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News Media Scammed by 'Free Energy' Hoax

Dozens of submitters, some of them quite credulous, have written in pointing to this Reuters story about an anonymous inventor who claims to have solved the universe's energy woes. It's amazing that Reuters ran this story. It's even more amazing that news media across the country are running it too. Check your local newspaper, see if they were taken in. Update: 01/24 16:38 GMT by M : Contest is over; see below.

The General Electric corporate empire was scammed - they modified the story with a skeptical headline but otherwise left it alone. The AOL/TimeWarner corporate empire didn't have any problem with the story. The Environmental News Network, which probably should know better, didn't.

Now I know that wire stories are often run with minimal verification - each paper or website assumes that Reuters, or UPI, or AP has checked the story for veracity before it went out. And I know that reporters and editors can't be experts on every field of endeavor that they report on.

But this is Basic Science. The Three Laws (everyone loves the Second Law[1]) are not a new thing, and they're not going away any time soon. This should have been taught in junior high. There's a simple, well-known test that Reuters could have applied to this story: "Extraordinary claims demand extraordinary proof". This claim is the most extraordinary of all - free energy, perpetual motion, whatever you want to call it, and it demands proof beyond question. Reuters is running this story based on an anonymous inventor. Is that extraordinary proof?

But wait, I said perpetual motion. The phrase "perpetual motion" is one which sets off alarm bells in people's heads, so the anonymous inventor was quick to head off that thought process:

"But he is keen to head off the notion that he has tapped into the age-old myth of perpetual motion. ``Perpetual motion is impossible. This is a self-sustaining unit which at the same time provides surplus electrical energy,'' he said."

This quote is simply embarassing. It parses to "Perpetual motion is impossible. This is a perpetual motion unit." The inventor must be snickering in his Guinness right now to have snuck that one past.

The story gets better when you read it several times. Three 100 Watt light bulbs created a drain of 4500 Watts, according to the nameless inventor. That would be an impressive feat all by itself, except that it's total nonsense.

The piece would have made a good humor article. A properly skeptical and properly educated Reuters reporter could have examined these claims, poked holes in them, and published a story that simultaneously reported on the claims and educated the public about why they are a load of hogwash. Too bad that's not what happened.

Maybe you'd like to take a crack at evaluating their claims? You think you can examine their device a little more critically than Reuters? Give them a call.

And I have a second task as well. Slashdot is occasionally criticized for getting a story wrong, even though we diligently correct ourselves when necessary. My theory is that the difference between Slashdot and other media is that they never correct themselves, no matter how inaccurate, so readers are left with a false picture of accuracy. To test this claim, I'll send a Thinkgeek t-shirt to the first person who finds a retraction of this 'free energy' story published by Reuters or any of the newspapers/media outlets that ran the original story. *Any* of them. I don't expect to pay out.

Update: 01/24 16:38 GMT by M : CNN has updated their story with a new headline and several new paragraphs at the end, which qualifies. A couple of people also noted that ZDNet appears to have taken their copy of the wire story down. Lucas Garsha was the first to email, so he gets a t-shirt. I wasn't clear whether the claim should be email or in the comments, so I'll also send a t-shirt to the first commenter noting this, which appears to be skia.

[1] This is a fine world that we live in, where I can find a website devoted to the Second Law of Thermodynamics.

928 comments

  1. Give the author credit. by eAndroid · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not only did he scam most news agencies, he drinks Guinness.

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    I can't spell or type, but that doesn't mean I'm unusually stupid.
    1. Re:Give the author credit. by redcup · · Score: 5, Funny

      In other news...
      In a trailer park on the shores of the Mississippi, a local man has claimed to have invented a perpetual motion human.

      To prove his claim, he hooked a car battery up his wife/cousin for 10 minutes while she held a 100 watt light bulb in each hand. After removing the car battery, she proceeded to twitch for more than 37 hours.

      Aleady companies are clammoring for the device, known as the "shockway," claiming it will revolutionize the world. "We could have our employees work 24 hours a day," said one business owner. "This could be the most important invention to come out of Mississippi since... since... paternity tests"

      --

      RC
    2. Re:Give the author credit. by ArnoldYabenson · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Not only did he scam most news agencies, he drinks Guinness.

      But did he scam Reuters? Their website shows no trace of this story, in any category, even "Oddly Enough" -- which is where I would expect a story like this. Searching for the credited author Kevin Smith reveals about a dozen stories filed from Ireland, but not this one. Nor is there any indication of a correction or retraction to a filed story.

      So the question becomes, did Reuters even issue this story, or did someone hack the wire?

    3. Re:Give the author credit. by aka-ed · · Score: 2, Insightful
      did Reuters even issue this story, or did someone hack the wire?

      I suspect that Reuters just thought twice, and pulled the story.

      But I don't think the story itself is so bad, it's more a "human interest" story than a science story. It's well-disclaimered:

      Experts contacted by Reuters were wary, citing the first law of thermodynamics which, in layman's terms, states that you can't get more energy out than you put in.

      "I don't believe this. It goes against fundamentals which have not yet been disproved," said William Beattie, senior lecturer in electrical engineering at Queen's University in Belfast, Northern Ireland. "These people (Jasker) are either Nobel prize-winners or they don't know what they're dealing with. The energy has to come from somewhere."

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    4. Re:Give the author credit. by simmonsays · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just think of the incredible health benefits if you got one of these setups strapped to your abdominals. oh wait...

    5. Re:Give the author credit. by Jebuslovesyou · · Score: 1

      Have you guys heard about the car that runs on water or the flying car?
      what was it called? ohh yea a boat!

      an the ummm...

      AIRPLANE!!

    6. Re:Give the author credit. by cavemanf16 · · Score: 1
      Usually, it's not that the original law was wrong when something new comes along, it's just that the original law was overly simplistic. Like Newton. He had the basic laws correct, but by the time Einstein developed his Theory of Special Relativity, Newton's laws were refined by Einstein's. Or something like that. Maybe I'm getting the laws those guys came up with mixed up, but my basic point is this: Existing scientific laws that have been proven time and again through empirical expirementation are not wrong, just incomplete. Our view of the atom, then the proton, electron, and nuetron, then of all the binding particles that make up those particles, etc. have not been wrong theories, just incomplete.

      I'm sure the First, Second and Third Laws of Thermodynamics are correct, but certainly there are lots of holes in the theories needing to be filled in with further scientific refinement of our understanding of the universe. Too bad today's American college student is generally so stupid (especially lots of journalism majors) to investigate and research on their own. I guess cheating his way to a journalism degree didn't pay off for that Rueter's journalist in the end, huh?

    7. Re:Give the author credit. by leviramsey · · Score: 1
      car battery.... paternity tests....

      You know, some things just shouldn't go together....

    8. Re:Give the author credit. by Scallywag007 · · Score: 1

      Actually, this is a clever scam to collect mailing list info that is then sold to marketing agencies apropos of the areas the "curious" people claim they represent. I have no basis for this info, just that if I was an anonynous "inventor", I would create as many money making angles I could think of to spin off of it.

    9. Re:Give the author credit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, that scooter guy in New Hampshire missed the boat on this one. This is a far more impressive scam.

  2. I would like to revise the headline for Reuters... by Ethelred+Unraed · · Score: 3, Funny
    "Irish Inventor on Crack Says World Needs His Energy"

    cya

    Ethelred

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  3. Whoo-boy. by daeley · · Score: 0, Troll

    Somebody got up on the wrong side of the keyboard this morning. ;-)

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    1. Re:Whoo-boy. by daeley · · Score: 2

      Troll? Please note use of ;-) emoticon.

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    2. Re:Whoo-boy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you said it yourself: Somebody got up on the wrong side of the keyboard this morning. ;-)

    3. Re:Whoo-boy. by s0l0m0n · · Score: 1

      Wrong side of keyboard == qwerty imprinted on the right side of my face, instead of the left..

  4. Has everyone forgotten cold fusion...? by max.inglis · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How quickly we are to jump to wondrous conclusions. I doubt this is a real application of the zero-point effect. I guess all the news media personell who were working 12 years ago when cold fusion came out have moved on and weren't around to lend caution where it was needed?

    max inglis

    1. Re:Has everyone forgotten cold fusion...? by dotderf · · Score: 2
      They mention cold fusion, which contributes to the irony!

      Whoever got Reuters to carry this must've been dealing with some pretty ignorant people, when it comes to science, and common sense. I wonder if Reuters will notice their error and make some sort of statement. Glad to see /. has higher standards (well, for somethings) than the 'professional' news.

    2. Re:Has everyone forgotten cold fusion...? by sallen · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How quickly we are to jump to wondrous conclusions. I doubt this is a real application of the zero-point effect. I guess all the news media personell who were working 12 years ago when cold fusion came out have moved on and weren't around to lend caution where it was needed?
      I think it tends to support the criteria used by the 'new media', ie internet or cable news:
      (1) No need to use history or past events or have any knowledge of them;
      (2) Don't bother about using journalists with any background in the subject;
      (3) Don't bother with attempting to get knowledgable source when you don't know anything about the subject being reported;
      (4) If the story was carried by any other organization online or on cable, assume it's totally accurate and don't bother checking it out, no matter how far fetched it may seem (if they can figure out it really is far fetched).

    3. Re:Has everyone forgotten cold fusion...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I didn't forget cold fusion. I just haven't proven how it works yet.

    4. Re:Has everyone forgotten cold fusion...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cuz you can't! Have a nice life trying though. In the end, nothing anyone does matters much at all anyway so have fun.

  5. Not just the major outlets by RareHeintz · · Score: 2, Flamebait
    It wasn't just the big players, who I didn't expect to know any better - the readership of Kuro5hin was taken in as well.

    Someday, I'll live in a world where every child grows up with a decent science education and critical thinking is encouraged...

    OK,
    - B

    1. Re:Not just the major outlets by Planesdragon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Someday, I'll live in a world where every child grows up with a decent science education and critical thinking is encouraged...

      Bah. Science at its most basic *does not* say that the laws can never be changed. It just says that you're probably better off not trying to break them.

      A real scientific mind would be intriqued by the concpet of such a shakeup, and could at least spare such a grand hypothesis enough time to think up a suitable experiment or twenty.

      Just because magnets are the domain of quacks doesn't mean they don't attract.

    2. Re:Not just the major outlets by RareHeintz · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I'd be intrigued as all hell if evidence were presented. None was. A lot of hand-waving and some blather about zero point energy were all I got.

      (Yes, I know zero-point energy is real. No, I don't think this crank from Ireland could even explain the concept.)

      OK,
      - B

    3. Re:Not just the major outlets by brulman · · Score: 1

      not really, Kuro5hin suggests a hoax in the headline, then the commentors proceed to tear it apart. Not as wordy as Michael's story, but I'd hardly say they were taken in.

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    4. Re:Not just the major outlets by GreenHell · · Score: 1

      They were 'taken in' as shown through a story titled: "Jasker Power Source - Perpetual Energy or Hoax?"?

      Hmmm... not sure if I'd call that 'taken in' or 'thought it was worth discussion.' If you look, a lot of the comments don't believe it's real either.

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    5. Re:Not just the major outlets by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      I'd be intrigued as all hell if evidence were presented. None was. A lot of hand-waving and some blather about zero point energy were all I got.

      In a news report? The fact that they were any numbers at all was amazing! (The msnbc story I read was up on this.)

      (Yes, I know zero-point energy is real. No, I don't think this crank from Ireland could even explain the concept.)

      How do "know* something is real that's never been demonstrated? All I said was that it *might* happen. (And yes, that's a *might* with the same level of "Wayne might make a living doing Wayne's World" or "Monkeys might fly out of my butt.")

      :) Sorry, couldn't resist the Wayne's World reference.

    6. Re:Not just the major outlets by RayBender · · Score: 5, Informative
      Yes, I know zero-point energy is real. No, I don't think this crank from Ireland could even explain the concept.)

      How do "know* something is real that's never been demonstrated?

      Zero-point energy has a very testable hypothesis: the Casimir effect. Which has been demonstrated. Check this article or this one .

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    7. Re:Not just the major outlets by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah. Science at its most basic *does not* say that the laws can never be changed. It just says that you're probably better off not trying to break them.

      I don't think science has anything in particular to say about whether "laws" of nature can be "broken". It isn't really a scientific question.

      If you can break a "law", then clearly your understanding of what that law really was is wrong. Nothing wrong with nature, just with your understanding of it.

      Of course this particular claim is 99.9999999% likely to be B.S., but I don't base that upon anything other than the fact that these things usually are.

    8. Re:Not just the major outlets by sigwinch · · Score: 2
      ...the readership of Kuro5hin was taken in as well.
      I can't speak for other Kuro5hinites, but *I* voted up that story specifically for the entertainment value, not because I was "taken in".
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  6. I have discovered a wonderful proof of this by Saint+Aardvark · · Score: 3, Funny

    But the *$!? lameness filter won't let me type it in.

    1. Re:I have discovered a wonderful proof of this by binner1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      I get the reference, but can't remember who it was that wrote it...

      '...margins of this books are too small...'

      Can someone remind me.

      Thanks
      -Ben

    2. Re:I have discovered a wonderful proof of this by Howie · · Score: 1

      Fermat. His last theorem was scribbled in the margin of a book, without an accompanying proof.

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    3. Re:I have discovered a wonderful proof of this by fjordboy · · Score: 1

      ROFL! Wow...that was freaking funny. I'm going to think about this in a couple of days and keep laughing. Thanks!

    4. Re:I have discovered a wonderful proof of this by morkeld · · Score: 1

      That would be Fermat! :)

      As in, Fermat's last theorem...

      bwahahahaha, quite maniacal that man must've been

      :)

    5. Re:I have discovered a wonderful proof of this by Dr.+Tom · · Score: 2
      x^n + y^n = z^n
      has no non-zero integer solutions
      for x, y, and z when n > 2.

      "I have discovered a truly remarkable proof of this,
      but my train is coming."

      Seen written on a wall in a Boston subway station.

    6. Re:I have discovered a wonderful proof of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lol that is hillarious,
      except of course that if
      x,y,z = 1 and n >2 then there are positive non-zeroe integer solutions (because one is a solution)
      and it is not stated that they must be differant integers.

    7. Re:I have discovered a wonderful proof of this by Quixote · · Score: 2

      Fermat. Next?

    8. Re:I have discovered a wonderful proof of this by Dahan · · Score: 1

      1^3 + 1^3 != 1^3.

    9. Re:I have discovered a wonderful proof of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Erm, I am not all an expert when it comes to math but isn't it Fermats theorem and it was in fact German mathematician Gauss that wrote that infamous quote into a math book decades later ? Or maybe someone else, but I dont think it was Fermat anyway..

    10. Re:I have discovered a wonderful proof of this by Howie · · Score: 2

      not according to the linked page...

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    11. Re:I have discovered a wonderful proof of this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OIC, didn't bother to look at the page cause I expected only the math stuff there and not the quote, sorry...

  7. Laws by gandalf_grey · · Score: 5, Funny
    Young Lady, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!

    -- Homer Simpson

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    1. Re:Laws by dinivin · · Score: 1


      Hey, if you're going to quote the greatest show on TV, at least do it right :-) There is no "Young Lady" at the beginning of that sentence.

      Dinivin

    2. Re:Laws by redcup · · Score: 2, Funny

      Rev. Lovejoy: Well, it appears science has faulted once again in the face of overwhelming religious evidence
      Lisa: Bu...
      Moe: Go home science girl!
      Lisa: I am home!
      Moe: Good, stay there

      --

      RC
    3. Re:Laws by Pope · · Score: 1, Funny

      1) You can't win,
      2) You can't break even,
      3) You can't leave the game.

      I love that one.

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    4. Re:Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >3) You can't leave the game.

      Figures that the Pope would say that

    5. Re:Laws by dimator · · Score: 2

      Maybe it used to be the greatest show on TV, but I don't think it still is. The frequency of genuinely funny moments have decreased greatly in the last few seasons. I still watch it, but the cutting edge show now is Family Guy (IMHO).

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    6. Re:Laws by SgtXaos · · Score: 2, Funny

      finally a story where my sig is on topic

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    7. Re:Laws by Arjuna+Theban · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed, Family Guy kicks ass, but I don't think any character (cartoon or real) will ever replace the God-like Homer.

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    8. Re:Laws by dinivin · · Score: 0, Troll

      Family Guy? You've got to be kidding me. It is one the stupidest, most immature shows on TV, IMHO.

      Dinivin

    9. Re:Laws by Raetsel · · Score: 5, Interesting

      In Stephen Hawking's Cambridge Lectures , he points out that the Second Law of Thermodynamics is a statistical, rather than absolute, law. It applies in most cases that we have observed, yet we can not prove it applies to all cases.

      The relevant part; tape 2, side 2:

      "...The Second Law of Thermodynamics. It states that the entropy of an isolated system never decreases with time. Moreover, when two systems are joined together, the entropy of the combined system is greater than the sum of the entropies of the individual systems."

      (He gives an example)

      " The Second Law of Thermodynamics has a rather different status to that of other laws of science. Other laws, such as Newton's Law of Gravity, for example, are absolute laws. That is, they always hold.

      On the other hand, the Second Law is a statistical law. That is, it does not hold always, just in the vast majority of cases."

      Damn those black holes. Or gravastars. Whatever you want to call them.

      Zero-point energy probably does exist. There certainly is something there, we have managed to prove that much. I just don't believe that a single person, working alone, with a mechanical background, is going to 'suddenly uncover' the secret. I believe we are, unfortunately, beyond that point in our scientific development.

      Almost all of these supposed 'perpetual motion' devices have some mechanical component. Something moving, some clockworks, something. There was even one instance where the reporter noticed the speed of the device was rather random. Upon closer inspection, a small cable was found, leading to the next room. The device was, in fact, powered by an elderly man in a rocking chair!

      "Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain", huh?

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    10. Re:Laws by Arjuna+Theban · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yes, and for those very reasons it makes about 99% of the viewers laugh hysterically. I'm sorry you are among the other 1%.

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    11. Re:Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but the fact is that only 6% of people in this country even see it, so it soesn't matter if 100% love it.

    12. Re:Laws by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      Zero-point energy probably does exist. There certainly is something there, we have managed to prove that much.


      Even so, it's not going to be sorted out by some guy in his backyard with spare washing machine parts and a couple of batteries.

    13. Re:Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You humor troll. Begone with you!

    14. Re:Laws by JPawloski · · Score: 1

      Hey did you read that from Michio Kaku's superstring or is that from another (original) source?

    15. Re:Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      100 years ago if you would have told me there were going to be atomic bombs, microwave ovens, and 747's that could fly anywhere in the world in under a day I would probably be thinking the same way I am now about this device. You never know when someone is going to stumble upon something by accident. Breaking the laws that we set is tough, but not impossible sometimes.

    16. Re:Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Serendipity. Look into it.

    17. Re:Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      You say that Hawking states .... " The Second Law of Thermodynamics has a rather different status to that of other laws of science. Other laws, such as Newton's Law of Gravity, for example, are absolute laws. That is, they always hold. On the other hand, the Second Law is a statistical law. That is, it does not hold always, just in the vast majority of cases."

      I am curious as to how the second law is any more statistical than gravity. Does Hawking cite any cases where the second law does not hold?
      I would be interested in that as what little I have read of Hawking (Brief read of a Brief History of Time) seemed to me to to show a man who was attempting to mold his observations into his world view rather than the other way around.

      It is going to take more than a glib comment from Hawking to make me think that the law is no longer a law because he deems it not to be.

      Please let me know if there are any instances where the law does not hold.
      Just curious ... what's that quote about remarkable claims require remarkable proof?

    18. Re:Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ...and 747's that could fly anywhere in the world...

      Anywhere in the world, including into your office...

      Breaking the laws that we set is tough,

      Indeed, just look where the Taliban is now. Do not mess with our laws! You cannot fly your 747 anywhere you want!

    19. Re:Laws by Wakkow · · Score: 2, Interesting

      (disclaimer: im just a undergrad CE student that had to take this physics class last quarter so i may be off in my terminology)

      It's all about statistical mechanics and entropy.. as a system gets larger and larger, the more possible states it can be in, and the more likely some will and others wont exist.

      For a few atoms, it can look like a bell curve, with possible states occurring everywhere... but move into a larger system and more states can exist and less states (ie. more likely one) really -do- exist. This is how all the air molecules in a room suddenly don't converge into one corner of the room.. It's just Not Likely. It's possible, but very very very very Not Likely.

      Read "Six Ideas that Shaped Phsics" Unit T.. it goes into quite a lot of detail

    20. Re:Laws by alfredw · · Score: 5, Interesting

      100 years ago if you would have told me there were going to be atomic bombs, microwave ovens,...

      While you're certainly correct about these things, I believe that this case is different.

      The Second Law of Thermodynamics, as pointed out by the the parent's poster, is a statistical law. However, it is not only a statistical law derived from experiment (such as, say, "General Relativity agrees with 100.0% of experiments done to date"), but it is also a mathematical theorem (such as, say, "a + b = b + a"). I can believe that a given law of science could be proven wrong. For a theorem which is as deeply rooted as the 2nd law (which is a result of combinatronics), though... This would require mathematics as we know it to topple.

      To be honest, I think it is beyond possibility. This, incidentally, also means that the First Law (conservation of energy) is true as well. If energy is perfectly conserved in an ideal system, the change in entropy is zero. If the 2nd law were false and the change in entropy could be less than zero, energy conservation would also have failed.

      So, like any theorem, there are conditions that must be met before it is true. What are the 2nd law's conditions?

      Answer: Your system must consist of discrete particles that can be in any one of several states. The states do not have to be equally probable. The more particles you have, the more statistically insignificant any deviations from the mean become. Ergo, when you're looking at something macroscopic (like, say, a "free energy machine"), you'll be looking at ~10^(24 or 25) particles... WHICH IS PLENTY.

      Sure, it is possible for the entropy in such a system to spontaneously decrease, but it unimaginably, overwhelmingly unlikely. It is very likely that the entropy will increase up to a certain maximum. Therefore, even if you got extraordinarily lucky and saw the entropy drop, it would soon bounce back up again.

      That's the 2nd law in a nutshell...

      As far as the Zero Point energy goes, I'm a little more fuzzy. Didn't Guth predict that if the energy in empty space fell to absolute zero it would undergo inflationary expansion? I remember reading that somewhere... Anyone?

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    21. Re:Laws by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 2
      My favorite example of random anti-entropy is the one where all the air in a room evacuates itself out a window for no reason other than the motion of the molecules happened to line up that way. But as you said, it is just stupidly unlikely to happen.

      That being said, I for one am perfectly willing to give this guy a chance to prove his gadget. But giving funky numbers (3 100W light bulbs * 2 hours = 4500W?) to a reporter isn't gonna cut it.

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    22. Re:Laws by doug363 · · Score: 5, Interesting
      The second law of thermodynamics is statistical (or maybe probabilistic) because, when you look at the microscopic motions particles, it is possible for the second law to be broken, but incredibly unlikely. The classic example is: I have a sealed box of an odorous gas. I take it into a large room and open the box. The gas obviously will disperse and fill the room; this is predicted by the 2nd law of thermodynamics. If you look at the random motions of just one of these gas particles, it would look perfectly OK if you watched the movie "in reverse". However, it wouldn't look ok for the entire process to go in reverse. The reason is that it is incredibly unlikely that if a room is full of gas, then all the gas particles will, by chance, all move into the box in the corner. It is possible, but so incredibly unlikely you'd be waiting for many many times the age of the universe before it probably would happen. In more technical terms, there are many more states that the gas can be in if it "evenly" fills the room, but comparitively few if the gas is all in one corner. If each "state" of the particles on a microscopic level is equally likely (i.e. if the gas has been in the room for a long enough time that it has reached equilibrium), then the probability that the gas will fill the room instead of all being in the box is very close to 1.

      So the cases where you'd see the 2nd Law not holding are where the probabilities of observing it are much more favorable than 1 in 10^80 or something. This means that you need to be looking at small numbers of particles (maybe 5 or 10 instead of ~10^23 particles for macroscopic objects) for long times. Certainly you wouldn't see it being violated constantly in a 40 pound lump of metal that some guy put together in his backyard.

      Gravity, in contrast (according to theory anyway) always works. Full stop. It's not like that it's just an incredibly likely that objects will attract each other, it's a "certainty". It's the same with most of the other physical laws out there. Quantum mechanics is "probabilistic", but in another somewhat different sense, and theromodynamics doesn't really apply on the scale of quantum mechanics anyway. (Thermodynamics deals with the study of "macroscopic" systems with large numbers of particles, where general properties of the set of particles can be expressed. Properties like total energy, volume, # of particles, temperature, pressure, etc.)

    23. Re:Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True, however the Infinite improbability drive could easily take care of any unlikely event happening or that case not happening. :). Hawkings best line paraphrased somewhere along the lines of, A law in Science is just that, a law, untill it is proven wrong of course.

    24. Re:Laws by Schwarzchild · · Score: 2
      Isn't the Mathematical Physicist Gibbs the God Emperor of Thermodynamics?

      "but it is also a mathematical theorem (such as, say, "a + b = b + a")."

      I'm guessing he probably proved this idea - no?

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    25. Re:Laws by Hard_Code · · Score: 2

      Do we adequately understand WHY this is though? Last time I saw Cosmos (ok, an admittedly ancient show as far as science progress), it still wasn't clear WHY were weren't seeing quantum manifestations like "gases going into boxes", or dropped glasses "unbreaking". Sure it sounds silly, but don't our models and formulas and predict this sort of stuff should be happening? Or is the macroscopic scale so astronomically large in comparison to these probabilities that it is just incredibly rare for anything like this to happen at the macroscopic scale?

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    26. Re:Laws by inburito · · Score: 3, Interesting

      There is a very simple mathematical example about this.

      Suppose you flip a coin. Everytime you get tails you move an object left, heads moves it right. Question now being. What is the probability that this object ends up at point A given an infinite amount of flips.

      It just so happens that it can be proven mathematically that this probability is 1. So there is a 100% probability that it will occupy every and all possible places in that infinite line. Now think of a combination of objects following same sort of mathematical game but with a little more complex rules that allow for, say, 4 dimensional motion(to account for time too).

      Some people even think that the universe is just a temporary statistical anomaly(that was given infinite amounts of coin flips).

      What the second law of termodynamics states is that statistically in a closed system the amount of entropy, given enough time, always decreases.

      So if put a vase broken into pieces in a closed box chances are that when I open it sometime in the future that I still find the same pieces. However, if I had infinite amounts of time at some point in time there is 100% possibility that those pieces rearranged themselves into a solid vase.

      The probability of this occuring for long periods of time is infinetly small but again given infinite amounts of time the possibility of it occuring for any given amount of time is 100%.

      Then again I'm no quantum physicist..

    27. Re:Laws by carlos_benj · · Score: 1

      100 years ago if you would have told me there were going to be atomic bombs, microwave ovens, and 747's that could fly anywhere in the world in under a day I would probably be thinking the same way I am now about this device.

      Well, I wasn't around 100 years ago to tell you that, but I just wanted to say how refreshing it is to see a computer literate centenarian here on /. when most of your peers live in fear of technology. Well, most of them that live in any kind of a state at all of course.....

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    28. Re:Laws by Florian+Weimer · · Score: 2

      Newton's Law of Gravity always holds? Even at the scale of the solar system, there are violations of the Newton "Law" of Gravity.

      In addition, most if not all so-called laws in modern physics are statistical. Claiming that they are not universally valid because of their statistical nature is highly misleading. They wouldn't be universally valid in the strict sense even if they were not statistical. The Laws of Physics have never been more than just approximations to reality, and not Truth itself (20th century physics has shown that for earlier centuries, and we shouldn't make the mistake that this phenomenon won't repeat).

    29. Re:Laws by lysurgon · · Score: 1

      In Stephen Hawking's Cambridge Lectures, he points out that the Second Law of Thermodynamics is a statistical, rather than absolute, law.

      Point taken. However, in spite of the cooler link in the original post, the machine proposed would be more in violation of the first law of thermodynamics (energy is neither created nor distroyed) than the second.

      Actually, I aughtta start a website for the first law. It think it's cooler than the second and explains a lot more about the universe. First law vs second law flame war anyone?

    30. Re:Laws by Rasta+Prefect · · Score: 2


      It's just incredibly unbelivably unlikely. Somebody French(I've forgotten the name.) shortly after the laws of Thermodynaics were first created published an analysis showing that if you wait long enough, you should see things like all of the gas molecules returning to the box, all of the air molecules on one side of the room, etc. However, statistically for this to happen for 100 molecules is probably going to require a length of time several orders of magnitude greater than the age of the Universe. It's a lot like tunnelling. Theres a nonzero chance that if I run into that wall I might just pass through it, but if I decide to keep trying until it happens I'm going to die a bitter man with a broken nose.

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    31. Re:Laws by Zaak · · Score: 3
      alfredw said:
      To be honest, I think it is beyond possibility. This, incidentally, also means that the First Law (conservation of energy) is true as well. If energy is perfectly conserved in an ideal system, the change in entropy is zero. If the 2nd law were false and the change in entropy could be less than zero, energy conservation would also have failed.

      What you're saying here is that because A implies B therefore (not B) implies (not A). That is incorrect reasoning.

      It's important to remember that conservation of energy is associated with the time symmetry of the universe. If that symmetry were ever broken, the law of conservation of energy would be broken as well. (We just don't know how to do that yet.)

      Also, there is an interesting result in information theory. The Szilard engine (a one-particle heat engine) is capable of turning entropy into useful work. It is prevented from violating the 2nd law of thermodynamics because its memory capacity is finite (erasing memory must be associated with an increase in entropy). If infinite memory were available there would be no theoretical barrier to completely reversing entropy increase.

    32. Re:Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mathematics as we know it isn't going to topple due to some physical law, and it definitely is NOT a mathematical theorem under any "normal" set of axioms. Math isn't based off any sort of physical property, you just pull a couple of axioms out of the air that seem to have nice properties (like being consistent), make up some ways of manipulating them, and voila! You get math.

    33. Re:Laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A implies B DOES mean ~B implies ~A, look up any logic text, its obvious if you think about it for a moment

    34. Re:Laws by krlynch · · Score: 2

      What you're saying here is that because A implies B therefore (not B) implies (not A). That is incorrect reasoning.

      What I assume you meant is that "A -> B therefore !A -> !B" is false ..... because "A -> B therefore !B -> !A" IS quite true. Always have been, always will be: "I am a car, therefore I have four wheels" implies "I do not have four wheels, therefore I am not a car", but does not imply "I am not a car, therefore I do not have four wheels". I might be a four wheeled truck or something...

      If infinite memory were available there would be no theoretical barrier to completely reversing entropy increase.

      In physical terms, your "infinite memory" is the same as having an "infinite physical system" (i.e. the system has an infinite number of possible states); the standard proof of the second law assumes the first law and knowledge that the system in question is finite. Those two ingredients are enough. But, if the physical system is infinite, the second law does not hold.

    35. Re:Laws by alfredw · · Score: 1

      What you're saying here is that because A implies B therefore (not B) implies (not A). That is incorrect reasoning.

      No, that's what I meant and it's correct.

      What it says is "if you have A, then you always have B. So, if you don't have B, then you can't be having A."

      Pretty straight forward, actually.

      The Szilard engine (a one-particle heat engine) is capable of turning entropy into useful work. It is prevented from violating the 2nd law of thermodynamics because its memory capacity is finite (erasing memory must be associated with an increase in entropy).

      Yep. Really cool little result.

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    36. Re:Laws by alfredw · · Score: 1

      Isn't the Mathematical Physicist Gibbs the God Emperor of Thermodynamics?

      Gibbs, Helmholtz and Carnot, yes.

      "but it is also a mathematical theorem (such as, say, "a + b = b + a")."

      I'm guessing he probably proved this idea - no?


      Actually, that was a bad example. a + b = b + a is a field axiom. A more useful theorem would be , say,

      Limit as (x -> a) of (A + B) =
      Limit as (x -> a) of A + Limit as (x -> a) of B

      Basically, a theorem is always true if the axioms of your theory are true.

      What that means is that a result like the 2nd law is true if you accept that: (a) combinatronics works and (b) your system consists of discrete particles which can occupy a variety of energy levels. I put "can" in bold, because they don't have to be doing that at the time you're looking at it for the 2nd law to be true - it just has to be possible. This is how we get cool states of matter like Bose-Einstein condensates.

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    37. Re:Laws by xtord · · Score: 1

      Newtons third law isn't proven and probably can't be proven although everything we know indicates that it's true.

    38. Re:Laws by Schwarzchild · · Score: 2
      Basically, a theorem is always true if the axioms of your theory are true.

      Sorry, I should've probably said that I understand Mathematics and the basis of axioms.

      What I was actually referring to was the premise of using combinatorics to prove that Thermodynamics is sitting on a solid (or semi-solid) foundation. Can you tell me more about that?

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    39. Re:Laws by alfredw · · Score: 1

      Sure can!

      Entropy is defined as kB * ln(Omega), where kB is Boltzmann's constant (measured) and Omega is the "multiplicty" of the system.

      The multiplicity is defined as the total number of states that the system can be in at its current energy. If you increase the energy, Omega increases enormously and Entropy (S) rises as well (by more so than the energy did, in most cases, and always by the at least the amount E did).

      So, basically, you use combinatronics to calculate Omega, take the natural logarithm, multiply by Boltzmann's constant, and you have the entropy. You can then verify this number experimentally.

      Very solid ground indeed :)

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    40. Re:Laws by Pope · · Score: 1

      It's usually referred to as "Ginsberg's Theorem," the Three Laws put into a quick little aphorism.

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  8. What's next? by Chagatai · · Score: 1

    RedHat being bought out by AOL/Time Warner, a perpetual energy machine... the funny headlines keep flying. What's next? John Romero teams up with Jon Katz to create an ultimate Net-based first-player shooter that dissects the problems of big corporations in detail?

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    1. Re:What's next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps all these recent bogus stories in the main stream media are just a way to get the public to put less faith in the stories so that when someone repors that George W. is involved in the Enron scam the public wont believe it.

  9. let's not hang em just yet by Synistyr · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I don't know about that assumption that the media/news outlets never do retractions. If you do read an actual physical newspaper, you'll see that usually on the editor's page they do print retractions and corrections.

    It's quite possible that a) they don't even know that the story is wrong, b) no one has read and analyzed some tiny newstory from AP/Reuters/etc.. and c) no one has told them it's wrong.

    Why don't you write your local paper that ran the story, and let them know? How else are they going to know to print a retraction/correction?

    1. Re:let's not hang em just yet by gayrod · · Score: 1

      This is not intended as a troll/flame, but I think it's pretty hypocritical of michael to criticize media for getting suckered in by this when I can think of at least a half dozen times Slashdot has been hoaxed.

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    2. Re:let's not hang em just yet by Rothfuss · · Score: 2

      You can mention your disgust here:

      Reuters Customer Feedback

      Don't forget to mock them ruthlessly.

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    3. Re:let's not hang em just yet by John_Booty · · Score: 2

      I don't know about that assumption that the media/news outlets never do retractions. If you do read an actual physical newspaper, you'll see that usually on the editor's page they do print retractions and corrections.

      Yeah... newspapers totally bury the corrections, though. Slashdot puts them on the front page. Give them some credit!

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  10. incredulous by Perdo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "If the Jasker men really are onto something, it could be the most important Irish invention since Guinness."

    Nothing is more inportant than Guinness. Nothing.

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    1. Re:incredulous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken by someone who obviously has never tried Beamish!

    2. Re:incredulous by ryusen · · Score: 2, Funny

      Guinness, the beer that eats like a meal!

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    3. Re:incredulous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Nothing is more inportant than Guinness. Nothing.


      What about the bottomless Guinness bottle?

    4. Re:incredulous by DeMorganLaw · · Score: 1

      No my friend, nothing is more important than fresh Guinness. More than once I have been served what I thought was to a pint of rich, full, frothy brew, only to be pained by a mug of such teppid foulness that it makes my knees quiver just thinking about it. For god sakes I plead to the bartenders of the world, change your C02 tanks when they are empty.

    5. Re:incredulous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For god sakes I plead to the bartenders of the world to never, ever attach a CO2 tank to any container of Guinness. Any bartender worth his salt knows full well that the yummy goodness of Guinness is provided for through nitrogen, not that damn swill that is CO2.

    6. Re:incredulous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You drink beer that has been mixed with C02? SAVAGE!

    7. Re:incredulous by csteinle · · Score: 1

      Certainly in the UK, pure Nitrogen canisters are very unusual in pubs. I've always seen 60/40 or 70/30 (Nitrogen to C02) used in Guinness, AFAIR.

    8. Re:incredulous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Guinness is a great example of the type of beer a person with a small penis would drink. It looks like its strong, but the alcohol content is so low as to be laughable (probably about the same as Budweiser). Try Chimay (blue of course), Demon, John Barleycorn, Newcastle or Eye Of The Hawk.

      I only drink Guinness when I *don't* want to get drunk.

    9. Re:incredulous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sam Adams Triple Boch
      something like 12.6 %

    10. Re:incredulous by doooras · · Score: 1

      i like my beer like i like my women...

      warm and fuzzy

    11. Re:incredulous by homer_ca · · Score: 1

      Belgium has to be beer drinker's heaven. Hundreds of good beers at the neighborhood bar. Try Duvel.

    12. Re:incredulous by scrote-ma-hote · · Score: 1

      So you like them frigid?

    13. Re:incredulous by mgblst · · Score: 2

      What about Perpetual Guiness....mmmmm!

    14. Re:incredulous by PyroMosh · · Score: 1

      Brand new and better than that (It's illegal in several states, including Florida) is Sam Adam's Utopiat (it's not on their web site yet, but a local radio program had Jim Koch (Sam Adams' founder) pitching it earlier today). It's Fourty-something proof. To put this in perspective, most beers are 7 or 8 proof.

      IT'S BEER YOU CAN SET ON FIRE!!!

    15. Re:incredulous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      most important Irish invention since Guinness

      A drink invented in London...

    16. Re:incredulous by ryusen · · Score: 1

      if i were to compare my beer to my women i think my women have more messed up heads

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  11. Define the extraordinary proof, please by Planesdragon · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you're going to draw the line, please finish it.

    If you require "extraordinary proof" to refute science, why not define what you need? I agree that running a light bulb for three hours isn't that impressive, and this is probably a scam of some sort.

    But on the same time, science demands that we ask "what if this is true?". If he really has a free energy device, what amazing thing could he do to prove that it works?

    My own suggestion: go to an ivy-league school (heck, any college) and set the darn thing up powering something that causes a healthy drain. (*not* a lightbulb... well, maybe a strobe light or something that really sucks up the juice) and let it go until it stops.

    Once the bulb stops, plug it into the wall and see if it starts. If it does, the invention's probably not free energy. If it doesn't, plug in another bulb and see how long THAT one lasts.

    A year or so of healthy drain would be enough to prove free energy, don't you think? Or at least, enough to get the damn patent and immortalize the freakish invention.

    1. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by michael · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think a test along these lines would be a good start. That was a link I was thinking about including in the story, maybe I should have.

    2. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by C4v3_7r0ll · · Score: 1, Troll

      science demands that we ask "what if this is true?"

      Quite simply, no it doesn't. Science is if nothing practical. Practically speaking, the laws of thermodynamics are laws for a reason. Common sense tells you that you cannot get 'free' energy. No matter what kind of machine it is, the energy has to come from something. Why burden real world scientists with obvious crap? If you must, get some grad students together and have them do a paper on it. Then at least we will have applied the scientific method to it.

    3. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by st.+augustine · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I'd settle for answering these arguments from the sci.skeptics FAQ. This sounds like a classic case of item 8.1: "If they can provide so much energy, why do they need the battery to keep going?"

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    4. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to have a problem of defining autority. Just cause someone has a web page with bulleted howto on how to define free energy, doesnt make that person into an automatic authority on that. You're reference to that website is more bogus than claims of free energy (Also, you have not yet stated why the Irish man's free energy theories are false? What makes you an authority?)

    5. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why... to complete the circuit!
      *cough* bahhh

    6. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by spaceyhackerlady · · Score: 1
      But on the same time, science demands that we ask "what if this is true?". If he really has a free energy device, what amazing thing could he do to prove that it works?

      I'm reminded of a quote from a science fiction story I read years ago - "It works, eh? How?"

      I'm not interested in demonstrations. Show me the underlying theory and I'll believe you. The First Law of Thermodynamics is well established, and there are no apparent holes in it, so it would have to be one hell of a theory...

      ...laura

    7. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      If they can provide so much energy, why do they need the battery to keep going?

      I'd wager for the same reason that a car with its internal combustion engine or a space ship with solar cells needs a battery; to keep the "free energy" constant, and to start it up when it's wound down.

    8. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by coyote-san · · Score: 2

      Electrical tests are notoriously difficult since the usual meters can be yield bogus results on nonsinusoidal waveforms.

      The best test I've heard of is to pump water from a low tank to a high tank, with the tank refilled by either overflow from the upper tank or an external source. You then just use a mechanical meter to determine who much water was moved.

      You can't argue much about the energy produced when you measure it in liters of waters and meters of height displacement. (= gmh). And even when the test fails, maybe you found a more efficient water pump!

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    9. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by jimbolaya · · Score: 1, Insightful
      First off, I agree that this probably is a hoax, but I do think that "what if this is true?" is a profoundly important question to ask. Yes, of course the thing is a hoax, because it would be in violation of the laws of thermodynamics...my God, and that's precisely the reason this is such a profound question. Aside from the implications that "free energy" would have, that we were wrong about this law would shake up the science community in ways like never before.

      Please note that I am playing devil's advocate here, and I expect this device to be proven a hoax. But let's go ahead and get in there and prove it. That in itself should be fun (though possibly very trivial).

      Most likely, we'll find that it is not true, but the device warrants looking if for no other reason than to figure out how it pulled off the hoax. I doubt the Slashdot editors have done so.

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    10. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      However, the rest of the referenced article was very well done. In a case of a real Free Energy device, it's be a fairly simple manner to put in a switch or two to capacitors that would keep the circuit running and thus cut off the batteries...

      yeah, I know. Big "if."

    11. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by therevolution · · Score: 3, Funny

      From jasker.com:

      Attainment is determined by the systematic mathematical application in the defined mode, of the accurately selected operational segments... To reiterate there are no physics heresies, no physics contradictions and no ambiguous claims.

      I love that last part. =)

    12. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by BenTheDewpendent · · Score: 2

      reuters said 10min not 3 hours...
      i could make a hurd of hamsters power a bulb or 2 for 10 min

    13. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by novastyli · · Score: 1

      While I agree that it might be fun, there is no reason the scientific community should prove or disprove it. The reason is that not everything has to come from science.

      You see, if this is really true, it is so useful it doesn't need science's approval. Sure, the scientific community would be blamed if it turns out to be genuine, but that is a small damage compared to the wasted time and resource spent if every crazy claims were investigated by real scientists.

    14. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> If they can provide so much energy, why do they need the battery to keep going?
      > I'd wager for the same reason that a car with its internal combustion engine or a space ship with solar cells needs a battery; to keep the "free energy" constant, and to start it up when it's wound down.

      You missed the point of the first question: "If they can provide so much energy, why do they need the battery to keep going?"

      The car doesn't need the battery once it's been started, only when the engine stops. The space ship doesn't need the solar panels to generate power if they have an internal fuel cell (topping off the cell, now that's the job of the panels). The battery was presented as an initial power source of the 'WonderBox', not one that needed to be continuously connected.

      I also wondered if someone didn't suggest disconnecting the batteries from the WonderBox once it was running, just to see what would happen. No such curiosity amongst the audience, I guess.

    15. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by YourGarbageMan · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually the web page he referred to is well known amongst free energy debunkers. The author, Eric Krieg is offering $10,000 to anyone who can pass his test and demonstrate a working free energy machine. From memory the author is a EE and his test requirements looked quite practical and reasonable. His $10k prize has been offered for several years and of course no one has yet been able to claim it.

      But its plainly obvious that you don't have so much a point to make as an axe to grind.

    16. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by joib · · Score: 1

      No, nobody will probably bother to prove it's a hoax. You know, most scientists have real work to do. And the world is abound with all kinds of crackpot theories/devices claiming whatever fantastic properties. Rather, it is the job of the inventor to prove that the thing works. To be taken seriously, it means to publish a paper in a primary journal. Of course, any self-respecting editor would probably reject said paper after a rather brief look. And that is the reason why crackpot theories remain crackpot theories, and do not become part of the "established knowledge".

    17. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by Happy+Monkey · · Score: 2

      A solar panel is, for practical (not literal) purposes, a perpetual motion machine. As are hydro, wind, and geothermal plants. This guy could have invented something akin to that, but using "zero point energy" instead of sunlight. Not likely, but the existence of "free energy" doesn't necessarily break any thermodynamic laws.

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    18. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The apostrophe is there to denote a contraction of two words

      The apostrophe's job is more than to denote contractions. It also denotes possesion.

      If people get used to using the apostrophe in in the possessive sense ("Suzzy's rant was innacruately applied to Bobby's assertion"), then it seems reasonable to suppose that in the throws of typing, the brain and fingers just head for simple rules, "Apostrophe for possesion, k."

      That'd be a reasonable explaination for why people so often type "it's" for "its". Once that starts, "they're" instead of "their" doesn't take a huge leap.

      But, it's good to tell yourself you're better than someone else because you know how to follow arbitrary language rules. Especially when you can still trivially infer the correct intent, since the massive amount of redundancy in language is to recover from situations exactly like this.

      On the other hand, the actual content of the post was inane. Conservation of energy is one of those implicit laws of the universe. Asking them to test a super-perpetual machine "just in case" is worse than forwarding that spam to 12 of your friends for that free trip to Disney World, "just in case".

    19. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Or at least, enough to get the damn patent and immortalize the freakish invention

      Really all you need for a patent is money and a somewhat vague description of something that doesn't necessarily exist but sounds like it might.

    20. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by jimbolaya · · Score: 2

      What I find interesting about your post, and probably the majority of those here, is that you are saying there is no need to attempt to prove or disprove this. This closed mindedness is disturbing.

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    21. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by Phanatic1a · · Score: 4, Informative

      But on the same time, science demands that we ask "what if this is true?"

      No, science demands nothing of the sort. Science operates not by proving, by confirming beyond the shadow of a doubt, but by disproving, by testing to failure. When presented with an extraordinary claim, science demands we ask, "How do we prove that this is false?"

      In this case, I'd say that proof might have something to do with the fact that he needs 4 12-volt car batteries of at least 60 amp-hours each to provide the 50 amp-hours required to drive a 300 watt load for two hours. Hell, I can do the same thing just by plugging the light bulbs into my wall, but nobody claims that's an over-unity device.

    22. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by praedor · · Score: 2

      To make it scientific, it has to be FALSEFIABLE. You don't go off with the creation "science" nonsense of presupposing that x is true, therefore go out and find evidence to bolster this "fact" (biblical myth). Nay, it must be torn apart in every way to try to falsify the claim. If it beats that, then it has a bit of leg to stand on.

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    23. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is absolutely untrue. These laws are highly regarded because no experiment has been found to violate them. But if someone can violate them in a convincing and reproducible manner, we will have to change the laws. The scientific method means relying on experiment as the ultimate arbiter.

    24. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      To make it scientific, it has to be FALSEFIABLE. You don't go off with the creation "science"


      Please falsify that I was born on 11/06/79. Or, better yet, falsify the theory of historical evolution but leave the observable principle of evolution intact.

      Sorry. I get irked about "scientists" who follow the status quo with the frevor of a religious fanatic. ("God can't exist, it's not scientific!") No offense intended.

    25. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by homer_ca · · Score: 3, Insightful
      reason why crackpot theories remain crackpot theories, and do not become part of the "established knowledge".

      Unless you're talking about the news, where their idea of balanced reporting is putting the scientist backed by 99.99% of the scientific community next to the crackpot theorist and giving them equal time.

    26. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "explaination" --> explanation

      so there

    27. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      Just because something is "not scientific" it doesn't by itself mean it doesn't exist, or isn't true. Whether or not you were born on 11/6/79 has nothing to do with science, but you're still here.


