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Japanese Government Raids Microsoft Offices

Nakito writes "According to an article at the financial news site Bloomberg, Microsoft's Tokyo office was raided by Japan's Fair Trade Commission, which is investigating whether the world's largest software maker violated the country's anti-monopoly law." Other readers note a AP/Yahoo story claiming: "A commission official, speaking on customary condition of anonymity, said Microsoft Japan is suspected of attaching improper restrictive conditions when signing software deals with Japanese personal computer manufacturers, such as requiring that Japanese companies allow infringement of their patents."

621 comments

  1. DO ITASHIMASHITE! by inertia187 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Should we expect eminent post of the Japanese version of Windows XP source code now?

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    1. Re:DO ITASHIMASHITE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      imminent, f00l

    2. Re:DO ITASHIMASHITE! by inertia187 · · Score: 1, Funny

      imminent, f00l

      That too. Thanks, AC.

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    3. Re:DO ITASHIMASHITE! by chendo · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Isn't it "dou" itashimashite?

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    4. Re:DO ITASHIMASHITE! by Senjutsu · · Score: 1

      Yup.

    5. Re:DO ITASHIMASHITE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Isn't it "dou" itashimashite?

      Yes. In the case you consider romanized versions proper Japanese at all, that is.
    6. Re:DO ITASHIMASHITE! by klmth · · Score: 4, Informative

      Depends on which romanization system you use. The long "o" sound can be romanized as either "ou" or as an o with a dash above it. The proponents of the latter tend to leave the dash out when typing on computers.

    7. Re:DO ITASHIMASHITE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      According to Hepburn romanization, yes, but official kunrei romanization forgoes the extra 'u'.

    8. Re:DO ITASHIMASHITE! by Senjutsu · · Score: 2, Funny

      The proponents of the latter tend to leave the dash out when typing on computers.

      Words like "Obasan" must be tons of fun, then.

    9. Re:DO ITASHIMASHITE! by jejones · · Score: 2, Informative

      Umm... doo itashimasite is roughly equivalent to "you're welcome." Shouldn't we be saying "doomo arigatoo gozaimashita" (thank you very much for a completed past action) to the Japanese instead?

    10. Re:DO ITASHIMASHITE! by jejones · · Score: 3, Informative

      Depends on what flavor of transliteration you're using. It is a long "o" sound, but Japanese writing words out phonetically using kana do use the "u" kana to follow up the syllable ending in "o" to show the lengthening of the "o", so some transliterators would write "dou". Others use the "macron" (a horizontal line) over the "o" to show a long vowel sound.

    11. Re:DO ITASHIMASHITE! by jejones · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but...kunrei-shiki isn't used by anyone who cares whether native English speakers can figure it out. Just try to convince someone that "Fujitsu" should really be rendered as "Huzitu" and you'll get howls of derisive laughter in response.

    12. Re:DO ITASHIMASHITE! by bursch-X · · Score: 1

      I'd rather go with a cheerful "Yare, yare! Yattsuketchimae!"

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    13. Re:DO ITASHIMASHITE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but...kunrei-shiki isn't used by anyone who cares whether native English speakers can figure it out. Just try to convince someone that "Fujitsu" should really be rendered as "Huzitu" and you'll get howls of derisive laughter in response.

      And yet nobody complains about Pinyin and its completely un-English conventions like "x" for "sh". Just as nobody writes Chinese names personal-name-first like in English, but everyone does that with Japanese names.

      Why do we anglicise Japanese more than Chinese? Is it a consequence of the general westernisation of Japan during the American occupation?

    14. Re:DO ITASHIMASHITE! by pcmanjon · · Score: 1

      How do you determine weather a company is a monopoly by raiding its offices...

      What did they intend to find, a written confession by Bill?

    15. Re:DO ITASHIMASHITE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but then you'd have people making references to Mr. Roboto, and that would be bad.

    16. Re:DO ITASHIMASHITE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm thinking I'm gonna take that new chick from Logistics. I might be showing her my O face. O...h! O...h! O...h! you know what I'm talking about. O...h! Yeah. Right. See you guys there.

    17. Re:DO ITASHIMASHITE! by SEWilco · · Score: 0

      Si.

    18. Re:DO ITASHIMASHITE! by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      My Japanese friend told me that words ending with ou (as it is written in hiragana) such as ikimashou would be more male sounding than ikimasho, and he pronounced the differences, but they mean the same thing, can anybody clarify? I never know what is more used by females, and being male and watching anime with lots of females in it, I tend to pick up words only to be later embarrassed when I say it and he tells me thats how girls say it.

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    19. Re:DO ITASHIMASHITE! by chendo · · Score: 1

      They'd be playing monopoly, of course. And Bill will own everything, until he lands on a chance and gets sent to jail.

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    20. Re:DO ITASHIMASHITE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why does my car say Toyota and not Toyoda?

    21. Re:DO ITASHIMASHITE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everything I learned about Japanese*, I learned from Kill Bill.

    22. Re:DO ITASHIMASHITE! by bursch-X · · Score: 1

      Well then let me assure you then that it's most likely completely wrong. Even the actress playing the Japanese lady wasn't Japanese.

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    23. Re:DO ITASHIMASHITE! by jejones · · Score: 1

      Dunno, you might be right.

      Yes, pinyin is as perverse as kunrei-shiki ("qi" pronounced "chi"....right...), but then, Wade romanization is brain dead, too, transliterating voiced consonants with their unvoiced equivalents and slapping on an apostrophe to get the unvoiced version.

    24. Re:DO ITASHIMASHITE! by Justin+Ames · · Score: 1

      Because it is Toyota in Japanese. There is a "da" sound in Japanese. What's interesting is that "Calola" (Carolla) dealerships is what they call toyota dealerships from what I have seen in Japan.

  2. Also at the BBC by ryants · · Score: 4, Informative

    BBC is also running the story here.

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  3. Eastern? by berkut1337 · · Score: 4, Offtopic

    Wow.. what a crazy hemispere. Kazaa and now Microsoft?

    1. Re:Eastern? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean... what a crazy hemispere
      Japan is in the northern hemisphere and Australia is in the southern hemisphere.

  4. Microsoft breaking monopoly laws? by Teddy+Beartuzzi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just shocking. Never saw that coming *at all*.

    1. Re:Microsoft breaking monopoly laws? by arduous · · Score: 1, Funny

      Did anyone else read it as: Japanese Goverment raided by Microsoft officers??

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    2. Re:Microsoft breaking monopoly laws? by bangular · · Score: 2

      What would have been great is if they had a big stamp that said "pwnd" and as they raided they stamped it all over MS's offices.

    3. Re:Microsoft breaking monopoly laws? by Dusabre · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Zzz...

      These "Did anyone else read it as:" jokes are getting increasingly unfunny, especially when they rely on insane juxtpositions.

    4. Re:Microsoft breaking monopoly laws? by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

      Just like we never saw them before they attacked Pearl Harbor, right? Haha

      I wish they would come over here and raid Microsoft's Offices... they might actually find something useful. br?

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    5. Re:Microsoft breaking monopoly laws? by DavidBartlett · · Score: 1

      The amusing part is that most of Japan's industry is itself controlled by a small number of monopolies: think Mitsubishi and Yamaha. (there are actually more but I can't remember them at the moment) These companies make everything BTW, this is not a racist comment, I like the way they do buisiness.

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    6. Re:Microsoft breaking monopoly laws? by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      May I zee your papers please?.. Ah yes, these licenses are all outdated, we must perform an audit! Now, if you will just bend over for the BSA, we will begin our investivation!

    7. Re:Microsoft breaking monopoly laws? by simcop2387 · · Score: 0

      i guess that lego hotel on park place really tipped the authorities off that something was going on.

    8. Re:Microsoft breaking monopoly laws? by Haeleth · · Score: 2, Informative

      These "These [Did anyone else read it as|In Soviet Russia|X is deader than BSD] jokes are getting old" whines are getting increasingly more tedious. If you don't like them, add a -6 modifier to Funny mods and you'll be rid of them for good.

    9. Re:Microsoft breaking monopoly laws? by notque · · Score: 1

      These "These [Did anyone else read it as|In Soviet Russia|X is deader than BSD] jokes are getting old" whines are getting increasingly more tedious. If you don't like them, add a -6 modifier to Funny mods and you'll be rid of them for good.

      I happen to not mind the "Did anyone else read it as", but they have gotten increasingly unfunny.

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    10. Re:Microsoft breaking monopoly laws? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These "Did anyone else read it as:" jokes are getting increasingly unfunny, especially when they rely on insane juxtpositions.
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    11. Re:Microsoft breaking monopoly laws? by TXG1112 · · Score: 1
      You're thinking of Zaibatsu But they are conglomerates rather than monopolies.

      The modern version of these groups are called keiretsu, and are simply affiliated companies much like their western counterparts.

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  5. Oopsie! by juuri · · Score: 4, Interesting

    One of the benefits of the new trend towards global companies is that the set of rules one must play by becomes more and more restricted as you enter into new markets.

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    1. Re:Oopsie! by irhtfp · · Score: 5, Interesting
      One of the benefits of the new trend towards global companies is that the set of rules one must play by becomes more and more restricted as you enter into new markets.

      You imply that just because one country has restrictive (or just different) laws and regulations, that a company must play by these same rules in all other markets. This is just simply not true.

      I'm sure MS has enough lawyers to sort out the regulations from one country to the next and is completely capable of playing by more than one set of rules!

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    2. Re:Oopsie! by juuri · · Score: 4, Insightful

      playing by more than one set of rules!

      As this action by Japan illustrates, apparently not. Microsoft just ran with their typical US arrogance and got caught breaking the rules.

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    3. Re:Oopsie! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because that's how MS deals with everything: on their own terms. At heart they're not only arrogant, but quite stupid as well. That shall be their downfall.

    4. Re:Oopsie! by irhtfp · · Score: 5, Insightful
      You're still missing my point. Maybe a bit too subtle for you?

      You said:

      ...that the set of rules one must play by becomes more and more restricted as you enter into new markets...

      and that was what I was challenging. Just because MS is (potentially) found to be a monopoly in Japan does not mean that they will be found to be a monopoly in some other country or that they will change their behavior when penetrating new markets based on any such ruling.

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    5. Re:Oopsie! by JasonStiletto · · Score: 1

      Heck, Microsoft plays by more than one set of rules in a single market.

    6. Re:Oopsie! by kamapuaa · · Score: 5, Interesting
      As this action by Japan illustrates, apparently not. Microsoft just ran with their typical US arrogance and got caught breaking the rules.

      As a former resident of Japan, I think this whole issue is being framed the wrong way. Monopolies are part & parcel of Japanese business practices. It's more likely, they didn't pay off the right officials, plus they happen to be a foreign company.

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    7. Re:Oopsie! by Curtman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      does not mean that they will be found to be a monopoly in some other country

      But that already happened in the US, its happenning in the EU, and now the Japanese have caught on. Seems a pretty safe bet it will happen elsewhere. What remains to be seen is if it will be stopped.

    8. Re:Oopsie! by -brazil- · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The exact opposite is the case: the companies get to choose which set of rules to operate under, for everything that can be moved around.

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    9. Re:Oopsie! by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Well not really. I think the megacorporations of the world have proven they are quite ambidextrous when it comes to labor and environmental regulations. Why should anti-monopoly rules be any different?

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  6. Friday's Headline by bersl2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    "IT Department of Japanese Government Raided by BSA"

    1. Re:Friday's Headline by transient · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except that the BSA is a private organization with no regulatory muscle or official backing. They don't have any authority to raid the Japanese government. (Or anyone else for that matter.)

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    2. Re:Friday's Headline by Hi_2k · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Then how come they routinely do? Every encounter I've seen or heard of with the BSA has seemed more X-Filesish than like an inquiry by a buisness orginzation. They come in, hold up some important looking papers, and say "Let us audit and then sue you or else we'll sue you, then audit you, then sue you again". I've heard of them taking liscence documents to audit them, then having never have seen them when asked to give them back in the court case. The BSA is Bad News. They're out to make money, the same way Tony Soprano is. At my name not to be disclosed School, yes, school, they required that computer clases be cancled for days at a time while the liscence investigation was going on.

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    3. Re:Friday's Headline by k_187 · · Score: 1

      Well, there is no legal ground for them to just come in and start taking things. As you say, they come in and ask you to let them audit you, and threaten with lawsuits if you don't. They're just being upfront about what they will do if you don't let them in. I'd also imagine that if you do agree to let them in, you allow them to take the license agreements and whatever in the process.

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    4. Re:Friday's Headline by momerath2003 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Every encounter I've seen or heard of with the BSA has seemed more X-Filesish than like an inquiry by a buisness orginzation.

      Wait wait wait. Are we talking about the same Boy Scouts of America?

      X-Filesish?

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    5. Re:Friday's Headline by transient · · Score: 2, Informative

      All that bluster is the equivalent of wearing a jacket with "RIAA" emblazoned on the back, FBI-style. An acronym and intimidating paperwork do not magically grant regulatory powers to an organization.

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    6. Re:Friday's Headline by Hi_2k · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, Have you met those Boy scouts? They've got a salute, songs... They're a cult! What other purpose could those wooden cars serve than as mind control devieces?

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    7. Re:Friday's Headline by Hi_2k · · Score: 1

      Legal ground or not, that's what they do, and they threaten you with more lawsuits if you speak the slightest word of protest. A small university could very easily find itself burried under the red tape and lawsuits when a group such as the RIAA attacks, regardless of legal standing.

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    8. Re:Friday's Headline by actor_au · · Score: 1
      Except that the BSA is a private organization with no regulatory muscle or official backing. They don't have any authority to raid the Japanese government. (Or anyone else for that matter.)

      Yeah, just like the RIAA.

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    9. Re:Friday's Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do that in US. We're talking about Japan here...

      Most countries have the rule that loser in court pays winners legal fees. Thus BSA can sue as much as they want.

    10. Re:Friday's Headline by AvantLegion · · Score: 5, Funny
      "IT Department of Japanese Government Raided by BSA"

      "Ha ha, stupid Americans, we're running Rinux!"

    11. Re:Friday's Headline by forgotmypassword · · Score: 2, Funny

      That would be Rinuxa!

    12. Re:Friday's Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Ha ha, stupid Americans, we're running Rinux!"

      No, you stupid, Amelican. We'll lunning Rinux.

    13. Re:Friday's Headline by term8or · · Score: 4, Informative

      Because people are stupid enough to let them in. Even the police can't enter your property without either your concent or a warrant (with limited exceptions such as entering during a chase, or when they believe human life is in danger). The BSA can not enter your property without concent PERIOD.

      If they accuse you of any crime inform them that you will sue them for slander if they make false allegations, that if they continue to harass you you will take legal action, that you will call the police immediately if they do no leave your property, and remind them that any action will require them to make a full disclosure in front of a court.

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    14. Re:Friday's Headline by Ender+Ryan · · Score: 2, Insightful
      No, but it would seem that money sometimes does...

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    15. Re:Friday's Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't have any authority

      tell that to Ernie Ball.

    16. Re:Friday's Headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be Rinuxa!

      I think you mean Rinukkusu.

    17. Re:Friday's Headline by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Except they normally show up accompanied by armed federal marshals.

      http://www.internetnews.com/bus-news/article.php /7 26821

      http://global.bsa.org/southafrica/press/newsrele as es/2001-05-25.617.phtml

      http://www.businessweek.com/smallbiz/news/column s/ 97-09/e3516034.htm

      http://archive.infoworld.com/articles/op/xml/01/ 01 /29/010129opfoster.xml

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    18. Re:Friday's Headline by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1, Insightful

      > The BSA can not enter your property without concent PERIOD.

      They have real warrants and real sheriffs with them (or whoever gives out the warrants in your state). On top of it, if you fight them the loser pays. This is the only loser pays system in America I believe and exists only to punish law firms that say, "The legal fees are nothing to us, bring it on." If the law firm loses by some technicality they have pay the BSA's legal fees in cold hard cash.

    19. Re:Friday's Headline by cc_pirate · · Score: 1

      Not a single one of these links work.

      This is like waving an empty book around as evidence.

      I'm not saying it's untrue, just that none of these links work.

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    20. Re:Friday's Headline by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Try deleteing the spaces from the links

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    21. Re:Friday's Headline by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Either /. lameness filter or maybe a cookie thing.

      In any event, google for "BSA raids" and read some of the stuff. Or try hunting down the spaces /. inserts and remove them.

      Virtually every raid has the BSA accompanied by agents of the government.

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    22. Re:Friday's Headline by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      They still need a warrant.

      Otherwise EVERYTHING they get is non-admissible.

      Just make sure they know you do not consent to the search and seizure, you are merely not resisting.

      If you say "fine, come on in", then everything IS admissible.

      This is not legal advice and I am not a lawyer.

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    23. Re:Friday's Headline by Peter+Harris · · Score: 1

      chotto chigaimasu ga, rinukusu deshou ne?

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    24. Re:Friday's Headline by joggle · · Score: 1

      iie, rinukkusu desuyou!

    25. Re:Friday's Headline by thirdrock · · Score: 1

      LOSE is the opposite of WIN

      LOSE is also a synonym for 'misplace', otherwise I agree with you 100%.

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    26. Re:Friday's Headline by j3259 · · Score: 1

      It's actually Rinakkusu, for most ppl. (Some geeks may say Rinukkusu)

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    27. Re:Friday's Headline by AvantLegion · · Score: 1
      LOSE is also a synonym for 'misplace', otherwise I agree with you 100%.

      LOL. Touche. But adding that to the explanation would certainly befuddle anyone that can't manage the lose/loose distinction. :)

    28. Re:Friday's Headline by tbone1 · · Score: 1
      Except that the BSA is a private organization with no regulatory muscle or official backing.

      Yeah, well, so's the mafia ...

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  7. Bought politicians... by sadler121 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Too bad Microsoft has bought enough politicians here in the US to keep the company from conforming to anti trust laws. *sigh* Good thing I am starting to make my transition to Linux now, though if the **AA's had there way, Linux would be made illegal cause it circumvents DRM. :-(

    1. Re:Bought politicians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux doesn't circumvent DRM. Properly-made DRM will work just fine under Linux if you keep in mind that not working (as in not allowing whatever is DRMed to be accessed, not as in not protecting whatever it is) can be "working fine" for DRM.

    2. Re:Bought politicians... by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      hmm..I wonder..after M$ releases Longhorn/Trusted Computing/NGSCB, will they be able to convince a judge that linux is a circumvention device (and illegal under the DMCA) then? Maybe not right away, but maybe after TC/NGSCB has penetrated the market sufficiently? It doesn't sound very plausible, until you think about some of the stupid decisions that judges seem to be handing out more and more as time goes on. Makes me think that maybe the tinfoil hat guys burying hardware and software in their back yards might not need medication after all. Anyone got a shovel?

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    3. Re:Bought politicians... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What happen?
      Someone set us up the lawsuit!
      We get signal.
      It's the government.
      How are you gentlemen?
      All your office are belong to us.
      What you say?
      You have no chance to do business make your time.
      Ha ha ha.

  8. Invasion! by MidoriKid · · Score: 3, Funny

    Call up the troops! It's Pearl Harbor all over again!

    1. Re:Invasion! by 00420 · · Score: 1

      Hell Yeah! Rally the troops!

      Oh... you mean fight with Microsoft? Screw that.

    2. Re:Invasion! by chaboud · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yeah, shame they didn't think about doing this in December. God, that would have been great.

      A couple of years ago, the Bank of Japan's Washington, DC office scheduled their annual holiday party on December 7th and sent out invitations before realizing that they had invited economists from every nation to a bash on Pearl Harbor Day.

      Needless to say, Greenspan did not attend.

    3. Re:Invasion! by mcpkaaos · · Score: 4, Funny

      We can send in the Enola Gates... and watch it plummet into the sea, just short of its target.

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    4. Re:Invasion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lets mod that -5 insensitive, -5 troll

    5. Re:Invasion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Screw that lets just nuke them a couple more times. THAT will teach them to mess with out bestest software developement company. GO MS!! Kill those japs!

    6. Re:Invasion! by demonbug · · Score: 1
      We can send in the Enola Gates... and watch it plummet into the sea, just short of its target.


      That would be quite a BSoD.

    7. Re:Invasion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well the guy was joking in the first place. but in case you weren't being sarcastic - so do you encourage black people to commit genocide against white people anytime a white law enforcement investigates a black person's workplace?

    8. Re:Invasion! by flacco · · Score: 4, Interesting
      A couple of years ago, the Bank of Japan's Washington, DC office scheduled their annual holiday party on December 7th and sent out invitations before realizing that they had invited economists from every nation to a bash on Pearl Harbor Day.

      a decade or two ago, when japanese productivity was the marvel of the industrialized world and US supremacy seemed in doubt, the documentation to some US-bound japanese VCR's included instructions on how to set the date, using December 7th as the example date.

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    9. Re:Invasion! by jpvlsmv · · Score: 1
      It's Pearl Harbor all over again!

      No, if it was Perl Harbor, that'd be no problem, since Perl a) isn't a monopoly, and b) is licensed under the (New) Artistic License.

      --Joe
    10. Re:Invasion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...or it could be the Linola Gay and have the ability to do everything you want, you just have to flip 213 switches, pull 48 levers, and at the last minute install 20 dependencies to do what you want... but you have to figure out how to do it because you either have no documentation or what documentation you have is either incomplete, hasn't been updated for the version of controls that you have, or just makes no sense.

    11. Re:Invasion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yes, every time.

    12. Re:Invasion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It may have been July 7th in the US but it was July 6th in Japan. Relativity applies to History as well!

    13. Re:Invasion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make that December 8th, not 6th.

  9. Love them more.. by RancidLM · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow i hope they make a Anime about the raid!...
    Officer: Stop!
    M$: no!
    Officer: So, Be it.. we must Kungfoo Figh!...
    Then out of no where .. Giant Robots!!

    1. Re:Love them more.. by mattjb0010 · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Officer: All your source are belong to us.

      Sorry, had to be said.

    2. Re:Love them more.. by bersl2 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Officer: You have no chance to survive make your time!

      MS: Umm... no?

    3. Re:Love them more.. by EMH_Mark3 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Isn't there a limit of one joke per news post?

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    4. Re:Love them more.. by rholliday · · Score: 2, Funny

      ::Microsoft transforms into tentacle monster:: Officer: Wait, where did that little girl come from. What the ... Nooooooo!

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    5. Re:Love them more.. by rholliday · · Score: 2, Funny

      MS: Make my time? Okay, "time.microsoft.com." If you think it's a time server, Ha Ha Ha Ha ...

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    6. Re:Love them more.. by whiteranger99x · · Score: 4, Funny

      Then out of no where .. Giant Robots!!

      Bill Gates: I call on MicrosoftZords!

      *observe cheezy stock footage of Internet Explorer, Office, Media Player, IIS, and DirectX robots prance around for next to forever and combine into XPMegaZord. Wields DRM Sword and Product Activation Shield*

      Officer: We send Godzilla, Mothra, and Barbara Striesand!

      Bill Gates: I call on .net!

      *more cheezy footage of previous robots joining .Net to become 133tH4x0rZord. Blasts opponent with bribery and FUD attacks*

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    7. Re:Love them more.. by LousyPhreak · · Score: 3, Funny

      Officer: I call for a script kiddie!

      Bill Gates: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

      2 sec later...

      133tH4x0rZord is 0wnz0r3d by script kiddie and slams Bill Gates into the ground.

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    8. Re:Love them more.. by first.last · · Score: 1

      Thanks for not doing any Pokemon jokes....I choose you Grizzly Bear. Oww owww, not in the face!!!

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    9. Re:Love them more.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Officer: All your office are belong to us!

    10. Re:Love them more.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would mix .NET and some pocket lint to create Ballmer dancing.

    11. Re:Love them more.. by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      Officer: We send Godzilla, Mothra, and Barbara Striesand!

      Surely you mean:
      Officer: We send Godzilla, Mozilla, and Barbara Striesand!

    12. Re:Love them more.. by Adriax · · Score: 2, Funny

      *more cheezy footage of previous robots joining .Net to become 133tH4x0rZord. Blasts opponent with bribery and FUD attacks*

      Officer: We must help them!
      Other officers: Right!

      Officer1: Godzilla, digivolve to... *godzilla is engulfed in light* MechaGodzilla!
      Officer2: Mothra, digivolve to... *mothra is engulfed in light* Mozilla!
      Officer3: Barbara Striesand, digivolve to... *barbara striesand is engulfed in light* Mecha Barbara Striesand!

      *chaotic battle that destroys most of tokyo ensues*

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  10. Next up..... by stateq2 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    you're next, Bill.

  11. Will They Learn? by 36526542DD · · Score: 5, Interesting

    When will the governments of the world learn that Microsoft WILL do absolutely anything it can to achieve and maintain market dominance.

    Microsoft's objective hasn't changed since day 1: control.

    Microsoft would much rather control a broken protocol than use or contribute to an open one.

    Microsoft would rather squash or buy out competitors instead of compete on a level playing field.

    The only 2 things that can change this behavior are Open Source and government restrictions, in that order. (Increased public awareness and understanding is considered part of Open Source.)

    Long live Open Source!

    1. Re:Will They Learn? by understyled · · Score: 3, Insightful

      When will the governments of the world learn that Microsoft WILL do absolutely anything it can to achieve and maintain market dominance?

      when the governments of the world learn that this is how capitalism works.

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    2. Re:Will They Learn? by apoplectic · · Score: 2

      1) I'm sure that day 1, from the basement, Bill said "It's not about the money; it is about control!" 2) Name one company that wouldn't rather squash or buy out its competitors! I'm all for open source, but don't blind yourself with exaggeration and tunnel vision.

    3. Re:Will They Learn? by 36526542DD · · Score: 5, Insightful

      when the governments of the world learn that this is how capitalism works.

      I disagree.

      There are plenty of companies in the IT world that play fair, work together to form open protocols for the greater good, and don't stoop to what amounts to sabotage (think of how Microsoft has bastardized CSS to protect IE's market dominance) to increase their straglehold on the market.

      I'm all for capitalization, but Microsoft doesn't play by any of the rules, written or otherwise, unless they are forced to or it meets their objectives.

    4. Re:Will They Learn? by 36526542DD · · Score: 5, Insightful

      1) Don't kid yourself, Bill never spent any time starving in a basement doing development. Grandpa Gates and all his grandkids, Bill included, have always had plenty to go around. Bills education was handed to him on a silver platter, and his success (which he deserves, he is a shrewd business man with an eye for opportunity) owes it's existence to that fact.

      And if you review a little Micro-Soft history (hyphen intentional) you'll see that control has always been an underlying factor in their decisions and actions. Bill certainly never said it's about being open, even when the entire software industry was open.

      2) Red Hat, SUSE, and Intel to name a few. Intel? Yes, Intel supports many open standards and by and large I'd say they "play by the rules". Are the agressive at business? Absolutely. But does that mean they sabotage open standards (like Microsoft repeatedly does to CSS) to ensure their success? No, they don't.

      Make no mistake, the current IT environment (except for open source) is just how Microsoft wants it. They continually do things to keep consumers stupid (like hiding file extensions by default, still! All that does is ensure that everyone and their dog clicks on hot_sex.jpg.exe and gets the latest virus, but it keeps consumers stupid, just the way Microsoft likes it). They continually do things to break standards, knowing that 90% of websites will be designed to Microsofts munged versions of the standard and look great in IE, but somehow not render right in other browsers.

      There's plenty more, but it's getting late and you don't want to hear it anyway...

    5. Re:Will They Learn? by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 0, Insightful

      How the hell did this get modded up? It's just the same Linux-zealot credo we've been hearing over and over again. There's nothing interesting about it!

      There are fundamental and legetimate reasons why MS has gotten to where they are and why they still remain; not least of which is Linux's failure to make an O/S as user-friendly as XP and to market their products effectively.

      Make no mistake, if Microsoft were to disappear tomorrow it would throw the entire world into chaos. These things need to happen gradually through normal market forces.

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    6. Re:Will They Learn? by bersl2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      1. They're both pretty despicable, once you get to his magnitude. If not those two, then why else does he do it?

      The problem is that he has strayed too far into the realm of pragmatism. Most of the world is pragmatic, so he gets sympathy from them. It is our job to show him what happens when you forsake all ideals, for a change.

      2. (With apologies to any "strict" Keynesians out there) Milton Friedman: 'I have called it a "fundamentally subversive doctrine" in a free society, and have said that in such a society, "there is one and only one social responsibility of business-to use it (sic) resources and engage in activities designed to increase its profits so long as it stays within the rules of the game, which is to say, engages in open and free competition without deception or fraud."' (boldface and emphasis mine)

      Sounds good to me. By this, also sounds like Microsoft needs to get what should come to it.

    7. Re:Will They Learn? by 36526542DD · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't think it is the same "Micro$oft Sux!" banter we hear so much from us Linux zealots. At least it was not intended in that spirit.

      I admire what Microsoft has accomplished technologically. XP really is a good operating system, especially considering how young 32 bit GUI operating systems are in the scheme of things.

      My point is not what Microsoft has accomplished, but how they've gone about it.

      Take for instance their efforts to keep IE on top of the mountain:

      1) With CSS they released their own buggy variant of the code, with carefully chosen deviations from the open standard, knowing full well that 90% of websites would be developed to their munged standard instead of the actual open CSS specification. The result they were after? When someone looks at a site in another browser, it mysteriously doesn't render right. "This browser sucks!", they say, as they go back to IE.

      Similar tactics were used with HTML, JavaScript, JAVA, XML, and a host of others. Microsoft knows exactly what they are doing in this arena, and it is dirty pool!

      2) Using their monopoly status to strongarm computer manufacturers to put IE and only IE on the desktop. Imagine if Microsoft no longer allowed Dell to ship Microsoft OS's on their computers. So, of course, Dell MUST comply, or wither and die on the vine. It took the feds stepping in to sort of stop this particular instance, but they same type of tactics are used against the computer manufacturers continually to meet Microsofts objectives.

      3) Claiming IE must be part of the OS and can't be removed. This is a load of crap tantamount to perjury. I have standalone versions of IE 6, 5.5, and 5 that all run independantly on my XP just fine.

      Over and over again Microsoft has shown they'll play dirty pool doing whatever they can get away with, very well orchestrated and thought out (as in the case of CSS), unless they are forced by more than an act of congress.

      Everyone loses except Microsoft. Yes, Microsoft deserves our appreciation for creating the digital world we have today, but a world of open standards is far preferred from here on out. And Microsoft won't take that future lying down. They'll just plain take the future by lying (and cheating, and stealing, and strongarming, and...).

    8. Re:Will They Learn? by womby · · Score: 1

      There are fundamental and legetimate reasons why MS has gotten to where they are and why they still remain; not least of which is Linux's failure to make an O/S as user-friendly as XP and to market their products effectively.

      So Microsoft got to where it is today because Windows XP is the most user-friendly O/S.

      Sorry could you clarify that argument for me? It seems a bit confusing. what about before XP was around?

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    9. Re:Will They Learn? by bersl2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Make no mistake, if Microsoft were to disappear tomorrow it would throw the entire world into chaos. These things need to happen gradually through normal market forces.

      I would say that to be one of the reasons not to permit monopolies. Normal market forces had nothing to do with Microsoft's rise to absolute power.

    10. Re:Will They Learn? by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 1

      What about Windows 3.1? Windows 95? Their only SEVERE debacle was Windows ME, which truly was an atrocity. Now if they were a REAL monopoly they would sit back and laugh and sit on Windows ME. But they couldn't. Why? Because MS has competetitors (which by default makes them not a monopoly). If they still sat on Windows ME to this day I have no doubt they would have lost considerable market share.

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    11. Re:Will They Learn? by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 1

      Market forces had everything to do with their rise to power. Here's an example of when a company DOESN'T use market forces to rise:
      1. American sugar farmers lobby the government to prevent cheaper sugar from entering the country. They succeed, and everyone must pay 3 times the price for price for sugar.
      2. The US Postal Service makes it illegal to send mail to post boxes for under $0.50.

      These require government intervention. Windows 3.1 was a landmark, and don't think for a second that Bill and Palmer didn't work their asses off to at least get where they were. They didn't start off a 'monopoly', they had to make smart product AND marketing decisions. Too frequently do companies do one or the other.

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    12. Re:Will They Learn? by nametaken · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Microsoft would rather squash or buy out competitors instead of compete on a level playing field."

      Obviously nobody likes a company that "squashes" other companies, but buy outs involve at least two parties. I'm less inclined to be upset about those.

    13. Re:Will They Learn? by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      "if Microsoft were to disappear tomorrow it would throw the entire world into chaos"

      That is such bullshit! If Microsoft went away it would be no worse than if GE went down the tube, or if CBS or FOX went to hell... sure they have a singular product that a large portion of the world uses every day, whether it's a toaster, microwave, washer, dryer, sitcom, news cast, cartoon, or an operating system and an office software suite. Sure they have a monopoly of sorts and they abuse the hell out of it but the world would move on and rapidly... all the resources applied to integrating MS software and extending MS software would soon be applied to one of the other OS packages and within a year or two all the functionality would be replaced. No that year or two wouldn't be a disaster... it's not as if MS software would dissappear, even if MS did, it just wouldn't be updated, not to mention that all of their service contracts would still be in place...

      No problem. No mistake.

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    14. Re:Will They Learn? by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      Could you be a bigger jackass ?

