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Microsoft's $40 Billion On Hand

eMilkshake writes "CNN/Money magazine report here that Microsoft has more liquid reserves than 'Ford, ExxonMobil and Wal-Mart have combined' and 'enough to buy the entire airline industry -- twice. Or all the gold in Fort Knox, four times over. It is enough to buy 23 space shuttles or every major professional baseball, basketball, football and hockey team in America.' This is thanks to (according to WinInfo Update) the fact that 'Microsoft handles its investments with an inhouse software application called--seriously--the Catastrophe Hedging Program 2.5.' I wonder what I would do with $40 billion?"

789 comments

  1. It's about tax evasion... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If Microsoft declares a dividend, the shareholders have to pay taxes. If they hold the money in reserve, they only pay taxes when they sell.

    1. Re:It's about tax evasion... by mikosullivan · · Score: 3, Informative
      (IANAL) That was the first thing I thought about. The problem (for MS) is that that's theoretically illegal. You aren't allowed to hold more reserves than you need just so your shareholders can avoid taxes.

      That's the theory. I'm sure the MS lawyers have a more profitable reality. Personally I've always thought it was a stupid law: it punishes companies that build themselves a solid shelter for the rainy times.

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    2. Re:It's about tax evasion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Microsoft is also getting away with not paying any accumulated earnings tax. This tax is designed to tax companies that are accumulating excess earnings and do not pay dividends.

      By not paying dividends, Microsoft is able to shift the tax expense to the shareholders at the lower capital gains rate when the shareholders sell stock. Bill Gates and his crew sell a large amount of Microsoft stock each year.

      I believe Ralph Nader has already been looking into this.

      Go Ralph!!

    3. Re:It's about tax evasion... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, it's more likely they've found a loophole. The way I read it (very briefly) Microsoft likely doesn't fall under the category of "Personal Holding Company", because 50% of the corporation's stock is not held by fewer than 5 individuals. Microsoft also can argue that they're actually going to use all that cash - someday. IAAPTP, but this is not legal or tax advice.

    4. Re:It's about tax evasion... by guacamolefoo · · Score: 5, Informative

      It's not even close to tax evasion. Ta evasion is illegal. Tax avoidance through compliance with the code and regulations is just being smart.

      Companies are pretty much free to retain their earnings for reinvestment. There are some limitations on this general rule, but generally it is kosher (there's an old case - Dodge v. Ford Motor Co. - 204 Mich. 459, 170 N.W. 668 (1919))- in which the Dodge brothers sued Henry Ford for, among other things, retaining too much cash and not paying dividends).

      There are also a number of tax cases where C corporations (whose dividends are taxable if distributed to shareholders) have been nagged by the IRS to declare dividends. The theory is that the retention of the cash has no real business purpose and it is being done solely for the avoidance of taxes. This is one way the Service can enforce what is called the "business purpose" doctrine.

      Microsoft has answered claims such as you raised before, and it is a non-issue now. Especially in today's world of hyper-leveraged balance sheets collapsing, there is no way that Microsoft's war chest will be questioned by the IRS.

    5. Re:It's about tax evasion... by guacamolefoo · · Score: 3, Informative

      Personal holding companies are targeted at people who seek to incorporate their personal lives (in a nutshell). Someone like Sarah Jessica Parker could conceivably create SJP Inc. and avoid paying payroll taxes to herself on what would otherwise be wages. She could also distribute shares to her friends and family (kids) in an effort to shuffle income off her return (personal holding companies pre-dated the kiddie tax, so at one point the PHC was necessary to prevent this sort of thing).

      In any case, it is absolutely clear that MS is not a PHC.

      Guac-foo.

    6. Re:It's about tax evasion... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You are correct. "Tax evasion" was the wrong phrase. "Screwing over the American public by legally avoiding taxes" would be better.

    7. Re:It's about tax evasion... by guacamolefoo · · Score: 1

      Personal holding company _regulations_...

      Forgot that part.

    8. Re:It's about tax evasion... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      How does one go about "unsubmitting" a comment? You're right. I'm wrong. I'm going to go to sleep now.

    9. Re:It's about tax evasion... by guacamolefoo · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Are you screwing over the "American public" by not paying more than you are legally required to pay?

      Guac-foo.

    10. Re:It's about tax evasion... by Znork · · Score: 2

      No, it's 'tax-innovation', a right they have and are exercising. Must guard that right to 'innovate'.

      Companies can retain earnings for reinvestment, and some to guard against a rainy day, but that isnt what Microsoft is doing.

      It should be blindingly obvious to anyone who's even caught a whiff of a newspaper the last ten years that Microsoft does not _care_ if what they are doing is, in fact, illegal. It isnt illegal until they are convicted of it, and even then they can pay their way out of a punishment.

    11. Re:It's about tax evasion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      despite claims to the contrary, the slashdot janitors have deleted posts in the past (or moderated them down to -5, so you need to set the threshold in the URL to view it). That's the closest to unsubmitting you can get.

      Here's how. Post something copyrighted by the Co$ (they'll delete it and make some bogus claim, "we believe we have the right to post it, but our lawyers advised us that it would be a long and costly lawsuit..."), or post a post that exposes a bug in SLASH (like javascript within <a > to dynamically insert forbidden html).

      Also, if you want to lose moderator priveledge, repost the "moderation investigation" thread.

    12. Re:It's about tax evasion... by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

      Companies are pretty much free to retain their earnings for reinvestment.

      unfortunately that means: leveraging the os monopoly by coding competitors software ideas directly into the operating system, knocking them out of business, and making even more for reinvestment, repeat.

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    13. Re:It's about tax evasion... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      I don't make nearly enough money to screw over the American public.

    14. Re:It's about tax evasion... by krlynch · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I guess I don't see how not paying taxes you don't owe (your "legally avoiding taxes") is "screwing over the American public". The rules were set by representatives YOU (not MSFT) elected, and if you don't like the rules, lobby to get them changed ... but don't accuse the people and corporations who actually follow the rules of being tax cheats.

      Let me put this another way: Do YOU give the government more tax revenue than you are required to do by law? If not, you hardly have a right to complain about others doing exactly what you are doing....

    15. Re:It's about tax evasion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For those who don't know Dodge v. Ford...

      Ford (company) was paying quarterly dividends, but was accumulating massive amounts of cash. Henry Ford (and the board of directors) wanted to reinvest the money. Dodge wanted a special dividend declared. Ford refused, Dodge sued, and the courts ruled that the only purpose of a company is to make money for it's stockholders, and must declare a special dividend. Henry Ford got upset and bought back all his stock from Dodge, who went on to start his own Automobile company.

      Obviously, since 1919, things have changed quite a bit (great depression, tax laws, increased numbers of stockholders). Today, the board of directors is given much more leniency to use profits to increase company goodwill (ie charitable donations) or reinvest them. Additionally, long term capital gains are taxed at a lower bracket than dividends, so shareholders and mutual fund managers often prefer the company keep most or all of their profits.

    16. Re:It's about tax evasion... by jgerman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      representatives YOU (not MSFT) elected


      This is a joke right. It's gotta be. You can't possibly think for a second that you have more of a voice in government than Microsoft (any large corp actually).

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    17. Re:It's about tax evasion... by GMontag · · Score: 1, Troll

      Screwing over who by doing what? Hey, it is a business not a friggin charity. If YOU want to send every penny that YOU make to the IRS and thus avoid the pot/kettle comparison, feel free to do so.

      Also, whoever on this thread proposed that corporations are required to distribute earnings is confusing the tax category of not-for-profit with for-profit organizations. Perhaps from some socialist dilusion that every penny made by productive elements of the economy needs to go through the feds for redistribution to Liberal Arts and Sciences departments, as well as other government welfare programs.

    18. Re:It's about tax evasion... by Qrlx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Amen. Money = Free speech, which means Microsoft has about 40 billion more things to say than I do.

      If you were a legislator, who would you listen to? Some guy who will vote for you once, or the guy who will send out an email to his thousands of workers saying that Uncle Bill wants you to vote for X, because that will make your stock options value go up, and backs that up with big donations of soft money so you can run ads saying Vote for Me.

      The view that the representatives serve the will of the people is short-sighted and overly simplistic. Don't believe everything they teach you in grade school.

    19. Re:It's about tax evasion... by infochuck · · Score: 1

      It's not even close to tax evasion. Ta evasion is illegal. Tax avoidance through compliance with the code and regulations is just being smart.

      I thought it was "avoision"...

    20. Re:It's about tax evasion... by Alzheimers · · Score: 1

      Let me put this another way: Do YOU give the government more tax revenue than you are required to do by law?

      No...it just feels like it

    21. Re:It's about tax evasion... by fmaxwell · · Score: 2

      Tax avoidance through compliance with the code and regulations is just being smart.

      And donating huge sums of money to Congressional campaigns to get these favorable loopholes is just good business? This just goes to show that something can be legal and still be unethical.

    22. Re:It's about tax evasion... by tshak · · Score: 2

      "Screwing over the American public by legally avoiding taxes" would be better.

      Then change the laws. Or, critique IBM, Boeing, AOL/TW, Dell, ATT, and every other major corporation that follows these standard business practices. Personally, I agree with your philospohy, and I think that there things that needed to be changed in America. This is nothing unique to MS.

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    23. Re:It's about tax evasion... by Falcula · · Score: 1

      That's one of my favorite Kent Brockman statements... right behind "...which, if true, means death for us all."

      -go ahead, moderate me offtopic

    24. Re:It's about tax evasion... by NDPTAL85 · · Score: 1

      You can stop coming down on microsoft's legal activities just to win brownie points on slashdot now

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    25. Re:It's about tax evasion... by dbrutus · · Score: 2

      Actually, you probably do, whether you know it or not. The tax law has grown so convoluted, even the IRS can't be counted on to know the right answer to a tax question and if you ask them, their answer will have you paying more to them than if you brought it before a judge (not counting court costs of course).

      DB

    26. Re:It's about tax evasion... by VEGx · · Score: 1

      M$ is screwing much more wider public than US, it's world wide. And the people in Asia, who still get screwed by M$, cannot elect people in US. You might say, well, it's their problem, let them elect better representatives in Asia. But the thing is that since many transactions nowadays are made over internet, the local governments have nothing to say in this. I'm very close to suggest "Let's nationalize M$!" but more like in a global manner...

    27. Re:It's about tax evasion... by Substation8 · · Score: 1

      I completely agree with your comment about taxes. Who would pay what the law says they don't owe.

      However, if you think my vote counts for more than msft's campaign contributions, you are seriously deluded and need help.

    28. Re:It's about tax evasion... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      representatives YOU (not MSFT) elected In which district does MSFT vote? Money can influence the outcome, but it's the people and not the corporations that cast votes. If Big Money gets its way more often than not, it's only because WE let it happen.
    29. Re:It's about tax evasion... by Tony · · Score: 2

      Money can influence the outcome, but it's the people and not the corporations that cast votes. If Big Money gets its way more often than not, it's only because WE let it happen.

      There is a very strong correlation between the amount of money spent on a campaign, and the results of the campaign. The more you spend, the more likely you are to win.

      Plus, once in power, to whom is a legislator more likely to listen, a giant corp with $40B in the bank, or some schmuck from New Jersey with a $400 bank balance?

      In our society, money == power. You are more likely to influence other people if you have money. If you have a lot of money, you have a lot more influence.

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    30. Re:It's about tax evasion... by cmkrnl · · Score: 1

      You fscking hypocrite, until you give away all your assets and live off the average daily wage in some shithole like plains of Ougadugu. You have no right to criticise.

      You're just A.N other begrudging hand wringing socialist.

      Curmudgeon.

    31. Re:It's about tax evasion... by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 2


      You do actually have more power over the government than Microsoft or any large corporation. You have to power to vote your representative out of office, which those companies don't. Rich people can't actually buy votes; they can only spend large amounts of money to convince voters to elect people who will work for big business over the voter's interest.
      The real problem is that the majority of voters in this country are a bunch of idiots that do not make the effort to find out what is going on, and make their government run the way they wish. On one hand, negative campaign ads were a ridiculous waste of money if targeted to voters like myself.
      I would never let myself be influenced by what a TV commercial said to determine who I should keep in office. But there are enough retards with voting rights that apparently will let the TV and radio tell them who they should elect. I saw the Clinton/Lewinsky witchhunt as nothing more than rich Republicans trying to subvert the democratic process because they had the money and influence.

      Corporations do not buy elections, they spend money to "fool" us into voting for people that will work for the corporations.

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    32. Re:It's about tax evasion... by jgerman · · Score: 2

      You do actually have more power over the government than Microsoft or any large corporation. You have to power to vote your representative out of office, which those companies don't. Rich people can't actually buy votes; they can only spend large amounts of money to convince voters to elect people who will work for big business over the voter's interest.


      Nonsense. To start, it doesn't matter who you vote into office, they are they subject to voting the way the money blows. As far as the rich buying votes. Of course not directly, but indirectly the more money you have to throw around the liklier it is that you'll get your way.

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    33. Re:It's about tax evasion... by why-is-it · · Score: 2

      Rich people can't actually buy votes; they can only spend large amounts of money to convince voters to elect people who will work for big business over the voter's interest.

      Not quite.

      Large corporations spend a lot of time lobbying politicians and making campaign donations. I don't think this is done for benevolent reasons. These donations are likely considered an investment, and naturally the corporations expect a return on this investment.

      The end results are usually seen in the legislation. Consider the bills tabled by Hollings. Is it a coincidence that the industry that will benefit the most from his proposed legislation just happens to be the industry that has bankrolled him through the last couple of elections?

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    34. Re:It's about tax evasion... by xtheunknown · · Score: 2

      Call me an idealist, but you CAN change the law through voting. If you don't like the law and your local rep voted for that law, get rid of him/her. If enough people get mad, mountains can be moved. This is harder at the national level, but very possible at the local level.

      Bill Gates only has one vote. Even if all the MSFT employees voted the way Bill wanted them to, they are only 10,000 versus millions of non-MSFT voters, and this would only really effect Seattle/Washington State.

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    35. Re:It's about tax evasion... by colmore · · Score: 2

      I love the conservatives who post to slashdot.

      By suggesting that Microsoft pay taxes on their income comparable to what working families pay, we are "socialists."

      Perhaps liberals, perhaps a tinge anti-corporate (or at least not rabidly pro-corporate) but certainly not socialist. i'd invest in a good dictionary and history of political thought.

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    36. Re:It's about tax evasion... by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      You are correct. "Tax evasion" was the wrong phrase. "Screwing over the American public by legally avoiding taxes" would be better.

      That depends on whether you believe money (or other property) belongs (a) to the people, corporations, etc. who earn it or (b) to the government. Given that a dollar in the private sector generates far more economic activity than a dollar held by Uncle Sam, I would say that your position is incorrect. Tax avoidance isn't tax evasion, but it isn't "screwing the public" either.

      Let me guess...you've never used TurboTax (or similar software) to minimize the taxes you pay. If you have, then explain the difference between you doing that with your income and MSFT doing something similar with its income.

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    37. Re:It's about tax evasion... by cmkrnl · · Score: 1


      The HARD indisputable facts are that the top 50% of earners in most western economies pay 90% of the taxes.

      faux concern mixed with economic illiteracy on behalf of 'working families' doesnt change that fact one iota.

      Curmudgeon

    38. Re:It's about tax evasion... by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 2

      Not quite.

      Please now realize that nothing you wrote actually refutes what I stated.

      Large corporations spend a lot of time lobbying politicians

      Money that is spent to communicate to the politician how they want the legislation to read and/or be enacted. After all, they spent all that money to convince the sheep to elect the corporation's manservant, they should at least be able to tell the politician how the company wants them to vote.

      and making campaign donations.

      Which generally can only be used to convince the sheep to reelect the politician.

      I don't think this is done for benevolent reasons. These donations are likely considered an investment, and naturally the corporations expect a return on this investment.

      Duh, O King of the Obvious. But it doesn't change the fact that The Rich cannot buy votes to elect their representatives, they can only use it to convince the sheep to elect whom the Rich want to represent them. Think to your Hollings example. Why isn't the CBDTPA on the floor right now? Its because enough politicians have gotten the message from their constituents to kill the bill.

      Think. If I don't like the way my representative votes, I can vote for his/her opponent. The corporation can't do that. His campaign contributions can't do that. No amount of TV commercials can do that. My point is: don't blame the rich, blame the voter. If problems in government are not corrected, its because the voters have not booted out the losers who has been working for the corporations instead of the voters. If you tell your representatives how they should vote, and you vote for a polician based on thorough review of his record, consider yourself absolved from the governmental mess that is this country.

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    39. Re:It's about tax evasion... by why-is-it · · Score: 2

      But it doesn't change the fact that The Rich cannot buy votes to elect their representatives, they can only use it to convince the sheep to elect whom the Rich want to represent them.

      Like I said before, not quite. I think that in addition to being brutally self-interested, corporations are also pretty smart. They don't make a donation to just one candidate - they donate to *both* parties. Naturally the incumbant gets the most since that individual can be of more immediate use, but they cover their bets just in case. It is highly unlikely that either candidate you get to choose from is unsullied by corporate interests. And in the off-chance that someone who has not yet been co-opted manages to get elected, the corporate bagmen are more than happy to meet with Mr. Smith when he goes to Washington and explain their position and make a nice donation to the re-election fund.

      Your argument implies there is a real choice when it comes to the ballot box. Unfortunately, I do not think that is necessarily true.

      Probably the best thing to do would be to eliminate corporate donations to political parties and limit the maximum amount of annual donations one person could make. It would also be helpful to eliminate third-party partisan election campaigning, but I doubt any of these options are possible. Other alternatives might include limiting the term of the incumbant -either by legislation or strategic voting. That way, each special interest group would have to bribe^H^H^H^H^Hpersuade new politicians to support their cause more often.

      If you tell your representatives how they should vote, and you vote for a polician based on thorough review of his record, consider yourself absolved from the governmental mess that is this country

      Since I don't live in your country, I cannot be blamed. :-)

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    40. Re:It's about tax evasion... by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 2


      There's always a choice. Vote for the politician that is unbribed. Look at Ventura in Minnesota. He may not be the most desirable of candidate, but if voters took their job seriously, they'd boot out the incumbent, whether democan or republicrat.

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    41. Re:It's about tax evasion... by Mahonrimoriancumer · · Score: 1

      There is a very strong correlation between the amount of money spent on a campaign, and the results of the campaign. The more you spend, the more likely you are to win.

      That happened here in Colorado. Jared Polis spent over $1,000,000 of his own money to win the at large Jefferson County school board seat. The loser only spent $10,000.

      Polis won by a margin of less than 50 votes.

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    42. Re:It's about tax evasion... by Mahonrimoriancumer · · Score: 1

      We should then fine Microsoft $41 billion and wipe out their reserve.

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    43. Re:It's about tax evasion... by rapidweather · · Score: 1

      It's fantastic, really, that a company can amass such an amount of cash, in a day of income taxes as we now have. There was a time in American business history before income taxes, and some did manage to create great wealth. Windows is just an operating system, and we have all paid dearly to get it on our computers. Linux, as we now enjoy it, apparently came along too late. I use Linux, and pay very little for Redhat, Mandrake, etc. I even have a neat little linux called Grey Cat Linux, that I managed to download using dialup. Now I have that on all my computers. No, it does not compare to Windows. Really, Windows 3.1 was the stuff of dreams. I have that, and use Netscape (have for years) Eudora, and have enjoyed the Internet with that wonderful operating system. Then there is the grand and glorious Windows 98. Only Linux, with the virtual desktops is more fun. After being exposed to that, Windows 98, for all that it is, feels cramped. I say good for Microsoft, however, because very few of us would want to cook up our own operating system, or even have any idea how to begin. By "us", I mean the millions that have purchased Windows, and created the 40 billion cash on hand that they now have.

    44. Re:It's about tax evasion... by psiogen · · Score: 1

      What do you do when *all* the candidates are getting bribed?

    45. Re:It's about tax evasion... by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      That depends on whether you believe money (or other property) belongs (a) to the people, corporations, etc. who earn it or (b) to the government.

      Not really. The government has already decided that it's going to collect taxes. The only question left is whether Bill Gates will pay more, less, or an equal percentage. And as it turns out, he pays a much lower percentage, by manipulating the sytem.

    46. Re:It's about tax evasion... by shyster · · Score: 2
      Given that a dollar in the private sector generates far more economic activity than a dollar held by Uncle Sam, I would say that your position is incorrect.

      Hmmm...Conservatives often spout that belief, but, for the life of me, I can't figure out how that could possibly be. In the end, both the dollar spent by the private sector and the dollar spent by the government end up back in the economy, to be recycled again thru both private and governmental spending yet again.

      If you're talking savings (or, in effect, taking 10% of the dollar out of the economy--IIRC, that's the amount banks are req'd to keep on hand), then I'd have to say that the gov't "saving" the dollar is more beneficial to the economy. After all, we all know that the gov't (the US, at least) doesn't even know how to save...yet, obviously Microsoft does. Gov't savings are used to buy back T-bonds from investors, who then reinvest or spend that money. MS's savings (a portion of at least) is sitting in a bank, with only 90% available for reinvestment.

      Rebuttal?

    47. Re:It's about tax evasion... by rat7307 · · Score: 1

      Ougadugu

      Remember this place for your next geography class

      Ougadugu, capital of Burkina Faso (Formerly Upper Volta)

      THE most trivial, useless bit of knowledge that you can ever know, but impresses the ass of geography teachers!!

      There is no point to this post BTW

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    48. Re:It's about tax evasion... by shyster · · Score: 2
      The HARD indisputable facts are that the top 50% of earners in most western economies pay 90% of the taxes.

      The other HARD indisputable fact is that 90% of the taxes will never be spent in ways to benefit me. They will, however, be spent in ways to benefit the upper income levels.

    49. Re:It's about tax evasion... by fferreres · · Score: 2

      Tax laws have a spirit. If you cleverly avoid the need to pay taxes, you are screwing the american public. The fact that you CAN get away for free means that they are playing nice with you. But you avoinding to pay taxes is not playing nice with your country.

      It is often the case that tax elusion is an investment in it's own sense. Say you have to spend $400.000 in accountants and lawers to pay 1% less of taxes. If you make $1B a year, the "investment" is worth. But if you are just a normal guy, you can't afford it.

      So the Average Joe is the one that can't take advantage of the tax "avoiding" holes. So eventually, law gets more complicated, and more A.J. get screwed, and big corps just need to "invest" a little more.

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    50. Re:It's about tax evasion... by slashdot_commentator · · Score: 2

      What do you do when *all* the candidates are getting bribed?

      Start your own political party. Try to see if you can get the judicial system to chase the down the lawbreakers. And then some people would recommend more radical action when problems cannot be redressed through the current system.

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    51. Re:It's about tax evasion... by irony+nazi · · Score: 2
      I'm sorry, I'm browsing at 5 and don't know what this thread is about. Mod me as offtopic if appropriate. I'm writing this to clear up a few things in guacamolefoo's post and say a few things in general about software companies.

      On the topic of dividends:

      MS doesn't need to pay dividends. They will continue to NOT pay dividends on the stock and the stockholders will be happy. Here's why:
      1. MS earns revenues, pays taxes on revenues (although MS pays little or no taxes, but that's a another tale).
      2. after-tax income would go to investors in the form of dividends
      3.investors pay taxes on dividends.
      What I desribe here is that the investors end up with income that has had taxes paid twice on it, which is rather watered down if you ask me. What I would rather have happen, and THIS is what MS is known for is the following:
      1. MS earns revenues and pays taxes on it.
      2. MS buys back its own stock
      3. Stock price increases substantially
      4. Investors have a capital gain, which they don't have to pay any taxes on until they sell their stock, and if they are smart, they will hardly pay any capital gains tax.

      On the topic of a MS having STAGGERING Cash on hand:

      This is acceptable and even expected. Look at balance sheets. MS has more cash-on-hand than Walmart, Exxon, and Ford combined. Is this a surprise? No. Walmart has thousands of chain stores accross the country. Exxon has billions of dollars worth of fuel pumping, refining, and distribution equipment. Ford has billions of dollars of factories, raw materials, and vehicles. If any of these companies had excess cash-on-hand, that means they wouldn't be making money off of it by building stores, or pipelines, or Vehicles. When you look at it this way, what does MS really have? They don't have much. They have one campus in Redmond Washington and a bunch of Intellectual property, which doesn't translate well to a financial statement.

      The only thing that gives MS *any* investment value is this $40B. The same holds for any software company and this is the reason that so many of the "mind-share" dot-com companies went bankrupt. If a software company doesn't have cash, then it doesn't have much of anything, and nobody wants to invest in it. You can't add *nix guru's and Aeron Chairs to your end-of-year report. *nix gurus can always get jobs elsewhere and Aeron chairs are, well, a waste of money.

      About catastrophe Hedging software:

      A lot of people on Slashdot have been writing that this software is to protect MS against a DOJ "disaster", a marketing flop (X-box?) or other lawsuits. This couldn't be further from the truth. Catastrophe Hedging is a very active part of finance and I can assure you that they hedging against large interest rate changes, stock-market disasters, foreign currency melt-downs, and Enrons... just like any other Risk Analysis software does. This is basic quantitative finance.

      To end this rant session, I would like to state that Quantitative finance is a very interesting and geeky field. It's the 100% math and computer field that is often overlooked by the geek community. Did you know that a large number of hedge funds use Linux primarily for their analysis computers? Did you know that PDE's and Stochastic Calculus runs rampant all throughout finance?

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    52. Re:It's about tax evasion... by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2

      That is such a fat load of crap it is amazing. Which wealthy folks does Welfare benefit, or Medicare, or public schools for that matter?

    53. Re:It's about tax evasion... by cmkrnl · · Score: 1

      How utterly ignorant can one individual be I wonder.

      Curmudgeon

    54. Re:It's about tax evasion... by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      Hmmm...Conservatives often spout that belief, but, for the life of me, I can't figure out how that could possibly be. In the end, both the dollar spent by the private sector and the dollar spent by the government end up back in the economy, to be recycled again thru both private and governmental spending yet again.

      In the private sector, a dollar gets bounced around between businesses and individuals. Let's say that I buy a TiVo at Circuit City. Circuit City pays its employees out of that money. One of those employees grabs a Big Mac on his lunch break. That money gets paid to a McDonald's employee, who buys a CD at the record store, etc. The more likely path that dollar will take through the government will be to pay off an old fart on Social Security or a welfare queen (but I repeat myself here) or throw the money down some pork-barrel rathole. At best, it might get tied up in capital expenses for infrastructure or something like that.

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    55. Re:It's about tax evasion... by colmore · · Score: 2

      Yes, but how much of the wealth of the nation does that top 50% hold?

      A few orders of magnitude closer to 100% than 90%

      And, I wasn't talking about wealthy individuals. I'm talking about corporations, which pay ridiculously low taxes. Especially when they bribe congress to actually write them *by name* into tax legislation.

      Microsoft has $40 Billion in liquid assets, how much will they have to pay on that? A hell of a lot less than if an individual held $40 Billion cash.

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    56. Re:It's about tax evasion... by cmkrnl · · Score: 1

      Why should they 'pay' anything ?

      I am sure as a card carrying socialist you are just dying to waste that money on the non productive members of society with votes purchased via the social welfare budget.

      Equality of result always returns the lowest common denominator.

      Curmudgeon

    57. Re:It's about tax evasion... by shyster · · Score: 2
      Hmmm...let's see. This should be pretty easy....
      Welfare benefits wealthy folks because it keeps the poor, huddled masses from amassing a revolution and forcefully taking Microsoft's/Bill Gates billions.
      Medicare benefits wealthy folks because it keeps the peons alive and well enough to perform manual labor for minimum wage, thereby increasing stockholder profit.
      Public schools benefit wealthy folks by giving them a (semi)educated workforce to perform menial labor for a (semi)living wage, thereby increasing stockholder profit. Also, it can be used to indoctrinate them into capitalism, thereby ensuring the wealthy folks' continued success.

      Now that I've finished with your uncreative argument, here's a few facts (Warning: the preceding link is to an Excel spreadsheet).

      The largest budget item is national defense. This is a greater benefit to others more wealthy than me for a few reasons. First, I have very little to defend. If China was to take over the US today, they would not seize my property or money...I have none. Bill Gates, however, would probably very quickly go from billionaire to thousandaire. (Of course, we would also both lose freedoms, but that would be an equal benefit.) Second, due to my lower income level, I cannot invest in stocks. Wealthy folks can invest in defense companies, and thereby increase their wealth (a good bit of the $300 billion will go to defense contractors).

      Social Security and Medicare are paid with seperate taxes. Those taxes are only levied on salaries up to (IIRC) $65,000/yr, so wealthy folks don't pay 90% of those programs.

      Health and Income Services, I'll have to admit, I'm a bit fuzzy on. I'll guess that Income Services are federal employee salaries? If that's the case, then we don't really need to discuss that. It obviously only benefits federal employees. Health, I really have no idea. Most hospitals (all?) are locally funded. Healthcare is privatized, and we all pay our HMO's for it....

      The only other large item is Net Interest. That's to pay interest on the federal debt, which is mostly in the hands of the wealthy in the form of treasury bonds. The linked article even states that Microsoft used to invest exclusively in treasury bonds. And of course, each deficit dollar spent helps the wealthy even more, as they can buy even more treasury bonds.

      "Education, training, employment and social services" is a paltry 3.3% of the federal budget (for 2000). Commerce and housing credits account for around 2/10 a percent. Natural resources and environment? 1.5%. Agriculture? 2%. Administration of justice? 1.5%. General gov't? Less than 1%. Transportation? Around 2.6%.

      Now, you tell me where all these benefits that I'm supposed to be getting are....

    58. Re:It's about tax evasion... by shyster · · Score: 1

      I'm wondering that too, Curmudgeon. Judging by your eloquent comment-with such an amazing amount of substance, clearly demonstrated intellectual capabilities, and penchant for rational discourse-I'd say the limits to which your ignorance can decline are unfathomable.

    59. Re:It's about tax evasion... by shyster · · Score: 2
      In the private sector, a dollar gets bounced around between businesses and individuals. Let's say that I buy a TiVo at Circuit City. Circuit City pays its employees out of that money. One of those employees grabs a Big Mac on his lunch break. That money gets paid to a McDonald's employee, who buys a CD at the record store, etc. The more likely path that dollar will take through the government will be to pay off an old fart on Social Security or a welfare queen (but I repeat myself here) or throw the money down some pork-barrel rathole. At best, it might get tied up in capital expenses for infrastructure or something like that.

      And the welfare queen or old fart on SS does what with that dollar? Burns it? No, they, of course, go out and buy something (probably a Tivo as well, but that's beside the point). Now that dollar follows the same path thru the economy as your dollar did.

      The pork barrel rathole, while inefficent and a general waste of taxpayer money, is simply a funnel to a private sector business. That private sector business pays its employess, who all go out and buy Tivos. Once again, that dollar follws the same path.

      If anything, I would argue that private sector money is LESS efficent at motivating the economy because for each dollar that gets spent in the private sector, a portion of it will end up in someone's bank account saved for a rainy day. The bank is required to hold back 10% of that portion, effectively removing it from circulation.

      The government, on the other hand, has no way to save a dollar (and wouldn't know how to, even if there was a way). Every dollar that finds it's way into the government is spent. Of course, it eventually ends back up in the private sector (to be stashed in a bank account), but it's at least 1 step behind the dollar that started in the private sector.

    60. Re:It's about tax evasion... by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2

      It's not every day that you meet someone as ignorant as you that is actually literate. Congratulations!

      Welfare benefits wealthy folks because it keeps the poor, huddled masses from amassing a revolution and forcefully taking Microsoft's/Bill Gates billions.

      Nine tenths of the world's population would give anything to live in the United States, and you are ignorant enough to think that the only thing keeping the "masses" from armed revolt is Welfare. You, my friend, need to lay of the ganga for a bit and get some fresh air. Only a small minority of people are on Welfare for any extended period of time. If this small bunch of misfits and losers ever actually organized they would find themselves facing 95% of the population that actually likes it here in the U.S.

      Needless to say the gene pool would get some needed cleansing in that uprising.

      Medicare benefits wealthy folks because it keeps the peons alive and well enough to perform manual labor for minimum wage, thereby increasing stockholder profit.

      Never mind that it would be cheaper to simply hire foreign workers. Your explanation doesn't even begin to explain why "the establishment" would waste good money on sick peons. The reason we have Medicare is that the "people" voted for it.

      Public schools benefit wealthy folks by giving them a (semi)educated workforce to perform menial labor for a (semi)living wage, thereby increasing stockholder profit. Also, it can be used to indoctrinate them into capitalism, thereby ensuring the wealthy folks' continued success.

      You need to go live somewhere in the world where they don't have public education (or poor public education). In the United States it is more than possible to get an education inexpensively. I should know. I am currently putting myself through college while working full time. Put a little work into our system and you would be surprised what it gets you. Next thing you know you aren't working for minimum wage.

      Guess what friend, life isn't fair. Someone will always be richer than you, happier than you, better looking than you, and smarter than you. On the flip side you could have been born in the Andean mountains, or in Afghanistan, or any number of other places that are far worse than the United States. Those folks dream of being able to take advantage of Medicare, or Welfare, and they would kill to get your "minimum wage." The world doesn't owe you anything.

  2. What to do with $40e9? by tsa · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would fund a project to get us to Mars with that much money.

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    1. Re:What to do with $40e9? by Andreas+Rueckert · · Score: 1

      Or feed all the hungry on this planet...

    2. Re:What to do with $40e9? by linzeal · · Score: 0, Troll

      By what, overthrowing the governments including the united states that are preventing that? Neo-liberalism teaches that you can solve all problems with state welfare, it doesn't work.

    3. Re:What to do with $40e9? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or he could hire a hitman to hunt you down and kill you for saying that.

    4. Re:What to do with $40e9? by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Or feed all the hungry on this planet...

      And what do you do the next day once the money's gone? Oh my god! The hungry are still there!

      When you realize that the reason people are hungry is not lack of food, you will be Enlightened.

      The reason people are hungry is not unequal distribution of wealth, it's because of unequal distribution of capitalism and freedom. Lack of food and money is a symptom, not a root cause.

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    5. Re:What to do with $40e9? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      By what, overthrowing the governments including the united states that are preventing that? Neo-liberalism teaches that you can solve all problems with state welfare, it doesn't work.
      That doesn't change the fact that $40 billion has the potential to feed the hungry, granted people didn't squander it, or complain about "state welfare". That is a noble and humane thought.

      How about establishing an international aid organization to feed the hungry? It's been done, with limited success, although not with $40 million.
    6. Re:What to do with $40e9? by bleckywelcky · · Score: 1


      "it's because of unequal distribution of capitalism and freedom."

      So your solution is to use the $40 billion to convert everyone to communism, thereby eliminating the very process that produced the $40 billion in the first place? There's a reason there are only 2 (maybe 3 or 4?) communist nations left in the world... it doesn't work.

      Well, I kinda guessed that wasn't your solution but right off the bat it sure sounds like that. However, how exactly do you propose we distribute capitalism and freedom evenly? That's a tough concept to even see. Eliminating the hunger for today alone would be rather easy, and quite inexpensive at that. I would guess that we could feed everyone in the world that is hungry for a million or two (possibly much less) a day. I mean, if the Christian Childrens Fund can feed, clothe, and educate a single kid for $.70 a day, then a million dollars could at least feed prolly over 1.5 million people a day. We could end world hunger - mind you, this is hunger, not poverty or the likes, we are only considering the people who it is absolutely impossible for to find food, no matter what (well, their lives depend on it, so I would assume they are trying pretty hard); I would imagine that the number of starving people in the world only reaches the thousands order (1k, 10k, 100k, up to 1M) - for a 100 days with a $100 million, only .25% of the $40 billion. during the same time we could provide tools, educations, irrigation, whatever to help them on their way to being self-sufficient in farming and whatnot.

      I wonder what the field of donations and community support looks like for MS. I would imagine that propositions would need to be passed through a set of board members, or even all of the shareholders through a vote, but even then with so much money on hand they should have a decently sized amount of donations and community support stacked up. If nothing else, this is a good way to write off certain taxes while bolstering their PR department.

    7. Re:What to do with $40e9? by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      So your solution is to use the $40 billion to convert everyone to communism, thereby eliminating the very process that produced the $40 billion in the first place?

      Actually, I was arguing exactly the opposite: The cure for hunger is MORE freedom and MORE capitalism.

      how exactly do you propose we distribute capitalism and freedom evenly?

      Unfortunately, there are only two ways:

      1) Go in, overthrow the government, install a new one, and do "nation building", or
      2) Subtly push and prod various governments to give more freedom to their people.

      (1) is the most direct (and arguably, most successful) way to go, but it does have the downside of being kind of socially unacceptible to a lot of the world. :) Which leaves us with (2), which is where we currently find ourselves.

      What we know DOESN'T work is dropping food and money on a place that can't handle it. The problem is that it tends not to find the people it's supposed to help, and just gets diverted to the corrupt government and/or corrupt "warlords".

      People very often discount the effect that the lack of infrastructure has on even the best intentions. Unfortunately, intentions aren't enough. [

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    8. Re:What to do with $40e9? by rnd() · · Score: 2
      I'm a fan of yours, but I disagree with your comment.

      If you view society as a machine as some self-proclaimed capitalists do, with each group serving as a necessary cog, then it is easy to draw the conclusion that the "poor" cog is necessary and that hunger, albeit unfortunate, is a necessary biproduct of the machine that is society.

      In reality, people who suffer at the 'bottom rung' of society are a valuable resource being wasted. Bad schools, starvation, etc., are an example of wasted potential Homo Economicus would not waste this resource if he had perfect rationality and perfect information. Alas, humans are not Homo Economicus. The fact that this resource gets wasted is a failure of information and therefore effectively a failure of rationality, but not a failure of capitalism itself.

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    9. Re:What to do with $40e9? by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      intentions aren't enough.

      I think I'm going to make that my new .sig. :)

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    10. Re:What to do with $40e9? by Calvinhood · · Score: 1

      You know, the funny thing is that there is enough food in these poor countries. From what I understand, there are huge stockpiles of grain and other consumables in places like Ethiopia and Afganistan.

      The problem is not a lack of food, the problem is getting it to the people that are hungry. Take Afganistan for example. The only way to get food to some 60% of the people who need it is via pack mule. For the uniformed, pack mules are not exactly an optimal means of transportation. In other places, the food is deliberately withheld by the current regime in power as a way to control the populace.

      Simply throwing more food at the problem is not going to help. If you really wanted to end world hunger, use that money to build a reliable infrastructure in places that don't have one, or use it to finance a coup against the evil men who use hunger as a political tool. Only then will you see progress.

    11. Re:What to do with $40e9? by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      the potential to feed the hungry...that is a noble and humane thought

      Noble, humane, and so blinded by its own karmic goodness that it will never see the truth

      The truth is: when you feed them all, they will just keep breeding like lemmings and creating more hungry mouths to feed.

      Perhaps it would make more sense if we didn't try to foist agriculture on third world countries. Agriculture is very labor intensive, encouraging subsistence farmers to have large families so they can work the land. You can see how this only makes the problem worse, I hope.

      As I understand it, even now the problem is not that there isn't enough food, it's that you can get the food to the people. Transportation of just about anything costs more than the actual production these days. On top of that, millions of starving poor people are an effective political tool for bringing UN aid to your country, which you can then seize and sell on the black market.

      It's a kind of blackmail, all these "feed the hungry" programs and the sooner we stop negotiating with terrorists the sooner the cycle of poverty will end. (extreme statement but I'm trying to make a point.)

      My solution would be: If you want free food aid, come get a vasectomy or tubal ligation. Otherwise you can find your food elsewhere. Don't like it? Then quit farming and go back to a sustainable economic model such as hunter-gatherers in pre-Colonia Africa. (And yes, most all africa's problems are Europe's fault. So are all Europe's problems Europe's fault.)

      OR: we could just wait for AIDS to kill all the poor in Africa. Give it about ten years. Only problem is, they'll go right back to subsistence farming again.

      These people will never learn so long as we keep giving them a handout every time the rains don't come. I've been seeing those "feed the children" ads for ~25 years on TV, and people are still starving. Is there no end

      It's like those morons who build their homes in the flood plains in the midwest. They get flooded, then the US Govt comes in and gives 'em money to start again. Ten years later they get flooded again. The cost is enormous, and we keep paying it over and over again because we're unwilling or unable to accept that there are some problems money can't solve.

      There are SOME PROBLEMS MONEY CAN'T SOLVE!

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    12. Re:What to do with $40e9? by dbrutus · · Score: 2

      Reread the Magic Cauldron. The marketplace of ideas is an arena where distribution and duplication costs are minimal and you never run out of any commodity. An unequal distribution of capitalism and freedom = some countries they leave people alone, some countries they rob and kill them at govt. whim. The countries in the second category are poor and hungry.

      There's not a lot of communism in that idea.

      DB

    13. Re:What to do with $40e9? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or unequal distribution of unfair economic conditions, unequal distribution of colonialism, etc. plenty of people in this world were doing fine before long-distance (usually grotesquely exploitive) trade unbalanced their precision socio-economic systems.

      we can say "they're not keeping up with reality" all we want, but we need to take responsibility for our actions as well, and realize that those aren't *direct* cause-effect relations.

    14. Re:What to do with $40e9? by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      a failure of rationality, but not a failure of capitalism itself.

      You seem to be "blaming the victim" here. It may be true that "capitalism itself" is not flawed, but when you consider the implementation of any political paradigm, you have to take into consideration HOW it will be implemented.

      For example, was Communism flawed when it called for a dictatorial leader to abdicate power after the necessary reforms were implemented? (This is where you say Nooo, that was a failure of human rationality.)

      perfect rationality and perfect information These things do not exist. Perfect information? All data is inherently + or - a certain amount, and perfect rationality, well I'm not even sure what that would be.

      So maybe it's true, Capitalism, in it's purest form, is not flawed. So what? If people can't get around to implementing it in the altruistic fashion you're philosophising about, then I would say it IS flawed, because it's based on the fictitious underlying assumptions that people are altruistic, not greedy, and can see the forest for trees.

      Capitalism: A great system for perfectly rational beings. Not so good for ordinary humans.

    15. Re:What to do with $40e9? by Michael+O-P · · Score: 1
      For the uniformed, pack mules are not exactly an optimal means of transportation.

      What about for those of us who are civilians?

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    16. Re:What to do with $40e9? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoa! I think you have it backwards. I would argue that he underlying assumption of Capitalism **IS** that people are greedy. Your agruement that Capitalism is a pie in the sky system great for (non-existent) perfectly rational beings seems more suited to Communism than Capitalism. (Not to say that perfect Capitalism is achievable -- it isn't).

    17. Re:What to do with $40e9? by linzeal · · Score: 1
      That is not the solution either. Population control be it war, permissive or forced abortion, or forced sterilization can by the nature of our current level of technology only be limited to places with populace that have no singificant means of retaliation. Why do you think bill gates has given the green light for almost a billion dollars in population control money to planned parenthood, ding ding it is more efficient than war but will eventually have to be forced at gunpoint just like china in other 3rd world countries IF the US is mantain its unilateral international economic and political policies.

      The united state's forced benefactors (the american people) are going to get the short end of the stick real soon and it is going to be nasty, 'virtually a certainty'. While the 1000 or so people that control upwards of 99% of the wealth will just go on a vacation to relieve themeselves of the tragedy of 100,000's of average joes and janes dead because they cannot live without the luxuries they have grown accustomed to.

    18. Re:What to do with $40e9? by malfunct · · Score: 1
      You want to know what WE (meaning people from the "civilized" world) did that caused rampent hunger in the "third world"? Modern Medicine.

