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  1. Re:Don't install this on non-english MS Windows on Unofficial Windows98SE Patch · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't install this on non-english versions of Microsoft Windows 98 Second Edition. I don't think it will really break anything, but at least you will get mixed languages all over the place.

    I find it ironic that he speaks this warning in English about the Non-English versions of Windows ;)

    (And please don't bother with the "Don't assume the people that have non-english versions of windows don't understand English, I'm not that dense! :P)

  2. Re:Patch for freeBSD. on Unofficial Windows98SE Patch · · Score: 2, Funny

    Get your patch for Microsoft here

    Cool!! We've started a recursive loop here! :D

  3. Re:Slashdotted on A Silent PC Solution? · · Score: 1

    I suggest we put the whole server and a cat inside a box.

    Or even better, put the cat inside one of those G4 Cubes and it can double as a bonsai kitten display :)

  4. Re:Not for all Blogger users... on Google's Gmail Goes Into Beta for Blogger Users · · Score: 4, Funny

    Dammit! what the hell am I supposed to do with this useless Blogger account now?

    How the hell should I know?! I'm still trying to work out what I'm going to do with this stupid slashdot account! :P

  5. Whoa! on Pearl, a Robot for the Elderly · · Score: 2, Funny

    Jesus Christ!! That looks like my sister's old Teddy Ruxpin after it got beat to shit!! :O

  6. Re:Happy Easter on Personalized Moon Crash · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Oh come on! Let's not ride our high horse, alright! You're talking about the same group who posts during Christmas, New Years, Memorial Day, 4th of July, Thanksgiving, and especially Valentine's Day :P

    ...or maybe I just outed myself on my posting habits... =)

  7. Re:imagine on Personalized Moon Crash · · Score: 1

    As long as you're not in charge, sure! :P

    Sorry, it seems that my Newton was acting up again, while I was writing that! :P

  8. Re:rather on Personalized Moon Crash · · Score: 1

    I think the moon would sucked into her gravitational field and absorbed, black hole style.

    dear god, you're right!! That scares me! What Pandora's box have I unleashed?! :O

  9. Re:fp? on Personalized Moon Crash · · Score: 1

    You're awfully nice. If i had my way, i would lob her to the sun >:)

  10. Re:fp? on Personalized Moon Crash · · Score: 1

    Did you marry a midget? Otherwise, you'll have to do a bit of work on getting your mother in law down to 10kg.

    You could always chop off her limbs...heck, the head alone would take off a good portion of weight ;)

  11. Re:How much does a A-bomb weigh? on Personalized Moon Crash · · Score: 2, Funny

    If we all chip in we could nuke the moon...

    D'oh!! We have to save those for the oncoming asteriods, you nitwit! :P

  12. Star Jones on Personalized Moon Crash · · Score: 2, Funny

    What would happen if we lobbed Star Jones towards the moon at 4000MPH? Would it shatter? Fwahahahaha! >:D

  13. imagine on Personalized Moon Crash · · Score: 4, Funny

    Imagine if people could so that repeatedly to spell something...like chairface did with that laser on the Tick :D

  14. Re:Sure, they can blow our money, but... on No EZ Fix For The IRS · · Score: 1

    Nah, they'll just put it towards the persidential campaign fund :P

  15. So what happened? on Installing Linux on a Dead Badger · · Score: 4, Funny

    Was the dead horse unavailable for the project, so you had to settle for the badger? :P

  16. Re:Oh boy! on Commodore BBSes Return using the Internet. · · Score: 1

    Just what the world needs-- more underpowered computers connected to the internet so that we can all DoS *ahem* I mean Slashdot them.

    Yeah, it's sure good to know that things haven't changed as far as underpowered computers connecting on the Internet...makes me want to hook my fishbowl to it :>

  17. Oh crap!!! on Omniscience Protocol · · Score: 1

    OMFG!!! it's time for me to delete the old MP3/w4r3z/pr0n on the HD!!!

    Wait, April Fool's? *phew* I got scared there, now I can take care of some business to kick off the day :D

    Now I trust that the federales won't REALLY go after me today, cause that would be evil :)

  18. Re:Real writing recognition? on Gates: Hardware, Not Software, Will Be Free · · Score: 1

    Pffffft!! *chucks his Newton at you* :P

  19. Re:Two Faced Slashdot on Microsoft FUD Machine Aims at OpenOffice.org · · Score: 1

    Hey Rupert Murdoch, is that you??

  20. Re:OMG MS FUD?!?!?! on Microsoft FUD Machine Aims at OpenOffice.org · · Score: 1

    umm...English please? :P

  21. Re:I call RTFA on Microsoft FUD Machine Aims at OpenOffice.org · · Score: 1

    DUPE! DUPE! OMFG!! RTFA....

    erm..nope, doesn't do anything for me.

  22. Another Perspective... on Microsoft FUD Machine Aims at OpenOffice.org · · Score: 1

    Well, who's fault is it for using proprietary file formats in attempt to lock everyone else out of the market?

    Well, whose fault is it for supporting this by using these programs that generate said proprietary file formats?

  23. Re:Next couple of ears? on Earth Acquires a Quasi-Moon · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... which will encircle us for the next couple of ears...

    I'm unfamiliar with this unit of measurement.


    Actually, to give you a better understanding heres a conversion table:

    1 ear = 2 eyes
    1 hand = 3 ears
    5 ears = 1 feet
    1 tongue = 1 ear

    or even as Mike Tyson shows us...

    a half ear = his teeth and mouth

    Class Dismissed!! :P

  24. Well on Always Look on the Bright Side of Life · · Score: -1, Redundant

    I for one, welcome our Messiah Overlords

  25. Re:Kind of sad... on Novell Makes More Open Source Moves · · Score: 4, Funny

    28.....50....all that really proves is that you two are a bunch of old farts who remember the bad ol' days :P