      First and foremost, open source has nothing to do with linux, the idea and implementation was around long before linux, linus just chose to use that idea in regards to his product, so stop acting like the two are intertwined.

      Secondly, If microsoft disappeared tomorrow the only things that would be affected are people and bussiness that arent diverse enough in their infrastructure and products. Every major AV vendor would be gone, would this be bad ? I couldnt give two squats less, I dont get virus's on my solaris box's or my linux box's. (and screw hypotheticals about what MIGHT happen.) Every major ISV that markets just to MS products would be gone, despite what people think, they are not needed, them disappearing wouldnt matter.

      Marketing does not determine weather a product is good or not. Apple does better marketing than MS, as a matter of fact I cant even remember MS ever advertising windows. WHY ? because they dont have to, thats the advantage of being an illegal monopoly, you can force people to use an inferior product, and lock them into that product for indeterminable amounts of time.

      And who gets to determine whats user friendly ? Not everyone is as fucking retarded as the average MS user, not everyone wants or needs the computer to tell them they are stupid using 2 gajillion different popups, and wanrings/errors

      (POPUP) Don't do that.

      (POPUP) Be sure you wanna edit that.

      (POPUP) Your stupid. I'm a piece of software written by a person who doesnt think you can do anything other than what they want. Dont edit that file.

      I have both of my parents one grandparent and several SALES people I know running various Linux's on their computers and they have no friggin problems, and I frequently get compliments on how "fast" "easy" and "steady" it is.

      Why dont all of you MS fan-boys use a computer for something other than porn, video games, and l33t hax0red m0v13s. then you MIGHT have something to talk about.

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    15. Re:Will They Learn? by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 0

      It seems you concede that yes indeedy, it is perfectly feasible that XP is not a bad operating system, and certainly more useful to Joe Blows than Linux. But let's look at IE:

      1. Did Microsoft put in buggy code to make certain pages not render right under different browsers? Sure. But obviously since 99.9% of websites work just fine under FireFox/Opera the problem isn't as ubiquitous as you assert. Webmasters are often geeks who don't buy into the whole Microsoft scheme.
      Furthermore, the reason people don't use Firefox isn't because of standards, but because Firefox doesn't spend a dime on marketing. And that's nobodies fault but theirs. A good product is useless if no one knows about it.
      2. This OEM argument comes up time and time again and I always end up saying the same thing. It will be far easier for me to refer you to a discussion from another slashdotter:
      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=98128&threshol d=1&commentsort=0&mode=thread&cid=8392483
      See under 'Second point'

      3. Yes that claim is bogus, but so what? They shouldn't be forced to remove it anyway. if you read that whole thread you'll read why getting rid of bundling is stupid for EVERYONE, especially consumers.

      Open Source maybe the future, but don't force it upon people, especially when it's clearly not ready. Let the market decide. People said the same thing about Henry Ford the 'monopolist' and look at the innovation today. Even the most entrenched monopolies can be uprooted.

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    16. Re:Will They Learn? by 36526542DD · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Buy-outs on the up and up I have no problem with.

      But there have been a number of instances in which company A meets with Microsoft about Microsoft licensing company A's new technology, only to have Microsoft either just plain come out with the exact same thing 2 months later, or threaten to do so if company A doesn't sell at a ridiculously low price.

      In that case, your only choice is get what you can out of the company and move on, or fight a (usually) losing battle in court against a heavily funded beheamoth with more lawyers that the District of Columbia.

      There have been a number of small companies fight back (and some have won), and for that they have my respect. But I can't blame the others for selling out.

      But no, I have no problem with a legitimate buy-out.

    17. Re:Will They Learn? by Dave_bsr · · Score: 1

      HEY! I use linux for video games and l33t hax0r3d movies. I don't do porn, but I know that linux has some good web browsers and image viewers....

      now, video games...

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    18. Re:Will They Learn? by bersl2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Decent enough point. Nothing worth arguing.

      Though to make myself feel better, I'm going to state a few vague facts:
      1. Microsoft's anti-competitive behavior goes back to the early days of DOS.
      2. Using the leverege resulting from above actions, Microsoft bought their talent. You know the NT kernel? That's the work of VMS's creator, bought from DEC. He wrote NT all the way up to 3.51. Microsoft subsequently cut him out. NT hasn't been the same since. (This statement has been pieced together from several sources, including a former DEC employee.)

      OK, I feel better now.

    19. Re:Will They Learn? by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 1

      A more accurate comparison would be "it would be no different if Fords, General Motors, Toyato, Honda, Mercedes, Volkswagon, Saab, etc. went down the tube". And you bet your balls it would cause chaos. You are only picking one brand, but you need to pick the brand(s) that have 95% market share. And when that happens, people will be very unhappy. And I was referring to if all MS software was vaporized. Seems like a laudable goal, but the consequences would be unimagineable.

      These things must happen naturally, or disaster will strike every time. Governments have little place in how millions of consumers make their individual decisions in the market.

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    20. Re:Will They Learn? by tftp · · Score: 1
      WinME was unmaintainable, unsupportable, and plain barely worked. MS did well by dumping the ancient, "end of the road" code base and switching into a better, C++ based code that allows them to actually do something with it.

      This situation is neither unique nor particularly disastrous, many s/w houses encounter it from time to time. The cure is exactly what MS did - to shed the old stuff and leave it behind. Even most of the drivers for WinME had to be written in the x86 assembly... that costs.

    21. Re:Will They Learn? by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 1

      I used Linux as an example of open source as it really is the microcosm of the entire movement.

      If all Microsoft software vaporized tomorrow you would be a fool if you believed all those .doc files that are now unreadable, all those Operations Management people who use VBA and Solver with excel wouldn't be panicking. They would be. I can virtually guarantee a recession while people slowly convert to other software. And I'm not convinced all the 'other software' wuold even be as effective as Microsoft's. Case in point:
      http://www.natural-selection.org/forums/index.php? showtopic=62727

      You're only part right. Marketing consists primarily of the 4 Ps: Price, promotion, place, and PRODUCT. All these 4 items must be congruent and accounted for if you want success in business. For example, Firefox fails to do promotion and their usage rates show this. MS doesn't need to promote their browser because Firefox isn't a threat. As soon as Firefox's market share gets to appreciable levels you can bet they will start cranking out the promotion. Why do you think they're promoting their networks/database solutions?

      Users determine what user-friendly is. Go ahead. Do you think my Grandma could use Debian? Even Mandrake? Not without considerable pains. At least she knows how to close pop-ups, I doubt she could write her own driver.
      That's great you know lots of people using Linux. I know of one personally, and he's a compsci major. The rest are too skeptical or don't even know it exists. This is Linux's failure to promote their products. Everything isn't Microsoft's fault.

      Good closing remark. 'Fan-boy' has become a great insult for forums, akin to 'troll' and 'flamer'. Forunately it's an unbased claim: I'm using Opera as I write this. Although it seems clear you're quite the Linux 'fanboy' no?

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    22. Re:Will They Learn? by 36526542DD · · Score: 5, Insightful

      1) I'm an owner of a web design firm, and let me tell you, Microsoft screwing with CSS, HTML etc is a MAJOR problem that affects more than just web designers.

      The only fair way to approach the problem is to compare the world with and without this tactic. We know what it is with this tactic (spend a few minutes surfing the net, or a few hours designing a site and trying to get it to look right in the different browsers).

      If Microsoft played nice with the other children, CSS would be a far more powerful standard, reducing filesizes and load times for all, the energy and time wasted screwing with Microsoft could be spent on more productive things, I wouldn't be wasting my time writing this comment, and new and exciting features could be created as part of the open standard.

      Instead we have to settle with what we have, a bunch of half broken, half implemented standards.

      And this is just CSS, the problem is just as bad with JavaScript & worse with XML. And no, 99.9% of the sites do not work correctly in Firefox (and it's not because Firefox isn't a good browser, because it's a great browser). I still need to open IE daily for sites with broken JavaScript or pages that only partially render.

      Open standards benefit everyone. Period.

      2) I read your entire linked post, and can see why the decision makes sense for OEM's. It's a no-brainer for them. But it is a clear case of Microsoft abusing their monopoly status to crush the little guys. Is Microsoft threatened by Linux? You bet. Do they want Dell shipping servers with Red Hat on them? No way.

      And the difference between market domination and a monopoly are that one can be abused, the other cannot.

      Ford does not have the leverage to go to the gas stations and demand they only sell Ford compatible gas. But that is exactly what Microsoft does, and gets away with in the computer industry. (Ford doesn't have the same type of market dominance as Microsoft. Few do. That is the point.)

      3) Bundling is just another abuse of monopoly power and it isn't good for consumers. Microsoft constantly and consistently tries to keep consumers dumb, and they succeed. 90% of the desktops out there don't show file extensions, this is bad for consumers (think virus's, in particular) and good for Microsoft (no one knows what a .doc file is, they just know it has a big blue W on it).

      I don't want to force open source on people anymore than I want Microsoft jammed down my throat. I should have the right to buy a Dell computer with nothing on it, if I so choose. That isn't (or at least hasn't been) the case.

      Here's to the future! May it be open.

    23. Re:Will They Learn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you mister Balmer for the astro turf. Up later aren't we?

    24. Re:Will They Learn? by Qrlx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If you're holding up Bill Gates as the poster boy for "market forces" then you must have missed just about everything the company has done in about the past ten years. Sure their rise was phenomenal, and in fact I think it's the trap of their success that has pushed Gates to the draconian (and felonious) measures to ensure that noone strays from the One Microsoft Way. When 95% of the world's PCs run your OS, there aren't really that many new markets to establish, or profits to reap. Now he must squeeze those he's got, and keep them in his grasp. Many people aren't going to buy a new computer in the next few years. How can Microsoft keep the revenue coming in? Surely it's only in the best interests of the shareholders to assert some of that vast power and market influence for the good of the company.

      Ah, You can't have it both ways. You can't claim that "market forces" or the "invisible hand" led to Microsoft's dominant position and then look the other way when Microsoft twists the arm of the OEMs to crush BeOS. Or when they blatanly lied about the inseperability of IE from Windows and then spent the next five years deliberately entangling the two so that now, in fact, IE dlls perform core GUI functions.

      Is capitalism a Machiavellian endeavor? Or are there rules to this game? I think how someone addresses this is predictive of their view on the "Is Microsoft Evil" question.

    25. Re:Will They Learn? by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't think Microsoft introduces (most) bugs on purpose. I really think that, given current evidence, thinking so is being irrationally paranoid.

      There are a couple of things that could really have been intentionally done, like breaking Netscape's server. However, bugs *do* happen in the software world, and barring very strong evidence to the contrary, Microsoft should, I think, get the benefit of the doubt.

      On the other hand, Microsoft *does* put people in a position where they definitely are not going to be able to produce a high-quality piece of code. They may simply not have enough time to develop something. Microsoft isn't going to give them more resources, because a flawless implementation doesn't benefit Microsoft any, and *does* help them.

      Do I think that Microsoft would fix the flaws in IE if they had competition with more market share? You bet. But that's different from saying that they deliberately introduced bugs. I'm sure some variations from standards were intentional -- heck, Linus deviates from standards that he thinks are severely technically flawed -- but I don't think that it's a matter of course or intended as a business advantage.

      Frankly, I'm quite frusterated by people that use IE. A large chunk of the problems I get from people are from them using IE. I can't understand how they can stand using the Web with ad banners, popunders, and all kinds of adware aimed at them. IE users *suffer*, and it's irritating to see them having to deal with such bad software. Plus, it cripples adoption of certain things like PNG (or *any* images with alpha channels, really) that would be beneficial to the Web-using community at large.

    26. Re:Will They Learn? by xandroid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "if Microsoft were to disappear tomorrow it would throw the entire world into chaos"

      I have a feeling this isn't really the case, especially with the attention span the American public has these days. (Sure, it'd affect all countries, but I think America would be the hardest hit, and what the American media says, goes...) I think the media would be in a frenzy for two days, talk about it for a week, and have largely forgotten about it after a month. As for everyone who currently uses Microsoft software well, they'd just continue using Microsoft software. Organizations that are dependent upon Microsoft software would definitely start looking into viable currently-maintained operating systems and software, which would certainly be a big leg up for...well, everyone else but Microsoft.

      But there wouldn't be chaos. IT pros would have a few sleepless nights hunched over computers, but most people would rest easy.

      "These things need to happen gradually through normal market forces."

      I don't think that's necessary, but I do think that's the only way things are actually gonna happen. Of course we can talk about what would happen if Microsoft disappeared off the face of the earth, but let's be real it's just not gonna.

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    27. Re:Will They Learn? by SoTuA · · Score: 1
      3. Yes that claim is bogus, but so what? They shouldn't be forced to remove it anyway. if you read that whole thread you'll read why getting rid of bundling is stupid for EVERYONE, especially consumers.

      Well, I for one don't have a problem with bundling. What really bothers me is that uninstalling is well-nigh impossible, and the system refuses to acknowledge your preferences. (html links from other programs will open at random in your default browser or in IE)

    28. Re:Will They Learn? by understyled · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm all for capitalization, but Microsoft doesn't play by any of the rules, written or otherwise, unless they are forced to or it meets their objectives.

      and this is different from the gazillion other corporate whores that exist nowadays how? i'm not just going by the IT world. business is business, and unfortunately, there's a percentage of the population that believes profit > * . what's that, nike? you can get me running shoes that cost you 12 pesos to make but are selling for 200 usd? sweet!! where do i sign?

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    29. Re:Will They Learn? by warrax_666 · · Score: 1

      And I was referring to if all MS software was vaporized.

      Yeah, but that couldn't actually happen, could it? Kind of silly to base your whole argument on something which could actually never(*) happen, isn't it?


      Governments have little place in how millions of consumers make their individual decisions in the market.

      There are reasons for laws against various business practises when used by monopolies (which may not apply when the business in question is not a monopoly). I suggest you try reading up on it before spouting such nonsense.

      (*) Well, barring some sort of Windows-deleting virus. But even that's kind of far fetched and would only influence actually installed copies. I'm sure there are quite a lot of CDROMs lying about which are pretty much impervious to malicious software.
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    30. Re:Will They Learn? by pantherace · · Score: 1
      With regards to the Intel thing, one might argue the 'extensions' they keep adding on seem to be attempts to make binary software somewhat incompatible with other x86 & now ARM cpu manufacturers.

      MMX was certainly a reaction to WinChip developing 3dnow! which wasn't perfect, but better than MMX (and certianly was much more open than MMX (remember the fit Intel threw when AMD for example added them?)) One of my questions is if intel has finally added 3dnow! to it's x86-64 compatible processors.

      Intel mostly supports intel made standards (though admittedly it can support other people's standards), but for the arguement you are making, intel is a VERY bad example.

    31. Re:Will They Learn? by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      See though, that's where you are wrong... the reason MS has 95% market share is because they leverage their brand to compel OEM providers to install MS on all consumer machines and leverage their office suite extension to enforce a monopoly on commercial use of the OS. If MS ported Office to Linux or Unix/BSD/Solaris business would have an option of which OS to purchase for their hardware while still being able to run the preeminent Office suite.. while consumers have little choice at all as all the affordable hardware is pre-installed with Windows due to MS licensing contracts with the OEMs.

      The wrong part is that this pseudo-monopoly enforced by contract and price manipulation does not mean that they are the only game in town... ie: their market share isn't related to customer demand, they've artificially created their market share through manipulative business dealings. There are plenty of viable alternatives for an OS, ask SUN, ask IBM, ask Apple, ask Redhat... if they could get Office and Exchange for their platforms, if MS offered them in an open market strategy as any normal software developer would, those platforms would have much higher market penetration in business. The OS matters much less than the applications that run on top of the OS... nobody cares which OS they run as long as they can get the job done. Hence MS has used their applicaton presence to unduly influence the OS market in preference of their own OS. It would be different if they offered Windows for free and simply sold Office and Exchange and their Server/SQL etc... that would work just fine... in fact that would be the best of all solutions for them. Expecially if they opened the API to 3rd parties... sorry I thought I was talking about Linux for a second there...

      Instead what they do is offer Windows for free, with the caveat that you must purchase an annual service and upgrade contract while providing the most restrictive license possible and forcing you to depend upon them for any and all new innovation within the OS itself. Otherwise you have to pay for the OS at a prorated price level, just for the most basic functionality. R&D should be payed for by their application sales, not their OS contracts.

      As for disaster... please. Companies have come and gone, services and products have changed hands from the beginning of man. New products have replaced the old... don't make me remind you of the buggy whip ;-p Even if all MS software "vaporized" it would be mere months until workarounds came about and new solutions were found. Technology is no longer in it's infancy where one particular manifestation can cripple the general trend. There might be some setbacks in specific instances but in general life would go on and I believe new innovation would improve upon the old conventions as it has in the past.

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      A fool throws a stone into a well and a thousand sages can not remove it.
    32. Re:Will They Learn? by coopaq · · Score: 1, Funny
      It's interesting, yet you've still stated the obvious. Capitalism? America?

      Do you think they will run the company and increase shareholder's happiness by having 54 billion karma points in the bank instead of 54 billion dollars?

      Shareholder #666: "What's a protocol?"

      Shareholder #666': "Dunno. Ran over a cat today, but it's ok since my MSFT stock went up."

      Face it: Bill Gate's dropped out of Harvard to get farking rich using technology. There is no passion or philanthropic view in software for that man or the company he created.

      And my post is just as obvious.

    33. Re:Will They Learn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If capitalism works by breaking the law, why hasn't capitalism been outlawed yet?

    34. Re:Will They Learn? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Er, no, WinXP isn't a good OS. It's a nice GUI, yes. It's also a decent standalone desktop system, and (at least comparably) wonderful for games.

      However, it's a shitty OS. It integrates on networks poorly. The underlying implimentation of their permission scheme is screwed up the wazoo. Locking a machine down for the desktop(let's say comparable to a -default- RedHat desktop install) takes a LOT of work and requires a lot of research to figure out how to do in the first place. It has a browser built into the core function of the OS, ffs! (or so they claim - and it is indeed a pain in the ass to rip it out). The list goes on, and on, and on as to why WinXP (or any other windows) is not a good operating system.

      Say it's good for mom and pop to hack away email to their kids; say it's good for your porn and games; don't lie and say it's a good OS. (Even still, those things are only true if you don't use Outlook/IE, but it'll suffice for those tasks with about an hour's worth of updating and restarting).

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    35. Re:Will They Learn? by kahei · · Score: 1


      even when the entire software industry was open.


      When was that? I must have missed it. Certainly not the era before Microsoft, when small software companies were rare and the 'standards' produced by the likes of IBM and Honeywell cost an arm and a leg. So when?

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      Whence? Hence. Whither? Thither.
    36. Re:Will They Learn? by RoLi · · Score: 2, Insightful
      when the governments of the world learn that this is how capitalism works.

      I can't believe something stupid as this can be modded up as "insigutful".

      What you describe (ignore all laws) is called an anarchy, not capitalism.

      Capitalism is a system depending on a free market where everybody plays by the rules set by the book of laws. Just like murdering the CEO of a competing firm is not "how capitalism works", breaking anti-trust law is also not "how capitalism works". Actually the latter is a law created only to keep up a free market and to protect capitalism.

    37. Re:Will They Learn? by bugbread · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes. They're called small companies. It's like saying "people aren't interested in sex. There are plenty of 1 year olds who have no interest in sex whatsoever."

    38. Re:Will They Learn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good posts, but XP is hardly a "good" OS. Anything that needs 128M+ RAM to run, and also need virus checkers, spyware removers, etc. piled on top is in no way good IMHO (and I'm a Windows user). Yeah, it's better than Win9x, but it's nowhere near "good". Tolerable, maybe.

    39. Re:Will They Learn? by mariox19 · · Score: 2, Funny
      ...hiding file extensions by default, still! All that does is ensure that everyone and their dog clicks on hot_sex.jpg.exe and gets the latest virus...

      I guess they could make it so that extensions denoting executables are never hidden. That would be a start.

      But, the saying goes: "As soon as you idiot-proof something, they will build a better idiot." ;-)

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    40. Re:Will They Learn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, do not forget that Intel out and right snitched all their instructions from the AMD64 for their 64/32bit chip.

    41. Re:Will They Learn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      Your hot_sex.jpg.exe wasn't a link. Could you repost because the URL got lost... please? I clicked on it several times, but alas, it was simply text.

    42. Re:Will They Learn? by hachete · · Score: 1

      Dell does ship servers and desktops with linux on them.

      http://search.dell.com/results.aspx?cat=all&s=ge n& c=us&l=en&cs=&k=linux

      Mind you, that still doesn't make them the good guys as *Dell* continually screw with the tower formats to their own ends

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    43. Re:Will They Learn? by Magada · · Score: 0

      You ac'lly do have the right to buy anything from Dell - including a computer w/ no OS installed. Sad fact is, Dell's not selling. They're being coaxed, not strongarmed.

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      Something bad is coming when people are suddenly anxious to tell the truth.
    44. Re:Will They Learn? by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

      Dave Cutler is still working for MS and his resume is readily avalible on the micrisift site.

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    45. Re:Will They Learn? by 4of12 · · Score: 1

      I have no problem with a legitimate buy-out.

      I do.

      Everyone agrees that squashing another company (cutting off Netscape's air supply, pissing on Sun's Java, tells Citrix that ICA might not work in the future, etc.) through underhanded tactics is a Bad Thing. Check.

      And, everyone agrees that a large company that coerces a smaller one to sell under duress is a Bad Thing.

      So where's the harm if Microsoft buys out the small company at a mutually agreeable price?

      The marketplace can potentially be hurt when a monopoly assumes control of any additional part of the marketplace.

      In fact, what makes sense for the monopoly is to leverage every asset, including the new company, in any way possible, to maximize revenue. They have that obligation to their shareholders and that's fine. What's not fine is that they have the means, monopoly control, to do things that are not fine.

      That may mean "bundling" a promising new bought-out technology with some old technology or with some unrelated new technology that needs a push. It may mean putting a wet blanket over the new technology because it could cause significant loss of lucrative revenue from an existing product. It may mean many different things, but it generally means that the new technology is going to enter the marketplace in a different way.

      Capitalism works best when there is genuine competition in an informed marketplace. Letting a monopoly buy out a promising young company with a good technology and excellent potential for growth is suboptimal, just as depressing as watching a beautiful young 18 year old girl marry a rich old 75 year old man.

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      "Provided by the management for your protection."
    46. Re:Will They Learn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are plenty of 1 year olds who have no interest in sex whatsoever.

      Freud would beg to disagree.

    47. Re:Will They Learn? by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      Really? Is he still working on their kernel, then? Because IMO they have preemption/aio problems in XP.

    48. Re:Will They Learn? by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Heh. Well, I think Windows is less good than you're making it out to be (though current Windows machines are more suited to serving than they once were -- it's just that Linux is *really* *really* great for serving).

      It's a nice GUI, yes.

      I dunno. The GUI on Windows is definitely grating in many ways to Mac folks. I normally use Linux, and when I use a Windows box, I badly miss my pager, a nice clean background without icons on it, powerful keyboard control (launching programs, killing windows, zipping about workspaces), and the ability to use more mouse buttons usefully (resizing/moving windows).

      It's also a decent standalone desktop system,

      I don't agree. It could be, but Microsoft made three really big mistakes with Windows.

      1) They don't provide a live-boot Windows CD (yes, there's the Bart hack, which while very cool, is definitely not a Microsoft-endorsed approach) for troubleshooting. This sort of thing is terribly useful for desktops.

      2) They don't provide a comprehensive auto-update service for all the software on the system, or a mechanism for someone *else* to provide such a service. This is huge for home users.

      3) They run several network services out-of-box. This is bad from a security standpoint (there have *always* been remote holes found in copies of Windows), and not a good idea for desktop machines.

      and (at least comparably) wonderful for games.

      Actually, I've been underwhelmed by Windows' gaming prowess. There are a lot of good games for Windows, but that's because the game authors wrote them for Windows, not because of really good gaming capabilities. I will grant that DirectX is very nice, and not to be overlooked. However, Microsoft:

      * Does not provide native support for joysticks in their application software. This sort of stuff is important to encourage adoption of gaming peripherals. Mplayer can be controlled with a joystick, but Windows Media Player cannot.

      * Has an API that requires applications to do work to deal with application-switching or being fullscreened/de-fullscreened. A *lot* of game vendors didn't do the extra work required, and hence all the nastiness with games that die when minimzied or don't minimize, or games that cannot be alt-tabbed out of. On Linux, folks generally use SDL, and have a single API call to toggle fullscreen. There are no problems on Linux with new windows popping up.

      * Linux currently provides excellent scheduler and context-switching latency. This is important for soft-real-time tasks like games.

      It integrates on networks poorly.

      I'm not sure what you mean by that. I *do* think that it's awfully easy to set up a plug-and-play network of Windows machines. "I can see your computer in Network Neighborhood!" I'd say Windows is actually pretty easy to set up for basic networking stuff by an end user. Note that Apple's had a tradition of doing same.

      Locking a machine down for the desktop(let's say comparable to a -default- RedHat desktop install) takes a LOT of work

      I agree. However, I think some of this may not be due to the OS so much as the users -- Linux security issues are better widely understood and there is better security information out there for Linux.

    49. Re:Will They Learn? by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      When you are convicted of being an illegal monopoly, you don't get the benefit of a doubt. It has been proven in a court of law that they can not be trusted.

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    50. Re:Will They Learn? by Darth23 · · Score: 1
      I just went to a website yesterday using Mozilla, and it came up blank, I looked at the source and there was a bunch of (CSS-ey) junk in there so I opened the same url in IE and it came up instantly with no problem.

      If I hadn't known that the website was made for Microsoft, probably on Frontpage, I would have blamed the browser too.

      Is it illegal for Microsoft to do this kind of thing? I'm not sure. Is it counter-productive? Yes. Regular PC users get really frustrated, and people who are a little more technically proficient start to hate MS (and anyone else behaving in this manner) even more.

      If information wants to be free, that this kind of behavior places unnecessary limits on freedom. If general informational exchange requires a certain level of cooperation on standards among all the major players. Then it should be widely reported and publiziced when someone is violating the standard.

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      -------- In Soviet Russia, "Soviet Russia" sigs hate Slashdot.

    51. Re:Will They Learn? by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Yes, your Grandma could use Debian. Apparently you don't feel that she could install it. Of course, she didn't install MS Windows on her computer either. If you or probably better to get your CompSci friend to install it and configure it for her, then yes she can use Linux just fine.

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      Just a Tuna in the Sea of Life
    52. Re:Will They Learn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bundling is just another abuse of monopoly power and it isn't good for consumers.

      I agree with this, bundling should be the job of the vendors. Look at linux, Linux is only a kernel its the VARs that add the packages that make it so great. MS is going to implode not because they are a monopoly, not because they make crappy products. Even though these things are true they are going to implode because they are trying to do to much and they will spread themselves too thin.

    53. Re:Will They Learn? by aastanna · · Score: 1

      A corporation is not a person, there is no obligation for a corporations actions to be moral. Corporations exist solely to make money, and should do whatever that can get away with to that end.

      Employees, shareholders and concerned citizens are the ones with a moral responsibility. If an employee sees their company doing something immoral/illegal it's the responsibility of that employee to report this to the media/lawinforcement.

      Companies should not give to charity unless it's seen as an efficient advertising expense, or sufficiently benificial to employee's moral. The corporation should maximize profits for its shareholders. It's the shareholder's responsibility to only spend as much money as they need to support a basic standard of living for themselves and their families, and give the rest to the less fortunate.

    54. Re:Will They Learn? by 36526542DD · · Score: 1

      You would have made an excellent Enron executive!!!

      Many, many, many of the worlds ills are directly related to company executives without a conscience.

      Corporations don't make decisions and take actions, people do.

      Thanks for being part of the problem instead of part of the solution.

    55. Re:Will They Learn? by 36526542DD · · Score: 1

      To educate a man in mind and not in morals is to educate a menace to society.
      -- Theodore Roosevelt

    56. Re:Will They Learn? by 36526542DD · · Score: 1

      I'm not excusing other corporations from their actions. There are plenty of bad corporations (that are highly profitable), this discussion just happens to be about Microsoft.

      And for the record, I haven't worn a Nike shoe in probably 6 or 7 years, specifically for their track record with sweatshops. And I think their a ripoff.

    57. Re:Will They Learn? by 36526542DD · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is a very, very competent company full of enthusiastic and qualified programmers.

      They do have their bugs, of course, but when they are this strategic and consistent (with exceptions, of course) from IE 5 to 5.5 to 6, they don't get any benefit of the doubt from me.

      I'd rather be called paranoid than blind I guess.

    58. Re:Will They Learn? by 36526542DD · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ever heard of punch cards & paper tape? Really hard to secure those.

      The Altair had just started coming out, and it was just accepted that people would share and improve upon your software, and that would circulate around and you'd enjoy the benefit of that.

      Then Bill Gates out and out called the whole hobbiest market (of which he was recently a part and benefactor of) "thieves" for stealing his software and changing it.

    59. Re:Will They Learn? by 36526542DD · · Score: 1

      I don't see why hiding ~any~ file extensions is a good idea. It just promotes ignorance.

      I like how they've protected the Windows directory with a warning, then you can go in.

      But hiding any file extensions is more dangerous to consumers than letting them see them.

      And yes, I'm starting to think that consumers are a miracle because they've broken statistics: The average consumer is somehow really below average.

    60. Re:Will They Learn? by 36526542DD · · Score: 1

      Then I guess I'm glad I own a small company instead of a big one.

      The majority of the satisfaction and happiness I derive from my company is not derived from the money I make, but rather how I make it.

    61. Re:Will They Learn? by 36526542DD · · Score: 1

      EXACTLY my point!

      Had the government not stepping in with major anti-trust lawsuit against Microsoft, Dell wouldn't be selling Linux servers.

      If Microsoft could still get away with stiff-arming Dell this way, they would be. It took an act of congress (almost literally) to get them to stop in this one instance.

      I imagine there are plenty of ways they still manipulate the OEM's.

    62. Re:Will They Learn? by 36526542DD · · Score: 1

      We only have this right because of an anti-trust lawsuit brought on by the government against Microsoft. Microsoft did not give this right up easily or without a very big fight.

      Dell may not ship computers with no OS, but they ship them with a free OS you can remove in 2 minutes, so that is the same to me.

      The point is I don't want to be forced to pay for a Microsoft OS I'm not going to use, and after the antitrust lawsuit that is the case.

    63. Re:Will They Learn? by 36526542DD · · Score: 1

      I agree that the consolidation of most industries to mega-corporations is a bad thing.

      AT&T (which now is joined by a bunch of other gorillas), Microsoft, even Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart has created a lot of jobs, but they have also put under a lot of mom & pop shops and family businesses.

      I just don't like to see companies get so freaking large (Wal-Mart now employs more people than the government). The potential for abuses from huge corporations is just a lot higher than for a collection of small businesses serving the same market.

    64. Re:Will They Learn? by bugbread · · Score: 1

      That's why, consequently:

      1) Your company will always be a small company, and
      2) Your life will be better for it.

    65. Re:Will They Learn? by 36526542DD · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is going to implode because of their attitude towards the consumer. If they can manipulate us to make more money, they will.

      Look at their document formats. They get more and more proprietary and more and more locked down. This is bad for businesses.

      There was a time when you would send a word or excel document to someone via email, and if they didn't have Word or Excel, they couldn't open it.

      Microsoft it still fighting very hard to make that a reality again. Fortunate for us there are great open source alternatives like Open Office (which rocks!). Open Office is brilliant, all of the functionality (that matters) of Office, in a 35 MB free download.

    66. Re:Will They Learn? by 36526542DD · · Score: 1

      1) I think a company can be small and still have a large influence. We have a new product coming out specifically to help people become webmasters and succeed. My motivating force is to give others the same opportunity I've had (I love working for myself and am a firm believer in the entrepreneurial spirit). I would like nothing more than for thousands of families to have their dads home half the day because my product showed them how to make a good, honest living in half the time).

      2) It is better for it, thank you.

    67. Re:Will They Learn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In response to your 3 points about Windows not being a decent standalone desktop system...
      Are you serious??

      Why the hell would they make a liveCD? The install cd is a rescue disk as well, and the OS is designed to boot from the MBR to avoid boot-partition messups.

      Auto update?? THE DON'T HAVE ANY RIGHTS TO MOST OF THE SOFTWARE ON THE SYSTEM. And the ones that they do own, and that are free you can update through windows update, so don't be dumb.

      The network services thing would not be a huge deal if they actually shipped a decent build in firewall, but I agree on this point.

      About the games...
      I'm not sure about this, but does Linux have an equivelant to directX, where a game can bypass the videocard drivers to increase speed?

    68. Re:Will They Learn? by ThisIsFred · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't think showing extensions is going to fix anything. The problem is that Outlook uses the same registry database as the rest of Windows for determining what to do with files (based on file name extensions and associated applications). So filetypes like .html, .jpg, .gif, .mid, .wav, etc., open automatically. The actual format of the file doesn't matter, it's just handed over to shell execute based on those three characters after the period. The shell routine apparently ignores the extension and looks inside the file to determine if it is choosing the correct helper application. -Oh, it's actually a Windows executable? No problem!- Boom! Your machine is infected.