      As nuts as that sounds its true. Before our wonderful technology got to those parts of the world the societies were capable of feeding themselves because they were a manageble size. Now that you don't have the high mortality rate the old tradition of having lots of kids so a few survive is causing terrible overpopulation.

      Basically we didn't complete the job of education because that would be "warping thier culture". Basically it seems that old cultures can't survive in the modern world.

      What do we do about this? Well I don't really know, my gut instinct is to continue the education process and modernize the beliefs. It will also help to institute more modern agriculture to those countries. In the end education is all I can think of, modern educated societies have a much smaller population growth.

      I personally wish we could let things go back to the way they were before we fiddled with things out of compassion but the cat is out of the bag and now the world has to live with it.

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    19. Re:What to do with $40e9? by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      The other thing that we did was brought large scale farming to the Third World hundreds of years ago.

      I just laugh when I hear people saying how with GMO foods they can increase their crop yields! Then everyone will have enough food. Nevermind that there will be more mouths to feed, necessitating better GMO crops, and so on forever.

      How is it that Africa, the birthplace of modern man and one of the cradles of civilization, needs GMO food to be self-sufficient? It's more likely that the Western paradigm is not applicable to Africa. Think about it.

      What should be done? Well, it doesn't really matter what should be done because so long as we need Africa's oil and diamonds to sustain our Western economies, they are going to be fucked. Ultimately it will only be when we respect their right of self-determination (possibly prompted by their development of nuclear weapons) that Africa has a chance to amount to anything more than the sad aftermath from another technological innovation, the centuries-old British invention called Divide and Conquer.

      Your post brings up a very interesting conundrum. Do non-"civlized" non-technological non-Democratic peoples have a right to exist in the modern world? Is there an inalienable right to not have a Starbucks or McDonalds on the corner? Can Free Trade and globalisation tolerate the existence of those who don't wish to take part? Forcing a free market economy on everyone hardly seems Free to me.

    20. Re:What to do with $40e9? by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

      The reason people are hungry is not unequal distribution of wealth, it's because of unequal distribution of capitalism and freedom. Lack of food and money is a symptom, not a root cause.


      Sure, capitalism is a cure all! Tell that to the people who live directly below me that can't feed themselves if the kids eat.

      Your idea is so American-centric (i'm an American too) that it makes me laugh. Next thing you'll say is that Christianity is also an answer, the reason why people go hungry is because they are Gay, drug users, and lead other 'sinful' lifestyles.

      My question is that when one company has more cash on hand than Fort Knox - doesn't that make our money worthless (or more since they don't spread it around).

      You could feed the hungry, it doesn't take money at all. Only slimy, right-winged capitalists think that. It just takes food and the foundation to make/grow more food.

      Capitalism in fact builds on the ideas of starving a few to get your share. Capitalists don't care about the rest - it's "me-first".

    21. Re:What to do with $40e9? by eyeball · · Score: 1

      It's refreshing to see so many people that think with reason and logic on this site.

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    22. Re:What to do with $40e9? by TheWickedKingJeremy · · Score: 1


      Sure, capitalism is a cure all! Tell that to the people who live directly below me that can't feed themselves if the kids eat.

      I am sorry for the people who live below you: But trust me when I say that our country is quite well off and you would no doubt know some lesser-fortunate individuals no matter what country your from - Just a lot less of them here.

      What are you suggesting as an alternative economic model? I think you missed a class on "typical uninformed anti-capitialist ranting" .... We are the "rich" and "powerful" and "greedy" ones, remember? I suggest you hook up with the other college kids at the local anti-globalization meeting and make sure you are all on the same page.

      My question is that when one company has more cash on hand than Fort Knox - doesn't that make our money worthless (or more since they don't spread it around).

      I honestly do not know if it makes my money less valuable, but I am quite happy with the value of our currency as is so I cannot complain too much... Plus, keep in mind that MS does put a lot of money into our economy (look at the Xbox... flagging sales, sellilng at a loss, who-knows-how-much spent in advertising, etc)...

      That being said, MS should be broken up precisely because they are not part of a good capitalist society - which depends on competition. Their current position is closer in line to that of government - scary indeed.

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    23. Re:What to do with $40e9? by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > Sure, capitalism is a cure all! Tell that to the people who live directly below me that can't feed themselves if the kids eat.

      Capitalism means finding the best your money can buy, not the most convenient or cheapest.

      Maybe that means spending $10.00 on a pound and a half of fish, some green onions, a pat of butter, a splash of white wine and grinding up some toast for bread crumbs, and some rice. Chop onions, lay between two filets, pour in half an inch of wine, sprinkle with bread crumbs, bake at 300F for an hour. Steam rice while the fish bakes. You end up with four restaurant-quality ($15.00/plate) meals for $10.00, a savings of $50.00 over a midrange restaurant, and (at a minimum) cost parity with Burger King or Kentucky Fried.

      > My question is that when one company has more cash on hand than Fort Knox - doesn't that make our money worthless (or more since they don't spread it around).

      Inflation is too much money chasing not enough goods. If MSFT were to go out and start buying $40B worth of fish, I might not be able to eat as well. So long as it remains MSFT's money in MSFT's vaults, it's harmless. (And indeed, beneficial, as if I believe MSFT is going to use this money to make more money, I can buy MSFT stock and own a piece of their pie.

      But I digress. $40B divided by 260M people in the States is $153.00 - if Bill gave everyone a check for $153.00, how much better a place would America be?

      OK, let's soak the rich -- if Bill gave everyone in the lower half ( And even if it did - with MSFT's treasury looted, from whom would you pillage next year?

    24. Re:What to do with $40e9? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or stiff my black dick up your trailer trash mother's ass. Giving that hoe that pleasure would cost her 40e9. Fucking honkey

    25. Re:What to do with $40e9? by rnd() · · Score: 2
      I would say it IS flawed, because it's based on the fictitious underlying assumptions that people are altruistic, not greedy, and can see the forest for trees.

      People who believe that Capitalism is bad just because society has some less fortunate people often make the mistake of believing that there is no room for improvement in the present system. Ironically, it is the democratic nature of capitalism that enables us as a society to make changes and improve the system! Systems such as communism might do that, but they would need to rely on a massive uprising or on a 'kind artificer' to make modifications.

      Notice how our evil system of capitalism has improved over the past 150 years. People have more rights, a better standard of living, more employment, better health and longevity, and better ways of communicating with one another about the system's evils (such as Slashdot). No, I am not saying that it's perfect, or that it's even close to perfect, but at least it's moving in the right direction.

      What does one who opposes capitalism suggest as an alternative?

      As for greed vs altruism, my point in my previous post was that Capitalism works based on self-interested behavior, not altruism. It is in the best interest of the majority to have the poorest minority healthy and employed, if for no other reason than to lighten the load on the tax money required to pay for catastrophic care when these people become sick.

      I am not saying that perfect rationality or information exists. In fact, even if one were perfectly rational he/she could still make the wrong choice if given imperfect information. Let's face it, information is getting better. This discussion is an example of it. The bottom line is that neither needs to be perfect in order for a lot of improvement to occur.

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    26. Re:What to do with $40e9? by shyster · · Score: 2
      The reason people are hungry is not unequal distribution of wealth, it's because of unequal distribution of capitalism and freedom. Lack of food and money is a symptom, not a root cause.

      Let me be the first to call "bullshit". While that is certainly a factor in some cases, unequal distribution of natural resources is much higher on the list. Sahara sand don't grow wheat, my friend. Nebraska prairies, however, certainly do...and do it very well.

    27. Re:What to do with $40e9? by Squeeze+Truck · · Score: 2


      1) Go in, overthrow the government, install a new one, and do "nation building", or
      2) Subtly push and prod various governments to give more freedom to their people.


      3) Leave poor nations the hell alone. This means not only no foreign aid, but also no IMF/World Bank indervention, as well as no securing of their markets or natural resources for exploitation/investment by US companies. The rest, as they say, will happen naturally.

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    28. Re:What to do with $40e9? by Squeeze+Truck · · Score: 2

      Ah, the better is truly the eternal enemy of the good, isn't it.

      Maybe it's because I'm getting old, but being able to point out visible flaws or inequalities in a system (ie, capitalism) is in my mind not adequate justification for junking said system -- or even radically altering it.

      When I read Marx and his critique of capitalism, I thought he made several valid points. However, agreeing with his analysis of the problem and agreeing with his proposed solutions are two different things entirely.

      What impels some people to ceaselessly fiddle with things until they end up breaking them? Are all politicians basically engineers at heart?

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    29. Re:What to do with $40e9? by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      unequal distribution of natural resources is much higher on the list.

      Nope.

      Japan: Natural resource poor, economically rich.

      South America: Natural resource rich (hugely so), economically poor.

      Heck, let's not even talk about the natural resources of Russia, and how they screwed it up.

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    30. Re:What to do with $40e9? by Qrlx · · Score: 1
      Well, I agree with most of what you said. So let's keep arguing.

      Seriously, the only point I take issue with is this one:
      It is in the best interest of the majority to have the poorest minority healthy and employed, if for no other reason than to lighten the load on the tax money required to pay for catastrophic care when these people become sick.

      Yes and no. It's probably more efficient to rule compassionately, and to enrich yourself and the lives of those around you by "sharing the wealth." But this is by no means the only way to go. One may in fact keep a tighter (though perhaps more prone to slippage) hold on power by opressing the fuck out of everyone. Stalin comes to mind, and his purges. Saddam Hussein is another example. Both have demonstrated the ability to simply skip the catastrophic health care completely, thereby freeing up tax resources for, oh, hookers and caviar I guess.

      Ultimately I see that there are good and bad people in this world, people who will take the role of the benevolent despot or go the path of the cruel dictator. Microsoft works hard to straddle the line via an effective PR team playing up Mr Nice Guy and restrictive OEM licensing agreements definitely trying to crush any competitors. Which one are they really? Well, let's just say that a court of law has found them to be a monopoly and an abuser of that monopoly power.

      I think the trend has been towards capitalism and free markets generating more freedom, but we may have seen the apex. People are so satisfied these days to sit and watch TV or read Slashdot. Let's face it society and community (the flesh and blood kind, not the kind here where I don't even know who anybody is) seems to be waning and people are more isolationist. That's not an indictment of capitalism at all, it's just a look at the other factors in play. I personally believe we have less freedom now than we did in the 60s, though I wasn't alive then to know. Look at the civil forfeiture laws implemented over the last 20+ years during the War on Drugs as one example. The USA Patriot Act is another, that is an incredible intrusion into what used to be our anonymity. The internet has brought us together but it also has opened our actions up to more scrutiny than ever before.

      I don't think capitalism is capable of addressing these sorts of issues, which is probably the biggest mistake people make. An economist can tell you how much you will profit if you chop down the forest, but he can't tell you if we should Save Belt Woods or what have you, because THAT'S NOT HIS JOB. Our society seems to be rife with Economic Darwinists who feel that the Free Market will sort everything out eventually, yet any economist will tell you that social policy should dictate economics and not the other way around.

      One death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic -- Josef Stalin
    31. Re:What to do with $40e9? by ImaLamer · · Score: 2

      Sure, sure.

      I won't bother on most points but I don't want to "soak" the rich...

      You just are missing why we have money. It's a joke, cash is used by this country to hold down others [IMF, and WTO loans...].

      Our system of "free trade" means we feed the desire of the rest of the world to be like us. We loan them money, contract our workers to rebuild their country and then own them.

      M$ is an example of how a comany does that. They become so huge and have so much power that they in fact can tell the government how to govern - and how to shift national resources.

    32. Re:What to do with $40e9? by Andreas+Rueckert · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but I think you didn't really understood my comment. When I was in school, we discussed all these problems and I recall that there were plans presented, that would eliminate starvation on this planet for about 20 billion US $. That's long ago, but I'm sure 40 billion would be enough these days. It's hard to say if it would actually work, but there are projects that feed a lot of people for a lot less.
      Look at the funding of a very successful organisation (in my eyes).
      It has helped 1.7 Million people so far and they don't starve for 20 years now! So it's not a one-day solution.

    33. Re:What to do with $40e9? by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      When I was in school, we discussed all these problems and I recall that there were plans presented, that would eliminate starvation on this planet for about 20 billion US $.

      There are a lot of things you can learn in school, but how to eliminate starvation is usually not one of them.

      It has helped 1.7 Million people so far and they don't starve for 20 years now! So it's not a one-day solution.

      Ah, but it is. Does the organization still exist? Yes -- therefore, the problem wasn't "eliminated", it was only solved for a day, and then the organization needed more money for another day.

      Think about the words "eliminate starvation". To me, that means making people self-sufficient such that they don't need handouts anymore. Unfortunately, history proves to us that the more you hand out something, the more people show up to accept the handouts. They become dependent on the handouts, because it's human nature for most people to want the "easy" solution rather than work hard to support themselves. But a stable, healthy society requires everyone to support themselves.

      If $20 or $40 billion or whatever could educate the world to be able to grow their own crops and become self sufficient, the money would be donated tomorrow. But it's just not that simple. You can't discount the effect that corrupt governments have on the ability of a people to become self-sufficient.

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    34. Re:What to do with $40e9? by malfunct · · Score: 1

      Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to defend "civilized", "democratic" societies as the answer to all the woes. Just stating the obvious fact that there is some major trouble mixing the two types of systems.

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    35. Re:What to do with $40e9? by identity0 · · Score: 1

      And what do you do the next day when you haven't fed the hungry? Oh my god! Some of aren't there anymore!

      I might agree with your sentiment that one of the major causes of hunger are bad/corrupt regimes, but...

      If a revolution happened overnight in one of these "unfree/uncapitalist" countries, it would still take years for a stable economy to develop. Meanwhile, people will be dying.

  3. I was wrong... by alapalaya · · Score: 1

    Catastrophe (Hedging) Program

    I though this was the code name of their last OS! :)

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    1. Re:I was wrong... by AntiNorm · · Score: 4, Funny

      Catastrophe (Hedging) Program

      I though this was the code name of their last OS! :)


      Nope, their last OS was called Catastrophe Generating Program.

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    2. Re:I was wrong... by SiskellAndEbert · · Score: 0

      Ebert: Boy isn't this post just fishing for karma Gene. So predictable too! I mean it could have been original.

      Gene: Whose you're daddy. Whooooooose you're daddy!

    3. Re:I was wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More like

      Ebert: Boy isn't this post just fishing for karma Gene. So predictable too! I mean it could have been original.

      Gene: ...

      Ebert: Gene? oh that's right, you've been dead for 3 years.

      P.S. You spelled your username wrong.

  4. Breaking News!!!! Extra Extra!! by aengblom · · Score: 4, Funny

    Breaking News!!!! Extra Extra!!

    Microsoft Rich! Really Rich.

    Who'd have thunk it..

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  5. Ralph Nader by sisukapalli1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ralph Nader pointed out that the money is a sort of a n "illegal tax shelter" for very rich people such as Billie Boy, Paul Allen, and Steve Ballmer.

    S

    1. Re:Ralph Nader by jcast · · Score: 1

      Nonsense

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    2. Re:Ralph Nader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ralph Nader pointed out that the money is a sort of a n "illegal tax shelter" for very rich people such as Billie Boy, Paul Allen, and Steve Ballmer.

      If it's illegal, why doesn't the IRS go after them?

      I'm neither an accountant nor a lawyer, but I'll hazard a guess: it's not illegal.

    3. Re:Ralph Nader by sql*kitten · · Score: 5, Informative

      Ralph Nader pointed out that the money is a sort of a n "illegal tax shelter" for very rich people such as Billie Boy, Paul Allen, and Steve Ballmer.

      Honestly, you Slashbots. One the one hand, Enron are bad because they used accounting tricks and pretended to have billions of dollars that they didn't. Microsoft, perhaps surprisingly, eschew fancy creative accounting, and have real cash money, which they invest in, among other things, T-bills, just like Grandma.

      Let's put $40B into perspective. That's about a quarter of the shareholder value lost by Vodafone since it's peak. That's less than the value that Juniper or AOL/TW lost in a year. That's less than Marconi were forced to write off. It's a fraction of what Cisco or GE are worth. In other words, in an industry as volatile as high tech, it's only prudent to keep a lot of hard cash on hand - it's called "Catastrophe Hedging" for a reason.

      If it were illegal, the Govt. would have busted them. The name Arthur Andersen was impeccable, far more so than Microsoft, but when the broke the rules, they were taken out in short order.

      On /., Microsoft can do no right, so perhaps I should be unsurprised by this story. Rather than bashing them, why not download the CLR and C# source for FreeBSD and have a play with that?

    4. Re:Ralph Nader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sounds like he's upset that he didn't have the initiative or skill to start up a successful company of his own.

    5. Re:Ralph Nader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why not download the CLR and C# source for FreeBSD [microsoft.com] and have a play with that?

      Funny you should mention it, I started compiling it this morning. The resident size of g++ hits 500 MB for one particular source file. I amazed how MS can _legimately_ use all my system resources.

    6. Re:Ralph Nader by trix_e · · Score: 1

      I imagine $40B would convince Ralph to change his mind ;)

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    7. Re:Ralph Nader by Chester+K · · Score: 2

      Rather than bashing them, why not download the CLR and C# source for FreeBSD and have a play with that?

      Woah! You'd think something like Microsoft releasing over a million lines of source code for one of the current crown jewels of their marketing efforts would have made at least some news mention on Slashdot.

      Wait... nevermind, that'd make Microsoft look good. I forgot what site this was for a moment.

      Good show, Microsoft.

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    8. Re:Ralph Nader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If it were illegal, the Govt. would have busted them.

      woo hoo, ha ha, oh, please, stop, you're killing me...

    9. Re:Ralph Nader by alexjohns · · Score: 2
      Microsoft's License.

      What are you allowed to do with MS's shared source?: Pretty much anything except make money. You can teach it, write books about it, and experiment with it, but you can't sell any program you write with it. Fine if you're a hobbyist, but some of us have families and stomachs and houses and cars to support.

      MS is trying to subsume Open Source and the GPL. The GPL allows you to sell the fruits of your labor. Maybe you aren't good enough of a programmer to ever consider selling anything you write. The rest of us, who make a living writing software, can't afford to do it for free.

      Have you ever looked at the license agreements with MS's regular compilers? You can't write: Compilers, Word Processors, Spreadsheets, or anything else that competes with a product that MS writes. And you want to sign on. Go right ahead. The rest of us will be out here, in the FREE world, not locked into proprietary 'shared source' licenses that do nothing except increase MS's market share.

      I guess you've given up on making money for yourself and now have turned to making more for MS. How altruistic of you. I'm sure Bill will remember you in his will.

      So you're here in Open Source/GPL land, pimping MS, while I sit in corporate America, attempting to get a division of the largest financial institution in the country to use more open source software. Wonder which of us sleeps better at night?

      Sheep. I'm surrounded by sheep. Blind sheep, at that.

    10. Re:Ralph Nader by Chester+K · · Score: 2

      What are you allowed to do with MS's shared source?: Pretty much anything except make money. You can teach it, write books about it, and experiment with it, but you can't sell any program you write with it. Fine if you're a hobbyist, but some of us have families and stomachs and houses and cars to support. MS is trying to subsume Open Source and the GPL. The GPL allows you to sell the fruits of your labor. Maybe you aren't good enough of a programmer to ever consider selling anything you write. The rest of us, who make a living writing software, can't afford to do it for free.

      Go ahead and name five companies that are profitable by selling GPL'd software. Profitable enough to pay all their developers. And I don't mean by Enron Accounting Tricks, I mean honestly profitable.

      I'll wait.

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    11. Re:Ralph Nader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it were illegal, the Govt. would have busted them.

      I'm guessing you don't watch TV much with that whole "slap on the wrist" Micro$oft got, huh?

    12. Re:Ralph Nader by clambert · · Score: 1

      MySQL AB?

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    13. Re:Ralph Nader by irony+nazi · · Score: 2
      cygnus
      IBM
      Red Hat (although it may be accounting tricks, they did claim profit last quater)
      Tivo (I'm not sure about them, but insert a hardware vender here, Axis cameras if not Tivo)
      O'reilly Publishers (some of their books fall under GPLish licenses)

      I tried to cover all the bases too. Services, Services/Hardware, Services/OS, Consumer Hardware, and a book company.

      Nobody is claiming that games/propriatary applications have to be GPL'd. I don't think they should be. The basics of the OS, and the tools of programming, OTOH, should be opened and free so that a maximum number of people can make them better and understand them.

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    14. Re:Ralph Nader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IBM makes money off hardware and services, not software.

      Tivo - hardware and subscription services.

      I never got an O'reilly book for free, nor saw one offered up on the web that was still in print.

    15. Re:Ralph Nader by jonbrewer · · Score: 2

      "What are you allowed to do with MS's shared source?: Pretty much anything except make money. You can teach it, write books about it, and experiment with it, but you can't sell any program you write with it. Fine if you're a hobbyist, but some of us have families and stomachs and houses and cars to support."

      I should mention that teaching, writing books, and experimenting are all very viable ways of making money.

      I'm also in corporate America, but I don't give a shit if my software is open source or not, I just get the job done quickly, efficiently, and cheaply. Time spent evangalizing open source within a large corporation is time wasted. It's the end, not the means that the corporation cares about.

    16. Re:Ralph Nader by Squeeze+Truck · · Score: 2

      Profitalbe, eh. Don't know if I can name 5, but:

      Sendmail
      MySQL
      Redhat (I know their stock tanked, but aren't they profitable?)

      I know for a fact that Sendmail at least is honestly profitable.

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    17. Re:Ralph Nader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Regarding putting 40e9 into perspective - there's a huge difference between some amount of money in stock value and that same amount in cash.

      However, having that amount of money is a good thing for the shareholders of a company, it ensures that stock isn't worthless. Even after the bubble burst, there are a lot of companies out there whose stock is valued at a price that can never be realized through profits, much less that they'd have assets valued at any significant fraction of that...

    18. Re:Ralph Nader by srussell · · Score: 1
      If it were illegal, the Govt. would have busted them.

      Say what? They're an illegal monopoly, proven in court. Not only has the govornment not busted them, but it had them tried and convicted, and then backed off with a lame "remedy" that just ensures M.S. maintains its monopoly.

      MS owns the current administration, bought and paid for in the last election.

      Note that this doesn't prove that MS's tax evasion is illegal, it just proves that if it were illegal, the current administration wouldn't do anything about it.

  6. September 11th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    enough to buy the entire airline industry -- twice

    So that was the motivation... to get a better price!

  7. this oughta prove it.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    We all really HAVE been paying too damn much for Windows. :P~

    1. Re:this oughta prove it.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, its the free market at work. If ms wants to charge $x for windows then its their right. If you think it's too much, don't buy it. If enough people concur, the price will drop.
      All part of the genius of capitalism.

  8. Wow by Tremul · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    With that much money you'd think they could buy a decent operating system

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    1. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "subversive" comment from someone called "TrollBridge". How predictable.

    2. Re:Wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that is so, then why only $40 Billion?

  9. $40 Billion = by iamcadaver · · Score: 1
    Four US stealth fighters, or 40 stealth bombers.

    Why did I feal it necc. to post this???? I gotta run some neural garbage collection, soon.

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    1. Re:$40 Billion = by srw · · Score: 5, Funny

      > Four US stealth fighters, or 40 stealth bombers.

      Oh, oh... don't give bill any ideas now...

    2. Re:$40 Billion = by danmoran · · Score: 1

      Uhh..please review your figures. Stealth bombers cost MORE than stealth fighters.

    3. Re:$40 Billion = by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      Stealth Fighters - the F-117A, were cheap. 15-20 million each. That's because they used alot of off the shelf parts.

      Stealth Bombers - the B-2A, were expensive. Mostly because the money spent on 21 was the same sum that could have bought 72, but Congress only wanted 21.

      Stealth Fighters - the F-22A, are expensive, about 90-200 million, depending on the structure of the contract.

      MS could buy and support 2 Nimitz class Aircraft Carriers for 50 years with 44 billion dollars.

    4. Re:$40 Billion = by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IMHO calling the F-117A a stealth fighter is a bit odd. Last I checked it was used exclusively for bombing things. Then again, nobody accused the military of being smart...

      Don't give MS any ideas with the carriers. If the US ever fixes the loophole in tax law that lets MS go tax free, they'll just get a nuclear-powered mobile HQ in international waters. :)

    5. Re:$40 Billion = by mjolnir_ · · Score: 1

      > Four US stealth fighters, or 40 stealth bombers.

      Another Microsoft product with a terrible crash record.

      -mj

    6. Re:$40 Billion = by chizzad · · Score: 1

      Enough cash to buy the U.S Justice System. hmm that's about right.

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    7. Re:$40 Billion = by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > MS could buy and support 2 Nimitz class Aircraft Carriers for 50 years with 44 billion dollars.



      Does this give anyone else weird thoughts about a combined Top Gun and Swordfish sequel?

    8. Re:$40 Billion = by wedg · · Score: 2

      Four US stealth fighters, or 40 stealth bombers.


      Uhm... No? The F117-A cost about $275mil each to produce. F22s are more expensive (not sure precisely). The "stealth bomber", I assume you're talking about is the B2-B Flying Wing, which is approx. $2.2 bil each (actually a bit less now, I think I heard as low as $1.2b). But niether are particularly effective by themselves, and niether make up a large chunk of our airforce.

      However, if Bill wanted to threaten someone, he could contract F15s at about $175mil apiece, F14s at $200mil apiece, and other various 70s planes. If you put each F15 at about $250mil, including ground support, armament, etc, then they could buy 160 of them. I don't think we even have that many flying in our Airforce right now.

      Start worrying when Bill starts to invest in hydrogen bomb parts, or buys Los Alamos labs.

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    9. Re:$40 Billion = by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is designated as a fighter aircraft, although it is a bit of a misnomer. It is not capable of air-to-air combat; it's role is all-weather, night-time ground attack and tactical bombing.

    10. Re:$40 Billion = by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      The F in F-117, means Fighter.

      That's what the Air Force calls it, and when you refer to the "Stealth Fighter", you are usually considered to be refering to the 117.

      I think the Air Force gave the 117 the F, because at the time, Fighters and Attack were under control of TAC, and if they'd given it a B, it'd be under SAC.

    11. Re:$40 Billion = by Squeeze+Truck · · Score: 2

      The "stealth bomber", I assume you're talking about is the B2-B Flying Wing, which is approx. $2.2 bil each (actually a bit less now, I think I heard as low as $1.2b).

      Wow, that is low! If the gas mileage was jus t a bit better I might consider trading up!

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    12. Re:$40 Billion = by wedg · · Score: 2

      Wow, that is low! If the gas mileage was jus t a bit better I might consider trading up!

      Ask 'em if they'll make a hybrid?

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  10. I'd spend it on... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Ale and Whores...

  11. What would I buy? by Lxy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Man, if I had that kind of cash sitting around I'd be tempted to buy the DOJ. Oh, wait....

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    1. Re:What would I buy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Man, if I had that kind of cash sitting around I'd be tempted to buy the DOJ. Oh, wait....

      Why buy something you already own. I think he's saving up to buy congress.

    2. Re:What would I buy? by WinPimp2K · · Score: 1

      Nah Congrescritters come real cheap.

      Maybe they really are keeping it for a "rainy day".

      But MSFT really ought to start thinking about declaring some dividends, they are too big to continue growing at the same rate as they have in the past.

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    3. Re:What would I buy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why buy the DoJ when you can buy the Ministry of Peace aka MiniPax?

    4. Re:What would I buy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Looks like they know what they are doing already - would YOU take advice from someone on SlashDot if you had that sort of money?

  12. my stupid pipe dream by Vodak · · Score: 2

    Since Microsoft wants the Government to go away and do business as usual maybe Billy BOy should have his company help pay the national debt oh. 30 billion of it off =]

    1. Re:my stupid pipe dream by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you pay a debt with Federal Reserve Notes like the dollar when it is an iou to begin with?

    2. Re:my stupid pipe dream by Quazion · · Score: 2

      Please dont give them a good idea..

    3. Re:my stupid pipe dream by parliboy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but then who'll pay the interest for next month?

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  13. Wow by gatesh8r · · Score: 5, Funny

    So M$ DOES get a nickel for everytime Windows crashes...

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  14. would it be wrong to ask? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    them to pay off my truck?

    hint-hint MS?? I do support your products.

    D~y

  15. But is it enough to buy my freedom to choose ? by cOdEgUru · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hell No!

    1. Re:But is it enough to buy my freedom to choose ? by kpansky · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, I think 40 billion aught to cover the value of _my_ freedom of choice.

      I mean it is 40 billion

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    2. Re:But is it enough to buy my freedom to choose ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Correct. But it may be enough to buy the right to have that freedom.

      Lawyers should be abolished.

  16. Why... by dupper · · Score: 0
    ...Slashdot subscriptions for everyone in the world, of course!!!

  17. Shopping Spree by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

    Let's see....

    He can buy:

    * Twenty B-2 bombers...
    * 250 Congressmen...
    * Or one outfielder for the Texas Rangers.

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    1. Re:Shopping Spree by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 2

      your math is off.

      He could buy 160000 Congressmen.

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    2. Re:Shopping Spree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Or one outfielder for the Texas Rangers."

      If you are referring to Alex Rodriguez (the highest paid player in all of baseball), I think you mean shortstop.

    3. Re:Shopping Spree by LittleGuy · · Score: 1

      Hmmmm... it was noted for 160,000 politicians, so that can move to the Senate and other Federal levels, and then the State and Municipal politicians.

      M$ could replace the DNC *and* the RNC in no time!

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    4. Re:Shopping Spree by Squeeze+Truck · · Score: 2

      He could buy 160000 Congressmen[...]

      Is there a discount if one buys in bulk?

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    5. Re:Shopping Spree by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      ...Couple of free presidents OK?

  18. If I had $40 Bil by EddydaSquige · · Score: 1

    If I had $40 billion, I would leverage all of holding to force people to use my sub standard products, there by forcing a monopoly on to the world. DAMN, they beat me to it.

  19. And remember, kids... by Snafoo · · Score: 2

    That OEM copy of 'doze 2k you filched from work for your girlfriend's laptop really *hurts* those poor, poor, Redmond urchins that have to spend sweatshop-centuries at industrial keyboards. How could you be so immoral?

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  20. Illegal to Have That Much On Hand by loggia · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Did you know that it is illegal for a public company to have that much on hand and not pay dividends to shareholders?

    Apparently there is some murkiness to get around this for Microsoft. The reason they don't want to pay dividends are the huge tax implications for those that are own massive amounts of stock (read: Bill Gates, Steve Balmer...)

    1. Re:Illegal to Have That Much On Hand by Jonny+Ringo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and not to mention the mag says they make 1 billion a month on intertest from the pile they have.

    2. Re:Illegal to Have That Much On Hand by fobbman · · Score: 2

      You've obviously forgotten the Golden Rule:

      He who has the gold, makes the rules.

    3. Re:Illegal to Have That Much On Hand by chrisw15 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually it's not illegal, it depends on the company. Some shareholders may force the issue in particular companies but there is no law stating that dividends must be paid out. Some companies never pay out dividends (Sun, Cisco, Microsoft, etc are all examples of this). The trend in the past 20 years has been to decrease the dividends given out or to not give one out at all. Microsoft uses stock splits to basically pay out a stock dividend to their shareholders...

    4. Re:Illegal to Have That Much On Hand by Zimm · · Score: 1

      Yes but it's not their gold. It's the shareholders. I'm not sure if Bill has 51% of the shares, but if no the shareholders should remove management and replace them with managers that actaully work for their shareholders. Keeping this much money around is a sign of a poorly run company.

    5. Re:Illegal to Have That Much On Hand by gargle · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Some companies never pay out dividends (Sun, Cisco, Microsoft, etc are all examples of this).

      All companies have to pay out dividends eventually, otherwise the price of the share would be zero (since the price of the share is basically the net present value of the the stream of expected dividends).

      Microsoft uses stock splits to basically pay out a stock dividend to their shareholders...

      I believe you're thinking of stock buy backs, not stock splits.

    6. Re:Illegal to Have That Much On Hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All companies have to pay out dividends eventually, otherwise the price of the share would be zero (since the price of the share is basically the net present value of the the stream of expected dividends).

      Hahahaha. Where have you been for the last 5 years?

    7. Re:Illegal to Have That Much On Hand by bluGill · · Score: 3, Informative

      Stock splits are NOT dividends. When a stock splits, they take away every share of stock you own, and give you 2 (or 3), each sort half as much. The net is zero. Investers don't like shares of stock going much over 100/share because it becomes difficult to deal with. Check out BRK though for a counter example of that.

      Dividends are different. Companies don't like to pay them because investors don't like them anymore. They are taxed twice from some points of view. They come out of earnings, so the company pays income tax on dividends, and then the investor pays taxes on the dividend. (Unless you are investing in a tax free account like an IRA) Thus most investors prefer their companies to take the dividend money and invest it in growing the company. A company has two choices for spending profit, they can give it to the owners, or they can build the buisness.

    8. Re:Illegal to Have That Much On Hand by nuggz · · Score: 2

      (since the price of the share is basically the net present value of the the stream of expected dividends).


      No the stock price is the value that the investors think the stock is worth. That is the ONLY thing the stock price is.
      Why do you think companies have traded at hundreds of times their sales? Or a fraction of their book value? It is because the market decided that they are worth that price.

      Some people invest on expected dividends, or earnings.
      Some people invest in companies that will continue to grow, and become a larger company.
      Some people invest on hype.

    9. Re:Illegal to Have That Much On Hand by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and not to mention the mag says they make 1 billion a month on intertest from the pile they have.

      That would be 34% annual interest. Where can I find a bank like that?

    10. Re:Illegal to Have That Much On Hand by Asgard · · Score: 2

      No, it is the NPV of the appreciation of the stock AND the stream of dividends. The appreciation of the stock is sort of like a zero-coupon bond, IE you get all the return on maturity/sale.

    11. Re:Illegal to Have That Much On Hand by chrisw15 · · Score: 1

      All companies have to pay out dividends eventually, otherwise the price of the share would be zero (since the price of the share is basically the net present value of the the stream of expected dividends).

      True, the dividend discount model has been used for years, but now the stocks are evaluated more on growth potential and capital gains...

      I believe you're thinking of stock buy backs, not stock splits.

      No, companies use stock dividends in place of cash dividends for tax purposes (dividends are taxed higher, many people do not want them but would rather have the capital gains on additional stock). This is often done in the form of stock splits..

    12. Re:Illegal to Have That Much On Hand by whovian · · Score: 1

      Could the shareholders vote for a dividend?

      Even if it is possible, could Gates or Gates+Balmer effectivly stop it (I don't have their report in front of me at the mo')?

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    13. Re:Illegal to Have That Much On Hand by Rombuu · · Score: 2, Informative

      All companies have to pay out dividends eventually, otherwise the price of the share would be zero (since the price of the share is basically the net present value of the the stream of expected dividends).

      The price of a stock in theory is the present value of the discounted future cash flows you receive from the stock (i.e. dividends) plus the present value of what you can sell the stock when you are done holding it. MS should never have to pay out a dividend and it shouldn't make a difference in its stock. Look at zero-coupon bonds.. they behave basically the same way.

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    14. Re:Illegal to Have That Much On Hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All companies have to pay out dividends eventually, otherwise the...

      You realize that you're just making stuff up as you go along, right?

    15. Re:Illegal to Have That Much On Hand by dbrutus · · Score: 2

      Actually, they generate a billion in cash excess to operating income every month.

      In other words, if they don't buy anybody, they add $12 billion in cash every year.

      at the 9% of interest I remember they actually said they get, $40B ends up to $300M per month. For a billion in interest each month, they would have to more than treble their cash hoard to about $133B. With nothing else changing this will occur in 2012 (i.e. they continue to have $1B in excess cash over operations each month). I believe that at that point they become a mutual fund as they are earning as much from money management as they do from operations.

      DB

    16. Re:Illegal to Have That Much On Hand by VEGx · · Score: 1

      I'm a doctoral candidate in a respectable business school. In case you want to have weekend courses in Finance, for example, contact me and I will arrange something. From your post it is obvious some help is wanted. Sincerely, René

    17. Re:Illegal to Have That Much On Hand by 4of12 · · Score: 2

      Did you know that it is illegal for a public company to have that much on hand and not pay dividends to shareholders?

      I read that last fall when Ralph Nader brought up the issue of just how much tax avoidance Microsoft could obtain from hoarding cash instead of declaring a dividend to shareholders, like Bill Gates, who owns something like 20% of the company.

      But just how precise and unambiguous are these legal requirements?

      I get the impression that there's sufficient leeway in interpretation of what constitutes normal business needs for cash that their lawyers could plausibly come out with enough reasons to keep the SEC off their backs.

      Then, too, as other posters have noted, with the Enron debacle characterized by heavy debt ratios (as well as more insidious Special Purpose Entities to take things off the books), a company having the exact opposite syndrome of no debt and much cash is not so likely to be publicly reprimanded.

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    18. Re:Illegal to Have That Much On Hand by BenD963 · · Score: 1

      (since the price of the share is basically the net present value of the the stream of expected dividends)

      Actually there are three ways to determine the basic value of the price of a stock. You can do a net present value of the stream of dividends, but you can also do the net present value of the earnings stream. Furthermore, you can take the present earnings and come up with a multiplier (which is usually a discount rate plus a premium to buy the stock) to find out what price you would pay for the stock. Some people also use the value of the present assets as the value of the stock.

      A company never has to give out dividends, but they usually do whenever a dollar reinvested in the company does not exceed the value of a dollar paid out to shareholders.

      And yes, stock buyback programs benefit shareholders by increasing per share earnings.

    19. Re:Illegal to Have That Much On Hand by Troed · · Score: 2
      Don't worry about that - The Xbox will, now when it has been fully hacked to run 3rd party code like DivX players, Linux etc (check news inside) make a huge dent in Microsofts lump of cash. A LOT of people have been waiting on this and will now buy Xboxes without buying any games ... conside that Microsoft lose a lot of money on each system sold, and do the math ...


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    20. Re:Illegal to Have That Much On Hand by shren · · Score: 2

      All companies have to pay out dividends eventually, otherwise the price of the share would be zero (since the price of the share is basically the net present value of the the stream of expected dividends).

      Huh? Real estate deals in trading shares of things (land) that produce no dividends. (Your 100 acre lot never sends you a cheque.) Things do not have to produce dividends to have value, and anything that has value has a market.

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    21. Re:Illegal to Have That Much On Hand by haystor · · Score: 1

      Keeping this much cash on hand *is* the point of the company. If they distribute through dividends, people would have to pay taxes on the distributions.

      Many people invest in MS just because its essentially deferring the taxes they might otherwise occur through dividends.

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    22. Re:Illegal to Have That Much On Hand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "All companies have to pay out dividends eventually, otherwise the price of the share would be zero (since the price of the share is basically the net present value of the the stream of expected dividends)."

      That is just plain wrong. I hate stupid fuck monkeys (this means you, gargle) that just make shit up and pass it on as fact.

    23. Re:Illegal to Have That Much On Hand by spencerogden · · Score: 2

      Yes the current price of Berkshire Hathaway stock is definitely right around zero... ( Check BRK/A )

      Stock prices are a little more complex than you suggest.

    24. Re:Illegal to Have That Much On Hand by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2

      No. Real Estate has income potential just like stocks do. The price of a piece of real estate should be proportional to its ability to generate income. Otherwise, it is likely to drop in value.

      Or, in other words, your lot my not send you a check, but your tenants had very well better send you a check. Even a home mortgage saves you a given amount of rent each month.

      Now, there are some things that are truly speculative. Art, for example, often times can be sold for far more than its intrinsic value. However, selling these sorts of items requires that you find someone else who is willing to pay the inflated price. If they don't, you get a value deflation similar to when the Beanie Baby craze died down.

  21. So how many... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So how many senators could they get for that?

  22. Isn't that backwards? by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 1

    B-3 Spirits are mouy more expensive than F-117 Nighthawks...

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  23. I dont get it by alargeduck · · Score: 1

    Whats the use of holding on to so much money? So much could be done with that $40 billion. Even if Gates spent 75% of it, I doubt he or MS would be in any kind of shortage of cash. So why not sink that money into doing something useful? Donate some to NASA since they seem to be short of money. Or even just sink it into improving their own products. What is the use of having all that money though, if its not going to be used on anything? There is so much that could be done.

    1. Re:I dont get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Several reasons:
      Payout of fines and settlements from the various legal proceedings.
      Helping out the balance sheet via investment gains.
      The ability to change the direction of the company wholesale. This to me seems to make the most sense. If there is a fundamental change to their business (either from a court ruling or some other issue) they have the ability to switch their methods that their competitors do not.

    2. Re:I dont get it by mamba-mamba · · Score: 1

      Well, the money is INVESTED. That means that, one way or another, that money is being loaned to someone else who is doing something useful with it.

      The term used was liquid reserves, which is not the same as cash. For example, stocks and bonds are liquid reserves.

      Frankly, my question is if the company has 40 billion in liquid reserves, why make a product? The interest on a conservatively invested 40 billion is staggering (to me).

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  24. Taco said large ads were because of demand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And yet all I see are house ads. Why?

  25. catastrophe by fabiolrs · · Score: 1

    Catastrophe Hedging Program 2.5

    now tell me this thing runs on a Unix and Ill be happy for the rest of my day...

    (i dont think MS is stupid enough to let their money be managed by a Win32 software)

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    1. Re:catastrophe by AtariDatacenter · · Score: 2

      It gets worse. The memory isn't even parity protected.

      This reminds me of the Hitchikker's Guide to the Galaxy. You know, the planet builders who put themselves into crogenic freeze until the next recession wore out? If Microsoft dies, all they have to do is become an investment company for a while, and ride the next wave of technology back in.

    2. Re:catastrophe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      are you suggesting they aren't using Money 2002 Deluxe?

  26. So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Doesn't matter how many billions they have. They still won't stop a free OS like Linux from gaining in usability and popularity. The decline and fall of Microsoft has begun.

  27. Yeah, but... by weave · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't think about the billions they have now, think about the billions they are losing because of those greedy poor grade schools who are allegedly not using properly licensed donated PCs.

    1. Re:Yeah, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is your source for this information?

    2. Re:Yeah, but... by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2

      This might be funny, but think about it... it's scary, too. There's an incredible amount of tyrany involved in a system that allows a large corporation to (essentially) criminalize a small (and government run) educational body for not paying for their overpriced product.

      This kind of behavior reminds me of the 'protection' fees paid to mafia members, and the like. The payers get no substantial benefit, in many cases, but the mafia gains financially. And the numbers seem to point to the mafia's dividends being nowhere near as high as MS's.

      Or compare it to the extortion done by any large 'agency' throughout time - the Catholic church, most Old World governments, etc.

      The US is odd that way. We seem to have multiple forms of government that compete with each other, within each other, and together. MS, the monarchy government with no real benefits, simply taxes us. The US gov't seems to work for us, but only to the extent that the MS gov't allows them to.

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  28. Oh that brings a scary thought to mind. by spagma · · Score: 4, Funny

    So how long will it be until we see a Microsoft sponsered sporting team? Oh boy, I cant wait to see the Colorado Avalanch taking on the Redmond Blue Screens of Death.

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    1. Re:Oh that brings a scary thought to mind. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey...someone has to take on the Pittsburgh PENGUINS and the New Jersey DEVILS. I kill me.

    2. Re:Oh that brings a scary thought to mind. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do the Portland Trail Blazers & Seattle Seahawks count? They are owned by Paul Allen.

