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  1. Re:Enough! on Dual 1Ghz G4 PowerMac With Extra Yummy · · Score: 1

    (2) "I can't believe Macs still have only a one-button mouse. What a bunch of morons. When will they get with the program?"
    Buy a Mac. Then spend $15 and buy a 2-button scroll-wheel mouse.


    It's funny you should mention that.... Apple's site makes an effort to point out that the keyboard has "regular sized arrow keys" on a keyboard that "gets with the program".

    They will supply two-button mice someday... oh yes... they will... MUHAHAHAHAHAHHA

  2. Why the PERL script?! on Physical ASCII Mosaic · · Score: 1


    From the website:

    The ASCII Generator program did not care what my supply actually was, so it just used as many of each letter as it deemed necessary. As a result, the output (which was 140 letters wide and 240 letters high) did not come close to matching the letter supply I actually had.

    Maybe it's just me, but I think you could have saved some time and just resized the tiny jpeg you used for input.

    How do you spell "DUH!" in ASCII art?

  3. Meta-Paranoia on Comcast Gunning for NAT Users · · Score: 1

    You'd like to think that, wouldn't you! You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong...so you could have put the poison in your own goblet trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied...and in studying you must have learned that Man is mortal so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!

  4. Blatant plug for my DSL provider on Comcast Gunning for NAT Users · · Score: 1

    A Voice - running your own server used to be a great democratic equalizer. It's no longer affordable to the vast majority of people. For all but the most basic uses, you can't address the web at large anymore, because 56k is not enough, cable and DSL providers are "gunning" for any attempt at using the service for servers, and T1 is still prohibitively expensive.

    Speakeasy is fine with you running servers. You can even run your own DNS, Mail, IRC, etc.....
    Plus their newserver does carry the binaries newsgroups :)

  5. It's called the "Prescott" [Re:Uhh..naming?] on Intel's Answer to AMD's Hammer - Yamhill · · Score: 2, Informative

    Why do people insist on wasting their moderation points on "funny" comments?!

    The chip is code named Prescott. From the article:

    The Yamhill features are being built into the next version of Intel's Pentium chip, code-named Prescott, with an option to turn the features on or off. In 2003 or 2004, when the Prescott chip is expected to be available, Intel will evaluate AMD's offerings and the success of the Itanium and then decide whether to activate the Yamhill code.

    There you have it.

  6. Re:Turn it on? on Intel's Answer to AMD's Hammer - Yamhill · · Score: 1

    Better not read the article to be sure.

    On topic: The Yamhill features of the chip can be turned on whenever Intel wants.

    The Yamhill features are being built into the next version of Intel's Pentium chip, code-named Prescott, with an option to turn the features on or off. In 2003 or 2004, when the Prescott chip is expected to be available, Intel will evaluate AMD's offerings and the success of the Itanium and then decide whether to activate the Yamhill code.

    There you have it.

  7. Yeah, but... on Nano-sized Microchips? HP Says So. · · Score: 1


    ... how many 100-Watt lightbulbs can it light up?

  8. How to drain 4 12-volt car batteries... on News Media Scammed by 'Free Energy' Hoax · · Score: 1


    Emitting a steady motorized hum, the machine powered three 100-watt light bulbs for the duration ... ``The draw on the batteries was estimated at more than 4.5 kilowatts. With any existing technology the batteries would have been drained flat in one and a half minutes,'' the inventor said.

    Really? Wow. 3 light bulbs, you don't say!

    Come on, one and a half minutes?!?!?! maybe one and a half YEARS...

  9. Re:Is this 100% firm? on VeriSign Buys .tv · · Score: 1

    Thank you!

    Mod that up for being both funny AND informative.

  10. Re:Feynman wasn't here on VeriSign Buys .tv · · Score: 1

    ...that was a cool Nova special :)

  11. Is this 100% firm? on VeriSign Buys .tv · · Score: 2, Interesting

    From the small text at the bottom of the press release:

    Statements in this announcement other than historical data and information constitute forward-looking statements within the meaning of Section 27A of the Securities Act of 1933 and Section 21E of the Securities Exchange Act of 1934.

    Looks to me like it hasn't yet been approved by the SEC? I can't imagine they'd have a problem with it, but it's not really news until the deal is firm.

