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  1. Re:Uncomforable Irony on IBM to Lose 13,000 Jobs · · Score: 1

    er edit:1st Bob/John sry.

  2. Uncomforable Irony on IBM to Lose 13,000 Jobs · · Score: 3, Funny

    John: Hi Bob!
    Bob: Yeeeah, Hi Bob. We had a problem over the weekend..
    John: Geez Bob, sounds bad, what happened?
    Bob: Well, its embarrassing, but we seem to have lost your job
    John: You lost it ?!?
    Bob: Like I said, its embarrassing. And it wasnt just yours. Looks like we misplaced a good 13,000 of them
    John: So I'm fired ?!?
    Bob: Oh no not at all. You're a great employee John we'd never fire you. Lose you job yes, fire no.
    John: I'm going to look for a new job..
    Bob: Well if you find your old one let me know!

  3. REDS! on The Unemployed Working on OSS Projects · · Score: 4, Funny

    What happens when the aussie economy does better with a legion of state sponsored oss programmers? Awesome!

  4. Call Them Up! on Maui X-Stream at it Again? · · Score: 4, Informative

    Seriously here their number: 1-808-661-5699

    I just gave the guy a piece of my mind, if we all do it...well they'll just change the number - but its fun! lets hear some recordings!

  5. Bandaid on a flesh wound on Tracking Sex Offenders via GPS for Life · · Score: 1

    The real and unfortunate problem is recidivism among sex offenders is insanely high. This is mostly due to opptimistic shrinks stamping predators as reformed. What we really need to due is spend some serious time and money trying to find out how sex offenders tick and addressing that problem, not creating unconstitutional laws that AT BEST will result in "Well Mr.Smith, the good news is we know exactly where and who raped your child" :(

  6. Why? on Katsuhiro Otomo's Steamboy in Theaters · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why does everything "good" have to be liked by MILLIONS of people? Isnt that the mindset that creates steaming piles like "Be Cool" - make the most bland-least-offensive-lowest-common-denominator-dr ivel possible to maximize profits? F that.

  7. New Section? on Judge Slams SCO's Lack of Evidence · · Score: 1

    Now that the editors are realizing the dupes and still posting them, perhaps we should have a Dupe Section ?

  8. Hello Cancer! on Students and Bodies Tracked Via RFID Tags · · Score: 1

    Is there any research regarding rfid and cancer, in animals etc.. ? How is being bombarded by rf waves in every doorway at school and stores, cell phones, and wireless access points going to affect our children? I already use the cell with speaker phone, looks like i wont have a choice soon tho..

  9. Re:Very Unsecure on How Secure Is Microsoft's Fingerprint Reader? · · Score: 1

    what does "mainly unencrypted" mean?

  10. Hey Kids! on Napster to Offer Movie Downloads · · Score: 1

    because the only thing better than downloads games for free, is download movies for money.

  11. Ha on Exeem "Successor" to Suprnova Announced · · Score: 1

    The best part of the interview was when they asked if there were goign to be ads on it.

    "Uh.. well yes, it takes a lot of work to develop something like this so we will need to have ads"

    classic.

  12. videos on Defect in PSPs Turns Disks Into Throwing Stars · · Score: 5, Informative

    heres a video

    and another, this time attacking a teddybear

    and yet another, of a psps assaulting a defenseless nintendo ds!

    this guy cracks me up.

  13. link on KDE SVG Wallpaper Competition · · Score: 1

    I was going to complain about the link pointing to slashdot, but http://corefunction.com doesnt respond either.

  14. Before all the "use other seeds" posts.. on Iraq law Requires Seed Licenses · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The U.S. regime will most likely criminalize the use of the olds seeds. And even if they do not its only a matter of time before the new seeds will "find" a way into their crops and the patent holders will begin to extort the iraqi farmers. Think its a conspiracy theory? It's already happening. IN CANADA

  15. tv sucks on How Do You Handle Home Media? · · Score: 1

    whats with everyone wanting to use televisions? especially those running homebrew dvr's - i dont get it. Tv quality is total crap, why not use a computer monitor? Either run it through a decent hauppage card or pick up one of the excellent micromsoft boxes like the xrgb2 or x-select d4 for you hdtv buffs. 320x240 is dead..

  16. Screenshots? on Fedora Core Release 3 Released · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Whats with all these screenshots for distro releases - what exactly are people looking at? All I see is gnome or kde that could be running on anything. Are the distro-specific wallpapers that intresting?

  17. Mirror of the mov on Kerry Film Free To Download · · Score: 0

    For those bittorrentaphobic (?!) I've got a fast mirror of it on my site, jukashi.com

  18. Fast http download, no wait on Doom 3 Demo Available · · Score: 0

    Doom 3 Underground has it in their download section. No wait, 10mbit pipe!

  19. Whatever you do on Chairs that Won't Wreck Your Back? · · Score: 0

    get one of those crazy warrantees. I picked this up from staples last week. Nothing amazing, just a well built comfortable chair. I chose fabric over the crappy leather any chair $350 comes with. The cool thing is for an extra $20 you can get a 3 year service plan that covers everything except water damage. Personally I havent had a computer chair last over 3 years, mainly because all these cheapo "executive" chairs just arent built to last that long.

  20. Re:Simple on Why Hasn't the DVI Interface Replaced D-Sub? · · Score: 0

    I wonder where they have 6 feet of wiring crammed inside my 1600x1200 laptop..

  21. The only thing i know about WinFS on WinFS - Who Will Actually Use It? · · Score: 0, Troll

    is it'll take forever for the kernel to have write drivers for it :p

  22. Ooo yes, lets speculate! on WinFS - Who Will Actually Use It? · · Score: 0, Troll

    And thank you btw for explaining what Windows Longhorn was..

    Who will use it? 98% of the desktop market. And yes, we all know linux users will not be. Next question plz..

  23. Idea! on Lieberman Weighs In On Grand Theft Auto · · Score: 2, Funny

    I want a GTA mod where the player is rewarded for attacking Joe Lieberman, pushing him to the ground, kicking him repeatedly and then ultimately killing him, shooting him over and over again.

  24. Re:"the third world" on Microsoft Revenue Up, Tries to Hook Third World · · Score: 1

    I think we should start giving Linux away to remain competitive.

  25. News to me on Ultimate Automotive Computer Installation · · Score: 1

    "The native resolution of this LCD is 640x480 pixels, but its controller can interpolate various other resolutions. I have chosen 800x600 pixels, which is the minimal resolution, required by Route 66."

    since when can you interpolate an lcd higher than its native res?