      Microsoft could greatly improve Outlook's security by giving the program its own minimal, user-configurable filetype registry. It could further improve it by making HTML available as a MIME-encoded attachment only. However, I didn't design or write Outlook and OE, so I have no idea how complicated this might be.

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      Fred

      "A fool and his freedom are soon parted"
      -RMS
    69. Re:Will They Learn? by 4of12 · · Score: 1

      At some point things will get so bad (already 40% of Walmart employees are eligible for food stamps) that unionizing pressures will get to be too much for them. But, hey, if you don't treat your employees well, then you get what's coming to you. And while I think it's possible that unions can effectively exert inappropriate monopoly control over the labor market, right now the balance of power is shifted so strongly in favor of corporations like Walmart that a little unionization would do the situation some good. Better that than armed revolt.

      My biggest gripe is that Mom and Pop shops with great service can't hope to obtain the same prices that Walmart does from its suppliers, which are essentially captive and squeezed by the big retailer. If those wholesale prices were made public and Mom and Pop were allowed to buy goods at the same price the situation would be improved.

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      "Provided by the management for your protection."
    70. Re:Will They Learn? by 36526542DD · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I don't know what to think of unions.

      On the one hand, the need exists. Corporations (and governments in the case of teachers) really do abuse their employees and something needs to empower them.

      On the other hand, sometimes I think the unions are worse than the corporations in their actions. Unions have always felt so mafia-like in their actions and attitudes. When I used to work construction the subs that were entrepreneurs or worked for small businesses would work circles around the union workers in both quality and quantitiy. Union workers jobs were so protected whether they worked or not that they'd drag the job on for months, just for job security (not knowing if there would be another job immediately waiting after this one). We got paid by the foot (doing exterior caulking) and we busted our butts and did a great job, because it was out butts on the line.

      I think the only defense for Mom & Pop shops is a change of thinking (one of the weakest points for many Mom & Pop shops, that have done things the same way for 40 years). Specifically, a shift to more service & custom oriented business models, with exceptional customers service / support / and relations.

      In my little town the only computer stores that survive are those with great service. Competing on price alone kills them every time, regardless of the money spent on advertising and gimicks.

    71. Re:Will They Learn? by Justice8096 · · Score: 1

      I've written commercial web sites and training tools, and it is funny how much people forget.
      I remember having to code for IE4, Netscape 4 and Netscape 6. IE matched the HTML and CSS standards a whole lot better than Netscape 4. Netscape 6 came along, and it was even better at CSS... but then they changed the Javascript engine, forcing try... catch blocks, and Netscape 4 forced that Javascript had no try... catch blocks. I had to write self-modifying code to get anything to run on them. Opera and Konquerer may be better, but as of the last time I tried them, they didn't have much better scripting capabilities. And unless you are going to suck up bandwidth, that is the only way to do input validation (or you could allow me to run this harmless Java or executable program on your machine... what? Don't you trust me?). The only real option ends up being Macromedia Flash - yup, that is even farther from "open source".
      Netscape started the same thing you are accusing Microsoft of with it's physical formatting codes - that was the first corruption of HTML. And that is why I didn't cry for poor Netscape when Microsoft did the same FU manuevoir to them that they did to other browser makers. The real problem with Microsoft was that they were too stupid to live - sending memos out about illegal acts... geez. Now Japan has raided their offices, and counting Microsoft's arrogance in America, I wouldn't be surprised if they found more illegal activities than they were looking for.

    72. Re:Will They Learn? by 36526542DD · · Score: 1

      Fortunately Firefox is on the rise, because it has pretty good CSS & JavaScript support, and adheres closely to the standard.

      It doesn't support the full standards yet, but that is better than supporting only part of the standard and throwing in your own version for bad measure.

      I agree, Netscape started the whole browser war thing, Microsoft just perfected it. I love Mozilla, Firefox, etc, but I despise Netscape (and Microsoft in some ways, and AOL in all ways).

    73. Re:Will They Learn? by 4of12 · · Score: 1

      It's a tough problem. Unions can and have abused their power. For every anecdote about The Man exploiting workers mercilessly you can come up with another anecdote about corrupt unions bleeding their companies to death.

      Pay and performance have to be tied together.

      If there was any way for workers to be paid exactly as if they were shareholders in the company for that transaction, maybe there'd be a way. But no one would ever agree as to what the genuine profit and loss was.

      Forcing the union pension fund to be invested in the parent company (and giving them corresponding seats on the board of directors to insure that execs don't rape the company in the short term either) would go some way into insuring worker's interests and the corporations interests are aligned.

      Whether we like it or not, there is no free lunch and we're all in this game together.

      --
      "Provided by the management for your protection."
    74. Re:Will They Learn? by 36526542DD · · Score: 1

      The best solution for pay and performance being tied together is to work for yourself (which I do, and love).

      That being said, it isn't for everyone, and it isn't easy.

      But I wouldn't have it any other way. I can't think of a single job I'd choose over my current situation.

    75. Re:Will They Learn? by pantherace · · Score: 1

      Yes, but they are actually supporting someone else's standard. And lets face it, they wouldn't have unless a lot of the major OEMs hadn't twisted their arms.

    76. Re:Will They Learn? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Hrm, those are some valid points; not having much MacOS experience, i didn't take them into consideration. You could probably add "needs to be consistently reinstalled as it breaks itself and runs slowly" to the list.

      (Keep in mind that I was trying to be as neutral as possible in my assessment, and, if anything, generous to Windows. There's too much knee-jerk Windows hate around here. Not that it's not valid. Just saying. :P)

      My comment about Windows gaming was mainly due to the plethora of games available, not about actual game performance or stability or anything.

      I said network integration sucks because it does. Sure, in small situations, it works, most of the time. However, with simply plugging in and going, I've seen a lot of scenarios where certain machines can't be seen. And then, of course, there's the 20 machine limit for Win2k machines. SMB/CIFS just sucks. Browse master negotiation, etc. is just a pain, and rarely works properly.

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    77. Re:Will They Learn? by apoplectic · · Score: 1

      1) Don't kid yourself. If you think you can derive notable control in a market without having the money first, you're delusional. And if you review a little Micro-Soft history, you'll see that money has always been an underlying factor in their decisions and actions.

      2) Who cares if they support open standards and play by the rules? That isn't the point. Aggressive? That isn't the point either.

      Would Intel like to squash the competition? Yes. Red Hat? Yes. Again, I dare anyone to point me to a business that wouldn't want to squash the competition.

    78. Re:Will They Learn? by 36526542DD · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1) Control == Profits, or at least that is the plan in Redmond. If Microsoft ~controls~ the desktop, they can profit thereby. If not, why even put out a free browser? Not for the profit. Not for the ad revenue. Not to be nice. It is for control. And when you are in control, you can make the rules about where the money goes (into your bank account).

      2) I care if they support open standards, and every other user of the internet should, too. To profit from the rise of computers and the internet, through means that will hasten its demise, is both short-sighted and unnecessary. And I never said being agressive was bad.

      I think Intel would like to beat the competition, their actions would indicate there are reasonable limits they'd go to in order to squash them.

      I dare anyone to point me to a business that wouldn't want to squash the competition.

      Open your eyes. Apparently you are unaware of the relationship between Red Hat and the umpteen companies that ship derivative products using their source code! There is a huge difference between wanting to be as profitable as reasonably possible (no problem) and seeking to destroy the competition through any means possible (problem).

      The business world is like the sports world. If the rules were taken out of basketball the game may be entertaining to those with room in their heads for all-star wrestling, but it would destroy the game for those that loved it, and would spell the end of basketball.

      Likewise, if we are to avoid such a fate in computers, the internet, and indeed all businesses and industries, the collective parties involved must obey the common rules of decency. Otherwise, the market will simply be full of Enron's, Qwest's, SCO's, Verisigns, and the like.

    79. Re:Will They Learn? by apoplectic · · Score: 1

      1) Fine. Control == Profits. But then, Profits == Control. You can't be in the position to take control without profits in the first place. Sure, Microsoft offered a free browser. A product of umpteen programmer hours. This is something that most companies would not be in a position to do...primarily because they don't have the finances to produce such a product for nothing in the first place!

      I maintain my original assertion. I fail to see anything that would indicate that CONTROL has always been more important than MONEY in the Microsoft/Bill Gates mind. Keep in mind that you are defending the ridiculous original assertion of "Microsoft's objective hasn't changed since day 1: control." Please.... You must be right...money NEVER came first, not even day one.

      2) Open you ears. Or better yet, your dictionary for that matter. Since when did "squash" equate to "seeking to destroy through any means possible"? When did "squash" connote "to bypass the common rules of decency"? You people certainly read a lot into one word.

      So, your assertion is that Red Hat doesn't care how their direct competitors fare? I would imagine that if all Red Hat's direct competitors suddenly fell off the face of the planet, that Red Hat would enjoy and welcome the breathing room. Monopoly!! Unfettered economic landscape!! What human being, much less company, wouldn't want these things?

      No, wait. You must be right. Red Hat would likely be so overcome by depression that they'd willingly pull their products from the marketplace and fold.

    80. Re:Will They Learn? by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      Fuck marketing. Keep advertising people the hell away from anything even remotely technical. Period. They are the reason jobs are going overseas, as is MS for trying to make computers fool proof, when you make the level of entry on a product so low that anybody can attain it and use it you lower the intelligence of your users, you will then have to babysit those users more and more as their intelligence level decreases. I don't want Linux to be moron friendly.

      Secondly if you only know one person who uses Linux you must live in a small place in the US, and not have much interaction with people because Linux runs on more desktops than apple, and thats only according to "marketing" types who only count purchased versions of software. Linux is better than MS at most everything, its a better design, its more stable, more secure, and yes its more user friendly because it just works (TM).

      You made some comment about needing to write drivers or some such shit, and let me ask you when exactly you happened to have this problem, because I have been using Linux exclusively for about 4 years now and I still don't code, and have never needed to.

      Grandma can use debian, and mandrake once she is shown HOW to use debian or mandrake. Do you think grandma is like neo with windows ? that she is somehow going to just "know" how this shit works ? sorry pal, your dead ass wrong about that. As a matter of fact I am willing to bet that the average user couldn't tell Gnome from windows at this point, let alone have a problem with it.

      I love how you are making all of these asinine comparisons like "she knows how to close pop-ups" sorry I haven't seen one of those on Linux in over a Year. Have you even used Linux recently ? Or are you commenting on some article that you read someplace ?

      And just out of curiosity: If Linux isn't a threat why is MS calling it a threat ? Why has Linux gained more market share in three years than mac has in four ? And don't even get me started on whats going to happen when Sun and IBM start distributing all-in-one solutions running Linux on the desktop.

      Word of mouth is the most influential thing. And I know a lot of people who are curios about this "Linux" thing and why its better than windows. And I didn't even have to tell them it was better, they already knew that.

      --
      "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
    81. Re:Will They Learn? by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Why the hell would they make a liveCD? The install cd is a rescue disk as well

      Because a real OS is a much nicer recovery environment than a highly limited shell. I've had uncomfortable moments where it's really difficult to fix something with the extremely stunted rescue environment -- but if I could just have booted into Windows, I'd be fine. I've done low-level Windows work of the sort that can easily render Windows unbootable and eventually gave up trying to use the lousy rescue environments, and just installed Windows on two partitions on each machine I was working on, so that I had a second copy of Windows around to do live boot recovery. It's technically possible to do this with Windows. There have been hacks from c't for 9X and a somewhat more broken hack for NT, Bart provides a hack to pull it off with certain versions of already installed Windows, and Microsoft even uses live-boot CDs for special (non-resuce purposes), but they don't provide a troubleshooting CD. My guess is that they're trying to maintain the illusion that the Windows NT/2k/XP password prompt provides some kind of security to the user, and hence want to make bypassing it marginally more difficult.

      , and the OS is designed to boot from the MBR to avoid boot-partition messups.

      What are you talking about? That doesn't make any sense at all. The MBR is synonymous with the boot blocks of a drive.

      Auto update?? THE DON'T HAVE ANY RIGHTS TO MOST OF THE SOFTWARE ON THE SYSTEM. And the ones that they do own, and that are free you can update through windows update, so don't be dumb.

      [sigh] Look. They can quite easily provide a service that lets people download updated software over the network automatically, as all current major Linux distros do. That doesn't mean that people can just download Corel's suite, it means they have a tool that scans all the software on your system and looks for patches to that software, and can download and patch that suite.

      It means that your system maintenance is automated, as opposed to a slow task of looking for updates and manually checking what version you have. Heck, I'm not even sure where to *do* this for Windows -- at least the Mac has versiontracker.

      I'm not sure about this, but does Linux have an equivelant to directX, where a game can bypass the videocard drivers to increase speed?

      Yes. First of all, DirectX does not bypass drivers, not in the sense that you're talking about. Bypassing drivers would be a really awful idea, since you'd lose all your hardware acceleration. What it does is bypass the Windows GDI API, which is a slow imaging toolkit used to draw most things in the Windows interface. The equivalent to this on Linux is bypassing X11 (and preferably SHM as well), and using DGA. Since it's a pain to have to deal directly with the crap beneath the GDI, Microsoft put out a nice interface called DirectX. SDL (and associated libraries, like SDL_image and so on) is a front end that provides this kind of fast graphics functionality.

      DirectX can be handy because it's a single library that does sound, 3d graphics, 2d graphics, etc. Normally on Linux, one uses individual libraries for each component one is working with. Most of the popular ones lie on top of SDL.

    82. Re:Will They Learn? by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 1

      Fuck Marketing? Marketing is the very reason why Firefox hasn't caught on. Changing brand identity every few years is a serious problem. If you don't believe in marketing that's your business, but don't complain when computer illiterates don't know of it, or don't know anything about it. Word of mouth is painfully slow, especially when people keep trying to look up Phoenix instead of Firebird or Firefox or Firepig or whatever the name-of-the-year is.

      I live in Canada, a city of about 1 million people and I go to University where you would expect more Linux users. And maybe there are, but the people I talk to happily use XP. Would they switch? Maybe, but Linux hasn't told them why they should. And that is Linux's fault, not Microsoft's.

      Does Grandma have the time or ambition to fiddle with a computer? Probably not. With Mandrake you do have to fiddle a lot more, and it is a larger learning curve. Even Mandrake people will admit this, why you resist is beyond me.
      You seem to think she's going to have a compsci friend amoung her bridge club, which is of course completly insane.

      The reason Linux and Firefox hasn't caught on has nothing to do with Microsoft's supposed monopoly. 'Bundling' and OEMS have nothing to do with the open-source's failures as a business, or lack thereof.
      There are rational explanations for the slow growth of Linux, like the lack of marketing (such as with Firefox). Until then word of mouth will indeed slowly creep up their market share. It's happening already, like you said, so why force it? I didn't say Linux wasn't a threat; it is. But the best product in the world isn't any good if no one has heard of it. Once word-of-mouth starts spreading (and it spreads exponentially) and market share increases, Microsoft will perk up. Whether they decide to innovate (which will succeed if it's truly better) or 'lock down' (which by itself will never succeed) or market better (which by itself succeeds) is up to them.

      People need to be eased into these things. They don't need the government ordering companies around.

      --

      Corporations: your universal scapegoat for all society's ills.
    83. Re:Will They Learn? by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      why do people like you who seem to think that everyone in this world knows everything about windows, and as such would never want to use anything else ? Grandma might not have a compsci major in her bridge club, but what the fuck makes you think that she will know anything else about windows that she does about linux ?? were you around back in the mid-90's ? windows got popular because of WORD OF MOUTH ! and because it was used in bussiness's which was in part because of WORD OF MOUTH among the people who were in charge of buying computers for bussiness's, then home users wanted the same thing at home as they had at work, and hence they bough windows. and it wasnt because they knew it was windows, or what the difference was between windows and mac. it was because somebody TOLD them, and it wasnt a marketing campaign, if marketing was everything we would all be using apple's.

      You keep bringing up firefox and its name change, whoopdee fucking do. firefox isnt even at 1.0 yet and somehow them changing there name matters ? I bet if you ask the average person what their OS is they might answer Internet Explorer, ask them what their web browser is and they might say the internet. Branding doesnt mean dick these days. It means even less with products the average person doesnt know anything about.

      The average person doesnt install ANY computer OS and that includes windows, so yes bundling has A megafuckton to do with what grandma runs on her PC. Most people have at least heard of linux, its kinda hard to avoid unless you dont watch the national news, avoid news websites, and have nothing to do with investments. most people do at least one of the above, they might not understand what linux is, but that doesnt matter cuz they dont understand what windows is either.

      Linux doesnt have to tell people why to switch. Microsoft never told anyone why to switch. Thats not the way this works, we aren't talking about cars with grandpa, the one who refuses to drive anything but a caddy. The average user (~90% of the market) doesnt know or care what runs on their computer as such once this "linux" thing starts getting a larger and larger share of the desktop world your going to see more and more companies marketing to it, coding for it etc .... and then the dell's and gateways of the world will be forced to bundle it, and then all of a sudden grandma and her entire fucking bridge club are running linux. kinda like what happend with windows.

      And I am asking you to back up your claim of having to fiddle more with mandrake, fedora or any other END user distro. Last time I checked grandma still had to call dell to get shit to work with her PC, I know this because they still have thousands of people working in call centers walking grandma through the latest windows update, and explaining why all of a sudden X program doesnt work anymore.

      You keep claiming marketing succeeds in the desktop user OS world. sight your example, microsoft isnt it.

      The gov't is free to enforce existing laws as it sees fit. if it doesnt order the companies around then it can kindly ignore me while i steal your car, rape your wife, and kill your kids. Doesnt sound to appealing ? didnt think so, and just because MS has a fuckton of cash doesnt mean they should be allowed to do the bussiness world equivlent.

      Microsoft has never innovated shit. they have bought others innovation, stolen others innovation, and copied others innovation but never ever created it.

      And just a guess, are you a marketing major, or trying to get a job with MS or an MS friendly firm ? because your veiws are rather short sighted and dont take history or market trends (let alone actual research) into account.

      --
      "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
    84. Re:Will They Learn? by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 1
      You're missing the point. Given a linux distro and given XP, she will find XP much easier to use, ceteris peribus. Of course one doesn't know everything about Windows, just enough to get by. And if she DOES have a problem there's a nice number to call. Do these Linux distros have a number? No, they've got web boards, if you can find them. And I'm sure most people can't

      If you still resist, go ask an XP user why he hasn't tried Linux. he won't say "Because XP has locked me in.", be'll say, "I have no reason to." or "I'm happy with XP."

      Branding doesnt mean dick these days.
      I can only assume you haven't taken any marketing courses, or maybe any courses at all... The brand name of a company itself will be worth many times more than just the company assets (known as 'Goodwill' on accounting statements.

      Let's look at the classic OEM argument:
      From what I know, computer vendors get a 70% discount on MS products if they solely ship MS products. That's a good deal. But is it 'unfair'? Once again let's take a look:
      Let's say you are the manager at Dell. You can choose to only ship cpus with XP at $100 per head, or ship different computers, but any cpus that have XP will cost $300. Which do you choose? This is a trade-off with obvious pros and cons. For most managers, they stick with Microsoft. Why? Because it makes no sense to ship other operating systems that very few people want when it causes your best product to go up $200.
      Now, why doesn't anyone want other operating systems? Let's look at the competetion for IBM machines: Linux and BSD, really. And who does Dell commonly ship too? Certainly not geeks, their borderline insulting advertisements show this. So all the non-geeks, also known as 99% of the population, want an operating system that is nice and user-friendly. And what falls into this category? Windows XP.

      So as a manager at Dell, you COULD tell MS to take their deal and shove it, and only have Linux boxes. But you would hardly sell a single computer. Why? Because you neglected 99% of the market.
      Until Linux stops catering to geeks, and starts catering to average Joes, MS will continue to dominate. Couldn't vendors solely offer Linux, which doesn't cost them a dime? It's a better O/S right? Then why don't people want it? Either because they don't know about it, they don't know enough about it, or no one has given them reason enough to switch: most are happy with XP; the poor fools.

      Okay, but let me concede. IF Linux is truly all this wonderful user friendliness you purport, then wouldn't it be gaining marketshare? YES! It does, but mostly buy word of mouth.
      You seem to think the Marketing is only advertising; it isn't. It's supply chain management, product management, logistics, consumer trends, etc. Getting these OEM deals was a brilliant move in the supply chain. Linux could very easily go up to one of these vendors (or perhaps start at a smaller one) with their own marketing teams and explain to them how great and user friendly Linux is. But they don't.

      Government is responsible for property rights. Anything beyond that is questionable. Anytime Microsoft has commited fraud, or stolen anything, or commited violence, they were punished. And they should be. But not for making business decisions and the millions of independent decisions of their consumers to use their products.

      I'm a science major, and I would never work for Microsoft. As you said, they don't innovate and would certainly not be a good company to work for. But there are reasons why they got where they are. Hell, they didn't START OUT a 'monopoly'!
      --

      Corporations: your universal scapegoat for all society's ills.
    85. Re:Will They Learn? by 1lus10n · · Score: 1

      Actually yes linux distro's do have those numbers, however just like windows in order to get support you have to BUY the product.

      I disagree with your statement about XP being easier to use, given the same ammount of training on both platforms I bet the average user would be more happy with linux because they wont need the "extra" crap that windows uses like antivirus software.

      People who think marketing matters dont pay attention to this MARKET ! we aren't talking about the old economy, most people think their PC is microsoft, and see my previous references in my last post, if martketing and branding matter so much why is there so much ambiguity within the branding of an average persons PC ? get a grip. I dont give a fuck what your prof. said, read a book on the history of the PC industry then maybe you might understand my point.

      You hit the reason a major computer manufacturer doesnt ship an alternative OS right on the head, because the cost of shipping the microsoft based PC's would effectivly triple, thats called abusing your power has a monopoly, and the corporation otherwise known has the republican party has refused to do what they should and break up MS. If MS is so great then why do they need such arcane and restrictive OEM contracts ? why not let them ship whatever OS they want ? whats that ? because people will buy the computer that costs LESS ? Why ? because COST matters more than anything else, including branding, marketing and whatever crappy ass bussiness reasoning you can come up with.

      you want marketing ? IBM does marketing for linux, so does sun. and they have been doing it for a shorter period of time and havent even aimed it at the end user, and linux has passed apple, gaining market share. I love people that are afraid of change, and i love people who cling to the old ways of doing things, like needing to spend copious amounts of money on marketing that doesnt accomplish shit.

      They dont go pandering to distributers because they dont need to. which is why you dont like them, they undermine your job/ideals.

      Microsoft has been convicted of abusing their monopoly, if they continue this practice they should be punished more. and the government is not only around for property laws, its around for all laws. thats the basic principle of our society and no amount of pro capitalist marketing majors can change that.

      No they didnt start out a monopoly, they used a monopoly (IBM) to get an advantage over their only real competition in apple, they then established a monopoly and broke HUNDREDS of laws to mantain it and expand it. The reason they fear linux is because after this SCO shite fails there wont be anything they can do to "crush" linux. and then they will fail.

      And it took years for MS to gain enough market share to be considered a monopoly. why is linux supposed to do it overnight ?

      any replies you come up with will be ignored. When you get out of school and get a job in the real world, you might understand that marketing (in all its facet's) doesnt mean dick in this fight.

      --
      "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe." --Albert Einstein
    86. Re:Will They Learn? by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      2) Open you ears. Or better yet, your dictionary for that matter. Since when did "squash" equate to "seeking to destroy through any means possible"? When did "squash" connote "to bypass the common rules of decency"? You people certainly read a lot into one word.

      Those definitions of "squash" became operative when we began discussing Microsoft.

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    87. Re:Will They Learn? by apoplectic · · Score: 1

      Oh yes. I understand: The Slashbot Factor.

  12. Why couldn't the FBI do this? by Epoch+of+Entropy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As covered in a previous story here , why couldn't the FBI do that on MS's home turf?

    I'm willing to bet the anti-trust trial would have made more headway.

  13. i read the bbc article and.. by plasm4 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    and it seems to me that they are protecting Japanese companies from alleged abuse on my Microsoft's part in contracts.

    nothing sissy about that.

  14. Heh... by Lane.exe · · Score: 2, Funny
    Japanese bureaucrat -- "Mistah Gates -- you ha blought dishonah upon you house an you famiry. Heyah is you tanto an katana. You selvant Steve Barmel wir be arong shotly to herp wit you seppuku. Sayonara."

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    IAALS.
    1. Re:Heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your going to go through all that trouble do it right.

      Mistaa Gatosu -- yu habu brotu disonaa upon yuru famirii. Hiru izu yuru [?? ??] katana. Yuru saabanto Stibu Baamaa wiru bii arongu shooturi to herupu witsu [??]. Sayoonara.

      You will never hear a japanese person say "selvant","wir", "herp", or "wit"

      None of those words involve native Japanese sounds.

    2. Re:Heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Racism is never funny. The mods are insane, as usual.

    3. Re:Heh... by tftp · · Score: 3, Informative

      It would be quite difficult to attempt sepukku with a katana.

    4. Re:Heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahah!!! Hahah!!! You made a funny funny comment where you deftly immitate a Japanese person mixing up their L's and R's. That was sooooo clever! Hahahah!

      Fucking racist hillbilly redneck.

    5. Re:Heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I know, let's pretend we're all the same, and just get all uptight and pissy whenever differences between people are pointed out! I'd rather make that vein in my forehead throb than have a good laugh any day, just so long as I still stand on moral high ground.

    6. Re:Heh... by jdifool · · Score: 1
      You can make fun of everything, but not with everyone.

      You are not the good one, period.

      Go back to your PC, and stop making grand statements like that.

      jdif

      --
      Let's overcome our weakness.
    7. Re:Heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After you're done mortally wounding yourself your assistant is meant to finish you off. I think that is why the katana was included in his joke alongside the tanto.

    8. Re:Heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It'll be even harder to attempt seppuku with Ballmer's pot belly.

    9. Re:Heh... by Mad+Alchemist · · Score: 1
      Oh, the irony. The parent was modded 50% flamebait when I read it. And yet, right in the /. moderation FAQ it says:

      Flamebait -- Flamebait refers to comments whose sole purpose is to insult and enrage. If someone is not-so-subtly picking a fight (racial insults are a dead giveaway), it's Flamebait.

      And yet the grandparent is modded up as funny...

    10. Re:Heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, what are you smoking? Care to speak English?

    11. Re:Heh... by lth · · Score: 2, Informative

      Perhaps that is what the 'tanto' (a short knife) is for..

      The katana is probably just extra service, in case Gates can find someone willing to behead him and stop his most painfull and honorable suicide.

      The art of Seppukku

    12. Re:Heh... by Togakure · · Score: 1
      I understand that the servant wielding the katana does so that an honourable death is finished with relatively little pain (beheading) instead of much pain, agony, and possible dishonouring of the death by messy thrashing around and screams of 'why did I do this' or whatever.

      Servant also there just in case it is a dishonourable death, or just a plain mucked up but honourable attempt at seppuku and there is no way the person personally involved (heh heh) can survive the resulting wounds (and taking several days to die instead of bleeding out painfully in a couple of minutes).

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    13. Re:Heh... by flacco · · Score: 1
      It would be quite difficult to attempt sepukku with a katana.

      i thought that was for Gates's "second" to behead him with, as per custom.

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      pr0n - keeping monitor glass spotless since 1981.
    14. Re:Heh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think his point was it's a stupid joke.

    15. Re:Heh... by SoTuA · · Score: 3, Informative
      The katana is probably just extra service, in case Gates can find someone willing to behead him and stop his most painfull and honorable suicide.

      No, the katana is there to make his suicide honorable. You see, few people can resist cutting out his/her entrails without quite a bit of screaming and thrashing.

      So, the person who his killing him/herself slices himself open, and the assistant will gauge the moment when it looks the guy/gal can't hold a minute longer without howling his/her head off, and then beheads him/her. That way, the person faced death bravely and not whinning like an animal.

    16. Re:Heh... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      The tricky part is HOW the servant has to cut off the head of the person performing the ritual. IIRC, it HAS to be cut from the front (the throat, not the neck), and it can NOT completely sever the head (a rolling head is a fate of dishonorable ones), but rather, sever the spinal column but not the entire head, so that the head falls forward with the chin against the chest.

  15. The Article's Kind of light by TheIzzy · · Score: 1

    The article really doesn't say anything at all that Slashdot's preview didn't already say. (I guess that explains why slashdoters don't RTFA.)

    I am curious, however, why the article's headline reads "update 3". Did stuff happen in the past I'm not aware of or what?

    1. Re:The Article's Kind of light by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The article really doesn't say anything at all that Slashdot's preview didn't already say.

      What article?

    2. Re:The Article's Kind of light by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's because the raid happened this morning in japan; 'nother words the situation is happening right now, and is just starting to trickle in the news services. there will be a series of "updates" until this stabilizes into a discrete 'story'.

      it's bloomberg's way of telling you "breaking news, stay tuned".

    3. Re:The Article's Kind of light by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think that's because the headline is one
      that warms the cockles of the majority of /.'ers.
      "Japanese Government Raids Microsoft Offices"
      I mean, what's the worse we can wish upon Redmond's finest? Death? Of course not.
      Imprisonment? Professional ruin?
      Embarassment?
      Sure, pieing Gates brings some easy laughs
      but having the government of a close economic ally decide to go through with this, let's face it, at that very moment we first saw the title, nothing we read could have topped that giddy feeling.

      Besides, this is one of those Bloomber's press release articles:

      "Microsoft Japan spokesman Kazushi Okabe confirmed commission officials were at the office, adding that he didn't know why they were there".
      Writing like this truly is an art.

      What isnt said is that the JFTC isnt some US stylee watchdog which usually reach into the fringe. It is populated by ex-ministers, baseball commisioners, and industrials giants.
      This was a political issue. You dont have some intern accountant decide to take action against Microsoft. And in Japanese society such decisions always carry many subtexts.

      Bill seems to have pissed off quite a few bigwigs in Japan. o

      Nate M.
      Mitsukaido
      Ibaraki prefecture
      Japan

  16. Innocent until proven guilty.......so guilty! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Umm...haven't they already been found guilty of abusing their monopoly? I can't see that as being a good thing to have on your record when going into an anti-monopoly lawsuit.

  17. Re:All Your Patents Belong To Us ! by mroch · · Score: 1

    At least get it right if you're going to make that joke...

    All your patents are belong to us!

  18. It's about the money by Denver_80203 · · Score: 0, Troll

    always is. Unless they are talking about the xbox offices....

    You linux weenies are just jealous.

  19. First Glance... by physicsboy500 · · Score: 1

    After the first glance at this story headline I thought there would be a tiny Japanese government official with every copy of office 2k5.

    Possible new Microsoft sales pitch in my demented mind:

    Now those crazy kamikazies are going to help your system crash in style!

    --
    The original generic sig.
  20. Never saw them coming? by nodwick · · Score: 5, Funny
    That's funny, as I was reading the billionth story about Microsoft this week, I was just thinking exactly the same thing about the monopoly jokes ...

    What happened to the good old days when we had RIAA and SCO jokes to space out the Microsoft ones?

    1. Re:Never saw them coming? by caino59 · · Score: 1

      good ol' days?

      surely you are being sarcastic...the 'good old days' as you refere to them are only in the last what - year or so?

      im hoping the mods mod the parent up as 'funny'

      please.

    2. Re:Never saw them coming? by rholliday · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hey kids! Choose your Monopoly joke from the following options: A. They should have played with the shoe. I never lose when I play with the shoe! B. How many time were they told, you only get one hotel! I don't care if it is Park Place! C. Hey! I see you! Stop trying to pretend you're on "Just Visiting!"

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    3. Re:Never saw them coming? by Zork+the+Almighty · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm surprised that Microsoft doesn't code name their products "Boardwalk", "Park Place", etc. It would make for a great in-joke while the DOJ is turning a blind eye.

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    4. Re:Never saw them coming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      I don't think the sticking point is Monopoly.
      According to an article at the Inquirer this morning.
      "The Japanese Fair Trade Commission claims that Microsoft persuades customers in Japan to sign away their rights to sue the Vole when they pre-install Windows on their PCs. The monopoly cops say the clause would apply to customers even if they were to discover Microsoft had infringed their own patented technology."
      If you install Microsoft products you have to give up rights to your own IP.

    5. Re:Never saw them coming? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Got it all wrong. You've gotta be the tophat, and buy out all the purple and light blue properties. They are cheap to buy, cheap to build on, and you make a hell of a lot more money bleeding for fellow players as they try to avoid "skid row" than you ever will going for the throat.

      Ah, the slumlord principle...

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    6. Re:Never saw them coming? by CreatureComfort · · Score: 5, Funny


      Actually, I'd rather see Hasbro come out with a version of the game where the squares are labeled Windows, Windows NT, Windows 95, Internet Explorer, etc...

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    7. Re:Never saw them coming? by notque · · Score: 1

      Got it all wrong. You've gotta be the tophat, and buy out all the purple and light blue properties. They are cheap to buy, cheap to build on, and you make a hell of a lot more money bleeding for fellow players as they try to avoid "skid row" than you ever will going for the throat.

      You need a least 1 out of red/green/yellow to get you through some lean slum lord times.

      But overall I agree.

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    8. Re:Never saw them coming? by jtosburn · · Score: 5, Funny

      Wow. So instead of Jail, you have MS Bob?

      This is a great theme, actually! Free Parking would then become.....you guessed it! LINUX!!!!

    9. Re:Never saw them coming? by torrin · · Score: 1

      Would the railroads be replaced with Outlook, Word, Excel, and Access?

