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Earth Acquires a Quasi-Moon

richard_za writes "Earth has acquired a so called quasi-moon, an asteroid: 2003 YN1, which will encircle us for the next couple of years while it orbits the sun on a horse-shoe shaped path. Full story on News24. It was found by team led by Paul Chodas, an asteroid specialist at Nasa's Jet Propulsion Laboratory in California. An orbit simulation can be seen in this Java applet."

258 comments

  1. no reg link... by sweeney37 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's a link to Discovery Channel's coverage without the need for registration.

    Mike

    1. Re:no reg link... by lordrich · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The Discovery article says that New Scientist magazine reported it Saturday, making it sound like a new discovery. But then it goes on to say it's been around since 1996. So how is this news?

    2. Re:no reg link... by JPriest · · Score: 1

      This is a find which has again inspired me to put up with the moon song

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    3. Re:no reg link... by Xilman · · Score: 1
      The Discovery article says that New Scientist magazine reported it Saturday, making it sound like a new discovery. But then it goes on to say it's been around since 1996. So how is this news?

      Mathematics and physics applied to observations.

      It may well have been discovered recently, but if enough of its orbit has been observed, it's possible to calculate where it has been in the past. In particular, it's possible to see where it's been since 1996 or so.

      Paul

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    4. Re:no reg link... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your a dork, get help

    5. Re:no reg link... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it the same one that is mentioned here? http://slashdot.org/science/00/01/25/0826212.shtml

  2. Is it visible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Didn't want to break with tradition and RTFA, so, can I see it? Naked eye?

    1. Re:Is it visible? by dtl · · Score: 5, Informative

      According to the article, the magnitude is around 24. The best the human eye can see is about magnitude 5 given excellent conditions.

      It is essentially invisible unless you have a decent research telescope.

      More info on the astronomical magnitude scale can be found here :
      http://cfa-www.harvard.edu/icq/MagScale.html

    2. Re:Is it visible? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if we all shine our laser pointers at it? Will it be bright enough to see then?

    3. Re:Is it visible? by luna69 · · Score: 2, Informative
      I've seen down to a little better than m=6.8 in dark skies, and given the magnitude scale's logarithmic nature, that's a fair bit better than m=5. From cities, it's often impossible to see much better than m=3 or so.

      With a little more specificity, if this object is m=24, then it's about (24-7)=17 magnitudes fainter than the *best* that the human eye can do. To put that into perspective, given that five magnitudes of difference is about 100x difference in actual brightness (~2.5^5), a difference of 17 magnitudes is *roughly* 5.8E6 (2.5^17) times fainter than the human eye is capable seeing in optimal, dark-sky conditions.

      Also, see: International Dark-Sky Association

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  3. Obligatory SW Quote by OverlordQ · · Score: 5, Funny

    "That's no Moon!"

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    1. Re:Obligatory SW Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SW? What software are you referring to?

    2. Re:Obligatory SW Quote by aceat64 · · Score: 1, Informative

      SW = Star Wars. I hope you were joking, because that's just sad.

    3. Re:Obligatory SW Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SW = SoftWare. I hope you were joking, because that's just sad.

    4. Re:Obligatory SW Quote by yotto · · Score: 1

      No, it's not a moon.

      The image on the discovery website is of Ida, the asteroid that was photographed a few years ago (By the Galileo spacecraft)

      Just FYI.

    5. Re:Obligatory SW Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not knowing what "SW" stands for is considered "sad"?

      Now THAT'S sad.

      Have fun on the computer, nrrrdboi...

    6. Re:Obligatory SW Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Greatest reason I finally watched Episode 1 after 4 years was Natalie Portman.

    7. Re:Obligatory SW Quote by aceat64 · · Score: 1

      No, what's sad is not being able to figure out what SW meant in that context.

    8. Re:Obligatory SW Quote by Tomble · · Score: 1

      That context being a post on Slashdot, yes? ;)

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  4. First... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First a new planet now a new moon

    1. Re:First... by GordoSlasher · · Score: 5, Funny

      Actually we had a new moon last weekend. It happens every 28 days...

  5. Next couple of ears? by Metallic+Matty · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... which will encircle us for the next couple of ears...

    I'm unfamiliar with this unit of measurement.

    1. Re:Next couple of ears? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think it might be a Ferengi unit of measurement?

    2. Re:Next couple of ears? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Final front-ear?

    3. Re:Next couple of ears? by gmac63 · · Score: 5, Funny

      JFYI,

      Its a Biological measurement. Closely akin to the (distance/orbit^2)/r*(1 - n) mosquitos travel when they are in audible range (where r is the rate of travel and n is the number of mosquitos in any given area^3).

      Thought that would help.

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    4. Re:Next couple of ears? by Roofus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Think of it as 1/10 of a Volkswagon .

      Dimensional analysis be damned! This is Slashdot, I can mix units of length and time if I please.

    5. Re:Next couple of ears? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's measured in units of "Cerumens".

    6. Re:Next couple of ears? by Da+Fokka · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's about half a library of congress.

    7. Re:Next couple of ears? by biet · · Score: 1

      Well I think it's meant that it will encircle the earth with a couple of ears... Will Disney create the first astro-ad ???

    8. Re:Next couple of ears? by whiteranger99x · · Score: 4, Funny

      ... which will encircle us for the next couple of ears...

      I'm unfamiliar with this unit of measurement.


      Actually, to give you a better understanding heres a conversion table:

      1 ear = 2 eyes
      1 hand = 3 ears
      5 ears = 1 feet
      1 tongue = 1 ear

      or even as Mike Tyson shows us...

      a half ear = his teeth and mouth

      Class Dismissed!! :P

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    9. Re:Next couple of ears? by djupedal · · Score: 1

      And that's a good thing, since I only have two to work with...

    10. Re:Next couple of ears? by asink · · Score: 2, Interesting

      An 'ear' is shorthand for an earful. It is a rather subjective form of measurement. In other words, they are saying that scientists will bore more than a few people to death before the meteor drifts off. This phenomena is similar to what happened over hale-bop, where those scientists bored that entire cult to death!

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    11. Re:Next couple of ears? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they're referring to the lifespan of this kitten.

    12. Re:Next couple of ears? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but what is it in Volkswagons?

    13. Re:Next couple of ears? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "area^3"? How many mosquitos fit into a hypersphere anyways?

    14. Re:Next couple of ears? by that_xmas · · Score: 1

      1 knee = 2 feet

      (Thanks Mr. Madden)

      [Why do I have to wait 20 seconds until I hit submit? I'm penalized because I'm a fast typer!]

    15. Re:Next couple of ears? by planarian · · Score: 1

      How many light-ears away is the nearest star?

    16. Re:Next couple of ears? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "[Why do I have to wait 20 seconds until I hit submit? I'm penalized because I'm a fast typer!]"

      Yes.

    17. Re:Next couple of ears? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bigger than a bread-basket.

    18. Re:Next couple of ears? by rabidcow · · Score: 1

      an eye for an eye and 5 ears for a foot?

    19. Re:Next couple of ears? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm glad I live in a metric country... I mean feet, yes, ok, but EARS? :))

  6. Cool! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We like the quasi-mooooon.

  7. Slashdotting java by Stevyn · · Score: 4, Funny

    Have you no remorse? It's one thing to slashdot a web page, but java? You can't rightly do that!

    Yeah I know, it's a joke. The class is just like any other static file.

    1. Re:Slashdotting java by Perky_Goth · · Score: 1

      Orbit diagram page temporarily unavailable due to high server load..

      neat...

    2. Re:Slashdotting java by TheHawke · · Score: 1

      Blasted Mongol hordes... Can't post a website on /. without getting invaded!

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  8. 'next couple of ears' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    How long is that in earth time?

  9. Editors, wake up. by Pollux · · Score: 4, Funny

    Earth has acquired a so called quasi-moon, an asteroid: 2003 YN1, which will encircle us for the next couple of ears .

