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Robot Family in Every Home?

cswilly writes: "Yahoo has a story that Sony wants to see a robot animal in every home. I was wondering if Sony has a total cost of ownership argument for these things? Let's see, $2500 for a robot dog + $100 in electricity oven ten years. A real dog costs, say $1/day to feed, lives ten years for $3650 on food, plus $1000 in vet bills. The robot wins hands down." But keeping it in Mom's Robot Oil isn't cheap either...

202 comments

  1. Robot family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Troll
    Robot family?

    Most families are already like robot families. White, protestant, republican-voting, heterosexual people with 2.5 kids, SUV and a house in suburbia who also go to church every Sunday - not because they believe but because it's expected.

    1. Re:Robot family by really? · · Score: 1

      Where are my mod points when I need them???

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    2. Re:Robot family by Geek+In+Training · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      This is clearly a troll by a DittoHead Republican, trying to cull angry reactions to stupid, socialist liberals.

      You guys feel for it, hook, line and sinker! :)

      Keep your commie "social issues" crap in your own disfunctional home, liberal-activist dorks!

      And keep your corporate interests, repackaged as "common sense and free enterprise," out of my pockets, you conservative pig-dogs!

      -The Moderate

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    3. Re:Robot family by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm really surprised at all the slashdotter's who are getting their panties in a bunch over this! Seriously guys, I highly doubt he intended this to be a "hate" statement of any kind. He's simply making a point of conformity vs. individualism.

      If anything, the only real crime here is posting a statement like this after the 1960's. ;-)

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    4. Re:Robot family by epukinsk · · Score: 2

      Most families are average.

      Thank you, Captain Obvious.

      -Erik

    5. Re:Robot family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flamebait!

      Well damn, I guess that will teach me to stop responding openly and honestly using a registered ID!!!

    6. Re:Robot family by Dwonis · · Score: 2

      You're going to get upsed about one stupid moderator? Consider yourself lucky.

    7. Re:Robot family by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey hey hey, watch it buster. we may be protestant and white, but not everyone is heterosexual!

    8. Re:Robot family by AlgUSF · · Score: 1

      You are a fscking moron! Just because someone is of a certain race, etc. And lives a moral life doesn't make them a robot.

      I guess it is better to run around knocking everyone you can up, while ditching child support, and hanging out in clubs, keeping a dead-end job that barely pays the bills. All this time these type of people blame all of their problems on the rich, and corporate america. As I said fscking moron!!!

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  2. Criminal robots? by crazney · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Theyll be braking the law unless they have a SSSCA certificate soon.

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  3. I'd want that, too by jcwren · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If I sold flower pots, I'd want one in every home. Preferrably 10. That's a stupid statement on Sony's part, really. Anyone who sells anything wants lots of them everywhere. It's called "selling product to make money". Sheeh.

    --jcwren

    1. Re:I'd want that, too by delay · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of a joke, I recently heard:

      A very small advertisement in the New York Times reads:
      If everybody in NYC drank French Apple Wine, we could afford much bigger ads.

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    2. Re:I'd want that, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but Sony is also saying their doggies are cheaper and perhaps a better alternative to real live doggies.

    3. Re:I'd want that, too by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      The problem is the abio is way too damned fragile.
      have someone step on it.. There's a $2000.00 pile of plastic and parts... yippie.... Step on a real dog, you just get about 6-10 holes in your ankle from the bites.. well a wiener dog might just go squish, but I bet it will either wiggle out or at least yelp loudly before you actually get to the squish part. (oh gawd I'm a sick person!) A child is rough with a real pet and an abio interacting with a child will also result in the above-mentioned parts pile. Now, make it stronger and more powerful to handle being tackled by a over-enegetic ADHD 12 year old boy? now we have severed fingers, broken arms, concussions... as an AI cannot determine in a millisecond that the tackling is just playing and not an attack. (the current abio can determine this by flying into a large number of plastic pieces upon impact.) or if it is set not to react to attacks, just movement when a finger is in a joint will cause the above. bio-dog? no sharp edges other than teeth.

      Sorry sony... you cant replace a living pet. you'll never make something that is mostly harmless (tm) and highly durable as a dog.

      Now some of you might whine that dogs attack children and people... only when they are poorly trained and taken care of. 9 times out of 10 the dog is horribly treated by it's owners and has had no formal training or family bonding... (A dog is to live with your family, in your home, and sleep next to the masters bed... not outside on a chain. It has to be tought it is a part of the family pack and that it is expected to protect the children instead of "that damned dog out in the back yard" that barks, and get's no attention. and everyone is horrified when it mauls a cat or get's loose and kills a child..

      #IFDEF RANT
      If you cant make the dog a part of the family as a child would be then dont get a dog. It has to live in your home (yes even a great dane) and live with the family obeying the family rules. if you cannot or will not do this then never ever own a dog. People that get a dog and don't do what is needed are the cause of every problem people have with dogs... barking dog in your neighborhood? the moron owner is the fault.
      #ENDDEF RANT

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    4. Re:I'd want that, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I sold flower pots, I'd sure as hell want much more than one in every home!

    5. Re:I'd want that, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      werd

  4. I can imagine the spam.... by mgebbers · · Score: 2, Funny

    come and find all things to connected with sex: my sister, brother and my cute robot dog at www.robotdogfamilysex4u.com

    ;)

    1. Re:I can imagine the spam.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? You mean like this?

  5. TCO argument flawed by psych031337 · · Score: 5, Funny

    A sufficiently sized and well-trained dog is able come up with it's own food if you live in a neighborhood sporting enough cats.

    OTOH, the Sony petdogs probably have a setting to disable barking at night.

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    1. Re:TCO argument flawed by imipak · · Score: 4, Funny
      I have an old Onion InfoGraphic on my wall here - I had to have it there, for when my Aibo-owning sucker^w^w techno-obsessive friend comes round - "Why is Aibo so goddam popular?" I'd link but there's no URL on it and I can't find it at t'Onion...
      • Keeps all those goddam robot cats out of the yard
      • Crude, mechanical simulations of love and affection prepare children for the adult world
      • Marks territory with streams of caustic battery acid
      • Hoping to teach it to say "Rastro"
      • Doesn't vomit batteries back up like real dog
      • No need to drown it in brick-filled sack to shut it up
      • Hoping to train it to tuck in baby from airport videophone
      • Kids kept nagging for a cold, metallic object to hug
      • Won't bite the faces off children unless specifically programmed to
    2. Re:TCO argument flawed by hashinclude · · Score: 1

      Other things a rog (robot dog) cannot do -- jump on you with a lot of enthusiasm (I mean REAL enthusiasm) when you come home from work.. get you up when you are feeling down... sit next to the fireplace looking totally forlorn (trust me, that really makes you think your dog has more problems than you do)... the list is endless. I'd rather have a real dog than a bot...

      Oh .. sorry.. forgot all you g33ks dont GO to work.. 41s0 7#1s 1s 4 S#17 m37#0d 0f c0mmun1c4t10n .. SO USE PLAIN ol' ENGLISH!

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    3. Re:TCO argument flawed by quonsar · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sony petdogs probably have a setting to disable barking at night.

      but can you disable its reporting back to Sony on the pirated music you listened to all day?

    4. Re:TCO argument flawed by randombit · · Score: 1

      A sufficiently sized and well-trained dog is able come up with it's own food if you live in a neighborhood sporting enough cats.

      Very nice. :)

      Seriously, however, for cats this is totally true. One of my cats will catch and eat anything from birds, rats/mice/shrews/misc other rodents, various other mammals (I have seen her kill and eat a mole and a very cute little baby jackrabbit - not at the same time, obviously). And also once a big juicy dragonfly, which was kind of gross. Anyway, she rarely eats any cat food at all.

      Also, you can feed dogs a reasonable amount of well-chosen scraps, mixed in with dry food, which would pretty easily halve the amount of dog food you buy. My family's dog loves eggs.

