A train leaves Philadelphia travelling north at 46 mile per hour and is pulling 13 passenger cars. Fifteen minutes later, another train leaves New York travelling south at 57 miles per hour, but is pulling 4 less cars than the Philadelphia train. What color is the engineer's lunchbox?
Oh, you mean that non citizens should be discouraged from coming to the US.
Quite to the contrary, the difference in the two rates should be large enough to encourage immigration and naturalization but small enough not to be harshly punitive. Somewhere between 2 and 5 percent I would imagine.
...Why is our tax system so complicated that ALOT of people feel that they need a computer to make it a manageable task?
Why do we play this game of "I'll take a bunch of money from you all year long, and you get to come back to me a argue about how much I give you back!"
Taxation should be based upon ONE SINGLE CRITERIA. Citizenship.
Exemptions and varying tax rates based upon marriage, children, business expenses... This is all Social Engineering bullshit.
The question from Mr. Federal Taxman should be, "Are you a citizen? Well then, you owe this much of what you earned this year. Non-Citizen you say? Well then, you owe this much more!"
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As a native Californian, I would like to formally apologize for the puddin' headed, Birkenstock wearing, blithering lunacy that takes place in our state legislature.
As a former HP customer, well...I really don't have anything to apologize for, do I?
Assistant: "Senator Boxer, Mr. Eisner is on the line."
Boxer: "Hello Michael, what can I do for you today?"
Eisner: "Hi Barb, sorry for the interruption, but I saw something in the paper today about one of your new projects that has me concerned."
Boxer: "Yes Michael, what was that?"
Eisner: "Oh, its that silly wireless broadband idea. Now I'm sure one of your goofy genX aids tricked you into this so I'm not gonna be mad at you this time, but I do need to remind you about our little, er... training session we held last summer in the Bahamas. You remember it don't you?"
Boxer: "Wee'llll... I sorta"
Eisner: "No problem... I'll just help you remember this again. Now repeat after me, Barb...
DRM, Good!, Broadband, BAD!
DRM, Good!, Broadband, BAD!
DRM, Good!, Broadband, BAD!
DRM, Good!, Broadband, BAD!
DRM, Good!, Broadband, BAD!
There. That should holld you for another six months or so Barb. Thanks for taking my call.
Boxer: "OK, Michael, I'll try harder to remember."
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A train leaves Philadelphia travelling north at 46 mile per hour and is pulling 13 passenger cars. Fifteen minutes later, another train leaves New York travelling south at 57 miles per hour, but is pulling 4 less cars than the Philadelphia train. What color is the engineer's lunchbox?
Thank you for your insightful commentary again Hillary.
Shouldn't you be out trolling for more boozed out, has been lawyers who have lost their very last shred of dignity and integrity?
I have always thought fondly of my Z43, but now, I can see that there is a traitor in my home.
Excuse me, but I must go review the paperwork that came with my bandsaw now.
Oh, you mean that non citizens should be discouraged from coming to the US.
Quite to the contrary, the difference in the two rates should be large enough to encourage immigration and naturalization but small enough not to be harshly punitive. Somewhere between 2 and 5 percent I would imagine.
Why do we play this game of "I'll take a bunch of money from you all year long, and you get to come back to me a argue about how much I give you back!"
Taxation should be based upon ONE SINGLE CRITERIA. Citizenship.
Exemptions and varying tax rates based upon marriage, children, business expenses... This is all Social Engineering bullshit.
The question from Mr. Federal Taxman should be, "Are you a citizen? Well then, you owe this much of what you earned this year. Non-Citizen you say? Well then, you owe this much more!"
It turned out that after the unbridled glee had evaporated, I still had to pee!
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I'm so happy, I could pee.
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Hear this change jingling in my pocket?
NONE of it will EVER reach yours.
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Well, now that I do, I still think that this is a stoooooopid product idea specifically designed to troll for morons.
But I'm sure you're really a nice person in real life.
Oooooooooo baby, baby!
No. Seriously.
Please watch your language here on
We are mostly young adults here and have not yet acquired the taste for vulgarity that most of you Entertainment CEOs are clearly so fond of.
As a native Californian, I would like to formally apologize for the puddin' headed, Birkenstock wearing, blithering lunacy that takes place in our state legislature.
As a former HP customer, well...I really don't have anything to apologize for, do I?
Note to Self: Quit picking on Jack Valenti so much.
Will lining it with tinfoil help?
I called the BBC and they were no help at all.
Assistant: "Senator Boxer, Mr. Eisner is on the line."
Boxer: "Hello Michael, what can I do for you today?"
Eisner: "Hi Barb, sorry for the interruption, but I saw something in the paper today about one of your new projects that has me concerned."
Boxer: "Yes Michael, what was that?"
Eisner: "Oh, its that silly wireless broadband idea. Now I'm sure one of your goofy genX aids tricked you into this so I'm not gonna be mad at you this time, but I do need to remind you about our little, er... training session we held last summer in the Bahamas. You remember it don't you?"
Boxer: "Wee'llll... I sorta"
Eisner: "No problem... I'll just help you remember this again. Now repeat after me, Barb...
DRM, Good!, Broadband, BAD!
DRM, Good!, Broadband, BAD!
DRM, Good!, Broadband, BAD!
DRM, Good!, Broadband, BAD!
DRM, Good!, Broadband, BAD!
There. That should holld you for another six months or so Barb. Thanks for taking my call.
Boxer: "OK, Michael, I'll try harder to remember."
I want to see the damn takedown letters!
I want to read the greasy, obscene ooze penned by those lawyers under command of these retail Nazis!
I want that legalese filth to stain my nostrils with a stench so powerful that it will be constant reminder to me during my xmas shopping.
Do you read me, Wal-Mart, Target, Staples and (Not)Best-Buy?
Are you happy with your place in pop-culture history and if not, what would you sling-shot- around-the-sun-to-go-back-in-time to change?
Ohhh...and I just don't get that whole Iron-Chef thing. What's wrong with me?
Also...What's the next big project for you?
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