    And exactly whose ears are we going to sacrifice to the asteroid god in order to have it here in our presence?

    1. Re:Editors, wake up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get two ears to the hogshead. I leave the rest of the conversion as an excercise for the reader.

    2. Re:Editors, wake up. by cgenman · · Score: 1
    3. Re:Editors, wake up. by mrdogi · · Score: 1
      And exactly whose ears are we going to sacrifice to the asteroid god in order to have it here in our presence?


      You DO mean "hear", don't you?

  10. News24? by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I've never heard of this site, but I expect you'll hear a lot of complaints...

    "KuduClub requires a small, monthly fee from US$2,95 or US$9.95 for the broadband package."

    At least the New York Times only steals your soul... this actually takes your money. Anyone have a link/text/whatever so we can read it?

    1. Re:News24? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It costs money, unless you heppen to be Seuth Effrican :)

  11. So it's not a threat by Space+cowboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Despite the warnings about only 2-body maths being used in the applet, it's too tempting not to run it forwards and backwards a bit just to see... It turns out the closest approach would have been roughly a week before it was noticed on Dec 8th 2003, at 0.0455 AU or ~6,807,000 km. A fair old distance :-)

    I guess it's not too often you get your own asteroid orbiting, but this is still going to be a looong way away for a lot of the time. Maybe when it does get close though, we can send something up to it - beats the hell out of going out to the Oort cloud, even if you do find a few planets along the way :-)

    Simon

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    Physicists get Hadrons!
    1. Re:So it's not a threat by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 4, Informative

      I think the "moon" label is very inaccurate. It's not orbiting anything but the Sun. It's also, as you noted, much farther away than our own moon. According to the Java applet (which is pretty cool, btw) the asteroid will be on the other side of the sun for a lot of the time (and even outside the orbit of Mars).

      Catchy, but misleading headline. Still pretty neat, though.

    2. Re:So it's not a threat by StarsAreAlsoFire · · Score: 1

      Not inaccurate at all. The Earth, the object and Sol are all REQUIRED elements to create the orbit that the object is in. Personally, I find these to be most incredibly interesting orbits. Not that I can calculate them or anything, without cheating (using other peoples software). So much for my degree in Astronautical Engineering I guess ;~)

      For fun and enlightenment, check out the nice space.com article on Cruithne http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/solarsystem/ second_moon_991029.html. Sounds like the same class of orbit.

    3. Re:So it's not a threat by MenTaLguY · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, believe it or not Luna's orbit is also more influenced by the Sun than the Earth -- if you trace out its path relative to the Sun, it makes an ellipse, not a ... bleah, forget the name of the shape. Anyway, there aren't any loops in evidence.

      From a mathematical standpoint, it would be more appropriate to say that Luna orbits the Sun, rather than that it orbits the Earth.

      That said, the Earth+Luna system still has a combined center of gravity which lies beneath the Earth's surface, so in that sense at least Luna is still Earth's satelite.

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    4. Re:So it's not a threat by simcop2387 · · Score: 0

      its looks to me that it'll run into mars almost on Sept 19-20th, 2036 anyone got some real answers on if this might hit Mars? if it does then i wonder if it'll have a better landing than some of our probes.

    5. Re:So it's not a threat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bleah, forget the name of the shape.

      Epicycle?

      Spirograph? :)
    6. Re:So it's not a threat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Actually, believe it or not Luna's orbit is also more influenced by the Sun than the Earth -- if you trace out its path relative to the Sun, it makes an ellipse, not a ... bleah, forget the name of the shape. Anyway, there aren't any loops in evidence.

      Actually not an ellipse, it's more like an ellipse-shaped ~13.5-agon. It really is!
  12. I wonder... by TexasDex · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What sort of eclipse can we expect from this? To experience a solar eclipse from a temporary sattelite would be a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

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    1. Re:I wonder... by raymo03 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't think it would even be possible to have an eclipse caused by such a (relatively) small object at that great a distance.

    2. Re:I wonder... by tverbeek · · Score: 4, Informative
      What sort of eclipse can we expect from this?

      The kind that you wouldn't be able to detect (except maybe by careful monitoring of the sun with a well-filtered telescope pointed at exactly the right spot). Imagine something much smaller than the moon and even farther away passing in front of the sun. That's what this is.

      To experience a solar eclipse from a temporary sattelite would be a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

      If it were noticeable. But temporary satellites (like the ISS) cast (highly-attenuated) shadows on the Earth every day.

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    3. Re:I wonder... by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1
      What sort of eclipse can we expect from this? To experience a solar eclipse from a temporary sattelite would be a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

      Given that it's only about 100 meters in diameter, seeing its eclipse would truly would a once-in-a-lifetime experience; in fact, your last experience. That's becuase to see a noticeable shadow you would have to be within a few kilometers of the asteroid. That would mean that it would be within a few milliseconds of impacting with multimegaton force in your general vicinity.

    4. Re:I wonder... by Beek · · Score: 1

      As others have already mentioned, it's something you can't observe anyway... But assume that it is big/close enough to barely blot out the sun. It wouldn't be nearly as spectacular as the solar eclipses involving the moon. The fact that the moon is perfectly spherical and covers the sun perfectly is what allows us to see the corona.

      Although an annular eclipse where the asteroid filled up 1/3 of the sun would look cool. Kinda like an eclipse by Phobos as seen from Mars.

    5. Re:I wonder... by 01dbs · · Score: 1

      Its orbit never crosses earth's orbit; it can never pass between earth and the sun. So it will never transit (eclipse) the sun.

    6. Re:I wonder... by raodin · · Score: 1

      According to the Java applet, this asteroid is never between the earth and the sun.. so it would be fairly difficult for it to occlude the sun.

  13. Applet Dying ..... by hot_Karls_bad_cavern · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here's the screenshot:


    O o .
    Sun:earth:new "moon"

    Not to scale. All rights reserved.

  14. For fuck's sake, parent comment is NOT. FUNNY. by James+A.+M.+Joyce · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Obligatory Star Wars, Obligatory Simpsons, Obligatory Futurama, Obligatory Family Guy and Obligatory bash.org quotes MUST FUCKING DIE. They're not funny anymore. It's an idiotic configuration of three words. Goddammit.

    1. Re:For fuck's sake, parent comment is NOT. FUNNY. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Watch it kid, or you'll be floating home"

    2. Re:For fuck's sake, parent comment is NOT. FUNNY. by TehHustler · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Flamebait, yes. Correct? Certainly.

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    3. Re:For fuck's sake, parent comment is NOT. FUNNY. by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      Yeah? Well Finnegans Wake isn't a much better configuration, so there!

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  15. "Our" moon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If it's orbiting the sun, then how can it be called "our" moon? Just because it's vaguely in our vicinity?

    1. Re:"Our" moon? by bunratty · · Score: 5, Informative

      Our plain old moon orbits the sun, too. The sun pulls on it with twice the force of the Earth. The Earth merely perturbs the moon's orbit around the sun enough to make it look wobbly. In fact I just found out that Earth's moon is unique in this respect by reading this page about planets and moons!

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    2. Re:"Our" moon? by ProfM · · Score: 1

      Well ... we do have a flag ...

    3. Re:"Our" moon? by charlieo88 · · Score: 1

      Wait, didn't our moon spin off into deep space five years ago, trapping the inhabitants of moonbase alpha, after a nuclear accident... er, um, ah, nevermind.

  16. Isn't it Cruithne??? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 4, Informative
    Doesn't the Earth already has a second moon, Cruithne???

    And this is a dupe from 4 years ago.

    Earth's Second Moon 2nd Moon Orbiting Earth Discovered

    1. Re:Isn't it Cruithne??? by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 5, Informative

      According to the Discovery Channel article linked elsewhere, 2003 YN17 is at least the fourth moon. The three others are the real moon (Luna, as some call it), Cruithne, and 2002 AA29.