      (And FWIW I could play with the ambiguity of 11/6/79 and say that you were not born on that date. If you show me proof of November 6th I could weasel out by saying you wrote June 11th.)

    28. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      What I find interesting about your post, and probably the majority of those here, is that you are saying there is no need to attempt to prove or disprove this. This closed mindedness is disturbing.


      I'm sorry that it disturbs you, but there is no need. It has nothing to do with "close-mindedness," but disproving something like this takes time and effort. If this guy truly has strung together some spare parts and a couple of batteries and produced a perpet - sorry I mean a "self-sustaining unit which at the same time provides surplus electrical energy" - then it will soon become evident. In the mean time, people have real work to do.

    29. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by Capsaicin · · Score: 1
      The author, Eric Krieg is offering $10,000 to anyone who can pass his test and demonstrate a working free energy machine.

      Oh wow cool! I've just invented a free energy machine and solved all of human (and alien) kind's energy problems for perpetuity and I get $10,000. Yeah Eric Kriegs web-page would be the very first place I would report my invention.

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    30. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by dillon_rinker · · Score: 2

      That's a nifty idea. OK, I have some more extraordinary ideas. I think you should consider them long enough to figure out what would constitute reasonable proof:

      1. I have X-RAY EYES! I can see through wood and glass but not lead. Static electricity can mess them up, though.

      2. I have TELEKINETIC POWERS! I can move things by the power of THOUGHT! Static electricity can mess it up, though.

      3. I am SUPERMAN! I can FLY! Static electricity can mess it up, though.

      4. Peanut butter, injected directly into YOUR aorta will make YOU incredibly high! Unless there's some static electricity in you.

      Etc. etc. My point is that extraordinarily silly claims should not be given the time of day, because there isn't enough time in the day.

      Here's what I'd want before I considered the claim NOT silly:
      Your sworn statements about the potential of your invention in documents filed with the SEC for the stock you are selling to finance the company you have created to develop and market your invention. In other words, create a situation where someone in a position of power has an interest in making you go to jail if you lie, and hand them the tools to send you to jail if you are lying. If you are willing to put your life on the line, I'll take a look at your perpetual motion machine ("Takes advantage of the trillions of free neutrinos streaming through our bodies every second!")

      P.S. Anyone remember the scene from "Rendezvous with Rama" where Newton's laws of motion were proven not to be laws after all? That would work as proof, too.

    31. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or you could report it to Reuters... But refuse to let them publish your name.

    32. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by _ganja_ · · Score: 2

      I'd certainly not let this Eric bloke anywhere near it either given that this is his second statement on the web page:

      "Claimant must sign an agreement surrendering any and all rights to legal action against Eric Krieg or other participating person or agency, so far as may be legally done under present statutes, in regard to injury, accident, or any other damage of a physical or emotional nature or financial or professional loss of any kind. "

      $10,000 is not really alot seems that he tries to give himself the right to run off with the invention & market it himself.
      Wouldn't work I guess but might be what he's up to.

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    33. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone has been taking a page from the Amazing Randy's $1 M Paranormal Challenge?

    34. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um... that doesn't say anything about him getting rights to steal your invention. Mind you it might protect him from a lawsuit if he did run off with it really quickly...

      What it basically says is "If we prove you're bullshitting, you can't sue us for defamation, loss of the income from your scam, or making you look like an idiot in front of everyone". It may also allow him to punch such morons in the nose...

    35. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:


      To make it scientific, it has to be FALSEFIABLE.

      Please falsify that I was born on 11/06/79.


      Intentionally or not, you've missed the point here. It's not that science has to prove things false. It's that, for a claim to be scientific, it has be (in principle) falsifiable -- that is, there has to exist a reasonable test (or set of tests) that can distinguish between its truth or falsehood ... a set of tests that could show it to be false, if they turned out a certain way.



      So "I was born on 1979 November 6" is indeed a statement that is falsifiable. We can check the documentation that suffices for proof of birth and see if it corresponds to the date. Of course, we know there are lots of ways that the records can be incomplete or indeed doctored, so failure to find proof doesn't necessarily prove that you weren't. Worse, discovery of a record doesn't necessarily prove that you were. (Underage fake IDs, anyone?)


      But since the scientific worldview concerns itself primarily with objective (and oft repeatable) phenomena, we can imagine refining a set of experiments until the ambiguity had been wrung out of them. That is, you might lie about the date of your birth; and you might even fake records to support your lie. But as scientists we hold that the Universe cannot lie. It can be coy, sometimes, but never outright lie. Anything that looks like a lie will, upon careful observation, turn out to have been a misinterpretation on our part. Theories that consistently lead to misinterpretation are jettisoned; those that lead to consistency tend to stick around.


      To use an example that might raise hackles of a different sort, this is the most abiding criticism of string theory (as a scientific theory). It has been cooked carefully to make sure that low-energy experiments -- that is, the sort we can actually do -- all yield the same results in string theory as in the Standard Model. As such, string theory is not falsifiable, as there are no distinguishing tests.


      Before Lenny Susskind or one of his disciples whack me over the head, let me add: One of the most exciting things about the current Third Wave of string theory is precisely its focus on low-energy signatures and testable hypotheses. Now it is starting to move into the proper realm of science.


      Likewise, the claim "The Universe is 6000 years old but was created with everything perfectly arranged to look like it was 15 billion years old" is not falsifiable: Any attempt to bolster the 15 Gyr estimate for the age of the Universe can be met with "But it was made to look like that!". Note that this doesn't mean the argument is logically impossible. It is conceivable that such a strange thing did indeed go on -- that God did play that sort of practical joke.


      But it will never be science, because you cannot even in principle disprove it.

    36. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      If you are willing to put your life on the line, I'll take a look at your perpetual motion machine

      I like what an earlier poster said... Put the inventor in a small environment where this device (and only it) powers the life support. Leave him for some amount of time, depending only on it. If he'll do that, I'm more willing to listen.
    37. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      What I find interesting about your post, and probably the majority of those here, is that you are saying there is no need to attempt to prove or disprove this.

      There really isn't. Things that violate the laws of thermodynamics are so overwhelmingly likely to be false that the bar is pretty high. Let these inventors take real steps to test their machine ... let them offer to turn one over to a university department and give the researchers full rein to fiddle with it, as well as offer to bring a researcher up to speed on whatever theory they have ... let them, that is, drop the aura of secrecy that reads more like hype (Segway, anyone?)... Let them meet that level of commitment and maybe the world scientific community can take some time away from more promising and more useful endeavors to investigate it.
    38. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by FFFish · · Score: 2

      Those would be a Linux-driven cluster of hamsters, eh?

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    39. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by joib · · Score: 1

      Well I'm terribly sorry if you understood it that way. What I meant was that "real" scientists won't waste time on disproving this. Rather, the burden of proof lies on the inventor of this machine. Until it's proved to work (say, by a published paper detailing the device and the theory behind it), nobody is going to take it seriously. And no, there is no great conspiracy by the government/scientific community/big corporations/whatever. It's just that time is limited. Real scientists have real work to do.

    40. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by BenTheDewpendent · · Score: 1

      i said bulb or 2 not linux boxen.
      besides the hamsters would prolly get distracted by the cluster and try to use it to figure their reprodutive rates vs that of the bunnys.

    41. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by Peter+Harris · · Score: 1

      Well, the hurd has nothing to do with Linux of course. Maybe in this case "Hird of Unintelligent Rodent Drivers"

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    42. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by markmoss · · Score: 2

      I could have duplicated those results with one car battery and an inverter -- much smaller than the "dishwasher" sized machine described. What is required to prove this claim is quite simple:

      1. Bring the machine in, weigh it, and set it up in someone else's space -- so it can be verified that there are no hidden cables or fuel lines.

      2. Run a measured load for long enough that the energy output totals more than the energy in the same weight of hydrogen, so it definitely isn't chemical energy or another known form of stored energy.

      Of course, to do #2 you have to be capable of arithmetic. Three 100 watt lightbulbs is 300W, a lot less than the 4.5KW claimed. Possibly he meant 4.5KWHr and the reporters screwed it up, but that would require 300W * 15 hours. Possibly he meant that its maximum capacity is 4.5KW (which is barely enough to run a house, as claimed), but that certainly wasn't demoed. And if it did run his house for a year, I'm 99.99% sure he was pouring more fuel into the tank at least once a day!

    43. Re:Define the extraordinary proof, please by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Likewise, the claim "The Universe is 6000 years old but was created with everything perfectly arranged to look like it was 15 billion years old" is not falsifiable: Any attempt to bolster the 15 Gyr estimate for the age of the Universe can be met with "But it was made to look like that!". Note that this doesn't mean the argument is logically impossible. It is conceivable that such a strange thing did indeed go on -- that God did play that sort of practical joke.

      Very nice post, btw. Just one comment:

      Backwards-projection of current scientific principles (historical evolution, archeology) aren't faslifiable, either. So, essentially:

      It's as scientifically correct to say that we were descended from apes as to say that we were created by a Godlike being that's hiding itself from us. Neither one is falsifiable, and neither one has direct evidence of its truth.

  12. Second law... by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    This is a fine world that we live in, where I can find a website devoted to the Second Law of Thermodynamics.

    Drat! Some domain squatter already snapped up secondlawofthermodynamics.com!!

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  13. Arthur ? by WndrBr3d · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, doesn't this bring us one step closer to the Infinite Improbability Drive ?? Hmm ??

  14. And I bet it solves the Stopping problem too by MagikSlinger · · Score: 4, Funny

    I wonder if the inventor will prove NP=P and provide a 2 terraherz processor that can be overclocked indefinitely with zero waste heat.

    Personally, I think this story is a hoot! :-)

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    1. Re:And I bet it solves the Stopping problem too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuckin overrated tr0llz0r

    2. Re:And I bet it solves the Stopping problem too by lcrocker · · Score: 1

      ...and now we know how to power the computer
      that runs that random-data compression program.
      Oh, wait, an outlet like Slashdot would never
      be taken in by anything that obviously fake.

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    3. Re:And I bet it solves the Stopping problem too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      n=1

  15. Oops. by chrisserwin · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The 58-year-old electrical engineer, who lives in the Irish republic and intends -- for ``security and publicity-avoidance reasons'' -- to keep his identity a secret, has spent 23 years perfecting the Jasker Power System."

    Ummm... Mr. Jasker... I think we let the cat out of the bag.

    1. Re:Oops. by Pussy+Is+Money · · Score: 0
      The makers of the Jasker -- a name derived from family abbreviations -- say it can be built to scale using off-the-shelf components and can power anything that requires a motor.
      Italics added by me. Whatever.
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    2. Re:Oops. by spectecjr · · Score: 1

      say it can be built to scale using off-the-shelf components

      If he keeps plutonium and tanks of tritium on the shelves in his house, I'd hate to see his kitchen cupboards.

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    3. Re:Oops. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that it really matters, but the article stated that the term "Jasker" was created using intials and whatnot, and is not the name of the inventor.

    4. Re:Oops. by Pussy+Is+Money · · Score: 0

      All the perishables are in the fridge I suppose.

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  16. Illegal by Renraku · · Score: 1

    You, sir, are under arrest for violating the laws of physics. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. You have the right to an attorney, but having an attorney won't help you if you're stupid.

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    1. Re:Illegal by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 2
      Old T-Shirt I had: 186,000,000 miles/second - It's not just a good idea. It's the law.

      PS - Sorry if I botched 'c'. It's been a long day.

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    2. Re:Illegal by Flamerule · · Score: 1
      c = 186,000 miles/s = 300,000 km/s ...

      tho with that story a couple of weeks ago on photons being slowed down and stopped in a crystal, maybe there's more to "the law" than there appears to be.

      Anyway, this story is definitely what it appears to be -- a scammer from Ireland who's just managed to get his crackpot scheme infinitely more attention than it deserves.

    3. Re:Illegal by Judebert · · Score: 1

      Well, with a long day, and time and space being linked... perhaps you've got the right speed for your subjective reality.

      I've got a cold, and my time-sense is distorted. You've definitely got the right speed for my reality.

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    4. Re:Illegal by Colin+Bayer · · Score: 1

      tho with that story a couple of weeks ago on photons being slowed down and stopped in a crystal, maybe there's more to "the law" than there appears to be.

      Remember, c is defined as the speed of light (in centimeters / sec., too) in a vacuum.

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  17. young irish einstein by ubugly2 · · Score: 0

    does this mean he split the Guinness atom?

  18. Hee hee hee... by gnovos · · Score: 5, Funny

    Next time you are handed one of those promotional AOL CDs with a "free 70 hours", here is your new retort:

    "So is that Free as in Beer, Free as in Speech, or Free as in Energy?"

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    1. Re:Hee hee hee... by grape+jelly · · Score: 1

      umm...it seems to me that Free as in Beer means Free as in Energy. Unless you mean to say Free as in it doesn't exist.... =-)

    2. Re:Hee hee hee... by 3.1415926535 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The AOL CD I got advertized 1000 free hours. It only lasted 2 seconds before it started smoking. It actually developed a nice pattern of rings on the data side that reflect the light in interesting ways - looks kind of like one of the xscreensavers.

    3. Re:Hee hee hee... by quintessent · · Score: 2

      Now if you could rig up a system to turn those AOL CDs into energy, then we might have a perpetual source of energy.

  19. What Scam?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Is it just me or am I the first one to even hear about this whole "hoax" right here?

    I consider myself somewhat of a news junkie and science articles usually interest me. I look forward to the Science section in the ny times. I read my daily local paper. I scan thru half a dozen different newspaper and news sites every hour every day. But nowhere did i see this free energy story until I see this article.

    Is Michael making much too big of an issue here? That really wouldn't be a first for him. A reuters story, and a cnn story hardly qualifies is a big scam. Please help me out here.

  20. It's all true! by wrinkledshirt · · Score: 1

    And to demonstrate how true it is, he's going to launch the Eiffel Tower to the moon! All he needs is someone to come up with several billion dollars to purchase the tower, to be given to his partne- um, that little man with the false-looking mustache and glasses over there...

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  21. P.S. by Synistyr · · Score: 1

    Let's not even get into that whole Cold Fusion fiasco!

    ;)

    1. Re:P.S. by decaying · · Score: 1

      <cfoutput type="excessive whitespace">

      </cfoutput>

      Everyone knows ColdFusion takes up all available resources...
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  22. Hmmm by sulli · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe that Mendocino guy could use this to power the town without all that nasty electromagnetic radiation?

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    1. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wouldn't work dude. Any electric current produces an electromagnetic field.

    2. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, but an imaginary electric current produces an imaginary electromagnetic field.

    3. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but an imaginary electromagnetic field can still produce an imaginary malady.

    4. Re:Hmmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for an imaginary dumbass like Mendocino guy

  23. Since E=mc^2... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What puts out more matter than it takes in? If you can increase the amount of matter in this equation, it stands to reason that energy will also increase.

    The secret is the Guiness. Even drinking a little results in a huge increase in piss volume.

    I do believe the man is onto something!

  24. great scott! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    think this thing can push 1.21 gigawatts?

  25. CNN too. by jfroot · · Score: 1

    Looks like CNN ran the story also.

    1. Re:CNN too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only did they run the story, but we got credit for debunking the hoax!! Check the bottom of the story for quotes referencing slashdot.org .

      So much for not running with the big boys.

  26. Ahh, my 5th grade science fair ... by lcorc79 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Boy does this story take me back ... when I was in 5th grade this concept was the basis for my science fair project. I was *convinced* that I could make it work somehow ... some of my prototypes were combination wind tunnels (powered fans) and windmills (turbins/fans generating power) with my hopes of somehow using the right combination of equipment to generate more power from the turbins than it required to operate the wind tunnel and tapping into the surplus. Boy was I a dumb naieve kid! I didn't know much back then ... but I knew I loved experimenting. I still remember being absolutely *crushed* and hating my science teacher when he tried to explain to me that it was impossible -- laws of conservation of energy and all that jazz. I just did not want to believe him.

    Ah well, to be young and inquisitive and stubborn :) I guess the folks at Reuters are about par on my mental development at 5th grade ... sheesh.

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    1. Re:Ahh, my 5th grade science fair ... by GRH · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe we all need to keep such open minds...

      For me, it was grade 4 when I came up with the brilliant idea of coupling a generator to a motor and using the power from the generator to run the motor, and draw off the "excess".

      However, in a true feat of stubborness, I actually built a small prototype. Well, needless to say, it didn't work. But it would spin for a while before stopping (clearly much longer than just coasting).

      Now that I'm all grown up and aware of such scientific limitations, I think I'll built a small, unlicensed, nuclear reactor..... :)

    2. Re:Ahh, my 5th grade science fair ... by TheAwfulTruth · · Score: 2

      At around 7 or 8 I had the same idea playing with a couple of permanent magnet motors. But I knew that to work you'd have to put a larger gear on the powered motor to get the generator motor to spin faster and make more power than the motor was using. I was thwarted by the fact that I couldn't find a bigger gear for one of the motors in the junk drwaer. BUT I KNEW IT WOULD HAVE WORKED! :)

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    3. Re:Ahh, my 5th grade science fair ... by vrmlknight · · Score: 1

      I had really bright light and a solar panel and some mirrors you figure out what I was trying...

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  27. Battle bots or Dr Who? by chabotc · · Score: 1

    I find my self lost, does this picture remind me more of a leftover from the old Dr. Who episodes, or does it remind me of a future battle-bots participant?

    1. Re:Battle bots or Dr Who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell yes! Its nearly a dalek.. perpetual motion source that'll generate power, take over planets and can't get up stairs.

  28. U.S. Patent office's solution. by enkidu · · Score: 5, Informative

    A long while back the U.S Patent office got so many of these "perpetual energy" machines that the office head put down the policy that the inventor had to submit a working prototype. The office would then set it going and if it was still running a year later, they would consider the patent application. This cut down on the number of applications considerably.

    A two hour test run is bullshit. Let's see it run for 2 years in an empty room, then we'll talk.

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    1. Re:U.S. Patent office's solution. by Samuel+Hughes · · Score: 1

      I could have sworn it was "ten years later," not one year.

    2. Re:U.S. Patent office's solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sounds like an urban legend

    3. Re:U.S. Patent office's solution. by HiThere · · Score: 2

      I don't know about the time delay, but they did insist on a working model.
      .

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    4. Re:U.S. Patent office's solution. by enkidu · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I can't remember the document/book/site where I read the 1 year thing so my memory could be fooling me, but I'm pretty sure that they started insisting on a working prototype.

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    5. Re:U.S. Patent office's solution. by Ada_Rules · · Score: 0, Troll

      Wow..Run for 2 years...By that standard one
      would have to assume that Windows NT is a hoax
      since I have never seen a windows box even approach that much uptime.

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    6. Re:U.S. Patent office's solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.uspto.gov/web/offices/pac/doc/general/

      Models, Exhibits, And Specimens

      Models or exhibits are not required in most patent applications since the description of the invention in the specification and the drawings must be sufficiently full, clear, and complete and capable of being understood to disclose the invention without the aid of a model.

      A working model, or other physical exhibit, may be required by the Office if deemed necessary. This is not done very often. A working model may be requested in the case of applications for patent for alleged perpetual motion devices.

    7. Re:U.S. Patent office's solution. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent as TROLL, please

    8. Re:U.S. Patent office's solution. by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      "would have to assume that Windows NT is a hoax "

      This has been known for a number of years.

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    9. Re:U.S. Patent office's solution. by mblase · · Score: 2

      But the article says that the parts wear down before then. Which begs the question: what's the point of generating free energy when I keep having to buy expensive matter to get it?

    10. Re:U.S. Patent office's solution. by iiii · · Score: 1
      By that standard I have a perpetual motion machine on my wrist. My swatch can and has run for more than two years without any intervention. Not a good standard.

      Although I agree that it is a good way to weed out lame hoaxes, so you can focus your analytical attention on the well thought out and designed hoaxes.

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    11. Re:U.S. Patent office's solution. by trixillion · · Score: 1

      Of course, you have to admit that the technology in the swatch watch merits patentability. So if the point is to show merit for a patent, perhaps the test is sufficient.

    12. Re:U.S. Patent office's solution. by HydroCarbon10 · · Score: 2

      You're *supposed* to couple this with your replicator. Just replicate new parts using your free energy. As an added bonus, you can replicate new free energy generators and use those to replicate new replicators which will replicate new free energy generators until you've got something akin to what hampsters do.

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  29. this article debunks itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Undaunted, the inventor says that once powered-up, his device can run indefinitely -- or at least until the parts wear out,"

    How else are the parts going to wear out than by removal of matter which uses energy. This energy comes from friction usually but in any case it means that the first law of thermodynamics is fully in effect.
    and c'mon.. an IRISHMAN? aren't there whole chapters of joke books dedicated to making fun of the irish? some singualrity of truth must exist.

  30. Not at no cost by El+Cabri · · Score: 1

    Anyhow, the "inventor" claims that his machine runs only until it wears out. So you need to to replace it. So it is not energy at no cost.

    1. Re:Not at no cost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a car that that goes until the fuel wears out...

      Do I get a prize?

    2. Re:Not at no cost by darien · · Score: 1

      It could be - I imagine before it wore out it would have generated enough energy to build a new one. The website says all the component parts are already in "practical and productive everyday use," so it only needs to make a small contribution to keeping the factories going.

      Unless of course one of the components is the sun, or something.

  31. Punishment by TeknoHog · · Score: 1
    You, sir, are under arrest for violating the laws of physics.

    s/jail/Faraday Cage/

    --
    Escher was the first MC and Giger invented the HR department.
  32. Getting it to work forever... by Cowculator · · Score: 1

    How do you determine if it's really a perpetual motion machine?

    Get one of these, sit back, and watch it operate!

  33. Global Warming, here we come by Lucky+Kevin · · Score: 1

    17 months of power?

    Great for California but think of the global warming when everyone starts to use it and can't give a damn about wasted energy.

    --
    Kevin
    "It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in" O. Nash
    1. Re:Global Warming, here we come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Global warming? If it is what he says it is (which would be amazing) it would not produce any waste other than electricity, which does not cause global warming. In fact any device like this would STOP global warming even if people wasted all the energy from it.

    2. Re:Global Warming, here we come by PhuCknuT · · Score: 1

      Yes but anything using that electricity produces heat. Make electricity free and its use will skyrocket, homes and businesses will pump out heat at rates that will make the greenhouse effect look like someone farted.

    3. Re:Global Warming, here we come by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really. Power usage will skyrocket, but CO2 emissions will drop to almost zero (at least if we switch all cars over to electrical drive then as well). Excess heat doesn't really matter then since without greenhouse gases to keep it in the atmosphere it will simply radiate out into space.

  34. science ignorance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This just points out the fact that most people, especially Americans (if we are talking about the western countries), are idiots when it comes to even basic science understanding...

    Trust me - ask people on the street what is closer, the moon or the stars? Is the sun a star? Is the solar system bigger than the galaxy?

    Lets not even mention more, perhaps, important issues, relating to genetics, encryption, carbon dating, etc...it really is very sad, IMHO.

    Having to hold someone's attention to make a point, while you explain the size of the Milky Way, for example, is like explaining the 'funny' behind a Polac joke to an isolated tribe along the Amazon - you just can't make a point or get people to understand if you have to provide a 20 minute background lecture.

    Of course media outlets will be therefore fooled.

  35. Batteries Not Included by Anenga · · Score: 0
    A multimeter reading of the batteries' voltage before the device started up showed a total of 48.9 volts. When it was switched off, a second reading showed 51.2 volts, indicating that, somehow, they had been reimbursed.
    Did it ever occur to them to check for batteries? Alot of the other information, too, is incorrect.
    In a demonstration for Reuters, a prototype -- roughly the size of a dish-washer -- was run for around 10 minutes using four 12-volt car batteries as an initial power source. Emitting a steady motorised hum, the machine powered three 100-watt light bulbs for the duration.
    Well, uh, three 100-WATT bulbs is 300 WATTS.. totalling to 0.3 Killowats?
    "The draw on the batteries was estimated at more than 4.5 kilowatts. With any existing technology the batteries would have been drained flat in one and a half minutes," the inventor said.
    A Car Battery is around 1.2 Killowatts each, roughly around 4.8 Killowatts of juice. Thus, a 4.5 Killowatt drain on them would leave them empty in around an hour, not a minute in a half. Shouldn't he know this, being an Electrical Engineer?
    1. Re:Batteries Not Included by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      Batteries under load will show a reduced voltage.

      Also, a warm battery will produce more voltage than a cold battery. Any car owner in winter will know this.

      So maybe he froze the battery, checked it, ran the test, and then (once the battery was warm) checked it again.

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    2. Re:Batteries Not Included by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The draw on the batteries was estimated at more than 4.5 kilowatts"

      >Well, uh, three 100-WATT bulbs is 300 WATTS.. totalling to 0.3 Killowats?

      Maybe the other 4.2 kilowatts was a battery warmer?

  36. wouldn't it be ironic by Jafa · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wouldn't it be ironic, the one time slashdot takes a high headed journalistic stand, it's for a some crazy story that some time from now turns out to be true.

    J

    1. Re:wouldn't it be ironic by Tattva · · Score: 3, Funny
      Wouldn't it be ironic, the one time slashdot takes a high headed journalistic stand, it's for a some crazy story that some time from now turns out to be true.

      Given that ironic roughly means perversely unexpected, this would not be ironic since it would be well in the trend of Slashdot getting basic stuff wrong.

      I'm glad michael was there to explain to us why he's smarter than Reuters though.

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      personal attacks hurt, especially when deserved
    2. Re:wouldn't it be ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm glad too Micheal is so smart. He must have a Ph.D in Physics, the way he explained how the bulbs would go 'poof', wow! That was incredible. Thanks Micheal, you're a genius ... second only to Einstein :)

    3. Re:wouldn't it be ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh, if the article was true, then slashdot is wrong.

    4. Re:wouldn't it be ironic by Fly · · Score: 2

      I am glad Michael was there to point out what anyone editing incoming Reuters "science" stories should have done. It's clear that their current screening system could use some improvement.

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      end of line
    5. Re:wouldn't it be ironic by redcliffe · · Score: 2

      Extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof. Sure, patent the device first, but then hand one to an independant university research team to verify your claims. I say "independant" because some would have preconcieved notions about it being impossible. They should test the hypothesis that it doesn't work. When readings show it does work, then they should find out why it worked. This is the only way to prove these claims.

      If they inventor won't allow this to be done we can assume it's a hoax.

  37. At least they went for skepticism by Logic+Bomb · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The CNN article that's linked to here is the one I read. While it seems silly they even bothered to run this story, they at least offered significant skepticism and the words of several expert-types who said it was probably a big load of crap. In other words, they don't need to correct themselves, because they never said "this is true".

    1. Re:At least they went for skepticism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      No Shit!! Leave it to michael to go off half-cocked on a 3000+ word binge without even reading the article.. ;-)

      .

    2. Re:At least they went for skepticism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, they did but the time would have been better spent actually doing a story about the real world. The pathetic thing is that there are people {a lot of them} who think that science is a political issue and this guy may have a real perpetual motion machine. Check out how many copies of the National Enquirer are sold. Reuters deserves to get nailed for it; they have much better things to be doing.

  38. Where's the energy? by forkspoon · · Score: 0

    Anyways, I was thinking about the machine they said they developed, and with tradiational mechanics there is no way to get more potential energy than exists in the highest potential state (1st law). So there must be some energy added to the system at some point or it wouldn't do anything. And unless he's invented frictionless gears too, then nonconserved heat energy will be generated by moving parts. So this guy has to make up for all that evergy lost. How?

    Thanks,

    Travis
    forkspoon@hotmail.com

  39. Shame Shame by flikx · · Score: 1

    In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics.

    I don't care what you do in yours.

    --
    One future, two choices. Oppose them or let them destroy us.
    1. Re:Shame Shame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least have the decency to give credit for your quote.

      -Homer Simpson "The PTA Disbands" (2F19)

    2. Re:Shame Shame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It wasn't a quote. It was loosly paraphrased.

    3. Re:Shame Shame by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was a quote, just one with something dumb tagged onto the end.

  40. Whoa! Down there Mike! by Your_Mom · · Score: 1
    You know, after reading the story, I just got the impression that Reuters is saying: "There is this guy in Ireland who says that he built a perpetual mtion machine, about 99% of the world scientists say that is impossible, he show it to us and it looked like it worked, if its real this could be big". They aren't saying that this is real, and most importantly (unlike some of us) they are not taking a viewpoint that this is rubbish without knowing how the device functions for a long time people thought the world was flat and they accepted it without question, you never know, the 2nd law of thermodynamics may be looked upon this way in 1e3 years.

    (Disclaimer: I still think this thing is a load of bullocks, but I still refuse to dismiss it without acknowledging that this person may or may have not done it. I'll believe it when he/she/it rips it apart and shows us how it works)

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    Objects in the blog are closer then they ap
    1. Re:Whoa! Down there Mike! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that the point is that anyone at Reuters with a basic physics education should have taken a look at this story and said:

      "If we even publish this, it will make us a laughingstock. Let's tell him we require some real testing and preferably a peer review by scientists who know what they're doing."

      Since that didn't happen, I have to assume that:
      1) Nobody at Reuters paid attention during science classes, or

      2) None of them understood any of it; or

      3) They need the sensationalism, in which case they should change their name to "The Reuters Enquirer"

      A

    2. Re:Whoa! Down there Mike! by ccmay · · Score: 1
      they are not taking a viewpoint that this is rubbish without knowing how the device functions


      I am. This is rubbish and I don't care how the device supposedly functions, it is NOT going to violate the 2nd Law. If it seems to, that is because it is a clever scam with some hidden source of electric or chemical power (like 4 12-volt car batteries for "startup" power only.)


      for a long time people thought the world was flat and they accepted it without question, you never know, the 2nd law of thermodynamics may be looked upon this way in 1e3 years.

      More rubbish. Interesting you should use the flat earth analogy, because this was used to good effect in an essay about science by Isaac Asimov. He noted the progression in cosmology from primitive times, when man imagined the earth was a flat disk, to a sphere, to an oblate spheroid, to today's concept of a slightly eccentric oblate spheroid.


      It is true that science shows that the concept of Earth as a perfect oblate spheroid is wrong, just as the flat earth model is wrong. But these are different degrees of wrongness. The flat disk is the first approximation, the sphere is the second, and the oblate spheroid is the third. Each is a special case of the next. While it is wrong to say the earth is a sphere, it is less wrong than saying it is flat.


      Similar phenomena are seen in Einstein's law of special relativity. While we know that Newtonian mechanics are, strictly speaking, "wrong," we use them to a high degree of approximation at non-relativistic speeds of ~0.1c or less. And as velocity approaches zero, Einstein's laws of motion approach Newton's.


      So, bottom line, if the Second Law of thermodynamics comes to be seen as an anachronism, it will still be true that the old equations are valid in the special case of ordinary pressures and temperatures and states of matter. The second law will be less wrong than the perpetual motion cranks in the very same sense that the spherical-Earth model is less wrong than the flat-earth cranks.


      This article should have never seen print. It's crap.


      -ccm

      --
      Too much Law; not enough Order.
  41. Free Energy not impossible by bakes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There have been a number of people working on 'free energy' for some time, and some have had a good degree of success. Check out http://www.nexusmagazine.com/freeenergy.html for a summary of some of them, and some links.

    And this 'three laws' thing? How many other laws of science have been revised, updated or completely discarded after new discoveries were made? How about the phlygisten theory? Earth is the center of the universe? The single shooter theory? Perhaps these laws of thermodynamics are only valid within a particular context, and the free energy comes from outside that context?

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    1. Re:Free Energy not impossible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unlike some of the theories you compare it to, the three laws of thermodynamics are carefully thought through, and are not based on superficial observations. You are correct that the three laws only apply in a certain context.

      _Apparently_ free energy is not a theorectical impossibility. That is the idea of "zero point energy", tapping into an energy source that is normally inert.

      In fact, one could argue that fission and fusion power are "apparently free". No problem with that. But note that nuclear power was understood theorectically before anything practical was done with it.

      Likewise, we should expect using zero point energy is a virtual impossibility until you understand the physics behind it. So unless this genius in Ireland can explain the precise nature quantum gravity and cosmological inflation I think we can safely assume his is a fraud.

    2. Re:Free Energy not impossible by joib · · Score: 2, Informative

      Puh-leeze... That page is, well, utter drivel. Basically a bunch of unsubstantiated claims and of course the usual rambling about conspiracy theories. Until these theories get published in primary journals I prefer not to waste my time on them as they most certainly are just the workings of some daydreaming crackpot. So why are primary journals (i.e. journals like "Physical Review" etc.) so important? Well, for one thing, they usually have very high standards regarding what gets published. And scientists actually read them, in contrast to the crackpot theories which abound on the net. As an example look at cold fusion.
      1. Pons & Fleichmann publish their article. I don't remember in which journal it was, but probably the main reason it got so much publicity was that it actually got published in a primary journal as it means that the manuscript passed the peer-review. Most wacko theories don't get this far, as no self-respecting journal will print the kind of drivel they consist of. The fact that P&F got published was probably the result of a rather huge mistake in the review process.
      2. Because the article would have been very important had it been true -> lots of publicity
      3. Noone was able to reproduce the experiments
      4. Closer investigation revealed that the experimental procedure used by P&F was seriously flawed.
      5. Claims refuted. End of story. The end result was certainly a rather big status drop for the journal which published the article.

    3. Re:Free Energy not impossible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Apparently drooling retards read /. too.

    4. Re:Free Energy not impossible by leiz · · Score: 3, Funny

      of course it's possible, just run a long power extention from your neighbor's house (=

    5. Re:Free Energy not impossible by bad-badtz-maru · · Score: 1

      =====
      Likewise, we should expect using zero point energy is a virtual impossibility until you understand the physics behind it. So unless this genius in Ireland can explain the precise nature quantum gravity and cosmological inflation I think we can safely assume his is a fraud.
      =====

      You can expect that but it theoretically is not a requirement. It is entirely possible that someone will stumble across the discovery and consistently be able to produce the desired result without having a scientific understanding of exactly what is going on. It's improbable but certainly not impossible enough to be entirely ruled out.

      maru

    6. Re:Free Energy not impossible by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 2
      Perhaps these laws of thermodynamics are only valid within a particular context, and the free energy comes from outside that context?

      The context in which conservation of energy is valid is a universe in which the laws of physics are symetrical with respect to time. (Conservation of momentum is a consequence of symetry under translation, and conservation of angular momentum comes from rotational symetry).

      Since there has never been even a hint that these symetries don't hold in our universe, anything that claims to violate conservation of energy (or momentum, or angular momentum) is extremely unlikely.

    7. Re:Free Energy not impossible by jwkane · · Score: 1

      Try crank.net instead of slashdot.

    8. Re:Free Energy not impossible by Captn+Pepe · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I hate to break it to you, but our universe isn't even symmetric under time translation, much less time reversal. It is expanding after all, and this means that you can tell how much time has passed since the big bang by measuring the ambient photon temperature (the CMB), and can tell what direction you are moving in by noting whether the universe is expanding or contracting.

      In fact, if the cosmological constant is real (probably) and is due to a non-zero vacuum energy (quite possibly), then energy is not conserved globally. But even if this isn't the case, you can get "free energy" out of an expanding universe with relative ease: just tie a string to two masses and wind it around an axle, place the masses many megaparsecs apart, and let the expansion of the universe pull them apart and consequentially spin the axle. Just make sure you can keep extending the string for all eternity, and you're set until the mass of the length of string becomes comparable to that of your masses on the ends. :-)

      Really, though -- our universe is symmetric under time translation to very high accuracy for the distances and timescales that engineers are interested in, so in that regime yes, energy is conserved.

      --

      Quantum mechanics: the dreams that stuff is made of.
    9. Re:Free Energy not impossible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're going to cite phlogiston, the least you could do is spell it correctly. The three laws of thermodynamics *are* only valid within a particular context: they're only valid in a universe where heat flows into cold. In other words, learn some physics, then talk to us.

    10. Re:Free Energy not impossible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps these laws of thermodynamics are only valid within a particular context

      Actually, there is an implicit assumption in the second law of thermodynamics that often gets overlooked.

      Entropy is always increasing (S>0) only holds true for an expanding universe, if the universe were to start contracting, then entropy would always be decreasing.

      However, I doubt the universe just started contracting, or is contracting over in Ireland :)

    11. Re:Free Energy not impossible by dabacon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      and some have had a good degree of success

      Actually I'd have to say that they've had absolutely no success. No one has yet demonstrate free energy. Now this, of course, is a personal evalutation. I've read the stuff on free energy, and thought about their "demonstrations" and it is clear to me that there are huge problems with a lot of the supposed demonstrations.

      Of course, just because I have this personal evaluation, and a lot of other scientists would probably agree with me, doesn't mean I'm correct. Perhaps you have missed this, but there aren't many people who hold absolutes sacred in science. Scientists are more than aware (except those pesky members of the church of grand unification) that their laws are not absolutes and may not be fully correct. However, if they had to take a bet, at any given moment that a phenonmenon which they think they understand particularly well will behave according to the laws they know, they'd be rich off the wagers.

      Furthermore, to press the issue further, I'd just like to point out that the "three laws" are actually not laws as in postulates but more like derived concepts. This is because thermodynamics is best viewed as coming from stastical mechanics which has its microscopic basis in quantum mechanics. In fact, things like the infamous second law are notoriously hard to think about for nonequilibrium and microscopic systems where thermodynamics is a poor approximation. So if you are going to attack something, you'd probably better go after quantum mechanics (more specifically quantum field theory) or the physical theories that lie on top of this quantum edifice.

      dabacon

    12. Re:Free Energy not impossible by Grahf · · Score: 1

      Then again, generating free NRG is a complete non sequitir (To me, at least; why would non-existent NRG come flowing into a closed system, in this case the universe. Now, if one were to say that what we perceive as the universe was not the entirety of the universe and we live in a non-closed system, it would make a hell of a lot more sense.) . . . unless you believe in magic.
      Although, actually, most Wiccans/General Pagans/Vegas Magicians think that magic has some source of NRG in nature, mystical or whatnot.

    13. Re:Free Energy not impossible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if free energy was somehow possible, this story in particular sounds like a hoax. The inventor says he has created a device that "recaptures the energy it uses" (I read something like that). If he is using it to power lightbulbs, unless he is somehow trapping the heat and light from the bulbs, how is he going to "recapture" the energy? It sounds like he was just using a gas generator.

    14. Re:Free Energy not impossible by orKiD · · Score: 0

      and we are dealing with a dish washer, which, to me (relativistically, of course) looks to be around 1m x 1m x 1m

    15. Re:Free Energy not impossible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apart from the obvious fun of that page, what it actually says is "The common feature connecting all of these discoveries is that they use a small amount of one form of energy to control or release a large amount of a different kind of energy."

      That's entirely possible, but not necessarily free energy. I can wire up a pulley, a heavy weight and a piano, and lift the piano up 5 storeys just by a slight push on the weight (to overbalance it off the top of the building it's resting on). Nuclear power would be another example. But of course the energy is still coming from some stored non-renewed source. And the site ruins it by then going on about conspiracy theories and supposed actual free energy machines.

    16. Re:Free Energy not impossible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read it? They run it!

    17. Re:Free Energy not impossible by signifying+nothing · · Score: 1

      you can get "free energy" out of an expanding universe with relative ease: just tie a string to two masses and wind it around an axle, place the masses many megaparsecs apart, and let the expansion of the universe pull them apart and consequentially spin the axle.

      Nah, this won't work, because the string and axle will expand too - you just get the same stationary system, but a bit bigger.

    18. Re:Free Energy not impossible by Captn+Pepe · · Score: 1

      Nah, this won't work, because the string and axle will expand too - you just get the same stationary system, but a bit bigger.

      Warning: really long ramble coming up. It's late, and I'm putting off more important stuff that I don't feel like doing. :-)

      The string and axle can't expand, because they are made of matter, which is bound at small scales by (electromagnetic) forces that are far stronger than the repulsive force of de Sitter expansion. The string, as it happens, starts out minutely longer than it would be in a non-expanding universe since the molecular binding forces are at equilibrium with the small expansion force acting between adjacent molecules. For this kind of thing, think of matter as a bunch of masses connected by springs with some non-zero equilibrium length. Cosmic expansion acts to very gently push the two ends of the spring apart, but the spring doesn't expand forever -- only until the restoring force balances the expansion force.

      Of course, the effect actually at work is changing the metric, which doesn't actually "push" on anything. Instead, it is changing how distance is measured, making the distance between two unrelated points scale up with time. This effect doesn't care about masses small enough to be gravitationally uninteresting, so we see distant galaxies zooming away from us -- they are too far away to gravitationally couple to us.

      Similarly, the two masses in my "free energy" machine must be small enough not to gravitationally couple, but they must have inertia for us to work against. Placed far apart, in a given unit of time the distance between the masses will get some small fraction larger, which in the reference frame of an observer in the middle (or of one of the masses, for that matter) looks like each one has acquired a kinetic energy. We can use a string or something similar -- anything that doesn't expand -- to reduce the apparent kinetic energy, which we then get to use if we do it right, just like lowering a weight into an infinitely deep well and driving something off of the resulting torque.

      Cool related fact: gravitationally bound systems don't expand either. Hence galaxies and solar systems don't eventually disperse due to the cosmic expansion. In fact, in a de Sitter space (most usually, empty space with a central point mass) space contracts, even if space outside is expanding. Look at the solar system: two unrelated points get closer together with time, and eventually end up in the center, i.e. fall into the sun. Give a mass some angular momentum, though, at it eventually stops falling inward, since we're keeping rotational symmetry. Exercise: what kind of momenta would you need to give my masses so that they forever stop moving apart?

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      Quantum mechanics: the dreams that stuff is made of.
  42. Wears out... by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 2
    Undaunted, the inventor says that once powered-up, his device can run indefinitely -- or at least until the parts wear out

    Isn't that what a (non rechargable) battery does?

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    "Prepare for the worst - hope for the best."

    1. Re:Wears out... by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Undaunted, the inventor says that once powered-up, his device can run indefinitely -- or at least until the parts wear out

      "Isn't that what a (non rechargable) battery does?"

      No, a non-rechargeable battery will run until the chemical reactions inside the battery stop and the battery stops producing current. This is nearly always before any part of the device being powered wears out.
      Well, unless you believe those lying lithium battery advertisements. :)
      .
      .
      .

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    2. Re:Wears out... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      No, batteries run out of certain chemicals. But in a technical sense, that's what a windup clock does, it works until the spring 'wears out' and becomes unusable.

      Of course, you can 'refurbish' the spring by winding the stem. ;)

      --
      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
    3. Re:Wears out... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends if you count the source chemicals as 'parts' then...

  43. Slashdot correct itself? In what universe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot is occasionally criticized for getting a story wrong, even though we diligently correct ourselves when necessary.

    Give me a break. You almost never correct yourself when posting bullshit.

  44. It's easy to do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..Just connect an electric motor to a generator and connect the circuit between them. It should run shoudn't it?

  45. power cut? by NightHwk1 · · Score: 1

    "The machine went on to run for around two hours while photographs were taken, with no diminution in the brightness of the light bulbs, which remained lit during a short power cut."

    Is it just me or does that imply that this "power generator" was plugged into an electrical supply?

    1. Re:power cut? by duren686 · · Score: 1

      Yah, don't UPS's do that?

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    2. Re:power cut? by cicadia · · Score: 1

      I think that the implication is supposed to be that, while you may have thought 'it must be fed from the house power,' the fact that the lights stayed on during an outage means that it was not running on the house's electricity.

      Of course, as the poster above me mentions, a UPS would provide the same effect as a perpetual motion machine in this situation.

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  46. Machine doesn't take energy? by Galahad2 · · Score: 1

    "Three 100 Watt light bulbs created a drain of 4500 Watts, according to the nameless inventor."

    You are assuming that the machine itself would take zero watts to run. The 4500 watt drain was on the battery, which, because it had to be there in the first place, proves that the machine requires energy.

    They also were very careful to say that it isn't perpetual motion. Returners isn't exactly a scientific journal: they didn't even attempt to explain how the machine actually worked. So you can quote the laws of thermodynamics all you want, but it means nothing.

    There is no doubt that this story is fake, but is there any actual confermation of that, other than your overzelous commentary?

    -Galahad

    1. Re:Machine doesn't take energy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go look here:
      http://www.itasoftware.com/careers/programmers.p hp

      I guarantee you will gain something. If anything, at least you'll learn that the Irish (as with most of the world) use 240 volt devices (becoz their electricity is generated at 240 volts).

      Oh wait a minute, you already gained that. It's surprising how you slashdotters, who claim to be the smartest people in the world don't even know such a basic thing as to the fact that only the US and Japan (and a few other American countries I think) use 120 volts.

    2. Re:Machine doesn't take energy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sorry 'bout that...

      I was looking at that website 'coz it was advertised

      http://www.jasker.com/article3.htm

  47. Re:No surprise, it's Reuters by El+Cabri · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    No, don't mod this down, actually that's pretty true, the British media are pretty much specialists of sensationalist, distorted reports, when not plain lies. It seems to be a kind of tradition with them. Look at the tabloid press.

  48. Complete Text of story, in case of slashdoting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Reuters

    Inventor says cracks world's energy needs

    22 January, 2002 02:26 GMT

    By Kevin Smith

    DUBLIN (Reuters) - It has been a pipe-dream of inventors since Leonardo da Vinci, but has the secret of free energy now been found in Ireland?

    A cold stone outhouse on a windswept Irish hillside may seem an unlikely setting for the birthplace of such an epoch-making discovery, but it is here that an Irish inventor says he has developed a machine that will do no less than change the world.

    The 58-year-old electrical engineer, who lives in the Irish republic and intends -- for "security and publicity-avoidance reasons" -- to keep his identity a secret, has spent 23 years perfecting the Jasker Power System.

    It is an electro-mechanical device he says is capable of nothing less than replenishing its own energy source.

    The Irishman is not alone in making such assertions. The Internet is awash with speculation about free or "zero point" energy, with many claiming to have cracked the problem using magnets, coils, and even crystals.

    "These claims come along every 10 years or so and nothing ever comes of them. They're all cases of 'voodoo science'," said Robert Park, professor of physics at the University of Maryland in the United States.

    The makers of the Jasker -- a name derived from family abbreviations -- say it can be built to scale using off-the-shelf components and can power anything that requires a motor.

    "The Jasker produces emission-free energy at no cost apart from the installation. It is quite possibly the most significant invention since the wheel," Tom Hedrick, the only person involved with the machine willing to give his name, told Reuters.

    Hedrick, chief executive of a company set up with a view to licensing the device in the United States, said the technology shattered preconceived laws of science.

    "It's a giant leap forward. The uses of this are almost beyond imagination."

    RED HOT WITH CONTROVERSY

    Not surprisingly, this topic is red hot with controversy -- sharply dividing a world scientific community still on its guard after the "Cold Fusion" fiasco of 1989 when a group of Utah researchers scandalised the scientific world with claims -- quickly found to be unsupported -- that the long-sought answer to the problem of Cold Fusion had been discovered.

    Experts contacted by Reuters were wary, citing the first law of thermodynamics which, in layman's terms, states that you can't get more energy out than you put in.

    "I don't believe this. It goes against fundamentals which have not yet been disproved," said William Beattie, senior lecturer in electrical engineering at Queen's University in Belfast, Northern Ireland.

    "These people (Jasker) are either Nobel prize-winners or they don't know what they're dealing with. The energy has to come from somewhere."

    Undaunted, the inventor says that once powered-up, his device can run indefinitely -- or at least until the parts wear out, adding that he has supplied all his own domestic power needs free for 17 months.

    But he is keen to head off the notion that he has tapped into the age-old myth of perpetual motion.

    "Perpetual motion is impossible. This is a self-sustaining unit which at the same time provides surplus electrical energy."

    THE SIZE OF A DISHWASHER

    In a demonstration for Reuters, a prototype -- roughly the size of a dish-washer -- was run for around 10 minutes using four 12-volt car batteries as an initial power source.

    Emitting a steady motorised hum, the machine powered three 100-watt light bulbs for the duration.