    3. Re:Oh that brings a scary thought to mind. by madenosine · · Score: 1

      Probably never; it doesn't fit in. Sure, the individuals of the company have and will continue to buy sporting teams, but what Microsoft would rather do is donate academic buildings and computers.

      It just makes more sense. That's why Microsoft as a company has donated great facilities to Harvard, M.I.T., and the University of Washington

  29. Sounds like a bet on Deflation by evilned · · Score: 2

    That Geforce 3 you bought last year for $400 is now worth $100. Its like that in all of the tech industry. If that sort of thing extends to the rest of the economy, having huge reserves of cash on hand makes a lot of sense. Because of deflation, that sort of liquid reserve effectively grows above and beyond any bank interest. Of course if they are betting wrong, and we end up with inflation, its an incredibly stupid move.

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    1. Re:Sounds like a bet on Deflation by Mr.Sharpy · · Score: 1

      That's not deflation, that's devaluation due to innovation. In the real world, deflation has only occured twice in the history of the US economy, namely during the Great Depression and once before in the 1890's following the collapse of several railroad companies. But that is not to say deflation is impossible, just look at the Japanese economy.

  30. Wait a second.... by iamcadaver · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    How the hell does Congress justify a corporate welfare bailout of the airline industry to the tune of twice the value of the entire industry??

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    1. Re:Wait a second.... by sunking2 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Because its a little more complex than simply handing over money to the airline industry. The majority of the 'bailout' money is in loan guarantees. The airlines don't have anywhere near enough cash on hand to purchase new planes. They need to borrow from banks, just like normal people borrow for a mortgage. Given the current climet banks now see these as risky. The government has stepped in and guaranteed these loans, similar to guaranteed student loans. That money is only to be used if an airline goes belly up.

      I dislike giving money to coporations as much as everyone else, but this is a much bigger issue. It's not about keeping the CEOs of Boeing fat dumb and happy, it boils down to keeping an entire economy from crashing down into a major recession.

  31. MS Money by Mizery+De+Aria · · Score: 0

    One of the key roles of corporate management is to wisely reinvest whatever money the business generates to fuel ever-increasing profits.

    If they continue reinvesting and they continue making a profit, will they eventually own all the money that exists in the world leaving nothing for others?

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    1. Re:MS Money by letxa2000 · · Score: 2
      If they continue reinvesting and they continue making a profit, will they eventually own all the money that exists in the world leaving nothing for others?

      You are either a 1) liberal that believes in a finite amount of money. 2) Never taken econ classes. The latter is forgivable, the former isn't. :)

      MS has to have their 40b deposited in banks. Those banks don't just pay interest for fun; they take that 40b and loan it to others (you, me, etc.) and we use that money to build houses, buy cars, and do other things that stimulate the economy and create more wealth. The banks take the interest we pay, take their cut, and pay interest to those that have deposited their money with the banks (MS, IBM, you and me, etc.).

      It's all a nice little system called capitalism and banks allow wealth to be PRODUCED, not confiscated by a single individual or company.

      Don't worry; MS really ought to pay dividends with that money, but they're not hurting you or me by doing it. In fact, they're making more money available that banks can loan us to buy cars and houses.

    2. Re:MS Money by Kwil · · Score: 1

      I've never quite understood the money cycle..
      we use that money to build houses, buy cars, and do other things that stimulate the economy and create more wealth.

      How do we "create" more wealth? We get paid for our work, then we use that pay to buy things which pay other people for their work. I just don't see where any new wealth gets introduced into this system. I see that it gets redistributed, but not created.

      In fact, the only thing that really seems to get "created", is debt.

      I'm actually not trolling, I've just never understood how it is that we create wealth as opposed to simply redistributing it.

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    3. Re:MS Money by letxa2000 · · Score: 2
      In fact, the only thing that really seems to get "created", is debt. I'm actually not trolling, I've just never understood how it is that we create wealth as opposed to simply redistributing it.

      Look at it this way. If Microsoft takes 40b and puts it underneath Bill's pillow they've effectively taken that money out of circulation. The money isn't doing anything. Your bank doesn't have any money to loan you so you can't buy that house and car.

      When they put it in a bank the bank uses that money to loan to people; I think they're permitted to loan 70% of deposits, but someone correct me if I'm wrong. But let's say it's 70%. So of that 40b they're allowed to loan 28b. Assuming your house and car together cost $250k, banks can loan that money out so that 112,000 people can buy a new house and buy a new car. And they do, because that's our culture.

      So... You and 111,999 people take out loans and buy a new house and a new car. For the sake of argument let's say it takes 5 people to build a house -- those 112,000 houses allow 560,000 people to be employed for the time it takes to build those houses. Likewise, some number of people are employed to build, distribute, and sell the 112,000 cars.

      So... The fact that Microsoft has deposited 40b in a bank allows 112,000 to buy houses (that's your benefit), allows 560,000-600,000 to have jobs building houses and cars (that's their benefit), allows the bank to make a profit and pay their employees (that's the bank's benefit), and allows Microsoft to earn (I heard) a billion a month in interest (that's Microsoft's benefit).

      Microsoft still technically has 40 billion dollars to play with. But that 40 billion has created wealth in the banking, housing, automotive, and shipping industries. And you got a house and a car!

      If banks didn't have money to loan you, the majority of those 112,000 people probably wouldn't be able to buy a car and almost no-one would be able to afford a house. So the automotive workers and house builders would most likely be out of a job...

      That's how the whole "wealth creation through the banking system" works.

    4. Re:MS Money by Kwil · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting the interest the banks charge on that 28b though. Now you've got all these people who are in debt by that amount, so they all have to go off and work to pay it back.

      And where do a good number of them work? Why at MS, getting their actual portion of that 40b dollars, and using it to basically give the banks back what the banks gave out in the first place. In actual fact, because these people have to pay back their 28b + interest, the only thing that's been made is debt, and that on the backs of the consumers.

      I still don't see how wealth has been generated. Redistributed, yes. That 40b (which MS originally got by redistributing other peoples wealth to themselves in exchange for their products) just spins around a bit more.. company to bank to workers to other companies and from other companies to workers to bank to company.

      So where'd the house & car come from? It came in the form of debt created by the banks. It really seems to me that our whole system is based on debt - which leads to the horrible question, what happens when the debt can no longer be sustained?

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  32. they're not completely stupid at microsoft by gd23ka · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't ask me why, but somehow I've got a hunch that Castrophe Hedging 2.5 runs on FreeBSD.

    1. Re:they're not completely stupid at microsoft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where can I get a copy of this program? If it made them $40 billion it must be good. I have $40 in my checking account now. If this software is any good it shoud be up to $40 billion in a few years right?

  33. Easy... by ziggy_zero · · Score: 1

    Give it all to Longfellow Deeds, silly.

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  34. Microsoft's 40 Billlion ....... by pirhana · · Score: 1

    A firm which has 40 billion is not paying any tax !!!! can you believe it ? You should because that is capitalism and its newest and most sophisticated form called microsoft.

    1. Re:Microsoft's 40 Billlion ....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fiscal year 2001 Microsoft payed 3.804 billion dollars of income tax.

      Learn to read a balance sheet.

    2. Re:Microsoft's 40 Billlion ....... by SirTreveyan · · Score: 1

      Microsoft DID NOT pay any income taxes ever. Microsoft was merely a confisgation conduit of the IRS, as is every company in the country. Every one who has a brain cell knows that the price of goods already has has the so-called "corporate income taxes" figured into them os that the consumer is stuck paying them. Also some of that amount is also the income taxes seized from employees pay checks. That 3.804 billion was collected from employees and consumers. Just another reason to love Linux.

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    3. Re:Microsoft's 40 Billlion ....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A firm which has 40 billion is not paying any tax !!!!


      Are you for real? Do you think that your bank account should be taxed? If so, how often should such a tax be compounded? Continuously, perhaps? What would be the aims of such a tax, other than to keep you from saving money? In most of the world, we're taxed coming and going: income and sales taxes. Now you think that money that is neither spent nor earned should be taxed, too?! WTF is going on in your head? Keep in mind, they (like you) are subjected to taxes for every dollar they earn from their savings, and that's relatively justifiable, but taxing the savings themselves is preposterous.
    4. Re:Microsoft's 40 Billlion ....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Microsoft were to give this $40b to pay for all health and education, making them free for everyone, Hundreds of slashdotters would still complain that they'e up to no good.

  35. what would I do with $40 Billion by tempestdata · · Score: 1

    The same thing I'd do with $1 million............ two chicks at the same time. ;)

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    1. Re:what would I do with $40 Billion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what streetcorner would you find these women at?

    2. Re:what would I do with $40 Billion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With $40 billion, I'm guessing ANY street conrner would do nicely.

      But ya know, no all chicks go for guys with money.
      But the ones that would double up on a guy like me do.
      (Nice reference, I caught it.)

    3. Re:what would I do with $40 Billion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Check out Channel 9 while your at it. That chick kinda looks like Ann.

    4. Re:what would I do with $40 Billion by Daengbo · · Score: 1

      Dude, that cost me exactly US$100 the first time and about US$160 the second. You don't need a million.

    5. Re:what would I do with $40 Billion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With that kinda money, you'd never have to do another TPS report.

  36. Q & A by sam_handelman · · Score: 5, Funny

    Q: How are all these liquid assets held? Gold? Deposit accounts?

    A: Mostly greenbacks, some gold and other precious metals. It's all held in a gargantuan bin, several city blocks on a side, with a giant dollar sign on the front. Bill likes to swim in it.

    Q: The bin, I assume, is heavily secured.

    A: Surprisingly, no. MS Security is quite porous, considering the massive resources available to it, and is often compromised by sub-literate ex-cons and bored underachieving teenagers (including, purportedly, Mr. Gates' own nephews.)

    Q: Isn't he afraid it might be stolen?

    A: Occasionally, as mentioned, thuggish dog-faced brutes will attempt to break into the bin. However, what Bill really worries about is that some practitioner of the dark arts might infiltrate his mansion and steal the first dime he ever earned - the magical powers of which are the only thing that keeps MS successful in spite of the low quality of their primary product.

    --
    The good and new comes from no quarter where it is looked for, and is always something different from what is expected.
    1. Re:Q & A by Fastball · · Score: 2
      However, what Bill really worries about is that some practitioner of the dark arts might infiltrate his mansion and steal the first dime he ever earned

      Don't you mean the first billion dollar bill he ever earned?

    2. Re:Q & A by viking099 · · Score: 1

      I think that was Monty Burns from the Simpsons, not Scrooge McDuck...:-)

  37. Catastrophe Hedging Program 2.5 by Schnapple · · Score: 2, Funny
    Occasionally when I compile an online COBOL program I get a message saying "an error has occurred" or "a serious error has occured" but you know you're fucked (not really) when "a catastrophic error has occured". I always think it's hilarious when the compilers feel it neccessary to rank the errors - as if some were less in need of fixing than others.

    Ergo, I wonder if Catastrophe Hedging Program 2.5 ever has a catastophic error. Better question - does this program share any code with Microsoft Money?

  38. i thought.... by aengblom · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought 640KB was enough for anyone. Silly Gates.

    --


    So close and yet so far from the world's perfect ID number
    1. Re:i thought.... by Kallahar · · Score: 2

      Bill must have mean 640 kilo-billion (dollars).

      Man, he sure planned ahead!

      Travis

    2. Re:i thought.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought 640KB was enough for anyone. Silly Gates.

      When he gets $640,000,000,000,000,000 he will have enough.

    3. Re:i thought.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah! Now I finally understand! 640 kiloBucks should be enough for everybody. That's what he ment. He's always been misinterpreted!

  39. $8 per share by RichMan · · Score: 1

    Checking CNN.com financial reports
    5,415,222, 000
    outstanding common shares. The $40 billion is only then $8 per share before taxes. MSFT is currently trading at aroung $50/share.

    This ignores preferred shares, outstanding options calls, taxes and other splits including claims from outstanding lawsuits.

    1. Re:$8 per share by Animgif · · Score: 1

      These are the times I need mod points!!! An $8 per share dividend really isn't that much for a company this size. Please +1 Insightful this post's parent!

      --
      ------ This has been provided as a public service! ------
    2. Re:$8 per share by dbrutus · · Score: 2

      The problem isn't the $40B, it's the $1B /month added to it that risks turning MSFT into a mutual fund. A dividend of $0.50 a quarter would be quite nice and they would *still* accumulate cash.

      If nothing is done, approximately 7 years from now, MS will be generating an equivalent amount of cash from financial instruments and from operations. If Mac OS X and/or Linux takes off, it could be sooner. Shareholders bought MSFT, the technology stock, not MSFT the financial company.

    3. Re:$8 per share by El_Nofx · · Score: 1

      You also forget the other 95% of the balance sheet. Property plant and equiptment.
      In the real market (not over inflated tech stocks)
      Stock prices are based on traditional annual net revenue, their holdings and their debt or cash reserves. If you just base the stock price on potential earnings then you get Enron. Warren Buffet said it best "Maybe this will be a lesson to investors to not buy a stock based solely on potential income but buy it on the holdings.

      Microsoft has alot of holdings, they just bought a huge software company where I live called Great Planes that is why their stock is at $50 a share, not because of their cash reserves.

      --
      It's not the OS it's the user that sucks. If it's user friendly, you get stupider people. - clinko
  40. what would i do with 40 billion dollars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two chicks at once.

    1. Re:what would I do with 40 billion dollars? by hawkline · · Score: 1

      I sure could go for 40 billion tacos about now.

      Just think of all the lobster tail you could stuff with 40 billion tacos.

  41. 'We thought it was a bug at first'... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'but the Catastrophe Hedging Program 2.5 kept telling us to short MSFT. After a while we determined the recomendation was in fact correct, and have therefore gone with SUNW and IBM.'

  42. Feature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it featuring a bug that doubles my money ?
    Where can I buy it ?

    -H4NZ0-

  43. I imagine it now... by ilyag · · Score: 1

    'enough to buy the entire airline industry -- twice.'

    Every major company will buy itself an airline. And then, airlines will truly be like OSes.

    ;)

    1. Re:I imagine it now... by LightJockey · · Score: 1

      Yeah but it brings new meaning to the phrase "Damn! My OS just crashed!"

      --
      Mouse, Mice. Goose, Geese. Moose... Moose?
    2. Re:I imagine it now... by Miilus · · Score: 1

      'enough to buy the entire airline industry -- twice.'

      I wonder how often the planes would crash if Microsoft bought airline industries.

  44. What to do with 40 billion by pkplex · · Score: 1

    Id employ a bunch of kiwis to go out and irrigate starving countrys, and teach the peoples how to grow tucker. And then you could grow and eat lots of rock melons ( the ultimate post doobie fruit ) and try and compile as much of the world to a relaxo state as possible :)

    Be nice to upgrade my 56k modem connection too ( although the 386 gateway would have to stay :) )

  45. What I would do with $40G.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....absolutely nothing! B-)

  46. Windows forever by wazzzup · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that if Windows wants to compete with Linux by giving it away for free, it could? I mean really, they could give Windows away for free for like 5 years or something and crush anything else out there. Kinda like they did with Netscape.

    Not that I think it would ever happen but it could theoretically.

    1. Re:Windows forever by jcast · · Score: 1

      It'll happen onced Windows drops below, say, 80% market share (yeah, right).

      Oh, and once Windows drops below 70% market share, they'll Open Source it, too!

      --
      There are reasons why democracy does not work nearly as well as capitalism.
      -- David D. Friedman
    2. Re:Windows forever by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      Oh, and once Windows drops below 70% market share, they'll Open Source it, too!

      Yeah, because that's done wonders for the Linux market share. Oh, wait.

      *rolls eyes*

    3. Re:Windows forever by jcast · · Score: 1

      You're mis-understanding---it's a joke.

      The ``points'', insofar as there are any, are:

      1. M$ doesn't need to take drastic measures to kill GNU/Linux, because GNU/Linux isn't a drastic threat to them.

      2. If Windows does reach 70% market share (and I mean because of GNU/Linux), GNU/Linux's rise would have been dramatic, and M$ going Open Source would make sense (note the conditional).

      --
      There are reasons why democracy does not work nearly as well as capitalism.
      -- David D. Friedman
    4. Re:Windows forever by HydroCarbon10 · · Score: 2

      Even if it were free, it still wouldn't be UNIX.

      --
      The best way to accelerate a windows box is at 9.8 meters per second square.
    5. Re:Windows forever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even if it were free, it still wouldn't be UNIX.

      Thanks for pointing that out.
      Prior to your post, we all thought free meant UNIX!

  47. And yet the industry cowers before the MPAA/RIIA by RonVNX · · Score: 1

    Enough money to crush the DMCA's backers and eject the politicians responsible for it.

    I'd call that a worthwhile hedge against bad times.

  48. um. so? by targo · · Score: 1

    Are we out of regular Microsoft-bashing topics now or what? It kind of reminds me some evironmentalist demonstrations in Seattle and Redmond last year. The lamp-posts in the city were full of flyers that invited people to march through MS campus because:
    a) Hi-tech industry pollutes the world.
    b) It is really immoral to be as rich as billg.
    c) MS has driven up the cost of real estate in the region, so poor people can't buy houses any more.
    My point is that maybe people should try to find somewhat better arguments than hey, they are rich, therefore evil.

    1. Re:um. so? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My point is that maybe people should try to find somewhat better arguments than hey, they are rich, therefore evil.

      Could you link to some of the posts that call them evil? Because all I saw were posts making jokes about it - many to the tune of "if I had money I could get chick"

      It all sounds pretty good-natured to me.

    2. Re:um. so? by NETHED · · Score: 1

      Very good point. This is America, we must remember that Bill Gates EARNED his own money through resourcefulness. Yea, the guy who sold him QDOS for 10,000 is probbably STILL kicking himself, but everything that Bill Gates has done is legal, UNTIL PROVEN BEYOND A DOUBT OTHERWISE. We cannot ignore that. These people who go and march on rich people are just as envious of his stash as I am, but I want to get there on my own, these people want a hand out.

      What Microsoft Corp has done, well, the courts are still in session about that.

      --
      --sig fault--
    3. Re:um. so? by Prior+Restraint · · Score: 1

      ...UNTIL PROVEN BEYOND A DOUBT...

      Actually, it's until proven beyond a reasonable doubt.

  49. deja vu for sure by winse · · Score: 1

    this article and this one are the best I could find, but I think there is an even more similair one out there. Notice that the cash estimates aren't all the same. maybe its a poor Katz estimate in that other one...wouldn't be so bad if it was rounded, but $30B vs 40B$ is a lot

    --
    this sig is deprecated
  50. New MetaTroll? by crisco · · Score: 3, Troll
    You know that Troll that keeps posting all the math that shows BSD only has like 3 installations worldwide? And that other guy that posts to every other Microsoft story (posting to every one of them is too much) on how all those stock options are a grand pyramid scheme and Microsoft isn't worth so much after all?

    They need to get together and come up with some good fuzzy math that shows how Microsoft will burn through that $40 billion in a week and make the DOJ irrelevant. Then we can all go home.

    --

    Bleh!

    1. Re:New MetaTroll? by Hacker+Cracker · · Score: 1

      So, basically you're saying that this is bullshit? Mr. Parish certainly seems reasonable to me, but, then again, IANAA (I am not an accountant).

      -- Shamus

      Bleah!

    2. Re:New MetaTroll? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see...

      MS has $40b in cold cash, plus another $50 per share times 100m shares + $80b Bill's net worth (including shares) = approx. $125b.

      Now, there are just over 6,000,000,000 people in the world, thus Microsoft has about $21 for every person on Earth.

      Figure the DOJ has some $100b budget + auxiliary support and MS' competitors/detractors about $27b all told. Now if we let

      KM = value of KMART = $0
      MS = MS' total $ = $125b
      DPP = MS $ per person = $21
      DOJ = DOJ budget = $100b
      and
      TSF = The Slashdot Factor = $27b

      Then MS' total power over any given individual should be (MS-(DOJ+TSF)/DPP = (MSDOJ-MSTSF)/DPP.
      If we are in a commutative ring with units, we can simplify to (DOS-MSTF)/(DPP*J)=

      (DOS-MSTF)/31337

      So we see that elite hackers have DOSed Microsoft out of existence. Yay!

    3. Re:New MetaTroll? by Jucius+Maximus · · Score: 1
      "They need to get together and come up with some good fuzzy math that shows how Microsoft will burn through that $40 billion in a week and make the DOJ irrelevant. Then we can all go home. "

      OMG. The parent got rated insightful. I say it should be modded up as troll.

  51. They will pay off their impending loss by Odinson · · Score: 2
    If Enron inspired the congressional employee stock option bill passes, most of that money will go to dealing with the fallout.

    They currently report 4-7 billon a year profit.

    When they can no longer report employee stock options as income... 17 billion dollar annual loss.

    At that rate 40 billion dosn't last very long.

    1. Re:They will pay off their impending loss by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhhh, you should read accounting for dummies. YOu have no clue what you are talking about.

    2. Re:They will pay off their impending loss by Odinson · · Score: 2
      Sorry If I oversimplified it a bit. I am really looking at it from a 1 to 1 basis from Microsoft tring to shift their costs around compensate for that loss and bring their profit up again. (which is important to them.) I was not meaning to imply (is this what you meant?) that they could directly report and alocate assets as profit, or even income. I saw the article a few months ago but have not been able to find it again. I think what must have been a five year cumulitive MSFT or annual DOW wide thing. According to a post Greenspan statment on options article, MSFT would go down from 7.3 to 5 billion in profits in 2001. I am really sorry for mistating this.

      Greenspan's Friday anouncment on moving stock options to the business expense coulmn.

      From that article... "The seemingly arcane accounting debate would have a huge impact on U.S. companies. The Fed has estimated that annual corporate earnings growth between 1995 and 2000 was 2.5 percentage points higher for big companies because they did not have to count options as expenses subtracting from their earnings. "

      Also check out this news.com article. It shows that I messed up that loss estimate but there still is a big difference.

      This is defiantly still pertinant, but I do owe people an apology.

  52. It's official by Profane+Motherfucker · · Score: 4, Funny

    I said it before, and now this confirms it, Gates really can make More money than Jesus at a promisekeeper's convention.

    It's a pity that Microsoft doesn't do a little more with their money than sell shit at top dollar. But, perhaps it's a Geffen Good, type thing. No fucking joke: start selling Linux at $99 for an install, and maybe the fucker will skyrocket.

    Oh, for the days when huge corporations like Michelin did nice things. Says a French citizen, who grew up in Clermont-Ferrand (home of Michelin): "They subsidized the schools, busses, gave their workers bicycles, and helped fund the hospitals." But that was a long fucking time ago, and now it's all about fucking money. Ye, gods, though. How much fucking money does a place need? That's just irresponsible. Maybe I'm just some fucking yahoo, which is most likely the case, but it seems like one has a fucking obligation to be less of an asshole when one has the money to rule the world.

    1. Re:It's official by tshak · · Score: 2

      It's a pity that Microsoft doesn't do a little more with their money than sell shit at top dollar.

      Insightful? Don't you mean TROLL? First of all, this statement has no intellectual value. Second, MS is known for their relatively LOW prices in commercial software (want to compare Oracle pricing anyone?). You may not like any software that MS does, but others are able to see some of the achievments that MS has made. Sure, one can wonder with all of that money how in the world they have a mail client with a "security swiss cheeze" feature. However, if you'd take your head out of the sand you'd realize that MS SQL server is an incredible Enterprise database, that Windows 2000 is a great workstation and a decent server, and that the newer versions of DirectX are actually pretty elegant to code for (and rock-solid stable too). Finally, all the money put into .NET (the technolgy, not the marketing BS (eg Hailstorm)) has gone quite far. Any reasonable objective programmer will agree that it's a very competetive solution when compared to J2EE - less the fact that it only runs on Windows (for now). So let's put the Facts back into Science and stop being Religious about fricken Technology.

      /RANT!

      --

      There is no longer anything that can be done with computers that is nontrivial and clearly legal. -- Paul Phillips
    2. Re:It's official by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      low prices in commercial software. stfu.

      compare it to FREE software then, cockmuncher.

    3. Re:It's official by Overd0g · · Score: 1

      Yes, your suspicion is correct: you are just a yahoo.

    4. Re:It's official by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with this post.

    5. Re:It's official by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Free Software IS NOT COMMERCIAL!

      lameness filer is for l00z3rz

    6. Re:It's official by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

      No fucking joke: start selling Linux at $99 for an install, and maybe the fucker will skyrocket.

      Nope...no fucking joke, *sigh*

      You'd need a new company to package them - maybe just a little spinoff of redhat. It wouldn't give away anything for free, and sell it's packages of TransLinux TX (cool prefix, two-letter suffix) for $200. I suspect that a lot of the Linux FUD comes from the fact that a lot of decision-makers attribute a value of $0 to something with a cost of $0.

    7. Re:It's official by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently, in your quest to villify MS, you forgot to look at all the charity contributions MS EMPLOYEES make. Yes, INDIVIDUALS that work at MS have make the choice to spread the wealth around a bit. Look before you leap, dipweed.

    8. Re:It's official by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Employees are doing it out of the kindness of their hearts. (or as a friend of mine posits, to allieviate guilty consciences for working for such an overtly evil company) Whatever reason the individuals are donating for doesn't mean shit if the company's not making donations.

      And yes, the comnpany is making donations, but that only started after they got into shit with the DoJ and started cleaning up their act to appeal to Joe Sensitive Sixpack.

    9. Re:It's official by HiThere · · Score: 2

      If it works, Caldera will soon be a big name (again).

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    10. Re:It's official by maraist · · Score: 2
      Second, MS is known for their relatively LOW prices in commercial software (want to compare Oracle pricing anyone?).


      Once apon a time they had low prices. But not anymore, and your statement is becomming increasingly false. As their software actually gets close to companies like Oracle / IBM in terms of capability and robustness, their prices are reflecting it. Don't forget to take into account upgrading into the cost. A nice expensive SUN hardware work-station has been running the same version of Sybase for years at our company, and there hasn't been a compelling reason to upgrade; that's thanks to the mostly settled UNIX standard. MS APIs are ever-forward looking and thus obsoleting of previous standards (read interpolibility and network security methods).

      You may not like any software that MS does, but others are able to see some of the achievments that MS has made.

      I fully acknowledge that MS has contributed a lot, and provided a realistic alternative to UNIX / custom-solutions. Such innovations as MS Works, MS Access, and virus-friendly do-anything office-suites have contributed leaps and bounds to the industry. (note my synicism)

      The problem is the same as if you had to choose which company to work for. Company A has low pay, marginal benifits, not particularly exciting projects, but have open and moral business practices. Company B is very radical, very growth-oriented; it has a lot of flash and excitement. It's already number one in two or three fields, and it has it's sights set on dominating other markets. The business men are ruthleess, smart, and know how to turn a buck.

      Well, it would seem that most people would prefer Company B, if for nothing else than it's like a shiny toy to a child. But, risk-takers, statistically fail more often - including the probability that illicit legal affairs go on. Look at Enron, MS (by all rights, if Bush hadn't stepped in, their stock would be significantly less valuable today as they'd have been broken up like the Baby Bells), etc. Ruthlessness is a sure-sign of anything goes, which is another word for morally-indifferent. Such action works great for the here-and-now, but says nothing about one's future.

      Thus the conservative employee would be best advised to choose company A, and do their best to make it competative. While in our Attention Deficit Disorder society (including stock-investors), it's entirely possible that good companies will be jettisend in favor of the Blitzkriek companies, you still have a good measure of reliability.

      The same sort of comparison SHOULD go on when choosen business associates (including who's administrative products you purchase). You wouldn't purchase a database from a company that you've never heard of; least you eventually lose support. Likewise, dealing with a company who's made a publicly known habit of coersing it's customers (strong arming IBM, schools, etc via maliscious audit-threats) whenever they determine probable gain is a definate factor in the risk-analysis.

      For many of us "heretical slashdotters", the risk-assesment is at the forefront of our minds. We stand to lose x,y,z as we chant our mantra over and over. That common businesses don't always take these factors into consideration is what we really fight. That they decided that the risk-cost isn't higher than other opportunity costs, is fine; so long as it is part of their calculation.

      -Michael
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      -Michael
    11. Re:It's official by PMM · · Score: 0

      when one has the money (i.e. others investment into your potential cash draw) to rule the world, ones only obligation is to one's shareholders.

      if your some skiny arse bitch stumbling from one fluke jackpot to the next, dumb fucks from the world over will throw money at you, hoping you'll manage to do it again.

      gates should have recieved a gold watch (or some other hint to fuck off) when he released msdos, instead the Global Moron Corp. voluntered to take it up the arse again & again in the misguided belief that it would get better soon

      ..............
      had a point when i started

      ah well

  53. Their "Catastrophe" plan by div_2n · · Score: 1

    It seems I remember reading somewhere or some such thing that since they were able, Microsoft has always had enough liquid assets on hand to operate for at least one year with zero profits. In other words, they could freeze raises and new hiring and give their products away for an entire year.

    THAT is a scary proposition for potential competitors. If you ask me, given that kind of ability to weather bad times, Linux (or some other such free model) might be the only OS that stands a chance at dethroning them completely.

    1. Re:Their "Catastrophe" plan by sisukapalli1 · · Score: 1


      In other words, they could freeze raises and new hiring and give their products away for an entire year.


      One year?? Make it more like a decade or so... They could probably last a decade or more with "zero revenues", not even "zero profit". There are thousands of companies that have lasted for decades with zero profits (think the Bells, the Nortels...)

      S

      S

    2. Re:Their "Catastrophe" plan by div_2n · · Score: 1

      You are correct. I meant to say zero revenues. Thanks for the correction.

  54. What Bill is up to by OccSub · · Score: 1

    I know what Bill Gates is doing with 40 billion dollars hoarded up! He's gathering the funds to build his unholy army of cybernetic robo-nerds who will overthrow the US and turn it into Gatesekistan! All he needs now is the technology to prevent these cyber-warriors of doom from blue-screening every ten minutes!

  55. Just think about it. by Kenja · · Score: 3, Funny

    Just think about how many copies of Linux that much money could buy.

    --

    "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
    1. Re:Just think about it. by mobets · · Score: 1

      Considering blank CD's can be had for about $0.20, (CompUSA ultra generic) I'd say around 200 Million copies. Although, I feel sorry for the poor guy that has to sit there and burn them all.

      --

      It was me, I did it, I moved your cheese
    2. Re:Just think about it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same # of copies $1.00 will buy (provided you take advantage of free download sites)

    3. Re:Just think about it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      200 Million? Try 200 Billion.

    4. Re:Just think about it. by gimpboy · · Score: 1

      $1/5cd's,

      50,000,000,000$*5cd/$ = 250,000,000,000 cd's

      or 250 Billion cd's

      --
      -- john
    5. Re:Just think about it. by mobets · · Score: 1

      it was 40 billion, not 50 so that takes acre of that. And by million, I meant billion ;)

      --

      It was me, I did it, I moved your cheese
    6. Re:Just think about it. by Salsaman · · Score: 2
      Yeah right, that's about 40 CD's per person on the planet.

      Hang on a minute...that means AOL must be even richer than Microsoft !

  56. $40 billion? by argStyopa · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Everyone else has been funny, so I'll bite on the question:

    If I had $40 billion in CASH, an infallibility complex, and a slowly-dawning-realization that a) I'm not going to be able to take it with me and b) everyone doesn't love me as much as I think they do I'd sure use that money for something significant.

    I don't mean "feeding the poor" significant. They'll forget it tomorrow. I mean like building the first moon base, or a space elevator, mine the first asteroid or some such thing. Be the person that really sparked civilian development in space, and you will be remembered forever (besides doing a good turn for humanity in the really-long-view).

    My $0.02, so that leaves room for another 39,999,999,999.98 more good ideas.

    --
    -Styopa
    1. Re:$40 billion? by Greyjack · · Score: 5, Informative
      You mean like, say, curing malaria? Or the eradication of polio? Or, say, targetting funds towards cures for tuberculosis and HIV?

      Say what you will about his business practices, Bill (with, I'm sure, some conscience prodding from his wife) is doing some good stuff with his money. More than you'd ever see Ellison or McNealy do with their coin (if they had as much as he does, that is).

      Hell, Ellison would do something loony like buy Costa Rica and turn it into the Federated Republic of Oracle, complete with its own airforce and navy.

      Now that I mention it, that'd be sorta cool.

    2. Re:$40 billion? by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      Nooo you need to build an underground missle to cover the world's cities in hot molten magma.. Unless they all buy 2 Million copies of Windows XP and Office XP by noon tommorow...

      --
      Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
    3. Re:$40 billion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      microsoft doing something important
      ok, but would you really want microsoft to head such projects? i mean, seriously, what good would a moonbase be with the stability of microsoft engineering?
    4. Re:$40 billion? by zerocool^ · · Score: 2

      Yeah, or another way to look at it is:

      $40 billion = 40 thousand million dollars.

      Population of the U.S. = 281,421,906 source.

      40,000 / 281.422 = 142

      Therefore, Microsoft has enough money in reserve to make everyone in the U.S. a millionaire 142 times over.

      Jesus Christ.

      ~Will

      --
      sig?
    5. Re:$40 billion? by KFury · · Score: 2

      $40 billion = 40 thousand million dollars.

      Population of the U.S. = 281,421,906 source [census.gov].

      40,000 / 281.422 = 142

      Therefore, Microsoft has enough money in reserve to make everyone in the U.S. a millionaire 142 times over.


      Might want to watch that math. Your final line compares units in millions to units in millions. $40 billion is enough to give everyone $142, not $142 million.

    6. Re:$40 billion? by stipe42 · · Score: 1

      If you spelled as badly as you did math, that post would be like reading a comic strip dedicated to Charlie Brown's parents.

      stipe42

    7. Re:$40 billion? by KFury · · Score: 2

      If I had $40 billion in CASH, an infallibility complex, and a slowly-dawning-realization that a) I'm not going to be able to take it with me and b) everyone doesn't love me as much as I think they do I'd sure use that money for something significant.

      Except we're not talking about Bill Gates, we're talking about Microsoft. You know, the company. Companies don't worry about dying and leaving money to descendants or estate taxes, and public companies choose business practices to enhance shareholder value, not cure Polio, unless curing Polio enhances shareholder value.

      If you want to see some good come of this huge cash surplus, sell your Microsoft stock (or convince a friend to) and donate it to your favorite worthy cause.

    8. Re:$40 billion? by doconnor · · Score: 1

      Activity: Mountain Climbing
      Location: Olympus Mons

    9. Re:$40 billion? by cosmosis · · Score: 2
      I agree with you 100%. I have many such conversations like this one over the years about what I would do with a billion or 40 billion dollars. My answers are usually the same:

      Space Migration - Reseach and Development of a cheap alternative space fleet. This would include research into stronger and lighter nanomaterials. The creation of a civilian space fleet where the cost per pound of going into orbit was reduced to less than $100/pound would be revolutionary. Once there, then massive amount of capital would be expended to mature the art of space-based material resouce extraction and manufacturing. Let the colonization of the Solar System Begin!!



      Environmental Restoration - This is obviously a massive problem, but a good start would lots of money invested into alternative energy sources - solar, hydrogen, wind, bio-regeneration. I might consider buying a good chuck of the rain forests for preservation purposes.



      I think those two would be great starts to spending $40 Billion. We all know of course that is not likely to happen with Microsoft at the reigns. They will use to increase their market share, buy politicians, and continue to create crappy software. Yawn.....Sad!!!!!!!!

    10. Re:$40 billion? by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      If I had $40 billion in CASH, an infallibility complex, and a slowly-dawning-realization that a) I'm not going to be able to take it with me and b) everyone doesn't love me as much as I think they do I'd sure use that money for something significant.

      You are confusing Bill Gates, who owns around 16% (IIRC) of Microsoft, with the company itself. I'm sure Gates and Microsoft's management intend that the company will be around long after they are all dead. There are thousands of companies in the world that outlived their founders, you know.

    11. Re:$40 billion? by MarcoAtWork · · Score: 2

      hmmmmm, methinks your math is flaky

      40b$ / 281mpeople = 142 $/person

      i.e. MS has enough money to give everybody in the US 142 bucks...

      --
      -- the cake is a lie
    12. Re:$40 billion? by WaKall · · Score: 1

      My $0.02, so that leaves room for another 39,999,999,999.98 more good ideas.


      What will the last guy do with 0.98 of an idea?
    13. Re:$40 billion? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

      Well, even if you move the decimal point 6 spaces over to where it belongs, Microsoft could buy everyone in the country a copy of XP.

      --
      You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
    14. Re:$40 billion? by Rumble · · Score: 1

      Uh.... no. Your arithmetic is right but your conclusions are wrong. That's $142 not $142 mil.

    15. Re:$40 billion? by rnd() · · Score: 2
      Except we're not talking about Bill Gates, we're talking about Microsoft. You know, the company. Companies don't worry about dying and leaving money to descendants or estate taxes, and public companies choose business practices to enhance shareholder value, not cure Polio, unless curing Polio enhances shareholder value.

      And that's how it should be. Companies are supposed to make money, and do it ethically, however in the realm of competition the definition of ethics is sometimes a bit murky, particularly when you've got competetors who view challenging your ethics as a legitimate competetive strategy.

      Investments are a way to grow money. If Bill had taken the initial startup funding that he used to create Microsoft and donated it to the poor, a lot less good would have been done than has been done by the GatesFoundation, etc.

      Your comment was emotional and quite senseless. If it was an appeal to tug at the anti-MS and anti-capitalist sympathies of Slashdot, its score of 2 indicates that it failed to do so.

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    16. Re:$40 billion? by rgmoore · · Score: 1

      Of course the projects you've mentioned are things that Gates is doing with his personal money, not things that Microsoft is doing with its giant cash reserves. That is, of course, the way that things should go. Gates's personal cash is his own to do with as he pleases, but it would be a violation of his duties as an officer of the company to spend the corporate reserves on his personal philanthropic interests.

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      There's no point in questioning authority if you aren't going to listen to the answers.

    17. Re:$40 billion? by zerocool^ · · Score: 2

      yep.

      My bad.

      Oops. I'll watch that.

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      sig?
    18. Re:$40 billion? by weave · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Agreed, but I gotta say, while feeding and curing poor children in third world countries is admirable, the end result will simply be that they will live long enough to reproduce and make more poor starving children.

      The only real cures are to overthrow the corrupt governments that keep these country's citizen's impoverished, and/or take mean steps to cut down the birth rate (like, here, we'll feed you and your family for as long as you allow us to put this norplant thing into your woman).

    19. Re:$40 billion? by n-baxley · · Score: 2

      Say what you will about his business practices, Bill (with, I'm sure, some conscience prodding from his wife) is doing some good stuff with his money.

      He's married to his lawyer?!

    20. Re:$40 billion? by KFury · · Score: 2

      Your comment was emotional and quite senseless.

      You mean Styopa's comment (your comment's grandparent), right? Mine (the one you quoted, parent to your comment) was quite rational, and exactly on the level. No sarcasm was intended: Companies are supposed to try and make money. This in istelf doesn't make them evil.

    21. Re:$40 billion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Post it on /., of course.

    22. Re:$40 billion? by tshak · · Score: 2

      Please mod parent up. People who are so critical of Bill should really respect the man for what he has done with his money. Saying things like "well, a few million is nothing to him anyway" is arrogant and foolish. Relative to the amount of money he's made, he's more philanthropic then any other in the US.

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    23. Re:$40 billion? by smnolde · · Score: 2

      He'd at least be able to afford the sharks with the freakin' laser beams attached to their heads.

    24. Re:$40 billion? by rnd() · · Score: 2

      oops... sorry :)

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    25. Re:$40 billion? by swb · · Score: 2

      The only real cures are to overthrow the corrupt governments that keep these country's citizen's impoverished, [...]

      LOL! Are you suggesting that Bill use $40 billion to fund a mercenary army to overthrow dicatorships? Now *that* would be amusing.

      I'm not sure he'd get very far on that, the US military budget is $400 billion and we can't overthrow the iraqis. You could probably field a pretty good force for $40 billion, especially if he just focused on special forces kinds of activities. It'd be tough to raise and fight several wars for $40 billion.

    26. Re:$40 billion? by jshowlett · · Score: 1

      >The only real cures are to overthrow the corrupt governments that keep these country's citizen's impoverished

      Ummm.. like the US government, perhaps?

    27. Re:$40 billion? by SkyLeach · · Score: 2


      No way, he just gives his layer(s) sexual favors.

      He's married to a wonderful woman, who just happens to be the mother of The Beast.

      Now let's look into Bill's other supported funds...

      Killing baby Indians (not American). I guess he's sick of those H1B visas? ;-)

      A snapshot history of what their foundation is for, among others: "population control programs".

      In nearly all their documents, the Bill and Milinda Gates foundation mentions their support for the "global community". Another writer uses those words a whole lot in his religious fiction series.

      Now don't get me wrong, I don't think Bill is the antichrist. I think he's just a little imp. :-)

      </IANAF>

      --
      My $0.02 will always be worth more than your â0.02, so :-p
    28. Re:$40 billion? by handorf · · Score: 2

      You know, now that you mention it, I bet you could fight quite a long time on 40Bln. Just think: No command structure already in place, no hundreds of years of tradition to maintain, no obsession with maintaining high-powered weapons you can't maintain but that none-the-less require a huge amount of upkeep and security.

      Look at it this way:
      1 trained merc for a few weeks: 10K
      1 laser guided anti-tank missile: 1K
      Any tank on the battlefield today: Between 50M (very old) and 1Bln (M1A1)

      Taking out said tank with said missile: Priceless.

      Besides, without the political concerns of a government I bet they could be quite effective if ruthless.

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      -- IANAEG - I am not an elder god.
    29. Re:$40 billion? by weave · · Score: 2
      Chuckle, no, but now that you mention it....

      Perhaps if someone phoned in a tip to BSA that Omar and /bin/laden were using pirate versions of XP, they could hunt them down. Can you imagine being a process server and getting THOSE suit papers to deliver?!

      But back to the idea of overthrowing, I don't think it takes billions to bring down someone like that. Look how many of our Presidents have been assassinated for the cost of a rifle and a few bullets... For some reason, covertly hunting down a leader and assasinating them is considered uncivilized but if they die as collateral damage while bombing and killing thousands of innocent civilians, then that is OK. Then again, look who makes those "rules" -- world leaders who don't want to be assassinated....

    30. Re:$40 billion? by nuggz · · Score: 2

      I believe he's made a statement to the effect that he's going to give away ALL his money.

      Leave around enough for his wife & daughter (it is a girl isn't it?) to live comfortably, but not to endure the hardship of exccessive wealth.

      He isn't a dumb guy, he realizes that having billions and controlling a hugely powerful corporation is a damn hard job.

      You can see the toll taking care of a large responsiblity takes
      Look at before and after pictures of Clinton, and pretty much any major national leader, pretty young at the beginning, then old and worn by the end.

    31. Re:$40 billion? by Nehemiah+S. · · Score: 2

      yes, but then your kids would suddenly find themselves with $400B+ to get rid of, and everyone would hate them for it...

      --
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      where the eye of his telescope has already been
    32. Re:$40 billion? by Paul+Komarek · · Score: 2

      Just as you suggest distinguishing between Bill the Microsoft Furror and Bill the Gates Foundation guy, one should also distinguish between US$40 billion owned by MS, and whatever assets Bill Gates the US Citizen has.