      Have the other two left already/have there been others in the past?

    2. Re:Isn't it Cruithne??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Luna, as some call it

      You mean, like the millions of people who speak spanish natively or as a foreign language?

    3. Re:Isn't it Cruithne??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To make you understand the periodicity of the new moon, the story is cycling too.

    4. Re:Isn't it Cruithne??? by Pooua · · Score: 3, Informative
      Have the other two left already

      No, Cruithne is projected to be in our neighborhood for thousands of years.

      "Earth has a second moon, of sorts, and could have many others, according to three astronomers who did calculations to describe orbital motions at gravitational balance points in space that temporarily pull asteroids into bizarre orbits near our planet.

      "The 3-mile-wide (5-km) satellite, which takes 770 years to complete a horseshoe-shaped orbit around Earth, is called Cruithne and will remain in a suspended state around Earth for at least 5,000 years."

      Space.com: More Moons Around Earth? It's Not So Loony

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    5. Re:Isn't it Cruithne??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this is a dupe from 4 years ago

      I'm fairly sure i can barley remember last week. Much less 4 years ago!

      Really you MIGHT want to go do something else if you can actually remember an artical from 4 YEARS ago. A dup from yesterday or last week is probably not cool. But one from 4 years ago there are probably a FEW people who didnt see it.

      So calm down. Push back from the computer. Open the door step outside. (which im going to do right now)

  17. Is it an EVIL moon? by da3dAlus · · Score: 3, Funny

    Not even a little evil?
    QUASI-evil?
    The Diet Coke of evil?

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    1. Re:Is it an EVIL moon? by luna69 · · Score: 1

      > Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle
      > Motion.

      heh.

      smurfs are asexual.

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    2. Re:Is it an EVIL moon? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The Diet Coke of evil?"

      Diet Coke is evil. The only substance more evil than Diet Coke is caffeine-free diet Coke (the bottles look too similar through a hangover haze).

  18. How many ears will it take? by asink · · Score: 1

    I only have two, so I can only help so much.

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  19. Ears? by payndz · · Score: 3, Funny

    Would those be the final front-ears?

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  20. Obligatory Finding Nemo Quote by Da+Fokka · · Score: 1

    I'm a clownfish... I know funny!

  21. since 1996? by adam+mcmaster · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "Since 1996, its path has taken it round the earth, making it a quasi-satellite. This phase will last until 2006," the report said.
    if it's been in orbit since 1996, why has it only just been found? I'm quite curious
    1. Re:since 1996? by KD5YPT · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Space is big, asteroid is tiny compare to space. Plus with all those space junk up there, it's literally looking for a grain of pepper in a sea of salt.

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    2. Re:since 1996? by dangermouse · · Score: 1
      if it's been in orbit since 1996, why has it only just been found? I'm quite curious

      Take all of your socks out of their drawer. Put one sock from each pair back in the drawer. Now close your eyes, spin around, and fling the other ones 7,000,000 km in random directions. Spin around some more and open your eyes.

      Good luck finding matching socks.

    3. Re:since 1996? by The+Monster · · Score: 1
      if it's been in orbit since 1996, why has it only just been found?
      (Well, it isn't really 'in orbit'. If it were, it would stay that way indefinitely, not 'leave orbit' 10 years later.)

      Because it's really small. It was discovered when it was very close to its point of closest approach to the Earth. Since that time, it's been tracked well enough that it's possible to project that path into the future and the past to arrive at the 10-year 'phase' statement.

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    4. Re:since 1996? by Tango42 · · Score: 1

      " it's literally looking for a grain of pepper in a sea of salt." You can't use the word "literally" when refering to an analogy... it's complete nonsense.

    5. Re:since 1996? by Golias · · Score: 2, Funny

      But he meant it literally. If astronomers weren't so damn busy sifting through the salt on their dinner table for that grain of pepper, they probably would have spotted the asteroid sooner. :)

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    6. Re:since 1996? by STrinity · · Score: 1

      if it's been in orbit since 1996, why has it only just been found?

      Because it doesn't actually spend much time around Earth. It's really orbiting the sun in a path that coincides with ours. When it nears the Earth, our gravity grabs it, swings it around, and sends it back around the sun in the opposite direction.

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    7. Re:since 1996? by KD5YPT · · Score: 1

      Thank for pointing that out (no I'm not being sarcastic, I'm make those mistakes a lot.) but either way, what I meant to say was.
      "It was literally LIKE looking for a grain of pepper in a sea of salt."

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    8. Re:since 1996? by Tango42 · · Score: 1

      No, it is was not literally like it. It was metaphorically like it, or proverbially like it. Literally means it actually was that thing, so it can't be used in conjunction with similies.

    9. Re:since 1996? by sg_oneill · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      No I think the usage is correct , but strange.

      It sorta becomes a metaphor at the point like is used, but the "literally" is sorta saying "It reaaly really reaaly is like "

      Also. You assume all readers here speak english as a first language. And thats a bad assumption :)

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    10. Re:since 1996? by Tango42 · · Score: 1

      I don't assume anything. Just because English isn't your first language doesn't change the definitions of words. I am always more tolerant of mistakes if it looks like they aren't a native speaker, but in that case, I guessed he was (or at least an extremely good speaker).

  22. Horseshoe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "..while it orbits the sun on a horse-shoe shaped path..."

    If only Isac Newton knew this...

    1. Re:Horseshoe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, Isaac Newton was only talking about the 2 -body problem, not the general N-body problem. :)

    2. Re:Horseshoe? by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Nah, he'd still be scratching his head at the whole "precession of Mercury" thing.

  23. Re:Ears? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hahaha, did anyone else notice they typoed years into ears? Funneh!!!

  24. The moon (Luna) orbits the sun by jmlyle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...you insensitive clod....

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    1. Re:The moon (Luna) orbits the sun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes it does. But by your logic, the sun could be said to orbit earth. It goes around us, doesnt it? Heck, dont all the other planets "go around us? Dont they all orbit earth as well?

      Its easier to say that the moon revolves around earth, and if the earth didnt revolve around the sun, then the moon wouldnt either.

  25. send up something to it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where is this thing going after being here for a few years?
    Maybe it could be interesting to send up some equipment to it, and get it a long way without fuel costs.
    Maybe we can get interesting pictures from places we never thought would be any interesting.

    1. Re:send up something to it? by jeff+munkyfaces · · Score: 1

      it's orbiting the sun, very close to our own path

  26. SEND BRUCE WILLIS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    he'll know what to do

    1. Re:SEND BRUCE WILLIS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Send his hot daughter and soon-to-be son-in-law for hot space sex.

    2. Re:SEND BRUCE WILLIS by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      Hey, I liked Armageddon! It's been forever since Bruce Willis has been in a good comedy like that!

    3. Re:SEND BRUCE WILLIS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't as bad as people though... I mean, it did have scientific errors, but not as much as the Book of Genesis had.

  27. Re:Obligatory Matrix Quote by jspoon · · Score: 1

    Neo: "There is no Moon."

  28. Re:Obligatory Crocodile Dundee Quote by I+confirm+I'm+not+a · · Score: 4, Funny

    "...this is a Moon!"

    (shudders) Now dealing with mental image of naked Australian backsides...

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  29. Re:I wonder... (distributed astronomy) by G4from128k · · Score: 4, Informative

    There is an entire branch of astronomy that uses distributed observations to map the size and shapes of asteroids using occultations (eclipses with distant stars). When an asteroid passes in front a distant star, the star winks out and then reappears. Knowing the duration (start and stop times) of the occultation, the location of the observer, and the orbits of the Erath and asteroid lets people estimate the size and shape of the asteroid. International Occultation and Timing Association collects data from telescopes around the world (many in the hands of hobbyists) and uses the data to make these estimates.