    A multimeter reading of the batteries' voltage before the device started up showed a total of 48.9 volts. When it was switched off, a second reading showed 51.2 volts, indicating that, somehow, they had been reimbursed.

    The machine went on to run for around two hours while photographs were taken, with no diminution in the brightness of the light bulbs, which remained lit during a short power cut.

    "The draw on the batteries was estimated at more than 4.5 kilowatts. With any existing technology the batteries would have been drained flat in one and a half minutes," the inventor said.

    Modern theories of zero point energy have their roots in quantum physics and encompass the fraught areas of "anti-gravity machines" and "advanced propulsion" research.

    Contributors to the debate range from serious exponents of quantum science to those who insist free energy secrets have been imparted to them by aliens. Still others seem convinced the U.S. government is conspiring to suppress such discoveries.

    Nick Cook, aerospace consultant to Jane's Defence Weekly and author of "The Hunt for Zero Point" is not as quick as some to dismiss the possibilities.

    "Zero point energy has been proven to exist, the question is whether it can be tapped to provide usable energy. And to that end, I think it's possible, yes. There are a lot of eminent scientists now involved in this field and they wouldn't be if there wasn't anything to it," he told Reuters.

    "In my experience opinion in this field is extremely polarised...people either go with this area of investigation in their minds or they don't, and if they don't they tend to pooh-pooh it vehemently. It's very difficult to get an objective assessment," he said.

    "Basically, no one wants to be the first to stick his head above the parapet."

    IRELAND'S BIGGEST INVENTION SINCE GUINNESS?

    Impervious to scepticism, Jasker's makers see the first practical application of their technology as a stand-alone generator for home use, although the automotive industry could also be a near-term target given the huge investment in developing substitutes for petrol-fuelled engines.

    With world oil reserves running down, there is mounting urgency in the quest for alternatives.

    If the Jasker men really are onto something, it could be the most important Irish invention since Guinness.

  49. bootstraping by graveyhead · · Score: 2

    I have invented this awesome technology. I call it "battery bootsrapping". Just take any ordinary battery operated electrical device and start it up with the batteries in place. While the apparatus is running, remove the batteries. Voila! YMMV, but my palm operated for exactly 0.00013 seconds before dying... zero point energy!

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  50. Jasker by WndrBr3d · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You know, am I the only person here who swears up and down I've seen Jasker on BattleBots ?!

  51. Claims versus facts by smallpaul · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And I have a second task as well. Slashdot is occasionally criticized for getting a story wrong, even though we diligently correct ourselves when necessary. My theory is that the difference between Slashdot and other media is that they never correct themselves, no matter how inaccurate, so readers are left with a false picture of accuracy.

    All of the reports said "So and so CLAIMED to have done X and Y." Reporting a claim is not the same as getting a story wrong. I'm not saying that they SHOULD have published it but I don't see why they should publish a retraction...

    1. Re:Claims versus facts by gnovos · · Score: 1

      All of the reports said "So and so CLAIMED to have done X and Y." Reporting a claim is not the same as getting a story wrong. I'm not saying that they SHOULD have published it but I don't see why they should publish a retraction...

      I claim to be the inventor of Pizza and the color aqua! Now where the hell are my reporters?

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    2. Re:Claims versus facts by VRisaMetaphor · · Score: 1

      Leave him alone. It's his last good T-shirt and he doesn't want to let it go.

    3. Re:Claims versus facts by MathJMendl · · Score: 3, Insightful
      All of the reports said "So and so CLAIMED to have done X and Y." Reporting a claim is not the same as getting a story wrong. I'm not saying that they SHOULD have published it but I don't see why they should publish a retraction...
      So what? By publishing something like this it gives it credibility. It's like someone makes a new PI=3 proof and gets newspaper coverage. Or, like someone claims that they "solved" the pigeonhole principle or that the moon landing was a hoax. They should not give space to these absurd claims in the first place, they should simply ignore them. Unfortunately, the truth doesn't make for good, sensationalist news.
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    4. Re:Claims versus facts by Snocone · · Score: 2

      It's like someone makes a new PI=3 proof and gets newspaper coverage.

      What, isn't the word of the Bible good enough for you?

      "He made the Sea of cast metal, circular in shape, measuring ten cubits from rim to rim and five cubits high. It took a line of thirty cubits to measure around it."
      -- 2 Chronicles 4:2, claiming the value of pi is 3.

    5. Re:Claims versus facts by ArticulateArne · · Score: 1

      It's called Significant Figures. They only listed the numbers down to one SF. So, according to that, pi could be anywhere from >=2.5 to &lt3.5. Which, in fact, it is.

      Besides, Chronicles is a theology book, not a math book. The point is that it's big, not that Solomon knew how to do geometry (which he probably did, anyway).

    6. Re:Claims versus facts by MathJMendl · · Score: 2, Informative
      What, isn't the word of the Bible good enough for you?


      Actually, no it isn't, I'm Jewish. Don't be such a bigot.
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    7. Re:Claims versus facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i like your website it redirects to a place with a bunch of freaking ads

    8. Re:Claims versus facts by An+Onerous+Coward · · Score: 1

      +3, insightful? I'd heard rumors that the moderators were smoking crack, but now I have proof.

      First point: Everyone and their dog knows that PI does not equal 3. I've argued with many kneejerk biblical fundamentalists, and not one of them was willing to claim that 3 is a more accurate figure for PI than ~3.1415.

      Second point: Chronicles is part of the Jewish canon.

      Third point: Someone needs to get their irony detector checked.

      Fourth point: That person would probably be me.

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    9. Re:Claims versus facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not everyone is a religious fanatic

    10. Re:Claims versus facts by sheath · · Score: 1

      2 Chronicles, 4:2, in the Torah, says: Also he made the molten sea of ten cubits from brim to brim, round in compass, and the height thereof was five cubits; and a line of thirty cubits did compass it round about.

      I'd quote the Hebrew here, but I can't be sure I'm copying the right verse out of Divrei Yamim B (Chronicles 2), since I don't read Hebrew.

      Plus, I think the original comment was meant tongue-in-cheek.

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    11. Re:Claims versus facts by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • By publishing something like this it gives it credibility

      Oh purrrlease. Credibility only among those (like Michael) too ignorant to spot that it's a tongue in cheek rollerblading-dog piece. Admittedly, if this is a commercial scam, morons are the target market, so that might help with sales.

      If, on the other hand, it's just a story about a crackpot publicity seeker, then the only sin is in publicising it in any shape, manner or form. Slashdot is as guilty as Reuters. But I don't think it's a sin, I think it's a bit of harmless fun, which is how Reuters has presented it, and how Michael would have read it if he wasn't so hot to trot out his badly remembered high school physics. (If this is a zero-point device, then it does indeed violate first and not second law)

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    12. Re:Claims versus facts by MathJMendl · · Score: 2
      Plus, I think the original comment was meant tongue-in-cheek.
      Maybe, but it still bothers me when people assume that everyone is the same religion as them. It isn't very tolerant of people with different beliefs. Anyways, I'm no expert on the Torah, but he was referring to the Christian Bible, which I do not believe, but thanks for correcting the mistake. Also, on a different note, what if I were Muslim or Buddhist, as surely some of the readers here are? I don't like when people accept notions blindly on faith, I prefer logic and reason.
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  52. www.freelectric.com by Beowulf_Boy · · Score: 1

    This guy also has an add in Popular scince
    Is it for real?
    Supposedly it uses Rare earth magnets to make a generator that powers your house.

    1. Re:www.freelectric.com by anotherone · · Score: 1
      That's a different crackpot. That one is a scam, for sure- that guy isn't selling the generator, he's selling stock in the generator. Once he gets some innane amout of money (which, of course, can't be checked) he's gonna start shipping these things. And hey, if you're skeptical about it, you can order a video for only $15.

      Different guy, though.

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  53. Insightful quote from Yahoo article by bahtama · · Score: 1
    `These people (Jasker) are either Nobel prize-winners or they don't know what they're dealing with.'

    Isn't that always the case? It's a fine line between genius and lunatic. :)

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  54. One question for Micheal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If this story is indeed true, will you agree to eat your mouse and keyboard? I mean, for all I know, you're no greater authority than Reuters (And falling onto the fallacy of Authority? Who should I believe over who? -- also assume I know no science, execpt, the bulb glows, when I turn on the switch)

  55. Junk Science debunked by Junk Science! by jgore26785 · · Score: 1

    The story gets better when you read it several times. Three 100 Watt light bulbs created a drain of 4500 Watts, according to the nameless inventor. That would be an impressive feat all by itself, except that it's total nonsense.

    Oh sheesh, the article has been debunked by someone who insists that 100W bulbs always and only disperse 100W of power!

    Nice. Do all your 6A fuses always pass 6A of current as well? Now that would be a feat that would equal the subject of this article.

    A bulb's wattage rating simply tells you how much power is consumed with a 120V 60 Hz AC Source. Change the input, increase the voltage, make it DC, your power dispersion will go up or down accordingly.

    Still think it's total nonsense?
    1. Re:Junk Science debunked by Junk Science! by michael · · Score: 2

      The key is that they are light bulbs. Other resistors might have a lot of variability possible in how much power they consume. Here's what happens when you try to put a lot of current through a light bulb:

      *pop*

      <darkness>

      If you can come up with a way to use three hundred-watt bulbs to absorb 4500 watts, I'd like to see it...

    2. Re:Junk Science debunked by Junk Science! by jgore26785 · · Score: 1

      The key is that they are light bulbs. Other resistors might have a lot of variability possible in how much power they consume. Here's what happens when you try to put a lot of current through a light bulb:

      *pop*

      That darkness doesn't sound very nice.. let me enlighten you.

      We are not talking fuses here. Bulbs don't simply pop as soon as you exceed their wattage ratings. Instead, their efficency decreases in that they don't disperse as much total power over time as their ratings indicate.

      For example, stick 200W through a 100W bulb, and you may only get 1000 kW-Hrs as opposed to 2000 kW-Hrs. 400W may only get you 400 kW-Hours.

      Got it yet?
    3. Re:Junk Science debunked by Junk Science! by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of the time I wanted to have a light on when the TV was on. I got the bright (well bright for a 12 year old) idea to put a light in series with the TV.

      Turned on the TV. It sort of came on, but the light bulb, whew...

      You could SEE it smoldering inside. Hit the off switch really quickly.

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    4. Re:Junk Science debunked by Junk Science! by limejuice · · Score: 1
      For example, stick 200W through a 100W bulb, and you may only get 1000 kW-Hrs as opposed to 2000 kW-Hrs. 400W may only get you 400 kW-Hours.

      How exactly does one "stick 200W" through a light bulb? Do you hook up a "Watt machine" of sorts? No. A Watt is a unit of measurement, which measures capacity. Just like one cannot create inches or gallons, one cannot create watts. Watts simply happen as a result of using energy. A 100W lamp will only draw 100 watts, unless you change the voltage. If one were to hook up nothing but a regular old 120v/60hz 60 watt bulb to a generator that was cranking out 120 volts @ 60 hz with a capacity of 6,000,000 watts, that bulb is only going to use 60 watts.

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    5. Re:Junk Science debunked by Junk Science! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a very easy way to make 3 100w light bulbs consume 4500w. it's called a resistor. i could hook up a 4200w heater in the cabinet of the thing and consume 4.5kw and have it only appears to be 3 bulbs burning.

      I believe most of the people here are thinking about this 4.5kw thing wrong. To measure power consumption, they just checked the current going out of the batteries.
      VI=P
      The excess energy not used by the light bulbs could easily be consumed by the machine. Perhaps the machine runs in a cyclic nature, where it draws alot of current(the 4.5kw) from the batteries, then sends more back in during the oppisite side of the cycle.

      Trying to say that this elevated power consumption disproves the machine is undereducated people trying to enforce the beliefs that have been beat into them since highschool physics.

      This is most likely a hoax, but we can't be sure until someone with some credentials goes and tests the thing.

    6. Re:Junk Science debunked by Junk Science! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually a light bulb produce the same amount of heating/lighting effect at 120V DC or 120V AC. That's the reason for using RMS as a means of measuring AC voltage. Early instruments use this as a way of converting an arbitrary waveform to its RMS values.

    7. Re:Junk Science debunked by Junk Science! by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 1

      I was wondering about that myself. I'm no electrical engineer, but I have had training in electrical circuits, AC and DC.

      Watts are simply the amount of power when you multiply the Voltage by the Amperage. So a 60 Watt light bulb, when in a 120 Volt socket, will have only a 0.5 Amp current running thru it. Or that is what is sounds like it should be. What would happen with a lightbulb if you had it in a 120 Volt socket, and pushed 1.0 Amps at it? (Don't ask me how, I'm just supposing here.)

      Maybe using the correct ratio of Volts to Amps would let you have a 100Watt bulb using 1500 Watts of power. Like a 1500 Volt potential, at 1 Amp, or vice versa. But I think it would burn out, if not immediately, then within a few minutes.

    8. Re:Junk Science debunked by Junk Science! by TheBigDinK · · Score: 1

      True, but he also mentioned increasing the voltage.

    9. Re:Junk Science debunked by Junk Science! by PureRain · · Score: 1

      You can't 'push' current through a resistive/inductive device, it will _draw_ it, how much determined by it's resistance/inductance and nature of the voltage applied.

    10. Re:Junk Science debunked by Junk Science! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Use a neon tube bulb. Not a filament bulb. (Not that I seriously think this is what the guy did.)

      My objection: the device does not violate the second law of thermodynamics.

      Since the inventor claims it violates conservation of energy (the first law), that means the second law is irrelevant here.

    11. Re:Junk Science debunked by Junk Science! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have seen laboratory power supplies with a "current" control dial. Of course what it actually does is to change the voltage so as to push the requested amount of current. If you ask it to do something impossible, it makes a "clunk" sound and shuts down (rather than exploding or anything fun like that).

  56. Here's how it works--- by Muerte23 · · Score: 5, Funny
    First, you connect the three car batteries (12V each) to the machine for an "initial power source". Those of you who have read "Stone Soup" might know where I'm going with this.

    Then you power three 100W light bulbs for an hour. That's only 0.3kWh, or probably close to $0.05 worth of electricity.

    Upon demonstration to the reporters, the three batteries on the outside are left with an "increased charge". The machine put out more than it took in *.

    The secret: Four car batteries are in the box. It's self repleneshing! Demonstrate this to enough reporters, using nwe external batteries each time, and it will run forever!!!

    Sigh.

    *Editor's Note: If only more women were like that.

  57. Why is 4500 Watts so wrong? by Hobbex · · Score: 1

    I haven't read physics since highschool, but IIRC Watts measures power which is energy / time. So 300 Watts running for 2 hours 10 minutes would draw:

    300 W * (130 * 60 s) = 2,340,000 Joules

    to gain that many Joules in 10 minutes would take

    2,340,000 J / 600 s = 3,900 Watts

    which isn't quite 4,500, but not far enough off to make the numbers ridiculous.
    Any physics majors willing to correct me?

    1. Re:Why is 4500 Watts so wrong? by Carlos+Laviola · · Score: 0

      I don't know if your calculations are wrong, but michael is completely ridiculous trying to discredit the Jasker guys while lacking any Physics knowledge at all. He probably doesn't know about watt seconds or watt hours -- heck, what's 10 kWh again? 10 kW per hour? Gee, you mean that stuff increases with time?

      As it is, it seems like michael already believed in free energy in the first place!

    2. Re:Why is 4500 Watts so wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you comparing power draw over 2 hours to power draw over 10 minutes? Is this part of some obfuscation technique?

      The guy runs a load, and then quotes how much power 13 times that load would require?

      And why couldn't they disconnect the batteries after start-up? They mention disconnecting them for a short amount of time and mentioned that the bulbs stayed lit. Gee could a flywheel or another smaller battery do that?

    3. Re:Why is 4500 Watts so wrong? by Carlos+Laviola · · Score: 1
      Why are you comparing power draw over 2 hours to power draw over 10 minutes? Is this part of some obfuscation technique?

      No, it's part of the article:


      The machine went on to run for around two hours while photographs were taken, with no diminution in the brightness of the light bulbs, which remained lit during a short power cut.
    4. Re:Why is 4500 Watts so wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > 2,340,000 J / 600 s = 3,900 Watts

      here you have perfectly calculated that a consumption of 3900 W in 10 minutes is equivalent to 300 W in 130 minutes, which is pleasant to know but doean't buy you anything with respect to the subject.

  58. Pipe dream by cperciva · · Score: 2

    It has been a pipe-dream of inventors since Leonardo da Vinci...

    ... and, apparently, it still is.

  59. great! by amarodeeps · · Score: 4, Funny

    that means I'll never have to stop to charge my Segway Human Transporter!!

    1. Re:great! by boky · · Score: 1

      I guess, if you can live with the fact that your Segway will also carry a dishwasher :)

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    2. Re:great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We'll have to pack it into a much bigger package then. Maybe stick 4 wheels on it and contain the person in some kind of shell. Oooh, we can even add a heater for winter and air conditioning for the summer time to keep the temperature just right. Add an internal combustion engine to get the initial juice to power the device and voila. Segway Car.

  60. I knew it! by niftyeric · · Score: 1

    I knew this had to be fake. The energy has to come from somewhere, doesn't it? :P

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  61. Read and comprehend the article! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Reuters never said that they believed the inventor. They only reported what the inventor's claims were.
    They never said it couldn't turn out to be a hoax and even reported that other claims later proved to be hoaxes.

    `These claims come along every 10 years or so and nothing ever comes of them. They're all cases of 'voodoo science','' said Robert Park, professor of physics at the University of Maryland.


    They reported both views of the claim. Give em a break.

    1. Re:Read and comprehend the article! by topham · · Score: 2

      There is no news. Thats the problem with this story.
      The reported stated claims made by an individual as NEWS. it isn't. It is claims by an individual, who probably is getting free beer from all his buddies because he scammed the press.

    2. Re:Read and comprehend the article! by spitzak · · Score: 2

      Ok, I want to report that I have been abducted by aliens and taken to the far side of the moon. Why isn't Reuters reporting it? They don't have to believe it to report it, right?

  62. Erm, sorry to have to say this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Quite frankly, in my experience at least half of the Slashdot stories about physics are incorrect, whether due to hoaxes, a submitter who didn't understand what he was talking about, or an editor who just had to stick in that sentence of his own to prove how smart he was.

    When it comes to science news, I don't trust Reuters to get it right, but I do trust them a hell of a lot more than Slashdot. So stop crowing so loudly over someone else's embarrassment.

    1. Re:Erm, sorry to have to say this... by mgblst · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but personally im only going to trust a news service pronounced "rooters" to accurately deliver porn articles.

    2. Re:Erm, sorry to have to say this... by Monkeyman334 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I remember them posting an april fools joke once, when it wasn't april fools. Actually, I think they posted that one twice.

  63. Corrections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Slashdot is occasionally criticized for getting a story wrong, even though we diligently correct ourselves when necessary.

    So are we ever going to see a retraction of "Yahoo News Posts Advertisements as News", which was widely debunked by commenters? Or how about "Message from Kabul", where Jon Katz claimed to know a boy in Afghanistan who was downloading movies off the Internet using a Commodore 64?

    1. Re:Corrections by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      for sure. remember the many users saying how unbelievable the "message from kabul" was? Downloading movies on the Commodore seem pretty inredible to me. that qualifies as an extraordinary claim. Shouldn't Michael demand extraordinary proof from katz first? The yahoo one was even more incredble, taco updates to say it was longer there, and never provides proof or clarification to what he even saw. That one read like CmdrTaco sighting a ufo.

      Those two are just 2 of the worst ones i have seen in recent months. There are lots and lots more. How about michael's "Another gaping ms exploit goes unpatched"? shall we go on?

  64. Even I... by xx01dk · · Score: 1

    ...can think of a half dozen ways to power a hundred watt bulb for ten minutes just off the top of my head (ding!)... Wait a second...

    Anyhow, why not? I don't think the Second Law ever mentioned anything about a machine from Robot Wars... :)

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    1. Re:Even I... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course /. was never anywhere near being scammed or taken in by this one also. Any sleep lost wondering whether or not to even post this "news"? Dang, I heard about this yesterday during Paul Harvey's noon-time news. What took so long to pick this one up?

      o-|-

  65. Hey, I just bought a bridge in NY from this guy... by UsonianAutomatic · · Score: 1

    Fake news as promotion, or even just for the heck of it (as seems to be the case here) is great when it's done well, but you usually don't need to read more than a paragraph or two to get the joke.

    It's discouraging that something like this got by an organization like Reuters. :/

  66. A little credit to Reuters by blamanj · · Score: 5, Informative

    I wouldn't say that Reuters was completely scammed. They did, after all, put this page not in the Science,or Tech categories, but in the "Lifestyle" category, note that the link directly after the title is to "Ann Landers."

    Their view of the thing seems to be along the lines of "Hey, some guy claims he saw the Loch Ness Monster and he's building a submarine to search the lake."

    1. Re:A little credit to Reuters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Off topic, but has anyone ever gone into Loch Ness with a submarine? Seems like that'd clear a few things up.

    2. Re:A little credit to Reuters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably the Loch Ness Chamber of Commerce throws anyone out of their town who utter the words "scientific method".

    3. Re:A little credit to Reuters by sysadmn · · Score: 1

      Indeed. The "GE Corporate Network" published this under the title, "'Free energy' or 'voodoo science'?" It doesn't mean they've been scammed - at best you could say they shouldn't have published at all, as with a "Man Claims Sky is not Blue" story.

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  67. But the voltage *increased*!... by coyote-san · · Score: 5, Interesting

    *snicker* According to the CNN report, part of the "evidence" that the 4 12V car batteries were recharged while powering 3 100W light bulbs was the fact that the voltage actually increased from 48.9V to 51.2V.

    Could there be any other reason for the voltage (and voltage alone, not power) to increase?

    Surely it couldn't be something as trivial as the batteries warming up.... or would that only occur to someone who knows of the (really dangerous) way to deal with a dead battery in cold weather - hook up the jumper cables then short them. If you don't succeed in blowing up the battery, you may have warmed it up enough that it will have enough juice to turn the starter.

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    1. Re:But the voltage *increased*!... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      recharging doesn't increase the power, it increases the energy (Joules, watt-hours, etc.)

    2. Re:But the voltage *increased*!... by Plasmoid · · Score: 1

      It's actually something you learn in high-school physics class(I learned it a little while in HS Physics :) )

      The terminal voltage(voltage at the terminals) of the battery is given by

      Vt = E - I*r

      E being the internal EMF of the battery(ie the battery's rating)

      I being the current drawn
      and
      r being the internal resistance of the battery.

      So if you draw more current, like to power a light bulb, you will get a lower voltage than if you sending pissey amounts of current through a Voltmeter alone.

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    3. Re:But the voltage *increased*!... by PacoSuarez · · Score: 1

      If they did the first reading when the machine was running and the second one after stopping, the increase in voltage is just the expected behaviour.

      There is an internal resistance in every power supply, and Ohm's Law makes the voltage reduce if you are consuming some current.

      If they really had to work 17 years to make this trick, that's pretty sad.

    4. Re:But the voltage *increased*!... by dragons_flight · · Score: 2

      Thank you.

      I knew that the change of voltage wasn't proof of anything, but I couldn't explain why the voltage should change. You're right though. Batteries under load produce heat, heat drives the chemical reaction a little harder (a higher percentage of the material has the required activation energy) and thus the voltage climbs a little higher before reaching equilibrium.

      So yes, batteries measured before use, then connected, and then measured after use might well exhibit such an effect if they aren't allowed to cool first.

      At least that tells us that they are using the batteries in a nontrivial way.

    5. Re:But the voltage *increased*!... by coyote-san · · Score: 3, Informative

      Editing glitch. My earlier draft had referred to the fact that you need to measure both voltage and amperage to determine the power coming out of the batteries... and even that meant nothing since warmer batteries can produce more power than cold batteries with no change in the energy in them, but I ended up removing that context.

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    6. Re:But the voltage *increased*!... by Phil+Karn · · Score: 5, Informative

      There's another possibility. Lead-acid batteries exhibit a phenomenon called the "coup de Fouet" (French for "crack of the whip"). When you start to discharge a fully charged Pb-A battery, the terminal voltage initially drops and then recovers after a few percent of the battery's capacity has been discharged. The voltage then resumes a slow decline as the battery discharges further.

      This is not necessarily what's going on, but I thought I'd mention it. It's even more likely that the external batteries were mostly discharged, and connecting them to the device simply allowed them to be topped off by some fully charged batteries hidden inside the device. The open-terminal voltage of a healthy, charged "48V" Pb-A pack at room temperature is typically 52-53V, and an external pack voltage of 48.9V would indicate a pack that was mostly discharged (or had some weak cells). Parallel it with a fully charged pack inside the device at 52-53V, and it would be entirely reasonable to expect enough charge to transfer from the internal pack to the external one to bring the latter's terminal voltage up to the 51V range.

      Judging from the size and shape of the device and its reported performance, I think it quite reasonable to file this "invention" in the "hidden battery" subcategory of perpetual motion frauds.

    7. Re:But the voltage *increased*!... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      50 VDC sounds like the telephone exchange voltages. Maybe trickle charged from his phone line and increase in voltage was all those incoming calls from the world's press !.

    8. Re:But the voltage *increased*!... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Dude, shorting out a battery to start it is the dumbest thing imaginable. ;) If you want to heat a car battery up, just turn on all the accessories in the car and crank it a few times.

      Trying to heat up a battry by shorting it is like trying to heat up uranium by banging it against other uranium pieces. It's a good way to electocute yourself, blow up your battery, or just fry the car's electical system.

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    9. Re:But the voltage *increased*!... by Desert+Raven · · Score: 1

      If you want to heat a car battery up, just turn on all the accessories in the car and crank it a few times.

      Um, dude, in every car I've owned, all of the "accessories" except the headlights are cut out of the circuit while the engine is cranking. Not that they'd make a bit of difference anyway. The starter motor itself draws more current than all of them put together.

    10. Re:But the voltage *increased*!... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely it couldn't be something as trivial as the batteries warming up.... or would that only occur to someone who knows of the (really dangerous) way to deal with a dead battery in cold weather - hook up the jumper cables then short them. If you don't succeed in blowing up the battery, you may have warmed it up enough that it will have enough juice to turn the starter.

      Are you saying short the two terminals of the same battery with the jumper cables? Who the fuck would do that? The way to deal with a dead battery in winter is to find some other guy with a running car, hookup the jumper cables between the two cars and voila. Jump start. Now, if you're saying THAT is dangerous then you're crazy since people have been doing that for a hundred years. :-)

    11. Re:But the voltage *increased*!... by Tower · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, in my car - the radio, dash lights, and other interior electronics are on during cranking, but the headlights are turned off via a relay... Which tends to make more sense from a power draw standpoint, if not a "big horking voltage spike into your car stereo" view.

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    12. Re:But the voltage *increased*!... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      I wasn't talking about drawing voltage to crank the car, I was talking about heating a battery up by using it.

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  68. My conclusion: charging device by AtomicBomb · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A multimeter reading of the batteries' voltage before the device started up showed a total of 48.9 volts. When it was switched off, a second reading showed 51.2 volts, indicating that, somehow, they had been reimbursed.
    Just similar to magic show, we all know it is a hoax. How to uncover the ground truth is the interesting part right now.

    This is just my wild guess. The voltage reading looks really dubious to me. I suspect that the system consists of 4 lead-acid battery connected in series and connected to an external power sources.
    48.9/4 => 12.2 (voltage before)
    51.2/4 => 12.8 (voltage after)
    These figures are typical for lead acid for such a charging regime.

    He may hide the external power connection through non-cable charging solution (e.g. IPT: inductive power transfer). Probably the only truth in this article is that cheater is (was) an electrical engineer.

    1. Re:My conclusion: charging device by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who's to say there aren't a half dozen batteries INSIDE the mysterious dishwasher sized unit?? That's the likely rub. The external kick-start is just a showman's trick.

    2. Re:My conclusion: charging device by Graymalkin · · Score: 2

      Load reduces voltage. Your battery under ideal conditions may output at 12 volts but if it is under heavy load the voltage is going to drop quite a bit. Also an actual measurement from the energy in a battery is amperage not voltage. If the amperage of the batteries was greater after his device ran it would have generated energy by working but there was no test for that. Voltage don't mean shit because it is the amps that are the energy carriers not voltage.

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  69. Another clue... by TechnoLust · · Score: 1

    He quotes AL GORE! (The father of the internet.) That should have been a clue.

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  70. Perpetual Motion website by kenneth_martens · · Score: 2, Informative

    So this guy claims to have made a perpetual motion machine? Here are some examples of other "revolutionary" perpetual motion machines--which of course don't work. (from the website of Professor R.P. Feynman.)

    The underwater spinning donut
    A pulley-based system
    and a piston-based machine

  71. This isn't so dumb... by seldolivaw · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The article is a factual account of what the reporter saw, what the "scientist" claimed, and it includes a lot of balancing views pointing out fairly obvious things like the laws of thermodynamics, etc.. The chances of this guy breaking the laws of thermodynamics are infinitismal, but the article doesn't claim any more than that. It is clearly written with tongue planted firmly in cheek ("the most important Irish invention since Guiness"?), and maybe if Americans understood the concepts of "sarcasm" and "subtlety" more people would have got the joke.

    1. Re:This isn't so dumb... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because Americans are the ones running around banning guns and putting up cameras in public places. Yep, in america, we take everyhting seriosly. We're such a bunch of alarmists. Golly.

    2. Re:This isn't so dumb... by skoda · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Thanks for saying the sensible. The news agency reported the news: some guy claims to have invented a revolutionary idea. Experts are skeptical. Demo was performed. Reporter reported it.

      Michael comments on the 4500W drawn by three 100W bulbs. That's not how I understood it. Rather, the "Jakster" drew 4500W, with which it powered the three 100W bulbs and "created" at least 4500W to resupply the batteries. Thus: it acted as a "free" energy device.

      Though I don't understand why a free energy machine needs a power source. That seems a bit counter-intuitive ;)

    3. Re:This isn't so dumb... by horster · · Score: 1

      he he, looks like michael has egg on his face again

    4. Re:This isn't so dumb... by praedor · · Score: 2

      Erm...actually, the chance that this guy broke the laws of thermodynamics are not infinitismal, they are right at and equal to 0, zero, null.

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    5. Re:This isn't so dumb... by Salgak1 · · Score: 1

      IS it ? The "Laws" of Thermodynamics are very well measured approximations of long-observed reality. Is there a chance this guy has stumbled on to something new ? Yes. Is it likely ? No. But let's look at the proof first, ok ???

    6. Re:This isn't so dumb... by praedor · · Score: 2

      The problem with your desire to look at it in depth is that it is PRECISELY the same problem that led the patent office to kill off patents on perpetual motion machines.


      Every nutbar and goof that comes up with a "free energy" miracle device would demand equal and thorough investigation to legitimise his/her "discovery". Nothing valuable or real would get done because all the scientists would be bogged down in falsifying (ultimately the lot of all free energy "discoveries") they claims in the name of trying to do the wrong thing: incorrectly prove they are true.


      Nay, we can let PSICOP take a good hard look at this. They will eventually if this guy gets any real news traction...and PSICOP is made up of science professionals. It is not for productive scientists to go out, stop their real work, and go forth to Joe's garage to demonstrate why he's not getting "free" energy.

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    7. Re:This isn't so dumb... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Slackware thing is annoying because Michael pretends to act gracious while saying simultaneously that the Slackware distributors don't know what they're doing.

    8. Re:This isn't so dumb... by smallpaul · · Score: 2

      Who???

      Google doesn't have much information on Peter Chambers!

    9. Re:This isn't so dumb... by klparrot · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Every nutbar and goof that comes up with a "free energy" miracle device would demand equal and thorough investigation to legitimise his/her "discovery".

      Thorough investigation may be appropriate in some cases. Is it really a good idea to slam the door on free energy just because we have theorems that say it can't happen? Just because we accept the laws of entropy doesn't mean there isn't an infintesimal chance they could be proven wrong. People once thought the earth was flat.

      The USPTO didn't say "absolutely no perpetual motion patents," they just imposed an extra requirement to weed out the fakes; a candidate invention must run for a year in a room at the patent office with no external power source (or something to that effect). Only then can the invention be considered worthy of further investigation.

      To my knowledge, nobody has been confident enough in their perpetual motion machine to put it past the USPTO's preliminary test. However, if a machine passed, surely it would be worthy of at least some further investigation.

      Don't get me wrong; I don't believe the Jasker machine is anything but a hoax, but at the same time, I don't think we should categorically dismiss all perpetual motion machines. It is infintesimally probable, yet still possible, that one could be built. But no way should Reuter's be covering any perpetual motion machine that hasn't passed the USPTO's preliminary test.

    10. Re:This isn't so dumb... by rtaylor · · Score: 2

      Exactly.. You can't break laws -- however you can change them.

      Thermodynamics *may* be flawed, especially that second one about entropy in systems, as it's yet to be proven (theory still, not law like gravity has been shown to be).

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      Rod Taylor
    11. Re:This isn't so dumb... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was people like you who did not consider the fact that the earth might not be the center of the earth many centuries ago....is it likely? not remotely. possible? of course

    12. Re:This isn't so dumb... by zbuffered · · Score: 1

      For every great idea, there are a thousand bad ideas. For every conclusion, there are a thousand hypotheses. Should we give them time based on how revolutionary they are, or how likely they are to be true?

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      Synergy is your friend
    13. Re:This isn't so dumb... by fizz-beyond · · Score: 1

      The idea that I've always heard about "breaking laws" is this, it is a law because it has not been able to be disproved. Maybe that is theories, I can't remember. and how exactly do things move from theory to law? it is possible that there is a flaw.

      I have always looked at things like this, anything is possible. However it is not always probable.

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      Blink
    14. Re:This isn't so dumb... by rick446 · · Score: 1

      Watts are not energy. They are power (energy per unit time.) 4500 watts is an instantaneous measure. If your interpretation is correct, then the appropriate measure would be 4500 watt-seconds or watt-hours. This is why you are billed for electricity in kilowatt-hours, not kilowatts.

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    15. Re:This isn't so dumb... by praedor · · Score: 2

      I wouldn't have a problem with investigating AFTER someone actually gets past the strictures of the patent office. It is the idea that some newpaper reporters showed up, saw a "demo" and wrote about it...THAT is not enough to drive investigation. Reporters generally are not really scientifically literate, though some certainly would be (hopefully full-time science writers, some of whom actually earned their PhDs and selected the journalism path vs academia or industry).


      IF they get past the patent office and/or actually gain traction in reports, then some group like CSICOP (Committee for Scientific Investigations of Claims of the Paranormal) might be an appropriate investigator, though perpetual motion doesn't really fall in the paranormal realm, in theory, though in practice...


      If they want to claim legitimacy, then they have to follow the proper channels for "scientific" discoveries and publish, not seek to make a fast buck on sucker investors with aluminum foil helmets.

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  72. The Math Behind Free Energy by gordon_schumway · · Score: 1

    You can check out this for the math behind Free Energy.

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    Ha! I kill me!

    1. Re:The Math Behind Free Energy by spike+hay · · Score: 1
      You can check out this [yun-qi.com] for the math behind Free Energy.

      And you think I should believe that New Age site?

      Anyway, reletivity has been proven though particle accelerator experiments. Every time they accelerate a particle, its mass increases. They have found the particles are always just slower than light speed.

      Just listen to mainstream scientists who work endlessly on this stuff. I visited the Yun-Qi site. It looks like the ultra-hippy who thought that out was missing a few brain cells from smokin' the chiba too much.

      I couldn't make out much of the new age crap they are spouting out at that site. Just like the rest of them, I assume they are grossly misinterpreting quantum theory to allow that mind-matter crap and free energy through Zero Point Energy.

      ZPE is equal and isotropic over all space. First of all, there is just high-frequency background radiation. Every once in a while,this energy briefly forms a particle-antiparticle pair, which promptly annihilate each other and go back into energy.

      You can't really harvest energy from ZPE. Since it is equal over all space, you would have to make a difference in intensity of ZPE between two areas. The only way we know of to do this is to put two plates very close together. Since it only allows radiation of very short wavelengths into the cavity, it creates kind of a ZPE vacuum that pushes them together ever so slightly. Of course, once the plates snap together, you have to expend just as much energy to get them apart again. You end up having a net energy loss.

      Harnessing energy from ZPE is just like trying to harness energy from the heat in the air. At room temperature, the air is 500 degrees above absolute zero. That is quite a bit. But we can't harness that energy, can we? We can't because we are all at a more or less equal energy level. We can only harness the energy if we create an difference in temperature between two areas and use the temperature difference to do work. You can do this in one of two ways:

      1.You can raise the temperature.

      2.You can cool the temperature.

      Both of these options require energy. If we chose 1, you could burn somthing and use the heat to run a turbing. If we chose two, we would expend electrical energy to run a refrigerating unit. You could make some ice. Then you could use the temperature difference between the ice and the air to run a stirling motor.

      Just grabbing energy from ZPE clearly violates the 2nd law of thermodynamics.

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    2. Re:The Math Behind Free Energy by spike+hay · · Score: 1
      Crap! Made some mistakes! Important revisions:

      They have found the particles are always just slower than light speed.

      I meant that they have accelerated particles to just below lightspeed. They have never met or exeeded C. Particles are not always just slower than lightspeed. That depends on thier energy level.

      Also, with turbing, I meant to say turbine.

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  73. Poor Reuters by Henry+V+.009 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I can't believe Reuters published that. It's the sort of story that belongs on Slashdot, not respectable media outlets.

  74. The 2nd Law of Thermodynamics doesn't disallow it by qweqwe · · Score: 1

    The second law is a straightforward law of physics with the consequence that, in a ****in a closed system***, you can't finish any real physical process with as much useful energy as you had to start with -- some is always wasted. This means that a perpetual motion machine is impossible ****for a closed system****.

    However, this device does not work as a closed system. It interacts with the outside environment. It accepts heat and light from the outside environment. Theoretically, it is possible for the device to convert heat and possibly solar energy into mechanical or electrical energy. Solar cells do it all the time.

  75. secret revealed! by wildcard023 · · Score: 1

    It's not the size of a dishwasher. It's the size of a dryer. In fact it opens a dimensional portal to what we here at the Illuminati like to call the HoZone. For those unfaimilar with the term, this is the place where socks go when you put a pair in the dryer and only one comes out.

    In order to derice energy from the HoZone, you must first open a portal. This is a simple initial energy expense which many generators must spend. After that, a rod which you can think of as similar to a lightening rod is pushed into the hole and static electricity is generated as if you put an AOL CD in the microwave. A simple frequency to voltage conversion!

    Now for the real secret. HE DOESN'T USE DRYER SHEETS. That's right! Many experiments in the past failed because the scientists added dryer sheets specifically designed to remove static cling!

    I'm hoping that no one will take this secret and use it for world domination. Responsibility!

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    Mike
    What's a rave?

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    -- Mike wildcard@illuminatus.org
  76. 1 1/2 minutes?! by tbmaddux · · Score: 2

    3 car batteries drained by 3 100W bulbs in 1 1/2 minutes?! A 100W bulb running at 110V draws (P=V*I) less than 1 amp. 3 of them would draw no more than 3 amps. Sears DieHard deep-cycle marine batteries have capacities of about 100 amp-hours per battery, or 300 amp-hours for 3 batteries.

    Neglecting any other losses or AC-DC conversions, and why not, because we're apparently living in a thermodynamically perfect world now, those 3 batteries would power those 3 bulbs for more than 4 days, not 1 1/2 minutes.

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    1. Re:1 1/2 minutes?! by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 1

      Except that those batteries are most likely at 12V (maybe 24V). Let's say you have a 100W 12V bulb, it would draw I=P/V=100/12=8.3A. One of those would draw a 100 A.h battery in 100/8.3=12h.

      3 of those would draw 3 batteries in 12h, too.

      Now marine batterys are a different beast than car batteries. For one they hold a LOT more energy, as weight is less of a concern on a boat, obviously, and also because they need to be able to function for long periods of time when the engine has to be stopped, unlike car batteries which are mostly discharged for start up.

    2. Re:1 1/2 minutes?! by Phil+Karn · · Score: 1
      Actually, "marine" or "deep cycle" batteries and regular car starting batteries store roughly equal energy per unit weight, as they're both based on the same lead-acid chemistry. Typical wet-cell batteries hold about 48 Wh/kg.

      The difference is in the construction of the plates. Car starting batteries have thin plates that maximize surface area and hence the peak power they can produce for a short time when fully charged. But repeated deep (full) discharging of a car starting battery will quickly destroy it, so you don't want to pull out that full 48 Wh/kg unless it's a real emergency.

      Deep cycle batteries have thicker plates to tolerate repeated deep discharging. That lets you pull out a greater percentage of the battery's stored energy at the expense of not being able to do it as quickly as with a starting battery.

  77. Countering FUD with FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Dear God. This story seems to be just an opportunity for Michael Sims blowing off hot air yet again. This "editorial" is nothing more than a stream of rants at "big media" and his other bogeymen.

    "News Media Scammed" is not only misleading, I would say its flat untrue. Reading thru the Reuters, MSNBC, and cnn articles, they do contain a good amount of scepticism. Not "taken in" as michael would seem to have you believe. I don't think a reasonable person would have just said "whoopee, free energy" after reading them. But Michael Sims thinks people are too stupid to make these judgements themselves! Yea it's too bad they don't summarize the laws of thermodynamics, but it's a general news article, not the scientific journal.

    The piece would have made a good humor article. A properly skeptical and properly educated Reuters reporter could have examined these claims, poked holes in them, and published a story that simultaneously reported on the claims and educated the public about why they are a load of hogwash. Too bad that's not what happened.

    This one just made me laugh. Michael Sims telling the media how it should be done!! How come it seems he never had done that with with his crap? And the idea that slashdot corrects itself is laughable. The users correct you, and once in a while you actually edit the article (see the x-box emulated hoax).

    Of course you send a challenge for a retraction when the stories don't really claim it as fact. Nice work Michael, you seem to be the next Howard Kurtz.

    1. Re:Countering FUD with FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder how long it will take until Michael "cracks".

    2. Re:Countering FUD with FUD by inkless1 · · Score: 1

      Yes! Thank you. And using Slashdot as an example of journalistic greatness is outrageously funny.

      Past Slashdot Journalism achievements:

      1) Reposting old stories as new
      2) Falsely accusing companies of wrongs, and then instead of apologizing, just continue bashing them
      3) Hey, how about that false XBox emulator they wanted us all to download and try out for them?

      This site is fun, but the Wall Street Journal it ain't.

      inky

    3. Re:Countering FUD with FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Three words:

      Message From Kabul

      Writers from the "sham" media outlets Michael hates have been fired for lies far less obvious than the ones that Katz spewed.

  78. Standard Perpetual Motion Device Screening Test by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 5, Funny

    How about if the inventor of said device allows himself/herself to be locked in a hermitically sealed container with their invention powering a CO2 scubber/Oxygen Generator. Wait 24 hours and open up. Yes/No.

    Succesful completion of this test would be extraordinary and get peoples attention.

    1. Re:Standard Perpetual Motion Device Screening Test by Dirtside · · Score: 4, Offtopic

      Ah, you're of course referring to the classic Schrodinger's Drunken Irishman quandary. Will he be drunk or not at the end of 24 hours? Until we open the box, he's both drunk AND sober!

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    2. Re:Standard Perpetual Motion Device Screening Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What an offensive comment. You ought to be subject to a high-tech lynching. Ok, maybe not really.

    3. Re:Standard Perpetual Motion Device Screening Test by hellsnail · · Score: 1

      That's f-ing hillarious!

    4. Re:Standard Perpetual Motion Device Screening Test by darksaber · · Score: 1

      Nope. Having a bit of Irish blood, the answer is clear - drunk! What do you mean a sober Irishman?

    5. Re:Standard Perpetual Motion Device Screening Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an Irishman, I resent your implication that I could be sober.

    6. Re:Standard Perpetual Motion Device Screening Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget to drop the whole container into a *large* body of water (Olympic swimming pool?) so people can see that it is in fact sealed.

      Otherwise you'll just open another door for hoaxers to exploit.

    7. Re:Standard Perpetual Motion Device Screening Test by Untimely+Ripp'd · · Score: 1

      As implied by other responses, the question is not, "is he drunk or sober"? The question is, "is he drunk or dead?"

      And of course, until we open the box, he is both: dead drunk.

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    8. Re:Standard Perpetual Motion Device Screening Test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, after you renormalize the divergence to infinity, the chance of an irishman being sober after 24 hours is so low as not to happen in the life of the observable universe . . .

    9. Re:Standard Perpetual Motion Device Screening Test by Winged+Cat · · Score: 1

      What if the scrubber fails, regardless of whether it's powered or not?

  79. I'll believe anything by anticypher · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I was just forced to watch 10 X-files episodes in a row. Every single one of them had the "extraordinary evidence" vanish just before the end of the episode.

    They wouldn't have filmed the X-files if these stories weren't true. Reuters wouldn't have printed this story if it weren't true.

    Maybe this inventor not only invented a perpetual power source, he also invented HEAVY electricity. Three 100 watt light bulbs for two hours is normally only 0.6kwh, but if he has discovered HEAVY electricity, then perhaps 0.6kwh of light electricity == 4.5kwh of HEAVY electricity. Maybe this machine can convert HEAVY electricity into light electricity. Imagine replacing the engine in your car with a big, shiny dishwasher and a bunch of 12 volt HEAVY electricity batteries. You could charge it up every night, and each day you could drive to work and not use any mains energy or petrol. Wow! What a dream this guy has had, I can't believe nobody ever thought of this before.

    Being stuck at home with the flu and 15 DVDs of the X-files can be an enlightening experience. Open your minds, slashdotters.

    the AC
    You can tell this is a joke, when they say this may be a more important invention than Guinness. Ha!

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    1. Re:I'll believe anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      HEY! Your webpage looks EXACTLY like mine, and it even has my copyright! You'll be hearing from my lawyers, scumbag!

      In the meantime, I'll be running a massive DoS attack on you! Good day!

      Hmm... odd, why is my computer so slow all of the sudden?

  80. Reuters by augustz · · Score: 2

    Reuters science folks are idiots, out and out.

    For those who've forgotten they ran the scam story on the guys who got 100 to 1 compression on random data.

    Consistently flawed, and never post a correction.

    It crazy, these guys do news and you'd think they'd have a clue. Not a chance.

    1. Re:Reuters by invenustus · · Score: 3, Funny
      In general, Reuters stories are more likely to contain typos....
      Yeah, really! They spelled "color" as "colour", "elevator" as "lift", and "french fries" as "chips"! Get a spellchecker, people!
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  81. Michael got his chance by 2Bits · · Score: 2

    And I have a second task as well. Slashdot is occasionally criticized for getting a story wrong, even though we diligently correct ourselves when necessary. My theory is that the difference between Slashdot and other media is that they never correct themselves, no matter how inaccurate, so readers are left with a false picture of accuracy....


    Alright, finally, Michael got his chance to vent. Feel good, doesn't it? :)

  82. Doesn't matter... by ebbomega · · Score: 1

    It wouldn't work without the Heisenberg compensator....

    --
    Karma: Non-Heinous
    1. Re:Doesn't matter... by spectecjr · · Score: 2

      It wouldn't work without the Heisenberg compensator....

      Is that anything like the Eisenberg Uncertainty Hotdogs that I see at my local theatre?

      Though where the uncertainty comes in is, I think, in what kind of meat it actually is in there.

      Simon

      --
      Coming soon - pyrogyra
  83. At least.. by s0l0m0n · · Score: 1

    he 'lives in the Irish republic and intends -- for ``security and publicity-avoidance reasons'' -- to keep his identity a secret'

    Seems to me like that is a real good plan. Otherwise some goverment would probably show up and steal his 'research'.

  84. #1 reason why this worked = lazy/stupid jouralists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi, here is my press release, don't bother checking the facts or consulting opposing views...just regurgitate it and call it original news reporting.

    Seen it in the NYT many, many times.

  85. The Sad Part is by kawaichan · · Score: 1

    Not the fact that mainstream press went along with this fake crap of his but really discredit those who have been trying to do serious research at this subject.