  6. Something to this by YIAAL · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I got two kittens a couple of weeks ago. I'm already out $500 in vet bills, food, cat toys, litter, etc., etc., etc.

    I think my vet gets more per hour than my internist. And no insurance hassles.

    Of course, he'll probably pick up robot repair as a sideline if this actually comes off.

    1. Re:Something to this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Yes, but many here forget that the comparison is stupid to say the least. A REAL dog can do things that you couldn't train a union security gaurd to do:

      - bark when someone new comes to the house
      - bark when something suspicious is happening
      - lick you on the face when you are down

      How do they do that? Must be the software.

  7. Utter expression of wastefulness by RumbaFlex · · Score: 0, Troll

    I will never be a pet-owner, so why would I want a robot-pet-owner? If this is'nt a blaring warningsign, what is?
    We are heading for the fall.. Repent!

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  8. China by foobrain · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sony is talking to sell this dog to everyone in China, not US.

    1. Re:China by manon · · Score: 3, Funny

      So they will start eating robot dogs instead of real ones? ;)

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    2. Re:China by Bob+McCown · · Score: 1
      So they will start eating robot dogs instead of real ones?

      Thats one way to increase the iron in your diet...

    3. Re:China by glitch! · · Score: 1

      Sony is talking to sell this dog to everyone in China, not US.

      I suppose a robotic dog could also be a recording device... Taking this a step further, the "pets" sold in China could have a special party-loyalty module (or firmware) to help keep track of their subjects.

      Nobody likes big brother using cold and obtrusive monitoring gear, but a friendly robotic "pal" could be an easy sell.

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    4. Re:China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the original post did mention something about a $100 oven.... (for the dog? how cruel!)

    5. Re:China by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh yea? my cell phone/camera/dvd player/watch, and now DOG, has an MP3 player in it. =P

    6. Re:China by AlgUSF · · Score: 1

      Without a dog, what would the chinese cook with.... Oh yeah, their cats.... :-)

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  9. RealDoll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I would like to see the same calculation for a real human versus a RealDoll:

    http://www.realdoll.com/

    Think of how much you would save! We need RealDolls in every home!

    1. Re:RealDoll by Pope · · Score: 1

      Real girlfriends are self-washing...:)

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    2. Re:RealDoll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was meant as a joke, but remember, RealDolls are not stuffed and we were discussing the TCO, not what you pay up front :) And best of all, they do not complain if you spend too much time on your computer :)

  10. What a coincidence by Nastard · · Score: 3, Funny

    Some kind person left a pamphlet on my car, indicating that the world was going to end soon, and that I should beware the mark of the beast. As fate would have it, there is a pretty clear section of this highly informative and exceptionally soul-cleansing literature about robotic animals and their place in God's kingdom. As it turns out, this is clearly mentioned in an obscure and out-of-context verse of the bible. Beware, my friends, the end is near.

    Man, what I wouldn't give to know who that kind person was, so that I might track them down and give them a good thanking.

  11. Each Robot Family may have Free AI Minds by Mentifex · · Score: 4, Informative

    Free artificial Minds for robots are now available from http://mind.sourceforge.net in both MSIE JavaScript (for learning about AI) and in Win32Forth (for implementation in robots). Some tweaking or porting to new languages may be required. Ports have already been launched for Visual Basic and Java.

    http://sourceforge.net/projects/mind/ is just one of well over three hundred (300) Open Source AI projects on SourceForge, and the AI "Mind" project is unusual in that it is based on awell-developed and highly original linguistic Theory of Mind (see SourceForge/ Mind/ Docs/ Theory of Mind) drawing upon Chomskyan linguistics and the neuronal feature-extraction for which Hubel and Wiesel won their Nobel prize.

    Onwards to http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~phoenix/vinge/vinge-s ing.html -- Technological Singularity!

    1. Re:Each Robot Family may have Free AI Minds by noelbush · · Score: 1

      AI software that actually works is available free at http://alicebot.org.

      You'll find little of the new age nonsense about the "singularity" there, too -- just a straightforward, minimalist approach to handling conversation that won the Loebner Prize last year.

      Kino Coursey, one of the participants in the Alicebot/AIML project (see http://alicebot.org/bios/kinocoursey.html has already started porting Alice to the AIBO.

  12. P. K. Dick "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2

    (this is where it was described first, long time ago).

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  13. robots dogs vs real ones by sydneyfong · · Score: 1

    if i wanted a robot one, i'd just make applet and give it an AI... why bother buying one?

    the robot dog is just a "toy", while a real one has life, has feelings, and it's not your "toy", its your "pet". Sometimes it's really hard to treat robots as if they're real things, no matter how smart the AI is... they'd look cool though, but it's just not the real thing

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    1. Re:robots dogs vs real ones by ichimunki · · Score: 2

      Although in some parts of the USA you can't even call them "pets" anymore... they are now "companion animals". For me, I don't see why I'd want a smart, lovable robot in my house. Keep it stupid and make it work. That's what machines are for. So unless RoboRover can mow or vacuum or sort laundry I don't see the point. Can it even solve Rubik's cube?

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  14. OT - In reponse to an OT that got modded up. . . by Wire+Tap · · Score: 1
    Why does that make them "robot families"? Moreever, what is wrong with being whire, protestant, republican-voting, and heterosexual? Is there something intrinsicly wrong about not being gay all of a sudden? Secondly, why are you saying that most families vote republican? With or without the capital R, to make it party specific, the recent election clearly shows that there is almost a perfect slpit - indecision amongst the masses - about how to vote. 2,5 kids, sure that's called a statistic.

    I do, however, agree with your point about Sunday mass. Far too many people don't know their faith, even if they profess to follow it. Regardless, with that point being your saving grace, I still disagree with everything else you said.

    Now, if you would not have made such a blanket statement, I would agree a tad more.

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  15. off topic warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Warning: this post is extremely off topic.

    I don't under why people have begun writing the domain under which the page lies after the link (like http://sourceforge.net/projects/mind/ [sourceforge.net]). I mean, what's the friggin point? On any normal browser you can see where the link will take you in the bottom of the window, and even if you couldn't, it would, at least in the example mentioned, be FAIRLY EASY to figure it out. It cannot be to protect people from unwillingly viewing goatse.cx links either, as you could just as well write [sourceforge.net] or whatever after those too, if your intention is to trick people into going there (which it is, exceptionless, if you are linking to that page).

    I just don't get it, that's all. Would someone care to explain?

    1. Re:off topic warning by noelbush · · Score: 1

      I agree it's unsightly and unnecessary. But as you must have noticed after posting your reply, people aren't adding these -- this is the slashdot software that's doing us the, um, favor.

    2. Re:off topic warning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      aha! I didn't care to read my own post, so I didn't notice. Thanks for pointing it out.

    3. Re:off topic warning by Anonymous+Coed · · Score: 1
      Have you really not figured it out yet? It's Slashdot that's adding that, so people can see if a link seems to be what it claims to be.

      For instance: Here is a link to some happy little bunnies playing. Now click on it.

    4. Re:off topic warning by Evangelion · · Score: 1


      Althought it doesn't seem to add it to the URL in your .sig.

      Interesting...

  16. Re:P. K. Dick "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep by Bob+Arctor+is+dead · · Score: 1

    no it wasn't. The idea of robot pets is as old as the term robot itself, which was coined long before PKD was even born.

  17. 3rd Generation Aibos are only $850... by DJ+Wipeout · · Score: 1

    ..which is significantly less than the $2500 put forth in the article. Even the second generation ones were down to $1500, if this price halving keeps up, in about 5 or 6 years, Aibos should be under $30....

  18. Robot dogs - why? by DrXym · · Score: 2
    Someone please tell me why they'd be prepared to shell out thousands of dollars for something which is essentially crude mechanical device governed by a RNG and a state machine?


