It amazes me that so many allegedly "educated" people have fallen so quickly and so hard for a fraudulent fabrication of such laughable proportions. The very idea that a gigantic ball of rock happens to orbit our planet, showing itself in neat, four-week cycles -- with the same side facing us all the time -- is ludicrous. Furthermore, it is an insult to common sense and a damnable affront to intellectual honesty and integrity. That people actually believe it is evidence that the liberals have wrested the last vestiges of control of our public school system from decent, God-fearing Americans (as if any further evidence was needed! Daddy's Roommate? God Almighty!)
Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors.. the next time you're out in the backyard exercising your Second Amendment rights, the liberals will see it! These satellites are sensitive enough to tell the difference between a Colt.45 and a.38 Special! And when they detect you with a firearm, their computers cross-reference the address to figure out your name, and then an enormous database housed at Berkeley is updated with information about you.
Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That's where the "moon" comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, the "moon" is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night!
Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the "moon" anywhere in literature or historical documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed "We choose to go to the moon", he may as well have said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent faking of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.
Are you talking? it just sounds like "gurgle gurgle gurgle" from over here. Try swallowing some of the manspew; it's not polite to talk with your mouth full.
I think Dr. Kevorkian might be able to provide some suggestions for this situation, but he's in jail. Nothing that a pillow or plastic bag applied firmly to the face can't fix.
I just heard sad news on the radio - Steve Jobs was found dead in this Cupertino home this morning. There weren't any more details - it was just a little news blurb. I'm sure the Mac-lover community will miss him; even if you didn't like his iMac or iPod, there's no denying his contribution to fruity computer design. Truly an icon.
That sounds like it would be the gayest websi...err, game ever. I'd bet the edito...err, boss monsters look like this because they take it up the ass so much they shit dick shapes.
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Translation: BLARHGHAaa I am SOO fat give me that sandwich BLARGH who wants to play dungeons and dragons BLUUUARAURA I use linux on everything, i only use windows for the games BLAARG pass the mountain dew please
It might be from cat's cradle, or one of those other faggot ass Vonnegut books, I think there was another one written about that jigaboo Bokonon. Anyways, I'm not in the NYC area and I don't play video games, so I'd like you to donate your Axis and Allies game to the Up Your Asshole Fund, please deliver immediately.
orra, what der fuck is an OPN, or an dancer-ircd? are they some serta upgrades fer linux, or are they used for homo buttfucken? i just canna understan' these shiteaten faggots...
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It amazes me that so many allegedly "educated" people have fallen so quickly and so hard for a fraudulent fabrication of such laughable proportions. The very idea that a gigantic ball of rock happens to orbit our planet, showing itself in neat, four-week cycles -- with the same side facing us all the time -- is ludicrous. Furthermore, it is an insult to common sense and a damnable affront to intellectual honesty and integrity. That people actually believe it is evidence that the liberals have wrested the last vestiges of control of our public school system from decent, God-fearing Americans (as if any further evidence was needed! Daddy's Roommate? God Almighty!)
.. the next time you're out in the backyard exercising your Second Amendment rights, the liberals will see it! These satellites are sensitive enough to tell the difference between a Colt .45 and a .38 Special! And when they detect you with a firearm, their computers cross-reference the address to figure out your name, and then an enormous database housed at Berkeley is updated with information about you.
Documentaries such as Enemy of the State have accurately portrayed the elaborate, byzantine network of surveillance satellites that the liberals have sent into space to spy on law-abiding Americans. Equipped with technology developed by Handgun Control, Inc., these satellites have the ability to detect firearms from hundreds of kilometers up. That's right, neighbors
Of course, this all works fine during the day, but what about at night? Even the liberals can't control the rotation of the Earth to prevent nightfall from setting in (only Joshua was able to ask for that particular favor!) That's where the "moon" comes in. Powered by nuclear reactors, the "moon" is nothing more than an enormous balloon, emitting trillions of candlepower of gun-revealing light. Piloted by key members of the liberal community, the "moon" is strategically moved across the country, pointing out those who dare to make use of their God-given rights at night!
Yes, I know this probably sounds paranoid and preposterous, but consider this. Despite what the revisionist historians tell you, there is no mention of the "moon" anywhere in literature or historical documents -- anywhere -- before 1950. That is when it was initially launched. When President Josef Kennedy, at the State of the Union address, proclaimed "We choose to go to the moon", he may as well have said "We choose to go to the weather balloon." The subsequent faking of a "moon" landing on national TV was the first step in a long history of the erosion of our constitutional rights by leftists in this country. No longer can we hide from our government when the sun goes down.
VA LINUX goin' down down baby,
Wall Street as a penny stock,
Rob Malda baby,
ready to kill himself!
shimmy-shimmy-coco-wha',
Slashdot goin' down,
Bought a share and lost a buck,
toilet paper now!
Are you talking? it just sounds like "gurgle gurgle gurgle" from over here. Try swallowing some of the manspew; it's not polite to talk with your mouth full.
Hey, I am the goatse man!
I stretch ass like noone can!
In the hole where I go poop,
I can fit a can of soup!
Yes I have a wide ass-hole,
stretched out by the giver's pole!
People tell me to go shove it,
They don't know how much I love it!
Yes I am the goatse man!
I stretch ass like noone can!
people will also be sending emails while shagging sheep.
Hey, I am the goatse man!
I stretch ass like noone can!
In the hole where I go poop,
I can fit a can of soup!
Yes I have a wide ass-hole,
stretched out by the giver's pole!
People tell me to go shove it,
They don't know how much I love it!
Yes I am the goatse man!
I stretch ass like noone can!
I think Dr. Kevorkian might be able to provide some suggestions for this situation, but he's in jail. Nothing that a pillow or plastic bag applied firmly to the face can't fix.
I just heard sad news on the radio - Steve Jobs was found dead in this Cupertino home this morning. There weren't any more details - it was just a little news blurb. I'm sure the Mac-lover community will miss him; even if you didn't like his iMac or iPod, there's no denying his contribution to fruity computer design. Truly an icon.
YOU MAEK ME LAFF, FUNNEY MAN!!
I am flogging my dog right now
This is great; whoever wrote it should take credit. Reminds me of William S. Burroughs.
This is the funniest thing I have ever read.
That sounds like it would be the gayest websi...err, game ever. I'd bet the edito...err, boss monsters look like this because they take it up the ass so much they shit dick shapes.
WHAT YOU SAY!!
I heard that this is true, everybody better watch out
I love this crapflood.
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It is the gay flu.
Hey, weren't you that piece of shit who got caught plagiarizing reviews?
yes, but it was clearly stated that these were pickle jars filled with deer pee-pee, which still begs the question...
Translation: BLARHGHAaa I am SOO fat give me that sandwich BLARGH who wants to play dungeons and dragons BLUUUARAURA I use linux on everything, i only use windows for the games BLAARG pass the mountain dew please
It might be from cat's cradle, or one of those other faggot ass Vonnegut books, I think there was another one written about that jigaboo Bokonon. Anyways, I'm not in the NYC area and I don't play video games, so I'd like you to donate your Axis and Allies game to the Up Your Asshole Fund, please deliver immediately.
resistivity? please die, you stupid fuck, thanks.
orra, what der fuck is an OPN, or an dancer-ircd? are they some serta upgrades fer linux, or are they used for homo buttfucken? i just canna understan' these shiteaten faggots...
What the fuck, are ye fuckin daft? Nobordy gives a pig shite who ye are and what ye done, go chock on a cock
You sure are a stupid fooker, ain't yer? If I ever meat ya', I promise I'll be kicken yer ARSE
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