    Now when anyone mentions cold fusion or free energy, people would just laugh their asses off.

    If people spend more time on serious research and less on stupid prank, may be cold fusion might be accpected as one of the possible technology to replace today's fossil fuels.

    --

    kawai
  86. To test this claim, I'll send a t-shirt... by anotherone · · Score: 2, Funny
    To test this claim, I'll send a Thinkgeek t-shirt to the first person who finds a retraction of this 'free energy' story published by Reuters or any of the newspapers/media outlets that ran the original story.

    It would probably be irresponsible to pull some strings at the newspaper I work at to have a retraction printed just for the t-shirt, wouldn't it...

    Oh well.

    --
    Username taken, please choose another one.
  87. Oh, come on! by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

    "A multimeter reading of the batteries' voltage before the device started up showed a total of 48.9 volts. When it was switched off, a second reading showed 51.2 volts, indicating that, somehow, they had been reimbursed."

    Why do I have the suspicious feeling that this amazing new "free energy" device is, in fact, a capacitor?

  88. Funny Math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How do they get 3 100 watt bulbs to drin 4.5 kw ?

  89. How to drain 4 12-volt car batteries... by eples · · Score: 1


    Emitting a steady motorized hum, the machine powered three 100-watt light bulbs for the duration ... ``The draw on the batteries was estimated at more than 4.5 kilowatts. With any existing technology the batteries would have been drained flat in one and a half minutes,'' the inventor said.

    Really? Wow. 3 light bulbs, you don't say!

    Come on, one and a half minutes?!?!?! maybe one and a half YEARS...

    --
    I'm a 2000 man.
    1. Re:How to drain 4 12-volt car batteries... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      I'm sitting next to a box a lot smaller than a dryer that can power three lightbulbs for more than a day. It's called a UPS, for those of you not in the know, and I've personally seen this one power two computers for 12+ hours and only drop halfway down chargewise.

      If I got a big metal box, and stuck ten of these things in it, I could completely trump this guy. I'd have it run for a week! And mine would run 'on' a watch battery, and, at the end, send enough current thorough it to blow it up! Then, to finish the demonstration, I'd have it electrocute one of the 'reporters' who fall for this kind of crap.

      --
      If corporations are people, aren't stockholders guilty of slavery?
  90. This isn't new by Duderstadt · · Score: 1
    Does anyone remember the lawsuit against DOW-Corning involving silicone breast implants?

    (For those of you unfamilar, DOW-C was forced into bankruptcy by a class action lawsuit filed on behalf of women 'seriously harmed' by beast implants. After months of media coverage of the health risk of the implants, a study by the AMA completely debunked the notion that the devices were harmful.)

    If you do, this kind of story will come as no surprise. The media has always had a kind of fetish for junk science (and similar garbage). You probably won't see much from the media if this device is proven to be crap (near certainty).

    Certainly, no one in the media (except John Stossel, after the trial) bothered to say anything about the DOW-Corning case.

    Also, don't hold your breath expecting for verification (or anything else) of even remotely scientific topics by the media. They can't even reconcile stories that they run.

    For example, during the 2000 presidential campaign, there were a lot of stories on the detrimental effects of Mexican wildfires on the air quality of Texas, while at the same time the media was covering claims that Texas had the worst air quality in the US due to petrochemical emissions. Uh, well, which is it?

    1. Re:This isn't new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Die you fucking troll

      Should Kill yourself right now

  91. simple explination by Phosphor3k · · Score: 1

    Does anyone else think this guy just hooked a couple of car batteries up to a few capacitors?

    1. Re:simple explination by niftyeric · · Score: 1

      ...and I'm sure the one the size of a dishwasher could hold the charge for 1.5 minutes (or however long that short amount of time was)!

      echo "free energy" | sed s/"free energy"/capacitor/

      --
      proton != antielectron
  92. Hello Micheal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is Heather from Wired (Hi Katz), I just wanted to say that we are doing a story on this and would send it to the web editor on Friday.

    I'm afraid this is very real. It's not a hoax, but you're angle on this is much appericated, I would try to get more questions to the inventor on this.

    From what I know, he would be going public on Jan 28, in Greenwich, England. If you like to keep informed, please e-mail me.

    Thank you.

    H.

    1. Re:Hello Micheal by Nicolas+MONNET · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Hey Heather,

      Don't you have email at wired? Did they cut on spendings that much?

    2. Re:Hello Micheal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was an open letter, I wanted everyone to know too, cause there are people here who have interest in our site too.

      If you read it again, you'd know I asked Michael to e-mail me. We have collaborated on a lot of stories on the past, slashdot and wired makes a good team.

      H.

  93. really... by schwap · · Score: 4, Funny

    Money does not abide by the laws of thermodynamics.

  94. Re:Stinking thick english crud by pgpckt · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Uh, Northen Ireland is the same thing. Ireland is a different country.

    --
    Lawrence Lessig is my personal hero.
  95. And in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Free bridge discovered in Brooklyn.

  96. Kuro5hin readers aren't THAT dumb... by Raetsel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thanks for reminding me about K5... I hadn't visited them much since their server problems back in December. Now, about the K5 readers being "...taken in...", allow me to quote the first comment -- I think it sums things up perfectly.

    Perpetual Energy or Hoax? (3.72 / 11) (#1)
    by greyrat on Tue Jan 22nd, 2002 at 03:28:12 PM EST


    Hoax. Next!


    -- END OF LINE.

    --

    "...America's great minds of today, teaching America's great minds of tomorrow. Poor bastards." -- A Beautiful Min
    1. Re:Kuro5hin readers aren't THAT dumb... by RareHeintz · · Score: 2
      Yes, but K5 is user-moderated - they actually bothered voting the story up.

      Anyway, that was my take on it. I don't consider it worth discussion until there's evidence that I can review.

      OK,
      - B

    2. Re:Kuro5hin readers aren't THAT dumb... by nomadic · · Score: 3

      Of course this story is worth discussion; well, not the spurious scientific claims, but the fact that news organizations are treating it seriously.

    3. Re:Kuro5hin readers aren't THAT dumb... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      people on K5 said 'yes, let's discuss how stupid it is, and then discussed how stupid it is (proof that they're stupid.) but people on /. discussed how stupid it was (proof that they're smart.)


      logic is a wonderful thing :)

  97. Need more details by silicon_synapse · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This isn't necesarily total hogwash. Let's think about this.

    - 4 100W light bulbs/4500W draw on batteries
    Don't assume the light bulbs are the only thing drawing power from the batteries. That's a large box and can hold plenty of other electronic apperatus.

    - Surplus Energy
    I certainly don't believe this energy is coming out of nowhere, but that doesn't mean it's not there. The machine could be drawing power from ambient heat, various radiation, or even chemical reactions with air/water/gasses.

    This probably is a hoax, but let's give it a little more consideration before totally dismissing it. I'm curious to know what really is going on in that box. Even if(though) it's not creating power from nothing, it could still be a viable power source.

    1. Re:Need more details by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      I can tell ya right now whats in that box;

      Either a mini generator or an array of batteries with a few fans hooked up for sound fx.

  98. Jasker website is pretty funny... by Aexia · · Score: 1

    Anyone want to translate this into English?

    ---

    THE CREDIBLE OPTION
    The simplest description of the invention would be a self-generating module. Its application is universal, covering generating systems, automotive power and basically anything which requires a power source.

    This invention relates to a system that provides for the self-generation of instant and constant electricity. Also the system provides for mechanical energy through the application of the generated electricity.

    This is accomplished, by utilisation of existing and proven state of the art technologies, combining novel features and innovative assembly techniques.

    The credibility of the system is definitively established and can be interpreted and demonstrated as being "the practical application of accepted techniques".

    There are no stages in the operation of this invention that require any constituent component to perform at anything other than that being, within its capability or in accordance with its specification.

    All the parts for this invention are in practical and productive everyday use. The methodology technique is accomplished by the innovative application in logical sequence of specifically selected constituent components whose performance compliment each other and function in co-operation.

    Attainment is determined by the systematic mathematical application in the defined mode, of the accurately selected operational segments.
    In reality the achievement of this invention adheres strictly with known, accepted and proven physics principles. It is emphasised there are no new discoveries disproving accepted physics laws. To reiterate there are no physics heresies, no physics contradictions and no ambiguous claims.

    This invention is achieved by the application and utilisation of a capital energy source to create a prolific income energy system, with the consequential composition being a "controlled loop, self-generating module", that produces instant and constant mechanical drive power and or instant and constant electrical power. This invention is mankind's first income energy reservoir from a capital energy source.

    1. Re:Jasker website is pretty funny... by Andux · · Score: 1
      THE CREDIBLE OPTION

      Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Excuse Calendar

      The simplest description of the invention would be a self-generating module. [. . .] This is accomplished, by utilisation of existing and proven state of the art technologies, combining novel features and innovative assembly techniques.

      "That's classified, ma'am."

      The credibility of the system is definitively established and can be interpreted and demonstrated as being "the practical application of accepted techniques".

      "Yeah, it's the Doppler effect of magnetism.."

      All the parts for this invention are in practical and productive everyday use.

      "My doomsday machine will have a highly-advanced technological device called a capacitor in case someone inconveniently pulls the plug at the last second. (If I have access to REALLY advanced technology, I will include a back-up device known as a battery.)"

      In reality the achievement of this invention adheres strictly with known, accepted and proven physics principles.

      "In this house, we obey the second law of thermodynamics!"

      This invention is achieved by the application and utilisation of a capital energy source to create a prolific income energy system, with the consequential composition being a "controlled loop, self-generating module", that produces instant and constant mechanical drive power and or instant and constant electrical power.

      Magnetic Transient Interference from Satellite Debris.

      This invention is mankind's first income energy reservoir from a capital energy source.

      "First you get the money... then you get the power... then you get the women."

      --
      (Do not sign anything.) -- Fell, Planescape: Torment
  99. Heisenbug Compensator... by wildcard023 · · Score: 1

    Those are old tech. They've been used in Transporters for years as in this article. You will notice that, in this case, the Heisenburg Compensation is done with Elmers Glue to make the electrons stay still during transport.

    --
    Mike
    I eat glue!

    --
    -- Mike wildcard@illuminatus.org
  100. Am I missing something here... by filtersweep · · Score: 1

    Put on your critical thinking cap for a moment:

    First of all:"A multimeter reading of the batteries' voltage before the device started up showed a total of 48.9 volts. When it was switched off, a second reading showed 51.2 volts, indicating that, somehow, they had been reimbursed. "

    This makes absolutely no sense... a stun gun powered by a 9 volt battery can put out thousands of volts... and it really can cause quite a bit of discomfort- but it isn't putting out more energy than it had in the first place.

    --


    Those that suggest you "dance like no one is watching" really want to see you make a complete fool of yourself.
  101. That's hilarious by Judebert · · Score: 1

    Too bad the moderators won't get the reference. I nearly spit soda through my nose! You deserve to be modded up.

    --

    For geek dads: Contraction Timer

  102. Zero Point Energy != Perpetual Motion by Alvin_Maker · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First off, do I believe this inventor has created something worth our attention? No.

    However, claiming that it does not work because it's power source is zero point energy is short sighted and incorrect. Zero point energy is an actual true energy source that fills all of space. It is a consequence of quantum mechanics. If this inventor truly has harnessed zero point, it would work just like powering the light bulbs with a battery. Unfortunately, I've never heard of anyone really getting zero point energy to do anything useful.

    1. Re:Zero Point Energy != Perpetual Motion by Spad · · Score: 0

      More importantly, if it were truley tapping zero point energy, why would it need the batteries in the first place?

  103. Re:Stinking thick english crud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Damn brits don't even keep their beer cold.

    Actually, the beer isn't *refrigerated*, nobody said they wern't cold.

    Most beers are stored in the tavern cellars, some of which cool down to about 45 or 50 degrees - Thats as warm as your average draft beer at T.G.I Fridays.

    AC - Proving idots wrong since 1996

  104. Or... by TechnoLust · · Score: 2, Funny

    It generates power until the hamster gets hungry and stops running.

    --
    "Da ist ein Technölüst in mein Unterpanten!"
  105. I'm shocked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You didn't even use an alex chiu referral thing? You could get one free! Lord knows I have, 8 to be exact...

  106. Geez by TACD · · Score: 1

    Alex Chiu must be kicking himself over this one...

    --
    Security through promiscuity is no better than security through obscurity.
  107. Thermodynamics of Hell by AtomicBomb · · Score: 1

    Without extraordinary good proof, the three laws of
    thermodynamics are accepted as the truth in the science community.

    See how some graduate students extend its possible use
    to the heaven and hell. ;-)

  108. Here's an extraordinary test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Just have his "box" power up another one of his "boxes". He claims that it puts out more energy than the 2 batteries which started it up, so this shouldn't be a problem.

    And then repeat this exercise a number of times. Either he'll put the entire oil industry out of production in a year, or he'll go back to soaking his anonymous head in beer.

    I'll bet a pint against the former; and give 1,000,000 odds too.

  109. This is an old scam by seizer · · Score: 3, Informative

    Try Googling for two wonderful gentlemen - Dennis Lee, and Joseph Newman.

    Both run highly profitable businesses, marketing a, um, nearly-complete free energy machine.

    Dennis Lee has been to prison a couple of times, Joseph Newman has married his secretary and her 8 year old. (Google for it, you'll find it). Yet, to this day, they both run multi million dollar businesses on this free energy idea. Why? Because people WANT to believe. And you can be 100% confident that Mr Anonymous Irish Inventor will be sitting on a nice cash pile any minute now...

  110. A retraction doesn't apply here by sidecut · · Score: 1

    A retraction is only issued when the reporter makes factual errors, e.g., reporting that "the United States is a kingdom comprised of 43 provinces, the largest of which is Guangdong Province." A retraction would be apropos in this instance.

    Because the story is only relaying what this anonymous Irishman is claiming, a retraction of the claims -- however outrageous -- has no bearing here. An example of such a retraction-proof, erroneous statement would be, "President Bush has stated that he can increase the defence budget, cut taxes for the rich, and wind up with a surplus." Clearly wrong, in violation of simple arithmetic, and yet, no retraction is necessary.

    So you're right. You won't be sending out the T-shirt! Thanks for tempting us, though.

  111. Understand journalism before being critical by fleener · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A retraction by Reuters is not necessary unless the story is not true. I'm pretty sure this hoaxter made the claims, and Reuters merely reported the claims. Corrections are fine, like if Reteurs made a math error or spelled someone's name incorrectly. Wild claims are not a retractable issue because they are just that - claims. Not facts.

    If this hoaxter who got national attention, too bad. But the job of a reporter is to report. Reuters did not make an extraordinary claim. The hoaxter did. Yes, Reuters looks stupid when reporting a hoax. Yes, if Reuters regularly reports hoaxes, people will seriously question whether it's worthwhile to read Reuters reports.

    If you want analysis of the report, read a science publication. This report is no different than other legitimate reporting. Every day we hear about a *real* scientific study that tells us X causes cancer or X is good for you, and it's up to the public to interpret the news. A prudent person doesn't rush out to the grocery store to begin eating lots of X (or stop eating it) until the evidence is so overwhelming that it's accepted as fact.

    A prudent person, when reading this Reuters energy article, would simply say, "OK, come back and tell me again after the invention has undergone peer review and the whole world is excited. Until then, I'll stay connected to the grid."

    1. Re:Understand journalism before being critical by mshomphe · · Score: 3, Informative

      However, journalists have a responsability to try to print the truth. There are many hucksters out there selling some form of snake oil. Check out James Randi and the work that he has done to counteract these flim-flam artists.

      This might be a case of a non-harmful hoax. However, this is the same type of person who claims to have a cure for AIDS, or can talk to your dead relative for $900/hr. People get suckered in by this stuff, and Reuters has a DUTY to check out the story with some experts.

      A single witness does not a credible or reportable new story make.

      --
      She sat at the window watching the evening invade the avenue.
    2. Re:Understand journalism before being critical by fleener · · Score: 4, Interesting
      No, not really. Journalists do not have a responsibility to print the truth. They have a responsibility to not knowingly print a falsehood. There is a big difference.

      Example:
      1. You utter the words, "John Doe robbed a bank when he was a teenager."
      2. I publish your quote.
      3. John Doe sues both of us for libel.
      4. I do some research and determine John Doe is correct. I print a retraction.
      5. I likely get absolved of wrongdoing, while you have to prove in court that you did not lie. Truth is the defense for libel. However, journalists do have special rights above regular citizens and printing a retraction goes a long way toward protecting me from litigation.
      6. Yes, a good reporter does his research beforehand to know you are lying. Bad reporters quickly lose their jobs or their readership. But John Doe would have to prove gross negligence (say, a specific intent) in reporting to get a judgement against me in court.
    3. Re:Understand journalism before being critical by fleener · · Score: 1
      D'oh! I should clarify these basic points:
      • Libel - written falsehood injurious to a person's reputation
      • Slander - spoken falsehood injurious to a person's reputation
    4. Re:Understand journalism before being critical by linzeal · · Score: 1

      I can sense the trolls ready to ham it up on the randi forums already. You bastard you killed James Randi!

    5. Re:Understand journalism before being critical by HiThere · · Score: 2

      A decent science article wouldn't make those wild claims. They would say something along the lines of:
      I have observed this evidence which tends to substantiate that theory. Sometimes they don't tell you why they bothered to observe something. (Sometimes it was a surprise, and they don't know.) Sometimes they are only proposing a theory, but even then they either mention evidence that supports it, suggest tests, or both.

      "X is good for you!" is a story from a tabloid, not a scientific report. (I suppose there might be exceptions, but that's the prevalent style.)
      .

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    6. Re:Understand journalism before being critical by DaoudaW · · Score: 2

      Not surprisingly, this topic is red hot with controversy -- sharply dividing a world scientific community ...

      This is a claim that Reuter's is making I'm pretty sure this isn't true.

    7. Re:Understand journalism before being critical by mshomphe · · Score: 2

      Unfortunately, you're absolutely right. Journalists do deserve special rights, but with those rights come great responsibility -- they *shouldn't* print "John Doe robbed a bank when he was a teenager" in huge print above the fold without investigation.

      That's not what happened here, but what DID happen is indicative of the system breaking down. Lots of newpapers are just printing press releases and stories without any research behind it.

      So, yeah, you're right and I was wrong!

      --
      She sat at the window watching the evening invade the avenue.
    8. Re:Understand journalism before being critical by Gannoc · · Score: 2
      But the job of a reporter is to report. Reuters did not make an extraordinary claim. The hoaxter did.

      If I claimed I could fly using the power of my brain, and demonstrated it by jumping off a ladder and saying that I had fallen slower than I was supposed to, and it made the NEWS, could you blame the news organization then?

    9. Re:Understand journalism before being critical by fleener · · Score: 2

      The news organization defines what is newsworthy, not the audience. That is the role of the gatekeeper. You can be unhappy, complain to and boycott the news organization -- thus influencing how the news organization defines and reports future news. But to demand a retraction (as was implied by the original /. posting) indicates a misunderstanding of the role of news organizations. A retraction would be called for if the whole story was false. For example, if someone discovered that the reporter fabricated the "inventor" who made the claims. If the "inventor" really did make the claims, then the news organization is only guilty of poor journalism.

  112. Notes on possible identity of inventor by Chairboy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I suspect that the person is Peter Chambers, and I offer the following evidence:

    1. The administrative contact for jasker.com is Peter Chambers.
    2. A search on Google.com identifies a Peter Chambers as an alumni of Brunel University with a degree in Mechanical Engineering, issued 1972. This is 29 years ago. If he got his degree when he was 29, not unlikely, that would make him the 58 year old unnamed inventor.

    Just a thought, and it all hinges on the assumption that the two are the same Peter Chambers and that he got the degree at 29.

    If it's bollox, I'm at my Karma cap anyhow, so I can afford to lose the points. With a cap of 50, there's no real reason to make every comment super insightful, seeing as how there's no reward once you get to 50.

    1. Re:Notes on possible identity of inventor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice thoughts, but in the UK people usually pick up their degrees at the age of 21 to 24. You would have to be incredibally inept to take until you were 29, or doing a second degree, which might be the case.

    2. Re:Notes on possible identity of inventor by ADRA · · Score: 1

      Also looks like he is a renter... His promary email is for diyhousesales.com (online house retailer), and there is a link in google for http://www.cygo.ie/chambers/ which lists him as renting out the places.. The email address is also for ireland, so the guy is in the right place...

      --
      Bye!
    3. Re:Notes on possible identity of inventor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How in the world is this an Insightful comment? The admin contact for a domain name? A search on Google for a name probably shared by thousands of others? At least in the US, Peter is the 43rd most common male first name, Chambers is the 290th.

    4. Re:Notes on possible identity of inventor by Themis · · Score: 2, Informative

      Google also sez Peter Chambers is, among other things:

      1. a fictional detective created by Henry Kane, back when they used to have stories on the radio
      2. a racecar driver
      3. a "publications editor"
      4. chairman of a committee on a small town council
      5. oh, and a building.

      It's sort of a common name, you see. :)

      --
      -Themis
    5. Re:Notes on possible identity of inventor by Introspective · · Score: 2, Informative

      More info :

      Peter Chambers is the manager of the Clean Energy Education Trust ( www.hydrogen.co.uk ), which as another link connecting him to this "invention".

      see http://www.hydrogen.co.uk/about/about_us.htm

    6. Re:Notes on possible identity of inventor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      no real reason to make every comment super insightful, seeing as how there's no reward once you get to 50

      You usually need rewards to engage in meaningful conversation?

    7. Re:Notes on possible identity of inventor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aren't you the clever little detective.

      Wow.

    8. Re:Notes on possible identity of inventor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lots of people don't go straight from school to university. I did my degree with several 'mature students' and they were far from inept.

    9. Re:Notes on possible identity of inventor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, if you could exceed karma=50, who knows what might happen! Maybe you'd go into a time warp and wind up with a lower UID. :-)

      I bet there's some karma whore out there who's still snickering because he's still got 78 karma, and has been a moderator every day for the last six months as a result.

    10. Re:Notes on possible identity of inventor by Chairboy · · Score: 2

      Even though you're AC, you ask a good question. It's not that I NEED a reward, it's not that simple of an equation. I should clarify that I am more likely to put a lot of effort into contributing to a conversation if I think I might get some validation.

      It's not as pathetic as it sounds, I think it's basic applied Pavlovian response.

      I think the karma cap probably results in a slight net loss in signal vs. noise on Slashdot.

      In the Soviet Union, workers weren't rewarded for going beyond the call of duty. Productivity and quality both suffered, not because they were bad workers, but because there was no incentive. The great thing about Karma is that it has no material value, but many people will strive to gain more and more. It's a free way to enhance the quality of conversation here, and this karma cap is almost a form of Karma Kommunism, in the sense that once you hit 50, there's no incentive for us packrats to care anymore. For some people, further effort is the equivalent of mental masturbation.

      The irony of the above statement is obvious, and I can't defend it on the merits of cultural superiority. I just think it's a basic lizard brain truth about the people who post here.

      It's just my opinion, not any One True Truth.

    11. Re:Notes on possible identity of inventor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mojo Jojo is that you??

    12. Re:Notes on possible identity of inventor by Papineau · · Score: 1

      Not to nitpick, but in the Reuters article it is said that the inventor is an electrical engineer, not a mechanical engineer. I know the two can be quite similar, but they are nonetheless different!

      Oh well, it's probably just a little mistake that slipped through the editing. But the connection to a Hydrogen society (in another reply to the parent) indicates more a mechanical than electrical engineer.

    13. Re:Notes on possible identity of inventor by bomek · · Score: 2, Informative

      Chambers, Peter sales@diyhousesales.com

      look at www.diyhousesales.com

      in contact us, you can see that the company is located at Bangor, in Ireland...

      We got him!!

    14. Re:Notes on possible identity of inventor by morcheeba · · Score: 3, Informative

      But peter chambers is also in the contact info for causewayonline.com -- the people who claim to have designed the jasker site. And he's listed as a contact for one of their other clients: bikeworksni.com. Also, peter's address is the same as that for Diy Internet Ltd:
      54 High Street
      Bangor, Bt20 5BZ

      The registrant and webmaster of diyhousesales is:
      Peterprint
      54 High Street
      Bangor, Down bt20
      UK

      So, he's got his name all over a bunch of seemingly unrelated sites. Chances are that the connection is what he claims it is: website designer with causewayonline.

      Google address search for the curious. It seems he shares the building with the chamber of commerce (unless causewayonline is a total fake). From this link:
      Organisation:-Chamber Of Commerce
      Where:-54 High Street BT20 5AZ
      Contact:-Alan Freedman
      Phone:-028 91

      Anyone want to call the chamber of commerce?

  113. Reuters by Stoptional · · Score: 1

    You only have to read the last line to understand why and how Reuters came to run this story.

    "If the Jasker men really are onto something, it could be the most important Irish invention since Guinness."

    Typically Reuters. The seemingly offhand remark to Guiness - we all know the Irish love of drink and story - gives it away as nothing more than a filler piece for them!

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  114. ZPF has been demonstrated by Iron+Sun · · Score: 4, Informative

    There have been experimental demonstrations of the veracity of the Casimir Effect, in which two closely spaced parallel plates are driven toward each other by the pressurre created by the ZPF.

    It still doesn't get around the laws of thermodynamics, however. Just becasue it's an exotic energy source doesn't mean the rules don't apply to it. It's just beloved by fringe free energy types becasue it involves the magic word 'quantum', and seems to spring from nowhere.

    1. Re:ZPF has been demonstrated by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Interestingly enough, I can get the same effect without quantum mechanics.

      If I place this flat sheet of metal on the ground, and hold this other sheet two inches up, and let go of the second...pow! ;)

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    2. Re:ZPF has been demonstrated by Iron+Sun · · Score: 1

      Exactly! Well put. It amuses me when I see true believers breathlessly enthusing about how the Casimir effect proves we can tap the mysterious ZPF to do useful work. All we need to do is to find a way to separate the plates again once we have extracted energy from their attraction, and bingo!

      Much like we can tap the mysterious force of gravity via a falling object. All we need to do is find a way to elevate the mass again so we can repeat the process. Well, duh. In both cases the good ol' 2nd Law confirms its status as the universe's biggest party pooper.

      This isn't to say that the ZPF may never be a component of some exotic future energy source. After all, we do harness gravity to produce useful work in hydro power schemes. But we indirectly rely on solar power to do the work of lifting the mass back to where it can be useful again.

  115. Even CNN is running the story by CitznFish · · Score: 0

    CNN got caught up in this as well.

    You know it will be all over the evening news on the tree hugging west coast. Free Energy! No more Power Plants! Hug a tree! Hooray! (yeah, I live here too...)

    Now this does remind me of a man whose name I forget, but he used to pull pranks on the media all the time and the media predictably fell for all of them. Anyone know who I am talking about?

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  116. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This message should not be classified as a "troll" one. In fact, it's more clever than the silly "analysis" done by Slashdot - reading the Reuters article it's clear they don't agree that the whole thing is possible, but as a matter of fact, it deserves to be publicized, being crazy or not.

  117. *cough* WHATEVER *cough* by inkless1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Slashdot is occasionally criticized for getting a story wrong, even though we diligently correct ourselves when necessary. My theory is that the difference between Slashdot and other media is that they never correct themselves, no matter how inaccurate"

    oh please. /. has the journalistic integrity of a high school newsletter. The ones published without an editor. Get over yourself.

    Unless the story has been seriously edited since first published, it's full of doubts itself. Just because they don't offer any scientific analysis of it doesn't mean they were duped.

    inky

    1. Re:*cough* WHATEVER *cough* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot has the journalistic integrity of the high school rumor mill.

  118. Why Do You Even Need Proof? by Alkaiser · · Score: 1

    If the 3 100-watt bulbs draining 4.5 kilowatts didn't destroy the claim enough, his math isn't even right.

    Even if he's using the literal definition of KW, and not the more widely used KWH, it'd be 300 watts per second * 90 seconds...or 27 KW. Where does he get 4.5 from? The only way I figure it is instead of mutiplying by 90 seconds, he did a quick multiplication. 15 * 300 is the only way I see to get 4500 there...anyone else?

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    1. Re:Why Do You Even Need Proof? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Were you absent they day they taught units in physics class? The watt is a unit of power. Power is energy per unit time. Thus, power times time is a unit of energy (thus, the kWH). watts per second would be, what, energy acceleration? It's not even used. Perhaps he meant 4500 Joules, which is nothing in terms of energy.

  119. Whoah hoah hoah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    News sites being duped into reporting stupid, unfounded stories?! Michael, you don't say! You'd never let that happen to Slashdot, right! You have more integrity than that, right?! PKB, you slimy bastard. Go back to modbombing threads for disagreeing with you little pischers.

  120. Physics class by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The Three Laws (everyone loves the Second Law[1]) are not a new thing, and they're not going away any time soon. This should have been taught in junior high."

    When they taught us these in junior high, in physics class, they also taught us that classical physics is an imperfect model of how things behave.

    I don't know enough about the stuff involved to argue either way on this particular point, but it's very much against the culture that I've always felt this site has embraced to say that anything is impossible.

  121. I wonder... by BlackGriffen · · Score: 1

    if this thing will still work when they unplug it from the wall?

  122. Nonsense, but not for the reasons claimed so far by shamino0 · · Score: 1
    The article is claiming that the device is tapping "zero point" energy, also known as "vacuum energy".

    Modern physics theory says that there is a tremendous amount of energy in otherwise empty space. But no existing device can tap this.

    I first read about vacuum energy in a book called Indistinguishable From Magic by Robert L. Forward.

    Of course, if the brightest physicists in the world haven't been able to come up with a practical method for tapping vacuum energy, I don't for an instant believe that some guy who isn't even a physicist managed to figure out how to do it in his garage. And I certainly don't believe he'd be keeping its inner workings (or his identity or his location, for that matter) a secret if it was real. If this was real, and he published, he would win an instant Nobel prize. But he won't publish, because he's a complete fraud, and he knows it.

  123. Who cares really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This doesn't even matter.. You guys should go out, get laid and breathe some fresh air...

    really

  124. Jaja! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This story coming from a bunch of mooks that just published a story about the Xbox being emulated and Redhat being bought out by AOL. Or have you deleted those stories yet to cover your asses?

    Hey, Mr. Pot -- It's Kettle on line one!

  125. Journalism... by joshjs · · Score: 1

    ...is not about proof anymore. It's about money now.

  126. Idiot on the internet by kenneth_martens · · Score: 1

    It's hard to believe so many respectable publications ran the perpetual motion story, but we shouldn't be surprised; there have always been gullible people.

    In fact, check out this guy's website: he's selling a book he wrote that explains the secrets of a true perpetual motion machine!

    Fortunately, there are some sane people in the world too. Check out Professor Hibbert's Perpetual Motion Page, as well as Eric's History of Perpetual Motion and Free Energy Machines and Prof. R.P. Feynman's Perpetual Motion Page

  127. Reuters by guttentag · · Score: 2
    It's amazing that Reuters ran this story.

    Reuters often puts stories on the wire before the AP does, but at a great cost. In general, Reuters stories are:

    • not as well written as AP stories
    • more likely to contain factual errors
    • more likely to contain typos

    My rule of thumb in posting wire stories on washingtonpost.com was that I would treat Reuters stories as a "heads up" and then wait for the AP version. If no AP story appeared and I still wanted to post the story, I'd run it through a spellchecker and then subject it to careful scrutiny.

    Something like this story could still get through, but the point is that news organizations should know to be more careful with Reuters.

  128. Holy Marketspeak, Batman! by grammar+fascist · · Score: 2

    Has anybody read this page? Wow, it's clearly a hoax just by the language. Here's a bit:

    The credibility of the system is definitively established and can be interpreted and demonstrated as being "the practical application of accepted techniques".

    There are no stages in the operation of this invention that require any constituent component to perform at anything other than that being, within its capability or in accordance with its specification.

    All the parts for this invention are in practical and productive everyday use. The methodology technique is accomplished by the innovative application in logical sequence of specifically selected constituent components whose performance compliment each other and function in co-operation.


    This is part of a brief description of the device. It's all like that.

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  129. It must be true: they quoted Al Gore! by nzgeek · · Score: 1

    Check out the utter bollocks here.

    Even just reading that page is enought to realise that it's just quackery!

  130. My two cents... by gnovos · · Score: 2

    Just for a second, let's say that these fools DID invent thier magical energy machine. Are they really the heros of the world? Not if they are trying to make a profit off of thier device. By keeping it secret, they would be worthy of a serious lynching, not a hero's parade. I am all for the progress of science and inventors getting paid for thier work, but when something like this comes around, it is simply too valuable to humanity to try and profit from. If the man who eventually finds the "cure" for cancer (not just a treatment, an actualy honest to goodness cure), or AIDS, or old age decided that he was going to only give it out to the highest bidder the world would be very very displeased. Free energy would transform the entire world forever. It would solve hunger (by providing palnts with energy for food, day and night, everywhere in the world), overpopulation (by providing the energy to get into space), poverty & crime (energy and money are interchangable, few realize this. When energy is free, economies will change on an astronomical scale), war (with limitless energy, everyone will have railguns, making even minor skermishes as pointless as thermonuclear war), everything.

    If these men are telling the truth, they will go down in history as villians.

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  131. Australian Skeptics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A couple of deluded fools in Queensland Australia created a free energy a while back.

    Australian Skeptics (www.skeptics.com.au) had a look, well they tried, and promtly declared it bollocks.

    This article (http://www.users.bigpond.net.au/orthogonal/skep/l utec1.pdf) explains what to look for when testing these claims. Hint: Don't measure the voltage of the batteries!

  132. Re:This is sooooo dumb... by TheBoquaz · · Score: 1

    You're right. We Americans obviously have no sense of sarcasm or subtlety. But at least we all have a firm scientific education.

    HA!

    However, a few years ago, I did read an account of a similar claim, but made by someone willing to give a name (don't remember who right now). He claimed to have a design using large gyroscopes to pull energy out of the Earth's rotation to generate power.

  133. Perpetual motion by YourGarbageMan · · Score: 2

    I agree that science holds many mysteries still but this claim holds all the hallmarks of a hoax. The 4 car batteries are an obvious tip off.

    Inconsistent claims such as this: ``Perpetual motion is impossible. This is a self-sustaining unit which at the same time provides surplus electrical energy,'' he (the inventor) said

    So the inventor claims that a perpetual motion (break even) machine is impossible but one that supplies surplus energy, well that's easy.

    I want to see this guys electricity bills for the last 17 months.

  134. Slashdot vs. other media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "And I have a second task as well. Slashdot is occasionally criticized for getting a story wrong, even though we diligently correct ourselves when necessary. My theory is that the difference between Slashdot and other media is that they never correct themselves, no matter how inaccurate, so readers are left with a false picture of accuracy."

    Even in print media, corrections and retractions are printed by upstanding companies. Often. Man.

  135. Not the first sighting of this device by SpacePunk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First off... Laws were made to be broken.

    Second, I'm going to reserve my judgement either way untill this device has been hauled into a credible (I.E. non-fossile-fuel paid) lab for testing.

    Perhaps he actually did it, perhaps not. He may just be a nut, he may be the current version of Tesla.

    As for his statement about perpetual motion... The story gives no idea if there's any motion at all in the mechanical sense. So, instead of just knee jerking and saying that it's a load of crap so it's not worth looking at, people should say "let's test the device and see if it does what the inventor says it does." Get that thing up on a platform, make sure there's no hidden power leads, have a disinterested third party take a look at the insides for batteries and the sort, and if it passes all those, run it under a load and see if it runs down. Would be quite a simple test, and more conclusive than the attitude of "You can't break the laws of physics so it's a load of bull." Over time in physics as with any science 'laws' are changed to fit what is currently known. A new thing/way pops up that violates those laws will require a complete rethinking of laws that scientists have come to consider unbreakable canon, and will cause them to have to throw out works of theirs that use the laws that have become invalid.

    So, it's completely in the best interest of the fossile fuel industry, and 'big science' that this device be disproved using any means possible.
    Before anybody takes it seriously enough to put it to the test.
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    1. Re:Not the first sighting of this device by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 2
      Of course there's perpetual motion in this machine. If there are no moving parts, you could easily create some by adding a motor to the system. The problem of generating energy with no input is equivelant to the perpetual motion problem.

      And of course, I'm sure there are many scientists out there who would just *love* to do exactly the test you describe. Will the inventor let them? NO, never in a million years. He'll just give some lame excuse as to why they can't. Even if he did and they found the hoax, he would just say that they had been paid off by the petroleum industry (without providing any evidence). These kind of people can't be reasoned with. That's why you have to be skeptical about these things. If you look at the history of these kind of inventions (and there have been many), I'm sure you'll see a definite trend: they have all turned out to be hoaxes.

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    2. Re:Not the first sighting of this device by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      I am skeptical. Being skeptical doesn't mean proclaiming "It's a load of hooey!", "Impossible!", etc... If you look at sketicism you'll see a long line of people that do just that... proclaim something to be bullshit without a reasonable test, kludge up some 'alternate' method the same 'trick' can be done, and expect the world to accept their proclimation. All claims must be tested (this applies to the so-called skeptic as well with the original claimant) before any reasonable conclusion can be reached. For instance, if someone approached me with claim X, I would require them to demonstrate that claim before I reached a conclusion. Then I would attempt to replicate claim X using their methods. If they do not wish to reveal their methods I would offer a contract known as a 'non-disclosure agreement' which is a legally binding contract. If they still resisted I'd tell them to call me back when they were serious. Even then I could not in good concience write claim X off as a load of horse shit, just them as being assholes or dumbasses. Unfortunately what's known as modern sketicism is full of personalities that are less interested in testing claims than they are in makeing proclimations so the world can ooo and ahhh at their 'intelligence' which feeds their need for feeling self-important.

      "If you look at the history of these kind of inventions (and there have been many), I'm sure you'll see a definite trend: they have all turned out to be hoaxes."
      So far. That's like saying that heavier than air flight is not possible, everybody has failed untill now so it's not worth looking into. Well, guess what sunshine, it wasn't an engineer working for a company or university that worked out heavier than air flight. It was two guys in a bicycle shop (according to history, but there's also the Gonzales brothers around the same time).

    3. Re:Not the first sighting of this device by Spy+Hunter · · Score: 2

      The problem is that a reasonable test can't be made, since the "inventor" won't allow it, as I explained in my previous post. In the absence of a test, all we can do is rely on history and our knowledge of the laws of science. It would definitely be worth looking into if it COULD be looked into (since of course history and/or the laws of science could be wrong). Unfortunately, it can't.

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  136. Give it another five minutes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A proper slashdotting will teach them!

    1. Re:Give it another five minutes... by J'raxis · · Score: 1

      Already getting slow-downs here. Maybe they should try running their webserver with their free-energy machine.

  137. I don't buy it... by ebbomega · · Score: 1

    What's holding the glue in place? Gravity? I personally don't believe in Gravity. The Earth just sucks.

    Besides. The HoZone doesn't exist in Ireland. When's the last time you heard specifically of a case of socks being lost in the dryer? I've never heard an irishman explain that something missing has gone somwhere mysterious like socks in the dryer.... I think an interested third party is responsible for this discrepancy.

    But this is getting too wagnerian for me so I'm gonna stop ranting.

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    1. Re:I don't buy it... by wildcard023 · · Score: 1


      Although the primary access point for the HoZone seems to be in Surrey, BC, the HoZone is actually parallel to our entire dimension. It can easily be accessed in Ireland in a few easy steps:

      1. Obtain a working dryer
      2. Give an irishman 20 pairs of socks to wash
      3. Give the irishman sufficient Guinness
      4. Send the irishman off to wash

      I gaurentee that this method will produce the loss of Sock Matter which adds potential energy to the HoZone.

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      We will not talk of the Illuminatus.

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  138. Free Energy by rlp · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows that Dexter's grandfather discovered Free Energy.

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  139. Energy Hoax by WillSeattle · · Score: 2, Insightful

    On the other hand, is such a hoax any worse than the current hoax we all live under, the one that says that Oil is necessary for our survival and operation?

    I mean, science and small companies have been operating clean coal and wind energy power at less than half the cost of oil or even natural gas for years now, and yet the media would have you believe we "have" to support the terrorists so we can get their oil.

    So, given the general state of the media and its coverage of energy, and the gullibility of the American public on this matter, I don't see why it's so unbelievable they'd buy into a "free energy" scam.

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  140. Reuters article in "Oddly Enough" section by Tryfen · · Score: 1

    The original article is placed in the "oddly enough" category. A category featuring tales of see-through clothes, sex shops and bigamy.

    Methinks they got the kid on work experience to file this one.

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  141. The true identity of the authors... by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2

    Turns out that this scam is actually by the editors of Social Texts who have been waiting all this time to get their own back on Alan Sokol.

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    1. Re:The true identity of the authors... by kometes · · Score: 1


      Turns out that this scam is actually by the editors of Social Texts who have been waiting all this time to get their own back on Alan Sokol.

      I like this idea. I can't help thinking jasker is an acronym:

      Join Alan Solok: Keep Exposing Rubbish
      Just Another Scam Keeping Everyone Ridiculed
      Jokes About Scientific Knowledge Earn Reward

  142. you're missing the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Consider a wood-burning generator that powers robots which gather wood to power the generator. For that matter, consider humans using energy to gather and eat food. These devices will continue to operate until the fuel is gone or the parts wear out. THIS IS NOT PERPETUAL MOTION.

    Thusly with this. Assuming free energy exists, and that it is being depleted upon use, this machine works until there is no free energy left. The other assumption is that there is a practically infinite supply of said free energy. If it were to ever be drained, this machine would stop. NO VIOLATION OF THE SECOND LAW.

    For the record, I think it's BS, too. But attacking an unlikely premise with faulty logic doesn't help.

  143. Deja vu? by The+Smith · · Score: 1
    Compare this compression hoax from last week:
    ZeoSync Corporation has significantly changed the history of compression theory in that we are now capable of introducing a multi-dimensional variable that allows for the intentional randomizing of patterned information sequences, and the encoding of single-bit-variances. This process allows for the transmission of only accelerated sequences without the traditional transmission of non-reducible sequences. This improvement allows for the transmission of hundreds of times the information across the same limited bandwidth channels and storage devices.
    with today's free energy hoax:
    This is accomplished, by utilisation of existing and proven state of the art technologies, combining novel features and innovative assembly techniques.

    The credibility of the system is definitively established and can be interpreted and demonstrated as being "the practical application of accepted techniques".

    There are no stages in the operation of this invention that require any constituent component to perform at anything other than that being, within its capability or in accordance with its specification.

    All the parts for this invention are in practical and productive everyday use. The methodology technique is accomplished by the innovative application in logical sequence of specifically selected constituent components whose performance compliment each other and function in co-operation.

    Attainment is determined by the systematic mathematical application in the defined mode, of the accurately selected operational segments. In reality the achievement of this invention adheres strictly with known, accepted and proven physics principles. It is emphasised there are no new discoveries disproving accepted physics laws. To reiterate there are no physics heresies, no physics contradictions and no ambiguous claims.

    Wait a minute... I've just got past the horrible grammar, and there's NOTHING in that description which is not true of my computer!

    Conclusion: Mr "Jasker" has invented a computer... 50 years too late.

  144. Deja Vu by Superpaz · · Score: 1

    This happened several years ago but that time it was some nut in his garage with a lego contraption. All the news organizations covered it in just the same way.

  145. Easy to find *some* corrections in other media by Seth+Finkelstein · · Score: 2
    My theory is that the difference between Slashdot and other media is that they never correct themselves, no matter how inaccurate, so readers are left with a false picture of accuracy.
    Umm, how hard would it have been to go the NY Times web site and type in a query for corrections ?

    I can't resist: Cheap Irony: Are you now going to correct yourself on the subject of corrections?

    Now, what merits a correction, that's lots of fun fodder for media analysis. Of course you won't have to pay out on the challenge, because this sort of article isn't the type of material that is thought to require a correction (but if you were fair, you'd send me a Thinkgeek T-shirt anyway for catching you out above :-)).

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  146. hey by nomadic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And I have a second task as well. Slashdot is occasionally criticized for getting a story wrong, even though we diligently correct ourselves when necessary. My theory is that the difference between Slashdot and other media is that they never correct themselves, no matter how inaccurate, so readers are left with a false picture of accuracy.

    Now wait just a minute. Every paper has a retractions section, and are usually very prompt in retracting things they get wrong. Your theory with all due respect, is completely and utterly wrong.

    Slashdot occasionally will retract things, but I think "diligent" is going a little overboard. And the retractions slashdot DOES print are usually very vague and defensive (when was the last time you saw "We made a mistake and didn't research this enough"; it's usually "Uhh this may not be totally accurate").

    Secondly, what exactly would they retract in this case? This is the story: "Irish engineer claims to have invented free energy machine". Which is totally accurate. Now most people here would agree that they shouldn't have even given this guy any attention, but the article does cast a lot of doubt on whether it works.

    FINALLY, as someone who has worked with newswire feeds, I can assure you that they often DO run retractions, but these take the form of advisories along the lines of "Article portrays incorrect information; it should read ". It's up to the individual newpapers to decide how to handle it, whether to withdraw the article, correct it, or print a retraction.

    I know I'm kind of going on a rant here, but this was a ridiculous claim. I like slashdot, but I really don't think the editors are entitled to take a high-handed position on editorial fact-checking. Look how often stories are summarized inaccurately, or old news is portrayed as new, or stories are repeated, or incendiary editorial comments are thrown in to skew the story.

    1. Re:hey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I loved the one where they got Goatse.cx'd. Seems Slashdot linked to something on SomethingAwful.com right when Kyanka was having the worst of his bandwidth problems -- so SA redirects the page to, you guessed it, Goatse.cx.

      The story was promptly deleted from the front page and search.pl, only accessible if you knew the URL. Taco's one-line addendum to the story? "Links were redirecting people so we removed it."

    2. Re:hey by lythe · · Score: 1

      From a fellow journalist - thank you, thank you, thank you.

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  147. Why would we need such a machine... by Sanity · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...when our planet is constantly bombarded by more energy than we could ever need? The radiation (heat, light, and other forms) that hits our planet daily from our Sun could, when captured, easily satisfy our energy needs. In effect, we are already using that energy since most natural resources that we consume are simply stored energy from the Sun, locked up millions of years ago by biological organisms.

    1. Re:Why would we need such a machine... by irecleas · · Score: 1

      We need something like this not because of a lack of available energy, but because the available energy is in the wrong form.
      There is enough solar energy hitting the earth to power everything we now use. The problem is turning it into electricity. Solar panels are big, expensive and inefficient. You need to have large arrays to get anything valuable, and because of their size you can't transport them.
      We need something small, yet with a high energy density. Solar panels just don't have this.

  148. Makes sense by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

    Reuters is more concerned with political correctness than they are with factual correctness. This is just one of several times in the last year I have noticed high bogon emissions coming from Reuters stories.

    Remember, these are the halfwits that declared that Bin Laden & co can't be referred to as 'terrorists' on their wire, just for one really whacked example.

    In the days of yore, papers couldn't afford to have reporters everywhere so when the telegraph appeared they created wire services. In those days papers didn't even pretend to be unbiased, eash town tended to have a paper unabashedly Republican and another just as blatently Democratic. However, since telegraph time was EXPENSIVE, it was impractical to send each story slanted several ways so reporters quickly learned that if they wanted the wire services to distribute their story it would have to impartial and at least appear factual because the wire service wasn't going to put out a story that at least half of their subscribers would reject.

    Bandwidth is cheap now and 90% of journalists are Democrats. Most towns have one struggling newspaper (left leaning of course) and some clue impaired idiots on TV running whatever their network schleps over the downlink to round out the money losing news/SPORTS/weather program. So Reuters (and most others) can send out anything they damn well please and doesn't suffer for it. Facts? Screw that!

    And now they wonder why readership/viewership is in a downward spiral. Nobody trusts the version of the 'news' put out by the establishment press, not even the left.

    So now we have the Internet. Lets not screw it up as well, ok?

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  149. Been there, done that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, what's amazing is not that these news agencies are running the story, but that they're doing it AGAIN. Almost this exact same scam has been done before.