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  30. Poor Server by SportyGeek · · Score: 1

    You just HAD to put the link in the description.....poor server. Orbit diagram page temporarily unavailable due to high server load. NEO Home Page

  31. It's as if.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    A single voice cried out in horror, and was suddenly silenced.

  32. Not the first "quasi-moon" for Earth by StupendousMan · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is the third asteroid we've found which has an orbit tied loosely to that of the Earth. The others are 3753 Cruithne and 2002 AA29. You can see pictures and applets and read about these other bodies at Paul Wiegert's web site:

    http://www.astro.uwo.ca/~wiegert/

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    1. Re:Not the first "quasi-moon" for Earth by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Well, maybe, but calling these asteroids moons of Earth is basically silly. This new one has an orbit that goes out past Mars, and merely passes within a few million km of the Earth's orbit at one point. Cruithne's orbit extends from about Mars' orbit into near Mercury's orbit, and doesn't ever really get close to Earth. Both of these orbits are significantly inclined to the ecliptic.

      Suggesting that they are somehow related to Earth is basically a sign that the writers are utterly clueless. Next we're going to read that Mars is a moon of Earth.

      Can't we get reports that are bit more informed than this?

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  33. Mod Parent Down, Link works fine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    troll.

  34. Did we Slashdotted NASA? by BohKnower · · Score: 2, Redundant

    It will be the first time I ever saw this.

    1. Re:Did we Slashdotted NASA? by Cheo · · Score: 5, Funny

      It looks like NASA has been Slashdotted
      "Orbit diagram page temporarily unavailable due to high server load."

    2. Re:Did we Slashdotted NASA? by ruronikenshin83 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Looks like we did slashdot NASA. I wonder if the government will look upon this as a concentrated Denial of Service attack on a government computer... (or rather, a government server) If so... well, see you guys at Guantanamo...

  35. space station by sploxx · · Score: 0

    Hey, let's change orbit of that thing and have another space station, this time on a real celestial body :)

    1. Re:space station by garyrich · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Also the first thing I thought of. Why the Hell not? How much delta-v would it take to push it into a stable orbit. Sounds like a better use of $$ than a lunar base. At least a lunar base as a jumping off point for Mars. This thing (or Cruithne) seem destined to become space stations at some point - why not now?

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    2. Re:space station by YetAnotherGeekGuy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hey, let's change orbit of that thing and have another space station

      Interesting idea, but we have no idea of what the consequences are of rearranging the momenta of the solar system, or any other "environmental" impacts. How would you make such a decision without adequate knowledge of the impacts?

      (Turns out that this body is scheduled to intercept an Asteroid, but because we messed with it, Bruce Willis dies in Armageddon).

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    3. Re:space station by Guppy06 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      "How much delta-v would it take to push it into a stable orbit."

      Probably just enough to trigger the "No nukes in space!" protesters.

    4. Re:space station by Ironsides · · Score: 1

      Interesting idea, but we have no idea of what the consequences are of rearranging the momenta of the solar system, or any other "environmental" impacts. How would you make such a decision without adequate knowledge of the impacts?

      If moving one tiny asteroid would bring any harm whatsoever, then the solarsystem would have been destroyed long ago. Shoemaker levy 9, the meteors that have hit the earth (think of all those craters), the moon, mars. Saying that moving this thing would upset the balance of the solarsystem would be like saying spraying a sing dandelion is going to cease oxygen production on this planet entirely.

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    5. Re:space station by Ironsides · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's not so much delta-v that would be a problem, as much as the reaction mass that would be the problem. m1*v1=m2*v2. The asteroid must weigh several thousand metreic tons at least. The amount of reaction mass necessary to change a 1 metric ton mass by 1 meter/second is 3.33 miligrams, assuming we shot those miligrams off at the speed of light. We are talking thousands of tons of asteroid and a much less efficient engine. Until we get nuclear rockets and a space elevator up, it probably wouldn't be economical. Unless we could use its (ralatively) close aproach to mars in 2015 to swing it around to the earth.

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    6. Re:space station by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we can land a probe on mars, we can certainly aquire a new moon. Oh, wait...

    7. Re:space station by anakin876 · · Score: 1

      why not build a device that mines the surface of the asteriod for reaction mass? Not convert to fuel (mebbe use solar power to run the launcher) and launch pellets from the surfact of the asteriod? Then you would decrease the mass of the asteroid (hopefully only slightly) while using chunks of the asteroid itself as a means to push it in the right direction? Yes it is crude, but perhaps a crude brute force solution would work better than trying to cram enough reaction mass into a rocket device from earth

    8. Re:space station by mors · · Score: 1

      Once you get to the asteroid, there is plenty of reaction mass available. Just throw off some of the asteroid itself, at high speed.

    9. Re:space station by Catbeller · · Score: 3, Informative

      You've described the mass driver, the standard asteroid/ore moving workhorse of the O'Neill/L5 space colonization effort.

      It works like this: picture a bucket on a recirculating rail. The rail is pretty long, hundreds of feet at least. The bucket meglevs along the rail.

      There would be at least three railguns on the asteroid, pointing away from the asteroid in opposing directions. Actual orientation is not that important, what is important is that the rails point away.

      In operation, the "bucket" stops at a point along the rail on the surface of the asteroid. Some mechanism plonks a pound or so of rock into the bucket. The bucket locks the material down.

      The bucket now electromagnetically moves away to the railgun run. On reaching it, it accelerates. At an approprate time, it releases the payload. The bucket slows down, and returns to the loading point.

      The process changes the the path of both the payload (reaction mass) and to the asteroid itself. Repeat this process millions of times, and you alter the asteroid's orbit.

      The beauty part of a mass driver is that it has no moving parts in contact. You just need something to shovel in the reaction mass, and electricity to run the linear accelerators.

      Asteroids can be moved in this manner. Rockets won't hack it, nor ion engines, nor nuclear explosions. Lack of control, or raw power.

      We could shape the orbits of these Earth grazers to bring them a little closer to home so that we can exploit them for raw materials to build habitats, build ships, build elevators.

      Space elevator projects require a large mass at the opposite end of the tether from the surface to anchor the cable. Asteroids have been suggested for the necessary mass. Mass drivers are the way to go if you want to get that mass.

    10. Re:space station by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      I don't know if this is reasonable, but a solar sail might be an acceptable source of thrust to alter the orbit.

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    11. Re:space station by YetAnotherGeekGuy · · Score: 1

      If moving one tiny asteroid would bring any harm whatsoever, then the solarsystem would have been destroyed long ago.

      And yet that's the whole point of the butterfly example and chaos theory. Listing examples of when a move didn't cause harm does not serve as proof that no move will cause harm. You can't prove the null hypothesis.

      Here's the fallacy of the assertion, above. Take the case of a revolver. Put one bullet in the 6th position away from indexing under the hammer. Does putting it to your head and pulling the trigger one time without incidence prove that no harm can ever come? Even , two, three, four, or five times?

      Just because the number of objects in our solar system is a large finite number and the relative mass of any one is insignificant, doesn't mean you can prove moving a single, specific one has no consequences. Yet, the burden of proof is on those who would advocate change. Good luck proving the null hypothesis.

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    12. Re:space station by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Interesting idea, but we have no idea of what the consequences are of rearranging the momenta of the solar system, or any other "environmental" impacts. How would you make such a decision without adequate knowledge of the impacts?

      Sure we do. The equations have already been figured out and are available from most university-level physics textbooks. It's not hard to calculate what the impact would be. However, after performing the calculations you'd likely find that the affect on the rest of the solar system to be zero, to any meaningful level of precision. The mass of this asteroid is probably no greater than 10^10 kilograms, based on its size. Wow! That's a lot. But compare this to the Moon, which has a mass of 7 * 10^22 kilograms. This asteroid has a mass of around 0.0000000000001 times that of the Moon. To compare this to the mass of the Earth, add in a couple more zeroes before the 1. Coincidentally, the mass of this asteroid is about the same mass as has entered the Earth's atmosphere (in the form of millions of tiny asteroids, dust particles, etc.) over the last 10,000 years.

