Slashdot Mirror


User: whiteranger99x

whiteranger99x's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
451
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 451

  1. Re:Why does this surprise me it is in California? on City Officials Almost Ban Foam Cups · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ah quit your bitching! As a Californian speaking, I'm proud to say that our state will literally break off from the rest of the US anyway....maybe to hang out with Hawaii. Alaska can come too.

  2. Re:Bad Idea on Fault Tolerant Shell · · Score: 1

    You couldn't have said it in better words. I mean, people using IE are used to each and every one of it's quirks, even if it happens to be "fault tolerant" by allowing badly formed HTML/JS/CSS/XML/etc to render the pages. Consequently they may think that Mozilla/Opera/Firefox/whatever aren't as good because they may not tolerate badly designed HTML/JS/CSS/etc as quietly.

  3. Another Clippy Moment on Fault Tolerant Shell · · Score: 1
    *poof*
    I see you're trying to vaporize your UNIX system. Would you like to:
    • Pay SCO $600 for rights to your Linux system
    • Download and Install a W4r3Z version of Windows XP (c'mon, everyone's doin it!)
  4. Re:Thirsty? on Manufacturing 1 PC Takes 1.8 Tons Of Raw Material · · Score: 1

    That's nothing, I get instant iced tea out of my faucet!

  5. Re:Trying to imagine worst possible cover on Star Wars DVD Cover Art Leaked · · Score: 1

    dont forget images of stormtroopers with walkie-talkies chasing Indiana Jones and Short Round in those mine cars. ;)

  6. Re:Love them more.. on Japanese Government Raids Microsoft Offices · · Score: 4, Funny

    Then out of no where .. Giant Robots!!

    Bill Gates: I call on MicrosoftZords!

    *observe cheezy stock footage of Internet Explorer, Office, Media Player, IIS, and DirectX robots prance around for next to forever and combine into XPMegaZord. Wields DRM Sword and Product Activation Shield*

    Officer: We send Godzilla, Mothra, and Barbara Striesand!

    Bill Gates: I call on .net!

    *more cheezy footage of previous robots joining .Net to become 133tH4x0rZord. Blasts opponent with bribery and FUD attacks*

  7. Re:1000 DVDs? on Suggestions for a DVD Video on Demand System? · · Score: 1

    Lemme guess, you work for them, don't you? Either that, or your bong was completely full of chronic recently.

  8. Re:1000 DVDs? on Suggestions for a DVD Video on Demand System? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sounds like you should try Blockbuster :)

  9. Initech looking good? on Orwellian Tech Support · · Score: 0, Funny

    Makes working for Initech seem good.

    "PC Load letter? What the fuck does THAT mean?!"

    Oh and don't forget the cover sheet for those TPS Reports :P

  10. Re:2 words... on GameSpot Recaps 25-Year History of SNK · · Score: 3, Funny

    Kick, one two! Slice, one two! C'mon you hussies, you want to be in "A Chorus Line" or what?
    I was thinking more along the lines of this ;)

    Hayatatatacha!

    Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind
    If you wanna test me, I'm sure you'll find
    The things I'll teach ya is sure to beat ya
    But nevertheless you'll get a lesson from teacher

    Kick - Punch - Chop - Block
    Once more now
    Kick - Punch - Chop - Block

    Don't get cocky, it's gonna get rock
    We gonna move down to the next ya jockey now

    Duck - Jump - Turn - Pose
    Listen carefully
    Jump - Pose - Duck - And turn

    Hm, yeah I see you're gettin' better
    Kick to the limit in order to get her now

    Kick, punch - Chop, block - Chop, kick - Punch, block
    It's gonna get harder now
    Duck and jump - Turn and pose - Duck and turn - Jump and punch

    Come on now, why don'tcha follow my words
    Because we're almost done, I'll make it easy at first
    I wanna see if you wanna see what it takes
    To be the man with the master plan
    Are you the man now?

    Kick, punch, block
    Chop, kick, block
    Block, turn, and kick it
    Block, duck, punch
    Duck, duck, turn
    Jump, kick, chop
    Punch, punch, punch

    Hatatatacha! That's it for today.
    Good job, Parappa, you can go on to the next stage.