      -Paul KOmarek

    33. Re:$40 billion? by Evro · · Score: 2

      Most of the reason that people of Gates's wealth setup these "foundations" is so they can get massive tax breaks. Because the rich are taxed so "heavily" in the US, most extremely wealthy individuals establish a charity foundation to do good works on their behalf, while they get huge tax writeoffs. Everybody wins. One of the big problems with Bush's tax cut, which immensely favors/favored the rich (Dick cheney saves about $1 Million a year in tax now; average american saves close to $500), is that the rich have much less incentive to create these foundations, and society as a whole loses out.

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    34. Re:$40 billion? by perky · · Score: 1

      You are confusing Bill Gates, who owns around 16% (IIRC) of Microsoft

      just for completeness, it's 12% - it says so in the article

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    35. Re:$40 billion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate to spoil your little Gates-fest, but I DON'T CARE how many other people he's helped. He may have helped others, but he FUCKED me. Hell, Hitler *ended the Great Depression* by starting up the war machine to create jobs in Germany, and forcing the rest of the world to do the same. Do you admire him as well? Do you overlook HIS litany of crimes?

      Billg's charity is just a feeble attempt to divert us from his criminal behavior. Since when does a lying bastard who (confusingly enough) claims to be an Objectivist support charity? *It's against his religion*. He will ONLY give if he knows he's going to RECEIVE in return. Think about it. This is for publicity to weigh against his crimes. That's all.

      If he changes his business practices, stops lying in court, and improves the quality of his bloated spying anti-competitive proprietary shitware up to the basic industry standard most Betas already exceed, then MAYBE I'll start admiring his wonderful greatness with you MS-sponsored fucks. But it isn't going to happen. Because he might care bundles about curing the Beubonic Plague, but he obviously doesn't care about the quality of his product or the reputation of his company and himself.

      Until then, he's a scumbag. I could give away *90%* of my money if I had so much in the bank that I couldn't possibly spend it in a hundred lifetimes. Gee, I'd be happy with a paltry $500 million. There's not much I can't buy with that.

      Look at it this way. If an average person has $30,000 in the bank, then Bill spending 100 million on curing masturbation or whatever is the same cost outlay as a regular person buying a year's subscription to Juggs. How much would you notice the hit on the cost of a magazine subscription? Especially if it got you adoring write-ups like this, that would hopefully sway judge, jury, journalist and politician in your favor? And you made it back in interest by the end of the day? Most Christians give more than this percentage-wise to their Church every week. I spend more percentage-wise on coffee each month. And PLEASE don't forget that for us, 1% is 1%, and shouldn't be squandered. For Bill, 1% is more money than he could ever spend. He could buy five thousand cars for the same amount percentagewise that we spend on a new television.

      Fucking Kindergarten Retards. Do the math and stop adoring convicted felons.

      Modded up to +5? You idiot mods are just proving that the wealthy can buy their way out of whatever they want. How quickly you forget. How pathetic. Fuck you and the shiny new 2003 Microsoft Greedmobile you rode in on.

      John Galt.

    36. Re:$40 billion? by swb · · Score: 2

      If you wanted to field the Taliban you could do it for $10k. But remember, we're talking about actually *winning* a war (ie, overthrow government) not just doing guerilla warfare tactics to outlast an occupying army. We want to actually defeat an existing (albeit bad) standing army and take over the government.

      $40 billion would field a good light infantry, maybe with some mechanized support and some helicopters. I don't think you could win anything with just RPGs, assualt rifles and machine guns -- you will need some light armor and some choppers.

      The bummer is transport to the fight -- moving 10K troops, arms, ammo and supplies to some third world country isn't cheap. Supply chain logistics is a mofo that even the private sector has problems with.

      And then there's the re-usability factor -- we're going to do this in more than one country, aren't we? $40 billion is plenty to overthrow the people's republic of east treestump and the four drunks armed with AK-47s that constitute its army. It might be tough to fight in asia, africa and south america effectively, in a serial fashion on $40b.

    37. Re:$40 billion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like it'd be easier just to nuke them all...

    38. Re:$40 billion? by cmkrnl · · Score: 0, Troll

      The world will be a much better place when natural selection has eliminated socialism.

      Curmudgeon

    39. Re:$40 billion? by Fjord · · Score: 1

      Tax breaks don't really work the way you think they do. They just lower your taxable income. To say that Bill Gates donates money just to get a tax break is to say he spends $2 billion so that he doesn't have to give $1 billion in taxes. If he never donated the $2B, he would be up $1B.

      Really, the tax breaks are there to remove discouragement from donation.

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      -no broken link
    40. Re:$40 billion? by IamTheRealMike · · Score: 2
      Say what you will about his business practices, Bill (with, I'm sure, some conscience prodding from his wife) is doing some good stuff with his money.

      No no no! I absolutely refuse to think that this makes up for Gates past.

      Look - if I went out today on a crime spree, if I robbed bank after bank after bank, became the richest guy in the world from ripping off other people, then hired some smart accountants to make it grow even more would you respect me? No, of course not.

      If I then took that illegaly earnt money and spent it on Good Deeds(tm) would you respect me? I hope not.

      Please don't lose sight of the fact that Bill Gates is really quite a sad man, he spent his life screwing others in the pursuit of wealth, and now he is richer than even his wildest dreams he's realised that it made him one of the most unpopular men in the industry, and he doesn't even want all that money anyway!

      I'd have respected Gates a lot more if he hadn't deadlocked the industry into a monopoly, and actually acted ethically all this time, rather than simply accruing massive wealth then giving it away.

    41. Re:$40 billion? by dosun88888 · · Score: 1

      Nobody on slashdot can do math? .02 = 50 ideas per dollar, = 2 trillion ideas. so, 1,999,999,999,999 more ideas can be paid for.

      As for .98 of an idea, well, that WAS where windows came from.

      ~D

    42. Re:$40 billion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone seems to forget that Bill Gates does not have $40Bil on hand, MS Corporation has $40Bil cash. MS Corp has only one legal goal: generate profit. So they have some money for a rainy day. It's not like the bills or the shareholders aren't getting paid. Has anybody bothered to look at what MS's operating expenses are for a year? Now throw in the fact that the DOJ just got done sueing them, 9 states are going to take separate action, and countless others are contimplating legal action, that money could be gone in a few years.

    43. Re:$40 billion? by jafac · · Score: 2

      He's just buying some good PR, and I'd even venture to speculate, a good night's sleep - but on the other hand, I'm not sure he has a problem with insomnia or a the burden of a conscience.

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    44. Re:$40 billion? by jbrians · · Score: 1

      Strange but true factoid: As life expectency goes up, birth-rate declines. Education helps too. Provide a population with decent health-care and education, and things start to improve pretty quickly. You're right though, the trick is being able to help the population without a corrupt government skimming everything off on its way in.
      -Brian

      --
      "Faith strikes me as intellectual laziness." -Robert A. Heinlen
    45. Re:$40 billion? by Thud457 · · Score: 0

      STFU you ignorant motherfuckers. I mean it.

      Why the fuck do you think the pejorative term " banana republic " is in the common lexicon?!!! That was common practice in the first half of this century. I'm pretty sure that United Fruit, Dole, et al had much smaller warchests than Microsoft currently has.

      You get an accountant with the right mindset, and he'll figure out where to best put your money to get the most effect -- unlike footing a "professional" military with the inherent bureaucracy and waste.

      Once you install a friendly regime in one country, you can use that country to springboard your offensive into its neighbors.
      You just need to make sure that the state dept is onboard with your plans.

      It's been tried before. It works .
      Why do you think Ronnie (& his predecessors) got their panties in a bunch when Castro tried to play the same game in the same countries they already proved this in?

      The Brits did the same thing for oil in the middle east. And the French did it for sheer spite in the far east.

      That's why half the world doesn't like or trust us arrogant gringos.


      (back th the original point about feeding starving people)
      The technical problem of feeding people has been solved -- see US grain sales to the USSR for proof. The real problem is political -- starvation is a powerful tool for keeping people in line.

      Thats why these pissant kleptocrats hate US aid. "Damn those rich American bastards, they're trying to feed the people we want to starve!"

      (as a side note - I'm quite sure my file includes the notation "harmless armchair crank", so I'm quite safe in pointing out such unacknowledged truths).

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    46. Re:$40 billion? by Thud457 · · Score: 0

      The bad math troll, how droll. Most effective, though.

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    47. Re:$40 billion? by Hideyoshi · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You are an animal. Why don't we do begin to do something for population control by first castrating you?

    48. Re:$40 billion? by madenosine · · Score: 1

      your post made me wonder...

      What's stopping Microsoft from significantly lowering the prices on their products? I mean they want a more stable source of income by getting users and developers to use .NET, yet they are making it extremely expensive to produce applications for the .NET platform.

      They can obviously afford the temporary loss, so what's stopping them?

      I would happily upgrade to VS.NET if I could get it at a really low price

      I know i'm wrong (as Microsoft has surely already thought of the idea), but I don't see what's wrong with it.

    49. Re:$40 billion? by Tackhead · · Score: 2
      > Hell, Ellison would do something loony like buy Costa Rica and turn it into the Federated Republic of Oracle, complete with its own airforce and navy.

      Costa Rica? Fuck, that's what he's doing to California. What do you think that $95M Oraclegate scandal's all about? :-)

    50. Re:$40 billion? by Jason+Earl · · Score: 2

      The answer to that is simple, and some of it is even covered in the article.

      Microsoft is big and rich, but they still have a very high P/E ratio. If they can't keep up their double digit growth then the boys on Wall Street are very likely to downgrade their stock price. Since the personal fortunes of most Microsoft employees (and all Microsoft executives) is deeply intertwined with the stock price that would be a catastrophe. Now that PC sales have tapered off Microsoft can no longer rely on PC growth to fuel revenue growth. Couple that with the fact that Linux has decimated their lucrative UNIX-to-Windows migration scheme and you can see why Microsoft is squeezing their customers harder than ever. After all, the only way to grow revenues without growing the market is to charge your customers more.

      The whole point of the article was to point out how strange it is for Microsoft to keep such an enormous pile of wealth tied up in cash and short range investments. The primary reason that Microsoft continues to build up cash reserves (instead of offering a dividend to its investors) is that Microsoft wants to pretend that it is still in the rapid growth phase of its existence instead of the stable growth phase.

    51. Re:$40 billion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want to see who is really eradicating polio, go check with your local Rotary Club. Its nice that Bill and Melinda have ante up'd some cash but they are really Johnnie come lately's in this project. In fact you probably could not do this project without Rotary. In some countries the government can't get cooperation from the citizens but the local Rotary businessmen can. (Laos, Cambodia come to mind) Check the contibution of your Rotary Club you will be surprized at the money raised.

    52. Re:$40 billion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And not just decent education, but decent education for all, especially women. The correlation between female education and birthrate is very strong.

    53. Re:$40 billion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and/or take mean steps to cut down the birth rate (like, here, we'll feed you and your family for as long as you allow us to put this norplant thing into your woman).

      Good idea. Pity your idiot President is blocking exactly that kind of approach - see http://www.observer.co.uk/international/story/0,69 03,710335,00.html

    54. Re:$40 billion? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2

      I picked up the regular VS.NET for $99 at Best Buy. Aside from compiling substantially slower on my geezy old hardware and having a tremendous amount of useless (although sometimes interesting) baggage, it seems like a neat product.

      The professional and enterprise level packages are exorbitantly priced, but they're geared towards businesses. The sheer volume of development capability that can be had for $99 is pretty amazing.

      I know, I know, Microsoft is evil and gcc is free, but that doesn't change my mind.

      The high price of development tools doesn't seem so bad compared to more or less _doubling_ the price of the OS between Win2k and XP.

      The fact of the matter is Microsoft is in it for the money.

      --
      You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
  57. You forgot about Gizmo Duck by Faizdog · · Score: 1

    Fentom Quackshell ( I think that last name is right) will protectit. Blaberingblaberskites!!!!!!

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    -"Those who fought today will die tommorow."-
    1. Re:You forgot about Gizmo Duck by Capt_Troy · · Score: 2

      Great Show. I believe it was Fenten though.

    2. Re:You forgot about Gizmo Duck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As someone obsessed with the stupid show through grade school, it was 'Fenton.'

      IMHO, Tale Spin was the best 'Disney Afternoon' series. Look up the initial reference for the 'air pirates' if you don't understand. (...and it is a bit sad that the result was Disney's appropriation of the name, even if it was in vague tribute/flattery...)

    3. Re:You forgot about Gizmo Duck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tale Spin was good, but the Gummi Bears was the best.

    4. Re:You forgot about Gizmo Duck by dimator · · Score: 2
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  58. Catastrophe Hedging Program Beta by DeadBugs · · Score: 2

    I would like to see what kind of bug list and change log the Catastrophe Hedging Program has. I'm sure people would be fired for a rounding error or misplaced decimal. I could see Bill Gates face while using the program to handle his finances and get a blue screen before he could hit save.

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  59. Generating $1bn a month?? by SanLouBlues · · Score: 2

    Haven't they been around more than just 38 months? How long have they been making this much? Seems that either the number is wrong, or they should have more than just $38bn . . .

    1. Re:Generating $1bn a month?? by Zack · · Score: 1

      The article didn't say they have been generating a billion dollars a month since the inception of the company but rather that now they're generating a billion dollars a month.

      Maybe last year there were only making 750 Million a month, and the year before 500 and the year before... you get my point

    2. Re:Generating $1bn a month?? by pete-classic · · Score: 2

      [I posted this earlier, but it disappeared somewhere between the time I hit submit and the time it should have entered the /. DB.]

      Matt,

      Consider taking Algebra next semester. You will learn that not all functions are linear.

      After that you may take Calculus one day, and learn that it is often appropriate and useful to substitute a linear equation for a non-linear one for small portions of the domain.

      Good luck with that higher education.

      -Peter

    3. Re:Generating $1bn a month?? by SanLouBlues · · Score: 2

      Quoth me: "How long have they been making this much?"

      Emphasis added on the second go.

    4. Re:Generating $1bn a month?? by pete-classic · · Score: 2

      Yes, you said that, but you followed with "Seems that either the number is wrong, or they should have more than just $38bn . . ." which is false. The number is not wrong, and they "shouldn't" have more than $38 billion.

      The question "How long have they been making this much?" does not make your false dichotomy any less false, or my statements any less true.

      -Peter

  60. What to do with that cash ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's
    a good answer at Sherman's Lagoon...
    Cheers !

  61. Slowdown is their own fault by ttys00 · · Score: 1

    From the article:

    At Microsoft's sprawling Redmond, Wash. complex, the word "slowdown" is being openly discussed, casting a chill over the world's largest software company.

    Well maybe if they didn't force a new OS/office suite/server suite down everyones throats every couple of years, which has twice the crap that no one wants built in, and is twice the cost of the previous version, maybe the slowdown wouldn't be so severe.

  62. prices by mach-5 · · Score: 1

    To think they have all that money and still charge outrageous prices for their software as compared to what it costs to manufacture...unbelievable!

  63. Put this in perspective by Atrus5 · · Score: 1

    I don't think these are good metrics at all, what about how many Linux kernals you can buy with it? Wait, that divide by zero is a problem for that calculation. Hm, then perhaps we could put this in terms of iPods or a beowulf cluster with x nodes.

    iPods: 72,727,273
    beowulf cluster nodes: about 450,000

    Now that's a lot of mp3s. Or a lot of processing power.

  64. You mean... by Rorschach1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're not using MS Money for that?

    1. Re:You mean... by BovineSpirit · · Score: 1

      If Bill, Steve and so on are using MS Money to do their finances then at least M$ will have one application that's been fully checked for buffer overflows...

    2. Re:You mean... by jonearth · · Score: 1

      No, 20 billions figure will Buffer Overflow MS Money

  65. Dividends are stupid by crow · · Score: 3, Informative

    Dividends are stupid. If Microsoft decides it has more cash than it needs and wants to provide shareholder value with the money (possibly with the federal government threatening to tax the "excess" cash reserve), then a stock buy back makes much more sense than a dividend. In theory, both provide the same value to the shareholders, but a stock buyback provides capital gains instead of income.

    So even if the government decided to enforce the tax on "excess" cash reserves, there would be no need for a dividend.

    1. Re:Dividends are stupid by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 2

      uhh... dividends are not stupid, at least to those of us who would like to actually have a reliable income stream from our assets.

      egad... why would you invest in a compnay that has no growth prospects, like MS with such a high PE ratio anyway? you would only invest in this company if they provided a yearly dividend (aka income stream to YOU).

      thats how the stock market has ALWAYS worked, and will continue to work, in the post-internet-boom.

      i suggest you dont invest if you dont understand why dividends are a good idea.

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    2. Re:Dividends are stupid by GMontag · · Score: 2

      1. Dividends have no relation to growth.

      2. If you want a constant stream then sell fractional shares of stock that do not pay dividends, as the value of the stock rises.

      3. Don't confuse equity with debt, believe it or not they are quite different.

    3. Re:Dividends are stupid by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      Wow, did you ever miss the poster's point. A stock buyback would be an excellent move, since that would increase demand for the stock, thereby increasing the market price, thereby allowing you to sell the stock at a gain, thus providing the source of income you are hoping for. If MS doesn't provide dividends (which is not entirely unusual) and you don't like that, then don't invest in MS.

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    4. Re:Dividends are stupid by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      i dont invest in MS because their PE is too damn high relative to their future earnings growth potential.

      a dividend may actually make me consider investing in them.

      they are not a growth stock anymore, at best they are a "utility" stock that should produce 10-15% returns every year. If done right, they should be the new Coca-Cola - profits and dividends every year from now until eternity.

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    5. Re:Dividends are stupid by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In general tech companies should not pay dividends. They should be reinvesting that money into R&D. Without R&D most tech companies will die in a few years.

      Very few tech companies will ever become that "utility" stock that returns 10%-15% every year, MS included. MS will never be the Coca-Cola because MS "must" to continue to spend huge amounts of R&D dollars to keep their revenue stream moving. Coke can just continue to sell coke and make a profit. MS cannot just to continue to sell WinXP and still be around in 5 years.

    6. Re:Dividends are stupid by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      the problem is saturation and lack of innovation - whether you like it or not, this market has reached saturation, and will quicly mature.

      MS will be unable to grow revenue in this market, hell they're going to have a hard time maintaining revenue. Which is why MS is pushing the subscription model (.NET)

      If they manage to succeed with the subscription model, they will quickly become a utility like company.

      traditionally, they need to do massive R&D... but why? who is about to go out and buy ANOTHER new computer when this one is just fine, thank you very much. MS is in serious amounts of shit if the subscription model fails.

      the worst thing that could happen to MS is a commoditization of the OS (read: linux) whereby anyone has access to any and all parts of the environment and can piece them together at will, without paying MS exorbinant royalties.

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    7. Re:Dividends are stupid by JWW · · Score: 2

      Boy do I wish I still had some mod points.

      The above post is exactly right, and very instightful.

    8. Re:Dividends are stupid by len_harms · · Score: 1

      A stock buy back is also very risky. In theory it should raise the price of the stock. Will it? Probably. MS is probably happy with the stock price. Usually you see stock buy backs when the company feels the stock price is undervalued. You will see splits when the company feels the stock price is overvalued. With dividinds you have actual realized value, not maybes and probablies. Why did the market go down today? Because it didnt go up. Why did the market go up today? Because it didnt go down. Anyone who tells you different is lying. Fear and greed RULE the market.

    9. Re:Dividends are stupid by shyster · · Score: 2
      [MS is] not a growth stock anymore, at best they are a "utility" stock that should produce 10-15% returns every year. If done right, they should be the new Coca-Cola - profits and dividends every year from now until eternity.

      Don't you get it? In 10 years, MS will have enough cash to buy the US government. At that point, all the taxes will go to Microsoft. Talk about profits and dividends!!!!

    10. Re:Dividends are stupid by ichimunki · · Score: 1

      Except that this computer is *not* fine. It's not even close to fine. Can I hold the entirety of the Encyclopedia Britannica on a machine the size of a steno pad? Can I carry my entire CD library around and have my computer learn what songs I like? (On the same machine) Can I carry my entire video library on that same machine? Does my operating system contain tools that truly fight back against viruses and security threats without my help? Does my application suite learn my preferences rather than requiring complex settings dialogs? Can I browse wirelessly while riding a submarine up the Mississippi river? Can I do real-time voice/visual chat from that same computer?

      Computers have come a long way, but they still have a long way to go.

      Rather than comparing Microsoft to utilities (most of which have a long history of being semi-public and often government-created monopolies) look to compare them to the auto industry. In the auto industry (as much as we'd all like to carp otherwise) innovation is slow, difficult and requires a lot of expensive research. Getting an overall increase in fuel efficiency isn't simple, while at the same time providing the larger SUV and trucks people seem to want. Getting cars safer and more reliable every year takes a lot of work. And then finally, there's the fact that cars, like all machines (including computers) degrade with use, requiring new purchases.

      MS may have a monopoly, but they are also in an industry where the barriers to entry are very low, and *potential* competitors are everywhere. An IBM or the new Compaq/HP could easily look to create alternative operating systems. I even hear that a group of hobbyists wrote a whole operating system and some pretty decent apps and that they give the thing away. Don't forget Apple is there hungry to have us decide that Macs make the best central systems in our new digital lifestyles.

      But why is Microsoft sitting on cash? Who knows. Don't make no sense to me. Seems to me that's the least profitable investment for all that money they could make. At the same time, it should be proof to every single one of their customers that Microsoft products are overpriced. The company makes so much money they can't even spend it all. :)

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  66. 2.5? by mikeee · · Score: 5, Funny

    Uh oh... we all know no Microsoft product is usable until version 3.0.

    1. Re:2.5? by sdo1 · · Score: 1
      Uh oh... we all know no Microsoft product is usable until version 3.0.

      By this you imply that they become usable at version 3.0.

      I respectfully disagree.

      -S

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    2. Re:2.5? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, so its version 2.5? Sounds like they loaned version 2.0 to Ford for beta testing and see where their liquidity went! Seems MicoSquash can be truly cross-plaform... even the financial management wonks can't get a release right until version 3.0

    3. Re:2.5? by Sabriel · · Score: 2
      Uh oh... we all know no Microsoft product is usable until version 3.0
      Yeah, but crap software is what Microsoft makes for *us*. When it's *their* money, of course they make sure to get rid of the bugs... :)
    4. Re:2.5? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dunno, stallion... it seems to be working pretty well for MS at $40B and counting.

  67. No corporation pays taxes by Loundry · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This needs to be repeated over and over again because many people do not understand it. Corporations do not pay taxes. Corporations collect taxes.

    Here's how it works. A corproation is a legal entity designed to make money. It has a list of expenses and a list of revenues. One of those expenses is "taxes." When the government raises taxes on a corporation, the corporation has to make up for the higher costs. It does this by increasing the price of its products or services. I.e., the consumer has to bear the brunt of the higer cost of the corporation's tax. I.e., the corporation is merely a tax proxy for the government.

    All wealth in the country is held by two groups: individuals and government. People talk about "Microsoft's $40 billion," but Microsoft is owned by individuals. It does not exist without the individuals who make it run.

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    1. Re:No corporation pays taxes by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 2

      People talk about "Microsoft's $40 billion," but Microsoft is owned by individuals. It does not exist without the individuals

      But I wasn't talking about Microsoft avoiding taxes. I was talking about Bill Gates using Microsoft as a tax shelter to avoid taxes.

    2. Re:No corporation pays taxes by JoeWalsh · · Score: 2

      That's only true to the extent that the corporation has pricing power. To the extent that it does not, the taxes will come out of the corporation's profits.

    3. Re:No corporation pays taxes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>>But I wasn't talking about Microsoft avoiding taxes. I was talking about Bill Gates using Microsoft as a tax shelter to avoid taxes.

      You are absolutely wrong. As a tax-paying individual, Bill Gates is a model citizen.

      You are talking about Bill Gates, whose father teams with Warren Buffet to lobby the U.S. Congress in order to keep the inheritance tax.

      You are talking about Bill Gates, thru his venture capitalistic style in his charitable foundation, forego a much higher tax deduction. (If Bill Gates kept an arms-length relationship with his charitable foundation, he would have received a much higher tax deduction from the IRS).

    4. Re:No corporation pays taxes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      government doesn't exist without the individuals who run it. eh.

    5. Re:No corporation pays taxes by Cid+Highwind · · Score: 1

      I think that in the desktop OS market Microsoft has damn near absolute pricing power.

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    6. Re:No corporation pays taxes by Loundry · · Score: 2

      But I wasn't talking about Microsoft avoiding taxes. I was talking about Bill Gates using Microsoft as a tax shelter to avoid taxes.

      As much as I dislike Bill Gates, I have no problem with his doing this.

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    7. Re:No corporation pays taxes by Loundry · · Score: 2

      government doesn't exist without the individuals who run it. eh.

      Individuals do not run government. Elected officials run government.

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    8. Re:No corporation pays taxes by HiThere · · Score: 2

      But do remember that this "money" that your are talking about is just pieces of paper that are printed by the government. (Plus it's abstraction into accounting electrons, bookkeeping entries, etc.)

      The wealth of a country is a quite complex thing, involving knowledge, resources, organization, etc. But the money .. that's simple. Money has value because the government demands that you pay taxes with it. That's it. Everyone, and every corporation, has to pay taxes to the government. So they all need to collect money to pay those taxes. And that's why money has any value at all. It's not like a CD drive, or a movie, or a loaf of bread. It's just a physical representation of a bookkeeping entry (and vice versa).

      So MS holding onto $40 Billion isn't keeping anyone from having bread, or housing, or fancy clothes. It's holding onto bookkeeping entries. It's when it spends the money that it will be using up wealth. As long as it holds onto the money, it's only threatening to spend it. And this is threatening to the extent that you feel that it might use resources that you could otherwise use (e.g., the vote of a senator). And it's a promise to the extent that you feel that they might toss some of it your way (e.g., a job).

      I don't know the right way to feel about this, but all of the simple ways seem to be wrong.

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    9. Re:No corporation pays taxes by sadr · · Score: 1

      And if they don't have pricing power, then the increased taxes on the corporation come out of the individuals who own the corporation's pockets, or else out of the worker's pockets.

      Both of those, in the end, are individuals.

    10. Re:No corporation pays taxes by rabidcow · · Score: 2

      This needs to be repeated over and over again because many people do not understand it.

      Ok, now I'm not entirely sure here, but that might be because it's complete and total nonsense.

      A corproation is a legal entity designed to make money.

      That's right, the corporation is there to make money, not for the government to delegate taxes. There is a tax on making money, thus the corporation must pay taxes on the money that it makes.

      When the government raises taxes on a corporation, the corporation has to make up for the higher costs.

      Nonsense. When the government raises taxes on a corporation, the corporation's profit drops.

      It does this by increasing the price of its products or services.

      If the corporation wants its profits to remain unchanged by the increased taxes (which may not even be possible) it has to either increase revenue or decrease expenses.

      One way of doing this is to raise the price of its products or services, but there's these tricky little supply and demand curves that can mess that up. You see, if you charge more for something, typically fewer people will buy it.

      Since making money is the corporations business, they should be looking for the optimal price/demand level anyway. The only possible way that increasing prices could offset increased taxes without fail would be if corporate taxes had some effect on the demand of their product, which they don't.

    11. Re:No corporation pays taxes by anthony_dipierro · · Score: 1

      As much as I dislike Bill Gates, I have no problem with his doing this.

      I don't really either. I'd probably do the same thing in his situation. What I do have a problem with is that the government lets him do it.

    12. Re:No corporation pays taxes by Squeeze+Truck · · Score: 2

      I thought that under some 1890 law (the name escapes me at the moment), corporations are indeed legal persons -- with all the legal rights that implies.

      (interesting sidenote: the Japanese word for "corporation" is houjingaisha, or "legal-person company".)

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    13. Re:No corporation pays taxes by shyster · · Score: 2
      Bravo. You hit it right on the head. Just to emphasize, I'll restate.

      Assuming a perfect market (which is the assumption to begin with), the corps will have already priced their product at that optimal level to get the most profit. If taxes are increased, the only way to increase prices is to lower profits. That, of course, is a prettu dumb thing to do. The only way to pay the taxes, then, is to dip into the profit margin.

    14. Re:No corporation pays taxes by Squeeze+Truck · · Score: 2

      One way of doing this is to raise the price of its products or services, but there's these tricky little supply and demand curves that can mess that up. You see, if you charge more for something, typically fewer people will buy it.

      I'm not arguing against your post, but if the government (or should I say, Congress) decides to raise taxes, it would do so across the board, or at the very least on all corporations in a specific industry.

      If all corporations suddenly incurred the additional taxes, and all of them raised their prices, then the supply/demand curve should be unaffected.
      That is assuming consumers truly need whatever that industry makes, and have no other means to come by it.

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    15. Re:No corporation pays taxes by rabidcow · · Score: 2

      That is assuming consumers truly need whatever that industry makes, and have no other means to come by it.



      Yes, for inelastic industries the demand remains constant, but most industries aren't like that. Of course raising prices across the board will have less of an effect on a particular company than just that company raising prices, but usually there is still some effect.

  68. bankrupt the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thing is, if MS stuck 40b in a bank account somewhere - or anywhere doing anything that earns intrest on it, wouldn't they eventually bankrupt the world? If they could pull, say, 10% intrest on 40b, that's 4b per year starting off. It'd only be a matter of time before the rest of the world was paying microsoft (in intrest alone not even counting actual products and services) and all the banks would go 'bankrupt' as MS drained them of their monies.

    1. Re:bankrupt the world by alen · · Score: 2

      No stupid. The money would be lent to others. Such as mortgages, business loans etc. With interest of course. This is how wealth is created.

    2. Re:bankrupt the world by letxa2000 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      It'd only be a matter of time before the rest of the world was paying microsoft (in intrest alone not even counting actual products and services) and all the banks would go 'bankrupt' as MS drained them of their monies.

      You are either a 1) liberal that believes in a finite amount of money. 2) Never taken econ classes. The latter is forgivable, the former isn't. :)

      MS has to have their 40b deposited in banks. Those banks don't just pay interest for fun; they take that 40b and loan it to others (you, me, etc.) and we use that money to build houses, buy cars, and do other things that stimulate the economy and create more wealth. The banks take the interest we pay, take their cut, and pay interest to those that have deposited their money with the banks (MS, IBM, you and me, etc.).

      It's all a nice little system called capitalism and banks allow wealth to be PRODUCED, not confiscated by a single individual or company.

      Don't worry; MS really ought to pay dividends with that money, but they're not hurting you or me by doing it. In fact, they're making more money available that banks can loan us to buy cars and houses.

    3. Re:bankrupt the world by nuggz · · Score: 2

      Well 40 billion isn't _that_ much, the US gov is in debt way beyond that.

    4. Re:bankrupt the world by wrt2 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      MS has to have their 40b deposited in banks. Those banks don't just pay interest for fun; they take that 40b and loan it to others (you, me, etc.) and we use that money to build houses, buy cars, and do other things that stimulate the economy and create more wealth.

      Unless, of course, they take that money and loan it to sucker^H^H^H others to purchase shares of Enron (insert current flavor of month here) on margin while instructing the analysts in their investment division to hype the stock publicly all the while calling it a POS privately. It's a nice little system called corruption and it allows wealth to be CONCENTRATED, at least until the market collapses. Unfortunately, just as handling cost overruns on single-source no-bid cost-plus contracts is not taught in CS 101, practical tips on perpetrating multimillion-dollar market frauds aren't going to be covered in ECON 101. Instead, you'll be taught happy little myths about friction-free perfect meetings of supply and demand, which is like discussing Earth's gravitational pull while disregarding Earth's atmosphere when trying to understand aviation.

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    5. Re:bankrupt the world by letxa2000 · · Score: 2
      It's a nice little system called corruption and it allows wealth to be CONCENTRATED, at least until the market collapses.

      This has nothing to do with the original topic of wealth creation through capitalistic use of the banking system.

      Unfortunately, just as handling cost overruns on single-source no-bid cost-plus contracts is not taught in CS 101, practical tips on perpetrating multimillion-dollar market frauds aren't going to be covered in ECON 101.

      It's fraud and will be prosecuted. See previous paragraph about your reply having nothing to do with topic at hand.

      Instead, you'll be taught happy little myths about friction-free perfect meetings of supply and demand, which is like discussing Earth's gravitational pull while disregarding Earth's atmosphere when trying to understand aviation.

      Uhm, see previous paragraph about your reply having nothing to do with the topic at hand.

      My guess is, though, that you were burned by Enron. My condolences.

      ... But you having been burned by Enron doesn't have anything to do with the topic at hand.

    6. Re:bankrupt the world by kalidasa · · Score: 2, Interesting

      1) liberal that believes in a finite amount of money

      Don't be stupid, liberals do not believe in a "finite" amount of money. They believe that wealth is created through labor, unlike conservatives, who believe that wealth is created through interest, forgetting that wealth created through interest is destroyed through inflation.

      For someone who made a crack about a /. reader not having taken any economics classes, you obviously don't know your macro economics very well either.

    7. Re:bankrupt the world by Kwil · · Score: 1

      Sounds to me that this is how debt is created.

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    8. Re:bankrupt the world by letxa2000 · · Score: 2
      Don't be stupid, liberals do not believe in a "finite" amount of money

      Perhaps not all, but many do. They believe that if the "rich got richer" that means the "poor got poorer." When they wack off cliche lines like that they are implicitly saying that they believe in a finite amount of wealth.

      They believe that wealth is created through labor, unlike conservatives, who believe that wealth is created through interest, forgetting that wealth created through interest is destroyed through inflation.

      Uhm, I know NO-ONE (Democrat nor Republican) who believes that wealth is created by interest. Interest is a by-product. Wealth is created by the banking system that takes Microsoft's money and loans it to thousands of people which allows them to further their economic goals, purchasing cars and houses that would otherwise have been unaccessible to them.

      The banking system permits wealth creation, not interest. Of course, everyone has to WORK to create wealth, but banks allow the effect of that work to be multiplied.

      For someone who made a crack about a /. reader not having taken any economics classes, you obviously don't know your macro economics very well either.

      I'm fine on macro economics. You either misunderstood my post or are yourself a little bit lacking in study. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you read my original post too quickly.

    9. Re:bankrupt the world by Rob+Y. · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      You are either a 1) liberal that believes in a finite amount of money. 2) Never taken econ classes. The latter is forgivable, the former isn't. :) What does being a liberal have to do with 'believing in a finite amount of money'? I swear, some of you young'ns have been so brainwashed with this 'the L-word' bullshit, it's scary. Despite what the Republicans would have you believe, liberalism is not communism. It may involve a slightly different definition of 'equality of opportunity' than the conservative or libertarian sets might like, and it definitely does not stand for corporations over individuals, but it's not the boogey man either. So, what do you think of the GPL?

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    10. Re:bankrupt the world by Nept · · Score: 1

      Actually, dividend policy is irrelevant. Since dividend policy does not affect either a firm's cost of capital or its stock value, it is irrelevant from an investor's perspective.

      If you miss the quarterly influx of dividend checks, create your own divident policy by selling stock.

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    11. Re:bankrupt the world by Courageous · · Score: 4, Insightful

      MS has to have their 40b deposited in banks. Those banks don't just pay interest for fun; they take that 40b and loan it to others...

      You're more correct than you say. They actually loan out the money many times. The very act of MS depositing $40B in the bank probably actually creates (and I do mean creates, yes) an additional $160B over the original $40B.

      C//

    12. Re:bankrupt the world by VEGx · · Score: 1

      In fact, they're making more money available that banks can loan us When did you take the last econ class? Don't you realize that if they pay out dividends there will be still the same amount of money in the system, i.e., the same amount of money available for loans. If they payout dividends, the money just goes from one account to another. Nothing changes for the BANK! or the money available for loans.

    13. Re:bankrupt the world by wrt2 · · Score: 1

      Erm, yeah. On the topic at hand, the $40 billion is a bad thing. Depositing it with Citigroup doesn't make it a good thing. Hoping that John Ashcroft and Harvey Pitt will aggresively prosecute the abuses that the $40 billion invites is a stupid thing.

      You claimed that a (what is the word? cesspool?) of liquid assets of that size feeds into wealth creation through capitalistic use of the banking system. I countered that the current economic climate, in which the same firm can both hype a stock and loan you the money to buy it, substantially complicates the ECON 101 picture you paint of this $40 billion participating in some virtuous circle which keeps all our suburban lawns green. Your belief in an aggressive criminal and civil enforcement of financial laws is unfortunately disconnected from reality. Yes, Henry Blodget should be in jail, and so should Kenneth Lay. Microsoft, similarly, should lose its corporate charter for being an illegal monopoly. But Henry and Kenny Boy will be watching CNBC and eating Chilean Sea Bass next year, just as MS will add another $3.5 billion in value to their liquid reserve. If that's wealth creation, it's working... for them. But a more proper term is wealth concentration, as I said earlier.

      Oh, and thanks for your concern, but I lost nothing due to Enron other than my ability to vote for President and have it count. Don't bother sending flowers.

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    14. Re:bankrupt the world by swb · · Score: 2

      Perhaps not all, but many do. They believe that if the "rich got richer" that means the "poor got poorer." When they wack off cliche lines like that they are implicitly saying that they believe in a finite amount of wealth.

      Wealth is finite in terms of present value -- how much am I wealth do I have at some fixed point. Obviously this has to be a finite number -- nobody is worth infinity.

      The statement that the rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer is about the trends in wealth distribution towards fewer, wealthier people and more, poorer people. Attempting to dispute this by claiming that "liberals believe in a finite amount of wealth" is disengenious at best and just insulting at worst.

      Of course, everyone has to WORK to create wealth

      You're not possibly agreeing with the labor theory of value are you? This is what the previous poster was alluding to -- *labor* produces wealth. Someone who can loan you money to more efficiently utilize your labor (ie, buy a truck instead of walking to deliver your product).

      Both are necessary, although there is far more emphasis and reward through finance-based wealth generation than labor-based generation, except in the motion picture and recording industries.

    15. Re:bankrupt the world by overunderunderdone · · Score: 2

      The statement that the rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer is about the trends in wealth distribution towards fewer, wealthier people and more, poorer people.

      To be fair to the original poster. While a reasonably sophisticated person understands this there are MANY more unsophisticated people that really do believe that in order for one person to have more money someone else must have less.

    16. Re:bankrupt the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so ms causes inflation?

    17. Re:bankrupt the world by perky · · Score: 1

      One of the points that the article makes is that paying frequent dividends is seen to be something that old economy (icky phrase, but I'll go with it) regular growth firms do, but not new economy super growth firms like MS. They then contend that if MS pay a divided it will be treated as a signal that the days of high growth are over, so the stock value would fall. The end aim is to keep the high P/E through a reputation for reliability, and then pay the dividend.

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    18. Re:bankrupt the world by perky · · Score: 1

      not quite. The liquidity of consumer accounts is higher than MS's accounts and other holdings. Consequently the capital ratio that banks must hold is lower as it stands, and the amount of money available for re-investment is higher. In other words, the multiplier effective over this money would be reduced if a dividend were paid.

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    19. Re:bankrupt the world by letxa2000 · · Score: 2
      You claimed that a (what is the word? cesspool?) of liquid assets of that size feeds into wealth creation through capitalistic use of the banking system.

      Not withstanding your complaints about corruption, yes, those assets do allow for wealth creation through capitalistic use of the banking system.

      I won't disagree that that much money is, perhaps, a temptation or even SOURCE of abuse. Money, like anything, can be misused.

      But the fact remains that the overwhelming majority of that money that's just "sitting in a cesspool" allows banks to loan money to people in the BANKS quest for more money. They can't pay MS a billion a month in interest if they just misuse the funds.

      So while I appreciate your concern about corruption and totally agree that it should be dealt with, and many times is not properly dealt with, it does not invalidate the fundamental fact that large amounts of cash DO create wealth for many totally unconnected parties in the economy.

    20. Re:bankrupt the world by technizmo · · Score: 1

      ...loans it to thousands of people which allows them to further their economic goals, purchasing cars and houses...The banking system permits wealth creation, not interest.

      So the more money you owe, the wealthier you are?

      Paying an interest premium to borrow someone else's money to buy depreciating (most) cars does not equate to "wealth creation" for the car buyer.

    21. Re:bankrupt the world by letxa2000 · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Wealth is finite in terms of present value -- how much am I wealth do I have at some fixed point. Obviously this has to be a finite number -- nobody is worth infinity.

      On that we agree. My statement is not that there is an infinite amount of CURRENT wealth, but that there is an infinite amount of potential FUTURE wealth. If I make a billion dollars today that does NOT need to mean that the rest of the world lost a billion.

      The statement that the rich are getting richer and the poor are getting poorer is about the trends in wealth distribution towards fewer, wealthier people and more, poorer people. Attempting to dispute this by claiming that "liberals believe in a finite amount of wealth" is disengenious at best and just insulting at worst.

      If you'll re-read one of my previous posts, I said that those that say that "the rich got richer" SO "the poor got poorer" is an indication that they believe in a finite amount of wealth. If they believe that as a RESULT of the rich getting ticher the poor got poorer then, yes, they believe in a finite amount of wealth.

      I will agree that those that observe that "the rich got richer and the poor got poorer" are not necessarily saying that there is a finite amount of wealth. Actually, the people saying this are just wrong at best or insulting at worst, to use your words, since looking at government income per population segment since 1970 I have yet to find a single year where the rich got richer AND the poor got poorer. I've found years that the rich got richer faster than the poor got richer, but I have yet to find a year where the poor got poorer as the rich got richer...

      But, that's beside the point. The point is that the people that use that cliche don't automatically believe in finite wealth. But those that say "the richer got richer so the poor got poorer" DO believe in finite wealth.

      You're not possibly agreeing with the labor theory of value are you?

      Are you suggesting that I ever said we just all sit on our butts and somehow let banks create income for us? Never said that.

      *labor* produces wealth. Someone who can loan you money to more efficiently utilize your labor (ie, buy a truck instead of walking to deliver your product).

      Labor produces wealth, banks multiply it. I might be able to earn $100 today. But if I deposit that in the bank the bank will be able to use it in ways that may be able to create $400 of wealth for the economy as a whole. THAT'S what I'm saying.

      Both are necessary, although there is far more emphasis and reward through finance-based wealth generation than labor-based generation

      I agree, both are necessary. Banks can't function if no-one works and no-one earns money. But, given the reality that people need to work to earn a living, banks actually create more wealth than a labroer. I.e., my example above where my $100 turns into $400. I generated $100 of wealth, and the bank generated $300 of wealth with that. So, yes, there is more emphasis on the financial side because it does produce more wealth than a laborer. Of course, if all the laborers stop laboring then we're toast. But that's not reality.

    22. Re:bankrupt the world by letxa2000 · · Score: 2
      When did you take the last econ class? Don't you realize that if they pay out dividends there will be still the same amount of money in the system, i.e., the same amount of money available for loans. If they payout dividends, the money just goes from one account to another. Nothing changes for the BANK! or the money available for loans.

      Sure it does. If you have 40 billion in the bank, that's a lot of money for the bank to loan out. However, if you distribute that money to millions of stockholders it is entirely possible not all of them will deposit it in their banks.

      That said, I was never saying that it's a good thing Microsoft doesn't pay dividends. With that much money I'd be pissed off if I was an investor and wasn't getting dividends. But the fact that they have 40 billion in the bank isn't harming the economy as a whole. It might even be helping it if the investors spend, rather than save, their dividends.

    23. Re:bankrupt the world by letxa2000 · · Score: 2
      So the more money you owe, the wealthier you are? Paying an interest premium to borrow someone else's money to buy depreciating (most) cars does not equate to "wealth creation" for the car buyer.

      Wealth creation doesn't mean the borrower is richer. The borrower obtains immediate graitifaction by obtaining a product that he either would not be able to obtain, or to obtain for 5 or 30 years. Cars depreciated, real estate usually appreciates.