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    13. Re:space station by schnarff · · Score: 1
      At least a lunar base as a jumping off point for Mars.
      Actually, I hate to break it to you, but it actually takes more delta-v to land something on the surface of the moon from LEO than to launch straight to Mars (6.0 km/s for the Moon vs. 4.5 km/s for Mars). While this seems counterintuitive at first, it makes sense once you realize that you need a bunch of delta-v to brake onto the Moon, which has no atmosphere, whereas you can aerobrake onto Mars.

      You might want to check out my web site, www.marsfaqs.info, which has a bunch of info on the subject (including what will be the Mars Society FAQ, once I can finally nag Robert Zubrin into approving it. :-)
    14. Re:space station by The+Bullroarer · · Score: 1

      By your reasoning, we shouldn't do anything, ever, because changing anything might cause a chain reaction that eventually destroys the universe.

      Take the classic butterfly example. According to chaos theory, a butterfly flapping its wings can eventually cause a change of weather on a global scale, and "eventually" is much sooner than we would think. Now, say I'm hiking down the trail, and I see a spider web. It's in my way, so I knock it down. (Let the spider build somewhere else.) However, five minutes after I pass, a butterfly flies through the space that was once occupied by the web. That butterfly continues to fly, and as a result (according to chaos theory), there is an additional hurricane in the Carribean that kills several people and destroys hundreds of homes, with property damage, etc.

      Or, say, that the butterfly continues to fly, and intstead of causing an additional hurricane, the flapping of its wings prevents a hurricane from reaching land! No homes, lives, or ships are destroyed.

      Demonstrably, we cannot predict all of the eventual consequences of our actions. This should give us pause for thought when we begin to exercise new powers whose consequences are insufficiently understood. But that should not keep us from doing something just because it might have disastrous consequences! Walking across the street, in that case, could have disastrous consequences!

      In any case, most of the folks here have watched/read too much SF. We all know an action has unpredictable consequences, but those that cannot possibly be evaluated should be ignored, lest the possibility destroy any chance of action at all. Sure, it might be possible to build mass drivers and alter the asteroid's orbit. But those things don't get designed and built overnight, especially not the first time. (SF books don't count.) Also, one has to imagine the massive amount of hardware that would have to be brought up. At this point, despite what Kim Stanley Robinson might have written, we do not have the ability to send robots to an asteroid and have them build everything they need from the raw materials they find. Building such things down here, and then sending them into space to be assembled is probably more than NASA can handle right now, given the current state of budget affairs, orbital shuttle repair research, Mars trips, etc. Nice thought, but we'll need at least 20 years of research before we're really ready for that sort of thing.

      Just my 00000010 cents.

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    15. Re:space station by YetAnotherGeekGuy · · Score: 1

      By your reasoning, we shouldn't do anything, ever

      That would be your conclusion, not mine. I'm just advocating that we at least understand the consequences, and take action to deal with them. No different that why we do environmental impact assessments before starting projects today.

      We all know an action has unpredictable consequences, but those that cannot possibly be evaluated should be ignored

      This has become an excuse to not think things through at all. Consider nuclear technology. The creation of nuclear waste was clearly forseeable, yet we jumped all over it without thought of how to deal with the consequences, and look at the mess we have created. We have thousands of "temporary" burial sites (many of them located on flood plains). Material with 1000 year half-life and no plan to take care of the problem after the 20 years of temporary storage are up. Are you advocating that we should just ignore all that waste and let the spring floods take care of it for us?

      Likewise, genetic engineering is going full guns, with no idea on how to undo the consequences of introducing even a single gene to the environment. When we glom onto ideas without 1) analyzing the consequences, and 2) preparing to deal with them, we do so at our own peril. If you are proposing the application of a technology, you need to have done enough research and analysis to be able to predict the consequences, and have a plan to deal with them. Not just "boldly going where no [one] has gone before". And if you are going to do something, you need to know how to undo it as well.

      Don't just pull the trigger on our doom, take the money and run, and say "oops" later.

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    16. Re:space station by YetAnotherGeekGuy · · Score: 1

      Sure we do.

      Wouldn't you have to catalog all the objects in the solar system to be able to do that calculation?

      Given that we just discovered this, I would claim you don't know all the variables yet (unless you think this is the last undiscovered object in the solar system, galaxy, or universe).

      you'd likely find that the affect on the rest of the solar system to be zero, to any meaningful level of precision

      Really interested in knowing its impact to the Earth. But my point is you have to do the analysis, first. I mean, putting rockets on the back of the Moon and pushing it into the Earth would also have negligible impact to the solar system, overall. I just don't want to be here on Earth when it lands.

      If you haven't bothered to identify all the impacts of moving the object, and don't understand it well enough to know that there are no undesireable impacts, you haven't done your homework. Come back with the proposal after you have. Neat idea, now go work out the details.

      Where's the KA-BOOM? There's supposed to be an earth-shattering KA-BOOM. -- Marvin the Martian

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    17. Re:space station by The+Bullroarer · · Score: 1

      This has become an excuse to not think things through at all.

      That is regrettable. I, however, do not advocate the use of such an excuse. I fully support, and would require, a complete and impartial examination of any possible consequences to the use of a new technology. However, you can't list "the butterfly effect" as a possible consequence, since that is completely inscrutable. Any disastrous effects that occurred as a result of such chaotic interaction could be as easily triggered by inaction as by action.

      In short, do examine all the options. Just don't get paranoid about "what if" scenarios. If you're not blinded by greed, you'll know where to draw the line.

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    18. Re:space station by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't you have to catalog all the objects in the solar system to be able to do that calculation?

      Given that we just discovered this, I would claim you don't know all the variables yet (unless you think this is the last undiscovered object in the solar system, galaxy, or universe).


      If you're looking for 100 significant digits of precision, sure. We haven't catalogued all the objects in the Kuiper belt, for example, but the amount of mass of any uncatalogued object out there at that distance is so low and the distance so far that it doesn't meaningfully affect any calculation, such as sending a probe to successfully land on a comet.

      Really interested in knowing its impact to the Earth. But my point is you have to do the analysis, first. I mean, putting rockets on the back of the Moon and pushing it into the Earth would also have negligible impact to the solar system, overall. I just don't want to be here on Earth when it lands.

      Nobody has suggested crashing anything into the Earth. Nice FUD attempt.

      If you haven't bothered to identify all the impacts of moving the object, and don't understand it well enough to know that there are no undesireable impacts, you haven't done your homework. Come back with the proposal after you have. Neat idea, now go work out the details.

      I think moving the asteroid into an Earth orbit is a pointless waste of resources. However, the small size of the asteroid isn't going to meaningfully affect anything on Earth except perhaps the superstitious. Remember, the object is *already* moving and will come close to the Earth anyway, as many other smaller and larger objects have and will in the future. Its affect is like farting into a windstorm. You could spend years analyzing the repercussions of *that*, but why?

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  36. It's the Tholians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    They're here to put the kibash on any more plans for Mars.

  37. uh wha'zat? by aztektum · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "...it orbits the sun on a horse-shoe shaped path."

    It sticks itself in reverse to avoid making a complete loop.

    But how can this be a moon of Earth if it orbits THE SUN?

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    1. Re:uh wha'zat? by JordanH · · Score: 3, Interesting
      The Moon, you know the original one that's about 1/5 th the size of the earth and has been recognized since prehistory, is a moon of the Earth and it orbits THE SUN.

      The old Moon's orbit is even eccentric toward the Sun when it's sunward of the earth. This new object's eccentricity toward the Sun is just much much greater.

    2. Re:uh wha'zat? by Spunk · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It might be better described as a "companion" of Earth, or in a co-orbit. This is actually the third such object discovered. To explain what the heck is going on, here are pages about the first two:

      3753 Cruithne
      2002 AA29

    3. Re:uh wha'zat? by MenTaLguY · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually the horseshoe shape is only its path relative to Earth. Its path relative to the sun is much more mundane.