    I've seen the AIBO being demonstrated and it's surprising how stupid it is and how tiresome it quickly becomes. It is certainly no replacement for a real dog and clearly won't be for a long, long time if ever.


    Even assuming it ever does reach that point, are people really willing to spend more for fake dog than they would for a real one? Who would be so emotionally bankrupt?

    1. Re:Robot dogs - why? by rknop · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Who would be so emotionally bankrupt?

      Sony would.

      Remember, it's big corps like that that bring us DRM, CRPM, DMCA, soon the SSSCA, and other things which are morally bankrupt (indeed often downright evil). Why on earth wouldn't you expect them to be emotionally bankrupt?

      People often form a bond with their pets. This bond can be highly individual and have great emotional depth. Therefore, it is bad for the economy. Thinking, independent individuals are hard for marketing departments to profile. What we need are consumers. Robot dogs can be targeted at consumers, just like prepackaged megacorp entertainment "content". If you are thinking for yourself, you're hurting the economy, and harming the business of the megacorps, so stop it right now.

      Only commies, intellectual property pirates (like library patrons), and dangerous anti-american open source software users would want a real pet when one could have a Market Approved robot pet!! (Warning: reverse engineering or modifying your Robot Pet is a violation of the DMCA, and an un-American thing to do. Rest assured that you will be protected from the dangers of such violaters as they spend 5 years in prison and pay $250,000 in fines.)

      -Rob

    2. Re:Robot dogs - why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... if we put neural network in it with at least 250x250 points, we will have at least non-predictable behavor.
      It is VERY interesting to interact with a neural
      network.
      But I prefer live dogs and cats. They are so cute
      and warm! :)

    3. Re:Robot dogs - why? by dachshund · · Score: 1
      ... would want a real pet when one could have a Market Approved robot pet!!

      :) You're going to have to sell that line to companies like Purina or Petco. Not to mention the meat-packing industry, which makes tons of money selling their animal biproducts for pet food. One hopes that they agree with Sony's assessment of this matter.

      On the other hand, maybe the pet food companies could go into the software biz...

    4. Re:Robot dogs - why? by am+2k · · Score: 1

      Aldous Huxley - Brave New World
      Am I right?

    5. Re:Robot dogs - why? by TypoDaemon · · Score: 1

      the only problem is that when you start thinking for yourself, the corporation's police come for you in the middle of the night in their black helicopters.

      there is no conspiracy. it's a toy, for god's sakes.

    6. Re:Robot dogs - why? by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

      /me rolls his eyes.

      (i wish that there was an emoticon for that, i'd use it a lot.)

    7. Re:Robot dogs - why? by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

      who said anything about a conspiracy?

  19. Link by Jim42688 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Interesting article here on sony's attempts to standardize robot architecture. At least they're playing nice with whatever competitors they have.

    1. Re:Link by DickBreath · · Score: 1

      You can bet Microsoft won't play nice.

      I probably won't be able to use my XBox controllers with an Aibo, nor vice versa.

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  20. And in this corner.... by gr8fulnded · · Score: 1, Funny

    Thats right folks. Think about it. With enough robot dogs and some typical /. tinkering, we're talking about nightly Battle Bots right in your own living room.

    --Dave

  21. Re:Slashcode revisited! Bumper Double Issue! by peterprior · · Score: 1

    Do you actually pay for this site? Do you contribute anything but heaps of troll?

    slashdot is provided as a free service, which we should be greatful for.
    It also amazes me the amount of time you have taken to write such a lengthy piece of crap.

    If you don't like slashdot, DON'T VISIT IT.
    If you don't like slashcode, DON'T USE IT.

  22. There's a new, cheaper model by the way... by dmorin · · Score: 2

    They just announced a cheaper $800 model that looks a little more "Hello Kitty" than the previous ones, just fyi. Probably to compete with Tiger's i-Cybie that'll be $200. Duane

  23. but the 3rd generation aibos are fugly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the 2nd gen was geek chiq, the 3rd gen. is pokemon crap

  24. Re:P. K. Dick "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep by Alex+Belits · · Score: 2

    Huh? "Robot" first appeared in "RUR" by Chapek -- IIRC, pets weren't mentioned there ;-)

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  25. Re:Slashcode revisited! Bumper Double Issue! by noelbush · · Score: 1

    In what way is this relevant to the thread? Far worse than any deficiencies in coding which you may wish to criticize are sociopathic behaviors like your own, in which you disrupt a shared public discussion context with a lengthy off-topic rant. Presumably the Web is "big enough" for you to pursue your crusade elsewhere.

  26. Why stop there? by neema · · Score: 2, Funny

    Last night took my girlfriend out to dinner and a movie. Dinner cost 72 dollars and the movie was about 23. This is just a fraction of the expenses I always pay on this girl.

    Robot Girlfriend, however, will sit at home until I return from where ever I was having fun...

    and the bitch will like it!

    Long live Robot Girlfriend!

    1. Re:Why stop there? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Funny enough, I just saw a buffy show about -just that- yesterday night...gave me such a craving to see Cherry 2000 again!

      BTW, will somebody please explain why the hell we are still paying for girls? I though that the feminist movement would have them realise that this is clearly a softcore form of protitution by now.

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    2. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Already done!


      The only kind of girlfriend every /.-er can get!

    3. Re:Why stop there? by zardor · · Score: 1

      You should try reading the review of this software version

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  27. Does that include this home?... by Robber+Baron · · Score: 3, Funny

    Haven't they already got a protptype working in this home?

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    1. Re:Does that include this home?... by banka · · Score: 1

      Yea, you didn't know? Here's a picture of the lil bugger.

    2. Re:Does that include this home?... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haven't they DDoSed that site out of existence yet? They should...

  28. Damn sloppy typing! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That should be prototype!

  29. Life Expectancy? by th3walrus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I wonder what the average life expectancy of one of these is. Cats can live as long as 20 years in some cases. I'd bet this thing would wear out in about 5 if it was kept operational all day long, as a real animal is.

    1. Re:Life Expectancy? by jandrese · · Score: 4, Funny

      Have you ever had a real dog (or cat?) They certainly aren't "operational" all day long unless the Aibo has a "sleep and ignore my master" mode. :)

      This is doubly true for cats. In fact the AI for a robotic cat should be pretty easy to write:
      while true
      do
      sleep
      sleep
      sleep
      eat
      sleep
      sleep
      sleep
      random
      done

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    2. Re:Life Expectancy? by quonsar · · Score: 2, Funny
      you forgot:

      puke up hairball
      shit over the side of the litter box

    3. Re:Life Expectancy? by IronChef · · Score: 2

      The rechargeable battery in my laptop used to last about 2.5 hours. A year later, I get about 45 minutes out of it. Every laptop I have owned has been this way... batteries just crap out eventually. Laptop batteries are expensive too... I wonder how much Aibo's batteries will cost?

  30. Why Mom's Old Fashioned Robot Oil? by Captain+Zion · · Score: 2, Funny

    But keeping it in Mom's Robot Oil isn't cheap either...

    Yeah, but remember that anchovies are not extinct... yet!

  31. Re:P. K. Dick "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep by Bob+Arctor+is+dead · · Score: 1
    Well, perhaps the idea of a robot pet is from 1925, while RUR was written in 1920, but let's not split hairs mmkay?

  32. Re:OT - In reponse to an OT that got modded up. . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think his idea is that these people live predicatable lives of quiet desperation.

  33. ...robot animal in every home. by ath0mic · · Score: 1

    having flashbacks to "....windows on every desktop"

  34. Re:How could this possibly be "insightful"? by imipak · · Score: 1
    Beep beep! mod down! Prime directive - stultify criticism of The American Way! Beeeeppp!! Consume! Reproduce! Obey -- or be EXTER-MIN-ATED!

    You're rumbled, my friend...

  35. A dog is a man's best friend ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That probably explains it.

    Otherwise, I wouldn't know why a successful
    company like Sony wants to be in the pet
    business instead of designing some really
    useful robots, like a garden keeper,
    floor sweeper, etc.