  150. Garbage - Re:My two cents... by func · · Score: 1

    Hey, if this is real, and the guy really did spend 27 years on it, I think he should get to profit on it. You don't like it, you want free energy? Go spend 27 years of your own - you know it's possible now (assuming this guy isn't full of !@#$), get to it.

  151. Website by ocie · · Score: 2

    Anyone check out the wording on the website? It sounds like it was generated with Emacs dissociated press. Now that is a prepetual source of gibberish.

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  152. how funny... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the article claims that perpetual motion is impossible, but this is in effect the exact same thing. I have to wonder if the person that wrote this article has ever taken a junior high school physics class?

  153. A Modest Proposal - 2K2 Edition by dupper · · Score: 2, Funny
    I have the perfect solution to solve the world's energy problems. It may not be zero point energy, but there are billions of individual fuel sources for this, readily available on every continent on Earth except the Antarctic, with new sources being created every minute (source: PT Barnum). It's really quite simple: get all the fools and stupid people on the planet (such as certain Reuters reporters), and tell them some shallow, universally idiot-worshipped celebrity "genius" (Oprah, the Hollywood prettyboy of the week, anyone in People Magazine, take your pick) to praise the virtues of walking in circles all day, pushing a big wooden peg attached to a wheel (think of a cheesy, old sci-fi's, or a Warner Bros. cartoon's depiction of slave labour in the middle ages), in turn attached to a generator, and these idiots will put sheep to shame. Simple. Clean. Free energy.

    And yes, I realize that A Modest Proposal was a satirical political statementa and has an incompatible context (and was sarcastic in nature, unlike this post), but it still sounds good as a subject line, and was Ireland-related, sho up yersh. I gesh th'Guinnesh is gettin' to m'.

  154. Parts Wear Out by paulywog · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The article states: "the device can run indefinitely -- or at least until the parts wear out, adding that he has supplied all his own domestic power needs free for 17 months."

    But, hold on... What causes parts to wear out, typically? Friction, or the heat energy that is associated with friction. At the very least, "wearing out" indicates a change in the physical or chemical characteristics of something. Change can only come through the transfer of energy. So, either the device is able to create not only enough power to light bulbs and keep itself running, but also extra power to wear out its own parts!! I guess it's too efficient for it's own good.

    Holes in the story ALL OVER the place!

  155. I believe Fermat wrote by danro · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "It is impossible to divide a cube into two cubes, a fourth power into two fourth powers, and in general any power except the square into two powers with the same exponents,...I have discovered a truly wonderful proof of this, but the margin is too narrow to hold it."

    He was a really clever guy, but that was really far out... =)
    The difference of Fermat and this "inventor"-guy of course beeing that Fermat is/was a very merited scientist, and his credibility made it possible for him to sneak this one past.
    Follow this link to check it out in more depth.
    I found the Fermat reference really fun, but perhaps it's just us (ex) math types...

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    1. Re:I believe Fermat wrote by linzeal · · Score: 1

      Fermat was a lawyer and published only one mathematics paper in his lifetime.

    2. Re:I believe Fermat wrote by mlylecarlin · · Score: 1

      But his amateur work places him in the top 10 practicers of mathematics of all times, as far as I'm concerned, and most folk agree with me.

    3. Re:I believe Fermat wrote by mlylecarlin · · Score: 1

      But he was *right*.

    4. Re:I believe Fermat wrote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Fermat was not right. The theorem was right, but he almost certainly did not have a (correct) proof of it.
      • The state of the art in mathematics at the time was insufficient to prove it by any means similar to Wiles's.
      • It is likely he would have made the claim publically if he was sure of it himself.
      • Wiles took something like 10 years to prove it (while not working on much else); Fermat never devoted enough time to it to complete a proof of that magnitude.
  156. "Nonsense" - Michael? by Uberminky · · Score: 1
    Three 100 Watt light bulbs created a drain of 4500 Watts, according to the nameless inventor. That would be an impressive feat all by itself, except that it's total nonsense.
    I agree that the overall story seems fairly certain to be nonsense. But there's nothing nonsensical about three 100 Watt lightbulbs draining 4500 Watts of power. It simply means he's not running it at 120 volts.
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  157. Sounds pretty easy from the description by macemoneta · · Score: 2

    "In a demonstration for Reuters, a prototype -- roughly the size of a dishwasher -- was run for around 10 minutes using four 12-volt car batteries as an initial power source. Emitting a steady motorized hum, the machine powered three 100-watt light bulbs for the duration."

    It sounds like the box contained a bunch more batteries, and a DC-to-AC inverter (the "hum"). If the box contains 5 12V batteries, the 4 external batteries would be charged (at least initially). The combination of 9 12VDC batteries, could keep 3 100 watt bulbs going for a long time (probably at least a day, enough to wear out any news reporter).

    It doesn't sound like much of a trick from the description.

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  158. can we intentionally slashdot the guys site?... by josquint · · Score: 1

    everybody click the 'inventors' site NOW!!!

  159. Two Words by Astin · · Score: 2

    Hamster Power

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  160. Time to Get Serious by BlackGriffen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I doubt that anyone here needs a point-by-point debunking, but just to show how fuking stupid the journalist was: "A multimeter reading of the batteries' voltage before the device started up showed a total of 48.9 volts. When it was switched off, a second reading showed 51.2 volts, indicating that, somehow, they had been reimbursed." Not true. The article describes the place as "cold". Car batteries run on a process that requires ions to drift through a solution. I haven't done any calculations, but my gut tells me that the hotter the battery, the greater the open circuit voltage should be since the chemical processes producing the electricity will go faster. All they've proved is that the batteries warmed up during the test (assuming their voltage was measured with everything disconnected to ensure there was no fraud in the measurement taking), quite plausible since that's what batteries do when you use them. "which remained lit during a short power cut." Attach a fly wheel to a generator and motor. Cut power to motor, fly wheel continues to drives generator for a while. "``The draw on the batteries was estimated at more than 4.5 kilowatts. With any existing technology the batteries would have been drained flat in one and a half minutes,'' the inventor said." Ok, 4.5 kW, at about 50 V, you're talking about roughly 90 Amps of current! Considering that the power dissipated by the battery's internal resistance is I*I*R, you're talking about 91kW being dissipated by each battery if the internal resistance was 1 Ohm (1 ohm internal resistance is reasonable, isn't it?). Those fuking batteries should have exploded. All I have left to say is, "Reuters, you're about 2 months early for April fools day." BlackGriffen

  161. Responsible reporting by sgtsnowman · · Score: 0

    Friends don't let friends let the interns do the story selection.

  162. Ever seen the "Corrections" section of a newspaper by the_quark · · Score: 2

    My theory is that the difference between Slashdot and other media is that they never correct themselves, no matter how inaccurate, so readers are left with a false picture of accuracy.

    So...is /. going to print a retraction of this obviously false statement?

  163. Finally! by Wrexs0ul · · Score: 1

    Now I can check my email AND play solitaire at the same time!

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  164. Exactly what I was wondering... by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    They said the demo was using a "washing machine sized box" connected to the external batteries. You could hide a lot of stuff in a space like that!

    Also, I don't remember any mention of what noises (if any) the machine made whle in operation. You would think the statement that it ran "until the parts wear out" would imply some kind of mechanical action that might be audible.

    If they start selling them in the US with a one year money-back plan I might buy one - but I'm not going to be running down to the wal-mart every day to see if they're in stock yet!
    .

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  165. Ladies and Gentlemen! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    *Ahem*

    Nigger and spic
    Nigger and spic
    won't you please
    suck my dick!

    oh, and gooks and sand-nigs too.

    Thank you thank you VERY much! Good night!

  166. The truth behind it is... by cHiphead · · Score: 0

    Those jasker folks just wanted free publicity for their newest BattleBot entry.

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  167. Two guesses by wdr1 · · Score: 0, Troll

    More importantly, how many of you, within two tries, could have guessed which of Slashdot's Village Idiots posted this story?

    I can't help put wonder if Taco or any of the other Editors I respected would have posted this, along with the pandering Tshirt and "check your local newspaper" thing. Can't help but come up with a big-ass no.

    Man, I wish Timothy and Michael would just go away.

    Okay, mod me down as Flamebait/Troll/Off Topic now.

    -Bill

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    1. Re:Two guesses by inkless1 · · Score: 1

      wish I could mod you up, but I've been replying on the same thing. Headline should have just been "Slashdot is smartypants, read on"

      inkly

  168. suppressed technologies by PaganRitual · · Score: 1

    of course the article is wrong. you cant create energy out of nowhere, its impossible, in the same way that the earth cant possibly revolve around the sun. :)
    scientific advances are normally made by people finding that the current rules that they have been adhering to have in fact been incorrect, regardless of the amount of 'proof' found to support the previous 'law'.

    i dont have the knowledge to immediately embrace or dismiss the claims made, and from reading a lot of what has been posted, neither do most of the rest of you. its just fun to follow the first person to starting making it fun of it all like sheep.
    i find it an exciting prospect to consider, just like the petrol car that was adapted to run on water.
    never heard of it? what a suprise, it was taken to big business instead of to a media outlet and after a few 'strange' accidents was never heard of again, only to be made fun of by people who think that 'that possibly couldnt happen', when they know nothing about the subject (begin relevant conspiracy theory here). wish i had a link to point to.

    you shouldnt be so quick to jump all over something just because you think you know better
    [troll] leave that to the hardcore religious types [/troll]

    1. Re:suppressed technologies by BlackGriffen · · Score: 1

      Not so fast. I don't know about suppressed technologies (I could imagine a car that splits water to store energy and later burn it back in to water), but I do know that the account given was bunk. Read my post just above yours. I am familiar with the issues involved sufficiently to say, without referring to any laws of thermodynamics, that the "inventor"'s account was innacurate, and even offered a plausible explanation for the account on Rueters.

      Also, note well that sound science (i.e. Newton, Galileo, et al) has never been proven flat out wrong. Even relativity and quantum mechanics were just slight modifications to the theory from the point of view of day to day human experience. For most problems, the difference they make in the calculations is about 1 part in a million. So even if the laws of thermodynamics are proven wrong one day, I doubt that they will be proven so grossly wrong that some yokel with poor funding will be able to build a free energy machine.

      BlackGriffen

  169. Spooky! by Iron+Sun · · Score: 1

    Wow. Same post time, and user IDs just 3 numbers apart!

    I call jinx!

    1. Re:Spooky! by Iron+Sun · · Score: 1

      Oops. Looked at the new-fangled post ID rather than user ID. We both posted the same link, though, so I still call jinx!

    2. Re:Spooky! by RayBender · · Score: 1
      fair enough.. :)

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  170. Give Yahoo some credit at least by oomcow · · Score: 1

    They posted the Reuter's article under "Lifestyles" instead of "Technology" or "Science."

  171. magnet device by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    this reminds me of when i was thinking about a magnet device. You would have two vertical cylnders that stood parralel to eachother with strips of powerfull magnets on them, one of the cylnders would be the positive side of the magnet and the other would be negative. give it a little spin and the two cylnders repelling eachother should spin for a long time no? i never tried this out at all and i'm sure there's some explination why it would fail miserably so could someone please explain why this would not work??

    1. Re:magnet device by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is an interesting idea, however I'm no scientist either.

    2. Re:magnet device by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well in the first place the magnetic fields would cause drag and eventualy stop it if the air resistance and gravity did not stop it first.

  172. Sorry by Mike+Hicks · · Score: 2

    "In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"
    -- Homer Simpson

    Sorry, I just had to do it

  173. Sounds like the Tesla car by Spy4MS · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It was supposed to be an electric car that ran for a week without refueling at speeds up to 90 MPH. Tesla reportedly built a generator to demonstrate it that ran off of permanent magnets and vacuum tubes purchased at a nearby electronics store. He said the energy to power the car came from "the ether". The stories I've read have been a little mysterious, much like the man himself. This search found this link to an article about it.

    1. Re:Sounds like the Tesla car by dasgod · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Ok This is not correct Tesla claimed to have been able to harness power from the earth. The earth does carry a charge and does have a magnetic field there the earth does have potential energy.

      Tesla patents claim that by getting the correct receptor the power of earth could be tapped for free. This would make metering electricity impossible.

      Interestingly he was never able to complete his experiment due to J.P. MORGAN. Morgan ended up controlling Tesla's patents and the Tesla Co. Morgan also a huge influence on Tesla during his life time. Morgan was making a lot of cash from inefficient power distribution and lighting. Morgan owned General Electric, US steel and Guegeniun Cooper Mines and some power companies like Niagara. GE made a Mint of Niagara Falls. All of these interested made Morgan huge profits due to inefficient technologies like the hot Edison light bulb. Tesla's cold and efficient flourescent light bulb patent was also controlled by JP Morgan. Thus it was a full 50 years until fluorescent light came out commercially.

      So next time you pay your 'metered' power bill or change those crappy GE built hot light bulb reflect on economics or greed of capitalist like jp and there affect on history and SCIENCE!!!

    2. Re:Sounds like the Tesla car by Mandelbrute · · Score: 2
      It was supposed to be an electric car that ran for a week without refueling at speeds up to 90 MPH.
      I heard that Czech folk tale too. Tesla was portrayed as a charletan by his ememies at the time who made all kinds of weird claims about what he was doing, but ultimately he ended up with the patents (and we use AC current instead of the DC that Edison was pushing). When your enemies are J.P. Morgan, Edison and Marconi and you come from a little central european country that is part of an ancient and crumbling empire, then the dirt sticks (particularly if you announce stuff early, like preliminary work on early return, or if you speculate about possibilities).

      As for learning the secrets of the universe from aliens, a lot of stuff is researched outside the US, so it would be true. Some of the scientists that fled the Nazis may have initially even been illegal aliens before their citizenship came through.

  174. Classic example: by Ethelred+Unraed · · Score: 3, Funny
    A few years ago in the Hamburg (Germany) main newspaper, the Abendblatt, they reported (I'm not joking) that Russians program especially dangerous virii -- because the code is in Cyrillic, which "normal" computers can't handle.

    I figure some jerk reporter was pecking some geek to provide him with some juicy info, and the geek made something up...

    cya

    Ethelred

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    1. Re:Classic example: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, learn the proper English plural of the word 'virus.'

      There's no need to be making up words in hopes of sounding smarter. You only end up looking silly.

  175. michael is a moron. by MisterBlister · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    its true its true.

    Articles like this get published all the time on slow news days...

    The article takes an extremely skeptical stance, and despite what michael said about non-humor, there ARE bits of humor in there (Guiness reference).

    This proves that MICHAEL is an incompetant boob, not that Reuters is.

  176. How I tested this theory by zurab · · Score: 1, Funny
    Interested in this new "development" I tried the following method to accept or reject the theory:
    1. I unplugged a lamp from my desk and put it on top of the dishwasher;
    2. Opened the dishwasher, left part of the lamp power cable hanging down;
    3. Ran couple of short wires from 2 new Duracell 9V batteries to inside of the dishwasher;
    4. Closed and locked the dishwasher making sure all 3 wires/cables got in while the lamp and batteries stayed out;
    5. Put the lamp switch on the ON position;
    6. Ran the dishwasher on a short wash setting.

    The expected result (if the Jasker theory were true) was that
    • dishwasher cycle would complete
    • the lamp would be lit during the dishwasher operation
    • the batteries wouldn't lose any power.

    Actual resutls from the test:
    • dishwasher cycle ran as expected
    • light bulb in the lamp remained off
    • batteries didn't lose any power

    From these results I conclude that perpetual motion is possible as demonstrated by my dishwasher; however, it doesn't generate excess power/electricity.
  177. Cold Fusion and the duping of the Media by d.valued · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I don't know how many of you know about Mancow, a nationally syndicated broadcaster beaming out of Chicago, but he did a better job of messing with the media.

    He sent out a press release stating that, to publicize his program, a set of billboard ads depicting the Juniors from last years' election (that would be Al Gore, Jr. and George Bush, Jr.) sparking up the large-sized blunts, to steal a line from Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie.

    He watched the media report on this; to his amazement, Fox News Channel, CNN, and all the local network affiliate newscasts all repeated, word-for-word, this news release.

    Problem was, of course, it was untrue.

    Now, before you say 'it's another cold fusion insident', think about fuel cell technology. I wouldn't be in the least surprised if any of the scientists who are currently working on fuel cells at least had a pilot light under their ass because of the concept of cold fusion. After all, fuel cells create energy from hydrogen and run cool, right?

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    1. Re:Cold Fusion and the duping of the Media by trombird · · Score: 1

      When you referred to fuel cell technology, do you know if http://www.blacklightpower.com/ falls into that category? I have read numerous newpaper articles quoting scientists who think Randall Mills is a quack (or a deceiver). And yet there seems to be more to his claims than most(at least he has some big energy companies investing in his research). Here is a quote from their site:

      "BLACKLIGHT POWER, Inc. (BLP) of Cranbury, New Jersey, is developing a revolutionary technology based on novel hydrogen chemistry. More explicitly, energy is catalytically released as the electrons of atomic hydrogen are induced to undergo transitions to lower energy levels corresponding to fractional quantum numbers with the production of plasma, light, and novel hydrogen compounds [1-33]."

    2. Re:Cold Fusion and the duping of the Media by tjb · · Score: 1

      Blacklight Power may or may not be a hoax. I tend to think they may be onto something, as they have published some peer-reviewed papers (see their web-site, lots of stuff, some reviewed), but then again, it may not pan out or be completely make-believe. Either way, their tech doesn't violate thermodynamics in any fundamental way.

      Essentially, with their tech, you'd take your fuel (in this case, water), and input some energy to start their reaction. Then, using thethe excess energy from the reaction would be used to start further reactions in the fuel supply, while still leaving some energy left over for useful work. This isn't perpetual motion, though, since, when you're out of fuel, its game over. They are very upfront about the fact that it would take more energy to to make more water (fuel) than what was generated by the process.

      The novel compounds appear to be a useful byproduct, but cannot be re-used as fuel.

      Tim

    3. Re:Cold Fusion and the duping of the Media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      isn't 'fractional quantum numbers' an oxymoron?

    4. Re:Cold Fusion and the duping of the Media by Mr+D.+Logan · · Score: 1

      "as the electrons of atomic hydrogen are induced to undergo transitions to lower energy levels"

      This here is,of course, bullsh*t, as anyone with a freshman chemistry course would know -- the electrons in atomic hydrogen are already in the lowest energy state. Fractional quantum numbers? Do they mean spin states? This crap reminds me of the pack of lies in my grandmother's quack health newsletters about how there is a Type II Diabetes that the medical community refuses to treat.

    5. Re:Cold Fusion and the duping of the Media by roady · · Score: 1

      >After all, fuel cells create energy from hydrogen and run cool, right?

      Energy is never created nor destroyed.

    6. Re:Cold Fusion and the duping of the Media by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      correct.
      you cannot have fractions of quantum numbers.
      I have an hounours degree in physics.

    7. Re:Cold Fusion and the duping of the Media by spiro_killglance · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not in 3 dimensions. In 2 and 4 dimension, you
      can have particles called anyons, with non
      half integral spin, which are something between
      bosons and fermions. Also the fractionally
      quantum hall effect has fractional quantum
      numbers. However the parent article is right
      when it comes to atoms, you cannot have fractionally quantum states on a hydrogen atom,
      without quantum mechanics being wrong.

  178. This guy's slow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, seriously, how long does it take to fill a dishwasher with car batteries and the appropriate connecting wires?

  179. Battery powered? by evilrunner · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ok. We have three 100W (watt) lightbulbs, and a drain of 4500W durring a two hour run. This means that the lightbulbs used 600W of power durring that time leaving 3900W used by the machine its self. There was a ten minute "startup" time using four 12Volt car batteries. A decent car battery has a capacity of 50Ah (amp hours, which is "is the amount of energy charge in a battery that will allow one ampere of current to flow for one hour"). So unless I calculated wrong, the "free energy" machine was able to take in about 3600W per battery (assuming the battery fully discharged, provided all of its rated charge, maintained a voltage of 12V and ignoring any internal resistance in the battery. And yes I know this is kinda a bogus number). A more likely/realistic output would have been about 1500W per battery. Multiply that by four batteries and you have "!gasp!" 6000W. Subtract the 4500W the machine consumed and you are left with plenty of energy. I'm not entirely sure about my calculation method here so prove me wrong. If the machine ran for a longer period say, a few days, and without the startup batteries, I might be impressed.

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    1. Re:Battery powered? by GreyKnight · · Score: 1

      We have three 100W (watt) lightbulbs, and a drain of 4500W durring a two hour run. This means that the lightbulbs used 600W of power durring that time..... so prove me wrong

      This got modded as insightful?

      Three 100W lightbulbs running for 2 hours use 300W of power. Three 100W lightbulbs running for ten years use 300W of power (assuming they don't burn out first). Methinks thou dost confuse thy units. Power != Energy.

  180. I hate it when ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    People correct others on the use of the word ironic. There are several accepted definitions, even if not accepted by pedants like Tattva.

    got this off google, think it's pretty apt:
    Different kinds of irony. The common form of irony (called situation irony) is when what is expected to happen is the opposite of what actually happens. It requires more then just that though for it to be really ironic. I heard a comedian do a skit about the Alanis Moriesette song and he gives a good example of what would actualyl be irony. In the song there is the line about being stuck in a traffic jam when you are already late. This is not ironic, it is unfortunate. But, if you were a city planner on your way to a convention about traffic congestion in order to give a presentation stating that the city traffic is fine and you got stuck in a traffic jam, then it would be ironic.

    Now, dramatic irony is when the audience watching a play or movie knows more then the character(s) speaking the lines on stage. Like in Macbeth when Duncan says to Lady Macbeth "conduct me to mine host" not knowing that she plans to kill him and his host would thus be death.

    Verbal irony is the one that is close to sarcasm. In fact, it is what most people think sarcasm is. Verbal irony is when you say one thing but mean something else (like the opposite). So if I were to say "Smooth move" when you messed up that would be verbal irony. This differs from sarcasm because sarcasm is biting speech intended to hurt (so it does not necessarily have to be ironic). It actually comes from a greek word meaning to "tear flesh".

    1. Re:I hate it when ... by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Sarcasm is usually a form of verbal irony, intended to be hurtful or when speaking bitterly. Sarcasm can also technically be, although it's not usually used that way, any satirical biting or rude remark. 'Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!' is technically sarcasm. Many of The Onion's stories, while all the facts are true, are sarcastic.

      Most verbal irony that is opposite in meaning to what you actually mean is sarcasm, as you usually won't get it interpeted as sarcasm unless you say it in a satirical voice. Technically, deadpan deliviers, while often funnier than sarcasm, are not sarcastic.

      But, you know, I don't really care, and meanings of words change over times. ;)

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    2. Re:I hate it when ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The common form of irony (called situation irony) is when what is expected to happen is the opposite of what actually happens. It requires more then just that though for it to be really ironic. I heard a comedian do a skit about the Alanis Moriesette song and he gives a good example of what would actualyl be irony. In the song there is the line about being stuck in a traffic jam when you are already late. This is not ironic, it is unfortunate. But, if you were a city planner on your way to a convention about traffic congestion in order to give a presentation stating that the city traffic is fine and you got stuck in a traffic jam, then it would be ironic.

      Ed Byrne of Ireland.

      "It's like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife... now that's not ironic, that's just fucking stupid. How big is your sink, Alanis? What do you need the knife for, to kill the annoying bastard who keeps leaving spoons lying around?
      Okay, let's imagine for a minute that you need a knife, so you're looking around but all you can find are 10,000 spoons... could happen! But you can't find the knife, so you can't do whatever it was you needed the knife for. But then the next day you realise that a spoon would have done... "You're only opening a can, a spoon could have done that you eejit!" "Damn it, I had 10,000 of the bastards yesterday.... oh the irony!"

      The only ironic thing about that song is it's written by someone who has no idea what irony is."

  181. What would Stephen Hawking say about this? by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think Hawking would say this.

    Thanks to the crew at www.mchawking.com we now know how Stephen feels about the second law; and by extrapolation, how he feels about "Energy from nothing".

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  182. Offtopic my ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The editorial was about journalistic integrity with a loose tie-in to physics. The author (Michael) made claims to Slashdot's journalistic integrity in the article, which the parent post questioned. How in the name of all that is holy is this offtopic?

    Although this is probably just a moderator not doing his job properly (gee, when has this ever happened), it also wouldn't surprise me if this post was yet another victim of editor moderation of a post critical of /.

    The truth is out there, people.

  183. Internal Resistance in Batteries? by Calcbert · · Score: 2, Informative

    Measuring a voltage on the batteries AFTER the light bulbs were powered vs. during the powering of the light bulbs makes it sounds like the car batteries have internal resistance like any battery out there. This is commonly known as putting a load on a non ideal voltage source.

  184. Are you hot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There aren't many chicks here on /. so I like to find out about as many as I can. How big are your boobies? Do you shave your pussy?

    TIA for your reply.

    1. Re:Are you hot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think that's Heather Havrilesky, she sounds Russian? Maybe masculine. TEHEHEHE. How did I know? Google. and I know she talks about Jon Katzs sometimes. She is the famous polly@suck.com, seriously. But now that suck is gone, she went to plastic I think, (which is still wired?). But her blog is on TinyLittlePenis I AM SERIOUS. Ask brian.

    2. Re:Are you hot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From Filler dayz, I'd say, she'd beat the shit out of ya, she's a feminist, da. Pretty pleasing on the eye as well (I ment in a non-sexist way, seriously, I'd say the same if a guy was good looking). But, warning, dont piss her :)

    3. Re:Are you hot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      UM! If that's Heather Havrilesky as an AC mentioned. Then, I'd say, very nice for first question, and probably for second question. But, I wouldn't ask them directly, cause um. I still like living a bit =)

      One question, why are you doing lame stories for Wired now?! Suck was cool, but plastic is good too.

  185. 100:1 compression of random data by lightray · · Score: 1

    It wasn't so long ago that slashdot published this similarly ridiculous claim.

  186. Speaking Of Journalistic Integrity... by Lethyos · · Score: 4, Redundant

    At the end of this story, michael notes how major news sources do not correct themselves as the righteous Slashdot does.

    What exactly is this, however:

    "Dozens of submitters, some of them quite credulous, have written in pointing to this Reuters story about an anonymous inventor who claims to have solved the universe's energy woes. It's amazing that Reuters ran this story. It's even more amazing that news media across the country are running it too."

    The first part of this statement reflect upon Reuters with neutrality. Michael says the story is about an inventor who claims. Following this, Michael makes it seem like Reuters had placed their endorsement on the story by calling their posting of it "amazing". It's not so "amazing" that even reliable news sites post stories of claims. Reading the artcile shows its not so amazing. Reuters doesn't believe the scientist. Slashdot thinks Reuters does.

    Michael whines about how people attack Slashdot editors' journalistic integrity, but here's an obvious example. Reuters was not scammed. Their integrity is intact because they retained bipartisanship in regards to the story. It's not their place to judge the claim as true or false. It is however their position to report the claim. News sources must be neutral so that the public can draw their own conclusions. Of course, the editors at Slashdot don't seem to understand this. They are extremely biased, and instead of letting the readers decide for themselves by simply reporting on the fact that news sites are themselves reporting such a claim, michael has drawn the conclusion that everyone believes it.

    So keep whining about how we all flame you for not having integrity of the journalistic sort. It won't change how Slashdot does its reporting.

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    1. Re:Speaking Of Journalistic Integrity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uhoh... calling /. into question. better bitchslap this quick before it catches on

    2. Re:Speaking Of Journalistic Integrity... by Phanatic1a · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It is however their position to report the claim.

      How do you figure?

      Over-unity claims are a dime a dozen; you can hardly take a peek into the sci.physics.* hierarchy without having about 3 or 4 fall onto your disk. It's standard crankish crackpottery, and these claims have been being made for many decades now. Nobody can produce something that actually does what it claims, the claims are in direct contravention of the laws of thermodynamics, and they're just simply old hat. *Thousands* of people make these groundless claims.

      So what makes this one so different that Reuters felt compelled to run an article on it? Why are they ignoring all the other over-unity freaks? Did this one give them free beer?

      It's the job of Reuters to only print stories that are actually worth reading. This one doesn't qualify, except that a reporter was taken in by a demonstration in which 3 light bulbs were driven with car batteries.

    3. Re:Speaking Of Journalistic Integrity... by jeff13 · · Score: 1

      You're being far too logical. Your explaining the obvious to these posters. If there is one thing I have learned about /. readers (aside from the Microsoft plants and various Marketing sharks swimming around the Net surf), it's that they are excellent programmers.

  187. Junk Food News by SirSlud · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You people are just prooving that "Dog Bites Man" (which is real news, but happens often) does not make good news, while "Man Bites Dog" (the infrequent type of news that has no bearing on your life) is news.

    Junk Food news is the weapon of the large media conglomerates. After all, if you're busy laughing at "Man Bites Dog", you're liable not to see the dog about to bite you, sneaking up, unreported, from behind.

    Which is to say, if this story is so incredulous, why support and motivate the desire for the APs and Reuters of the world to print this kind of stuff? Do you think they are interested in bringing you news that affects your life, or more interested in bringing you news you lap up, laugh, argue over, and dis, and ultimately has no direct bearing on your life (until this thing hits mass production, of course).

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    1. Re:Junk Food News by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      In other words
      , Junk Food news is the jounalistic equivilent of crack - sure, its fun and makes you feel great (superior, normal, well-adjusted, sane, whatever), but it distracts you from knowing whats actually going on in the world that affects you.

      Yeah, I might be overreaching here, but most newspapers I read consistantly run news stories that are more entertainment oriented than news oriented. Compare this to newspapers from 80 years ago, where, due to the lack of corperate interests in keeping you well fed with junk, they relagated this kind of neato-but-useless reporting to the back pages. And if this story was run mostly in back pages, then it's slashdot who's guilty of promoting junk food news.

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  188. Perpetual Motion by Uberminky · · Score: 1
    Of course, there's nothing actually impossible about perpetual motion or a self-sustaining machine. What's impossible is going over-unity, and giving off excess power. If I throw a baseball in a perfect orbit around the moon, that thing won't come down until something external interferes. Of course for any practical purposes I can think of, this is useless, but I'm just pointing out that it is incorrect to say things like "perpetual motion is impossible".

    Also, I thought Michael's whole "the media is retarded, I am a genius" thing was a little overboard. Did we really need a page and a half of his reasons not to read the article? Alright, enough from me..

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  189. Dbl std: Perpetual Motion vs. Software Patents by lildogie · · Score: 5, Funny

    > The office would then set it going and if it was still running a year later, they would consider the patent application.

    So why don't they do this with software patents?

    1. Re:Dbl std: Perpetual Motion vs. Software Patents by Quixote · · Score: 2

      > The office would then set it going and if it was still running a year later, they would consider the patent application.

      So why don't they do this with software patents?


      Because even if the software survives the 1-year test, the dot-coms that submitted the application won't ?

    2. Re:Dbl std: Perpetual Motion vs. Software Patents by nettdata · · Score: 2

      >> The office would then set it going and if it was still running a year later, they would consider the patent application.

      >So why don't they do this with software patents?

      They tried it, but after they couldn't get Windows (their only authorized OS) to run that long, they had to can the concept.

      ;)

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  190. Wait. Hold up a second. by global_diffusion · · Score: 1

    Isn't this kind of stuff supposed to be in New Scientist?
    Man, they got scooped good!

  191. travesty of journalism by f00zbll · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There used to be a time when reporters and news people were intelligent with critical skills. It's obvious those days are gone and news have become Stone Philips. Do I really care if some news personality wears nice designer suits and has a personal stylist? Fck no. So called main stream journalism has no more credibility than the national inquirer. This is truly sad. I'm not even going to bother with the contents of that so called "news article."

  192. Wonderful math... by pridkett · · Score: 3, Informative
    ``The draw on the batteries was estimated at more than 4.5 kilowatts. With any existing technology the batteries would have been drained flat in one and a half minutes,'' the inventor said
    And yet the machine only "powered" three 100 watt light bulbs. Now, IAAEE (I am an electrical engineer) and that doesn't add up to more than 300 watts. Maybe they got watts and watt-hours mixed up I thought...but then they would have to run for 15 hours, a lot more than the 2 or so stated. Well, it's a nice humorous read for a wednesday evening.
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  193. hyper-nerd by mgandhi2 · · Score: 1

    i believe that the scientific term for this fellow is "hyper-nerd", a nerd that even nerds do not want to associate with. like that kid with really bad acne who always picked his nose. not many people realize this, but it's actually the hypernerd's fault that the nerd gets beaten up in high school for thinking that zork was cool, or being able to create digital porn in 16 bit color.

    "i built this innovative and important invention...but i can't tell you how it works. trust me, it's important. i know, i know,...ok fine. it takes energy...and makes energy from that energy. and has energy left over. now, wait, just trust me. it's cool. ...and it's important. like the wheel. be sure to put that in there. as important...as...the wheel. thank you. ...want to see my moth collection? trust me...it's cool. and innovative. like the wheel."

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  194. hypocrisy by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Slashdot is occasionally criticized for getting a story wrong, even though we diligently correct ourselves when necessary.

    Hmm, wasn't it necessary to correct yourself for spewing this nonsense:

    A good idea to grab a good student, but here in 'Free' America these kids would have been thrown in jail for violating the DMCA

    Sure, it's the false nonsense of someone else, but that's the same with the Reuters story.

  195. Check your math, by schroet · · Score: 1

    4 car batteries at roughly full power = 48.9 volts. Device powers up, runs light bulb for 10 minutes. If this was a conventional electrical generator-odd as it sounds being powered by batteries-it would burn roughly .3kwh to power the 3 100w light bulbs for 10 minutes. Using electricity to generate electricity is not very efficient, yet there was a net gain on the original energy source. Device continues to run for another 2 hours. Again if it was a generator running off the car batteries this would have consumed those @15 times in those 2 hours yet yet the device continued to run. The article doesn't state that they ran 3 100w bulbs for 2 hours off 4 car batteries. It states they "started" a device that in turn generated roughly .6kwh and still had a net gain on the starter batteries.

    There probably is another power source concealed within the device that falsifies the readings, however your math is totally flawed. I think it's a hoax as much as the next guy but your reasoning is off.

    The article describes an electrically started generating device that returns a net gain. It doesn't say that 3 100w bulbs should drain 4.5kwh in 2 hours. It says that an electrically powered electrical generator would consume roughly 4.5kwh to generate the .6kwh the light bulbs use during a 2 hour period.

  196. Re:Kuro5hin user moderation system by Raetsel · · Score: 1

    Oh, good point!

    I'd forgotten about the voting-on-stories bit over there. Probably because I just read, and have never bothered to create an account.

    Still, to their credit, I wouldn't call their story as "gushing" as what I saw from Reuters via Yahoo. They come right out and ask "Discovery or Hoax?", as well as including the fact that critics call it "voodoo science." Their 'story' is also a simple paragraph with a link to Yahoo, versus an entire page.

    The readership probably voted it up more to point out Reuters' stupidity than their own.


    On a side note, I find it most suspicious that the 'machine' appears to be welded shut, and even more suspicious that the reporter didn't question the fact.

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  197. Location, location, location! by saikou · · Score: 2, Funny

    The author of new super machine noticed, that it works especially well when placed above buried electricity cable or by the aerial electricity wire hangers. "The Zero Point energy loves our current electricity transports and seem to be attracted to them".

    In other stories today, Irish electricity company filed for chapter 11, citing as a reason mysterious drains of electricity from its systems at undisclosed location in Ireland. Company insider says, there were numerous sighting of a man with something, that looked like a washing machine, by systems, experiencing power drainage. He was not identified, and referred to in company's files as simply "an electricity pirate".

    *the above story is completely fictious :)

  198. Retractions by HiThere · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Newspapers often print retractions. They just print them a week later buried on an inside page. (If you look carefully, you can often find them. Sometimes you can even figure out what they are retracting.)
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  199. No claim of perpetual motion by andaru · · Score: 0
    They really are not specifically claiming perpetual motion.

    What if the device burns air? That would seem to satisfy the term self-sustaining with an energy surplus.

    Also, when getting all high and mighty about the second law of thermodynamics, keep in mind that all assumptions are false, including this one.

    At one time, Newton's model of gravity was The Truth (TM), and you were a fanatic to beleive otherwise.

    And there's the ubiquitous cold fusion reference, wrong as usual. Cold fusion was not a scam that some people tried to pull off. Cold fusion was achieved and reproduced; however, it was never reliably reproduced. Some labs could reproduce it and others couldn't.

    The final conclusion by those involved was that they had done it, but they did not have the complete recipe; the experiments were being affected by some variable, and they did not know what it was.

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    1. Re:No claim of perpetual motion by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Just because they say they aren't claiming to be perpetual motion, doesn't mean they aren't, in fact, claiming it. A quote from the article: 'Perpetual motion is impossible. This is a self-sustaining unit which at the same time provides surplus electrical energy'

      A self-sustaining unit that provides any sort of extra energy is, tada, a perpetual motion machine. (Technically, any self-substaining unit by itself is one, without providing any extra energy, but, while that's slightly more possible than one that does, it's not anywhere near as useful.)

      They basically said 'This isn't a flatblade screwdriver. It's a device with one end intending to fit into the groove in the head of a screw, and a handle on the other end which lets you turn it, which then turns the screw.'

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  200. Geeks without creativity? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the opinions here and the defens of the 2nd law is a bit harsh. First, I think that the law is able to defend itself, second there is more than one way to hack a perl script. It *really* does not matter if the article is a scam or not but it seems that the techies here lack that much of creativity that they cannot even *think* about ways to bypass the law. For example did you ever realize that we are on the bottom of a gravities rainbow (1st way) that also is a giant motor (2nd way) in the middle of superdense void (3rd way)? So if we set aside the zero-point-energy-possibility we have possibilities to tap energy from the magnetic field of the earth, the torq and the gravity.

    Only yesterday I heared about the design of an anti-greenhouse with a mirrow on the bottom that reflects all light back to the sky. Above the mirrow is a filter that filters all light (from one side) so the pure void with 3 Kelvin shines on the glasshouse and drains all the heat. IMHO that is a really fine thermodynamic pump that runs with out any generator and is capable of producing pretty much energy from the eternal void (but its quite expensive to build because of the filter prices).

    I would suggest we give things like that at least a chance or we may burn another Kepler (sooner or later).

  201. World Energy Demand Solved... by Remik · · Score: 5, Informative

    ...but, it's old news...

    It's called the Integral Fast Reactor (IFR). It can run for years on a single supply of fisile material, augmented by uranium filtered from sea water. Not only is it, "an energy source that is unlimited," to quote its head of the project, Dr. Charles Till, but it is possibly the safest nuclear reactor ever designed. Unfortunately, anti-nuclear power activists bringing false claims before Congress in 1994 lead to the decommissioning of the project by then President Clinton.

    The unofficial IFR site

    A wonderful interview with Dr. Charles Till

    1. Re:World Energy Demand Solved... by linzeal · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well score one for the luddites. It is disheartening that "progressive" people are so anti-science as tp destroy things that they do not understand like taking witches to the stake. The entire ecological movement has spun out of control and is in dire need of guidance. This return to eden mentality is delusional at best.

    2. Re:World Energy Demand Solved... by ArticulateArne · · Score: 1

      I read that whole interview, and it made me incredibly angry at the previous administration. I heard about such things in high school, and that the research had been cancelled, but I didn't know the details. Thanks for the link. Ugh. Some people are so concerned about looking good irrespective of any facts... aargh...

      -Matt

    3. Re:World Energy Demand Solved... by aussersterne · · Score: 2

      These congressmen and senators are merely bought and paid for, trying to keep their jobs.

      In the end, the problem is the complete lack of education and critical thinking among the voting American public, now raised in a completely culture-bound fashion on the western media/money machine, which is supported in large part by the very same big business and big energy who buy our representatives... the same big business and big energy interests who would be harmed by limitless energy.

      Media & pop culture: new opiate for the masses. Keep the kids & voters stupid with MTV and Britney Spears while diverting the profits made from these opiates into the pockets of senators and congressmen who will (in exchange) do their damndest to keep the status quo. Voila, the rich stay rich, the public knows nothing, and science and progress die a horrible, anonymous death.

      Welcome to the world of capitalism.

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    4. Re:World Energy Demand Solved... by jmu1 · · Score: 1

      You may have a point, but it is way off for the most part. Even if you do educate the voting masses, you will still have 'lobyists' paying 'soft money' to the congressmen after they are in office. Greed is a powerful aly, and an overwhelming foe.

  202. If you're gunna read something, read this by SirSlud · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Two quick and probably easy-to-obliterate points:

    1) If the machine requires energy (my interpretation), then .. well, you need energy to set up winmills and to maintain them. That doesn't mean that they arn't able to collect more energy than it took to set up in the long run from a source that seems limitless (if inconsitant, in this case.) My point being, there's nothing in the laws of physics that says that this machine can't use energy to allow it to collect energy from other source (neutrinos? heat from the sun? i know, its a long shot .. ) that is so near being limitless that it might as well be, with such a small amount of energy required to get it going such that the energy required to maintain it or get it going is insignificant compared to the energy it creates due to it's ability to harness the yet-to-be-identified energy from an energy source that is 'outside the box' of conventional science.

    2) Don't forget how many scientists/explorers were ridiculed in their day, unknown until years later, for thinking 'outside the box'. Gallileo, Columbus, yadda yadda. Some were jailed for their claims.

    It's definately a long shot. Really long. The Segway was claimed, in its early days, to be an invention that 'revolutionizes' the world. Whatever. My only point is that society honours its live conformists (all the naysayers) and its dead troublemakers (Gallileo). I'm interested in knowing more. Calling it a hoax because you read a Reutors story (in which your whole issue is that Reutors knows nothing, so it's kind of a self-defeating judgement) only does a disservice and perhaps delays an important discovery in a world where we will only believe the crazy stories from institutions and people who've already gained our trust.

    I'm only saying ... we've alot to gain by saying "Well, I'm skeptical, but I'll hear you out", and very little to gain (other than an evening's chuckle) from rediculing it before we're filled in on the details. Cell phones were invented 30 years before they became insanely well ingrained in society. This is in part due to people's perceptions and lack of desire to believe in anything that has the potential to significantly alter their world in ways they cannot fathom.

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    1. Re:If you're gunna read something, read this by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
      • Don't forget how many scientists/explorers were ridiculed in their day, unknown until years later, for thinking 'outside the box'. Gallileo, Columbus, yadda yadda

      Spot the difference:

      • Here are my methods and results, please feel free to replicate or disprove them.
      • I'm not going to tell you who I am, where I live, or how it works, but if you give me money, I'll sell you one.
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    2. Re:If you're gunna read something, read this by Cy+Guy · · Score: 2

      If the machine requires energy (my interpretation), then .. That doesn't mean that they arn't able to collect more energy than it took to set up in the long run from a source that seems limitless

      Thank You!

      I don't know why this was dismissed as a perpetual motion machine, since the inventors don't claim it is one. If it does 'work' then the most likely explanation is that it is collecting some form of energy that is supplied by the environment and converting to electricity. Other examples than the ones you cite might be the earth's magnetic field (there is current federally funded research into harnessing this as an energy source), gamma radiation, gravitational force, kinetic force of the earth's rotation, ambient heat, ambient air pressure, and likely many more that (not being a physicist) I would never think of.

      Also, elsewhere it was noted that parts in the device 'wear out'. If it relied on alpha or beta particle decay (as was the claim for cold fusion) then the claim that the 'parts wear out' could be cover for the use of a radioactive compound that eventually stabilizes. The same would be true for a device that used a chemical catalyst to 'absorb' the electrical charge of a non-radioactive ionic compound/element.

    3. Re:If you're gunna read something, read this by SirSlud · · Score: 2

      Actually, it's hard to pull that argument these days with the amount of money at stake. Considering that slashdot is running a story (today, Jan 27th) about scientists withholding information from each other for exacly that reason, the innovators of yesteryear were not priviledged to such large carrots, and thus were much more likely to be able to provide information up front about their discoveries. These days, if you think science really operates like this unless you already have a huge company and team of lawyers lined up behind you, I'd totally understand why you'd want to be secret. To say nothing about how much more media there is these days, etc, etc ... We read these stories about HP and IBM making crazy advances in science, but you'd have as much luck getting the details required to reproduce their experiments as you would from the (likely) hoaxer in the above story.

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  203. Well.. by Axe · · Score: 1
    .. we can not dismiss th epossibility to extract energy from vacuum - after all the law of energy conservation is only an approximation, and any system we can uild is not really a closed one - we all will have gravitational and other forms of energy flowing through it.

    Just realise, that for example, 10,000,000,000 neutrinos pass through our fingernail each second. Do you feel it?

    But, of course, this claim is total BS, but it makes for a funny article.. ;)

    Why, instead fo it, we do not invest the cost of B2 bombers program into Fusion research..

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  204. I too have invented a perpetual energy device by technopinion · · Score: 1

    It's a box with a lightbulb connected to something I bought at the grocery store named "Duracell". It has been running for 3 hours so far with no sign of dimming!

    If that's not proof of perpetual energy, I don't know what is.

  205. Pedantic Grammar Check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since Guinness, meaning Guiness is still a superior invention.

  206. Probably not the first... by d2htornado · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I'm sure I'm not the first one to say this, but
    "In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!"

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  207. Do you just look to insult people? by Alkaiser · · Score: 1

    Try reading more carefully.

    "Energy per unit time". Is not a second a unit of time? Maybe I didn't phrase it properly, but I'm guessing everyone outside of Alex Trebek can see beyond the usage of "per" in there.

    Just change the damn kWH to kWS. If you weren't so busy trying to condemn me for the tiny grammar slip-up, you could have done the fairly simple math to figure out what was going on.

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    1. Re:Do you just look to insult people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe if I make it even more simple:
      Joules = Watt*sec = energy
      Watt = power = energy/time
      kilowatt*hour = power * tim = energy
      Watt per sec = W/s = ????
      Your grammer was fine, your units were off. I'm not going to try to make it any more clear than this. The worst part is that I'd believe you if you said you had a college degree... (I'm that much of a pessimist).

    2. Re:Do you just look to insult people? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also, no need to "insult" and "condemn" people who's own words would be insulting and condemning enough if they knew what they were talking about. >:)

  208. Insight from Carl Sagan by Robotech_Master · · Score: 5, Funny

    I just can't help thinking of this quote from Carl Sagan as I read about this story:

    "They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at Newton. Of course, they also laughed at Bozo the Clown."

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    1. Re:Insight from Carl Sagan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "They laughed at me when I said I wanted to become a stand-up comedian. They're not laughing now."

    2. Re:Insight from Carl Sagan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ROFLMAO! mod parent up,PLEASE!

  209. Yeah, Slashdot *sometimes* gets stories wrong by xg0blin · · Score: 0, Troll

    or prints things that aren't even stories, or are most likely hoaxes. This AOL/Redhat thing, the "microsoft e-mail" that said "don't forward this! I'm watching you"! Come on, I really and truly love reading Slashdot, but don't claim to be some kind of credible news source.Please.

    By the way, since it was in the story, it's not off-topic, but mod me down anyways, I know you will

  210. Washington Post/AP news didn't get duped. by strredwolf · · Score: 2

    A search of their site says negative.

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  211. "insightful"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I normally do not criticise slashdot moderation, but consider this: Moderation Totals: Insightful=1, Funny=2, Total=3. Why must the last moderation prevail over the others? If no one else moderates this "funny" post again, it will stand as "insightful" till the end of times. (and, while the poster may have meant it as "funny == ha ha", the last moderator's mind is the other kind of funny...)

  212. history of perpetual motion/free energy failures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you have your view settings low enough to read this (or it somehow gets rated up by the people who do...)

    look at
    Eric's History of Perpetual Motion and Free Energy Machines

    lots of failures. Thats a given.

    also there is how to become a Free Energy con man

  213. mmmmmmmmm....sacrilicious. by d2htornado · · Score: 1

    I love the Simpsons.

