she wants, loads them and knows what colors to work with. In addition to that, her favorite Youtube videos are search able, and then she knows what icons to click on for that. It's more than just being interested in lights and sound, she's into the computer. But do not allow unfettered access as it's not a replacement for time with you, and the keys could be a choking hazard. Depending on what you have access to, you could always remove the keyboard, and use a wireless one.

  196. Chumby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bought myself a chumby when my son was 2 years old, which he loved. Main interface is the touchscreen, from which he can browse & play kids flash widgets which I've found on the net. Tought him a lot, much easier than mouse or touchpad at that age. I did have to teach him to stop hitting my laptop screen afterwards.

  197. A computer for an almost-two-year-old? by dskoll · · Score: 1

    What a stupid question.

    Young' kids brains are still forming and very malleable until they're at least 7 or 8. Do you really want to expose such a young brain to a lot of computer use? I think that's almost child abuse.

    I don't say ban kids from using computers. But wait until they're 5 or 6 at least, for crying out loud.

  198. My son enjoys his EEE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After my son (also 2 Years old) showed a lot of interest in one of my laptops I got him an EEE 701. He can't type anything that makes sense yet, because of course he can't read or write. But he can use the track pad, and enjoys mimicking his Dad - his first Word document (Open Office really) and first drawing done on my PDA using a stylus will be kept with the other treasured keepsakes of his childhood. I wanted him to be a comfortable around computers and other tools. He has safe play hammers, spanners etc., pretend steering wheel, and I see the EEE in a similar vein (I don't yet allow him to use it when plugged into the mains, and it is a toy I currently only let him play with when supervised). One responder considered the keys on a laptop to be a choking hazard, and of course each parent or guardian must assess the risk for themselves, but so far my son has shown no interest in ripping the keys off.

    In terms of the actual question asked:
    Yes - the EEE is pretty sturdy and stood up really well to being accidentally dropped. It also cleaned up nicely when he vomited over the keyboard.
    I wouldn't worry about the software yet, as like other people have mentioned, he probably won't really understand much of what is going just yet. Though that being said, with some assistance he has enjoyed Video conferencing with his Gran.

  199. Same here by dajak · · Score: 1

    I wonder how many of the people here suggesting that you need to spend more time with the kid have actually raised children themselves. That is: not having a significant other assigned to the children nearly full time. Children do need to learn to entertain themselves, and preferably not with television.

    I also have a 2 year old that uses my computer. He can control avatars (both platform games and 3d) with mouse and cursor buttons and he can type a few words (and spell out anything he sees). He's not a child prodigy; I taught him that in the lots of time I spend with him.

    He can unfortunately also start it up and shut it down, switch between applications, delete and move files, etc. And he uses my computer while I am not watching. Most important requirement for software for him is that it locks down the keyboard. And I need to remember to put it in sleep mode if I walk away for a moment.

    He has never damaged anything physical, so I don't see a need for ruggedness sofar.

    1. Re:Same here by jameswing · · Score: 1

      He can unfortunately also start it up and shut it down, switch between applications, delete and move files, etc. And he uses my computer while I am not watching.

      That't the reason that I wanted to get something that was "his", so that if he did mangel it I just had to reinstall it, not everything on the ones that my wife and I use.

  200. Wait for a few Years by bobaferret · · Score: 1

    They really don't care at the age of 2. At about 5 years of age they can start having some real fun with PBSkids.org. I would suggest that you DON'T get a laptop. Kids like the big screen, and their fine motor skills like big buttons and big mouse movements. In a perfect world, get an iMAC and put tux paint, konegregate.com puzzle games, and some scrolling games on it. Show them how to use textedit and the Start Speaking Text. 5 -7 years of age seems to be when kids really start having fun with them, and not just random pounding. pbskids.org works at about 4. Laptops can be dropped and spilled on.

    These are just my observations of what my kid has liked and done.

    The flops I've had include "Windows" and Lego mindstorms. He can build things, he just can't put together something by himself that will work. He loves watching the things I put together, but at this age (early 7) they are still easily overwhelmed by blank slates.
         

  201. AD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interested In EletrÃnical Toys? him or you?

    let him play football, basketball or samething like that or we have one mor fat child in the world!

  202. Why laptop? by lameruga · · Score: 1

    IMHO, most laptops are too fragile or dangerous for kids (small parts, heavy weight) and too expensive for parents. And they are not ergonomic - small keys and touchpads are not suitable for children, regular mice / keyboards are better. Then my son was about 2 years old, I just installed for him an old computer (PIII 800MHz) with Edubuntu. Edubuntu comes with excellent GCompris education suite, which also contains activities suitable for 2-3 year old children. Make sure to pick a small enough mouse, and simple keyboard (without all small multimedia keys, in other words, old one).