    10. Re:Never saw them coming? by Sepper · · Score: 1

      There is one version with 'dot com' companies... altough I don't remember where I last saw it...

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    11. Re:Never saw them coming? by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      What happened to the good old days when we had RIAA and SCO jokes to space out the Microsoft ones?

      Don't know about the RIAA, but I think that Heise (the lawyer) finally managed to muzzle Darl, after IBM threw his "millions of lines" bit back at them in court.

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    12. Re:Never saw them coming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      BURN IN BALTIC!!!!

      By purple do you mean dark or light? Also, going straight for yellow or green (one of the two) can often really rake it in. Most have a 3 house threshold where they really start to deliver.

    13. Re:Never saw them coming? by Unoti · · Score: 1

      We replace "Chance" and "Community Chest" with... "Oh no! I've got to draw another VIRUS CARD"

    14. Re:Never saw them coming? by Mr.+Piddle · · Score: 1

      Actually, you get sent to DLL Hell. You would get out after three turns, but a "chance" upgrade failed and the whole game blue screened.

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    15. Re:Never saw them coming? by buck_wild · · Score: 1

      Ok, there could be something to this. But I'd bet the MS wouldn't allow their product names to be capitalized on.

      I wonder what the licensing cost would be for all the MS product lines...

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    16. Re:Never saw them coming? by buck_wild · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what MS Bob would be coupled with, but it should be placed right past Go. If memory serves, they were Baltic and Mediteranian.

      Either way, a cheap-ass square that only the completionists (or cheap bastards like me that nickle-and-dime you to death) would want.

      I'm with you on Free Parking! That was a good one.

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    17. Re:Never saw them coming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It has been done.

      A Canadian was selling them and was threatened by Hasbro and MS. His parody was protected speech in Canada and he told them to fuck off.

      Oddly enough however, I cannot find the web site he runs/ran. I suspect it's dead.

    18. Re:Never saw them coming? by abram10 · · Score: 1

      Yeah. When you try to sell your property to someone else, you're sued for a megadollar.

  21. Foregin powers by Tennguin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It is absolutely ridiculous that our rights (to free trade in this instance) in the United States are treated so lightly by our government.
    At every opportunity it seems the president is reinforcing "his commitment to spreading freedom throughout the world" yet it takes a foreign power to ultimately prove how hollow that sentiment is.
    When compared against Europe and Japan, the United States commitment to protecting its citizenry from overbearing coorperate powers is shown lacking time and again. I for one an tired of the hypocrisy.
    Its shameful that I have to look to another country with hope that something will be done to curb the monopolistic amoral appetite of these coorperations.
    For now I can only say "go Japan!". I'm embarrased by the entire predicament.

    1. Re:Foregin powers by sadler121 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I agree, I am ashamed of the double standard the current administration has put on "Bringing Freedom to the world".

      More the cause to vote Bush out of office come this November. I will still vote though cause I am in Utah, my states electoral votes are pretty much destined for Dubya as it is!

      At least I can add my voice to the growing number of democrats here in Utah. Hopefully too we can rid Utah of that Bastard of a senator Orin Hatch! ;-)

    2. Re:Foregin powers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm from California. I'll trade you Hatch for my entire state government. You can have the prison guard's union, too.

    3. Re:Foregin powers by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 0, Interesting

      Umm, isn't legislating against 'monopolies' a breach of rights (to free trade for instance)? Businesses should be able to do what they want, how the hell do you think the US got to be the richest country in the world? It wasn't just because of a war that happened 50 years ago.

      Corporations have become the new scapegoats for our failures as businesses and consumers.

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    4. Re:Foregin powers by Tennguin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Youre arugument is faulty because it compromises one individuals freedom (the stomped upon business) for another (the monopoly).

      Following your logic it would be a breech of my rights if the government prevented me from shooting my neighbor or digging up his bushes.

      It is important to remember there are TWO parties involded here.

    5. Re:Foregin powers by foniksonik · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What I see is that this is a great example of a truly global economy... instead of a US-centric gobal economy, ie: US companies get to be global but everyone else has to shut up and do what we say...

      I'm glad that foreign governments are taking up the challenge of overseeing these huge international corporations, as they should. Why should the US government be the only authority and take all the blame for imposing sanctions on our home-bred companies.

      In fact I foresee that governments will be begin working more closely with each other to regulate corporations by allowing and aiding each other in actions just like this... what better way to avoid reelection scandal regarding local economies and employments rates while still getting the effective results of having regulated locally.

      Soon corporations will get the picture that they can't go about doing whatever they want. Regardless of the political environment of one particular country, they will get hit by stiffer sanctions in the rest of the world... where they don't play such a large role in politics and their money isn't nearly as significant.

      It's global now boys... you're not in you're own backyard anymore.. time to learn how to play by new rules.

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    6. Re:Foregin powers by Justin+Ames · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Japan's "protection" of is consumer is a pick and choose one. Take for example, Japanese TVs. Imports were banned early on and the price of TVs were kept artificially high by the Japanese Government. The Japanese economy is highly regulated. Maybe that's why it is doing poorly.

    7. Re:Foregin powers by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Every bit of legislation always accomplishes one thing: Limiting our freedom.
      Your right to life and liberty means you can't kill anyone.
      Your right to unreasonable search and seizure means you can't go and steal from someone.

      The idea is to make a set of rights that are sensible and protect us without trampling our freedoms excessively.
      The difference between governments and corporations is choice. When a government says 'you can't kill your fellow man', you had better obey or you'll go to jail. Governments have a monopoly on law, you can't go to another government without leaving the state. But when a corporation charges you too much for a product, you don't have to buy it, you have choice. There's your difference.

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    8. Re:Foregin powers by Flingles · · Score: 1

      "Businesses should be able to do what they want, how the hell do you think the US got to be the richest country in the world?"

      I found this post reminded me of Bowling for Columbine, it goes something along the lines of "all this free work made America the richest country in the world!" (ie. slavery). In that context you are saying that companies should be allowed enslave a race for their profit :)

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    9. Re:Foregin powers by Tyrell+Hawthorne · · Score: 1

      Umm, isn't legislating against 'monopolies' a breach of rights (to free trade for instance)? Businesses should be able to do what they want, how the hell do you think the US got to be the richest country in the world? It wasn't just because of a war that happened 50 years ago.

      For the free market to work, there may be no monopolies. Many believe the government is the anti-thesis to the market, which is wrong. They need each other. A large reason why the US got to be the richest country in the world is because they are liberal when it comes to companies - until they go too far, which is when the very strict anti-trust laws come in. The idea is that these laws have so hard punishments that the companies self-regulate, and back down when they are too close to being a monopoly.

    10. Re:Foregin powers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The presidents "commitment to spreading freedom throughout the world" ia actually "his commitment to spreading American dominance throughout the world".

    11. Re:Foregin powers by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 1

      If you want to talk slavery, then you better really know that issue. Slavery was practiced, and IS practiced by many countries around the world. The US did not invent it but simply adopted a common custom. They were also one of the biggest reasons for its global undoing.

      But slavery didn't make them prosperous. Shouldn't places like Uganda and Angola, which still practice slavery, be rolling in cash?

      Everyone likes to make analogies that corporations are engaging in 'neo-slavery', which is preposterous. The crucial difference is choice. When people are given a variety of options, they choose the one with the highest benefit and the lowest cost. Often times this does mean working for corporations, but it doesn't make them slaves.

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    12. Re:Foregin powers by Moofie · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Anti-monopoly legislation costs me less liberty than the monopolies left unfettered would.

      Just ask anybody who's lived in a company town.

      Monopolies break the free market. If you think otherwise, you are a poor student of history. Or an objectivist. Which is often the same thing.

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    13. Re:Foregin powers by k_head · · Score: 1

      The corporation can buy politicians and pass draconian laws which the govt enforces. That's the way it works.

      Corporations don't need to send you to jail, it's cheaper to buy some politicians to do that for you.

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    14. Re:Foregin powers by k_head · · Score: 1

      It all depends on how you live. If you live from paycheck to paycheck for subsidence then you are pretty much like the slaves. You get a choice of masters maybe but you are still a slave.

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    15. Re:Foregin powers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check your facts. The US isn't the richest country in the world.

    16. Re:Foregin powers by Moofie · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I want you to try to remember something.

      Michael Moore is not smart, or clever, or insightful. He's a troll with a 16mm camera. You can rely on the fact that anything he says is a) inflammatory and b) wrong.

      America is rich because it has enormous amounts of incredibly fertile soil, crazy amounts of natural resources, and a lot of smart, well educated people (and Michael Moore, but there's an exception to every rule). Slavery from 150 years ago is not on that list.

      Having said that, "Go Japan!" Stick it to MS.

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    17. Re:Foregin powers by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Somebody better tell the zaibatsu.

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    18. Re:Foregin powers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Michael Moore is not smart, or clever, or insightful. He's a troll with a 16mm camera. You can rely on the fact that anything he says is a) inflammatory and b) wrong.

      Michael Moore is smart, clever, insightful and funny. He's an activist with a 16mm camera. You can rely on the fact that anything he says is a) inflammatory and b) partly true.

      America is rich because it has enormous amounts of incredibly fertile soil, crazy amounts of natural resources, and a lot of smart, well educated people (and Georges Bush, but there's an exception to every rule). Slavery from 150 years ago is not on that list.

      Slaves contributed to US wealth. This is not particular, because Ancient Greek Empire and later Roman Empire heavily relied on slaves.

      In the South, 1/3 of the population was in slavery. "By 1860, Southerners owned close to $4 billion worth of slaves." Incidentaly, the nominal GDP was $4.49 billions in 1860. Since the economic value of slaves, is directly linked to the average profit a slave owner can make of them, it is not incorrect to say at that time, slaves heavily contributed to US wealth. That wealth was used elsewhere (in investments in industry, railroads, etc...), as slaves were partly freeing Southerners (and more) from having to work to feed themselves. Keep in mind that even today 50% of world population works in agriculture, you'll see how precious a slave is.

    19. Re:Foregin powers by flacco · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Umm, isn't legislating against 'monopolies' a breach of rights (to free trade for instance)? [...] Corporations have become the new scapegoats for our failures as businesses and consumers.

      you don't really know what you're talking about. in order for the free market to work, there must be competition. when someone has a monopoly, they control the market, and there is no competition. that's why there are laws that discourage monopolies.

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    20. Re:Foregin powers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Youre arugument is faulty because it compromises one individuals freedom (the stomped upon business) for another (the monopoly).

      How is that so when you can buy a computer for roughly $300 US and either A) Get Linux, or B) Pirate a copy of Windows - MS dont give a shit as long as they have market dominance. Individuals still have the freedom to do whatever they want.

    21. Re:Foregin powers by agm · · Score: 3, Informative

      ..how the hell do you think the US got to be the richest country in the world

      ..by keeping most of the north of South America and middle American countries like Haiti poor. By inserting paid for rebels into such countries to ensure strife and general unrest, and for what purpose? To have a lot of very cheap labour for US companies to take advantage of.

      And don't get me started on the Afganistan oil pipeline, the connection between Bush senior and Sadaam and the general bias the media has about such matters.

      Open your eyes people!

    22. Re:Foregin powers by ignavus · · Score: 1

      Umm, isn't legislating against 'murder' a breach of rights (to free use of handguns for instance)? Gun-owners shold be able to do what they want, how the hell do you think the US got to have the highest murder rate in the OECD world? It wasn't just because of a war that happened fifty years ago.

      Murderers have become the new scapegoats for our failures to live a long and fear-free life.

      Gee whiz. Wyhen will you right-whingers EVER learn the difference between liberty and lawlessness?

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    23. Re:Foregin powers by Cred · · Score: 1

      "US got to be the richest country in the world".. Huh? Am I totally wrong when I say that US has more debt than any other country in the world? If so, makes me wonder how rich US really is? "usa debt" to Google and you should find pages like this U.S. National Debt Clock.

    24. Re:Foregin powers by RedBear · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Umm, isn't legislating against 'monopolies' a breach of rights (to free trade for instance)? Businesses should be able to do what they want, how the hell do you think the US got to be the richest country in the world? It wasn't just because of a war that happened 50 years ago.

      Corporations have become the new scapegoats for our failures as businesses and consumers.

      You're absolutely right. Businesses should be allowed to do exactly what they want. They should be allowed to get so big and powerful that they can control governments and become a physical, social and economic menace to entire populations. I'm sure you'd like that.

      Shee-it.

      By the way, it's been said a million times but it looks like it needs to be said a million more times: it's NOT ILLEGAL TO BE A MONOPOLY. It's only illegal to ABUSE A MONOPOLY POSITION. Because abusing a monopoly position leads to serious consequences that can end up destroying not just other related or competing businesses, but a country's entire economy and thus the lives of potentially millions of people. But why would we want to avoid potential economic disasters by regulating abusive monopolies? Hell if I know.

      Sometimes the mods really do seem to be smoking something.
    25. Re:Foregin powers by the_womble · · Score: 2, Insightful
      how the hell do you think the US got to be the richest country in the world

      Partly because it had effective anti-trust laws that ensured effective competition and hence free markets lead to economic efficiency

    26. Re:Foregin powers by Dusabre · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ..by keeping most of the north of South America and middle American countries like Haiti poor.,

      Bullshit. The US isn't rich because somebody else is poor. Wealth isn't a zero-sum game. Wealth is made by production of goods and its possible to get rich without robbing somebody. Why do you think we have 6 billion people living with food, cars, tvs and computers in 2004 compared to 100 million at 1AD with famine, mules, clay tablets and abacuses? Did the 6 billion rob somebody? [YES I KNOW THAT THERE ARE MANY STARVING PEOPLE AND NOT EVERYONE HAS A PC, ETC, I'M MAKING A GENERAL STATEMENT ABOUT THE SUM INCREASE OF WEALTH]

      The countries and empires (Spanish, Mongol, etc.) that relied on looting of other's wealth collapsed because they lacked a viable internal production model, the only one that generates long-lasting wealth and poor.

    27. Re:Foregin powers by Pentagram · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Michael Moore is not smart, or clever, or insightful. He's a troll with a 16mm camera. You can rely on the fact that anything he says is a) inflammatory

      Well yes, he's an activist. What, you think you get political changes by making sure you don't hurt anyone's feelings?

      and b) wrong.

      Care to mention some of these factual errors?

    28. Re:Foregin powers by Threni · · Score: 1

      > Umm, isn't legislating against 'monopolies' a breach of rights (to free trade
      > for instance)?

      Breach? No, because that suggest that rights are inherant and humans are breaching them, rather than what actually happens, which is that humans decide what the rights are in the first place.

      This instance is just like laws against murder, rape etc. It's a limit, but one that has been decided to be in societies best interest.

    29. Re:Foregin powers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Gawd damn. Some day I'm going to start beating up nerds who keep saying that "wealth isn't a zero-sum game" and think they're actually rebutting anything with it. [*]

      [*] Aside from the statement that wealth is a zero-sum game of course, but no one ever says such a retarted thing do they?

    30. Re:Foregin powers by DarkSarin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      LOL..
      What I find amusing is that you automatically connect this to "right-wing" politics. Sorry, but you missed the political clue-boat.

      You see, it's NOT that the left wants laws and the right doesn't (in regards to corporations). In fact, BOTH sides are far too eager to pass more legislation that protects companies, as long as one thing remains constant: their side stays in power (and money).

      You see, this is one of the areas that I happen to agree with libertarians--the left and right are not so different when it comes to their goals. Both want to stay in power (and when you get right down to it, both would rather see the other party in power than libertarians or some other non-majority party [this is why the so-called campaign finance reform bills are so amusing--both sides have plenty of money, and the bills will always have the loopholes necessary to allow both parties to out perform the non-left/non-right groups (libs, green, indie)]).

      I do agree with you on this point though: there is a huge difference between liberty and lawlessness. To me, and I am not spouting any particular party line, the difference is this: your right to do whatever you want ends as soon as it damages another person.

      Where I disagree with many people from the left, and the libertarians, is where that line is, but that is a personal choice, and I alone am responsible for making it. Unfortunately, society MUST have standards that are accepted as the 'official' line of liberty/harm -- and that's where the holy wars begin and end.

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    31. Re:Foregin powers by aixou · · Score: 1

      "by keeping most of the north of South America and middle American countries like Haiti poor. By inserting paid for rebels into such countries to ensure strife and general unrest, and for what purpose? To have a lot of very cheap labour for US companies to take advantage of" are you done jerking noam chomsky off? You take a handful of exceptions, and act as if that's the rule. I'm sure you've got it all figured out.

    32. Re:Foregin powers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry, you appear to have used the words "useful" and "Atlas Shrugged" together in the same sentance. You should probably up the dose of your medications, because they don't appear to be working all that well.

    33. Re:Foregin powers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      > Wealth is made by production of goods and its possible to get rich without
      > robbing somebody

      He's not saying it isn't, just that in this case the scenario he described is what happened. Don't be such a fuckwit.

    34. Re:Foregin powers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Your right to unreasonable search and seizure means you can't go and steal from
      > someone.

      No it doesn't - people are obviously perfectly able to go and steal from people.

    35. Re:Foregin powers by Threni · · Score: 1

      I predict you won't get an answer from that kind of fuckwit. As a general rule you only ever see ad-hominem attacks on people who challense established orthodoxy.

    36. Re:Foregin powers by sirReal.83. · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm "smoking something" right now, and i promise you if I had any mod points, I'd find a way to use them all to brand that fool Overrated. Hell, Enron fraudulently inflated stock prices, and the execs bailed out in time to make tens of millions, leaving former employees jobless and stripped of their life savings. Thousands of lives totally fucked. Yeah, every company should do shit like that.

    37. Re:Foregin powers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The US isn't rich because somebody else is poor. Wealth isn't a zero-sum game. Wealth is made by production of goods and its possible to get rich without robbing somebody.

      False, true, true.

      The US is, in part, rich because it succeeded in becoming an industrial power. However, its riches are in part retained by oppression of the poor. For example, consider the US pharmaceutical corps that are resisting the call to provide cheap drugs for third-world countries, because that would cut into their profits. Consider the US-sponsored trade laws which permit American farmers to reap huge subsidies and impose tariffs on imports from poor countries - countries which the US meanwhile pressures into opening their own markets to cheap US produce.

      It is tactics like that which are keeping the US at the top of the pile. It is a fact that if the US really played fair, and did all it could to alleviate poverty, the living standard of the American people would fall, and the US would cease to be so rich relative to the rest of the world.

      I'm not making a moral judgement here. That's how capitalism works, and it would be practically impossible for any American government to change the US stance, since no government would survive a fall in American living standards. It's just the way the world works.

      But bear in mind, as you eat cheap food and buy cheap clothes and drive cheap cars powered by cheap oil, that people lower down the pyramid of wealth ARE being exploited to make our way of life possible. Burying your head in the sand isn't going to change that fact. Maybe you should at least consider making a gesture, like buying fairly traded goods.

    38. Re:Foregin powers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Care to mention some of these factual errors?

      Why, yes. Bowling for Columbine is widely known to be a complete fabrication from start to finish. That's why all the people Michael Moore attacks in that film are now suing him for slander.

      ...oh, wait, they aren't, are they? How odd. I mean, you'd think it would be obvious, what with all those lies Moore tells in that film. And it was a very popular film, too, so he must have done real damage to the people it attacks. You'd think it'd be an open and shut case, and he'd be sued into oblivion.

      I wonder why they aren't suing him then? Surely it can't be that the film tells the truth, can it?

    39. Re:Foregin powers by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 1

      This is true, and what laws has Microsoft passed in thei favor? The only one I can think of the DMCA, but that applies to all software companies.

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    40. Re:Foregin powers by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 1

      Fine. But do you propose? Taking out the 'slave master' ie. corporation? Of course not, you would only impoverish people further. It SEEMS like slavery only superficially. Isn't that lawyer making $100 000 a year a slave to the government? Isn't the Staples manager a slave to his hire-ups? Technical, yes. But the difference is they can leave any time they want. However they don't because if they did they would be impoverished. The relationship is perfectly amicable, even if you live paycheck-to-paycheck. Such is not the case in real, bonified slavery.

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    41. Re:Foregin powers by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 1

      Yes. It's a good thing they clamped down on Henry Ford, that evil monopolist. Not to mention Wal-mart, the single most efficient company in the history of the US that has saved consumer $20 bil. Just keep stamping those bastards out!

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    42. Re:Foregin powers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dont worry, microsoft is new to this political thingy. Just give them time they are working on it.

    43. Re:Foregin powers by donutello · · Score: 0

      Oh, what a bunch of revisionist crock.

      Here's a cluestick: Economics is not a zero-sum game. Wealth is routinely created and destroyed. Being wealthy does not require the poverty of others.

      The countries in South America and Haiti are poor because of their screwed up forms of government which do not allow the creation of wealth. See the difference between East and West Germany?

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    44. Re:Foregin powers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Businesses should be able to do what they want, how the hell do you think the US got to be the richest country in the world?

      Sure. Then we wouldn't have a problem with Microsoft, because we could sell there software without paying them any money. You conservatives always want it both ways. You want the government to grant monopolies, but not regulate them. Copyrights, patents, trademarks, and trade secrets all tell businesses they can't do. Are you ready to drop those too? If you are, then I agree with you. Don't tell me the government should "stay out of it" when I can be arrested for selling music.

    45. Re:Foregin powers by DustMagnet · · Score: 1
      No, because that suggest that rights are inherant and humans are breaching them, rather than what actually happens, which is that humans decide what the rights are in the first place.

      Not everyone agrees with you.

      We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

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    46. Re:Foregin powers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As for opening up your eyes, there are several countries that are richer than the US, Luxembourg and Norway to name a few.

    47. Re:Foregin powers by Moofie · · Score: 1

      "fuckwit...ad hominem attacks...established orthodoxy".

      You're absolutely right. I challenged the established orthodoxy that Michael Moore has a big brain, and I got called a fuckwit. You're on to a serious theorem of social interaction, my friend. Go get yourself a movie camera and start breaking into houses in Canada. You'll be a star.

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    48. Re:Foregin powers by Moofie · · Score: 1

      If he hurts people's feelings, that's great. It's when he distorts the truth and misrepresents peoples' positions and frames the discussion in a way where you have to agree with him or be The Epitome of Evil, I think he lacks integrity and insight.

      Factual errors? He didn't present any facts. He presented the notion that since we in America often lock our front doors (completely ignoring the fact that there are LOTS of communities in America where people DON'T lock their front doors), Canada is somehow the epitome of sweetness and light and brotherly love. He presented his opinion that there's something wrong with giving away guns at a bank (What, you think these people are going to hold up a bank with a bolt action rifle? That's stupid). He presented his opinion that the press works on fear, yet he then exploits that fear to get Wal Mart to do what he wants them to do (by taking bullets off the shelves). He presented his opinion that Charleton Heston likes to eat babies, and then managed to make it seem like he was saying something insightful as Mr. Heston opted not to allow this rude person to enjoy his hospitality.

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    49. Re:Foregin powers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You're absolutely right. I challenged the established orthodoxy that Michael Moore has a big brain, and I got called a fuckwit.

      You did so by an ad hominem attack. This is what is causing you to get called a fuckwit: a logical reasoning based on "As a general rule you only ever see ad-hominem attacks on people who challense established orthodoxy". It's not the fact that you challenged the orthodoxy, it is the way you did it.

    50. Re:Foregin powers by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

      1. Money is always significant. Except in some Pacific Island countries where it's coral beads.

      2. I find it hard to cheer the Japanese as 'fair players.' After all, they've gotten a lot of their commercial success by ignoring our patents, (like on the TV set, for starters) by creating thier own monopolies where employees have to buy from corporate stores, and exploiting the US market while erecting all kinds of trade barriers to prevent the same things happening to them.

      This whole thing reminds me of Churchill saying how if Hitler invaded Hell, he would at least make a favorable reference to the devil in the house of commons. This is just one monopoly (the Japanese corporation/government) invading another.

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    51. Re:Foregin powers by agm · · Score: 1

      So you don't disagree that I told it like it is? Don't you find it mildly concerning that this sort of thing happens, and the vast majority of the US population has no idea?

      That a country that is supposed based on democratic principles is not doing very well in living up to them? Wasn't is GWB that said yesterday that he will try and amend the constitution to ban same sex marriages, and is the very next sentence he said this was for "democracy". Huh? Does he even know what that means?

      I'm not saying that the general populace agrees with him, just that the general populace isn't aware of how corrupt the system they live in is.

    52. Re:Foregin powers by k_head · · Score: 1

      MS is working right now through SCO and other entities to ban open source development. They are also lobbying govt to prevent it from releasing code into GPL.

      They have had minor success so far but like everything else they will throw enough money into it to succeed.

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    53. Re:Foregin powers by k_head · · Score: 1

      More like indentured servitude then slavery.

      In the old days there was the company town. You worked for the company, they gave you money. You paid rent back to the company, you bought groceries from the company, you bought clothes from the company and pretty soon your whole pacheck went back to the company. For many they actually ended up owing the company rather then end up at zero or positive.

      Right now for most americans that's pretty much the same situation. You work, you live, you end up in debt. The companies continually lobby for and get less regulation and less safe. They fight against higher wages, they fight against safe working conditions.

      Things haven't changed that much.

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    54. Re:Foregin powers by thirdrock · · Score: 1

      Bullshit. The US isn't rich because somebody else is poor. Wealth isn't a zero-sum game. Wealth is made by production of goods and its possible to get rich without robbing somebody.

      So I guess the first settlers of the US didn't 'rob' the local inhabitants of their land, they just 'put it to better use', right?

      Why do you think we have 6 billion people living with food, cars, tvs and computers in 2004 compared to 100 million at 1AD with famine, mules, clay tablets and abacuses?

      The replacement of labour with cheap energy. Once the steam and internal combustion engines were developed, Britain minednearly all of the readily available coal and the US in one hundred years drilled and extracted nearly all of the available oil (with the exception of Alaska, coming soon !!!). From 1904 until 1973, the adjusted price of energy decreased each year. That meant that both manufacturing and agriculture became cheaper each year, so the US produced more food and manufactured goods each year for less 'money' but using more energy.

      The exploitation of cheap labour in developing countries by American businessmen/companies did not begin until after 1973 when energy costs started increasing, and so capital left the US to seek cheaper labour to offset higher energy costs.

      Emotional ranting from both the left and right aside, there is labour exploitation in both South America and South-East Asia. In Indonesia, the governments of the US, UK and Australia assist and support the Indonesian military in suppressing the organised labour movement to prevent the formation of Workers Unions. This is just one way that the Western powers assist developing countries governments to keep the cost of labour down, the end result being a growing gap between the rich and the poor, and a growing discontent amoungst the poor that is being exploited by 'revolutionaries' using religious propaganda.

      The countries and empires (Spanish, Mongol, etc.) that relied on looting of other's wealth collapsed because they lacked a viable internal production model, the only one that generates long-lasting wealth and poor.

      Until the development of the powered engine, there was no production model like we have today. The Spanish empire collapsed because they developed a culture that equated gold with wealth, and so they spent enourmous time and effort chasing gold when real wealth is food, clothing, housing and entertainment.
      Today the US economy is in danger of similar flawed philosophy where Americans equate money with wealth, forgetting that money is just a piece of paper that we have agreed to use as a medium of exchange.

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    55. Re:Foregin powers by Moofie · · Score: 1

      That was totally clear. I am smart. Thank you. I was using parallel structure to mock the poster who was calling me a fuckwit (which, you might note, is a far more derogatory attack than I employed on Mr. Moore, who has the power to bind and to loose and should obviously be worshiped for his majesty by all bipeds).

      Thank you for your redundant elucidation.

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  22. Japanese Anti-Monopoly Laws by ShawnDoc · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Did anyone even know they had any? Last I checked the Japanese government was all for large overreaching companies.

    1. Re:Japanese Anti-Monopoly Laws by chazwurth · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Perhaps the problem is with large overreaching foreign companies?

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    2. Re:Japanese Anti-Monopoly Laws by line.at.infinity · · Score: 1

      That changed while Japan was under US occupation.

    3. Re:Japanese Anti-Monopoly Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Do you know any big Japanese company which has a monopoly (>90% market share) in Japan?

      I don't know any:
      - There are two major console company
      - There are several major home electronics companies
      - There are several major car companies
      etc..

      It seems that Japan anti-monopoly laws are working quite well.

    4. Re:Japanese Anti-Monopoly Laws by Gumshoe · · Score: 1
      Last I checked the Japanese government was all for large overreaching companies.


      Whether or not Microsoft is a "large overreaching companies" is irrelevent here. The anti-monopoly (anti-trust) laws deal with anti-competitive practices -- a very different issue.
    5. Re:Japanese Anti-Monopoly Laws by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 1

      Two things:

      Firsrt, they're all for large, overreaching Japanese companies. Foreigners need not apply. Baka gaijin.

      Second, Japanese companies are much more sensitive to their customers and workers than American companies are; it's kind of ironic that Americans have less vacation time per year and work more hours per week, on average, when compared to their Japanese counterparts. Hell; many companies mandate exercise breaks for their office workers to keep them alert and fresh. So, an overreaching Japanese company is typically a benefit to the customers and workers, rather than a detriment.

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  23. Sweet Buttery Jesus! by 0x0d0a · · Score: 5, Funny

    The United States couldn't finish the Microsoft case during the Clinton administration, but it may be the Japanese that cause Microsoft to adopt tactics conducive to competition.

    They gave us anime, lots of neat consumer electronics, and Microsoft a slap upside the head. Japan gets two thumbs up from me.

    1. Re:Sweet Buttery Jesus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have some pride in your own species bitch. Stupid fucks brainwashed by nationalism.

  24. Back to the 1998 by Silphire · · Score: 3, Interesting

    On November 1998, Japan's Fair Trade Comission has alerted Microsoft to force bundling Word/Excel. It was just alert, but it's raid this time!

  25. This happened before by use_compress · · Score: 0, Troll

    How else did they come up with all the wonderful features in Open Office?

  26. Re:What a bunch of sissies. by irokitt · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Matsushita, JVC, and Sony are Japanese corporations, which the Japanese government is probably very interested in protecting. The large businesses/corporations of Japan have considerable influence in their government, moving beyond petty lobbying towards very strong and well-set puppet strings. It wouldn't surprise me if the raid was taken on in part to protect the interests of a Japanese firm or two.

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  27. Re:What a bunch of sissies. by TheIzzy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Come on, sack up and go after someone who has persistently leveraged monopolistic control to promote inferior technology (Intel, Matsushita, JVC, Sony), rather than someone that your government can't currently do without.

    The article doesn't really say, but I'm thinking it's just that Microsoft stepped on the wrong toes. It's not like Japan is banning Microsoft from doing business in Japan, but more like a little warning. This is less anoying than a flybite to the big MS.

  28. Re:All Your Patents Belong To Us ! by iCEBaLM · · Score: 4, Funny

    Shouldn't it be:

    In A.D. 2004
    War was beginning.
    NEC: What happen ?
    Dell: Somebody set up us the contract.
    Dell: We get signal.
    NEC: What !
    Dell: Main screen turn on.
    NEC: It's You !!
    Microsoft: How are you gentlemen !!
    Microsoft: All your patent are belong to us.
    Microsoft: You are on the way to bankruptcy.
    NEC: What you say !!
    Microsoft: You have no chance to survive make your time.
    Microsoft: HA HA HA HA ....
    Japan: Take off every 'cop' !!
    Japan: You know what you doing.
    Japan: Move 'cop'.
    Japan: For great justice.

  29. Am I the only one who think... by ruyon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It might not have happened if MS were Japanese company?

    1. Re:Am I the only one who think... by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 5, Insightful

      And I the only one who thinks that the anti trust case that basically fell apart in the U.S. against MS, fell apart because MS is an American company?

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    2. Re:Am I the only one who think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poor Microsoft, we all know how unfair they're being.... to clarify, I meant the Japanese govt being unfair.. not Microsoft. *Note: sarcasm*

      I'm sure the department of fair trading in Japan was _not_ set up to attack and raid foriegn companies and that Japanese companies regularly have dealings with them.

      To finish, NO, I'm sure you are not the only nationistic clod who thought that.

    3. Re:Am I the only one who think... by Sodakar · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Fair question.

      I've read enough slashdot and yahoo.co.jp articles to have a feel for where that country stands -- to me, it appears as though Japan is no slacker when it comes to keeping the 'net in check... (Heck, a country that offers 45+Mbps ADSL for $30/mo *should* have some clue about policing that network...)

      They actually have a spam law -- heck, they've had it for quite some time -- way before us...

      Sigh... Can't find the article, but I *know* for a fact they've acted on this spam law within months, and fined several companies pretty large fines (~$100k+). So... they're not afraid to pull the trigger...

      They've raided Japanese p2p authors, users, and shut down websites

      Well, you get the drift... They're not perfect by any stretch of the imagination, but it would appear to me that the government is in no way practicing any "special treatment" -- be it one way or another...

      Just my 2 yen...

    4. Re:Am I the only one who think... by blastedtokyo · · Score: 4, Interesting
      And yet we (in Japan) still get spam that we have to pay for on our cell phones multiple times a day.

      I think the statement is 'Japan's no slacker when it comes to keeping the nation's monopolies in power.' They'll bust little guys all the time, but only to protect the dinosaurs.