    Toon Moene

  36. Why is this news? by Red+Moose · · Score: 1
    Bill Gates said the same thing about wanting a computer on every desk or something, like 10 years ago. Someone already mentioned that it's basically called "wanting to sell things" - or BUSINESS. WHy is this news?


    Or is it because it's a robot dog? Does that make it tech news worthy? If I made hi tech stuff and said "I want a flying car in every garage of every home......yeah, I am a true visionary". What BS. Who give sa rat's ass.


    Armitage Shanks would probably go on record saying that they "want a toilet bowl in every home, one day". Now that is true progress.

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    Acting stupid isn't much fun when there's someone around who knows better

  37. Real dogs... by stripes · · Score: 2

    Real dogs tend to scare away robbers, I don't think robot dogs have been found to do that. At least not yet.

    There is in fact a good chance that a robot dog attacking a robber might be legally declared a trap, and that could be very bad for the owner, and maybe the maker. A real dog attacking a robber on the other hand tends to get declared as some sort of hero dog (of corse dogs attacking UPS delivery people get put down, which is sad).

    Besides real dogs make good pool toys, fake ones die in the water :-)

    1. Re:Real dogs... by Leven+Valera · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not that I break into many houses, but if the house I burglar has a robot dog, it's not going to scare me off. I'd take it.

      --
      Woot w00t w007.
    2. Re:Real dogs... by driftingwalrus · · Score: 1

      Yes, but, robotic dogs are far easier to outfit with light artillery. It simply requires a proper interface system.

      --
      Paul Anderson
      "I drank WHAT?!" -- Socrates
    3. Re:Real dogs... by randombit · · Score: 1

      robotic dogs are far easier to outfit with light artillery.

      True. However, I prefer to reserve such things for mounting on my roof, along with my catapults for launching buckets of urine and lawn darts at stupid kids who stand outside my house at 3 in the morning yelling.

      For internal use, I prefer the personal touch. Thus, real dogs, knives, lead pipes, crowbars, etc.

    4. Re:Real dogs... by driftingwalrus · · Score: 1

      Diseased horse carcasses. Science and the arts may have been stone dead in the dark ages, but, boy oh boy, did they know how to conduct a siege back then!

      I think the more disgusting realm of shot has been ignored far too long. It is so hard to evoke the reaction of pure revulsion obtained with a bucket of magots using any other means. I mean, urine and lawn darts they can shake off after a short hospital stay. Something like maggots stays with you for a long time. A Maggot is Forever(tm).

      --
      Paul Anderson
      "I drank WHAT?!" -- Socrates
    5. Re:Real dogs... by randombit · · Score: 1

      lawn darts they can shake off after a short hospital stay

      Maybe if they're lucky, and a large number of sharp, heavy, aerodynamic objects somehow manage to hit them and not kill them. There is a reason they're not sold (at least in the US) anymore... Regular darts would probably just hurt them some, but lawn darts would hurt them a lot.

      A horse is a nice idea, but I don't think the roof could take the weight. Maybe I could scoop up some dead rats, however. That would be disgusting in and of itself, of course, but then there's maggots, roaches, whatever, raining down on them. Hmm...

    6. Re:Real dogs... by driftingwalrus · · Score: 1

      The wonders of classical biological warfare!

      --
      Paul Anderson
      "I drank WHAT?!" -- Socrates
  38. That makes me think... by Tony+Shepps · · Score: 2, Flamebait

    Imagine if the things were spyware. Put one in every home, give them wireless networking and GPS, and you've have the perfect setup to be watched 24x7. Now THERE'S the stuff of sci-fi stories.

    1. Re:That makes me think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ... and you've have the perfect setup to be watched 24x7

      Some people want to be watched. Imagine you're 80 years old, or have a seizure disorder. A little robot dog beats having a nurse around all the time, or a camera in every room.

  39. Sony Products by MSisEvil · · Score: 1

    I think Sony would like to see a high priced Sony product in every home.

  40. Re:P. K. Dick "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep by shokk · · Score: 2

    The word seems older than that. It comes from the czech for slave and has roots to Indo-European words connected to orphan and work.

    robot noun
    A mechanical device that sometimes resembles a human and is capable of performing a variety of often complex human tasks on command or by being programmed in advance. A machine or device that operates automatically or by remote control. A person who works mechanically without original thought, especially one who responds automatically to the commands of others.

    [Czech, from robota, drudgery. See orbh- in Indo-European Roots.]

    robotic adjective
    Word History: Robot is a word that is both a coinage by an individual person and a borrowing. It has been in English since 1923 when the Czech writer Karel apek's play R.U.R. was translated into English and presented in London and New York. R.U.R., published in 1921, is an abbreviation of Rossum's Universal Robots; robot itself comes from Czech robota, "servitude, forced labor," from rab, "slave." The Slavic root behind robota is orb-, from the Indo-European root *orbh-, referring to separation from one's group or passing out of one sphere of ownership into another. This seems to be the sense that binds together its somewhat diverse group of derivatives, which includes Greek orphanos, "orphan," Latin orbus, "orphaned," and German Erbe, "inheritance," in addition to the Slavic word for slave mentioned above. Czech robota is also similar to another German derivative of this root, namely Arbeit, "work" (its Middle High German form arabeit is even more like the Czech word). Arbeit may be descended from a word that meant "slave labor," and later generalized to just "labor."

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    "Beware of he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart, he dreams himself your master."
  41. Obiligatory Simpons quote by gUmbi · · Score: 1

    Homer: "What are you going to do. Release the dogs or the bees or the dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees at you!!"

  42. Re:OT - In reponse to an OT that got modded up. . by Wire+Tap · · Score: 1

    But why cite things like heterosexuality, and SUVs? I am not gay. Does that mean I live a life of quiet desperation? Absoultely not! That guy's post was nonsense of the highest order. If he is going to formulate an argument for quiet desperation (which, I agree, that is probably what he was hinting at) he should not be so ubiquitous in the way he says things.

    --

    Man is born free; and everywhere he is in chains.

  43. Re:OT - In reponse to an OT that got modded up. . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But that's not an American trait....

    Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way!

  44. Cheaper than a real dog? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article said:

    > Let's see, $2500 for a robot dog + $100 in
    > electricity oven ten years. A real dog costs,
    > say $1/day to feed, lives ten years for $3650
    > on food, plus $1000 in vet bills. The robot
    > wins hands down.

    That's not right. Show me an Aibo that can run
    for a mile a day at speeds equal to a human
    jogging and still have the reserves to play
    fetch for an hour afterwards - at the same
    time as carrying enough batteries to do that.

    It would wear out in six months.

    Also, having one robot dog for 10 years is
    going to leave you significantly behind the
    trendy new robots...you'll need to upgrade.

    Figure a new robot every 1 to 2 years and the
    equation becomes: $25,000 for 10 years worth
    of robot dogs (including replacement motors and
    batteries) versus $3650 for the genuine item.
    The real dog wins paws-down.

    OTOH: No shedding would be worth something.
    The cost of buying new shoes when the old ones
    get chewed during the first year...the actual
    cost of ownership of a real dog is probably more
    than $3650.

  45. From my experiences in suburbia ... by timothy · · Score: 1

    don't most homes *already* have a robot family?

    ;)

    timothy

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    jrnl: http://tinyurl.com/c2l8yr / foes: http://tinyurl.com/ckjno5
    1. Re:From my experiences in suburbia ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      At least in the USA they do. Here's their operational programming:


      10 Sleep.

      20 Wake up.

      30 Shower

      40 Eat Name Brand Cereal(tm)

      50 Give kids Name Brand Pre-Made Lunch(tm)

      60 Stuff overweight selves into SUV

      70 Drive overweight kids to work

      80 Go to meaningless, crummy job

      90 Put in meaningless, crummy 8 hours (barely)

      100 Pick up kids

      110 Stop at Taco Bell for "big night out".

      120 Go home

      130 Watch 5 or 6 hours of Reality TV(tm)

      140 If day == anniversary

      150 Have 2 minute sex in missionary position with significant other

      160 Endif

      170 goto 10

  46. Buffy by Pope · · Score: 1
    That was a great episode. Did you happen to see the one later in the season when Spike gets the guy to make a robot Buffy? Hilarious, and a little disturbing.