  11. Re:DAMNIT! Now I've been found out! on Amazon.com Pierces Reviewer Anonymity · · Score: 1

    well YEAH, that was the idea! ;)

  12. DAMNIT! Now I've been found out! on Amazon.com Pierces Reviewer Anonymity · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thought I clicked that post anonymous button! :P

  13. Re:Let's just hope... for our sakes... on Amazon.com Pierces Reviewer Anonymity · · Score: 1

    Slashdot never suffers a glitch when it comes to Anonymous Cowards like me.

    As another slashdotter who hides behind anonymity, I want to tell you that you smell like pea soup and you can't do anything about cause im unknown! :P

  14. Something like what sony did? on Amazon.com Pierces Reviewer Anonymity · · Score: 5, Informative

    If I recall correctly, Sony got nailed for using a fake critic by the name of David Manning to doctor favorable reviews for their just released movies

    It would not surprise me if authors were INDEED promoting their own works courtesy of public forums like amazon and the like.

  15. Re:WOW on Desktop Linux Share Overtaking Macintosh · · Score: 5, Funny

    And in 2302 ...

    We'll be used as batteries for our robotic overlords, whom I for one welcome :P

  16. Re:The installation review is really impressive on Shuttle XPC Linux Network Appliance · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There's one problem, your analogy is a little off kilter. Basically what he tried to do in Linux is the equivalent of changing the drive letter in Windows XP, not fiddling with a system file or the registry.

  17. Re:Well it's a start... on GEOS Available for Download After 18 Years · · Score: 1

    Hey, ya gotta start somewhere :) It's not like anyone is going to create the next Doom, Unreal, Final Fantasy, etc. on their first try...i know, i tried LOL ;)

  18. Re:Well it's a start... on GEOS Available for Download After 18 Years · · Score: 1

    Admittedly, I cant say that I had (let alone used) SEUCK, but I remember that I had this software for Winblows 3.1 called Klik N Play which in essence did the same thing....thing is, i'll be damned if i remember anything I made that was worth spending more than 10 seconds on :P

    Of course, maybe it's a sign that I should maybe, just maybe learn how to do real programming *sigh*

  19. Re:Call me flamebait... on GEOS Available for Download After 18 Years · · Score: 1

    FLAMEBAIT! :P

    Actually, that whole "news for nerds" label is really more subjective than objective as far as I'm concerned. Even then, there's no need for you to proclaim that you're foregoing a slashdot subscription. Heck, i'd rather put the money to good use...like a combo meal at McD's for lunch :P

  20. Re:What the hell...? on GEOS Available for Download After 18 Years · · Score: 1

    not only that, they must've optimized it to hell, seeing as they can run it on a C64 :D

  21. Re:lemme see if i remember... on GEOS Available for Download After 18 Years · · Score: 1

    Excellent...

    yep, i knew i wasn't going to get 2 for 2 correct. =)

  22. Re:How's the bandwidth in Afghanistan these days? on GEOS Available for Download After 18 Years · · Score: 3, Funny

    yeah, now Junis or Akbar or whoever you refer to can watch it through PETSCIIlib :P

  23. Re:Looks like... on GEOS Available for Download After 18 Years · · Score: 4, Funny

    yeah, if i recall, i believe all the C64 users tried this:

    LOAD"GETGEOSPROGRAM",8,1

    And got

    LOADING "GETGEOSPROGRAM"
    SORRY WE'RE SLASHDOTTED ERROR
    READY.

  24. Re:lemme see if i remember... on GEOS Available for Download After 18 Years · · Score: 1

    here it goes...

    if i recall correctly, the ",8" had to do with the device number (disk drives were typically 8, but i believe 9,10, and 11 could be addressed for additional disk drives as well.)

    as for the ",1", i believe that loaded the program in machine language...or not, i forget :P

  25. Re:Yeeesh, take a chill pill people! on SimpleTech Announces 8GB Compact Flash Card · · Score: 1

    well that too ;)

    sorry, my brain isn't fully awake yet to think these things through 8-}