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  214. 100 Hamsters found at residence by LM741N · · Score: 1

    Future news: "The free-energy story was debunked when the machine tipped over and 100 hamsters ran for cover. Animal rights activists were outraged, and picketed for weeks"

  215. Is fuel considered a part that wears out? by technopinion · · Score: 1
    "the inventor says that once powered-up, his device can run indefinitely -- or at least until the parts wear out, adding that he has supplied all his own domestic power needs free for 17 months."

    If fuel is a part that wears out, then hey, it all makes sense... the batteries for starting it initially (electric start), the parts that wear out and need replacing to keep it running... this guy's invented the Honda generator!

    It just goes to show, if you drink too much Guinness, you'll believe anything those voices in your head tell you. Hmmm, maybe it runs on Guinness...

  216. New idea? by zjbs14 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Here's the quote from the jasker.com website:

    "THIS INVENTION EFFECTIVELY GUARANTEES THE CONTINUITY OF MANKIND".

    No, that would be sex.

    No sig, sorry.

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    1. Re:New idea? by Myuu · · Score: 1

      "THIS INVENTION EFFECTIVELY GUARANTEES THE CONTINUITY OF MANKIND".

      Until 1 one of the following unavoidable events occurs...

      1) Sun goes bye-bye and we either end in fire or ice

      -or-

      2)them damn monkeys take over

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    2. Re:New idea? by nalfeshnee · · Score: 1

      sex was hardly *invented*. so:

      no, that would be cloning.

      nalfy.

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    3. Re:New idea? by mortonda · · Score: 1

      Actually, I was thinking of fiber.

  217. The first good criticism by fireboy1919 · · Score: 2

    What Reuters observed and concluded, and wrote, would be the most likely conclusions.

    1) The black box, when connected to batteries, can increase the voltage by a significant amount - which probably means that more energy was in the batteries at the end of the trial.

    2) Despite "creating" energy, it is may not be inherently a perpetual motion device. Perhaps it is only capable of a certain quantity of power, no matter the input power, which is not enough for it to sustain itself without an external power source. With a perfect battery, that would be perpetual, but we know there isn't such a thing. Also the device could be drawing any amount of current to operate, not just the power for the lights.

    IMHO, Slashdot's conclusion that "Reuter's report is flawed" is flawed. However, there is something to be said for obeying the current laws of physics. I'm with the parent of this post. I think they used a system which already had a significant amount of energy in some form.

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    1. Re:The first good criticism by mikec · · Score: 2

      Voltage is not energy. There are lots of ways to
      increase the voltage across a pair of terminals without increasing the energy in the system.

    2. Re:The first good criticism by fireboy1919 · · Score: 2

      I suppose that might be true. In my experience the most often occuring reason a battery has a higher voltage is that the battery has more ions in it - more energy.

      I can't really think of those "lots" of ways that wouldn't be obvious to Reuters. The only trick I can think of would be to heat up the battery using the wires as heat conductors, and even that's kind of shaky. They'd probably have noticed that.
      Here are the other ways I can think of:
      alter the chemical makeup of the battery - wouldn't work because Reuters would notice while it happened

      decrease the pressure on the battery - once again, Reuters would notice

      shake the battery - they'd notice

      That's a grand total of four ways.

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    3. Re:The first good criticism by vrt3 · · Score: 2
      No no, it's all very easy. The batteries will warm up simply by providing current to the light bulbs. So here's the scenario:
      1. Completely charge the batteries
      2. Cool them a bit
      3. Measure voltage. Will be lower than nominal because of high internal resistance due to low temperature
      4. Wire up to light bulbs. Batteries will warm up.
      5. Measure voltage again. Will now be higher than before

      Another scenario: short-circuit the batteries (or use a resistor with low resistance) during the first measurement but not during the second. Instant voltage increase.

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  218. It's not new by maxxon · · Score: 1

    One of these claims comes up about every year, and some papers print it. It's no surprise that there's another one this year. And there'll be another one next year.

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  219. Funny... by PeeOnYou2 · · Score: 1
    And I have a second task as well. Slashdot is occasionally criticized for getting a story wrong, even though we diligently correct ourselves when necessary. My theory is that the difference between Slashdot and other media is that they never correct themselves, no matter how inaccurate, so readers are left with a false picture of accuracy. To test this claim, I'll send a Thinkgeek t-shirt to the first person who finds a retraction of this 'free energy' story published by Reuters or any of the newspapers/media outlets that ran the original story. *Any* of them. I don't expect to pay out.

    It isn't wise for a parasite to kill its host...

  220. Re:Stinking thick english crud by Stone+Rhino · · Score: 1

    I made that mistake once, get flamed 20 times and had a point of karma burned at the stake for it.

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  221. Um you just proved the principle by Rares+Marian · · Score: 1

    "Perhaps these laws of thermodynamics are only valid within a particular context, and the free energy comes from outside that context?"

    Um why would there need to be an outside to that context if the laws of thermodynamics and conservation had an exception in the case of Jasker?

    Hence your energy still comes from somewhere (the outside context you mentioned).

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  222. Probability Infinite probability drive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The interesting part about one of those is that it would require an infinite probability to create (and a hot cup of tea). But once that was achieved it would be cool.

    I would like to ask Douglas Addams what he thinks, but given my doubt of my ability to do so I will not try.

    1. Re:Probability Infinite probability drive by PyroMosh · · Score: 1
      Actually the logic went something like this:

      If the infinite improbability drive is virtually impossibility then it must be finite improbability.

      If it's a finite improbability, we just need to know exactly how improbable it is (what ratio) and feed that number into the finite improbability device and a fresh cup of realy realy hot tea.

  223. Punish but not reward intelligence by debrain · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We, the "wise", and "in the know" of the world, quickly punish the "stupid" and "ignorant" media corporations and people that let this travesty of fact slip through. And yet, we will never reward, few ever even considering, those in the mass media who instantly saw and dismissed this as the rubbish it is. More media will dismiss this than acknowledge it, precisely because they can see it is clearly not something of merit.

    Yet, in this system, where intelligence in the form of denial is never rewarded, how can we ever expect the mass media to churn out the truth, in any extravagant form? Look at how we, on this forum, are lashing out at the media that fell for this dup (presuming, of course, that it, in all likelihood, is), yet we will turn around one day and ask "Why does every reputable media corporation cover the exact same material?"

    Every media entity that has published this will get attention; I have noticed some magazines mentioned that I would never otherwise have known existed. They are being rewarded with advertisement for their folly. And yet, the media that sensed this folly and avoided it, are relatively punished.

    Or so goes my rant. :)

  224. Free Energy Hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the hey, /. is always getting scammed by the "Hydrogen Economy" hoax.
    Show me the mine.

  225. Good thing this was a hoax... by curunir · · Score: 1

    It might have put Enron out of business.

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  226. Re:I would like to revise the headline for Reuters by irish+nuts · · Score: 1

    The Evening Heraled ( over here in ireland )has a picture of the machine
    as well as a picture of "one of the inventors" however the real inventer wants to keep anonymous.
    i wonder why

  227. But can it power my Segway? by dudemaster · · Score: 1

    If I could ride my Segway all day, and not have to recharge it afterward, this might be real cool!

  228. Nope -- doesn't happen that way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been here from the start and my karma has been slowly dwindling down from a couple hundred to now 77. I get moderator privs as often today as previously, which is infrequently. Maybe once every other week or every three weeks or so. There are vastly more readers and posters than there is need for moderators.

  229. 'Zero point' energy by mindriot · · Score: 2

    'Zero point energy has been proven to exist,' he told Reuters.

    Yep, Zero Point is quite good... there's pretty much 'zero point' in his machine anyway...

  230. No you won't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Someday, I'll live in a world where every child grows up with a decent science education and critical thinking is encouraged... Violation of the eighth law of thermodynamics. Systems don't go from higher entropy to lower.

  231. MS dealing seriously with security threats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I expect to see perpetual motion first.

  232. Tesla did this a long time ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tesla figured out a way to generate unlimited electricity with no waste by using the ionosphere and towers around the world to harvest the current. He then devised a way to put that current in to the ground at about 8hz. NO wires, and plenty of power for your home. The reasons we don't use that method today are simple. Imagine free electricity for everybody, no profit= no investors (Losses to companys that produce copper for instance). Two, imagine if somebody were to abuse this power, directing hundreds of thousands of volts towards an american city or something. Three, the human brain operates at 8hertz, Tesla knew mind control could be possible with the current under your feet! Wish I had more of the facts handy... I am sure some of you do.

    1. Re:Tesla did this a long time ago by Mandelbrute · · Score: 2
      Tesla figured out a way to generate unlimited electricity with no waste by using the ionosphere and towers around the world to harvest the current.
      It was what you would call a thought experiment (like a Dyson sphere). With sufficient resources it should work, but the resources required would be immense (and most likely the energy require to build it would be less than you would get out of it in its lifetime). You may also recall from your history that early speculation on the ionosphere put it a bit lower.
      He then devised a way to put that current in to the ground
      It is known as earth return, and is an important part of generating AC current.
      Imagine free electricity for everybody, no profit= no investors
      So who's going to build millions of towers a few kilometres high for nothing?
      Tesla knew mind control could be possible with the current under your feet
      Ow! Turn off the current and give me some burn cream and I'll do whatever you say!
  233. The title says it all. Crack is the answer by Grue · · Score: 1, Redundant

    "Irish Inventor Says Cracks World's Energy Needs"

    Crack is the world's energy need! Yes, your favorite ghetto drug can now provide power for the entire world! If you doubt me kind sir, please consider this. Have you ever lived around a crack infested area? Those jitters, aka the junkie shuffle, aren't a fluke! No indeed, they're positive proof of the perpetual motion principle at work! Yes, all we need is a giant hamster wheel, a lot of crack, and a lot of junkies, and we can power our great nation!

    No no, don't laugh. Not only can this solve our energy problems, but we can solve the homeless problems also! Yes, put some food pellets and a water bottle in the cage along with the wheeel, and it's insta Habit-Forming-Trail!

    Josh

  234. Current vs. voltage by TheBigDinK · · Score: 1

    FYI, you cannot use the "correct ratio of Volts to Amps" to control how much power you use.

    The simple equations V=IR and P=IV help show this.

    A light bulb is kinda like a resistor, just not perfectly linear. (V=IR refers to a linear resistor)

    So, your light bulb has a fixed resistance, let's say. If you put 120 volts over it, then that will cause some current to flow. Similarly, if you force a certain current, like 1 amp through it, then that will require your current source to raise the voltage over the device so much.

    You can do some substitution to get P=V^2/R. What makes your light bulb draw 100W is that at 120VAC, the resistance of the bulb happens to allow enough current to dissipate 100W of power.

    So, increasing the voltage 4x to 480 volts would make the 100W bulb dissipate something like 1,600W, and you'd have 4x the current.

    Either way, I don't think that's how they managed to use 4500 watts. =)

    1. Re:Current vs. voltage by charon_on_acheron · · Score: 1

      Thanks. Like I said, not an expert. But your explanation helps a little. The other posts above mine seemed a little light on the technical detail aspect.

      I remembered that V=IR, so I was wondering how their "experiments" would change the values of Amps and Ohms, and if it was even possible. Like limejuice asked, "How exactly does one "stick 200W" through a light bulb? "

      Of course, I never could get the instructor to explain why we multiply current by resistance to get voltage, then multiply voltage by current to get power. Basically we square the Amps and multiply by the Ohms to get Watts. Seems easier to me to understand that way. He just looked a little puzzled when I asked, then kept reading to us out of the textbook. But that's another story.

    2. Re:Current vs. voltage by TheBigDinK · · Score: 1

      Yeah, if you look into P=IV, it pretty much says it all.

      I mean, if you have a current going through a resistor, it dissipates X power.

      If you have two of those resistors in parallel, they each have the same current flow, so the voltage is the same but the current is twice as much. So obviously since they each dissipate X, the total is 2X. (doubling current but not voltage)

      Similarly, if you put the two in series, it takes twice the voltage to get the same current running through them. Since half that doubled voltage is dropped over each resistor and the current is the same, then you have each resistor dissipating the same power again, and the total is 2X. (doubling voltage but not current)

      But if you take a single resistor, and just double the voltage, the current will also double. That's why it's a power of two, because current increases linearly with voltage, and you're already multiplying by voltage. hence V^2/R

      Sorry to be so wordy about it, just trying to explain as best I can.

  235. The Pot calling the Kettle Black by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot is famous for not doing their fact checking and even posting things that obviously, outragously, and blatently false. I seem to remember an article about 100:1 compression on random data recently. True, the posters speculated that it might be a false claim, but it was still bad to even give the story the time of day. I'm sure I could find worse examples if I went looking in the archives.

    Solipsist

  236. There is nothing to "retract" in this story by electroniceric · · Score: 1

    What everyone's got their undies in a twist about is that the article didn't lay into like a bunch of geeks with nothing to do.

    Speaking of retractions, CNN ran a RH/AOL story that directly contradicts the RH/AOL story the Washington Post ran. (The news.com story over the weekend merely repackage the WP story). This seems like a more likely candidate for a retraction or clarification:
    "We had only one not-terribly-reliable source, but we published anyway".

    How come we ain't hollerin' about that?

  237. No, what's REALLY ironic.. (OT) by schon · · Score: 2, Funny

    when the audience watching a play or movie knows more then the character(s) speaking the lines on stage.

    No, ironic is getting a lecture on proper usage of an English word by someone who couldn't pass a grade two English course.

    1. Re:No, what's REALLY ironic.. (OT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, Slashdot exists in a parallel universe where the meanings of "then" and "than" are reversed.

      Well, I can't think of a better explanation.

    2. Re:No, what's REALLY ironic.. (OT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing you spent way too long trying to find a spelling or grammer error in that article, right?

      (I'll keep this post short, to make the one(s) here quicker to find).

    3. Re:No, what's REALLY ironic.. (OT) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, ironic is getting a lecture on proper usage of an English word by someone who couldn't pass a grade two English course.

      i.e. an American.

  238. Has anyone looked at the official website? by LichP · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I have a standard trick to writing essays, and it involves writing complete b*llocks. And I'm quite good at it, so I can spot it when I see it. Looking at the Brief Description on the official Jasker website, I spotted rather a lot. I quoth:
    This [electricity genreation] is accomplished, by utilisation of existing and proven state of the art technologies, combining novel features and innovative assembly techniques.
    Which are what?
    The credibility of the system is definitively established and can be interpreted and demonstrated as being "the practical application of accepted techniques".
    By whom, and which apps and techniques?
    There are no stages in the operation of this invention that require any constituent component to perform at anything other than that being, within its capability or in accordance with its specification.
    This is grammatically broken imo. If it holds any meaning, then I think it says "Nothing does anything it shouldn't."
    All the parts for this invention are in practical and productive everyday use. The methodology technique is accomplished by the innovative application in logical sequence of specifically selected constituent components whose performance compliment each other and function in co-operation.
    This has to be one of the single-most badly constructed paragraphs of complete cr*p I have ever seen for quite some time. My translation: "It uses bog-standard components which work together."
    Attainment is determined by the systematic mathematical application in the defined mode, of the accurately selected operational segments.
    Again, broken. First question that springs to mind is 'What is the defined mode?' Try dropping the comma and it makes slightly more sense. My translation: "We use maths to work out how to make this thing gain energy." Being a Maths undergrad, I am a little insulted.
    In reality the achievement of this invention adheres strictly with known, accepted and proven physics principles. It is emphasised there are no new discoveries disproving accepted physics laws. To reiterate there are no physics heresies, no physics contradictions and no ambiguous claims.
    In short, this is a lie, as has been previously pointed out by other /.ers.
    This invention is achieved by the application and utilisation of a capital energy source to create a prolific income energy system, with the consequential composition being a "controlled loop, self-generating module", that produces instant and constant mechanical drive power and or instant and constant electrical power.
    More b*llsh*t, although slightly better crafted than previous paragraphs, imo. My translation: "We put in energy, it uses it, but spits out more. So we get surplus."
    This invention is mankind's first income energy reservoir from a capital energy source.
    To be taken with a handful of salt. My translation: "We think it works, and we think it's the first one to work." In summary, a load of badly-formed b*llshit, about as insubstantial as a pea in the path of a steam-roller. -- From Phil Mod me to death if you like, but I'll die a martyr. At least in my dreams. OK, so I won't but I like to pretend ...
    1. Re:Has anyone looked at the official website? by Lovejoy · · Score: 1

      Sounds like it was translated from English into CRAP by Babelfish

    2. Re:Has anyone looked at the official website? by nalfeshnee · · Score: 1

      well said. oh, and 'compliment' should be 'complement' (unless the parts of the machine are indulging in mutual gratulation).

      anyway, totally agree: i've read explanations of quantum mechanics that were easier to read than this!

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  239. Lead Acid battery operation by nolife · · Score: 1

    A good page that describes battery theory is here.
    Maybe someone with more chemical background then me can show that you could add materials to the battery while it is discharging to "increase" its overall capacity and charge level. I used to live with these equations and drop down for specific gravity readings myself when I was in the Navy but that was a long time ago.
    Don't mix lead acid batties and salt water.

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  240. Telsa / JP Morgan --free power = No profit by dasgod · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Ok This is not correct Tesla claimed to have been able to harness power from the earth. The earth does carry a charge and does have a magnetic field there the earth does have potential energy.

    Tesla patents claim that by getting the correct receptor the power of earth could be tapped for free. This would make metering electricity impossible.

    Interestingly he was never able to complete his experiment due to J.P. MORGAN. Morgan ended up controlling Tesla's patents and the Tesla Co. Morgan also a huge influence on Tesla during his life time. Morgan was making a lot of cash from inefficient power distribution and lighting. Morgan owned General Electric, US steel and Guegeniun Cooper Mines and some power companies like Niagara. GE made a Mint of Niagara Falls. All of these interested made Morgan huge profits due to inefficient technologies like the hot Edison light bulb. Tesla's cold and efficient flourescent light bulb patent was also controlled by JP Morgan. Thus it was a full 50 years until fluorescent light came out commercially.

    So next time you pay your 'metered' power bill or change those crappy GE built hot light bulb reflect on economics or greed of capitalist like jp and there affect on history and SCIENCE!!!

    1. Re:Telsa / JP Morgan --free power = No profit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      please do not confuse Capitalism (free market, competition, innovation, etc) with Corporatism (greed, government favoritism, government welfare, propped up monopolies, etc)

      Unfortunately most examples of large business in this country have been Corporatism

  241. Meddling with powers we cannot possibly comprehend by GoogolPlexPlex · · Score: 0

    WHAT IF: this invention really works, and we start scaling it up and using it for ALL the earth's power needs, and then we realise, to our absolute HORROR, that harvesting zero-point energy has some really bad side effect. Such as causing some sort of pollution of the space-time fabric, making space travel impossible in our region of space. Or killing cute little aliens in a neighbouring dimension that we cannot see, yet. Or worse still, a powerful alien race, acting as a galactic police force immediately destroy the world so that this bad effect cannot continue...

  242. Re:You exemplify /. trollship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >you cock-sucking whore of a bastard.

    SouthPark did it funner the first time, assmaster.

  243. A Challenge to Michael Sims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    Michael boasts that Slashdot corrects errors, while other media do not. I challenge him to correct or defend his mistakes that I point out in this post.

    Sims claims that the second law [of thermodynamics] makes such a wonderful machine impossible. If as he says this "should have been taught in junior high," then I guess he did not go to a good enough junior high school. The experts quoted in the Reuters article are much more correct, "citing the first law of thermodynamics" instead.

    An explanation, for those of you who also went to the wrong junior high: The second law states that the total entropy of any closed system cannot decrease. This limits the efficiency with which engines can convert heat transfer to work, and requires that heat transfer can only flow from higher temperatures to lower temperatures. These facts are sufficient to rule out a mechanical perpetual motion machine -- that is, a machine which recycles its energy continuously, never ceasing its motion. But this inventor does not claim to have built such a device.

    What this inventor does claim is to have found an unknown source of energy. Such a device need not violate the second law. What it does violate is the first law of thermodynamics, which states that the total amount of energy in a closed system remains constant. I am not being pedantic here. A 19th century scientist looking at the plans for a nuclear power plant would say that it violates the first law, not the second law. In science, these details are important, and it is vital that you get it right!
    Reuters: 1 -- Slashdot: 0

    When Sims says that the device is indeed desibred as a perpetual motion machine, he is more-or-less correct. Possibly what the inventor tries to say is that his machine is not a perpetual motion machine of the second kind,which operates without energy input, thus violating the second law. But it is clearly a perpetual motion machine of the first kind, which has some magical energy input, and thus violates the first law. I'll give Sims the benefit of the doubt here.
    Reuters: 1 -- Slashdot: 1

    Next Sims states that three 100 watt light bulbs cannot possibly use 4500 watts of power. In fact, he calls this "total nonsense." But the truth is, we know practically nothing about these bulbs and the way they are run. Are they incandescent? Fluorescent? Neon tube? We simply don't know. They don't appear in the picture Sims linked us to. But in any case, 100 watts is the power consumed by the bulb run at some particular voltage, such as 110 VAC, or whatever they use in Ireland. The bulbs could well be run at a higher voltage, and would consume more power that way. Obviously a filament bulb would burn out. Even a neon lamp might run into breakdown voltage! But there is a simpler explanation -- the inventor just has some other load in parallel necessary to the functioning of the machine (a wormhole generator, subspace stabilizer, or whatever wacky thing he uses to get his energy from). Sims is not totally in the wrong here, but he really cannot to call the inventor's claim "total nonsense" when we have no idea what the experimental setup was.
    Reuters: 2 -- Slashdot: 1

    Finally, Sims claims that Slashdot is different from "other media" because Slashdot "diligently correct[s] [itself]." Well, here is his big chance to prove this. If he doesn't want to change the bit about the wattage, that's okay with me. But his clear misapplication of the second law of thermodynamics is a glaring error which demands satisfaction.

    1. Re:A Challenge to Michael Sims by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Though your points may be valid, no mistakes made here amount to too terribly much, and if I were him, I might not bother to correct them, not because I don't want to admit that I was wrong, but because nobody will be hurt by it.

    2. Re:A Challenge to Michael Sims by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      It does also violate the 2nd law because it is supposedly a closed system that is creating more energy than it uses, thus becoming more ordered. Nuke plants aren't closed because you have to take the creation of the uranium into account.

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    3. Re:A Challenge to Michael Sims by CentrX · · Score: 1

      No, this is explained in the above writeup. If the inventor has truly found an alternate source of energy (just like a nuclear reaction would be seen as an alternate source of energy to someone of the 19th century), then it does not violate the second law.

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  244. Beginning of article hilarious by Afrosheen · · Score: 1

    "Irish Inventor Says Cracks World's Energy Needs"

    So, there you have it. Crack cocaine will fix any future energy crisis. Need more proof?

    - It has been a pipe-dream of inventors since Leonardo da Vinci, but has the secret of free energy now been found in Ireland?

    Crack? Pipe dream? I think you see what they're telling us. So crack is good after all.

  245. Let's see what he's claiming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    "The Jasker produces emission-free energy at no cost apart from the installation."


    That can easily describe, say, a wind-powered generator. He does not say there are no energy costs, just, apparently, no economic costs - so
    thermodynamics is not overthrown.

  246. No improvement seen here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead it just proves that you're among the /. kabal of trolls and whiners. Just think: every time you write about Rob blowing Hemos you're fantasizing about it in your head... bet that gets your cock all hard! :)

  247. In related news by evilpaul13 · · Score: 1

    Using my toaster, two blueberry waffles and a six pack of Guiness (coincidence? I think not!), I've perfected time-travel.

    1. Re:In related news by mlk · · Score: 1

      Wow, I'm impressed. Are you using the Guiness or Blueberry waffles to power the device?

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  248. CNN FALLS FOR IT TOO!!!!! by BSDGeek · · Score: 2, Informative

    It appears CNN has fallen for it too!!!

  249. From the Jasker.com website... by glenmark · · Score: 1

    From http://www.jasker.com/article2.htm:

    This invention is achieved by the application and utilisation of a capital energy source to create a prolific income energy system, with the consequential composition being a "controlled loop, self-generating module", that produces instant and constant mechanical drive power and or instant and constant electrical power. This invention is mankind's first income energy reservoir from a capital energy source.

    Sounds like the company is trying to cover their a$$es here by stating that their device is just a glorified battery!

    Quantum mechanical proof that this device is impossible: the commutator of the Hamiltonian of a system with itself is zero. A non-zero result could only be obtained by an improperly defined Hamiltonian. (dE/dt = [H,H]=0 Q.E.D.)

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  250. Re: A dead earth by TheBigDinK · · Score: 1

    Yeah, that's all we need. Giant gyrosopes robbing the earth of its rotational energy!

  251. Waste of time? Yes. Bad science? 'eh... by Skwirl · · Score: 1

    Obviously, this story was a fluff piece. Some fluff is okay, but as watchdogs of society and government, journalists should have more important things to do than give endless free publicity to inventors and their "secret" society-altering inventions, be they Jaskars, Segways, or Transmeta chips. Traditional news values are utterly predictable and easy to manipulate (e.g. "Arm the Homeless").

    However, zero point energy, as far as I understand it, is one of those quantum weirdities that seem to defy Newtonian physics.

  252. Second Law of Thermodynamics does not really apply by maddugan · · Score: 1

    The device in question is not a closed system.

    Like a solar cell recieves external energy from light, this box is receiving various forms of energy from the environment. E.g. Temperature fluctuations, gravity, or even AC from a wall outlet :). The inventor could possibly use a flywheel and a 'magnet ramp' (search google), with the batteries giving the flywheel the initial spin and power the 'magnet ramp'.

    Maybe it is a sterling engine. (again search google)

  253. Homer would buy it. by two_socks · · Score: 1

    Mmmm... shiny silver box... did someone say donut?

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  254. with a little help from my maths ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I estimate that you can run 3 100Watt lightbulbs at full power from four average car batteries (12V 45Ah) for about 3.5 hours, which is already sufficient to scam Reuters journalists. But who knows if they were really operated at full power?

  255. oh well by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is not a hoax. I happen to have seen the device working, and I can tell you that it does create energy out of nowhere, something we've been taught that we cannot do. Just like turning lead into gold, which is also very much possible.

    Actually, not only have I seen the device, but I once met one of the inventors. As a matter of fact, I know one of the inventors personally. To be perfectly honest, I am actually the lead inventor of this system. I'm going to market it and make a fortune that will make Bill Gates look like a beggar on the streets! I will use this device to create warp drive, and the conquest of the universe will begin!

    OH WELL.

  256. Give me a T-shirt, please, Michael by lythe · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Reuters story doesn't once say "this is true," either. In fact, they go to great lengths to explain why the guy is probably a crackpot.

    I'd like to see a retraction from Slashdot on this one - since, unlike the Reuters story, the Slashdot story is actually false, in that it claims Reuters was wrong. But Reuters was scrupulously accurate - quoting the man's claims, then quoting experts, then explaining the claims and why they're unlikely to be possible, while never once stating that he's legit or even that it's very likely he's legit.

    Can I get my T-shirt now? I'd like it signed from Michael, "I admit I was wrong, and futhermore, I don't understand the first thing about journalism. I expected all journalists to take my side in stories rather than presenting a balanced viewpoint. Now I see what an idiot I was."

    Thanks.

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    1. Re:Give me a T-shirt, please, Michael by bpowell423 · · Score: 2

      Thank you. I also read the Reuters article, and you're right... they are reporting the story, that's it. Some guy claims to have invented a machine that makes free energy. Seems to me like something a newspaper should report. Reuters isn't saying the guy is right or wrong, however, they do seem to cast doubt on it. I have my own serious doubts that this guy is right, but most /. posts thus far have been by people who have obviously not even read the article. Reuters isn't at fault here. They reported the news. Now, it's fully open for debate as to whether or not this Jasker guy is a crackpot. Of course, this is /., so I fully expect people to speak with their minds turned off.

    2. Re:Give me a T-shirt, please, Michael by MadAhab · · Score: 2
      Right on. Reuters wasn't scammed, but it does look like ./ scammed itself with this story.

      If the Jasker men really are onto something, it could be the most important Irish invention since Guinness.

      There's a certain dry humor in the closing comment that almost amounts to a wink. Reuters:1, ./: 0.

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    3. Re:Give me a T-shirt, please, Michael by LMCBoy · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I disagree. From the Reuters article:

      "Not surprisingly, this topic is red hot with controversy -- sharply dividing a world scientific community still on its guard after the ``Cold Fusion'' fiasco of 1989"

      and

      "Experts contacted by Reuters were wary, citing the first law of thermodynamics which, in layman's terms, states that you can't get more energy out than you put in".

      The experts were anything but "wary"! Touting this 'invention' as a "red-hot controversy" and stating that the scientific world is "sharply divided" on the question of its legitimacy both strongly imply that scientists believe it might be true. Complete rubbish.

      The popular press has a really nasty habit of trying to sensationalize science and pseudoscience alike, and they often fail to distinguish between the two (as we see here so blatantly). Michael's criticism of this story is legitimate, IMO.

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    4. Re:Give me a T-shirt, please, Michael by markmoss · · Score: 2

      I'll second LMCBoy's post -- saying there's even a controversy over it gives the Jasker much more credibility than any reputable scientist would accord it at this point.

      Besides that, the reporting of the demo is way out there. Three 100 watt bulbs is 4.5KW? If you can't run a calculator yourself, ask any engineer, physicist, electronic technician, or high school science teacher. And for all the reporter knew, there was a motor-generator unit chugging away inside that box, although if it was quiet I would bet instead on a battery and a lot of empty space, or hidden power cord.

    5. Re:Give me a T-shirt, please, Michael by The+Rizz · · Score: 1
      Besides that, the reporting of the demo is way out there. Three 100 watt bulbs is 4.5KW? If you can't run a calculator yourself, ask any engineer, physicist, electronic technician, or high school science teacher.

      The original story says that the draw of the machine was 4.5Kw.
      If you can't comprehend a story yourself, ask any writer, journalist, or high school english teacher.

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    6. Re:Give me a T-shirt, please, Michael by lythe · · Score: 1

      "Not surprisingly, this topic is red hot with controversy -- sharply dividing a world scientific community still on its guard after the ``Cold Fusion'' fiasco of 1989"

      If you'll read this sentence in context, you'll notice that the topic, not this specific invention, is referred to as a controversy. The debate is whether what he claims to be doing is theoretically possible, not whether he has done it - and considering the heated argument I'm seeing in this very discussion about that subject, I think calling it a controversy is accurate.

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    7. Re:Give me a T-shirt, please, Michael by Rogerborg · · Score: 2
        • sharply dividing a world scientific community [...] Experts contacted by Reuters were wary, citing the first law of thermodynamics which, in layman's terms, states that you can't get more energy out than you put in
        The experts were anything but "wary"! Touting this 'invention' as a "red-hot controversy" and stating that the scientific world is "sharply divided" on the question of its legitimacy both strongly imply that scientists believe it might be true. Complete rubbish.

      The rubbish here is the inference you choose to draw from what they actually wrote.

      The issue is divisive. If you choose to read that as anything like an equal division, then more fool you. 99-1 is still a division.

      Any genuine scientist will of course be wary when cold called for an opinion about any issue. How would you answer this: "I've seen a zero point energy machine. What's your opinion on what I saw?". Most people don't enjoy calling complete strangers (who have their phone number) gullible chumps. Most likely, they'll mutter something about zero point being all very well in theory and hang up. Thus, wary.

      The Reuters article was factually correct. The sensationalism and misunderstanding is in Michael's reading of it. That Reuters understands the difference between a first law breaking energy-in system and a second law breaking zero-loss perpetual motion system - when Michael doesn't, and won't correct himself - speaks volumes. He's been caught out trying to be too smart for his own good, and now doesn't have the guts or maturity to admit it. Silly child.

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  257. Parts wear out... by BigBir3d · · Score: 1

    ... every 17 months, which I assume is due fatigue caused by either heat or friction, or both.

    This power source, after being jump started, not only runs until it BREAKS, but replaces the energy required to jump start it, runs at full power until the end, and loses no output as those parts wear out, then BREAKS!

  258. Maybe it should be called Jackster by shogun · · Score: 1, Troll

    The MPAA and the RIAA will slap down on this one bigtime with some help of whatever cabal controls power. Energy shouldn't be distributed for free, you have to pay royalties to the people responsible for its creation! If this takes off what will happen to those poor starving energy monopolies of the developed world? Why they would lose their only source of income and be unable to finance their lobby groups and buy senators by the dozen. Why, Governments might actually start do things for people rather than big industry, we can't let that happen! It will destroy the world as we know it.

  259. Reuters Credibility by argoff · · Score: 2


    If Reuters science is this bad, makes you wander about the accuracy of their other news sources.

  260. real point source power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are interested in a a real company that may have actually created a new power source?



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  261. 4500 watts due to washing machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on buddy if your going to trash an article at least read it correct, 3 100 watt lightbulbs don't add up but it also mentions that it is running a washing machine...READ!

  262. Sokal Hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

    Read about the Sokal Hoax at http://skepdic.com/sokal.html
    Funny shit!

    1. Re:Sokal Hoax by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
      Read about the Sokal Hoax at http://skepdic.com/sokal.html

      Unfortunately it is not as good if you happen to know about quantum theory and hermeneutics. The problem with the Sokal article is that it is not actually as nonsensical as he claims. The Quantum mechanics pieces are pure bullshit, the hermenutics pieces are a cut and past job from other sources.

      So the hoax does not actually demonstrate what it is meant to. The other problem I have with Sokal is that he is very happy to allow people to believe he is rubishing top rank continental philosophers like Derrida, in fact he only goes after figures that are marginal at best. The only front rank philosopher he goes after in 'Imposteurs Intellectuele' is Kristava, who gained respect for her early work rather than the later work he criticises.

      Sokal is quite happy to admit that he does not demolish Derrida in private (we have exchanged email) but is quite happy to let the 'misunderstanding' continue in private.

      What it really comes down to is that many theoretical physicists have to have this feeling that they are discovering absolute truth and thus have an irrational hatred of folk who tell them their idea is nuts.

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    2. Re:Sokal Hoax by MrFredBloggs · · Score: 1

      "Unfortunately it is not as good if you happen to know about quantum theory and hermeneutics."

      I`m sorry, but it IS bollocks - total bollocks. Yes, he cut and pasted stuff to make it look plausible, but it means nothing!

      And he doesnt claim to rubbish philosophers - he rubbished a magazine for uncritically accepting something which looked like it made sense, without checking it. He goes out of his way, in many of his other articles, to make this clear.
      Check out:
      http://www.physics.nyu.edu/faculty/sokal/
      especially
      http://www.physics.nyu.edu/faculty/sokal/noretta .h tml

    3. Re:Sokal Hoax by jerkface · · Score: 1
      From what I've read of Sokal, his goal is to rescue leftism from some of its irrational attitudes toward science. I see little room for any claim that he blames all leftists for those attitudes (nor should he, obviously). Both sides have stretched the truth a bit by claiming that he's made much of a direct attack on Derrida; anyone who takes his words at face value can see that's not really what he's doing.

      Also, I think you're evading the key questions: was his hoax article total nonsense, or was it not? Did it deserve to be published in a serious journal, or did it not?

      What it really comes down to is that many theoretical physicists have to have this feeling that they are discovering absolute truth and thus have an irrational hatred of folk who tell them their idea is nuts.

      That's not the real point of contention. The issue is whether scientific theories are attempts at objective explanations, or if they're actually just social constructs.

    4. Re:Sokal Hoax by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
      I`m sorry, but it IS bollocks - total bollocks. Yes, he cut and pasted stuff to make it look plausible, but it means nothing!

      The problem is that it is quite reasonable for a journal that takes an article that is interdisciplinary to look at the part of the article that is in their domain and take the part that is outside on trust.

      The media and yourself take it on trust that Sokal is telling the truth when he says he was lying. This is a somewhat odd position to take. But if you start by wanting to believe that the whole field is bollocks then you are likely to believe the assertion because you want to.

      In private correspondence Sokal admits that the 'gobbledygok' is in the quotes he uses rather than the main text. And here the problem is that the quotes are 'bollocks' because Sokal claims that to be the case.

      The other problem is that journals like Social Text do not claim to be edited like science journals. Nor is Social Text exactly a journal of the front rank.

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    5. Re:Sokal Hoax by MrFredBloggs · · Score: 1

      (I`m not privy to any private correspondance between you and Sokal; then again, i`m only talking about the `public spectacle`).

      I thought the quotes were just that - carefully checked references. I`ll admit i didnt check them myself, but then i`m not publishing anything, otherwise i`d probably have some form of peer-review. If thats not their style, then fair enough.

      But i seem to remember (i`ve not read this for about a year now) that a lot of people got into a flap about it, defended the people he was `attacking` (thereby missing the point entirely).

      I`ll be honest - i dont generally read the sort of wordy crap which he is taking the piss out of. It doesnt interest me. They seem to be using long scary words to hide the fact that they are talking shit. Far too retro. What problems does it set out to solve? Has it succeeded? Then again, i`m not a French Marxist - perhaps that makes all the difference.

      So i`m not qualified to say that the whole field is bollocks. I`m not even sure what the field is called. But i`ve seen similar `stuff` when i`ve browsed books in art galleries, and i have a book about Frank Zappa (by Ben Watson) which sounds like its in the same peculiar basket, and they`ve only satisfied my irony glands - like checking out conceptual art pieces (installations, video art and the like), and not my heart or my brain.

    6. Re:Sokal Hoax by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2
      So i`m not qualified to say that the whole field is bollocks. I`m not even sure what the field is called.

      The field is called Hermeneutics, it is the interpretation of texts. It has its origins in Theology, in the Middle Ages interpretation of the Bible was everything. Dante's divine comedy is a four level alegory that applied the then trendy ideas of Hermeneutics.

      In the early half of last century Heidegger applied Hermeneutics to the study of being. This lead to Satre's existentialism and to the work of people like Habbermas.

      The significance of this work is that it forms an integral part of the design of the Web.

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  263. Reuters was probably Hax0red! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did you ever think that someone simply haxored Reuters and submitted this article? Some haxor already did this to Yahoo news, several months ago.

    The article was so badly written and full of holes that seems it was deliberately written to raise a few eyebrows. Wait a week. Some Haxor will announce the truth!

  264. imagine, though, if it were true... by Profe55or+Booty · · Score: 1

    no need for oil anymore, well, for energy anyway... that means that the entire world economy would die out. middle east would be left with no source of income, big texas oil kings would be left with nothing, and everything that follows behind them will die out. capitalism would have failed and we would all be in search of what to do next.

    and that's why i hope it's true...

    greg

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  265. Cold Fusion/Free Energy - personal request by argoff · · Score: 2

    To whoever invents the next great energy creation tool that seems to put out more than it takes in - could you please do the rest of us and yourself a favor.

    Keep it to yourself

    Use electrolysys to make tons of hydrogen

    Become a billionaire by selling it on the market at below market rates.

    And when you die, let the world know how you did it in your will.

    Thank you

  266. Calm down, it's not a big deal by VortexVertigo · · Score: 1

    As others have pointed out, the Reuters story does not try to assign any credibility to the man claiming to have created a device that can create more energy than it draws in. It's called the NEWS NOT the FACTS. They just thought it was nice filler, no need to pop a blood vessel.

    With that part out of the way, let me give a more reasonable analysis. The idea that a system can't produce more than it takes in is a very good one, it makes sense to a layman and a highly educated scientist. Remember though, for this law to be applied the system must be CLOSED. It is possible to extract energy from a source outside the physical confines of a device, Michael. Ever heard of solar cells? Wind turbines? OTECs? Tidal generators? The Hoover Dam? I'm not going to say this particular person has found another way to extract energy that already exists outside his system and use it to generate a current. But please don't be so pig headed, science is about analysing things using an established method. If it wasn't for reactions like yours maybe people would be more open to scientific testing of such devices (the ones that weren't would probably be scam artists or people afraid their idea will be stolen by unscrupulous corporations/governments).

    One final note, humans can't yet replicate the reactions found in our sun. Does that mean we can't use the energy the Sun bombards Earth with or that it's pointless to try to replicate the process the Sun uses?

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  267. Voltage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    (Its so obviously fake I won't comment on that but the Reuters article makes the statement...)
    A multimeter reading of the batteries' voltage before the device started up showed a total of 48.9 volts. When it was switched off, a second reading showed 51.2 volts, indicating that, somehow, they had been reimbursed.

    This is such a bad assumption. Now matter what your elementary electronics teacher told you voltage is meaningless without current. And especially in power sources, where the output changes depending on the load. Also just a single voltage and current reading wouldn't mean anything either you'd need a complete profile of the voltage and current over a very long time period before you could ever make a statement about a power supply.

  268. Just a few more questions... by nowt · · Score: 1, Redundant
    Virtually never fully answered these days:

    Who,What,When,Where,Why, and How?


    If they can't all be credibly answered, it shouldn't be passed off as newsworthy.


    Do the newswires now compete with the tabloids directly?

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  269. Re:Stinking thick english crud by fjordboy · · Score: 2

    Ummm...Actually...Bottled Guinness now comes with super cool widgets that not only keep it cold, but give it a perfect head.

    For more info, either read my writeup about it Here on JesusGeeks.net or go straight to the source: Usa.guinness.com (it has a cool flash animation showing how the new widget (which uses nitrogen) works). Or you can go see Wired's story on the same subject. 13.5 million dollars in R and D went into bringing you cold guinness with a head.

    So stop your whining!

  270. I think the important wording is by ealar+dlanvuli · · Score: 1
    I think the important part is this "Undaunted, the inventor says that once powered-up, his device can run indefinitely -- or at least until the parts wear out."

    since the definition of parts is still quite iffy, its very possible that the fact of running out of stored power destroys the parts.

    Thus this article would be 'true', none the less its still retarded.

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  271. What General News Source _Wasn't _ Foolled? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    I'm not suprised that most of the media were taken in. After all, journalism is where the kids that flunk out of ed school go. If anyone knows of any general news sites that were not taken in, please tell us.

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  272. Breaking the law by redcliffe · · Score: 2

    With a warp drive that compresses space ahead of your vehicle, and expands it behind your vehicle, you can break the 300,000,000 km/sec speed limit law. However you are still not travelling faster than light in any frame of reference you will arrive at your destination as if you had. You also won't suffer the relatavistic problems of near-light speed travel.

  273. Building a submarine... by Pollux · · Score: 2

    Their view of the thing seems to be along the lines of "Hey, some guy claims he saw the Loch Ness Monster and he's building a submarine to search the lake."

    And I'm sure that would cause at least some curious people to follow him and get a look at the submarine that he's building. Except apparently Routers just took the guys word for it and didn't get a very good look at the machine. From the article, "In a demonstration for Reuters, a prototype -- roughly the size of a dishwasher -- was run for around 10 minutes using four 12-volt car batteries as an initial power source."

    Size of a dishwasher, eh? Anyone get a good look at the picture of this "prototype?" If you didn't check the link out from the slashdot article, Look here for a look.

    Funny, but the grass sure looks pretty big around that machine that's the size of a dishwasher. If that thing was the size of a dishwasher, I would think that the blades of grass wouldn't be that distinct in the photo. Looks more to be about two feet long and a foot / foot-and-a-half wide. I guess that they just have small dishwashers in Ireland!

    Yea, the guy claimed he found the Loch Ness Monster and said he's building a submarine to search for it. Only thing is, when someone asked to see the submarine, he was shown a picture of a pop can painted silver.

    1. Re:Building a submarine... by Phule77 · · Score: 1

      Actually, there are dish washers that are that size. Many things are a great deal smaller in Europe than here...and you can find "dish-washers" that size in the back of most resturaunts, who's sole purpose is to steam the critters clean. You're just assuming that the image you get in your head provided by the word "dishwasher" is the same as the one used by the folks doing the original report.

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  274. Re:Kuro5hin user moderation system by spectral · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's OBVIOUSLY welded shut to keep the excess energy in! Conservation of energy in a closed system, right? Maybe that's just because systems haven't been closed ENOUGH, and it's just been leaking out the whole time! That welding job closed it up good and tight so it couldn't get out, Duh!

  275. Heh. by Legion303 · · Score: 2
    Slashdot is occasionally criticized for getting a story wrong, even though we diligently correct ourselves when necessary.

    Good one, Michael. The irony, of course, is the still incorrect and misleading heading on the "Yahoo charges for searches" story not far below this one.

    But anyway, I'm surprised not one bit by reporters not having a basic enough understanding of science to debunk this guy. It's pretty sad, really.

    -Legion

  276. I wish someone would... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...give me perfect head.

  277. April fool's!!!! by degauss · · Score: 1

    HAHAHA...

    O crap... wait... april fools day is over 2 months away... darn

    Well... mabey we can get cmdrtaco to re-run this piece on the first so we can get another laugh at other's stupidity in posting fake news

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  278. Hermitically sealed container? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is that a container that is sealed against Irish hermit inventors? Is it 100% hermit proof, or just proofed against a 100% proof hermit?

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    1. Re:Increase Your Energy by 581%!!! by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see this applied to biological systems. Imagine being able to run for miles yet feel more refreshed than ever at the end!

      It could also be applied to networks, just think, the more traffic on the network the more bandwidth is available!

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  280. Proof this is a hoax.. by NanoGator · · Score: 2

    The demonstration they did was hardly conclusive. As a matter of fact, it's so vague that it pretty much fails to impress the most imaginitive person. The biggest proof that this is a hoax is how empty the 'demonstration' is. I find it difficult to believe that somebody who's so clever they can solve a problem that has been bugging scientists for such a long time, but they cannot do a demonstration that anybody could cobble together fraudulently. I am not electrically minded, but like some people that posted here already my first thought was that they built a capacitor.

    Here's what bugs me, hoaxes along these lines are a dime a dozen. You'd think that somebody that's out to prove they invented something 'bigger than the wheel', they'd be loaded with tons of different demonstrations ready to go. I can imagine they'd at least have one big DEFINITIVE demonstration that'd make people go "wow!". But their choice... well I find it laughable.

    Unfortunately, my 'proof' isn't very definitive either. I admit that. You'd think, though, that if they really invented such a big thing, they'd know that people would immediately be skeptical. Throwing in a demonstration that is hardly a measure of their claims would seem like a stupid move for a legitimate claim, and a likely move from a fraudulent one.

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  281. So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    who needs to be an authority?

  282. On This Site... by Xerion · · Score: 1

    We Obey The Laws Of Thermodynamics!!

    -Homer

  283. Its called hedging your bets by gad_zuki! · · Score: 2

    Sadly, this thing hasn't been exposed yet, just dismissed on principle. Its a safe bet to call it a hoax/non-deliberate error, but journalistic integrity (which slashdot never had) would demand an examination of the device not just a general denial.

    If michael would take of his James Randi glasses maybe he'd see that the articles themselves are skeptical and there isn't a need for a long "debunking" of something that's already pretty damn suspicious to begin with. Give people a little more credit and you'll be surprised how bright they are. Instead michael is patting himself on the back for providing the unwashed masses The Truth.

    1. Re:Its called hedging your bets by graxrmelg · · Score: 2

      ... the articles themselves are skeptical and there isn't a need for a long "debunking" of something that's already pretty damn suspicious to begin with.

      The question Reuters should have asked isn't whether there's a need for debunking, but whether there's a need to splash some silly claim by an unknown person all over the media in the first place. If you think there is, why shouldn't the guy on the corner wearing the tinfoil hat get the same coverage?

    2. Re:Its called hedging your bets by gilroy · · Score: 2
      Blockquoth the poster:

      Sadly, this thing hasn't been exposed yet, just dismissed on principle. Its a safe bet to call it a hoax/non- deliberate error, but journalistic integrity (which slashdot never had) would demand an examination of the device not just a general denial.

      When the principle is one of the most well-established and far-reaching in all of modern science, then I think more than modicum of skepticism is called for. Sure the thing could be true -- many a beautiful theory has been rightfully slain by an inconvenient fact -- but the burden of proof is pretty huge. You don't get to play coy and expect to be taken seriously.


      If Reuters felt compelled to investigate, they should really have investigated: Set up tests of their own, without the inventor in the same room and certainly without him telling them which ones to run. Find some high level skeptical scientists, people with good reps for solid experimental work, and have them poke at it. Demand some statement of the principles the device uses.