    5. Re:Am I the only one who think... by achurch · · Score: 1

      And yet we (in Japan) still get spam that we have to pay for on our cell phones multiple times a day.

      The plain truth is that it's an unenforceable law given the number of people on the enforcement vs. violation sides. Even so, keitai spam is not nearly as bad as it was a couple of years ago, whether because the big spammers have been shut down or because the keitai companies' technical efforts have borne fruit.

  30. what's improper about the patents? by ajagci · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Microsoft Japan is suspected of attaching improper restrictive conditions when signing software deals with Japanese personal computer manufacturers, such as requiring that Japanese companies allow infringement of their patents."

    A deal "allowing infringement of one's patent" is more commonly referred to as a "patent license". I don't see anything improper about that

    The problem is the monopoly itself, not the specific conditions that Microsoft can impose using that monopoly. Forcing manufacturers to license their patents is no more or less injurious than forcing consumers to pay $200 for Windows XP Home.

    1. Re:what's improper about the patents? by Osty · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem is the monopoly itself, not the specific conditions that Microsoft can impose using that monopoly.

      Let me first say that I don't know Japan's antitrust legislation, but at least here in the US you're absolutely and completely wrong. Monopolies are not, and have never been, illegal. In fact, many monopolies are well-supported by governments (think about your cable carrier -- chances are, there's only one in your area, and if you want cable you don't get a choice). Monopolies only become a problem when they are used to impose consumer-harming conditions. Your XP Home example is bad, as the price of Windows XP Home is right on par with the price for Windows ME, 95, 98, 3.1, etc.

    2. Re:what's improper about the patents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is the monopoly itself, not the specific conditions that Microsoft can impose using that monopoly.

      You have that backwards.

      A dumb analogy might help.
      The problem is not that some guy knows judo, the problem is when he is kicking your ass.

      Power can be used for both good and evil.

    3. Re:what's improper about the patents? by Sevn · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      think about your cable carrier -- chances are, there's only one in your area, and if you want cable you don't get a choice

      Oh, you have a choice. You can MOVE TO GET AWAY FROM THE FUCKERS like I'm doing in 4 days. So basically PCPARTNER SUCKS. That's all I'm saying I guess. I keep forgetting to flame them on broadband reports.

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    4. Re:what's improper about the patents? by ajagci · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Let me first say that I don't know Japan's antitrust legislation, but at least here in the US you're absolutely and completely wrong. Monopolies are not, and have never been, illegal.

      Where did I say that monopolies are "illegal" in the US? I said that the monopoly is a problem.

      In fact, many monopolies are well-supported by governments (think about your cable carrier -- chances are, there's only one in your area, and if you want cable you don't get a choice).

      Yes, and those monopolies are usually regulated. Microsoft is not regulated. Regulation of monopolies is one way of reducing their negative effects.

      Monopolies only become a problem when they are used to impose consumer-harming conditions.

      Yes, like charging too much money or stifling innovation. You know, like what Microsoft id doing.

      Your XP Home example is bad, as the price of Windows XP Home is right on par with the price for Windows ME, 95, 98, 3.1, etc.

      Yes, and those were way overpriced as well.

    5. Re:what's improper about the patents? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      .. if you use a monopoly to get unfair contracts from other companies then it is 'bad' and usually also illeagal.

      you see, when ms says to a pc manufacturer that you let us do anything we want with anything we want OR YOU DON'T GET TO INSTALL W95/98/NT/2K/XP/.NET, then they have little choice(in the real world, where because of ms monopoly they have to use ms services if they want to keep doing business).

      yeah, nobody would give a rats ass if ms wasn't a monopoly and actually could do things like that.

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    6. Re:what's improper about the patents? by Tsu+Dho+Nimh · · Score: 1
      "A deal "allowing infringement of one's patent" is more commonly referred to as a "patent license". I don't see anything improper about that"

      I recall engineers grumbling that getting a license to use Windows embedded code involved signing a contract that basically gave MSFT the rights to use any of the hardware patents of that device any way they saw fit, while not giving the hardware company any rights to do anything with the code. And MSFT was not negotiating ... it was sign or shove off.

    7. Re:what's improper about the patents? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > A deal "allowing infringement of one's patent" > is more commonly referred to as a "patent
      > license". I don't see anything improper about
      > that

      Unless the deal involves giving MS a free reign to infringe the partner/victim company's *future* patents. It would effectively prevent the partner/victim from bothering to ever patent anything again. (There would be little point, since microsoft would not have to pay us to use "our" patented technology, and could decide to use it in a way that harms our own business.)

      Attempting to do this would fall in with MS's attempts to patent for itself everything computer-related (including prior art) in order to once and for all squash linux and any other such upstarts.

  31. Geography lesson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Japan is not in the United States.

    1. Re:Geography lesson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Despite that, I think many Japanese have heard about Microsoft's legal troubles in the US and even Europe. And Japan isn't in Europe either, btw.

    2. Re:Geography lesson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh, and by the way, I love it how the guy that posted "Japan is not in the United States" gets modded as Insightful. Great moderating there.

  32. Correction by irokitt · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They don't have a problem with large overreaching Japanese companies, that's for sure. But Microsoft comes from America (or Satan-guys, don't post Slashdot after taking cough syrup).

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    1. Re:Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you guys missed the point, afaik overreaching companies are accepted in Japanese economic policy, just as long as its not a monopoly or trying to become one.

      irokitt: You seem to have a bias aggainst _Japanese_ big businness, is it because you're scared of that same attitude occuring aggainst your national big businnesses by the Japanese? Shall I press the big red button, in my locked draw, for you now or after my rubdown.

    2. Re:Correction by line.at.infinity · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If Japan were as outrageously biased as that, the WTO would threaten Japan with a huge penalty. I can't believe this post is being moderated as (+5, Interesting). It should be (-1, watched too many sensationalist anti-Japanese movies). Did MS leash their legion of astroturfing moderators today?

  33. Re:What a bunch of sissies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Matsushita, JVC, and Sony are also competitors in electronics. They all make AV equipment, computers, etc. So there really isn't a monopoly.

  34. Coming soon... by Trillan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft Island.

    A small island, in international waters, where Microsoft can conspir... err, schem... err, work... without fear of government raids.

    C'mon. You just know they're thinking about it...

    1. Re:Coming soon... by October_30th · · Score: 1
      small island, in international waters, where Microsoft can conspir... err, schem... err, work... without fear of government raids.

      Sounds like an idea for a Ghost Recon mod...

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    2. Re:Coming soon... by Xpilot · · Score: 1

      Microsoft Island. A small island, in international waters, where Microsoft can conspir... err, schem... err, work... without fear of government raids.

      New reality TV show?

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    3. Re:Coming soon... by Trillan · · Score: 1

      Dude, when you finish it let me know. I want to play it. :)

    4. Re:Coming soon... by f0rt0r · · Score: 1

      I was thinking more like "Coney Island". You know, kind of a Microsoft Theme park with rides call CD RollerCoaster ( coaster...get it? ). I mean, they already take their customers for a ride on the software upgrade train, might as well have real rides, too.

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    5. Re:Coming soon... by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 1

      I was thinking more along the lines of Gilligan's Island, except that Steve Ballmer and bill Gates get washed ashore on some remote island.

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    6. Re:Coming soon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Boeing does this sort of thing already. The planes are assembled in the Seattle area, and the official delivery to customer; papers are signed on board the aircraft over the Pacific. Plane then goes back to the Seattle area, avoiding any sales tax. And since the feature article appeared in the Seattle Times about this, I am sure MS execs are aware that they can avoid US laws off shore.

    7. Re:Coming soon... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They've already bought such an island. It's called "North America"

  35. Re:Hypocripsy by etymxris · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Japanese companies can do whatever they want regardless of the patent holder.
    Technology in the country seems to have progressed quite well without such enforcement. Why do we enforce patents again?
  36. This is awesome by alan_dershowitz · · Score: 5, Funny

    I hope they show a Japanese official on C-Span trying to pronounce "Ballmer"

    1. Re:This is awesome by Quobobo · · Score: 1, Funny

      BARRUMA!

      (no joke)

    2. Re:This is awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They know how to pronounce the "L" or else they wouldn't be able to borrow the word "Lucky!" you sometimes hear in untranslated anime and such.

    3. Re:This is awesome by LeoDV · · Score: 1

      He's right, it's no joke. Katakana (phonetic Japanese) are traditionally trabscribed in capitals.

    4. Re:This is awesome by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Fortunately, the phrase "sweaty monkey man" contains neither "l"s nor "r"s.

    5. Re:This is awesome by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BARRUMA!
      (no joke)


      Wrong. There is no long 'r' in Japanese. 'Ballmer' would become something like 'boorumaa'.

      Funny how much ignorance any Japan-related topic brings out on Slashdot...

    6. Re:This is awesome by Quobobo · · Score: 1

      You sure about that? ba, small tsu, ru, ma. You can extend any sound with a small tsu, AFAIK (2 years of Japanese under my belt, so i could be wrong).

    7. Re:This is awesome by s-orbital · · Score: 1

      How about "Beer" Gates?

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  37. Re:Hypocripsy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In this case, they aren't recognizing patents held by foreign companies.

    It's sort of like in WWII, where we seized Bayer's patents. Except Japan *always does this*.

  38. US has its head up its ass by jaxon6 · · Score: 0, Troll

    I see this as another example of how the US has its head up its ass. We slapped their wrist after we found them guilty, while EU and now Japan attempt real action against this monopolist. /sigh

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  39. Re:NEWSFLASH: COMPANY WANTS TO MAKE MONEY!!! by 36526542DD · · Score: 5, Informative

    Actually I'm the president of a company that has used open source profitably for over 5 years, and it does pay the bills. Very nicely in fact.

    Thanks goes to the developers of Linux, Apache, MySQL (and other databases), PHP, and others.

    And yes, I want my company to make money, which it does. But there are more important things than that, and there are plenty of profitable companies (open source or otherwise) to prove that money can be made hand over fist without resorting to Microsofts tactics.

  40. More power to em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's high time Japan start addressing unfair American trade practices. Millions of Japanese jobs have been lost to American corporations taking advantage of lax trade laws while the xenophobic American populace refuses to buy anything built by the "gaijins".

    Oh wait, I think I have that backwards.

    1. Re:More power to em! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Refusing to buy anything made by americans doesn't have anything to do with xenophobia, japanese products are just completely different, both quality-wise (especially cars) and feature-wise (anything electronic).

  41. Yup by rixstep · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yup - that's the way it went for Al Capone too. They finally get Bill Gates for tax evasion and he'll have to move to Florida.

  42. Re:What a bunch of sissies. by chaboud · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Sony has leveraged its positions in both media and consumer electronics to push an admittedly superior to DVD-Audio format (SACD). Phillips beat RAMBUS to the "standardize my patents, suckers" game with CD. JVC with VHS, etc...

    Matsushita and Sony were both found to have scale monopolies (price-fixing) in Europe. Japanese business is famous not only for its oligopolistic practices (keiretsu), but also its strong influence over the decisions of the modern Japanese government.

    Besides, the root comment is an obvious troll. Admit that governments shelter their domestic businesses and move along.

  43. Re:other side of the world by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Maybe the Japanese can get away with this awful corporate indignity because they didn't "elect" Bush to head their country. If we say our prayers and vote with our brains in November, we might begin to approach the level of corporate accountability of Japan, Inc, and Junior will be free to follow his outsourced job to friendlier shores.

    Are you kidding me? They're getting away with it because it's a foriegn company. Japanese corporations get away with things we'd never dream of in this country. They have no trouble with overreaching corporations as long as they're there own. Japanese trade policy has always seen Japanese Companies and government working hand in hand to pry open foreign markets by every means nessecary, and the nature of the complaints has Japanese coporate complaint all over them.

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  44. Details. Speculative. by utahjazz · · Score: 4, Funny

    From my knowledge of Asian culture, I believe these are the most likely scenarios:

    1) Microsoft had discovered an ancient form of super-Karate, and was training hordes of minions in the art, with plans to take over the world. But, a lone anti-trust agent, has discovered a long lost form of Karate that is even more powerful. He, a few trusty sidekicks with little fighting experience, and a girl with an unusual aptitude for fighting, raid Microsoft and defeat the faceless hordes. Finally Steve Ballmer himself leaps into the fray for a one-on-one fight to the death with the hero. Ballmer is defeated, and begs to be spared. The girl leaps in to finish him, but the hero holds her back, showing mercy to Ballmer. As the hero and heroine walk away, Ballmer leaps at them with a knife, and the hero sidesteps, and cuts Ballmer in half.

    2) Microsoft is fashioning a set of super swords that, if combined, will have the power to ....never mind.

  45. 1 Way by Flamesplash · · Score: 5, Funny

    While I've worked for MS before and may again I always find their street address rather funny/ironic.

    One Microsoft Way

    Redmond, WA

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    "Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door." - Emily Dickinson
    1. Re:1 Way by 36526542DD · · Score: 1

      Too true. That is funny, thanks for pointing that out.

      Speaking of irony, you've worked for Microsoft in the past and may in the future, and yet your sig is "It's not what you live, but how you live it.".

      In light of the current topic it should be:
      "It's not what your business is, but how you conduct it." How Microsoft conducts themselves (see my other posts in this thread) is my only complaint. Technologically (except for murdering and munging standards) they are a great company.

    2. Re:1 Way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      apple computer's address, not quite as borglike:

      One Infinite Loop
      Cupertino, CA

    3. Re:1 Way by Flamesplash · · Score: 3, Interesting

      When I interned there my two times I found that being a not top level employee of the company, you are shielded from anything that may be going on, so you don't see, and you just see a happy place that is both fun to work at and be at.

      I almost wish whatever was going on at the top level was more pervasive so people knew what was actually going on on a more personal level and make their decisions that way.

      That said, I really have no clue what's going on at the top level, I just know if anything is it's all up there, and all the other employees are just trying to produce kick ass products despite what other issues may get in the way.

      --
      "Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door." - Emily Dickinson
    4. Re:1 Way by shanen · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, I think it was probably the Odakyu Southern Terrace (Tower?) that got raided, so I'll give a bit of context... I frequently eat in a pretty good Tex-Mex restaurant in the basement. (Well, actually it's considered a basement even though it's at ground level on one side. The building is actually built into a hill.) Nice new building, white, about 25 stories, with "Microsoft" written on the top left corner. It's about a 4-minute walk south from Shinjuku Station, which may be the busiest train station in the world, but it's actually located in Shibuya-ku. Actually my manager is the one who checked the address--I didn't think Shibuya-ku extended so far to the north.

      Too bad I wasn't visiting Tokyo today. If it was a really good raid, maybe I'd have been able to see them throwing papers and hard disks out of the top floors.

      (It also might have been a different Microsoft office that's actually closer to Shibuya Station, but I can't give any context for that. It's not really my kind of neighborhood and I don't know it very well, though the Tex-Mex place has a branch there, too.)

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    5. Re:1 Way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's exactly 35 floors - I was there last week. Microsoft is, I think, from 9th to 17th floor (defintely 17, not sure about 9). The floors above are a hotel & assorted hotel stuff (restaurants, etc). Below is other businesses. Didn't got to the tex mex restaurant... text mex in japan was one degree too wierd for me.

    6. Re:1 Way by first.last · · Score: 1

      I always imagined a bunch of men in dark robes wielding knives to sacrifice the virgin to their "Lord and Master" Satangates at the top level.

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    7. Re:1 Way by Flamesplash · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's just on casual friday

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      "Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door." - Emily Dickinson
    8. Re:1 Way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the army they always said:
      There's a right way, a wrong way, and the army way.
      Paraphrased, this could be applied to MS.

    9. Re:1 Way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nicely done.
      Is there any reason to read at anything other than -1?
      Is it really still slashdot at > -1? I think not.

    10. Re:1 Way by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Let's turn this around:

      1. You are Japanese
      2. You are bitter.
      3. You apparently know a bit about good food.
      4. IT bitching = you are also in IT
      5. You work all damn day and all damn night.
      6. You wonder why you have trouble with the ladies, while working until 10pm every day.
      7. You will likely die at work in about 10 years
      8. more bitterness. You must really hate tourists.
      9. Yeah, you speak Japanese. How's your German?
      10. Ironically, you betray your own narrow worldview by assuming that that other guy toes the party line.

        I'll try coming over there in a year or three. Feel free to kick my ass, but don't take it badly if you get yours handed to you.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    11. Re:1 Way by shanen · · Score: 1

      You managed only 2 correct out of your 18 guesses, but it was obviously just a flamebait post. One of those 2 was probably wrong, too, but I was trying to be generous.

      I will comment on the most offensive of your wild-assed guesses. While Saddam was a minor nuisance, the major reason for the Iraq "war" was simply that Saddam was a major ongoing embarrassment to BushCo. Not particularly related to Microsoft, but it makes me feel good to say it again.

      I obviously can't challenge you to a battle of wits. It's against my principles to attack an unarmed opponent.

      Returning to the actual Microsoft topic, I'll note that it was probably a different building that got raided, a few minutes farther south of the Tex-Mex restaurant. (Not to be confused with Mexican food, which I don't particularly care for.) I'm actually rather surprised Microsoft would have their main Japan headquarters there. It's a little hard to describe the atmosphere of the district. I find it quite unpleasant and rarely visit. Very commercial, but not in the business office sense. Mostly very modern buildings with little respect for Japanese traditions. Very trendy, especially with young people, but also rather sleazy. Yakuza are fairly visible. Rumored to be the best place in Tokyo to pick up teen-age girls. The anonymous coward is probably the expert on that topic.

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  46. Re:What a bunch of sissies. by Tony · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The large businesses/corporations of Japan have considerable influence in their government, moving beyond petty lobbying towards very strong and well-set puppet strings.

    Fortunately, American companies don't influence our government.

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    Microsoft is to software what Budweiser is to beer.
  47. Pot Calling the Kettle Black by mphase · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Japan has some of the must unfair practices when it comes to dealing with the American market, this is one case where I don't give a rat's ass if they're being bullied by someone who is simply better at the game.

    1. Re:Pot Calling the Kettle Black by Mike+Buddha · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Japan has some of the must unfair practices when it comes to dealing with the American market,

      I'd suggest you elaborate. A statement this vague and this broad sounds like Flamebait.

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      by Mike Buddha -- Someday the mountain might get him, but the law never will.
    2. Re:Pot Calling the Kettle Black by 1s44c · · Score: 3, Informative

      And America has some of the most unfair practices when dealing with the rest of the world. ( steel imports, third world aid packages that don't aid, blockades against entire countries )

      Whats your point?

    3. Re:Pot Calling the Kettle Black by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      I'd say more was done to Japan by Perry than we've done to it.

    4. Re:Pot Calling the Kettle Black by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Sorry, that should be "...than they've done to us." Doesn't make much sense the other way, eh?

  48. Re:Hypocripsy by ratsnapple+tea · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Can you give a specific example or two? I'm not saying you're full of shit, but I'd like to look into this if it's true.

  49. Re:other side of the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    So what? That is part of the job of a smart government. If you look at the other nations in the asian sphere japan could be doing a hell of a lot worse.

  50. Re:What a bunch of sissies. by Killswitch1968 · · Score: 1

    Right on the money. Most litigation against large corporations are to protect competetitors that make inferior products. Tariffs, anti-trust laws, protectionist policies, patents-- need I go on?

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    Corporations: your universal scapegoat for all society's ills.
  51. Not missed at all. by juuri · · Score: 4, Insightful

    However my point is that as a company you have to pay attention to more and more rules. If you don't then you end up in a situation like the present one Microsoft finds themselves in.

    While one legal ruling in one country may hold absolutely no weight in another, any company that assumes it won't entice other countries to look for similar laws is not only doing themselves a disservice but acting out of arrogance. While the rules ARE different from country to country, as a global organization, you have to be aware of all of them and make sure your corporation is covering all of its bases in each distinct zone but at the same time balance this against sets of created expectations.

    Assuming one can just have very specific terms and rules for one country is dangerous... for example if in Croatia Microsoft relaxes desktop icon restriction and certain license requirements to fit in with local law, how do they then deny the same changes and benefits to Serbia?

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    1. Re:Not missed at all. by mcrbids · · Score: 5, Interesting

      However my point is that as a company you have to pay attention to more and more rules. If you don't then you end up in a situation like the present one Microsoft finds themselves in.

      Except that a company is not an individual. MS Japan is more than likely a separate corporate entity from (and with strong contractual ties to) MS Redmond.

      MS India, same thing. It's a different legal entity, with its own charter, etc. with the only stipulation being heavy contractual obligations to the parent company.

      If 50 people in Japan can come up with a clear legal strategy in Japan, why couldn't 50 people in Japan come up with a clear legal strategy in Japan with strong contractual ties to Redmond?

      This will have zero effect on MS Redmond, but does smear the name of MS even more.

      Microsoft is in 200x what IBM was in 197x. In 30 years, maybe MS will be the good guy again, too!

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      I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
    2. Re:Not missed at all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still say its too early to take big blue off the shit list. They're accumulating brownie points, but be sceptical my friends.

    3. Re:Not missed at all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      good guy if they adopt linux.

    4. Re:Not missed at all. by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I was going to post "hell no", but then I realized just how different IBM is now than it was then. IBM used to be a mainframe company. Now they are a service company that happens to sell mainframes.

      Microsoft is an operating system and software company. I'm envisioning them morphing into a huge educational services and training organization, that happens to bundle software. You read it here first.

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      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    5. Re:Not missed at all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful


      Microsoft is an operating system and software company

      No, Microsoft is a marketing company that happens to create software

  52. oh, and by the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I love how anonymous dickweeds such as yourself get so bent out of shape by moderation.

    1. Re:oh, and by the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bent out of shape? are you kidding? i laughed my ass off.

  53. Re:Hypocripsy by Yokaze · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Care to illustrate it a bit? Are you speaking from first hand experience, or hear-say?

    Unless you have a first hand experience, I doubt your assertion that the Japanese judicative does not upheld the right of foreign companies (which they have, thanks WIPO and TRIPS).

    Next, it seems a bit unlikely to me that someone from the US tries to enforce a patent in Japan by going through a Japanese law-suit instead of a US ligitation. US courts are more than willing to accept a case, when the there is any involvement with a US citizen, US company, or US subsidary.
    Not to mention that one had the favour of a American jury.

    The enforcement would also be no problem, unless it is a purely local company, which has no business, directly or indirectly, with the US. But I guess, such a company would be hard to find.

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    "Between strong and weak, between rich and poor [...], it is freedom which oppresses and the law which sets free"
  54. MS Pirated Their Own Software by f0rt0r · · Score: 2, Funny

    The Japanese arm of the BSA was part of the RAID, and found many unlicensed copies MS Office and Windows XP. When the head BSA agent called in the offense to the MS Piracy hotline from one of the office phones, the receptionist looked at the caller ID and said, "you make the software, you can't turn yourself in, you idiot!", and hung up.

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    1. Re:MS Pirated Their Own Software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BAKA!!!

  55. as long as we are correcting katakana english... by interactive_civilian · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Let's try this one more time, but also throwing in the typical Japanese grammar mistakes as well. This is not the standard romanizing of Japanese text, but I am rather trying to acurately convey the pronunciation to those who don't know it. I am using "L" instead of "R" because "la, li, lu, le, lo" is closer to the Japanese sounds. (The English "R" sound does not use the tounge where as the Japanese sound does...in fact the Japanese sound is quite close to the Spanish "R" sound where your tongue lightly brushes the top of your mouth. Basically, the Japanese sound is about halfway between the English "R" and "L" sounds).

    Misutah Gaytsu. nto ne...Yuu bulingingu eh-to disu-ohnah atto famili da yo. Heeya izu yoah katana ne. Sahbanto no Steebu Balumah wa soon helupingu wizu seppuku.

    Yes, most Japanese people have little understanding of English Prepositions and Tenses, which is understandable as they are much more complicated than the Japanese ones...And many Japanese people who speak English usually use little Japanese interjections when they speak, and probably don't even realize they are doing it. At least here in Japan that is what I have seen...

    Uhh...am I far enough off topic yet?

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    "Empathise with stupidity, and you're halfway to thinking like an idiot." - Iain M. Banks
  56. Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not the parent AC, but this isn't flamebait, it's irony. Insightful as well. Comments about unfair trade practices wouldn't be modded on a topic about India or China-why is Japan exempt from criticism over it's racism?

  57. Overheard in Redmond... by gmhowell · · Score: 4, Funny

    Balmmer: Oh no. Japanese Government set us up the bomb...

    You do the rest...

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    Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. -John Lennon
  58. Re:Not all anime is Dragonball Z by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and a good deal of it is not aimed at children

    But it still involves children, right? Like the classic "Schoolgirl Rape Party 5"

  59. SCORE! by Xman9000 · · Score: 1

    Score 1 point for Open Source!

  60. like duh... by segment · · Score: 1

    Every encounter I've seen or heard of with the BSA has seemed more X-Filesish You would be that way to if you wanted your cookie money (BSA Nation Council homepage)

    1. Re:like duh... by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      Cookies are the Girl Scouts, not the Boy Scouts.

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      The only reason we have the rights we have is that people just like us died to gain those rights. -- Cheerio Boy
  61. Insight by emiste · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is good because we'll get to see what's really going on behind those closed doors of Microsoft. An American company gets inspected by a foreign country.

  62. RAIDing of ITT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Speaking of raid.
    http://www.ajc.com/business/content/busines s/ap/ap _story.html/Financial/AP.V2590.AP-ITT-Tech-Subpoe. html
    Another tech school closes?

  63. from the nikkei shinbun by bandersnatch · · Score: 5, Informative

    Summerizing this Japanese article, the issue is that the OEM contracts contain a clause disallowing the filing of complaints about against Microsoft software. The main part that seems to have rankled is that Microsoft is believed to have improperly included software developed by Japanese manufactures(Fujitsu, NEC, etc). By being forced to agree to the clause in the contract however, they are unable to file a complaint against Microsoft.
    This is where the monopoly bit comes in. Because Microsoft has an OS monopoly the makers have no other choice than to include the OS on their machines, which in order to do so forces them into sign the contract. All of which rubs up against various Japansese antitrust and trade laws.

    1. Re:from the nikkei shinbun by ignavus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Ah, what you are saying is ... not Microsoft, but Mafiasoft!

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  64. oh really? by mm0mm · · Score: 4, Informative
    Anybody here ever try to enforce a patent in Japan? Good luck
    I have to be blunt: you don't seem to understand what you are talking about. It sort of make sense that your first name is Anonymous. Unlike Taiwan or China, Japanese patent laws are strictly enforced and if any infringement is found it will be judged by a court of law. It applies to foreign patent as well. On top of that, unlike US patenting procedures, Japanese patent office takes much more time in research of prior art and rejects many that are on the border line.

    I don't have any link handy, but there has been a number of patent cases brought to a court by foregin (read: US) companies. One of my buddies, who used to work for a well-known Japanese electronics company beginning with "h," once told me that this Japanese company's newly established computer (desktop) devision knowingly copied DOS, and after it was discovered the company was tried, and ordered to pay hefty damage to MS, which lead the devision to shut down.

    If Japan really is patent outlaw country, why do all the big companies (Sony, Panasonic, Toyota, Honda) own so many patents both in Japan and US? I'd appreciate it if you can explain to me, please.

    I don't really have any link to back up my argument, but your knowledge in Japan's Patent laws and enforcement obviously is paper thin.
    1. Re:oh really? by ihouzi · · Score: 4, Informative

      Different patent laws.

      The US patent law is based on the concept of first-to-discover.
      The Japanese patent law is based on first-to-file.

      This means Japanese companies are highly encouraged to file patents as soon as possible.

      Also, the scope of Japanese patents is VERY different from American patents, and this is what usually leads American companies astray if they already understand they have to be the first to file.

      US patents are generally very broadly worded, so the inventor gets the most bang for the buck, so to say. On the other hand, Japanese patents are generally very narrow, and minor variations can call for a completely new patent (changes in the shape of a glass substrate for a laser for example).

      So oftentimes, American companies will come to Japan assume broad rights only to be confronted by a Japanese competitor reading the rights according to Japanese law - very narrowly. Japanese courts will, of course, uphold Japanese patent law which is, as mentioned above, narrow and different.

      The above reason is why Japanese companies hold so many patents: they have to get patents for each minor variation of a technology if they really want to control it. This (and the below, though I'm not clear on the below) is why Japanese companies have so many patents.

      Also, and I can't remember this one in detail, but I _THINK_ I recall there being some stipulation in Japanese patent law that allows (or at least highly encourages) technology licensing. In other words, if one company can license, you must allow all companies to license. Maybe someone can look up the details?

  65. Reminds me of a film... (OT) by boobox · · Score: 5, Funny

    Remember The Madness of King George a few years back? The original title was The Madness of King George III but they thought that American audiences would want to know where parts I and II were playing at...

    (ducks)

    See it here.

    1. Re:Reminds me of a film... (OT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Snopes is your friend: http://www.snopes.com/movies/films/george.htm

  66. downside of spam filters by eagl · · Score: 2, Funny

    Chances are the Japanese government warned them, but Microsoft thought the email with the attachment full of legalese was either spam or yet another trojan, and deleted it without opening. Seriously, who opens attachments you weren't expecting anyhow?

  67. A typical scenario by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Hi, this is the answering machine of (place your favourite political candidate here). I'm not home right now, leave your message after the beep....beep"

    "Hi, Bill here, erm... you want some more money for your campaign ? Well buddy... let's make it this way: you keep the law of my back, I'll get you in the white house. Sounds right? I'll be waiting for your call... click ..."

  68. Waaay off topic but... by Riktov · · Score: 1

    I am using "L" instead of "R" because "la, li, lu, le, lo" is closer to the Japanese sounds.

    Ahh, so that's why everthing seems so strange around here. Well anyway, I better hop on the Malunouchi line for Yulakucho to meet my friends for some kalaoke, but not before I pick up the Yomiuli Shinbun and read about the latest gaffe by P.M. Junichilo Koizumi...

  69. Microsoft by 1s44c · · Score: 1

    Everywhere else microsoft have been able to buy their way out of situations like this.

    It seems unlikely to me they won't be able to buy their brand of justice in japan too.

    Microsoft won't behave nicely due to anyones laws. Only their customers ( or lack of ) can make them behave better.

  70. seg fault by Flamesplash · · Score: 1

    if only dead ends were named as such I'd go with

    1 seg fault dead end

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  71. jennifer government raids microsoft offices by pezking · · Score: 1, Interesting

    thought maybe a sequel to this great book.

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    "They can kill you, but the legalities of eating you are quite a bit dicier" -dfw
  72. I'm glad it happened by OPTiX_iNC · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Microsoft was supposed to 'break up' several years ago, to comply with the court decision. I have only seen one thing come out of that, there needs to be more. Microsoft needs to get off their asses and finally do something to comply with the anti-monopoly laws. They already have market saturation and noone in their right mind will go against them, but now with the japanise, something might happen. When it finally does, it will be long overdue.

  73. Re:Hypocripsy by AngstAndGuitar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    you don't understand... Japanese patents can be and are enforced in japan, it's just American patents that are not.
    The American company Micro$hit cannot violate Japanese patents in Japan and expect that the police will not burn their office and publicly humiliate their imployees.
    As to anti monopoly laws, "In Japan!?" LOL.
    Again, only enforced if the company is American, and harms Japanese companies.

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  74. Someone has to say it... by bobobobo · · Score: 2, Funny

    All your base are belong to Microsoftu, I mean us!

    1. Re:Someone has to say it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice try, but there isn't a basic "tu" sound in Japanese. Microsoft becomes "Maikurosofuto".

    2. Re:Someone has to say it... by dorlthed · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I think I speak for a lot of us when I say, "shut the fuck up." It's posts like the above which I see far too much of in /. Some nerds have no sense of humor whatsoever.

    3. Re:Someone has to say it... by ahknight · · Score: 1

      shut the fuck up
      Some nerds have no sense of humor whatsoever

      Irony knows no bounds.

    4. Re:Someone has to say it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In your post:

      1. The word "shut" should be capitalized.
      2. The phrase "which I see far too much of" would be better phrased "of which I see far too much".
      3. The period in "/." is part of the word "/.", so you should have added another period to end the sentence ("of which I see far too much in /..").

  75. BATSU BOX by Neo-Rio-101 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Let's not forget that Microsoft made a huge blunder with the Xbox in Japan.

    Did they get the hardware wrong? .... NOPE
    Did they get the marketing wrong?.... NOPE
    Did they get the games wrong? ....... NOPE
    Did they get the price wrong? ....... NOPE

    So what did they get wrong?

    The freakin NAME of the machine.
    The letter X in Japan is synonymous with BAD, like an incorrect answer or a cross on a mistake....
    and hence the X-box earned it's name as the BATSU-BOX (or the No-Way-BOX) ....that and the Xbox green colour looks like radiation.
    And THAT was just asking for trouble coming from an American company.

    Funny, for a company with loads of cash... Microsoft couldn't even get the cultural sensitivity thing right.

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    1. Re:BATSU BOX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Did they get the hardware wrong? - YES

      1. It was too big
      2. There were issues with the first versions of Xbox sold in Japan. DVD-drive damaged discs making them unusable. That wasn't very good PR move...

      Did they get the games wrong? ....... YES

      They couldn't get licences for games which are popular in Japan (at least at first).