  203. Do as i did... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just go and look for an old CRT touchscreen 19" size for $20.00 put it in my computer (ON A SECOND VIDEO CARD) and make a quick simple VB program wich load videos and music from my computer, some EASY games, some TEACH apps and of course YOU TUBE videos of sesame street, pocoyo, TMNT, Mickey Mouse House, and some others of the intrest of my kids.
    The internet browser option is under parent code because i want to see what is browsing my kid but he sometimes want to see some weird things i don't have in my HD. (Try searching youtube for "cangrejo cocotero").
    Both kids (3.5 and 1.5 years) are happy (when not fighting) and i can use my keyboard to do my work :)

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  204. What works for me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've got an old P3 600 with EduBuntu on it. My 5-yr-old LOVES TuxPaint, Compiz (I THINK that's what comes with it) and plays other approved flash games on the web (Bob the Builder, etc.).

    My 2-yr-old uses the same PC and has one of those Fisher Price toy keyboards that overlays the main keyboard, and makes shapes, etc. Cost like $25, which is alot, but a LOT less than a UMPC. The PC-only software that comes with it runs great under VirtualBox. Obviously it requires some setup from me beforehand, but it does the job.

    A UMPC solely for a 2-yr-old is a BAD idea on a number of levels. If the parent wants one, they should get one, but don't use the kid as an excuse to do so!

  205. Clickstart by faronem · · Score: 1

    We went through a similar thinking and I'm very very glad we did two things.

    First, we got our 1 year olds a broken standalone keyboard not connected to anything. It taught some basic keystroke concepts and gave us a way to tell them to be careful with their computer, as well as keep them engaged in imitative play while we were typing away.
    And they could beat the crap out of it without worry.

    Second, at 2 years we got a Clickstart (http://www.leapfrog.com/en/shop/special_offers/clickstart_offer.html). This thing is nearly indestructible, teaches basic mouse skills, teaches color and letter recognition, and is highly interactive. There are also commercial disc 'plugins' for it such as Dora, Nemo, etc. The kids absolutely love 'their computer'.
    It's not a laptop, but it has an IR transmitter so it's portable in a limited sense. It's also very cheap (well under US100) and requires RCA A/V out.

    Any real laptop would be destroyed by now--and our kids are fairly gentle with gadgets...but lets just say...soup happens.
    And throwup.

    And then we let the kids use the Mac Books to play flash games on PBSKids, NickJR, and Starfall.

  206. C64 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At that age I was playing KinderComp on my dad's Commodore 64. I think you should look in to something similar.

  207. TV computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some NES/Famicom clones, or TV computers, are very affordable educational computers, designed for kids in developing countries:

    http://research.playpower.org/tiki-index.php?page=Playpower+Platform [playpower.org]

  208. Just a thought by runswithbeer · · Score: 1

    I have 2 Grand-Nephews aged 4 and 6. Both have had their own " laptops" for a year. They have VTech learning laptops. They play with them more than anything else other than maybe their VSmile game. So to the naysayers I would say Unless you know the OP and their child personally S2. To the OP check out the VTech laptop . they run about 40.00 here, and as I recall have extra "cards" available as the child ages. A word of caution though. You may be creating a monster. About 15 months ago I was working on one of my sisters computers. While waiting for it to run this or download that I was playing Majoong on the other one, Actually it was the one that I had installed edubuntu on for the boys (she is raising her Grandsons). The boys came in and were watching. The conversation ran "What cha doing Uncle?" working on Nana's computer. "Whats that?" Majoong. " Can we play?" I dont know its kinda hard. (insert BIG blue eyes and pouty stuckout lip) PLEASE. OK let me finish this game. So both took their turns helping me play majoong. AND they were pretty good at it. Now everytime we see them or when Papa is on the computer they ask, " Can we play Majoong?

  209. my two kids did fine on old computers by tasbury · · Score: 1

    I have a girl 10 and a boy 8. They both started out, at 18 months or so, sitting on my lap playing things like the Fisher-Price games for toddlers. No particular skill with mouse or keyboard required.

    They gradually moved on to the Reader Rabbit and Jumpstart educational titles, KidPix (huge for years, mostly because of the music and text-to-speech), and the Humongous adventures (my personal favorites). Now, a lot of their computer time is spent on-line (we do some in-house content filtering), youtube, webkinz, highlightskids.

    For hardware, I always went for old and cheap-to-free windows boxes, and I think that was a good way to go: the keyboard gets full of cracker crumbs and apple juice, cds get scratched, and any non-optical mouse will get gummed up in a hurry. The best cd based games ran on old pentiums just fine anyway, and flash based games and videos seem to do ok on not much more.