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    4. Re:uh wha'zat? by spongman · · Score: 1

      doesn't our large moon also orbit the sun?

    5. Re:uh wha'zat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the boy anal sexing ass philandering of San Francisco is back. Piers Haken the fag of doom is here to be a fag and talk about shit like how he fucking worked for Microsoft and how he fucks goats and goat ass.

  38. Let's NAME it!! by neBelcnU · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wanted to call it "George" but the teenager in the house has christened it "Foof." (Two o's, like "moon". Her 1st draft was naturally scatological.) C'mon /.ers, let's come up with a name!

  39. No kidding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    If a horse had dropped on him we wouldn't have to take calculus classes...

  40. Bang the stuffing outta Brooke Burns? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know that's what I'd do.

    1. Re:Bang the stuffing outta Brooke Burns? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you idiot. Liv Tyler was the hot chick in that movie.

    2. Re:Bang the stuffing outta Brooke Burns? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No you idiot, Bruce Willis is fucking Brooke Burns in real life.

  41. Let's name it --- by utlemming · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's name it Wormwood! Give the religious folk a hell of a time.

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  42. As predicted by Nostradamus !!! by DangerSteel · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let me go find that quatrain. I'm sure there was something about millions dead and nuclear winter and slashdotting the original site...

  43. Simpsons quote by CrackedButter · · Score: 2, Funny


    Aussie: That ain't a planet, this IS a planet.
    Bart: That no planet, thats a quasi moon.
    Aussie: Alright alright, I see you've played planetry quasi moony before then.

    1. Re:Simpsons quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck you

    2. Re:Simpsons quote by CrackedButter · · Score: 1

      But you post AC for that very reason.

  44. What's up with all the asteroids? by Gary+Destruction · · Score: 1

    Damn. What's up with all these asteroids in the last several years? There's been several close passes by these things. Is the asteroid belt giving throwing these things?

    1. Re:What's up with all the asteroids? by linoleo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      What's up is that our telescopes are getting good enough to see those tiny rocks.

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    2. Re:What's up with all the asteroids? by Myrmi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think we're just better at spotting them with advances in telescopes and so on. That and the fact we've started looking for them seriously as we get paranoid about being wiped out by an asteroid.

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    3. Re:What's up with all the asteroids? by roshi · · Score: 1

      With every rock they hurl at us, the bugs' aim improves.

      Service guarantees citizenship. Enlist Today!

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  45. There's a new moon in the sky ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's called the keith!

    (with apologies to fred schneider)

  46. Re:Ears? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please stop with the ears jokes. I can hardly breath from laughing so hard.

  47. Orbit diagram page temporarily unavailable due to by DrugCheese · · Score: 2, Funny

    Orbit diagram page temporarily unavailable due to high server load.

    =

    Orbit diagram page temporarily unavailable due to slashdot.org

    Can't we all just take turns?

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  48. Don't you see?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a probe cleverly disguised as an asteroid.

    Too bad no one believed the message posted on /. until it was too late and we were all under the inevitable invasion in iteration 2006.

  49. "What a beautiful night, look at the moon." by hustin · · Score: 4, Funny

    Two drunks are walking along. One drunk says to the other, "What a beautiful night, look at the moon." The other drunk stops and looks at his drunk friend. "You're wrong, that's not the moon, that's the sun." They began to argue when they come upon another drunk. They asked, "Sir, could you please help settle our argument? Tell us what that thing is up in the sky that's shining. Is it the moon or the sun?" The third drunk looked at the sky and said, "Sorry, I don't live around here."

  50. Re:Site must be running LinSux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Remote operating system guess: Solaris 8 early access beta through actual release Uptime 8.798 days (since Thu Mar 18 15:30:06 2004) Nmap run completed -- 1 IP address (1 host up) scanned in 384 seconds

  51. has anyone claimed this new moon yet? by SKPhoton · · Score: 2, Funny

    With the discovery of this new moon, I'm offering you the opportunity to get in on the action! Just like the original moon, you can now own your own section of the new moon.

  52. In other news by sean.m.bober · · Score: 1

    It looks like the folks at Quizno's have already setup a web page to pay homage to this new "moon" of ours.

    1. Re:In other news by slim+hades · · Score: 0

      Mod this: Offtopic and Informative actually rathergood has been around alot longer than the Quiznos commercial.. It is cool to see the stuff made it to TV...

  53. Maybe that's why headline said QUASI-moon by product+byproduct · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Here's your report card:

    (X) confrontational attitude
    (X) can recognize something neat
    ( ) reading skills
    (X) enjoys cool applets

  54. Why not capture the thing? by constantnormal · · Score: 4, Interesting

    What I want to know, is why isn't anyone pushing to steer these NEO rocks into one of the Lagrange points [http://www.physics.montana.edu/faculty/cornish/la grange.html] and construct a REAL space habitat instead of sending a man to Mars or establishing a "permanent" lunar base? It would be pretty cheap to do so, as the technology to build robots to do the grunt work is pretty much within our grasp now. Having sufficient bulk would make for a decent radiation shield, and even a micro-gravity environment is preferable to the zero-G of the ISS, as dust+debris are more readily managed.

    There are at least 3 known small (a few kilometers in diameter) rocks that are close enough to send out a robot "tug" with a large amount of propellant, some good-sized solar arrays (or a nuclear battery) to power an ion drive. All the tug needs to do is match orbits with the asteroid, position itself, make contact and gently push it in the right direction. It would take a long time to put the asteroid into one of the L4/L5 points, but as tugs expire, new ones can be sent (or send additional tugs to speed up the process) at a very minimal cost, with a very simple trade-off of time vs money.

    I would expect that by the time we get multiple asteroids in close proximity to each other in one of the stable Lagrange points, we would be able to send much more capable robotic workers to either tie the asteroids together with titanium I-beams, or better yet, tether them together with carbon fiber cables and put some spin on the assemblage to keep them under tension. Initially, we could construct living spaces inside the rocks, but as capabilities increase, and more material is placed into the mix, it would be possible to create a poor man's RingWorld with considerable acreage. It's a great place to harvest solar power, base elaborate interplanetary communications facilities and astronomical observatories.

    The costs of maintaining an effort like this are very small, and it has the benefit of collecting wandering rocks that might one day drop in on us and put them to good use. Far better than programs to blow them up with nukes, and Bruce Willis won't be around to save us forever.

    1. Re:Why not capture the thing? by SB9876 · · Score: 1

      The Earth L4 and L5 points are awfully far out and probably already full of samll space debris, making them dangerous to be in. The lunar L4 and L5, however would be ideal. Having a permanent refuelling base at the L points would be quite ideal. It turns out that L1 and 2 points of most of the solar system are at almost identical potential energy. I'm not certain if this also applies to the L4 and 5 points, though. Try Googling for Interplanetary Superhighway.

    2. Re:Why not capture the thing? by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sure, that sounds good...

      Until COBRA COMMANDER hijacks the asteroid base and holds the entire EARTH for ransom!

      Betcha hadn't thought of THAT, had you?

    3. Re:Why not capture the thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Partly because the moon is very likely to have trapped reserves of oxygen, and maybe even frozen water at the poles (if not, you can at least make water from the oxygen). Not to mention other useful minerals. An asteroid might have some nickel-iron, but it's just not enough to work with. And there isn't even a useful amount of gravity.

      Really you're better off just building a space platform from scratch at a Lagrange point than trying to anchor it to some tumbling asteroid - what's the point? There seems to be some desire for "solid ground" here, but that's not what an asteroid is.

      The other reason, of course, is that a moonbase has psychological value (particularly to Americans) well beyond any engineering reason. For something that's going to cost a lot and take a long time, the value in compelling entire nations to support it outweighs any technical argument you could muster.