    2. Re:BATSU BOX by hashwolf · · Score: 0

      "The letter X in Japan is synonymous with BAD"

      Xwindows, xterm, xanim... hmm, I wonder what they think about those! :-)

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      - "They misunderestimated me."
    3. Re:BATSU BOX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Xwindows, xterm, xanim... hmm, I wonder what they think about those! :-)"

      They will one day be part of a Japanese open source operating system -- Batsux.

    4. Re:BATSU BOX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That explains the term "batsu game"... Didn't know that :O

    5. Re:BATSU BOX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1: Yes, the X-box is just a PC without the advantages of a PC.

      2: Yes, as the name is an important part of the marketing.

      3: Yes. I still haven't even HEARD about one good game for the X-box. People always mention Halo, but that's just a name. The name doesn't in my mind connect to any game, it just connects to the X-box, i.e. a circular reference. If the only reason for buying an X-box is Halo, and the only reason for buying Halo is the X-box, why buy either? If they have any good games I don't know about, see point 2: Marketing.

      4: Depends. What is the correct price for a useless product?

    6. Re:BATSU BOX by darekana · · Score: 2, Funny

      I got modded -1 on Slashdot.jp for making one little joke about the XBOX taking over Japan.

      Hidoi.

    7. Re:BATSU BOX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A good and even a believable story for some, may be; but that's it, I think. There is a hugely popular TV program series titled "Project X". Each time the program takes up a real case of a very difficult or not so main stream project becoming a major success story; it's NOT about failed projects! I'm a 45 year old Japanese, and not so politically unaware, but would not dream of linking radiation and the modern US companies in general. It's simply too far fetched to write that the XBox light green reminds Japanese of radiation; I think. But of course I can only speak for myself...

    8. Re:BATSU BOX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The letter X in Japan is synonymous with BAD, like an incorrect answer or a cross on a mistake....

      How is that any different from the way anyone else uses the letter X?

    9. Re:BATSU BOX by Tei · · Score: 1

      Evil-Box? heee... cool, I want mine!

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    10. Re:BATSU BOX by darekana · · Score: 1

      Damn you people have modpoints ta burn eh?

    11. Re:BATSU BOX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just get a girlfriend =P

    12. Re:BATSU BOX by warpath · · Score: 2, Informative
      The letter X in Japan is synonymous with BAD, like an incorrect answer or a cross on a mistake....


      How is that any different from the way anyone else uses the letter X?
      Drastically?

      In the US, "X" is often meant to be "eXtreme" or "eXtra" or some other marketing angle. (re: X-Games, X-Men, X11... er...)
    13. Re:BATSU BOX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The letter X in Japan is synonymous with BAD, like an incorrect answer or a cross on a mistake....
      and hence the X-box earned it's name as the BATSU-BOX (or the No-Way-BOX) ....that and the Xbox green colour looks like radiation."

      It's about as culturally sensitive as calling it the Enola Gay Box :-)

    14. Re:BATSU BOX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know!! The next iteration of Xbox will be named Yboy, unless there is something wrong with Y in Japanese culture, then it'll be Zboz

    15. Re:BATSU BOX by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      Kind of like GainaX?

  76. Not Offtopic... by Chordonblue · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is in referrence to raids on Kazaa in Australia.

    Not a great post, but certainly not offtopic.

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    1. Re:Not Offtopic... by CyberdogOSX · · Score: 1
      ABB? yes. because Nader will never win this time. no green party backing, everyone one is afraid Bush will get elected next time.

      even if all the voters who wanted to vote for Ralph did, it would at best split the liberal vote in half, once again giving the election to Bush.

      it's a nice thought, but as long as we have a plurality system of democracy, it will always be the Dem's or the Naz...i mean, the Republicans. if we can changes the system to a representative form of democracy, then we're talking about something. till then, it's all a fantasy.

  77. yay. by lamery · · Score: 0

    What kind of evidence are they going to find in the Japanese HQ anyways.

    !--- SECRET MEMO ---!

    Point of interest:
    We are a monopoly.

    !--[end]-!

  78. In by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In capatalist Japan, Microsoft Perl Harbors YOU!

  79. What a bunch of sissies.-Protectionism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Besides, the root comment is an obvious troll. Admit that governments shelter their domestic businesses and move along."

    I'm waiting for an outsourcing story first.

  80. Re:Hypocripsy by line.at.infinity · · Score: 1

    How on Earth did this get moderated to +5? Just because the moderator knows little about patent enforcement in Japan doesn't mean Anonymous Cowards' words are gospel.

  81. [Probing]-Insight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "An American company gets inspected by a foreign country."

    Hopefully it will be with rubber gloves and cold instruments.

  82. yet another benefit of OSS? by erroneus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm sure a great deal of this legal action against Microsoft is partly "bandwagon" but I also think that perhaps now that folks are seeing that there actually *IS* and alternative to Microsoft, perhaps they can afford to fight back against the things Microsft has been getting away with all these years?

    1. Re:yet another benefit of OSS? by taweili · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What OSS? It just open the way for the dominating Japanese IT giants: IBM, Fujitsu, NEC, and Sony to bundle Linux and keep the OS license charge to themselves. There are no grassroot movement for OSS in Japan.

  83. Re:Hypocripsy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the patent has been approved in Japan, why would it be diffucult to enforce it?

    Maybe you mean that Japan Patent Office don't approve every stupid patent like USPTO.

  84. Today you have agreed to forego your IP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gun? Which gun? That thing pointing to your head? No worries, I have not used it yet.

  85. Foregin powers-Must consume more. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Corporations have become the new scapegoats for our failures as businesses and consumers."

    OK, I will try to be a better consumer, once my job gets back from it's worldwind tour of the planet.

    Has anyone seen my maxed out credit card? Oh well, time to take out another mortgage. Someone help me out of this couch?

    Oh Mr businessman. You're doing it all wrong. To crush one's opponents. Use a large hammer, else the governments heel will do in a pinch.

  86. Re:Hmm.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Japan is FreeBSD country.

  87. Re:Foreign powers by MysteriousPreacher · · Score: 1

    The problem is that there may not be a competitors product to buy if the market leader is doing things like.. Making deals with suppliers that make it difficult for competitors to find distribution. Making protocols and file formats closed so no-one else can make a competing product. You are correct that sensible regulation is needed but naive if you believe that there is always choice. The two tactics above are used to take that choice away from you. With most governments, you do have a choice, vote them out next time around if you don't like them.

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  88. Re:Foreign powers by kaligraphic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why should businesses be able to do what they want? Why? For that matter, why not say that any /. user should have open access to the /. database? Oh, wait, that's a really bad idea. Law is basically a compromise between the perceived ideal and, more importantly, the pragmatic realities of life. If people could live in perfect accordance with the principles of honor, fairness, justice, mercy, &c then we wouldn't need to legislate things like this. Unfortunately, human beings will tend to see potential advantages from a pragmatic point of view - i.e. what is the cost/benefit of a given action, what is the ROI, essentially (((probability of payoff) * (estimated payoff)) / ((probability of loss) * (estimated loss))) basically, payoff/loss guides Microsoft - If they are more likely to make money than lose money by a given action, they will do it. Recall the reason that we have police - people will break the law if they believe they can do so without getting caught. They will continue to break the law even if caught unless the consequences of breaking the law are sufficiently great as to serve as sufficient deterrent in the mind of the average citizen. This is why people get repeat traffic tickets - they don't believe that they will be caught often enough and fined enough for it to change their behavior. As a citizen, I have the pragmatic concern that I do not desire that companies extort money from me. As this concern is pretty common, likeminded people have legislated against common methods of such. In the U.S., trusts and cartels have been and have been perceived to have been a significant problem in this area, and therefore we have laws to restrict this sort of behavior. Japan, however, has a different view of how business should be organised. Japanese businesses are bound into keiretsu much more tightly that the trusts which U.S. law was formed to combat - unfortunately, there are a few downsides to this, such as difficulties in agreeing on a uniform DVD format, but as a whole it works pretty well. This binding, and the mindset behind it, should tell you something - namely, that Japanese law really doesn't have much in the way of anti-trust type laws. (The American occupational government broke up much of this after WWII, but the keiretsu recoalesced quite rapidly.) The organisation of businesses into keiretsu has historically been successful because of the ingrained code of honor that permeates the Japanese culture. If/as this changes, the keiretsu will either have to diminish or assume greater control of government, as has happened in the U.S. Of course, one could argue along with people like Adam Smith that pragmatism is also the impetus for laissez-faire capitalism, but I think that a moderate position is most effective.

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  89. conviction rate in japan... by flacco · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...is *extremely* high, once the law decides to go after you. at least for individuals - we'll see what happens to a megacorp.

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  90. Re:Hypocripsy by mumblestheclown · · Score: 4, Informative
    What an absolute load of uninformed bullshit.

    If you want to really go after the Japanese on patents, at least get your facts straight.

    Japan actually has one of the highest rates of corporate patenting ANYWHERE. This is caused largely by corporate guidelines that say "department x must have at least 3 patentable inventions per year."

    As a result, Japan's books are filled with tens of thousands of patents for truly mediocre things.

    That said this forms the basis of a series of "blocking patents" which are taken quite seriously.

    Your claim that "... without such enforcement" is simply wrong.

    the moderators who gave you "insightful" should be ashamed. I mean, you're 180 degrees wrong and were just speaking out of your ass out of some quixotic wishful thinking, not facts.

  91. Not entirely correct. by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The japanese certainly on one hand seem to lean to gigantic monster cooperations from an outside view. However most of them are just very large because they have a lot of different fields in wich they operate.

    None of that "focusing on our core capabilities" crap. Japanese do everything. Look up what say a sony or hitachi or suzuki do. Now compare that to say even a philips. Let alone against american firms.

    America has the x-box. Japan has nintendo and playstation AND the foreign devil X-box. Oversimplified example of course but you get the point.

    Where in the west we shop at supermarkets wich are really controlled by a handfull of mega corps worldwide the japanese are only slowly shifting to this. Lots of small family owned shops still around.

    So MS is in a unique position. Outside old incumbuments like telephone or utitlitie providers there isn't a company that has such a hold on its market. If you produce a pc then you cannot afford to not sell windows with it. And MS is accused of abusing this to force companies to agree to unreasonable terms.

    Allegedly. A raid like this shows that either someone overreacted or that the japanese goverment is serious. Japan may have enough monster coorperations to ensure that each on its own is not a monopoly but if you come in from the outside they all band together with the goverment to make something far more difficult to overcome. Just look at the success of foreign companies in japan.

    So to answer your question, yes they are but they don't want 1 single companie going out of control let alone a foreign company.

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  92. raid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Japanese Government Raids Microsoft Offices

    how many casualties?

  93. What no collaboration with the Japanese Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    With OSDN having a Japanese Slashdot you would think there would be a little co-operation here on this story. I guess not. Really, how long would it have taken for Slashdot to correspond with their Japanese counterparts on the phone to come up with a better write-up.

  94. Re:Hypocripsy by JonnyRo88 · · Score: 1

    Can I get a link re:Bayer's patents. It sounds interesting.

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  95. Re:Hypocripsy by arivanov · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Anybody here ever try to enforce a patent in Japan

    No. But I have helped prepare the paperwork for a successful patent filing in Japan. The difference between the US and Japan is that you cannot patent bollocks. In this particular case 8 patents for the US ended up being 4 patents in EU and only 1 in Japan.

    First: their patent office has not yet degenerated into an approval stamp machine so the patents have to have merit.

    Second: they charge an arm and a leg for a patent filing so even large corporations avoid defencive patenting and stuff that has no commercial value is not patented at all.

    I usually get flamed by the idealists which still believe in the "small inventor", but I will say it again. This is the way a patent system is supposed to work. A patent is a government guarantee to the inventor that he/she will be capable to exploit the commercial merits of his/her invention. Note the words commercial. So with all due respect I do not see any merits in trying to patent an invention of no commercial merit.

    The side effect of this is that the US method of IPR development is reversed. For Japan you first find financial backers for the idea and then patent it.

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  96. I am wondering... by WindBourne · · Score: 4, Interesting

    if MS is under monopoly threat in just about every country due to their own actions, the local government needing money, or the local people/government wanting to start their own software industry and need to stop MS?

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  97. Somebody explain parent, please? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'Nuff said.

    1. Re:Somebody explain parent, please? by jejones · · Score: 4, Interesting

      In Japanese, there's a distinction between "long" and "short" vowel sounds. It's not the same as in English, where the sound changes; in Japanese, long really means long; it's the same sound, just held longer.

      They have short and long consonants, too--just like Italian, where "fato" (fate) isn't the same as "fatto" (done) and singing "a cappella" (like they do in chapel) isn't the same thing as singing "a capella" (like a little goat).

      Anyway--you can embarrass the heck out of yourself if you don't keep your long and short consonants and vowels straight when speaking Japanese. Jack Seward, in his delightful book Japanese in Action, gives an example of a fellow who went to work for a Japanese firm after WWII. This unfortunate man made just that mistake, and thereby told a group of Japanese visiting the firm that he was his boss's, um, sphincter rather than his boss's assistant.

      All the above, of course, is a distraction so that you won't notice that I don't remember just what vowel lengthening is involved with obasan...[pause for some Googling]...ah. There's "obasan" and "obaasan"; this message explains the difference (among other things).

    2. Re:Somebody explain parent, please? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's interesting how in many languages words that are seemingly plesant are all too close to, well, let's say more unpleasant words.

      I'd be interested to know exactly how these words develop. In your Italian example, perhaps it was someone passing off an insult as a compliment, and it just stuck?. "No, I said cappella, with the long "p", not "capella", I wasn't calling you a goat!"

      Perhaps in feudal Japanse boss-type guy really called his assistant an asshole constantly... It just evolved into another word?

    3. Re:Somebody explain parent, please? by jjsoh · · Score: 1

      I found this site as a good way to learn English if you're Japanese, or vice versa.

    4. Re:Somebody explain parent, please? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps in feudal Japanse boss-type guy really called his assistant an asshole constantly... It just evolved into another word?

      The boss-type guy wouldn't have to say it, as it is implied by thier status. Him boss, assistant not the boss. The assistant knows he is the asshole.

    5. Re:Somebody explain parent, please? by jejones · · Score: 1

      It's a matter of etymology; "capella" is cognate to Spanish "cabra" and both descended from Latin.

      In the case of "komon" versus "koumon" (or "koomon" or "k[o with a macron]mon"...), I'm sure it's also a question of etymology, but I don't know diddly about the etymology of Japanese words except for garaigo like "biiru" or "terebi". :)

      (By the way...the fact that I remember those two words is a prime example of how well humor works as a pedagogic tool. Mr. Seward knows, and Leo Rosten (alevasholem) knew, that very well.)

  98. What's the big deal? by kmweber · · Score: 1

    Why SHOULDN'T Microsoft get to attach whatever terms they like to their products? They are, after all, MICROSOFT'S products. If these companies don't like the terms, they're free not to sign the contract.

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  99. Re:as long as we are correcting katakana english.. by ickoonite · · Score: 1

    As long as we are OT...

    If we didn't render the Japanese ra-ri-ru-re-ro as such, we wouldn't be able to make election/erection jokes...

    But you're right, it's definitely far closer to an ell than the English 'r,' especially the stronger American 'r.'

    iqu :)

  100. Troll. by LeoDV · · Score: 1

    Why am I even wasting my karma on this? You're a troll.

    Microsoft's objective is control? NEWSFLASH : Microsoft are NOT the Borg. Microsoft is a corporation, and just like every other corporation in the Goddamn world, like Red Hat, like the bar around the corner, its objective is to make money. That's not exactly honorable, but it makes a huge difference. But it's certainly not dishonorable : the definition of a corporation is of a group of people trying to make money for themselves. Since Microsoft has a lot of money already and therefore a lot of power, it wants to keep what it has and get more of the same, and that's why sometimes it does bad things. But it does not mean it's evil!

    Look at IBM. Only a few years back they were the Evil Empire and now they're advertising Linux all over the place and supporting the community. Does it mean that Darth Vader has suddenly realised the good of the Light Side and IBM has turned from blood-sucking Borg into a philantropic organisation? No. It means nothing if not that IBM's new strategy for moneymaking involves supporting Linux. It doesn't mean it's less Evil, it doesn't mean it's less good. It means it has a different strategy now than when it was 'Big Iron'.

    1. Re:Troll. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let me guess, your a fan of SCO right. And you used to suck dick for a living becuase after all, everyone has to make money. Or perhaps you sold drugs to little kids, becuase after all everyone has to make money.

      Now obviously its a far stretch from being a monopoly to sucking dick and selling drugs, but the point is how you make money does matter. Microsoft using strong arm tactics, and screwing people over left and right does make them a terrible company.

    2. Re:Troll. by 36526542DD · · Score: 1

      So you're saying if the bar around the corner started slipping a little bit of meth in every drink to increase sales, which it probably would, you're OK with that?

      Afterall, the point of a business it to make money "and that's why sometimes it does bad things".

      I don't think it is how much a person or company makes, but how they make it, that is important.

      Or maybe you just work for uSight or a company like it. Read more.

      There are good and bad ways to make money. There are rules, and for good reason.

  101. you reep what you sow by cybersekkin · · Score: 1

    You may get off the hook for campaign contributions in some places but eventually it catches up to you.

  102. Parent is NOT flamebait by MrRTFM · · Score: 1

    ok, it may be slightly offtopic, but it should not have been modded down as flamebait.

    It is a valid point - if a company can make lots of money using open source software, then that is great.

    But what if Microsoft suddenly releases 'MSLinux 1.0' next year which is entirely open source and nets them $43.2 million profit.
    Dont deny it - you'd be a bit pissed off inside.
    That's what the parent was talking about - when *bad* companies get rich using the free work of others, and have no intention of putting anything back into the community.

    And even though that is their right, we dont have to like it!

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  103. Re:NO THEY FUCKING DIDN'T by first.last · · Score: 1, Funny

    Damn! Someone put Vicks in your vaseline or something?

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  104. Zaibatsu's control over the governmnet by batura · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This really isn't a suprising move, since monopolies are very common in Japan, and only problem is that they ''influence'' the government through the Zaibatsu.

    This seems like ploy againt American monopoly in Japan. Perhaps on of the big vendors over there is going to try and push an alternative OS? I've heard that the Linux movement over there is pretty strong, so maybe corporate interests in Linux are playing a hand there?

    1. Re:Zaibatsu's control over the governmnet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You read too much William Gibson. The Zaibatsu were broken up after WWII by the GHQ. They do not exist. Heck, the Keiretsu system is coming undone as well.

    2. Re:Zaibatsu's control over the governmnet by batura · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, I looked around on Wikipedia, and as it turns out, I was wrong about the term Zaibatsu term still being used (it is in American to describe what I was talking about, however).

      The real politcal leaders are the heads of the major businesses (ie, Mitsubishi and Fuji etc) and the banks.

      Its been known for quite a long time that the Diet is basically a joke and their PM answers to business, not the other way around. I forget what its called, but their trade and industry ministry is where a lot of the real power is, and this raid likely came from there with pressure from the business leaders.

  105. Re:NO THEY FUCKING DIDN'T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well. he won't be doing *that* again

  106. Ask not... by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...what Open Source can do for you: Ask what you can do for Open Source.

    Apologies to JFK, but while it's great that you're making money from Open Source software, what have you put back into it? Donations, bug reports, anything? If not, that's known in some circles as leeching.

    Free Software is free, true, but it doesn't just fall from the sky. It takes a lot of work from a lot of people, so hopefully businessmen such as yourself see the responsibility to replenish the pool, not just a resource to exploit.

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    1. Re:Ask not... by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Free Software is free, true, but it doesn't just fall from the sky. It takes a lot of work from a lot of people, so hopefully businessmen such as yourself see the responsibility to replenish the pool, not just a resource to exploit.

      It's not being exploited.

      I'm *glad* to have more users of my code, even if they aren't contributing anything, as long as they aren't rudely complaining and demanding free support. It's no skin off my back if someone wants to and can make money with the service.

      I do think that good bug reports (which are not as easy to produce as one might think) *are* a reasonable expectation. If you don't want to hassle with Microsoft over an Office bug, that's pretty reasonable. Heck, why do their work for them, especially since it takes *fighting* to get anything fixed? But if Mozilla crashes, it's pretty easy to sit down with Bugzilla and report the problem, and I'd consider it a social obligation.

      Having a userbase familiar with your project is not to be scoffed at. Microsoft enjoys tremendous benefits from having a large userbase familiar with their software.

    2. Re:Ask not... by adamruck · · Score: 1

      Its called community. The more people who use and rely on open source software, the bigger the community gets. You dont have to be a developer to contribute.

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    3. Re:Ask not... by 36526542DD · · Score: 1

      I don't think I said anything to give you the indication I don't give back.

      In fact I'm very active in the mailing lists of a number of the packages I use, and try to provide answers to other users.

      Several of my suggestions for improvements to PHP have been implemented.

      And yes, I have donated to projects I believe in. And, I believe that spending time on Slashdot as an open source evangelist is giving back in some small way (as you are, so thanks for the discussion).

    4. Re:Ask not... by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      Nope you didn't give me that impression, but you also didn't suggest that you did give back. But my post was nothing personal, I just thought it worth posting something to make the point - I think with the increasing popularity of Free Software it will become a bigger and bigger problem.

      I'm involved in several projects too, and the thing that I find *most* annoying about them is users who are demanding without giving anything back. Usually new folks who want it handed on a silver platter (we do try, but some folks *wont* read doco, etc), and usually wanting to back a quick dollar out of the work I and others have put into it.

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  107. re: specific terms per customer by midgley · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Microsoft will attempt to justify that without looking like a monopoly doing market segmentation by declaring they are providing different products to different people, at different prices.

    Observe this in Thailand, where after teh announcement that MS would provide XP + Office at a much reduced price (about 30 Euros as I recall) came an announcement that thre would be a special edition of XP + Office lacking some features (as yet unspecified AFAIK) - a Thai cheap edition.

    Observe it in the UK with the National Health Service New programme IT suprremo Richard Granger muttering about the level of discount we get on (say) half a million copies (I feel ill) of Office on Windows OS and the placement of a contract for a trial of the SUN Java desktop/Linux/OpenOffice by SUN being followed by the suggestion that MS will customise a version for healthcare.

    There are few more stupid ideas than that from a healthcare IT point of view, si it has to be a smokescreen for segmentation.

    When I first saw the news from Thailand I thought this was a clear indication of another tipping point that MS has gone over in the infelction of its fortunes, but as the rise has been long, so will be the fall.

  108. Shades of the BSA! by dmaxwell · · Score: 2, Funny

    Okay MS, let's see how you like it!

    "This is a bust. Step awaay from your keyboards. NOW!"

  109. BSA? by ivan1011001 · · Score: 1

    You don't mean the Boy Scouts of America, do you?


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  110. Re:NEWSFLASH: COMPANY WANTS TO MAKE MONEY!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you hear them complaining? Then shut the hell up.

  111. Re:Invasion! Next Step: by ch-chuck · · Score: 0, Troll

    Now if the Japanese would only raid the Redmond Washington offices.

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  112. Shorted Slashdot Community by Puls4r · · Score: 1, Interesting

    You folks do realize the reality of the situation, right? This has nothing to do with a monopoly.

    Japanese culture makes behind-the-scenes dealings and agreements in america look like childs play. Their corporations LIVE on undercutting the competition by selling below cost to build market share, and the make monolithic groups of hundred of companies banded together to absorb those costs.

    This has NOTHING to do with a monopoly. Much as the European Union, Korea, China, and elsewhere had nothing to do with monopolies. You are watching Microsoft's death warrant being signed and you don't even realize it.

    Those countries are doing the equivalent of the US FINALLY cracking down on the Japanese car companies that subsidize lower costs through government finance and taxes - telling them to go home. What all these Euro-asian countries are doing is STEALING THEIR HOME MARKETS BACK. They simply can't stand having foreign companies being the driving force in their own economies, and the US government cracking down on Microsoft. If you don't think all the effort the US Government put into tieing up Microsofts finances and hurting their stock priced was HEAVILY lobbied by foreign interests, you're insane.

    You're all clapping as one of the few great American money makers is put on life support.

    1. Re:Shorted Slashdot Community by Puls4r · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Japanese motto: Business is war.

      You whiny little children need to stop clapping your hands as American companies take it on the chin in foreign countries. If only our government protected US this well.

    2. Re:Shorted Slashdot Community by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Why not? It's not like they'll ever get it on the chin HERE (in .us).

      Sometimes, someone just needs a good ass-whoopin', wherever it come from.

      Of course, all the "America uber alles" pseudo-"patriots" will never understand that sometimes it's not about "Stop cheering for Anti-*something American*" but about "For whatever reason they're doing it, it needed to be done."

  113. Nope, by da5idnetlimit.com · · Score: 1

    But thank you for the nice retaliation idea...8)

    "BSA ! Nous Voila !!!" Or whatever their local M$ doggy is called there....

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  114. Re:other side of the world by s0m3body · · Score: 1, Interesting

    if japanese companies in US/europe can follow the rules there; why it should be a problem for US company in japan ?

    actually, why it should be a problem for microsoft in japan ?

  115. Pod points..no, sod points- or maybe nod points? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These "Did anyone else read it as:" jokes are getting increasingly unfunny, especially when they rely on insane juxtpositions.

    I agree 100%, and I demand we immediately create some kind of rating system that would make sure everybody could filter out those lame jokes... Maybe we could award 'points' to posts that are funny or otherwise worth reading.

  116. "1 year olds who have no interest in sex" by da5idnetlimit.com · · Score: 0, Redundant

    This is a family story about a small boy and his cousine, born 2-3 weeks aprt, put into the same baby park at around one year, that have been found later by the parent having removed their diapers and were nicely fondling and kissing each other...

    Babies have a sex life...if they get the opportunity...

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  117. The Japanese probably wouldn't have noticed by wirefarm · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The Japanese don't really have a strong awareness of "December 7th" the way people in the US do - It was December 8th for them, when the attack occurred, after all.

    Funny story:
    Back when I lived in the US, I had a Japanese housemate who was taking flying lessons at a small airfield nearby. Landing the plane one morning, he managed to bump into a couple of planes parked near the runway. It was nothing serious, but since it happened to be December 7th, he was known as "Kamikaze" from then on...

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    1. Re:The Japanese probably wouldn't have noticed by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1
      The Japanese don't really have a strong awareness of "December 7th" the way people in the US do - It was December 8th for them, when the attack occurred, after all.

      I can understand that, but if I were doing business in Japan, you can darn well bet that I'd pay a local to keep track of exactly this kind of stuff.

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  118. Linux Connection? by Winkhorst · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You don't suppose this has anything to do with the new Linux-based joint effort among the Japanese, Koreans, and Chinese to create a kanji-friendly operating system? Just wondering. No paranoid conspiracy theory or anything. There *is* a certain element of "getting even" here, though, considering the US shot down a Japanese attempt to sell their own operating system with their computers sold in the US. I don't think we've seen the end of this titanic struggle, by any means.

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  119. Re: robbery by hany · · Score: 1

    its possible to get rich without robbing somebody.

    I'm optimist so I tend to agree with your statement.

    While it may be possible to get ritch without robbing somebody (I hope it is), I think this is not the case with a lot of rich people today (by rich I mean for example almost everybody living in USA, EU, Japan, ... and also myself). Why?

    Well, in a lot of cases such wealth has been produced with a lot of side-effects like poisoned air, poisoned water, died-out species, irreversibly consumed resources, ... thus robbing our children of such wonderfull things like fresh water, clean air, walk in a country, study of wild animals, ... thus making their life more dull. And also a lot more difficult than ours or our parents.

    What a shame.

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    hany
  120. Its true Re:Pot Calling the Kettle Black by voss · · Score: 1

    1) Requiring motorcycles over a certain CC level to get some sort of special certification thats nearly impossible to get also prohibiting tandem riding...of course the only motorcycles that had fit within both of those groups... american Harley-Davidson. Once they removed the restrictions Harleys became one of the top selling premium motorcycles in japan

    2) Keeping less expensive better quality American beef and agriculture out of the japanese market. Dont the japanese wonder why their beef is so much more expensive than world price?

    1. Re:Its true Re:Pot Calling the Kettle Black by fuggsy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      1) The Harley boom must be resposible for the recent pick up in in the US economy... 2) Yep, the mad cow ban on US beef had no impact on fast food beef bowl resturants in japan. Anyway, even if they had sold imported US beef, it was far too expensive for the average consumer at $3 a bowl, compared to the usual $6-$9 paid for a meal. Don't the Americans wonder if maybe they consumed a just a bit less of their inexpensive and quaility agricultural products, they wouldn't be such f*cking lard asses, by world standards? But really, WTF does any of this have to do with a very light on details article on an investigation of Microsoft, in Japan?

    2. Re:Its true Re:Pot Calling the Kettle Black by voss · · Score: 1

      1) The restrictions were real

      2) The restrictions on sales of US beef
      predate Mad cow by about 15 years...and
      Im sure Mad cows was what prevented
      washington apples from being sold in Japan

  121. 'They' are monolithic, of course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There couldn't possibly be any variation in the ability to make a distinct 'l' sound. And no one would ever pronounce it 'rukki'.

    1. Re:'They' are monolithic, of course by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      There couldn't possibly be any variation in the ability to make a distinct 'l' sound. And no one would ever pronounce it 'rukki'.

      No, they wouldn't. What they're using is a Japanese word "rakkii", derived from the English "lucky" - they aren't even trying to pronounce an "l".

  122. Re:Hypocripsy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I usually get flamed by the idealists which still believe in the "small inventor", but I will say it again. This is the way a patent system is supposed to work. A patent is a government guarantee to the inventor that he/she will be capable to exploit the commercial merits of his/her invention. Note the words commercial. So with all due respect I do not see any merits in trying to patent an invention of no commercial merit.
    So is it that a small inventor cannot discover anything commercially viable, or simply that there are no innovative people outside large corporations?
  123. so what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's going to happen? In the us, nothing happened, in the EU nothing will really happen, and in Japan too.
    All due to people bought by MS.
    I hate to see this things happen on and on.

  124. WOW! by Eezy+Bordone · · Score: 1

    You'd have to be pretty monopolistic to have the Japanese consider you a monopoly!

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    -EB

    Do you ever walk alone like a drifter in the dark?

  125. On the Inquirer too by jonasj · · Score: 1
    --
    You know, Microsoft's street address also says a lot about their mentality.
  126. Re:other side of the world by robin_j · · Score: 1
    Are you kidding me? They're getting away with it because it's a foriegn company. Japanese corporations get away with things we'd never dream of in this country.

    I have seen a lot of these type of comments stating that Japanese companies are doing these things but yet nobody has given a specific example. If MS was asking people to sign away intellectual rights then this was a real breech of their dominant position regardless of where they are from.

  127. Bayer Patents by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Google gives this site on the Pharmaceutical industry in the first half of the 20th century. Quoting from about half way down:

    World War I brought considerable changes to the pharmaceutical industry in the United States. A number of German products had been patented and were being produced in the United States under licensing arrangements. American scientists broke German patents for essential products, such as salvarsan, procaine, and barbital. At the conclusion of the war, some foreign assets were seized by the Alien Property Custodian and auctioned. Sterling acquired the rights to the Bayer aspirin trademark through this process.

    The products mentioned are used to create asprin, which Bayer had a virtual monopoly on. I can't find anything to back up the grandparent post on Japanese patent-seizing though.

  128. How long.. by MImeKillEr · · Score: 3, Funny

    Until Japan utters these famous words again?

    "I fear we have awakened a sleeping giant"

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    Cruising the internet on my TI-99/4A @ a whopping 300 baud!
  129. The color of radiation by grouse · · Score: 1
    the Xbox green colour looks like radiation


    What exactly does radiation look like? What I once thought was an entire spectrum is now limited to a narrow part of it, apparently.
    1. Re:The color of radiation by yarbo · · Score: 1

      Haven't you seen the Simpsons? The radioactive stuff is always green!!! It glows too!

    2. Re:The color of radiation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can tell you that hot plutonium in a spent fuel pool has a very beautiful indigo glow.

      Too bad with all the new security I probably won't set foot inside a containment building again...

  130. Sepuku-mono by stuffduff · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I wonder what their poem would say
    Would Truths finally come tumbling out
    Like so much blood from just two cuts.

    Their lives lost to a business illusion
    Heartbeat by heartbeat
    Never having seen the sunrise.

    Their kishaku's blade hangs on the moment
    Was that a tear he saw?
    Has the light of Open Source manifested it's beauty?

    The blade in motion, a slight turn of the head
    The cut through and through
    Shamed, the head bounces and rolls.

    --
    "Can there be a Klein bottle that is an efficient and effective beer pitcher?"
  131. Japanese Slashdot by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    Wow, I didn't realize that there *was* a Japanese Slashdot. I always wondered why the Japanese seemed underrepresented on Slashdot.

    How many different Slashdots are there?

    1. Re:Japanese Slashdot by Perky_Goth · · Score: 1

      there is a portuguese on, gildot, but it's far from brilliant. very flammy.
      can't live without it :P

  132. No Tickee -- No Business! by tilleyrw · · Score: 1

    Ack.

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    This post encoded with ROT26. If you can read it, you've violated the DMCA. Handcuffs please, sergeant.
  133. Justice For Not Delivering The Goods? by pandrijeczko · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Does anyone else see the events of the last few years as signalling "The End" for Microsoft? Or at least backing them into a corner where they must change their business strategies?