      If the inventor isn't willing to part with this sort of control, in light of how prima facie ludicrous the claim is, then he doesn't "deserve" publicity and Reuters is safer not taking the bait, er, bet.

  284. Maybe he split the beer atom. by dankjones · · Score: 3, Funny
    He may have isolated an unstable isotope of Guinness.

    It is a VERY heavy beer.

    1. Re:Maybe he split the beer atom. by qubezz · · Score: 1

      No. Some yahoo already did that in Tasmania a while back...

    2. Re:Maybe he split the beer atom. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd completely forgotten that film until seeing your post. Thanks.

    3. Re:Maybe he split the beer atom. by richie2000 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Are you serious?

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    4. Re:Maybe he split the beer atom. by Hast · · Score: 1

      Haha, I was just on the verge of posting a comment "Serious?" but you beat me to it.

      "-1, Off-topic" indeed. It's a tough world to be witty in. ;-)

    5. Re:Maybe he split the beer atom. by ITmacca · · Score: 1

      It's not beer, it's port, you twit. How could anyone not know that?

  285. English Translation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Translation to english:

    THE CREDIBLE OPTION

    It makes its own energy. You can convert this electrical energy to mechanical energy.

    It relies on stuff that I don't have to prove because someone else did. All I did was throw something together.

    Did I mention someone else already offered proof?

    Every part of this device does something.....really....

    I found the parts in a junkyard. The pieces of it have been put together so they work.

    It works because it figures out how to work, and does that pretty darn well.
    Someone has already proven that this machine works (don't ask me who). Everything involved has been proven by someone else. I am not breaking any laws of physics and I am not being vague.

    It uses a "capital energy source" to create a lot of energy, which creates more energy, that either creates electricity or motion.....I'm not sure which. This is the first time anyone ever used "capital energy sources" (and no I didn't make them up....honest)

    Translated by: Shadow_slicer

  286. I'll tell you what would by usurper_ii · · Score: 1

    have made the story much more believable for me. If, instead of using batteries as the power source, the guy used a potato; and instead of lighting up some 100 watt light bulbs, he powered up a laptop running Linux...playing some MP3s, while downloading more using a Linux Gnutella client.

    Nobody around here would have fell for that, would they?

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  287. Science doen't demand anything... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Science is a sleepy bear that scientists prod with a fork.

  288. There's enough details by brassrat77 · · Score: 2

    to show the hog's being bathed,

    "Don't assume the light bulbs are the only thing drawing power from the batteries. That's a large box and can hold plenty of other electronic apperatus" - like some BIG deep-cycle batteries and inverters.

    "The machine could be drawing power from ambient heat, various radiation, or even chemical reactions with air/water/gasses." - Ambient heat? Look for frost. Radiation? Go look up the solar constant? See any p-v cells or heat exchangers? Neither did I. Chemical reactions - with what?

    "This probably is a hoax" - it is.

    "Even if(though) it's not creating power from nothing, it could still be a viable power source" - it is - look how much energy this one story released on /.!

    The onus is on the inventors to prove their claims, not on us to accept them.

  289. Slashdot and accuracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're kidding with that snippy ending to the article, right? Slashdot is one of the very last outlets that should even consider taking other publications to task on this issue, especially in light of the AOL/RH stuff in recent days.

  290. Much ado about nothing by inkswamp · · Score: 1

    True to bad form, Slashdot's lead-in to this link is a far more egregious example of bad journalism than anything in this article. What's with the spin on this making it sound like the entire news media is being totally duped here or that it's so amazing that someone at Reuters believes this is true? Reporting someone's claims doesn't mean you believe those claims. BTW, I hope Slashdot readers expect better of Slashdot. After all, wasn't that AOL/Red Hat rumor posted here? I hope the Slashdot moderators thoroughly checked the facts in that story before posting it here.

    Interesting double-standard.

    The tone of the article is largely skeptical, pointing out prior examples of such energy solution claims and talking (albeit too briefly) to a few experts who pointed out the problems with the claims. Seemed pretty balanced to me. Mostly the article is reporting the guy's claims and offering opinions of others which is perfectly legitimate reporting and doesn't necessarily mean the reporter believes what is being claimed. IMO, this isn't particularly bad journalism, but I can understand interpretting it that way if you are constantly watching for any reason to jump on the news media. They even end the article with what I view as a tongue-in-cheek joke.

    Sounds to me like a few Slashdot readers need to learn a bit more about journalism before attempting to critique the media.

    --Rick

    --
    --Rick "If it isn't broken, take it apart and find out why."
  291. How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    free as in bait.

    1. Re:How about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No, no, no...

      Free as in BIRD! Skynyrd still rules! Rock on!

  292. Media? Accuracy? by HawaiiPiglet · · Score: 1

    Michael says, "Now I know that wire stories are often run with minimal verification - each paper or website assumes that Reuters, or UPI, or AP has checked the story for veracity before it went out. And I know that reporters and editors can't be experts on every field of endeavor that they report on." Now wait just a darned minute! Though UPI was an exception, in its day, most 'wire service' is merely a way to share each other's copy. AP is an association of newspapers -- and other media -- on a network of each other's work. AP doesn't check that much because it is 'from a member'it's not their job. Reuters and AP have their own news staffs but it is in urban areas handling only major, international stories. The rest is picked up from some local publication. I only put this in, Michael, because you were trumpeting accuracy and urging each of us to make corrections wherever we see an error occur.

    --
    Those who would surrender freedom for security soon have neither.
  293. Why are the laws of thermodynamics so holy? by CharlezManning · · Score: 1
    Surely the existance of the universe is inconsistent with the laws of thermodynamics?

    The universe came from nothing right? All that energy came from nothing right?

    I still reckon the guy has his head in a bucket of Guinness though.

    1. Re:Why are the laws of thermodynamics so holy? by JPawloski · · Score: 1

      >The universe came from nothing right? All that energy came from nothing right?

      Yes and no. The total energy of the universe is 0, because when calculating the total energy gravity is considered "negative." As Michio Kaku points out in his Hyperspace book (a decent book if you are starting out on theoretical physics) it is possible that universes can "pop into existence" at any time within the bubble of hyperspace.

    2. Re:Why are the laws of thermodynamics so holy? by gnovos · · Score: 2

      Well, then free energy is just around the corner. All we have to do is "pop" in an even smaller universe inside of our universe and syphon off all the energy.

      --
      "Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!"
    3. Re:Why are the laws of thermodynamics so holy? by JPawloski · · Score: 1

      No that would be pointless, because the total energy of that universe would be 0 too. So you would create a universe with a total energy of 0, and suck what energy out from it?

    4. Re:Why are the laws of thermodynamics so holy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It would not be pointless.... We scoop the energy here and some distant planet/galaxy/parallel universe gets their asses frozen off - watch me care.

      Hey maybe that's what killed the dinosaurs... maybe in 2040 someone finds a way to steal energy from back in time and the dinos all got frozen... or E=mc2 straight into energy.

      My main point is that all these "laws" are just models of behaviour that have some basic assumptions (ie. questions you're not allowed to ask). When you poke around the fringes there's a lot of untidiness. (eg. So what caused the Big Bang?). Likely people with PhDs looking for free energy within the bounds of the laws of thermodynamics will find nothing. The guy with his head in the guinness and unaware of the "laws" is maybe more likely to stumble on something interesting.

  294. Skeptical but not rigid. by _wintermute · · Score: 1

    It is worth noting that there is almost no currently accepted scientific paradigm on this planet that is older than about 100- 200 years. Remember that the entirety of physics was redefined by Einstein, among others, and Darwin (and friends) redefined biology a little earlier. Science is as dogmatic and as rigid as any other religion.

    I recommend reading some of Tom Bearden's work for an interesting and slighlty more mainstream example of alternative energy systems.

    http://www.cheniere.org/

    --
    technoshamanic resistance within hyper-transgressive ontology
  295. Do you have... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a link to the article on their site where they do that?

  296. Not Necessarily False by SWPadnos · · Score: 1
    I've noticed a lot of posts saying that this is junk or unworkable.

    According to the article, the device uses off the shelf parts and previously known principles to provide more energy than is put in.

    The inventor does not claim to have made a perpetual motion device (that's an assumption that was made by Michael when he posted the story), he only claims to extract more electrical energy than is put into the machine.

    I can think of at least one other device that fits into this category, and we all know about it: the solar cell is also "a self-sustaining unit which at the same time provides surplus electrical energy". You just take this little thing outside, and you get electricity out of it. Until it breaks.

    There are other simple devices that take energy from something other than an obvious fuel (a PN diode will capture microwave energy - not much, but an array of them might be able to get a useful amount of energy)

    I, for one, wouldn't assume that the machine is impossble or that it doesn't work just because I don't know the principles behind it. He may have invented a "Zero-Point Energy Cell" - like a solar cell, but it gets its' energy from a source other than solar radiation.

    Don't be too quick to deny something that you have no knowledge of.

    (that said, I'm not sure I believe the guy - I just don't think anyone posting on Slashdot has enough information to determine the truth of the matter).

    --
    - The Sigless Wonder
    1. Re:Not Necessarily False by akejay · · Score: 1

      I believe a solar cell is not self-sustaining. It is converting solar energy into electrical energy, and at less-than-perfect efficiency.

      This device is claimed to take *nothing* (you can put it in a vacuum-sealed black bag in the middle of the ocean) and it will generate electricity until it breaks. No gamma radiation required. If it's "self-sufficient", it would work in absolutely any environment.

      --
      one, two, one two like a duck
    2. Re:Not Necessarily False by SWPadnos · · Score: 1

      You're right.

      My point was that it may be a device which harnesses a different type of energy (which you and I don't know how to manage), rather than a device which creates its' own energy from nothing.

      If one could, for instance, harness the energy of the sun orbiting around the center of the galaxy, then it might seem to be "self-sustaining", but would actually be like a familiar device in principle. (far-fetched, I know - I'm only pointing out other types of nearby energy that are abundant and ubiquitous)

      --
      - The Sigless Wonder
  297. Just like Slashdot Journalism by mikl · · Score: 1

    Hmm, looks like the media that uses news feeds from the AP may verify their sources ALMOST as much as the Slashdot editors do.

    -miklm

  298. Can't believe they ran this! by phillymjs · · Score: 2

    It's amazing that Reuters ran this story. It's even more amazing that news media across the country are running it too.

    Yeah, especially since [gasp!!] O.J.'s girlfriend is *missing*!

    Makes you wonder where the hell the media's priorities are.

    ~Philly

    1. Re:Can't believe they ran this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      technically, it's OJ's ex-girlfriend.

    2. Re:Can't believe they ran this! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they ought to take oj and that fucking shaved ape mike tyson and drop them on some deserted island. filthy animals, the both of them.

  299. lythe deserves the T-Shirt... by Sean+Clifford · · Score: 1

    lythe is right - none of the articles on MSNBC, CNN, Yahoo claim it's legit. It's not like GE is hawking these things on eBay - the reporters looked at the device, talked to scientists, and pretty much reported the claim. They never said it was true. /. gets no scoop this time (unless it's from the bottom of a shoe).

  300. Ah, but one already exists! by Drunken+Buddhist · · Score: 1

    You know, there already exists a perpetual motion machine, which started at the beginning of time, and will end at complete entropy. It runs of gravity, heat, magnetic fields, even time itself. Anyone know what it is? The universe. Even it isn't perpetual. Just some food for thought.

    --
    -1, Disagree is not a valid option. Troll, Flamebait and Offtopic are not a substitute.
  301. Poor Poor Slashdot by Zerotheos · · Score: 1

    NEWS FLASH! A hick with a welder, some sheet metal, a couple car batteries and a lunatic claim is now considered /. material!

    1. Re:Poor Poor Slashdot by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

      What is your point? It was posted on CNN, etc. Not exactly a backwater story. A big claim in the big press is newsworthy.

      --
      It is by the juice of the coffee bean that thoughts acquire speed, the teeth acquire stains. The stains become a warning
  302. Why so skeptical? by QuickFox · · Score: 1

    Michael, why are you so skeptical? Maybe you didn't notice but this is quantum physics. Quantum physics is currently a very hot buzzword. Everyone knows that anything is possible with buzzword technology.

    You're supposed to wait until the hype wears off and quantum physics becomes old hat, like dotcom or something. Then it's time to be skeptical and say it won't work.

    The Amazing MegaMod Thread (now >700 mods!!!) led to discussions with the editors initiated by CmdrTaco.

    --
    Terrorists can't threaten a country's freedom and democracy. Only lawmakers and voters can do that.
  303. Fishy Picture by modulus · · Score: 1

    I'd just as soon not immediately refuse to believe this just because "I'm such a clever guy and I know all the physics and you don't you silly clod."

    I WANT TO BELIEVE!!! (This would be great for my space craft...)

    But... look at this picture: http://www.jasker.com/image/machine1.jpg

    To me, it looks like a little toy shot like a special-effect model so that it looks bigger... am I wrong?

  304. Funding Provided By... by ty_kramer · · Score: 1

    An unnamed source stated this research was funded by Enron Corporation. When questioned as to how Enron plans to make money selling free energy, a spokesperson said "volume."

  305. Funny coincidence... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just learned about the 2nd law of thermodynamics today in Physics :-)
    My teacher was explaining how it's absolutely impossible to attain more than 50% efficiency in an engine, now this comes along.

  306. Proof is in reproducibility. by CITAnonymous · · Score: 1

    How about he writes up a patent application and publish the design so that others can try to duplicate the experiment? That's how actual science is usually carried out. Otherwise, anyone can hook up a fuel cell in a metal box to a light bulb, run 2 leads from it to a car battery, and get that bone headed Reuters reporter to believe that he's got a perpetual power source. Must have been a slow news day.

  307. Check The By-Line by FrankDrebin · · Score: 1

    Irish Inventor Says Cracks World's Energy Needs By Kevin Smith

    C'mon people, the story is *not* reality, but just a few missing pages from the script for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back!

    --
    Anybody want a peanut?
  308. Perhaps... by uradu · · Score: 2

    if someone presented an attempt at a proof of free energy using established formal methodologies, and showing a full understanding of the existing body of knowledge, one might be willing to sit down and give them the benefit of the doubt. But claims of breakthroughs in harnessing free energy invariably always come from individuals proposing new configurations of magnets, crystals, capacitors, or any other easily obtainable items with properties poorly understood by the ignorant.

    Whenever the harnessing of a new source of energy will eventually take place, you can rest quite assured that it won't come through the banal realization that "oh, we've never tried arranging curiously strong magnets in the shape of the Number Of The Beast" or any other such nonsense.

    -

  309. Batteries Fool People by cnaumann · · Score: 1

    This current claim is a heck of a lot like Joseph Newman's machine in 1984. Both worked on batteries... Both guys are paranoid...

    A car battery is about 50Ah? at 12V with a stack of 4 is 2400Wh, so you could pull 4500W for ten minutes, and run the 300W of bulbs for nearly 2 hours without breaking any laws and still have a good bit of juice in the batteries. Since the batteries would be quite warm after a draw like that, the cell voltage might even be a little higher.

    There is another possbile explaination. Notice the batteies are not fully charged to begin with? (A fully charged 12V battery will have nearly 16V across the terminals.) Every once in a while, a gizmo pops up that claims to rejuvinate dead batteries. These seemed to work best on old carbon batteries and you do not hear about them much anymore, but the effect was amazing. Hook a dead battery to the little gizmo and a few minute later the battery was cranking out juice again. And the gizmo was not transfering power to the battery. How did it do that?

    Batteries often go dead with plenty of energy still trapped inside them. Some of this energy will come back if the battery is left alone for a while or a good hard smack will often bring a dead battery back to life for a bit. It also may be possible to bring a dead battery back to life by actually drawing power from it. It is not magic, but it has fooled a lot of people over the years.

  310. Science Not Necessary by DarkZero · · Score: 2

    My understanding of the mathematics of electrical science is... less than it should be. However, the reporter really shouldn't have needed a decent knowledge of science to know that this thing is bullshit. Even a very stupid person should at least raise an eyebrow when they're told, "These four car batteries would normally only power these three normal little lightbulbs for one and a half minutes". That's certainly what raised my eyebrow, even before reading the rest of the Slashdot story and seeing the kilowatt discrepancy brought up.

    Science was not required to figure out that this story was bunk. Common sense was.

  311. He's really a spy! by Spaceman+Spiff+II · · Score: 1

    C'mon, you guys should be able to see what's really going on here! After printing out the article, pasting it on my wall, and drawing weird lines through it, I could clearly see that he was really sending secret codes.

    --
    I understand that life's not fair, just why is it never unfair in my favor?
  312. Whois by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    The previous information has been obtained either directly from the
    registrant or a registrar of the domain name other than Network Solutions.
    Network Solutions, therefore, does not guarantee its accuracy or
    completeness.

    1. Re:Whois by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In addition:

      DIY Housesales.
      54 High Street,
      Bangor,
      BT205AZ.

      Causewayonline (designer for Jasker.com)
      54 High Street,
      Bangor,
      Co Down
      BT20 5AZ

  313. Guiness was an English invention by pompomtom · · Score: 1
    If the Jasker men really are onto something, it could be the most important Irish invention since Guinness.


    erm, yeah, something like that.
    --

    Buckets,

    pompomtom

    "There's an exception to every rule. Except for some rules"
    1. Re:Guiness was an English invention by ITmacca · · Score: 1

      You would be right, if not for one small detail. Guiness would be and English invention, if in fact, the English had invented it. The Irish beat them to it, however.

  314. Wow. The knee-jerking robo-geeks! by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 4, Informative
    Just run a story on Free Energy on Slashdot to see 600+ posters come out with their denial horns blaring. You can tell just how important a secret is by how loudly people are programmed to auto-react.

    While I don't know about the story in question, ZPE is not only proven, but Bell Labs and Lucient Technologies announced a couple of weeks ago that they're actually employing it in the manufacture of experimental nano-tech. You can read the press releases. You can see those three letters, "ZPE". So anybody who doesn't "believe" in free energy is now officially ignorant. Which means 60% (or more) of the posters on this thread can just shut their programmed gobs now, please & thank you.

    Second. It's FREE energy. NOT perpetual motion. ZPE is based on ambient energy which has been previously un-advertised, (it's been part of human knowledge since around Tesla's time), and has remained untapped by the general public. (Of course, today it's only been given a status of working on the quantum level, and only because its the only fucking way nano-tech is going to work; industry needed the knowledge to become declassified. But there ARE working large scale versions of free power sources. Trust me on this.

    --For fuck's sake! Why do you think Tesla, the inventor of AC power generation has been black-balled from history and science for the last half century? Use your massively over-rated nerd brains for half a second.)

    Next point: Cold Fusion, (which does indeed work, btw), is again, NOT perpetual motion. It's simply a low temperature system of creating a fusion reaction. It's not magic. The logic behind the process is not wishful in any way. It makes solid sense. The only reason Cold Fusion has been so heavily resisted is that those in power don't want you to have it. --M.I.T. purposely fudged their results of a working Pons & Flieshman model during the big hoopala after the cold fusion paper was published. Several big institutions got the set-up working. M.I.T. fudged their results and used their clout to kill Cold Fusion and to maintain support for their hot fustion research programs; this was researched, documented and aired by one of the big news outlets. (CBS, I believe, made the hour documentary back in the early 90's.)

    But the programming still sticks. It runs deep, and tech-geeks are prime targets, because even though they are only pawns, they remain in many ways, the engineers and keepers of today's reality.

    As such, you can always count on the brain-mush factor in people. Slashdot is living proof. Tell them it's not 'cool' to believe in Cold Fusion and the low-ego morons around here will drop the idea like a hot rock in order to jump back into the safety of the modified truths sold to them since birth. --Why do you think you were fed so much 'science' learning channel crap when you were kids? It's because kids are easy to program. Most of the idiots here will argue till they're blue in the face to defend their childhood programming, which makes you no better than kids brought up in hard-core Christian communities. You insist that you choose through free will, but the truth is you've been brainwashed since birth.


    -Fantastic Lad

  315. Who is John Galt? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This guy, obviously.

  316. That's pathetic by BlackGriffen · · Score: 1

    Your instructor, I mean.

    Voltage: this is a "potential difference", essentially, when charge moves due to voltage, it picks up energy such that energy = charge * voltage

    Current: this is charge in motion. Current measures the amount of charge moving through a surface per unit time.

    so you take some amount of charge, q, multiplied by some potential difference, V, and you get how much energy the charge picked up. If you know the current, I, for some time t, q = I*t. So the change in energy = I*V*t. Power is just the change in energy divided by how long that change took. Thus P = I*V.

    As for V = IR, there isn't really a way to derive the relationship: Ohm's law is empirical (means that we simply observe that the current through something other than vacuum is proportional to the voltage applied to it, and the constant of proportionality is R).

    Understand, I have brushed a ton of stuff under the rug, including a lot of calculus for time varying quantities, the fact that V/I (which should just be R) is sometimes dependent on the current and always dependent on the temperature. A really good reference on E&M is Electricity and Magnetism (or something like that) by Purcell.

    BlackGriffen

  317. This was in the lifestyle section, geniuses. by Blaede · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Notice it wasn't put in the Science section? That's because this story was pure entertainment, not hard science reporting.

    1. Re:This was in the lifestyle section, geniuses. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh my gawd this guy that points out it was in the Lifestyle section, and not Science section, totally owned all you geeks. You fat pimply faced geeks getting all red in the face about this article, and you were too dumb to notice it was never taken seriously. Hahahaha.

  318. Most of us already have one of those. by 109+97+116+116 · · Score: 1

    It's called an APC battery backup...

    ...and the APC is a lot smaller.

    Big friggin deal

    So someone created a metered capacitive discharge "backup" unit and threw in a motor to make noise for effect.

    The stupid reporter could have used a simple equation to figure out how long the bulbs should have burned. (Way more than the ten minutes they watched them burm)

    (watts of battery draw x number of minutes charged) / (4 bulbs * 100 watts per bulb) = number of minutes the friggin bulbs will burn.

    Just remember, these are the very same "reporters" that make the news about politics and the environment and the economy.

  319. But it has a really nice case by Animats · · Score: 3, Funny

    The shiny metal case it comes in looks like an overclocker's wet dream.

  320. Working Example of Overunity Power Generation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm convinced this story was published specifically to discredit free energy research in the public eye. They KNOW this shit works and they are keeping it from you.

    Here is a working explaination of how to extract energy from permenant magnets. And here is a $75 mechanical demonstration of it. Incidentally, that "cold" current stuff lets you run semiconductors below room temperature, or reverse the aging process. Think overclocked 4ghz p4 with no heat sink. Might also want to look at this developing solid-state implementation of the same thing. That "4.03" means the sampled output power is 403% larger than the sampled input. This stuff is really almost trivial, but people are too blind to see things for themselves. Millions have already paid the price for our ignorance and greed. May God have mercy on us all.

  321. Pi != 3 in Bible, why this is an old chestnut by LinuxParanoid · · Score: 1

    Keep reading. Verse 5 mentions the that the Sea (a huge bowl) had a rim shaped "like a lily blossom", implying (as seen in one diagram) that the top edge of the bowl, where the diameter would most naturally be measured (by a rod-like device), would be larger than the diameter towards the main part of the bowl, around which the circumference was most likely measured (by a cord or string). Those assumptions are then consistent with a much more accurate value of pi.

    The width of the brim, mentioned in verse 5 as being a "handsbreadth in thickness", may also be relevant. If the circumference was measured around the inner rim, and the diameter was measured from outer rim to outer rim, one gets a value of value for pi within a couple percentage points due to the thickness of the 'bowl', something a Jewish rabbi named Nehemiah pointed out around 150 AD.

    Not that the bible is a mathematics text. Personally, I suspect they rounded some of those cubit figures off a bit. In science we call that "significant figures", right?

    --LP

    1. Re:Pi != 3 in Bible, why this is an old chestnut by bpowell423 · · Score: 2

      I agree with you on that. The text isn't attempting to be scientifically accurate. After all cubits and handsbreaths are hardly even fixed measures. Using such a text to discredit the Bible is a rather lame attempt. Sort of like in modern journalism they will often say things like "X is as long as three football fields". That's fine... the average person in their audience automatically has a good idea of just how long X is. They aren't trying to be exact, there's no point. I think it's just a matter of what is intended (an approximation) and, as you say, significant digits.

  322. Journalistic integrity is not an excuse-all. by TheMCP · · Score: 2

    Firstly, a news agency is not excused from stupid reporting by inserting words like "claims" and "seems" in the appropriate places to qualify their statements. It's their responsibility to realize the guy is obviously a kook and not waste our time with it.

    Also, it's high time news agencies accept the fact that when they report things, a lot of people aren't smart enough to evaluate the information and just treat is as gospel truth, ignoring the qualifiers because they're too subtle. Reporters need to analyse the information they're reporting on and provide a solid explanation of the principles involved.

    I'm always astounded that reporters will go to great length to rehash all of the historical details that lead up to whatever they're reporting about, even if nobody on the planet with an IQ above single digits could possibly have missed it, but don't even bother to check the basic facts they're reporting *on*.

    Politics is another subject about which reporting is particularly egrigious in this manner. Politicians make statements that are flat-out lies about verifiable topics, and reporters come along and report what they're saying without checking any of the facts. The unknowledgable reader comes away having heard only the lies and won't necessarily know it's bs.

    It's high time that during elections newspapers should start running reports to the effect of "last night candidate A said this and that, and this is true but that isn't..." I'm sure it would improve the overall quality of our government if our elected officials were regularly called out for their lies.

    But for science, it's even more inexcusable. If a reporter wants to report on somebody claiming to have broken the laws of thermodynamics, they should damn well stop to check it out before publishing.

  323. Re:I would like to revise the headline for Reuters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    know what's strange though? can't certain atoms have energy levels which can be represented as waves? how are they stable? does every single element out there have a half life where the atom finally loses it's energy to continue?? hrm..

  324. Yeah,but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The thing about cosmic expansion of spacetime is that your string would expand in the same dimension with the universe.
    Only the particle nature of light gives us things like red shift; Your string wouldn't go anywhere, even when, many millions (billions?) of years from now, when the other end passes lightspeed.
    Passing lightspeed for objects is an experimentally proven no-no, but the universes' expansion can ,and supposedly has exceeded that velocity. (During the inflationary period after the big bang.)

  325. Wrong address, *that* Chambers is in London by horza · · Score: 2

    If you look about the "About us" page for hydrogen.co.uk you'll see it's based in London. Since I'm heavily into the area and have never heard of such a trust the chances are it is a private venture run from his own home. The fact he is an h2net attendee shows him to be serious about hydrogen as an energy source. I suspect this one is a red herring.

    Phillip.

  326. Killing James Randi?? by mshomphe · · Score: 1

    AUGH! That's not what I meant to do!

    --
    She sat at the window watching the evening invade the avenue.
  327. Geez, you geniuses are really stupid. by Blaede · · Score: 1

    It was in the freaking Lifestyle section! A puffy entertainment piece! Humor. In your zeal to show how smart you thought you were, you guys neglected to see where it was located. If there ever was an argument for not educating people, you guys would be it.

  328. Zero Point Energy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Professor Puthoff, and the Casimir Effect,
    there in lies some places to dig .

    An inexplicable force was observed but not
    explained between two objects that were
    brought very close to each other without
    touching .

    This is alot of the source of the ZPE hoopla.

    Peace
    Out...

  329. All righty then... by CdotZinger · · Score: 3, Informative



    Since the number of currently moderating users in the category "credulous morons" is evidently greater than that in the category "Jews with even a sub-rudimentary knowledge of Judaism," I guess I--of the second category--have to point this out:

    "Divrei Yamim B" is " 2nd Chronicles," and you, parent poster, are either an insufferable asshole, or a subtler troll than your grammar would suggest. If it's the latter, good job. If not, become a Christian; you'll fit in better.

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    1. Re:All righty then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I am neither a troll, nor an asshole. I am Jewish culturally but atheist in belief, see mathjmendl.org/thoughts/religion.html (and if it doesn't explicitly say that I'm Jewish, consider my last name). I consider myself Jewish culturally and ethnically because all of my previous family was, and I had a bar mitzvah and such, I just don't believe everything that this faith says. Still, he was quoting the Christian bible, which I believe even less than the Torah.

      --the parent poster

    2. Re:All righty then... by An+Elephant · · Score: 1

      Your reply shows even less knowledge than your original post... The Jewish bible has three parts, of which the Torah is only the first (and having had a Bar-Mitzva, you should have read from the others too). The two books of Chronicles, "Divrey Hayamim" in Hebrew, are the last books of the third part, "Ketuvim" (Scriptures? I'm not a native English speaker).

  330. free energy by dragonfly28 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Its a bit sore that the reuters article depicts and even compares the 'so-called' inventors of cold-fusion with this Mr X. The inventors of cold-fusion where really carefull in publicising their work. They showed the complete scientific community their work and at first no one seemed to find a flaw in their setup. They media got the smell of it and then it became complete exarated. When finally the mistake was found they were one of the first to admit it. And now everyone talks 'bout those scammers from the cold-fusion. The scientific career of these people is complete ruined.

    And now some weird guy in Ireland makes a machine which produces a whole lot of power. But refuses to give his name and let alone gives permission to check his apparatus!!

    I'm quite sure that when one strips this machine their will be a load of car-batteries or other energy supplying stuff.

    Energy just doesnt come for free!

    -still struggles against the gravitational energy everyday

  331. Different definition of responsibility by horza · · Score: 2

    fleener, you are talking about legal responsibility. Yes a journalist can print any old crap as long as they are not knowingly libelling someone. There are plenty of tabloids that print nonsense, such as "World War II bomber found on the Moon" and "Wife turns hubbie into coffee table", with amusing faked photos. mshomphe is talking about a moral responsibility where if a news source presents itself as having integrity then the journalists should investigate their stories thoroughly and only print what they think is accurate and the truth. I can't remember who, but some prominent US tv personality stated that if Watergate happened today then it would never come to light unless presented as a soundbite to a news conference that provided free drinks.

    Phillip.

  332. Fuel cells, indeed. by streetlawyer · · Score: 2
    On second reading, I'd note that the inventor of this machine at no point claims that it is a free energy source, or that it is a perpetual motion machine. He says that it is a "self-sustaining unti which at the same time provides surplus electrical energy".

    Of course, dear old Michael Sims at slashdot, the unthinking man's James Randi comes down pretty hard on this one, saying

    "This quote is simply embarassing. It parses to "Perpetual motion is impossible. This is a perpetual motion unit." The inventor must be snickering in his Guinness right now to have snuck that one past."


    But in fact, it's Michael's assertion which is, well, embarrassing. If you will allow me the following unproven assertions:
    1. Michael Sims is capable of feeding himself.
    2. Michael Sims has a brain and nervous system.
    3. Michael Sims' brain and nervous system function in roughly the same way as other people's
    and the provable medical truth that the nervous system of a normal human being produces low-level electrical activity, then it seems hard to escape the conclusion that Michael Sims is a self supporting system (ie, he can feed himself) which at the same time produces (small amounts of) surplus electrical energy.

    Of course, Sims isn't a wonder of nature; the electrical energy is produced from the chemical digestion of the food he eats. But nobody, least of all its inventor, made any specific claim that the Jaskers box was a closed system thermodynamically. For all we know, it eats flies. Or perhaps he's invented a cool way to separate out oxygen from the air to run a fuel cell.

    1. Re:Fuel cells, indeed. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Food is fuel. This means Michael Sims is the metaphorical equivalent of a car. This quack from Ireland is trying to tell us he has a car that once you start it, you will never need to put gas in again. It's crap, much like your remarks against Michael. Perhaps if you were to put Michael in a sealed box and he was able to 'sustaim himself' your point would have some shred of merit. As it stands now, it certainly does not.

  333. Tesla black-balled? by Brit+Aviator · · Score: 1

    Wasn't Tesla black-balled for making those damned coils that the Brotherhood of NOD used? Those bastards used to fry all my soldiers and vehicles in C&C. Of course, that's just the sort of blinkered, philistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative bastards. You sit there all day on your loathsome spotty behinds, squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist. You excrement! You hypocritical whining toadies with your colour tv sets, Tony Jacklin golf clubs, and your secret bleedin' Masonic handshakes! You wouldn't let me join, would you? You black-balling bastards! Well I wouldn't give you free energy or a perpetual motion machine now if you got down on your lousy stinking knees and BEGGED ME! --

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  334. Slashdot has run a SIMILAR story before by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    About blacklight energy! So they got taken in too. I dont want to hear some BS about how Reuters is getting caught up. After all the Reuters article is never claiming to be state fact, they're just reporting on people out there.
    In fact they did cast a lot of doubt on the story.

    Here is the link to the slashdot story I'm talking about.

    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=99/12/22/1092 45 &mode=thread

    A t-shirt to anyone who sees michael apologize for dissing reuters when his own "news media organization" does the same thing.

  335. 1st, 2nd laws not true at all times? by aftersci · · Score: 1

    I believe this is a hoax or a mistake for all the reasons given by others.

    However, I also believe that the laws of thermodynamics may well not hold in their conventional formulation under certain extreme circumstances.

    Unfortunately, to my knowledge we still don't know how to create a new universe to harness the energy produced in a Big Bang-type event.

  336. Guinness beer by Metrollica · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The biggest beer producers in the world meet for a conference, and at the end of the day, the presidents of all the beer companies decide to have a drink together at a bar.

    The president of Budweiser naturally orders a Bud, the president of Miller orders a Miller, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and so on down the list. Then the bartender asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and to everybody's amazement, he orders tea!

    "Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask suspiciously, wondering if they've stumbled on an embarrassing secret.

    "Naaaah," replies Guinness. "If you guys aren't going to drink beer, then neither will I."

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    --Metrollica
  337. Hook this man up! by Ogerman · · Score: 3, Funny

    Somebody needs to ship this brilliant Irish guy over to California to meet the "Wireless Free" wackos. Certainly his incredible new device wouldn't release any harmful radiation. I mean.. that might break the second law of thermodynamics or something! Hell, this amazing machine absorbes all the deadly cell-phone radiation within a 100 mile radius and simultaneously renders aspartame harmless! How? Sorry, I can't tell you. It's a secret. But honestly.. it does work! Hypochondriacs everywhere can attest to this. Just ask 'em!

  338. find out about the real 'maxwells equations' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A long time ago, more than 130 years, a man named Maxwell invented a very concise and in-depth set of laws, using what he called quaternions, which described *four dimensional space*.

    Now, a brilliant man named Heaviside didn't quite understand all that that entailed, so he *reduced* those equations into what we are now taught -- summarily reducing the topology of the EM field.

    We are now taught that incomplete subset, with similar erroneous results.

    Check out www.cheniere.org for a complete description of *why* and *how* this sort of thing can and does work.

    This example may be fake, but zero-point-energy is not. Classical EM is *by all accounts* seriously flawed, and revised EM theory *re introducing the real Maxwell equations* can explain this.

  339. Bullshit by streetlawyer · · Score: 2
    This quack from Ireland is trying to tell us he has a car that once you start it, you will never need to put gas in again.

    No he isn't. He never makes the claim Sims attributes to him. He never says anything about what might or might not happen in a sealed box. That's my whole point.

  340. No, you're wrong by streetlawyer · · Score: 2
    Would you say that a horse was a "self-sustaining unit"?

    If not, why not?

    If you have a convincing reason why not, why do you assume that someone else shares your definition of a self-sustaining unit, based on no evidence that this is the case.

    1. Re:No, you're wrong by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      Erm, I don't know what a horse has to do with anything, but, no, they are not self-sustaining. They require outside energy to continue to live.

      And I can't imagine what other definations you use. Anything that doesn't use energy from the outside is self-sustaining, and impossible unless you invent some sort of fictionless surface.

      Substaining means, literally, 'what causes it to run' and 'self-sustaining' means that it causes itself to run.

      Simply playing with semantics won't get you a perpetual motion machines, and 'self-sustaining machines' is a perpetual motion machine. I challenge you to find a machine that will power itself forever that isn't one.

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    2. Re:No, you're wrong by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 2

      > Would you say that a horse was a "self-sustaining unit"?

      No.

      > If not, why not?

      Because it requires periodic input of fuel (food) to continue running.

      > If you have a convincing reason why not, why do
      > you assume that someone else shares your
      > definition of a self-sustaining unit, based on
      > no evidence that this is the case.

      Uh, my definition of a "self-sustaining" unit would be *a unit that sustains itself*, i.e., had no need for periodic inputs to keep running. What other definition would there be? What different definition do *you* use?

      Chris Mattern

    3. Re:No, you're wrong by streetlawyer · · Score: 2
      self-sustaining" unit would be *a unit that sustains itself*, i.e., had no need for periodic inputs to keep running. What other definition would there be?



      "Sustains itself" does not imply "needs no inputs". A "self-sustaining colony" on Mars would not be one composed of natural wonders. An equally sensible definition would be "is able to independently acquire all the inputs it needs". In this sense, a horse is "self-sustaining" and so, probably, are you.

    4. Re:No, you're wrong by streetlawyer · · Score: 2
      They require outside energy to continue to live.

      And under normal conditions, they are able to find it, by themselves. It seems sensible to distinguish between machines which need intervention to fuel them, and machines which can harvest their own energy from the environment -- ask any nanotechnologist. A "self-sustaining" machine of this kind would not be a perpetual motion machine (which the inventor explicitly says his machine is not), but it would be bloody useful.


      Get your semantics straight, btw:


      Substaining means, literally, 'what causes it to run'


      No, "sustenance" means "what causes it to run; sustaining is not a noun. "Sustaining" means, loosely, "providing with sustenance", and "self-sustaining" means either that it provides itself with sustenance (like a horse) or that it needs no sustenance.

    5. Re:No, you're wrong by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      And under normal conditions, they are able to find it, by themselves. It seems sensible to distinguish between machines which need intervention to fuel them, and machines which can harvest their own energy from the environment -- ask any nanotechnologist. A "self-sustaining" machine of this kind would not be a perpetual motion machine (which the inventor explicitly says his machine is not), but it would be bloody useful.

      So, you're suggesting the machine can go out and get more energy? What are you suggesting?

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  341. Well, I believe it... by Bazman · · Score: 2
    I mean, this guy's web site is still up, despite being mentioned on slashdot. If he's powering his web server with his free-energy machine....

    Baz

    1. Re:Well, I believe it... by Jill+Bates · · Score: 0

      That would surely make an i486 much faster than the Cray II Y-MP...

  342. How was Reuters scammed in this case? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if it is a hoax (it might also not be deliberate, the "inventors" may just be fooling themselves by observing something that they didn't expect), my reading of the Reuters article doesn't seem to imply that the supposed invention works and it quotes people who say it shouldn't.

  343. Put it in the pile with the rest... by t_allardyce · · Score: 2

    It can go in the same pile as 'The most amazing loss-less compression breakthrough ever"

    I hope the journalists who went to his house, checked their wallets when they left... those lepricorns can never be trusted

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  344. What do you expect? Reporters are munchkins by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2

    The "news" media are a bunch of morons. It's what you do if you can't get a job in sociology or at Macdonalds. They simply and credulously regurgitate anything they are given.

    Have you *ever* seen something that you know about reported factually, accurately? No? In that case what on earth makes you think that *anything* in *any* of the news media outlets remotely resembles fact or what really happened? It's all complete fantasy.

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  345. Water Hammers by hairy_hippy · · Score: 1

    There was a great documentary about a device using the water hammer phonomenom to generate steam/power. The slightly crazed looking American guy who'd invented it had just installed one in a fire station and predicted that it would revolutionise the world in a few months.....now lets see that would have been around 5 years ago? Anybody heard anything since? "If I had a hammer...I'd hammer some water.."

  346. Controversy by aridg · · Score: 1
    Not surprisingly, this topic is red hot with controversy -- sharply dividing a world scientific community ...

    This is a claim that Reuter's is making I'm pretty sure this isn't true.

    Indeed! I've seen this dozens of times. Jimmy Whacko makes an outrageous scientific claim. Reporter interviews ten Respectable Scientists(tm), every one of whom says that Jimmy W is full of it. Reporter reports that Jimmy's ideas are "highly controversial"!!! Right... Among the 10 R.S.'s, there's no controversy at all...

  347. Insight? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The irony is that, had Sagan lived at the same time as Einstein, HE would have been the one leading the laugh chorus against Einstein.

  348. Re:#1 reason why this worked = lazy/stupid jourali by shilly · · Score: 2, Informative

    WTF are you on about?
    The journalist consulted opposing views from:
    1) Robert Park, professor of physics at the University of Maryland
    2) William Beattie, senior lecturer in electrical engineering at Queen's University in Belfast, Northern Ireland
    Did you notice the article appearing in the "Lifestyle" section, rather than science? Did you notice that the article made extensive use of words like "skeptics" and "undaunted" and referred to the cold fusion debacle? Did you notice that it always referred to the claim in the conditional, as in its last line: "If the Jasker men really are onto something, it could be the most important Irish invention since Guinness"?
    Did you even read the article?
    The criticism of Reuters by michael is entirely unjustified here. He asks us to keep an eye out for retractions. What is Reuters going to retract? They accurately reported what had happened: some people have made an improbable claim that, *if true and that is unlikely*, could be revolutionary. Reuters consulted some experts who confirmed that it was unlikely; the journo reported seeing a demonstration that apparently supported the claims, but did not claim that the case was proven; the article discussed the context of claims about energy generation, noting that some contributors were serious and others were not. There is nothing to retract.

  349. Has nobody realised yet.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    That JASKER POWER is an anagram for JAPE WORKERS.

    dictionary.com meaning of Jape :

    n.
    A joke or quip.

    1. Re:Has nobody realised yet.... by Alien54 · · Score: 1
      That JASKER POWER is an anagram for JAPE WORKERS.

      Actually, if you go to a place like anagramgenius.com, you will find that many such anagrams exist for almost any such phrase.

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  350. Never correct?? by LinuxHam · · Score: 2

    I guess Michael doesn't read the wires much. Search on Google for something like this and you'll see tons of articles where the wires send out corrections, like this one where Prudential's market value was underreported by 90% at its IPO!! Gimme my shirt!!

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  351. MAKE FREE ENERGY IN YOUR OWN HOME! by mblase · · Score: 1

    NOT A HOAX! Not a scam! Using this incredible technology you can be making FREE ENERGY in your own home in less than a week!

    "I didn't believe it, but it's true! In just one day I was making FREE ENERGY and powering all my heating and electricity systems! The power company didn't believe it when I called them and asked to be disconnected!" -- J.Whippins, NJ

    The incredible Jasker electrical device is capable of replenishing ITS OWN ENERGY using nothing more than an ordinary car battery! For the low cost of parts you can buy at your local electrical store, you can charge your lights, electronics, appliances, even your home heating, for next to nothing! YOU'LL NEVER NEED TO PAY FOR POWER AGAIN!!

    Just send email to jasker@really-secret-hideout.co.uk for information on how to get your first FREE ENERGY production kit delivered to your home! Hurry up and be the first!

    1. Re:MAKE FREE ENERGY IN YOUR OWN HOME! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the proper Subject: for this spam would be
      MAKE FREE ENERGY FAST!

  352. 110 In Ireland? by Havokmon · · Score: 2

    Granted, I'm not an expert on local power consumption around the globe, but isn't that why we all have 110/220 switches on our Power supplies?

    I suppose I could do a Google search, but then again, I'm not an editor..

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  353. fuel cells, electric vehicles ... by peter303 · · Score: 2

    Slashdot often posts articles about these "new energy" devices. However, their energy has to come from somewhere else, typically a dirty "old energy" source.

    1. Re:fuel cells, electric vehicles ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Jasker device is absolutely possible and anyone who is up on current fuel cell technology knows that this device could be a self regenerating fuel cell. The stacks in these cells are not perpetual, however, they are extremely efficient and cells that regenerate their fuel from an initial charge are possible although problematic. There are no violations of thermodynamics here just efficiencies that are mind boggling. And by the way a dishwasher size fuel cell could produce 5 kW easy and possibly much more.

  354. Wow by Deanasc · · Score: 3, Funny

    Sounds to me like this guy belongs in the "Duff Book of World Records".

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  355. Life is Local Exception of 2nd Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All life forms are local exceptions to the 2nd law of thermodynamics. Life forms are a decrease in entropy. They do increase entropy around them as they break things up while eating.

    Animals cause large amounts of localized entropy reversal by creating large populations. Humans also do it by using tools and constructing things -- those things are temporary in the long term, but they are decreases in entropy.

    Of course, the amount of entropy being increased by the Sun and the masses bumping around the Solar System overwhelms our tiny quantity of localized entropy reversal.

    1. Re:Life is Local Exception of 2nd Law by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but the big question is in our efforts to decrease entropy, is that decrease greater or less than the increase in entropy we create in the process? We make tools to build things and impose order. The problem is that to create the tools generally produces an increase in entropy anyway. The reason we're capable of doing all of this is, of course, the constant influx of energy from the sun. The Earth is not a closed system, which is the main reason you cannot arbitrarily apply the 2nd Law to it.

  356. You Suppose the Reporter Checked for a Plug? by ScottyB · · Score: 1

    "Excuse me, what's this cord hooked to the wall."

    "Oh, well, uh, that's, uh, that's powering the house! Yeah, that's it!"

    "But that's just a power outlet."

    "Look over there!"
    (running sound as Jasker guy runs off)

  357. I wonder if ENRON has bitten yet? by tedmcdan · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hedrick, chief executive of a company set up with a view to licensing the device in the United States, said the technology shattered preconceived laws of science.

    I wonder if ENRON has bitten yet?

  358. CNN credits /. by skia · · Score: 1

    [1] This is a fine world that we live in, where I can find a website devoted to the Second Law of Thermodynamics.

    It is a fine world that we live in, where CNN credits /. for correcting thier ignorance.

    Since publication of this story, CNN and other media have been criticized for falling for a clear hoax. According to popular technical web site slashdot.org the story is full of holes.

    Never thought I'd ever see /. mentioned on CNN two years ago.

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  359. Thanks, but no thanks michael ... by spookyfluke · · Score: 1
    michael,

    Why can't you just post the headline? I don't want your opinions on jounalistic integrity. I can decide what merit the story has for myself.

    It's "News for Nerds. Stuff that matters". Not, "News for nerds, and my half-baked opinion of the state of mass media".

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  360. CNN backs off -- will Michael Give them a T-Shirt? by baxissimo · · Score: 1

    Looks like CNN took you up on your challenge, Michael. And they cite Slashdot as the source of their new-found skepticism! Too funny!

  361. Free energy would not be without problems by Sodium+Attack · · Score: 2
    Even if we did have free energy, that wouldn't mean all of our problems would be solved.

    Arthur C. Clarke addresses this in 3001: The Final Odyssey. Mankind had tapped zero-point energy, giving them free energy. Problem was, the release of all that energy had a way of significantly heating up the planet...

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  362. Really now... by 16977 · · Score: 1

    I would ordinarily be annoyed that yet another perpetual motion scam has been posted to slashdot, but how is this any less credible than that "ultimate stem cell" story just hours before?

  363. Probably a hoax, but ... by Tacubaruba · · Score: 1

    I'm really surprised at the hostility and shrillness displayed in most of the replies on this topic. I mean, yeah it is probably a hoax. I think it is a hoax, but I don't KNOW that it is a hoax. Most of the people commenting on this are coming on like they know something, like they have inside information or, more typically, they are just so smart that they know for sure. Especially the original poster, who implies the article has been officially revealed to be a hoax. It has not. What's the harm in keeping an open mind? After all, if it is real it solves a number of fundamental problems we are struggling with. I don't expect anything is going to come of it, but I would like to find out more, see a better demonstration of the devise. There is actually a credible person quoted in the Reuters news release who says it is possible the thing could be for real. This is Nick Cook, aviation editor for Jane's Defence Weekly. Last time I checked, JDW was a highly credible publication. The biggest objection to the credibility of the Jasker devise is that it can only function as advertised if it is violating the Second Law of Thermodynamics. The energy has to come from somewhere, right? Well, maybe it is coming from somewhere. I've done enough reading on zero point energy to know that breakthroughs are possible. Personally, I think we are at least ten years and billions of dollars away from a breakthrough, but history is full of individual inventors pulling rabbits out of their hats. So, like I said, I'd like to find out more.