      In any case, the "wealth creation" happens at macroeconomic level. As I mentioned in another post in this thread you have to consider the immediate creation (or maintenance) of jobs building the cars and houses. The 40b allowed the borrower to purchase items that they would not have otherwise been able to purchase, and those purchases allowed many thousands of people to be gainfully employed.

      THAT'S the wealth creation... not whether or not someone is in debt or not.

    24. Re:bankrupt the world by caveat · · Score: 1

      last i heard, and i could be wrong, ultimately for every dollar injected into the banking system, nine come out.
      that means M$' $40B turns into $360B for all of us.
      that's a load of bank.

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    25. Re:bankrupt the world by Fjord · · Score: 1

      While it is true that money is reinvested by putting i into the bank, it can only be done so a certain number of times by law. Having taken an economics class (actually more than one) I know that, although my recollection is rusty as to whether it's 5 or 10 times reinvestment. In any case, it is accomplished by saying a bank must have 20% or 10% (depending on the factor) of the money it has lent out backed by real cash. This does actually put a finite limit on the amount of money at a given time, although more can be printed, of course (with all the caveats that apply there).

      These laws were introduced to gaurd against another Great Depression. Remember, we've shown many times through experience that pure, unregulated capitalism doesn't work. It crashes in on itself faster than communism.

      Of course, Microsoft is no where near having all the money.

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    26. Re:bankrupt the world by swb · · Score: 2

      I generated $100 of wealth, and the bank generated $300 of wealth with that. So, yes, there is more emphasis on the financial side because it does produce more wealth than a laborer.

      No, no, no -- the bank never generated $300 worth of wealth. The bank at best enabled someone to labor more efficiently by acting as a central access point for capital by those who have it and those who want it.

      If banking was great at producing wealth the soviets should have done well at central planning.

    27. Re:bankrupt the world by phoenix123 · · Score: 0

      not that all house-builders and enterprise-founders are working only for the debt, are they?

      i thought some of the corporations really rise up, pay their debt back and survive on their own...

    28. Re:bankrupt the world by letxa2000 · · Score: 2
      No, no, no -- the bank never generated $300 worth of wealth. The bank at best enabled someone to labor more efficiently by acting as a central access point for capital by those who have it and those who want it.

      Uhm, ok, semantics. Call it what you will. The fact is that the bank enabled the creation of more wealth than the laborer.

    29. Re:bankrupt the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut the fuck up, you commie pinko liberal bastard. Why don't you go hug a tree?

    30. Re:bankrupt the world by wrt2 · · Score: 1

      So while I appreciate your concern about corruption and totally agree that it should be dealt with, and many times is not properly dealt with, it does not invalidate the fundamental fact that large amounts of cash DO create wealth for many totally unconnected parties in the economy.

      For sufficiently small values of many. Our disagreement is not that hoarding $40 billion in a cesspool does not "create wealth" for someone -- I think we both agree it wouldn't be done if that were the case. What I have been saying throughout this thread, with consequent karma damage along the way, is that the wealth creation is concentrated, i.e. only a handful of people are actually benefitting. If you are arguing that MS is making a handful of investors and financial executives rich, then we agree. In that case, I am confused why you mentioned mortgages, which for the overwhelming majority of Americans are subsidized by tax credits and GSE's such as Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. Most of us would be renting today if it were not for the tremendous goverment intervention in the housing market following WWII. We've been having this argument on "wealth creation" in the US since Reagan, and I would think that after David Stockman himself called Reaganomics BS, that this trickle-down nonsense would have died out by now. It hasn't. But I will give you credit for attempting to argue that extraordinary collections of liquid assets provide benefits to others than those who hold them.

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    31. Re:bankrupt the world by mpe · · Score: 2

      When did you take the last econ class? Don't you realize that if they pay out dividends there will be still the same amount of money in the system, i.e., the same amount of money available for loans. If they payout dividends, the money just goes from one account to another. Nothing changes for the BANK!

      Only if all the people involved happen to use the same bank. The money might wind up in different banks, or being spent.

    32. Re:bankrupt the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well there _Is_ a finite amount of money. 137,438,953,472 nines requires 40 bits of address space, so clearly the amount of money available is being held back by technology!!!
      This isn't even taking into consideration holding values for cents or fractions of cents, which can reduce the number of nines stored drastically, not to mention most people prefer a one with zeros behind it to all nines.
      True, microsoft hasn't even hit the 8-bit limit in collecting wealth, but the limit is clearly there, so wealth generation is finite!

      Seriously though hording money cannot affect any economy. Even assuming the economy is based on gold, and someone decides to hord 20 billion in gold, cutting the world gold supply by fairly sizable margin. In response gold valuation rises, so it takes less gold to accomplish the same task. when this hording party attempts to claim the valuation on the gold they horded the gold market crashes and gold becomes worth a lot less than it was before, since in the interim people went on desperate hunts to find gold because it was more valuable, and thus worth searching in places and in ways that wouldn't otherwise be profitable.
      Money doesn't change productivity, or the capability of the world to produce goods or services. Since money doesn't change the amount of matter or energy available it can't affect anything except the short term valuation of money. The more people hoarding money the more it's worth, the more people flooding the market the less it's worth.
      BTW since neither energy nor matter can be created, only transfered, there is no method that can create 'wealth.' However it is possible for capitalism to make productivity go up, since people may not actually choose to be productive eithout artificial stimulation. Productivity is a measure of the ability to most effeciently use the resources available, using the labor force available.

    33. Re:bankrupt the world by shren · · Score: 2

      I was explaining this to a bank teller and her eyes were bugging out. "You're having a 50$ gift certificate promotion to get me to deposit 5,000 dollars. When I give you 5,000 dollars, you get to make 50,000 or more in new loans, which will make you at least 5,000 a year in interest payments . . . your generosity does not impress me. Give me a real cut. That impresses me." (all numbers approximates, of course.) She *works* in a bank, you think she'd at least have casual knowledge of the principles involved.

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    34. Re:bankrupt the world by letxa2000 · · Score: 2
      ...is that the wealth creation is concentrated, i.e. only a handful of people are actually benefitting. If you are arguing that MS is making a handful of investors and financial executives rich, then we agree.

      We don't agree.

      The $40b cesspool is the RESULT of Microsoft getting rich. The cesspool itself isn't making the investors themselves any money, i.e., they aren't receiving dividends. That's why if I were an MS investor I'd be pissed off.

      In that case, I am confused why you mentioned mortgages, which for the overwhelming majority of Americans are subsidized by tax credits and GSE's such as Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac.

      I've repeated this many times in this thread. Please search on my name to find more in-depth posts. The summary is that: "The $40 bil is deposited in banks which subsequently loan money to thousands of people to do things such as buy houses and cars. Without deposits banks would not be able to do that."

      So, yes, even though I don't have the $40 bil I can receive some benefits of it in that there is more money available in the banking system that I can borrow. This gives me buying power I would not otherwise have.

      We've been having this argument on "wealth creation" in the US since Reagan, and I would think that after David Stockman himself called Reaganomics BS, that this trickle-down nonsense would have died out by now. It hasn't. But I will give you credit for attempting to argue that extraordinary collections of liquid assets provide benefits to others than those who hold them.

      While I agree, in theory, with the "trick-down nonsense," this has absolutely nothing to do with it.

      It's a simple matter of basic economics. The banks receive deposits, loan that money out to many others which, in the process, stimulates the entire economy to create more wealth. As another poster has even told me not even the liberals supposedly disagree with this. It's one of the foundations of our economy and there really isn't much debate about whether or not it is true. If everyone took their savings and hid it under their pillow, believe me, we'd be looking at an economic crisis that would make the great depression look like a picnic.

      Trickle-down was more about giving large tax cuts to the wealthy based on the assumption that that will give them more money that they may invest in their business and, subsequently, hire more people and improve the economy such that everyone makes out well. What we're talking about isn't taxes and thus not trickle-down--it's the affect of the banking system in our economy.

    35. Re:bankrupt the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with this reasoning is that it overlooks the fact that that 40B could have come from distributed sources. That is, the problem isn't that 40B is going into the banks, the problem is that 40B is going in to the banks from a SINGLE source.

      That source, furthermore, has obtained that large share of GDP by illegal means.

      Let's not start with Voodoo economics again.

    36. Re:bankrupt the world by maraist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I assume you're talking about the velocity of money (where-apon a dollar is respent many times over, so long as it never sits still). While it's true that investing money in an institutions which immediately re-issues can produce a >1.0 velocity during average to strong economic times, when the economy eventually falters (which it didn't really do during our little American recession), that multiplier contracts and can go < 1.0. At which point, the artificially inflated money suddenly dissapears.

      The larger the mulitplier, the more it hurts during a real recession.

      As part of the multiplier, is the idea of financial float; checks are written that are immediately deposited by the federal reserve into bank A, but funds are not immediately withdrawn from bank B. Thus extra money temporarily exists. So long as the number of transactional cash-flow remains constant, this temporarily created money sticks around. Once a recession hits, purchasing slows/stops, and checks clear...

      Since recessions are cyclical, anything that artificially heightens an economic boom will effectively over-stear the economy and make the ensuing correction more powerful.

      I personally believe the 90's represented an incredible growth of efficiency in our economy. Banks were allowed greater freedoms, computers reduced transactional costs, demand shifted from expensive goods to high-profit-margin-goods (like software solutions, and raw experienced human labor such as IT and effective middle-management). Since people were generally required to do more, their higher pay was justified; we simply did more work per day than we did in the 80's as a whole.

      I believe this growth allowed us to avoid a catastrophic recession / depression on our economic correction. Aside from another socio-technological revolution, we can't sustain such growth as in the 90's, and thus such augmented multipliers are not ultimately to our benifit.

      Disclaimer: I've taken several undergraduate economics courses, but I don't claim to be an expert, so comment-accordingly.

      -Michael

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    37. Re:bankrupt the world by Courageous · · Score: 2

      I assume you're talking about the velocity of money...

      Monetary velocity is an enabling factor, but it has more to do with fiscal policy and reserve ratios. It has to do with what happens when you deposit money in the bank, but only have an electronic record to show for it, and then the bank turns around and makes loans into checking (and other) accounts, again only making electronic records to show for it. Real greenbacks never change hands. The banks can create a certain amount of money by fiat to a certain ratio of actual real assets held.

      C//

    38. Re:bankrupt the world by wrt2 · · Score: 1

      I guess I just feel the need to feed your karma (or else this provides an excellent diversion from actual work).

      I'm wondering exactly how it is that you feel the MS cesspool, to use our term for it, was collected if not for favorable tax laws allowing its collection under the theory that it was better for the economy to allow MS to "make the pie higher," as the only President we have says. We may call MS a person in contemplation of law, but that "person" is largely defined by what the IRS will allow it to get away with.

      I truly don't have the time to debate this further, for reality intrudes. Take care, and drink a toast to the debt ceiling when Congress increases it this spring.

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    39. Re:bankrupt the world by letxa2000 · · Score: 2
      I'm wondering exactly how it is that you feel the MS cesspool, to use our term for it, was collected if not for favorable tax laws allowing its collection under the theory that it was better for the economy...

      I think we're discussing different things which may be why we're not agreeing on much.

      Someone simply mentioned "If MS has $40b and is earning interest won't they eventually have all the money and leave everyone else poor." I attempted to explain why this could not happen.

      Whether or not it is "right" for MS to have so much money is a topic for another discussion. And THAT is a discussion I don't have time for right now. :)

    40. Re:bankrupt the world by jonearth · · Score: 1

      MS has to have their 40b deposited in banks. Those banks don't just pay interest for fun; they take that 40b and loan it to others (you, me, etc.) and we use that money to build houses, buy cars, and do other things that stimulate the economy and create more wealth. The banks take the interest we pay, take their cut, and pay interest to those that have deposited their money with the banks (MS, IBM, you and me, etc.).

      MS has to have their 40b deposited in banks. Those banks don't just pay interest for fun; they take that 40b and loan it to others (you, me, etc.) and we use that money to buy Windows XP, Windows 2000, Windows ME, Windows 98, Windows 95 and do other things that stimulate the economy and create more wealth to Microsoft. The ball roll and roll and finally Microsoft rules the world and becomes Microsoft United Kingdom.

    41. Re:bankrupt the world by fferreres · · Score: 2

      How is a loan a gift? Please exmplain me this as i thought loans where just another market. Some people shop for loans and another parties sell them. You pay a competitive price (interest) which compensates the other party for delaying the use of their money.

      In which way is Microsoft giving something away for free which is not already ours? Please enlighten me.

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    42. Re:bankrupt the world by fferreres · · Score: 2

      That mean that if they decide to use their money, they'd be destroying $200B worth of credits? Wouldn't the USA collapse in such an event and would caos reign supreme?

      At least, a lot of people would find they can't pay their loans back and will be forced to sell their houses and everything if Microsoft ever decided to "suddenly" spent their hard earned money.

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    43. Re:bankrupt the world by Courageous · · Score: 2

      When they "use" their money, they are spending it, and when they spend it, the recipients will probably put it in the bank, right? But in any case, the US overall money supply is fucking titanic. You wouldn't believe it's size.

      C//

    44. Re:bankrupt the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite... If Microsoft deposited $40 billion in a bank, which they wouldn't, that bank would have to keep a percentage (say, 10%) on hand to cover withdrawals. They could loan the other 36 billion to another bank, which would hold 3.6 and loan the rest. While you now have over 100 billion on paper, there's less than 33 loaned to productive users, and banks are holding 7.6 useless.

      If money could actually be created by deposits, you could create a feedback loop, deposit 5000, loan 50000, deposit 50000, loan 500000, deposit 500000, ... and so on. Amazing that this meme flew by all the techie programmers of Slashdot.

    45. Re:bankrupt the world by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Uhm, ok, semantics. Call it what you will. The fact is that the bank enabled the creation of more wealth than the laborer.

      No, it didn't. The bank corrected the distribution of capital to allow the laborer to take advantage of his labor and his raw materials to create wealth.

      If this is an example of typical conversative economic thought, I'm damnned glad I'm not a conservative!

      I'd suggest that you stop posting on the subject of economics until you've taken a good macroeconomics course.

    46. Re:bankrupt the world by Courageous · · Score: 2

      If money could actually be created by deposits

      Dude, that's what I'm telling you. Money can be created by deposits, and routinely is. It's created through what I'll call "virtual currency," by fiat, and inserted into the accounts of borrowers.

      ...you could create a feedback loop

      That's correct. This is what happens and why it is that a "run" on a bank is bad: they don't actually have the real capital to handle the withdrawals.

      Fiscal/banking policy decides to what degree that a bank can do this and how much they have to hold in reserve. The Federal Reserve uses two primary instruments to control the money supply: interest rates, and the reserve ratio. Look up "reserve ratio" at google for more information.

      C//

    47. Re:bankrupt the world by letxa2000 · · Score: 2
      The bank corrected the distribution of capital to allow the laborer to take advantage of his labor and his raw materials to create wealth.

      What? I see you posted this at 8:33am, probably before your first cup of coffee.

      First, your comment "corrected the distribution of capital," as if the previous distribution was incorrect, contaminates any reasonable chance of having a logical discussion with you. Not to get into calling people "communists" (that is so 80s) but it's hard to read your statement any other way.

      The laborer didn't take advantage of his labor and his raw materials to create wealth (i.e. buy a house and a car). If he had to take advantage of only his labor and his raw materials he wouldn't be buying a car or a house, at least not for another 5 or 30 years, respectively.

      Instead, the bank enabled the laborer to take advantage of someone ELSES labor and raw materials (the 40b earned and deposited by MS) to obtain what he wants and create wealth. The laborer didn't create the wealth, the depositor did via the banking system.

      I'd suggest that you stop posting on the subject of economics until you've taken a good macroeconomics course.

      I will assume you are young. Wisdom will (hopefully) catch up with you in time if you don't run too quickly.

  69. Ralph Nader wrote about this a wile back by warnerpr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    http://www.cptech.org/ms/rn2bg20020104dividend.htm l

    Glad to see that CNN can only took a couple months to write about it!

    Mr. Nader's letter on the topic was the first I read of this topic.

  70. nice smiley by tps12 · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    =]

    Your tasteful noseless smiley belies your poor character as indicated by your plebeian taste in liquor.

    For those who are wondering, the answer is "yes".

    The question is, "will one ever be able to obtain an easy to use and open source tool for removing excess noses from smileys?" Stay tuned for more info. Such a thing does exist, and will hopefully be publicly released soon, though beta versions have been floating around slashdot for a few days now.

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    1. Re:nice smiley by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      The question is, "will one ever be able to obtain an easy to use and open source tool for removing excess noses from smileys?" Stay tuned for more info.

      sed "s/:-)/:)/g"

      :-)

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  71. With that kind of money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    he could buy the world a Coke(tm)!


    (and teach it to sing in lockst^H^H^H^H^H^H harmony!)

  72. MS is a special interest group by DABANSHEE · · Score: 2

    I bet they have their own Washington polies in their pocket, including one in 'W's cabinet.

    Actually that's a unfair bet because I already no that.

    1. Re:MS is a special interest group by TRACK-YOUR-POSITION · · Score: 1
      Actually that's a unfair bet because I already no that.

      You no nothing!

  73. I'd make a mansion out of pennies by CrazyJim0 · · Score: 1

    nt

  74. Uhmmm, what? by mjh · · Score: 2
    Quote from the article:

    But there is one number that Bill Gates & Co. can point to that is heading inexorably upward: the amount of cash Microsoft has on hand. Thanks to its dominant, near-monopolistic position in what may be the best business on the planet -- system software for personal computers -- Microsoft continues to generate huge amounts of free cash flow.

    "near-monopolistic"? I believe that it's been proven and upheld in appeal, that not only are they a monopoly, but they're an illegal monopoly.

    Why is it that every single financial analyst and financial advisor or management group seems to be perpetually apologetic to Microsoft?

    Hello! Finance world! They're guilty. I'm sorry that it hurt your portfolio. But even if it did hurt your portfolio, the only one to blame for that is yourself. You invested in them and took the risk of trusting your money to their business practices. Trying to justify their business practices in order to reclaim your stock value is morally corrupt. Accept the facts, take the loss, and move on.

    Sheesh.

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    1. Re:Uhmmm, what? by mjh · · Score: 2
      Hi Dan! Here we go again.

      1. Case isn't over.

      True. But the decision about whether or not Microsoft has a monopoly is over. That's been ejudicated and appealed, with no further apeals pending. They are a convicted illegal monopoly. The only part of the case that's left is deciding the fate of the illegal monopoly... which presupposes the existance of the illegal monopoly. IOW, in order to be at this point in the trial, Microsoft must be an illegal monopoly.

      2. The trial is only about Desktop Operating Systems. There are tons of other software products at MS and in the software world.

      So? None of their other software changes the fact that they are an illegal monopoly.

      3. Linux.

      I don't understand what Linux has at all to do with the fact that Microsoft is an illegal monopoly. You could have said, "breadbox" instead of "Linux" and I'd be no more confused by the association.

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    2. Re:Uhmmm, what? by mjh · · Score: 2
      Of course the case can be appealed. So what? They're still an illegal monopoly. It doesn't matter if the case goes on for 1 million years. Until a judgement comes out saying that they are not an illegal monopoly, the standing judgement is applied... which is that they are an illegal monopoly.

      And as far as not understanding why Linux has anything to do with Microsoft's status as an illegal monopolist, well, you can either help me understand what you were talking about or you can post out smart alec comments. The latter does nothing to convince me of your opinion.

      One other question for you, personally. I went to your website. Very nice design. Clean and well organized. But I'm confused about how you can see AOL-TW as evil and not see the things that Microsoft has done and continues to do in the same light. How is it that Microsoft gets off the hook from your "evil" label?

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    3. Re:Uhmmm, what? by mjh · · Score: 2
      Right, the article said "near-monopoly control of ..desktop software". They do not have a monopoly in all desktop software, just OS's.

      Re-read the quote. Provided here for your convenience:

      Thanks to its dominant, near-monopolistic position in what may be the best business on the planet -- system software for personal computers -- Microsoft continues to generate huge amounts of free cash flow.

      Now, of course it doesn't specifically say "Operating Systems" software, but it clearly does not say "desktop software". IMHO, "system software for personal computers" means OS. Maybe you disagree.

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    4. Re:Uhmmm, what? by mjh · · Score: 2
      I disagree. But thats okay. The case isn't over, and generally we dont execute people or even lock them up (except in cases like murder, etc) until the case is fully adjudicated. Especially in civil cases.

      Except that's not true. For criminal cases, there's usually some time between the guilty finding and the sentancing. During that time, the guilty party is put in jail, pending sentancing.

      As far as the existance of Linux precluding MS from being a monopoly, how so? As far as I know, Microsoft owns more than 98% of the desktop OS market. They have a complete stranglehold on that market and the existance of Linux has not made any statistically measurable dent on that market share. In the server environment, linux is doing better, but Microsoft has never had a monopoly in that environment.

      IMHO, calling microsoft a "near-monopoly" in the desktop systems world, is either misinformed or apologetic.

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    5. Re:Uhmmm, what? by mjh · · Score: 2
      The article wasnt spefically talking about any market, just their desktop software in general. In OS's, yes they are claimed to have a monopoly. But not anything else. Hence the "near".

      Re-read the original quote. Provided here for your convenience:

      Thanks to its dominant, near-monopolistic position in what may be the best business on the planet -- system software for personal computers -- Microsoft continues to generate huge amounts of free cash flow.

      It's talking about "system software". Maybe that's me interpreting it as OS. But it sure seems like OS to me. I would hardly classify MS Money as "system software". And maybe it's just me implying that "personal computer" means non-server. But, again, I don't think you can classify a server as a "personal" computer. So when they say "near-monopoly" in "system software for personal computer" it suggests that MS actually operates in a free market, that is not illegally dominated by one player. And it rationalizes the idea that any legal consequence for MS is over involvement of the government.

      Which, of course, I disagree with.

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    6. Re:Uhmmm, what? by AmirS · · Score: 1

      Someone who is convicted of murder is a murderer. That is, until they win their appeal, after which they are not a murderer. Same with Monopolys. Just because a convicted criminal is not locked up does not mean that they are not a criminal.

      A Monopoly doen not need to have 100% of the market. In legal terms, (at least here in the UK) a company can have a monopoly if it has a substantial portion of a market (about 25% iirc). The point is, the monopoly can _control_ the market. Microsoft having ~90% of the desktop OS market is most definitely a monopoly.

      (PS I know the word _Mono_poly implies _one_ company, but that is not the legal definition.)

      Also the fact is that Microsoft has been convicted of _illegaly_ maintaining its monopoly, so I can write that is it a monopolist without being sued. Notice how newspapers cover trials - a suspect is (for example) always an 'accused murderer', until that person has been convicted, after which he is a 'murderer'. - After a court has decided something, it can be quoted as a fact, and trying to disagree without reference to the court decision is just silly.

    7. Re:Uhmmm, what? by mjh · · Score: 2
      FYI, if you are looking for why I claim you are wrong, why MS is not a monopoly, and why desktop OS's are not monopolized by MS, take a visit on over to my website in about 3-4 days. I've been fighting this fight for too long here, and am colating my thoughts into a cogent article I can routinely point to.

      Have you considered the possibility that you've been fighting this for so long because it's wrong? While it may sound like I'm saying your wrong, that's not what I'm saying. I'm just asking if you've considered the possibility? If what you're doing is fighting instead of discussing? In fighting, it doesn't matter what the other person does or says, just so long as they are vanquished. In discussion, though it may appear combative at times, the goal is to learn from one another.

      Clearly I don't agree with much of what you're saying, and I look forward to reading and understanding the thoughts that you think will be convincing.

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      Key to financial independence: Spend less than you earn. Save and invest the difference. Do it for a long time.
  75. Makes you want to puke by ScooterComputer · · Score: 4, Interesting
    This article makes me sick. I used to be rather anti-capitalist. Then I went on a personal crusade, reading Smith, Marx, Keynes, and, most recently, Schumpeter...I realized that much of what I THOUGHT I knew about Capitalism was incorrect. I also realized that most of what OTHERS THOUGHT about Capitalism was wrong. After my readings I came to appreciate Capitalism, but also to loathe it--primarily because one of the most basic tenets is that the consumer MUST make CONSISTENTLY INTELLIGENT purchasing decisions. And I feel that it is far too easy in today's mega-adverstising, high-incentive, low-intellect environment to expect that. In short, big companies (including the government) have found success far simpler to attain by buying off the intelligence of the consumer. And the result is companies like Microsoft.

    Let's look at this company for a short second...it certainly didn't have any where NEAR $40B in the bank in 1995, just prior to Win95 being released. Win 3.1 pretty much ruled the roost; and IBM was desperately trying to released the stranglehold that MS had over them due to the (favorable) DOS licensing. Microsoft was very powerful, but at that time Office hadn't yet driven EVERY OTHER competitor out of the market, and the Internet wars hadn't even kicked up yet. But there is one indisputable fact: the trend had been well established in the American (nee World) consumer mind that Intel/Microsoft was a standard and compatibility with that system was absolutely mandatory.

    So, 7 years later, Microsoft made Bill Gates the richest guy around, had TONS of cash sitting in banks, runs competitors into the dirt, and basically laughed off US Gov't legal action--several times! This has to be about as clear as it gets that Capitalism as we understand it is an incomplete model. Previously in history, mega-wealth like this was built on the backs of slaves--the railroads, for instance. But not Gates'. There were no slaves...merely consumers. One could argue that this is truly "Capitalism at its best!" for certainly it was Capitalism that provided Gates with such wealth. Only that is a short sighted thought, considering it is Capitalism that ALSO states that in such a market competitors should have been clamoring to compete! And I REFUSE to believe that DOS/Win3.1/Win32 was absolutely the best, most marketable product during that period...okay, it may have been the best, but was it "97% of the market" best? I just don't believe so--I mean look how quickly Linux has stormed the scene. Are we to assume that NO ONE else but Microsoft was so astute at making operating systems until some kid sat down at his PC? Something just DOESN'T make sense here.

    So what dynamic about Capitalism are we missing? What overlooked problem could explain a seemingly complete breakdown of basic competition? Or, can it be explained with what we already know? Personally, I look at Microsoft's accounting tactics. But of course they really didn't start until AFTER a pretty good amount of money had been made. I then look at the role of the US Government in making Billy G. a gazillionaire...after all, think of all those government agencies sending YOUR tax dollars to Redmond. Of course the relationship doesn't end there--military contractors would conform their systems to the Gov'ts, and state and local gov'ts would do the same. It is nearly like a viral chain of Microsoft infection. And all the while, we were supporting government research that could have/should have been capable of creating an open source operating system.

    So is it the infamous Keynesian "invisible hand" run amok that created this? Does any one have a GOOD idea as to how much money Microsoft has profited (taking into account the top-down, hierarchial spread of influence) off the US Government since 1990?

    Given my newfound respect for the dynamism and aggressiveness of true Capitalism, I refuse to call Bill Gates a Capitalistic success story...to do so would be to forever sully the greatness of the fair-market system.

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    Scott
    "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."
    1. Re:Makes you want to puke by phillymjs · · Score: 2

      Previously in history, mega-wealth like this was built on the backs of slaves--the railroads, for instance. But not Gates'. There were no slaves...merely consumers.

      From what I've read, the work environment that Microsoft promotes for its employees is pretty close to being a slave-- sure they pay you, but you work long hours, and anything that would keep you from the office such as marriage, children, or socializing with people who aren't co-workers is implicity frowned upon.

      And you could make the argument that consumers ARE slaves in this case. When Microsoft changes file formats from version to version, creates "upgrade treadmills," and pulls other tricks to "encourage" upgrading to the latest and greatest, they might as well be hooking up a yoke and plow to people.

      Just look at what they're pulling now with these volume licensing changes for their corporate customers... it's a pay-now-or-pay-much-more-later scheme designed to shore up their income until they can get .NET out the door and we're all just paying a monthly Microsoft bill the same way we pay for gas and electric and phones.

      Sure, the argument could be made that one could cast off the chains and switch to Linux or something else, but for non-techie consumers and huge corporations whose clients and vendors are all locked into Microsoft products, that's not an option.

      ~Philly

    2. Re:Makes you want to puke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Once, I argued with a self-titled lawyer (I highly doubt it, as I was faced with the arguments of a petulant child), that we did not live in a capitalist society, simply because the free market had failed.

      I brought up Microsoft as a prime example. If ever there was a corporation that dared to destroy a free market, it is them. As we all know, they don't wish to allow consumers any chance to choose another product - any product, one better, or one worse.

      You know what I was told in response?

      Bill Gates capitalized on an idea.

      *sigh* To think that the future of this country is in the hands of people like that.

      While I don't claim to be well educated in the theories of capitalism and the writings of Marx, I at least can tell that this isn't quite right.

      I look around and see fools who think the entire tech industry will collapse if Microsoft is broken up and competition is allowed to grow.

      And yet, falsehood that this is, they see absolutely nothing wrong with that fact.

      That scares me.

    3. Re:Makes you want to puke by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 2

      Most of the big thinkers envisioned direct competition in an intelligent marketplace. However, history has proven they companies prefer to create incompatibilities to avoid competition. There was a time when each company had a different dimension and set of tools for simple nuts and bolts.

      However, today these items are largely standardized, to the enjoyment of the customers.

      Microsoft is actively fighting direct competition. They are trying to prevent competitors from using the same nuts and bolts (Lindows, as an example), or at least punishing them when they use their nuts and bolts without asking permission.

      Basically, greed got in the way of capitalism. Rather than celebrating the very ideas that makes capitalism work, there seems to be a drift towards anti-capitalistic regulations - strong IP legislation, for once.

      Also, you could argue that most markets are so consolidated that entering them is a possibility only for monopolists with extreme bank accounts. Look at the franchising frenzy that has set back innovation and localized service - I studied in Grand Forks. It has several good local restaurants, but people really, really wished TGIF and Olive Garden would come to town.

      Hmm. I'm done rambling now. Too bad this wasn't as cohesive as yours.

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    4. Re:Makes you want to puke by SerialHistorian · · Score: 1

      Don't forget, the bigger they are the harder they fall. The Keynsian invisible hand got distracted for a while, and it's started to come back and bitchslap companies.

      Examples: The Dot-Bombs: They bombed. Why? They weren't capitalistic. Amtrak: It's been on government subsidy for so long that it can't support itself anymore, and it'll die off soon enough.

      Microsoft Examples: The Peru letter - If the bill gets passed, they ARE going to switch to *nix, because it's free. The first time I read the good Dr. Edgar David Villanueva Nuñez's letter, I laughed so hard that I cried... and then I cheered. The peasants are restless - My mother, who knows just enough about a computer to check her email and communicate with her kids, was cursing Microsoft the other night and speaking about how their The rebel states - Hell, you think that they're going to let go now that they've got their teeth in MS in a way that's raising eyebrows? What about that fscked interview with the MIT prof?

      Intelligent post... but just wait a year and see what happens. The moral to Microsoft's (and HPaq's) stories might actually be not to get too big.

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    5. Re:Makes you want to puke by Hitokage_Nishino · · Score: 1

      Indeed, Capitalism is an idealistic state because of the fact that customers are flawed and producers frequently work to destroy competition... the thing that drives capitalism.

      Much of corporate america today is highly anti-capitalist. Microsoft, in paticular, dreams of establishing total control over its markets, removing the power of the free market. Capitalism may be an ideal, but it is entirely possible to stay as close as possible with a rulebook and referee to keep the game going(ie. government). It's all very ironic and paradoxical... to sustain capitalism you must move slightly away from it. Microsoft's establishment of its own command microeconomy should have been stopped by the judicial system... but remains tied up in legal proceedings.

    6. Re:Makes you want to puke by dj28 · · Score: 2

      Every single theory of society is an "ideal". None of them will be perfectly becuase human nature is flawed. And by the way, companies are supposed to want total control of a market. They are supposed to want other businesses gone. That's the fundamental idea behind Capitalism. They are supposed to be trying their best to eliminate other competition. So you basically contradicted yourself over and over again.

    7. Re:Makes you want to puke by perky · · Score: 5, Informative

      So is it the infamous Keynesian "invisible hand" run amok that created this?

      That would be Adam Smith's Invisible hand.

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      "The new wave is not value-added; it's garbage-subtracted" - Esther Dyson, Dec 1994
    8. Re:Makes you want to puke by bitrott · · Score: 1

      MS employees can quit. Slaves can't. Don't be daft. It really seems to get under some people's skins that there's others in the world ready, willing, and pleased to work, make work, and profit from their hard work.

    9. Re:Makes you want to puke by BenD963 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      And I REFUSE to believe that DOS/Win3.1/Win32 was absolutely the best, most marketable product during that period...okay, it may have been the best, but was it "97% of the market" best? I just don't believe so--I mean look how quickly Linux has stormed the scene.

      Sorry, but Linux is not anywhere close to being as good for the average dumb computer user as windows. People will always like it because of its simplicity, which is its weakness for those who "get" technology.

    10. Re:Makes you want to puke by prowsej · · Score: 0

      Commodity products are a bad business to be in. Big companies like Sony actually lose money on some of their products. Everybody makes the same screws. And then the only competition is based on price. Not featureset. What was the last big innovation in screws - I think it was making them magnetic so that they'd attach to a screw driver. Once you establish a commodity, innovation in such a sector drops along with margins. That's one of the reasons why we all have beige computer cases - in the short term it is more economical for a company to chrage $2 less on a computer case and be able to undercut their competitors. There are all of about three companies in the industry that are actually innovating in that sector. And they're all accused of not supporting industry standards. "Apple doesn't have a VGA port!" But they do lead the industry with the iMac design that became a hit ... and then a commodity. You can't have it both ways. Standards or innovation. Look at web design. When Microsoft and Netscape were creating web browsers, new and cool features were quickly being introduced. Now browsers have been reduced to a commodity - re-implementing poorly documented and designed W3C recommendations. And Innovation has died.

    11. Re:Makes you want to puke by Hitokage_Nishino · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. Normally a company would seek to be #1 and all that... but there isn't any artifical barrier to entry for that market. Competition doesn't normally involve KEEPING others from competing.

    12. Re:Makes you want to puke by Fjord · · Score: 2

      In case you (or others) didn't know, Robert Walton is the richest person now.

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    13. Re:Makes you want to puke by shren · · Score: 2

      But all the invisible hands do about the same thing... cover up the hole in your financial theory. Invisible hands are the dark matter of the financial universe.

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      Maybe the state's highest function is to grind out insoluble problems. (Zelazny, Hall of Mirrors)
    14. Re:Makes you want to puke by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Well, Capitalism is a fair system, in that those who can, get. Of course there are lots of different forces within that, that change who can and who can't, but the point is that anyone can excel if they are smart enough and clever enough.

      But we are using technology to get more and more capitalistic, and the world has to decide if that's the way it wants to go. The easy way to do it is to have higher and higher taxes and take even more money away from the very rich. This is of course not fair, as you are penalized for success.

      A better way to do it would unfortunately require more government, where you decide how much effort people are putting in and then take away any money you don't think they deserve. You would however need completely impartial judges, or a whole lot of them in a check and balance system, which puts you right back where we are today; So we can see that this system would not work either.

      The only reasonable way to make sure that everyone is cared for and has a place in which they can fit and not be oppressed is to not be capitalistic. This doesn't seem likely any time soon, but as technology marches on and things get cheaper it becomes more feasible. One of the problems is population pressure; Living space is only getting more expensive, everywhere. Solving that would go a long way to making the world a more relaxed place.

      Personally I'm a big fan of the eco-economy in Kim Stanley Robinson's Mars series; But that only works when a large enough group of people (in that case, a whole planet) has one driving goal.

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    15. Re:Makes you want to puke by nmos · · Score: 1

      I agree that capitalism (in practice, not theory) sucks. It does however suck far less then other systems.

    16. Re:Makes you want to puke by maraist · · Score: 2

      Open Source software is insanely susceptible to hackers/bugs/etc. Moreso than even M$.

      Explain then how there have been few viruses that have had success against linux/BSD servers, while IIS + winX has a new security headline weekly. You could make the argument that the proliferation of Windows machines makes them more suseptible to an attack, and therefore if Linux was 99% of the market, we'd see few Windows viruses and lots of Linux viruses.. But I'm talking about servers where Apache has a >50% share (at least at one point in time). Apache is recognized as one of the most robust services out there, and it's obviously a critical piece of the cracker puzzle. OpenSSL + OpenApache + OpenLinux (with and open firewall design) are extremely robust (though not impenetrible). Most of the security holes that I'm aware of deal with user-level applications. If you're trying to hack a bank, you can be sure that user-level applications will not be a factor. Should a bank use winXP Pro + IIS then? (Sadly I know a few that do).

      I just couldn't sit by with such an unsubstantiated comment went by.

      -Michael

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    17. Re:Makes you want to puke by maraist · · Score: 2

      Basically, greed got in the way of capitalism.

      Just a small nit-pick here.. Capitalism is based on rational decisions. Those decisions are based on supposedly practical values. The most practical value is self preservation. Thus an essential element in capitalism is that one will do what is best for themself. If any decision means that throughout the course of one's life, they will be better off doing something that, but that action hurts society as a whole, they will definately choose the selfish direction. It is irrational (non-optimal decision making) to do otherwise.. It is only when hurting society will eventually hurt them in the long run (reigning anarchy where they will most likely die at a young age), that an individual must choose non-selfishly.

      Greed is a hard word to quantify. You could say it's an obsessive level of consumption at the expense of others. But it's hard to differentiate this from rational action. I'd rather characterize it as a compulsory (obsessive) behavior, where optimal decision (e.g. rationalism) are not made. To promote a consumption (including mere acrument of assets) whose' diminishing marginal returns are not considered. In other words, since each additional dollar should have less value than preceeding ones, there should be a point where other elements of one's personal life are more valuably persued that that of the next dollar. Obsession is where we persue this devalued dollar in spite of other needs.

      The problem is that while a human being is ill suited to make use of that last made dollar, a company isn't. In fact, the opposite is true. Each additional dollar made is a vehicle for persuite of even more productivity. It therefore has an exponential effect. Remember, so long as hurting others does not hurt yourself in the long-run (including possibly your decendents), then it is still rational to act selfishly. Thus a monopolistic company that squashes competition and locks every man-woman-and-child into a sort of tax (due to annually required upgrades), then enforces license compliance, then the raising of prices, hurts the hell out of external cultures and organizations (countries even), BUT still benefits in the end. Even if they are boycotted, affected with ledgislation, they will still have acquired more total present-day-dollars, then if they'd constrained themselves.

      This is efficient and rational capitalism.

      The problem is that MS should not exist as it does today according to classical capitalistic theory. The ONLY reason MS exists today as a monopoly is because of copyright law. A "tool" emposed to artifically help capitalism. MS does not produce windows more efficiently than a potential competitor. MS does not write database code that is better than competitors (nor even more cheaply). It merely has a strangle-hold thanks to it's artifically enforced licences and intellectual property. Non-disclosure-agreements, and non-terminating copyright labels stand in the way of "effecient" production of the computer software good.

      Any society that has to ammend it's fundamental tenent (such as American freedom, squelched by business-bolstering copyright/patent-law) obviously demonstrates it's lack of fundamental viability.

      If Capitalism can't exist without artifically constraining laws, then capitalism is a failure (if not today, then some-day). Personally, I don't think capitalism is a failure. I think that in light of modern work-paradigms, it would actually be possible to live in a capitalistic society free of copyright and patent law (of course this even means GPL would have to go). It throws away work-for-profit mentality in exchance for work-for-compensation. It would still be possible to profiteer, but you wouldn't be able to rest on your laurals.. You'd have to have a business plan where you could at least for a time, be more efficient at production of a good/service than any free-rider. If this is so strange, then look at what we say must happen with the music industry. We say that they have to wake up and accept the change. But it's no different then saying that software or medical drugs would have to give up manufacturing royalties (and thereby hurt venture capitalism).

      Who then would bother spending billion dollars on medical research, or on a nuclear power-plant management operating system, if as soon as their done, a generic company will sell at bottom dollar, and thus equate a massive loss. I think the answer is very obvious. If people are afflicted with a massive disease, and we need to spend a billion dollars, then people will demand sanctuary from the government, which will therefore grant money to an organization which would then hopefully find a solution. The findings (successful or not) would be open to other organizations (since it was publicly funded). You're paying a "service" fee. A nuclear power-plant would likewise have enough value to pay a company to make custom Nuclear-power-compliant software. That the next power plant could then steal the code and use it at no additional cost is irrelevant.. The first nuclear power plant couldn't operate otherwise. Further, the second plant would have to pay service-fees to reverse engineer and recustomize the code to fit their need. The actual reduction in cost to the second plant would actually not be substantial.

      If tomorrow we abolished copyright law, the first thing that would happen would be that stock prices would go rock-bottom. Share-holders would know that their IP-based profits would dissapear. Especially in the medical and computer fields where the information is most of the final result. But these companies wouldn't disssapear. First, they'd spend billions of dollars on litigation to recover their previous nest-eggs.. Many companies would go belly up in this last-ditch effort (assuming they weren't successful, which is irrelevent to this discussion). Some would simply adapt. They'd convert to a truely-free-market economy (e.g. migrating to service or minimial-cost production, or marketing (such as inferior brands who's label is all that matters; e.g. the textile industry)).

      All commercial software companies would go belly up immediately, since it would no longer be illegal to simply take a single MS CD and install it on every machine in the world. The only thing MS could do would be to enforce registration (which is fine by darwinean capitalistic ideology), but this wouldn't last since hacked MS products would eventually appear which thwart registration attempts.

      Strangely enough, this wouldn't hurt society as a whole because we already have sufficient advances in technology and medicine to survive. What would definately hurt would be the economy. But that would only be temporary.

      It's true that we'd have a stagnent economy for a while as we learned to shift our resources from high-risk venture capital to other methods, and it's likely that we couldn't achieve the same order of magnitude financial capability as with constrained capitalism, but we have to look at the larger picture. As a society (and thereby a governing body such as congress), what are we trying to achieve? Growth? That's a selfish endeavor; not something society as a whole should be concerned about. Do we really care that we have more people next year than we do today? Do we really care that the total number of dollars in our society grows each year (even though our personal stock-piles are stagnent with respect to inflation). Do we really care that one country grows exponentially with respect to all other countries in the world? (A popular bastardization of capitalism is that you must not only compete with your peers, but measurably squash them). I say that these things should not matter. What I consider altruistic measures for a ledgislature are the accomplishment of zero non-transferring unemployment (meaning the only unemployment in a society should be that of those seeking to change their current work-status). If everyone is successfully employed and inflation is marginal, then times are good. If we move from a venture capitalistic society to a service-based society, then we obviously have a demand for employement. Further, artificial weath (as from get-rich schemes based on IP; e.g. many forms of venture capitalism) is reduced which dramatically curtails inflation. While I can't currently prove it, I am under the belief that inflation is dramatically reduced when you reduce the number of monopolies that are paracitic to the general population. While some monopolies are enevitable (telephone / cable industry, etc), the fewer monopolies you have (assuming competative markets can replace them), the less excess each citizen must pay (eaten from economic welfare), and thus the less it costs to live. A reduction in the number of forces encouraging higher costs of living should constrain inflation.

      I'd be interested to hear further arguments for or against a free-market economy (again, I'd like to reinforce that we don't live in one). I know full well that no politician would cut off his own neck in suggesting curtailing IP-laws, but it doesn't hurt to contemplate such a society.