    4. Re:Why not capture the thing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful
      What I want to know, is why isn't anyone pushing to steer these NEO rocks into one of the Lagrange points?

      Because it's a stupid idea. A 1-km asteroid weighs a few trillion kg. If you get your rocket data from NASA rather than Niven, you can run numbers on your idea instead of saying 'it's simple' out of your ass. If a VASIMR drive can hypothetically get 20 tonnes to Mars in 40 days, how long does it take to move 10^9 tonnes? Think about it. (Put a few dozen engines up there, be creative. Be optimistic about the delta-V required. Any luck moving that rock in less than a century?)

      And please think again about why you're doing it. Why exactly is an asteroid at L4 "a great place to harvest solar power"? (it's not.) What sort of astronomical observatories are you putting there, and why is it better to have a big rocky base than a free-flyer? And, of course, why are "the costs ... very small"??

      I'm sorry, I don't want to pick on your post in particular, but there are several posts saying similar things. Any space scheme is practicable when you pull enough technology/economics/orbital mechanics out of your ass. In the real world, EVEN WITH A SPACE ELEVATOR, interplanetary space is distant, hostile, and generally cost-ineffective.

      I'm very proud of the things that humans can accomplish in space and on Earth. I hate to see half-baked schemes like yours floated, since I feel like you're 'disappointed' that we don't follow through. Dammit, let's be proud of real ideas like Con-X and LISA (and fund them, Mr. Bush!) instead of moaning about or failure build Mars bases and warp drives.

  55. Re:Obligatory politician quote by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

    I knew a clownfish. You, sir, are no clownfish.

  56. H. Ross Perot by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

    i nominate H. Ross. Perot. The astroid gods would be very pleased with such a large pair of ears.

  57. Does the applet have correct orbits? by Ephboy · · Score: 3, Informative

    I was looking at the orbits of Pluto and Neptune on the applet, and noticed that Pluto is shown as inside Neptunes orbit at present and until 2011, but I was under the impression that Pluto was once again the farthest planet, as of 1999, and wouldn't pass in again until 2226. So I'm not sure their orbits are correct....

    1. Re:Does the applet have correct orbits? by yotto · · Score: 4, Informative

      I can't get to the applet, but I suspect both are correct.

      You're very likely looking at a projection from above. Pluto's orbit is tilted about 30 degrees, so, from above, it will look closer than Neptune, but if you ran a tape measure out in a 3d universe, you'd see it was farther.

  58. Cluithne? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Discovery site article mentions another famous quasi-moon, "Cluithne".

    Actually it's Cruithne, with an "r".

  59. I hereby claim this moon.... by www.fuckingdie.com · · Score: 2, Funny
    You heard it folks. I claimed it. Gonna start moving my belongings up there ASAP.

    P.S. Don't tell bush, but I think there may be oil up there and I would like to avoid invasion for now.

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  60. Heliocentricism, you terran fanatic by jmlyle · · Score: 1


    Well, we tend to view the solar system with a staionary sun, not a stationary Earth. The path that the moon takes around the sun from this perspective is relatively close to an eliptical orbit, with a variation back and forth across the Earth's orbital path.

    Viewing the sun as staionary, the moon doesn't really go around the Earth, it just passes back and forth across it's path.

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    1. Re:Heliocentricism, you terran fanatic by Golias · · Score: 1
      Well, we tend to view the solar system with a staionary sun, not a stationary Earth.

      So, when I go for a jog, I'm actually running 19 miles per second! Damn, I'm fast!

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  61. Re:Moderators?!? by mozzis · · Score: 0, Troll

    Because the links are bogus - they point to porno shots

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  62. /.ed by jnapalm · · Score: 0, Redundant

    nasa's site slashdotted. gg nub.

  63. Re:Obligatory Crocodile Dundee Quote by ArseneLuppin · · Score: 0, Troll
    Actually, Australia is quite close to the Christmas islands..

    This is a knife!

  64. You, sir, need to relax. by Natestradamus · · Score: 1

    Go get some nice asian girl to give you a Hong Kong massage.

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    1. Re:You, sir, need to relax. by Dick+Faze · · Score: 1

      -Obligitory FMJ quote- What can I get for Five Dollars?

  65. danger will robinson... by billimad · · Score: 1

    attempt no landing here.

  66. Obligatory Tick quote: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mooooooooon!!!

  67. Armageddon was funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny as in "this smells funny".

  68. I just love.. by Ruliz+Galaxor · · Score: 1

    the slashdot effect:
    Orbit diagram page temporarily unavailable due to high server load.

    sig(h)

  69. micro-meteorite defenses.... by Hallowed · · Score: 1

    Because of the Lagrange point physics, the relative velocity of those objects (compared to whatever you are building there) will be very small. It should not be an issue to set up a solar array to power laser micro-meteorite defenses (not to blow the the debris out of the sky, just to push it out of the way), possibly use a COIL laser untill the solar power is up. The next step might be to set up a very large solar-powered laser for planetary asteroid defense.

    http://www.popsci.com/popsci/aviation/article/0, 12 543,473579,00.html

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  70. Re: Ears? Just ask MIT by Stealth+Potato · · Score: 1

    When the fraternity Lambda Chi Alpha measured the Harvard Bridge in Boston with the body of MIT freshman Oliver Smoot, the length was determined to be 'exactly 364.4 Smoots plus or minus an ear'. Obviously they know what's going on.

  71. All of my socks are the same color. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So even if I vaporize half my socks matching pairs are easy to create.

    I wonder how much KE one would need to throw a sock 7,000,000km starting from the surface of the Earth?

    Throwing socks that hard would be an effective superpower, but "Sockman" doesn't exactly strike fear into the hearts of evildoers.

  72. Consider yourself a celestial body by jmlyle · · Score: 1


    Well, when you go for a jog, I will concede that you are orbiting the Earth and not the sun.

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  73. Or Screwtape? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perelandra would be nice too.

    1. Re:Or Screwtape? by utlemming · · Score: 1

      Well, I was refering to Revelations. However, the reference to the Screwtape letters is clever.

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  74. er, one question here, by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 2, Informative

    "while it orbits the sun on a horse-shoe shaped path"

    Uh, wouldn't it be easier to fly an elliptical orbit?

    1. Re:er, one question here, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it were, it would do so.

  75. Research opportunities in 2007 and 2020? by Xeger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IANARS (I Am Not A Rocket Scientist), but from playing with the Java applet, it appears that 2003YN1 is going to come surprisingly close to Earth within the next decade.

    In January of 2007, for instance, the asteroid will be trailing Earth by about 0.5 AU. In November of 2020, Earth will be trailing the asteroid by a hair's breadth (in cosmic terms) of 0.1 AU.

    Now, four light-minutes (or even 0.75 light-minutes) isn't exactly spitting distance, but how often do we have asteroids within such close proximity to Earth, in such convenient orbits? I imagine it would be fairly cheap to launch a probe to match orbits with the asteroid, rendezvous with it and do some science. A return mission in 2020 would be a distinct possibility (if it were useful, which I'm not sure it would be).

    Now, the budgetary and planning requirements for a 2007 mission are probably unmanageable at this late date, especially given NASA's (or ESA's) current budgets. But we've got 16 years to plan for a 2020 mission. What manner of experiments might we be able to devise in the intervening years? What possibilities can you think of?

    1) Establish an unmanned observatory on the asteroid

    2) Land a power source and construct a propulsion system (using a linear accelerator to eject the asteroid's own mass?) and try to change the asteroid's orbit. Depending on the composition of that baby, it might be worth a pretty penny if we could put it into near Earth orbit for mining.

    3) Same as #2, only turn the asteroid into a long-term habitat. Free giant space station, anyone?

    OK, so these ideas are a bit far-fetched, possibly venturing into the realm of science fiction. But dreams have to start somewhere...