  12. Re:Must Be A Typo... on MIT Media Lab Tightens Its Belt · · Score: 1

    Are you implying that Forbes magazine intentionally misrepresented researchers' compensation in order to draw attention to the fact that their research sucked?

    Cahones.

  13. MIT researchers experimenting with drugs! on MIT Media Lab Tightens Its Belt · · Score: 5, Funny


    The Media Lab still has a place, but it may, during the economic downturn, see itself overshadowed by more concrete research--by tangible products like drugs.

    Pass the bowl, I need to do some "tangible research"...

  14. Re:Cut everything else back, but save the salaries on MIT Media Lab Tightens Its Belt · · Score: 2


    I agree entirely. While finishing up my CS degree, my friends and I all had internships with companies for between $15 and $20/hr.

    We didn't even have to go to MIT :)

    Just another case where there are a few people sitting at the top reaping the benefits of hard work done by others whom they care very little about.

  15. Re:$8.75 on MIT Media Lab Tightens Its Belt · · Score: 1

    it is per hour. i went back to actually read the article and it said so :)

  16. $8.75 on MIT Media Lab Tightens Its Belt · · Score: 2, Informative


    Assuming that is per hour - it is still a paltry sum.

    I believe even Taco Bell pays it slaves $9/hr.

  17. Re:In summary on Steve Jobs And The Oh-So-Cool iMac · · Score: 1
    Excellent analogies. If I may add a "group":

    Do-it-yourself/NT-Kernel-Workstation = Jeep Libertys and Grand Cherokees = marry a Good Cook

    • Products that are culled from the best of the best, the tried and true. Stable performers that give excellent value and performance. Other groups may mock or belittle, but when you look at what you get you can do anything. (and whatever you don't get you can download for free from SourceForge)
  18. Re:Jobs knows that middle America runs the show on Steve Jobs And The Oh-So-Cool iMac · · Score: 1

    So next year they'll make an "econobox" model. If it was a BMW think 318i hatchback.....

  19. The Audio Paradox on Review of Pay Napster · · Score: 1

    Why are we trying to lock down the audio? Every audio format that has ever existed has been easily pirated. The current model seems to be:
    1) offer the music in a somewhat unprotected manner and allow consumers to pay for the privledge
    2) prosecute those that abuse that privledge (pirates)

    Why change it? Instead of CDs vs. Cassettes we're talking MP3s vs. CDs. The new model should be:
    1) offer the music in a somewhat unprotected manner and allow consumers to pay for the privledge
    2) prosecute those that abuse that privledge (pirates)

    Or am I missing something here?!

  20. Re:Actor hopes to do DVD commentary track on Star Trek TNG DVDs · · Score: 1

    Dude.
    What's he gonna do? Go to K-Mart and get it?
    Quit being a bully.
    You probably watch Babylon 5.
    Tell me you are an actor and I'll eat my words.
    I mean really - what were you thinking? You just woke up this morning and decided to be a TOTAL ASSHOLE?

  21. ..was that a pun? on InfoSync Reviews Sharp Zaurus · · Score: 2, Funny

    I know it's offtopic, but:

    Gotta say, thats a sharp looking little device.

    Yeah, and Sharp makes it. Kinda like Sony stuff being "So nIce". Sharp stuff is... well, sharp!

  22. Zaurus Details @ on InfoSync Reviews Sharp Zaurus · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here's a link to Sharp's FAQ page about the Zaurus SL-5500.

    It features a built-in hideaway keyboard (nice!), color screen, and a bunch of other goodies. Available "Early 2002".

  23. Zaurus's history on InfoSync Reviews Sharp Zaurus · · Score: 0, Redundant

    The Zaurus has traditionally been a lousy PDA.

    I'd be interested to see what they are offering in the newest incarnation that makes it so great.
    Last time I checked, it didn't run PalmOS orWinCE.
    Whatever happened to Psion?

  24. The story is in regular Time also on Time Canada Shows New iMac · · Score: 1

    The 'regular' Time magazine is also covering the story : http://www.time.com/time/covers/1101020114/index.h tml

    Guess Jobs didn't mind after all.

  25. This debate is irrelevant on CD/DVD Manufacturers To Support Windows Media · · Score: 1

    The new Apple iMac boasts iDVD.

    "Yeah, but will its tapes play in my VCR?" - probably not, but its DVDs will play in your DVD player!