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  1. Oh Great...A New Wave Of Spam on Freaky Flash 6 Fishy Features · · Score: 3, Funny

    Tomorrow's InBox:

    From: xxxx
    Subj: Come see My Hot WebCam!
    From: xxxx
    Subj: We're waiting for you!
    From: xxxx
    Subj: Flash Installed, See Bubba pick at his ass-crack

  2. In Related News... on Do Strangelets Pass Through Earth? · · Score: 2

    Scientists at the SNO facililty have reported that their detector has sprung a leak!

  3. Re:Localized effects of high density matter on Do Strangelets Pass Through Earth? · · Score: 2

    Of course, that's after making the assumption that you know can predict the *exact* position of the warhead when the particle would arrive.

    No easy feat!

  4. Update: CodeWeavers has posted a Reply! on Two Helpings of WINE · · Score: -1, Troll

    CodeWeavers CEO Jeff Gribdule has posted a reply to CEO Gavriel State's email.

    Though brief, Gribdule has stated that his reply manages to address all of the issues Gavriel has introduced, and reaffirms Codeweaver's stance on loosening their licensing scheme.

    Codeweavers' reply may be found here

  5. New Poll! on This Place is Not a Place of Honor · · Score: 2

    Best RadioActive Waste Warning Sign for 10,000 years from now:

    That dude from Robocop who fell into the waste.
    Funny Girl!
    The Hawk-man
    Barney Frank
    CowboyNeal

  6. Re:Skull and Cross Bones on This Place is Not a Place of Honor · · Score: 2

    I seriously DOUBT that children 10,000 years from now are going to know what the hell pirates were.

    -D

  7. No Benefits to OSS'ing this - Even ESR Says So on How to "Open Source" Custom, Contract Software? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In The Cathedral and the Bazaar, Raymond mentions a case where he spoke with a small company about some peculiar software they used for their product.
    The company asked him if OSS'ing their software would be beneficial. His reply was "no", since the software had a somewhat limited application outside the context of this company.

    The situation cited in the article sounds similar to the one ESR mentions, so I would have to say "Nay" here.

    -PS. The story was in his book, The Cathedral and the Bazaar, so I am not certain if it exists in the online white paper of the same name.

  8. Re:Oh, NO! on Bootleg Star Wars AotC Debuts on Internet · · Score: 2

    Um.... let's take a closer look at that number:

    Current population of US: 287,000,000 people.

    287,000,000 * .0002 = 57,400

    57,400 * $9/tik = $ 516,600

    That's half a million dollars, gross revenue, lost.

    That's still some damn good fodder for the MPAA.

  9. Re:Plagarism? on Spider-Man, Star Wars and the Power of Myth · · Score: 2

    Since plagiarism first began...

    If an author uses a sufficiently unique word or phrase or passage in a particular context, reusing that word or phrase or passage, in the same context, without citing the original work or author, constitutes plagiarism.
    .period.

  10. Plagiarist!! on Spider-Man, Star Wars and the Power of Myth · · Score: 2

    The below post was Necromancer's, but it is extremely important to point out this illegal act of Katz's:


    I couldn't help but notice that Mr. Katz is not using his original thoughts, but plagirizing from an article posted here on /. earlier today.

    Mr. Katz's quote:
    most elemental tenets of myth, especially when compared to the increasingly elephantine Skywalker saga,

    Quote from NY Times article, posted here [nytimes.com]:
    and perhaps inwardly suspecting that the whole elephantine system is rotten.

    Geez, stop stealing others' stuff and get an original thought, will ya?

    Attention all planets of the Solar Federation! We have assumed control! - Neil Peart

  11. Naboo Gets What it Deserves! on Star Wars: AOTC Reviews Pour In · · Score: 1

    What kind of damn stupid crack-heads elect a 12 year old as queen, anyway?

    For that matter, what society elects a Queen??!?

  12. Re:Holy fuck! on How IBM (and Open Source) Won eBay · · Score: 1

    Thank you. Your penis is small.

  13. Tomorrow's News Headlines: on How IBM (and Open Source) Won eBay · · Score: 5, Funny

    IBM Cited In Massive Online Scam
    Reuters, Inc.

    Ebay (www.ebay.com, NSDQ: EBAY), the world's largest online auction site, is reporting that it has been hoodwinked in an internet scam, involving International Business Machines (IBM), Inc.
    "They promised us all of these great services, and even showed us pictures and everything", claims Dave Hubnard, Ebay's CTO.
    "It looked so, perfect. They responded to all of our emails quickly and professionally. I really don't know what happened. They even sniped in at the last minute with an ultra-low bid."
    Shocked and bewildered, Ebay employees are uncertain when, or if, they will ever see the new services promised to them by IBM.
    Attempted telephone calls to IBM headquarters were returned with a "disconnected service" answer.
    Just hours before the deal was closed, IBM had the address of its corporate headquarters changed to a PO Box address in the sourthern section of Jacksonville, FL.