    1. Re:Research opportunities in 2007 and 2020? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4) Screw up and send it hurtling into Earth, thereby ending life and human civilization as we know it

    2. Re:Research opportunities in 2007 and 2020? by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      "In January of 2007, for instance, the asteroid will be"

      IIRC the applet uses two body math. Theres no 'will be' about it; its just conjecture.

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    3. Re:Research opportunities in 2007 and 2020? by Xeger · · Score: 1

      Hmm.... can we put a bound on the margin of error for the two-body solution to the asteroid's motion? If so, I could figure out at least whether a mission will be feasible, given the worst case.

  76. "easy" is relative by hak1du · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We seem to be having trouble & high failure rates with just sending tiny robotic probes to Mars, and we can hardly even keep a couple of rusty buckets in low earth orbit operating. Moving a small asteroid gently (maybe using solar sails) should be well within our technological capabilities, but it doesn't seem like we have our act together enough to do it.

    Right now, the US, one of the richest nations, doesn't even seem to be able to pay for health care or secondary education, but we are willing to pay hundreds of billions to have our shoes x-rayed in order to guard against an infinitesimal chance of getting killed by terrorists. So, you see, the problems aren't technical, they are psychological, social, and political.

    (Besides, you really don't want the "oh, that was kilometers" kinds of errors with such a project.)

  77. Where has nasa.gov gone? by Archibald+Buttle · · Score: 1

    Sorry this is a little off-topic, but I just thought I'd say that I don't seem to be able to get access to any nasa.gov sites at the moment. All of them are giving me a DNS error. Frustrating, since we've had a couple of interesting NASA related stories today.

    I'm wondering if other people are having similar problems.

    1. Re:Where has nasa.gov gone? by falsification · · Score: 1
      Many reported problems with that recently, but only from non-US Internet nodes.

      My guess is just wait and the DNS situation will rectify itself.

  78. Correct simulator link & other links by waynegoode · · Score: 3, Informative

    The simulator link is incorrect. It points to 2004 YN1. The correct link. For a good view in the simulator, tilt the 3D view to straight down, center on earth and zoom in all the way.

    New Scientist has an interesting article in their latest issue.

    For a more technical explanation, read the paper presented at the Lunary Planetary Science Conference last week.

  79. Re:Obligatory Crocodile Dundee Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop mooning our planet!

  80. I need to get out more... by troon · · Score: 2, Informative

    The picture on the Discovery Channel coverage is not the asteroid in question. I know this means I need to get out more, but I instantly recognized that picture as 243 Ida and its tiny satellite Dactyl.

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  81. Re:Obligatory K.I.T.H. Quote by Dick+Faze · · Score: 2, Funny

    The moon is bright over Lebanon tonight! The Lebanese moon looks down shim! sham! shikam!!! Cattle Explodes! Cow shrapnel drips off a tree cascades into a mothers tear. Poor little boy who goes into battle and comes back dead or worse comes back a man. Why don't you warn them moon? Why don't you say duck or scram? But the moon will not. The moon just sits there grinning like a corpse at a Dean Martin roast. What are you laughing at moon? Why don't you share it with the whole class moon? The moon laughs knowingly, the moon laughs, the moon, the.

  82. Re:Obligatory Crocodile Dundee Quote by ErikTheRed · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "(shudders) Now dealing with mental image of naked Australian backsides..."

    What if said backside belonged to Nichole Kidman, or Elle Macpherson?
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  83. Disaster by fingerfucker · · Score: 1

    Oh no, don't tell me that I will have to listen to PMS symptoms twice a month now....

  84. Solar sail time? by silentbozo · · Score: 1

    Well, we could deploy a combination of a solar-powered ion-thruster and a mass driver, or we could rig up a solar sail and try and tack the asteroid into position. I imagine if we can slow down its relative velocity, we can let the Sun do the rest of the work. If we can put it into the right trajectory, we can work off a lot of the kinetic energy through gravity transfers. Besides, we don't need this asteroid in orbit overnight - as long as we change its course to orbit the Sun and keep it within accessible range, we can move it closer later with better technology.

  85. Obligatory SW quote && other /. folklore by Maljin+Jolt · · Score: 1

    "That's no moon! That's battle station!" And it definitely belongs to us, you insensitive clod! You, for one, will welcome us as your new alien overlords!

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  86. my question is: by scrytch · · Score: 1

    Will our quasi-president announce a quasi-mission to land on this quasi-moon?

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  87. Horseshoe? by synthrabbit · · Score: 1

    What kind of horse wears elliptical shoes?

  88. Obligatory Spongemonkey's quote by Matarick · · Score: 1
    We like the moon
    coz it is close to us
    we like the moooon!
    but not as much as a spoon
    cuz thats more use for eating soup

    Thank you and a fork isnt very useful for that
    unless it has got many vegetables
    and then you might be better off with a
    chop-stick
    unlike the moon
    it is up in the sky
    its up there very high
    but not as high
    as maybe
    digibles or zeppelins
    or lightbulbs
    and maybe clouds
    and puffins also I think maybe
    they go quite high too
    maybe not as high as the moon
    coz the moon is very high
    we like the moon
    the moon is very useful everyone
    everybody like the moon
    because it light up the sky at night
    and it lovely
    and it makes the tide go and we like it
    but not as much as cheese
    we really like cheese
    we like zeppelins
    we really like them
    and we like kelp and we like moose
    and we like deer and we like marmots
    and we like all the fluffy animals
    we really like the moon

    Thanks to Leo's Lyrics and Joel and Alex Veitch

  89. Other Obligatory SW Quote by billstewart · · Score: 1

    these aren't the moons you're looking for.

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  90. Are they sure... by m1chael · · Score: 0

    it's not space junk?

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  91. We should keep it.. by backdoorstudent · · Score: 1

    ... by moving it to the appropriate Lagrange point and later (when carbon nanotubes can be spun into long enough threads) using it to build our space elevator to the moon.

    This is not as crazy as it may seem; it's do-able.

  92. Re:Moderators?!? by Dahan · · Score: 1

    I wish I could ride on that rocket...

  93. Strange orbits and escaping the sun by BollocksToThis · · Score: 1

    The space.com article mentions that the orbital path of these pseudo moons eventually allows them to escape the gravitational pull of the sun, at which time they presumably bugger off and make themselves a cup of tea.

    Looking at the java applet, the orbital path of this thing looks very much like the orbital path of Pluto, only on a smaller scale. Does anyone know if there are any predictions of Pluto heading off for a cuppa in the next few millennia?

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  94. Re:Obligatory Crocodile Dundee Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, the most internationally renowned about Australian arse would be Kylie Minogue.

    Curiously, it is the subject of discussion of straight AND gay men. I'm not quite sure what to make of that...

  95. Re:Obligatory Crocodile Dundee Quote by LuckyPhil · · Score: 1
    What if said backside belonged to Nichole Kidman, or Elle Macpherson?

    I'd say "sign me up for the next manned moon landing mission!!"

  96. Mars samples and "pseudosatellites" by Birger+Johansson · · Score: 1

    This news gave me an idea about providing samples of Martian rock without going into the gravity well of Mars, and I would like you to point out any fallacies in my reasoning.

    If the Earth-Moon system has pseudo-satellites, so will Mars. The orbital perturbations by Jupiter will eventually remove them, but on the other hand the vicinity to the asteroid belt will cause many more impacts, creating new pseudosatellites to Mars.

    These pieces of martian rock will not be contaminated like the meteorites found in the Antarctic, nor do they require a very complex sample return mission.
    Ion engines, or even ordinary chemical engines would be suitable, and there is no need for heat shields, parachutes, or in-situ propellant production. Maybe even a private organization might have the the resources required ?

    Yours
    Birger Johansson

  97. Impact at jan. 4th, 2004! by cerberusss · · Score: 1

    I've been playing with the applet, and it seems that this quasi-moon will impact at jan. 4th, 2004! The funny thing is, I haven't heard anything on the news...

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