      -Michael

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    18. Re:Makes you want to puke by maraist · · Score: 2
      Competition doesn't normally involve KEEPING others from competing


      Don't know if I agree.. A capitalist is merely concerned with maximizing profit. From a purely mathematical / logical point of view, any and everything is a possible course of action.. The only constraints are the physical world, which includes artificial policing. e.g., from a business point of view, what's the most I can "get away with". Bribe, and cut-backs have long been a business practice (long before the evil yet legitimate practices of MS). Hell, just like at any city where the Maphia has influence. Capitalism is really survival of the fittest, and that often means those that are able to think outside the box will win. (note that it's not the same as acting outside the box).

      So in summary, competition involves everything including murder (just think about how capitalism works when you're stuck on a mountain side with only a small ration of food and 10 starving people). Jail is just as financially bad as bankrupsy, so illicit activity followed by conviction isn't any more of a risk to investors than betting the farm on some last-ditch scheme before being squashed by your competition.

      Does this justify it? Course not.. That's why we have the publicly funded SEC, Trade commission, police, etc.

      -Michael
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    19. Re:Makes you want to puke by maraist · · Score: 2
      Sorry, but Linux is not anywhere close to being as good for the average dumb computer user as windows. People will always like it because of its simplicity, which is its weakness for those who "get" technology.


      Yeah!! I can think of an argument to this. First of all, the initial comparison was between DOS. Tell me that DOS is easier to use than Linux.

      Now look at modern RH Linux (and it's brethren). Installation is easier today than DOS HW/SW was; assuming you have the proper hardware (which has always been a problem). If all that "grandma" needs is a button that connects them to AOL / MSN and a subsequent button for email / word-processing / web-browsing. You can _easily_ do that with existing GUI capability (once AOL, MSN get on the Linux platform).

      It should be trivial to have Linux boot-up without even a login prompt.

      The ONLY thing that Linux can't completely do is provide usibility transparency to the MS platform (sadly they've even been trying; which I find pathetic). But that's the nature of competition. We don't expect that a saturn coupe and a lexus SUV are going to drive the same way, why should we "expect" that software all run the same way (while we should always expect that there is some level of intutition for each manner).

      As for proof, I've already gotten several of my past girlfriends to "use" linux while at my house. They know which icons to hit, and are largely familiar with netscape. Aside from running maple, and games that are targeted to the windows platform, much of the office productivity suite are becommign viable. The complexities are all being hidden (I still refuse to use nautilus; I need to find a way of disabling it to save memory). The geek-argument is quickly eroding.

      -Michael
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    20. Re:Makes you want to puke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello, dumbass... if you've read anything in economics, you would know that software is a natural monopoly.
      High fixed costs, no cost of distribution?
      Check it out: http://cse.stanford.edu/class/cs201/projects-95-96 / orporate-monopolies/benefits_natural.html
      http://www.wikipedia.com/wiki/Natural+monopoly

    21. Re:Makes you want to puke by DriceX · · Score: 1

      This article makes me sick. I used to be rather anti-capitalist. Then I went on a personal crusade, reading Smith, Marx, Keynes, and, most recently, Schumpeter...

      So is it the infamous Keynesian "invisible hand" run amok that created this?

      The lack of attention you paid to what you read is appalling. Karl Marx's works were not pro-capitalism, they where pro-socialist. How did you twist the contents of a book entitled "The Communist Manifesto" to be pro-capitalist?

      John Keynesian was a famous economist that appeared around the time of the great depression. He believed in the long run we are all dead, so it is the job of government to insure short run economic growth. John did not coin the term the invisible hand, nor did he believe in it. It was the work of Adam Smith in the book entitled "The Wealth of Nations", another author you claim to have read, who created theory of the invisible hand.

      --David

    22. Re:Makes you want to puke by Malcontent · · Score: 2

      Don't despair obviously Bill Gates has no confidence in capitalism either. If Bill Gates had confidence in capitalism or the US economy he would not be sitting on that much cash. He would have bought other companies or invested it. If he was a truly good person he would have given more then .001% to the poor and the needy. The fact is that Bill Gates sees something in the future that you and I don't that being a total and worldwide colapse of the economy. When that happens all assets that are based on paper will be worthless and whoever has cash will be sitting pretty. He wants to stay in the driving seat when the world's economic system collapses.

      There is one more likely explanation. Bill Gates must realize by now that he (and MS) is a prime target for terrorist attacks. A "dirty" or an atomic weapon exploded in redmond would wipe out MS and drive their stock down to almost zero. The collapse of the MS stock will also take down every single mutual fund in the country and will in most likelyhood thrust the country into a very deep depression. If and when that day comes (presuming Bill Survives of course) he can attempt to rebuild MS from scratch in a pretty short time someplace else. MS may be a world wide operation but most important work gets done in Redmond and most important brains are there too. It's an easy target and he and bin laden both know it.

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    23. Re:Makes you want to puke by drDugan · · Score: 1

      read my sig. consumers are slaves in our world.

    24. Re:Makes you want to puke by Stu+Charlton · · Score: 2

      It's an abstraction. There are quantitative growth theories that have a lot of merit.

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    25. Re:Makes you want to puke by Stu+Charlton · · Score: 2

      "And I REFUSE to believe that DOS/Win3.1/Win32 was absolutely the best, most marketable product during that period...okay, it may have been the best, but was it "97% of the market" best?"

      A lot of this had to do with IBM & not Microsoft. IBM PC's were 'the' standard in the 1980's for businesses. Apples were quite expensive, and did a number of moves that didn't impress IT divisions (the lemmings commercial was one).

      If you want an IBM PC, you used a Microsoft operating system. DR-DOS, OS/2, and DesqView were competitors that had a lot of mindshare, at least in my community. When Windows 95 came out, most found it "good enough" (I stayed with OS/2, personally).

      It's a big leap to suggest that an entire market is "dumb", there's usually a rational reason behind what may appear to be irrational behavior. In this case, it was using an IBM PC. The other major reason was the influence of the monopolistic practices Microsoft used to be the "default".

      Monopolies aren't necesarily anti-capitalist; many economists don't worry about monopolists because they don't last beyond a decade or two.

      " I just don't believe so--I mean look how quickly Linux has stormed the scene. Are we to assume that NO ONE else but Microsoft was so astute at making operating systems until some kid sat down at his PC? Something just DOESN'T make sense here."

      I think again what many people do here is assume because they don't like the market's behavior, it must be dumb. Now I will say that the growth of Windows over the past 7 years is mainly due to the monopolization of operating systems on IBM PC's through anticompetitve means. On the other hand, Microsoft Office was arguably largely a market choice. *shrug*

      So, I wouldn't be worried so much about "true capitalism". Think more about "real capitalism". There are people that abuse the system, and we arguably need referees to police that. It's just unfortunate that our referees changed political affiliations just as they were about to red card Microsoft.

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    26. Re:Makes you want to puke by msouth · · Score: 2

      It does make me want to puke. But I think you are doing what I used to do, which is to avoid blaming the consumer, whose fault it really is. We, consumers, had the power all along to change how things were going if we wanted to, and all we, like sheep, went astray (sorry, couldn't resist).

      No one forced people to buy gas-guzzling environmentally disastrous SUV's and the dominance of MS is similar (although a long way from being the same).

      Granted, there were many illegal things that Microsoft did along the way. And it is possible that some of that is going to be corrected now, but it's a lot like really bad environmental damage--once you mess a system up, it takes a long time to fix.

      I don't think we should blame capitalism. Capitalism is, I think, the least of a handful of evils because it still functions when people are greedy, and that's saying a lot. Things that don't work unless everyone cooperates and seeks the best interests of others are just not going to work in the world the way it is right now.

      When things go wrong the correct thing to do is blame the people in power. WIth capitalism, the people with power are the consumers. If you want to change how things are, you have to change how the consumers behave.

      Given that people are going to be dumb a lot of the time, or just noting the fact that anyone that does well in capitalism is going to acquire more capital and hence more power, it is also good that we have some checks and balances in place. This again, depends on the people to keep those laws strong and demand that elected officials enforce them.

      Again, we are on shaky ground here with dumb voting in place of dumb consuming, but again, we have the people to blame.

      In light of the current situation, I think that, rather than getting frustrated with captialism and looking for an alternative, we should see what we can do to encourage others to behave differently. Look aroung--there is a tremendous amount of work that can be done that has a reasonable chance of actually helping the situation! We really have a great opportunity to help fix things--coding, convincing, exposing FUD, evangelizing better solutions, educating people etc. It's something to be happy about, not depressed over. I have to remind myself of that every day because the world reminds us of the other side. But still, if you can just put the depression antidote in your mind--"I can do something meaningful to make this situation better"--you can then get on to puting the depressing situation's antidote into reality.

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    27. Re:Makes you want to puke by ScooterComputer · · Score: 1
      John Maynard Keynes was a famous economist; "Keynsian" is an adjective that refers to specific points of his work. And so swiftly you display disdain for my "lack of attention"....

      And yes, I am aware that Karl Marx was pro-socialist, I never stated that I believed him to be "pro-capitalist". It is my hope that you are not required to perform research on any subject that may impact my life, as your perception of research is obviously limited...I read Marx PRECISELY because he had outlined an argument AGAINST Capitalism. You see, I believe that even those who have CONFLICTING viewpoints offer valuable insights. And although Marx wasn't "pro-capitalism", many of the challenges he profered are important enough that pro-capitalists would be wise to investigate them. It does lead to better understanding when you research why others are opposed to your methods, as opposed to, say, ignoring them.

      As for Keynes, you are correct that he did NOT coin the term "invisible hand". However, he did, in his writings, detail that the Government's spending as the "public sector" should be considered an embodiment of Smith's "invisible hand", and treated accordingly. Keynes spent quite a bit of page, that Smith did not (and probably could not have invisioned when writing "WoN"), elucidating the effects of Government spending and how it could be used more effectively (and also dangerously) to mediate economic growth---something quite important in depression-era economics. Whereas Smith filled a generic conceptual hole with "invisible hand", Keynes outlined a very real case in point.

      Considering that the entire paragraph prior dealt with Government spending, I was, in fact, referring to the Keynesian "invisible hand" (Government spending), and was, in doing so, positing a link to the very dangers that Keynes had warned.

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  76. Here's what... by Decimal · · Score: 2

    I'll bet Microsoft plans to use the money to develop some compund of gold that is liquid at room temperature for Gate's swimming pool.

    Either that, or they're going to repave One Microsoft Way real fancy-like.

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  77. Declare victory, distribute and dissolve by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They should declare victory, distribute the loot to shareholders, open the source code to the public and dissolve the company.

  78. You mean depreciation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your $400 GeForce 3 is now worth $100 because of depreciation, not deflation. Deflation has nothing to do with it, and it's highly improbable that we would see a deflationary economy any time soon.

    1. Re:You mean depreciation by evilned · · Score: 2

      I should have been more clear on what I meant by my geforce comment. I should have said that a brand new geforce 3 was $400 last year, and can be had new for much less now. The cost of the card used would be depreciation. As for deflation vs. devaluation because of increasing technology, thats exactly my point. The net effect is the same on either case. Of course it probably isnt as big of a benefit for microsoft as the tax breaks.

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  79. Um, math, corky? by smileyy · · Score: 2

    Or you could do the math correctly, and realize that they could only give everyone in the US $142.

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    1. Re:Um, math, corky? by GungaDan · · Score: 2
      Hell, even the shrub managed better than that. Of course it wasn't shrub's money he was giving away...

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  80. Good thing they're not buying those things... by iabervon · · Score: 2

    MicroSoft security and all the gold in Fort Knox. Good thing they can buy it four times...

    MicroSoft reliability and the entire airline industry. Good thing they can afford an extra one...

    All those sports teams, but not as popular as Solitaire.

    On the other hand, 23 space shuttles would be cool.

  81. Inner jobs by Tal+Cohen · · Score: 2

    Hmmmm... I wonder if programmers/employees working on that "Internal software" use its advice for their own private investments...

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  82. if you're holding cash, that's a bad sign by waxmop · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When any firm chooses to hold cash rather than reinvest, it's a clear signal that the firm is not optimistic about its business outlook.

    That $40Bn could have been spent on developing new business (improving XP, etc), but apparently, the expected return there was worse than cash, which is particularly bad in this interest rate climate.

    To use an analogy, consider this cash holding as a huge 'escape pod' for the death star, which is drawing resources away from building more planet-crushing lasers.

    If MS believed in itself, it would invest in itself.

    1. Re:if you're holding cash, that's a bad sign by Backov · · Score: 1

      To understand this, you've got to have read a little about Bill - he's totally paranoid about competition and losing the business. The money is his personal security blankie.

      This isn't so much a financial or business decision as a Bill decision.

      Cheers,
      Backov

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    2. Re:if you're holding cash, that's a bad sign by nuggz · · Score: 2

      Stocks are "liquid" because they can be sold for cash pretty damn quickly.

      Stocks are not liquid assets, and they can't always be sold quickly. Some large high trading volume companies are relatively liquid (ie Coke, MS, AOL)
      Many smaller companies have infrequently traded stocks and are not liquid.

      Short term cash & liquid assets are stuff like a corporate bank account, High quality short term ( 1 year, or 90 day) bonds/papers) or bank CDs. These can all be sold at close to their actual value at any time.

      If you REALLY think shares are liquid assets, ask anyone who owned Enron on its way down.

    3. Re:if you're holding cash, that's a bad sign by Tazzy531 · · Score: 2

      If you read my other post, I did a quick calculation on the amount that they earn in interest alone. It comes out to be about 1.8 billion a year in interest alone. That is more than the revenue of a lot of smaller companies. Nobody said that they were not reinvesting the money. It's just that you can only spend so much. Can you do spend 1.8 billion + other revenue sources on R&D projects without the entire company becoming too bloated? I mean, that's the problem with the Defense department. There is a lot of money going in and nobody watching where it goes.

      MS has quite a bit marked off for R&D. But they aren't going to just start an R&D project that isn't in their best interest. I mean, the XBox is a stretch from their core business, but in the end, it will go along with their plans.

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    4. Re:if you're holding cash, that's a bad sign by kelzer · · Score: 1

      When any firm chooses to hold cash rather than reinvest, it's a clear signal that the firm is not optimistic about its business outlook.

      Naw, it's a sign of something else. It's a sign that they're a monopoly who makes more money than they know what to do with! They already have invested billions and billions in things that loose money, like the X-Box and the cable industry and MSN and MSIE. Heck, even NT Server and BackOffice probably weren't profitable until the last 2-3 years. They've accumulated $40 billion despite all those huge investments, because they have no competition in the desktop OS or office productivity markets, and thus can charge whatever they want. So they charge whatever maximizes profit. It's really just basic economic theory.

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    5. Re:if you're holding cash, that's a bad sign by fungai · · Score: 1

      What new area could they expand into? There aren't many.

      I've thought about this too. Well, in all honesty I've been forced to think about this after audit requests and reading MS licences. Some of the things that MS does to keep the money flowing in is to: 1.) Go after current customers and squeezing every last drop out of them with audits. And I'm not talking about outright pirates, I'm talking about companies that are really trying hard to be legal with their licensing, but have the odd programs that they've lost the paperwork for etc. 2.) Binding the software to the hardware. For instance, when a friend's laptop was stolen he had to re-buy Office and WinXP. He had the licenses, but they were tied to the hardware. So, with an average PC/laptop life expectancy of 3 years they've got a constant stream of cash comming their way if they can maintain a monopoly.

  83. what to do by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "...I wonder what I would do with $40 billion?"

    here's a guess ... send the /. editors back to 3rd grade spelling classes?

  84. where they got it by hebertpa · · Score: 1

    So thats where all of enrons money went :)

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  85. Gosh, with that much money... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...they might be able to influence elections!

  86. "I wonder what I would do with $40 billion?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps buy a new video card?

  87. what would I do with 40 billion dollars? by Jonny+Balls · · Score: 1

    40 billion tacos!

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  88. The question isn't by da_Den_man · · Score: 1

    "Wonder what I would do with" the money...but rather What WOULDN'T I do with the money? Just think about it. If you had 40 BILLION dollars, why, you could buy Microsoft and shut them down!

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    1. Re:The question isn't by da_Den_man · · Score: 1

      Yes, but I think with 40 BILLION I could get a loan for the rest.......

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  89. not enough by wardk · · Score: 1

    to comply with Consent Decrees, or to consider playing it's game on an even ballfield with it's opponents. very sad.

  90. Obligatory beowulf post :) by TheLink · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I wish I had a beowulf cluster of that!

    Link.

    (Hey hundred plus posts and no beowulf post?)

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  91. open source it. ALL of it. by Bogatyr · · Score: 2

    I wonder what I would do with $40 billion?"
    Buy microsoft and open source the entire codebase maybe? Better samba compatibility, fix TCP/IP stack problem, not to mention the bugfix/security issue patches. Just a thought. i

    1. Re:open source it. ALL of it. by Bogatyr · · Score: 2

      I know, I was just being facetious. You're right of course.

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  93. *does a double take* by Akardam · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Was I the only one who read that as "Microsoft's $40B Hard On"?

    Damn. It's too early. *goes to get his coffee*

  94. Rebuild the WTC by t0qer · · Score: 2

    40billion would go a long way towards that goal. That would be the ultimate "fuck you" to Osama and his gang of thugs. Take the richest, most capitolist company out there, and have them build "The Microsoft Towers" where the WTC once stood.

    1. Re:Rebuild the WTC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you would have microsoft haters crashing into the MS Towers

    2. Re:Rebuild the WTC by NoMoreNicksLeft · · Score: 2

      Complete with anti-aircraft missiles running WinCE?

    3. Re:Rebuild the WTC by jmorse · · Score: 2

      Actually, I think the towers would do an adequate job of crashing on their own if M$FT built them...

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  95. Re:No person pays taxes by wayne · · Score: 1
    This needs to be repeated over and over again because many people do not understand it. People do not pay taxes. People collect taxes.

    Here's how it works. A person is a legal entity designed to make money. It has a list of expenses and a list of revenues. One of those expenses is "taxes." When the government raises taxes on a person, the person has to make up for the higher costs. They do this by increasing their demand for wages. I.e., the corporation has to bear the brunt of the higer cost of the person's tax. I.e., the person is merely a tax proxy for the government.


    Ok, so which is it? Do "corporations" pay taxes, or do "people"? Well, the answer is both. When the government raises taxes on either people or corporations, they both end up paying some of the tax. Who pays how much is determined by market. Rarely does the tax translate entirely into either higher wages or lower profits.

    Another myth is that taxing corporations causes "double taxation". The government taxes most transactions, you can just as easily argue that taxing people is "double taxation".

    Since corporations are legally a "person" and can own property, they need the protection of the national defense, and they use the nation's infrastructure, etc. there is no reason they shouldn't pay taxes. It could be argued that it would be fairer if we taxed both people and corporations exactly the same and instead of taxing only some transactions, we tax all transactions the same.

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  96. Share Options by bsdnazz · · Score: 1

    At $8 per share is it enough to cover the discount on all the share options given to staff? What happens when people start cashing in their share options? Will MS have enough cash to meet the demand?

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  98. But you know what they say... by Kavkaz · · Score: 1

    ...Money can't buy you love.

  99. The "Survival" Stash by Amadablam · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I first read about Microsoft hoarding cash several years ago. Back then, the figure was at $6 billion, and it was said that Microsoft was trying to keep enough cash on hand to run the company at its current level of production without any gross income for a period of one year. I'm not very business-minded, but it sounded like an ambitious insurance plan (thus the term "Catastrophe Hedging") and I didn't think much more about it. Thirty-four billion dollars later (and another billion every month), it sounds like Microsoft might be having more than simple "Catastrophe Hedging" in mind. All this talk about dividends and tax-evasion sounds suspicious, and I'm sure eventually somebody will have to answer for that pile of cash.

  100. Not in the stock market I play. . . by Bastian · · Score: 4, Insightful

    All companies have to pay out dividends eventually, otherwise the price of the share would be zero (since the price of the share is basically the net present value of the the stream of expected dividends).

    The value of a share of stock is whatever people will pay for it, same as everything else. There are a lot of factors going into that, but I think anyone who follows the stock market would agree that the prime determinant of a share price is far more random than the one you suggest. The amount someone will pay for stocks today is related to how likely they think it will be that the stock will be worth more tomorrow. (i.e., I'm paying $15 a share because I think I will be able to sell it for at least $16 a share sometime in the future.)

    It has little or nothing to do with dividends or anything else related to how much money the company has on hand, or even whether it's turning a profit. If it had much at all to do with those factors, there would be no way to explain the share prices that dot.coms were hitting during the last decade. I don't think it was exactly a big secret that most internet firms are considered fiscally fit if they succeed in having a net profit somewhere in the area of zero.

    1. Re:Not in the stock market I play. . . by Royster · · Score: 2

      No one would ever pay for a stock that has no potential to ever pay a dividend. There's no reason for people to bid up the price of a stock unless there's a likelihood of some future dividend return. Over the long term, that is the economic reality of the stock market. When prices get bid up with the expectation that people will sell out to others at higher prices, eventually you run out of suckers and the price crashes. (This is called a Ponzi Scheme and it's usually illegal to set one up outside of the Stock Markets where the potential of Ponzi-like behavior is accepted as a cost of having a liquid equity market.) If this happens to the entire market at once, 1929 will look like a walk in the park -- say goodbye to your retirement savings. We've already seen the bust in Internet stocks -- there wasn't enough economic value there to justify the prices they were getting.

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    2. Re:Not in the stock market I play. . . by Galvatron · · Score: 1

      But the only reason you think you will be able to sell the share for $16 in the future is because of future dividends. Sure, you get into situations of irrationality where people buy into investments with no potential to ever pay back a dime (called "castles in the air" by Keynes). The most famous example was the tulip bulb craze in Holland a couple centuries ago. Other modern examples would be Beanie Babies, or Las Vegas. But, the rational basis for the stock market, the reason that it is, unlike the above examples, a fundamentally sound investment, is because of the stream of dividend payments.

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    3. Re:Not in the stock market I play. . . by GuyFromAccounting · · Score: 1

      This is untrue and contradicted by empirical evidence. Net income and book value of equity explain a high proportion of stock price. If you regress price per share on earnings per share on book value per share you will get an R squared somewhere around 80%.

      The dot coms were a small number of firms that are not representative of the population of publicly traded firms. And if you look around you will see that these firms have zero earnings, zero book value and zero price.

    4. Re:Not in the stock market I play. . . by scrytch · · Score: 2

      No one would ever pay for a stock that has no potential to ever pay a dividend

      They do all the time. It's called increased value. Do you think Warren Buffet got rich from dividend checks? No, he invested in "adolescent" companies (as he called them) that had good potential for maturity. He buys a dollar of stock, they take it and make a dollar of profit with it that is reinvested into the company. His stock has just doubled in book value alone -- the demand for the limited supply of this company's stock will push it up even more than that. And they didn't even send him any money. Yes, his money is on paper, but he can convert it to cold hard cash with one phone call.

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    5. Re:Not in the stock market I play. . . by Malor · · Score: 1

      By your argument, I should go out and buy $1 bills for $3, hoping to push them onto another sucker for $5 sometime in the future. This is called the 'greater fool' theory. In the stock market, the greatest fools of all were the ones who bought Nasdaq in early March, 2000.

      The last few years in the stock market have been a once-in-a-lifetime speculative mania. You should not extrapolate the behavior of the last few years as being even remotely correct. The second-wealthiest man in the world, Warren Buffett, refused to buy tech stocks because he saw that they were fundamentally overvalued. He didn't make all his billions by being wrong very often.

      As he puts it, investing is the art of figuring out how much money a business can emit during its lifetime, figuring the current value of that money, and buying it for less. He thinks in whole companies, but the same logic applies to partial ownership (shares).

      In other words, the true value of a stock is ultimately dependent on the dividends it pays. If a stock never pays dividends and never will, there is no reason to own it. It would be smarter to put the money into a bank account, even now, and get the crummy 2%.

      You may make more by buying non-dividend-paying companies, but you are dependent on other people acting irrationally to do so.

    6. Re:Not in the stock market I play. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      u are both a bit wrong. dividends are in fact counted, along with many other factors. The most important number in the analysis is the free cash flow to the equity (which gets present valued, and then added to total net debt to get enteprise value).

      There is certainly a short term supply and demand aspect to stock prices, but over the theoretical long run, prices gravitate toward intrinsic value.

      Whether a company actually pays out its free cash flow to the equity holders makes a very small difference (mainly in the the risk assessment) ...

      In many cases (like MSFT) where companies are growing are (were) growing quickly and have very high return on equity, reinvesting their money or keeping for later use is a better use of their capital to dividending it out (because they can likely do better with it than their investors)... However, more mature companies with lower ROA/ROE are typically better off giving some directly to shareholders.

      By the way, the reason an investor will pay for a stock that gives no dividend is because that company has an intrinsic value based on its leverage, cash flow, and outlook (and other factors)... and that value can be monetized in different ways. If the stock was valued on dividend streams alone, than a company with high cash flow and no dividends would be undervalued and someone would buy it and either run out the cash flow directly to themselves, or sell the assets to someone else at a higher return or profit than the market would normally allow.

      This is why the decision to pay a dividend makes little difference. The market will price efficiently based on cash flow and risk in either case.

    7. Re:Not in the stock market I play. . . by Royster · · Score: 1

      A mature stock will pay dividends. The so-called "blue chip" stocks pay regular and reliable dividends. If a stock which does not currently pay dividends has little or no potential to eventually become a mature, dividend payer, there is not reason other than "irrational exuberance" for a future investor to pay more than you paid. If an equity holder has no prospect of ever getting anything out of the investment and only a downside from a future bankrupcy, there's no reason for the stock to have value.

      During the Internet boom, stocks had high values for speculative reasons -- there was a chance that the company would become sufficiently entrenched in the "new economy" that future profits would be able to pay dividends sometime down the road. The bust was inevitable because the stocks did not have the fundamental values to support the prices. The indivual investor was left holding the bag.

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    8. Re:Not in the stock market I play. . . by CokeBear · · Score: 2

      Without dividends, the whole stock market is just one big Pyramid Scheme.

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    9. Re:Not in the stock market I play. . . by Asparfame · · Score: 2

      Interestingly enough, however, Buffet's company Berkshire Hathaway, valued today at about $75,000 per share ($19 in 1965), has never issued a dividend, and doesn't seem to have plans to do so. (I'm not positive about that statement... can't seem to find proof in the Internet. Oh well.)

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  101. Tonight's matchup... by sacremon · · Score: 2

    "...or every major professional baseball, basketball, football and hockey team in America."

    'Tonight's matchup is between the Windows Devleopers' Rams vs. the Security Steelers. Should be an interesting game, though the Security's defense has been sorely lacking this season."

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  102. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate microsoft with a passion that cannot be expressed in mere words. In fact it can really only be expressed with thermonuclear weapon explosions in Redmond.

    But...

    I remember in econ 101 we had a talk about Corporate expenses, and how "assets" is a tricky word. One year a corporation could have $1 billion in liquid assets. The next year, due to perhaps a sales slump, they could be bankrupt or laying off their workforce.

    Put it this way, you have a house that is valued at $100k. You have a car that is valued at $20k. Your yearly expenditures are about $60k. You have $20k in the bank ($140k in total assets, $20k in liquid assets). At the end of this year you're sitting pretty with $20k in the bank. Now you loose your job, and start working at McDonalds. Your yearly income is now $20k. You now have a problem. In order to remain solvent you will have to reduce expenses and possibly sell assets, but this takes time (how long to sell that house and remove the mortgate? a year?). This $20k you saved now seems rather paltry doesn't it? You'll eat through it in a few months.

    To see how rich MS really is, you need to see how much they pay every year (exclude "one time costs" for now). If they hit a slump, which happens, this is how much they'll owe the next year. $40 billion doesn't seem so much compared to that.

  103. If I had $40 billion... by PHAEDRU5 · · Score: 2

    ...and I ran Microsoft, I'd build my own little DoD. $40 billion would go a long way to giving me some pretty sharp teeth.

    Then I'd declare my sovreignty and dare the DoJ, etc., to do its worst.

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  104. M$ Prisoner Rape? by Baldrson · · Score: 0, Troll
    Since the value of fiat currency is based on the government's ability to punish those who do not acquire it to pay legal obligations such as tax, and the ultimate form of punishment routinely carried out on behalf of the government against those who violate its will is HIV and Hepatitis-C infected ethnospecific prisoner gang-rape, one wonders whether the $40e9 cash on hand held by M$ would become less valuable by quite a large fraction were the government to suddenly get a conscience and abide by the 8th Amendment as a result.

    Perhaps the secret "catastrophe" against which the legendary "Catastrophe Hedging Program 2.5" is "hedging" is the sudden cessation of cruel and unusual punishment as the ultimate power of the United States. How one hedges against such "catastrophic" losses is interesting to contemplate. Does, for example, Balmer have a pop-up web-cam viewer with CHP2.5 that gives him instant views of the prison "turf" of the most vicious and infectious prison gangs money can buy -- just to ensure they are "doing their job" for the Federal Reserve, IRS and M$?

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  106. so basicly by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 2

    if you had 40 bill you wouldnt do anything selfless youd just make sure you are remembered.

    ok

    1. Re:so basicly by smnolde · · Score: 2

      That's a lot of trips to Amsterdam. You can get a lot for a few bucks there, if you know what I mean.

    2. Re:so basicly by jonbrewer · · Score: 2

      Actually I think 40 bills would be about two week long trips to Amsterdam for me. :-)

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  108. Let's make everybody happy! by Thud457 · · Score: 0

    Let them feed all the starving people on Mars !

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  109. Nope. Dividends are optional. by RobertAG · · Score: 2

    There is no law saying that a corporation must pay out dividends. Some corporations pay out dividends as a matter of policy, some don't. The difference is that the extra cash held onto by the corporation enables it to reinvest that cash into additional internal projects in order to increase the company's value (and therefore share price). The idea behind this is that the company feels that the cash can be put to better use by the company than by the shareholder. Besides Microsoft, Berkshire-Hathaway comes to mind. This model DOES work and value added to shareholders is reflected in increased stock price.

    Of course, the shareholders don't have to accept this and can choose to take the cash now instead of later, either by holding a vote among present shareholders or by choosing to invest elsewhere.

    One of the factors an investor considers is if a company pays out dividends. Ultimately, it comes down to a personal choice based upon the investor's expectations.

    There have been papers written on this subject, usually asking the question: "Do dividends matter?"

    Dividends are taxed as ordinary income, while capital gains are taxed as, well, the capital gains rate(usually at a lower, flat rate than ordinary income).

    As for a shelter shielding Microsoft from taxes, their own financials reported a total income tax expense (2001) of $1,288,000,000 US Dollars. If they have a tax dodge in place, it AIN'T working.

    Regarding that $40 Billion in cash holdings. Holdings are not taxed. How would YOU like it if you were taxed based on what your bank account held? You may be taxed in interest received, but NOT on the principle amount.

  110. Listen, my son ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when time has come, even the greatest of all empires fall.

  111. OT: Re:It's about tax evasion... by GlassUser · · Score: 1

    You're partially correct. Corporations can not elect representatives. They buy them.

  112. MOVE TO THE FOOD! by Bastian · · Score: 2

    No really. The "capitalism makes everyone do well" theory just doesn't hold water. It is true that capitalist economies have a tendency to be more efficient (note: that has NOTHING to do with equity), but the argument that capitalism feeds starving masses can't explain what happened in Russia or Nicaragua when they abandoned socialism or explain why a country with a per capita GDP as small as Cuba's can have life expectancy or infant mortality rates on par with those of the United States and other countries with highly developed capitalist economies.

    1. Re:MOVE TO THE FOOD! by dbrutus · · Score: 1

      All communist countries lie about their accomplishments. They never accurately tote up the costs of their legitimate accomplishments and they make stuff up as a matter of policy. Those insufficiently creative about making up progress notes get shot (like the folks who did the Soviet census right after the great purges of the '30s).

      We won't know the truth of Cuba until communism falls, just as we didn't know the truth about the Soviets until they fell.

      Efficient countries create surplus capital (even Marx agreed) and in capitalist ones, they end up making more and more until all are satisfied. Communist ones are inefficient and try to satisfy everybody but year after year, they make less and less. This fact is what makes the leadership eventually flinch and change from communist to capitalist societies.

    2. Re:MOVE TO THE FOOD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't know what happened? Holy shit, where have you been?
      I can sum it up in one word: "corruption".

      Practically eveyone in Russia is on the take. Hell, most of China is too. These aren't democratic countries...get real.


    3. Re:MOVE TO THE FOOD! by Bastian · · Score: 3, Interesting

      All communist countries lie about their accomplishments

      Nicaragua wasn't communist in the sense of Cuba or the USSR. I'm not talking about governmental systems here, I'm talking about economic systems. Even then, capitalist countries aren't completely honest, too. Admittedly, democracy seems to help keep corruption levels down, but that's a function of democracy and totalitarianism, not capitalism and communism. I will also agree that communist countries tend to be totalitarian, but using that as a justification for blanket statements is just as irrational as blindly following every statistic a government publishes.

      We won't know the truth of Cuba until communism falls, just as we didn't know the truth about the Soviets until they fell.

      We can't know with 100% certanity, but our concept of life behind the iron curtain in the USSR didn't prove to be all that different from the fact. About the only difference I see is that we now know that the USSR's technology level wasn't as high as the Cold War hype held it to be.

      Efficient countries create surplus capital (even Marx agreed) and in capitalist ones, they end up making more and more until all are satisfied. Communist ones are inefficient and try to satisfy everybody but year after year, they make less and less. This fact is what makes the leadership eventually flinch and change from communist to capitalist societies.

      I think I mentioned that in my original post. But economic efficiency is not a good measure of public health, since it includes not just things like the amount of food, but also things such as the number of TV's a people owns, and it tends to measure only efficiency, not equity. No, places like Cuba didn't have the number of fatiron computers and such that we have, but a country's ability to produce enough food for its people is not so directly related into GDP. Again, look at Nicaragua. Since it went capitalist, its GDP has increased while its ability to take care of its citizens has decreased markedly.

  113. I wonder what I would do with $40 billion? by Buskaatt · · Score: 1

    Make a decent OS.

  114. James Bond by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Billy Gates is perfectly poised to become a James Bond villain. With that kind of wealth, he could built an orbiting space laser or underwater city or whatever.

    Think about it.

    1. Re:James Bond by goatcheese · · Score: 2, Funny


      You're almost there. While reading the article I could not help thinking about "Moonraker". Hmmm... complete with Steve B. as "Jaws" :-)

  115. Learn from the movies... by bje2 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Peter: "What would you do if you had a million dollars?"
    Lawrence: "I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man."
    Peter: "That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?"
    Lawrence: "Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up, cause chicks dig a dude with money."
    Peter: "Well, not all chicks."
    Lawrence: "Well the kind of chicks that'd double up on me do."
    Peter: "Good point."

    - Office Space

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    "Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true." - Homer Simpson
  116. Now I understand... by digitalamish · · Score: 1

    That's how Microsoft can afford to outfit all of it computers with Window$.
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  117. Losing $15 billion by Animats · · Score: 2
    CmdrTaco writes:
    I wonder what I would do with $40 billion?

    You VA guys had $15 billion in market cap at peak. Plus a sizable hunk of cash. And what did you do with that? You blew it.

    1. Re:Losing $15 billion by ainsoph · · Score: 2

      Instead of being a troll you might want to investigate your idiot claims. Do it with google.

      I tried: "credit suisse SEC VA Linux", what string can you make up?

      Also, the Frontline special "Dot Con" discusses the scam VA Linux got led into.

      Watch it. It was all a game.

      http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/do tc on/

    2. Re:Losing $15 billion by Animats · · Score: 2
    3. Re:Losing $15 billion by ainsoph · · Score: 2

      cool. glad you do. was just pointing it out if in case you didnt know.

      I meet tons of people who were rockin due to the boom who dont have the insight to check out what went wrong, they jus think the damn tech thing was a scam.

      Thanks for the downside link.

  118. Perfect solution to the MSFT lawsuit by AlgUSF · · Score: 1

    Say that everybody in the US was injured by microsoft's abuse of monopolistic powers, and award all citizens 153.25.

    153.25 * 261mln = 40bln...

    Where is my check? :-)

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  119. If I had $40 Billion... by sirgoran · · Score: 1

    I'd buy one hell of a great week in Vegas for every employee and throw in a week at the Mustang Ranch for any that wanted it. Let's face it. For the stereotypical geek it may be the only chance they get to get laid...

    -Goran

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  120. Talk about irony! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You said the words "Ralph Nader." The simple use of those two words made me sick to my stomach, almost to the point of ralphing. Immediately after that, you told the read to follow that urge and go ralph. How thoughtful....nauseous feeling gone! Who needs the antiquated finger-down-the-throat method when you have good old Ralph Nader around to make you physically ill.

    Little Red Corvair

  121. Microsoft = Enron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft has a market cap. of nearly 1 trillion dollars. Is windows the companies only true cash cow worth 1 trillion dollars? Russian GDP is less!This is ridiculous. Today microsoft makes am huge amount of money not in software but by doing what Merryl Lynch does. They speculate on everything from DRam prices to whether to options trading to buying foreign tech companies. They aren't just in the software business anymore. This is why I wouldn't buy the stock no matter what. Eventually people will realise that this isn't a software company anymore, but a ENRON who uses its leverage in the PC business to influence DRAM prices, PC prices and destroy competition. Enron did this in the energy business until they were just to over leveraged and destroyed themselves. Gates and Company are too careful for that, but it's essentially the same business strategy. Thats why microsoft doesn't deserve its insane valuations!

  122. ALERT! KARMA WHORE ATTEMPT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NM

  123. 40 billion only buys how much? by og_sh0x · · Score: 1

    40 billion dollars will buy the entire airline industry twice over, but it will only buy 23 space shuttles? Wow, does that include the costs involved in launching and manning it? Maybe it would be a better idea to give 1 billion people $40.

  124. Why I hate Microsoft . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Rather than bashing them, why not download the CLR and C# source for FreeBSD [microsoft.com] and have a play with that?


    Okay, this is a troll, but I'll bite.


    I've been fighting Microsoft for over a decade now. I've held my tongue and didn't say "I told you so" when everything came out about them in the antitrust trials.


    Microsoft broke the law. No if, ands, or buts. No two ways about it. What they did is illegal.


    And the really disgusting part is, they don't even care or want to admit that they are wrong! They're delusional! But you know what makes me even more sad and angry? People like you who go "oh, well, they're just a company trying to make money, so that's okay" and blithely forget that Microsoft would kill you and everyone you know if it meant they could make another nickel in profit.


    Bash Microsoft? You bet your ass I will.

  125. I wonder what I would do with $40 billion? by TrevorB · · Score: 2

    I wonder what I would do with $40 billion?

    Make 2000 trips into space on a Soyuz rocket?

    That could get a good chunk of the Redmond campus off the planet...

  126. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  127. What would I do? by diakka · · Score: 1, Funny

    A brand new double-wide, a corvette and a shitload of crank.

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  128. DAAAAAMN! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After reading your linked comment, and seeing the moderation on it, the only thing I can say is to echo another AC and say :

    I love you, Profane_Motherfucker!

  129. Old News... by dbretton · · Score: 1


    Yeah, I'm a troll or whatever.

    However, this is seriously OLD news. I read about MS's cash reserves about 1.5 years ago in the Boston Globe.

  130. Just one more reason... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Granted, it may be just envy (I'd love to have $40B sitting in my company's account... I'd need a company first, though), but it gives me one more reason *not* to buy anything that has that Microsoft logo on it.

    Linux, here I come! Now if I can get a hold on all that compiling...

  131. No corporation should grow that big. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The companies are controlled with totalitarian methods. If they grow so big they can represent a danger for the society in which they are born.

  132. They could buy me, and then? by theolein · · Score: 1

    Being unemployed as I am and quite poor, if they offered me some of that money I would sing and dance the company tune and attack open source with all my might (whilst secrectly hiding a Linux box at home in the cellar). I mean this is what poverty does to one, right? And that is Microsoft does to poor people, right?

    On the serious side, I suppose that reading something like this depresses me, because it seems that the rich get richer and the poor get poorer, although I suppose a string of bad luck and or court cases could quickly deplete much of those cash reserves. But I don't think anyone seriously expects that ever to happen. The only thing I wonder about is in a theoretical model when Microsoft has bought everyone out and has absolutely no more competition (having successfully lobbied, bribed etc politicians into outlawing open source), How do they continue to grow?

    Even if they were successful with all their initiatives (Passport, .Net, Subscription model) sonner or later they would max out and growth would flatten or drop to near to zero. What would they do then? Would they then lobby politicians to start a Microsoft tax or make it a criminal offense not to have a PC in every house running Microsoft Windows XXXXX?

    This isn't meant as flamebait but as a question, given that the subscription model is probably a means to generate revenue and is not a real necessity.

  133. that much? by Cynikal · · Score: 1

    what i dont understand is why they don't use that money to hire *real* programmers and make a *stable* os that doesnt take 256mb of ram.

    get an army of asm programmers and recode windows from scratch.. just for fun.. i would if i had that much money...

    1. Re:that much? by Tazzy531 · · Score: 2

      The problem is.. the more money you have and the bigger your organization becomes, the less of a control you have over the entire place. It's a fact of business.

      If you have 40 billion dollars, hiring 10 college graduates at 32K/year is pocket change. They try to recruit the best of the best, but when it comes down to it, you need a lot of people filling in in between.

      An analogy might be this. You have $10K in your pocket. You want to buy animal crackers that cost 30/$1. Do you go through the entire the entire collection and make sure every single one does not have defects? No. You scoop a bunch out hoping that you do have more no defective ones than defects.

      Having a lot of money doesn't make it easier to manage it.

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  134. The real problem by dbrutus · · Score: 2

    Anybody with any sense is going to shy away from going up against MS in any significant sense. If you have a world beating idea in the OS arena, the best you can do as a new entrant is to be bought up by the beast from Redmond. Your chief developers? They can be identified by PIs and their salaries quadrupled by MS. Publicly traded? You can't fight 40B in a hostile takeover. Privately owned? Can you afford to go up against Microsoft legal if they simply steal your ideas?

    Big war chests deter competitors, like large militaries deter invasion.

    This is Microsoft's version of peace through strength. I don't believe that it's a strategy that is consistent with behaving within the anti-trust laws.

  135. More philanthropic than whom? by obtuse · · Score: 1

    Many religious individuals tithe a _gross_ ten percent of their income. Is Bill giving away ten percent of his income? Oh, you "mean more philanthropic than any other" among people who have made money their religion.

    Sure, among the rich, he's generous.

    I have heard that if you look at the statistics of financial donations, on average those in lower income brackets give more as a percentage of income than do those with higher incomes. (Can anyone help me source the stats for this? I admit I don't have a good citation.)

    I'm less impressed than I might be with BillG and Microsoft, especially considering the social consequences of running an extortion racket against public schools.

    It's easy to get a camel through the eye of a needle, if you puree it first.

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    1. Re:More philanthropic than whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, currently he's giving away more than 100% of his gross annual income per year. Which means he's paying out every dollar coming in and paying out some of his savings too. Are you still persisting in having a philanthropic cock size comparison?

    2. Re:More philanthropic than whom? by Dirk+Pitt · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Does it really matter to you whether the money is given paycheck to paycheck, or a lump sum after death? I think I can defend the latter pretty well.

      Here's an old link I found about Gates' philanthropic tendencies: In 1999, the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation awarded more than $2 billion in grants. That's generous amongst the rich or average or poor.

      He's intimated that he will give more than 90% of his wealth away before he dies, as do many of the superrich. So they don't attach as much wages as many other 'average' earners do--which is more effective?