  14. Microsoft is Down With OCC on Microsoft's Overlooked Code Theft · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is not terribly surprising, considering that Microsoft has been down with OCC (other companies' code) for years.

    Don't forget about one of the best arguments against Microsoft's FUD regarding the evils of OSS:

    OSS is what keeps Windows connected to the Internet

    -D

  15. Re:Of Security: Linux and Microsoft on Ask Alan Cox, Activist · · Score: 1


    I agree -- that's a really lame question to have a mod of 5.

    the quick answer: "It doesn't help to lock the barn doors once the cows get out. You can't just add security to an os which doesn't have it."


    That should read:
    the wrong answer: "It doesn't help to lock the barn doors once the cows get out. You can't just add security to an os which doesn't have it."

    Does this mean that Linux has been secure since the first line of code was written?
    ...and the same goes for Apache?
    ...Sendmail?
    ...SSH?

    You're saying, "You can't add this feature because it hasn't been added"

    Security is a feature, not unlike an integrated web browser. Granted, it is a feature which has many cross-cutting concerns, and would require reworking many parts of Windows. However, it can and it WILL be done. Only a great fool would fail to recognize it.

  16. Old News... on Microsoft's $40 Billion On Hand · · Score: 1


    Yeah, I'm a troll or whatever.

    However, this is seriously OLD news. I read about MS's cash reserves about 1.5 years ago in the Boston Globe.

  17. Of Security: Linux and Microsoft on Ask Alan Cox, Activist · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Alan,

    On the enterprise side, one of the greatest strengths of Linux has been its ability to be an extremely secure OS.
    Now that Microsoft has shifted its focus to security being the top priority, and given their ability to shift gears extremely quickly and effectively (ala Internet Explorer), it is quite apparent that Microsoft will be contending for top honors in the security area within the next 2-3 years.

    What impact, if any, do you perceive this having on Linux development, Linux deployment, and the Linux community in general?

  18. How Universe Theory is Like Code on Cyclic Universe a Possibility · · Score: 2

    I love how all these new theories are "O so much better" than the Big Bang theory. Oftentimes they cite how this new theory takes into account all of these interesting phenomena which the Big Bang theory does not, or does with this additional theory...

    It reminds me of how some programmers wish to totally rewrite a program with a different design, stating that the new design will take into account all of the issues which were fixed with patches in the other program.

    Well, if this new theory (program) DIDN'T take those phenomena (bugs) into consideration, the theory (program) wouldn't even be considered....

    Hindsight is 20/20.

  19. Re:Old School on Spider-Man 2002 vs. Spider-Man 1992 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Wow! you mean that there is actually a Spiderman movie from which they didn't remove the World Trade Center?

    This IS News!

  20. And It Serves Them Right! on Quantum3D/NVIDIA technology: Military Applications · · Score: 2


    Those Limey bastards were probably trying to sneak up and take the colonies back!

  21. Re:Not terribly surprising... on Quantum3D/NVIDIA technology: Military Applications · · Score: 2
    Why go to the trouble of developing a chipset from scratch, when you can just use one that's already been developed?


    Because....many of those (not all) commercial off-the shelf (COTS) items don't live up to MIL-spec.
    While you might not run Quake3 in:

    sub-zero temperatures (-50F)
    desert temperatures (130F)
    low/no/exo atmospheric conditions
    a Nuclear Environment (OPINE)
    chemical/biological agent environment
    the middle of an electro-magnetic pulse (EMP)

    Chances are, the military equipment will.

    And don't forget the fact that such equipment is typically designed to go into some kind of vessel, so you need to take into account:
    energy consumption
    thermal dissapation
    physical area

    When designing electronics for planes, ships, vehicles, etc. the ultimate goal is to provide a maximum GFLOP per watt per square inch

    That's why the DoD spends so much money on some
    of these things...

  22. Why Not Just Suppress The Ads? on Slashdot Subscription Update · · Score: 2

    With something like the Proxomitron
    (dun, Dun, DUNNN! )

    (Sorry, but whenever I mention the Proxomitron (dun, dun DUNN! ), I am compelled to add the authoritative interlude)

  23. Give them A Break... on Intel Shows Off 'Banias' Chip for Mobile Devices · · Score: 2

    Just look at the other options they were hemming and hawing...:

    Fluffernutter
    ZippyChippy
    SnuggleMuffin
    CindiLauper

    Not to mention this Goddamn thing. How the hell are you supposed to pronounce that??

    Frankly, I'm thankful for Banias...

  24. New Poll!! on Intel Shows Off 'Banias' Chip for Mobile Devices · · Score: 5, Funny
    With the new "Banias" line of Intel portable processors, which of the following should be Intel's new company mascot?


    1. This guy
    2. This guy
    3. This guy
    4. This guy
    5. This gal
    6. CowboyNeal!

  25. Wait A Minute! on Black Is The New Beige · · Score: 2

    I think they got that backwards...

    Isn't beige the new black ??