    In the past few years, look at what Microsoft's user base has suffered as a result of using their products:

    1. Countless viruses - okay, not directly Microsoft's fault but nobody here would agree that MS have done all they could have done to make their products as secure as possible.

    2. Licensing changes - costing businesses more.

    Okay, so there's nothing new in either of the above except that both the above have had sometimes dramatic reductions on company profits through downtimes and extra IT costs. Add to that the shrinkage in the high-tech industry over the past few years and, all of a sudden, there are a heap of governments out there getting less income from taxation as a result.

    On top of that, those same governments are being squeezed to spend less and less on public services and along comes Open Source that suddenly seems to offer a way of cutting down on a lot of the government's IT expenditure.

    I know these discussions have been had on /. many times before but this issue in Japan just seems the latest in a long line of governments wanting to simply give, rightly or wrongly, Microsoft "a good kicking" - firstly the DOJ, then Europe, now Japan.

    I don't think it matters whether or not MS is a "monopoly" but it is apparent that they could have done a lot more in the past to stop what's happening to them now.

    --
    Gentoo Linux - another day, another USE flag.
    1. Re:Justice For Not Delivering The Goods? by lunarlander · · Score: 1

      The sad thing is that Microsoft's not-so-tasteful business practices work for them, in the same way that recreational and illegal drug manufacturers work.

      The basic premise is that the product has become part of the necessary fabric for so many people's worlds. Therefore, the negative results are so overwhelmingly outweighed by the cash flow. Phillip Morris, for example, is broadcasting across the U.S. advertisements warning about the dangers of cigarette smoking. Why? Because they know that it won't hurt the vast majority of their tobacco-based income (which comes from the rest of the world), nor will it stop their current user base from continuing to smoke.

      Microsoft, more likely than not, has a huge cash reserve solely dedicated to paying penalties and fines. And why shouldn't they? They can recoup their losses quite quickly, because the western business world is largely dependent upon them.

      Most of the world's business technology is addicted to Microsoft. And they're more than happy to feed that addiction. A 500 million dollar fine is barely a mosquito bite.

    2. Re:Justice For Not Delivering The Goods? by brain1 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately you are correct. Given Microsoft's war chest of billions, a piddly mult-million fine is just the cost of doing business. To use an old quote: Power corrupts. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Gates wields a lot of financial power.

  134. Japanese Penalties under law by steveoc · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I must admit that Im not too up to date on the contemptorary Japanese Legal System, (I studied Japanese law and customs of the early Samurai era), but isnt the standard penalty for this sort of crime something like giving the guilty party the choice between an honorable Hari Kari, or take a public beheading ?

    It was back in the 1600's, has anything changed over there ? Just curious.

  135. Re:NO THEY FUCKING DIDN'T by netglen · · Score: 1

    Most likely somebody swapped his vaseline with bengay.

  136. How come... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft gets all the monopoly jokes?

  137. The Short Version For Japanese Officials by TALlama · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes, Microsoft is breaking your Anti-Trust laws. It doesn't matter what your laws are; MS is breaking them.

    No, you won't do anything about it. It doesn't matter what you think or believe; there's too much riding on MS for you to seriously combat them. The revolution will not be mandated.

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    - The Amazina Llama

  138. I'm seeing two things here: by stealth.c · · Score: 1

    1) Microsoft is doing its best to combat OSS using strategies easily deduced from the early Halloween Documents. At the same time, 2) nearly everywhere outside the US, governments and companies are departing from the Microsoft Way, if not becoming more than a little wary of MS. The net result? An increasing transparency of this megacorp's insincerity.

    Microsoft has repeatedly been accused (and sometimes convicted) of abusing monopoly power in multiple countries.

    And they're the only ones badmouthing FLOSS.

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  139. Wormopoly by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 1

    is what they should name most of their software

  140. Sources indicate by sharkey · · Score: 3, Funny
    A commission official, speaking on customary condition of anonymity,

    Anonymous sources have supplied an unconfirmed statement that the official's name is "Kilroy". This "Kilroy" is rumored to be the recipient of intelligence enhancing implants designed by IBM. This unsubstantiated report was lent minor credence when the official in question walked away from the podium chanting, "Domo Arigato, Mister Roboto" repeatedly.

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    --
    "Outlook not so good." That magic 8-ball knows everything! I'll ask about Exchange Server next.
  141. Back at ya by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (I'm not the guy who you're replying to, but what the hell...)
    I've analyzed your post and I'll try to counter each of your points with my own.

    1. You are Canadian. Or possibly from the US, if so, Oregon or Washington. (Though you feel you have a "Japanese Spirit.")
    2. You're an underfed geek. Maybe not. Americans *are* fat.
    3. You're a one-Nama, set menu kind of guy.
    3. You can't count.
    4. You're familiar enough with these stamp cards to know their name. And how they work.
    5. You don't know the difference between Mexican and Tex-Mex. (El Torito *is* shit though. That's the point, with Tex-Mex.)
    6. Ooh - you must be psychic,
    7. You're working as an English teacher "until this economy turns around".
    8. They agreed to their wage and he agreed to his. White-collar expats working in America are equally operpaid, too.
    9. Nobody does anything useful before 10:00 or after 7:00. Those who stay later are trying to look busy to impress the boss.
    10. You are single and very, very, very lonely. What ever happened to that rather ordinary-looking girl you used to hang with?
    11. Ah! She dumped you!
    12. You've been here too long, yet failed to make any friends or money and the prospect of moving to your parents place while you save up for a crappy apartment and try to find a job where you can use your mediocre Japanese skills is too depressing to consider. (Plus the original poster's home page says he's been here more than 11 years.)
    13. The guy she dumped you for smokes.
    14. Apparently, so are you, though I fail to see why this matters.
    15. (OK - a bit of background may be needed for those following along - Akihabara is in Chiyoda Ward, which banned smoking on the sidewalks last year. This guy is pissed because the Linux Cafe on DIY street is always so smoky. ) Dude, you moved to a city where something like 50% of the adult population smokes. Get over your preconceptions. The thing is, if you saw this guy smoking there, you *WOULDN'T* *DO* *ANYTHING*. Because you're a pussy.
    16. You think that if you ape the pronunciation of movie yakuzas well enough, people will think you were born here. They won't.
    17. Doubtful. He's got Anti-bush links on his homepage.
    18. Why the fuck shouldn't he express his views, whatever they are? Japanese people are not some delicate race of doll people who wilt at the vulgar mutterings of the kichiku beihei. They often have strong opinions themselves, often just as wrong as anyone else.

    Summary. You're a bitter, pathetic fuck. You think you've got it all figured out, yet your life is shit. You're the only foreigner you know who can't get laid in Japan.

    The original poster just said that he has lunch in some restaurant and you go all freaky on him.

    Funny thing is, I think I know who you are and we actually sort of get along, so I'll post this A.C...

    1. Re:Back at ya by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > 7. You're working as an English teacher "until this economy turns around".

      If you think I am an English teacher, then you don't "know who am I". Nice try. I'm also not single, but you did get some hits. :)

      I AM a bitter, pathetic fuck though. Nice one. :)

  142. The Mozilla Public License is almost similar. by expro · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you choose to sue a code contributor for patent infringement, I believe you lose all right to use the software. Of course, Mozilla is not a monopoly, yet.

  143. Or you can relicense under GPL by expro · · Score: 1

    I forgot, should this be invoked, MPL also allows you to relicense under GPL, which does not have this restriction so it probably has no teeth WRT arbitrary patent suits.

  144. Re:NEWSFLASH: COMPANY WANTS TO MAKE MONEY!!! by 36526542DD · · Score: 1

    They must just all be Boy Scouts, doing their good deed for the day.

    Seriously, MySQL is a very profitable company from their support of their free product, as are many other companies.

    Others do it for the good of mankind, and work full time jobs to provide for their families.

    I say, "Bless you" and "Thank you" to these people. They have created jobs and industries for hundreds of thousands of people directly and indirectly.

    It may or may not be money, but they do and will have their reward, including my thanks and praise.

    Oh, and speaking of which, when was the last time you helped an old lady across the street?

  145. Anonymous spokeswoman? by Basho · · Score: 4, Funny
    My favorite part of the story is:
    The Microsoft spokeswoman, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said the company is...
    What point is there in having an anonymous spokesperson? Sounds to me like the author of the article didn't want to use the more accurate:
    Someone we saw coming out of the building, whose name we didn't really catch, even the second time we asked, said the company is...
  146. LINKS BOGUS?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Only your top link works, and that one is about the BSA-Israel. Don't post shit please.

  147. NEVERMIND by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn spaces. Sorry.

  148. Almost Right. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you focus less on the orginal spelling and more on the sound, you'll arrive at either BORUMAA or BARUMAA. As "ball" is "BORU", the first is more likely. Long trailing "ah" is typical of "ar" endings.

    For what it's worth, the small-TSU RU combination is very infrequent. The only example I found was "GORRU" as in crying out "Goal!" in football/soccer. At any rate, it's unnecessary since the two L's do not extend the sound so much as the phonetic change from L to M. You'll get that pause automatically by using "ru".

    Finally, the Japanese have no qualms about changing the cadence of a foreign word. Compare "McDonald" to MAKUDONARUDO.

    -AC (fourth year student)

  149. Re: robbery by CycoChuck · · Score: 1

    I was never one to believe what enviromentalist say ever since I heard my friends research report in class a few years ago.

    I can't remember all the numbers, but from the numbers he got from eviromental web sites the rate we've been chopping down trees since the earily 80's there shouldn't be a tree left on Earth today.

    *Looks out window* I still see trees, so we can't be messing up things as much as they say we are.

    --
    Windows is as solid as quicksand.
  150. aHa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that not a bribe?

    Isn't that against the law in the US?

    I know of other companies that have been penalized for the SAME activity gets fined in the US for breaking the US law....

    And I doubt very much that MS japan is independant. It's just too likely that they would go their own path if they were. (ie. like Royal Dutch Shell vs Shell Oil. Royal Dutch Shell was independant... and eventually bought Shell Oil in the US.)

  151. Microsoft by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    With Microsoft bieng in the news, what seems like every other day. The source code leak, corporate offices bieng raided, countries accusing them of creating monopolies. It would seem the logical thing for Microsoft to do, would be to throw in the towel. At what point do you decide that your company has made enough money? Perhaps the world of computing would be a much user friendly place if MS went open source.

    Bill Gates, it's time you said "No mas" and retire.

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    I am Bennett Haselton! I am Bennett Haselton!
  152. Patentts in US vs Japan by corngrower · · Score: 1
    The US patent law is based on the concept of first-to-discover. The Japanese patent law is based on first-to-file.

    This is incorrect. U.S. Issues the patent to the first person to file as well. I was reading a book the other day about the invention of the telephone. The guy who invented it first, by several months, (not Mr. Bell) got his patent application into the office two hours later than Mr. Bell. We all know who received the patent.

    I wish I could remember the name of the book, right now.

    1. Re:Patentts in US vs Japan by ihouzi · · Score: 2
      As of 1994, the US did NOT have first-to-file. You can see this in this article:

      The application of the provision of the United States Patent law that subject to certain limitations a patent should be awarded, to the first to invent rather than the first to file a patent application is most frequently encountered in interferences. The case of Mycogen Plant Science Inc. v. Monsanto Co. provides a reminder that the rule is of broader application. 35 USC 102(g), the provision enacting the first to invent rule, provides that a patent cannot be validly granted if,

      Before the applicant's invention thereof the invention was made in this country by another who has not abandoned, suppressed or concealed it. Mycogen sued Monsanto for patent infringement. Monsanto defended on the ground that the patents in question were invalid because Monsanto employees had made the inventions in question before Mcogen's. The patents related to synthetic genes that were to be used in plants. It was conceded that Monsanto had produced the genes in question prior to Mycogen. However, Mycogen argued that Monsanto had "no appreciation of the claimed methods ... with improved expression, or contemporaneous understanding that they had synthesized their gene using any of the processes claimed in the patents". They therefore argued that Monsanto's prior activities were "accidental" and so could not be accepted as being a prior reduction to practice of the invention by Monsanto. While accepting the theory of Mycogen's case, the Court found that the evidence in the present case showed that Monsanto's activities were not accidental and so the defense succeeded.

      It should be noted that a defense to an infringement action on the ground of prior invention by another is still only possible in cases where the prior invention was in the United States. The 1999 change in the law permitting reliance on inventions made abroad is confined to situations where both parties have U.S. patents or patent applications and do not apply to a simple plea of invalidity in an infringement case where the defendant has no patent or application itself.
  153. The beauty of economic power by ryanjensen · · Score: 1
    Microsoft Japan is suspected of attaching improper restrictive conditions when signing software deals with Japanese personal computer manufacturers, such as requiring that Japanese companies allow infringement of their patents.

    I have a strong suspicion that Microsoft's deal partners knew full well what restrictive conditions were included in the contracts. That said, those computer manufacturers should have no access to recoursive actions by the government: they voluntarily entered into the contract with Microsoft.

    Therein lies the beauty of economic power vs. political power: the government has the monopoly on the use of force. Microsoft could no more have "forced" the computer manufacturers to sign restrictive contracts against their will than they could have "forced" you to give them your money at the ATM. There is a popular quote going around these days: free choice ends at the point of a gun. Only the government uses physical force to impose its will on others ... Microsoft has *never* (to anyone's knowledge) threatened physical harm to computer manufacturers to get them to sign contracts -- they're not the mafia after all (or the IRS for that matter).

  154. BSA/SPA == vampires? by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

    Inviting either in is a big mistake...

    Or perhaps I've been hitting the Buffy dvd's too hard.

    The SPA came after us (another unnamed school). We had our shit together, license-wise. Just about my biggest priority when I came on board. We even had a hardware/software auditing package so we could refuse to use theirs. (Demo version - first one's free! But you can't see the output...) We put a fair amount of effort into turning the data (count of exe's by filename and by workstation) into information. They refused to give us the list of member company executables to search for, so we gave them the raw output. In small font. We didn't give them a dime. We didn't owe them a dime.

  155. Fighting Fire with Fire? by Evil+Poot+Cat · · Score: 1

    Since when is any country's "Fair Trade Commission" anything more than a national protector? Especially for Japan, whose entire export industry is based on favorable exchange rates (hence the egg-laying over the notion of a falling dollar). I see this as merely action between two belligerents, neither of which can be classified as "friendlies".

  156. snake pit by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

    When I was allegedly testing there, I saw a fair amount of typical weasel-world politics. A coworker's assessment was "snake pit". He blue-badged, so it was an attractive snake pit, I guess.

    There was one kick-ass tester with a shitheel boss. She asked to join another team, several team leaders were into it, and when shitheel heard about it, she was frog-marched out. They lost a lot of talent and product knowledge due to his ego. He also spent a day and a half trying to find out what dept. was hiring another guy (my team leader) permanently to try to torpedo it. When the guy got his blue badge, he brought it round to neener the shitheel.

    On the other hand, there was one rightious developer. Pretty young guy, he would sit quietly in meetings, let people babble, and then say, "This is what we should do..." (almost always involving more work for him) and it was so. And it was demonstrably right that it be so. He was the only guy there who lived up to the MS self image that I met.

    1. Re:snake pit by Flamesplash · · Score: 1

      Yeah there are some bad people at MS, it's a given in any organization as large as there's, though I think they do a good job in keeping that number down though. The MS culture tends to be one of very nice people in my experience.

      --
      "Not knowing when the dawn will come, I open every door." - Emily Dickinson
  157. Anti-trust laws? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, so the Japanese government thinks MSFT violated their anti-trust laws. I am not a Japanese (or even an American) lawyer. Could someone please explain what the laws on anti-trust are there. Are they the same as in the U.S.?

  158. I reached a different conclusion by JimmytheGeek · · Score: 1

    Probably based on a different sample.

    I saw a lot of folks who could describe themselves, with a straight face and without irony, as "overachievers". There was something missing from them, for the most part. Not the implacable, invincible Borg, but essentailly Stepford People. And wannabes. And as ferociously competitive as they are in the industry, I saw unmistakable evidence from the lowly trenches that as an institution they were large enough where intra-tribal competition was sapping it. A small tribe (or company) will tend to be more focussed and unified in the face of external threats. A large entity will have people who see personal advantage in the failure of others, even if the company (or tribe) as a whole suffers from the defeat. Which reminds me of an old joke: How many med students does it take to change a lightbulb? Two: one to do it, and the other to kick the chair out from under him/her.

  159. Your eyes are open but you're not seeing reality. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I noticed that your website has a .nz extension which helps to explain your ignorance of the history of the America's. While the US has supported dictators, it has only been for dubious reciprocal support against communism. Del Monte has been the only company that comes close to doing what you accuse the US government of doing. Del Monte supported several coups to prevent governments from taking their land and other assets. Labor south of the US has always been cheaper (except for half a century before the Great Depression when Mexico GDP was equal to the US). Mexico's GDP is now a fraction of the US's despite being free from US attack and interference (ask any Mexican how well they respond to US pressure or interference). As for the rebellions in Peru, Columbia, Haiti, et al over the course of the twentieth century -- it may have something to do with the fact that the governments in those countries are corrupt, dictatorial, repressive, and unresponsive. There has never been a need to make it cheaper. Name a single country that would invest in an unstable country just for the cheap labor. There are plenty of stable countries with cheap labor that would welcome US companies whole-heartedly. In Nepal, where fair-trade protestors succeeded in driving out US companies who were using subcontractors that relied on child labor, there was a marked increase in child prostitution because the kids had to find a new line of work.

    As for the mythical Afghanistan oil pipeline (the vast majority of the google results are from leftists sites full of speculation) - the three countries most in favor of building it are Pakistan, Turkmenistan and Afghanistan because they're the ones with the most to gain from such a project (Saddam would be against it since it would detract from his control over the world's oil supply). The US prefers multiple pipelines to hedge against any monopolies or closures. Back in 1998, it was Unocal that withdrew from participation because it wasn't worth it - their own studies showed that the pipeline would be safe under the Taliban (who would've recieved about $25 million a year in royalties) but the margins were too low. Even now, Unocal remains uninterested. Unocal isn't going to build a pipeline for free.

    If there's someone stupid enough to write that tripe, I guess there are also enough idiots to mod it informative.

  160. But, it seems.....not *your* friend.... by adamofgreyskull · · Score: 1
    Hohoho...so...you just swapped one kind of stupidity for another:
    America has always been a nation without royalty, and thus using "King George" in the title established much more clearly to American audiences that this was a film about a monarch than "George III" would have.
    ...and...
    Of course, you have to wonder what Americans who didn't recognize "George III" as the designation of a monarch would make of the film's title. The third part of something? Maybe. So in that sense, perhaps there is a little bit of truth to this one.
    I'm also shocked, the most important event in America's history was surely declaring independence....WHEN GEORGE THE THIRD WAS KING OF ENGLAND...and yet, they felt they needed to include the word "King" in the title because people might not realise it was *that* King George III otherwise.

    Mod me down, if you like, but them's the facts.
  161. Now there's a reality show I'd tune into... by cmdrwhitewolf · · Score: 1

    {taps microphone} Yo, Hollywood! Are you paying attention? This would make a great series just like Mike Moore Corporate Cops would... Hello?!?

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    [Now, I'm off to lift my le... Um, visit... at another place.]
  162. Re:other side of the world by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    How about some examples of Japanese domestic corporatism trumping humans rights, for those of us out in the sticks, far from the glaring light of East Asian common knowledge? Forewarned is fourarmed (eight armed is octopus :).

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  163. come on! by CyberdogOSX · · Score: 1
    shouldn't this have been from the "All your files are belong to us!" dept.?

    whomever does the subject choosing was asleep on this one.

  164. This is WAY offtopic... by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

    "...everyone one is afraid Bush will get elected next time."

    Really? You should get out of our liberal circles hit the countryside. There's reason why the house and senate are (R) - and will continue to be for the next four years or so. I suppose you can claim that there's no representation here (EVERY ballot is RIGGED man!), but I suspect you don't get out enough.

    Please stop deluding yourself about a guy (Kerry) who can't make the most basic statements about how he stands on things like: Gay Marriage, Iraq Solutions (not just bitching about it), The Economy (not just condemning Bush), etc. LISTEN to him for Chrissakes - he says NOTHING! That may play now - until the convention - but at some point the man is going to have to own up to his lousy record and state what he actually believes. You may disagree with Bush (or hate him viscerally), but at least you know his opinion on things.

    If there is no fear in your camp, why is it that a bunch of Dems protested Nader's run? You didn't see any Republicans there did you? And then there was this bullshit canned statement from the left about how Nader's run was 'self-serving'! What a crock!

    Your side's hate - not Nader - is going to help you lose this next election. Hate is not enough to sway most thinking Americans (READ: those without an adjenda). In fact, hate has its root in fear (some would call ignorance). Americans tend to pick leaders who aren't afraid.

    Face it, Hillary! is the one you should be pinning your hopes on... For 2008.

    --
    "...Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam..."
    1. Re:This is WAY offtopic... by CyberdogOSX · · Score: 1
      typical conservative retoric.

      we are not the ones who hate my friend. we don't persecute gays, or minorities. that's your deal. we are the ones who "get out" and see that people are people, and we don't have to fear those who are different from us.

      Kerry is no hero to me, I want Edwards. what i really want is an independent, but as long as we have a plurality system of democracy, that will not happen. but the thing about Kerry is that wayward republicans will vote for him, and in this election, every democrat will too. it's not perfect, but it will get us in the door. i, like a lot of liberals, are worried he will not do enough. but that is better than going in the opposite direction, or doing nothing, which are Bush's only two directions. unlike any other time in recent history, the pressure will be on a democratic president to make sweeping changes and really make a difference. if they don't, the republicans will win the next election. and we all know it.

      are we afraid? oh yes. we are afraid that the America we handed Bush will be handed over to the Saudi's and to India, and wherever else big corporations send money and jobs. we're afraid that we will come to depend on India for technology the way we depend on the UAE for oil.

      we're afraid that we will have a christian theocracy for a government where other belief systems are not respected. we are afraid that gays and minorities will remain second class citizens in a country where all men are supposedly created equal.

      we are afraid of all of those things, and yes i guess we do hate, we hate Bush for making us fight for the things that are already ours.

    2. Re:This is WAY offtopic... by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

      "...we don't persecute gays, or minorities. that's your deal."

      Uh, no frankly it's not, and you don't know me. But I know what I see from the Left. Your side is the one who can't be straight up and tell the American people the truth about their true intentions. Let Kerry or Edwards FOR ONCE, stand up and say what they actually believe - what they'd DO, not just Bush/Nader bash.

      Talk about rhetoric - what about when they asked them a question about gay marriages last night and both of these individuals said, "Well, we'll let the states decide..."

      What the hell kind of weasel answer is that? I guess it depends on what IS is, huh? The question was, "Are you in favor of gay marriages?" You know and I know that they are - but they have to be sneaky/secret about it, don't they? The truth won't play well for your average Joe in Minnesota and you know it.

      Meanwhile we have cities BREAKING THE LAW to allow gay marriage since apparently they can't do it legally. California passed an anti-gay marriage law. I'd say, at least in that state, the people have spoken. Or was THAT rigged as well?

      The actual truth is, the Dems have 'supported' the gay lifestyle about as much as the Republicans do. They talk big about rights, but then back down when it counts. The gay marriage thing is only one small example.

      Also, I don't mind that our country has had a Christian heritage for over 300 years. I don't think the track record of most Islamic nations are exactly models to follow. And countries self-imposing atheism found themselves without values or healthy government.

      Tolerance is one thing but I don't have to like what I see, please don't confuse the two. My thinking that the relationship between a man and a woman in being the basis for marriage doesn't mean I hate anybody. Remember, it was the liberal Dems and their friends who've held the 'Hate Bush' rallys.

      Keep in mind that it was this same Christian system that taught the importance of tolerance in the first place - which is why our government won't come and kill me for stumping for Ralph. It's also why I don't take the law into my own hands and burn down the Mayor's house in San Francisco.

      Ultimately, it's about respect. Respect for the rule of law, gov't, yes, even the office of the presidency. NONE of these things are being shown by the Left and it's why Congress will remain (R) for the time being and Bush will probably win.

      You guys really need to get over your hate issues...

      --
      "...Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam..."
    3. Re:This is WAY offtopic... by CyberdogOSX · · Score: 1
      "...we don't persecute gays, or minorities. that's your deal." Uh, no frankly it's not, and you don't know me.
      i meant the Conservative Christian Right, not you specifically.

      "Your side is the one who can't be straight up and tell the American people the truth about their true intentions."
      you mean like lying about WMD's?

      "Talk about rhetoric - what about when they asked them a question about gay marriages last night and both of these individuals said, "Well, we'll let the states decide..."
      yep. that IS BS. they should take a stand FOR gay marriages. absolutely i am disapointed in the Dems. That's why i'm an independent.

      "Meanwhile we have cities BREAKING THE LAW to allow gay marriage since apparently they can't do it legally."
      you can't make a law that is unconstitutional. and standing in the way of US citizens rights to life, liberty, and the pusuit of happiness to push a religious objection to a certain lifestyle IS unconstitutional. the protesters are excercising their constitutional right to protest, or are you conservatives out to banish that as well?

      "And countries self-imposing atheism found themselves without values or healthy government. "
      really? and countries imposing religions throughout history have had great luck. the church of england, islamic nations, this nation under GWB. spirituality is a personal thing and none of the governments business. just because there is a christian in office and he happens to be pushing your agenda, doesn't make it right. you see, this is when you find out who the TRUE patriots are. they are the people who, although they do not believe in the same things as the people being persecuted, will stand up for their right to believe it anyway.
      but since you obviously don't respect anyone who doesn't think the way that you do, i don't expect you to understand that. you see liberals don't want you to support gay marriage, just the rights of other individuals to have the same things you do. you remember that line don't you? "we hold these truths to be self-evident, that ALL men are created equal and endowed with certain inalienable rights".
      that means it's illegal for fascists like you to take them away. that's what we're fighting for.

    4. Re:This is WAY offtopic... by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

      "you mean like lying about WMD's?"

      There is a difference between having incomplete information and out and out lying. Just ask the BBC. They were busted for distorting the truth of the situation. Our media and our politicians should be held accountable for their words in this matter as well. Especially the bastards who voted for it or stumped for action against Iraq even during the Clinton years. If there was bad information it was formed years before Bush even got into office.

      "...the protesters are excercising their constitutional right to protest, or are you conservatives out to banish that as well?"

      No, I'm all for it - if it's constructive. But what we have going on in California is a breakdown of law. What else would you have, some town in Idaho that forces every resident to own a gun because the second amendment suggests that they should?

      It's one thing to have demonstrations and/or protests, it's another when the law is being broken. The normal state of affairs is for everyone to follow the law. When this breaks down there is anarchy. Are you proposing a switch to no government at all, or just one you personally feel better about?

      "...just because there is a christian in office and he happens to be pushing your agenda, doesn't make it right."

      Again, MY agenda? No sir, not mine! All I'm saying is let's not replace what has worked for years with theories.

      In the case of marriage, true marriage, the real problem isn't gay rights - that's what's stated but that isn't it at all. The real problem can only be seen by those who have the foresight and moral outrage to realize what's next.

      When you continue to breakdown the fundamental building blocks of family, you risk the destruction of this country. Today it's gay marriage - which makes no sense to me since a man/man or woman/woman can never hope to bear children on their own - something that the majority of us will do. Marriage is a commitment for society as well as to your partner. It is a civil act and forms the basis for society at it's core.

      You liberals think nothing of mocking the traditional view, but it's a view that was formed over thousands of years. Without preamble, you would have the true meaning of it destroyed or at least severely weakened.

      Don't quote the Founding Fathers. If they saw what you were trying to do they'd be disgusted. People forget that although this country was founded on reigious tolerance it was understood that meant CHRISTIAN forms of religion. In the early days of this nation they used to burn people at the stake for anything less. The Founders never intended for this sort of thing.

      I'm certainly not suggesting that we go back to that, but I AM suggesting that the success of this nation has much to do with her heritage. Throwing that history away, ignoring all the lessons of what's gone on before is wrongheaded.

      But the worst is what's to come next out of the travesty that is gay marriage. EXAMPLE: In Holland, you recently had a woman marry HERSELF. Could this have happened with a strict definition of marriage?

      Let me ask you this: Since you believe that everyone should be able to 'do their own thing', how about marriage between siblings? Any problems with incest? How about a man who wants to marry his sheep? You think this is far-fetched, but then again, even GAYS thought the concept of marriage was far fetched not too long ago.

      "...you see liberals don't want you to support gay marriage, just the rights of other individuals..."

      Like my own? There are some things that are more important than SELF INTEREST. Where my tolerance becomes outrage is when the actions of others begin to affect me, my family, my nation. Don't pretend that gay marriage is somehow innocent of that crime. It will be just one more thing to help weaken an already abused institution.

      You talk of fascism, while I'm simply pointing out facts here. We're on a slippery slope. Stupid slogans or lofty ideals won't replace the facts. Liberals ar

      --
      "...Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam..."
    5. Re:This is WAY offtopic... by CyberdogOSX · · Score: 1
      There is a difference between having incomplete information and out and out lying.

      yes, but if you have incomplete information you don't present it as the absolute truth the way Bush did. that IS lying.

      "...the protesters are excercising their constitutional right to protest, or are you conservatives out to banish that as well?" No, I'm all for it - if it's constructive

      it's not your call. if someone wants to protest, it's their right. you don't get to stop them because you don't think it's worthwhile.

      In the case of marriage, true marriage, the real problem isn't gay rights

      the problem is ONLY rights. your definition of marriage is irrelevant, and so is mine. this isn't a religious issue. marriage is only a contract to the law, and that is all it should ever be, to the law.
      what it is to you personally, is your business. by the same token, what it means to someone else is their business as well.
      the only thing the law should be concerned with is that two peopl want to enter in to this contract and will be held to it. the end.

      gay marriage does not affect your ability to have a straight mariiage and a christian life one iota. you can still do both no matter what gay couples do. the fact that you are trying to stop them just shows that you are not concerned with your way of life, rather that you do not want them to have the same rights.

      it is ridiculous to say that the existence of gays means that you cannot live the way you want. you most certainly can. now how about giving them the same consideration?

      and i'll quote who i want, though i can see why you wouldn't want to hear about that particular one as it brings your contradictions into specific light.
      the founding fathers would be appalled. they were conservative christians, bigots, slave owners. not really people to be admired if you ask me. but i do admire some of the things they did. they managed to rise above their own prejudices for a moment and do somethign great, even if they themselves weren't able to adhere to it.

      that doesn't mean we can't. and as long as you fight to exclude anyone from having those rights we are all guaranateed, you are fighting against America, and so are no patriot in my book.

    6. Re:This is WAY offtopic... by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

      "you don't present it as the absolute truth..."

      Yeah, the Left never obfusticates the truth to get their way, right? Tell me, what IS 'is' anyway?

      "...if someone wants to protest, it's their right."

      Yes, and if that's all this bullshit going on in California was about, that'd be fine. Let them carry a banner and sing songs until the cows come home (or whatever will work in SF this week).

      The problem here is your presentation of it. Your comparison won't shake off the fact that what SF is doing has nothing to do with protest. THEY ARE BREAKING THE LAW. The *legislature* will determine the legality, not the mayor. The people in California HAVE already spoken to this issue!

      "it is ridiculous to say that the existence of gays means that you cannot live the way you want. you most certainly can. now how about giving them the same consideration?"

      Yes it is apparent that you aren't listening again. The EXISTANCE of gays isn't what concerns me. I know they exist. And if you can believe it, I do have gay friends as well. I totally respect their rights... Until they trample mine. If you can't accept the simple fact that most people feel gay marriage DOES affect the security of others, why bother arguing? Just go out and help other people break the law.

      YOU say it won't affect 'straight' marriage. Don't you see that this argument BY ITS OWN DEFINITION has already altered the meaning? 'Straight'?! I hate the perversion of your definition on the grounds that 'straight' marriages are the ONLY legal ones as of this date.

      Marriage in its base form really comes down to the health and future welfare of our country. Last I checked, the 'future' will involve children. Am I not right in assuming that man/man and woman/woman relationships are not in and of themselves child-bearing?

      Since you folks love to use the courts so much, tell me, how do you propose to resolve the differences between states in 'alternative relationships'? Do you have any idea what a legal and moral mess this will be? And again, you didn't deny the fact that this is only the first step to even worse travesty.

      Do YOU support the rights of siblings who wish to marry? Human/animal marriages? Anything goes - those things won't affect any 'straight' relationships, right?

      Yes, it's discriminatory! So's my taste in ice cream, and although you can eat all the sherbert you want, I won't support a mandate that we all have to like it also.

      Marriage is and should be a special case. It is an institution that has had its definintion for thousands of years. Well... Until now apparently, since you and SF seem to know more than the rest of us. It's amazing how you claim to respect the Founders words until you try and bring them into the present and support breaking the rule of law anyway.

      --
      "...Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam..."
    7. Re:This is WAY offtopic... by bamberg · · Score: 1

      In the case of marriage, true marriage, the real problem isn't gay rights - that's what's stated but that isn't it at all. The real problem can only be seen by those who have the foresight and moral outrage to realize what's next.

      Ah, the slippery slope argument. Very common, very stupid, and very wrong. Unless you can show some evidence for your paranoid delusions.

