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  1. Cost Effective? on More on Bernstein's Number Field Sieve · · Score: 1, Funny
    We already learned from "Sneakers" what one of these things costs:
    • one cleaned up record
    • a whinnebago (burgandy interior)
    • a date with an armed woman named Mary
    • a trip to Europe (plus Tahiti)
    • peace on earth, good will towards man.
    Oh ... He means performance costs. Nevermind.
  2. eww... on JPEG Committee On The Ball, Seeks Prior Art · · Score: 2, Funny
    As every /. reader knows the prOn industry has been at the bleeding edge of technology.
    • I don't know about you, but my fetishes never combined bleeding and pr0n.
  3. Assclowns.... on John Gilmore Sues Ashcroft et al. for Freedom to Travel · · Score: 2, Funny

    These people that keep complaining that our freedoms are being taken away by people collecting data about us are the same ass-clowns that fill out every single Slashdot survey on the homepage... Cowboy Neal isn't an acceptable answer at a flight desk, but then again, they don't ask me what temperature my air-conditioner is set to either.

  4. Re: It's too bad this site isn't slashdotted on Suddenly a JPEG Patent and Licensing Fee · · Score: 2

    It must be their JPEG compressed images that are saving their bandwidth... Duh!

  5. Re:Oh Great on Teaching BattleBots in High School · · Score: 2
    Nice to see education going down the shitter these days...
    • Yeah ... Because applied mechanical engineering is really a waste of time. Anything legal and productive that gets kids thinking, working in groups, and motivated to work towards a goal is worthwhile in my opinion.
  6. No ... Trust me ... It's China on China: the New Global High-Tech Power · · Score: 2

    All it took was a few new ICBM's aimed in our general direction to convince me.

  7. Re:Neo Car Jukebox on A Big-Screen Mobile MP3 Console · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...some people just don't get it.

    Yeah, and he could go hire an immigrant to sit in his back seat and change CDs whenever he wanted as well. It's the accomplishment of somebody busting their hump to create something that pretty much anybody on this site would love to have that makes it noteworthy. ...and I guess it's the dozen or so readers like you that knock down his creation that make it /.

  8. Good Name... on Live Via Satellite · · Score: 2
    "40 years ago today, the first trans-Atlantic TV transmission made it out of the Maine woods and into history, via the original Telstar."
    • I can't say much for what they transmitted, but I like the name of the satellite.
  9. Remember... on XML and Java, Developing Web Applications · · Score: 2
    "with all of Microsoft's slick marketing for .NET there's never been a better time to remind the industry which platform got it right first"
    • It's not important who's gets there first ... it's important who's there in the end.
  10. Re:Full details and rules on Anonymous Will Award $200,000 for Xbox Linux · · Score: 2

    So wait ... you mean I don't get any money for cramming my laptop inside an XBOX case?

  11. My Favorite on Pet Bugs? · · Score: 2

    Pretty much all of Netscape ... especially the 4.x breed.

  12. history in the making on WorldCom CFO Accused of $3.6 Billion Fraud · · Score: 1, Troll

    The new form of terrorism ... internal sabotage. These guys should be held accountable not only for the losses of this company, but the overall impact that this crap has on the U.S. Economy.

  13. Re:This has to be an all-time record.... on The Ideas Behind Longhorn · · Score: 5, Funny
    "This has to be an all-time record...
    Pre-announcing a product and starting the hype five years before it's expected to be released..."
    • Apparently you haven't been following the Duke Nukem saga.
  14. Re:how does this work on 3-D Surveillance Technology · · Score: 3, Informative

    You "DO" see all of someone. As the article says, this technology just uses hundreds of cameras, and merges their information in realtime. Of course the criminal might notice the couple hundred cameras as he walks down the street .... but at least you'll have a 3D view of him as he steals one of them.

  15. Content Filtering on What's It Like to be Google's Boss Techie? · · Score: 2

    Google, along with other search engines, filters content for explicit content. Is there any other type of content that Google has considered, or currently filters as a matter of practice, and what led to this decision?

  16. Re:ALL SONGS *ARE* UN-DLable on AudioGalaxy Reaches Settlement With the RIAA · · Score: 2

    Doesn't Kazzaa still rely on a centralized server which can be shut down? That's the basical weakness of these systems.

    If distributed systems like BearShare and LimeWire could provide the same experience that centralized-server based systems could provide, the RIAA would be toast. But that has yet to happen.

  17. Is it too much to ask? on Laser Beam Teleported · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Is it too much to ask for me to get sharks with FREAKIN' LASER BEAMS mounted on their heads?

    Zippit...

  18. Re:Memorable Quote on 3D TV For The Masses? · · Score: 2

    I stop listening to people once they use the phrase "thinking out of the box".

  19. So let me get this straight.... on 3D TV For The Masses? · · Score: 3, Funny

    We can define the depth of everything on the screen by setting a start point and an end point and letting the algorithm interpolate everything in-between? And if it's off? You're either going to end up with a stretched, pixelated mess, or a bunch of anorexic midgets flying out of your TV.

  20. Memorable Quote on 3D TV For The Masses? · · Score: 2
    "According to Pat Dunn, director of technology at DisplaySearch, an Austin, TX-based research and consulting firm, that's not all that is needed. "The question is, would you be able to get everyone to sign up for this, the film industry, the television industry, and display manufacturers? What would the cost burden be, and is the movie industry willing to shoulder that in order to have this technology?""
    • You would think considering Pat's company is in business to research this stuff, her comment would've answered more questions than it raised... She spoke, yet she said nothing.
  21. Classic on Nintendo Ressurecting Classic NES Games to the GBA · · Score: 2

    Bring back RC Pro Am, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and I'll buy a GBA.

  22. Re:Graphics are great on Linux at Industrial Light and Magic · · Score: 2
    Now Ewoks? It definitely doesn't stand on its own merits.
    • Yeah, but it sure sold toys...
  23. Re:Graphics are great on Linux at Industrial Light and Magic · · Score: 2

    Maybe you missed episodes IV, V, and VI ...
    The acting was pretty piss poor in those too.

  24. Re:As a wise man once said on Techno Teddy · · Score: 2

    Sadly most of the ones I work with don't even START to think if they can...

    ...off to monster.com.

  25. Re:well now on Napster files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy · · Score: -1, Offtopic
    The greatet right given is the right to be wrong...
    • Or the right to misspell.