    They are both social, physically active, and good students.

  210. EeePC by DiscoverySound · · Score: 1

    Go with the EeePC. It would be perfect for a child do learn on. It is very durable in the case it is dropped and the tiny keyboard would probably be perfect size for those little fingers. I bought one for my son and it has greatly increased his interest for computers without reformatting mine.

    --
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  211. Childplay by jameswing · · Score: 1

    do you have a link for Childplay?

  212. Don't Forget Safety by Dwight+Sage · · Score: 1

    I have a 2 1/2 year old daughter who loves to play with computers, remotes, etc. We tried letting her play with an old laptop when she was younger and it took her about 10 minutes to begin pulling the keys off the keyboard, which immediately became a choking hazard.

  213. Try a touchscreen by mlawmlaw · · Score: 1

    I gave my wife a dell laptop that has a stylus pen and a touch screen. When she hasn't been using it, my two year old has been for a few months. Her favorite site is starfall.com. She does the alphabet games on there and even has graduated to some of the spelling games.

    She's not using the keyboard or the mouse, but it was surprising how quickly she learned how to click, drag and move items on the screen using the pen.

  214. 2-and-a-half is old enough, and a EEE works fine. by Saoshyant · · Score: 1

    I can say from experience. My daughter got her EEE for Christmas last year, she was 2-years-7-months. She hasn't broken it, and she very quickly developed the skills she needed to operate it effectively. Teaching her was a great excuse to spend time together. It was actually good for me too -- it's instructive to have to unlearn everything to the point where you can explain to a child that young. Now, a year later, she turns it on, waits for the red X to disappear indicating that wireless is up, starts up the browser, and then uses the address drop-down to find the site she wants to go to (she's memorized the shape of the address for each one). She goes to CBC kids, PBS kids, TotLOL, etc. She also loves Tuxpaint.

  215. Use any old computer by danheretic · · Score: 1

    Don't spend any decent amount of money on the hardware. If you have spare machines lying around, even an old PII laptop, use it. It's going to get banged on and slobbered on. IMO, the best hardware to use is not a laptop, because they're just not sturdy enough. Use a desktop and an old solid keyboard, and plan on replacing and keyboard a few times. Same with the mouse, but don't plan on the kid using the mouse much at first.

    I was in the same place that you are, with my youngest. He had a PC keyboard from 1 year old onward. At age 2 he actually got a computer attached to it, because in truth, he was just as happy banging on a keyboard attached to nothing for a while. I used some old clunker I had in my garage, threw Windows XP on it, and loaded some baby games (plenty of them available as freeware for whatever OS you have). I set his computer up next to mine because most of the time, he just wanted to do what I was doing. At the time I didn't have a spare (or any) laptop, but even so I would not have used a laptop, much less a brand new one -- it would be wasted on one so young and probably broken to boot.

    I agree with you, the 'Learning Laptops' are really limited. However since they are plastic, portable and cheap, and much less complex to operate, they can be fun for the little tyke too. Consider getting both a plastic box that's flashy and beepy as well as a real PC.

    Your question was mostly about hardware so I won't go into detail about what software to put on, but there are a ton of educational games and activity software, some free, some not. Keep in mind that the best toys for children are often the simplest -- let your software be the equivalent of the cardboard box that came with the new fridge. Use MS Paint (or equivalent) for hours of entertainment (and then print it and put it on the fridge!). There was this great little freeware program I had that simply did random fireworks displays when any key was pressed. He loved it. One of the other things he loved best was a Powerpoint that I put together that simply had various images of butterflies on it (he loved butterflies). He would watch it for hours while playing!

    Your kid may or may not be a prodigy, it doesn't matter, exposure to technology will simply further encourage him if he that tendency, or bore him if not. It may be a passing phase so don't invest too much into it at first. My kid has had his own computer since age 2 and he has gradually developed more affinity for it. He's learned to navigate the menus (he's used both Windows and Linux and is comfortable in either) and long ago learned to open his own programs, save files, etc. He's now 7 and surfing the net regularly (learning to spell really was a breakthrough with computer usage!), of course with parental supervision. (His PC is still next to mine and in the family room -- in fact the home rule is any kid's computer, desktop or laptop, has to be in a public place to be online. Yes I have teenagers too and yes, their activity is monitored infrequently, communication happens frequently, and nothing is blocked.)

    The interesting thing is that he's to this day much more interested in legos, creating his own superhero costumes, scissors and glue and cardboard than with the computer.

  216. toughbook by rogerian · · Score: 1

    i would suggest a 'toughbook'

  217. Too early for a real PC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    look into buy 1 get 1 on Amazon. Good for kids here and in other countries and inexpensive