      When you continue to breakdown the fundamental building blocks of family, you risk the destruction of this country. Today it's gay marriage - which makes no sense to me since a man/man or woman/woman can never hope to bear children on their own - something that the majority of us will do.

      You imply that the purpose of marriage is to raise children. This is a common argument but one that (surprise!) ignores the facts. The facts are that marriage licenses are routinely granted to heterosexual couples that are beyond childbearing age, medically infertile or simply don't want children, and are routinely denied to homosexual couples that are raising children through adoption or artificial insemination. Marriage rights in the United States have nothing to do with children.

      Marriage is a commitment for society as well as to your partner. It is a civil act and forms the basis for society at it's core.

      It's a condition that grants very real benefits, but only to certain couples. It's an inherently unjust situation. You imply that married couples repay society for the benefits they get, but I doubt you'll be able to provide any actual evidence of your claim.

      You liberals think nothing of mocking the traditional view, but it's a view that was formed over thousands of years. Without preamble, you would have the true meaning of it destroyed or at least severely weakened.

      You severely overestimate the value of the views that people have had over the past several thousand years. They held slaves; they persecuted people who believed differently than them; they oppressed minorities and women; hell some of them feared the left-handed! Frankly, the people of the past were morons and if it were feasible to send troops back in time to beat the shit out of them we'd probably all be better off! (Ok, so that last bit is something of an exaggeration :).

      Don't quote the Founding Fathers. If they saw what you were trying to do they'd be disgusted. People forget that although this country was founded on reigious tolerance it was understood that meant CHRISTIAN forms of religion. In the early days of this nation they used to burn people at the stake for anything less. The Founders never intended for this sort of thing.

      Actually, the founding fathers would disagree with you. The United States has never been a christian nation and it's high time people stopped lying about that.

      But the worst is what's to come next out of the travesty that is gay marriage. EXAMPLE: In Holland, you recently had a woman marry HERSELF. Could this have happened with a strict definition of marriage?

      I'm sure you have a cite for this claim, which you will provide in your reply.

      How about a man who wants to marry his sheep?

      If you honestly believe that this follows from gay marriage you are probably too stupid to understand my reply, but I'll play along: people can't marry animals because animals (and children, for that is the other idiot claim that bigots use in the slippery slope argument) cannot give informed consent.

      Like my own? There are some things that are more important than SELF INTEREST. Where my tolerance becomes outrage is when the actions of others begin to affect me, my family, my nation.

      You'll now explain precisely how two homosexuals getting married affects you.

      Don't pretend that gay marriage is somehow innocent of that crime.

      Your u

    8. Re:This is WAY offtopic... by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

      "But I would never compare you to Hitler; I don't believe in insulting the dead."

      Ah, I see we're getting into insult territory now...

      This is where any meaningful civil discourse ends unless you have something reasonable to say for yourself.

      You know... Funny how for one so open minded and liberal you start degenerating the argument like this.

      If you really wanted to have a good argument, you'd find a way to weasel out of explaining how our lawmakers/breakers are operating in SF currently. I see that you didn't/couldn't do that. Why not just simply admit that what they are doing is WRONG? Righteous indignation stuck in your throat?

      Too bad, because I've enjoyed 'chatting' with you all the same. This is exactly the sort of thing I mean when I tell my liberal friends to let go of their hate. The hate for anything you disagree with shows it's disrespect - don't think that I or the majority of Americans you spit on don't see it.

      Here's the info you wanted proof for:

      ---Dutch woman marries herself:
      http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_750 542.html?m enu=news.quirkies

      ---I couldn't put it better than the Family Research Council on why homosexual marriages damage the traditional family. I see no need to restate this, so here is some relevant info:

      "...the most significant impact of legally recognizing same-sex unions would be more indirect. Expanding the definition of what 'marriage' is to include relationships of a homosexual nature would inevitably, in the long run, change people's concept of what marriage is, what it requires, and what one should expect from it. These changes in the popular understanding of marriage would, in turn, change people's behavior both before and during marriage.

      For one thing, it would reinforce many of the negative changes described above. As an example, marriage will open wide the door to homosexual adoption, which will simply lead to more children suffering the negative consequences of growing up without both a mother and a father.

      Among homosexual men in particular, casual sex, rather than committed relationships, is the rule and not the exception. And even when they do enter into a more committed relationship, it is usually of relatively short duration. For example, a study of homosexual men in the Netherlands (the first country in the world to legalize "marriage" for same-sex couples), published in the journal AIDS in 2003, found that the average length of "steady partnerships" was not more than 2 years (Maria Xiridou et al., in AIDS 2003, 17:1029-1038).

      In addition, studies have shown that even homosexual men who are in "committed" relationships are not sexually faithful to each other. While infidelity among heterosexuals is much too common, it does not begin to compare to the rates among homosexual men. The 1994 National Health and Social Life Survey, which remains the most comprehensive study of Americans' sexual practices ever undertaken, found that 75 percent of married men and 90 percent of married women had been sexually faithful to their spouse. On the other hand, a major study of homosexual men in "committed" relationships found that only seven out of 156 had been sexually faithful, or 4.5 percent. The Dutch study cited above found that even homosexual men in "steady partnerships" had an average of eight "casual" sex partners per year.

      So if same-sex relationships are legally recognized as "marriage," the idea of marriage as a sexually exclusive and faithful relationship will be dealt a serious blow. Adding monogamy and faithfulness to the other pillars of marriage that have already fallen will have overwhelmingly negative consequences for Americans' physical and mental health."

      ---I put no trust in a poll done by the liberal media. Remember how Howard Dean was supposed to win big also? Here's some reality for you:

      California, arguably one of the most liberal states in the union voted for defining marriage as between a man and a woman in 2000.

      --
      "...Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam..."
    9. Re:This is WAY offtopic... by CyberdogOSX · · Score: 1
      marriage is not, nor should it be a special case. you seem to have trouble seperating what is personally important for you, from what applies to everyone.


      a law cannot be fair if it only applies to one group of people.


      and about the people "breaking the law" in california, breaking an unjust or unconstitutional law(and this is both) is a time honored form of protest. it's called civil disobedience and is meant to call attention to persecution by allowing oneself to be persecuted thereby proving one's point.



      as far as the other bizarre examples you mentioned stupidly, human animal marriages should be banned for health reasons. sibbling marriages for the same reason, actually i believe that IS the reason they are banned.



      as for gay people not bearing children, so what? they are a small percentage of our population with no indication that they will grow in numbers. are you really simple enough to suggest that gays will take over the breeding population and render us extinct?



      and how are gays trampling your rights by wishing to exercise theirs? unless you think that deciding for them how they should define their unions is one of your rights, which apparrently you do.


      your ice cream analogy is your biggest contradiction yet. you don't want anyone mandating what you like? you don't have to like gay marriages, but they still have the right to do it. and as for mandating what other people do, what the hell do you think you are trying to do to them you hypocrite simpleton?


      as for multiple person marriages, if someone wants to do that, so be it. i'm against it personally, but unlike you, i do not try to legislate my morality on others.



      i think you protest too much. all this talk about mandating, i think maybe you really want to do a little man dating, and your afraid if it was legal, you would.



      well, don't worry, if you do, i still won't repress you.

    10. Re:This is WAY offtopic... by bamberg · · Score: 1

      Ah, I see we're getting into insult territory now...

      This is where any meaningful civil discourse ends unless you have something reasonable to say for yourself.


      Don't flee from hyperbole; If you don't want to continue this discussion just say so.

      If you really wanted to have a good argument, you'd find a way to weasel out of explaining how our lawmakers/breakers are operating in SF currently. I see that you didn't/couldn't do that. Why not just simply admit that what they are doing is WRONG? Righteous indignation stuck in your throat?

      The argument that the mayors of SF and that town in NY whose name I can't be bothered to look up are making is that the anti-homosexual-marriage laws violate the Constitutions of their respective states. Based on the fact that the wording of the Constitutions in question is very similar to that of Massachusetts, it's not an unreasonable argument. Civil disobedience in the face of invalid or unjust laws is a proud tradition in the United States, starting from the American revolution. The way you talk, it sounds like you would have opposed that revolution.

      Too bad, because I've enjoyed 'chatting' with you all the same.

      If you're going to run away, don't try to blame me. You snipped every argument I made to focus on one line; that's pretty cowardly.

      This is exactly the sort of thing I mean when I tell my liberal friends to let go of their hate. The hate for anything you disagree with shows it's disrespect - don't think that I or the majority of Americans you spit on don't see it.

      Actual, it's the neocons like you who are filled with hate. Your messages reek of hate for homosexuals and for freedom. Moderates like me have a live-and-let-live attitude that makes us seek equality for all.

      ---Dutch woman marries herself:
      http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_750542.html?m enu=news.quirkies


      Gee, when I read this article it says that although her local equivalent to a Justice of the Peace is humoring her, the marriage has no official standing. I wonder what the article said when you read it that made you think it was relevant.

      I couldn't put it better than the Family Research Council on why homosexual marriages damage the traditional family.

      I applaud you on your sense of irony. You say that you won't trust a poll conducted by the "liberal media" (not that I'm arguing for the validity of self-selected internet polls) but you try to present the Family Research Council as an unbiased source?!? Clearly you are hoping for a +1, Funny mod.

      "...the most significant impact of legally recognizing same-sex unions would be more indirect. Expanding the definition of what 'marriage' is to include relationships of a homosexual nature would inevitably, in the long run, change people's concept of what marriage is, what it requires, and what one should expect from it. These changes in the popular understanding of marriage would, in turn, change people's behavior both before and during marriage.

      Newsflash: people's understanding of marriage has changed, and for the better. No longer do spouses feel compelled to stay in abusive relationships because they think divorce makes baby jesus cry.

      For one thing, it would reinforce many of the negative changes described above. As an example, marriage will open wide the door to homosexual adoption, which will simply lead to more children suffering the negative consequences of growing up without both a mother and a father.

      This isn't evidence; this is merely opinion. If you have actual facts (as opposed to christian propaganda) to back your argument up, please present them. As for fears about homosexual adoption, homosexual couples are already adopting children and there are no independent studies to suggest that there are any disadvantages to those children. What's im

    11. Re:This is WAY offtopic... by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

      "...breaking an unjust or unconstitutional law(and this is both) is a time honored form of protest. "

      Yes, by citizens perhaps - but we're talking about elected officals taking the law into their own hands. That's far more serious.

      "unlike you, i do not try to legislate my morality on others."

      Not you personally, but there's been plenty of work to ramrod this down the throats of the American people - who clearly do not want this.

      "i think maybe you really want to do a little man dating..."

      Don't assume that my refusal to accept this as 'normal' means that I somehow have 'issues' with my own sexuality. This is EXACTLY the way in which you sow confusion amongst those who don't know better.

      I'm very comfortable with my own preference, thank you. Was that an offer? :)

      --
      "...Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam..."
    12. Re:This is WAY offtopic... by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

      "the marriage has no official standing."

      So it's all a joke, right? I'm glad you can laugh about it. This is what I mean about the 'institution' of marriage being weakened. But what the hell, its no big deal, right?

      "Andrea Yates's children certainly didn't derive long-term benefits..."

      Uhmmm, that's a little extreme for an example, isn't it? Yates is hardly a common model - there will always be exceptions. You wouldn't be here yourself without a mom and dad (no matter how badly they treated you). And you know what? NO homosexual alive today became a person otherwise - even artificially. Until that basic biology changes, this exception (in the form of marriage), should remain one.

      "full, thorough understanding of what that involves..."

      I understand this all too well. I'M not the one rewriting the traditional definition of marriage here:

      'The legal union of a man and woman as husband and wife.'

      So if you can rewrite what this means, why stop there? What IS age but a number, right? My point is that your type sets no boundries, no limits. That would be discriminatory, right?

      "Are you disputing that it happened or are you just unhappy that it did?"

      WTF - whose being 'dishonest' now? Of course I agreed with that decision because their local gov't officials were BREAKING THE LAW. You know, like they are in SF. Of course, you won't see a beatdown there, but in light of the attitude displayed there, I wouldn't mind it.

      "...only a lot of hysterical blathering and dishonest, easily debunked arguments."

      Well, that's the whole thing about opinion. I explained my point of view but I didn't expect him or you to accept that. I happen to think there's plenty of evidence, but then when you define reality so differently, there's going to be little, if any common ground.

      "There you again with the blatant, moronic dishonesty."

      No, no dishonesty (unless you think you were really supposed to believe it), rhetorical statements. I truly believe that the breaking of the definition of marriage will lead to such travesties. You don't have to share that view, but that doesn't make me a fucking LIAR!

      Oh, and nice to meet you by the way. Welcome to the party! :)

      --
      "...Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam..."
    13. Re:This is WAY offtopic... by CyberdogOSX · · Score: 1
      heh. no thanks. i think i could do better

      ramrod down your throat huh? sure about your preference?

      nothing is being ramrodded down your throat. why is it you conservative pinheads think that to give gays rights, means that you have to somehow be involved or will have something to deal with here?

      this is simply people getting rights they were entitled to and denied. simple.

      if you don't want to deal with gays or gay rights, don't. the fact that people like you get involved and try to stop them from having rights means that you want to be involved. involved in stopping them from having these rights because you think that they belong only to you.

      conservative christian arrogance. you are better than us because christ is on your side and we are just pathetic sinners who need your guidance. what unbridled pride and narcisism to think that you have the answers the rest of us need.

      what is this need to control others that you all seem to possess? if there is a judgement day, i think there are a lot of christians in for a big surprise.

      the moral majority is neither.

    14. Re:This is WAY offtopic... by bamberg · · Score: 1

      So it's all a joke, right? I'm glad you can laugh about it. This is what I mean about the 'institution' of marriage being weakened. But what the hell, its no big deal, right?

      It does not follow that someone making (what I will for the sake of argument call) an "artistic statement" will damage the institution of marriage. You're being hysterical.

      Uhmmm, that's a little extreme for an example, isn't it? Yates is hardly a common model - there will always be exceptions.

      It's a data point, one more than you've provided. It shows that a traditional christian family is no guarantee that any children produced will be raised well, or at all.

      You wouldn't be here yourself without a mom and dad (no matter how badly they treated you). And you know what? NO homosexual alive today became a person otherwise - even artificially. Until that basic biology changes, this exception (in the form of marriage), should remain one.

      You are making a common error: assuming that marriage and its associated civil benefits are for the purpose of providing for children. A lot of people believe this, but the facts show otherwise. Marriage licenses are routinely granted to heterosexual couples that are beyond childbearing age, medically infertile or who simply don't want children. Meanwhile, such licenses are routinely denied to homosexual couples that are raising children through adoption or artificial insemination. Marriage is a partnership between two adults which may or may not result in children. These are undeniable facts, however much the religious right would like to claim otherwise. The benefits to marriage (which go beyond financial considerations) are to facilitate and benefit that partnership.

      I understand this all too well. I'M not the one rewriting the traditional definition of marriage here:

      'The legal union of a man and woman as husband and wife.'

      So if you can rewrite what this means, why stop there? What IS age but a number, right? My point is that your type sets no boundries, no limits. That would be discriminatory, right?


      This argument is not based on reality No one is suggesting that the marriage laws be rewritten. What the court has decided is that the existing law allows homosexual couples to get married.

      You are making the same arguments that were made against interracial marriages years ago. They were stupid then than they're stupid now.

      WTF - whose being 'dishonest' now? Of course I agreed with that decision because their local gov't officials were BREAKING THE LAW. You know, like they are in SF. Of course, you won't see a beatdown there, but in light of the attitude displayed there, I wouldn't mind it.

      You're the one who said that because I talked about the use of the National Guard to facilitate desegregation I was reminiscent of Hitler (echoing my earlier comment). That implied that you disagreed with the use of the Guard, if not with desegregation in general.

      Well, that's the whole thing about opinion. I explained my point of view but I didn't expect him or you to accept that. I happen to think there's plenty of evidence, but then when you define reality so differently, there's going to be little, if any common ground.

      If you really had evidence you'd be able to show some. Your problem is that you think that assertions made by groups like the Family Research Council constitute evidence. It's a common mistake.

      No, no dishonesty (unless you think you were really supposed to believe it), rhetorical statements. I truly believe that the breaking of the definition of marriage will lead to such travesties. You don't have to share that view, but that doesn't make me a fucking LIAR!

      The dishonesty is in stating your opinion as though it were fact. I don't doubt that you honestly believe what you're saying, but I tend to agree with

    15. Re:This is WAY offtopic... by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

      "if you don't want to deal with gays or gay rights, don't."

      If it were only that easy! Just roll over and play a dead neo-con, huh? I will defend my own rights where and when I can sir. Nonetheless, I already concede that gay marriage will become law. Our poor Founders had no idea that such things would be attempted and so there are no provisions against it. That's no clearer than here in Pennsylvania, an analysis of our state constitution yields that 'no person regardless of sex' can be denied civil rights.

      That doesn't mean I'm happy about it - not in the least. Maybe it's your equation and definition of homosexuality that bothers me here. I believe that homosexuality is a choice - you probably feel that it's genetic. Regardless, the natual order is heterosexual - it's why you're here.

      I don't feel that I, or the VAST majority who agree with me are somehow 'better'. I do think that marriage is an institution for a special case - men and women producing children. Something men/men women/women can't do alone.

      I'm not instituting some new form of 'control' - this is the way it's always been. As more and more such controls are loosened, anarchy will reign - just as it is in SF, New Paltz, and elsewhere. The system will collapse simply because people will be able to point to moments like this and say, "Well, THEY did it, why can't we?" Care to guess what kind of system will replace the one we have now?

      No, gay marriage isn't the end of everything - it's the beginning of the end. Tradition, morality, representative gov't. Ruined.

      To me, that's something worth fighting against no matter how futile it is. You're asking for some sort of right to something that will affect 99% of the rest of the nation.

      --
      "...Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam..."
    16. Re:This is WAY offtopic... by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

      "You are making a common error: assuming that marriage and its associated civil benefits are for the purpose of providing for children. "

      No, you are here because of this 'unusual occurance' of children. Marriages often result in children. It IS an underlying purpose and it goes to the heart of our society (and any others I can think of).

      "This argument is not based on reality No one is suggesting that the marriage laws be rewritten."

      Some of them will be rewritten to accomodate this exception. Some of them are just IGNORED like they are in SF and New Paltz. I suppose it would be better to do all this legally, but that again, doesn't mean I have to like it or agree with it.

      "You are making the same arguments that were made against interracial marriages years ago. "

      Your belief and mine differ about homosexuality. It's this definition that defines the whole argument: Is homosexuality a choice? I believe it is - heterosexuality is the natural order. Being black or hispanic isn't a choice and therefore their civil rights are (to me at least), defendable.

      "These are undeniable facts.."

      Uhmmm.. To use netspeak: Bwahahahahaha! If this argument has proven ANYTHING, it's that there are no such things. I think that your side bends reality around thousands of years of tradition for self-interest. Evidently, you don't agree with me.

      Well... At least THAT'S a fact...

      Maybe.

      --
      "...Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam..."
    17. Re:This is WAY offtopic... by bamberg · · Score: 1

      No, you are here because of this 'unusual occurance' of children. Marriages often result in children. It IS an underlying purpose and it goes to the heart of our society (and any others I can think of).

      I never said that having children was "unusual" in marriage. You are attempting to dishonestly put words in my mouth. I said that it was not a requirement. You failed to respond to the point about marriages being given to people that the state knows will not have children. As long as having children is not a requirement for heterosexual marriage it is not a valid argument against homosexual marriage.

      Some of them will be rewritten to accomodate this exception. Some of them are just IGNORED like they are in SF and New Paltz. I suppose it would be better to do all this legally, but that again, doesn't mean I have to like it or agree with it.

      Please list the laws that you think will be rewritten.

      Your belief and mine differ about homosexuality. It's this definition that defines the whole argument: Is homosexuality a choice? I believe it is - heterosexuality is the natural order. Being black or hispanic isn't a choice and therefore their civil rights are (to me at least), defendable.

      There is substantial medical and psychological evidence to indicate that it is not a choice, but I doubt that matters to you. As for the matter of choice, you're missing the point. Interracial marriages are legal not because people don't have a choice about what race they are but because race is irrelevant to the subject of marriage. Given the conditions under which marriage licenses are granted, orientation appears to be irrelevant as well. Certainly no one has yet presented a valid argument against it.

      "These are undeniable facts.."

      Uhmmm.. To use netspeak: Bwahahahahaha! If this argument has proven ANYTHING, it's that there are no such things.


      Don't be dishonest. That line came after my listing of the conditions under which marriage license are currently given. Do do deny that licenses are given to heterosexual couples that are beyond childbearing age, medically infertile or who simply don't want children?

      I think that your side bends reality around thousands of years of tradition for self-interest. Evidently, you don't agree with me.

      I think it's a mistake to assume that just because something is traditional that it has value. There is no actual evidence that homosexual marriage will harm society so there is on reason to ban it.

    18. Re:This is WAY offtopic... by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

      "I think it's a mistake to assume that just because something is traditional that it has value."

      Do you mean society in general or just this specific topic?

      "There is no actual evidence that homosexual marriage will harm..."

      Yes, science will save us! Oh... Please go back 40 years and replace the words 'homosexual marriage' with 'smoking'. THAT'S science for you.

      The truth is, we don't know WHAT the truth is. But you apparently are willing to throw away what's worked for something that is untried here. And your side seems to have no compunction about flouting the law in California - a law by the way - voted on by the people in 2000.

      If you want gay marriage, then why not present it to the people that way? Why doesn't Kerry or Edwards speak up, speak out about the 'injustice' done to the homosexual community? Where are their voices for the cause?

      You have no legal mandate to do this. Even your lib friends are terrified of what such a bold statement would mean - at least Bush has been honest about where he stands - not that he would expect any support from the homosexual community at large anyway.

      Don't talk to me of civil rights when you have the very fabric of our law being torn in half over this issue with everyone just standing around trying to figure out what the next move should be.

      It's neither 'civil' nor 'right'.

      --
      "...Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam..."
    19. Re:This is WAY offtopic... by bamberg · · Score: 1

      "I think it's a mistake to assume that just because something is traditional that it has value."

      Do you mean society in general or just this specific topic?


      I mean that it is a mistake to insist on keeping some aspect of society just because it's traditional. Each aspect needs to be evaluated on its own individual merits and it is my opinion that tradition by itself has no weight.

      "There is no actual evidence that homosexual marriage will harm..."

      Yes, science will save us! Oh... Please go back 40 years and replace the words 'homosexual marriage' with 'smoking'. THAT'S science for you.


      Not a very good example, since scientists have been saying for decades that smoking is addictive and harmful. People choose to smoke anyway. I don't understand the appeal of spending lots of money so I can inhale a foul-smelling, foul-tasting concoction that will kill me, but people have the right to do it if they want. As long as they aren't harming anyone else they can do as they please.

      It's wrong to try to ban an action if there's no evidence that it's harmful to people other than the one taking the action.

      The truth is, we don't know WHAT the truth is. But you apparently are willing to throw away what's worked for something that is untried here.

      Yeah, we should still be living like they did in 1776 because it would be too dangerous to try anything new. You seem to believe that part of what makes marriage "work" is the fact that only heterosexuals partake in it. That doesn't make any sense.

      And your side seems to have no compunction about flouting the law in California - a law by the way - voted on by the people in 2000.

      I've explained repeatedly that the reasoning of SF's legal team is that the law is unconstitutional. An unconstitutional law is no law at all. As for being voted on by the people, it is an error to think that the people have a right to vote on civil rights. If the people of California voted to ban interracial marriages then it would be right to ignore the law. We have the Constitution to prevent the tyranny of the majority.

      If you want gay marriage, then why not present it to the people that way? Why doesn't Kerry or Edwards speak up, speak out about the 'injustice' done to the homosexual community? Where are their voices for the cause?

      Do you even read my messages? Didn't we just have a discussion on why politicians don't propose solutions to problems? Kerry and Edwards can get more mileage out of talking from both sides of their faces.

      You have no legal mandate to do this. Even your lib friends are terrified of what such a bold statement would mean - at least Bush has been honest about where he stands - not that he would expect any support from the homosexual community at large anyway.

      I'm not doing anything, but the people who are doing something are doing it based on their interpretation of their various state Constitutions. Civil disobedience is a proud tradition in the United States and it's nice to see that some people still have the guts to stand up for what's right.

      Don't talk to me of civil rights when you have the very fabric of our law being torn in half over this issue with everyone just standing around trying to figure out what the next move should be.

      You drastically overestimate the importance of this issue. Our society is not going to collapse when homosexuals start getting married. The sky is not falling. As for not talking about civil rights, civil rights outweigh every other consideration. If oppressing the civil rights of a single individual could make life perfect for everyone in the United States, to do so would still be unconstitutional and unacceptable.

    20. Re:This is WAY offtopic... by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

      "Not a very good example, since scientists have been saying for decades that smoking is addictive and harmful..."

      Actually I think it's a great comparison. Sure, we know TODAY that smoking kills, but forty years ago there was little proof otherwise. People believed in the tobacco-backed studies. My point was that science can and has been twisted into proving various points of view. In some things, like whether homosexuality is genetic, these things are still in debate.

      "I've explained repeatedly that the reasoning of SF's legal team is that the law is unconstitutional..."

      In YOUR opinion. Not mine. And *I'VE* explained repeatedly that it is not the job of you or the mayor of SF to make that determination. We have due process through the courts - that's the way we handle things here. Or should. Is this truly a model way of dealing with things you want to uphold? A coupla good ol' boys would just LOVE that sort o' justice. Yee HAW!

      That's the dangerous road we're currently travelling on.

      "You drastically overestimate the importance of this issue. "

      Really? Then why do YOU bother arguing the point, since it's a foregone conclusion? Why not just write me off as yet another 'ignorant' 'bigot'?

      I think you know how the vast majority of Americans feel about this particular issue and are troubled by it. You see it as a civil rights cause, most of the rest of us out here see it as just one more burden on the family as well as a legal nightmare.

      --
      "...Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam..."
    21. Re:This is WAY offtopic... by bamberg · · Score: 1

      Actually I think it's a great comparison. Sure, we know TODAY that smoking kills, but forty years ago there was little proof otherwise. People believed in the tobacco-backed studies.

      Wrong. In 1952 Reader's Digest published "Cancer by the Carton", an article that detailed the dangers of smoking. Many similar articles followed.

      My point was that science can and has been twisted into proving various points of view. In some things, like whether homosexuality is genetic, these things are still in debate.

      Well, there are certainly organizations that publish inaccurate studies, but I'm talking about peer-reviewed scientific publications.

      In YOUR opinion. Not mine. And *I'VE* explained repeatedly that it is not the job of you or the mayor of SF to make that determination. We have due process through the courts - that's the way we handle things here. Or should.

      Do you think this isn't going to go to the courts?

      Is this truly a model way of dealing with things you want to uphold? A coupla good ol' boys would just LOVE that sort o' justice. Yee HAW!

      There you go with the idiot "slippery slope" argument. Don't you do any other tricks?

      Really? Then why do YOU bother arguing the point, since it's a foregone conclusion? Why not just write me off as yet another 'ignorant' 'bigot'?

      Oh I do, although again the quote marks are a grammatical error. I keep arguing the point because I believe bigotry and dishonesty should be fought, and because I love a debate.

      I think you know how the vast majority of Americans feel about this particular issue and are troubled by it. You see it as a civil rights cause, most of the rest of us out here see it as just one more burden on the family as well as a legal nightmare.

      I think I know how you assume the majority of Americans feel about this particular issue. I don't, however, care. After all, we didn't let bigots vote against desegregation, Abraham Lincoln didn't put the Emancipation Proclamation up to a popular vote; why would anyone think this issue should be put to a popular vote either?

    22. Re:This is WAY offtopic... by Chordonblue · · Score: 1

      "1952 Reader's Digest published "Cancer by the Carton"

      Perhaps an article in Reader's Digest might be considered 'proof' beyond a reasonable doubt to you - but it was YEARS before the gov't (Surgeon General) acknowledged it. I believe it was 1964 in fact. Nonetheless, smoking in various forms had been going on for many years before this.

      "There you go with the idiot "slippery slope" argument. Don't you do any other tricks?"

      What? I'm supposed to just roll over and ignore the obvious? Its an important argument and one that has precedent elsewhere. But I guess one man's slippery slope is another man's lift ticket to Hell. Happy trails!

      "...although again the quote marks are a grammatical error."

      Uh, no they are not. You didn't use ignorant and bigot in the same context or together. I was paraphrasing the words. What are you now, an English teacher?

      "Abraham Lincoln didn't put the Emancipation Proclamation up to a popular vote..."

      Speaking of doing new tricks... You can't provide any sort of proof whatever that homosexual marriage is some sort of civil right - not legally, not scientifically. It's still a 'theory', not proven, not legalized (witness charges being brought on the New Paltz mayor today for an example of proof).

      We don't agree on this point: I feel homosexuality is a lifestyle CHOICE. Minorities are what they are without choice. This is why I think it is valid to ask the American people about whether or not alternative marriages should be recognized.

      It comes down to this: If it IS choice, then my slippery slope argument holds water. Why? Because I might choose to have sex with an animal, or someone too young, or a host of other abominations. Example: Is NAMBLA representing a lifestyle choice or a civil right? If you continue to blur the distinction there won't BE a distinction.

      The constitution and the law in general was not designed with this sort of thing in mind nor was it designed to be flauted anytime a mayor thinks it should be.

      --
      "...Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam..."
    23. Re:This is WAY offtopic... by bamberg · · Score: 1

      Perhaps an article in Reader's Digest might be considered 'proof' beyond a reasonable doubt to you - but it was YEARS before the gov't (Surgeon General) acknowledged it. I believe it was 1964 in fact. Nonetheless, smoking in various forms had been going on for many years before this.

      So despite the fact that you know that the government acknowledged that smoking was dangerous in 1964, you claimed that forty years ago science believed that smoking wasn't dangerous. Why do you lie so much? Is it a christian thing? It certainly matches my experience with christians on this forum.

      What? I'm supposed to just roll over and ignore the obvious? Its an important argument and one that has precedent elsewhere. But I guess one man's slippery slope is another man's lift ticket to Hell. Happy trails!

      It's not an argument at all, it's an assertion and a fairly stupid one. But I suppose I should expect no less from someone who thinks that threats from their pathetic mythology are impressive.

      "...although again the quote marks are a grammatical error."

      Uh, no they are not. You didn't use ignorant and bigot in the same context or together. I was paraphrasing the words.


      That's just it, you'd use the quotation marks if you were quoting me. That's why they call them quotation marks. Hope that helps.

      What are you now, an English teacher?

      Nope, I just seem that way to people like you.

      Speaking of doing new tricks... You can't provide any sort of proof whatever that homosexual marriage is some sort of civil right - not legally, not scientifically.

      I don't have to provide proof, the Massachusetts Supreme Court already has, at least for that state. The others will follow, as the principle is clear. Why do you think the religious right and the neocons are attempting to amend the Constitution? Because they know that as it stands any law banning homosexual marriage is unconstitutional. All it took was someone to challenge it.

      It's still a 'theory', not proven, not legalized (witness charges being brought on the New Paltz mayor today for an example of proof).

      Yeah, and Rosa Parks was charged too. What's your point, that people engaging in civil disobedience often run afoul of the law? What a revelation!

      We don't agree on this point: I feel homosexuality is a lifestyle CHOICE.

      The evidence disagrees with you. Try reading something that doesn't come from fundies and you might learn a thing or two.

      Minorities are what they are without choice.

      "What they are?" Listen to your bigotry! Do you actually wear the white hood while you post? Do you honestly believe that it matters even the slightest bit what race a person is from?

      This is why I think it is valid to ask the American people about whether or not alternative marriages should be recognized.

      I'm not sure you want to use the word 'think' to describe the process by which you came to that conclusion. It sounds to me like you just repeat everything you read on fundy websites.

      It comes down to this: If it IS choice, then my slippery slope argument holds water. Why? Because I might choose to have sex with an animal, or someone too young, or a host of other abominations.

      The thing that your raging christian hatred makes you unable to understand is that even if homosexuality were a choice there would be nothing wrong with making that choice. There's nothing wrong with any sex act where all participants give informed consent (which, since you don't appear to have been paying attention to prior messages, means that children and animals are excluded).

      Example: Is NAMBLA representing a lifestyle choice or a civil right? If you continue to blur the distinction there won't BE a distinction.

      Your continuing equating of homosexuality with child molestation is offensive and moronic.

      The constitution and the law in general was not designed with this sort of thing in mind nor was it designed to be flauted anytime a mayor thinks it should be.

      He's not flouting it, he's upholding it.

  165. Re: counting by hany · · Score: 1

    Well, we can agree that one side's result of tree counting will be higher than that of other's side: While business may get higher count (see how many trees there are? why we cant't cut few of them down?), environmentalists may get lower count (see how few trees there are? we have to guard each one of them).

    While maybe all the vocal groups are exaggerating, we "in the middle" are doing nothing being content that one those "vocal group" is fighting "for me". Or we are just doing nothing because we are too puzzled by all those misleading data. But in the mean time our environment is changing.

    Our children will have final judgment on wherher it is changing for goood or for bad.

    IMO for bad. You ...

    I think those who like to have house with garden with grass, bushes and trees in it have to do something - it is not that easy to have those if land outside "my property" is spoiled.

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    hany
  166. Tim Copperfield, perhaps? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    timecop[a]japan.ne.jp

    heh...