    "You're Anya. How is the money doing?"

    --
    It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
  47. a pet isnt about the bill by bug1 · · Score: 1

    How can you reduce the arguments of which pet is most worth to which one has the lowest maintenace cost.

    You think a robot is going to replace mans best friend ?

  48. My Two Cents... by Mzilikazi · · Score: 1
    Robot dogs are completely ineffective against door-to-door salesmen, evangelists, and kids selling candy bars. In fact, a robot dog is probably going to make you look like you've got enough extra cash to support whatever brilliant crusade they're on.


    But real dogs are great in this situation. I've got two, a good sized chocolate lab who can stand on his hind legs and look you dead in the eye, and a mixed breed who looks like the bastard offspring of a coyote and a dingo. Neither is too fond of unknown visitors, so I typically take them with me to the door and hold their collars while they're straining and lunging at the salesperson/Jehovah's Witness/whatever. It's amazing how brief their pitches become...


    Also... You can't really blame flatulence on a robot dog. ;)

    --
    Random Musings at Rum Smuggler
  49. Re:P. K. Dick "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep by osgeek · · Score: 2

    Robots are just modern versions of the ancient "golem" myth.

    At this point, it's kind of hard to claim true originality for very much

  50. dog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    well the flip side of it is....it'll be much harder to disguise it in a chinese dish....

  51. Go to the Humane Society, do a good deed by onesandzeros · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There are countless dogs and other perfectly good pets waiting to be 'put to sleep' in Humane Societies all over the country and around the world. Go get the real thing. The Sony bot is just going to wind up turned off in a corner and eventually in a landfill.

    1. Re:Go to the Humane Society, do a good deed by LordNimon · · Score: 2
      Please mod the above post up. This is the #1 reason not to get a robot pet.

      Truthfully, most (if not all) Humane Society shelters have adopted a "no kill" policy. It's the other shetlers that kill animals because no one will adopt them.

      Every day, thousands of cats and dogs around the country are killed because of overpopulation. There are organizations like Alley Cat Allies which set up Trap-Neuter-Return (TNR) programs in areas around the country to humane control a cat population, but it's not enough.

      A $2,500 donation to your local shelter will literally save the lives of dozens of animals. People who spend that money instead on some stupid toy robot disgust me.

      --
      And the men who hold high places must be the ones who start
      To mold a new reality... closer to the heart
    2. Re:Go to the Humane Society, do a good deed by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

      A $2,500 donation to your local shelter will literally save the lives of dozens of animals.

      And a $2,500 purchase at your local meat shop will put hundreds of dead animals to good use. That trap-neuter-return programme sounds expensive, and wasteful. I wouldn't support something like that. If one traps a cat, neuters it, and returns it to where it was trapped, what is the purpose of that cat's life? Why not just kill it? Hey, I don't hate animals; I have three cats myself. But when they get to be a problem, I don't think that spending thousands of dollars on the removal of cats' nuts is a practical use of funds. It's not like alley cats are an endangered species.

    3. Re:Go to the Humane Society, do a good deed by LordNimon · · Score: 1
      And a $2,500 purchase at your local meat shop will put hundreds of dead animals to good use.

      Are hope you're not serious. I have a hard time believing that a Slashdot reader is that stupid.

      You should do some research on TNR. If you simply remove a cat from its environment (by relocating it or killing it), another cat will just take its place.

      As for the purpose of the cat's life, what's the purpose of yours? Just to procreate? Give me a break!

      --
      And the men who hold high places must be the ones who start
      To mold a new reality... closer to the heart
  52. Two errors by tmark · · Score: 4, Informative

    $2500 for a robot dog + $100 in electricity oven ten years. A real dog costs, say $1/day to feed, lives ten years for $3650 on food, plus $1000 in vet bills. The robot wins hands down."

    Firstly, a dog does not cost $1/day to feed. A medium sized dog would probably cost 25-50 cents at most to feed if you were feeding it dry food.

    More importantly, however, since the majority of the costs you attribute to the real dog occur in the future (some of it in the far future) you have to discount those dollars spent in the future to today. For those of you who flunked economics, this means that the value of $100 in 1 year is less than the value of $100 today, the value of $100 2 years from now is less than the value of $100 in 1 year, etc and the decline of value of moneys to be paid/received in the future is exponential. I don't have a calculator handy but you will find that the cost of ownership of a real dog (assuming the already unrealistic cost structure as explained above) is far less than the $4650 you came up with.

    Whereas with the Sony dog, almost all the costs of the dog are up front so the present value/cost of the Sony dog is very close to its $2500 sticker price.

    1. Re:Two errors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Firstly, a dog does not cost $1/day to feed. A medium sized dog would probably cost 25-50 cents at most to feed if you were feeding it dry food.

      Yeah, I bet the food bill for you would be a lot lower too if you stuck to dry food. 1$ a day sounds about right to me, if you treat your dog like the friend he should be.

    2. Re:Two errors by retep · · Score: 1

      And why the hell do you think that dog food is magicly going to go down in price in the future just because of inflation? Dog food prices will probably stay basicly stable, matching inflation. So 20 years from now it'll cost $1 a day, in 20 year from now dollars, rather then $0.25

      'Course maybe you're assuming that instead of spending the money you'll now put it in a nice dollar generating investment in which case yes the dog will probably come out on top.

    3. Re:Two errors by Sapphon · · Score: 1

      Fraid not buddy. Since the costs are being expressed in current day figures, it makes perfect sense to say the dog needs $3650. Sure, the money spent on the food may not be $3650, due to inflation it will actually be more, but unless there is a different rise in the price of dog food, the amount of money spent over the years would equal $3650 (if inflation we removed from it). Indeed, the concept of not assigning future costs to the overall cost of an item over it's lifetime is a fairly silly one, so I'd suggest you might want to look over your Economics textbook sometime, and perhaps also find an accounting one too and read up on that.

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      Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
  53. Every home... er, maybe not just yet... by Sodakar · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...but... like someone else said, their newer model is $850, not $2500 -- *and* has all the features of the more advanced Aibo II, The newer model is cheaper, but not less functional.

    Sure, this is all fun and games, but the reality is that they've managed to bring the price down from $2500 to $850 in a year. Who isn't to say there'll be more features and a bigger price drop in the years to come? Heck, a few trips to the vet can easily cost $850..

    While I would never replace my dog for a robotic one just yet, I'll probably eat my words in 10 years... The Aibo's in 10 years will probably have hair, be furry, cuddly, and come in various sizes... making it hard to tell if it's real or a robot...

    Anyone who has lost a pet would know... When the pet dies, it's gone, but the pain isn't. Now, consider this -- what if you could get a pet that would live forever? That's tempting...

    1. Re:Every home... er, maybe not just yet... by Have+Blue · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We're straying into science fiction here, but I don't think a pet that lives forever is really a good thing to give children. They have to learn that things die sooner or later, and better that this come as the death of a pet when they're 6 than the death of a friend or relative when they're 30.

    2. Re:Every home... er, maybe not just yet... by Bob+McCown · · Score: 1

      Hey, we should get Speilberg to make a movie about this!

    3. Re:Every home... er, maybe not just yet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've never seen "Man's Best Friend" with Ally Sheedy and Lance Henrikson?

    4. Re:Every home... er, maybe not just yet... by TwistedGreen · · Score: 1

      One of my fish died the other day.

      *FLUSH*

    5. Re:Every home... er, maybe not just yet... by bungo · · Score: 1

      Do you really think that they would live forever?