      Most of these guys invested in the economy, providing capital through stock purchases and cash holdings that allowed new companies to thrive, houses to be built, etc. And most, yes most, of these ultra-rich give much (most?) of their dollars away after they die. I'd rather see these "10% tithers" save their money, and rev up a large fortune.

      Unfortunately, I can't find good statistics on the financial donations. I suspect you won't either--private donations are usually cash-type, non-entity sponsored form. In other words, if the UW gets a $1000 donation from John Smith, they don't and can't really do an analysis on what Mr. Smith's income is. There's some data derived from write-offs on federal tax forms, and this seems to show that the top 5% of the wage-earners represent most of the increases in charitable donations from year to year (a quarter of the increase in institutional contributions was from Bill Gates in 1999).

      And don't forget that 91% of the taxes are paid by just the top 5% of the taxpayers. I know that our tax duties aren't philanthropic, but dammit, people want to act like the rich do _nothing_ but capitalize on those beneath them, and it just ain't true.

    3. Re:More philanthropic than whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, gee, by that purposefully misleading standard, Steve Jobs is earning $1.00 per year. If he buys a poor kid a coffee, he just gave more percentagewise than Bill. I seem to remember Donald Trump getting paid $1 per year, too. For tax reasons the uber-rich get paid next to nothing, and take it all in stock options or perqs like company jets and cars, since the tax structure is very different.

      You know, The gayest trolls are you retards who try to pimp Bill Gates. At least you could troll for a good cause or something. But nice work sucking Bill Gates' cock. Your mother must be really proud being a troll and contributing nothing to the world.

    4. Re:More philanthropic than whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That 91% is borne by those who earn $400,000 and over. Of this amount, however, almost NONE of it is paid by those earning over $1 Billion. It is those poor saps who are millionaires, or close to it, but aren't rich enough to have the top-dollar lawyers and offshore setups that Bill Gates has.

      Hell, my DAD is in this bracket, my dentist is in this bracket, and probably by next year, I will be in this bracket! (I write Internet surveillance software for the NSA). I probably already pay more than Bill Gates in taxes.

      Mike M.

    5. Re:More philanthropic than whom? by HiThere · · Score: 2

      I'm glad to hear that he is doing some good with his money. That doesn't excuse his participating in the corruption of our government.

      He has done more evil via promulgation of monopoly and it's attendant governmental corruption than any amount of philanthropy would redeem. In his defense, I must admit that he didn't participate in government corruption on a significant scale until it was forced upon him as a matter of self-defence. Since then, however, he appears to have become a major player. (This is nearly all inference, but this isn't the kind of information that one would expect to find lying around in the open. Inferences are the best one can expect.) I would welcome proof that I am wrong, but that would probably come at the expense of the kind of government that would be even worse than the current one, and thus be too expensive.

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    6. Re:More philanthropic than whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's some data derived from write-offs on federal tax forms

      That's a poor place to get data. I gave a bunch of money to various charities this year, but because it was less than the standard deduction, the IRS doesn't hear about it. I would bet that I gave a higher _percentage_ of my income to charity than BillG does, which is meaningful.

      Perhaps that's the best place you can find decent statistics, but it's incomplete, it's not going to get you data on those of us not in the really-rich bracket.

    7. Re:More philanthropic than whom? by trixillion · · Score: 1

      And don't forget that 91% [econop.org] of the taxes are paid by just the top 5% of the taxpayers. I know that our tax duties aren't philanthropic, but dammit, people want to act like the rich do _nothing_ but capitalize on those beneath them, and it just ain't true.

      If you read the rest of that article for context you will realize that "the taxes" refers to estate taxes not aggragate federal state and local taxes.

    8. Re:More philanthropic than whom? by tshak · · Score: 1

      Is Bill giving away ten percent of his income?...Sure, among the rich, he's generous.
      ...


      You should actually do the research instead of being so pessimistic and judgemental about BillG's character.

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    9. Re:More philanthropic than whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and probably by next year, I will be in this bracket! (I write Internet surveillance software for the NSA).

      Yet you can't figure out how to get an account on /.??? Since you work for the NSA you should know that it's not hard to trace your person to these posts anyway!

    10. Re:More philanthropic than whom? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreampt of in your philosophy..." -Hamlet, Act I, Scene v

      What is impossible has been done routinely and aggressively for 5+ years.

      Mike M.

    11. Re:More philanthropic than whom? by Rakarra · · Score: 2
      Yet you can't figure out how to get an account on /.???

      Can't? Or doesn't want to? What does he have to gain by making an account? Impressing some guys on Slashdot? Yeah, that'd be really high up on my priority list too.

  136. illegal tax shelter by tuxit2 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Microsoft's enormous cash reserves may constitute an illegal tax shelter. See here and here for more details.

    1. Re:illegal tax shelter by Tazzy531 · · Score: 2

      I don't think not paying dividends is an illegal action. It is their choice as their business practice not to pay dividends. And this is because it is more economical and financially better for the company not to. In addition, the amount that they would have paid out could be put back into R&D and be reinvested. There is no law that requires a company to pay dividends. They are not lying to their stockholders; the stockholders are aware of their business practice.

      Think about it this way. When _you_ purchase something online as oppose to going to the local store to buy it, you are not paying state sales taxes on that. (You should be filing to pay federal taxes, but most people don't) In other words, you are avoiding the sales tax. Should all online purchases be banned? Are online purchases illegal because they bypass the sales tax?

      Another example. You live near the border between two states. The next state over has a lower tax on gasoline. Would it be illegal to fill your gas in the other state?

      Both of these examples are equivalent to the actions of MS. We are living in a capitalistic society. In that effect, the society rewards people that go out and make intelligent choices. Business choices/decisions are included.

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    2. Re:illegal tax shelter by tuxit2 · · Score: 1
      I don't think not paying dividends is an illegal action.

      There is no question that it is against the law (read the article and the laws referenced). The only question is whether Microsoft's cash reserves actually are excessive.

      Both of these examples are equivalent to the actions of MS.

      If you think that Microsoft's actions are equivalent to that, then they are clearly unlawful. The only justification Microsoft has for keeping cash on hand without paying the higher tax rate is if it is needed for immediate business purposes.

  137. I'd Buy... by OverDrive33 · · Score: 1

    2!! Count'em 2!! Small Office licences of Windows XP Pro and Office XP SOHO!!!!!!

    *imagine... being able to AFFORD software... wow*

  138. Did you just say, "Over the long term"? by drew_kime · · Score: 2

    Well, there's your problem. Since when has the stock market been played for the long term?

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    1. Re:Did you just say, "Over the long term"? by PxT · · Score: 1

      Well, there's your problem. Since when has the stock market been played for the long term?

      Ask Warren Buffett.

    2. Re:Did you just say, "Over the long term"? by Royster · · Score: 2

      The fundamental economic purpose of the stock market is to provide a liquid market for equity shares. In a liquid market, there are sufficient buyers so that someone can liquidate their position to meet immediate cash needs. No individual investor is a long term investor forever.

      The market also provides speculative opportunities. Buying a stock that has even a small chance of eventually holding a significant market share in a significant economic niche

      But, to the extent that speculative motives outstrip the fundamental purpose of the market, the market gets subverted from its real economic function as a source of equity financing. These periods of speculation inevitably end in a bust which intereferes with the orderly role of a capital market.

      If all investors are short term investors, then the market has already been subverted from its only reason for existing.

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  139. Beowulf cluster by tapiwa · · Score: 2, Funny

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of these

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  140. build robots to do all the work on the planet! by HanzoSan · · Score: 2


    Then you could feed the hungry.

    Capitalism is not about equal distribution of wealth.
    Freedom has nothing to do with wealth.

    Its about control of resources, using capitalism, the rich control the resources even if the resources are unlimited.

    You could use 40 billion to build robots, nano technology and GM foods which would make feeding the hungry an easy task.

    Robots would grow GM foods, then the GM foods would be gathered up and distributed.

    Distribution would cost alot of money but 40 billion is enough to do it.

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    1. Re:build robots to do all the work on the planet! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      NO! GM crops will spread like a disease and kill of other plants. They are a health risk and will do irreversible damage to the environment. We should not tamper with what we do not understand. No genetic manipulation of nature!

    2. Re:build robots to do all the work on the planet! by Thud457 · · Score: 0

      Thank you mr. woo-woo! You just reminded me of a relevant book.

      "Greener than You Think" by Ward Moore (1947)

      The first eco-disaster novel. Kind of cheesy, but I suspect at the time it was written, many of the themes it explores weren't yet cliche. Unfortunately, it's out of print. There was a small publisher revival edition in the late eighties, so you might find it in the library or used.

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  141. but we dont have FAIR capitalism so whys it matter by HanzoSan · · Score: 2



    Right now our capitalism rewards big companies instead of small ones.

    Many small companies are better for the economy, than a few big ones who consume all the resources and dont give back.

    Small companies have to give back through competition because if they dont another small company is right there to take their place.

    Big companies however are bad for capitalism. Monopolies especially.

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  142. The problem is capitalism. by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

    Food has a price.

    Thats what happens when you have alittle too much capitalism.

    Capitalism and alot of people starve, or Socialism and no one ever starves.

    Food has a price, and when the US dominates capitalism with big busineses (I think the size of companies should be limited as well as the scope, mergers should be illegal as well)

    little companies cant compete with mcdonalds. companies in china cant create their own microsoft like company to make an OS.

    You see?

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    1. Re:The problem is capitalism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Food has a price.

      Thats what happens when you have alittle too much capitalism.


      No, that's what happens when some poor shmuck has to spend his waking hours tending crops/packaging them for your consumption/transporting them to your house. He has to get paid, therefore, food has a price.

      Capitalism and alot of people starve, or Socialism and no one ever starves.
      There is-honestly-not a lot of starvation in the major capitalist nations. OTOH, we've all seen pictures of the bread lines in the former Soviet Union.

      Not that I really know: got homeless in Sweden? Soup kitchens in Canada? Cuba?

    2. Re:The problem is capitalism. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      LOL, you're such a fool. Ever hear about the long lines in the USSR? the chronic shortages? where do you think all of that grain we sold went? to the USSR, because they couldn't feed themselves.

      You need to read a little more history. as opposed to some treatise on communism/socialism.

      LOL

    3. Re:The problem is capitalism. by TheWickedKingJeremy · · Score: 1

      little companies cant compete with mcdonalds. companies in china cant create their own microsoft like company to make an OS. I do not mean to keep responding to your posts - But where exactly are you getting your information? I live in Boston, and by walking down the various streets one is virtually bombarded by all the various Mom & Pop and local restaurants. Not only are they able to stay in business, but such private resturants are far more popular, numerous, and respected than any large corporate eating establishment such as McDonalds. Do you honestly think that the might McDonald's food-chain has any sort of monopoly over us? Companies like that have reached saturation in the US - If anything they are on the decline. Its called free-enterprise and consumer choice - give it a shot sometime and you might like it. As for China not being able to create an OS because of Microsoft... 1) I agree that MS is a monopoly and something should be done about it, but 2) China I dont think is going to be hindered too much by them... ever hear of Red Flag Linux??

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    4. Re:The problem is capitalism. by shyster · · Score: 2
      ever hear of Red Flag Linux??

      No. Neither has my Grandmother (I called and asked her). But she has heard of MS Windows XP.

    5. Re:The problem is capitalism. by Squeeze+Truck · · Score: 2

      Capitalism and alot of people starve, or Socialism and no one ever starves.

      Indeed?

      Ever hear of the Great Leap Forward?

      (link chosen at random)

      Under socialism, you either all eat together, or all starve together.

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  143. Communism = no one ever starves by HanzoSan · · Score: 2



    The good thing about Communism and Socialism, success is shared.

    If theres a bill gates in your country, everyone lives better not just bill gates.

    If we were communism, or socialism, we'd all be living better for this reason

    People would still need us to buy their software from, their computers from, windows would still sell.

    Instead of 60 billion being in the hands of bill gates and 40 billion in the hands of microsoft.

    This money would be more evenly distributed.

    Capitalism is just not going to be useful after we get to a point technology wise

    Tell me what good capitalism is, when theres no jobs left? Once we have robots and nano technology, what labor can the average person do?

    Prepare for collapse unless everyone wakes up tomorrow as a scientist

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    1. Re:Communism = no one ever starves by phoenix123 · · Score: 0

      i would suggest you take at least four weeks business school for beginners and rethink your article before posting again a dozen articles here full of agitation.

      communism DOESN'T work, let me tell you as I am from former east-germany, have experienced real authentic marxistic-leninistic communism(tm) and you can trust me if I say: communism can't beat shit.
      you can't buy anything, have to wait in long lines for every every fcking consumer good from lemonade in summer to toothpaste. (oh and not to mention 18 years waiting for a - lousy excuse of a - car, or the lottery-like chances of getting telephone or the price of average_wage_complete times 8 to buy a television)

      don't ever post again if you don't have anything else to say but your idealistic *dreams* of society.

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    2. Re:Communism = no one ever starves by cmkrnl · · Score: 1


      You lying toerag bastard! (fellow readers please forgive my tongue, but I cannot let this gobshite whitewash the documented death of millions)

      The tens of millions of those who perished through starvation across the ukraine, china, and cambodia are a poignant reminder of of you inveracity.

      You're just A.N Other middle class vostok in the mold of Sidney and Beatrice Webb.

      Just pray you never have the misfortune to met me in person my friend. I tend to treat your kind with the exact same contempt as your ubermensch mirror images.

      What REALLY pisses me off is that after 500 odd comments every else is letting this individuals hate filled spew pass as modded up comment.

      Curmudgeon

    3. Re:Communism = no one ever starves by jafac · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't know, as much as I hate Microsoft's business practices, I think I owe a great deal to the success of Microsoft.

      The dominance of a single, cheap OS running on commodity hardware greatly uncomplicated and accelerated the rollout of technology to the masses of middle class Americans with surplus capital.

      I benefitted from this. I've had a stable job for 10 years, I got health benefits, stock options, training. This was not the norm in the early 80's. If it weren't for the tech boom, I might very well otherwise be a 10 year burger-flipping veteran. Through no intelligence or skill posessing shortcoming of my own, mind you. Simply through a lack of opportunities.

      Microsoft has created opportunities for tens of millions. But on the other hand, it has also destroyed opportunities for many as well. The demand for computers created and destroyed companies like Word Perfect.

      How would this all have played out without Microsoft? I have no idea. Maybe we'd all be complaining about IBM right now. Maybe OS/2 would be the dominant OS. But it would cost $1000. Probably Linux would not have ever been made - and we might all be BSD freaks instead. Who knows? Impossible to speculate.

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    4. Re:Communism = no one ever starves by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Insightful
      > "Communism = no one ever starves"

      There are approximately 5 million dead of famine during Russian Civil War (1917-1922), plus 30-50 million dead (excluding WW2 casualties) in Stalin's Russia, and 30 million dead of famine in Mao's "Great Leap Forward" who might beg to differ with you.

      (Actually, Stalin's count may have "only" been another 5-10 million from famine. The other 40 million were executed in purges or worked to death in labor camps. So I suppose you were right - not as many people starved, per se, under Stalin.)

      I'll take my changes with Capitalism, if you don't mind.

    5. Re:Communism = no one ever starves by Cirvam · · Score: 1

      hey, I think he is saying once we have nano-tech then you wouldn't have to wait in long lines because it would be near instantanous to get something. So yes it is a dream and he presented it as such, as in once we have nano-tech and other such advances that make it cost prohibitive to acutally work. Where it would be cheaper for AI's and robots and nanites to do the acutal work. That would lead to a communistic socity where everyone has everything because the basic problem of economics would be solved, there would be endless supply for the endless demand.

    6. Re:Communism = no one ever starves by Squeeze+Truck · · Score: 2

      HanzoSan, you remind me of myself when I was 17.

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    7. Re:Communism = no one ever starves by crimson30 · · Score: 0

      >Instead of 60 billion being in the hands of bill >gates and 40 billion in the hands of microsoft.
      >
      >This money would be more evenly distributed.

      In a communist society, Bill Gates may well have never ascended to his position in life, given the lack of incentive. At least capitalism encourages competitive industry... why would anyone want to work harder for nothing? To help one's fellow man? Yeah right...

    8. Re:Communism = no one ever starves by oldays · · Score: 1

      There wasn't a single communist country on the face of the earth. None even *claimed* to have communism. Stalin said he was building communism, it was generally thought at the time that it'll be built in 1960-70; by the time it was 1960-70, it was generally thought it'll take 20 years more. There's a pattern here - leaders were saying "don't bug us - when our time here is over, it'll be here". As of now, communism remains an idealistic regime that was never tried in real life (except in small communes with mixed success, some of them still exist in US).

    9. Re:Communism = no one ever starves by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

      Im only 21 so im not much older

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  144. So... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...you're saying there is nobody in a capitalist country that ever goes hungry?

    You might want to rethink your logic.

    1. Re:So... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      I don't know about other countries, but point me to an article about someone in the United States who died of starvation. It NEVER happens.

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    2. Re:So... by vlag · · Score: 1
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    3. Re:So... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      That was child abuse, not poverty.

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    4. Re:So... by shyster · · Score: 2
      I don't know about other countries, but point me to an article about someone in the United States who died of starvation. It NEVER happens.

      You're right. That's because while they're begging for change to get something to eat (or picking thru a dumpster, or sleeping on a bench in a park, etc.) they're arrested and thrown in jail for being a derelict with no ID and no $$.

      Or, they rob a convenience store and get jailed or shot.

      Or, they freeze to death before they starve to death.

  145. You'd like to think so... by TopShelf · · Score: 2
    One big factor as to why companies don't pay dividends has to do with income tax. Wealthy stockholders who have substantial non-401K or IRA accounts don't like receiving dividends, because they have to pay income tax immediately on them, as opposed to selling an asset at a higher price later on and paying the lower capital gains tax.

    Yes, it's stupid in the long run, but in the short term, it's basically a fool's market - you'd be surprised just how many companies don't pay dividends now, and don't plan no paying them in the forseeable future (read: most tech stocks).

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  146. Capitalist countries lie too by HanzoSan · · Score: 3, Funny



    And the truth about the USA is, it wasnt built by capitalism, it was built by slavery

    COMMUNISM built the USA!!! Yet capitalism takes all the credit.

    Its kinda funny how the USA is built off of Communism, yet everyone expects to be able to build a country from capitalism when its never been done.

    NEVER. Every capitalist country was built from slavery, including england and australia.

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    1. Re:Capitalist countries lie too by Qrlx · · Score: 1

      And the truth about the USA is, it wasnt built by capitalism, it was built by slavery

      Thank you for pointing that out. Everyone seems to forget where so much of our infrastructure and wealth came from.

      Don't bring up reparations, though, or you'll be labeled some kind of crazy radical.

      Where's my mule? Where's my 40 acres?

    2. Re:Capitalist countries lie too by TheWickedKingJeremy · · Score: 1

      Yes your right - Slavey built the USA... that certainly explains why the USA has been going downhill for the past 140 years or so since it was - Oh, wait...

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    3. Re:Capitalist countries lie too by HanzoSan · · Score: 2


      Whats funny is, we dont want to allow china and russia to do what we did to build their countries.

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    4. Re:Capitalist countries lie too by TheWickedKingJeremy · · Score: 1


      Whats funny is, we dont want to allow china and russia to do what we did to build their countries.

      Yes, and Japan in WW2 was not doing anything that Britian didn't do a long time before that... What are you trying to say - that we should never learn from our mistakes in the past?

      What exactly aren't we "allowing" China and Russia to do? Are you suggesting that they would be better off if we were to "allow" them use slavery to develop a strong agricultural economy? Just look at how great slavery worked out for us... the bloodiest war of in our history and racial tension 140 years later... fantastic.

      A few points for your information:

      1) China has had its fair share of slavery and invasions, etc, in its extensive (and impressive) history... I would say most if not all countries have black-marks on their historical record.

      2) I would not worry too much about China... They are rapidly advancing into a modernized country - Its just too bad that they dont enjoy the freedoms that you do.

      3) The new form of slavery (if there is one) are sweat-shops... If you want to do your part, inform yourself and do not buy products that are manufactured in them (Nike, etc)

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    5. Re:Capitalist countries lie too by cmkrnl · · Score: 1



      ARGGHHHH!!!!! Come on asshole, tell us all about the slave owning millions of eastern europeans, Irish, Italians, Greeks, Chinese etc who came to the US and prospered post 1865.

      Care to to even contemplate the size of the US economy in 1900 when compared to 1860. Or does you ultra left blinkers remove your comprehension also.

      Now fsck off back to your tiny cadre meeting and plot revolution somewhere else!

      Curmudgeon.

    6. Re:Capitalist countries lie too by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And the truth about the USA is, it wasnt built by capitalism, it was built by slavery

      Uh, no. In fact, Slavery held back the American economy. Look at any economic analysis of slavery: SLAVERY IS NOT ECONOMICAL. When you factor in all the costs of slavery, it's much cheaper to pay someone a wage and let them take care of themselves.

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    7. Re:Capitalist countries lie too by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      I personally would be happy to pay reparations to former slaves.

      Oh wait, they're all dead.

      Oh, you mean you want to give out money to people who are totally unaffected by slavery? Sorry, that's a different matter.

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    8. Re:Capitalist countries lie too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's almost completely wrong, but I do like the fact that you equate communism with slavery. That's the only part you got right.

    9. Re:Capitalist countries lie too by wrt2 · · Score: 1

      Oh, you mean you want to give out money to people who are totally unaffected by slavery? Sorry, that's a different matter.

      Quite, since the Federal Government -- which benefitted greatly from slavery -- is still here, along with insurance and transportation companies which made profits on insuring slaveholders and utilizing slave labor (e.g., AIG, Aetna, Norfolk Southern), educational institutions which have money derived from the slave trade as a significant part of their endowment (e.g. Harvard, Brown), and individuals whose inheritances are based upon plantations given back to their families following the Civil War. Also, slavery did not end in 1863 -- MS utilizes slave labor today, unless you can come up with a more descriptive word for the prison labor which assembles Windows and Office shrink-wrap boxes. (Using prisoners as slave labor is legal under the 13th Amendment, if you were wondering.) Further, the attempts by the Federal Government to make former slaves whole (reparations) were undone by the end of the First Reconstruction and the rise of Jim Crow, which prevented African-Americans from building wealth due to disenfranchisement, discriminatory lending, restrictive covenants in housing, and discriminatory hiring. Former slaves lost the ability to defend their economic gains politically, then lost the ability to make economic gains. Jim Crow died between 1954 and 1965. The class of persons affected by Jim Crow contains millions of people who are very much alive. Note that I'm not talking about individual acts of racism, but a pervasive legal framework which subordinated US citizens (what we all became after the 14th Amendment) to a second-class status. Cheerleading for MS to be able to hoard $40 billion is cheerleading for all of us who are not wealthy to be second-class citizens. There is a limit, and MS has crossed it.

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    10. Re:Capitalist countries lie too by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

      Slavery didnt create racial tensions, its people like the KKK who harass and kill minorities, its the nazis, its racist venture capitalists, and banks who dont give loans to minorities.

      Its racism that causes racial tension, not slavery. Slavery is natural, racism is not. You see, every group of people has done slavery, its when you enslave a group of people and then taunt that group for hundreds of years afterwards, along with not giving them fair treatment (Even now) that causes racial tensions.

      When US is fair for all races, and theres no more groups like the KKK and others who keep creating more tension stop provoking minorities and harrassing them, thats when tension goes down.

      China has done slavery against other Chinese, its not a racial issue, its normal. Slavery is normal, europeans enslaved the people who founded the USA, they left europe and went to the new world, some of them were prisoners. The Irish had to deal with slavery, so did the italians.

      You are right about sweat shops, capitalism is the cause of sweat shops, well not capitalism, but globalism.

      I'm very anti globalism, not anti capitalism, i feel if capitalism is fair, its fine, but globalism allows us to have an unfair advantage, because we are so established with our capitalism and our companies, no one can compete with us because we have the best economy right now and will have the b est economy in the global economy as well, which means globalism doesnt help the world, or us,

      We'll lose our jobs to sweatshop slave laborers, so NIKE can save money and overcharge us to buy their sneakers.

      China is going through a phase, you have to understand America went through this phase too, we shouldnt harrass China, we should leave them alone, let China make their mistakes, and let them learn on their own.

      You cannot teach China about freedom when they arent ready for it. When the USA was founded, the USA wasnt ready for freedom, maybe the founders were but the people werent! Thats why there was slavery, thats why witches were burned, and people were killed.

      Right now, its the same situation, theres alot of republicans, anarchists, and absolute capitalists who want the government to be made smaller and eventually to be out of our lives.

      While some of us are ready for this, the majority of the world is not, the crime rates are too high, we have terrorism to worry about, we dont have a solution for education besides public education, we dont have a solution for poverty.

      Until we can solve the problems that having no government would create, we cannot downsize government with tax cuts.

      Without government, everyone will have to go to private schools, so how will you set up a system so each student can go to private school? should you make it like the health insurence industry and like a persons job take money out of their check to pay for it? How are you going to make sure every child gets a fair education?

      Its almost like private health care, sure successful people will do fine, but not everyone can be successful, what will the working class do?

      I'm all for getting rid of government, when society is READY for it, but society isnt even CLOSE to being ready. Crime rates are still high, theres still homeless people, highschool drop outs (because the school system just isnt working), and people just arent making enough money on average, to pay for all they would have to pay for, without taxes.

      So whats the solution? Usually people who live in the middle of no where, where the standard of living is lower but things are much cheaper, are the ones claiming they want no government, they usually dont have any crime because they live in the middle of no where, their schools arent as good but they are usually farmers and can live off the land so that doesnt matter, for security they have their shotgun.

      But what about everyone else?

      Perhaps a solution, no government for certain states and areas. No tax zones for certain areas, and so on.

      This way people who want to pay taxes and who NEED government support can have it, yet people who are ready for it, can live without government in their life.

      I just dont see this country surviving at the moment as a whole, if you remove government from everywhere. People in the city wouldnt know how to survive without government.

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    11. Re:Capitalist countries lie too by shyster · · Score: 2
      personally would be happy to pay reparations to former slaves. Oh wait, they're all dead. Oh, you mean you want to give out money to people who are totally unaffected by slavery? Sorry, that's a different matter.

      Totally unaffected? How's this for an argument:
      (1) Capital wealth and property allows for the easier creation of more wealth.
      (2) Whites in slave times were allowed to obtain and maintain capital wealth and property. In some cases, whites received property just by asking for it. Other times, they paid a small pittance for it. Blacks were not able to accumulate wealth, nor own property, nor vote in elections to bring about a change in status.
      (3) Whites who obtained wealth and/or property(whether truly wealthy, or perhaps only had a shack to their name) were able to pass that wealth to heirs. Blacks had no wealth, and could not pass any wealth to their heirs even if they had had any.
      (4) Whites were able to "do better than their parents", and build upon previous wealth. Blacks were forced to start over upon each new generation.
      (5) Conclusion: The field did not become remotely level until 1860. In 1860, blacks were starting completely from scratch, while whites had a couple hundred year's headstart and had claimed most, if not all, of the available and desirable land.

      Only the Native Americans (who actually had wealth taken from them) got a bigger shaft than the blacks (who weren't allowed to accumulate wealth) in this country's founding.

    12. Re:Capitalist countries lie too by Squeeze+Truck · · Score: 2

      Not to come off as a proponent of slavery, but it is indeed economical.

      For an object lesson, read up on the history of the Republic of Texas.

      IIRC, Steve Austin was against slavery, but decided to make it legal in Texas since (as he put it) the choice was between slaveowning prosperity or "log cabin poverty."

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    13. Re:Capitalist countries lie too by Squeeze+Truck · · Score: 2


      3) The new form of slavery (if there is one) are sweat-shops... If you want to do your part, inform yourself and do not buy products that are manufactured in them (Nike, etc)


      *sigh* If only this particular form of slavery was new.
      Sweatshop (ie, "wage") slavery has been around since the dawn of the industrial revolutiuon. I have even read arguments for American-style slavery that say that black slaves in the South were better treated than wage-slaves in the North at the time of the Civil War.

      The argument is that since black slaves were owned, the slaveowner had a good deal of incentive to take good care of them, feed them well, make sure they were well-rested and strong, etc. so he could get work out of them year after year.
      Wage slaves are only rented, used, and then discarded, so the Yankee slaveowners tended to work them to the point of exhaustion. Since the wage slaves are nominally "free", he had no responsibility to them whatsoever.

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  147. What MS can't buy for $40bn by RocketshipHrothgar · · Score: 1

    Twenty-four space shuttles.

    A dinosaur.

    The entire airline industry - three times.

    Magic beans.

  148. We have unlimited food. by HanzoSan · · Score: 2



    Lack of food isnt why we dont feed them. Its not that we dont have the food to feed people on earth forever,

    And with GM technologies, if we wanted to, we could grow giant sized veggies and use robots to do the farming work, and ship that over to all the third world countries.

    The problem is, no one wants to feed the third world countries, it would require money to build the robots and create GM foods.

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    1. Re:We have unlimited food. by Squeeze+Truck · · Score: 2

      Are there sharks with frikkin laser beams in your plan somewhere?

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  149. Hotly contested: Money=Free Speech by schmaltz · · Score: 2

    Currently running in favor of corporations. The donating of corporate cash to political committees or spending on issue ads, is currently considered protected free speech by the courts. This of course requires the courts to consider corporations entities with the legal standing of people, a legal fiction granted by the Supremes in an 1886 creative reinterpretation of the 14th amendment (written to protect freed slaves) that gave corporations most rights of humans under the law and constitution.

    Heh, makes me wonder what sort of citizenship laws congresscritters will pass for silicon-based intelligent entities (that will probably, initially, be owned by corporations.)

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  150. Interests by Tazzy531 · · Score: 2

    The fact that they have 40 billion isn't the part that is impressive, but rather the amount of money they earn from interests alone.

    At a rate of 4.5% (a little below average savings account rate), the will earn 1,800,000,000/year (1.8 billion/year) that is 4,931,506.85/day (4 Million/day) that is 205,479.45/hour that is $3,424.66/min. Think about that. In the time that it took me to type all this, they just made another $7K. Just for doing nothing.

    When you are able to do that, you can spend as much money into anything regardless of whether it will succeed or fail. Or they can pay all there lawyers and not even see a dent in their stockpile.

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  151. A down payment by IPFreely · · Score: 2
    I wonder what I would do with $40 billion?

    Put a down payment on the US national debt.

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  153. where would all that money go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if bill gates got into a car accident and died?

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  155. MS Has Big-Time Liability Exposure by texag1992 · · Score: 1
    Part of the reason for such a cash reserve is that they have a large liability exposure. Think of all the companies with MS products in mission-critical applications. If MS were proved at fault in some large class-action suit, the settlement could easily reach $40B.

    Which reminds me of the movie The Jerk. Think Bill would write all the checks personally, like Navin did?

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  156. How 'bout.... by Timmeh · · Score: 1
    I wonder what I would do with $40 billion?"
    Buy the DoJ?
  157. 40B by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can buy a lot of judges for that much money and have change to pay off a senator or two.

  158. Too bad Microsoft can't... by newerbob · · Score: 1

    ...buy APPLE COMPUTER and put them out of their misery!

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    1. Re:Too bad Microsoft can't... by compupc1 · · Score: 1

      Actually, aside from the fact that the government would never allow it, they could.

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  159. But software companies can "print" money. by MongooseCN · · Score: 2

    What's the best way for a software company to boost their liquid assets? Start pressing out more cd's. Each cd of, let's say, Microsoft Small Business server costs around 1800$. The actual cd costs about 5 cents. So if MS wanted to increase their liquid assets they just print out a couple 100,000 of these cd's and tack it onto their total worth. Then their investors will stay happy knowing the company their money is in is worth a zillion dollars.

  160. Buying a country? by TDO · · Score: 1

    Yeah, yeah everyone has said, but really, how often do you think Bill thinks about buying a country? I don't really think he thinks about spending his money extravegantly. He's already said that he's *only* giving his children $1M or something, and that the rest of his money is going to charity.

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  161. Stock buyback by naoursla · · Score: 2

    MS could buy back all of Mr. Gate's stock. Talk about an exit plan.

  162. Corporations != Spending = Recession by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

    Microsoft and big companies like it who let 30-40 billion dollars sit in the bank, create recessions.

    You know, Microsoft and others could be creating recessions on purpose to make the market hostile for the competition, did you ever think of that?

    Just establish your monopolies, then sit on top, try to suck in as much money from the economy that you can, then hold it in a bank, when a recession begins to start and companies begin dropping like flies, you continue sucking more money into your bank.

    Reccession happen not because companies dont pay taxes, its because companies arent spending.

    Tax cuts wont make them spend, thats as pathetic as trying to give a dollar to everyone on earth to save the economy of the world.

    Bush used it to get in office, thats it.

    The solution to the recession isnt to do tax cut after tax cut, its to literally FORCE microsoft to spend its money, and not just Microsoft but AOL and all of these other companies which have monopolies or not enough competitition.

    Economies do well during the most competitive periods, once monopolies establish themselves, its all over.

    We need to outlaw monopolies, and control the size of companies, we should also make it illegal for companies to save more than a certain amount of money.

    Microsoft should not be allowed to have 40 billion dollars sitting in the bank, that DOES have a HUGE impact on our economy, 40 billion dollars is biggger than the movie industry, the gaming industry, the airline industry combined.

    Think about the effects this has on our economy, think about how many jobs 40 billion dollars would create, it would create hundreds of thousands if not millions of jobs!!!

    Now think about all the other companies who have too much money sitting in the bank and all the jobs their money would create if they were FORCED to spend it.

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    1. Re:Corporations != Spending = Recession by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      I don't think I agree with this reasoning; even a large amount like $40 billion is still a drop in the bucket compared to the overall cash flowing through the US economy (much less the world economy).

    2. Re:Corporations != Spending = Recession by HanzoSan · · Score: 2



      Yes but 40 billion combined with all the unused money of all companies.

      It adds up.

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    3. Re:Corporations != Spending = Recession by shyster · · Score: 2
      Microsoft should not be allowed to have 40 billion dollars sitting in the bank, that DOES have a HUGE impact on our economy, 40 billion dollars is biggger than the movie industry, the gaming industry, the airline industry combined.

      Think about the effects this has on our economy, think about how many jobs 40 billion dollars would create, it would create hundreds of thousands if not millions of jobs!!!

      Pssst. MS's money isn't sitting in a bank. If you had read the next article on Microsoft's money managing, you would have seen that it's invested in "short term US Treasuries...commercial paper, municipal bonds and mortgage-backed securities...[and] others".

      Even the money that is in a bank will be used by the bank to fund their own investments (why do you think they want your money so badly?). IIRC, banks are required to keep 10% or 12% of the deposited amount on hand, so that amount, is, in effect removed from the economy.

      The great bulk of MS's $40 billion, however, is reinvested.

    4. Re:Corporations != Spending = Recession by Squeeze+Truck · · Score: 2

      Here and I thought that savings was a good thing for the economy.

      I assume MS keeps its $40 million cash in a bank (if it is indeed as liquid as the article says). Keeping money in banks makes it avalable to be borrowed by other people.
      People borrowing money keeps the money in circulation, and therefore (by your reasoning) would stimulate growth.

      Now, if MS is keeping its cash in a mayonaise jar buried in the back yard, that would be another matter.

      The argument that "capitalists" are nothing but a drain on the economy because their function is to amass wealth, and therefore make it unavailable as a medium of exchange is classic Marx (chapter XIV of Das Kapital, IIRC).

      I think history proves Marx wrong on this point. Without the large sums of cash created by corporations (like MS) and deposited in banks, there would not be enough money available for large-scale industries like railroads, or steamships, or telephone networks. That is, unless you have a huge centralized state filling the role of both the corporations and the banks, but wouldn't that be an even bigger drain on the ammount of available currency?

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    5. Re:Corporations != Spending = Recession by HanzoSan · · Score: 2



      but not in a way that CREATES jobs, its invested in a way to make other CEOs richer

      Who the hell is going to "borrow" money for a living?

      Maybe someone whos rich can borrow millions of dollars but the average person cant afford to borrow any money at all.

      Second the places this money is reinvested in, is not places which matter to the working class.

      The working class benifits from more jobs, not from invested money.

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    6. Re:Corporations != Spending = Recession by shyster · · Score: 2
      but not in a way that CREATES jobs, its invested in a way to make other CEOs richer.
      Who the hell is going to "borrow" money for a living?

      Actually, a great many people borrow money for living. Look at credit card debt, auto loans, mortgages, etc.

      Maybe someone whos rich can borrow millions of dollars but the average person cant afford to borrow any money at all.

      You don't have to borrow millions. Milions borrowing a dollar will have the same effect.

      Second the places this money is reinvested in, is not places which matter to the working class.

      Large corporations borrowing money to expand business results in more jobs. Small business owners borrow money as well. And of course, the previously mentioned auto loans, mortgages, etc.

      The working class benifits from more jobs, not from invested money.

      Is this a troll? Invested money creates jobs. Jobs create extra money, which is reinvested. Whihc creates jobs...round and round we go.

    7. Re:Corporations != Spending = Recession by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

      you act as if this is a perfect machine
      as if people cant manipulate it to their own benifit.

      Wake up.

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  163. "I wonder what I would do with $40 billion" by finity · · Score: 1

    Quoth The Red Hot Chilli Peppers - "Give it away, give it away, give it away now."

  164. enough to run m$ for a year? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i seam to remember reading somewhere that billg liked to have enough cash on hand to run m$ for one year with zero revinue comming in.

  165. The word there is POTENTIAL by dachshund · · Score: 1
    No one would ever pay for a stock that has no potential to ever pay a dividend

    Most solvent companies have the potential to pay a dividend, somewhere down the line. However, investors are often willing to forgo the dividend in exchange for a high rate of growth. Presuming, I suppose, that if the growth ever reaches its limits, the company will start paying dividends to maintain the stock price.

    However, I think the definition of "potential" can be pretty weak. After all, how many ridiculous stocks were kicked up to astronomical heights by overzealous investors? People don't always behave rationally.

  166. Splits are very different than dividends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You seem to have have no grasp of economics. Splits are used to keep the price of a stock
    withing a range that investors can afford. If not for the splits a share of M$ stock would go for many thousands and very few investors could afford a round lot of 100 or 1000 (which most brokerage commisions are based on). Splits don't equate to dividends at all, however. On the day your stock splits you simply have 2 (or N) times as many shares but each share is worth 1/2 (or 1/N) of what it was before the split.

  167. Re:No person pays taxes by Loundry · · Score: 2

    A person is a legal entity designed to make money.

    What gives you the power to decide what persons are "designed" for?

    Your premise is flawed.

    Ok, so which is it? Do "corporations" pay taxes, or do "people"? Well, the answer is both.

    Incorrect. Individuals pay taxes. Corporations collect taxes on behalf of the government. The money that government gets has to come from somewhere. Whether or not one individual is trying to get more money to pay their higher taxes does not change the fact that, ultimately, money goes from individuals to government.

    Since corporations are legally a "person" and can own property, they need the protection of the national defense, and they use the nation's infrastructure, etc. there is no reason they shouldn't pay taxes.

    What's the point? They don't pay taxes. They collect taxes.

    It could be argued that it would be fairer if we taxed both people and corporations exactly the same and instead of taxing only some transactions, we tax all transactions the same.

    Since when was taxation about making things "fair"? It has much more to do with money and power than it has to do with any humanitarian goal. To think otherwise is naive.

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  168. I don't wonder... by Arandir · · Score: 2

    I wonder what I would do with $40 billion?

    Duh! Give it to the stockholders! It's theirs, not yours.

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  169. MS can kill the Frogs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mabye with the revenue they're making, Microsoft can solve the Frog Plague problem......

    How about making the Frogs use a Microsoft OS? That will eliminate them! :)

  170. Distributing capitalism by dachshund · · Score: 1
    The reason people are hungry is not unequal distribution of wealth, it's because of unequal distribution of capitalism and freedom

    Well, hell. Then let's get some of that Capitalism and Freedom down to Alabama and up to rural New Hampshire. 'Cause there are hungry folks there, too.

    Maybe the problem is simply that Capitalism and Freedom just don't do a very good job of distributing themselves...

  171. let me rephrase by Bastian · · Score: 2

    The model that I would suggest is not that book value and net income determine stock price and sometimes popularity determines stock price, but that book value and net income determine popularity, which determines stock price. It just seems like a far more parsimonious model. . I guess I failed to make that point clear in my previous post.

  172. We need better accounting rules by hickmott · · Score: 1

    I wonder how much of that cash is committed over time to buying shares at market price to cover their outstanding employee incentive options. I'm with Alan Greenspan on this one; those options need to be covered in the financials.

    --Andy Hickmott

  173. No! They were a very close second. by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1

    Thundercats was the best cartoon of the time.

    An in case you're wondering (I know I'm not), if you accidentally mis-spell it as "Thudercats" in google and are feeling lucky, you get erotic thundercats art. Mmmmm....Cheetara...

  174. FORCE by Loundry · · Score: 1

    You know, Microsoft and others could be creating recessions on purpose to make the market hostile for the competition, did you ever think of that?

    The idiotic idea of one company being responsible for something as complicated as a recession certainly did not cross my mind.

    Reccession happen not because companies dont pay taxes, its because companies arent spending.

    Where is the economic data to support this?

    The solution to the recession isnt to do tax cut after tax cut, its to literally FORCE microsoft to spend its money,

    We need less taxes and government regulation so that entrepreneurs are free to create jobs. This can only happen if there is true competition in the marketplace. This is why I support antitrust laws. (Enforcement is separate and much more difficult issue.)

    Microsoft should not be allowed to have 40 billion dollars sitting in the bank

    So how much money should they be allowed to have? Please be specific as to how much government regulation is required here.

    Now think about all the other companies who have too much money sitting in the bank

    How much is "too much"?

    I suppose you think they're being "greedy."

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    1. Re:FORCE by HanzoSan · · Score: 2



      How much money is too much? They need enough money to run their company. A years supply of money is enough.

      If they fail to make money for a whole year they should go out of business or downsize.

      Companies should NOT be allowed to "save" money. The economy does not benifit from corporate saving.

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    2. Re:FORCE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Corporations must be regulated. It is simple as that. They are greedy entities designed to exploit to working class as cheap labour and then to sell their products to mindless consumers. Rather than "investing" corporations should be forced to PAY THE WORKING CLASS MORE. I think it's disgusting that fat cat programmers get paid as much as TEN TIMES as much as real workers without producing any product. I think it is disgusting that every home in America has a television and radio and computer and telephone and in many countries people have NOTHING. Rather than fattening ourselves up with unneeded luxuries, we should be feeding African children. That's a much better use for corporate "profits" (profitting from THEIR WORKERS!) than paying "executives" like Bill Gate billions of dollars. Consumers should wake up and stop buying from corporations and demand stable, well paid SAFE employment for EVERYONE ON EARTH. Evil, exploitive entities like Microsoft, GM or Exxon should be banned, and their factories should be owned by their workers because their workers are the ones that are making all the money!

    3. Re:FORCE by cmkrnl · · Score: 1

      Classic regurgitated class warfare nonsense. Since when did any socialist ever care about the 'workers', other than exploiting their gullibilty to seize power ?

      Socialisms very existance requires poverty. Keep 'em poor, keep 'em uneducated, and keep frightening them with some external threat. 200 million dead globally cannot be wrong.

      Curmudgeon.

    4. Re:FORCE by Sakhmet · · Score: 1

      Socialisms very existance requires poverty. Keep 'em poor, keep 'em uneducated, and keep frightening them with some external threat.

      Wow. I didn't know America was Socialist.