    1. Re:Probably a hoax, but ... by Nickbot · · Score: 1

      > I think it is a hoax, but I don't KNOW that it is a hoax

      I KNOW it's a hoax. I took freshman physics.

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  364. CNN pays attention to SlashDot by SloppyElvis · · Score: 1

    from cnn.com story:

    Is this story a hoax?
    Since publication of this story, CNN and other media have been criticized for falling for a clear hoax. According to popular technical web site slashdot.org the story is full of holes.

    "Three 100 Watt light bulbs created a drain of 4500 Watts", - it should be 300 Watts. The inventor comments that perpetual motion is impossible, but then says what he's created is a "self-sustaining unit" that generates surplus energy, surely just another name for the same thing?

    Slashdot points out that this inventor's claim contravenes the second law of thermodynamics which states that in a closed system, any real physical process ends with less useful energy than it started with, some is always wasted.

    In other words, a perpetual motion machine is impossible.


    Not the best retraction I've ever seen, but it qualifies. Ok, where is my T-Shirt?

    1. Re:CNN pays attention to SlashDot by inkless1 · · Score: 1

      Michael is probably too busy glowing over his "journalistic integrity" to notice that his entire "challenge" is bunk.

      inky

    2. Re:CNN pays attention to SlashDot by Tacubaruba · · Score: 1
      From the CNN "retraction":
      "Three 100 Watt light bulbs created a drain of 4500 Watts", - it should be 300 Watts.
      When the inventor referred to a drain of 4500 Watts in the news release, isn't it possible that he was refering to what the devise itself was drawing in addition to the three 100 watt bulbs. 4200 Watts for the machine and 300 for the bulbs equals 4500 Watts. Yes, that would have drained the batteries in about a minute and a half, so the device was obviously drawing on something else. There's just not enough information available on the devise for people to have so much certainty about what it can and cannot do.
  365. Cold Fusion is not free energy. by cryptochrome · · Score: 2

    There is nothing thermodynamically or theoretically impossible about cold fusion. Nuclear fusion is well understood and experimentally verified. It just naturally happens under extremely hot/high energy environments, i.e. hydrogen bombs or the sun. Cold fusion is just the idea of doing regular fusion at low temperatures, which would require either an extremely slow cold "burn" with high enough local energy for the reactants but low energy overall, or a nuclear catalyst of some sort which lowers the Energy of Activation, like the CNO cycle (which enhances the reaction but only at high temperatures and thus wouldn't be good candidate for cold fusion).

    In other words, theoretically possible, but damned if anyone actually knows how to do it.

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  366. Quick To Judge by doyen · · Score: 1

    Slashdot was quick to judge every other news source for printing this article but it seems that Slashdot was the only one to break any form of journalistic code of ethics with this one. The stories written about this new claim, say nothing more than that, some unknown scientist is making a claim and this is what he showed us. There was no qualitative analysis at all. Nothing to try and intentionally lead the reader into believing the scientist's claims. In fact, it even mentions that these claims have been made in the past and have been found to be nonsense. The only qualitative comment of any sort was the typical "if this is true it could change the world" comment, which is used in every scientific journal no matter how secure. Yet it was Slashdot who posted the title "News Media Scammed by 'Free Energy' Hoax". A title that intentionally misleads the reader into thinking that there is some evidence which disproves this scientist's claims. There was no evidence, however, only the pure conjecture of someone whos scientific credentials are questionable. If we read on, the very next post on stemcell research makes some very interesting claims. But, in normal Slashdot style, it was approached with just a hint of skepticism and a 'let's just wait and see the proof' mentality. As opposed to the previous post, who, despite all of its appeals for proof, had its mind already made up and was more than willing to tell you why. All this talk of the second law of physics, etc, etc. Perhaps the machine is able to produce energy from oxygen molecules? Certainly that wouldn't violate the second law of physics. But it is not this righteous and unbased denouncement that has me so amused. What has me amused is that almost every single Slashdot post followed suit in ridiculing the obsurdity of the claim. Again, not in a midly skeptical, probably-not, wait-and-see tone, but as if the scientific community had already issued its verdict on this as a fraud and that the mere _possibility_ of such a claim was so outlandish that it could be dismissed outright. Just another testament to the fact that people are sheep no matter where you go.

    1. Re:Quick To Judge by Tacubaruba · · Score: 1

      Exactly right. The Slashdot reaction to the Jasker device article has been over the top, sophomoric, and frankly just plain weird. The "News Media Scammed by 'Free Energy' Hoax" title is the real scam. Misleading in the extreme. Where does this type of reaction come from? Obviously a nerve has been touched.

  367. Yes, Virginia Pilot scammed by local inventor by ch-chuck · · Score: 2

    One of the few time I checked their web site there was an article about a VA Beach "Inventor" who created one of those "magic fuel line magnetic gas mileage booster" - just gas running thru a couple of perm mags, JC Whitney sells them; they come up every few years (once the last scam is forgotten) to bite the gullible - local govts have been known to buy them for school buses, etc. I wrote CSICOP about it and, probably coincidentally, someone wrote an article about similar claims.

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  368. slashdot Scammed by anti-'Free Energy' Hoax by ArtSmart · · Score: 1

    Dear Michael I completely understand your eagerness to slash this piece of news, that has to do with a seemingly unrealistic idea. Let me ask you something. You blame major news agencies for not checking the story for veracity. In other words, they (news agencies) made a statement that lacked sufficient evidence. However, you made the same mistake, you eagerly jump to a conclusion that a story is not true (it is a hoax) lacking sufficient evidence that would support your point of view. I'm not sure what kind of degree of an education you possess. However, I (having a master degree in aerospace engineering) can say that based on all my knowledge I can not state that the story is not true. It doesn't take much intelligence to repeat the most known by average people Second Law of Thermodynamics left and right. I know the Law, however I don't dare to claim that I understand quantum physics enough to make 'impossibility' claims. There's been enough evidence in practice (PATTERSON POWER CELL) and in theory (Heisenberg's uncertainty principle, Casimir effect etc) to actually prompt us to thinking instead of sticking to well trodden dogmatic roads. May be it is time to do some reading of the science literature rather than headlines of the news? I would like to encourage you to use your God given wisdom and keep open mind instead of blindly following the letter of the law.

    1. Re:slashdot Scammed by anti-'Free Energy' Hoax by nagora · · Score: 2
      God given wisdom and keep open mind

      Brilliant! Invoking God while complaining about dogma. You couldn't make this stuff up!

      TWW

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  369. I Can't Believe Everyone Is So Worked Up by The_THOMAS · · Score: 1

    This story is in no way a "validation" of this supposed technology. I took it as one of those quirky people stories. I don't think you finish a serious news story with the words "...the most important Irish invention since Guinness". Jeez, don't be so concrete people.

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  370. Domestic power needs? by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 1

    Maybe his domestic power needs are 3 100W light bulbs.

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  371. "laws" by a_an_the · · Score: 1

    I agree. They are called "laws" of thermodynamics -- but that is a misnomer of course. The grand and wonderful universe we live in is not bound to obey the laws we make. These "laws" are merely concise descriptions of observed phenomena. We have observed that water freezes at 0 degrees celsius. We feel confident that if we go ahead and freeze a bucket of water every day it will always freeze at the same temperature. But water isn't freezing at 0 because we told it to. If one day water froze at -10 we'd have to go back to the drawing board and make a whole slew of new theories to explain why. That's what science is about, in a nutshell.

  372. Take your medication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't crap your pants buddy. It was a slashdot article, not an act of heresy.

  373. Claims of Credibility by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    I'm very aware that many hoaxes are perpetrated of this stripe, and I have a large measure of skepticism when it comes to such claims, but as a scientist I'd have to say that "not proven" doesn't (at this time) mean "disproven" (again, at this time). It's conceivable that this machine is the real deal, for the simple fact that nobody knows yet what it does. As a possible solution that doesn't violate any known physics, what if the machine consumes something unobserved (as yet) for its power? Just because it might produce more electricity than it uses doesn't make it a perpetual motion machine, or necessarily a hoax. What if it eats matter, or gravity, or some other fuel? Until tests confirm or deny these things, it's unscientific simply to reject it with derision. Remember that until Einstein, there was a "law of conservation of matter" that was separate from energy. Although unlikely, it's possible this device is following the laws of physics in a completely unexpected manner. I'll wait until it's proven a hoax before I laugh too loudly, and I suggest all of you consider that as well.

    Virg

  374. Re:Wow. The knee-jerking robo-geeks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AMEN!

    There are NO closed systems....doesn't exist in this version of reality. Let it go. Just look for energy that's easily replenished...ala Tesla.

    What kind of energy is in the aurora borealis? ...it's an awesome amount of energy coming from the sun to produce this plasma. How much energy is in a thunderstorm?...and the earth's environment makes this "naturally"...how? How much energy is in the earth's constantly maintained magnetic field that birds and whales may use to migrate? Even though these energy fields may be "low power" locally think about what kind of "dish" might serve as a collector to input it into your device. Satallite transmissions are very low wattage, cellphones, wireless networks etc...we've just managed to find a way to harnass (tune it in) and amplify it so it's useful. Why can't we do the same with a free energy source? Nowhere do I see that we need a perpetual motion machine or a closed system. That won't work.

    So, there's lots of ideas out there one can pursue. Try not to poo poo them so quickly that you don't find YOUR unique inspiration.

  375. Re:I would like to revise the headline for Reuters by Gyl · · Score: 1
    And as the eveidence: (taken from the guy's company's website; http://www.jasker.com/article2.htm)


    In reality the achievement of this invention adheres strictly with known, accepted and proven physics principles. It is emphasised there are no new discoveries disproving accepted physics laws. To reiterate there are no physics heresies, no physics contradictions and no ambiguous claims.

  376. Mine the past! by flegged · · Score: 1

    So many people are ignoring what is quite obviusly the best source of free energy in the known universe - the past.

    Think about it, there's all this stuff that's just sitting there in the past, which we could use for fuel.

    But then if you mine the past, the present is degraded because the bastards in the future are doing it as well!

    (This post dedicated to Douglas Adams, inventor of Past Mining)

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  377. Re:Wow. The knee-jerking robo-geeks! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, I think that he's grumpy because his tinfoil hat is too tight.

  378. An ad for Guinness by 2dor!2d · · Score: 1

    Over the years they have won numerous
    awards for their innovative advertising
    campaigns.

    This is just another example of it.

    my 0.02 euro

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  379. Retraction from CNN by Jadsky · · Score: 1

    Looks like some news editors at CNN read Slashdot and decided to post a retraction just this once... maybe so we can all get free Thinkgeek t-shirts. That's okay, I don't want one, just put the cost in a fund to find a source of zero-point energy.

    "Is this story a hoax?

    Since publication of this story, CNN and other media have been criticized for falling for a clear hoax. According to popular technical web site slashdot.org the story is full of holes.

    "Three 100 Watt light bulbs created a drain of 4500 Watts", - it should be 300 Watts. The inventor comments that perpetual motion is impossible, but then says what he's created is a "self-sustaining unit" that generates surplus energy, surely just another name for the same thing?

    Slashdot points out that this inventor's claim contravenes the second law of thermodynamics which states that in a closed system, any real physical process ends with less useful energy than it started with, some is always wasted.

    In other words, a perpetual motion machine is impossible. "

  380. Three Laws by cscole · · Score: 1
    One of my professors once described the three laws as follows

    First Law: You can't get somehing for nothing

    Second Law: You get what you pay for

    Third law: Hell, you can't even break even!


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  381. Re:Wow by dpreviti · · Score: 1

    Hehe when I was reading the artical two episodes came to mind.

    1) Homers on the island for people who know to much. Didn't one of them admit to making the P/M machine?

    2) " The guiness comment" The irish are known for a lot more then drinking.

    or something like that anyway. Sorry for the non-exact quotes.
    DP

  382. Viktor Schauberger by joshuaos · · Score: 2
    Now, I will be the first to admit that this story sounds pretty far-fetched. As everyone has pointed out, the little described experiment proved nothing, except that car batteries can run light bulbs. However, I do think that there are many aspects of technology we do not yet understand. There have been scientists who have done remarkable things that have (supposedly) been supressed.

    Of particular interest to me, is Viktor Schauberger, who was an Austrian forester turned scientist at the turn of the 20th century (13th of June 1885 to 25th September 1958). Schauberger's motto was "observe and copy nature" and he claimed to be studying a different branch of technology. He said that all of the technology's we use are explosive, heat generating, outward moving technologies, but the technology he studied and worked with was implosive, cold generating, and based on the shape of the vortex. He had several acomplishments that are quite well documented, and interesting, and some day, I very much hope to re-create some of his experiments. He studied water, agriculture, and other things, applying information he gleaned from his native Austrian forests.

    Supposedly, the Nazi's kidnapped him in World War II, and attempted to force him to work on creating a flying saucer, and many believe he came close. He had power-generators, as well. I've even seen supposed diagrams of how they worked, based on a special pipe, the shape of a Kudu Antelope horn. According to what I've read, Schauberger died in America, where he was tricked into coming.

    I take no conclusions from this, except that many things are possible, and technology as we know it is not all there is. There have been other inventors people thought were wacko, including Nicola Tesla, but I haven't particularly studied him. I can only recommend the books on Schauberger (available at Amazon, I believe), and hope to see his work followed up.

    Anything's possible, Joshua

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  383. Not only that... by sootman · · Score: 1
    CNN mentioned YOU!:

    "Since publication of this story, CNN and other media have been criticized for falling for a clear hoax. According to popular technical web site slashdot.org the story is full of holes."

    Look out slashdot, you're about to get hit by the CNN effect!

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  384. Re:Wow. The knee-jerking robo-geeks! by tedrlord · · Score: 1

    I'm wondering why this post was modded up so high. It -is- quite long, I'll give you that, and rather entertaining from a Lone Gunmen point of view. Looking at the actual content, though, it's mostly made up of assertions, accusations, and insults to the intelligence of those who disagree with him. My bullshit detector immediately went off in two areas, though: talking about information "they" don't want you to know, and backing up his claim with the ever-popular pseudoscience phrase "trust me on this."

    As to the actual science, I'm not nearly as sure of myself as he is, but I believe all experiments in ZPE have just returned very small amounts of energy in controlled lab experiments. As for cold fusion, there are some reputable scientific claims that it does actually create energy as well, but they are hard to reproduce (and therefore prove), not to mention that whatever phenomenon that causes what they do see is as of yet unexplained and could likely not even be fusion at all.

    Personally, I must admit that I am interested in both subjects too. The former because ZPE does seem to have some promising uses in the (likely far) future, and the latter because the experiments in cold fusion have turned up some curious evidence, such as elevated levels of helium in a closed canister, and I'd kind of like to know what is really going on there, even if it is not some sort of miracle super reactor.

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  385. Reuters wasn't that badly taken ... by dougmc · · Score: 2
    I read the Reuters article rather carefully and I don't think they really did anything wrong.

    The news that they reported was NOT that somebody had invented a new perpetual motion machine. It was that somebody else was claiming to have done so, and since a big enough deal was made of it, it became news, no matter how `bogus' it was.

    Reuters did do their part in showing that people were incredibly skeptical of this new invention.

    Reuters could have taken the position of the patent office that perpetual motion machines are always bunk, but instead they decided to just report on the news as given, as well as giving conterpoints.

    They weren't `taken' at all. They knew it was bunk.

  386. What's the big deal? by MrRogers2 · · Score: 1

    It's not like this is a Segway...

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  387. I Three by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    Heck, that's nothing. I built a perpetual motion machine as well, in my own home, with the help of my wife. He's 20 months old now and still burning far more energy than anyone could conceive.

    Virg

  388. Re:Laws? Hitchhikers? by LinkDeath · · Score: 1

    Tell me...is it just me, or is this thread simply looking more and more like a chapter out of a book by Douglas Adams?

    Quick! Someone get me an atomic vector plotter and a nice, hot cup of tea!

  389. Knowing vs. KNOWING by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    Take care here. In sophomore physics, they teach that the laws of thermodynamics apply in aggregate, not to specific types of energy. To wit, most people who read this article saw

    electricity in -> lightbulbs on -> batteries charged -> more electricity out,

    and immediately assume that because the device produces more electricity than it consumes, it's producing more power than it consumes, and these two statements are not the same. An a-bomb produces more heat than the starting chemical explosion adds to it, by changing matter into energy. Until you're certain this device isn't converting some other power source (gravity, matter, or who knows what), you can't claim to "know" anything about whether it works or not.

    Virg

    1. Re:Knowing vs. KNOWING by Nickbot · · Score: 1

      >and immediately assume that because the device produces more electricity than it consumes, it's producing more power than it consumes, and these two statements are not the same. An a-bomb produces more heat than the starting chemical explosion adds to it, by changing matter into energy.

      Excuse my ignorace, then. But I was under the impression that the fissionable material in an atom bomb was, in fact, consumed. Therefore it would seem the bomb produces no more than was put into it.

      Perhaps the brevity of my statement caused confusion. Let me rephrase: this device produces no more output of any form than is put into it in any form.

      Unless, of course, in sophomore physics they explained how one gets something from nothing.

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  390. Here's a free tip for Michael by inkless1 · · Score: 1

    Never say stuff like:

    "other media is that they never correct themselves, no matter how inaccurate, so readers are left with a false picture of accuracy"

    That statement was so boldly false, incredibly overreaching and utterly arrogant that you should have been picking out t-shirt sizes the moment you hit the submit button.

    And once again Slashdot puts it's foot in it's mouth and then acts like it can walk away without removing it.

    inky

  391. What's in the box by Fred_A · · Score: 1

    A dwarf on a bicycle :)

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    1. Re:What's in the box by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      Nah, judging from the size of it (the article says about the size of a washing machine, but that would be one /small/ washing machine) it would be the Dancing Baby and a Hard Light projector.

  392. Anyone remember Xing's perpetual motion movie? by kobotronic · · Score: 1

    Sometime in the very early 90s the first generation MPEG player for DOS from Xing Technologies was circulating as a shareware app. IIRC The BBS distribution file came with an enclosed demo MPEG file featuring blurry footage of an alleged perpetual motion machine (sort of resembled a rickety bicycle wheel with a glowing light bulb). Does anyone remember seeing this? I've not been able to find the archive file again, or determine whether it did in fact come from Xing.

  393. I don't think you're understanding... by Alkaiser · · Score: 1

    "Watt per sec = W/s = ????"

    I don't understand why you keep thinking I'm trying to divide the watts over time. There are 3 100-watt bulbs, every second they consume 300 watts. "Watt per second" isn't a unit I'm trying to define. I would just use "joules" if I wanted to do a scientific proof, but I was trying to keep it with the same term as the article was written. It's easier to point out the flaws there without changing the units, because either way, the underlying math is wrong.

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  394. don't throw the baby out with the bath water by cecirdr · · Score: 1
    Yeah...I'm moved to write a cliche. But there's truth in those words. The world is filled with whackos, charletans, manipulators...you name it. This particular case may be a hoax, but the number of messages generated here let's us all know just how much we all want to discover a new energy source. (deep down we want to find some new cosmic secret that's been there all along if we only had been able to decode it)

    Just look for the germ of truth in these speculations. No need to deride anyone. There's so much energy available "out there"...the sun's energy creating plasma in the atmosphere to create the aurora, ...how do the typical interactions of the earth just existing create such massive energies as thunderstorms? (we know some of the mechanisms, but still don't know how)

    Many "crazy" people have great inspirations, but just lack the ability to get their idea packaged up for the "real world". The messenger is essentially irrelevant...listen to the message.

    Look for the diamond in the rough.

  395. kevin smith by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    anyone go to the jasker homepage and see whos name is on the original article, hmmmmmmmmm
    anyone seen mallrats?

  396. Jasker site updated by Tacubaruba · · Score: 1
    Jasker.com has added the following text to their web site:
    Since the release of the Reuters story concerning Jasker Power System on January 22nd 2002, we have received thousands upon thousands of enquires and many notes of congratulations from all around the world. We find this remarkable as we had not published our web site address. It is our desire to answer your enquires but in order to do so it would significantly assist us if we have your complete information, including your title, company name, and the substance of your interest so as to prioritize our response. We very much appreciate the public's warm reaction to our innovative technology and in the coming weeks we will be posting a lot more information concerning Jasker Power System on our site.
    If this is a hoax, it looks like it's going to be an ongoing affair as opposed to a quick Gotcha! We'll see. I know that Michael has already done all the thinking for us, the verdict has been pre-rendered, the conclusions rushed to market in convenient, bite-sized morcels, but I for one would like to see some substanative information on the device before I announce to the world that I know all about it.
    1. Re:Jasker site updated by geekoid · · Score: 2

      That may be true, but if you where a betting man, where would you put down your money: on it being real, or not?
      Persoanllly I'd give anyone 1000 to 1 that it does not produce free energy.

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  397. Numbers by plaa · · Score: 2

    The classic example is: I have a sealed box of an odorous gas. I take it into a large room and open the box. The gas obviously will disperse and fill the room; this is predicted by the 2nd law of thermodynamics. If you look at the random motions of just one of these gas particles, it would look perfectly OK if you watched the movie "in reverse". However, it wouldn't look ok for the entire process to go in reverse. The reason is that it is incredibly unlikely that if a room is full of gas, then all the gas particles will, by chance, all move into the box in the corner. It is possible, but so incredibly unlikely you'd be waiting for many many times the age of the universe before it probably would happen.

    Let's try that (or something similar) out with numbers: Let's take a 10 liter box of air at room temperature, normal pressure, and open it into a 5x5x4 meter room in vacuum.

    We can get a crude estimate by saying that at some point in time, the position of an air molecule in the room is random. Let's figure out what's the probability of the air moving into the box.

    From PV=NkT we get N=PV/kT=10^5Pa*10dm^3/(1.38E-23J/K*300K)=1E26 air molecules. The probability for one of them to be in the box is 10dm^3/(50dm*50dm*40dm)=1E-4. The probability for all air molecules to be in the box is 1E-4^1E26=1E-104.

    If the air molecules move at such a speed that the places can be takes as random 1000 times per second (they don't), the probability of the air molecules being in the box for an instant during one second is 1 to a googol (10^100) against.

    Let's get a picture of what a googol seconds is:

    1. Take the whole history of the universe, and squeeze that into a ball 1mm in diameter. Cover the whole Earth with a layer 100 meters thick of those balls.
    2. Squeeze that Earth into a ball 1mm in diameter. Cover the whole Earth with those balls 100 meters thick.
    3. Then squeeze that Earth into a ball 1mm in diameter, and cover the Earth 100 meters deep with those balls.

    There you would have approximately a googol seconds!

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  398. sorry, still no t-shirt by LMCBoy · · Score: 2

    The topic you're referring to at the center of the supposed red-hot controversy is the first law of thermodynamics, a.k.a conservation of energy. There is no "debate" on the reality of conservation of energy. It's one of the most well-established facts of our universe. The scientific community is not "sharply divided" on the theoretical possibility of perpetual motion machines (no matter how many posts you might find on that pillar of scientific discourse, slashdot).

    In short, it's irresponsible for the journalist
    to claim that there is a controversy here. It's inflating a non-story for pure sensationalism.
    It happens all the time, and I think it's one reason science literacy is so low in our society.

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  399. Right on! by RockyJSquirel · · Score: 1

    Planesdragon's got the spirit. Science isn't supposed to be dogmatic, if you don't question assumptions then you don't get it.

    I'll bet half the people complaining still believe lots of old, obsolete theories (laws!)such as the one that says mass is conserved (hint a sealed battery is heavier at full capacity than it is discharged and a spinning top is heavier than a stationary one.)

    Rocky J. Squirrel

  400. the device by arban · · Score: 1

    Did any one else think "battlebot" when they saw the amazing device?

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  401. But they have one thing in common..... by Tablizer · · Score: 1
    I just can't help thinking of this quote from Carl Sagan as I read about this story: "They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at Newton. Of course, they also laughed at Bozo the Clown."

    Those wacky, groovy, hairdoos

  402. Heck, I've had free energy for 10 years now... by wave2 · · Score: 1

    For 10 years I've been heating my home with a device that delivers 2 to 4 times more energy than it consumes.

    Is it a perpetual motion machine? Certainly not.

    Does it violate the Laws of Thermodynamics? Wrong again.

    Its called a heat pump. It delivers 2 to 4 times as much energy in the form of heat than it consumes in electricity. How is this possible? A heat pump uses electricity to extract heat from the environment. More precisely, it extracts energy from random thermal fluctuations in the environment.

    Probably the device in Ireland is a hoax. Certainly the Reuters article is non-critical, and raises many questions. But are we so narrow-minded that we are unwilling to consider such questions?

    After all, the Casimir Effect has been studied for decades. It has been confirmed by experiment. Search on google for "casimir effect" or "electromagnetic fluctuations" and you'll find hundreds of academic references.

    The reality of zero-point energy has been well established. When will a practical extraction device be developed? Maybe not this year; maybe not in 20 years. But to insist that it could never be developed seems foolish.

    Cheers!

  403. Sounds like a rip-off of Joseph Newman's work by David7Coleman · · Score: 1

    What's really funny: The guy in Ireland may truly be reinventing the wheel! What he's claiming to have done has been done years ago by inventor Joseph Newman right here in the good olde USofA. Probably the Irish guy read Joe's book, THE ENERGY MACHINE OF JOSEPH NEWMAN, then simply copied it and whammo, presto: instant Irish Energy Machine embellished with them 4-leaf clovers. Curiously-enough, I've followed Newman's work on and off over the years. I've read reports by physicists and electrical engineers that have repeatedly tested his units and signed affidavits saying they work as claimed. I've also read stuff by skeptics who attack Newman as having something that can't possibly work, yet those same skeptics have never actually test a unit for themselves. There's a lot of articles/etc. that Newman's has available --- you can see some of them for yourself at: http://www.josephnewman.com I have written their organization and been sent quite a bit of documentation about Newman's technology. Does he have something? I don't honesty know. I do know that he doesn't call it "free energy" nor does he claim to be "getting something for nothing." What he's claiming isn't "perpetual motion" --- but the bottom line is that he is claiming to be transferring mass to energy "electromagnetically" rather than through a fission reaction. He claims that the energy output generated from his motor/generator actually comes from the copper atoms of his conductor and that an external voltage input (with as little current as possible) is applied to basically align and realign those copper atoms and then cause them to release some of their energy. The following is from one website about Newman's technology: "In radically oversimplified terms, this is what happens when Joseph Newman throws the switch on his revolutionary Energy Machine: 1) An electrical current is sent through a very long (miles long) coil of copper wire, magnetizing it and creating a strong magnetic field. 2) Newman describes the mechanics of the magnetic field as "shells of force" composed of gyroscopic particles that move in a spiral pattern around the wire. Originally IN the wire, the particles expand outward and thus create the magnetic field. 3) When the particles form a magnetic field, Newman says, they are traveling at the speed of light in two directions - in the spiral pattern around the wire, and in their own normal gyroscopic spin. This gives him the right side of the E=mc^2 equation; the particles (mass) multiplied by the speed of light squared. 4) The machine operates in pulses; that is, the electrical current is continually turned on and off. This causes the magnetic field - in other words, the gyroscopic particles - to expand and collapse. 5) When the trillions of gyroscopic particles that have been released collapse back into the wire, some of them collide with other gyroscopic particles. Because of the nature of the gyroscopic spin, the collisions cause some of the loose particles to bounce off at right angles and thus not return to the copper atoms from whence they originated; those particular particles emerge at one end of the wire as electrical energy." I wrote the Newman organization and here's what some scientists have said about Newman: "The future of the human race may be dramatically uplifted by the large-scale, commercial development of this invention." -- Dr. Roger Hastings, Principal Physicist, UNISYS CORPORATION "If the manner in which Joseph Newman conducted his experiments and the results were made known to the industrial or engineering community then, in my opinion, several companies and/or individuals possess the expertise and capabilities to construct the hardware required to fully exploit the apparent capability of his new concepts." -- Dr. Robert E. Smith, Chief, Orbital and Space Environment Branch, George C. Marshall Space Flight Center, NASA "You have opened an area in Astrophysics which may revolutionize the magnetic energy problems which is now the most paramount problem in future energy and space travel. I do believe with proper research funds, the results would not only be a great financial boom to your financiers, but would lead to developments that will be practical and beneficial to all mankind and develop a new step in science." -- Dr. E. L. Moragne, MORAGNE RESEARCH & DEVELOPMENT CO. [Dr. Moragne was an electromagnetic pioneer in the development of the first atomic bomb.] I was also sent the following document: ___________________________________ FROM THE JOURNAL OF APPLIED PHYSICS: IT HAS COME TO OUR ATTENTION THAT A RESEARCH REPORT PUBLISHED IN THE JOURNAL OF APPLIED PHYSICS (Volume 77, Issue 11, June 1, 1995, pages 6015-6020) PUBLISHED BY THE AMERICAN INSTITUTE OF PHYSICS, FURTHER VALIDATES THE WORK OF INVENTOR JOSEPH NEWMAN. TITLE: Increased Voltage Phenomenon in a Resonance Circuit of Unconventional Magnetic Configuration PREFACE: The behavior of an ICR (inductance-capacitance resistance) circuit with a moveable ferromagnetic core is discussed. The core is attracted by a magnetic field generated by an electric current resulting from the discharge of a capacitor in the closed ICR circuit. An unusual increase in recharge voltage, which was dependent on the magnetic configuration of the coil, was observed. This voltage increase does not conform to the mathematical simulation of the system. The possibility that a positive electromotive force was involved in this effect is discussed. The following is a particularly interesting statement from this article: "Generally speaking, it is expected that the total recharge voltage will decrease because this system produces mechanical output as the core moves. However, through a series of experiments, it was discovered that results depend on the magnetic configuration of the coils used in the circuit. In other words, for a certain kind of magnetic field, the opposite result could occur --- an increase in the average current and recharge voltage. To confirm the above observations, an experiment was conducted, which is described in this article." The following was one of the final conclusions presented in this article: "It can be postulated that the complex movement of magnetic flux generates a positive EMF, but the cause of the voltage increase is not clear." Through his research over the past 30 years and as demonstrated in his numerous experiments and working prototypes, Joseph Newman has presented a comprehensive explanation for the cause of the "voltage increase" described in the above article. I urge the reader to locate a copy of this research article from the Journal of Applied Physics, published by the American Institute of Physics, and review it for yourself. THE ENERGY MACHINE OF JOSEPH NEWMAN 11445 East Via Linda, No. 416 Scottsdale, Arizona 85259 (480) 657-3722 end of document Bottom line: I think there is some anomaly occurring in these units that at the very least should be investigated by university labs or indpendent scientific labs. I like healthy skepticism, but it should be tempered with curiosity and a willingness to investigate an anomaly no matter how controversial it may be at any given time. Hell, that what's the scientific method's all about. Dave

  404. Heat & the Three Laws of Thermodynamics by David7Coleman · · Score: 1
    I was just sent this from the Newman organization:

    "The following is "out of context" from considerable information presented previously in Joseph Newman's book.

    Heat & The Three Laws of Thermodynamics

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    Regarding Nikola Tesla's dream of a "totally new source of power": Tesla would only say that ".... the apparatus for manufacturing this energy and transforming it would be of ideal simplicity with both mechanical and electrical features." Tesla said, "The preliminary cost might be thought too high, but this would be overcome, for the installation would be both permanent and indestructible."

    Of course, the disagreements between Einstein and Tesla over the nature of "atomic energy" are known. What is interesting as a speculation would be Tesla's view (were he alive) on the relationship between his proposed "totally new source of power" and the Three Laws of Thermodynamics and how such would relate to Einstein's concept of E = mc^2. With such a speculation in mind, the following is offered:

    From the Chapter entitled, HEAT & THE THREE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS: [I ask the reader to please forgive the fact that considerable preparatory discussion and documentation by Joseph Newman is omitted -- consequently, the conclusions that follow are posted somewhat out-of-context.]

    "....Heat is electromagnetic energy (consisting of gyroscopic massergies*). Gyroscopic massergies* (or electromagnetic energy) comprise all Matter. Alterations in the heat (gyroscopic massergies*) of Matter cause a change in the amount of (gyroscopic massergies*) of Matter in accordance with E=mc^2."

    *Nomenclature note:

    It's been said that "learning is a result of understanding which is a result of good communication which is a result of a consistent language which is a result of good NOMENCLATURE."

    For over 20 years, Joseph Newman has referred to the fundamental 'entities' creating (electro)magnetic fields as "gyroscopic particles."

    Over the past 14 years, some individuals have expressed to their problem with the word "particle(s)." This word sometimes causes them to wonder "to what "particle" the "gyroscopic particle" belongs?" Some individuals have wondered how does the "gyroscopic particle" relate to protons, photons, electrons, neutrinos, quarks, etc...

    Several years ago, others began substituting the term "masergy" for "particle." More than anything it represents a 'refinement' of one aspect of Joseph Newman's paradigm. To employ a completely new word has the advantage of disassociating its old usage from previously used words and their connotations....especially when Joseph Newman has described his "gyroscopic x" as being the fundamental unit out of which the larger units and sub-atomic "particles" are constructed.

    The new term also immediately suggests the ongoing, simultaneous equivalence between "mass" and "energy" and that the important point (within the context of Joseph Newman's technology) is to focus on the word "gyroscopic," not the word "particle" or even the word "masergy."

    Following a recent discussion with Joseph Newman about this issue of appropriate (and perhaps more explicit) nomenclature and he agrees with the new usage, with one slight correction (i.e., the addition of a second "s" to more explicitly indicate the "mass" involved). In other words, this "entity" is simultaneous both "mass" and "energy" --- and that its most important mechanical characteristic is its GYROSCOPIC nature.

    So, henceforth, it is suggested that the "gyroscopic particle" be referred to as the:

    Gyroscopic Massergy.

    To continue quoting from Joseph Newman:

    32. "I shall now proceed to constructively refute the negative doctrines that are a result of the present "Three Laws of Thermodynamics."

    A. FACTS:

    1. The Three Laws of Thermodynamics were conceived without an understanding of the relationship between heat (gyroscopic massergies/electromagnetic energy) and Matter.

    2. The Three Laws of Thermodynamics were conceived without an understanding that there is an energy relationship other than the simplicity of Work = Force X Distance, Power = Work/Time, and Force = Mass X Acceleration.

    3. The Three Laws of Thermodynamics were originally conceived without any knowledge, understanding, or anticipation of Einstein's equation of E = mc^2.

    4. The Three Laws of Thermodynamics were originally conceived without an understanding of Gravity, Electricity, Magnetism, Inertia, Matter, and Planetary Motion.

    32-B. QUESTION: If none of these things were understood at the time that the Three Laws of Thermodynamics were conceived, how can these three laws be so "all encompassing" as to be capable of predicting --- on a seemingly "infallible" basis --- the "Doom of the Universe" and the "Total Impossibility of Perpetual Motion?" Those who made such predictions must have understood the mechanical workings of the Entire Universe.

    QUESTION: Did they?

    32-C. The "First Law of Thermodynamics" (1850) states:

    "Energy can be exchanged in the form of heat or of mechanical work, but its total quantity remains constant."

    The First Law of Thermodynamics is one of the most positive scientific statements ever made, although this was not the initial intent of this Law.

    QUESTION: What does this Law say?

    ANSWER: If one cannot destroy energy, this means that energy always exists. If energy always exists, one can always use it. The Facts have indicated to me that the gyroscopic particle composition of all Matter is totally in accord with the First Law of Thermodynamics since it appears that the energy (spin speed) of the gyroscopic particle cannot be consumed.

    32-D. The "Second Law of Thermodynamics" (1850):

    The First Law of Thermodynamics proves that the implications of the Second Law of Thermodynamics are incorrect! The Second Law of Thermodynamics represents a conclusion concerning the use of heat, based upon primitive, 19th century mechanical devices. The "Second Law of Thermodynamics" may well apply to such primitive mechanical devices, but it has absolutely nothing to do with the implications of E = mc^2.

    As I have demonstrated earlier, many of the 19th century scientists believed heat to be only the result of motion. They did not understand that heat was simply the conversion of Matter into gyroscopic massergies or electromagnetic energy (heat) as implied by the brilliant work of Joseph Black. Nor did they realize that heat (consisting of gyroscopic massergies or electromagnetic energy) was convertible into Matter. They were completely ignorant concerning E = mc^2. In their ignorance, they would have said that anyone claiming such a statement was stupid. In my opinion, Joseph Black would have readily accepted the implications of E = mc^2.

    In 1824, Sadi Carnot published a paper entitled "Reflections on the Motive Power of Heat." Carnot had discovered that heat must flow "downhill," i.e., heat must change from high to low temperatures to perform work. Such a conclusion was based upon the observation of primitive inventions and has no real connection with the essential nature of heat or E = mc^2. Joseph Black understood the nature of heat as early as 1760 --- others did not.

    By 1850, it was concluded throughout the scientific community that Carnot's discovery of a definite direction for heat flow laid the foundations for one of the basic laws of physics: the Second Law of Thermodynamics. The law was first formulated in 1850 by the German physicist, Rudolf Clausius, who stated, "It is impossible for a self-acting machine, unaided by any external agency, to convey heat from one body to another at a higher temperature."

    The essence of the Second Law of Thermodynamics is this: heat will not flow of its own accord from a cold place to a hot one. Again, I repeat that this statement has absolutely nothing to do with the essence of heat and demonstrates a total lack of understanding that heat is gyroscopic massergies (electromagnetic energy) which comprises all Matter and that E = mc^2.

    In physics it is presently believed that this unidirectional flow of heat, as stated by the Second Law of Thermodynamics, implies the "Doom (or heat death) of the Universe." I vigorously disagree with this unfounded statement! All of the facts now presented in science prove this close-minded statement to be totally incorrect! This negative statement has been an extreme hindrance to the diligent progress of science since it closes one's mind to creative thought and has succeeded in unjustly influencing young minds that were taught to accept it.

    Electromagnetic energy is __perpetually__ changing from energy to Matter and from Matter to energy. [While I fully realize that the use of the word "perpetual" violates __current__ scientific taboos, I will do so anyway!] The gyroscopic entity I have described in this Book perpetually spins and travels at the speed of light in accordance with E = mc^2. Even if all physical Matter could become exactly the same temperature, the gyroscopic massergy (electromagnetic energy) within Matter is still moving at the speed of light. Any Matter could still be caused to release its incredible electromagnetic energy (gyroscopic massergy) composition!

    A chain reaction could be induced within a mass the size of a planet, thereby causing the mass to release its electromagnetic energy (gyroscopic massergy composition) at a rate as rapid as that of the Sun. The mass would then cause a source of heat greater than its surroundings which were retaining the major portion of their gyroscopic massergies (electromagnetic energy) composition within the physical boundaries of the materials. All heat is gyroscopic massergies (electromagnetic energy). All Matter is gyroscopic massergies (electromagnetic energy). All Matter can release its gyroscopic massergies in the form of heat, light, electrical current, electromagnetic fields, electromagnetic waves, electromagnetic radiation, or in smaller quantities of its total physical form. However, it makes no difference in what form Matter is released, since it is always composed of gyroscopic massergies (electromagnetic energy).

    The reverse is also true: all gyroscopic massergies (electromagnetic energy) can be converted into physical Matter! Having a basic understanding of the ingenious properties of the gyroscopic massergy (electromagnetic energy) composition of all Matter in the Universe, the mathematical law of probability tells me that the probability of the Universe undergoing a "heat death" is zero.

    One of Joseph Black's important discoveries was that different substances have different capacities for absorbing or emitting heat (electromagnetic energy)!

    EXAMPLE: If 1 kg. of iron at 80 degrees C. is immersed in 1 kg. of water at 40 degrees C., then the equilibrium temperature is found to be 43.7 degrees C. In other words, the same amount of heat (electromagnetic energy) has resulted in a much greater temperature change in the iron than in the water.

    The same unfounded statement of the Second Law of Thermodynamics is also used in present physics to have stamped the final label of "FUTILE" on the quest for "Perpetual Motion." I would agree that "Perpetual Motion" would be futile as long as one accepts the validity of the Second Law of Thermodynamics as explaining everything in the Universe for all time. However, I challenge such validity. It is easy to recognize that in this sense, the Second Law has operationally been a deliberate attempt to close young minds who would be otherwise willing to question the "finality" of the Second Law of Thermodynamics. I am sure that there are many who read this Book who have been so unjustly influenced. Please recognize that the conversion of physical Matter to electromagnetic energy (gyroscopic massergies) and from electromagnetic energy (gyroscopic massergies) back to physical Matter is "perpetual" throughout the Universe and this phenomenal energy change can be conceptually understood and technologically harnessed in the immediate future for the incredible benefit of humanity!

    32-E. The "Third Law of Thermodynamics" (developed 1888-1902):

    In 1902, measurements of the heat reaction of various substances were examined, and it was found that the free energies experienced an increasingly __small variation__ as the reaction approaches absolute zero.

    This line of thought was initiated in 1848 by Lord Kelvin (William Thompson). Knowing that when cooled one degree from 0 degrees to -1 degrees C. a gas loses 1/273 of its pressure, Kelvin reasoned that at -273 degrees C., gas should have no pressure and he called -273 degrees C. "absolute zero". Scientists at the time further reasoned that if "cold" is simply the absence of "heat," then there should be a point when there is absolutely no heat. This reasoning demonstrates a complete lack of understanding that heat is actually electromagnetic energy (gyroscopic massergies) which comprise all Matter and that E = mc^2. [Kelvin's knowledge is valuable, however, in terms of designing my Pioneering Invention where atom unalignment is important since heat causes random motion and rapid atom unalignment.]

    In accordance with the above concept regarding the absence of heat, the Third Law of Thermodynamics was proposed. It states that every substance known to man undergoes entropy, i.e., a measure of the availability of energy to perform work that approaches zero as the temperature approaches absolute zero (-273 degrees C. or -459.69 degrees F.).

    Einstein's equation of E = mc^2 and the work I have accomplished prove that this statement concerning entropy is totally incorrect.

    Kelvin's results are explained by my prior discussion that heat (gyroscopic massergies/electromagnetic energy) loss from Matter causes the atomic entities to demand a smaller area. This is why gases lose pressure at low temperatures since they are becoming a liquid state.

    The concept that cold is the absence of heat should be corrected as follows: Cold is simply a condition of less gyroscopic massergies or electromagnetic energy (heat) in Matter. As long as one has Matter, one still has gyroscopic massergies (electromagnetic energy or potential heat). Matter at -459.69 degrees F. STILL contains tremendous electromagnetic energy (or heat if properly released) or vast quantities of gyroscopic massergies spinning at the speed of light. Only when Matter is gone, is all potential heat gone. The mechanical essence of E = mc^2 is the gyroscopic-action-massergy which is the basic building entity of all Matter.

    32-F. It is totally amazing to me that these three laws of thermodynamics have been so long accepted, knowing that their total premise is one of negativism which completely stops the creative thinking processes of a student who is motivated to question or discover a method for a better energy invention that would ultimately be of service to humanity. However, in spite of the negative intentions of those who developed it, THE FIRST LAW OF THERMODYNAMICS PROVES JUST THE OPPOSITE! It is a most positive, scientific statement.

    Although this may seem superficially paradoxical, I will make the positive statement that "there is NO PLACE in science that negativism should be allowed to exist!" The entire history of science has proven over and over again that, whenever it has been thought that something was not possible, it later turns out to be possible. Therefore, as the facts have proven, science should put forth positive statements of hopes and dreams that will perpetually stimulate the creative processes of the human mind. In contrast, throughout my sincere, scientific efforts of nearly two decades, I have had to fight against many negative "scientific statements" that were and are wrong. Such injustice has not been unique to my efforts, but, on the contrary, it has been the common fate of most creative individuals throughout the History of Science......"

    Joseph Newman

    1. __________________________________

      THE ENERGY MACHINE OF JOSEPH NEWMAN

      11445 East Via Linda, No. 416

      Scottsdale, Arizona 85259

      (480) 657-3722

      http://www.josephnewman.com

  405. Carl Sagan quote correction by Khopesh · · Score: 2

    Sagan actually said "the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown."

    ...although a quick google search reveals this quote mentioning Gallileo and others as well, this seems to be the most prevalent and complete. Still no source though (perhaps you have one?)

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    1. Re:Carl Sagan quote correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That makes a lot more sense. Nobody laughed at Einstein and, if anybody laughed at Newton I never heard about it.

  406. Woo-hoo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All right, dude, rip em a new asshole! That's the best post I've read all day. What do you do for an encore?

  407. "Free Energy" could be "possible" by PiGuy · · Score: 1

    If you put a plate of silicon outside, it generates energy. How? Well, we know that it's because of the sun. If we didn't know that, we might say it was "free energy". This device (assuming it works), could very probably be draining another source of energy that we no nothing about, so we think it's "free". It's draining something, but it's not draining anything that we know about. Or is it? One possibility is gravity...

  408. Agreed by virg_mattes · · Score: 2

    > Let me rephrase: this device produces no more output of any form than is put into it in any form.

    This is true, but the article and the builder of this device did not claim that it does, and the big stink on Slashdot stems entirely from erroneous assumptions that this claim was made.

    By the way, just FYI, the fissile materials in an atom bomb are mostly not consumed (unless you mean consumed in the same way a car consumes gasoline, which is to say by conversion to a different chemical). When the fission reaction occurs, the material breaks down into daughter products, which releases energy stored in the nuclei of the original material. There is a very slight decrease in mass, which translates to an awesome amount of power simply because matter converts to a LOT of energy. However, most of the energy comes from the nuclear breakdown, not from conversion of matter. Still, the conclusion is that in fact, you are still right that no more energy comes out of the a-bomb than was put in (in terms of material).

    Virg

  409. Beer? by wbav · · Score: 1

    Greatest invention since beer?

    I mean I like beer as much as the next guy, but still.

    That should have been the first clue.

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  410. Failed BattleBots entry by name_already_taken · · Score: 1
    Did anyone look at the picture?

    Didn't I see this thing falling off of a ramp on Comedy Central last night?

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  411. It gets better: did you see their website? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.jasker.com/article3.htm states:

    "Moreover, the sceptics' mistaken deduction is a direct contradiction of the laws of physics governing the most basic of all machines the 'lever'.
    The lever permits the user to exert a larger force than he or she is normally capable of by way of lesser effort, the dividend being the movement of a greater obstacle or load. This invention is an extension of that same basic principle."

    Right... any random high physics student should be able point out that a lever can increase force, but only at the expense of distance. Since Work = Force * displacement, is not a source of free energy! Duh.

    /* Daniel */

  412. Great reply! Refuted, with one word. Heh.... /nt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah. That's right. NOOOOOO TEXT. None. Move along!

  413. This is why I browse at a low threshold! /nt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great thread. Thanks!

  414. Radio Power, Free as in Beer! by The_Dougster · · Score: 1

    This is my favorite scheme... a large number of antenna are arranged and connected to L-C oscillator circuits which are set at harmonic resonation frequencies. The thing gains energy from background static radio waves, building up enough charge to periodically produce a spark. Its not free energy by any "physics" definition, but its free as in beer.

    Unfortunately any resistance in the system really causes problems. And the resulting power output would be almost insignificant. Try simulating it with PSpice for some fun!

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  415. Re:A Challenge to Michael Sims: OPEN SYSTEM!!!!! by David7Coleman · · Score: 1
    It would seem that the Irish fellow has essentially copied Joseph Newman's technology who has more than 30 scientists and engineers having tested his Motor/Generators and signed Affidavits that the units operate as stated by the inventor. That is in addition to the findings of fact by the technical expert in electrical engineering and Special Master William Schuyler (former U.S. Commissioner of the Patent and Trademark Office) - Quote from his Report: "Evidence before the Patent and Trademark Office and this Court IS OVERWHELMING that Newman has built and tested a prototype of his invention in which the output energy exceeds the external input energy; there is NO contradictory factual evidence."

    Like a conventional nuclear reactor, the Newman technology (copied by the Irish fellow) is an OPEN system IF you consider that the copper conductor in his Motor/Generator serves the same purpose in principle as the uranium in a conventional reactor: energy is being released from the atoms of copper in the unit's conductor. If you want more info about that process, visit

    http://www.josephnewman.com

    or email JNPCo. for technical information