      Remember, large, profit driver companies are involved here. Think about lightbulbs. It has
      been possible for a very long time to create a lightbulb which could last, not for ever, but many years longer than they currently do. What happened? The companies making them realized that making them last only for a short time would make them more money.

      My bet would be they would break down and 'die' after 5 years, with the new model being a more pretty colour or some other ground breaking difference.

      --
      "The best part? I became an ordained minister while not wearing pants." -- CleverNickName
    6. Re:Every home... er, maybe not just yet... by Winged+Cat · · Score: 2

      Well...we are getting close to the point where medical science adds a year of average expected lifespan for every year that goes by. In a few decades, it could be that almost no one does die anymore.

      So why not prepare children for the world they will face, instead of the world we have faced?

  54. Re:Virtual Girlfriend by DickBreath · · Score: 2

    Didn't you see "The 6th day"?

    I very much liked the virtual girlfriend in that movie.

    (too bad she was female, but that's what the guy choose to purchase.)

    --

    I'll see your senator, and I'll raise you two judges.
  55. The Aibo is, well, boring. by Animats · · Score: 3, Interesting
    For robot researchers, it's great that Sony is making low-priced mobile robots. But as toys, they're not that interesting.


    If they could get up to the marginally useful level, like picking up junk on the floor, customers might leave them on all the time.
    They should at least be able to find their recharging station.

  56. Big Brother by DickBreath · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The robot dog will be the equivalent of 1984 telescreens for Big Brother.

    Sony would be the perfect company to do this since they are a major consumer electronics manufacturer, but also have an interest in protecting their copyrights on both audio and video recordings. None of the other major intellectual property giants have the capability to get a dog installed into every home.

    IANAL, but now that the idea has been mentioned in public, is it too late to patent?

    --

    I'll see your senator, and I'll raise you two judges.
    1. Re:Big Brother by ReelOddeeo · · Score: 2

      ``Our vision is a robot for every member of the family,'' said Stuart Wallock, director of marketing and business planning for Entertainment Robot America, a unit of Sony Electronics Inc., of Los Angeles.

      Hmmmmm.

      --

      Those who would give up liberty in exchange for security and DRM should switch to Microsoft Palladium!
  57. Electric sheep rock by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 2

    I've always wanted a steel wool sweater.

  58. The robots will protect us... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...from the the terrible secret of SPACE!

    The lameness filter is yelling at me, so I might as well type some more stuff.

    i like pie
    it is good
    pie = yum

  59. How will Microsoft complete with this? by DickBreath · · Score: 2

    Microsoft must get their mits into anything that is destined to become ubiqutious. This will probably wake the sleeping giant. Just as most every other innovation has.



    If you have mixed breeds in one house will they fight? <whistle> Here, xbox, here boy! <whistle> <whistle> Here PSX. Now get along and don't fight.

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    Very few animals were harmed in the making of this post.

    --

    I'll see your senator, and I'll raise you two judges.
  60. it's just not the same. by mickeyreznor · · Score: 3, Insightful

    real dogs are cute and warm. robot dogs are cold and look robotic. The basic thing is I *can't* love a robot dog the same way I love my dog at home. Yeah, real dogs maybe harder to train, they might need to be housebroken, but so are human babies. We all complain how hard it is to raise kids, but do we even think about replacing them with robotic counterparts? I guess a robotic dog could work as a viable "man's best friend" for someone. But, real dogs all the way for me.

    1. Re:it's just not the same. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Human babies are NOT hard to train.

      Why do you think us adults are provided with closets, basements, coathangars, and that cool little space under the sink.

    2. Re:it's just not the same. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We all complain how hard it is to raise kids, but do we even think about replacing them with robotic counterparts?

      Yes =)

    3. Re:it's just not the same. by Trejus · · Score: 1

      I, for one, would much rather have a robotic baby than a human baby. If the robotic baby starts crying the night before a big presentation, I can just shut it off and deal with it whenever I have time. Can't do that with a human baby. Plus, you know what you're robotic baby isn't going to turn into a loud obnoxious teenager.

      Now if they could only come up with a robotic girlfriend........ Unfortunatly, I probably still wouldn't know what to say to her.

      --
      "To save the planet, I had to go to the worst spot on Earth, and that was Philadelphia." -- Sun Ra
  61. Disussion groups, theory and more sample bots by cvanaver · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Can be found at: http://www.robocode.net/

  62. Mentifex congratulates the success of Alicebot. by Mentifex · · Score: 1
    Now hold on there with "AI software that actually works," as if to imply that http://mind.sourceforge.net does NOT work.

    The AI Mind at http://sourceforge.net/projects/mind/ is a vastly more sophisticated neuronal-mind-workalike than the admittedly most impressive Alicebot, and the SourceForge "Mind" performs many of its quasi-neuronal functions very well, e.g.: storage of input in quasi-auditory memory; re-entry of the output of the Mind back into the Mind; associative cross-tagging of concepts, lexicon and auditory engrams; simple Tutorial; troubleshooting with print-out option; etc.

    What the AI Mind at SourceForge does not yet do well is keep track of its concepts, because for two years now (since mid-1999) there has been an algorithmic deficiency in the SPREADACT module for the implementation of the theoretically very important process of spreading activation . That problem or final obstacle to True GOFAI is now being cleared up as we switch from harvesting all active concepts simultaneously in sentence-generation, to an interactive generation by syntax interacting word-by-word between the English lexicon and the underlying Psi concepts at the core of the Mind.

    Anyone intensely curious about the very latest Mentifex work may visit http://www.scn.org/~mentifex/mindwork.html to see the AI Mind work-in-progress that has not yet been released because it is not yet stable or otherwise ready. (I hate to do potentially important work and not make it somehow available in the event of, say, my getting run over by a truck.)

    Both Alicebot (congratulations!) and the Mentifex AI Mind may claim some recognition for being included in the 5 September 2001 release of the official Artificial Intelligence FAQ at http://www.faqs.org/faqs/ai-faq/general/part6/sect ion-5.html under the "Chatbots" heading. I wish the Alicebot team all the success in the world, because we are working towards the same goal. -- Arthur T. Murray.

    1. Re:Mentifex congratulates the success of Alicebot. by noelbush · · Score: 1

      You're right -- that was a bit of a flippant remark on my part; sorry.

      I guess I should confess a certain zeal for the minimalist approach of Alicebot, which is all about dumping conventional NLP and AI techniques out the window, and going whole-hog instead for a really hardcore stimulus-response model. The typical reaction people have to this approach is to say "Isn't that just like Eliza?", to which the answer is "Yes, but several orders of magnitude smarter"...followed by a long explanation (there's a lot on the site).

      I didn't invent this, Richard Wallace did. But I have to admit a certain enthusiasm for the approach, which sometimes leads me to be a little over-energetic in making claims about it.

      I guess for me the point about "really works" is framed by the Turing Test -- and that is certainly a presumption that ought to be stated up front. Alice won last year's Loebner Prize, which although not an exact implementation of Turing's original experiment is the closest thing the world has right now. In that contest, the main goal is to imitate a human (in Turing's proposal, the goal was a little more constrained and had a scientific control attached). Anything that does reasonably well on that score can be said to "work", from one point of view: a more empirical one. Of course, from other points of view (and there sure are many!), anything that doesn't incorporate structures/concepts/rules that are generally conceived of as being more closely analogous to brain functionality (neural networks for instance) is off the mark.

      So Alicebot has absolutely no neural network, no notion of a lexicon, etc. AIML is about as simple as you can get. This confuses people sometimes -- as though Wallace & others working on this somehow "overlooked" the need for a "learning" mechanism or a syntactic parser or a link with an "ontology of common sense" or what-have-you. In point of fact, Alicebot is just actively rejecting most other approaches, based not only on the disappointing results that they've generally produced, but also just on the premise that it might be (and has proved to be) interesting to pursue this particular, minimal, pattern-matching-based approach. Clearly no approach has "won" hands-down, but Alicebot has certainly proved a lot with a lot less financial backing than some projects (like Cyc). Time will tell...and framing the question better will help (which is what I failed to do in my response -- sorry, one more time ;-) ).