      Sakhmet.

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    5. Re:FORCE by Oliver+Defacszio · · Score: 1
      You know, this inherent Slashdot "anti-government until it suits my agenda" philosophy is the only man-made object visible from space because of its sheer volume of stupidity. People like yourself are categorically free of credibility among those who make any attempts whatsoever to avoid hypocrisy.

      I'd ask how you sleep at night, but you probably don't see anything contradictory here at all, do you?

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    6. Re:FORCE by Loundry · · Score: 2

      How much money is too much? They need enough money to run their company. A years supply of money is enough.

      How did you arrive at one year being "enough"? I'm guessing it was completely arbitrary.

      Companies should NOT be allowed to "save" money. The economy does not benifit from corporate saving.

      This is a poor reason to disallow companies from saving money. It is not the job of corporations to benefit the economy. If you argue that it *IS* the job of corporations to help the economy, then the only question that remains is "how much"?

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    7. Re:FORCE by HanzoSan · · Score: 2



      it IS the job of corporations to benifit the economy.

      Whats the whole point of a corporation? Its a place for people to make money in an organized fashion. Its all about people making money, its all about creating jobs, its all about the economy.

      What the hell is the purpose of the corporation if not to benifit the people? What better way to benifit the people than to give them jobs?

      Corporations should help benifit the economy as much as they possibly can while staying in business. Corporations if they are to replace government (because alot of people seem to be anti government and pro capitalism)

      Have to be responsible, this means its now corporations jobs to keep the economy in order and not taxes and government and so on.

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    8. Re:FORCE by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

      without socialism i wouldnt have been able to afford an education

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    9. Re:FORCE by T.i.m · · Score: 1
      Whats the whole point of a corporation? Its a place for people to make money in an organized fashion. Its all about people making money, its all about creating jobs, its all about the economy.

      Actually in the free part of the world, the purpose of a company is to provide money to the owners, all the owners and none but the owners.
      If I start a company, it is not to provide jobs to people whom I don't know. It is to provide me and my family with a solid income, prepherably without doing any work.

      This ofcourse is the purpose, there might be some ethicall issues and laws and legislations, but that is another matter.
      For that we have organized states and laws.

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    10. Re:FORCE by HanzoSan · · Score: 2


      And if thats the case, big companies therefore are bad for the economy,

      thanks for proving my point, the economy cares about jobs and people, not the top 1 percent which are owners.

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    11. Re:FORCE by HanzoSan · · Score: 2

      im anti government
      but i live in the city
      theres no alternative to government

      without government you'd have complete chaos.

      I like the idea of anarchy but the majority of people just cant handle it.

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    12. Re:FORCE by Loundry · · Score: 2

      And if thats the case, big companies therefore are bad for the economy, thanks for proving my point,

      I'm hardly convinced. I notice that you failed to answer my question about how you arrived at 1 year's operating costs being the maximum amount of money a company should be allowed to save. I also notice that your contention that a company's purpose was to "benefit the economy" was shown to be wrong, and you made no effort to argue against it.

      Perhaps your argument would fare better if you had more facts and reason on your side.

      the economy cares about jobs and people,

      "The economy" is not a sentient being and therefore does not "care" about anything.

      not the top 1 percent

      Ahh, yes. The "top 1 percent," preferred punching-bag of leftists and socialists everywhere, rears its ugly head. I have two questions for you: In the United States, how much of the available income does the top 1 percent income earners make? And how much income tax does the top 1 percent income earners pay?

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  175. Mod Parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    True true! I wish I had mod points, my brave AC poster, for your message screams out to be modded up! Both the content (100% of gross annual income paid out) and the tone ("philanthropic cock size comparison" indeed!) put a smile on my face.

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  177. Not as much as I would have thought. by Zapdos · · Score: 2

    Just about every Major Insurance Company in the US in order to operate, has at least that amount of cash on hand.

  178. CHP 2.5 by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 2


    Catastrophe Hedging Program 2.5?

    If a catastrophe is ever to strike them, they better hope that now is not the time.

    Everyone knows that Microsoft applications are completely unusable prior to version 3.0...

    1. Re:CHP 2.5 by AdmrlNxn · · Score: 1

      Whoever said Microsoft created the program?

      Actually I was talking to a friend of mine who works for Microsoft. There was talk about this programmer who is working for them. I don't know his name but he was working on some project and certain entries took over 12 hours to preform. He had no idea what the dude was working on.

      Then the talk continues with that this guy figured out how to make the entry time go from 12 hours to 3 hours. He did somthing with the code and yadda yadda yadda and now he was ripped out of the building he was working in and was moved over to building 8... Mr. Gates side of the campus. Now he meets with the man and his cronies once a week to discuss stuff about the company and blah blah blah.

      I wonder if it has anything to do with this program actually. I mean it has to be somthing pretty serious.

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  179. So how do they make a widhdrawl by Frobozz0 · · Score: 1

    Okay. Suppose I have $40 Billion in the back and decide I would like to buy every professional sports team in the US. How does my bank deal with that? I mean, it's not like you could ever have access to $40 in a single withdrawl. I suppose they have many banks and many accounts...

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  180. Lack of information? by apsmith · · Score: 2

    I believe the fundamental problem here is not that consumers are stupid, or that the government is making bad choices, but that they simply have not had enough information to make intelligent choices between competing products. Big corporations go out of their way to hide less-than-positive facts about themselves, and spend giga-bucks on giving themselves a good image in the public mind (advertising + influence on the media) so that alternatives like the local diner, the local independent gas station, the "unknown" music band, and of course OSS software, are never considered seriously by the general public.

    But this is the information age, right? Shouldn't the internet provide us mechanisms to get the information we need to make intelligent choices about such things? I don't think we are inevitably doomed to be dominated by a small number of very powerful corporations, but we have to find models (Napster and company? Ebay?) for a new way of finding more options than the familiar names we are bombarded with through the media.

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  181. Cue inane slashdot ..... by cmkrnl · · Score: 0, Flamebait


    Commentary from inbred socialists about the 'evils' of the capitalist system. Ohhh the iniquity of it all....

    Needless to say if the US tax system didnt tax dividends twice and took a more enlightened apprach as other countries do to owning shares, MS would not be sitting on this nest egg.

    Curmudgeon...

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  182. not bills by caveat · · Score: 1

    scrooge's money bin is mostly filled with gold pieces, $20s i assume. he has very few bills in the bin, although plenty on hand elsewhere. makes sense, $20 coins in the long run take up less space than bills. don't you ever watch the reruns?

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  183. I'm actually grateful for that US$40 billion by MtViewGuy · · Score: 2

    I think the reason why Microsoft has US$40 billion on hand is the fact that it gives the company a huge financial cushion to weather financial downtowns and more importantly give time for Microsoft to properly develop its products.

    For example, consider the Xbox gaming console. Microsoft can afford to lose money on this system because it has the cash reserves to nuture the system to success. This is where companies like Sony and Nintendo have potential major downsides--one misstep and either company will end up hurting financially BIG TIME. In fact, that's what did in Sega as a console manufacturer.

    Also, Microsoft is able to afford to do serious research into computer interface design; after all, the polished feel of modern Microsoft products for the most part is due to the many thousands of hours spent in Usability Lab to develop the look and feel of the product. And you wonder why both Gnome and KDE borrows a lot of interface conventions from Windows....

    While other high-tech companies have fallen flat on their faces since the spring of 2000, Microsoft continues to chug along well.

  184. basics first by HighTeckRedNeck · · Score: 1
    I think Microsoft shouldn't think of a catastrophe as the loss of a little market share to open source software but the loss of a viable high tech infrastructure. Without silicon foundries, hard drives, laser diodes for cd-roms, communications or electrical power they are dead. Therefore, they should define a catastrophe as any event reducing society to a point they either have no high tech infrastructure or cannot afford such. Either of these could be protected against by a world wide distributed knowledge base and education infrastructure. The infrastructure could be engaged in times of crisis to better manage recovery efforts much as FEMA can use geological databases to map flooding or coordinate rescue efforts. If the knowledge base contained these databases, databases on streets, pipelines, sewage and water lines, weather patterns, census data on populations, ocean currents, medical data, agricultural data indeed every known piece of human knowledge in a human/machine readable format such as XML it would be a resource for any contingency.

    But it shouldn't stop there. There should be expert knowledge extraction processes to combine, mine and discover new facts within that data. This new data could be reviewed by some system to insure correctness and added back to the knowledge base. At this point the catastrophe recovery system could start paying for its existence. I see this as the next killer app.

    Finally to truly be a catastrophe recovery system for humanity it would need lesions and tests to teach people from the grade school level up. However such a system would be too important to be the property of some corporation or in some propitiatory format but would need to be in a self descriptive format that even an alien visitor or out-of-the-woods aborigine could deduce and utilize.

    While this may seem a far fetched catastrophe recovery plan I think whoever is in charge of such a thing would be sitting pretty when ever there actually was a disaster. Who would you try to ensure survived if not the one's you depended upon to survive. And as it would have use by both civilians, researchers, and government agencies in times of need and in times of plenty it might be quite profitable as both a private enterprise and a developed and developing government subscription. Something the U.N. might think about.

  185. $40 billion.. Let's fine'em that much for Monopoly by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1

    Gees this is better than the cigarrette industry. They really ought to be fined down to size.

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  186. Re:No person pays taxes by wayne · · Score: 1
    The first two paragraphs of my post are just the same arguement you made with "corporation" and "person" interchanged. I could ask you what gives you the power to decide what corporations are "desgined" for, but I would just be missing the point as badly as you are.

    Ok, so which is it? Do "corporations" pay taxes, or do "people"? Well, the answer is both.

    Incorrect. Individuals pay taxes. Corporations collect taxes on behalf of the government. The money that government gets has to come from somewhere. Whether or not one individual is trying to get more money to pay their higher taxes does not change the fact that, ultimately, money goes from individuals to government.

    Your distinction between "pay" and "collect" is meaningless. Let's keep it simple. Both companies and people have sources of income and expenses. When the government applies a new tax, both people and companies have a new expense. They will either try to decrease another expense, increase their income by charging more for the goods and services they create or end up with less savings.

    Money doesn't "ultimately" come from anywhere, it cycles through the economy. Sometimes it is in the possession of individuals, sometimes by corporations and sometimes by the government. If you are going to argue that money only has meaning when possessed by sentient beings, which corporations are not, then you will have to argue that it isn't meaningful to talk about the government getting money either. Your statement then becomes "taxes are paid by people to people", which is true, but not very useful.

    When taxes are placed on one part of the economy, that part of the economy is rarely able to shift all of that tax onto the other parts. If you shifted all the taxes from individuals to corporations, the profits and investments of those corporations would go down. That, as far as I'm concerned, means that the corproations are "paying" those taxes. If you shifted all taxes to individuals, the their disposable incomes would go down. That, as far as I'm concerned, means that the individuals are "paying" those taxes. In either case, there is less money on the next stage of the cycle. When corporate profits go down, it means that shareholders have less. When disposable income goes down, it means sales to consumers will go down. Whether it is better for economy in the long run to decrease profits or decrease disposable income is not an easy question to answer, but that is a seperate question.

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  187. Re:No person pays taxes by cmkrnl · · Score: 1

    Jesus H Christ in a flaming Tar Barrel! Is this what passes for economics knowledge in the US these days ? You are so completely and utterly incorrect on so many counts.

    Curmudgeon

  188. Elected offiicials are individuduals by wayne · · Score: 1

    Government employees are also individuals. Tax dollars don't magically disappear when they go to the government, they get cycled back through the economy. The money many not be cycled through in the most effiecient way, but that is a seperate issue.

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  189. I know what I'd do by Fjord · · Score: 1

    two chicks at the same time

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  190. you are confusing currency and wealth by Malor · · Score: 5, Informative
    Banks don't create wealth. Banks create currency.

    The classic example of wealth is a man stranded on an island. He must attend to his basic needs (hunting/foraging mostly) for most of his day, but can set aside a little spare food. In this most primitive scenario, the stored food (we'll pretend for the moment that it won't rot) is his wealth.

    He can consume his wealth unproductively (by taking a day off) or by saving up food and then using the time he would be hunting to, say, make a better spear. If he invests his spare time into productivity, he can hunt faster, and generate more 'wealth'. Once he has stored up enough food to, say, not hunt for a month... maybe he can build a farm and increase his productivity again. Note that currency is not involved here in any way.

    In a more complex example, you have a barter system, where each citizen specializes into something. People working exclusively on one job become better at it than generalists. This allows the society to create more goods per hour worked (productivity again). People can trade their goods for other goods. In very general terms, the cobbler can work a week on shoes, and then sell those shoes for enough food to eat for two weeks. The farmer who buys the shoes can focus on farming and can, in a week, generate enough food to feed himself and, say, three other people. He can trade his food for the goods they produce. The overall standard of living rises sharply.

    The next development is some sort of currency. In the Austrian school of economics (which seems much more intelligent than other sorts I've looked into), money is simply the most marketable commodity... the one thing that people, in general, will be most likely to accept. On our world, that happened to be gold and silver. This was a HUGE advancement because it allowed the storage of wealth in a way that did not decompose. If someone worked for a long time, they could store up enough money to invest into large things that made big changes in productivity. This also made the process of trade itself much faster, because people didn't have to spend time finding someone who wanted their chicken in exchange for shoes.

    The next major development was 'token' money, where gold and silver were stored in a vault someplace (which is convenient, because they are heavy) and lighter, smaller coins, or pieces of paper, were issued to indicate ownership of a portion of the gold.

    This is where things start to get complex. The use of tokens to represent gold allowed the issuers of tokens to play games they had never been able to do before. Someone must have thought... 'gee, I have 1000 ounces of gold in my treasury, I could probably issue 1100 tokens, because they're not going to want to withdraw all their money at once.' This was a VERY BIG DEAL, because for the first time, 'currency' (tokens) became DIFFERENT FROM wealth (the most marketable commodity).

    Over time, the amount of gold held in reserve became less and less. This resulted in huge multipliers in the amount of currency circulating. If you have a 10% reserve ratio, for every ounce of gold you take in, you can issue tokens for 10 ounces of gold. Our banks presently are required to hold something like 3% reserves, which means that currency is multiplied by 33 1/3 times.

    Now we're getting into an area where I understand less, and where even experts disagree, so take what I say from here as partially fact and partially opinion. The above is pretty much all solid fact, but it gets murky from here.

    The rise of fractional reserve banking was a huge change in economics, but it has been a mixed blessing. It allows the economy to expand at a much faster rate in good times, but when things go bad, it appears to make contractions much worse. When bankers see that the sun is shining, they tend to lend more, thus creating more currency (and the APPEARANCE OF WEALTH), but they *do not* create wealth in so doing. In essence, they themselves are borrowing against future production. By issuing new debt, they allow things to be built that otherwise could not have been afforded. This devalues the currency to some degree, and also tends to encourage the building of things that are marginally profitable. The bigger the boom, the more demand is magnified, and the more things are built that cannot be sustained in lean times. (malinvestment)

    Eventually, either due to the malinvestment or due to other outside shocks (wars, for instance), times start to get harder. The banks become worried and lend less. The lowered availability of money removes currency from the market, making it more precious. This tends to make people spend less, and increases the risk of defaults on other loans, which in turn reduces the money supply even more. Thus, just like the boom was magnified, so is the bust. Businesses that would be perfectly profitable in 'normal' times can and do fail in 'busts', which destroys yet more wealth.

    Eventually things start to look rosy again, the bankers do more lending, and another boom cycle ensues. The overall heights of the booms and busts are limited, primarily by the percentages required in fractional reserve banking. The commodity underneath the tokens restrains the worst of the potential excess; it keeps the economy on relatively honest footing.

    Overall, it appears that fractional reserve banking seems to have more benefits than drawbacks. It also makes the bankers one hell of a lot of money (wealth, not currency!), so they have pushed hard for the practice to continue.

    However, there has been a major change, quite recently by economic standards:

    What if the currency isn't backed by anything?

    In 1971, Nixon took us off the gold standard. This set off a confidence crisis in the dollar, and the 1970s were a very unpleasant time. It is probably no coincidence that personal income peaked in the early 1970s, and has been on a steady slide downhill ever since.

    What replaced gold? Nothing. Literally. The Federal Reserve could now create bank reserves by waving their hands. There was no limit on the amount of currency they could create; there was no fundamental check-and-balance there. The 1970s were a very un-fun time in the economy.

    Starting in about 1980, Volcker restored confidence in the dollar by restoring the Fed to fiscal prudence. He did this by reducing the money supply growth rates to reasonable figures and by jacking up interest rates to the moon. Throughout the 80s, we had a pretty stable currency.

    However, starting in the early 90s, the Greenspan Fed has been wildly profuse in its generation of currency. Anytime we have had a problem, it has just opened the spigots and let the money flow. Note that this is not related in ANY WAY WHATOSOEVER to actual wealth. It is just currency.

    Because we were globalizing for the first time, there was an endless appetite for dollars overseas. This let Greenspan print money like mad without seeing many signs of inflation. (which is generally considered to be consumer prices going up, but this is a bad definition.) Instead of CPI gains, the inflation went into the stock market and, now, into real estate. This kind of inflation is seductive and terrible; it does enormous damage to an economy, while everyone LOVES IT and wants it to CONTINUE.

    In essence, by taking us off the gold standard, Nixon has removed one of the fundamental checks on the power of the banks. As a result, the boom we had was titanic, extraordinary -- the biggest boom in the history of the world.

    Likely outcome of the bust left as an exercise for the reader.

    1. Re:you are confusing currency and wealth by Oink.NET · · Score: 2
      Overall, it appears that fractional reserve banking seems to have more benefits than drawbacks.

      Check out The Creature from Jekyll Island: A Second Look at the Federal Reserve for some enlightening info on how fractional reserve banking really works.

      Also, note that if you attempted to create your own miniature model of the Fed, you would get a $10,000 fine and a ten year imprisonment. Just because it's legal for the Fed to do it doesn't mean it's legal for you.

  191. With $40B ... by suman28 · · Score: 1

    I would try to buy out other companies that showed any signs of innovation. Oh wait...

  192. Bill generous, Obtuse wrong. by obtuse · · Score: 1

    I'm happy to have been corrected about Bill's generosity. I was wrong.

    The rich do many things besides "capitalize on those beneath them" and I didn't mean to imply otherwise. There are many good and generous rich people. There are many who make great contributions to our society.

    Or we could talk about corporations with the rights of individuals but without the responsibilities. Shall we talk about what SLAPPs do to law? How about money = speech?

    The rich have the most assets, so of course they pay the most taxes. This is, as you said, irrelevant to a discussion of philanthropy.

    I'm glad that he has intimated truly fabulous generosity. I even believe it likely he will carry through on that intimation.

    I'd like to see him encourage his company to behave in a lawful and responsible fashion, as I suggested before. I realize that is a lot to ask.

    Regarding your judgement of my example of a ten percent tithe: While I have no love of religon or churches, I'd rather see people regularly make a contribution that they feel is meaningful. Besides, revving up a large fortune based on ten percent of anything (other than a larger fortune) is unlikely. That ten percent will not be the distinguishing factor in most cases. I do think a lifetime of philanthropy differs significantly from a later gift, but I am glad to know that he is so generous, and in the end, the money comes out comparably.

    And to the other (totally different) person who after correcting my error, asked if I still wanted a dick-size competition: No thank you, and thinking this is about penises says more about you than you would like.

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  193. /. Story of the century by Darby · · Score: 1

    You're right. I'm wrong

    Today a /. poster posted a comment in good faith which was revealed by another /. poster to be mistaken. Amazingly, the original poster quickly admitted his mistake and went on with his life.
    While similar things have happened in the past, never in the experience of this reporter has it been done so quickly and honestly with such correct use of contractions.

  194. Funny Business by downix · · Score: 1

    I just checked my SEC report on Microsoft. They've listed that the maximum Dividend-Return that any investor could get is $9.94. This is tallying their on-hand cash reserve and dividing it by the number of stocks. Since Microsoft uses a loophole, there is no concrete numbers of total shares it has, but it is estimated to be around 1 billion shares. $40 billion cash reserves mean a div/share max return of $40, not $9.94.... Where is the $30.06 per share?

    I've seen this kind of funny papertrail before... when I pulled my money out of Enron at $74.

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  195. Re:Nope. Dividends are optional. by why-is-it · · Score: 2

    As for a shelter shielding Microsoft from taxes, their own financials reported a total income tax expense (2001) of $1,288,000,000 US Dollars. If they have a tax dodge in place, it AIN'T working.

    Yes, but what about Gates? Right now, when he wants some coin, he sells some shares, and the proceeds of those shares are taxed at a lower marginal rate than if he had received dividends. I suspect that guys like Bill Gates and Paul Allen are avoiding a great deal of taxation in doing so.

    It's not as if they can't afford to pay the tax...

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  196. Stock buybacks by cameldrv · · Score: 0

    That's not true. You have a very simplistic understanding of the stock market. Without getting into all of the reasons why a company might want to hang onto a lot of cash, a company can buy back stock. This has the same effect as paying a dividend. One way of thinking about is, suppose there are ten shareholders, each holding 10 shares of stock. If each share is trading at $10 each, the company decides to use an extra $100 in cash to buy back ten shares instead of paying a $100 dividend, each shareholder can sell one share if its stock for $10. The shareholders then each get $10 from selling their stock, and they still each own 10% of the outstanding shares.

    The big advantage of this is taxes. Instead of paying ordinary income taxes on the dividend, they pay taxes on the capital gain. Capital gains rates are lower than income taxes, so this is a major advantage with the same economic effect. There are other advantages to buybacks though, because you don't have to sell. Instead you can increase your ownership in the company without engaging in a separate transaction. Normally taking your dividends and reinvesting it in the company has tax consequences. A buyback does not.

  197. Bollocks! by why-is-it · · Score: 2

    The reason people are hungry is not unequal distribution of wealth, it's because of unequal distribution of capitalism and freedom. Lack of food and money is a symptom, not a root cause.

    It's not as if there are any poor or hungry people in the first world where capitalism and economic freedom dominate.

    Oh, wait...

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  198. Re:$40 billion and Costa Rica? by kkkalen · · Score: 1
    Hell, Ellison would do something loony like buy Costa Rica and turn it into the Federated Republic of Oracle, complete with its own airforce and navy.

    And government. The new DOJ of the newly federated banana republic will get to prosecute companies that operate with business practices in conflict with Microsoft. These unfair business practices will be treated as treason and the offenders will be "deleted".

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  199. Bah! by dosun88888 · · Score: 1

    Starting space exploration on a REAL scale WOULD be selfless, as you would never, ever, live to see the truly cool shit that would come from it.

    When you do something really important that actually changes the future, that actually makes a difference in the way that humans go about their lives, you WILL be remembered, no matter what.

    So all you fucking hippies that think that you have to give money to charity or whatever to be "humane" or whatever the hell you're going for is absurd at best. Why waste money on something that really won't affect all of humanity just to pretend to be a selfless philanthropist? Because you're a moron.

    That's the only explanation.

    Bye bye karma.

    ~D

    1. Re:Bah! by Edmund+Blackadder · · Score: 2

      Hmm why is trying to decrease the suffering of a human being a "waste of money" and "absurd"?

      Reading what you are saying makes me doubt that you may really care about other people. Well i do, you can call me a hippy you can also call me a good christian.

      It is true that technology has caused a great change and sometimes improvement in peoples lives but i do not think that a big push into space exploration will do this at this point in our society.

  200. Comments on Nader and Ford by jamescford · · Score: 1

    I've seen some people refer to Nader's call for MS to pay dividends and to the Ford/Dodge court case that brought this issue up about 75 years ago. However, I haven't seen any details posted here.

    The article I saw in January about Nader's case (argument, not legal case) makes it clear what the beef is:

    By not receiving a dividend, wealthy Microsoft shareholders avoid paying the top marginal income tax rate of more than 39 percent levied on such income, Nader said. Instead, wealthy shareholders take advantage of the cash pile by selling company stock, which is subject only to a capital gains tax of 20 percent, Nader said. In the letter, Nader and CPT director James Love said U.S. tax laws contain a provision called the "accumulated earnings tax," which says companies that allow earnings to accumulate beyond "reasonable needs" of the business may be required to pay a tax of 39.6 percent on those earnings.

    Regarding the Ford/Dodge case, that happened in the Michigan state court system and is summarized as part of this article I found. An extract:

    The lawsuit was aimed at Henry Ford's tightfisted dividend policy. Ford Motors had become one of the world's most profitable companies and was literally piling up unspent cash that it could not invest fast enough, yet was recently refusing to pay out much more than 1 percent of its net income in dividends. Because it was the company's principal shareholder, Henry Ford, who managed the company, this was a classic case of upholding the rights of minority shareholders against the tyranny of a majority investor. [...] The court rejected Henry Ford's defense that "my ambition is to employ still more men, to spread the benefits of this industrial system to the greatest possible number, to help them build up their lives and their homes" (Dodge Bros. v. Ford, 1919: p. 505). While his assertion is usually taken at face value to violate accepted norms of proper business purpose, the court may well have been aware that he was speaking with dubious sincerity (Jardim, 1970).

    As the author mentions in passing, there is some question "as to whether dicta from a state court decision remains influential after seventy-five years"... but I gather it's the only major case testing the same issue

  201. 40B can't kill Linux by nodrip · · Score: 1

    Even with 40 Billion and a major
    anti open source slant, Linux is still
    kicking ass. Open Source software
    rules. It's the only thing that can
    bring them down. The government
    coudn't do it, lawsuits can't do it,
    but open source will in time, beat
    them back down.

    Yeah!

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  202. did I understand that? by 216pi · · Score: 0

    They do not use Microsoft Money for that?

  203. Gives a whole new meaning to... by ThatTallGuy · · Score: 1

    ... that software package "Microsoft Money".

  204. They should invest it. by node+3 · · Score: 1

    Too bad there's no money to be made by investing that money in making their software suck less.

  205. One question.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK, I can deal with them having cash on hand and not paying dividends (though the amount is friggin mind blowing). Most tech Co's don't pay dividends theoretically because they're supposed to use the cash to create value for shareholders via R&D which leads to eventual improvement in stock price.

    This being the case, why isn't more of that cash going into MAKING WINDOWS NOT SUCK ASS?? If I owned any M$ stock I'd be furious for that reason alone. "Make my investment GROW, you PINHEADS!"

  206. The one thought I have here readign this is... by banking_intern · · Score: 1

    We're doing a PISS poor job of teaching people economics. If more people understood economics then 505 of the comments here wouldn't be here, and we'd have much better elected officals. Oh well... I'm just afraid you all might VOTE!

  207. Money.. I don't understand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can someone explain 40billion to me in terms of pot?

    I stopped using money years ago.

  208. What would I do with $40 billion? by AccordionGuy · · Score: 1
    Tell you what I'd do.

    Two chicks at the same time, man.

  209. Xbox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is why the XBox will not fail and its impossible to compete against Microsoft products. There's essentially an indeterminate number of trials that Microsoft has to get it done successfully.

  210. 6 yrs ago it was $50 billion in the bank by tkjtkj · · Score: 1

    i do remember this: not long ago MS's cash status was at $50 B. ... so whatever that software is, it's at least partly responsible for a 20% drop in cash assets??

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  211. And what does he do in his Money Bin? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simple enough: he dives through the money like a porpoise, and burrows through it like a gopher, and tosses it up and lets it hit him on the head!

    Still quite a bit less than the fellow who has five billion quintiplitilion unptuplatillion multuplatillion impossibidillion fantasticatrillion dollars housed in three cubic acres.

    Please tell me there is someone on here who got their knowledge of the classics from actually reading Carl Barks rather than watching Ducktales.

    1. Re:And what does he do in his Money Bin? by Bryan+K.+Feir · · Score: 1

      Please tell me there is someone on here who got their knowledge of the classics from actually reading Carl Barks rather than watching Ducktales.

      Yes, there is. I've got a couple of comics dating back to that era, even. (At least, I think it was Barks who did the one about Scrooge having to go to South America to get his special nutmeg because the natives had revolted and were no longer shipping the stuff to him...)

      -- Bryan Feir

  212. What pisses me off about this... by Guppy06 · · Score: 2

    ... is the fact that professional athletes make an appreciable fraction of the cost of a space shuttle.

  213. oh my god by RN · · Score: 1

    you are so incredibly dumb, i can't believe you waste this much time to write so much garbage. i have no idea where you got your education, you really are a shocking example of its inadequacies.

  214. with 40b, I can buy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... a sense of humor, because I thought I had something witty to write, but it turns out I don't.

  215. your $.02 by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

    1,999,999,999,999 ideas, rather...should that price hold

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  216. Version 2.5? by vil · · Score: 1

    So what's the difference from version 1.0? The original only accounted for earthquakes and tidal waves?

  217. What would I do? by DCowern · · Score: 1

    I'd buy an airline, a basketball franchise, and a couple space vehicles. I'd fire all my basketball players and set up a franchise on the moon. I would then fly a bunch of midgets to my launch facility on my airline then blast them off to the moon. I would only let midgets play on my moon-based basketball team. Can you imagine how awesome it would be to see little people slam dunking over Shaq's head?

  218. Where would 40b be if MS didn't have control ... by 3seas · · Score: 2

    over it?

    Perhaps with all those companies they ran out
    of business?

    Money is an abstraction, an agreed upon media of value exchange that can be distorted.

    To have a more fundamental POV there has to be value generation of which the abstract media is associated with.

    So has MS really produced such real value as the abstract media ... uh errr, as the abstraction of the abstract media of money (numbers on paper) suggest?

    In other words, had MS not run out of business (using proven illegal anti-trust tactics) where and how would that 40 billion be going thru the economy?

    For an example consider the Trillion Dollar Bet and how it drained the south Asian Market and contributed to the so called terrorist motive/excuse.

  219. Not all chicks... by AdmrlNxn · · Score: 1

    dig money...

    Well the kinda chicks that would double up on a dude like me do.

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  222. Re: i can't mod by fferreres · · Score: 2

    But i'd mod this up. Why can a guy say "eliminate them by peacefully driving them to extinction" and another guy suggesting that he could take the first step gets modded as flamebait.

    I believe you can't make a country better of by killing the "would-be-born" kids. You can make them better of by teaching them, educating them.

    After all, there are a lot of low-population countries which are inmensely POOR and no-one's helping them either. So how reducing a country's population makes them better off? You could only say "then less of them will suffer".

    Are you guys that modded this down being serious? I really think the best Bill Gates could do is to build a network of high quality schools in the poor countries. Eliminating their population by castration is NOT a solution and it's a proposal only an ANIMAL could push.

    You can take my karma, but you can't take my dignity.

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  223. Re: whoa hold on a second please by fferreres · · Score: 2

    And don't forget that 91% [econop.org] of the taxes are paid by just the top 5% of the taxpayers. I know that our tax duties aren't philanthropic, but dammit, people want to act like the rich do _nothing_ but capitalize on those beneath them, and it just ain't true.

    Has it ever occured to you that the reason you see that pattern is because that same exact 5% of the taxpayers earn 91% (or something like that) of all country profits each year?

    I know that our tax duties aren't philanthropic

    Agreed!

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  224. Growth by AdmrlNxn · · Score: 1

    Well it depends on which directions they want to take. I mean, new and better operating systems. Hardware. Computers. In the computer industry the sky is the limit.

    I know for a fact that they will never make their own computers like apple. It would destroy everything that they have built. As for new and better Operating Systems. Yes. Windows has gotten better over the years. Look at the evolution between 95 and 98 alone. 98 was better, you can't argue with that. It wasn't great but it was better. Then from NT3-NT5(aka 2000) It was better. A lot better. Now they have XP and I am sure they are working on somthing else that is even better.

    They way I figure it. In the next 10 years or so Windows will be a worthy rival in the computer industry. Server side I am speaking. When it comes to client they win hands down. I know that comment is flame bait but hear me out. Not everyone is a computer geek. Most people who use computers are nearly computer illiterate. So windows is an obvious choice. Easy to use yet still has its flaws.

    Anyways... The way I figure it. Microsoft will eventually create an Operating System that just rocks on every front. Then I think their next goal. (I can't be for certain on this) Is to connect the world. Similar to what NURVj tried to do in Antitrust. Make the world just connected one one global network. No dial up modems or DSL or cable... but one network. Homes would come with an ethernet standard built into them, like phone lines. You hook up your computer and you are in. I don't know if that is their intentions but it isn't a bad idea to where they might be headed.

    I wouldn't call their subscription .NET model not a necessity. I remember pre-1997 when I didn't give a shit about computers or the internet. I had my Mac Classic which did everything I needed. Printed shit, played cheesy games etc. Then my grandfather got a computer with Windows 95 on it. He took me on a tour of the internet. What wasn't a necessity before became a need. After I gradutated I got a computer ahd headed off to college where I was connected morning, noon and night doing shit. It became a necessity. .NET could also have the same effect in the long run. I mean they have put this much into it. I don't think they are gonna back out now and say "OOPS! Bad Idea!"

    I don't think they will lobby politicians either. I think they will continue to do whatever it is that they do. Make over-priced software that almost everyone and their mom needs because it is the latest and greatest. I don't knwo where they are headed but I am sure in Mr. Gates office is a huge dry erase board with the model... ever changing.

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  225. 40 BILLION DOLLARS! by AdmrlNxn · · Score: 1

    I would... fucking buy an island in Fiji and retire dammit. For 40 billion dollars; screw the idea of going to work. Who cares at this point. Sell all your shares and retire. Let some other schmuck run the company. I mean come on, you can't do it forever. Take the wife and kids outta dodge and raise them in a fun environment where you do shit all day.

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  226. Re:bankrupt the world-BG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recommend reading "Money makes the world go round" by Barbara Garson as she follows her "deposit" around the world.

  227. I read this last week in money magazine. by Krusty_Klown · · Score: 1

    Why is this news?

  228. So Why Doesn't MS Buy the Airline Industry? by Bastian227 · · Score: 1

    Microsoft won't buy the airline industry. The pilots would see the blue sky through their windows and crash.

    Gee, how many puns can I stick in there? !e-nuff.

    -Darren

  229. Not if they used it , because... by karji · · Score: 1

    then the recipients of that money would put it back in the bank, or spend it to people who put it in the bank.

    But if M$ just took the money back from the banks and held it in private coffers, that might create the problem you describe. Perhaps if they find a way to profit from such an action, they might do it.

    1. Re:Not if they used it , because... by fferreres · · Score: 2

      Then they are not creding welfare or money valued 200B. That would only happen if they left the money one coaches.

      Mhh...reminds me of my country (argentina). We have destroyed 60B in bank and are saving them on coaches. Pity on us...

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  230. Maybe a different kind of depression by ynotds · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Likely outcome of the bust left as an exercise for the reader.

    Living in a lucky country where the economic measures didn't even shorten stride as they gallop into the unknown, I have noted a few other people starting to bemoan the degree to which money is starting to get in the way of even the simplest things which are essential to our very humanity ... from seeing friends to putting one person's junk to the service of some less demanding cause.

    But every day it looks more likely that we do not have to wait till after the boom for depression, but that depression has already set in, both for those whose ever harder work continues to underpin the indicators and for those struggling to find their way into the loop.

    There is something primitively natural in the cycle of long growth and rapid death which flies in the face of human aspirations to fairness, the kind of overgrowth which our granting veto to the bean counters has made has made an inescapable aspiration of every human institution ... and at which those best at spreading FUD continue to have the greatest success, be they involved in hyping upgrades or the war against drugs.

    So you don't have to wait for the depression to follow Wired's long boom, you just have to look around and ask people how they feel.

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  231. Once saw Ellison's missile by mattr · · Score: 2
    I once saw a big orange missile standing on its tail, and was told Ellison kept it metaphorically aimed at his rival. Wasn't more than 3 or 4 meters long, looked cool in a Buck Rogers way but of course Microsoft could buy the real thing.

    That said, The Bill's philanthropy is way too little too late and doesn't make a big dent in his net worth. A nice big number but not so much for the world's richest man. Most science fiction has such a guy funding the first moon base etc. Why does our Bill care so much about nosing into little dusty interiors when he could have his head in the clouds? Fund X Prize competitors and Nanotech startups, and try to do it without strings attached! Feh!

  232. Hitting the wall by Chris+Johnson · · Score: 2

    If they can't spend this money, they must be hitting limits on growth. There must not be any new ideas in Microsoftland worth investing in- at least, not to that extent. That does spell catastrophe- but hoarding money is not the way to deal with it, because Microsoft is not a bank.

  233. Catastrophe Usage? by Maradine · · Score: 1

    When they say Catastrophe, are we sure they don't mean "Catastrophe Theory", as is "why does this continuous process generate discontinuous results?" Just curious. If there ROI looks anything like some of the catastophe graphs I've seen, they're making out like bandits. Or wallowing in debt. But I'm pretty sure that's not the case.

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  234. communism = slavery? OK by me. by dbrutus · · Score: 2

    I won't argue that communism is slavery but it does seem to me that a little fairness is in order. Any professor arguing for a new variant of slavery would be drummed out of academia *if he was lucky*. The advocates of communism, unfortunately, are still with us and semi-respectable.

    I would like to hear about the slave history of the ROC (Taiwan), S. Korea, etc. before I accept your blanket statement that capitalist countries have never existed without slavery. There are a whole bunch of very new capitalist countries whose slaveholding, if it is documented at all, occured long before capitalism grew up there.

  235. communism redux by dbrutus · · Score: 2

    communism has always relied heavily on the useage of past economic seed corn in order to finance a temporary increase of current consumer consumption. This is very important in the period where armed opposition exists to the regime. Nicaraugua never got past that phase so you are somewhat correct that it is atypical.

    Eventually the seed corn runs out, capital is used up and there is little new capital assigned to replace it. The long downhill slide of communism commences in all its customary brutality.

    I would submit that the USSR success at creating a new soviet man was not, perhaps to this day still is not, understood in the mainstream West. Sure, there were some perceptive people who understood communist reality but they were largely voices in the wilderness, stifled by the paid communist hacks and their allies, the anti-anti-communists.

    The commanding heights of Western society were filled with Walter Duranty types who distorted and denied the fundamental evil of communism, never giving up an opportunity to excuse and ignore the horrors that were occuring.

    When a society emerges from communism, there is generally an immediate drop in living standards because the seed corn economic cycle needs to be primed and those resources are not available for present consumption. As the effects of communism fade and society is rebuilt in a sustainable fashion economic resources become more and more available to respond to present needs without robbing the next generation of any hope for even maintaining the economic level. On the contrary, it is the children who most benefit because they are placed on the economic up escalator that capitalism provides.

    DB

  236. If I were Microsoft... by aquarian · · Score: 2

    ...the first thing I'd do is throw a little money at Congress, to pass laws that help me maintain my position, such as the DMCA. The cost would be chickenfeed, the results spectacular.

  237. What I'd do.. by forkboy · · Score: 1

    I'd buy every major league baseball team and make them all wear dresses.

    I'd buy all the pants in the world and burn them. No more pants.

    These quotes directly stolen from comedian Louis CK.

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  238. With 40 billion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would destroy you all! Bwhahahahahahaha!

  239. Re:No! They were a very close second. by Rakarra · · Score: 2
    Thundercats [vpga.com] was the best cartoon of the time.

    But we were talking best Disney Afternoon cartoon. Thundercats was a Rankin/Bass creation using a lot of Japanese artists (had a very anime look and feel), as was the successor, Silverhawks (heheh, who remembers that?). If you want to open it up to mid-80's cartoons in general, you'd have to include more quality works like Robotech as well.

    Mmmmm....Cheetara...

    Rrrowl.

  240. Re:And yet the industry cowers before the MPAA/RII by Rakarra · · Score: 2
    And yet the industry cowers before the MPAA/RIIA

    Microsoft has lots of $$$, but the MPAA/RIAA still has much more political influence, especially with the Democratic Party, which will bend over whenever the MPAA/RIAA asks it to.

    Enough money to crush the DMCA's backers and eject the politicians responsible for it.

    Microsoft would never do such a thing. They love the DMCA. Expect them to use it a lot more in the future.

  241. Re: i can't mod by Rakarra · · Score: 2
    But i'd mod this up. Why can a guy say "eliminate them by peacefully driving them to extinction"

    Extinction? Perhaps you haven't been paying much but there are way too many people in many parts of the world, and they are in absolutely no danger of dying out, even under the original poster's proposed idea.

  242. only rich people can borrow the money! by HanzoSan · · Score: 2



    So hows it helping the economy when the majority cant borrow the money. And hows borrowing money better than actually getting to keep it?

    If you worked for microsoft you'd EARN the money which means its your money.

    Borrowing the money is not fair because not everyone can borrow money, and its not like you can borrow 100,000 a year, and also you cant keep it, its borrowing, dont forget interest.

    borrowing doesnt help the economy because most people dont borrow money, they earn it.

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  243. So why the paranoid licensing scheme? by jdeking1 · · Score: 1

    If they have so much cash on hand, why are they suddenly so concerned in the past few years about copyright fraud? Why do we, as users, have to make a phone call to M$ to re-register our software after we upgrade the hardware in our PC? I added 256MB of memory, made no other changes, and had to call for a code in order to use the Excel software that I paid for.

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  244. Re: i can't mod by fferreres · · Score: 2

    I can understand they sometimes have 15 children and now way to feed them so they are beign irresponsible (or ignorant).

    Just that i don't find sterilizing the way to solve poverty. They will always be poor that way. So it's hypocrat. If you don't care, then do nothing. But don't suggest sterilizing their women.

    How would you like it if someone suggested sterilizing America? Not funny, of course.

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  245. Re: i can't mod by Rakarra · · Score: 2
    Just that i don't find sterilizing the way to solve poverty. They will always be poor that way. So it's hypocrat. If you don't care, then do nothing. But don't suggest sterilizing their women.

    Hey I'm not suggesting flying in there and steralizing people against their will. But a reward for people who ask to for vascectomies (I'm not so sure about tubal ligations -- those are generally pretty dangerous) is something I could go for -- yes, even in America.

    Fewer children is always a good thing.

  246. Re: i can't mod by fferreres · · Score: 2

    How is it a good think? Unless you are not the one unborn, you'll have a hard time proving your point.

    If there was no food, no space, no resources i could undestand it. Anyway, my point was about the guy beign slaped as flaimebait for calling the guy that wanted to erradicate poverty by taking their fertility away an "ANIMAL".

    It's his opinion. It's not a flame.

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  247. Re: i can't mod by Rakarra · · Score: 2
    How is it a good think?

    Fewer children == lower population. A lower population is definitely a "good thing," and simply encouraging people to have fewer children is the best moral way of accomplishing this.

    Anyway, my point was about the guy beign slaped as flaimebait for calling the guy that wanted to erradicate poverty by taking their fertility away an "ANIMAL".

    It's his opinion. It's not a flame.

    Crude personal attacks should always be considered "flamebait." But I wouldn't moderate down, since I prefer moderating good posts up instead...

  248. Re: i can't mod by fferreres · · Score: 2

    The only real cures ... (to) take mean steps to cut down the birth rate (like, here, we'll feed you and your family for as long as you allow us to put this norplant thing into your woman).

    "Stop having children if you want to eat, you poor stupid bastards" is ok, human and a honorable and thoughtfull proposition. Asking the guy to start by castrating himself is a personal attack.

    My point was forced castration is not a solution, as prima nocte was not a solution for destroying scotland. You need to educate these people, while feeding them.

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  249. Cover I-5 in pennies by wwcsa · · Score: 1

    $40 billion is also enough to cover I-5 in pennies, from Canada to Mexico, 25 times over. (Accounting for gaps in-between pennies, 6 lanes and a shoulder)