      Noel

  63. God threatens to sue ... by shaunak · · Score: 1

    In a related announcement, God(Tm) announced that he would sue Sony under the DMCA for reverse engineering the BBCE(Bark Bark Crap Eat) protocol.
    As we all know, the DMCA, which was introduced to save the software industry and the american way of doing things from communists, geeks and other such forms of life.
    God refused to comment on the case of Dimitry Slyrakov because Adobe(Tm) are in negotiations with God to make it impossible to copy/pirate e-books.

    --
    -Shaunak.
  64. What the fuck for? by shaunak · · Score: 1

    Why would anyone want one of these?
    Lets see.
    A real dog will shed all over your furniture to improve its insulation every 2 to 3 months and poop on your carpet to make the prints look better. A robot dog obviously cannot.
    A real dog will like your face after you've had a big burger so you'll avoid the embarassment of having food on your face. A robot can only dream of complex tasks like that.
    A real dog will bark all night before your semester exam. You never liked that damn subject anyway. Can you beat that?

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    -Shaunak.
  65. Hatred by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know if you hate capitalism so much why don't you pick up and move to Havana. Then write back in a year and tell us how you like it. Oh that's right, you won't have the freedom to do that will you. Kids like you really piss me off, thousands of brave men died in order to give you this system of government and our resulting freedoms and you have to spend your time pissing all over them.

  66. a dog incurs way more vet bills than $1000 by dfelznic · · Score: 1

    You must have never owned a dog. They incur way more vet bills than 1000 dollars. Shots checkups, neutering and god forbid something to go wrong. One of my dogs has already had 2500 dollars worth of doggy dental care.

  67. Actual Statistical TCO for Dog by eFlashDash · · Score: 2, Informative

    Actually, the average dog costs its owner $13,500 over the life of the animal... way too much for me to pay.

  68. Robot dog? by Mike1024 · · Score: 2

    Hey,

    Let's see, $2500 for a robot dog + $100 in electricity oven ten years. A real dog costs, say $1/day to feed, lives ten years for $3650 on food, plus $1000 in vet bills. The robot wins hands down."

    Let's see, $100 for am inflatable woman + $100 in batteries over 10 years. A real woman costs $45+ to take out for a meal, lives with you ten years for $3,000 in shoes, plus a $1000 engagement ring. The inflatable woman wins hands down.

    Except she isn't alive.

    Michael

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    1. Re:Robot dog? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except she isn't alive.

      ......and the problem is?

  69. They already can do that! by The+Mutant · · Score: 1

    I have an AIBO 210, and not only does it have a built in digital camera but it also supports 802.11b wireless networking via an optional PCMCIA card.

    Some folks have already written software that allows the AIBO send images in real time of what is "sees" to a PC or Mac.

    The new AIBOs (ERS 310 series) have guardog software available (no custom programming required) that lets them watch a certain place or item, taking photos of who ever or what ever moves in its field of vision.

    No word on GPS yet, but these things only have about a two hour battery run time, and they don't move that fast; I don't think they can wander that far afield for GPS to be useful.

    Some useful links :

    AIBO Hackers - lots of free software

    Sony Europe AIBO web site

  70. apartments in japan ... by flufffy · · Score: 1
    here's some reasons why in japan.

    • many apartments do not allow dogs as pets
    • even if you could keep dogs many apartments are too small to make this practical
    • even if your apartment let you keep dogs and it was large enough you'd often be in an urban area with no room to exercise them.


    so you get places that rent dogs by the hour so you can walk them to a local patch of greenery. apparently these are quite popular. i mentioned the aibo to japanese acquaintences recently, as in 'what's all this about,' rather than thinking it weird they just seemed to think that it was a good idea and another cool appliance from sony (as are all the small viao lappies, also designed for people with small desks in small apartments).

  71. Robot dogs? by supabeast! · · Score: 2

    The robot dog probably doesn't fetch worth a damn, and I doubt that it does a good job licking your face when you get home from work.

  72. MS Will Want A Piece of That Pie by fwoomer · · Score: 1

    Of course, MS will want in on it, too. MSDog(tm) Will have had some "Accesibility Options" added to it and create a seeing-eye dog.

    I can see the headlines now. "Blind Man Hit By Bus When Robot Companion 'crashed' While Crossing Street."

    In addition, in the spirit of smart tags, MSDog will lead its humble owners into microsoft-funded businesses.

  73. Hey by nr · · Score: 0

    If Sony could come up with a robotic vacumcleaner that could clean my floors then i'm at work i'd sign up today!

  74. Modern day minstrel monkey by shibboleth · · Score: 1

    Buy an Sony Aibo then recoup your money by letting businesses pay you to bring your Aibo over as a customer draw. "``I've been to Hawaii and sat in a hotel lobby and not spent a dime on entertainment, just had a ball when people stopped to talk to me and watch the two dogs playing on the carpet. They're people magnets.''" -- Yahoo News

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  75. It's a Trap! by Greyfox · · Score: 2
    These have got to be part of some big Evil Plan. It IS Sony, after all. The robot dog MUST do one of either two things on a specified date:

    1) Ram something worse than the DMCA down your throat.

    2) Bomb Perl Harbor.

    Sorry, I won't take those odds!

    As a side note, if you try to throw one of those fuckers out, you'll probably have a run in with the Robot arm of the PETA.

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    I'm trying to teach myself to set people on fire with my mind... Is it hot in here?

  76. dog + man = ubercreature by BobandMax · · Score: 1

    The reason that humans and canines have had a 30,000 year symbiotic relationship is that we complement each other perfectly. Humans are strong where canines are weak and vice versa. Our social structures are almost identical. We both operate in packs with extended family structures. The combination is far greater than the separate components. This is one case where "get a life" connotes significance beyond trite banality.

    I would like to have one of these as a an exercise tool for my dogs. The boys (Bob & Max) are entirely too lazy. They follow the example of the alpha male in our pack. ;)

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  77. Re:OT - In reponse to an OT that got modded up. . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I am not gay.

    You're curiously insistent on this point. I suggest you do some deep soul searching. I think you may have something important to learn about yourself.

  78. Economic Rationalism in Pet World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's nice to see that the robot dog is cheaper, but in terms of bang-for-your-buck, it's a raw deal. When was the last time you marvelled over your dogs ability to track a human figure with its eyes or approach something that moved or made a noise? Can't remember? That's because these are mere tools in the dogs repertoire rather than the full extent of its capabilities.

    Sony can call me when the Aibo loves me.

  79. Spy devices? by Quasar1999 · · Score: 0

    I can see it now, Microsoft pays $10 billion to Sony, to place wireless transmitters and covert programming into the pets.

    Then at night, when everyone's asleep, the pets power on, go over to the family PC, and make sure that there is a valid license for Windows on it... if not, it transmits its GPS coordinates to Microsoft and then turns vicious and attacks its human owners...

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  80. I confidently predict... by The+Artificial+Kid · · Score: 1

    That Robot pets are nothing but a fad everywhere outside Japan, just like those obtrusive personal stereos and Pokemon

  81. REAL enthusiasm by SEWilco · · Score: 1
    I can program emotions for electronic brains. An electronic brain with an enthusiasm enhancer would indeed have enthusiasm. How similar to mammal enthusiasm would depend upon how similar the brain's activity centers are, and how the enthusiasm enhancer alters similar centers. [Just as enthusiasm is expressed differently in dogs and in cats...or perhaps it's just that cats with claws get trained quickly to not leap on their owner's chest]

    If somehow you think evolved enthusiasm is unique, well... digital actions can be created through evolution also.

  82. Re:Has it ever occurred to you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    >I realize that this argument is lost on the Democratic/athiest community but frankly I've never given a flying f**k what you people think.


    Oooooh! You cussed. God knows it. You're goin' to Hell.


    Prepare to roast, beeyotch!

  83. $5249 could make for a *real* nice evening. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    >Gee $5249 for a RealDoll, are you out of yer fucking mind?


    >Shell out a few bucks to buy a lady a drink or something. It definitely tops humping a stuffed toy.


    Word--I'm just imagining the kind of night on the town I could show my lady with five thousand big ones in my pocket. The lovin' I'd get in return would definately beat out anything from a glorified blow-up doll.

  84. Whinging by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Anonymous Coward.


    How the name does fit, in your case. . .

  85. As soon as they make Aibos cuddly... by MythoBeast · · Score: 2

    I think that Sony really misses the point of a pet. Humans like affection and loyalty from an independant entity. A robot will never be independant - it's loyalty is as immaterial as that of your shirt, and its affection is, at best, pre-programmed.

    Now, if they could program it to do my laundry, that would be something else...

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  86. Biodegradable? by darekana · · Score: 1

    That's the real issue... with millions of robot pets piling up, the world would wish it went with the biodegradable kind.

  87. Re:OT - In reponse to an OT that got modded up. . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe the English way of 250 years ago but this behaviour is certainly not reflective of contemporary England. On Sunday, more people visit DIY stores in Britain than attend church. It was only a few days ago that the Archbishop of Westminster (head of the Catholic Church in England and Wales) declared that Christianity 'almost vanquished in UK'. There's been similar noises form the Church of England over recent years.

    It amazes me when I see the attendance figures for the US, especially when you contrast them against crime figures, or even divorce statistics. People are certainly dedicated... but just because a bunch of people reluctantly turn up at church every Sunday may not actually mean much, it's a great example of herd behaviour and much like Wall Street these days the market is purely motivated by fear (of the unknown).

  88. cost by quintessent · · Score: 1
    $2500 for a robot dog + $100 in electricity oven ten years.

    Don't forget that the dog's warranty expires after 5 years. Also, sometime during these five years, or afterward, sony will replace the dog's limbs. However, what happens when the second set wear out or the dog breaks in some other manner? Right now, there is only one authorized Aibo service center in the USA. How many homes have dogs, and how many will want to replace their dog? Did the submitter read the article, which stated that the new generation of dogs to replace the aibo will only cost $850? Is a robotic dog anything like a real dog, other than it's a fun gadget that imitates a dog. Can you take it running? Can you teach it tricks it's not programmed to do?

    OTOH, it would be fun to own one of these if it was affordable and reliable. One for every member of the family (as the article states)? That might even be too far for one of these robots to fetch.

  89. High maintainence... by jgrumbles · · Score: 1

    ...so uh how much attention would a robotic mistress require?

  90. Robot wins...? by Evro · · Score: 1

    Let's see, $2500 for a robot dog + $100 in electricity oven ten years. A real dog costs, say $1/day to feed, lives ten years for $3650 on food, plus $1000 in vet bills. The robot wins hands down."

    My dog is my best friend. He's ecstatic when I get home and brings me a shoe or something as a gift. He protects my home by barking at anybody who walks by. He keeps the fly population going by supplying the yard with tons and tons of crap. Well, the last one may not be so great, but I cannot possibly imagine him being replaced by a robot. No machine can compare to Bruiser, the world's best dog. I'd choose him over most humans.

    I realize the author of this comment was probably joking, but would you decide to have a robotic child instead of a real one simply because it was less expensive?

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  91. How about a robot to wash dishes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know - set the table before a meal, clear it after, load dishwasher and turn it on.

    As if pet adoption centers don't have enough of a backlog now...

  92. Oh, criminys... by KC7GR · · Score: 1

    So it's gotten to the point where the choice between a robotic dog and a real one is based primarily on cost of ownership?

    I pray that we, as a race, never descend to such an emotional low point. How can you place a monetary value on things like loyalty, affection, and playtime? How about saving the life of an animal who might otherwise have been euthanized simply because they were unwanted?

    And that doesn't even touch on the added security for yourself, your family, and your house.

    My first sight of the Aibos and their ilk turned me cold within seconds wondering "Good Lord, why?!" I see no reason to change that opinion. Sony can take what they want and shove it up their waste-disposal plumbing.

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    Bruce Lane, KC7GR,

    Blue Feather Technologies

  93. Trap and return by Roanna · · Score: 1

    Cats that are spayed/neutered and returned to their old hunting grounds perform two valuable functions: They kill vermin and their presence prevents other ferals from entering the territory.

    Usually organizations that trap "strays" place the cats that are socialized and which have been dumped for adoption. Feral cats are either released into a supervised colony or in the north they are sent to businesses to be working cats.

    Eileen H. Kramer/Roanna/ZOIDRubashov
    http://zc2zc3.st

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  94. Re:OT - In reponse to an OT that got modded up. . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The time is gone, the song is over,
    Thought I'd something more to say...

  95. why? by esper_child · · Score: 1

    Why would anyone want a robotic dog? Can you teach it to bit the mailman? Can i teach it to save peoples lives? Looks to me all that these will be used for is to do stupid tricks and other little things. Why would someone possibly pay 850+ (be realistic here, there will be shipping) for something that you can't do a whole lot with. Hell you can't even eat it to save myself. Now make one that can fetch ducks, bite people, and gerenally do the security thing of attacking intruders and you might have a useful item on your hands. But this looks like just another gimmicy useless thing to come out of Sony.

  96. Will They? by CNO+Dave · · Score: 1

    Will Robodog hang his head out the window of the car leaving a trail of slober on the back window?? Will Robodog dive into the lake to chase fish? Will Robodog charge a animal or person so that you can escape? I know my dog loves me, I doubt my computer cares one way or the other.

  97. Robot cats more cost-effective! by seanmeister · · Score: 3, Funny

    Robot cats are the way to go here... they're much cheaper to make, since they only need to be programmed to sit there and ignore you...

  98. Battery Life in laptops by jawtheshark · · Score: 1
    I have had 2 different laptops and over their lifetime (one got 3 years old before breaking) and the current one is 5 years old battery lifetime kept about the same (perhaps 85% of original lifetime). Both machines had NiCad batteries which are known for memory effect: batteries tend to "remember" when they are fully charged even if they are not.
    You probably do something wrong (which a lot of people tend to do), namely plug in the power supply when your battery is half charged. If your are on battery, use it until you get the warning that battery is nearly empty. If you are impatient, write a little script that writes alot on the disk to drain the batteries.

    I do not have laptop experience with LiIon or NiMH batteries, but I heard they don't have the same problems as NiCad batteries. My cellphone has LiIon and it seems that I can recharge it even when no completely empty, but I prefer not to.

    I think, with a bit discipline the Aibo batteries could last very long :-)

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    1. Re:Battery Life in laptops by IronChef · · Score: 2


      This last battery was a lithium-ion job. And it was almost never used. It still crapped out as fast as any other rechargeable I have used -- and I babied them too. I'd never recharge until the battery was drained and all that good stuff. It didn't seem to make a difference. Just my luck, I guess.

  99. Vet bills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, so you'll be paying $1000 to the vet for your dog. And you expect your Aibo to operate flawlessly without any sort of maintenance over a period of 10 years?
    I'd think, if you leave you aibo on as often as your dog would be awake, it would have worn through its gears and eveything in about a year.

  100. Robot dog and problems with engineers by Topgun1 · · Score: 1

    I can see a VERY big problem here, namely as far as us engineers are concerned. That is, I can see a lot of us engineers having fun by modifying Fido to get more horsepower, be more efficient, and go from zero to mailman in 1.3 seconds.

    God help us.

  101. Apartments by Riff10111 · · Score: 1

    Sure, real pets are nicer, but what about those of us that live in no-pet zones? For many people, a robot pet'd be better than no pet at all. Myself included.

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